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Although, I do have
this neanderthal jaw here,
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so I'm gonna go with I'm a six.
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Well, you're too skinny.
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I think you could be a seven
if you weren't so skinny.
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'Cause, like,
girls love a little squish.
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- Reminds 'em of their dads.
- Yeah.
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You know? And all girls
wanna bang their dads.
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But they can't
because of laws and stuff.
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I'm an 11,
'cause I got a six up here,
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and a five-inch pork sword, so...
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Oh...
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Oh! Hey, hey!
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Get outta the way!
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Let's go, Babak.
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We're trying
to get some doughnuts, man!
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Ooh, they feisty today.
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Hey, get this hoopty off my court.
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Are you telling me
you condone of this? And that?
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Yeah, well,
corporate's been bugging me
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to start a "health initiative."
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So instead of running some stupid 5k,
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which would kill half of these slobs,
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we're having a 3-on-3 tournament.
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Oh, very cool.
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I did not know you balled, Alice.
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Yeah, well, it's in my blood.
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My dad worked for
the Chicago Bulls growing up.
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My gosh. That would be,
like, a dream gig.
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Did he party with B.J. Armstrong?
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Did he and B.J., like, get BJs
together in the locker room?
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- That'd be cool, right?
- Yeah.
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Are you asking me
if my dad got a [Bleep]job
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next to an NBA player in a bathroom
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and then told me about it?
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- Oh, it's inappropriate?
- Yeah, a little bit.
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Oh, sorry, there's different
social standards
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- in different situations.
- Yeah.
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Ew.
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Anyway, I did get corporate
to put up a cool-ass prize.
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Oh! Oh! Is that a dodge dart?
Oh!
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- I freakin' love dodge darts.
- Great safety ratings.
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That is my favorite car,
and I'm asking for that
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for, like, the next six
Christmases from my parents.
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No. No, no, no,
you don't win the car.
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No, that's the company car.
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But you do get to drive it
for a two-day one-night stay
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at one of
the T.A.C. timeshares in Reno!
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So we do get to drive the dodge dart.
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Yeah.
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So we do get to be in the dodge dart.
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- To the big dirty, baby.
- To Reno, to Reno.
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I think Reno is the new Vegas.
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Instead of, like, being the rat pack,
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we could be, like,
the frat pack, dude.
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- I call Seth Rogen.
- I'll be any Wilson brother.
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Anyway, you're playing
Waymond, Bill, and Babak
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after lunch.
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Oh. Couple of losers!
Where they at?
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'Cause Waymond, you're going down!
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Watch this.
Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
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Don't have sex with the dodge dart.
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- I'm gonna dunk off the Volvo!
- Hey, dude...
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Watch the sunroof.
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Oh!
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Dude!
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And one...
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Of my nuts just ruptured.
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What an idiot.
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It's out of the pouch.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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2-3, 2-3.
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Ow!
Don't push me like that!
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Oh, was that a foul?
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Then call it a foul.
I can handle a foul.
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I can't handle your bitching.
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I hate sports with you, Adam.
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Oh! Open. And...
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Hey, Adam.
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Oh, wide open. Ooh!
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Amazing.
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And...
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Game.
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Hand in the cookie jar.
Hand in the cookie jar, baby.
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Guys, I can't see.
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'Cause my guy shot the lights
outta the building.
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Whoo!
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I'm turning the lights back on.
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- Help us!
- Watch this.
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I think it's safe to say
Reno is in the bag.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Let's see what's
going down over here.
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Champions coming through!
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You got some business?
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- Oh!
- Whoo!
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Taste the rainbow, bitches!
Unh!
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What?
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Uh, Al-dog, who the hell's that?
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Oh, that's Lynette from accounting.
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Yeah, she almost
made the '96 Olympics.
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Until Cheryl Miller posterized
her in the exhibition game.
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Yeah, she ended up on a Wheaties box.
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Ugh, it was brutal.
Muff all in her face.
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Alice is a huge fan
of female basketball.
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Do you think... you think maybe
we could get an autograph?
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Are you [Bleep] serious?
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- Okay, uh-oh.
- Oh.
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Okay, Lynette, chill.
Chill, Lynette.
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Whoa. Okay.
