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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:34,778 --> 00:02:36,905 Man, oh, man. 2 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:41,365 What a fiasco this little jaunt has turned out to be. 3 00:02:41,819 --> 00:02:43,639 Just imagine, me, 4 00:02:44,012 --> 00:02:45,072 Smiley, 5 00:02:45,285 --> 00:02:48,245 the most experienced desert donkey alive... 6 00:02:48,345 --> 00:02:51,245 and here I am teamed up with a jackass. 7 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:54,005 And in toreador pants, yet. 8 00:02:54,612 --> 00:02:57,045 Did you get that bit with the binoculars? 9 00:02:57,885 --> 00:02:59,725 You wanna know what he sees out there? 10 00:02:59,871 --> 00:03:03,298 I'll tell you: nothin' but nothin'. 11 00:03:03,758 --> 00:03:05,184 Just take a look. 12 00:03:06,471 --> 00:03:09,491 Now, now ain't he a livin' doll? 13 00:03:10,011 --> 00:03:14,331 I swear, I still don't know how I managed to come up with this character. 14 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,347 Several times 15 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:20,507 it got so bad I decided to cut out, 16 00:03:20,673 --> 00:03:22,827 and a couple of times I even started. 17 00:03:23,165 --> 00:03:26,651 I know every foot of this desert like I know the bottom of my hoof. 18 00:03:27,365 --> 00:03:29,798 But each time I get all set to go, 19 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:31,616 then I'd remember the map. 20 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:36,090 'Course I knew that hunting buried treasure out here made about as much sense 21 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:39,483 as telling a hair-raising story to a bald-headed man. 22 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,086 But still, 23 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:42,447 there was always 24 00:03:42,553 --> 00:03:45,680 just a slim chance that map might be the real thing. 25 00:03:50,484 --> 00:03:53,704 Here we are 2 days later 26 00:03:53,753 --> 00:03:59,012 and still ain't another blastet thing within a hundred miles in any direction. 27 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:00,527 Just sand, 28 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,074 sand, and more sand. 29 00:04:03,227 --> 00:04:05,367 That's all we've seen for days. 30 00:04:05,685 --> 00:04:11,444 We have made so many circles in the past 2 days that I felt like astronaut. 31 00:04:11,725 --> 00:04:15,258 Adam had slobbed up all the water, and on top of all... 32 00:04:15,301 --> 00:04:17,058 my feet were killing me. 33 00:04:18,197 --> 00:04:19,211 Oh, oh. 34 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:20,744 We've had it. 35 00:04:20,797 --> 00:04:22,144 No more water. 36 00:04:22,544 --> 00:04:23,904 No more food. 37 00:04:24,104 --> 00:04:26,257 Just lots of sand. 38 00:04:33,129 --> 00:04:34,929 Well, well. 39 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:39,861 Old hawk-eye has finally spooted that joshua tree and it's about time. 40 00:04:40,023 --> 00:04:44,943 We've only passed that thing about 70 times in the past 48 hours. 41 00:04:46,211 --> 00:04:47,985 So now we don't take a risk. 42 00:04:48,315 --> 00:04:49,728 We'll aim for that. 43 00:04:50,371 --> 00:04:52,858 I think his mind is beginning to wander, 44 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:56,178 and anything that weak should never be allowed out alone. 45 00:04:56,577 --> 00:05:02,072 He's going to stretch out there in the shade while I stand out here in the sun wearing a full feed pack. 46 00:05:06,008 --> 00:05:08,601 Well, what do you know, he finally remembered. 47 00:05:08,872 --> 00:05:13,851 But I bet everything he has his own comfort in mind, not mine. 48 00:05:47,526 --> 00:05:52,612 We should be out there lookin' for water, but he'd rather lay there in the shade hopin' for rain, 49 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,999 or perform an Indian rain dance... 50 00:05:55,159 --> 00:05:56,793 layin' down, yet. 51 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,420 Now, what's he looking at? 52 00:06:19,127 --> 00:06:21,687 I wonder if he thinks he sees something out there. 53 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:24,094 Well, I don't see anything. 54 00:06:29,159 --> 00:06:30,359 Get a hold of that. 55 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:32,986 He looks like he's in a trance. 