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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,609 --> 00:00:04,734 CHET: She's the female Elon Musk. 2 00:00:04,744 --> 00:00:06,904 Serena is our girl! 3 00:00:06,914 --> 00:00:09,572 Do I or do I not look like a stripper mermaid? 4 00:00:09,582 --> 00:00:11,241 I brought my own dress. I'll wear that. 5 00:00:11,251 --> 00:00:12,709 I'm Crystal. 6 00:00:12,719 --> 00:00:14,577 I am a student of Chet's. 7 00:00:14,587 --> 00:00:16,579 I'm so super impressed by what you do. 8 00:00:16,589 --> 00:00:19,749 Are we ready to get this sausage party started? 9 00:00:19,759 --> 00:00:21,017 RACHEL: This is Owen. 10 00:00:21,027 --> 00:00:22,652 He could have left his helmet at home. 11 00:00:22,662 --> 00:00:24,187 - My God, you're gorgeous. - [ LAUGHS] 12 00:00:24,197 --> 00:00:25,955 Next up, we have Jasper... 13 00:00:25,965 --> 00:00:28,591 Wall Street-by-way-of-London perfection. 14 00:00:28,601 --> 00:00:30,527 To a superior and effective season. 15 00:00:30,537 --> 00:00:32,161 She's boring! Goldberg, go. 16 00:00:32,171 --> 00:00:33,495 You kiss the short guy, 17 00:00:33,505 --> 00:00:35,131 you instantly make yourself likeable 18 00:00:35,141 --> 00:00:37,633 and you get America rooting for you again. 19 00:00:37,643 --> 00:00:39,768 DR. SIMON: She's clearly had way too much to drink. 20 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:41,337 I'm not really comfortable with this. 21 00:00:41,347 --> 00:00:43,772 RACHEL: Who's this guy? QUINN: He is our new shrink. 22 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:44,807 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 23 00:00:44,817 --> 00:00:46,442 Okay. Stop. Come on. 24 00:00:46,452 --> 00:00:48,110 I just told you to kiss the guy. 25 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,212 This is the last watch of the night. 26 00:00:50,222 --> 00:00:51,513 Billy. 27 00:00:51,523 --> 00:00:54,650 Are you kidding me? What the hell? 28 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:56,118 Now, how did that happen, Rachel? 29 00:00:56,129 --> 00:00:57,222 So, how's she doing? 30 00:00:57,233 --> 00:00:59,054 She got really drunk on the first night, 31 00:00:59,064 --> 00:01:00,856 made out with a guy, and then cut him. 32 00:01:00,866 --> 00:01:02,458 Not the suitress... Quinn. 33 00:01:02,468 --> 00:01:04,934 I don't think she's got it anymore. 34 00:01:06,004 --> 00:01:09,005 [LEISURE'S "GOT IT BAD" PLAYING] 35 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:13,835 Honesty is the absolute truth. 36 00:01:13,845 --> 00:01:17,572 Celibacy is a tool which cements your commitment 37 00:01:17,582 --> 00:01:18,974 to "Essential Honesty." 38 00:01:18,984 --> 00:01:23,010 ? Girl, you think you got it bad ? 39 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:25,246 Remember, sex is a lie, 40 00:01:25,256 --> 00:01:28,483 therefore we don't have sex. 41 00:01:28,493 --> 00:01:32,515 But you have to be rock-solid in your conviction. 42 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:35,022 Because if you waver, even once, 43 00:01:35,032 --> 00:01:38,726 you're not ready to take the next step. 44 00:01:38,737 --> 00:01:45,362 ? Walked up to the bone and the same won't happen ? 45 00:01:46,609 --> 00:01:48,935 MAN ON PA: Last call for hot breakfast. 46 00:01:48,946 --> 00:01:52,206 ? Girl, you think you got it bad ? 47 00:01:52,216 --> 00:01:54,608 ? Do-do-do do-do-do ? 48 00:01:54,618 --> 00:01:56,743 [MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 49 00:01:58,557 --> 00:02:01,047 - ? Girl, you think you got it bad ? - Oh, Rachel. 50 00:02:01,057 --> 00:02:03,917 - Rachel. Hey. - ? Do-do-do do-do-do ? 51 00:02:03,927 --> 00:02:06,887 - Hey. - Sorry to bother you... 52 00:02:06,897 --> 00:02:09,456 Oh, no, that's... that's not a problem. It's... 53 00:02:09,466 --> 00:02:12,191 Hey, uh, I... I know this is against show rules, 54 00:02:12,201 --> 00:02:14,874 no Internet or newspapers or whatever, but... 55 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:18,431 is there any way you could get me a little news from the outside? 56 00:02:18,441 --> 00:02:20,362 Oh, I'm sorry... I... 57 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:22,467 No, actually, I'm so sorry. We... I can't. 58 00:02:22,478 --> 00:02:24,470 - We just, um... - I un... I understand. 59 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,773 But right before I came here, there was some trouble in the Congo. 60 00:02:27,783 --> 00:02:30,543 Government's arresting a lot of people and... 61 00:02:30,553 --> 00:02:32,711 well, I have Peace Corps buddies down in Kindamba. 62 00:02:32,721 --> 00:02:33,813 Africa... 63 00:02:33,823 --> 00:02:36,612 Y-Your favorite place, right? 64 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,244 - Yeah... - Yeah. 65 00:02:38,255 --> 00:02:41,086 Yeah. Hey, how come I keep getting the feeling 66 00:02:41,096 --> 00:02:44,064 that you are a lot more interesting than your job? 67 00:02:46,335 --> 00:02:48,819 Are you guys having sex right now? 68 00:02:50,405 --> 00:02:52,630 'Cause your nipples are showing, Rachel. 69 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,675 ?? 70 00:02:55,686 --> 00:02:58,452 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 71 00:02:59,181 --> 00:03:00,638 I'll see what I can find out. 72 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:01,973 Thank you. 73 00:03:01,983 --> 00:03:04,909 ?? 74 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:09,689 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 75 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:10,904 So, five out of six, I think. 76 00:03:10,915 --> 00:03:12,807 Quinn. Yep. Yep. 77 00:03:12,994 --> 00:03:14,752 How's our girl Serena this morning? 78 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,355 I've been getting war-texts from Gary since 5:30 AM. 79 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,290 Are you serious? Why? The ratings were good. 80 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,757 Not good enough. 81 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,926 Yeah, we're still squarely on the bubble. 82 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,695 I promised him tits-out sexy, 83 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,964 and we delivered our hottie suitress 84 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,158 - in a nun's frock kissing Mini Me. - Okay, fine. Fine! 85 00:03:29,169 --> 00:03:31,802 So the story wasn't exactly what we wanted, but still... 