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My lady runs hot.
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It's a damn shame she's so cute,
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'cause we're gonna
have to take her out.
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Right, a...
Where's Adam?
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Oh, he's taking a victory crap.
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A victory lap.
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No, no, no.
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Think we need to practice
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if we're gonna beat
Lynette and her squad.
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We need to figure out some
kind of, like, triangle offense.
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Or, even, hear me out.
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A circular kind of offense,
or a rectangular one?
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I'm not practicing. Okay?
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I've got people coming over
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for a World Of Warcraft
murder mystery party,
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and it's my turn to host.
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I need to impress these people
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or I won't be in the guild anymore.
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How 'bout you quit talking
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about that World Of Warcraft
nerd stuff, 'cause we are jocks.
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We are jocks who play sports
and go to Reno and gamble.
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And, like, maybe
have sex with hookers.
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I want to have sex
with a hooker so bad.
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I won't pay, but if I meet one
and, like, we hit it off,
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I'll totally do it.
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I will agree with Blake
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in the fact that
we don't need to practice.
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- What?
- See? Thank you.
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Ooh, right on time.
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Lynette is the biggest and strongest
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- player on the court, right?
- Yes.
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She's a big girl.
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So all we gotta do...
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Is get even stronger.
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Karl.
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You're supposed to be right there,
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you're supposed to catch the pass.
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Oh, shoot, I'm sorry, man.
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That was the whole point
of you do... doing it.
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I-I forgot.
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There's hella millipedes
under that bush.
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- It's cool-looking.
- It is cool-looking.
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That's awesome.
What the hell's going on?
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- Uh, we got, uh, steroids.
- Here you go.
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The Mexican kind,
so you know they're good.
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Here's the juice,
and here is the juice shooters.
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The juice shooters.
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Be careful.
Those are not clean.
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I'm okay on that.
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Hey, Blake, is it cool
if I free-ball it
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underneath my farm shaman outfit
later on for the wow thing?
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I got a little bit
of a cheese dick situation.
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Actually, in the wow realm,
there is no underwear.
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- Wonderful.
- I'm already started.
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Thank you.
Thank you for coming, Karl.
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And I don't appreciate
you filling Blake's head
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with all this nerd knowledge,
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when he should be filling
his head with steroids.
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Jesus.
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- And Ders.
- What?
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We need to do the steroids
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in order to win and be the strongest.
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I don't know how I could explain that
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in a cooler and more doper fashion.
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As team captain, I'll step up
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and admit when
we don't need to practice.
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I wasn't gonna anyways,
but thank you.
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Steroids are still insane.
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So if we're going to beat
that tough gal pal Lynette,
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we're gonna have to take her out.
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All right, so we're gonna
have to attack her weakness.
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Her temper.
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Oh, I thought you were
gonna say her titties.
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Oh, no.
Her titties are not a weakness.
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You've got a crush on her.
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Yeah, I got a little thing for her.
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I hope you don't get mad at me
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when I freakin' smash her skull in
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'cause I'm too high
off Mexican steroids.
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I'm gonna go in there,
I'm gonna piss off Lynette.
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I'm gonna push her buttons,
you know?
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- Farted on her.
- Are you listening?
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Sorry. I farted on her.
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Anyway, so I'm gonna
go in there, you know,
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rock it with Lynette,
and I'm gonna piss her off,
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so she's gonna
want to punch me, right?
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Right.
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Boom. Tez's iPad.
She's gonna break her hand.
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So they're done.
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Nice, man.
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But I mean, are you sure
that's gonna hurt her hand?
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This thing is made
of a helicopter's windshield.
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Reno, Reno.
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- Hey.
- Oh, look at this punk bitch.
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What's up, team wackness?
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- How you doing?
- Had a question.
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What is it like being so much worse
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at basketball than Cheryl Miller?
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- Hey, shut your mouth.
- Tez.
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I know what you're trying to do.
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- Tez.
- Isn't it frustrating
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that if you were just
a little bit better,
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maybe it'd be you hanging out
with Reggie Miller
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- and not Cheryl?
- They're brother and sister.
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- Brother and sister?
- Maybe. You know?