56 00:06:33,766 --> 00:06:36,446 That sun must overcooked his pea brain. 57 00:06:38,255 --> 00:06:43,008 Well, there he goes heading straight out into no man's land 58 00:07:02,629 --> 00:07:03,656 Oh, oh, 59 00:07:04,209 --> 00:07:06,182 I'm afraid this is gonna happen. 60 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:10,035 Now I'm comencing to see in here things, too. 61 00:07:11,233 --> 00:07:14,779 I'd better get out of here fast before I crack up, too. 62 00:07:16,359 --> 00:07:17,373 Still... 63 00:07:17,966 --> 00:07:20,293 it seems so real. 64 00:07:21,328 --> 00:07:24,402 Cut off my tail and call me stubbit. 65 00:07:24,715 --> 00:07:27,955 I know I've tripped a gear, but this I gotta see. 66 00:07:39,095 --> 00:07:40,115 Oh! 67 00:07:41,035 --> 00:07:43,908 No, no, things like this just don't happen. 68 00:07:44,414 --> 00:07:47,334 A young native in the middle of the desert. 69 00:07:48,953 --> 00:07:49,973 Hey! 70 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,626 My god, he's gonna drain himself. 71 00:07:52,780 --> 00:07:55,266 Nobody can drink that much water without poppin'. 72 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:57,360 Take it easy, Adam! 73 00:07:58,066 --> 00:08:00,500 Now, what will Emily Pole say? 74 00:08:00,822 --> 00:08:05,659 I'ts a toss-up as to how long old space brain would have laid there lappin' water 75 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:09,215 if the sweet young thing hadn't caught attention to herself. 76 00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:13,276 But when he did look up, his eyeballs 77 00:08:13,319 --> 00:08:16,306 popped like a couple of tied ballons. 78 00:08:17,092 --> 00:08:22,405 From his reaction it was clear that Adam had never seen anything like this before. 79 00:08:26,055 --> 00:08:30,688 In his hometown, the girls were so prim, they wore turtleneck bathing suits. 80 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,982 They weren't very good looking, neither. 81 00:08:33,481 --> 00:08:36,915 In fact, the town held a beauty contest every year, 82 00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:38,874 and nobody ever won it. 83 00:08:40,727 --> 00:08:43,913 But this sure was a friendly native. 84 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:51,273 When she smiled, Adam's pea brain blew the lit like a pinball machine hit the jackpot. 85 00:08:51,791 --> 00:08:56,684 Never saw so many sky rockets go off in one small space. 86 00:09:02,115 --> 00:09:04,208 I don't know who designed her costume, 87 00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:08,395 but whoever it was should've been placed in charge over government spending. 88 00:09:10,481 --> 00:09:13,954 After a few moments she spoke to him in her native language 89 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:17,221 and she seemed surprised when Adam was unable to answer. 90 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,661 Verbally, that is. 91 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:25,173 Perhaps if he had concentrated on his sign language, he might've been able to get the message through to her. 92 00:09:25,613 --> 00:09:28,099 But he tried to explain by usin' his head, 93 00:09:28,386 --> 00:09:32,353 and the only thing that was good for was something to hang his face on. 94 00:09:37,294 --> 00:09:40,454 A smile like that would give most men ideas, 95 00:09:40,761 --> 00:09:41,868 but ol' Adam... 96 00:09:42,408 --> 00:09:44,014 he was a rare type, 97 00:09:44,301 --> 00:09:47,161 as they'd made him a jelly mule. 98 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:09,899 Adam went after the girls with radar control, 99 00:10:10,141 --> 00:10:13,028 but I knew the natives would try to pull a skin game. 100 00:10:13,618 --> 00:10:16,031 Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against 101 00:10:16,104 --> 00:10:17,491 these beautiful natives, 102 00:10:18,058 --> 00:10:20,358 but the trouble was Adam's fortune, 103 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,531 good or bad, was mine, too. 104 00:10:25,164 --> 00:10:27,950 Some jackass is born lucky 105 00:10:28,037 --> 00:10:31,721 no matter what happens, they come up smelling like a rose. 106 00:10:32,057 --> 00:10:35,317 In this case he smell like a whole world gone. 107 00:10:35,775 --> 00:10:40,154 A forest full of beautiful native girls and no competition. 