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Okay, my "days of the
week" undies are done,
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but your bra is still out there drying.
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Still? There's not much there to dry.
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- (Laughs)
- It's not funny.
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Hey, wait, where's Friday?
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- No, today's Saturday.
- (Knocking on door)
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Hello. Ho-oh! Thank God it's Friday.
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Yeah, they fell on my car.
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Wow. You know, that's actually not the
craziest place that pair has landed.
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I'd like to hear more
about that. I'm Tyler.
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- I'm Gabi.
- I'm Sofia.
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She has a boyfriend. I do not.
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Neither do I... have a boyfriend.
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You have to say that in San
Francisco. Especially with this hair.
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It's really pretty.
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Well, since I've already
seen your underwear,
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I think it's only right
that I buy you dinner.
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Oh. Yeah.
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I mean, no. Wait!
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Maybe. It's kind of complicated.
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Wait, I'm confused.
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Wait, so you do have a boyfriend?
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No, I have a boss. (Laughs)
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And you know how when you're
dating someone and your boss isn't,
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- it can be kind of awkward?
- Not really.
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Can you excuse us for a minute, please?
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- I kind of have...
- Stay here. Here.
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Ooh, a muffin.
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Gabi, why are you thinking about Josh?
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Your panties flew to that
guy. Trust their wisdom.
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Yeah, I know, but I just started
going back to work at Josh's, and...
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and I'm afraid it's just
so delicate that if I start
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dating someone, it could be kinda weird.
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Yeah, well, then just
don't talk about it at work.
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That had never occurred to me.
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Uh, Tyler, hi. I'd, ah,
I'd love to go out with ya.
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- When?
- Um...
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- What's your favorite color?
- Black.
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Wednesday it is.
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(Theme music plays)
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She in the spotlight
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and she turn her head
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she run a red light
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'cause she bad like that
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I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby, baby,
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-
I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby
- Sync/corrections PetaG - www.addic7ed.com
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Gabi, you're awfully quiet this morning.
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That's because I'm too
busy not talking about it.
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- Not talking about what?
- I met the cutest guy!
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He showed up right at my door
looking for the owner of my underwear.
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It's like a fairy tale.
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Good morning.
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And here comes your fairy godmother.
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Which makes you what, the ugly stepsister?
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So tell me more about this guy.
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Okay. He's in a band,
and he plays the sticks.
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Which means he plays the drums.
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It is so sexy when some
guy just plays the dr...
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Wow! When you walk in, Gabi shuts up.
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How did you do that? Teach me!
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Well, it's easy.
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All you do is catch her when
she's talking about a guy.
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(Gasps) I was not talking about a guy.
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I was talking about Animal
from The Muppets.
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Yeah. He plays the drums.
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Yolanda thought he played the
guitar, which is why I was telling...
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Gabi.
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It's okay to talk about your dating life.
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Really? It doesn't make you feel weird?
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You're not uncomfortable?
You're not just saying that
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to put on a brave face 'cause
secretly you're dying inside?
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Gabi, I promise you.
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I am totally cool with it.
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He's so not cool with it.
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Gabi, I thought we talked about
you not talking about it at work.
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We did. And I failed.
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But the good news is I realized
all I have to do is set up Josh.
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And the bad news is that's
the dumbest idea ever.
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No. Sofia, he's not gonna
be cool with me dating Tyler
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unless he's dating somebody
too. How do you not know this?
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Well, because my brain runs
on knowledge, not Funyun dust.
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Hey, do you think Josh would be
into your pretty friend Dee Dee?
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S-T-Dee-Dee?
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I don't think so.
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Oh, what about... no.
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Hey, what about... no.
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What about... (Gasps)
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(Whispering) Her.
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Hey, pretty girl. What's your name?
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- Sarah.
- Oh, Sarah.
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Sarah. Sexy name. You single?
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Look, I'm flattered,
but I'm not into girls.
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Oh, oh, no, no, no.
It's, ah, it's not for me.
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It's for him.
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His name's Josh, he's 30,
sexy and super successful.
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Oh. Well, if he's so great,
why don't you date him?
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Because he is my boss, and that
would be super unprofessional.