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But all I could do
is go home to my kids
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and thank God
that they're healthy, you know?
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'Cause they wasn't always
healthy, you know?
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You remember? Little Darnell?
Almost lost his leg.
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Okay. All right, well...
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I hope little Darnell dies.
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What? What the [Bleep]?
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What are you doing?
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What the hell?
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Oh, dude, seriously,
you are a dickhead!
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- Sorry.
- Oh, my God.
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Get some ice, gill.
Did you break it?
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- I mean, I know it's broken.
- How that feel?
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- Ah!
- Oh!
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- You're not a doctor, dude.
- I was in the boy scouts.
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Just 'cause you're light-skinned,
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that don't make you a doctor.
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Beneath the surface of Azeroth,
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the old gods plot the spread
of manifest evil.
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In the icy tundras
of the northern realm,
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a spirit of pure malice
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commands an army of orcs.
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Foul things.
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And yet in this lowly hovel,
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one of us has murder in our hearts.
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No! Ow! Ow!
Please don't kill me!
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Stop it! Ouch!
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Oh! Oh! Oh, whoa, whoa.
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Bumblebee tuna, Bumblebee tuna.
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What?
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Your balls are showing.
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- Oh.
- Yeah and butthole, everything.
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- Whole gooch.
- Sorry, bro.
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Sorry about that. Ah!
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Young Gazzbrook Goldcrank Isead!
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And one of us is the murderer,
but whom?
250
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Is it you? Ah, yes.
251
00:08:29,991 --> 00:08:32,137
You have the look of murder
in your eyes.
252
00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:36,933
Or is it the filthy blood elf
Saetharin Firewhisper?
253
00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:39,259
Okay, I'm sorry, Blake, can we
get nametags or something?
254
00:08:39,384 --> 00:08:41,494
'Cause you just called that guy
"Seafart Firetruck."
255
00:08:41,619 --> 00:08:43,231
I'm never gonna remember that.
256
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,821
{pub}Good morning, Dersy.
257
00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:53,107
Time to grow strong...
258
00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:57,036
My weak, little friend.
259
00:08:57,202 --> 00:08:58,797
Ow! What're you doing?
260
00:08:58,922 --> 00:09:00,948
I just injected you with steroids!
261
00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:02,500
Oh, my God, do you feel it?
262
00:09:02,666 --> 00:09:05,753
Do you feel it
coursing through your bod?
263
00:09:05,919 --> 00:09:06,963
Dude, let me outta here right now.
264
00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:08,590
Oh, nuh-uh.
265
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,725
No, you gotta think of someone
bigger than yourself.
266
00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:13,978
Spiritual awakening,
bigger than thy self.
267
00:09:14,103 --> 00:09:15,972
- Such is Reno, man.
- What?
268
00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:20,935
Feel the steroids
coursing through your body.
269
00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,772
- Making your veins pop...
- Get...
270
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,399
Like the veins within a man's penis.
271
00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:28,651
Okay, get off of me right now.
272
00:09:28,817 --> 00:09:29,911
Get off of me!
273
00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,479
Feel the power.
Feel the strength.
274
00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:35,650
Feel... the...
275
00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:40,655
Mexican.
276
00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,791
I feel it.
277
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:43,792
Really?
278
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,335
They work quick, huh?
279
00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:46,928
Frickin' hits you just like that.
280
00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,672
- I feel it!
- Yeah, boy!
281
00:09:49,838 --> 00:09:51,299
Well, the ice princess here is...
282
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,634
He's right here.
He's not even in his room.
283
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:53,885
What are you doing?
284
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,169
What's everyone
still doing here, man?
285
00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:56,304
We got a b-ball game!
286
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,097
I have to finish this game first.
287
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,557
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah, it's going on 14 hours.
288
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,975
Oh, my gosh, nonstop.
289
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,343
Hate to tell you
your World Of "Warcrap" game
290
00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:03,845
- is over!
- Okay.
291
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,864
The mystery's solved,
the murderers are here.
292
00:10:05,989 --> 00:10:07,732
Demamp, let's slit some throats!
293
00:10:08,023 --> 00:10:09,684
Yeah! Murder 'em!
Kill 'em all!
294
00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,369
Hell yeah!
