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CHET: She's the female Elon Musk.
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Serena is our girl!
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Do I or do I not look like
a stripper mermaid?
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I brought my own dress. I'll wear that.
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I'm Crystal.
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I am a student of Chet's.
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I'm so super impressed by what you do.
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Are we ready to get
this sausage party started?
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RACHEL: This is Owen.
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He could have left his helmet at home.
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- My God, you're gorgeous.
- [ LAUGHS]
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Next up, we have Jasper...
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Wall Street-by-way-of-London perfection.
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To a superior and effective season.
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She's boring! Goldberg, go.
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You kiss the short guy,
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you instantly make yourself likeable
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and you get America
rooting for you again.
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DR. SIMON: She's clearly had
way too much to drink.
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I'm not really comfortable with this.
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RACHEL: Who's this guy?
QUINN: He is our new shrink.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Okay. Stop. Come on.
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I just told you to kiss the guy.
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This is the last watch of the night.
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Billy.
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Are you kidding me? What the hell?
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Now, how did that happen, Rachel?
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So, how's she doing?
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She got really drunk on the first night,
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made out with a guy, and then cut him.
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Not the suitress... Quinn.
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I don't think she's got it anymore.
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[LEISURE'S "GOT IT BAD" PLAYING]
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Honesty is the absolute truth.
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Celibacy is a tool
which cements your commitment
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to "Essential Honesty."
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? Girl, you think you got it bad ?
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Remember, sex is a lie,
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therefore we don't have sex.
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But you have to be rock-solid
in your conviction.
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Because if you waver, even once,
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you're not ready to take the next step.
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? Walked up to the bone
and the same won't happen ?
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MAN ON PA: Last call for hot breakfast.
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? Girl, you think you got it bad ?
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? Do-do-do do-do-do ?
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[MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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- ? Girl, you think you got it bad ?
- Oh, Rachel.
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- Rachel. Hey.
- ? Do-do-do do-do-do ?
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- Hey.
- Sorry to bother you...
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Oh, no, that's...
that's not a problem. It's...
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Hey, uh, I... I know this is
against show rules,
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no Internet or newspapers
or whatever, but...
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is there any way you could get me
a little news from the outside?
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Oh, I'm sorry... I...
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No, actually, I'm so sorry.
We... I can't.
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- We just, um...
- I un... I understand.
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But right before I came here, there
was some trouble in the Congo.
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Government's arresting
a lot of people and...
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well, I have Peace Corps buddies
down in Kindamba.
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Africa...
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Y-Your favorite place, right?
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- Yeah...
- Yeah.
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Yeah. Hey, how come I
keep getting the feeling
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that you are a lot more
interesting than your job?
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Are you guys having sex right now?
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'Cause your nipples are showing, Rachel.
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??
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I'll see what I can find out.
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Thank you.
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??
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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So, five out of six, I think.
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Quinn. Yep. Yep.
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How's our girl Serena this morning?
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I've been getting war-texts
from Gary since 5:30 AM.
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Are you serious? Why?
The ratings were good.
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Not good enough.
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Yeah, we're still
squarely on the bubble.
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I promised him tits-out sexy,
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and we delivered our hottie suitress
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- in a nun's frock kissing Mini Me.
- Okay, fine. Fine!
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So the story wasn't exactly
what we wanted, but still...
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But if she hadn't cut Norman,
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then maybe the people
would've come back to see
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if the jockey would ride her,
but instead we have...
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Hey, why are you ignoring me?
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What is that face?
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[WHISPERS] The jockey did ride her.
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What?! That is fantastic!
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No. Do we have footage?
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- Where is the footage?
- We got her way too drunk last night
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and she's finally got her head in
the game. She's in a good place...
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- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- Serena?
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Yeah?
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Hi. Just doing a deep dive on the guys.
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Trying to keep all their bios
straight before I go out there.
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This is her in a good place?
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You got pictures on all the guys?
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Yeah, I used one of those
cheat sheets the PAs have.
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- Found it in the garbage.
- Oh, I-I'm sorry.
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You picked through the garbage?
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I know, it's very classy,
but I had to have a system
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so I can remember who everybody is.
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And you have, uh, last names
and professions on everyone.
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That's impressive.
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Yes, well, I ask a lot of questions.
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Where did you get those Post-its?
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The control room.
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What? No, no.
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No, Serena, the control room
is a no-fly zone.
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Dorothy doesn't get to peek
behind the curtain here.
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Well, I did. So buy a lock.
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Or fire whoever was
supposed to be guarding it.
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I was up at 4:00,
there was no one in there.
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Oh, I saw your security cameras
on the guys, by the way.
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Saw the security cameras, Rachel.
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Oh! Cowboy snores big time.
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Okay, so, Serena, we really just
want you to relax into this
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and let things happen naturally.
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That leaves way too much up to chance.
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I don't want to cut the wrong guy,
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so I need to individuate the contenders.
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Yeah, you wouldn't want to have the
wrong guy slip through your crack.
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It's how I buy companies,
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so doing this any other way
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- would be irresponsible.
- I get it.
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- I just...
- Jasper, Jasper, Jasper, Jasper.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Jasper is my guy. HBS.
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All right, listen, Serena,
I know that things got,
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you know, things got
a little wild last night.
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You're just trying to get
everything under control...
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This has nothing to do
with control or last night.
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And how about you never
talk to me about that again.
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Can I get some space, you guys,
to prepare, please?
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Okay?
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Yeah, sure. Uh, um.
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You know, we actually set up
a poker game for you tonight.
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Just go out there and just show
the guys how impressive you are.
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Well, I am gonna kill this.
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Poker game? Oh, that will be sexy.
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Okay, she's on something, right?
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Listen, she's just nervous, all right?
She's really, really nervous.
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Well, then you need to get her hooked
up to a tequila I.V., all right?
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I need her lubed up and user friendly.
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I want to be worried about a
gang-bang at least 10 times today.
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10 times, really? Quinn,
that feels like a lot.
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Hey, Quinn, uh, I was wondering if...
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It is not a lot, trust me.
I am having a conversation!
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Ah, it's great to see you, too.
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One stunning suitress.
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13 amazing guys.
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All working harder
than ever to try to get lucky
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because today, we're going Vegas.
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Featuring a very special mystery guest.
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Ooh! Gosh, I hope it's Copperfield
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and they make you disappear, Graham.
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Okay, cut! I need a reset and
deal me up, people, let's go.
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??
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All right, you sinners. Welcome.
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In front of you is $500 worth of chips.
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Good luck.
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- They are gonna need it.
- Thank you.
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SERENA: Here we go, boys.
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I will warn you,
I am very good at poker.
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- Really?
- Really?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I'm scared, I guess.
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We'll do 200.
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Oh-ho-ho, big spender?
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- Mm-hmm.
- She's doing great.
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I don't know, she looks
kind of road worn in HD.
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- What is she, like 32?
- Shut up, Madison!
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32? That's depressing.
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Can't we say she's like 29?
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No, we can't say that.
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- Well...
- Because it's not true.
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Well, say she's divorced.
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At least at some point
somebody wanted her.
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I'm gonna ignore
that you just said that.
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We're just gonna tell the truth.
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People are gonna relate to it, okay?
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So, tell me Serena, how did you,
uh, get so good at poker?
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Well, I got so good at poker because
Mark Zuckerberg has a game.
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You know Zuckerberg?
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Do you think he really is the, uh...
the genius that they say he is?
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Oh. I'd say he was definitely the, uh,
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the second smartest person in the room.
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- Hm.
- Well, now she's just bragging.
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She is what my friends
and I call an "Old Sad."
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And what what is that, exactly?
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Somebody who made
the biggest mistake ever
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and chose her job over a boyfriend.
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Right, and now she's a mogul. Wah.
