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Hey. Yolanda, can you come downstairs
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and help me with the
rest of the groceries?
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You got two arms, bitch.
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Oh... I'm sorry. I've been
on this diet for three days.
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I'm a little hangry.
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Great. So you'll help me?
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You got two ears, bitch, I said no.
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(quietly) Yolanda...
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Yolanda, we have a situation.
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Alan's leaving you for someone thinner?
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- No.
- Smarter?
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Taller?
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Someone with a house?
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- Someone with a neck?
- Stop!
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It's about Josh.
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While I was working on his computer,
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an e-mail came in, from his father.
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- What?
- I don't know what to do.
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Josh doesn't wanna hear from
the man who got his mama pregnant
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then ran off, and neither do I.
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Read it out loud.
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"Josh, I have a lot
of regrets in my life,
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"none bigger than not
being a part of yours.
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"I'm flying in for the weekend
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and there's nothing I want
more than to meet my son."
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Oh, hell no. That man missed his chance.
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Delete that.
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But it's his father,
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and this might be the
one opportunity for us
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to find out if Josh will
be hot when he's older.
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Hey. What are you two whispering about?
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(giggles nervously) Uh, hot older men.
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Oh, that's easy. Sean
Connery. Number one.
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Hypothetically, if Sean
Connery were your father,
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how would you feel if he contacted you?
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How would you think I'd feel?
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(? la Sean Connery) Shaken, not stirred.
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Now, hypothetically,
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what if it wasn't Sean Connery
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but your actual dad who wants to meet,
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and he's flying in tonight
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on hypothetical Delta Flight 48L.
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Well, that's a very
specific hypothetical.
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Hypothetically, I'd have
no interest in meeting him
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because he never had any
interest in meeting me.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Hypothetically, you wouldn't
want to meet your dad if he was
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reaching out to you
after all these years?
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I don't wanna meet
the bastard who bolted
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'cause he didn't have the
balls to raise his son.
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So hypothetically, this
whole conversation's over.
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Ooh.
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Wow, I can't believe how upset he got.
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Good thing this was hypothetical.
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(theme music playing)
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She's in the spotlight
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And she turned my head
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She'd run a red light
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'Cause she's bad like that
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I like that ooh,
baby, ooh, baby, baby
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-
I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com
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Hey, Yolanda, how's the diet going?
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Quiet, bitch.
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So you're stickin' to it.
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I'm trying to get down to 150 pounds
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before my doctor's appointment.
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When is it, 2020?
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(laughing)
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It's not funny, Elliot.
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I just turned 51,
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which is the age my mom
passed and her mom passed.
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I just wanna live long
enough to dance on your grave.
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Yolanda, you're gonna be fine.
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Back then, people didn't know
how to take care of themselves.
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You know, they ate too
much, they drank too much,
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they didn't work out.
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Oh my damn! I gotta get to the gym.
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- Elliot, can you spot me?
- From space.
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Hey. I hope you're hungry.
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I made you a papas fritas,
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a meat-your-dad-loaf,
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and for dessert,
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a "father and son-day."
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Gabi...
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I know that was not a
hypothetical conversation.
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Yolanda told me.
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And I know you're upset about
it because if you weren't,
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you wouldn't be staring
at your father's e-mail!
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This is a spreadsheet.
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Oh. Well, why aren't you staring at it?
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I mean, why don't you wanna
meet him? He's your father!
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- Look, this is none of your...
- Listen.
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You can't miss this
opportunity, okay? Uh...
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I would do anything to see my mom again.
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Not to play the dead mom
card, that wouldn't be fair,
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but my mom's dead and I
can never see her again!
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Gabi, you wanna know why my
father's "reaching out" now?
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It's because my profile in
Forbes just came out.
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He's obviously after my money.
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Ugh! God, why are you being so negative?
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I mean, maybe he just wants a kidney.
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Come on. Aren't you even
a little bit curious?
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I was curious when I was 12.
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I looked him up, found out
his name was Matt Danon.
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I even wrote him a letter, and
guess what? He never responded.
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Okay. That doesn't mean
anything, all right.
