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- So, how do I look?
- (Gabi gasping)
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Like Special Agent Rodriguez.
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What's with the pantsuit?
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Oh! Is it laundry day and all of
your big sweatpants are in the wash?
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No. Benji's gonna get here any minute.
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Oh, I can't believe your
chubby-wubby little brother
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is moving to San Francisco
to work for mayor...
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John... Bill...
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- Ed Lee.
- (Scoffs)
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Mayor Ed Lee?
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I suppose.
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Anyway, I'm dressed like this
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because I want Benji to know that I'm
working at Garber, Stukenbaker and Rizz.
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(Gasps) You got your old job back?
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No. But did that sound believable?
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Because he cannot know that
I lost my job, Gabi, okay?
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We're... we're Rodriguezes.
We... we work. We succeed.
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We do not play "Candy Crush" while
falling asleep in the middle of the day
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watching Ice Road Truckers.
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So, will you help me pretend
like I still have my job?
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Please...
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I am the mayor of pretend town.
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The Ed Lee, if you will.
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Oh, man. I can't wait till the
three of us are back together again.
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Oh, and I made him his favorite dinner...
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Chicken fingers shaped
like little dinosaurs
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and a fudgy cake for dessert.
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You know, he's not 10 anymore, Gabi.
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Yeah, I know. But to me, he'll
always be my little Benji, The Hut.
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(Knock on door)
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That's him!
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Benji!
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Benji?
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Hey, guys!
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Why am I dressed like this you ask? Well...
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that's because I just returned from a
rigorous day of trading stock options
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and yelling at woefully incompetent people.
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Okay then...
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Hey, Gabi!
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(Nervously) Hey!
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Aw, did you make that for me?
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Yeah! Would I like a piece of that...
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I mean, um, ah, would
you like a piece of this?
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What I'm saying is, who wants a piece...
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of cake?
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She in the spotlight
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and she turned my head
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she run a red light
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'cause she bad like that
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I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby, baby
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-
I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby
- Sync/corrections PetaG - www.addic7ed.com
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(Alarm ringing)
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Good morning.
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Were you watching me sleep?
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Me?
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No, no. I'm... I was too busy reading...
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Oh, yes. Just what I thought...
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21 essential vitamins and minerals.
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Me? Another promotion?
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Wow! This really is a meteoric rise!
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(Pretentious laughter)
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Okay, okay. Bye.
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Look at my big sis...
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Taking over the world!
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Oh! My little brother
working for the mayor!
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...Ed Lee.
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I know stuff.
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Do you know how to get out of a noogie?
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- (Grunting)
- No, Benji! No!
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- I'm gonna grab a shower.
- Okay. Me, too.
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I mean... you know, once you're out of it.
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Unless, you know... I'm kidding!
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Okay. Well, I am gonna go...
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hang out at the car dealership
on the corner for the day.
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Do they still have free Wi-Fi?
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Mm-hmm. And donuts!
Oh, my gosh! You know...
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speaking of delicious things...
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Uh, your brother is really
gotten all... (Exclaiming)
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You know?
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Mmm... no.
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What I'm saying is, uh... What
if I, ah, what if I asked him out?
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Are you attracted to my brother?
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(Scoffing) Yeah! Aren't you?
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(Chuckles) Okay.
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You better be kidding,
because that would be sick.
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Okay? We grew up together.
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Going out with him would be like
going on a date with your own brother.
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Uh, except I'd be dating your brother,
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who I am not related to in any way.
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Gabi, you cannot ask my brother out.
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I totally get it... Why?
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Uh, well, because it's awkward, it's
weird and it's just not going to happen.
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- So... (Chuckles)
- We'll talk about it later.
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Bye!
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I'm glad I got you before you left.
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I just got an e-mail
from the mayor's office...
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he's invited the staff to
a cocktail party tonight.
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Wanna go?
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Abs...
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...solutely.
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I mean, no. I mean...
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Wait, you asked me to go with you.
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I didn't ask you to go with me.
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That's right.
