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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Now, I told you, the answer is no!
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But, dad! All my friends got cars
for their sixteenth birthdays!
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This conversation is over!
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Dad! Don't walk away from me!
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Daddy!
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- Sikowitz.
- This is ridiculous.
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Oh no, keep squatting!
You're doing great.
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But it's hard to act and
squat at the same time.
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Hey Sikowitz, what does
the word "perilous" mean?
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Perilous.
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Well, it sounds like "Pear-less", which
would mean you don't have any Pears.
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Or any products from The Pear Store.
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But that doesn't make sense because
you have that phone you got all...
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Ya know what? Forget it.
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Hey! Squat!
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Can I also squat?
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When it's your turn.
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I don't understand why we have
to do this scene like this.
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Look, there are many
different types of theater.
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There's realism, there's
expressionism, absurdism.
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And there's squatalism.
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It's true, it says right here
that squatalistic theater,
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was originally performed
by the ancient Greeks.
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As a way of pleasing the
mythical God, Squatros.
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Look, do you want us to squat or waddle?
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- Pick one.
- You do both...
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It's called "squaddling".
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All right, let's take it from...
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Hey! What does it mean if
something is "spangled"?
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Dang it, Tori! I only want to
answer squat-related questions!
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Is it my turn to squat?
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No!
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Come on, Cat, you take my place.
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Okay!
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Yay, we're squat buddies.
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Hey, what does "o'er"
mean o apostrophe e r?
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Why are you asking
these infernal questions?
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Because I'm singing the national anthem,
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at the Northridge College
basketball game tomorrow night.
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Woo!
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Don't forget the lyrics.
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Why would I forget the lyrics?
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Because lots a people do.
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True chiz. It's a tough song to sing.
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I'm not gonna forget the lyrics.
And even if I do, so what?
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So what?
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It's embarrassing to mess
up the national anthem.
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It's humiliating.
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It ruins your life.
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The video ends up on the Internet.
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Then millions of people
watch it, over and over.
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And then laugh at you.
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Over and over.
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Oh, like that girl at the hockey game?
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Right, in Boston.
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- I saw that video.
- Everyone saw it.
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Instead of singing "and
the rockets' red glare".
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She sang "and the cockpits red hair".
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She got laughed at so
hard she had to leave town.
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I'm not gonna forget the words.
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By the dawns early ramparts
so gallantly brave rockets.
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Stop it!
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O'er the ramparts, we watched.
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Were so gallantly streaming...
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I can't feel my legs.
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[ Music ]
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Here I am once again.
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Feeling lost but now and then.
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I breathe it in to let it go.
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And you don't know where you are now.
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And what it will come to
if only somebody could hear.
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When you figure out how.
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You're lost in the moment.
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You disappear.
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You don't have to be afraid
to put your dream in action.
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You'll never gonna fade.
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You'll be the main attraction.
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Not a fantasy.
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Just remember me.
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When it turns out right.
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Because you know that if
you live in your imagination.
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Tomorrow you'll be
everybody's fascination.
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In my victory.
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Just remember me.
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When I make it shine.
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Uh... why are you walking so funny?
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Because my thighs hurt from squatting.
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Oh.
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Do you want some thigh cream?
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No.
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Hey, look...
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She's doing it again.
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Why would a young teenage girl
need a supply of soft drinks?
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Cat's been acting weird
lately. Like... Sinjin weird.
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You know, this morning I saw her brushing
her teeth here in the girls' bathroom.
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Why were you in the girls' bathroom?
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Are we talking about Cat or not?
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Ya know, late last night, my
mom and I were driving by here,
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and I saw Cat's bike
parked at the bike rack.
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Weird. I wonder what's up.
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Let's ask her.
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[ Music ]
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- Hey, Cat.
- Hey.
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Hi.
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What's going on with you?
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I saw you here early this morning, and
Jade says she saw you here last night...
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Everything is normal!
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Cat! What are you doing? 'Scuse
me! Please move, lady! Guys!
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You're in the way! Hey! Wait!
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Get her! Cat! Wait!
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Why are you running so fast?
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Stray sodas! Yes!
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[ Music ]
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She went in here!
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Slow down, you're so fast!
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Cat! Cat, where are you?!
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Here, kitty kitty!
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- Where is she?!