108 00:11:03,555 --> 00:11:04,902 Egad! 109 00:11:04,945 --> 00:11:08,015 Now they got him playing ring around the roses. 110 00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:10,118 What a way to go! 111 00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:12,197 Good grieve. 112 00:11:12,246 --> 00:11:13,297 Don't fall down, 113 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:19,530 'cause the Galverston flood would be nothing compared to what we'd have here if he'd burst the scene. 114 00:11:21,884 --> 00:11:26,037 He had to be cautious 'cause of the many natives. 115 00:11:26,405 --> 00:11:29,645 He's too fat to run and he didn't know how to fight. 116 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,189 He didn't gain all that weight from me. 117 00:11:33,036 --> 00:11:36,376 He must've run into win with a phone in his mouth. 118 00:11:37,809 --> 00:11:41,009 The girls put on a show for Adam, and so did he. 119 00:11:41,196 --> 00:11:42,656 You see, Adam... 120 00:11:42,699 --> 00:11:47,092 was the head ballet dance master for a herd of hippopotamuses 121 00:11:47,135 --> 00:11:49,605 on tour through Cucamonga. 122 00:11:50,108 --> 00:11:54,134 They say he was terrific until the hippos found out he wasn't one of them. 123 00:12:08,386 --> 00:12:09,686 Yahoo! 124 00:12:20,437 --> 00:12:21,790 Oh, well... 125 00:12:22,484 --> 00:12:25,030 there's more than one way to take a bath. 126 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:30,283 He splashed around in the pool like an old ogre. 127 00:12:30,326 --> 00:12:33,872 I guess that's natural for God's packing so much blubber. 128 00:12:34,173 --> 00:12:36,693 As a walross he would doing all right. 129 00:12:38,339 --> 00:12:40,306 He were trying to make an impression, 130 00:12:40,479 --> 00:12:45,279 but with so many women, the only time he got to open his mouth where when he took a deep breath. 131 00:12:45,393 --> 00:12:49,666 His acting was so funny that I began to laugh. 132 00:12:57,004 --> 00:12:58,031 Oh, oh. 133 00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:01,291 Looks like he's pretty mad. 134 00:13:01,624 --> 00:13:03,157 I better get outta here. 135 00:13:13,972 --> 00:13:18,472 When he took a swing at me, I could've bootet him into orbit. 136 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,404 Ah. Ah! 137 00:13:27,037 --> 00:13:29,197 Another friendly native. 138 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,437 The natives threw a party for Adam. 139 00:13:34,497 --> 00:13:37,624 They threw it here, there, and everywhere. 140 00:13:37,957 --> 00:13:42,572 Adam caught everything they threw and seemd to settle down for a couple of month. 141 00:13:43,654 --> 00:13:45,714 The natives were serious minded, 142 00:13:45,907 --> 00:13:48,833 but Adam was living proof they could take a joke. 143 00:13:50,366 --> 00:13:54,966 He was the only man on the oasis, but the natives had plenty of dates. 144 00:13:56,286 --> 00:14:01,779 They tried to fill him with food and got the same results as a man's blown smoke rings into the wind. 145 00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:05,196 He's a big man, but he ate like a bird... 146 00:14:05,463 --> 00:14:07,510 a six-foot vulture. 147 00:14:24,589 --> 00:14:26,496 One of the natives did a dance. 148 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,206 She put a crop of grass on the left hip 149 00:14:29,249 --> 00:14:31,266 and a crop of grass on the right hip, 150 00:14:31,446 --> 00:14:33,586 and then rotated the crops. 151 00:15:19,062 --> 00:15:23,749 Did you know that a silo, 10 ft. in diameter and 20 ft. high, 152 00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:28,146 holds 1270 bushes a comb. 153 00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:31,093 Man, that's an awful lot of comb. 154 00:15:33,079 --> 00:15:34,085 Say, 155 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:37,919 how did that 5th race at Bilmar Park come out today? 156 00:15:38,352 --> 00:15:42,292 I had followed the competitions there. 157 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,822 Did you know I used to be a racing donkey? 158 00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:48,021 Yep! 159 00:15:48,409 --> 00:15:51,022 Fastest donkey in five counties. 