86 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,437 But if she hadn't cut Norman, 87 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,305 then maybe the people would've come back to see 88 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:37,808 if the jockey would ride her, but instead we have... 89 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,376 Hey, why are you ignoring me? 90 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:42,312 What is that face? 91 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:43,939 [WHISPERS] The jockey did ride her. 92 00:03:43,950 --> 00:03:45,516 What?! That is fantastic! 93 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:47,048 No. Do we have footage? 94 00:03:47,059 --> 00:03:48,857 - Where is the footage? - We got her way too drunk last night 95 00:03:48,868 --> 00:03:51,787 and she's finally got her head in the game. She's in a good place... 96 00:03:51,797 --> 00:03:52,980 - [KNOCK ON DOOR] - Serena? 97 00:03:52,991 --> 00:03:54,379 Yeah? 98 00:03:55,996 --> 00:03:58,871 Hi. Just doing a deep dive on the guys. 99 00:03:58,882 --> 00:04:01,480 Trying to keep all their bios straight before I go out there. 100 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,605 This is her in a good place? 101 00:04:03,616 --> 00:04:05,241 You got pictures on all the guys? 102 00:04:05,252 --> 00:04:07,480 Yeah, I used one of those cheat sheets the PAs have. 103 00:04:07,491 --> 00:04:10,821 - Found it in the garbage. - Oh, I-I'm sorry. 104 00:04:10,832 --> 00:04:12,457 You picked through the garbage? 105 00:04:12,467 --> 00:04:14,560 I know, it's very classy, but I had to have a system 106 00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:16,746 so I can remember who everybody is. 107 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:20,965 And you have, uh, last names and professions on everyone. 108 00:04:20,975 --> 00:04:22,201 That's impressive. 109 00:04:22,211 --> 00:04:25,170 Yes, well, I ask a lot of questions. 110 00:04:25,180 --> 00:04:26,504 Where did you get those Post-its? 111 00:04:26,514 --> 00:04:27,672 The control room. 112 00:04:27,682 --> 00:04:29,207 What? No, no. 113 00:04:29,217 --> 00:04:32,545 No, Serena, the control room is a no-fly zone. 114 00:04:32,556 --> 00:04:34,657 Dorothy doesn't get to peek behind the curtain here. 115 00:04:34,668 --> 00:04:36,748 Well, I did. So buy a lock. 116 00:04:36,758 --> 00:04:39,250 Or fire whoever was supposed to be guarding it. 117 00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:41,151 I was up at 4:00, there was no one in there. 118 00:04:41,161 --> 00:04:43,586 Oh, I saw your security cameras on the guys, by the way. 119 00:04:43,597 --> 00:04:45,756 Saw the security cameras, Rachel. 120 00:04:45,766 --> 00:04:48,526 Oh! Cowboy snores big time. 121 00:04:48,536 --> 00:04:51,762 Okay, so, Serena, we really just want you to relax into this 122 00:04:51,772 --> 00:04:53,030 and let things happen naturally. 123 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,732 That leaves way too much up to chance. 124 00:04:54,742 --> 00:04:56,066 I don't want to cut the wrong guy, 125 00:04:56,076 --> 00:04:58,001 so I need to individuate the contenders. 126 00:04:58,011 --> 00:05:01,605 Yeah, you wouldn't want to have the wrong guy slip through your crack. 127 00:05:01,615 --> 00:05:03,040 It's how I buy companies, 128 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:04,908 so doing this any other way 129 00:05:04,918 --> 00:05:06,443 - would be irresponsible. - I get it. 130 00:05:06,453 --> 00:05:08,378 - I just... - Jasper, Jasper, Jasper, Jasper. 131 00:05:08,388 --> 00:05:10,590 - Mm-hmm. - Jasper is my guy. HBS. 132 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:12,616 All right, listen, Serena, I know that things got, 133 00:05:12,626 --> 00:05:14,528 you know, things got a little wild last night. 134 00:05:14,539 --> 00:05:16,387 You're just trying to get everything under control... 135 00:05:16,398 --> 00:05:19,088 This has nothing to do with control or last night. 136 00:05:19,098 --> 00:05:21,633 And how about you never talk to me about that again. 137 00:05:24,203 --> 00:05:26,630 Can I get some space, you guys, to prepare, please? 138 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,465 Okay? 139 00:05:28,475 --> 00:05:30,699 Yeah, sure. Uh, um. 140 00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:33,003 You know, we actually set up a poker game for you tonight. 141 00:05:33,014 --> 00:05:35,571 Just go out there and just show the guys how impressive you are. 142 00:05:35,581 --> 00:05:37,314 Well, I am gonna kill this. 143 00:05:41,387 --> 00:05:43,980 Poker game? Oh, that will be sexy. 144 00:05:43,990 --> 00:05:45,481 Okay, she's on something, right? 145 00:05:45,491 --> 00:05:48,384 Listen, she's just nervous, all right? She's really, really nervous. 146 00:05:48,394 --> 00:05:51,287 Well, then you need to get her hooked up to a tequila I.V., all right? 147 00:05:51,297 --> 00:05:53,589 I need her lubed up and user friendly. 148 00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:56,492 I want to be worried about a gang-bang at least 10 times today. 149 00:05:56,502 --> 00:05:58,433 10 times, really? Quinn, that feels like a lot. 150 00:05:58,444 --> 00:05:59,961 Hey, Quinn, uh, I was wondering if... 151 00:05:59,971 --> 00:06:02,164 It is not a lot, trust me. I am having a conversation! 152 00:06:02,174 --> 00:06:03,975 Ah, it's great to see you, too. 153 00:06:04,509 --> 00:06:06,902 One stunning suitress. 154 00:06:06,912 --> 00:06:08,670 13 amazing guys. 155 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,839 All working harder than ever to try to get lucky 156 00:06:10,849 --> 00:06:13,641 because today, we're going Vegas. 157 00:06:13,651 --> 00:06:16,778 Featuring a very special mystery guest. 158 00:06:16,788 --> 00:06:19,014 Ooh! Gosh, I hope it's Copperfield 159 00:06:19,024 --> 00:06:21,015 and they make you disappear, Graham. 160 00:06:21,025 --> 00:06:25,186 Okay, cut! I need a reset and deal me up, people, let's go. 161 00:06:25,196 --> 00:06:27,422 ?? 162 00:06:27,432 --> 00:06:30,325 All right, you sinners. Welcome. 163 00:06:30,335 --> 00:06:32,427 In front of you is $500 worth of chips. 