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- He does have a cute smile.
- Yeah.
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- Looks even cuter in his Porsche.
- Wow.
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Alan, calm down!
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So your drag queen bingo host dropped out,
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and you need to find a
man dressed as a woman.
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No, I will not do it.
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I know you call me your Asian princess,
but that's just for the bedroom!
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(Door opens)
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Step away from the fudgey cakes!
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We will find you another
bingo host, I promise. Bye!
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Did I hear you say you need a bingo host?
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Because I call bingo at
church, and I'm damn good at it.
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Trust me, Yolanda. This
is not the gig for you.
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Oh, come on! I got a whole shtick.
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I grab a ball and I call out,
"I-8... a whole pizza, y'all."
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It killed the reverend.
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It's okay, he's in a better place.
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Sorry, Yolanda, but the answer's no.
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Oh, come on. Why can't I do it?
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Because you're not a...
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you know what? Spin.
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You might be able to pull this off.
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(Laughs) That's what I've been sayin'!
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Thanks, Elliot, oh! You the man!
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No, you are.
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Never fear, lunch is here.
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Okay. We've got a fork, a
knife, a spoon, and a Sarah.
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- What's a Sarah?
- This.
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She lives in my building, she's
super cute, she's a paralegal,
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she does pilates.
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What are you doing?
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So you know how you haven't
dated anybody in a while?
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By choice. My choice, not theirs.
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- Well, my choice is Sarah.
- No, thank you.
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Gabi, I can get a girl on my own. I'm me.
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But it would be the best thing
for me... you... Sarah... everyone.
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Look, I just feel like after
everything that happened between us,
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- you know, all that "sturff"...
- Gabi, "enurf."
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I just thought you might be a little
uncomfortable if I'm dating someone
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and you're not because you
might still have feelings
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for a certain someone.
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Set it up.
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Or better yet, why don't
we all go out together.
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How about that? Me, Sarah, you, Animal.
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Great!
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Okay, oh, uh, but can we do it tonight?
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Because today is Wednesday, and I
made a really cute underwear joke.
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So, uh, Gabi tells me that
you're the drummer in a band.
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- That's awesome.
- Yeah. We're one hit from making it big.
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That's the name of our band,
"One hit from making it big."
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Have you heard any of their music?
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No, but I heard him tapping on the table
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and he's very talented. (Laughs)
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So, uh, Sarah, do you want
to help me with dessert?
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Yeah, and if that's code for "let's
talk about the boys," hell yeah.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Gabi mentioned you met, uh, at
her place. Do you live nearby?
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Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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What?
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Yeah, well, Mondays and
Wednesdays is street cleaning
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and weekends I find it best
to park outside the city.
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Because... you live... in your car?
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(Laughs) Yep.
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I re-jiggered the seat so I
almost have a full recline.
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And I got a pi?a colada air freshener,
so it's like I'm always on vacation.
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(Laughs) Sweet. Hey, give me a second.
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- Tyler is homeless.
- What?
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I shouldn't say he's homeless.
His car is his home, like a turtle.
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- Okay, where is this coming from?
- He told me, proudly.
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- Got it straight from the turtle's mouth.
- I don't believe you.
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- Hey, where's the bathroom?
- Oh, it's just right down the hall.
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Oh, I love bathrooms I don't
need a quarter to get into.
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Hey, is it cool if I
hand-wash my shirt in there?
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Oh, you know what? I'm cool.
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Okay, that doesn't prove he's homeless.
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Oh, the reason I'm asking
is 'cause I live in my car.
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Okay, that does.
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Hey, y'all. Check out my new
dress for hosting bingo night.
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(Laughs) It's gonna show off all my curves.
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Oh... ooh! And maybe
a little side boob too.
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Nice.
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Not really.
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Don't you have anything
flashier? It's a bar!
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Something sparkly, that accentuates
your broad sexy shoulders
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and your strong, shapely legs.
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- Yeah! This ain't church bingo.
- Testify!
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But if I'm gonna be showing all
that skin, I gotta go get waxed.
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Don't bother.
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- Good morning, Josh.
- Oh, hey!
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How'd your night go last night with Tyler?
