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Dude, these EDM fests
are insane, man.
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Look at this, dude.
We gotta go.
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I say we give up
our rock star lifestyles
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and go straight electronic,
dude.
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Uh, I don't know
if I can sign off on that.
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I got a bunch
of unplugged albums
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that I'm still
spinning heavily.
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The Alanis ones?
Unreal.
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Wow. God, though,
look at these neon titties.
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They're blinding.
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That's, like, exactly
how I'd like to go blind.
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If I were to.
Yes.
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And I-I want you to go blind,
trust me...
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- Yes.
- But, dude, 160 bucks a ticket?
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- That's a crime.
- Um, excuse me.
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Is something wrong
with y'all modem?
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Sound like an android
freak Nik over here.
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Just because
you don't like something,
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doesn't mean that it's bad.
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And also, [Bleep] You.
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Everything that you like sucks.
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Listen, Colleen's
having another baby.
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You understand?
She driving me crazy right now.
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I gotta get out this house.
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What y'all doing this weekend?
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Oh, not... not doing
anything with you,
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I wouldn't think.
No.
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Probably just sitting at home
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wishing we were at this
electronic music festival.
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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That sounds
like a good-ass time.
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Count me in.
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Can I roll with y'all?
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In what world
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would we hang out with you
on the weekends?
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- Not earth.
- Uh-uh.
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Listen.
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Y'all don't understand
what's going on.
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She is farting all the time,
she's making me babyproof stuff.
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I gotta get out this house!
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I'll do anything
to get out this house!
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I'll suck y'all [Bleep]
to get out this house.
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- Whoa.
- Okay, all right.
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You don't need
to suck our [Bleep]
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- To go with us.
- No, no, no.
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It's because, you know,
that's a thing from the '90s.
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You just say, you know,
"I'm gonna suck your ,"
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but you don't really mean that.
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It seems like you said it
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like you really wanted to.
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Y'all "misconstruding"
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everything I'm saying
right now.
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I'ma get the tickets
and whatever y'all need.
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Just let me go with y'all.
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- Yes. Fine.
- Yeah, yeah.
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That would actually be cool.
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Just don't suck
our [Bleep], please.
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Yes! Wait, actually, one thing.
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Bill and Waymond
are going car shopping.
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They're trying
to get matching Nissans
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and they need
my negotiating skills
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at the dealership, you know?
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Cool story.
Go buy those tickets.
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And keep our [Bleep]
out your mouth.
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- Yeah.
- I'll get the tickets.
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Y'all cut them loose.
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That's the deal.
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- Okay.
- Okay. All right.
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You're welcome.
Negotiating skills.
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- We're going.
- We're going.
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- We're going!
- You're going!
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- We're going.
- And you're going.
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- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Oh, oh.
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Teach me how to do that.
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- Oh.
- It's just an energy ball.
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- What is it?
- It's an energy ball.
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I'm fresh.
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You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta...
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you gotta be fresh.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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Are you sure we can't
come with to the ddt thing?
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Yeah, I am sure about that
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because you don't even
know the name of it.
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Because it's...
you're an old dude.
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- "Ddt"?
- He said "ddt."
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- I'd love to go to a ddt thing.
- Oh yeah.
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- Like, a festival.
- It's a wrestling move.
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- Yeah, it's a wrestling move.
- Summerslam's coming up.
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So you're...
you're okay with it?
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- We're straight.
- All right.
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Just Tez being Tez, you know?
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We're just kinda,
like, telling you,
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but whatever.
Sandwich time.
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- Cool.
- I'm gonna get a string cheese.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Are you sure you're okay?
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- I said I'm fine!
- Okay.
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I see, uh,
ooh, mootown snackers.
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- Nice. Mmm.
- They still make those,
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I guess.
Ooh.
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Oh! Did you hear
that drop, dude?
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Mm!
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I'm calling it
"the Ders effect."
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- Whoa. Cool.
- Yeah.
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- You're a DJ.
- Spinning.
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And guess what my DJ name is.
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DJ Ango.
What?
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Very cool.
Cool, yeah.
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- Right?
- I don't... I don't get it,
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but I'm pumped
that you're pumped.
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I'm pumped about that.
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DJ Ango.
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Django.
Jamie Foxx.
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I still don't understand,
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but, honestly,
let's get real for a second.
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What are we thinking?
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That's pretty sicky gnar.
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- Yeah.
- Right?
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- Hair.
- Yeah, well, it's...
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it does... and you know...
yes, it is hairy,
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but I'm harvesting energy,
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and I'm storing it
here in my core.
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- Oh, okay. Yeah.
- Yeah, 'cause I have, like,
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a dance body, right?
Yeah.
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But I need to maintain the core
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so I don't hurt myself
out there on the raver floor
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because it gets
pretty wild, man.
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- Yeah.
- It gets wild,
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'cause all this energy's
tossing around.
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You're gonna throw it over here
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and you gotta catch it.