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So, pick you up at 7:00?
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You know where I live...
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For now.
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I think I'm gonna get a
wooden owl for the terrace...
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Scare the birds away.
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Yolanda: I like the birds.
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They clean up the crumbs
so I don't have to.
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Aha! Caught-cha!
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(In sing-song) I know
what you're talking about!
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(Mocking) I sincerely doubt that.
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You're talking about my bachelor party.
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You guys are so secretive!
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If I didn't tell you months
ago the exact date to throw it,
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I'd have no idea it was even happening.
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(Laughing) Is it happening!
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Yeah! It sure is!
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Um, when is it happening again?
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(Laughing) You guys are so funny.
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- You know it's tonight.
- Both: Tonight?
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Yeah, Alan just flew to
Vegas for his bachelor party
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and I planned mine for the same time.
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They got Alan front row
tickets for Blue Man Group...
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which is weird because he's colorblind.
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I already told Alan
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that yours will be way better!
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I can't wait to see what it is! Yay!
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All: Yay!
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Yay!
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- It's gonna be so good!
- Whoo!
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We've got to come up with something
fast or he's gonna be devastated.
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And vengeful. When I
forgot his half birthday,
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he keyed my car.
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I don't know how to throw a gay bachelor
party. I mean, what do they even do there?
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I'm guessing we're gonna
need a lot of glitter.
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Oh, Gabi... hey!
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Question...
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Do you think you can bake me a
cake that looks like a guy's butt?
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Yeah, but are you sure that's
what you want for breakfast?
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It's not for me. It's for
Elliot's bachelor party tonight.
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Yeah. You got it.
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Uh, Yolanda, can I get
your advice on something?
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(Sighs) Sofia asked me not to go out
with her smoking-hot brother Benji...
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So I said I wouldn't ask him out.
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But then when she left
to go to her fake job...
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He asked me out. So that's like...
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Totally cool, right?
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Yeah!
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There's no harm with going out with him
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one time.
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You gotta try it before you buy it.
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Hey!
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Can I try it four times?
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Hey!
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Yes! All right, we have a venue.
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I asked the manager of Alan's karaoke bar
and she said we could use it for tonight.
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Oh, that's great! And I made a ton of
appetizers, all from this cool blog...
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Natashaskitchen.Com.
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You should be paying her. (Laughs)
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Nope. Too far. Don't do
that. Keeping paying me.
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Oh! Hi, mister "about
to change his last name,
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or maybe not, I don't know
how it works with the gays."
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Hey, miss "comes up with a
nickname for every occasion,
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and it's really irritating."
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(House music playing as ring tone)
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Ooh, cute ring tone. How do I get that?
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You be gay and you have "Yo
Fellas," the gay dating app.
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It alerts you when there's a match nearby.
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Wait, why do you have Yo Fellas?
You are still getting married, right?
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I mean, Yolanda and I have been
planning your bachelor party all morn...
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...th.
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Yes, the wedding's on.
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I just haven't deleted the app.
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It's not like I meet anyone.
It's just nice to know I could.
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It's like car insurance. You never
use it, but it gives you peace of mind.
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But I don't have car insurance
and I still have peace of mind.
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(House music playing as ring tone)
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(Scoffs) It's the building's plumber.
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He ain't getting anywhere near my pipes.
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(Doorbell ringing)
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Hi. I'm here for Gabi.
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She died.
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I'm Yolanda.
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- Hey, Benji. Wow, you look great.
- Thanks.
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But nobody's gonna look at
me when I'm walking with you.
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Oh... (Giggling)
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Why don't you go push the elevator
button, I'm gonna grab my purse.
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Okay, I don't have to
try him before I buy him.
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He's amazing. What am I gonna do?
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Get yourself a new best friend.
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'Cause he is fine!
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(House music playing as ring tone)
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(Chuckles)
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Damn! Yo Fellas is blowing up tonight.
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So glad I moved to San Francisco.
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Oh, hey! Sexy outfit.
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Oh, thanks. I forgot I had
it. It was hiding in my closet.