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When I was 12, I sent a letter
to Joey from Friends
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and I never heard back, not
even a simple "How you doin'?"
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Look, Gabi, you don't understand.
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Maybe he just never got the letter.
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- Maybe the post office lost the letter.
- Gabi...
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God, I bet that's why
Joey never wrote back.
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Stop!
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I just want you to be happy.
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And I just want you to stay out of it.
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Okay, if that's what you really want.
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- That's what I really want.
- Fine.
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I can't believe we're doing this.
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I mean, how lucky are we
that Josh knows Matt Damon,
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and he sent you to the
airport to pick him up!
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Uh-huh, so lucky.
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Um, Sofia...
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Oh, we almost forgot our
super cute chauffeur hats.
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Thank you so much for bringing me.
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I wonder if Matt Damon's
happy with his wife.
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You gotta admit, Sofia Maria
Consuela Rafaella Rodriguez Damon,
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- does have a nice ring to it.
- Uh-huh.
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Are you kidding me?
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You spelled Matt Damon wrong.
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Did I?
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Yes. Damon has an "M" in the middle.
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But Danon has an "N" in the middle.
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You know, like Matt Danon, Josh's Dad.
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What?
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You know, Matt Damon is so over.
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You remember that Martian movie? I
mean, he's up there for a whole year
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and doesn't see one Martian!
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Gabi, are we here to pick
up Matt Damon or Matt Danon?
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- Do you really not know?
- Oh my God!
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- Gabi, you lied to me.
- Oh, so you do know.
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What is wrong with you? Josh
specifically told you to stay out of it.
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Yeah, I know, which is why
I told you it was Matt Damon,
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so you would come with
me and talk me out of it.
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Now? You're telling me this now?
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- His dad's gonna be here any minute.
- Yeah, I know. Talk fast!
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Gabi, this is so wrong, I mean,
so wrong! What if Josh is right?
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What if his dad is only here
because he wants his money?
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Yeah, which is why I'm going
to drive him to the hotel,
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and get to know him and make sure
he is here for all the right reasons.
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And what if he's not? Then Josh is
gonna more hurt than he was before.
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Oh my God, Sofia, you're so right.
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Why didn't you talk me out of this
earlier? We gotta get out of here!
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- I'm Matt Danon.
- Too late.
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- Hey, uh, M-Mr. Kaminski sent us.
- Oh, how nice.
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Yeah, I'm, uh, Gabi, I'm
the head driver and...
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this is Sofia, she's my
trainee. She'll take your bags.
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- Thanks.
- Thank you.
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- How are you feeling?
- A little disappointed.
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These hospital nachos
just ain't cutting it.
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She's talkin' to me, fool.
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You're only here for emotional support.
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You chose me for that?
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Wow, you really are
all alone in the world.
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Okay, Yolanda. You're done.
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(gasps) I knew it!
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I'm a goner!
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I'm comin', Mama!
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No, done with the test.
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Actually, you did really well.
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Oh! Hold on, Mama.
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Your vitals are great,
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good blood pressure, heart rate.
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In fact, you are in tip-top shape.
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I think you mean muffin-top shape.
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Honestly, she is in very good health.
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You, on the other hand.
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Do you normally sweat like that
just from sitting and eating?
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Do you normally have the
heat cranked up to 68?
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Thanks for letting me sit up front.
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- I get car sick.
- Ugh! So does Josh...
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er, Mr. Kaminski, I mean.
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So, uh, what brings you to town?
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Well, I'm actually here to...
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Reconnect with your long-lost son?
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You know, I drive Mr. Kaminski
around a lot. We've gotten close.
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You can kiss that good-bye.
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So, uh, (clears throat) Mr. Danon,
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if-if I may ask, why did you
never contact Mr. Kaminski,
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even after he wrote to you?
Was it because you were...
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young and scared and
didn't know what to say?
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- Actually I...
- You thought, you know,
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you just missed so much
of his life already that
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contacting him now, it
did more harm than good?
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But now that you're older
and wiser, you realize
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nothing is more important than
meeting your son, not for money.
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Subtle.
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Believe me, I'm very successful.
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This is not about money.