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And you swallow it
like a little seed,
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and now it's in your belly.
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Now it's in your belly,
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and then you just...
uhhh!
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And you blast
with all the energy,
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like a little flower.
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Hopefully, girls will sniff
that energy flower, you know?
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They'll... they will.
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- Ooh hoo!
- Someone at the...
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yeah!
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All right, man.
I think that's Karl.
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He's bringing us
some party supplies
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for the festiv-lay.
Yes!
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- Way cool.
- Whoo!
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Energy.
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- What is that?
- It's an energy thing.
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- Oh, that's more energy.
- Yes, energy.
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It's a total energy thing, man.
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Cool.
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What's up, Duke?
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- Ew, you smell.
- Thank you.
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Hey, man, where's
your ex-girlfriend?
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Molly?
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At? No.
I don't know a Molly.
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I think he's talking
about Molly, the drug.
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It's like ecstasy,
but... but it's, like,
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different somehow,
no one knows.
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No, I think I know Blake
a little bit better
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than you, Adam,
and I think he's talking
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about a chick named Molly,
right?
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Oh, no, I'm talking
about the drug.
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I want drugs.
Give 'em to me.
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That's what
you're here for, bud.
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Yeah, of course
I have that Molly.
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Right here, man.
All right. Gimme, gimme.
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So you're going to a rave, huh?
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You cannot join us, though.
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All right, look, if you
want the Molly, okay,
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then you need to chant
the Raver's prayer with me.
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Okay, ready?
And here we go.
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We are one massive
tribal village...
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say it with me.
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That transcends manmade law...
Dude, come on.
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Can I just, um...
can I just get the stuff?
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I'll give you
this popsicle, man.
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Your... your dead eye has been
looking at it the whole time.
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Yeah, I feel... I feel
like that's a good deal.
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- Yeah, all right. Cool.
- There you go.
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Let me get that.
And there you go.
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Come on.
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!
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There you go, you dirty bitch.
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- Molly.
- Molly!
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Hit us with the Ders effect.
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- Wassup?
- Where y'all been?
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I called y'all 15 times.
Did you get my voicemails?
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And why do you
look like gay predator?
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Do voicemails still exist?
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You are old, dude.
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Ah, plus I'd never
give you my real number
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because I hate you as a person.
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Where are the tickets?
Yeah.
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Man, Colleen got me sticking
around this baby shower, okay?
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I told her this is girl stuff,
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but she almost came out
the bag on me.
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Okay, well, how far along
are we in this baby process?
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Can we maybe...
Can we abort the baby?
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Let's just... we'll bring
you back a glow stick, okay?
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We'll see you around.
You know what?
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Quite frankly, this might
work out better for us.
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Get the tickets,
keep it to the three amigos.
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- Yep.
- Oh, I like that.
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Energy.
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The tickets are under "Walker"
at will call.
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If I don't go,
none of us are getting in.
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That is why I think
we should keep it
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the four amigos, right?
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- Yeah.
- The four of us together.
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- Yeah, get in.
- Get in here.
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This is an energy thing
we're doing...
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no, y'all don't get it, man.
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Colleen going crazy
over this child.
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She already redecorated
the nursery,
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got some expensive-ass doula
to deliver the baby,
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and to top it all off,
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she wants
to do something called
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"orgasmic water birth."
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- Well, what... what...
- I'm sorry?
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- Okay, come again?
- Ew.
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It's when she busts a nut
when the baby flop out.
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Oh!
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It could be hot, could be not.
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It's too much, man.
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Ugh, that sounds disgusting.
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Not the orgasming part...
that sounds cool...
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but, like, the baby part
because they ruin "verginas."
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"Verginas."
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Wait, who makes her bust,
you or the baby?
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I don't know.
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God damn it, man!
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I'm just about to drink
this whole jug
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of Molly water
and strawberry soda.
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At least I'd die in ecstasy.
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- You should do it.
- You should do it.
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- Dude, this sucks!
- Should I?
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I had my massive Ders effect
drops, right?
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- And now DJ Ango is chained.
- He's chained.
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He's never getting out.
Yeah, the DJ is fully chained.
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And I was gonna
have a natural dance body
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that was gonna be showin' off.
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I was planting seeds,
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I was gonna exude energy,
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and, you know,
have my flower bloom.
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But a stupid baby ruined it!
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Stupid baby.
I hate babies.
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It's not fair!
I know, I know, I know.
247
00:07:32,561 --> 00:07:34,362
You know, all we need is, like,
248
00:07:34,396 --> 00:07:36,898
a big distraction
so that we can sneak Tez out
249
00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:37,916
and go to the festival.
250
00:07:37,950 --> 00:07:39,334
That's all we need.
251
00:07:39,368 --> 00:07:41,069
- Everybody freeze!
- Whoo!
252
00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:42,370
This is the party police.
253
00:07:42,404 --> 00:07:44,005
I'm Adam, this is Ders
and Blake,
254
00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,841
and we are the party police!