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Josh, are you sure about this decor?
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Don't you think it's too
formal for a bachelor party?
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Uh, trust me. Elliot's
gonna love "black tie only".
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Oh! They're the ones
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wearing the black tie!
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Nice touch!
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Speaking of which... Am I allowed to?
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- I don't believe this!
- What?
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We got another "no."
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Sam, no. Bruce, no.
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No. No. No.
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What are we gonna do?
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Give Elliot a better personality?
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No, we waited until the last
minute and now no one can come.
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Elliot's gonna know this
was our fault that we forgot
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and it's gonna take more than a Channing
Tatum ice sculpture to cheer him up.
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I got an idea. Give me your phone.
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(Camera clicks)
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Congratulations, you're on Yo Fellas.
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What?
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I'm making a Yo Fellas profile
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with your photo and alerting
every gay man on there,
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that you're throwing a
party with free booze.
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Uh, no. No, no, you're not.
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Then you tell Elliot
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that we screwed up and no
one's coming to his party.
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Get a couple of me shirtless.
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Mm-hmm. I thought so.
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Bam!
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Oh!
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Sofia?
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Hello?
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She must still be at
her very important job.
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Rats!
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Thank you so much for
coming with me tonight.
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Oh, for you anything.
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I'm thirsty.
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You want a water?
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Uh... you sure you don't
want something stronger,
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so you can get drunk and make bad decisions
and become the best politician ever?
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(Chuckles) You're still so funny!
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To be honest...
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You were the first girl
I ever had a crush on.
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Really?
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And the last.
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Because Gabi...
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there's something I have to tell you.
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Oh, there's something
I have to tell you, too!
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What the hell?
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I come home from a day of
mergers and acquisitions
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to find you merging with my brother?
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00:10:48,304 --> 00:10:51,193
Well, I... I was choking and
Benji was giving me mouth-to-mouth!
253
00:10:51,194 --> 00:10:52,394
That's not what you do for choking!
254
00:10:52,395 --> 00:10:53,895
That's not what you do for choking!
255
00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:58,405
I can't believe... Gabi, I told
you not to go out with my brother...
256
00:10:58,406 --> 00:11:00,087
and you do the exact opposite.
257
00:11:00,088 --> 00:11:03,757
Actually, you told me not to ask
him out and he asked me out, so...
258
00:11:03,758 --> 00:11:05,492
- So... it's the same thing!
- Is it?
259
00:11:05,493 --> 00:11:06,907
Uh, yes!
260
00:11:07,065 --> 00:11:08,774
Just because you found this loophole,
261
00:11:08,775 --> 00:11:10,445
doesn't mean you can go behind my back
262
00:11:10,446 --> 00:11:12,305
and date my brother. It's not okay.
263
00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:13,514
Seriously, Sofia...
264
00:11:13,515 --> 00:11:15,737
- It's not what you think!
- Okay, then what is it?
265
00:11:16,492 --> 00:11:18,057
Uh...
266
00:11:18,738 --> 00:11:20,038
You know what?
267
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:21,413
This is stressing me out.
268
00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:24,261
Is there a donut shop around here?
269
00:11:26,036 --> 00:11:27,490
I... I can't believe you.
270
00:11:27,518 --> 00:11:29,759
Seriously, Sofia, I don't
understand what your problem is.
271
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,676
I mean, if I met Benji at a bar...
you'd totally tell me to go for it.
272
00:11:32,677 --> 00:11:33,895
I mean, he's hot...
273
00:11:33,896 --> 00:11:37,211
- He smells good, and I want to bite his...
- Ah-la-la-la-la!
274
00:11:37,212 --> 00:11:38,712
See! See, it's happening already.
275
00:11:38,713 --> 00:11:41,281
This is exactly what I
didn't want to hear, Gabi.
276
00:11:41,282 --> 00:11:44,085
We share everything and I don't
want to hear about my brother's...
277
00:11:44,086 --> 00:11:45,286
everything.