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MADISON: Ha-ha, okay, fine.
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But who says being a baller
makes girls happy?
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If all you do is put all of your life
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and energy into your job and your career
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and that's all you focus on,
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- then you're just gonna end up like...
- Shh!
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Say it.
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MAN: That means that I'm out.
Thank you, sir.
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Bam! Sucka!
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[ LAUGHS] Oh, my God,
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I saw your bluff coming down the road!
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How's that feel, Cowboy,
to be beat by a girl?
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Your tells are terrible.
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WARREN: That's a good point.
I'm terrible.
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I'm also out, so, have fun boys.
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Ohh, sore loser!
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All right, fellas.
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Let the real men play.
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And I'm gonna go get another drink.
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- Good luck, gentlemen.
- Yeah, drown your sorrows!
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Me, too.
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Fellas.
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I'm out.
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Thank you, sir.
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- Out?
- Oop. That was quick.
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You are good.
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Then there were two.
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There were two.
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I'll raise you 400
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plus a one-on-one date.
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You're on.
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Okay.
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I think you're going to
enjoy losing quite a lot.
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You know what I'm hearing,
though, August?
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The sound of your money
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and our date going down the toilet.
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Flush.
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[CHUCKLES]
- [LAUGHS]
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- Whoo!
- Oh, my God. Congratulations.
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So...
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you won?
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Cut!
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Well, that was a great idea
for a date, Rachel.
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She turned into
a condescending dickhead!
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What's wrong with her winning?
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It's cool. She can hang with the guys.
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Yeah, except none of the guys
want to hang with her.
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It's like she's wearing dude-repellent.
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Come on, let's get
these guys back in there.
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- She's such a dumbass.
- I know.
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Hey! Um...
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Hey! Rachel! Quinn!
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[CLEARS THROAT]
The problem is not the guys.
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The problem is Serena.
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- [SCOFFS] What?
- Okay, well, that's ridiculous.
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- What is?
- W...
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Hi.
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Listen, we think it's great
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that you are super smart,
you're successful,
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you can do everything by yourself,
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but what guy wants that?
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- A lot of guys.
- Lots of guys.
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- A lot of guys.
- Look, it's great that
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you go to the office and you kick ass.
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Whoo-hoo! And girl power and all that.
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Look who I hire.
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Hire? Wow.
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But the woman you are at work
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is not the girl that
a man wants to date.
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- [LAUGHS]
- RACHEL: Okay. So, I'm sorry,
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and what do you want her to do?
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You want her to just, like, go on a date
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and magically turn into somebody else?
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I mean, I-I go on a lot
of dates all the time.
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Mm-hmm. First dates.
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- Yeah.
- What about second dates?
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Thought so.
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Look, I might not be
the brightest guy in the world,
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but I did create one of the most
successful shows on TV...
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because I know what guys want
and I'm not afraid to say it.
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Now, would you like me to tell you
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why you don't get those second dates?
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Oh, this is gonna be good.
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I'm willing to hear your theory.
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Women make it so complicated.
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All you have to do to keep a guy forever
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is bake him cookies
and give him blow jobs.
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- Oh, my...
- That's a bunch of crap.
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I'm speaking metaphorically, of course.
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RACHEL: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
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You got to make space for the guy.
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And you've got to make him
feel important.
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Maddy, come here. Show her
what I'm talking about.
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- Oh, sure, she knows.
- Okay, look.
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So, if you're going
on a first date with a guy,
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there are only three things
you need to put on repeat.
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- You are so right.
- Yeah.
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This is a great idea.
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Can you, um, can you help me?
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- Stop talking.
- Yes.
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- No, no, no, keep... keep going.
- What?
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You're not seriously listening to this.
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I-I am just taking a pitch.
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Okay. Serena, yes,
Chet can get you a guy, sure,
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but he can't get you the guy that you
want in the way that you want it.
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Yeah, but can you?
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If I go scuba diving, I hire
a scuba diving instructor,
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so maybe if I'm messing up
with the guys,
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I should talk to a guy.
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- Serena...
- I'm not gonna drop to my knees
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- or bake cookies any time soon.
- Come on! Sere...
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No, I'm... I will
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give your strategy a try,
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and then I will objectively evaluate it.
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Sexy!
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We'll work on it.
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Come here. Maddy.
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Well, Rachel.
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You just lost us our girl.
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To Chet.
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Get back inside, boys!
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??
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In Vegas, when you're hot you're hot,
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and Serena is certainly burning it up.
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You see, she slayed our guys at poker,
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but will her luck hold
at the craps table?
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Let's see how the dice fall, shall we?
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I am gonna add, uh...
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Sorry, um, it's... it's Guy
and Preston, right?
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Can you help me?
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Yeah, I sure can.
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If you want a recipe
for roasted beet hummus.
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Oh, that's really funny,
'cause I'm a chef.
329
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But Preston here is just another
old white dude from Florida
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trying to finish his sentence
without leaking.
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- [LAUGHS]
- What'd I tell you?
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- They're fighting over her.
- Hey, I've been coming to Vegas
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- since before you were in diapers.
- If I were you, I'd add odds.
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Oh, wow. Yes.
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That is a great idea.
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Thank you.
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[LAUGHS] Thank you!
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- Hey!
- Oh! Oh, wow!
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You're on a streak, Serena.
Play the field.
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- I'm gonna back you, baby.
- Thank you.
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- Let me get 100 on Big Eight.
- Oh, on Big Eight.
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- You know what, count me in, too.
- Oh, my goodness, that is amazing!
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I swiped a bottle
of champagne from the bar.
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The sooner you bet all your chips,
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- the sooner we can get out of here.
- Oh, you are so bad.
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Yes, he is. Champagne bandit.
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- Hey!
- Ah!
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[LAUGHS]
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You're all a bunch of good luck charms!
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What did I tell you? That's
why you need me here.
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I am a man-thropologist!
352
00:13:31,829 --> 00:13:34,154
Hi, baby!
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00:13:34,164 --> 00:13:35,522
- Hey!
- Hi!
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How are you?
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Ah, you're back.
356
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Isn't it a school night?
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- I'll be right back, okay?
- Okay.
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They're no funny guys.
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[LAUGHTER]
360
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,607
Um...
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I actually came to talk to you.
362
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Oh, I can't wait.
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I-It's kind of private.
364
00:14:00,557 --> 00:14:03,082
And you're the only one who can help.
365
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,918
Uh, Chet is giving
a building to Calgrove...
366
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:09,588
it is the Chet Wilton Center
for Reality Television Studies.
367
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,225
- Mm. Talk about higher learning.
- Yeah.
368
00:14:12,235 --> 00:14:14,961
He's put me in charge
of this fundraising dinner,
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and I have never done
anything like this before.
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00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:21,067
Chet told me you were amazing
at handling his business
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when you guys were together,
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so I thought maybe you could make this,
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like, really amazing, too.
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00:14:27,549 --> 00:14:30,075
That's a pretty big ask, Crystal.
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I don't think I can jump that high.
376
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,612
I-It's just so important
that Chet finally
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gets the recognition he deserves.
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00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:38,717
I mean, after all, he is
the visionary that changed,
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like, the "grammar"
of network television.
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I mean, it was his idea for characters
to talk directly to camera.
381
00:14:44,099 --> 00:14:46,657
Hmm. Is that... Is that
what he's teaching you?
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00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,493
But it's not just about his career,
383
00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:50,828
it's about his whole personal
story with his father.
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I mean, it's incredible that
he's had so much success
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when he had such a tough start as a kid.
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00:14:56,511 --> 00:14:58,235
Chet's father left when he was 6.
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00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,671
So what? There's a lot of kids
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00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:03,274
that have been raised by one parent.
389
00:15:03,284 --> 00:15:05,443
But Chet's father didn't just leave.
