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- I am so excited to see you tomorrow.
- Me too.
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We're finally going to
consummate our relationship!
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And we're gonna have
sex for the first time.
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Speaking of which, I got my S.T.D. test.
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Ooh! You mean your "safe to do it" test?
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Yup, clean as a whistle,
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though whistles aren't
actually very clean at all.
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The mouth is a haven for harmful bacteria.
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All right. Save that for the bedroom.
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Well, I'm getting my test
after work, but don't worry.
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I've only been with one person
since the last time I was tested.
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Yeah, and just casually asking,
who was that one other guy?
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Uh... it's not important.
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What is important is the
next time we're together,
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we're gonna be together.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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- (Chuckles)
- Though for me, with the time change,
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it'll actually be yesterday, in
which case, we already had sex.
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- (Gasps) How were we?
- Amazing!
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Yay!
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(Clears throat)
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Thank you, online tech support person man.
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- Hello, Josh.
- Gabi.
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If you have a computer
problem, you can come to me.
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You know...
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- The last guy you had sex with.
- (Gasps)
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Were you listening to
my private conversation?
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Your private conversation that
you were having in my kitchen
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- with my Internet on my laptop?
- My God, that's a good point.
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So wait, you were with Cooper
in China for three weeks,
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sharing a bed, and nothing?
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I knew you for less than three hours
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- and we...
- I know!
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That's why I was being careful.
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I mean, the last person I had sex with,
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it kind of ended up a big mess.
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So, what I'm hearing
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is that no man could possibly measure up
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to that big... (Clears
throat) handsome mess.
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No, what you're hearing
is me politely asking
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if I can leave work early
and go to the clinic.
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So you can get your "safe
to do it 'cause you haven't
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- "done it yet" test?
- Yes, that's the one.
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Yes, you can go, but look, you have
nothing to worry about. I'm safe.
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Yeah, you are, but you know how they say
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when you have sex with someone, you have
sex with everybody they've had sex with?
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Gabi, the only other person I was sleeping
with when I slept with you was Caroline.
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New plan: We're both getting
tested. I'll call my doctor.
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(Theme music playing)
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Sync & corrections by PetaG
- www.addic7ed.com -
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She in the spotlight
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And she turn her head
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She run a red light
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'Cause she bad like that
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I like that, ooh,
baby, ooh, baby, baby
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I like that, ooh, baby, ooh, baby
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Oh wow. Your doctor's
office is really nice.
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At the clinic that I go to, if you
didn't have something walking in,
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you're gonna have something walking out.
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You're paying, right?
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Only if it's good news! (Chuckles)
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(Sighs) I'm sorry.
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I'm just really nervous. I mean
this is mine and Cooper's first time.
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Oh God! What if I have something?
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That could kill the whole night!
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- Gabi, you're fine.
- You don't know that!
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I mean, and we waited such a long time,
and he paid so much for the hotel room.
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I mean, not that he told me how much,
but I definitely looked it up online.
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You know and he's trying to
make it so special for me,
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and I already bought the cap and gown.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Cap and gown?
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Oh. God, do you think it's too much?
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I thought it'd be really hot
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if I rolled up my test
results like a diploma...
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- (Sighs)
- ...Dress up in a sexy cap and gown,
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get it? 'Cause we're graduating
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to the next level of our relationship...
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- the sex level.
- I get it.
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I'm trying to un-get it.
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I'm sorry, am I saying too much?
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I don't know if you know
this, but when I'm nervous,
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- I really seem to talk a lot.
- Yeah. Only when you're nervous.
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All right, I've looked over
your C.B.C. CHEM-7 test panel,
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and checked out your
S.T.I. serologic test...
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oh my God! I'm dying!
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- Calm down, you're both fine.
- Oh good.
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- (Sighs)
- Whoo!
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And may I just say, it
was really responsible
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for the two of you to come
in to be tested together.
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I really wish more couples were like you.