295
00:10:11,494 --> 00:10:13,455
- Death!
- What are you doing?
296
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:17,742
Just... kickin' it right now
in the 'roid lounge, chillin'.
297
00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,044
About ready to inject myself,
get the blood pumping!
298
00:10:20,169 --> 00:10:21,663
You just did steroids.
299
00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,665
Right down my d-hole!
Dahhh!
300
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,032
Just kidding, that would hurt.
301
00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:26,868
I'm gonna go in my heart though.
302
00:10:28,585 --> 00:10:29,871
Okay, fine.
I'll get it started!
303
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,256
I'm getting it started!
Whoo!
304
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,590
- Wait.
- This is fun!
305
00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:33,808
Let's go.
You're dead.
306
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,176
- No, no.
- You're dead!
307
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,511
Murdered!
Let's go, dude!
308
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,513
- Get outta here!
- What is your problem, man?
309
00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,598
You gonna sit here
and eyeball me, man?
310
00:10:40,764 --> 00:10:42,976
- You think I'm afraid of you?
- I know you are, nut-muncher.
311
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:47,188
I am Balkaran Hellscream,
Warchief of the Horde, and...
312
00:10:47,354 --> 00:10:51,568
You are a mere human.
313
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,027
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
314
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,496
No, no, no, don't go!
Oh, no!
315
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:57,991
I want everybody off my land, now!
316
00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,618
You... are out of the guild,
Kashakazul.
317
00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:03,997
You're now banished
to be known simply
318
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,916
- as Blake Henderson.
- No, no, no...
319
00:11:07,082 --> 00:11:08,092
Hey, Jeremy?
320
00:11:08,217 --> 00:11:10,378
Can your stepmom give me a ride?
321
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,913
What the hell are you doing, man?
322
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,840
You know how long it took me
to get in that guild?
323
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,675
No, I don't know.
But you're welcome, okay?
324
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,085
Because the guild's fake,
this team is real,
325
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,188
- and we need you.
- Okay. You need me?
326
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,389
- Yes.
- Well, guess what.
327
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:22,849
- What?
- I quit!
328
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,425
If you quit this team...
329
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,444
I'm never gonna forgive you, Blake.
330
00:11:26,569 --> 00:11:28,196
I swear on my mother's only child,
331
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,356
which is who I am,
I'll never forgive you.
332
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,900
You know what, I'm gonna make
this a little more interesting.
333
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,117
Please do.
334
00:11:33,242 --> 00:11:34,527
I'm joining Tez's team.
335
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,237
- Yeah.
- You're what?
336
00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:37,939
Yeah, that's right.
And we're going to Reno.
337
00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,282
You hear that, Adam?
338
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:41,034
I'm having chest pains.
339
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,827
I gotta go to "ampm," all right?
340
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,496
- I need a Slurpee to cool off.
- Hey, hey!
341
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,290
- Ah, my chest hurts!
- It's A.M.-P.M.!
342
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,750
He's out of his mind.
343
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:49,918
I think he's literally lost his mind.
344
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,252
I can't even move my left arm.
345
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,554
- What? Are you serious?
- Ahh!
346
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,088
Think I'm having a heart attack.
347
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,640
You're shooting this stuff
right in your chest.
348
00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:57,008
- You're crazy.
- We need to do more steroids.
349
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,309
Inject me with more steroids
to offset it.
350
00:11:58,434 --> 00:12:00,144
You're done with steroids.
351
00:12:00,269 --> 00:12:01,629
It's like Pulp Fiction.
I need to inject more into me.
352
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,297
I'm not injecting more steroids.
353
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,066
I'm gonna take you to
a hospital or something, okay?
354
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,476
There's not enough time, man!
You gotta get to the game!
355
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:07,969
Forget about the game.
356
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,404
We don't even have
enough players for a team.
357
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,940
Well, then you get some players.
358
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,943
And you get a team together
and you dunk that ball so hard,
359
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,644
either using some mini trampoline
360
00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:17,979
or some moon shoes,
361
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,447
and shatter the backboard so hard
362
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,532
that it gets glass in someone's eye!
363
00:12:21,698 --> 00:12:22,992
I promise.
364
00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:24,285
We got Reno.