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Oh, I knew you were here
for the right reasons.
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(phone rings)
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Oh, 'scuse me, I have to take this.
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Hello?
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Hey, Gaby, it's Josh.
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Hey!
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Listen, I thought about what you
said about my dad, and you're right.
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Yeah, I was.
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In fact, you won't believe
who I'm with right now.
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Uh, you won't believe
who I'm with right now.
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Thanks to you I'm sitting
right next to my dad.
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What?
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Yeah his flight got in
early, I met him at his hotel,
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and we're in his room right now.
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What?
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Okay, I gotta go.
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Okay, bye!
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(mutters) Possibly forever.
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Okay, Gabi.
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You picked up a man at the airport who
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said he was Josh's dad, who
turned out not to be Josh's dad.
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There's gotta be a simple explanation.
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Oh I know... he wants
to put me in a hole
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and make me rub lotion on my body
or else I get the hose again!
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All right, calm down.
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All I have to do is slow down,
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jump out and roll to safety.
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Oh damn it! I can't leave Sofia.
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Though, really, what does
she have to live for?
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No boyfriend, dead-end job...
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Everything okay, Gabi?
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Everything's great.
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GABI (thinking): You
freakin' psychopath!
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Oh, hell. I can't leave Sofia.
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She's the smart one. She'll
know how to get us out of this.
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Sofia!
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Sofia!
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What is she, deaf?
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Sofia, is my purse back there?
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Uh...
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(muttering) This guy isn't Josh's dad.
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- What's that?
- This guy isn't Josh's dad.
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- (horn honking)
- Oh God, Gabi, watch the road!
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Are you trying to kill us?
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GABI (thinking): I'm not, he is!
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Sofia, I have to get
something out of my bag.
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- Could you hand it to me please?
- Yeah.
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00:10:20,562 --> 00:10:23,089
GABI (thinking): Oh God, oh
God, oh God! What's in there?
247
00:10:23,095 --> 00:10:24,901
A gun? A knife?
248
00:10:24,907 --> 00:10:26,690
A gun that shoots knives?
249
00:10:26,885 --> 00:10:28,878
- No!
- Gabi!
250
00:10:28,884 --> 00:10:31,698
He's got a... gum!
251
00:10:32,969 --> 00:10:35,824
- Would you like a piece?
- Oh, no, no thank you.
252
00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:37,629
Clearly, I hate gum.
253
00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:39,741
- I'll take some.
- No, she won't!
254
00:10:40,737 --> 00:10:42,613
GABI (thinking): Yeah! That's right.
255
00:10:42,619 --> 00:10:44,912
Gotta wake up pretty
early in the mornin'
256
00:10:44,918 --> 00:10:46,748
to roofie Gabi Diamond.
257
00:10:53,490 --> 00:10:55,913
I can't believe we went to
my physical, and found out
258
00:10:55,919 --> 00:10:57,538
you're the one who can die early.
259
00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,659
She didn't say die.
260
00:10:59,665 --> 00:11:01,530
She said, get my affairs in order.
261
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:03,628
Yolanda,
262
00:11:03,717 --> 00:11:05,501
your plan worked like a charm.
263
00:11:05,507 --> 00:11:07,132
I told Gabi I was with my dad today,
264
00:11:07,138 --> 00:11:08,921
and she hasn't bugged
me once all day long.
265
00:11:08,927 --> 00:11:10,364
What would I do without you?
266
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,448
(laughs) Don't worry, turns out,
267
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,629
that I'm gonna be here a long time.
268
00:11:14,635 --> 00:11:17,284
But you might want to say
your goodbyes to Elliot.
269
00:11:18,238 --> 00:11:20,333
All right, hey guys, if, uh,
270
00:11:20,339 --> 00:11:23,183
Gabi gets back, tell her me
and my "dad" went on a jog.
271
00:11:23,189 --> 00:11:24,685
Uh, what do you think of my new gear?
272
00:11:24,691 --> 00:11:27,199
- Cool or douchey?
- Not douchey.
273
00:11:27,205 --> 00:11:28,405
(beeping sound)
274
00:11:28,887 --> 00:11:31,199
- What was that?