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Yay!
now I get to go have
sex with my boyfriend!
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Thanks, boss.
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Don't ask.
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Coleman: Oh, Yolanda.
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(Both chuckle)
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- Yolanda?
- (Chuckles)
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What the hell?
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I come get my tooth pulled,
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and I wake up in the hallway
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making out with my
ex-husband? Unbelievable.
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Yes, it is.
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Gabi, you know Coleman.
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He's the guy that broke Yolanda's
heart by cheating on her.
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You know, normally, I'd
be eating this up, but...
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Cooper and I are having sex
for the first time tonight,
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so bye!
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(Scoffs) Come on, Josh.
Can't we just start over?
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If you mean you and Yolanda, no.
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But if you mean you and me, no.
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Well, then do you have
another reason to be here?
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No. Bye-bye, Josh.
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We'll talk about this later.
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- Mmm...
- (Door opens)
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That was a little uncomfortable.
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- You're telling me.
- Yeah.
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- Now where were we?
- (Both laughing)
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Sofia, this is a five-star hotel.
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That's, like, all of the stars!
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Well, don't just stand there.
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Help me raid the mini-bar.
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Ooh. I already got the
shampoo and condish for ya.
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Things are about to get...
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Sexy. Yes.
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- A five-star sexy!
- Yeah.
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This bed is so sexy.
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Ooh! Chocolates on the pillow!
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- Super sexy.
- (Cellphone ringing)
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Hello?
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It's me, calling you from the bathroom!
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Hi!
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I'm here!
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- And you're here.
- Sofia: Oh my God!
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There's the coolest mirror in here!
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- And Sofia's here!
- (Mouths)
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Hey, Cooper! Have fun, you two.
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I'm gonna wash my hair
and make tiny drinks.
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(Chuckles)
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(Door shuts)
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Wait, wait, wait, let me set the mood.
- Okay.
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You know how in those
romantic movies you like,
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- there's always rose petals on the bed?
- Yeah.
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(Gasps)
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They were supposed to cascade and flutter,
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but my hands are sweaty,
'cause I'm really nervous.
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Well, maybe this will calm you down.
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- Mmm.
- Mmm! No, no, no.
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Wow. Did I really blow it with
the rose-petal clump that bad?
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No, I have a surprise for
you. Sit down, close your eyes.
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- I don't want you to see.
- Oh, don't worry.
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My glasses are already fogged up.
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- (Door shuts)
- Okay, this is happening.
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(Sighs) This is really happening.
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Calm down, Cooper.
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You too, Mini-Cooper.
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Okay, open your eyes.
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(Door opens)
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This is so much better than
my graduation from M.I.T.
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Oh. 'Cause the girls weren't as pretty?
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And my mother isn't here.
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Proof positive that I am negative.
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- You are amazing.
- And safe to do it.
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Why does this say, "Josh Kaminski"?
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What?
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They can never spell my name right!
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Gabi, I work with computers,
so I'm not too good with people,
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but I'm pretty sure you handing me
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Josh's S.T.D. test results
is the worst foreplay ever.
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Okay, remember that one thing
I said I'd never let you do?
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I'll let you.
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Gabi, what's going on?
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Okay, listen, don't freak out,
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because it meant absolutely nothing.
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- Oh God, you're sleeping with Josh!
- No, slept with.
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It's like when I got my hair cornrowed?
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It was one time, in the past,
and I totally regretted it!
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He's the one guy you had sex with?
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It was the night of my trial
dinner to be Josh's new chef.
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- That's how you got the job?
- No!
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I slept with him after I got the job.
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Him and Caroline had just
broken up, he was devastated,
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I was drunk...
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Yeah, well, I'm about to
be both of those things.
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Okay. You're mad.
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Can you channel that passion
and throw me onto the bed?
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- I'm outta here.
- (Sighs)
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Cooper, you can't just leave.
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You're right.