390
00:15:05,453 --> 00:15:08,012
I mean, he took his own life.
391
00:15:08,022 --> 00:15:10,648
I mean, the way that Chet found him
392
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in the garage
with the car still running...
393
00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:15,485
Most people don't get
past something like that.
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00:15:15,495 --> 00:15:17,955
But Chet isn't most people.
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[CHUCKLES]
396
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,527
Okay. You know, I... I, um...
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00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:25,129
I got to get back to work.
398
00:15:25,139 --> 00:15:28,999
- Okay?
- Okay. Uh, so will you help?
399
00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,100
Uh, yeah. Don't you worry, Crystal.
400
00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:33,537
I will, uh... I will give you
all the help you need.
401
00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:34,998
- Thank you.
- All right.
402
00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:37,040
Okay.
403
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:39,302
He's so full of shit.
404
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,055
I'm sorry, Rachel. But this
whole show is supposed to be
405
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,280
- about what I want.
- Oh, what the hell is going on?
406
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:46,951
I want a one-on-one with Billy.
He's really into me.
407
00:15:46,962 --> 00:15:49,083
Yes, because you are
acting like a bimbo.
408
00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:51,107
Thanks, but I already
have a bitter best friend.
409
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,156
What I don't have is a husband.
410
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:56,555
Hence, a one-on-one with Billy. Now.
411
00:15:57,971 --> 00:15:59,454
I say we give it to her.
412
00:15:59,465 --> 00:16:01,446
She... You know, she's just
getting her groove on,
413
00:16:01,457 --> 00:16:02,898
you know, getting in the zone.
414
00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:04,779
- Let's just roll with it.
- [CELLPHONE RINGS]
415
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:06,669
Fine. Let her do a lap with Speed Racer.
416
00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:08,411
- Are you kidding me?
- Hey, baby...
417
00:16:08,422 --> 00:16:09,477
Billy?
418
00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:11,953
We only picked him for the show
because he has a short fuse...
419
00:16:11,964 --> 00:16:14,742
Look, he is a professional
race car driver, okay?
420
00:16:14,753 --> 00:16:16,712
That is flyover state royalty.
421
00:16:16,722 --> 00:16:18,547
We need flyover state ratings.
422
00:16:18,557 --> 00:16:20,215
Tonight is supposed to be a group date.
423
00:16:20,225 --> 00:16:22,750
It is way too early
in the season for a one-on-one.
424
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,186
Rachel, with all due respect,
425
00:16:24,196 --> 00:16:26,754
Gary has a knife
at my throat, not yours.
426
00:16:26,764 --> 00:16:29,224
So, for tonight... at least...
427
00:16:29,234 --> 00:16:33,161
if you could just keep your mouth
shut and do your damn job.
428
00:16:33,171 --> 00:16:35,230
And I "wuv" "woo" too.
429
00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:36,898
What'd I miss?
430
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:40,668
Don't ever send your child bride
to do your dirty work again.
431
00:16:40,678 --> 00:16:43,705
Uh, Crystal's gonna turn 24 in June.
432
00:16:43,715 --> 00:16:45,106
She asked me to help with
433
00:16:45,116 --> 00:16:49,243
your revisionist-history
ego-boosting fundraiser.
434
00:16:49,253 --> 00:16:52,046
She went to you? God, that takes guts.
435
00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:54,115
And if you want her to respect you,
436
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:56,050
maybe you should stop telling her lies.
437
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:59,286
Crystal and I have an incredibly
honest relationship.
438
00:16:59,296 --> 00:17:01,652
- Oh, please!
- Yeah. Yeah.
439
00:17:01,663 --> 00:17:05,792
You told her that whole sob-story
about your father killing himself?
440
00:17:05,802 --> 00:17:07,261
You're right.
441
00:17:07,271 --> 00:17:09,467
I shouldn't have lied, and I'm sorry.
442
00:17:09,478 --> 00:17:12,699
[SCOFFS] Well, don't tell me, tell her.
443
00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:14,960
My dad did kill himself.
444
00:17:15,612 --> 00:17:17,938
Everything else I told you
about my family was true.
445
00:17:17,948 --> 00:17:20,273
It's just that one other part.
446
00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:22,242
It felt shameful to talk about.
447
00:17:22,252 --> 00:17:25,253
??
448
00:17:26,456 --> 00:17:28,114
Crystal makes me feel safe enough
449
00:17:28,124 --> 00:17:30,816
to accept the different parts of myself.
450
00:17:30,826 --> 00:17:33,861
??
451
00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:38,091
[SCOFFS]
452
00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:39,960
I... You... You...
453
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,995
You... y-you've known her,
what, like three months?
454
00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:44,564
It's real, Quinnie.
455
00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:46,241
I love her.
456
00:17:47,242 --> 00:17:49,257
I want that for you.
457
00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:52,272
It's life-changing.
458
00:17:53,929 --> 00:17:55,608
I'm sure.
459
00:17:56,518 --> 00:17:58,610
I'm sure what... what is it, uh...
460
00:17:59,054 --> 00:18:01,718
$20,000 a month allowance?
461
00:18:02,272 --> 00:18:05,417
I'm sure that's real
life-changing for Crystal, too.
462
00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:07,352
Quinn...
463
00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:10,397
??
464
00:18:12,554 --> 00:18:14,259
Okay.
465
00:18:14,269 --> 00:18:17,336
??
466
00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:22,071
?
467
00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:25,148
I won my first go-kart
event when I was 10.
468
00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:27,453
The National Pee-Wee
Crown when I was 15.
469
00:18:27,464 --> 00:18:29,488
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
470
00:18:29,498 --> 00:18:31,490
Trump country's gonna love this.
471
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,459
- Silver Crownwhen I was 17.
- Oh.
472
00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:34,835
I hate this show.
473
00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:36,816
Then I went to MIT
and became a stock car driver.
474
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:38,631
- You went to MIT?
- No.
475
00:18:38,641 --> 00:18:40,633
No, I wanted to see
if you were paying attention.
476
00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:43,969
[LAUGHS] You are so funny!
477
00:18:43,979 --> 00:18:46,305
Dan, get that gum out
of his mouth right now!
478
00:18:46,315 --> 00:18:48,507
I need your gum.
479
00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:50,275
- Actually?
- Yep.
480
00:18:50,285 --> 00:18:52,077
- Awesome.
- Sorry about that.
481
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,420
No, it's okay.
482
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,686
Uh, so, tell me about driving.
483
00:19:01,696 --> 00:19:03,174
You okay?
484
00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:06,358
What?
485
00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:08,955
Nothing, just, uh, you know,
seem a little...
486
00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:14,131
You know, I'm here.
487
00:19:14,141 --> 00:19:16,064
If you need to talk, I'm here.
488
00:19:17,311 --> 00:19:19,036
Let's get one thing straight,
489
00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,689
I will never need to talk.
490
00:19:23,385 --> 00:19:27,211
So if you enjoy getting
your barely-earned paychecks,
491
00:19:27,221 --> 00:19:30,122
you won't ever ask me that again.
492
00:19:32,393 --> 00:19:35,819
Okay.
493
00:19:35,829 --> 00:19:37,288
[LAUGHS]
494
00:19:37,298 --> 00:19:39,790
Fast and dangerous, that's so cool.
495
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,126
- Sounds like my dream man.
- There you go.
496
00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:43,594
QUINN: Hey, Rachel.
497
00:19:43,605 --> 00:19:46,263
How do you like watching
your feminist turn into this?
498
00:19:46,573 --> 00:19:49,867
No, no, my life
is boring to our viewers.
499
00:19:49,877 --> 00:19:52,168
I don't know about that.
You seem like...
500
00:19:52,178 --> 00:19:53,719
Jeremy.
501
00:19:55,582 --> 00:19:57,140
Owen, uh, hi.