278
00:11:45,418 --> 00:11:47,674
Well, I'm not gonna tell you everything.
279
00:11:47,675 --> 00:11:50,142
I promise, except (whispering)
I think he's so hot!
280
00:11:50,305 --> 00:11:52,679
God, Gabi, with you everybody's the one.
281
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,425
Josh is the one, Cooper's the one.
282
00:11:54,426 --> 00:11:56,319
- Now Benji is the one?
- So you see it, too?
283
00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,101
- Oh, my God!
- Well...
284
00:11:59,143 --> 00:12:00,976
why else would he come back into my life
285
00:12:00,977 --> 00:12:02,251
after all of these years?
286
00:12:02,252 --> 00:12:04,272
- To visit his sister!
- Nah! (Exclaims dismissively)
287
00:12:04,273 --> 00:12:07,240
Seriously, Gabi, you screw up
every single relationship you're in.
288
00:12:07,241 --> 00:12:08,601
Are you willing to screw up ours?
289
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,526
Really? You think me dating
your brother is gonna screw up
290
00:12:10,527 --> 00:12:11,784
- our relationship?
- Yes!
291
00:12:11,785 --> 00:12:14,391
Well, I think it's time
we test that theory out!
292
00:12:22,646 --> 00:12:25,007
(Dance music playing)
293
00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:27,922
Wow! This is going better than I expected!
294
00:12:27,923 --> 00:12:30,880
Yeah! (Chuckles) I can really pack 'em in!
295
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,752
Be careful how loud you say that.
296
00:12:35,853 --> 00:12:37,883
Check out all these hotties.
297
00:12:37,927 --> 00:12:41,557
(In sing-song) This
is the best party ever!
298
00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:44,181
But it's weird...
299
00:12:44,215 --> 00:12:45,943
I haven't seen any of my friends.
300
00:12:46,623 --> 00:12:49,310
No, th-they're here. You
know, th-they're around.
301
00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:53,398
Yeah, no one wanted to miss the
chance to party with San Francisco's...
302
00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:55,066
sexiest bachelor.
303
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,598
No, they didn't.
304
00:12:57,678 --> 00:12:59,145
Now if you'll excuse me...
305
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,976
Mama needs a stiff one...
306
00:13:01,294 --> 00:13:02,494
and a drink!
307
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,620
Oh! Yolanda...
308
00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:08,543
- there you are!
- Gabi, what are you doing here?
309
00:13:08,544 --> 00:13:10,643
I really need to talk to
you. I need your advice again.
310
00:13:10,644 --> 00:13:13,645
Sofia and I got in a huge fight
about me going out with Benji,
311
00:13:13,646 --> 00:13:15,856
because she thinks it's
gonna ruin our friendship.
312
00:13:15,857 --> 00:13:18,893
And I really don't think that's fair
because I think Benji could be the one!
313
00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:20,584
That's a shame!
314
00:13:20,585 --> 00:13:21,785
Why?
315
00:13:35,353 --> 00:13:37,387
- Benji.
- Gabi?
316
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,895
What's going on?
317
00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:46,503
- I'm gay.
- I gathered.
318
00:13:47,472 --> 00:13:49,540
I tried telling you earlier,
but it was really hard
319
00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:51,277
and somehow I guess I led you on.
320
00:13:51,523 --> 00:13:53,386
By inviting me on a date!
321
00:13:53,387 --> 00:13:54,872
I never called it a "date."
322
00:13:54,873 --> 00:13:56,391
I called it a "wanna come with me?"
323
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,695
Oh, yeah! I don't know how
that could be confusing.
324
00:14:00,411 --> 00:14:02,959
It was my first work party
and I didn't know anyone.
325
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,035
I wanted to go with someone
I was comfortable with.
326
00:14:05,036 --> 00:14:06,343
You're like a big sister to me.
327
00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:08,586
Oh, yeah. This just keeps
getting better and better.
328
00:14:08,996 --> 00:14:10,196
Gabi...
329
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,997
I'm sorry I gave you the wrong impression.