- I saw her run in here.
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You know, you're still
walking a little bow-legged.
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Are you sure you don't
want some thigh cream?
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[ Music ]
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At the twilight's, last gleaming...
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I thought it was
"twilight's last beaming".
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No, it's gleaming.
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- I think it's beaming.
- Well, it's not.
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Oh.
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Mom, please don't confuse
me, I'm already terrified!
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- Of what?
- Forgetting the lyrics!
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There's TV cameras here
and a million cell phones,
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and I don't wanna mess
up and be humiliated!
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Then you better not forget the lyrics.
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Mom!
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[ Music ]
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- Oh. Hi.
- You run fast.
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Real fast.
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Oh, thanks, you guys, bye.
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Hey!
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What is going on with you?
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Um...
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Hey hey, they're about
to introduce Tori!
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Oh, dang, I gotta go watch Tori now.
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Everyone pay attention to
Tori! No more questions for Cat!
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Welcome to Malkoff Arena, home of
the Northridge College Saint Bernards!
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[ Applause and cheers ]
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And now, back from the
veterinarian and freshly neutered...
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Let's welcome our beloved
mascot, Buck the Saint Bernard!
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Woof! Woof!
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Now, please rise for
our national anthem,
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performed tonight by local
high school student Tori Vega!
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Don't forget the lyrics, kid.
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Woo! Yeah! Yay.
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This is gonna be amazing.
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Yay, Tori.
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I don't know why they didn't ask
me to sing the national anthem.
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I do. Me too. I get it.
You're a terrible singer.
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- You sing like a Banshee.
- Oh, shut up!
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[ Music ]
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Oh-oh say can you see.
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By the dawn's early light.
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What so proudly we hailed.
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At the twilight's, last gleaming...
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- I think it's beaming.
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Whose broad stripes.
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And bright stars.
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Through the perilous fight.
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She's doing great.
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She's alright.
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We watched, were
so gallantly streaming.
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And the rockets' red glare!
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The bombs bursting in air!
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Gave proof through the night.
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That our flag was still there.
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Oh say does...
- No! Buck!
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... that star spangled...
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Wah!
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Banner yet wave...
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Ha!
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Oh my chiz.
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... O'er the land of the freeeeeeee.
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And the home...
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Of the...
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-
Braaaaaaaaaaave!
- Tori! Oh, my God!
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Ah!
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Well, she remembered all the words.
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[ Music ]
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- Yay.
- You were on TV.
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- We saw you.
- Congratulations.
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You did it.
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Heh heh! You got dog-dragged.
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Why are they all here?
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Mom invited them.
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I wanted your friends to be here,
to congratulate you, and celebrate.
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I didn't know you were
gonna mess up the song.
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I didn't mess up the song!
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I was attacked by a giant dog.
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Who I think wanted me
to be his girlfriend.
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Hey, Tori...
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What? What are you gonna tell me?
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That someone already posted
the video of me online?
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No.
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About 50 people have posted it online.
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Heh.
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Oh, my God.
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Why didn't you just finish
singing the national anthem,
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and then get dragged by the dog?
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Why don't you ask the psychotic dog
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who dragged me across the
floor like a chew toy?!
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Ugh!
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I must have looked so ridiculous.
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Well here, I have it cued
up on the DVR, take a look.
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No, I don't wanna watch myself...
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... home of the...
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Braaaaaaaaaaave!
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Coughing ]
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Tough luck.
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I feel so embarrassed and humiliated.
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Well, this has been a great party.
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Guys, I think Tori wants to be alone.
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- Yeah. Maybe we should all go.
- Yeah, let's go.
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- It's been real.
- Okay.
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- Time to get out.
- Later, Tori.
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- You good.
- Sorry, guys.
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Hey... you want me and Robbie
to give you a ride home?
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Uh, yeah.
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You could just drop me off at school.
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School?
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But it's nighttime.
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Wow.
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You sure do know about time.
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[ Music ]
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[ Music ]
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- Hurry.
- Relax.
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- Here, I'll help you.
- Don't push me. Don't push me!
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Okay, okay!
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Hey, you don't have
a flashlight, do you?
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No.
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Wait...
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Yes.
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- Did you see that?!
- Yeah, she went up that ladder.
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- Here, I'll help you.