502
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,883
Hey, come here. I, uh...
503
00:19:58,894 --> 00:20:00,377
- Hey.
- How you doing?
504
00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,512
- Hey, everything okay?
- I don't know, I'm just...
505
00:20:02,522 --> 00:20:04,514
I'm feeling a little bit
worried about Serena.
506
00:20:04,524 --> 00:20:06,154
She's in there with that guy Billy.
507
00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:07,717
And the guy is, like, such a douche.
508
00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:09,319
Yeah, well, Serena's smart.
509
00:20:09,329 --> 00:20:11,087
She'll figure that out on her own.
510
00:20:11,097 --> 00:20:14,537
I don't know, I kind of feel like you
need to go in there and save her.
511
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:16,893
- That's not really my thing.
- What are you talking about?
512
00:20:16,903 --> 00:20:18,974
You had that great first kiss with her.
513
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,497
I really think you should just
go in there and defend it.
514
00:20:21,507 --> 00:20:23,152
That's just gonna make her
feel uncomfortable.
515
00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:25,535
- It's not gonna make her feel uncomfortable.
- I mean, she's on a date.
516
00:20:25,545 --> 00:20:28,404
- He said he doesn't want to do it.
- Will you let me produce the show?
517
00:20:28,414 --> 00:20:30,506
Oh, you mean manipulate
someone into doing
518
00:20:30,516 --> 00:20:32,374
something that they don't want to do?
519
00:20:32,384 --> 00:20:34,109
Hi, Rachel.
520
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,412
I'm sorry, Rachel. Uh, I don't
want to cause any trouble.
521
00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:38,713
Rachel, can I talk to you really quick?
522
00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:41,467
Do you remember that dress you guys
wanted me to wear at the opening?
523
00:20:41,478 --> 00:20:44,152
- Do you think you could get it for me?
- Which one? What? You w...
524
00:20:44,163 --> 00:20:45,454
You want the sequined
one with the boobs?
525
00:20:45,464 --> 00:20:47,957
Yeah, Yeah. I think Chet might be right.
526
00:20:47,967 --> 00:20:49,624
I think this is what guys want.
527
00:20:49,634 --> 00:20:51,760
Guys want ugly ass 90-inch televisions
528
00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:54,095
and they want threesomes
with you and your best friend.
529
00:20:54,105 --> 00:20:55,820
It doesn't mean you have
to give it to them.
530
00:20:55,831 --> 00:20:57,765
This is... I mean, this is
just a... it's a compromise.
531
00:20:57,776 --> 00:20:59,267
Listen to me, okay.
532
00:20:59,277 --> 00:21:01,470
I totally get it, I mean,
it feels amazing right now.
533
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,473
All of these guys are tripping
over their dicks to get to you,
534
00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:06,608
but it doesn't mean that
you have dumb yourself down.
535
00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:10,111
You are this smart, strong,
successful woman...
536
00:21:10,121 --> 00:21:13,247
I know, and this smart,
strong, successful,
537
00:21:13,257 --> 00:21:15,950
single woman is asking you
538
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,486
to please get her the dress.
539
00:21:18,496 --> 00:21:21,530
??
540
00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:28,662
Hey! What's going on?
541
00:21:28,672 --> 00:21:30,731
Isn't it pretty obvious?
542
00:21:30,741 --> 00:21:32,833
You're witnessing me stress eating.
543
00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:35,002
Right, and so now you're
thinking what's the trigger
544
00:21:35,012 --> 00:21:37,137
for this girl's behavior? Hmm?
545
00:21:37,147 --> 00:21:39,072
You know, maybe it's Quinn,
the mother figure...
546
00:21:39,082 --> 00:21:42,075
I mean, yes, we just
were fighting again.
547
00:21:42,085 --> 00:21:43,810
And then there's also Jeremy,
548
00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:46,937
he's the ex-boyfriend with
all of the unresolved issues.
549
00:21:46,948 --> 00:21:48,676
Or I don't know.
You know, maybe it's, like,
550
00:21:48,687 --> 00:21:52,519
one of the six or nine other people
551
00:21:52,529 --> 00:21:54,521
I've almost made out with on this crew.
552
00:21:54,531 --> 00:21:58,124
You know, this place to me it's, like,
just full of triggers, you know?
553
00:21:58,134 --> 00:22:01,027
It's like a goddamn trigger buffet!
554
00:22:01,037 --> 00:22:04,513
Is this what your "Essential
Honesty" is doing for you?
555
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,984
Mm. No, that actually works.
556
00:22:06,995 --> 00:22:08,638
Mm.
557
00:22:10,653 --> 00:22:12,171
What?
558
00:22:12,181 --> 00:22:13,677
I don't know.
559
00:22:13,688 --> 00:22:18,341
Your version of "Essential Honesty"
just feels kind of blame-y.
560
00:22:18,352 --> 00:22:20,512
Like you're using it as a shield.
561
00:22:20,522 --> 00:22:23,882
Wow. And you got that after, what,
like, just one conversation
562
00:22:23,892 --> 00:22:25,580
- at craft service?
- Fresh eyes can help.
563
00:22:25,591 --> 00:22:28,386
It just seems like. Nothing
is ever your fault.
564
00:22:28,403 --> 00:22:32,105
And you blame everyone else
for your anger.
565
00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:36,727
So I'm just wondering...
566
00:22:36,737 --> 00:22:38,463
have you ever tried turning
567
00:22:38,488 --> 00:22:42,957
that "Essential Honesty" on yourself?
568
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,447
No, I've, uh, never given
that any thought.
569
00:22:49,551 --> 00:22:51,208
You know what's
my biggest trigger of all?
570
00:22:51,218 --> 00:22:54,057
??
571
00:22:54,869 --> 00:22:58,215
Getting diagnosed by hack
shrinks who don't even know me.
572
00:22:58,225 --> 00:23:01,259
??
573
00:23:09,385 --> 00:23:13,752
So, the first thing
you are supposed to check
574
00:23:13,763 --> 00:23:17,324
when you get here is my office bar.
575
00:23:17,335 --> 00:23:21,205
I am out of vodka, and it
is supposed to be stocked 24/7.
576
00:23:21,215 --> 00:23:22,572
I-I did.
577
00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:24,510
I put two bottles of vodka
in there yesterday.
578
00:23:24,521 --> 00:23:28,612
Well... someone must have
gotten into my fridge.
579
00:23:28,622 --> 00:23:31,623
So, vodka on the rocks, please.
580
00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:36,185
You got your dress... she's wearing it.
581
00:23:36,195 --> 00:23:37,954
I mean, Chet's completely
brainwashed her.
582
00:23:37,964 --> 00:23:39,522
That is great!
583
00:23:39,532 --> 00:23:41,790
So the titties will be
flying high tonight.
584
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,426
No, this is not great, this is tanking
585
00:23:43,436 --> 00:23:44,860
the whole point of the season.
586
00:23:44,870 --> 00:23:47,002
You mean your whole point of the season.
587
00:23:47,013 --> 00:23:49,265
I mean, mine was the get
one of these ding-a-lings
588
00:23:49,275 --> 00:23:50,866
to fall in love with our ice queen
589
00:23:50,876 --> 00:23:52,635
so that I can have my hit show back.
590
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:56,713
This is what she wants, Rachel.
She wants a husband.
591
00:23:57,502 --> 00:24:00,208
But if one of these guys
falls for this version of her,
592
00:24:00,218 --> 00:24:02,544
they're just falling for a fake.
This is all a lie.
593
00:24:02,554 --> 00:24:05,114
Hello! Welcome to "Everlasting."
594
00:24:05,124 --> 00:24:07,449
[WHISPERING] The whole
show's a lie, Rachel.
595
00:24:07,459 --> 00:24:09,051
Shh.
