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No, you give me the Crunch Berries,
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then you get the remote, dumb-dumb.
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No, I want... I will
take the remote first...
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You're not gonna get the remote.
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- And then I will give you this.
- Give me five Crunch berries...
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- Guys, we've got a problem.
- Yeah.
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Saturday morning
cartoons start very soon
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and all we have is this mini nug.
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Maybe enough for one hit each, tops.
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So if my math is correct,
that's only, like...
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This is fine, okay?
We just need to think.
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We need to figure out a way to
maximize our precious resources.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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Just be willing to try any angle.
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- Okay, so let's try angles.
- Hmm.
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Try some angles... Bermuda Triangle.
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- High.
- Right, great, yeah.
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We wanna get high.
High angle, high angle.
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BermuDope HighAngle.
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All: BermuDope HighAngle.
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Get me a marker!
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[chorus sings]
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Okay, so listen up, all right?
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On the count of three, we blaze
the little bit of nug we have.
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- Yep.
- You inhale, hold it in,
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and then at the sound of the shotgun...
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[shotgun clicks on speaker]
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[exhales] Then, next
sound of the shotgun...
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Inhale, pipe from the left...
We got a shotgun situation.
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Let's go, come on.
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Okay, let's just get to blazing
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- so we can watch "Paw Patrol."
- Okay, here we go, ready?
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- Yeah.
- One, two, three.
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Roast your bowlios.
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Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
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[shotgun clicks]
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Exhale!
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[shotgun clicks]
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- What?
- What the...
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- I'm pulling over.
- Oh, my God.
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[laughing]
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- Dude, is this for real?
- [coughing]
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Hola, welcome to the
BermuDope HighAngle.
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Dude, this is the next, next, next, man.
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I mean, the hits just keep coming.
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- Oh, I'm super high.
- That worked.
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What is this for? Like a
dope party or something?
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No, no, no, no, this is just us.
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What we do on a Saturday with my bros.
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Smoking weed with my only friends.
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- I love you guys.
- I love you to death man,
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I really love you.
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You guys are great dudes.
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Is it cool if we get in on that or...
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- Yes, please.
- Thank you.
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- Yes!
- Thank you... this is amazing.
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- That's awesome, man.
- Awesome, um...
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is it cool if I, like,
call some people over?
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Like, they gotta see this.
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Yeah, dude, more people,
yeah... call 'em up, man.
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I got a pocket full of
rubbers, and my homeboys do too.
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- Wait, what's up?
- We got booze and beer.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Cool, cool, I will...
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I'll spread the word. By
the way, it's Friday, so.
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- Right, right.
- Sure.
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- Wait, what?
- My iCal says it's Friday.
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- You guys said...
- [together] You said Saturday.
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Dude, we're supposed
to be at work right now.
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Okay, should we just go? Should be like,
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Oh, we got a flat tire on the
way... or, like, we slept in.
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Anders, it's not about
flat tires or sleeping in.
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It's about the fact that we
don't get to watch "Paw Patrol"
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- until 24 hours from now.
- [bleep]
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[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
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I'm fresh
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You gotta, you
gotta, you gotta
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Gotta be fresh
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[all whooping]
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Dude, you just rolled, like, 30 joints
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in, like, what ten minutes?
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Yeah, yeah, yes, I did.
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And I'm about to smoke
five in ten seconds.
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- Oh, my God, dude!
- Oh!
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- He continues to amaze me.
- Every time.
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- This is magic right here.
- Yo, um...
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can we, like, touch
your hair or something?
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Like, would that be cool with you?
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Like, not to be weird.
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Uh... okay.
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And The Human Jock Box
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[beatboxing]
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-
We got the beats
- Ahh, it tickles!
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It tickles!
Don't-don't-don't-don't-ahh!
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Oh-oh, gosh! Do not
do that again, please.
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I'm kidding. Definitely do that again.
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Ahh!
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What can I say? I'm 6'3"
and I got a dive like Jager.
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A what like who?
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Tom Jager, baby.
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Here's a funky
fresh sound
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[beatboxing]
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Okay, does anyone know
who he's talking about?
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- We are freakin' party gods!
- This party is really rockin'.
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Yo, dudes!
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Are you guys drinking on the roof?
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That's that next-next
like next-next, dude.
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It is the next-next.
It's next-next-next-next.
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It's just part of living
that tight butthole life.
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Oh, tight butthole!
Dude, that's awesome.
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Yo, I'm Snapchatting
this if that's cool.
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Yo, the bros are my
new favorite dudes.
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They throw down, they smoke!
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And they keep a tight butthole!
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All: Tight butthole! Tight butthole!
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Tight butthole! Tight butthole!
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[all cheering]
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[beatboxing]
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Whoo!
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[all cheering]
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We really blew this bitch up, didn't we?
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Check this out. That's a new record.
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- Oh!
- Well, well, well.
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You boys made quite
the noise this weekend,
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Lot of people that
think you're pretty dope.
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Or should I say... tight butthole?
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- [all laughing]
- You could say that.
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- We do say that.
- Yeah, that's our thing.
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- So don't use it.
- My name is Kurt Fossil.
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Marketing director, Bango Energy Drinks.
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We saw the social media
blitz you guys pulled off
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over the weekend, and it was gorgeous.
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We believe with our sponsorship,
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we can take your parties up
a notch and get rich quick.