365
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,745
- It's a deal.
- All right, deal.
366
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,372
That was a close call.
367
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:30,758
Are you gonna call an ambulance?
368
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,159
Oh, are you still heart attacking?
369
00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:33,511
Yeah, I'm still having
a heart attack.
370
00:12:33,636 --> 00:12:34,829
- Is that still happening?
- Yeah.
371
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,388
- Okay, I am sorry.
- Yeah.
372
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,827
{pub}Thank you for joining me, Karl.
373
00:12:41,952 --> 00:12:43,412
Do not make me regret this.
374
00:12:43,537 --> 00:12:45,114
No, absolutely not.
Hey, how's Adam doing?
375
00:12:45,239 --> 00:12:46,307
Is he okay?
376
00:12:46,473 --> 00:12:47,975
Adam's not good, Karl.
377
00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:49,285
Adam almost died.
378
00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:50,586
He had a bunch
of your Mexican steroids,
379
00:12:50,711 --> 00:12:51,813
and then had himself a heart attack.
380
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,489
That eats horribly, man.
Too much sodium.
381
00:12:53,614 --> 00:12:54,790
He needs to lay off the sun chips.
382
00:12:54,915 --> 00:12:56,292
I said I'd win this game for him,
383
00:12:56,417 --> 00:12:57,826
and I don't know
if he's gonna pull through.
384
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,161
But...
What's up with your boy, man?
385
00:12:59,286 --> 00:13:00,429
He's not that big.
Is he good?
386
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,663
Oh, yeah, man.
He's great.
387
00:13:01,788 --> 00:13:03,432
- Please.
- Yeah, for real.
388
00:13:03,557 --> 00:13:05,034
Plus, he's the only guy
that we could afford.
389
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,453
- Where my 100 at, bro?
- Where his 100 at, bro?
390
00:13:07,619 --> 00:13:09,021
Where his 100...
391
00:13:10,598 --> 00:13:12,107
Lucky I just stopped at the ATM.
392
00:13:12,232 --> 00:13:13,584
- 100 bucks. There you go.
- Thank you.
393
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:14,944
Here's the deal.
394
00:13:15,069 --> 00:13:17,130
Anyone asks,
you are a night janitor here.
395
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,397
- Okay.
- You gotta wear that.
396
00:13:18,522 --> 00:13:19,815
It kinda smells, I'm sorry, but...
397
00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:21,784
Oh, man.
Make that 300.
398
00:13:21,909 --> 00:13:23,152
- 300, please.
- Oh, my God!
399
00:13:23,277 --> 00:13:24,370
Are you kidding me?
400
00:13:24,495 --> 00:13:25,704
It's for Reno.
There you go, man.
401
00:13:25,829 --> 00:13:27,189
This is only 200.
402
00:13:27,314 --> 00:13:28,524
Yeah, that's 200,
100's in your pocket.
403
00:13:28,649 --> 00:13:29,875
That's 300, okay?
Come on.
404
00:13:32,953 --> 00:13:34,530
Oh, baby!
405
00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:36,441
The Trilla squad has arrived,
406
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,151
and its captain is me!
407
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,586
And you might know me
as Basketball Lecter.
408
00:13:40,711 --> 00:13:43,948
Over here we got Karl the Malone,
409
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:47,543
and my main guy G-orge the G-anitor!
410
00:13:47,668 --> 00:13:48,953
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
411
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,288
That's a terrible-ass nickname.
412
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,914
- What do you wanna be called?
- Hot sauce.
413
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,098
Hot sauce.
He wants to be...
414
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,350
What do you want me to be, Parmesan?
415
00:13:54,475 --> 00:13:55,651
- Come on.
- I'll be Heinz 57.
416
00:13:55,776 --> 00:13:57,019
- Okay.
- That's stupid.
417
00:13:57,144 --> 00:13:59,422
No, no, no, no, no.
418
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,591
This tournament's for people
that work here only.
419
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,593
Yeah. Sorry, they're right.
Employees only.
420
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,845
This is the Night Janitor at T.A.C.,
421
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,780
and this is Karl the Plumber
from that one time.
422
00:14:07,905 --> 00:14:09,015
Hi.