330
00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:13,798
I'm just not out to anyone yet.
331
00:14:13,799 --> 00:14:16,805
It's not easy. We were
raised strict catholics.
332
00:14:16,806 --> 00:14:18,055
Sofia's still a virgin.
333
00:14:18,056 --> 00:14:19,256
(Choking)
334
00:14:20,232 --> 00:14:22,079
Yeah, well, ah... (Chuckles)
335
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,284
So many secrets in this family.
336
00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,291
You know what? You're right...
337
00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:27,559
and I'm sick of them!
338
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,027
I'm telling Sofia tonight.
339
00:14:29,028 --> 00:14:30,896
As... as you should.
340
00:14:30,921 --> 00:14:33,342
Ah... but right after I
tell her that my friendship
341
00:14:33,343 --> 00:14:35,418
with her is more important than you.
342
00:14:35,618 --> 00:14:38,117
- Ouch!
- Oh, come on. Don't be so hurt.
343
00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:40,150
Okay? You just called me
your big sister when...
344
00:14:40,242 --> 00:14:41,761
you're the big sister.
345
00:14:41,911 --> 00:14:43,452
Gabi, come on!
346
00:14:43,453 --> 00:14:45,570
Now that it's out. I
want my sister to know.
347
00:14:45,571 --> 00:14:47,038
I mean, I can't wait any longer.
348
00:14:47,039 --> 00:14:48,267
(Scoffs) Really, Benji?
349
00:14:48,268 --> 00:14:50,188
Because you know, up until this very moment
350
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,654
you were so far in the closet...
351
00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:53,056
You were in Narnia.
352
00:15:03,021 --> 00:15:04,221
Hey!
353
00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:07,220
What happened?
354
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:10,308
Well, I was running from
donut shop to donut shop
355
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,516
trying to find Benji, you
know, when it hit me...
356
00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:14,523
It doesn't matter if he's the one.
357
00:15:14,524 --> 00:15:15,724
Who cares about that?
358
00:15:15,725 --> 00:15:18,061
You know what does matter?
You. You're the one. Boop!
359
00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:21,119
Yeah, I'm not really feeling the hug yet.
360
00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:23,725
Aren't ya? 'Cause I am. Boop.
361
00:15:26,077 --> 00:15:27,277
What's going on?
362
00:15:27,278 --> 00:15:28,884
What's going on is I love you.
363
00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:32,081
Okay? And I would never let a
guy jeopardize our friendship.
364
00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:34,611
And let's face it, you know,
he's gonna get fat again.
365
00:15:34,906 --> 00:15:36,170
Gabi...
366
00:15:36,688 --> 00:15:38,271
Have you told Benji yet?
367
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,472
I have. Yeah. And it was seriously...
368
00:15:40,487 --> 00:15:42,337
one of the hardest things
I've ever had to do.
369
00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:44,001
But, you know, I had
to be straight with him.
370
00:15:44,002 --> 00:15:47,021
I just wish he would've been straight
for me... with me. It was hard.
371
00:15:48,936 --> 00:15:50,885
Well, thank you. I've... I really feel
372
00:15:50,886 --> 00:15:53,595
like you heard me and respected
me and I appreciate that.
373
00:15:53,596 --> 00:15:55,791
- I will now accept that hug.
- Oh, yay.
374
00:15:55,807 --> 00:15:57,135
You know, it's a good thing that
375
00:15:57,136 --> 00:15:59,045
Benji is sweet and
smart and good looking...
376
00:15:59,046 --> 00:16:01,094
- He'll find another girl.
- Ah, he won't...
377
00:16:01,229 --> 00:16:03,403
...be alone for long.
378
00:16:05,893 --> 00:16:07,794
- Hey!
- Oh, hey, Benji.
379
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:12,036
So, did you tell you chose her over me?
380
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,801
I did. Barely. You're
cutting it a little close.
381
00:16:15,681 --> 00:16:17,158
Are you okay?
382
00:16:17,539 --> 00:16:19,907
I'm surprisingly okay.