596
00:24:09,061 --> 00:24:10,653
Don't tell anyone.
597
00:24:10,663 --> 00:24:12,658
[LAUGHS]
598
00:24:14,135 --> 00:24:15,923
Fine. You know what?
599
00:24:15,933 --> 00:24:19,291
If this is what you want, you
can just produce her yourself.
600
00:24:19,744 --> 00:24:21,283
Ooh. Pfft!
601
00:24:21,806 --> 00:24:24,275
Dropped... I'm gonna put the...
602
00:24:24,286 --> 00:24:25,900
Ooh! Hi. [LAUGHS]
603
00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:27,435
Quinn.
604
00:24:27,445 --> 00:24:28,892
Um...
605
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,830
Gary.
606
00:24:31,841 --> 00:24:34,475
What are you doing here?
607
00:24:34,485 --> 00:24:38,412
I don't need an invite
to visit my own set.
608
00:24:38,422 --> 00:24:42,984
- Let me just get that.
- I-I-I got that. I got it.
609
00:24:42,994 --> 00:24:45,152
[CLEARS THROAT]
610
00:24:45,163 --> 00:24:46,820
What the hell's going
on with you, Quinn?
611
00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:49,190
Nothing. I am cleaning up.
612
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,526
As you can see.
And I am producing the show.
613
00:24:52,536 --> 00:24:55,604
??
614
00:25:00,754 --> 00:25:03,836
Let's all give it up
for our single suitress...
615
00:25:03,847 --> 00:25:06,011
- Serena.
- Whoo!
616
00:25:08,596 --> 00:25:10,154
QUINN: And look, see.
617
00:25:10,164 --> 00:25:12,657
Shrink-wrapped and ready to serve.
618
00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:15,203
Definitely would take a piece of that.
619
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:18,461
See, it's all good. We're fine,
we're great, and we're back.
620
00:25:18,472 --> 00:25:19,485
We're back.
621
00:25:19,496 --> 00:25:20,564
Oh, my gosh!
622
00:25:20,574 --> 00:25:22,433
That dress, it is stunning!
623
00:25:22,443 --> 00:25:24,668
What is it? Do you know? Is it Versace?
624
00:25:24,678 --> 00:25:26,304
I... you know, I don't know.
625
00:25:26,314 --> 00:25:28,649
But, uh, why don't you go to
Barneys, get yourself one.
626
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,574
- Go ahead and get it.
- Oh. Chet, you spoil me.
627
00:25:30,584 --> 00:25:32,313
- Aw, I like to.
- Thank you.
628
00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:35,512
All right, get ready
for a terrific surprise.
629
00:25:35,522 --> 00:25:39,350
Because tonight's musical guest
is not a famous band
630
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,988
or a famous singer.
631
00:25:42,028 --> 00:25:43,854
- It's you.
- Yeah.
632
00:25:43,864 --> 00:25:46,824
You see, each of you are gonna choose
a tune from our karaoke library.
633
00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:49,586
And serenade Serena with a song
634
00:25:49,597 --> 00:25:51,761
that you think will win her heart.
635
00:25:51,771 --> 00:25:53,781
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
636
00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:56,466
Where the hell is Rachel? Why isn't
she here producing her guys?
637
00:25:56,476 --> 00:25:58,534
'Cause she's having her
breakdown early this season?
638
00:25:58,544 --> 00:26:00,011
Uh...
639
00:26:01,147 --> 00:26:02,644
Come on, guys.
640
00:26:03,549 --> 00:26:07,644
Now, you'll do great guys. It's karaoke.
Let's have some fun.
641
00:26:08,457 --> 00:26:10,063
- A smoker.
- Mm-hmm.
642
00:26:10,074 --> 00:26:11,891
- ? I've fallen in love ?
- Thank God.
643
00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:15,784
- ? And there's no turning back ?
- Can I?
644
00:26:17,363 --> 00:26:19,622
??
645
00:26:20,183 --> 00:26:22,657
? Your love hit me hard ?
646
00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:26,933
? You're like a heart attack ?
647
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,299
You have a Russian soul.
648
00:26:30,309 --> 00:26:31,666
[MAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
649
00:26:31,676 --> 00:26:33,964
What's that mean?
650
00:26:35,722 --> 00:26:37,306
There's a darkness.
651
00:26:37,745 --> 00:26:41,576
In you and me both.
652
00:26:41,586 --> 00:26:44,078
? Because I can't hide... ?
653
00:26:44,088 --> 00:26:47,625
Right, which is exactly why you
should focus your attention
654
00:26:47,636 --> 00:26:50,318
on someone bright and shiny.
655
00:26:50,328 --> 00:26:54,155
This woman is looking for a poodle.
656
00:26:54,165 --> 00:26:55,856
Not a man.
657
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:58,347
??
658
00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:01,896
Then be a man.
659
00:27:01,906 --> 00:27:04,198
- Hmm?
- Tell her your truth.
660
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:07,852
You know, show her
your dark side, stir shit up.
661
00:27:07,863 --> 00:27:09,758
Fine. What did you have in mind?
662
00:27:09,769 --> 00:27:11,250
- You're a Russian.
- And?
663
00:27:11,261 --> 00:27:14,207
Start the revolution!
Blow this circus up.
664
00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:16,076
[LAUGHS]
665
00:27:16,086 --> 00:27:17,845
How? What do I do?
666
00:27:17,855 --> 00:27:20,719
- Exactly what I tell you.
- You see?
667
00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:23,183
Russian soul.
668
00:27:23,972 --> 00:27:25,675
Very dark.
669
00:27:26,129 --> 00:27:28,922
- ? America... ?
- QUINN: His vocal cordsare up his ass.
670
00:27:28,932 --> 00:27:33,026
But come on, a race car driver
singing "America the Beautiful"...
671
00:27:33,036 --> 00:27:35,680
that's like red state crack.
672
00:27:35,691 --> 00:27:37,449
Whoo!
673
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:41,068
You must be very strong woman
674
00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:43,270
to keep up fake-smile for this jerk-off.
675
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,961
[LAUGHS]
676
00:27:44,972 --> 00:27:48,207
How about I put real smile on your face?
677
00:27:48,217 --> 00:27:52,745
- Okay.
- ? O beautiful for pilgrim's feet ?
678
00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:57,820
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna
show you what real love of country
679
00:27:57,831 --> 00:27:59,284
and passion looks like!
680
00:27:59,316 --> 00:28:01,516
? America ?... What are you doing up here?
681
00:28:01,527 --> 00:28:04,789
Just for a second.
? Vozrast staryy Soyuz ?
682
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,325
Are you really gonna let...
683
00:28:06,335 --> 00:28:08,274
- [SINGING IN RUSSIAN]
- MAN: Here we go.
684
00:28:08,285 --> 00:28:10,878
- Was this planned?
- Oh! Yeah.
685
00:28:10,888 --> 00:28:12,980
I mean, we weren't gonna
just have karaoke.
686
00:28:12,990 --> 00:28:15,983
[LAUGHS]
687
00:28:15,993 --> 00:28:18,559
[SINGING IN RUSSIAN]
688
00:28:21,745 --> 00:28:23,766
- Get the music going again.
- [FEEDBACK WHINES]
689
00:28:23,777 --> 00:28:26,725
- ? Brave ?...
- [SINGING IN RUSSIAN]
690
00:28:26,735 --> 00:28:28,794
[LAUGHTER]
691
00:28:28,804 --> 00:28:31,030
Quinn, this is supposed
to be entertaining.
692
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,199
Don't worry, Gary. Um, hey, hey,
693
00:28:33,209 --> 00:28:34,901
can I get another camera on Billy,
694
00:28:34,911 --> 00:28:37,336
because he's gonna blow
right on schedule.