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Did you guys use protection?
You know, seat belts?
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Oh, are those the kind
of jokes you use on Sarah?
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How'd that work out for ya?
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Something tells me I'm gonna see her again.
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- Morning.
- Told ya.
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Hi, Sarah. I had a great
night with you last night.
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- Me too. Can't wait.
- Call ya later?
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Gabi, thanks for the awesome setup.
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I'm just so relieved. There are
so many weirdos in this city.
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Yep, there's one parked on every corner.
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You know, I-I think I
left my keys upstairs.
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Oh.
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Shit!
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Oh! Shoot...
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Sarah, I found your...
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jar of teeth?
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Really, really creepy jar of teeth!
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What the hell?
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Sarah: I-I know I must have
put them up here somewhere.
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Uh, maybe you wanna... check your purse?
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Hm... let's see...
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(Mutters) Oh! Here they are. Ah!
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Don't you hate it when something is right
in front of you and you can't see it?
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No, I didn't see anything.
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Okay, well, see you back at the apartment.
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Not if I lock my door.
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Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh!
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I accidentally knocked Sarah's purse over,
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and you're never gonna
believe what came out!
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- A jar of teeth.
- What?
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A jar of teeth! But wait, that's not all.
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There was also a silver pointy
thing, and a pully thing,
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and a clampy thing, and I think she
uses them (Whispers) for bad things.
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Okay, Gabi, calm down. I'm
not you saw what you saw...
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There was a saw too!
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You have to stop dating her.
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(Laughs)
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Oh, Gabi, I see what's going on here.
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Remember when you thought
I'd be uncomfortable
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if you were dating somebody and I wasn't?
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- Z-z-z-oop.
- No.
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No. That is not what's
happening here, okay?
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- She's sick. She could be dangerous.
- Oh...
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Look... look, I'm not saying
you're doing it on purpose.
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I just think it's a little unconscious.
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Yeah? Well, I think you're gonna
be in a cage yelling, "Help me!"
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But because you have no teeth,
it's gonna come out, "Melp me!
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"Melp me!
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Melp me!"
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I dropped her purse on the
ground, and at first I was like,
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"Oh, no, I hope I didn't break her phone."
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And then I was like, "Oh,
no, I found a jar of teeth!"
241
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Really, Gabi?
242
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Or is this like the time you thought
that police horse winked at you?
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No! Okay? I saw them.
I held them in my hands.
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What is it gonna take to
get people to believe me?
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- You don't have to prove it to me.
- Yes, yes, yes!
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- I have to prove it.
- I'm not gonna help...
247
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and you're gonna help me!
248
00:13:12,819 --> 00:13:16,295
Sarah, hi. Can you help me? I lost my dog.
249
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You have a dog? I didn't
think they let us have pets.
250
00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:22,666
Right. Uh... It's a friend's dog...
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Ryan Gosling.
252
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You're friends with Ryan Gosling?
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No, no. No, that's the name of the dog.
254
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I think I just saw him! Um,
can you please come help?
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- R-Ryan Gosling! Come here, boy!
- Ryan!
256
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:50,267
Okay. If I were a creepy jar
of teeth, where would I be?
257
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Sofia: Ryan Gosling! Ryan Gosling!
258
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(Moans, gasps)
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00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:07,075
A-ha! Oh, no, these are Tic Tacs.
260
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Sarah: I'm sorry, good
luck finding Ryan Gosling.
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Josh!
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. (Whimpers)
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I'm so scared. I'm so scared.
264
00:14:37,929 --> 00:14:39,847
Hi, I'm calling about
your ad on craigslist.
265
00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:41,695
Do you still have the electric saw?
266
00:14:42,784 --> 00:14:45,252
Oh, good. Does it cut through bone?
267
00:14:46,454 --> 00:14:48,626
- (Knocking on door)
- Perfect. Thank you.
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(Whispering) Please be Sofia. Please
be Sofia. Please be Sofia. Please...
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(Sarah clears throat)
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00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,297
- Hey.
- Hey.
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00:14:57,298 --> 00:14:59,897
- I got your text and I jumped in my car.
- Mm-hm...