255
00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:48,927
Wait, no,
we are the fiesta boys!
256
00:07:48,961 --> 00:07:50,295
Yes, we are not police.
257
00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:51,880
We are...
258
00:07:51,914 --> 00:07:53,014
The fiesta boys.
259
00:07:53,049 --> 00:07:55,183
But...
260
00:07:55,218 --> 00:07:58,419
I was hired by Tez
to police this party
261
00:07:58,438 --> 00:07:59,921
and "turnt" it up.
262
00:07:59,939 --> 00:08:01,056
I'm a party policeman!
263
00:08:01,090 --> 00:08:02,724
Let's "turnt" this party out!
264
00:08:02,758 --> 00:08:04,609
Okay, we're not police,
so please,
265
00:08:04,644 --> 00:08:07,062
head to the backyard
for a dance party.
266
00:08:07,096 --> 00:08:08,697
Everybody, go ahead.
Yeah.
267
00:08:08,731 --> 00:08:10,431
Follow me in a conga line.
268
00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:11,900
Yeah, or it's a police lineup!
269
00:08:11,934 --> 00:08:13,401
Come on!
It's not my fault
270
00:08:13,435 --> 00:08:15,070
Actually, um, if you
could just play it cool,
271
00:08:15,104 --> 00:08:16,571
we're setting up a distraction.
272
00:08:16,605 --> 00:08:17,823
We're gonna get you out of here,
all right?
273
00:08:17,874 --> 00:08:19,741
- Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.
- All right!
274
00:08:19,775 --> 00:08:21,495
- Hey, beautiful.
- Look, I'm not interested
275
00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:22,911
in what's going on
around here, okay?
276
00:08:22,945 --> 00:08:23,962
You know,
I'm eight months pregnant,
277
00:08:23,996 --> 00:08:25,664
I'm sweating like a hog,
278
00:08:25,715 --> 00:08:26,915
and I'm craving fried bologna
like a mother.
279
00:08:26,949 --> 00:08:28,583
Okay, okay, all that aside,
280
00:08:28,617 --> 00:08:32,337
I'm going to give you
a terrific baby shower, okay?
281
00:08:32,388 --> 00:08:34,673
Let me do that for you.
282
00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:36,925
It's Colleen, right?
Yes.
283
00:08:36,959 --> 00:08:38,393
I remembered.
284
00:08:38,427 --> 00:08:39,961
All right, ladies.
285
00:08:39,979 --> 00:08:42,430
Come on over
and try my world famous
286
00:08:42,464 --> 00:08:45,767
rancho cucamonga
skinny girl mojitos.
287
00:08:45,801 --> 00:08:47,936
They are very, very delicious.
They're good.
288
00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:50,305
Oh, and later on,
DJ Ango's gonna be spinning
289
00:08:50,323 --> 00:08:52,440
with some really killer tunes.
290
00:08:52,474 --> 00:08:55,076
That is correct!
291
00:08:55,111 --> 00:08:57,412
And the first cup,
my little test subject.
292
00:08:57,446 --> 00:09:00,499
Try it out.
293
00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:02,984
Mm.
Oh, my goodness.
294
00:09:03,002 --> 00:09:04,452
Whoo, that is really strong.
295
00:09:04,486 --> 00:09:06,204
Do you have anything
to mix this with?
296
00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:09,040
Yes, it's strong, but skinny.
297
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,825
And girls like that.
Come on, now.
298
00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:13,795
And if anyone needs any more
pacifiers or glow sticks,
299
00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:15,797
I'm your guy.
300
00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:17,465
Gimme that.
301
00:09:17,499 --> 00:09:19,217
Little vagina-ruiner.
302
00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:21,269
I'll just pass
this stuff out now.
303
00:09:21,304 --> 00:09:23,638
We really need something
to mix this with.
304
00:09:23,672 --> 00:09:24,639
Okay, you're
hurting my feelings.
305
00:09:24,673 --> 00:09:26,507
Please stop.
Okay.
306
00:09:26,526 --> 00:09:28,109
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
307
00:09:28,144 --> 00:09:30,729
My name is DJ Ango.
308
00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:33,481
Get it?
Django uncha... anyway,
309
00:09:33,515 --> 00:09:35,784
I am the cause,
310
00:09:35,818 --> 00:09:39,988
and with every cause,
there is a Ders effect.
311
00:09:40,022 --> 00:09:41,122
Pow!
312
00:09:41,157 --> 00:09:43,491
- Ooh! Oh!
- Yeah!
313
00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:47,362
I guess somebody's gonna
have to get the party started.
314
00:09:54,036 --> 00:09:57,172
From the wall to the wall,
get down, y'all.
315
00:09:57,206 --> 00:09:59,925
Let's turn this party out.
316
00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:01,376
Out, or...?
"Turnt" it...
317
00:10:01,394 --> 00:10:04,346
- "Turnt" it out.