- Oh...
275
00:11:31,205 --> 00:11:34,364
It's this stupid health monitor
my doctor's making me wear.
276
00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:37,406
It beeps whenever my heart
rate or blood pressure go up.
277
00:11:37,412 --> 00:11:38,879
Is it anything serious?
278
00:11:38,885 --> 00:11:41,406
No, the doctor said I just
have to lose about five pounds.
279
00:11:41,412 --> 00:11:42,913
- (monitor beeps)
- Ten.
280
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,423
- (monitor beeps)
- Fine! Thirty pounds!
281
00:11:46,226 --> 00:11:48,937
Oh my damn, that thing beeps
every time you tell a lie!
282
00:11:49,614 --> 00:11:52,242
It does? I can't wear this.
283
00:11:52,248 --> 00:11:53,660
I love lying.
284
00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,018
My name's not even Elliot.
285
00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:56,422
It's Jung-yi!
286
00:11:59,421 --> 00:12:00,638
I'll take it.
287
00:12:00,892 --> 00:12:02,876
I can monitor my heart rate on my jog.
288
00:12:03,485 --> 00:12:06,596
Okay, I'm just gonna get
busy waxing these floors.
289
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,419
Good thing I'm not wearing that watch.
290
00:12:16,112 --> 00:12:18,830
Okay, here we are at a gas station.
291
00:12:18,836 --> 00:12:20,814
Wow, look, it's so crowded.
292
00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:22,154
So many witnesses.
293
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,819
Uh, Sofia, let's go pee.
294
00:12:23,825 --> 00:12:25,125
I don't have to go.
295
00:12:25,131 --> 00:12:27,554
GABI (thinking): Damn Sofia
and her stupid giant bladder.
296
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,592
Uh, Matt, would you
mind pumping the gas?
297
00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:34,471
- You want me to pump it?
- Yeah, or is chivalry dead?
298
00:12:41,819 --> 00:12:43,420
That's not Josh's dad!
299
00:12:43,426 --> 00:12:45,694
- What?
- I've been trying to signal you
300
00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:48,310
for half an hour. He's a fake! A fraud!
301
00:12:48,316 --> 00:12:49,550
What are you talking about?
302
00:12:49,556 --> 00:12:51,601
He walked right up to us when
he saw your sign at the airport.
303
00:12:51,607 --> 00:12:53,960
Yeah, what do you think a fraud does?
304
00:12:54,129 --> 00:12:55,823
Anybody could claim to be Matt!
305
00:12:55,829 --> 00:12:58,878
I mean, you didn't even ID him!
You're the worst trainee ever!
306
00:12:58,884 --> 00:13:01,682
But he answered all those
questions about Josh.
307
00:13:01,688 --> 00:13:03,290
Who did most of the talking? Me!
308
00:13:03,296 --> 00:13:05,062
He just went along
with everything I said.
309
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:07,269
- I don't think that proves anything.
- Really?
310
00:13:07,275 --> 00:13:09,606
How about the fact that Josh
just called me from his hotel
311
00:13:09,612 --> 00:13:11,358
where he's sitting with his real dad?
312
00:13:11,364 --> 00:13:13,270
What? Why didn't you lead with that?
313
00:13:13,276 --> 00:13:15,064
We're driving around with a psychopath.
314
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,403
- (knocking)
- (both scream)
315
00:13:16,409 --> 00:13:17,609
Oh, my God.
316
00:13:17,615 --> 00:13:19,844
- What do I do? What do I do?
- Floor it! Floor it!
317
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,820
- Oh, my God! (screams)
- Oh, my God!
318
00:13:24,043 --> 00:13:25,347
- I think I hit him.
- Uh...
319
00:13:25,353 --> 00:13:27,637
no, it was just his foot,
you're fine! Go, go, go, go!
320
00:13:28,066 --> 00:13:29,266
(both screaming)
321
00:13:29,272 --> 00:13:30,947
Oh, my God, I can't look.
322
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,567
- How bad is it?
- Oh, it's bad.
323
00:13:34,573 --> 00:13:37,013
- Josh's whole muffler fell off.