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Oh, my God. Cool. That's
the best way to get rich.
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Yeah, that's my favorite
way to get rich, yeah.
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You guys, we can quit
TAC and just, like,
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get wasted all the time!
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- I'm in, sir.
- Thank you Mike.
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That's a dream come true, yes.
I'm gonna mogulize my lifestyle.
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I'm gonna be like...
[stammering] Like...
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- I can't think of a mogul.
- William Randolph Hearst.
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- Paula Abdul.
- Actually, I don't know.
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I'm kinda sketched out, guys.
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- I don't know if I wanna do this.
- Really?
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No, not really! I'm yanking your chain.
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I got you, man. I'm
basically like a human can
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of Mountain Dew Kickstart with hair.
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- [laughing]
- Make that a Bango.
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- That's a free can.
- What?
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Plenty more where those came from.
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- He gave it to me.
- Is this free?
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And just to show you we're
down, this is a bucket hat.
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I want you guys to share it.
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- Whoa!
- Just... no!
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- Give it!
- I want that one!
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- Be cool in front of the dude!
- Just give it!
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Oh, sorry, dude. Sir.
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Looks pretty tight butthole, right?
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- All: Tight butthole!
- Yeah!
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- all: One, two, three, four...
- Right on.
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Oh, good girl. Shake that dick, boy!
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- Wiggle waggle.
- 10, 11, 12!
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[all cheering]
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Yeah! Keg stand. Very cool, I like it.
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- Nice.
- I wanna see you do it.
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- I'll lift you up.
- Yeah!
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Yeah, no, you don't need to lift me.
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Because I actually
have an assistant now.
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Flex for 'em, Goons. Get
you some. Pop them titties.
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Pop them titties. Pop
them titty muscles.
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[all cheering]
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- Hoist thy ankles, Goons.
- Hoisting thy ankles, baby!
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- He repeats everything I say.
- You got this!
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Actually, let's record this, right?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Let's all start at 20 so it seems like
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I'm better at drinking and
then we hashtag it "Bango"
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- on all social media, okay?
-
Bango, baby!
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All: 20, 21, 22...
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23, 24, 25, 26!
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[all cheering]
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- Get it!
- Lemme see it! Lemme see it!
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You didn't hit record.
We'll have to do it again.
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- Go again. Go again.
- We'll go again!
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Go, Anders! Go me!
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You see that? We wore Speedos
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back when swimming was swimming, man.
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None of that bodysuit
bullshit. Not even jammers.
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- What're jammers?
- Is that a [bleep] joke?
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- No, no.
- You're a joke.
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You're a [bleep] joke.
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Can we watch the basketball
game for a little bit?
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It's game seven today.
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[retches]
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Looks like you're done for the night.
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[laughs] What?
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Never heard of a boot and rally?
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[belches] I just made room
for ten more drinks, sista.
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And trust me, I know
what I'm talking about
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because I get paid to party.
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You've been Bango'd.
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[Theremin warbling]
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I'm the daddy. I'm the baby!
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- Dude, this is so dope.
- It's so [bleep] cool, dude.
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Ooh, you like that? You like that?
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- You like that? You like that?
- Yeah!
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[all cheering]
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So you're, like, weird, huh?
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Yeah, you don't just slam beers.
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Like, you do all this crazy stuff.
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Yeah, sometimes I slam
the occasional beer
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and sometimes I just like
to blaze up and get weird.
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- Huh?
- [both laugh]
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- Let's get weird!
- [together] Let's get weird!
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Yeah, what's up with the
wigs? Making fun of me?
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Bango slacker costumes,
free when you buy a case.
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- Oh, that's dope.
- I gotta get one thing.
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- Oh, hey, man.
- Hey.
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- You want... I got an extra.
- Dude, you gotta wear
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- one of those.
- This guy is our party gawd!
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[all shouting]
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Okay, yeah, I don't really
believe in a supreme being.
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I'm, uh... I guess you
could say I'm more of a...
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eighth-eist.
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- Oh, like weed!
- [all shouting]
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I didn't get it at
first, but now that I do,
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I'm in, like, a way
better place emotionally.
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- Yo, hit this, dude.
- Okay, I mean...
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first time for everything, right?
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- Oh, yeah, hit that shit, bro.
- Hit it, bro!
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- Yeah, two hands. Two hands.
- Like a little piccolo!
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- [gagging]
- [all laughing]
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- See this guy?
- [all cheering]
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Yeah, hey, who wants to see
me jump off this freakin' roof?
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- Oh, I do!
- [all cheering]
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- Dude!
- I do as well!
242
00:09:32,457 --> 00:09:34,490
Yeah, I'm gonna. It's, like,
actually a really great way
243
00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:36,043
to get the attention over to you.
244
00:09:36,068 --> 00:09:37,994
Everybody starts talking about
you at the party, it's cool.
245
00:09:37,996 --> 00:09:39,495
You know what? I love
people talking about me.
246
00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,675
- We should do it.
- I'm there. I'm done.
247
00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:41,626
- We're going.
- Are you guys...
248
00:09:41,651 --> 00:09:44,133
- Well, that's sort of my thing.
- Let's do this.
249
00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:46,369
No, no! That's my thing, guys!
250
00:09:46,371 --> 00:09:49,839
No, you... you can't! That's my thing!