- "Turnted-ed" it out!
318
00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:06,064
It's in right now.
319
00:10:06,098 --> 00:10:08,350
Yeah, drink, drink,
drink, drink.
320
00:10:08,384 --> 00:10:09,851
Drink, ladies.
Looking good.
321
00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,686
How is it, huh?
Be honest.
322
00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:14,272
Oh, you like it,
'cause it's gone. Awesome.
323
00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,274
Lady in the pink,
drink that drink,
324
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:19,911
and people, let's dance, dance,
dance our pants off.
325
00:10:19,946 --> 00:10:24,583
Feelin', feelin',
feelin', feelin'
326
00:10:24,617 --> 00:10:27,735
No, no, no, no!
327
00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:28,870
Ders, pause it.
328
00:10:28,904 --> 00:10:30,338
I cpa... you can't...
329
00:10:30,373 --> 00:10:32,173
just do... it's an iPod, man.
330
00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:33,425
You're not
doing anything up there.
331
00:10:33,459 --> 00:10:34,676
What? Excuse me?
332
00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:36,077
One of these stupid
[Bleep] moms
333
00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:37,762
poured all my Molly water
into the punch.
334
00:10:37,797 --> 00:10:38,880
I'm leaving.
I'm done.
335
00:10:38,914 --> 00:10:40,081
I quit.
This is it.
336
00:10:40,099 --> 00:10:41,416
But you... dude,
337
00:10:41,434 --> 00:10:42,583
you're saying all these ladies
338
00:10:42,602 --> 00:10:43,584
are rolling right now.
339
00:10:43,603 --> 00:10:45,020
Don't you understand?
340
00:10:45,054 --> 00:10:46,855
That's the most perfect
gross distraction
341
00:10:46,889 --> 00:10:48,273
that we could never think of.
342
00:10:48,307 --> 00:10:50,058
How?
You know what?
343
00:10:50,092 --> 00:10:51,810
Don't tell me the details.
344
00:10:51,861 --> 00:10:55,947
Just tell me
where I need to dance.
345
00:10:55,982 --> 00:10:57,232
- Right in front of the group.
- Okay.
346
00:10:57,266 --> 00:10:59,434
That's be great.
Yeah.
347
00:10:59,452 --> 00:11:00,485
Whoo!
348
00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:02,287
You feelin' it?
349
00:11:02,321 --> 00:11:03,571
Energy.
350
00:11:32,134 --> 00:11:33,634
I'm in love with a
351
00:11:33,653 --> 00:11:35,437
I'm in love with a
352
00:11:35,471 --> 00:11:37,805
I'm with in love
with a monster
353
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:38,823
[Bleep]!
354
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:00,628
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Okay.
355
00:12:00,662 --> 00:12:03,214
Magic Mike in this situation.
356
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,665
That's a little rough, please.
357
00:12:04,684 --> 00:12:06,017
You guys feel the energy?
358
00:12:06,052 --> 00:12:07,001
Everyone, all right.
359
00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:08,336
Show that baby some love.
360
00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:10,305
Let's b-b-bump
that baby bump.
361
00:12:10,339 --> 00:12:11,856
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
here we go.
362
00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:13,224
Bump up on that baby bump
363
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,026
yeah you gotta bump up
on that baby bump.
364
00:12:15,061 --> 00:12:16,611
Bump up on that baby bump.
Yep.
365
00:12:16,645 --> 00:12:17,862
Bump up on that baby bump.
366
00:12:17,897 --> 00:12:19,230
You gotta bump up
on that baby bump.
367
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:22,067
- Uh-huh.
- Bump up on that baby bump.
368
00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:23,902
Hey, Montez,
where are you going?
369
00:12:23,953 --> 00:12:25,120
Montez, get back here.
370
00:12:25,154 --> 00:12:26,571
Would you please
just get off of me?
371
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,123
- What are you doing?
- The music stopped.
372
00:12:28,157 --> 00:12:29,157
- I'm not done dancing.
- The music stopped
373
00:12:29,191 --> 00:12:30,492
and your dancing is a joke.
374
00:12:30,526 --> 00:12:32,193
Yeah, okay,
my dancing's a joke.
375
00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:33,495
I'll show you a joke.
376
00:12:33,529 --> 00:12:35,296
- Up and over. Yep.
- Ugh... what?
377
00:12:35,331 --> 00:12:37,248
Muscles from brussels.
378
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,534
Right here.
Oh, God!
379
00:12:39,552 --> 00:12:41,970
Oh! Ew! Ew!
380
00:12:42,004 --> 00:12:43,671
You squirted in my eyes!
381
00:12:43,705 --> 00:12:45,640
I didn't even know that
could happen outside of porno.
382
00:12:45,674 --> 00:12:47,392
My water just broke, you idiot.
383
00:12:47,426 --> 00:12:50,478
This is baby gravy?
384
00:12:56,965 --> 00:13:00,151
?i doula, doula.