- (gasps)
324
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:42,252
(sighs) Um, what am I gonna tell Josh?
325
00:13:42,258 --> 00:13:43,814
Okay, I know, um...
326
00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,580
(laughing) It was so crazy, Josh.
327
00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:47,667
I was... I was down in the
garage getting something,
328
00:13:47,673 --> 00:13:51,145
and I noticed a... a tiny little
mark on your Range Rover, and so...
329
00:13:51,151 --> 00:13:54,081
you know, I rubbed it to see
if it was a scratch and then,
330
00:13:54,087 --> 00:13:55,753
you know, this just came off.
331
00:13:55,759 --> 00:13:56,959
(nervous laughter)
332
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,100
Hey, what are you doing here so late?
333
00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:04,772
Uh, not important.
334
00:14:04,949 --> 00:14:06,747
What is important, is that
335
00:14:06,753 --> 00:14:09,566
I am so happy that you
finally met your dad because
336
00:14:09,572 --> 00:14:11,847
now you understand that
having a family is...
337
00:14:11,853 --> 00:14:14,009
is so much more important
than having, you know,
338
00:14:14,015 --> 00:14:16,997
e-expensive cars, or
expensive stuff, like...
339
00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:18,566
expensive cars.
340
00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:21,029
Gabi...
341
00:14:21,035 --> 00:14:22,440
- You are so right.
- Mm.
342
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:24,942
Meeting my dad was, oh, amazing!
343
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,148
(monitor beeps)
344
00:14:28,122 --> 00:14:29,841
- Wh-what's that?
- Nothing.
345
00:14:29,847 --> 00:14:31,047
(monitor beeps)
346
00:14:31,894 --> 00:14:33,116
- Are you okay?
- Yeah,
347
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,076
why wouldn't I be okay? Had
a great afternoon with my dad.
348
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,337
- We went for a jog.
- (monitor beeps)
349
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,850
- Out for lunch. The aquarium?
- (monitor beeps then beeps again)
350
00:14:38,903 --> 00:14:40,249
Damn it!
351
00:14:41,387 --> 00:14:44,091
Gabi, there's something
I need to tell you.
352
00:14:44,512 --> 00:14:47,308
(click lips) Remember when I told
you I was with my dad this afternoon?
353
00:14:47,314 --> 00:14:48,514
Yeah.
354
00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:50,336
I wasn't.
355
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,995
See, the thing is I never met him,
356
00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:54,768
and I made the whole thing up.
357
00:15:01,538 --> 00:15:02,738
What?
358
00:15:03,742 --> 00:15:06,034
I just told you that so I
could get you off my back.
359
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,280
I didn't want to meet him and
I knew you wouldn't let up.
360
00:15:09,018 --> 00:15:10,264
What?
361
00:15:10,572 --> 00:15:13,697
And, I didn't even have to do that
because, I mean, look at you...
362
00:15:13,703 --> 00:15:16,383
you totally stayed out of
it and respected my feelings.
363
00:15:16,389 --> 00:15:18,776
Mm-hmm, yup, that's what I did.
364
00:15:18,782 --> 00:15:23,961
Um... so... hypothetically if
somebody, uh, went to the airport
365
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:25,552
with a sign that said "Matt Danon,"
366
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,054
and then somebody came up to them
and said, "Hi, I'm Matt Danon,"
367
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,134
odds are pretty good it was in fact
368
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:32,465
your father, Matt Danon.
369
00:15:34,535 --> 00:15:35,968
Gabi...
370
00:15:36,299 --> 00:15:37,836
what did you do?
371
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:40,208
Really or hypothetically?
372
00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:43,470
I told you to stay out of this!
373
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,111
Yeah, I know, but if you would
have called me with your fake father
374
00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:48,873
story before I got to the airport,
none of this would have happened.
375
00:15:48,879 --> 00:15:50,763
So this is my fault
you went to the airport?
376
00:15:50,769 --> 00:15:52,852
- And ran him over with your car.
- What?