251
00:09:49,841 --> 00:09:51,241
- [all cheering]
- That's my thing!
252
00:09:51,243 --> 00:09:52,809
I'm gonna do it too! Break a leg!
253
00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:55,278
No, only one person can do it.
Wait, jump... that's my thing!
254
00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,446
[leg snaps]
255
00:09:56,448 --> 00:09:58,114
[all gasping]
256
00:09:58,116 --> 00:09:59,616
[screaming]
257
00:09:59,618 --> 00:10:01,184
Dude, are you okay?
258
00:10:01,186 --> 00:10:04,120
So bad! Hey, hey!
259
00:10:04,122 --> 00:10:06,856
It's nothing a little
weed won't fix, right?
260
00:10:06,858 --> 00:10:08,425
I don't know.
261
00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:11,728
Later, skaters! These guys
are actual skateboarders.
262
00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:16,332
- Actual skaters, baby!
- Skaters, baby, yeah.
263
00:10:16,334 --> 00:10:18,902
Good morning. Dope party, fellas.
264
00:10:18,904 --> 00:10:22,071
I'm so proud of you. Bango
is flying off the shelves.
265
00:10:22,073 --> 00:10:24,207
You guys are off the Richter scale.
266
00:10:24,209 --> 00:10:26,075
- Death toll in the hundreds.
- [hisses]
267
00:10:26,077 --> 00:10:28,578
Thank you so much for saying
that... that means a lot.
268
00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:30,446
Yeah, man, it was awesome, but hey.
269
00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:32,882
I got a couple creative ideas
to run past you, all right?
270
00:10:32,884 --> 00:10:34,309
- Sure.
- So I was thinking maybe
271
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,119
we could do, like, theme parties, right?
272
00:10:36,121 --> 00:10:37,720
Like, everybody dresses up like clowns
273
00:10:37,722 --> 00:10:39,255
or, like, post-apocalyptic.
274
00:10:39,257 --> 00:10:41,791
Something like way out
there and crazy, right.
275
00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:43,226
- Yeah.
- We at Bango believe
276
00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:44,894
that the most "out
there" thing we can do
277
00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:47,430
is to keep doing the same
thing over and over again.
278
00:10:47,432 --> 00:10:48,665
- Yep.
- Okay.
279
00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,601
But on a webseries.
280
00:10:51,603 --> 00:10:53,536
- Are we talking business?
- Yeah.
281
00:10:53,538 --> 00:10:55,605
- Isaac.
- Okay, good.
282
00:10:55,607 --> 00:10:57,874
Isaac Lubetkin, Adam's manager.
283
00:10:57,876 --> 00:10:59,042
- [no audible dialogue]
- This webseries.
284
00:10:59,044 --> 00:11:00,368
Are we talking a rev-share?
285
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,578
Because that's a thing
I've at least overheard
286
00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:05,515
- is a word for stuff.
- Mmhmm. Okay.
287
00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:08,885
Gentlemen, we've built a brand.
288
00:11:08,887 --> 00:11:11,888
- Now we build an empire.
- An empire!
289
00:11:11,890 --> 00:11:13,389
Fu... yeah, I was just saying that.
290
00:11:13,391 --> 00:11:14,891
That's also one of my favorite shows.
291
00:11:14,893 --> 00:11:16,626
We build a set, we hire extras.
292
00:11:16,628 --> 00:11:19,629
We shoot four scripted parties
a day in a controlled environment
293
00:11:19,631 --> 00:11:23,466
and then we drop a new party
episode online every Friday
294
00:11:23,468 --> 00:11:27,470
and the kids can party with
the dudes world wiz-ide.
295
00:11:27,472 --> 00:11:30,373
- On the world wide wiz-eb.
- What?
296
00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,575
We are gold until we drop season two
297
00:11:32,577 --> 00:11:34,177
and that's when the
money starts rolling in.
298
00:11:34,179 --> 00:11:36,012
- [laughing]
- Okay, yeah!
299
00:11:36,014 --> 00:11:37,880
Hang on, hang on, hang on, okay?
300
00:11:37,882 --> 00:11:40,183
'Cause my client's not
just gonna keep working
301
00:11:40,185 --> 00:11:42,652
- for a hat split three ways.
- Yep.
302
00:11:42,654 --> 00:11:45,321
Those days are over, Kurt, baby.
303
00:11:45,323 --> 00:11:47,991
- My guy right here...
- My guy.
304
00:11:47,993 --> 00:11:53,096
He is willing to work for
three hats split one way.
305
00:11:53,098 --> 00:11:56,366
I think I can get you one hat.
306
00:11:56,368 --> 00:11:58,568
- Hang on.
- Pst.
307
00:12:02,073 --> 00:12:03,639
Yeah, baby.
308
00:12:03,641 --> 00:12:04,841
We can work with that.
309
00:12:04,843 --> 00:12:06,342
Ders, Ders, whoa, whoa, whoa.
310
00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:08,144
You're drinking out
of a garbage can, man.
311
00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:09,468
It's a garbage cup.
312
00:12:09,508 --> 00:12:11,718
He's insane
313
00:12:12,118 --> 00:12:14,126
314
00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:18,628
The ff... [bell rings]
315
00:12:18,828 --> 00:12:20,163
All right, everybody,
let's clear the set.