164 00:06:32,437 --> 00:06:33,690 Good luck. 165 00:06:33,701 --> 00:06:35,285 - They are gonna need it. - Thank you. 166 00:06:35,296 --> 00:06:36,596 SERENA: Here we go, boys. 167 00:06:36,606 --> 00:06:39,599 I will warn you, I am very good at poker. 168 00:06:39,609 --> 00:06:40,701 - Really? - Really? 169 00:06:40,711 --> 00:06:42,036 - Mm-hmm. - I'm scared, I guess. 170 00:06:42,046 --> 00:06:43,838 We'll do 200. 171 00:06:43,848 --> 00:06:45,306 Oh-ho-ho, big spender? 172 00:06:45,316 --> 00:06:47,208 - Mm-hmm. - She's doing great. 173 00:06:47,218 --> 00:06:50,044 I don't know, she looks kind of road worn in HD. 174 00:06:50,054 --> 00:06:52,713 - What is she, like 32? - Shut up, Madison! 175 00:06:52,734 --> 00:06:54,280 32? That's depressing. 176 00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:56,383 Can't we say she's like 29? 177 00:06:56,393 --> 00:06:58,218 No, we can't say that. 178 00:06:58,228 --> 00:06:59,720 - Well... - Because it's not true. 179 00:06:59,730 --> 00:07:01,321 Well, say she's divorced. 180 00:07:01,331 --> 00:07:03,557 At least at some point somebody wanted her. 181 00:07:03,567 --> 00:07:05,225 I'm gonna ignore that you just said that. 182 00:07:05,235 --> 00:07:06,754 We're just gonna tell the truth. 183 00:07:06,765 --> 00:07:08,395 People are gonna relate to it, okay? 184 00:07:08,405 --> 00:07:11,731 So, tell me Serena, how did you, uh, get so good at poker? 185 00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:14,868 Well, I got so good at poker because Mark Zuckerberg has a game. 186 00:07:14,878 --> 00:07:16,202 You know Zuckerberg? 187 00:07:16,212 --> 00:07:19,172 Do you think he really is the, uh... the genius that they say he is? 188 00:07:19,182 --> 00:07:22,041 Oh. I'd say he was definitely the, uh, 189 00:07:22,051 --> 00:07:24,577 the second smartest person in the room. 190 00:07:24,587 --> 00:07:26,178 - Hm. - Well, now she's just bragging. 191 00:07:26,188 --> 00:07:29,047 She is what my friends and I call an "Old Sad." 192 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,583 And what what is that, exactly? 193 00:07:30,593 --> 00:07:32,351 Somebody who made the biggest mistake ever 194 00:07:32,361 --> 00:07:33,986 and chose her job over a boyfriend. 195 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:36,221 Right, and now she's a mogul. Wah. 196 00:07:36,231 --> 00:07:37,757 MADISON: Ha-ha, okay, fine. 197 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:39,925 But who says being a baller makes girls happy? 198 00:07:39,935 --> 00:07:41,560 If all you do is put all of your life 199 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:43,395 and energy into your job and your career 200 00:07:43,405 --> 00:07:44,897 and that's all you focus on, 201 00:07:44,907 --> 00:07:47,207 - then you're just gonna end up like... - Shh! 202 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:50,202 Say it. 203 00:07:50,212 --> 00:07:52,104 MAN: That means that I'm out. Thank you, sir. 204 00:07:52,114 --> 00:07:54,773 Bam! Sucka! 205 00:07:54,783 --> 00:07:57,575 [ LAUGHS] Oh, my God, 206 00:07:57,585 --> 00:08:00,211 I saw your bluff coming down the road! 207 00:08:00,221 --> 00:08:02,914 How's that feel, Cowboy, to be beat by a girl? 208 00:08:02,924 --> 00:08:04,949 Your tells are terrible. 209 00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:07,218 WARREN: That's a good point. I'm terrible. 210 00:08:07,228 --> 00:08:10,588 I'm also out, so, have fun boys. 211 00:08:10,598 --> 00:08:13,925 Ohh, sore loser! 212 00:08:13,935 --> 00:08:15,293 All right, fellas. 213 00:08:15,303 --> 00:08:16,593 Let the real men play. 214 00:08:16,603 --> 00:08:18,629 And I'm gonna go get another drink. 215 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:21,265 - Good luck, gentlemen. - Yeah, drown your sorrows! 216 00:08:21,275 --> 00:08:23,434 Me, too. 217 00:08:23,444 --> 00:08:24,601 Fellas. 218 00:08:24,611 --> 00:08:25,937 I'm out. 219 00:08:25,947 --> 00:08:28,072 Thank you, sir. 220 00:08:28,082 --> 00:08:30,607 - Out? - Oop. That was quick. 221 00:08:30,617 --> 00:08:31,909 You are good. 222 00:08:31,919 --> 00:08:33,209 Then there were two. 223 00:08:33,219 --> 00:08:34,878 There were two. 224 00:08:34,888 --> 00:08:37,448 I'll raise you 400 225 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:40,150 plus a one-on-one date. 226 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:41,217 You're on. 227 00:08:41,227 --> 00:08:42,820 Okay. 228 00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:45,656 I think you're going to enjoy losing quite a lot. 229 00:08:45,666 --> 00:08:47,891 You know what I'm hearing, though, August? 230 00:08:47,901 --> 00:08:49,759 The sound of your money 231 00:08:49,769 --> 00:08:52,536 and our date going down the toilet. 232 00:08:54,607 --> 00:08:56,499 Flush. 233 00:08:56,509 --> 00:08:58,468 [CHUCKLES] - [LAUGHS] 234 00:08:58,478 --> 00:09:01,771 - Whoo! - Oh, my God. Congratulations. 235 00:09:01,781 --> 00:09:03,840 So... 236 00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:05,015 you won? 237 00:09:08,253 --> 00:09:09,979 Cut! 238 00:09:09,989 --> 00:09:13,115 Well, that was a great idea for a date, Rachel. 239 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:16,151 She turned into a condescending dickhead! 240 00:09:16,161 --> 00:09:17,653 What's wrong with her winning? 241 00:09:17,663 --> 00:09:19,321 It's cool. She can hang with the guys. 242 00:09:19,331 --> 00:09:22,157 Yeah, except none of the guys want to hang with her. 243 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,159 It's like she's wearing dude-repellent. 244 00:09:24,169 --> 00:09:26,095 Come on, let's get these guys back in there. 245 00:09:26,105 --> 00:09:27,463 - She's such a dumbass. - I know. 246 00:09:27,473 --> 00:09:29,198 Hey! Um... 247 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:31,599 Hey! Rachel! Quinn! 248 00:09:33,379 --> 00:09:36,171 [CLEARS THROAT] The problem is not the guys. 249 00:09:36,181 --> 00:09:37,868 The problem is Serena. 250 00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:39,784 - [SCOFFS] What? - Okay, well, that's ridiculous. 