377
00:15:53,763 --> 00:15:56,783
Listen, when you called me and
said you were with your real dad,
378
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,924
I thought the guy I
was with was a murderer,
379
00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:00,697
and me and Sofia were going to die,
380
00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:03,570
but it turns out it was your real
dad, and me and Sofia didn't die,
381
00:16:03,576 --> 00:16:05,413
and... and neither did
he because the hospital
382
00:16:05,419 --> 00:16:07,724
- said he's going to be totally fine.
- The hospital?!
383
00:16:08,226 --> 00:16:09,458
Yeah, it's okay, all right?
384
00:16:09,464 --> 00:16:10,732
- It was just his feet.
- Stop!
385
00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:13,235
Stop! Stop talking!
386
00:16:13,241 --> 00:16:14,441
(sighs exasperatedly)
387
00:16:14,447 --> 00:16:16,154
I told you to stay out of
this, and what did you do?
388
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,334
- I didn't stay out of it.
- No, you didn't stay out of it.
389
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:21,334
You know why? B...
bec... 'cause you're sick.
390
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,561
Josh, I know, I know.
I just thought it was
391
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,021
- really important that you...
- See, see? There it is!
392
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,600
This is it this is the sickness!
393
00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:28,215
You know, it doesn't matter
what you think I should do.
394
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,421
How about what I think?
395
00:16:29,427 --> 00:16:31,280
You have no respect for what
I think, or for my feel...
396
00:16:31,286 --> 00:16:33,672
Why is there a piece of my
Range Rover on the floor?
397
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,480
I think you already know.
398
00:16:40,371 --> 00:16:42,372
(sighs) You know what, Gabi, just leave.
399
00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:44,778
Okay, all right, that's...
400
00:16:44,784 --> 00:16:46,562
that's what I'll do.
401
00:16:46,868 --> 00:16:48,157
I'm doing it.
402
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,384
I'm doing it.
403
00:16:54,489 --> 00:16:56,403
- But I just...
- Get out!
404
00:16:57,675 --> 00:16:59,067
I did it!
405
00:17:03,952 --> 00:17:06,262
Mr. Danon, you have a visitor.
406
00:17:06,924 --> 00:17:08,143
I do?
407
00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:11,156
If it's that crazy chauffeur girl...
408
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,160
Josh.
409
00:17:17,457 --> 00:17:18,991
Don't say anything.
410
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,356
Just listen.
411
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,207
I only came down here to explain to you
412
00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:25,300
that my chef took my car
without my permission,
413
00:17:25,306 --> 00:17:28,087
and she picked you up from the
airport without my knowledge.
414
00:17:28,488 --> 00:17:31,543
I am extremely sorry that she
inadvertently ran you over...
415
00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,150
twice...
416
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,515
and I will pay for your
hospital stay, but that's it.
417
00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:38,351
If you think you're getting another dime
418
00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,912
out of her or me, you
have another thing coming,
419
00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:42,719
because though I am rich,
420
00:17:42,725 --> 00:17:45,169
I'm really, really rich,
421
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,790
I have a team of lawyers that will
keep you tied up in court for years.
422
00:17:48,796 --> 00:17:50,184
So when you get discharged,
423
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,818
just pack up your stuff and leave,
424
00:17:51,824 --> 00:17:53,323
like you did when I was born,
425
00:17:53,626 --> 00:17:55,560
'cause I don't wanna see you.
426
00:17:55,754 --> 00:17:56,957
I don't wanna talk to you.
427
00:17:56,963 --> 00:17:58,367
I don't want to hear from you,
428
00:17:58,373 --> 00:17:59,573
ever.
429
00:18:00,297 --> 00:18:03,476
- Wanna know why I never wrote you back?
- I do, I really, really do.
430
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,688
And he said he wanted to
write me back, but he just
431
00:18:10,694 --> 00:18:12,547
couldn't find the right
words to say and then,
432
00:18:12,553 --> 00:18:14,771
months went by and then
years went by, and he...
433
00:18:14,777 --> 00:18:16,341
felt like too much time passed.
434
00:18:16,789 --> 00:18:17,989
(chuckles ruefully)
435
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,617
You know, he still said he
has my letter in his desk.
436
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,164
Aww...