160 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:54,417 Never been beaten in a fixed race, yet. 161 00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:07,732 Say, 162 00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:14,185 this reminds me of the girl days when I used to "dance with squares"... 163 00:16:14,757 --> 00:16:18,257 "Dance home square"... no, no, I mean "square dance". 164 00:16:18,631 --> 00:16:20,997 I used to kick up a mean storm. 165 00:16:21,077 --> 00:16:23,577 They called me cyclone in old days. 166 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,984 The barn was always in chambles when I got through. 167 00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:13,127 When she stepped on that dorn, she lost her balance and her dignity at the same time. 168 00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:40,739 Adam thought it was funny. He had a real sense of humor. 169 00:17:40,899 --> 00:17:43,872 When he wanted to have a good time, he went to a funeral. 170 00:17:45,952 --> 00:17:49,332 The native girls thought he had a lot of crust, but why shouldn't he? 171 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,399 After all, he was a big loafer. 172 00:17:54,069 --> 00:18:00,555 When the girl resumed her dance, she was as self-conscious as a prohibitionist with the hiccups. 173 00:18:01,029 --> 00:18:03,902 And by the time she regained her confidence, 174 00:18:03,945 --> 00:18:05,804 Adam lost his interest. 175 00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:46,002 Gold. 176 00:18:46,307 --> 00:18:49,447 The native bracelet and the gold dish convinced him 177 00:18:49,607 --> 00:18:51,621 there was truth in the old saying 178 00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:54,073 "All that glitters is gold." 179 00:18:58,907 --> 00:18:59,921 [Not too much] 180 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:12,673 The discovery of gold had short-circuited his wiring system and caused a tilt sign to light up permant. 181 00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:17,430 So, Adam hurried off to his pack and got the shovel. 182 00:19:17,497 --> 00:19:21,616 After all, he'd never been near enough to hard work to build any fear of it. 183 00:19:51,405 --> 00:19:56,538 It was 120 in the shade when Adam decided to dig for the treasure. 184 00:19:57,152 --> 00:20:01,145 But he said he didn't mind since he'd yawned down bu the grace. 185 00:20:02,032 --> 00:20:05,645 Beside, he thought hard work might help him build up his appetite. 186 00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:07,518 What a laugh. 187 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:13,245 As it was, the only thing he didn't eat for breakfast was dinner and supper. 188 00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:16,645 I will say one thing: 189 00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:18,392 He was a good worker. 190 00:20:18,512 --> 00:20:22,212 Every time he lost his job, his bosses were satisfied. 191 00:20:22,932 --> 00:20:25,319 But I didn't envy him any. 192 00:20:25,545 --> 00:20:29,959 It was so hot that the gophers were walking around with their coats unbuttoned. 193 00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:36,998 The natives were more determined than ever to keep Adam from the treasure, 194 00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:39,101 but they had little on Adam. 195 00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:41,641 In fact, they had little on, period. 196 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,600 Adam decided it was better to watch in the shade 197 00:20:52,643 --> 00:20:54,593 than it was to work in the sun. 198 00:20:56,454 --> 00:20:58,540 The girls were bathing in a pool. 199 00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:01,180 A lot of people would've envied the girls. 200 00:21:01,254 --> 00:21:02,657 True, their pool 201 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,954 was only about six feet in diameter, 202 00:21:05,087 --> 00:21:06,307 but don't forget, 203 00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:09,713 they had over a thousand square miles of beach. 204 00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:16,233 What got me mad was the way Adam would leave his work to chase women. 