695
00:28:37,346 --> 00:28:38,704
Watch, watch, watch.
696
00:28:38,714 --> 00:28:41,306
[SINGING IN RUSSIAN]
697
00:28:41,316 --> 00:28:44,009
[COAST MODERN'S
"THE WAY IT WAS" PLAYING]
698
00:28:44,019 --> 00:28:45,811
Oh! Mic drop!
699
00:28:45,821 --> 00:28:47,178
BILLY: Feel good about yourself?
700
00:28:47,188 --> 00:28:50,733
Watch, America is about
to whoop Russia's ass.
701
00:28:50,751 --> 00:28:53,551
You worthless piece of USA trash.
702
00:28:53,562 --> 00:28:55,320
MEN: Ohh!
703
00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:57,491
We own your country now, by the way!
704
00:28:57,502 --> 00:29:00,425
I mean, he's right,
but I can totally cut that.
705
00:29:00,435 --> 00:29:02,660
Oh, is that right?
706
00:29:02,670 --> 00:29:04,862
- [SPITS]
- Oh!
707
00:29:04,872 --> 00:29:08,266
? And I realized the whole damn ?
? time I been missing out ?
708
00:29:08,276 --> 00:29:10,335
- Oh!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
709
00:29:10,345 --> 00:29:13,671
? Oh, we never gonna go back ?
? to the way it was ?
710
00:29:13,681 --> 00:29:15,573
- Quinn, are you watching this?
- Call security, right now.
711
00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:18,275
No, come on, it's good TV.
Just let it go.
712
00:29:18,285 --> 00:29:19,677
This is exactly the kind of stuff
713
00:29:19,687 --> 00:29:21,612
I'm talking about when I say "too far"!
714
00:29:21,622 --> 00:29:23,968
This show cannot take another lawsuit.
715
00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:26,374
Well, if you don't want to know
how the sausage gets made,
716
00:29:26,385 --> 00:29:28,519
then don't come to the factory!
717
00:29:28,529 --> 00:29:30,520
[BILLY AND ALEXI GRUNTING]
718
00:29:30,530 --> 00:29:31,991
MAN: Hey!
719
00:29:32,327 --> 00:29:33,958
- Want to go?
- You...
720
00:29:33,968 --> 00:29:35,692
? Did you get your fill? ?
721
00:29:35,702 --> 00:29:36,961
? Have you seen it all? ?
722
00:29:36,971 --> 00:29:39,729
? Have you had enough? ?
723
00:29:40,991 --> 00:29:42,433
Just walk away, mate.
724
00:29:42,443 --> 00:29:43,600
Please, not in the face...
725
00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:46,070
- Ohh!
- Watch the faces, guys!
726
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,236
Hey! Enough!
727
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:48,452
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
728
00:29:48,463 --> 00:29:50,850
Number-one rule on this show,
you never solve a problem.
729
00:29:50,861 --> 00:29:53,276
Screw the show, all right?
Nobody gets hurt on my watch.
730
00:29:53,286 --> 00:29:56,079
Stop it! We're supposed
to be enjoying a show!
731
00:29:56,089 --> 00:29:57,581
Stop! Ah!
732
00:29:57,591 --> 00:29:59,215
- Ahh!
- Oh, hey!
733
00:29:59,225 --> 00:30:01,284
You get security
or I am calling the cops.
734
00:30:01,294 --> 00:30:03,059
No, no, come here, come here. Just wait.
735
00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:05,340
There is a priceless moment
that is just about to happen.
736
00:30:05,351 --> 00:30:08,223
I need a camera right now
on Jasper. And Owen.
737
00:30:08,234 --> 00:30:09,959
- Hey, you okay?
- Oh, look, look, look!
738
00:30:09,969 --> 00:30:12,090
- Who's gonna get to Serena first?
- This is a liability!
739
00:30:12,116 --> 00:30:13,716
No, hold on a minute! Just wait!
740
00:30:15,574 --> 00:30:17,467
Wait for it.
741
00:30:17,477 --> 00:30:21,136
? The way it was ?
742
00:30:21,146 --> 00:30:23,418
? The way it was ?
743
00:30:23,645 --> 00:30:26,032
? Oh, and we're never gonna go ?
? back to the way we was ?
744
00:30:26,043 --> 00:30:27,309
Look at that!
745
00:30:27,319 --> 00:30:30,012
You cannot write that stuff! Look at it!
746
00:30:30,022 --> 00:30:33,749
? Tell me if you wanna ?
? roll with the rest of us ?
747
00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:36,691
That is what I'm talking about!
748
00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:38,686
That's what I was waiting for.
749
00:30:38,696 --> 00:30:40,489
And cut!
750
00:30:40,499 --> 00:30:44,359
That is gonna be in every promo
for the rest of the season.
751
00:30:44,369 --> 00:30:46,328
Goldberg, to my office.
752
00:30:46,338 --> 00:30:48,671
- ? The way it was ?
- Boom!
753
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:54,854
[LAUGHS]
754
00:30:54,865 --> 00:30:58,146
Congratulations on
your little temper tantrum
755
00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:00,432
with street fighter Baryshnikov.
756
00:31:00,443 --> 00:31:02,417
Okay, you can flatter me
all you want, Quinn,
757
00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,152
but I'm so not back on this train.
758
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:07,388
I just sent Alexi in
to stop the nuclear leak
759
00:31:07,398 --> 00:31:09,424
that this show has become.
760
00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:12,160
Oh! I see.
761
00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:15,763
This was a big F-U to me
because you're pissed.
762
00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:17,932
But, I mean, come on, face it,
763
00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:19,900
that's when you do your best work.
764
00:31:19,910 --> 00:31:22,604
I am your muse. [LAUGHS]
765
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:25,406
Quinn, this is not funny.
766
00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:28,259
I mean, like it or not,
reality TV shapes our world.
767
00:31:28,270 --> 00:31:29,644
Oh, please.
768
00:31:29,654 --> 00:31:32,312
You're pumping toxic sludge
into the minds of young women.
769
00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:33,837
You're telling them that they have to
770
00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:36,350
dummy themselves down to land some dude.
771
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,820
Well, maybe it's the truth.
772
00:31:40,457 --> 00:31:41,922
I mean, look at us.
773
00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:44,024
Mm.
774
00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:47,528
So, what? You're just giving up?
775
00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:48,918
No.
776
00:31:49,676 --> 00:31:52,282
I don't want what she wants, Rachel.
777
00:31:52,293 --> 00:31:53,500
Bullshit.
778
00:31:53,510 --> 00:31:55,313
You want exactly what she wants.
779
00:31:55,324 --> 00:31:57,037
You're just too scared to admit it
780
00:31:57,047 --> 00:32:00,707
because you're afraid
you're never gonna get it.
781
00:32:00,717 --> 00:32:02,142
I mean, you went all googly-eyed
782
00:32:02,152 --> 00:32:04,307
when John Booth said he
wanted to have your baby,
783
00:32:04,318 --> 00:32:07,814
you completely freaked out over that
diamond ring that Chet gave you...
784
00:32:07,824 --> 00:32:09,904
Okay, enough, all right?
785
00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:14,153
- I'm telling the truth.
- Just get the hell out.
786
00:32:14,164 --> 00:32:15,354
- Quinn...
- Go!
787
00:32:15,365 --> 00:32:16,466
Hey, Quinn,
788
00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:18,624
Race Car Billy got his hands on
a phone and called his lawyer.
789
00:32:18,634 --> 00:32:20,220
He's saying that Alexi provoked him
790
00:32:20,231 --> 00:32:23,062
and it's all a big set-up.
791
00:32:23,072 --> 00:32:24,963
Great work, genius.
792
00:32:24,973 --> 00:32:27,974
??
793
00:32:30,979 --> 00:32:32,540
- Hey.
- Hey.