383
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:22,270
But let's sit down.
384
00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:23,934
I have something to tell you.
385
00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:25,135
What?
386
00:16:25,136 --> 00:16:26,681
Oh, my God. What is it? You're scaring me.
387
00:16:26,682 --> 00:16:27,882
Are mom and dad okay?
388
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,132
(Sighs) For now.
389
00:16:31,471 --> 00:16:33,310
But wait until I tell them I'm gay.
390
00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:35,151
Both: What?
391
00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:39,151
Oh, my God! I did not see that one coming!
392
00:16:39,152 --> 00:16:41,119
This is a shock-a-roon-ey.
393
00:16:42,921 --> 00:16:44,249
Is it, Gabi?
394
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:47,041
Or did you find out he was
gay, realized he wasn't the one,
395
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,659
rushed over here to tell me I'm the one
396
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:51,444
before he came out to me, so you'd look
like a good friend and I wouldn't get mad?
397
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,678
What?
398
00:16:54,052 --> 00:16:57,060
Clearly, the shock of
his brand-new gayness
399
00:16:57,061 --> 00:16:59,322
has caused you to doubt my sincerity.
400
00:17:00,341 --> 00:17:02,062
But I see three's a
lot going on here, okay?
401
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,473
So I'm gonna give you two a moment.
402
00:17:05,288 --> 00:17:07,112
So... you're gay?
403
00:17:07,637 --> 00:17:08,914
I am.
404
00:17:09,406 --> 00:17:12,228
Wow. When did... when did... w...
405
00:17:12,229 --> 00:17:13,797
wow!
406
00:17:14,259 --> 00:17:16,086
I'm sorry it came out so fast...
407
00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:17,718
Unlike me.
408
00:17:18,941 --> 00:17:21,966
Look, I know you're shocked. I
just didn't know how to tell you.
409
00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:23,630
You want to know something weird?
410
00:17:23,631 --> 00:17:25,166
I'm not that shocked.
411
00:17:25,366 --> 00:17:27,302
You know, it's all sort
of making sense now.
412
00:17:27,303 --> 00:17:28,941
Like when you locked yourself in your room
413
00:17:28,942 --> 00:17:31,919
because dad wouldn't let you watch the
season finale of Project Runway.
414
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,293
Who do you think called
Child Protective Services?
415
00:17:35,981 --> 00:17:38,664
I just didn't tell you because
I didn't want you to reject me.
416
00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:41,357
Oh, shut up. You're my
brother and I love you.
417
00:17:41,358 --> 00:17:43,693
You shut up! I love you, too.
418
00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:46,337
Aw!
419
00:17:46,338 --> 00:17:47,744
So everything's good?
420
00:17:47,745 --> 00:17:49,404
You guys talked about everything?
421
00:17:49,405 --> 00:17:51,632
- We did.
- So he's cool with you not having a job?
422
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:52,709
- What?
- Gabi!
423
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:55,310
Uh, at least I didn't tell
him you're not a virgin.
424
00:17:55,311 --> 00:17:58,363
- What?
- Okay, I'm gonna give you a moment.
425
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:06,342
(Dance music playing)
426
00:18:06,343 --> 00:18:08,081
Have I had a little
bit too much to drink...
427
00:18:08,082 --> 00:18:09,916
or are none of my friends here?
428
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,050
They're here. You're
just too short to see 'em.
429
00:18:14,153 --> 00:18:16,587
You're right. Maybe I can't see them...
430
00:18:16,588 --> 00:18:18,166
but I can see this.
431
00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:21,438
That's right. I got the Yo
Fellas alert about the party.
432
00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:22,673
My party!
433
00:18:22,674 --> 00:18:24,414
(Stuttering) I can explain...
434
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:25,958
Tell him, Josh.
435
00:18:28,017 --> 00:18:29,217
Elliot...
436
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:31,157
you're an amazing guy...
437
00:18:31,161 --> 00:18:34,349
And an unbelievable publicist,
438
00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:37,209
who happened to drop the ball by not
reminding me about his bachelor party.