205 00:21:16,907 --> 00:21:20,433 Then, when he caught them, he'd forget what he was chasing 'em for. 206 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,666 I wanted to get the gold and get out of here. 207 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,773 This garden spot didn't grow my kind of grub, 208 00:21:28,919 --> 00:21:32,460 and my belly was beginning to think my throat had been cut. 209 00:22:53,643 --> 00:22:56,423 At last he unfold the treasure map. 210 00:22:56,930 --> 00:23:02,096 Adam had come into possession of the map while workin' for Wan Long Gon, 211 00:23:02,183 --> 00:23:03,823 a Chinese laundry. 212 00:23:04,209 --> 00:23:06,896 He had been getting along fine at the laundry 213 00:23:06,938 --> 00:23:11,275 until one day he returned some shirts without breaking the buttons and ripping the collars. 214 00:23:11,622 --> 00:23:13,742 Naturally, he got fired on the spot. 215 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:17,245 The boss was so mad, he threw Adam in the gutter. 216 00:23:17,758 --> 00:23:21,318 then wrapped up Adam for loans and moneylending, too. 217 00:23:21,765 --> 00:23:22,944 When he got home 218 00:23:23,071 --> 00:23:27,158 Adam discovered the boss had wrapped his things in the treasure map. 219 00:23:27,871 --> 00:23:29,998 The map was Adam's downfall. 220 00:23:30,378 --> 00:23:32,691 Today all his friends call him "feary" 221 00:23:32,804 --> 00:23:34,838 because he seldom works. 222 00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:44,367 When Adam started to work I became a little worried. 223 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:47,196 Well, I didn't know how well he could count. 224 00:23:47,383 --> 00:23:52,219 When he started kindergarten, Adam was different from all the other five-year-olds in the class. 225 00:23:52,367 --> 00:23:53,840 Adam was twelve. 226 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,573 But Adam didn't let that stop him. 227 00:23:56,780 --> 00:24:00,760 What he lacked in intelligence, he more than made up for in stupidity. 228 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:09,760 The natives weren't mathematicians, either, but they sure knew how to head and distract. 229 00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:15,665 They added to the scenery and distracted from Adam's power of concentration. 230 00:24:18,418 --> 00:24:21,230 One of the natives started a favorite game of mine. 231 00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:23,131 Chickasaw puzzle. 232 00:24:36,485 --> 00:24:40,778 Adam hated to go to work just to support a lazy bum like himself 233 00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:42,578 but he finally got to it. 234 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,206 The natives knew that Adam was looking for gold. 235 00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:53,159 They had diagnosed his case by feeling his purse. 236 00:25:04,942 --> 00:25:08,382 Adam hadn't been able to think since the day he went to the race track. 237 00:25:08,856 --> 00:25:11,869 Made a mental bet with himself and lost his mind. 238 00:25:48,239 --> 00:25:50,705 The natives tried to entice Adam again, 239 00:25:50,805 --> 00:25:54,671 but the smell of perfume had been replaced by the smell of gold. 240 00:26:10,047 --> 00:26:11,641 No! No, look. 241 00:26:11,854 --> 00:26:14,707 15 paces, buddy. 242 00:29:03,063 --> 00:29:07,890 He was playing in the sand when he decided to pluck some fruit from a tree 243 00:29:07,939 --> 00:29:09,946 with a multi-colored trunk 244 00:29:10,266 --> 00:29:13,106 and exceptionally nice grapes. 245 00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:47,265 So it was Fatima the Witch. 246 00:29:47,439 --> 00:29:49,632 No wonder her body looked funny. 247 00:29:49,879 --> 00:29:53,265 She had painted leaves all over. 248 00:30:00,741 --> 00:30:03,321 The natives' scheme worked beautifully. 249 00:30:03,364 --> 00:30:09,557 They had Adam so confused, he didn't know whether he was this or that. 250 00:30:09,770 --> 00:30:12,917 Truth was that Adam didn't trust the natives too far, 251 00:30:13,151 --> 00:30:15,817 and they didn't trust him too near. 252 00:30:16,824 --> 00:30:19,604 One minute he's racing away from the area, 253 00:30:19,664 --> 00:30:21,997 and in the next minute he's racing back. 254 00:30:27,065 --> 00:30:30,798 We should've named him Sputnik since he was always running in circles. 255 00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:48,068 The other natives took advantage of Adam, 256 00:30:48,248 --> 00:30:50,201 but he didn't seem to mind. 257 00:30:50,321 --> 00:30:52,561 They saved a fat man a good nature. 