794
00:32:33,348 --> 00:32:34,423
Crazy night, huh?
795
00:32:34,441 --> 00:32:36,266
Yeah. You okay?
796
00:32:36,277 --> 00:32:37,603
Yeah, thanks.
797
00:32:37,614 --> 00:32:39,939
The dress is trashed, but...
798
00:32:39,950 --> 00:32:43,173
Eh. To be honest,
I liked the last one better.
799
00:32:44,554 --> 00:32:45,852
Really?
800
00:32:46,595 --> 00:32:48,665
Seemed more you, I guess.
801
00:32:49,321 --> 00:32:50,988
Well, what does that mean?
802
00:32:51,814 --> 00:32:54,087
I don't know. Um...
803
00:32:54,669 --> 00:32:55,927
Okay, um...
804
00:32:55,937 --> 00:32:59,548
Well, earlier at the craps
table and then with Billy,
805
00:32:59,559 --> 00:33:01,718
you seemed kind of different.
806
00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:03,421
Like maybe you were
807
00:33:03,432 --> 00:33:06,858
dumbing yourself down or something.
808
00:33:06,869 --> 00:33:10,506
You know, Owen, you met me yesterday,
809
00:33:10,517 --> 00:33:12,626
so you don't really know who I am.
810
00:33:12,637 --> 00:33:15,796
What I mean to say is that you
don't have to do that with me.
811
00:33:15,807 --> 00:33:18,333
Well, I don't really have
to do anything with you.
812
00:33:18,344 --> 00:33:19,790
Right?
813
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,353
W... Serena...
814
00:33:22,363 --> 00:33:24,355
[SIGHS]
815
00:33:24,365 --> 00:33:25,756
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
816
00:33:25,766 --> 00:33:28,800
??
817
00:33:32,495 --> 00:33:33,580
Hi.
818
00:33:33,591 --> 00:33:35,283
Sure glad that's over.
819
00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:37,401
Hi.
820
00:33:37,411 --> 00:33:40,070
Hey, uh, did you happen to...
821
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,438
get any news on the Congo at all?
822
00:33:42,448 --> 00:33:44,741
- I didn't. I am so sorry, it just c...
- It's okay.
823
00:33:44,751 --> 00:33:46,619
No, it completely slipped my mind.
824
00:33:46,630 --> 00:33:49,744
That's fine. It's all good.
It's fine. It's fine.
825
00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:53,416
This thing tonight... I, uh...
826
00:33:53,427 --> 00:33:55,620
I feel ridiculous in a suit.
827
00:33:56,221 --> 00:33:57,276
No.
828
00:33:59,557 --> 00:34:01,565
You look amazing.
829
00:34:02,104 --> 00:34:04,059
Thank you.
830
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,329
No...
831
00:34:06,339 --> 00:34:08,971
Except for, um...
832
00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:12,067
For this.
833
00:34:12,077 --> 00:34:15,078
??
834
00:34:17,428 --> 00:34:19,729
Actually, I'm working right now.
835
00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:23,419
Yeah, me, too.
836
00:34:23,789 --> 00:34:26,790
??
837
00:34:31,094 --> 00:34:33,287
CHET: Hey, hey, so, is Billy
gonna sue us?
838
00:34:33,298 --> 00:34:34,923
Gary's all over my ass.
839
00:34:34,933 --> 00:34:37,091
I sent Gary home, okay?
840
00:34:37,101 --> 00:34:39,027
I got a quid pro quo from Billy,
841
00:34:39,037 --> 00:34:42,331
but that's only if
Serena doesn't cut him.
842
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:43,865
Will she?
843
00:34:43,875 --> 00:34:45,599
She's pretty pissed. At all of us.
844
00:34:45,609 --> 00:34:48,280
You're not gonna get all
those bruises out of there.
845
00:34:48,291 --> 00:34:49,803
All right. Ready? Yeah.
846
00:34:49,814 --> 00:34:51,215
And action, Graham.
847
00:34:51,226 --> 00:34:52,973
Well, guys.
848
00:34:52,983 --> 00:34:55,442
Uh, obviously it's...
849
00:34:55,452 --> 00:34:56,877
it's been a night of surprises.
850
00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:58,212
But we're still not done.
851
00:34:58,222 --> 00:35:00,380
You see, 11 of you will be continuing
852
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,682
on your journey with Serena.
853
00:35:02,692 --> 00:35:04,784
But unfortunately for two of you,
854
00:35:04,794 --> 00:35:06,429
Vegas is your last stop.
855
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,488
But no matter which road
you're on tonight, though,
856
00:35:08,498 --> 00:35:11,458
each one of you will
receive a very special,
857
00:35:11,468 --> 00:35:15,061
commemorative "Everlasting" tire gauge
858
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:18,231
courtesy of our own Billy Byrd
and Byrd Racing Accessories.
859
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,500
So call now and mention "Everlasting"
860
00:35:20,510 --> 00:35:23,669
and get 10% off on
all of your race car needs.
861
00:35:23,679 --> 00:35:26,205
So, it's just a Billy infomercial now.
862
00:35:26,215 --> 00:35:29,575
- Beats a lawsuit.
- SERENA:It has been such a crazy day,
863
00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:32,345
but I am still very excited to be here.
864
00:35:32,355 --> 00:35:35,481
And I admire all of your...
865
00:35:35,491 --> 00:35:37,183
passion.
866
00:35:37,193 --> 00:35:38,751
And I hope to see more of that
867
00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:41,608
as we continue on this journey together.
868
00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:43,718
Warren,
869
00:35:44,370 --> 00:35:45,662
Preston,
870
00:35:45,868 --> 00:35:47,058
Jasper,
871
00:35:47,068 --> 00:35:49,944
come and get your tire gauges.
872
00:35:50,406 --> 00:35:52,230
- Alexi...
- Oh.
873
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,249
- Yes.
- Zach,
874
00:35:54,267 --> 00:35:56,525
Guy, I can't condone violence,
875
00:35:56,878 --> 00:35:58,836
but there is something exciting
876
00:35:58,846 --> 00:36:01,106
about being the center
of that kind of attention.
877
00:36:01,116 --> 00:36:03,008
Come on up.
878
00:36:03,018 --> 00:36:05,911
August, Barry, Jamie.
879
00:36:05,921 --> 00:36:07,879
You tried to stay above the fray,
880
00:36:07,889 --> 00:36:11,249
and I really appreciate that.
881
00:36:11,714 --> 00:36:14,618
Owen, I feel like we're in danger
882
00:36:14,629 --> 00:36:16,253
of losing what we had.
883
00:36:16,263 --> 00:36:18,890
I'm willing to give it
another shot if you are.
884
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:21,726
Will you accept this tire gauge?
885
00:36:21,736 --> 00:36:23,436
[CHUCKLES]
886
00:36:24,053 --> 00:36:26,063
- [WHISPERING] I'm sorry.
- [WHISPERING] No, hey, it's...
887
00:36:26,073 --> 00:36:28,365
No, no, no, no, no.
888
00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:30,675
Don't worry. I'm still me.
889
00:36:33,162 --> 00:36:36,140
Serena, this is the last
tire gauge of the night.
890
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:39,529
??
891
00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:42,779
Come on, pick Billy. Do not screw me.
892
00:36:42,789 --> 00:36:44,951
We had a deal, Serena.
893
00:36:44,962 --> 00:36:46,416
[NORMAL VOICE] Billy.
894
00:36:46,426 --> 00:36:48,718
You cold-cocked Alexi.
895
00:36:48,728 --> 00:36:51,755
And your outburst was childish.
896
00:36:51,765 --> 00:36:53,389
Come on!
897
00:36:53,399 --> 00:36:55,611
But I like a man with fire in his belly,
898
00:36:55,622 --> 00:36:57,940
so this tire gauge is for you.