439
00:18:37,311 --> 00:18:39,191
- You're blaming me for this?
- I was trying.
440
00:18:40,017 --> 00:18:42,811
So you thought throwing together
a last-minute bachelor party
441
00:18:42,812 --> 00:18:44,174
with a ton of balloons,
442
00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:46,940
and a bunch of drunk,
half-naked bow-tied strangers
443
00:18:46,941 --> 00:18:50,097
dancing all over the place would
make up for the fact that you forgot?
444
00:18:51,235 --> 00:18:53,701
Well, it did!
445
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,995
This is the best night of my life!
446
00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:57,863
Yay!
447
00:18:57,966 --> 00:18:59,433
I'm glad you enjoyed it, buddy.
448
00:18:59,434 --> 00:19:01,269
You're worth it. Right, Yolanda?
449
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,549
Huh?
450
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:04,533
Oh, yeah. Happy Birthday, baby.
451
00:19:07,851 --> 00:19:09,151
Attention!
452
00:19:09,152 --> 00:19:10,754
Attention beautiful strangers,
453
00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:13,467
who normally would never
give me the time of day.
454
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:16,712
Even though Yo Fellas is what
brought us all together...
455
00:19:16,713 --> 00:19:19,103
For me it ends tonight!
456
00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,341
I have two great friends
457
00:19:21,507 --> 00:19:23,753
and an amazing fiance.
458
00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:25,963
I don't need a security blanket anymore.
459
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,432
I've decided to make
the ultimate sacrifice...
460
00:19:28,571 --> 00:19:30,255
Deleting Yo Fellas.
461
00:19:30,345 --> 00:19:31,611
(Device bleeps)
462
00:19:31,612 --> 00:19:34,047
Elliot Park is officially off the market.
463
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:37,469
(All cheering)
464
00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:40,809
Hey, Elliot, ah, meet
Benji, Sofia's brother.
465
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:42,852
(Gasps) He just came out of the closet.
466
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,126
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. That's your news.
467
00:19:45,379 --> 00:19:47,062
I'm just so proud.
468
00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:48,831
Wow! Congrats.
469
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,227
Did you hear my speech?
470
00:19:50,228 --> 00:19:53,036
- No, sorry. I missed it.
- Perfect. Let's dance.
471
00:19:56,514 --> 00:19:57,913
Take off your shirt!
472
00:19:59,876 --> 00:20:01,720
You know, I think it's
great you guys are gonna
473
00:20:01,721 --> 00:20:03,493
tell your parents the
truth about your lives.
474
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,861
What if I tell them about me
475
00:20:04,895 --> 00:20:06,712
and they never let me come home?
476
00:20:06,897 --> 00:20:09,398
What if I tell them about me
and they want me to move home?
477
00:20:09,433 --> 00:20:11,801
(Scoffs) You guys, you're
looking at this all wrong.
478
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,736
When they find out that Sofia's jobless...
479
00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:15,632
they won't care that you're gay.
480
00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:17,019
You know, when they find out you're gay...
481
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:18,707
they won't care that Sofia's unemployed.
482
00:20:18,742 --> 00:20:21,276
Because no matter what mom
and dad think of my news...
483
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:22,511
or my news...
484
00:20:22,545 --> 00:20:23,879
(Both) We're in this together.
485
00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:26,888
Aw! I want a super-hot gay brother.
486
00:20:29,085 --> 00:20:30,998
- Are you ready?
- Ready.
487
00:20:33,122 --> 00:20:34,689
(Computer bleeps)
488
00:20:34,723 --> 00:20:36,057
Hi, Mom.
489
00:20:36,091 --> 00:20:37,358
Hi, Dad.
490
00:20:39,594 --> 00:20:40,828
Benji's gay!
491
00:20:41,997 --> 00:20:43,579
- Sofia's unemployed!
- (Gasping)
492
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:46,800
I'm gonna give you two a moment.
493
00:20:46,801 --> 00:20:49,855
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