316
00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:20,706
Hello.
317
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:22,529
We're rolling in five.
318
00:12:22,554 --> 00:12:25,648
Hello? Am I supposed to be
doing something, going somewhere?
319
00:12:26,256 --> 00:12:27,241
Yeah, I got eyes on Blake.
320
00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:29,490
Morning, Blake, they need
you in hair and makeup
321
00:12:29,492 --> 00:12:30,958
before you meet with
the stunt coordinator.
322
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,927
What? No, no. I can't do any stunts.
323
00:12:32,929 --> 00:12:35,021
I got some email from Isaac yesterday.
324
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,240
Evidently, stunts are exclusive to Adam.
325
00:12:37,265 --> 00:12:39,801
That is correct, but we're
still going back and forth
326
00:12:39,803 --> 00:12:42,345
on Adam's contract, and honestly,
327
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:46,474
your hair is testing
better than Adam's dimples.
328
00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:49,818
Yeah, so we think this is the
best move for "Party Gawds."
329
00:12:49,843 --> 00:12:52,013
[stammers] I don't know.
330
00:12:52,015 --> 00:12:54,349
Why don't you just let
Ders do it or something?
331
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,459
He's not in the best of condition.
332
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,668
Hey.
333
00:12:58,693 --> 00:13:00,840
What do you say we go
back to my dressing room,
334
00:13:00,865 --> 00:13:02,527
strip you down to nothing but that belt
335
00:13:02,552 --> 00:13:04,492
and [bleep] like the
world's about to end?
336
00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:07,729
- Excuse me?
- Oh, I was just running lines.
337
00:13:10,967 --> 00:13:13,334
Okay, yo, whoa! What the hell is that?
338
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:14,635
It's a weave.
339
00:13:14,637 --> 00:13:17,138
Kurt wanted to amp up your look.
340
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:19,273
Make it bigger. Way bigger.
341
00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:20,908
Okay, no, that's insane.
342
00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:23,010
I look like a Mortal Kombat character.
343
00:13:23,012 --> 00:13:25,335
I think you look cool. Johnny Cage cool.
344
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:28,210
Uh... what are you doing here, man?
345
00:13:28,235 --> 00:13:29,702
Oh, I'm here to watch, man.
346
00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:31,285
Bango hooked me up with a set visit
347
00:13:31,287 --> 00:13:32,429
instead of paying my medical bills.
348
00:13:32,454 --> 00:13:34,156
Pretty sick, right?
349
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,657
- Tight butthole.
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
350
00:13:36,659 --> 00:13:39,894
Um, so, uh... when are
you gonna be walking again?
351
00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:42,296
- Like, a week or a month?
- Oh, never.
352
00:13:42,298 --> 00:13:44,031
But it's cool, man. You
know, I get to tell people
353
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:47,201
that Blake Henderson
saw me get paralyzed!
354
00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:49,570
- I'm so jealous.
- I hate my legs now.
355
00:13:49,572 --> 00:13:52,507
Stop! Stop! Take the weave somewhere.
356
00:13:52,509 --> 00:13:54,242
Yeah, his hair's perfect.
He doesn't need it.
357
00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:56,377
You guys, no, it's
gone too far, all right?
358
00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:57,990
You have to stop. Listen to me.
359
00:13:58,015 --> 00:14:01,850
The partying, the clothes, the hair.
360
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,219
I mean, come on! It's just hair, man.
361
00:14:05,221 --> 00:14:08,790
It's dead fingernails or
something like fingernails...
362
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,391
Like, but on your head, like a horn,
363
00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:14,428
like a rhino's horn, which
is also hair, I think...
364
00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:17,298
- Don't say that.
- No, dude.
365
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:20,404
Okay, no. All right,
you need to see this.
366
00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:21,755
- No.
- What are you doing?
367
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,871
It's just hair, man. It doesn't...
368
00:14:23,873 --> 00:14:26,479
mean anything. It's
not who I am, all right?
369
00:14:26,504 --> 00:14:27,924
- No, no!
- Please, hey, dude!
370
00:14:27,949 --> 00:14:29,792
- [all screaming]
- I'm doing it!
371
00:14:29,817 --> 00:14:32,480
- Don't! No, no, no!
- It's just hair.
372
00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:34,749
- Shut up! I'm doing it!
- Please!
373
00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:36,751
[all screaming]
374
00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:39,620
- [somber music]
- No!
375
00:14:39,622 --> 00:14:41,355
Why?
376
00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:43,591
It's not me. It's just hair.
377
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:46,527
[clippers whirring]
378
00:14:49,265 --> 00:14:51,308
Ahh! All right.
379
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,402
Now that that's gone, whom
is your party gawd now?
380
00:14:54,404 --> 00:14:56,137
You still look incredible.
381
00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,105
Hey. Losers.
382
00:14:58,107 --> 00:15:00,741
- I'll be your god.
- Ahah! Please don't.
383
00:15:00,743 --> 00:15:03,044
Oh, fine, fine! Take it!
384
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,116
Dude, there's no booze anywhere on set.
385
00:15:05,118 --> 00:15:06,981
Okay, this stuff?
This stuff, I was like,
386
00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:08,983
"Oh, here we go, let's
party. Nope, nonalcoholic."
387
00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:11,652
It's all fake. It's all
fake! Nothing's real!