272
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:01,947
Then I got your photo
and forgot how to drive.
273
00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:06,039
(Laughs) How does a glass of wine sound?
274
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,077
(Whispering) Like you're gonna
poison him and steal his teeth!
275
00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:11,778
- Sounds good to me.
- That's why I already poured one.
276
00:15:11,813 --> 00:15:13,881
- Really?
- Mm-hmm. (Laughs)
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00:15:13,882 --> 00:15:16,416
(Whispering) It's poison! Don't
drink it! Don't drink it, no!
278
00:15:16,451 --> 00:15:18,738
(Shouting) Don't drink
it! Don't drink it! No!
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00:15:18,739 --> 00:15:20,620
- Get away from him, you freak!
- Gabi!
280
00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:22,556
What the hell are you
doing in my apartment?
281
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:25,492
- Explain yourself!
- Explain yourself!
282
00:15:25,526 --> 00:15:27,045
You're the one hiding in my closet.
283
00:15:27,046 --> 00:15:28,965
You're the one with a closet full of teeth!
284
00:15:28,966 --> 00:15:31,331
Josh, look! Do you remember
when you thought I was crazy?
285
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,800
Well... z-z-z-oop!
286
00:15:34,464 --> 00:15:36,709
- Uh, Sarah?
- I can explain.
287
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:39,182
I make jewelry out of
teeth and sell it on Etsy.
288
00:15:39,183 --> 00:15:41,155
Huh! Yeah, like that's a thing.
289
00:15:41,683 --> 00:15:42,883
It is a thing.
290
00:15:42,884 --> 00:15:45,159
Well, why are there all the
names on the jars, Sarah?
291
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,854
- They're my customers.
- Well, Josh is not a customer.
292
00:15:47,855 --> 00:15:49,572
So, explain that.
293
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,816
I was making him a
surprise pair of cufflinks.
294
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:55,336
(Scoffs) You hear that, Gabi? She
was making me a surprise pair of...
295
00:15:55,523 --> 00:15:57,488
teeth cufflinks.
296
00:15:58,656 --> 00:16:02,165
Well, Sarah, there's just
one little hole in your story.
297
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,113
A cavity, if you will.
298
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:08,242
Where is all of this so-called teeth
jewelry I am hearing so much about?
299
00:16:11,891 --> 00:16:15,728
Oh. Story checks out.
300
00:16:15,987 --> 00:16:17,622
Mystery explained.
301
00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:21,440
My work here is done. I will take my leave.
302
00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:23,312
Goodbye!
303
00:16:24,199 --> 00:16:26,966
- I'm so sorry.
- It's not your fault.
304
00:16:26,988 --> 00:16:29,043
A lot of people think
teeth jewelry's weird.
305
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:32,068
Okay, thank God. I wasn't gonna
say anything, but it's kinda weird.
306
00:16:32,069 --> 00:16:35,295
I mean, I don't even wear it myself.
But there is a whole market for it:
307
00:16:35,296 --> 00:16:37,393
Goths, metalheads, dental hygienists.
308
00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:39,390
Really? Hm.
309
00:16:39,391 --> 00:16:41,059
I mean, I guess that's kinda cool.
310
00:16:41,219 --> 00:16:42,622
Where do you get these teeth from?
311
00:16:42,623 --> 00:16:45,541
- I break into morgues.
- (Laughs)
312
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:47,574
She breaks into... yep, time to go.
313
00:16:57,664 --> 00:17:02,923
(All cheering)
314
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,080
Thank you!
315
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,295
Damn! Work it, girl!
316
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:10,363
Well thank you, baby!
317
00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:12,619
If you got it, flaunt it!
318
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:17,804
- (All cheering)
- Yolanda, you look like a queen.
319
00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:24,615
(Applause, cheering)
320
00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:27,570
_
321
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:30,559
Drag queen bingo?!
322
00:17:30,785 --> 00:17:34,454
Ladies and gentlemen, help
me welcome to the stage
323
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:38,719
the Adam's apple of
everyone's eye, Miss Yolanda!
324
00:17:39,299 --> 00:17:40,974
Oh, hell no!
325
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:43,325
Wait, Yolanda.