251 00:09:39,795 --> 00:09:41,510 - What is? - W... 252 00:09:41,954 --> 00:09:43,177 Hi. 253 00:09:43,187 --> 00:09:45,046 Listen, we think it's great 254 00:09:45,056 --> 00:09:47,849 that you are super smart, you're successful, 255 00:09:47,859 --> 00:09:49,384 you can do everything by yourself, 256 00:09:49,394 --> 00:09:50,852 but what guy wants that? 257 00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:52,320 - A lot of guys. - Lots of guys. 258 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,022 - A lot of guys. - Look, it's great that 259 00:09:54,032 --> 00:09:56,157 you go to the office and you kick ass. 260 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:58,192 Whoo-hoo! And girl power and all that. 261 00:09:58,202 --> 00:09:59,360 Look who I hire. 262 00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:00,495 Hire? Wow. 263 00:10:00,505 --> 00:10:02,696 But the woman you are at work 264 00:10:02,706 --> 00:10:06,034 is not the girl that a man wants to date. 265 00:10:06,044 --> 00:10:07,666 - [LAUGHS] - RACHEL: Okay. So, I'm sorry, 266 00:10:07,677 --> 00:10:09,421 and what do you want her to do? 267 00:10:09,432 --> 00:10:11,257 You want her to just, like, go on a date 268 00:10:11,268 --> 00:10:12,873 and magically turn into somebody else? 269 00:10:12,883 --> 00:10:15,208 I mean, I-I go on a lot of dates all the time. 270 00:10:15,218 --> 00:10:16,510 Mm-hmm. First dates. 271 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,712 - Yeah. - What about second dates? 272 00:10:18,722 --> 00:10:20,213 Thought so. 273 00:10:20,223 --> 00:10:23,216 Look, I might not be the brightest guy in the world, 274 00:10:23,226 --> 00:10:27,084 but I did create one of the most successful shows on TV... 275 00:10:27,095 --> 00:10:31,258 because I know what guys want and I'm not afraid to say it. 276 00:10:31,268 --> 00:10:33,927 Now, would you like me to tell you 277 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,329 why you don't get those second dates? 278 00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:37,897 Oh, this is gonna be good. 279 00:10:37,907 --> 00:10:39,999 I'm willing to hear your theory. 280 00:10:40,009 --> 00:10:42,869 Women make it so complicated. 281 00:10:42,879 --> 00:10:46,238 All you have to do to keep a guy forever 282 00:10:46,248 --> 00:10:50,209 is bake him cookies and give him blow jobs. 283 00:10:50,219 --> 00:10:51,744 - Oh, my... - That's a bunch of crap. 284 00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:53,512 I'm speaking metaphorically, of course. 285 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,516 RACHEL: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 286 00:10:55,527 --> 00:10:58,685 You got to make space for the guy. 287 00:10:58,695 --> 00:11:00,419 And you've got to make him feel important. 288 00:11:00,429 --> 00:11:02,754 Maddy, come here. Show her what I'm talking about. 289 00:11:02,764 --> 00:11:04,623 - Oh, sure, she knows. - Okay, look. 290 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,959 So, if you're going on a first date with a guy, 291 00:11:06,969 --> 00:11:10,696 there are only three things you need to put on repeat. 292 00:11:10,706 --> 00:11:13,227 - You are so right. - Yeah. 293 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:16,302 This is a great idea. 294 00:11:16,312 --> 00:11:17,535 Can you, um, can you help me? 295 00:11:17,545 --> 00:11:19,143 - Stop talking. - Yes. 296 00:11:19,154 --> 00:11:20,371 - No, no, no, keep... keep going. - What? 297 00:11:20,381 --> 00:11:21,705 You're not seriously listening to this. 298 00:11:21,716 --> 00:11:23,141 I-I am just taking a pitch. 299 00:11:23,151 --> 00:11:26,277 Okay. Serena, yes, Chet can get you a guy, sure, 300 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:30,082 but he can't get you the guy that you want in the way that you want it. 301 00:11:30,092 --> 00:11:31,917 Yeah, but can you? 302 00:11:31,927 --> 00:11:34,619 If I go scuba diving, I hire a scuba diving instructor, 303 00:11:34,629 --> 00:11:36,588 so maybe if I'm messing up with the guys, 304 00:11:36,598 --> 00:11:39,056 I should talk to a guy. 305 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,058 - Serena... - I'm not gonna drop to my knees 306 00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:42,939 - or bake cookies any time soon. - Come on! Sere... 307 00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:44,262 No, I'm... I will 308 00:11:44,272 --> 00:11:46,664 give your strategy a try, 309 00:11:46,674 --> 00:11:48,799 and then I will objectively evaluate it. 310 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,200 Sexy! 311 00:11:50,645 --> 00:11:52,236 We'll work on it. 312 00:11:52,246 --> 00:11:53,762 Come here. Maddy. 313 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:57,458 Well, Rachel. 314 00:11:57,952 --> 00:11:59,777 You just lost us our girl. 315 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,481 To Chet. 316 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,481 Get back inside, boys! 317 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,392 ?? 318 00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:14,277 In Vegas, when you're hot you're hot, 319 00:12:14,287 --> 00:12:16,979 and Serena is certainly burning it up. 320 00:12:16,989 --> 00:12:18,581 You see, she slayed our guys at poker, 321 00:12:18,591 --> 00:12:21,317 but will her luck hold at the craps table? 322 00:12:21,327 --> 00:12:23,789 Let's see how the dice fall, shall we? 323 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,356 I am gonna add, uh... 324 00:12:29,023 --> 00:12:32,327 Sorry, um, it's... it's Guy and Preston, right? 325 00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,161 Can you help me? 326 00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:35,590 Yeah, I sure can. 327 00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:37,833 If you want a recipe for roasted beet hummus. 328 00:12:37,843 --> 00:12:39,635 Oh, that's really funny, 'cause I'm a chef. 329 00:12:39,645 --> 00:12:42,247 But Preston here is just another old white dude from Florida 330 00:12:42,258 --> 00:12:44,090 trying to finish his sentence without leaking. 331 00:12:44,101 --> 00:12:45,669 - [LAUGHS] - What'd I tell you? 332 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,497 - They're fighting over her. - Hey, I've been coming to Vegas 333 00:12:47,508 --> 00:12:50,239 - since before you were in diapers. - If I were you, I'd add odds. 334 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,180 Oh, wow. Yes. 335 00:12:52,190 --> 00:12:54,549 That is a great idea. 336 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:55,817 Thank you. 337 00:12:55,827 --> 00:12:57,552 [LAUGHS] Thank you! 338 00:12:57,562 --> 00:13:00,489 - Hey! - Oh! Oh, wow! 339 00:13:00,499 --> 00:13:02,323 You're on a streak, Serena. Play the field. 