258 00:30:52,828 --> 00:30:55,248 And Adam was no sour push. 259 00:30:55,781 --> 00:30:56,794 In fact, 260 00:30:56,974 --> 00:31:02,707 he had so many double chins that he had to use a bookmark to find his necktie. 261 00:31:04,434 --> 00:31:08,041 But the natives still had no right to take a sap for a map. 262 00:31:10,554 --> 00:31:12,287 I will say one thing: 263 00:31:12,668 --> 00:31:15,074 Adam made the natives come to him. 264 00:31:15,721 --> 00:31:17,401 He was too lazy to move. 265 00:31:18,148 --> 00:31:19,454 As a matter of fact, 266 00:31:20,007 --> 00:31:22,727 he was the kind of guy who would stand for hours, 267 00:31:22,787 --> 00:31:26,287 holding a cocktail shaker, waiting for an earthquake. 268 00:31:39,858 --> 00:31:43,837 The native was still tormenting Adam when Fatima appeared. 269 00:31:43,931 --> 00:31:45,358 What a beast. 270 00:31:45,824 --> 00:31:47,757 She acted like a young girl 271 00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:50,611 but she looked like an old witch. 272 00:32:01,851 --> 00:32:04,064 She was a different kind of native. 273 00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:06,438 Who wouldn't be with a face like that? 274 00:32:07,177 --> 00:32:11,070 But there was hope that her limbs would help where the brain couldn't. 275 00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:17,716 Then, Fatima, in desperation, decided to show him her map. 276 00:32:18,025 --> 00:32:20,851 Not the one she was weraing, but the one she was carrying. 277 00:32:22,238 --> 00:32:26,138 It was the missing piece, and Fatima expected reward. 278 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:29,465 But she reminded Adam of rich pastry. 279 00:32:29,765 --> 00:32:31,125 She made him sick. 280 00:32:31,698 --> 00:32:32,711 Of course, 281 00:32:33,058 --> 00:32:35,191 everybody has some faults. 282 00:32:35,338 --> 00:32:38,501 I knew a young donkey once who corrected all his faults 283 00:32:38,544 --> 00:32:41,071 and made a perfect ass of himself. 284 00:33:09,874 --> 00:33:13,308 The natives didn't know how to stop Adam to finding the gold, 285 00:33:13,962 --> 00:33:16,668 but one of them said she thought she could swing him. 286 00:33:17,148 --> 00:33:19,008 And she almost succeeded, 287 00:33:19,181 --> 00:33:20,595 but not quite. 288 00:34:30,794 --> 00:34:33,148 He headed straight for the treasure, 289 00:34:33,248 --> 00:34:35,128 when he sees another native, 290 00:34:35,381 --> 00:34:37,668 doing a dance to the rain god. 291 00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:39,968 But it didn't dampen Adam's spirit, 292 00:34:40,081 --> 00:34:44,261 although he felt a thunder struck when she appeared like a bolt out of the blue. 293 00:38:17,866 --> 00:38:19,035 When the dance ended, 294 00:38:19,078 --> 00:38:23,812 Adam was in such a fog that he ran head first into a rubber tree. 295 00:38:34,199 --> 00:38:38,219 Now, mother nature had delayed for 30 years to make him into a man. 296 00:38:38,652 --> 00:38:40,825 Then, along comes this native, 297 00:38:40,868 --> 00:38:44,652 and she makes a fool of him in less than 5 minutes. 298 00:39:21,811 --> 00:39:24,811 The next native put Adam into a slow spin. 299 00:39:25,157 --> 00:39:28,471 She was just the kind of native he wanted to go around with. 300 00:39:29,217 --> 00:39:31,311 Her costume had him puzzled. 301 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,679 He couldn't figure out where she carried her hankie. 302 00:39:53,619 --> 00:39:55,186 When the native failed, 303 00:39:55,229 --> 00:40:00,312 one by one they acted like sour grapes and came at him in bunches. 304 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:05,159 The natives were filled with carnival spirit. 305 00:40:05,847 --> 00:40:08,287 Adam had never been to carnival. 306 00:40:08,593 --> 00:40:11,853 But once he went to a flee circus and stole the show. 307 00:40:13,117 --> 00:40:16,647 At least half a dozen natives were taken part in that spectacle, 308 00:40:16,690 --> 00:40:18,837 speaking in a round way, of course. 309 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,077 The natives had Adam spell-bound. 