899
00:36:58,197 --> 00:37:00,048
So come on up.
900
00:37:00,574 --> 00:37:01,898
Quinn pro quo.
901
00:37:01,908 --> 00:37:03,967
[WHISPERS] Don't get your hopes up.
902
00:37:03,977 --> 00:37:07,003
GRAHAM: Ken and Aaron, I want to
thank you guys for a great day.
903
00:37:07,013 --> 00:37:08,470
Your cars are waiting.
904
00:37:08,481 --> 00:37:11,275
And cut. That's a wrap.
905
00:37:12,352 --> 00:37:14,285
[SIGHS]
906
00:37:17,898 --> 00:37:20,202
- Hi, Serena.
- Hi.
907
00:37:20,874 --> 00:37:22,726
- See, it worked.
- Mm-hmm.
908
00:37:22,736 --> 00:37:23,761
Nice dress.
909
00:37:23,771 --> 00:37:24,829
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
910
00:37:24,839 --> 00:37:28,182
You got these guys eating out
of the palm of your hands.
911
00:37:28,193 --> 00:37:30,234
Thank you for your help with
this Billy thing, by the way.
912
00:37:30,244 --> 00:37:31,936
Yes, well, the donation check better be
913
00:37:31,946 --> 00:37:34,260
to the San Jose Youth Shelter
by end of business tomorrow.
914
00:37:34,271 --> 00:37:35,940
Consider it done.
915
00:37:35,950 --> 00:37:37,182
[CHUCKLES]
916
00:37:38,104 --> 00:37:39,795
Great idea.
917
00:37:39,806 --> 00:37:41,464
You are so right.
918
00:37:41,475 --> 00:37:43,501
That was...
919
00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:44,803
amazing.
920
00:37:45,006 --> 00:37:48,126
- Thank you.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
921
00:37:49,526 --> 00:37:50,901
God, men are stupid.
922
00:37:51,396 --> 00:37:53,054
[SIGHS]
923
00:37:53,065 --> 00:37:54,723
You good?
924
00:37:54,734 --> 00:37:56,734
Yes. Absolutely.
925
00:37:58,571 --> 00:38:01,198
??
926
00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:03,548
So, what? Owen's like
your little buddy now?
927
00:38:05,278 --> 00:38:06,329
What of it?
928
00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:07,563
Well, that's your plan?
929
00:38:08,535 --> 00:38:10,893
Did you come back here
to protect the "good guys"?
930
00:38:10,904 --> 00:38:13,032
That's how you're gonna redeem yourself?
931
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:15,442
I don't know, Rach.
932
00:38:15,655 --> 00:38:17,313
What's your plan?
933
00:38:17,323 --> 00:38:20,157
??
934
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,373
- Want me to hold it?
- Okay, I can take it.
935
00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:23,419
Thought you wanted me to hold it.
936
00:38:23,429 --> 00:38:24,620
- Why would I want you to hold it?
- I don't know.
937
00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:26,589
Is that the calfskin or the caviar?
938
00:38:26,599 --> 00:38:29,424
It's actually the lambskin,
but without the graffiti thing.
939
00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:31,012
Where did you get the flower strap?
940
00:38:31,023 --> 00:38:32,728
It was a gift. [CELLPHONE CHIMES] Oh.
941
00:38:32,738 --> 00:38:33,762
Oh, my car's here.
942
00:38:33,772 --> 00:38:34,897
- Bye.
- Oh, okay. Bye.
943
00:38:34,907 --> 00:38:36,273
Hi.
944
00:38:39,778 --> 00:38:41,470
All right.
945
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,514
??
946
00:38:51,155 --> 00:38:52,748
Hi.
947
00:38:52,758 --> 00:38:54,272
Hey.
948
00:38:54,283 --> 00:38:56,006
I, um...
949
00:38:56,866 --> 00:38:59,254
I wanted to follow up about the Congo.
950
00:38:59,264 --> 00:39:00,545
Oh, okay, oh, great. Yeah?
951
00:39:00,556 --> 00:39:03,582
So, it seems like the UN
is gonna intervene...
952
00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:06,494
and the rebels signed a cease-fire.
953
00:39:06,504 --> 00:39:08,596
That's awesome. Thank you.
954
00:39:09,319 --> 00:39:10,889
Hey, uh...
955
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,258
move over.
956
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,063
It's okay, it's big enough for two.
957
00:39:14,112 --> 00:39:17,638
And if we're careful,
958
00:39:17,648 --> 00:39:19,607
it will expand around us.
959
00:39:19,617 --> 00:39:21,296
See what I mean?
960
00:39:22,486 --> 00:39:24,753
There we go.
961
00:39:26,857 --> 00:39:28,108
Comfy?
962
00:39:30,374 --> 00:39:34,569
Hey, do you know in the southern
hemisphere we have some stars...
963
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,339
that you never see?
964
00:39:36,633 --> 00:39:39,500
And the ones that we do share,
they look totally different.
965
00:39:40,804 --> 00:39:42,929
- Mm.
- Well...
966
00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:45,432
Do you guys... You guys have Orion?
967
00:39:45,443 --> 00:39:46,601
[CHUCKLES]
968
00:39:48,145 --> 00:39:49,765
That's Orion.
969
00:39:49,776 --> 00:39:52,007
- Oh. Okay.
- Almost.
970
00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:55,683
??
971
00:40:03,493 --> 00:40:05,652
Um... Whoa, whoa!
972
00:40:05,662 --> 00:40:07,633
We have an early call tomorrow.
973
00:40:07,644 --> 00:40:09,294
I'm gonna...
974
00:40:09,305 --> 00:40:10,938
I'm gonna go.
975
00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:13,466
Okay.
976
00:40:13,477 --> 00:40:15,727
[SIGHS]
977
00:40:15,737 --> 00:40:18,772
[ADRIA'S "PULL ME UNDER" PLAYING]
978
00:40:30,853 --> 00:40:35,547
? I don't want to fear no more ?
979
00:40:35,557 --> 00:40:38,884
??
980
00:40:38,894 --> 00:40:42,920
? Can you make me beautiful? ?
981
00:40:42,930 --> 00:40:46,924
? Oh, oh ?
982
00:40:46,934 --> 00:40:50,462
? There is so much more to say ?
983
00:40:50,472 --> 00:40:54,032
? But you don't say a word ?
984
00:40:54,042 --> 00:40:56,033
? I'm the sun, I'm the rain ?
985
00:40:56,043 --> 00:40:58,035
? Pull me under, under again ?
986
00:40:58,045 --> 00:41:01,706
? I want to go, I want to go
where the wind blows ?
987
00:41:01,716 --> 00:41:06,544
? Pull me under ?
988
00:41:06,554 --> 00:41:10,815
? It's enough, just let me go ? August.
989
00:41:10,825 --> 00:41:12,716
Am I in trouble?
990
00:41:12,726 --> 00:41:14,618
? Pull me under ?
991
00:41:14,628 --> 00:41:16,286
Yes.
992
00:41:17,046 --> 00:41:18,444
August?
993
00:41:19,099 --> 00:41:21,591
? Oh, oh ?
994
00:41:21,601 --> 00:41:24,094
? I'm the sun, I'm the rain ?
995
00:41:24,104 --> 00:41:28,249
? Oh, oh ?
996
00:41:29,442 --> 00:41:32,268
? Pull me under ?
997
00:41:32,278 --> 00:41:36,506
? Let me go ?
998
00:41:36,516 --> 00:41:38,909
[MOANING]
999
00:41:38,919 --> 00:41:41,202
- You're so beautiful.
- Stop talking.
1000
00:41:41,213 --> 00:41:42,804
Stop talking.
1001
00:41:43,757 --> 00:41:48,077
? Pull me under ?
1002
00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:52,226
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