- Stop it!
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Ow!
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- She in there?
- Let's find out.
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Wait! I'm scared.
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I saw a movie once where two teenagers just
like us were in a situation just like this
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- and when they went in...
- Robbie, Robbie, Robbie...
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Yeah?
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If you don't take your hands off me in
the next two seconds, you won't have hands.
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One...
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Two.
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Cat?
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Turn it back on.
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You guys want some corn nuts?
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What are you doing here?
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I'll have some corn nuts.
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Cat?
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Well, I guess I kinda...
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Live here now.
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Why are you living in a tiny
room in the attic of our school?
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Well, you know how my
brother is kinda weird?
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- Uh, yeah.
- You've mentioned that.
262
00:14:20,813 --> 00:14:23,455
Well, my parents took him to
this special place in Idaho,
263
00:14:23,456 --> 00:14:28,075
where doctors can make sure he
gets lots of "mental relaxation"...
264
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,427
And can't escape.
265
00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:34,197
Well, how long are your parents
gonna be with your brother in Idaho?
266
00:14:34,198 --> 00:14:37,200
Between six months and two years.
267
00:14:37,201 --> 00:14:38,389
- Two years?!
- What?!
268
00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:41,438
My brother's pretty messed up.
269
00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:43,754
Okay, but why have you been
sleeping here at school?
270
00:14:43,755 --> 00:14:45,776
Because, my parents
wanted me to stay with my,
271
00:14:45,777 --> 00:14:48,278
Uncle Walter and Aunt
Pearl but they're mean.
272
00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:50,134
- What's wrong with them?
- Everything!
273
00:14:50,135 --> 00:14:53,204
They don't like my red hair,
they only eat vegetables,
274
00:14:53,205 --> 00:14:55,227
they said I can't
have unlimited texting,
275
00:14:55,228 --> 00:15:01,124
and they won't let me flush the toilet
unless it's "absolutely necessary".
276
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,900
So, you ran away?
277
00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:07,187
Uh-huh. I live here now.
278
00:15:07,188 --> 00:15:10,534
Oh, come on! You have to have some
other relative you can live with.
279
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:13,239
- What about your grandmother?
- Yeah, what do you call her?
280
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,572
- Nona?
- I would love to live with my Nona.
281
00:15:15,573 --> 00:15:17,707
But she moved away, to Italy.
282
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,283
Well, you can't live here.
283
00:15:20,284 --> 00:15:22,439
- No way.
- Why?
284
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,948
I've got this rope.
285
00:15:24,949 --> 00:15:28,789
These extra long extension cords.
286
00:15:29,038 --> 00:15:31,421
A light bulb.
287
00:15:31,422 --> 00:15:34,542
So, it's not so bad.
288
00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:37,293
Except when the giant mice
jump down from the ceiling.
289
00:15:37,294 --> 00:15:38,779
- Giant mice?!
- Oh, my God.
290
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:40,396
How often do they jump down from the...
291
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,203
Ah!
292
00:15:41,204 --> 00:15:43,604
Ah! Ah! Ah!
293
00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:50,099
[ Music ]
294
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,176
- Yo, Tori!
- Hey, Tori.
295
00:15:53,177 --> 00:15:54,578
Oh. Hey, guys.
296
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,580
Did you see the Chris
Burm show last night?
297
00:15:56,581 --> 00:16:00,841
No. I was busy, crying in my bathtub.
298
00:16:01,619 --> 00:16:03,286
Show her.
299
00:16:03,287 --> 00:16:05,745
- No, I really don't wanna see this...
- Yeah, you do.
300
00:16:05,746 --> 00:16:07,256
Look at this.
301
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:12,769
And then, this enormous dog starts
dragging her all over the place.
302
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:14,297
I feel bad for her.
303
00:16:14,298 --> 00:16:19,235
So, Tori Vega, if you're out
there, come be on my show any time.
304
00:16:19,236 --> 00:16:21,706
We'll let ya sing any song you want.
305
00:16:21,707 --> 00:16:24,047
[ Applause ]
306
00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:27,877
Oh, my God, I'm doing it!
307
00:16:27,878 --> 00:16:30,193
- Eh...
- Ya might wanna think about that.
308
00:16:30,194 --> 00:16:32,052
- Why?
- That Chris Burm guy...