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I spent 13 hours on a plane,
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paid $800 for this beautiful hotel suite,
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tried a little something
called manscaping...
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Mm-hmm... all so we could have
this magical night together.
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So you know what? I am gonna stay.
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Oh, thank God.
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You're leaving.
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Leaving? In shame?
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This is like my high school
graduation all over again,
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except that time, I did have sex,
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and I did not get a diploma.
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Sign there...
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And there.
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Initial there.
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And you are officially gay!
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Nothing? That gay stuff usually kills.
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I'm sorry, Elliot, I
just can't stop thinking
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about Yolanda making out with Coleman.
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I know. It's like he fell
into the hippo pit at the zoo,
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managed to escape,
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and then jumped right back in again!
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Look, I know it's late and my day off,
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so if you wanna pay me
overtime, go right ahead.
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But that's not why I'm here.
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I want to talk about
the elephant in the room.
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Shut up, Elliot!
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Look, Yolanda, I know I'm just your boss,
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but I'm also the boss whose couch you
cried on every time he cheated on you.
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I hear you, and I want you
to know I ended it with him,
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which is why I'm going to Napa this weekend
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with my girlfriends to drown myself
in a big barrel of Pinot noir.
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You know, to forget Coleman's Pinot noir.
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Good. Good.
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I really think this is for the best.
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By the way, what were you doing
at the doctor's office, anyway?
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Were you so worried you were following me?
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Uh, no. (Chuckles)
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Gabi and I were actually
getting S.T.D. tests.
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Come on, you can admit it.
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No, I'm being serious. Look.
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Ooh. Gabi's vitamin D is really low.
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- What?
- These are Gabi's results.
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What do you mean, "Gabi's results"?
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Oh my God, I gotta call her right now.
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Calm down, baby. That little pale
girl just needs to get some sun.
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These are Gabi's results,
which means she has my results,
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and she's gonna dress up
all sexy in a cap and gown
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and hand 'em to Cooper like a diploma.
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- (Door opens, closes)
- And people think gay sex is weird.
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(Knocks on door)
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Hey, Cooper.
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A bottle of bubbly for the lovebirds.
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Gabi's not here...
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And I saw your test results.
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How about 'em, huh? Weren't they great?
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That's why I gave a copy to my employees.
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Mmm! Stop.
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- (Door closes)
- Gabi told me everything,
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I know you guys had sex together,
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and obviously you have feelings for her.
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- What? No, that's so...
- It all makes sense...
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why you didn't want us to date
when I was working for you,
252
00:11:13,826 --> 00:11:15,386
why you punched me in the face.
253
00:11:15,387 --> 00:11:17,636
That had nothing to do
with Gabi. We were drunk.
254
00:11:17,687 --> 00:11:20,757
Alcohol really seems to be the
excuse for everyone around here.
255
00:11:20,757 --> 00:11:23,126
You know what? You people
really have a problem!
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Cooper, look, even if I were into her,
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the reality is, she's into you.
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She's always talking about you, her
face lights up during your video chats,
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and she was so excited to
dress up in the cap and gown.
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She told you about that?
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She talks a lot when she's nervous.
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Just tell me, man to man...
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Do you have feelings for her?
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If I did, would I be here right now,
trying to get you two to work things out?
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Come on, man, you like her,
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she likes you. Go get her.
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Don't tell me what to do!
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I will go get her. Not
because you told me to.
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- (Giggles)
- Yolanda?
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- Josh!
- Aren't you supposed to be at Napa?
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No! I said I was gonna take a Napa.
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Coleman: Baby, what's taking so long?
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That's Tammy. She's got a nasty cold.
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Ooh, throat just raw.
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Coleman: Come on, Yolanda.
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(Chuckles) Bring it.
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Sweetie, you should stop talking.
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You're only making it worse.
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No, you're making it worse.
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All right, fine! Tammy's Coleman.
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- (Sarcastically) No!