340 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,958 - I'm gonna back you, baby. - Thank you. 341 00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:05,726 - Let me get 100 on Big Eight. - Oh, on Big Eight. 342 00:13:05,736 --> 00:13:09,475 - You know what, count me in, too. - Oh, my goodness, that is amazing! 343 00:13:10,522 --> 00:13:12,792 I swiped a bottle of champagne from the bar. 344 00:13:12,803 --> 00:13:14,235 The sooner you bet all your chips, 345 00:13:14,245 --> 00:13:17,009 - the sooner we can get out of here. - Oh, you are so bad. 346 00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:19,687 Yes, he is. Champagne bandit. 347 00:13:20,685 --> 00:13:22,743 - Hey! - Ah! 348 00:13:22,753 --> 00:13:24,144 [LAUGHS] 349 00:13:24,154 --> 00:13:27,515 You're all a bunch of good luck charms! 350 00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:29,717 What did I tell you? That's why you need me here. 351 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:31,819 I am a man-thropologist! 352 00:13:31,829 --> 00:13:34,154 Hi, baby! 353 00:13:34,164 --> 00:13:35,522 - Hey! - Hi! 354 00:13:35,532 --> 00:13:37,557 How are you? 355 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,227 Ah, you're back. 356 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,703 Isn't it a school night? 357 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,766 - I'll be right back, okay? - Okay. 358 00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:48,101 They're no funny guys. 359 00:13:48,111 --> 00:13:49,510 [LAUGHTER] 360 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,607 Um... 361 00:13:54,617 --> 00:13:57,377 I actually came to talk to you. 362 00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:58,678 Oh, I can't wait. 363 00:13:58,688 --> 00:14:00,547 I-It's kind of private. 364 00:14:00,557 --> 00:14:03,082 And you're the only one who can help. 365 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,918 Uh, Chet is giving a building to Calgrove... 366 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:09,588 it is the Chet Wilton Center for Reality Television Studies. 367 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,225 - Mm. Talk about higher learning. - Yeah. 368 00:14:12,235 --> 00:14:14,961 He's put me in charge of this fundraising dinner, 369 00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:18,464 and I have never done anything like this before. 370 00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:21,067 Chet told me you were amazing at handling his business 371 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,135 when you guys were together, 372 00:14:23,145 --> 00:14:25,937 so I thought maybe you could make this, 373 00:14:25,947 --> 00:14:27,539 like, really amazing, too. 374 00:14:27,549 --> 00:14:30,075 That's a pretty big ask, Crystal. 375 00:14:30,085 --> 00:14:31,810 I don't think I can jump that high. 376 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,612 I-It's just so important that Chet finally 377 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,981 gets the recognition he deserves. 378 00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:38,717 I mean, after all, he is the visionary that changed, 379 00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:41,224 like, the "grammar" of network television. 380 00:14:41,235 --> 00:14:44,089 I mean, it was his idea for characters to talk directly to camera. 381 00:14:44,099 --> 00:14:46,657 Hmm. Is that... Is that what he's teaching you? 382 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,493 But it's not just about his career, 383 00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:50,828 it's about his whole personal story with his father. 384 00:14:50,838 --> 00:14:54,165 I mean, it's incredible that he's had so much success 385 00:14:54,175 --> 00:14:56,501 when he had such a tough start as a kid. 386 00:14:56,511 --> 00:14:58,235 Chet's father left when he was 6. 387 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,671 So what? There's a lot of kids 388 00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:03,274 that have been raised by one parent. 389 00:15:03,284 --> 00:15:05,443 But Chet's father didn't just leave. 390 00:15:05,453 --> 00:15:08,012 I mean, he took his own life. 391 00:15:08,022 --> 00:15:10,648 I mean, the way that Chet found him 392 00:15:10,658 --> 00:15:13,517 in the garage with the car still running... 393 00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:15,485 Most people don't get past something like that. 394 00:15:15,495 --> 00:15:17,955 But Chet isn't most people. 395 00:15:17,965 --> 00:15:20,490 [CHUCKLES] 396 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,527 Okay. You know, I... I, um... 397 00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:25,129 I got to get back to work. 398 00:15:25,139 --> 00:15:28,999 - Okay? - Okay. Uh, so will you help? 399 00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,100 Uh, yeah. Don't you worry, Crystal. 400 00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:33,537 I will, uh... I will give you all the help you need. 401 00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:34,998 - Thank you. - All right. 402 00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:37,040 Okay. 403 00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:39,302 He's so full of shit. 404 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,055 I'm sorry, Rachel. But this whole show is supposed to be 405 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,280 - about what I want. - Oh, what the hell is going on? 406 00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:46,951 I want a one-on-one with Billy. He's really into me. 407 00:15:46,962 --> 00:15:49,083 Yes, because you are acting like a bimbo. 408 00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:51,107 Thanks, but I already have a bitter best friend. 409 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,156 What I don't have is a husband. 