388
00:15:11,654 --> 00:15:13,321
I don't know what's real anymore.
389
00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:15,456
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- Okay, Ders will be fine.
390
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,824
We'll get him some water,
some rest, I'll take care...
391
00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:18,282
What happened to your goddamn hair?
392
00:15:18,307 --> 00:15:20,087
- It's gone, okay? I'm sorry.
- Ohh...
393
00:15:20,112 --> 00:15:23,397
No, no, no, no, 'cause I'm
sick of being used, all right?
394
00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:26,297
I'm a human being! I'm not
a goddamn action figure!
395
00:15:26,346 --> 00:15:27,714
- Step back!
- Action figure?
396
00:15:27,739 --> 00:15:28,839
I like the sound of that.
397
00:15:28,864 --> 00:15:32,139
Isaac, let's do action figures, right?
398
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,300
- Done.
- Instead of DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit.
399
00:15:34,302 --> 00:15:36,395
Yeah, which was, by the
way, a terrible idea.
400
00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:38,279
- I still like it, though.
- Yeah.
401
00:15:38,281 --> 00:15:39,145
And that's why we're still doing it.
402
00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:41,482
Okay, Goons, turkey bacon shake?
403
00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:42,383
Turkey bacon shakin', baby doggy.
404
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:43,414
Thank you, baby doggy.
405
00:15:43,439 --> 00:15:47,957
Kurt, I got great news,
okay? Contract is signed.
406
00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:51,441
That means my boy Adam is ready to crush
407
00:15:51,466 --> 00:15:53,928
this opening stunt, all right?
408
00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:56,397
Only deal is, he's gotta be in Slim Jim.
409
00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:58,332
All right, everything Slim Jim, Kurt.
410
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:01,636
Top to bottom, it's
gotta be Slim Jim, okay?
411
00:16:01,638 --> 00:16:03,468
Blake's doing the stunt.
412
00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:08,209
You backstabbing, hairy asshole.
413
00:16:08,211 --> 00:16:10,889
Adam, I'm not doing
the stunt, all right?
414
00:16:10,914 --> 00:16:13,381
[gasps] Your brand!
415
00:16:13,383 --> 00:16:15,182
I don't care about
the brands, Adam, stop.
416
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,518
After all the exposure
that I've given us
417
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,388
with my SoCal Helpful Honda
center radio spot audition,
418
00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:22,562
- potential forthcoming callback?
- Okay, the what?
419
00:16:22,587 --> 00:16:23,945
All right, I'm doing the stunt.
420
00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:26,360
Excuse me. It's my show.
421
00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:27,956
You're not doing the stunt.
422
00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:31,209
Well, newsflash, sir. Neither am I.
423
00:16:31,234 --> 00:16:32,833
- Fine!
- I'm doing it!
424
00:16:32,835 --> 00:16:35,703
- I'll do the stunt.
- No, I want to.
425
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,505
- I ain't afraid to die.
- No one asked him.
426
00:16:37,507 --> 00:16:39,974
- He doesn't even have a brand.
- Jager!
427
00:16:39,976 --> 00:16:41,609
He doesn't even have a brand...
428
00:16:41,611 --> 00:16:42,944
- [electricity crackles]
- Whoa!
429
00:16:42,946 --> 00:16:45,036
- Oh, shit!
- That wasn't the stunt.
430
00:16:45,061 --> 00:16:48,082
There's a whole thing with a
Vespa and some Silly String.
431
00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:50,851
Oh, my God, Ders!
432
00:16:50,853 --> 00:16:52,517
Did you do this to spite me?
433
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:54,422
I was just trying to kill myself.
434
00:16:54,424 --> 00:16:57,358
So then that's yes? Oh, it's a PR move.
435
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,296
- What?
- You're trying to out-brand me?
436
00:16:59,321 --> 00:17:02,196
Is that what... you don't
even have a brand, Ders.
437
00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:04,532
At least Blake had a
brand til he shaved it off.
438
00:17:04,534 --> 00:17:06,878
He doesn't even have
a brand! You know what?
439
00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:09,932
You're a nice guy, and I plan
on speaking at your wedding,
440
00:17:09,957 --> 00:17:12,339
but we are done professionally, mate.
441
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,922
Okay, look, these Bango guys,
they got us all twisted up,
442
00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:16,698
but you... we don't have
to act like this, Adam.
443
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,201
I don't have to do a
lot of things, okay?
444
00:17:19,203 --> 00:17:21,036
- Like be your guys's friend.
- What?
445
00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:23,071
Another one of those things
that I don't have to do
446
00:17:23,073 --> 00:17:27,576
is wipe properly because
I have a guy for that now.
447
00:17:27,578 --> 00:17:28,944
That' strange. That's odd.
448
00:17:28,946 --> 00:17:30,712
Yes, he wipes my ass for me, Blake.
449
00:17:30,714 --> 00:17:32,781
It's part of having an assistant!
450
00:17:32,783 --> 00:17:35,884
Good for you, Adam, but,
you know, I have followers.
451
00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:38,554
That kid right there, he
tried to kill himself for me.
452
00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:40,622
- That's pretty cool.
- All right, that's it.
453
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,791
That's it. You guys...
You think you're so cool.
454
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:45,627
You think you're so cool 'cause
you got swag and followers.