- Look, Josh,
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I know what you're thinking. I should
just end it and leave with you right now.
283
00:12:48,511 --> 00:12:51,667
- Exactly. Let's go.
- I can't just leave him.
284
00:12:51,668 --> 00:12:54,637
Why? Because you have no willpower?
285
00:12:54,638 --> 00:12:57,141
- Because you're falling for him again?
- No!
286
00:12:58,188 --> 00:13:00,423
Because he's handcuffed to the headboard.
287
00:13:06,009 --> 00:13:08,078
Oh my God.
288
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,647
My boobs are huge!
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Oh.
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00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:20,459
God, Sofia, why didn't I tell
Cooper about Josh earlier?
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Because guys don't want
to hear about past hookups.
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- They can't handle it.
- (Sighs) Why?
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I mean, why can't couples be like best
friends and tell each other everything...
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- Like us?
- (Scoffs)
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- Totally.
- Yeah, and we would never have to worry
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about lying or keeping
secrets from each other.
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- Totally.
- Mmm!
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Oh God, Sofia, it's so
great having a best friend,
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'cause no matter if
something's hard to hear,
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we just still say it,
because we trust each other.
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(Hoarsely) Totally.
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Although... and I'm not thinking
of anything in particular here,
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but we might not tell
each other... (Scoffs)
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- Everything.
- Oh please!
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Do you remember your Halle Berry haircut?
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00:13:57,509 --> 00:14:00,012
Who told you that it made
you look like John Leguizamo?
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00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:07,339
- You did.
- And why would I do that?
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00:14:07,342 --> 00:14:09,311
Because you love me and
want the best for me.
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00:14:09,311 --> 00:14:10,979
That's right, and you
would do the same for me.
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We tell each other
everything, no matter what.
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(Whispers) It's called "trust."
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(Nervous chuckle)
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There's actually one thing I
might have neglected to tell you,
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00:14:20,449 --> 00:14:23,485
but we're gonna need the
big bottle for that one.
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00:14:25,989 --> 00:14:28,791
Okay. Oh, wow, ah...
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I've waited a really long
time to tell you this,
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and, God, it's been killing me,
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00:14:32,614 --> 00:14:35,013
but I swear the only
reason I didn't tell you
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was because you seemed so
happy with Cooper and...
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00:14:37,649 --> 00:14:39,530
(Sighs) Okay, um...
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The night that Josh broke off his wedding,
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he climbed up the fire escape
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00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,851
to tell you he had feelings for you,
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00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,620
but then he saw you kissing Cooper,
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and he was devastated, so-so he left.
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00:14:50,696 --> 00:14:53,592
And then when I found out,
he swore me to secrecy.
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Oh God, I should've told you.
328
00:14:56,411 --> 00:14:57,813
I'm so sorry.
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00:14:58,847 --> 00:15:00,249
Do you forgive me?
330
00:15:02,273 --> 00:15:04,779
Oh my God, you didn't hear
a word I said. (Scoffs)
331
00:15:05,476 --> 00:15:07,478
No, but I did.
332
00:15:08,479 --> 00:15:12,249
Well, let me guess. Gabi left
her keys in the door again!
333
00:15:12,249 --> 00:15:13,928
(Jingles)
334
00:15:16,843 --> 00:15:20,843
Cooper, I'm sorry you had to find
out about Josh and Gabi this way.
335
00:15:20,882 --> 00:15:23,283
- But, you know, it's time everybody knew.
- (Scoffs)
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00:15:23,283 --> 00:15:25,857
- Apparently, everyone did know.
- No, not Gabi,
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00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,481
but she's gonna find out as
soon as she wakes up, because I
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00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:30,356
- cannot keep this from her anymore.
- You're right.
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00:15:30,357 --> 00:15:31,725
She needs to know.
340
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,617
(Sighs) Just... let me
be the one to tell her
341
00:15:36,618 --> 00:15:38,898
- Why?