310 00:40:22,417 --> 00:40:24,097 But they didn't fool me. 311 00:40:24,617 --> 00:40:27,503 They waited for a man who'd be tall, dark and handsome, 312 00:40:27,603 --> 00:40:30,436 while Adam was short, fat, and ugly. 313 00:41:24,605 --> 00:41:25,611 The natives 314 00:41:26,045 --> 00:41:28,898 were trying hard to keep Adam away from the treasure, 315 00:41:29,271 --> 00:41:32,458 but they didn't seem to realize that he saw no evil 316 00:41:32,511 --> 00:41:35,018 heard no evil, and spoke no evil. 317 00:41:35,778 --> 00:41:39,866 Well, this kept him out of trouble, but it made him pretty much of a bore at parties. 318 00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:50,598 But if he intended to walk the straight arrow, he had to stop making around. 319 00:41:51,390 --> 00:41:52,936 He was still in danger. 320 00:41:53,523 --> 00:41:56,330 But the natives were also having their ups and downs. 321 00:41:56,823 --> 00:41:59,876 Just watching them warmed the bottom of his heart, 322 00:42:00,236 --> 00:42:02,036 but he had cold feet. 323 00:42:33,588 --> 00:42:35,595 The trouble with resist a temptation 324 00:42:35,641 --> 00:42:37,675 is that it may never come again, 325 00:42:38,482 --> 00:42:40,848 but Adam decided to leave anyway. 326 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:06,588 I was all set to follow him, 327 00:43:06,695 --> 00:43:10,335 when a native came out of the bushes and began to scratch my ears. 328 00:43:10,848 --> 00:43:12,814 She was a real nice native, 329 00:43:13,422 --> 00:43:15,635 but her face will never be a fortune, 330 00:43:15,748 --> 00:43:18,382 although it did run into a nice figure. 331 00:43:20,668 --> 00:43:25,267 I realized, Fatima was just using me to getting good with Adam, 332 00:43:25,521 --> 00:43:27,382 but her little scheme didn't work. 333 00:43:27,848 --> 00:43:32,348 He took one look at her face and decided he had other things to do. 334 00:43:33,814 --> 00:43:36,121 She had a great deal of will power, 335 00:43:36,527 --> 00:43:39,454 but she underestimated Adam's warm power. 336 00:43:46,051 --> 00:43:49,997 The next native tried to attract him with an exotic dance. 337 00:43:50,524 --> 00:43:52,931 Adam did stop to admire her costume, 338 00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:57,750 but that didn't take too long, since about all she had on was the radio. 339 00:43:59,378 --> 00:44:02,151 I knew she was wasting her time on him. 340 00:44:02,498 --> 00:44:04,878 After all, they were two different types. 341 00:44:05,472 --> 00:44:07,992 She liked boys, and he liked girls. 342 00:44:10,174 --> 00:44:11,947 I had to admire the native. 343 00:44:12,334 --> 00:44:13,834 Dancing was their business, 344 00:44:13,934 --> 00:44:15,881 and it was a pretty good business, 345 00:44:16,213 --> 00:44:17,553 considering the fact that 346 00:44:17,673 --> 00:44:20,481 she started out with nothing but a shoe string. 347 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:26,734 Do you notice those delicate fingers semblance this native dance? 348 00:44:26,894 --> 00:44:31,134 Well, finger semblance seem to have become popular in Turkey's dances 349 00:44:31,187 --> 00:44:33,361 during the 1st century. 350 00:44:33,905 --> 00:44:38,159 The formula for this instrument that gives the most delicate and musical tones 351 00:44:38,202 --> 00:44:39,899 is not known today. 352 00:44:48,136 --> 00:44:50,449 To get the best musical effect 353 00:44:50,542 --> 00:44:55,516 resembles our correce together like the kiss of two garlic eaten lovers. 354 00:44:56,233 --> 00:44:59,540 Ah, those delicate samples. 355 00:45:00,012 --> 00:45:01,026 Yep, 356 00:45:01,069 --> 00:45:03,940 you got to have samples for dances like this. 357 00:45:40,373 --> 00:45:41,380 Ow! 358 00:45:41,546 --> 00:45:42,566 Samples. 359 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,599 I was glad when Adam decided to leave. 360 00:48:06,993 --> 00:48:08,613 The sun was boiling hot, 361 00:48:08,656 --> 00:48:11,813 even though he resisted her condition. 362 00:48:36,569 --> 00:48:38,802 I breathed relieved. 363 00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:41,956 When Adam finally began to dig for the treasure, 364 00:48:42,182 --> 00:48:44,469 or at least that what I thought he was doing, 365 00:48:45,102 --> 00:48:46,768 but as it turned out later, 366 00:48:46,811 --> 00:48:48,884 he was only playing in the sand. 367 00:48:49,369 --> 00:48:51,622 He was charged with ambition, 368 00:48:52,062 --> 00:48:55,948 but I guess, pudged just couldn't keep up the pace. 369 00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:09,349 He dug a big hole, but only he'd find in it was space. 