455
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:48,197
Wow, great. You know what I got?
456
00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:51,300
- Nothing, really?
- You do not know karate.
457
00:17:51,302 --> 00:17:54,469
- I don't know karate.
- You do not know karate.
458
00:17:54,471 --> 00:17:56,271
I never claimed to know karate ever.
459
00:17:56,273 --> 00:17:57,424
Yeah, I don't think you know karate.
460
00:17:57,449 --> 00:18:00,309
I'm not saying I do.
I'm saying you don't.
461
00:18:00,311 --> 00:18:02,411
Hey boys, come on, Let's
party this puppy off.
462
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,446
Or pretend. Let's make some cash.
463
00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:05,681
You know what?
464
00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:09,284
- [bleep] this, right?
- Yeah!
465
00:18:09,286 --> 00:18:12,421
'Cause I'm done, so
I will see you guys...
466
00:18:12,423 --> 00:18:15,290
- but I don't wanna be you guys.
- [both laughing]
467
00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:16,825
Laugh harder. Laugh harder.
468
00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:18,493
- That was...
- Oh!
469
00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:19,490
Catchphrase!
470
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:23,065
[soft rock music]
471
00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:25,467
Yeah, this right here,
I don't understand.
472
00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:27,336
Why am I not the guy
in the chair, right?
473
00:18:27,338 --> 00:18:29,853
Oh, no, Adam, that's not
how a bar mitzvah works.
474
00:18:29,878 --> 00:18:33,275
I thought I was DJing at a
sports bar called Bar Mitt Fuzz.
475
00:18:33,277 --> 00:18:34,910
It's a bar mitt and there's fuzz in it.
476
00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:36,945
- Bar Mitt Fuzz, baby doggy!
- Don't do that.
477
00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:39,114
- Please, stop baby-dogging.
- Hey.
478
00:18:39,116 --> 00:18:41,049
Wod it kill you to play another song?
479
00:18:41,051 --> 00:18:43,151
Why, you don't like this one?
480
00:18:43,153 --> 00:18:45,554
I think Asher Roth is tight butthole.
481
00:18:45,556 --> 00:18:47,222
But not 12 times in a row.
482
00:18:47,224 --> 00:18:48,205
This song's very tight butthole.
483
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,359
The more you listen to
it, the better it gets.
484
00:18:50,361 --> 00:18:52,338
- It soaks in ya, right?
- You know what?
485
00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:54,363
Sorry, sir. Let me talk to him.
486
00:18:54,365 --> 00:18:57,866
Oh, you're gonna talk to me?
Goons, laugh. Laugh harder.
487
00:18:57,868 --> 00:18:59,001
- [laughing]
- Stop.
488
00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:00,502
Don't laugh quite that hard.
489
00:19:00,504 --> 00:19:02,237
Oh, man, you're gonna talk to me?
490
00:19:02,239 --> 00:19:05,274
Well, Isaac, I do the talking. Josh!
491
00:19:05,276 --> 00:19:08,510
Hey, bud. I understand that
you're branding yourself
492
00:19:08,512 --> 00:19:11,813
as a real man now.
Well, guess what, bud?
493
00:19:11,815 --> 00:19:14,182
No matter how much you brand,
no matter how much you work,
494
00:19:14,184 --> 00:19:16,818
your friends will backstab you.
495
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:20,055
Stab you in the back
with a friendship knife!
496
00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:23,759
Because they are
jealous of your success.
497
00:19:23,761 --> 00:19:28,397
And they'll betray you
and steal the stunt.
498
00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:30,499
I'm sorry that I'm screaming.
499
00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:33,335
Mayim Bialik, everyone. Enjoy.
500
00:19:33,337 --> 00:19:36,004
- Uh, that's an actress.
- She played Blossom,
501
00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:37,673
and she was on "Big Bang Theory."
502
00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:39,107
- She's Sheldon's girlfriend.
- You know what?
503
00:19:39,109 --> 00:19:41,543
You're a good guy and I like you
504
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:43,071
and I still plan on being a pallbearer
505
00:19:43,096 --> 00:19:45,714
at your sister's funeral,
but we're done professionally.
506
00:19:45,716 --> 00:19:47,849
- [laughs]
- Done professionally, my baby...
507
00:19:47,851 --> 00:19:49,885
Stop it, Goons! You are fired.
508
00:19:49,887 --> 00:19:51,553
And you are fired. Wait, is this real?
509
00:19:51,555 --> 00:19:53,221
And you are immediately rehired, Goons,
510
00:19:53,223 --> 00:19:54,856
because I need a ride home.
511
00:19:54,858 --> 00:20:00,467
512
00:20:00,468 --> 00:20:01,207
Hey.. Ah.
513
00:20:01,231 --> 00:20:03,298
Tight butthole, man? Tight butthole job.
514
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,100
Hey, I was just wondering,
maybe you'd be more comfortable
515
00:20:05,102 --> 00:20:06,702
wearing something on your head?
516
00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:09,271
Oh, you want me to cover my head? Why?
517
00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:11,093
Something bothering you about it?
518
00:20:11,118 --> 00:20:12,708
Look it's not me, okay? I love it.
519
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:13,611
You know, it's just the people probably
520
00:20:13,636 --> 00:20:16,244
came here to, you know,
see the hair and the cars.