- I need to see her face
342
00:15:38,899 --> 00:15:41,749
when she finds out. It's the only way
I'll know if she has feelings for Josh.
343
00:15:41,749 --> 00:15:43,617
Okay, but I'm the one that's
been keeping this from her,
344
00:15:43,617 --> 00:15:46,286
- so I should be the one to tell her.
- You can stay in my hotel room.
345
00:15:46,286 --> 00:15:48,004
I don't think that... really?
346
00:15:50,355 --> 00:15:53,525
Okay, but she needs to know that
I tried to tell her the truth.
347
00:15:53,525 --> 00:15:55,127
Promise me you'll tell her.
348
00:15:56,261 --> 00:15:57,542
I will.
349
00:16:02,138 --> 00:16:04,811
- Oh, and, um, Cooper...
- Yes, you can order room service.
350
00:16:04,812 --> 00:16:07,072
- And...?
- And a movie.
351
00:16:15,136 --> 00:16:18,406
Yolanda promised up and down she's
never gonna see Coleman again,
352
00:16:18,406 --> 00:16:21,976
- so why are we at his office?
- Because Yolanda is weak.
353
00:16:21,976 --> 00:16:24,045
All Coleman has to do is
call her, and she caves.
354
00:16:24,045 --> 00:16:26,818
So we're gonna confront Coleman,
make sure he never contacts her again.
355
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,616
Oh, so that's why you brought me.
356
00:16:28,616 --> 00:16:31,419
I'm the bad cop! I'm the muscle!
357
00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:32,887
I'm the heavy!
358
00:16:32,887 --> 00:16:35,872
Oh! I'm missing a tassel on my loafer.
359
00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:41,188
Coleman.
360
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:46,505
- Look, we need to talk man to man.
- To man!
361
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,994
- O... okay.
- I love Yolanda.
362
00:16:49,995 --> 00:16:51,988
And I... work with her.
363
00:16:52,856 --> 00:16:55,091
And we both care about her.
364
00:16:55,091 --> 00:16:57,159
Okay, so... what's the problem?
365
00:16:57,159 --> 00:16:59,595
The problem is, we are worried.
366
00:16:59,595 --> 00:17:01,163
You are emotionally closed off
367
00:17:01,163 --> 00:17:03,366
and prone to infidelity.
368
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:07,344
All right, let's put the
tiger back in the cage.
369
00:17:08,572 --> 00:17:10,074
Coleman, look...
370
00:17:10,617 --> 00:17:13,622
Yolanda can't see it, but she's falling
for you again, and that's dangerous.
371
00:17:13,623 --> 00:17:16,527
So, if you care about her,
you gotta leave her alone,
372
00:17:16,527 --> 00:17:18,563
because when it comes to
you, she has no self-control.
373
00:17:18,563 --> 00:17:20,565
The hell I don't!
374
00:17:23,114 --> 00:17:26,084
I can end it with Coleman any time I want!
375
00:17:26,084 --> 00:17:28,420
Wait, hold up. Yolanda...
376
00:17:29,754 --> 00:17:31,222
Are you falling in love with me?
377
00:17:31,902 --> 00:17:33,692
Well, Coleman...
378
00:17:33,692 --> 00:17:36,628
I did not see this coming. I...
379
00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:38,818
This changes everything.
380
00:17:38,818 --> 00:17:40,887
Yolanda, I'm sorry.
381
00:17:40,887 --> 00:17:43,289
Because I am falling for you again, too.
382
00:17:44,053 --> 00:17:45,288
Others: You are?
383
00:17:46,556 --> 00:17:48,057
Damn right I am.
384
00:17:48,822 --> 00:17:51,292
I'm lucky I get a second
chance to make things right.
385
00:17:53,095 --> 00:17:54,596
And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
386
00:17:54,597 --> 00:17:56,807
- Oh.
- Mmm.