423
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,616
I'm sorry, I just...
424
00:14:10,741 --> 00:14:12,034
Don't like to interact
425
00:14:12,159 --> 00:14:13,669
with two of your hardest-working
employees
426
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,671
that clean up after the slop
you leave behind
427
00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:17,231
in that sty you call an office?
428
00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:19,592
Is that what's happening?
Well, guess what.
429
00:14:19,717 --> 00:14:21,710
I'm gonna stand for it anymore, okay?
430
00:14:21,835 --> 00:14:24,179
Guys, go warm up, all right?
I'm on your team.
431
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:25,782
- I'm fighting for you!
- Nice to meet you, Karl.
432
00:14:26,006 --> 00:14:27,658
- Come on, hot sauce, let's go.
- It's G-orge.
433
00:14:27,824 --> 00:14:29,751
Good to see you guys again.
I'll talk to you after the game.
434
00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:30,995
Thank you for your service.
435
00:14:31,211 --> 00:14:33,331
Where's your little bitch Adam, huh?
436
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:36,417
Where's our best friend?
Mm, he's in a hospital, Blake.
437
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,628
Because he has a broken heart
that you broke.
438
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,145
That's not true.
439
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,564
You can't go to the hospital
for a broken heart.
440
00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:43,098
Adam had a heart attack, okay,
441
00:14:43,223 --> 00:14:44,450
and the doctor said it's your fault
442
00:14:44,575 --> 00:14:46,235
and not all the Mexican steroids.
443
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,154
So if it's cool with you,
I'm gonna warm up now, man!
444
00:14:49,429 --> 00:14:52,408
Bill, I need you to go
to the T.A.C. file room,
445
00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,293
check the current employees
to see if these dudes
446
00:14:54,418 --> 00:14:55,842
are real Telamericans.
447
00:14:59,856 --> 00:15:01,884
- Fast as hell!
- I don't know about that.
448
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:03,361
He should've been on the team.
449
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,863
Ahh! Ahh.
450
00:15:06,029 --> 00:15:08,366
Where am I?
Where am I?
451
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,309
I need to go to the game.
Ders needs me.
452
00:15:10,434 --> 00:15:11,677
I need more steroids.
453
00:15:11,802 --> 00:15:13,246
You need to inject me
with more steroids.
454
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,622
No, no, no,
you're not going anywhere.
455
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:15,915
Shut up.
Yuh-huh.
456
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,182
Your body has had quite a shock.
457
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,210
Right now you need to rest
and hydrate.
458
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,586
Freaking you need to hydrate.
459
00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:22,672
Now I need to go to Reno
460
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,407
and freaking have sex with chicks
461
00:15:25,532 --> 00:15:27,826
that have glitter
all over their boobs
462
00:15:27,951 --> 00:15:29,811
and... and, like...
463
00:15:29,936 --> 00:15:32,331
Play Blackjack and hopefully
win, like, a ton of cash.
464
00:15:32,456 --> 00:15:33,982
Like, come home with 60 bucks
465
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,201
and like glitter all over
my mouth and genitalia area.
466
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,786
What are you doing?
467
00:15:38,061 --> 00:15:39,772
Were you taking
any drugs when this happened?
468
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:42,591
- Just turn the game on, man.
- What game, sir?
469
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:45,862
The Telamerican office
basketball tournament game.
470
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,162
I'm not sure
they're broadcasting that game.
471
00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:48,614
I'm sure we can get you a magazine.
472
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:51,284
Hand me my phone,
and I'll call Jillian
473
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,018
and have her do a play-by-play.
474
00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:54,662
All right.
475
00:15:56,647 --> 00:15:59,250
Did you put dick pic in my phone?
476
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,460
- No.
- Oh, you're right, that's mine.
477
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:05,715
Hello.
478
00:16:05,972 --> 00:16:07,182
Hey, what's up?
It's Adam.
479
00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:08,784
I'm in the hospital.
480
00:16:08,909 --> 00:16:10,185
I need you to tell me
what's happening in the game.
481
00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:11,487
Well, thanks for asking.
482
00:16:11,612 --> 00:16:14,690
My game is totally hot right now.
483
00:16:14,815 --> 00:16:16,625
There's a cute babe behind me.