521
00:20:16,246 --> 00:20:18,547
Here, why don't you put on this?
522
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,085
Look, Diaz,
523
00:20:23,087 --> 00:20:24,486
why don't you take a walk, all right,
524
00:20:24,488 --> 00:20:26,188
before I lose my cool.
525
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:29,558
Put on the hat. I'm not
gonna [bleep] pay you.
526
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,126
Yeah, okay, I'll wear that hat.
527
00:20:31,128 --> 00:20:33,862
- Big fan.
- Absolutely. Tight butthole.
528
00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:37,299
- It gets sleazy.
- [laughs]
529
00:20:37,301 --> 00:20:39,735
And, uh...
530
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:41,303
tight butthole.
531
00:20:41,305 --> 00:20:45,674
Hup! Hup! Whoa, way to finish, Corey.
532
00:20:45,676 --> 00:20:47,642
Nicely done.
533
00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:50,278
God, it feels good to
be back on the deck,
534
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,646
away from all the BS... those clowns...
535
00:20:51,648 --> 00:20:53,215
- Hey.
- Yeah?
536
00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:54,850
Sorry to be such a loose butthole,
537
00:20:54,852 --> 00:20:56,451
but can you get back to
the announcer's booth?
538
00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:57,953
The next heat is about to start.
539
00:20:57,955 --> 00:20:59,721
Right, yeah, sorry.
540
00:21:01,725 --> 00:21:03,625
Good job, Corey.
541
00:21:03,627 --> 00:21:05,227
[Asher Roth's "I Love
College" plays over speakers]
542
00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:06,200
All right, and next,
543
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:08,997
we've got the boys,
11-12, 100 butterfly.
544
00:21:08,999 --> 00:21:12,267
National record held by
the Chas Morton, of course.
545
00:21:12,269 --> 00:21:16,471
In lane eight, Pat Heffernan.
546
00:21:16,473 --> 00:21:18,807
But my good friends
is all I need
547
00:21:18,809 --> 00:21:20,709
Lane eight. Ha-ha.
548
00:21:20,711 --> 00:21:23,311
You guys ever feel like sometimes
549
00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:25,013
you're in the lane eight of life?
550
00:21:25,015 --> 00:21:26,153
Probably we all do.
551
00:21:26,178 --> 00:21:28,388
Treading water, trying
to keep your head above
552
00:21:28,462 --> 00:21:30,796
when we should really probably just sink
553
00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:33,165
to the bottom of the pool,
open our mouths, and...
554
00:21:33,977 --> 00:21:36,792
let the water end it all.
555
00:21:39,496 --> 00:21:40,629
Nope, okay.
556
00:21:40,631 --> 00:21:43,632
In lane seven,
557
00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:45,267
Brian Newman.
558
00:21:46,804 --> 00:21:50,072
[laughs] Look who it is!
559
00:21:50,074 --> 00:21:53,275
Blakey the loser came
crawling back to TAC.
560
00:21:53,277 --> 00:21:58,447
[scoffs] Well you're here,
so "loser" you too, bitch.
561
00:21:58,449 --> 00:21:59,800
Well, you're... Oh, you know what?
562
00:21:59,825 --> 00:22:02,717
You're a son of one. Yeah,
that's right, I said it.
563
00:22:02,719 --> 00:22:04,775
- Son of a bitch,
- That means...
564
00:22:04,836 --> 00:22:05,832
That means your mom is!
565
00:22:05,856 --> 00:22:07,556
No... oh, don't bring my mother...
566
00:22:07,558 --> 00:22:09,424
Yeah, yeah, your mom!
567
00:22:09,426 --> 00:22:11,893
- You know not to bring mama...
- Ohh, I bring your mama!
568
00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:14,229
- I bring your mama!
- [belches]
569
00:22:14,231 --> 00:22:17,065
Stop! Fighting!
570
00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:18,266
Because you bother suck at it.
571
00:22:18,268 --> 00:22:20,669
Ha-ha-ha-ha,
you're both losers!
572
00:22:20,671 --> 00:22:22,204
- I hate you.
- I hate you!
573
00:22:22,206 --> 00:22:23,442
- I hate you!
- I hate you!
574
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,050
I hate you!
575
00:22:24,074 --> 00:22:27,175
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's all this shouting?
576
00:22:27,177 --> 00:22:29,478
- I thought you were friends!
- We are.
577
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,847
Friends don't talk
like this to each other.
578
00:22:31,849 --> 00:22:34,549
So I don't want to hear
any more of this nonsense
579
00:22:34,551 --> 00:22:37,185
because I know you're better than that!
580
00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:40,355
And guys, don't take
what you have for granted.
581
00:22:40,357 --> 00:22:42,858
Because you don't know what
you've got til it's gone.
582
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:44,461
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
583
00:22:44,487 --> 00:22:45,814
I mean..
584
00:22:46,263 --> 00:22:50,031
- Yeah.
- Joni Mitchell never lied.
585
00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:52,300
- And Waymond never shuts up!
- I was like,
586
00:22:52,302 --> 00:22:54,069
is he gonna stop talking any time soon?
587
00:22:54,071 --> 00:22:55,537
- Rambling.
- Get the [bleep] out of here.
588
00:22:55,539 --> 00:22:58,440
- Yeah, [bleep] you too.
- I like him, honestly.