437
00:18:22,552 --> 00:18:24,243
So, uh... (coughs)
438
00:18:24,249 --> 00:18:26,282
I actually I did the right thing by...
439
00:18:26,652 --> 00:18:29,245
being interested in how you feel and...
440
00:18:30,528 --> 00:18:32,070
what you're thinking.
441
00:18:32,805 --> 00:18:35,040
Yes, thank you for
respecting my feelings.
442
00:18:35,046 --> 00:18:37,239
Oh well, that's just... it's who I am.
443
00:18:39,054 --> 00:18:41,852
I mean, the truth is, I have no idea
where me and my dad go from here,
444
00:18:41,858 --> 00:18:44,012
but I can honestly say that...
445
00:18:44,354 --> 00:18:45,689
I'm glad I met him.
446
00:18:45,695 --> 00:18:47,095
And... (sighs)
447
00:18:47,101 --> 00:18:48,993
I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier.
448
00:18:50,354 --> 00:18:52,631
So, uh, your dad's not...
449
00:18:52,637 --> 00:18:54,998
mad about me running him over?
450
00:18:55,004 --> 00:18:56,391
Oh... (chuckles)
451
00:18:56,397 --> 00:18:58,353
- No, he got over it.
- (monitor beeps)
452
00:18:59,754 --> 00:19:04,353
And, uh, you're not mad I destroyed
your super nice expensive car?
453
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,405
Nope, I'm over it.
454
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:07,986
- (monitor beeps)
- Okay.
455
00:19:07,992 --> 00:19:10,186
Again with that beeping. What is that?
456
00:19:10,377 --> 00:19:13,997
It's a health monitor and it
seems to beep every time you lie.
457
00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:15,379
Ha, no way!
458
00:19:15,603 --> 00:19:17,851
- Wait. So you really are mad about...
- Gabi!
459
00:19:20,253 --> 00:19:23,135
There is no one in my life that
could've pushed me to do this.
460
00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:25,027
Thank you.
461
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,566
Oh, well, I knew you'd
wanna meet your dad.
462
00:19:30,764 --> 00:19:32,532
(sighs)
463
00:19:33,035 --> 00:19:34,569
So we had a little fight...
464
00:19:36,429 --> 00:19:37,935
and a little make-up.
465
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:41,326
How about a little make-up punch, huh?
466
00:19:41,717 --> 00:19:42,917
No, no, no, Josh.
467
00:19:42,923 --> 00:19:45,091
You know the rules, okay?
We can't have punch card sex
468
00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:46,305
if one of us is having...
469
00:19:46,306 --> 00:19:48,667
feelings, and clearly you're
having some feelings...
470
00:19:48,673 --> 00:19:49,977
- No I'm not!
- (monitor beeps)
471
00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:52,149
- I'm not! I'm gonna go.
- (monitor beeps)
472
00:19:58,742 --> 00:20:01,148
Yolanda, you know I have to diet.
473
00:20:01,154 --> 00:20:03,671
Why did you order an extra large pizza?
474
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:05,057
You're right.
475
00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:06,991
I should've got an order of wings too.
476
00:20:08,645 --> 00:20:10,379
(knock on door)
477
00:20:10,385 --> 00:20:13,516
(sighs) As if watching you
eat wasn't torture enough,
478
00:20:13,522 --> 00:20:16,705
that's the personal trainer my
doctor's making me work out with.
479
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:20,309
Aw, how about I do a few reps with you.
480
00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:22,317
One. (grunts)
481
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,964
Two.
482
00:20:25,662 --> 00:20:26,962
Hey!
483
00:20:27,163 --> 00:20:28,954
I'm the new trainer, Justin.
484
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,369
I'm looking for Elliot.
485
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,708
BOTH: I'm Elliot!
486
00:20:33,069 --> 00:20:36,864
Uh-uh-uh. Back off, bitch.
Now it's my turn to be hangry.
487
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,204
Come on, Justin. Oh, oh yes.
488
00:20:41,952 --> 00:20:43,360
Damn!
489
00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:46,179
Why do I gotta be so healthy?
490
00:20:46,185 --> 00:20:48,664
- (screams)
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