410 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:56,555 Hence, a one-on-one with Billy. Now. 411 00:15:57,971 --> 00:15:59,454 I say we give it to her. 412 00:15:59,465 --> 00:16:01,446 She... You know, she's just getting her groove on, 413 00:16:01,457 --> 00:16:02,898 you know, getting in the zone. 414 00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:04,779 - Let's just roll with it. - [CELLPHONE RINGS] 415 00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:06,669 Fine. Let her do a lap with Speed Racer. 416 00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:08,411 - Are you kidding me? - Hey, baby... 417 00:16:08,422 --> 00:16:09,477 Billy? 418 00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:11,953 We only picked him for the show because he has a short fuse... 419 00:16:11,964 --> 00:16:14,742 Look, he is a professional race car driver, okay? 420 00:16:14,753 --> 00:16:16,712 That is flyover state royalty. 421 00:16:16,722 --> 00:16:18,547 We need flyover state ratings. 422 00:16:18,557 --> 00:16:20,215 Tonight is supposed to be a group date. 423 00:16:20,225 --> 00:16:22,750 It is way too early in the season for a one-on-one. 424 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,186 Rachel, with all due respect, 425 00:16:24,196 --> 00:16:26,754 Gary has a knife at my throat, not yours. 426 00:16:26,764 --> 00:16:29,224 So, for tonight... at least... 427 00:16:29,234 --> 00:16:33,161 if you could just keep your mouth shut and do your damn job. 428 00:16:33,171 --> 00:16:35,230 And I "wuv" "woo" too. 429 00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:36,898 What'd I miss? 430 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:40,668 Don't ever send your child bride to do your dirty work again. 431 00:16:40,678 --> 00:16:43,705 Uh, Crystal's gonna turn 24 in June. 432 00:16:43,715 --> 00:16:45,106 She asked me to help with 433 00:16:45,116 --> 00:16:49,243 your revisionist-history ego-boosting fundraiser. 434 00:16:49,253 --> 00:16:52,046 She went to you? God, that takes guts. 435 00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:54,115 And if you want her to respect you, 436 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:56,050 maybe you should stop telling her lies. 437 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:59,286 Crystal and I have an incredibly honest relationship. 438 00:16:59,296 --> 00:17:01,652 - Oh, please! - Yeah. Yeah. 439 00:17:01,663 --> 00:17:05,792 You told her that whole sob-story about your father killing himself? 440 00:17:05,802 --> 00:17:07,261 You're right. 441 00:17:07,271 --> 00:17:09,467 I shouldn't have lied, and I'm sorry. 442 00:17:09,478 --> 00:17:12,699 [SCOFFS] Well, don't tell me, tell her. 443 00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:14,960 My dad did kill himself. 444 00:17:15,612 --> 00:17:17,938 Everything else I told you about my family was true. 445 00:17:17,948 --> 00:17:20,273 It's just that one other part. 446 00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:22,242 It felt shameful to talk about. 447 00:17:22,252 --> 00:17:25,253 ?? 448 00:17:26,456 --> 00:17:28,114 Crystal makes me feel safe enough 449 00:17:28,124 --> 00:17:30,816 to accept the different parts of myself. 450 00:17:30,826 --> 00:17:33,861 ?? 451 00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:38,091 [SCOFFS] 452 00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:39,960 I... You... You... 453 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,995 You... y-you've known her, what, like three months? 454 00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:44,564 It's real, Quinnie. 455 00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:46,241 I love her. 456 00:17:47,242 --> 00:17:49,257 I want that for you. 457 00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:52,272 It's life-changing. 458 00:17:53,929 --> 00:17:55,608 I'm sure. 459 00:17:56,518 --> 00:17:58,610 I'm sure what... what is it, uh... 460 00:17:59,054 --> 00:18:01,718 $20,000 a month allowance? 461 00:18:02,272 --> 00:18:05,417 I'm sure that's real life-changing for Crystal, too. 462 00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:07,352 Quinn... 463 00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:10,397 ?? 464 00:18:12,554 --> 00:18:14,259 Okay. 465 00:18:14,269 --> 00:18:17,336 ?? 466 00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:22,071 ? 467 00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:25,148 I won my first go-kart event when I was 10. 468 00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:27,453 The National Pee-Wee Crown when I was 15. 469 00:18:27,464 --> 00:18:29,488 Oh, my God, that's amazing. 470 00:18:29,498 --> 00:18:31,490 Trump country's gonna love this. 471 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,459 - Silver Crownwhen I was 17. - Oh. 472 00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:34,835 I hate this show. 473 00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:36,816 Then I went to MIT and became a stock car driver. 474 00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:38,631 - You went to MIT? - No. 475 00:18:38,641 --> 00:18:40,633 No, I wanted to see if you were paying attention. 476 00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:43,969 [LAUGHS] You are so funny! 477 00:18:43,979 --> 00:18:46,305 Dan, get that gum out of his mouth right now! 478 00:18:46,315 --> 00:18:48,507 I need your gum. 479 00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:50,275 - Actually? - Yep. 480 00:18:50,285 --> 00:18:52,077 - Awesome. - Sorry about that. 481 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,420 No, it's okay. 482 00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,686 Uh, so, tell me about driving. 483 00:19:01,696 --> 00:19:03,174 You okay? 484 00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:06,358 What? 485 00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:08,955 Nothing, just, uh, you know, seem a little... 486 00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:14,131 You know, I'm here. 487 00:19:14,141 --> 00:19:16,064 If you need to talk, I'm here. 488 00:19:17,311 --> 00:19:19,036 Let's get one thing straight, 489 00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,689 I will never need to talk. 490 00:19:23,385 --> 00:19:27,211 So if you enjoy getting your barely-earned paychecks, 491 00:19:27,221 --> 00:19:30,122 you won't ever ask me that again. 