589
00:22:58,442 --> 00:23:00,041
I mean, freakin' motormouth,
but he had a point.
590
00:23:00,043 --> 00:23:01,209
He did.
591
00:23:01,211 --> 00:23:04,379
You know, guys, I think it's...
592
00:23:04,381 --> 00:23:07,160
I think it's time we quit the show.
593
00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:11,319
[rap music over radio]
Ohho-ho-ho. Okay.
594
00:23:11,321 --> 00:23:12,888
[music stops]
595
00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:15,290
'Sup, slap dicks? Beef squashed?
596
00:23:15,292 --> 00:23:17,959
Water under the B-ridge? Great.
597
00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:20,028
'Cause tonight's gonna be insane.
598
00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:22,130
- Back at the stage...
- We're not gonna do it, Kurt.
599
00:23:22,132 --> 00:23:24,199
We're done. Sowwy.
600
00:23:24,201 --> 00:23:25,477
We're not doing it for the money.
601
00:23:25,502 --> 00:23:26,758
And we're not doing it for the Bango.
602
00:23:26,783 --> 00:23:29,037
- Although, we like the Bango.
- Yeah, we've been Bango'd.
603
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:30,639
- You have to be joking.
- No.
604
00:23:30,641 --> 00:23:33,575
You're gonna give up the
ultimate gig of party gawds
605
00:23:33,577 --> 00:23:36,278
for what, weekend warrior wannabes?
606
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,079
- Come on.
- We just wanna...
607
00:23:38,081 --> 00:23:40,982
step things back a little bit,
just go back to when we were...
608
00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:45,053
- friends only.
- I respect that.
609
00:23:45,055 --> 00:23:47,455
We had a great ride. Blake.
610
00:23:47,457 --> 00:23:49,457
Take this Bango slacker wig. Trust me.
611
00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:52,494
Oh, okay. You want
me to wear this thing.
612
00:23:52,496 --> 00:23:55,030
- Smart.
- This symbol of consumerism
613
00:23:55,032 --> 00:23:56,369
- and neo-conformity.
- Hey
614
00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:58,667
- I don't think so, all right?
- Blake, no offense,
615
00:23:58,669 --> 00:23:59,939
but you gotta put that thing on.
616
00:23:59,964 --> 00:24:01,135
You guys don't like this look?
617
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,971
You know, you're not
that good-looking with it,
618
00:24:02,973 --> 00:24:05,217
- but without it, very foul.
- Yeah.
619
00:24:05,242 --> 00:24:10,191
620
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,875
621
00:24:13,926 --> 00:24:15,386
- Oh, yeah.
- That was good. Keep that one.
622
00:24:15,411 --> 00:24:17,011
- That's a keeper.
- Keeper.
623
00:24:17,097 --> 00:24:18,663
You ever heard of "puff,
puff, pass," mother[bleep]?
624
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:20,498
Get in on that. That's real weed.
625
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,233
- That's real weed.
- Of course it's real weed.
626
00:24:22,235 --> 00:24:24,035
- That's real weed.
- Of course it's real.
627
00:24:24,037 --> 00:24:27,005
You know, I'm sorry about
being such an egomaniac.
628
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,974
You know, I feel like I
really learned something
629
00:24:29,976 --> 00:24:31,676
- by having the show.
- Yes, yes, thank you.
630
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:33,378
- Well, it's a webseries.
- The webseries.
631
00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:35,146
It's like I just need to
be, like, a team player,
632
00:24:35,148 --> 00:24:36,815
and like, I'm one of the guys.
633
00:24:36,817 --> 00:24:38,583
- Yeah, totally.
- Forever.
634
00:24:38,585 --> 00:24:39,851
- Yeah.
- Forever, I love you dogs.
635
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,686
- Yeah.
- Dude, I love you guys.
636
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:43,922
I love you guys... real talk,
I'm telling you right now.
637
00:24:43,924 --> 00:24:45,790
I think the most important
thing is that we just
638
00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:47,125
- stay true to each other.
- Right.
639
00:24:47,127 --> 00:24:49,346
- Yep. Yep.
- It's like maybe
640
00:24:49,424 --> 00:24:51,629
- I take the wig off, you know?
- Okay, yeah.
641
00:24:51,631 --> 00:24:53,531
- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, real talk,
642
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,300
remember how I almost killed myself?
643
00:24:55,302 --> 00:24:58,002
If you take that wig off,
I will, I swear to God.
644
00:24:58,004 --> 00:25:00,205
Yeah, if I learned anything
from having the show...
645
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,723
- Excuse me, webseries...
- Webseries.
646
00:25:01,748 --> 00:25:02,877
It's that you're the hair guy.
647
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,143
You know, you are the hair.
Yeah, I have a small head
648
00:25:05,145 --> 00:25:07,846
- and a large jaw.
- Yeah, yeah, and I'm tall.
649
00:25:07,848 --> 00:25:10,014
- You're tall?
- Hair, height, humor.
650
00:25:10,016 --> 00:25:11,816
- Thank you, thank you so much.
- That is nice.
651
00:25:11,818 --> 00:25:13,518
- Yeah, that's the show.
- Mm-hmm.
652
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,101
- We should have a TV show or something.
- Ah.
653
00:25:16,126 --> 00:25:17,126
Nice.
654
00:25:17,195 --> 00:25:20,995
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