309
00:16:32,053 --> 00:16:34,918
- I don't know if I trust him.
- Sometimes he makes fun of his guests.
310
00:16:34,919 --> 00:16:38,983
So? The whole world's
already making fun of me.
311
00:16:38,984 --> 00:16:41,125
- Come on.
- Nobody here's making fun of you.
312
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:44,528
- Bark! Bark!
- Hey! Look at me! I'm Tori!
313
00:16:44,529 --> 00:16:46,852
Oh say can you see.
314
00:16:46,853 --> 00:16:49,370
By the dawn's early light...
315
00:16:49,371 --> 00:16:51,434
[ Laughs ]
316
00:16:51,435 --> 00:16:53,595
[ Music ]
317
00:17:02,713 --> 00:17:04,563
So, Tori, tell us...
318
00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:06,783
What the heck happened out there?
319
00:17:06,784 --> 00:17:10,153
Does that dog hate the national anthem?
320
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:13,814
I dunno. Maybe he's Canadian.
321
00:17:15,059 --> 00:17:20,931
Well, now, we're gonna let you show
this audience what you can really do.
322
00:17:20,932 --> 00:17:22,599
I know, I'm so psyched!
323
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:28,500
I'm gonna sing a brand new
song I wrote, called "bad boys".
324
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,207
Yes, you are. But first...
325
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,163
We've got a little surprise for ya.
326
00:17:33,164 --> 00:17:35,099
Oh, my God, what is it?
327
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:38,588
Nah nah, don't get
nervous. Bring him out.
328
00:17:38,589 --> 00:17:44,489
Now, this is Buck, the actual dog that
dragged you around the other night.
329
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,692
Yes, I remember him.
330
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,226
Well, since you're getting
a second chance to sing,
331
00:17:51,227 --> 00:17:55,465
we thought we should give old Buck
here a second chance to listen politely.
332
00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:58,868
Ya hear that, Buck? No shenanigans.
333
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,142
Ha ha ha ha.
334
00:18:00,143 --> 00:18:01,628
But what if he...
335
00:18:01,629 --> 00:18:06,843
No worries. This time, we're gonna
tie his leash down so he can't get ya.
336
00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:08,644
Oh.
337
00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:09,913
Okay.
338
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:13,083
All right, Tori's gonna go
get ready to sing her song,
339
00:18:13,084 --> 00:18:18,984
and we'll be back for that, right
after this short commercial break.
340
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:21,652
Bye.
341
00:18:25,176 --> 00:18:27,196
Shh shh.
342
00:18:27,197 --> 00:18:30,199
Okay. We didn't really go to commercial.
343
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,815
We're gonna play a little prank on Tori.
344
00:18:33,816 --> 00:18:36,555
See, when Tori's up
here, singing her song...
345
00:18:36,556 --> 00:18:41,077
We're gonna replace the real
dog with this stuffed dog...
346
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,650
Now, this stuffed dog is filled with...
347
00:18:44,651 --> 00:18:46,871
Spaghetti.
348
00:18:47,518 --> 00:18:50,585
And, we're also gonna shove
one of these inside him.
349
00:18:50,586 --> 00:18:54,006
Now this is a Z-4 Squib.
350
00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:58,001
The kind they use in the
movies to blow stuff up.
351
00:18:58,002 --> 00:19:00,830
Totally safe, but...
352
00:19:00,831 --> 00:19:04,801
At the end of Tori's song,
I'm gonna press this...
353
00:19:04,802 --> 00:19:06,628
Which is going to make this dog blow up,
354
00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:10,980
and Tori'll get covered
in doggie spaghetti-guts.
355
00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:14,637
And the Chris Burm
show will be right back!
356
00:19:14,638 --> 00:19:16,798
[ Music ]
357
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,883
Um...
358
00:19:19,884 --> 00:19:22,292
Gimme all your...
359
00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:23,753
Threes.
360
00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:25,974
Go flush.
361
00:19:26,369 --> 00:19:28,224
It's fish.
362
00:19:28,225 --> 00:19:30,527
Robbie, I'm bored, I
don't wanna play anymore.
363
00:19:30,528 --> 00:19:32,570
All right. Well, do you
wanna play something else?
364
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,851
Like what?
365
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,420
- Argh!