484
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,729
I'm gonna smile at him,
see how it goes.
485
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,029
- There it is!
- Oh!
486
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:24,133
My bad! My bad! My bad!
487
00:16:24,258 --> 00:16:26,085
"D" up, "D" up!
Come on, Tez! "D" up!
488
00:16:29,012 --> 00:16:30,156
You're blocking me out with your arm!
489
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,743
Whoo!
The g-anitor's cleaning up!
490
00:16:35,535 --> 00:16:36,645
Hey, focus up.
491
00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:37,879
Tell me what's happening in the game.
492
00:16:38,004 --> 00:16:39,381
Okay, yeah.
Anders has the ball.
493
00:16:39,506 --> 00:16:41,350
And he passed it to Adam.
494
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,002
- Oh.
- I'm Adam.
495
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,186
Not Adam.
You're Adam.
496
00:16:44,311 --> 00:16:45,904
That's so weird.
497
00:16:46,029 --> 00:16:47,573
You ever do that, where you're
telling someone a story
498
00:16:47,698 --> 00:16:50,176
about somebody else, and then
you call them by their own name?
499
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,694
Actually I did that earlier today.
500
00:16:51,819 --> 00:16:53,078
It was hilarious.
501
00:16:53,203 --> 00:16:54,413
Lay it up, blaaaaa... oh!
502
00:16:54,538 --> 00:16:56,081
Yep, that was way over.
My bad.
503
00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:57,916
- What?
- Dude, I'm sorry.
504
00:16:58,041 --> 00:16:59,702
Look, I'm sorry.
505
00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:01,737
I was just up all night trying
to solve an orc-on-orc homicide.
506
00:17:01,862 --> 00:17:04,840
And you know, now
my tied-for-first best friend
507
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:07,376
is in the hospital, and I'm just
a little rusty, all right?
508
00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:09,862
Just...
Just get off my back, man!
509
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,948
Did you know we had a warehouse?
510
00:17:13,114 --> 00:17:14,408
It's huge.
511
00:17:14,574 --> 00:17:15,534
And it's freezing.
512
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,247
You can see Alice's nipples
through her shirt.
513
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,558
- What?
- They're really weird.
514
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,092
Are they pink, or are they dark?
515
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,378
I bet they're dark.
516
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,529
Bet they're like
little Hershey's kisses.
517
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,966
I'll bet that's what
Alice's [Bleep] taste like.
518
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,150
Move!
Move, move, move, move, move!
519
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:32,718
Okay, yeah.
Go ahead, make it.
520
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,206
Damn, this boy fast!
521
00:17:39,182 --> 00:17:41,394
Stop! They're cheating.
522
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,312
He's not a T.A.C. employee.
523
00:17:43,478 --> 00:17:45,398
That guy's done some plumbing work,
524
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,942
but G-orge the G-anitor
is not on the list.
525
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,610
Ah, ha!
526
00:17:49,776 --> 00:17:52,822
I knew it.
Let me see. Yes.
527
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,623
Disqualified.
We win!
528
00:17:54,748 --> 00:17:56,075
- Gil...
- Mm.
529
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,368
We going to Reno!
530
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,644
- Blake, up top.
- No.
531
00:17:58,769 --> 00:17:59,961
You leaving me hanging, Blake.
Up top.
532
00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:02,097
This is what I think about your team.
533
00:18:02,222 --> 00:18:03,332
Oh, th...
534
00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:04,600
- Oh, you are.
- Right there, bud.
535
00:18:04,725 --> 00:18:06,085
- I'm joining Ders.
- Whoo!
536
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,569
- Dude.
- Yeah.
537
00:18:07,694 --> 00:18:09,688
And I'm dedicating this game
to Adam Demamp,
538
00:18:09,813 --> 00:18:12,241
my tied-for-second best friend.
539
00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:14,777
Yeah, 'cause my best friend
is actually my mother.
540
00:18:15,051 --> 00:18:16,862
Everybody's mother
should be their best friend.
541
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,581
Well, actually,
since he's here you're gone.
542
00:18:19,706 --> 00:18:21,851
- But thanks, man.
- Oh, I ain't tripping, man.