492 00:19:32,393 --> 00:19:35,819 Okay. 493 00:19:35,829 --> 00:19:37,288 [LAUGHS] 494 00:19:37,298 --> 00:19:39,790 Fast and dangerous, that's so cool. 495 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,126 - Sounds like my dream man. - There you go. 496 00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:43,594 QUINN: Hey, Rachel. 497 00:19:43,605 --> 00:19:46,263 How do you like watching your feminist turn into this? 498 00:19:46,573 --> 00:19:49,867 No, no, my life is boring to our viewers. 499 00:19:49,877 --> 00:19:52,168 I don't know about that. You seem like... 500 00:19:52,178 --> 00:19:53,719 Jeremy. 501 00:19:55,582 --> 00:19:57,140 Owen, uh, hi. 502 00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,883 Hey, come here. I, uh... 503 00:19:58,894 --> 00:20:00,377 - Hey. - How you doing? 504 00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,512 - Hey, everything okay? - I don't know, I'm just... 505 00:20:02,522 --> 00:20:04,514 I'm feeling a little bit worried about Serena. 506 00:20:04,524 --> 00:20:06,154 She's in there with that guy Billy. 507 00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:07,717 And the guy is, like, such a douche. 508 00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:09,319 Yeah, well, Serena's smart. 509 00:20:09,329 --> 00:20:11,087 She'll figure that out on her own. 510 00:20:11,097 --> 00:20:14,537 I don't know, I kind of feel like you need to go in there and save her. 511 00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:16,893 - That's not really my thing. - What are you talking about? 512 00:20:16,903 --> 00:20:18,974 You had that great first kiss with her. 513 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,497 I really think you should just go in there and defend it. 514 00:20:21,507 --> 00:20:23,152 That's just gonna make her feel uncomfortable. 515 00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:25,535 - It's not gonna make her feel uncomfortable. - I mean, she's on a date. 516 00:20:25,545 --> 00:20:28,404 - He said he doesn't want to do it. - Will you let me produce the show? 517 00:20:28,414 --> 00:20:30,506 Oh, you mean manipulate someone into doing 518 00:20:30,516 --> 00:20:32,374 something that they don't want to do? 519 00:20:32,384 --> 00:20:34,109 Hi, Rachel. 520 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,412 I'm sorry, Rachel. Uh, I don't want to cause any trouble. 521 00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:38,713 Rachel, can I talk to you really quick? 522 00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:41,467 Do you remember that dress you guys wanted me to wear at the opening? 523 00:20:41,478 --> 00:20:44,152 - Do you think you could get it for me? - Which one? What? You w... 524 00:20:44,163 --> 00:20:45,454 You want the sequined one with the boobs? 525 00:20:45,464 --> 00:20:47,957 Yeah, Yeah. I think Chet might be right. 526 00:20:47,967 --> 00:20:49,624 I think this is what guys want. 527 00:20:49,634 --> 00:20:51,760 Guys want ugly ass 90-inch televisions 528 00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:54,095 and they want threesomes with you and your best friend. 529 00:20:54,105 --> 00:20:55,820 It doesn't mean you have to give it to them. 530 00:20:55,831 --> 00:20:57,765 This is... I mean, this is just a... it's a compromise. 531 00:20:57,776 --> 00:20:59,267 Listen to me, okay. 532 00:20:59,277 --> 00:21:01,470 I totally get it, I mean, it feels amazing right now. 533 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,473 All of these guys are tripping over their dicks to get to you, 534 00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:06,608 but it doesn't mean that you have dumb yourself down. 535 00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:10,111 You are this smart, strong, successful woman... 536 00:21:10,121 --> 00:21:13,247 I know, and this smart, strong, successful, 537 00:21:13,257 --> 00:21:15,950 single woman is asking you 538 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,486 to please get her the dress. 539 00:21:18,496 --> 00:21:21,530 ?? 540 00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:28,662 Hey! What's going on? 541 00:21:28,672 --> 00:21:30,731 Isn't it pretty obvious? 542 00:21:30,741 --> 00:21:32,833 You're witnessing me stress eating. 543 00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:35,002 Right, and so now you're thinking what's the trigger 544 00:21:35,012 --> 00:21:37,137 for this girl's behavior? Hmm? 545 00:21:37,147 --> 00:21:39,072 You know, maybe it's Quinn, the mother figure... 546 00:21:39,082 --> 00:21:42,075 I mean, yes, we just were fighting again. 547 00:21:42,085 --> 00:21:43,810 And then there's also Jeremy, 548 00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:46,937 he's the ex-boyfriend with all of the unresolved issues. 549 00:21:46,948 --> 00:21:48,676 Or I don't know. You know, maybe it's, like, 550 00:21:48,687 --> 00:21:52,519 one of the six or nine other people 551 00:21:52,529 --> 00:21:54,521 I've almost made out with on this crew. 552 00:21:54,531 --> 00:21:58,124 You know, this place to me it's, like, just full of triggers, you know? 553 00:21:58,134 --> 00:22:01,027 It's like a goddamn trigger buffet! 554 00:22:01,037 --> 00:22:04,513 Is this what your "Essential Honesty" is doing for you? 555 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,984 Mm. No, that actually works. 556 00:22:06,995 --> 00:22:08,638 Mm. 557 00:22:10,653 --> 00:22:12,171 What? 558 00:22:12,181 --> 00:22:13,677 I don't know. 559 00:22:13,688 --> 00:22:18,341 Your version of "Essential Honesty" just feels kind of blame-y. 560 00:22:18,352 --> 00:22:20,512 Like you're using it as a shield. 561 00:22:20,522 --> 00:22:23,882 Wow. And you got that after, what, like, just one conversation 562 00:22:23,892 --> 00:22:25,580 - at craft service? - Fresh eyes can help. 563 00:22:25,591 --> 00:22:28,386 It just seems like. Nothing is ever your fault. 564 00:22:28,403 --> 00:22:32,105 And you blame everyone else for your anger. 565 00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:36,727 So I'm just wondering... 566 00:22:36,737 --> 00:22:38,463 have you ever tried turning 567 00:22:38,488 --> 00:22:42,957 that "Essential Honesty" on yourself? 568 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,447 No, I've, uh, never given that any thought. 569 00:22:49,551 --> 00:22:51,208 You know what's my biggest trigger of all? 570 00:22:51,218 --> 00:22:54,057 ?? 571 00:22:54,869 --> 00:22:58,215 Getting diagnosed by hack shrinks who don't even know me. 572 00:22:58,225 --> 00:23:01,259 ?? 