- No!
366
00:19:38,841 --> 00:19:41,404
Robbie, you can just go
home, I'll be fine here.
367
00:19:41,405 --> 00:19:45,059
No! I'm not gonna leave you in
this little, tiny room by yourself,
368
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,932
with rats in the ceiling.
369
00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:50,038
Cat! Grab your stuff,
we're going for a ride.
370
00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:52,648
- To where?
- To your grandmother's apartment.
371
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,018
But I told you, she moved to Italy.
372
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,918
No. I called your parents.
Your Nona moved to Venice.
373
00:19:57,919 --> 00:19:59,157
Right.
374
00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:01,524
That's in Italy, I looked it up.
375
00:20:01,525 --> 00:20:05,648
Venice, California
it's 12 miles from here.
376
00:20:05,649 --> 00:20:10,615
Well, that explains why I saw
her at the Mall last weekend.
377
00:20:10,616 --> 00:20:15,304
You think she'd let me move in
with her in Venice-of-America?
378
00:20:15,305 --> 00:20:19,308
Yes, your parents talked to Nona, and
she'd love to have you come live with her.
379
00:20:19,309 --> 00:20:21,409
Really?!
380
00:20:22,072 --> 00:20:25,972
Well, I'll just live there then.
381
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,344
[ Music ]
382
00:20:30,554 --> 00:20:32,273
Okay, we're back!
383
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,797
And here she is singing a song to you,
384
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:39,295
and the crazy dog that dragged
her around the gym floor!
385
00:20:39,296 --> 00:20:40,458
Clap it up for...
386
00:20:40,459 --> 00:20:42,739
Tori Vega!
387
00:20:44,946 --> 00:20:47,106
[ Music ]
388
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,939
All the rules you break.
389
00:20:54,940 --> 00:21:00,150
Make me wanna run,
but I can't escape.
390
00:21:00,151 --> 00:21:02,652
All the things you say.
391
00:21:02,653 --> 00:21:06,522
Most of them are
lies, but I'm listening...
392
00:21:06,523 --> 00:21:08,691
Yeah.
393
00:21:08,692 --> 00:21:11,027
La la la la la la.
394
00:21:11,028 --> 00:21:12,595
La la la la la.
395
00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:15,498
That's my heart
talking to my head, head.
396
00:21:15,499 --> 00:21:17,834
Talkin' to my heart.
397
00:21:17,835 --> 00:21:20,403
La la la la la la. La la la la la...
398
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,239
That's my heart
talking to my head, head.
399
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,642
Sayin' that, you're a bad boy.
400
00:21:26,643 --> 00:21:28,511
I'm a good girl.
401
00:21:28,512 --> 00:21:32,481
And I'm gonna get
my heart broken in time.
402
00:21:32,482 --> 00:21:34,350
You're a bad boy.
403
00:21:34,351 --> 00:21:37,753
Baby, your world
is gonna chew me up.
404
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:42,725
And spit me out alive...
405
00:21:42,726 --> 00:21:50,726
If I could help
myself, you know, I would.
406
00:21:50,868 --> 00:21:53,757
Why do the bad boys always...
407
00:21:53,758 --> 00:21:59,642
Look so good?
408
00:21:59,643 --> 00:22:01,577
Gotta let you go.
409
00:22:01,578 --> 00:22:06,816
I gotta let you go...
410
00:22:06,817 --> 00:22:09,652
Because, you're a bad boy.
411
00:22:09,653 --> 00:22:11,554
I'm a good girl.
412
00:22:11,555 --> 00:22:15,524
And I'm gonna get
my heart broken in time.
413
00:22:15,525 --> 00:22:17,327
You're a bad boy.
414
00:22:17,328 --> 00:22:20,596
Baby, your world
is gonna chew me up.
415
00:22:20,597 --> 00:22:25,701
And spit me out alive...
416
00:22:25,702 --> 00:22:33,442
If I could help
myself, you know, I would.
417
00:22:33,443 --> 00:22:36,474
Why do the bad boys always...
418
00:22:36,475 --> 00:22:41,584
Look so good?
419
00:22:41,585 --> 00:22:45,573
La la la la la...
420
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:47,374
Ah!
421
00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:58,259
We'll be right back.
422
00:22:58,262 --> 00:23:04,162
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