385
00:13:00,202 --> 00:13:02,870
I've gotta meet my doula
at the zen water birth center.
386
00:13:02,904 --> 00:13:05,439
I can still taste it
in my mouth.
387
00:13:05,457 --> 00:13:07,541
Montez, get the car.
My water broke.
388
00:13:07,576 --> 00:13:10,711
What?
389
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:11,829
Montez!
390
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,382
Big man down.
391
00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:16,384
Dang it, man, this sucks.
392
00:13:16,418 --> 00:13:18,803
Hey, Montez,
are you okay back there?
393
00:13:20,288 --> 00:13:22,473
Great, no, that... I think
he said he's okay.
394
00:13:22,507 --> 00:13:23,974
Oh, God, my contractions
are getting closer.
395
00:13:24,009 --> 00:13:25,125
Could you just shut up
396
00:13:25,143 --> 00:13:26,594
and get me
to the birthing center?
397
00:13:26,628 --> 00:13:28,896
Hey, bitch,
it ain't all about you.
398
00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:30,264
Adam, chill, all right?
399
00:13:30,298 --> 00:13:31,766
I can still taste it
in my mouth.
400
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,568
Hey, Colleen, baby,
and Colleen's baby,
401
00:13:34,603 --> 00:13:36,320
would you mind if we
just have a little privacy?
402
00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:37,605
We need to call a dude meeting.
403
00:13:37,639 --> 00:13:38,856
Just a little bit
of privacy, okay?
404
00:13:38,907 --> 00:13:40,307
- What the hell?
- Thank you so mu...
405
00:13:40,308 --> 00:13:41,776
- Shh.
- First order of dude meeting:
406
00:13:41,810 --> 00:13:43,360
Ders, pull over
on the side of the road
407
00:13:43,412 --> 00:13:45,496
so I can get shotgun,
'cause no offense, Blake,
408
00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:46,914
it is horrible back here.
409
00:13:46,948 --> 00:13:48,699
It's all sticky and wet.
None taken.
410
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,584
It isn't great, okay,
but I can't help but notice
411
00:13:50,619 --> 00:13:52,753
that we are not headed
towards the festival.
412
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,371
No, we're not.
Opposite direction.
413
00:13:54,423 --> 00:13:57,708
What if... hear me out...
what if Colleen gives birth
414
00:13:57,759 --> 00:14:00,377
at the music festival
medical tent?
415
00:14:00,429 --> 00:14:02,213
- Let's do it, let's do it.
- That'd be awesome.
416
00:14:02,264 --> 00:14:04,632
Okay, I'm just calling off
the dude meeting.
417
00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:06,801
Dude meeting over
and how are you, sweetie?
418
00:14:06,835 --> 00:14:07,852
Keep breathing.
Welcome back.
419
00:14:07,886 --> 00:14:09,503
Welcome back.
One, two-
420
00:14:09,521 --> 00:14:10,771
- wait, where are we going?
This is the wrong way.
421
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:11,856
Where are you going?
No, no, no.
422
00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:12,857
Don't worry about anything
423
00:14:12,891 --> 00:14:13,858
except navigating the baby
424
00:14:13,892 --> 00:14:15,309
out of your belly.
425
00:14:15,343 --> 00:14:16,644
I'll handle the driving
directions, okay?
426
00:14:16,678 --> 00:14:17,645
Make this car head north
427
00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:19,396
or I will [Bleep] kill you.
428
00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:21,031
Okay, guys,
I'm turning it around.
429
00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:23,284
Hey, Ders, what about,
I don't know,
430
00:14:23,318 --> 00:14:25,486
dare I say, the Ders effect?
431
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,404
Okay, we are going
to the EDM festival.
432
00:14:27,456 --> 00:14:28,489
Here we go.
Yeah!
433
00:14:28,523 --> 00:14:29,540
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
434
00:14:29,574 --> 00:14:32,543
Get me to the zen suite now!
435
00:14:32,577 --> 00:14:33,828
Okay, guys, there is a baby.
436
00:14:33,862 --> 00:14:35,162
We gotta get zen,
we just gotta.
437
00:14:35,196 --> 00:14:37,131
You could have sex-tasy
on ecstasy.
438
00:14:37,165 --> 00:14:39,467
- Ooh, I like that.
- Yeah.
439
00:14:39,501 --> 00:14:41,135
God, the baby is coming now!
440
00:14:41,169 --> 00:14:42,253
Now!
Now?
441
00:14:42,304 --> 00:14:43,220
I just need to get to a pool.
442
00:14:43,255 --> 00:14:44,338
Get me to a pool!
443
00:14:44,372 --> 00:14:45,973
I got you on the pool, baby.
444
00:14:46,007 --> 00:14:47,391
Here we go.
445
00:14:47,425 --> 00:14:48,759
All right, so...
446
00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:50,311
The pool's not regulation size.
447
00:14:50,345 --> 00:14:51,762
It's 25 yards.
I hope that's okay.