387
00:18:00,235 --> 00:18:02,705
Wow. Because you butted in,
388
00:18:02,705 --> 00:18:05,107
they're actually closer
than they were before.
389
00:18:05,107 --> 00:18:07,209
Thank you, Elliot.
390
00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:10,212
I mean, if it wasn't
for you coming down here,
391
00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:13,224
they might not be a
couple, but because you did,
392
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:17,874
- they are.
- (Emphatically) I get it, Elliot.
393
00:18:18,081 --> 00:18:19,916
Now get out, so I can get it.
394
00:18:23,415 --> 00:18:25,417
The sex that's about to happen
395
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,552
is because of you.
396
00:18:34,459 --> 00:18:36,428
Mmm.
397
00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:40,306
Sofia, you have the soft
skin of a little girl.
398
00:18:42,842 --> 00:18:44,977
It's Cooper, and I occasionally moisturize.
399
00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:48,881
Cooper, what are you doing here?
400
00:18:48,881 --> 00:18:51,484
I mean, I'm happy you're here, but...
401
00:18:52,055 --> 00:18:53,357
Hi.
402
00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:57,535
I feel horrible that I kicked you
out of the hotel room last night.
403
00:18:57,535 --> 00:19:00,338
Yeah, that was not the way I was
hoping we were gonna get kicked out,
404
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,942
I was being insecure and irrational.
405
00:19:04,942 --> 00:19:06,978
Normally, I'm only one of those things.
406
00:19:08,012 --> 00:19:11,082
And I should've told you about
Josh. It was wrong not to tell you.
407
00:19:11,082 --> 00:19:13,484
I will never keep anything from you again.
408
00:19:13,484 --> 00:19:16,454
(Sighs) Neither will I, which is why...
409
00:19:17,514 --> 00:19:19,216
Gabi, there's something I need to tell you.
410
00:19:19,216 --> 00:19:20,741
There's something I need to tell you, too.
411
00:19:20,753 --> 00:19:22,119
Well, maybe I should go first,
412
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,188
'cause this is really
big, and I really want you
413
00:19:24,188 --> 00:19:25,189
to take it in before you react.
414
00:19:25,189 --> 00:19:27,057
- I love you.
- What?
415
00:19:27,057 --> 00:19:30,561
I'm-I'm sorry. I couldn't wait. I love you.
416
00:19:34,683 --> 00:19:36,285
Now, what did you want to tell me?
417
00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:41,824
That I'm quitting my job in China
418
00:19:41,824 --> 00:19:43,325
and moving back to be with you.
419
00:19:43,325 --> 00:19:44,893
You are?
420
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,062
Yes, of course.
421
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,217
Because I love you, too.
422
00:19:50,218 --> 00:19:51,720
Yes!
423
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,059
I-I'm really sorry. I
was just really nervous,
424
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,716
because I wasn't sure if you were
gonna actually gonna say it, too.
425
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,021
- Oh, and I have another secret.
- Yeah?
426
00:20:02,022 --> 00:20:04,303
I gave Sofia the hotel
room key, so we're alone.
427
00:20:04,491 --> 00:20:06,097
Oh, thank God.
428
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,946
- (Breathing hard)
- Oh my God.
429
00:20:14,726 --> 00:20:16,994
Oh my God.
430
00:20:20,998 --> 00:20:24,035
(Laughs) Oh my God.
431
00:20:26,671 --> 00:20:29,073
(Breathing hard)
432
00:20:29,073 --> 00:20:30,374
Oh my God.
433
00:20:33,077 --> 00:20:35,213
(High-pitched) Oh my God.
434
00:20:35,213 --> 00:20:36,681
(Cooper, stunned) Oh my God.
435
00:20:36,681 --> 00:20:38,349
I know. Right?
436
00:20:38,349 --> 00:20:41,018
No, the hotel just sent me the bill.
437
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:43,721
Oh my God!
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00:20:43,721 --> 00:20:45,673
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