370 00:49:09,683 --> 00:49:11,369 I felt sorry for him. 371 00:49:11,908 --> 00:49:17,641 To save money for this trip he had to cut out drinking, smoking, gambling, and women. 372 00:49:18,165 --> 00:49:22,705 So I knew he'd be cutten out paper dolls next, if he didn't find the treasure. 373 00:49:25,003 --> 00:49:27,243 He was so interested in his work 374 00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:30,816 that he didn't see the native watching from behind the bushes. 375 00:49:31,816 --> 00:49:33,330 She had a nice face, 376 00:49:33,723 --> 00:49:37,403 but I couldn't help noticing that here "torso" was "more so". 377 00:49:47,923 --> 00:49:51,149 Adam's forefathers thought nothing of hard work, 378 00:49:51,536 --> 00:49:53,883 and Adam didn't think much of it, either. 379 00:49:54,942 --> 00:50:00,269 But he kept right on digging, while the female spy went to report to the other natives. 380 00:50:01,316 --> 00:50:03,715 Well, I wouldn't exactly call her a gossip, 381 00:50:03,782 --> 00:50:05,116 but I noticed 382 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:09,395 that she had her mouth open so much that her tongue was sunburned. 383 00:50:33,581 --> 00:50:36,141 The natives were hatching some foul plot 384 00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:38,087 and Fatima didn't like it. 385 00:50:38,261 --> 00:50:40,308 She was willing to fight for Adam, 386 00:50:40,741 --> 00:50:44,228 but she was out of ammunition before the battle even started. 387 00:51:47,764 --> 00:51:52,763 They had decided they could lure Adam away from the treasure by displaying some of their own. 388 00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:56,424 They started by exhibiting a generous nature, 389 00:51:56,591 --> 00:51:59,697 although how generous nature had been to them. 390 00:52:46,238 --> 00:52:48,291 Adam felt for their tricks, 391 00:52:48,718 --> 00:52:51,371 but I knew they would setting a trap for the map. 392 00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:53,771 None of them had any medical training, 393 00:52:53,814 --> 00:52:56,071 but they certainly knew how to operate. 394 00:54:10,149 --> 00:54:11,689 They might have succeeded, 395 00:54:11,769 --> 00:54:13,676 if Fatima hadn't cut in. 396 00:54:14,216 --> 00:54:15,243 Poor girl. 397 00:54:15,523 --> 00:54:17,609 She didn't stand a chance. 398 00:54:18,303 --> 00:54:20,529 But was still in there trying. 399 00:54:20,789 --> 00:54:23,923 I don't know why she wanted a big fat man like him, 400 00:54:24,009 --> 00:54:26,116 not that Adam hadn't tried to lose weight. 401 00:54:26,482 --> 00:54:29,756 Once he had sworn off food and drink completely, 402 00:54:30,096 --> 00:54:34,028 and in fourteen days he lost two weeks. 403 00:55:01,913 --> 00:55:03,306 It took a little argument, 404 00:55:03,452 --> 00:55:07,986 but finally Fatima agreed to show Adam where the treasure was hidden. 405 00:56:26,507 --> 00:56:29,713 All of Fatima's part seemed to be working perfectly, 406 00:56:30,127 --> 00:56:32,340 but it took a little while to get him there. 407 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:41,920 When she finally pointed out the spot, Adam dropped to the ground like a maniac. 408 00:57:22,219 --> 00:57:24,546 Well, he found a box 409 00:57:24,639 --> 00:57:26,372 or at least he thought he did. 410 00:57:34,038 --> 00:57:35,058 Gold! 411 00:57:40,507 --> 00:57:41,574 Gold! 412 00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:43,273 Gold! 413 00:57:44,153 --> 00:57:45,400 Gold! 414 00:57:47,308 --> 00:57:48,308 Gold! 415 00:57:52,861 --> 00:57:53,901 Gold! 416 00:57:54,641 --> 00:57:55,694 Gold! 417 00:57:56,435 --> 00:57:57,481 Gold! 418 00:57:58,327 --> 00:57:59,354 Gold! 419 00:57:59,834 --> 00:58:00,847 Gold! 420 00:58:08,036 --> 00:58:10,923 Unless the price for sand skyrockets, 421 00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:14,570 we ended up just as broke as the day we started all. 422 00:59:47,958 --> 00:59:48,972 Funny, 423 00:59:49,459 --> 00:59:53,212 but somehow the whole thing seems like it never really happened, 424 00:59:53,825 --> 00:59:56,192 and I'm not too sure that it did. 425 00:59:56,805 --> 00:59:57,959 By the way, 426 00:59:58,432 --> 01:00:01,305 do you happen to have a treasure map somewhere, too? 427 01:00:02,039 --> 01:00:03,299 Hmmm? 35593

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