448
00:14:51,813 --> 00:14:53,230
- I don't care, that's fine.
- Nope.
449
00:14:53,265 --> 00:14:54,548
I cannot be a part
of this birthing atrocity.
450
00:14:54,566 --> 00:14:56,066
It's disgusting.
451
00:14:56,101 --> 00:14:57,217
Give me the keys.
I'm gonna wait in the car.
452
00:14:57,235 --> 00:14:58,435
Adam, if you bail on us now,
453
00:14:58,436 --> 00:14:59,687
you're out of the fiesta boys.
454
00:14:59,721 --> 00:15:01,438
Okay? And me and Ders
talked about it.
455
00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:02,556
It's a real thing
we're doing on weekends now.
456
00:15:02,574 --> 00:15:03,557
You know what?
457
00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:04,825
You call it the party police
458
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,494
and I'm back in the group.
459
00:15:06,528 --> 00:15:08,245
We will call it the police boys
460
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,446
and you have a deal.
461
00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:11,448
It's a deal.
462
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,733
- All right, cool.
- Cool.
463
00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:14,234
Deals, deals, deals,
everywhere.
464
00:15:14,252 --> 00:15:16,537
Hey, so we want
a membership for sure,
465
00:15:16,571 --> 00:15:18,572
but we're just gonna show
ourselves around, you know...
466
00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:19,673
I'd be happy
to show you around.
467
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:21,041
No, we're good.
468
00:15:21,075 --> 00:15:22,209
Just need y'all
to fill these forms out.
469
00:15:22,243 --> 00:15:23,377
Just give us a [Bleep] tour.
470
00:15:23,411 --> 00:15:24,428
We have 15 treadmills
all equipped
471
00:15:24,462 --> 00:15:25,429
with over 30 channels
472
00:15:25,463 --> 00:15:27,080
of high-definition cable TV.
473
00:15:27,098 --> 00:15:28,966
You guys see homeland?
474
00:15:29,017 --> 00:15:31,051
Our computers log all your
nutrition and workout data
475
00:15:31,085 --> 00:15:32,252
so you can keep
a health history.
476
00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:33,304
Okay.
477
00:15:33,355 --> 00:15:34,939
- Pretty cool, right?
- No.
478
00:15:34,973 --> 00:15:37,608
Over 8,000 pounds of rock-hard
steel metal right here.
479
00:15:37,642 --> 00:15:40,060
Spotify me, bro.
480
00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:42,029
Oh, nice!
481
00:15:42,063 --> 00:15:44,648
Comfy bench, real metal,
very cool.
482
00:15:44,699 --> 00:15:47,618
One, two...
483
00:15:47,652 --> 00:15:49,603
Yep, this is a normal amount
of weight.
484
00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:51,438
This is a normal amount
of weight for me.
485
00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:54,775
Yep.
486
00:15:56,328 --> 00:15:58,963
Come on, come on, come on.
487
00:15:58,997 --> 00:16:00,381
Come on, come on!
488
00:16:00,415 --> 00:16:01,999
I'm going as fast as I can.
489
00:16:02,050 --> 00:16:04,752
Okay, well, just try
to waddle faster or whatever.
490
00:16:04,786 --> 00:16:06,003
Okay, everybody out!
491
00:16:06,054 --> 00:16:07,054
This girl's about
to have a baby.
492
00:16:07,088 --> 00:16:07,972
That's not a joke.
493
00:16:08,006 --> 00:16:09,056
You too, sir.
Come on.
494
00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:10,624
I get out when I feel.
495
00:16:10,642 --> 00:16:11,892
Okay.
I don't know.
496
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,260
This Dracula dude
is staying put.
497
00:16:13,294 --> 00:16:14,595
- Does this work?
- Okay, so, um...
498
00:16:14,629 --> 00:16:16,764
Big breaths, right?
I think.
499
00:16:16,798 --> 00:16:19,299
Like...
500
00:16:19,317 --> 00:16:20,601
Right.
501
00:16:20,635 --> 00:16:22,686
Is it out?
Please tell me it's out.
502
00:16:22,737 --> 00:16:23,971
The gym dude is coming.
503
00:16:23,989 --> 00:16:25,773
- It doesn't...
- Nope. Not out.
504
00:16:25,807 --> 00:16:28,576
Yeah, no, I don't see it
in there anywhere.
505
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:29,910
Oh, this is happening!
506
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:30,978
You guys need to get in here
and help me!
507
00:16:30,996 --> 00:16:32,079
Okay, okay, look.
508
00:16:32,113 --> 00:16:33,330
Just breathe.
We can do this.
509
00:16:33,365 --> 00:16:34,748
All right?
We're doing it?
510
00:16:34,783 --> 00:16:36,149
- Wait, what?
- We're gonna do... okay.
511
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:40,454
Okay.
512
00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:41,922
Okay.
513
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,040
All right, we got this.
514
00:16:43,091 --> 00:16:44,174
Just breathe.