543
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,285
- I got my 300.
- Yeah, see ya, bro.
544
00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:26,397
- Keep it real.
- Still got my number, right?
545
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:27,690
Al-dog.
546
00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:29,675
Honestly, none of that game
should've counted anyway.
547
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,093
Mm-hmm.
548
00:18:31,218 --> 00:18:32,544
And I have to get going, 'cause I...
549
00:18:32,669 --> 00:18:33,988
Have to get to night school.
550
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,297
Lynette!
551
00:18:35,422 --> 00:18:36,782
We need you, girl, one arm or not.
552
00:18:36,948 --> 00:18:38,333
- Are you ready for this?
- Let's get it then!
553
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,745
All right, fine.
We'll do one more point.
554
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,387
Sudden death, jump ball.
555
00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:43,956
If I win this,
can we go on a date together?
556
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,340
Hell, no.
557
00:18:45,465 --> 00:18:47,376
Well, then prepare
to be Shirley Millered.
558
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,378
It's Cheryl, dumbass.
559
00:18:49,544 --> 00:18:51,589
Well, then that... then.
560
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,308
{pub}Gil!
In yo' face!
561
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,492
- Dammit!
- Up, up, up, up, up!
562
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:09,080
- Blake has it!
- No, no, hey!
563
00:19:09,205 --> 00:19:10,316
Do not take the shot.
564
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,109
Ders is giving him
last-minute advice.
565
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:15,321
Dunk it.
Shatter the backboard for Adam.
566
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,379
He's going for it!
567
00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:26,598
Oh, he missed it!
568
00:19:26,723 --> 00:19:29,919
This is for Demamp!
569
00:19:33,697 --> 00:19:34,906
Yeah!
570
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,300
Oh, my God!
He won!
571
00:19:40,453 --> 00:19:42,515
Oh!
572
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,934
There's glass everywhere!
573
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,451
Tell the guys I'm crying.
574
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,587
Tell the guys I'm crying
right now, how happy I am.
575
00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:49,980
- We did it.
- Yeah.
576
00:19:50,146 --> 00:19:51,440
We're going to Reno!
577
00:19:51,715 --> 00:19:53,375
Take it back.
Don't tell 'em I'm crying.
578
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:57,238
This is the best moment
of all of our lives!
579
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,448
Guys, nice to see you again.
580
00:19:59,614 --> 00:20:00,599
- Hey, uh...
- Hey.
581
00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:02,667
You're probably...
582
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,552
Uh, we're going to a world
of Warcraft thing after this.
583
00:20:04,677 --> 00:20:06,104
- Right.
- Please, no need to explain.
584
00:20:06,229 --> 00:20:07,772
I, myself,
am a high-ranking blood elf.
585
00:20:07,897 --> 00:20:09,107
- Sick.
- No kidding.
586
00:20:09,232 --> 00:20:10,809
- All right, well...
- Well, it turns out
587
00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:12,560
the steroids your friend here
thought he was taking
588
00:20:12,685 --> 00:20:14,729
was actually a combination
of rockstar energy drink,
589
00:20:14,854 --> 00:20:16,514
ground-up shock tarts...
590
00:20:16,639 --> 00:20:18,283
But mostly PCP.
591
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,201
Wha... wait, so he didn't
have a heart attack,
592
00:20:20,326 --> 00:20:21,637
he just took PCP.
593
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,822
Well, he had a heart attack
and O.D.'ed on PCP.
594
00:20:23,947 --> 00:20:26,142
Also, he's got shockingly high
sodium levels.
595
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,043
Dammit, Karl's right.
596
00:20:28,168 --> 00:20:29,360
So he's gonna need
at least 72 more hours
597
00:20:29,485 --> 00:20:31,670
here in the hospital,
and just... rest.
598
00:20:31,938 --> 00:20:34,365
72 hours of rest
is what he's gonna get, then.
599
00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,167
At least.
Absolutely.
600
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,535
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
601
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,280
Hit the snooze button on life.
602
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:42,057
Reno Las Vegas
603
00:20:42,182 --> 00:20:43,382
Yeehaw!
604
00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:46,044
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605
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,248
Reno
606
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:54,503
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607
00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:58,507
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