326
00:17:43,498 --> 00:17:47,063
You want me to pull balls? The
first balls I'm gonna pull are yours!
327
00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:50,833
- (All cheering) Yolanda! Yolanda!
- Listen to them, Yolanda.
328
00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:52,802
They love you.
329
00:17:52,836 --> 00:17:56,211
(Chanting) Yolanda!
Yolanda! Yolanda! Yolanda!
330
00:17:56,212 --> 00:18:00,070
Well, (Laughs) they are chanting my name.
331
00:18:00,844 --> 00:18:04,212
So let's get this party started.
332
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,248
(Cheering)
333
00:18:06,249 --> 00:18:09,373
- Let me hear you say "Hey!"
- All: Hey!
334
00:18:09,374 --> 00:18:13,210
The first ball of the night is...
335
00:18:13,665 --> 00:18:16,020
B-18.
336
00:18:16,021 --> 00:18:19,912
If you want a piece of
this, you better be 18!
337
00:18:19,913 --> 00:18:22,115
- (All cheering)
- Hey!
338
00:18:22,232 --> 00:18:24,033
Hey!
339
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:26,769
(Cheering)
340
00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:33,779
- Morgues?
- Morgues.
341
00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:37,546
Man, we sure can pick 'em.
342
00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:41,350
- Oh! We?
- Okay, fine. Me.
343
00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:43,570
Look...
344
00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:48,167
Gabi, you know we're not always going to
be dating people at the same exact time...
345
00:18:48,573 --> 00:18:51,531
Yeah, I know. I think I was just
trying to get us back to normal.
346
00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:53,759
You know, before all of that...
347
00:18:54,493 --> 00:18:55,799
"Sturff"?
348
00:18:57,009 --> 00:18:59,575
Yeah, "sturff."
349
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:03,799
Well, look, sometimes "sturff" happens.
350
00:19:04,223 --> 00:19:06,429
And we gotta get past that.
351
00:19:06,654 --> 00:19:08,464
And you know what we have going for us?
352
00:19:08,553 --> 00:19:11,882
Ever since you started working for me, our
relationship's been anything but normal.
353
00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:16,378
So for us, normal is weird.
354
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,649
And weird is normal.
355
00:19:21,503 --> 00:19:23,514
Both: Z-z-z-oop.
356
00:19:25,221 --> 00:19:27,994
From now on, I think we
should just embrace the weird.
357
00:19:27,995 --> 00:19:29,998
The weird is what we need to embrace.
358
00:19:32,007 --> 00:19:34,275
- Morgues!
- Morgues!
359
00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,090
All right. See ya tomorrow, weirdo.
360
00:19:37,091 --> 00:19:38,478
Okay, bye, freak show.
361
00:19:39,485 --> 00:19:42,730
- Sup, bro?
- (Whispers) Embracing the weird.
362
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,829
- Hey, Tyler.
- Hey, you.
363
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:48,952
It's Thursday, so I was parked downstairs
364
00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:52,026
and I just couldn't get your pretty
little face out of my head all day,
365
00:19:52,027 --> 00:19:54,392
so I thought I'd come
up and see it in person.
366
00:19:57,974 --> 00:20:00,543
- You have to use the bathroom, don't you?
- So bad.
367
00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:04,433
Hey, do you have any more of those muffins?
368
00:20:05,588 --> 00:20:08,233
(Whispers) Embrace the weird.
369
00:20:17,642 --> 00:20:19,226
I should be mad at you.
370
00:20:19,282 --> 00:20:22,069
But I gotta admit, that was fun!
371
00:20:22,215 --> 00:20:25,217
It was a big surprise,
but you took it like a man.
372
00:20:25,261 --> 00:20:28,422
You sure did. You were amazing up there.
373
00:20:28,423 --> 00:20:31,335
- Oh, I was? Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
374
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:34,857
- Can I buy you a drink?
- Mm... you can buy me two.
375
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,601
(Both laugh)
376
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:40,874
So I'm clear, this guy's flirting with
me because he thinks I'm a man, right?
377
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:42,914
- Bingo!
- (Chuckles)
378
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:46,100
(Deep voice) Hi, I'm Frank.
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