It's fine.
515
00:16:44,209 --> 00:16:45,409
No, Montez needs to be here.
516
00:16:45,427 --> 00:16:46,961
I'm supposed to have an orgasm.
517
00:16:46,995 --> 00:16:48,796
Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
A female orgasm?
518
00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:49,997
Didn't they myth-bust that?
519
00:16:50,015 --> 00:16:51,181
Anders, I need you to...
520
00:16:51,216 --> 00:16:52,633
I need you to work down South.
521
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,101
I need you to go to Texas
and rub there.
522
00:16:54,135 --> 00:16:56,303
My name is Anders,
and fine, I will.
523
00:16:56,337 --> 00:16:57,805
Fine.
You take the west coast.
524
00:16:57,839 --> 00:16:59,640
I need some kissing on the ears.
Okay.
525
00:16:59,674 --> 00:17:01,475
Oh, God, and then someone's
gotta play with...
526
00:17:01,509 --> 00:17:03,110
The fellas over here.
527
00:17:03,144 --> 00:17:04,194
Okeydoke.
528
00:17:04,229 --> 00:17:05,529
I'm a nipple guy, so.
529
00:17:05,563 --> 00:17:06,647
Oh, my God, I'm in there.
530
00:17:06,681 --> 00:17:08,649
I think I feel the baby.
Ew.
531
00:17:08,683 --> 00:17:10,163
- That's not a baby.
- That's not a...
532
00:17:10,184 --> 00:17:11,652
that's the other hole.
533
00:17:11,686 --> 00:17:13,153
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry.
534
00:17:13,187 --> 00:17:14,571
- I'm working 'em hard.
- Okay.
535
00:17:14,623 --> 00:17:16,323
- Hot nips.
- I'm in there.
536
00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:17,541
- Rubbin' 'em.
- Okay, this isn't working.
537
00:17:17,575 --> 00:17:19,209
I gotta think
of something else.
538
00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:20,577
I gotta go to my happy place.
I've done this.
539
00:17:20,629 --> 00:17:21,829
I had a girlfriend once.
I did this to her.
540
00:17:21,863 --> 00:17:22,880
- Pasta, ice cream...
- These are my...
541
00:17:22,914 --> 00:17:24,331
you guys suck.
542
00:17:24,365 --> 00:17:25,499
Jesus, have you never
touched a woman before?
543
00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,751
- N-numerous women.
- A woman?
544
00:17:27,802 --> 00:17:30,037
Hey!
Get up off my wife!
545
00:17:30,055 --> 00:17:31,722
Baby, I'm here.
546
00:17:31,756 --> 00:17:32,723
Where have you been?
547
00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:33,891
I'm so sorry, baby.
548
00:17:33,925 --> 00:17:35,059
They drugged me.
549
00:17:35,093 --> 00:17:36,060
You ready to do this?
550
00:17:36,094 --> 00:17:37,144
Yes, let's do it.
551
00:17:37,178 --> 00:17:38,479
Oh, girl, I'm so sorry.
552
00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:39,953
They don't know
how to get you going.
553
00:17:39,981 --> 00:17:41,048
They didn't know
what they were doing.
554
00:17:41,066 --> 00:17:42,149
I know, baby.
555
00:17:42,183 --> 00:17:43,651
They were like
[Bleep] amateurs.
556
00:17:43,685 --> 00:17:44,652
They're idiots.
I think they're gay.
557
00:17:44,686 --> 00:17:46,103
- I know.
- Oh, God.
558
00:17:46,154 --> 00:17:49,556
This man know how
to touch woman, yeah.
559
00:17:49,574 --> 00:17:52,026
- It's blast-off time!
- Okay, let's do this.
560
00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:54,862
Yeah, that's it!
It's happening.
561
00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:56,447
It's happening!
562
00:17:56,498 --> 00:17:58,165
It's coming.
I'm [Bleep].
563
00:17:58,199 --> 00:18:00,451
It's coming.
I'm [Bleep].
564
00:18:00,502 --> 00:18:04,705
Oh!
565
00:18:05,907 --> 00:18:07,124
Is that it?
566
00:18:07,175 --> 00:18:08,542
- Did it happen?
- Is that it?
567
00:18:08,576 --> 00:18:09,576
Somebody get it!
Get it!
568
00:18:09,577 --> 00:18:11,411
- Oh, oh!
- Adam, go!
569
00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:16,884
Adam? Adam!
570
00:18:16,918 --> 00:18:18,602
Yeah, oh... no.
It's slippery.
571
00:18:18,636 --> 00:18:20,253
Get our baby now!
572
00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:21,755
I got him!
I got the baby!
573
00:18:21,773 --> 00:18:24,692
I got the baby.
574
00:18:24,726 --> 00:18:27,061
He's like
a sweet little prince.
575
00:18:27,095 --> 00:18:28,195
Cancan we see him?
576
00:18:28,229 --> 00:18:29,730
I want one.
577
00:18:29,764 --> 00:18:31,699
Oh, cutie.
Let's go.
578
00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:32,900
- Oh, my God.
- Look at that.
579
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:34,451
So pretty.
580
00:18:36,571 --> 00:18:37,905
The boys are fresh.
581
00:18:39,694 --> 00:18:41,295
He's insane.
582
00:18:43,048 --> 00:18:45,583
I really wanna thank you guys
for what you did out there,
583
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:47,201
and if it's okay with Colleen,
584
00:18:47,219 --> 00:18:48,753
I'm gonna name this little tiger
after y'all.
585
00:18:48,804 --> 00:18:50,471
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, thank you.
586
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:51,872
- Are you kidding me?
- That's very cool.
587
00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:53,140
Very cool of you.
That's great
588
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,642
but, like,
what are you thinking?
589
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,727
Like, Blader... Bladerdam?
590
00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:59,313
Or, like, Dersadablake?
591
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:02,099
No.
I'm gonna name him "y'all."
592
00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:03,684
- Y'all.
- Oh.
593
00:19:03,718 --> 00:19:05,052
Y'all Walker.
594
00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,487
Huh, oh,
that's... that's stupid.
595
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:07,688
Yeah, it's a perfect name
596
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:09,440
for a perfect little prince.
Yeah.
597
00:19:09,491 --> 00:19:11,525
- That is an honor.
- Yes.
598
00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:13,444
We thank you.
599
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:14,912
But it might be
more of an honor
600
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:18,082
to still get us those tickets
to the festival.
601
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,701
You can go.
You can go to the concert.
602
00:19:20,735 --> 00:19:21,752
Go to the concert.
603
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:22,920
I'll just meet the doula.
604
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,372
- Wow, she is cool, man.
- Great.
605
00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:25,739
Y'all need to find
one of these.
606
00:19:25,757 --> 00:19:27,041
- Thank you.
- That's cool.
607
00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:28,075
She jacked me off
that one time.
608
00:19:28,093 --> 00:19:29,743
Cool. So cool.
609
00:19:29,761 --> 00:19:32,129
Okay, well, seeing as how
I let you guys have a baby here,
610
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:34,265
maybe we can get back
to talking about memberships.
611
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,350
No, I think we're cool.
612
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,436
Okay, driving
a hard bargain here, huh?
613
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,421
All right, I can give
you guys three months free
614
00:19:40,439 --> 00:19:41,856
under a family membership.
615
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,474
That includes free day care
for little one
616
00:19:43,525 --> 00:19:45,443
and you can start to shave off
some of that baby weight
617
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,694
in our state-of-the-art
spinning class.
618
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:47,728
What do you say?
We got a deal?
619
00:19:47,762 --> 00:19:48,863
You calling my wife fat?
620
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,281
Absolutely not.
I apologize.
621
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,432
You trying to get
your ass beat right now.
622
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:52,867
Have a good day.
623
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:53,901
I would leave
before you get your ass beat.
624
00:19:53,935 --> 00:19:55,319
I'm sorry.
625
00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:56,954
I would leave
before you get your ass beat.
626
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,406
- Bye, Scott.
- Tough, Tez.
627
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,457
It's funny because
he doesn't know
628
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,658
how much of a bitch you are.
629
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,609
- I love you, baby.
- Mm-hmm.
630
00:20:02,627 --> 00:20:04,628
I love you too, baby.
631
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,080
Okay, hey.
632
00:20:06,114 --> 00:20:07,415
He's got my eyes.
633
00:20:07,449 --> 00:20:09,300
He's got your penis.
634
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,551
Bully!
635
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:11,752
- Could... could...
- Please, not so hard.
636
00:20:11,786 --> 00:20:12,920
Oh, I poked his eye.
637
00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:14,472
Yeah, the skull is still soft.
638
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,674
Yeah, the back
is soft back here.
639
00:20:16,725 --> 00:20:18,426
- Okay, don't... don't...
- You can push it right in.
640
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,427
No, don't.
641
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:26,133
Tickets for Montez Walker,
please?
642
00:20:26,151 --> 00:20:27,601
Walker.
643
00:20:27,635 --> 00:20:29,403
Oh, looks like those
were already picked up.
644
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:31,355
What? What?
How's that even possible?
645
00:20:31,406 --> 00:20:34,608
Yo, Tez,
thanks for the tickets.
646
00:20:34,642 --> 00:20:35,576
Bill?
647
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:36,660
How you even get in there?
648
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:39,813
LALALA-LA-LA-LA-LA!
649
00:20:39,831 --> 00:20:41,115
He doesn't even look like me.
650
00:20:41,149 --> 00:20:43,317
I'm rollin' so hard right now.
651
00:20:43,335 --> 00:20:44,818
I'm [Bleep] peaking.
652
00:20:44,836 --> 00:20:46,871
Nice.
653
00:20:49,027 --> 00:20:54,076
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