573 00:23:09,385 --> 00:23:13,752 So, the first thing you are supposed to check 574 00:23:13,763 --> 00:23:17,324 when you get here is my office bar. 575 00:23:17,335 --> 00:23:21,205 I am out of vodka, and it is supposed to be stocked 24/7. 576 00:23:21,215 --> 00:23:22,572 I-I did. 577 00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:24,510 I put two bottles of vodka in there yesterday. 578 00:23:24,521 --> 00:23:28,612 Well... someone must have gotten into my fridge. 579 00:23:28,622 --> 00:23:31,623 So, vodka on the rocks, please. 580 00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:36,185 You got your dress... she's wearing it. 581 00:23:36,195 --> 00:23:37,954 I mean, Chet's completely brainwashed her. 582 00:23:37,964 --> 00:23:39,522 That is great! 583 00:23:39,532 --> 00:23:41,790 So the titties will be flying high tonight. 584 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,426 No, this is not great, this is tanking 585 00:23:43,436 --> 00:23:44,860 the whole point of the season. 586 00:23:44,870 --> 00:23:47,002 You mean your whole point of the season. 587 00:23:47,013 --> 00:23:49,265 I mean, mine was the get one of these ding-a-lings 588 00:23:49,275 --> 00:23:50,866 to fall in love with our ice queen 589 00:23:50,876 --> 00:23:52,635 so that I can have my hit show back. 590 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:56,713 This is what she wants, Rachel. She wants a husband. 591 00:23:57,502 --> 00:24:00,208 But if one of these guys falls for this version of her, 592 00:24:00,218 --> 00:24:02,544 they're just falling for a fake. This is all a lie. 593 00:24:02,554 --> 00:24:05,114 Hello! Welcome to "Everlasting." 594 00:24:05,124 --> 00:24:07,449 [WHISPERING] The whole show's a lie, Rachel. 595 00:24:07,459 --> 00:24:09,051 Shh. 596 00:24:09,061 --> 00:24:10,653 Don't tell anyone. 597 00:24:10,663 --> 00:24:12,658 [LAUGHS] 598 00:24:14,135 --> 00:24:15,923 Fine. You know what? 599 00:24:15,933 --> 00:24:19,291 If this is what you want, you can just produce her yourself. 600 00:24:19,744 --> 00:24:21,283 Ooh. Pfft! 601 00:24:21,806 --> 00:24:24,275 Dropped... I'm gonna put the... 602 00:24:24,286 --> 00:24:25,900 Ooh! Hi. [LAUGHS] 603 00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:27,435 Quinn. 604 00:24:27,445 --> 00:24:28,892 Um... 605 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,830 Gary. 606 00:24:31,841 --> 00:24:34,475 What are you doing here? 607 00:24:34,485 --> 00:24:38,412 I don't need an invite to visit my own set. 608 00:24:38,422 --> 00:24:42,984 - Let me just get that. - I-I-I got that. I got it. 609 00:24:42,994 --> 00:24:45,152 [CLEARS THROAT] 610 00:24:45,163 --> 00:24:46,820 What the hell's going on with you, Quinn? 611 00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:49,190 Nothing. I am cleaning up. 612 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,526 As you can see. And I am producing the show. 613 00:24:52,536 --> 00:24:55,604 ?? 614 00:25:00,754 --> 00:25:03,836 Let's all give it up for our single suitress... 615 00:25:03,847 --> 00:25:06,011 - Serena. - Whoo! 616 00:25:08,596 --> 00:25:10,154 QUINN: And look, see. 617 00:25:10,164 --> 00:25:12,657 Shrink-wrapped and ready to serve. 618 00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:15,203 Definitely would take a piece of that. 619 00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:18,461 See, it's all good. We're fine, we're great, and we're back. 620 00:25:18,472 --> 00:25:19,485 We're back. 621 00:25:19,496 --> 00:25:20,564 Oh, my gosh! 622 00:25:20,574 --> 00:25:22,433 That dress, it is stunning! 623 00:25:22,443 --> 00:25:24,668 What is it? Do you know? Is it Versace? 624 00:25:24,678 --> 00:25:26,304 I... you know, I don't know. 625 00:25:26,314 --> 00:25:28,649 But, uh, why don't you go to Barneys, get yourself one. 626 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,574 - Go ahead and get it. - Oh. Chet, you spoil me. 627 00:25:30,584 --> 00:25:32,313 - Aw, I like to. - Thank you. 628 00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:35,512 All right, get ready for a terrific surprise. 629 00:25:35,522 --> 00:25:39,350 Because tonight's musical guest is not a famous band 630 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,988 or a famous singer. 631 00:25:42,028 --> 00:25:43,854 - It's you. - Yeah. 632 00:25:43,864 --> 00:25:46,824 You see, each of you are gonna choose a tune from our karaoke library. 633 00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:49,586 And serenade Serena with a song 634 00:25:49,597 --> 00:25:51,761 that you think will win her heart. 635 00:25:51,771 --> 00:25:53,781 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 636 00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:56,466 Where the hell is Rachel? Why isn't she here producing her guys? 637 00:25:56,476 --> 00:25:58,534 'Cause she's having her breakdown early this season? 638 00:25:58,544 --> 00:26:00,011 Uh... 639 00:26:01,147 --> 00:26:02,644 Come on, guys. 640 00:26:03,549 --> 00:26:07,644 Now, you'll do great guys. It's karaoke. Let's have some fun. 641 00:26:08,457 --> 00:26:10,063 - A smoker. - Mm-hmm. 642 00:26:10,074 --> 00:26:11,891 - ? I've fallen in love ? - Thank God. 643 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:15,784 - ? And there's no turning back ? - Can I? 644 00:26:17,363 --> 00:26:19,622 ?? 645 00:26:20,183 --> 00:26:22,657 ? Your love hit me hard ? 646 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:26,933 ? You're like a heart attack ? 647 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,299 You have a Russian soul. 648 00:26:30,309 --> 00:26:31,666 [MAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY] 649 00:26:31,676 --> 00:26:33,964 What's that mean? 650 00:26:35,722 --> 00:26:37,306 There's a darkness. 651 00:26:37,745 --> 00:26:41,576 In you and me both. 652 00:26:41,586 --> 00:26:44,078 ? Because I can't hide... ? 653 00:26:44,088 --> 00:26:47,625 Right, which is exactly why you should focus your attention 654 00:26:47,636 --> 00:26:50,318 on someone bright and shiny. 655 00:26:50,328 --> 00:26:54,155 This woman is looking for a poodle. 656 00:26:54,165 --> 00:26:55,856 Not a man. 657 00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:58,347 ?? 658 00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:01,896 Then be a man. 659 00:27:01,906 --> 00:27:04,198 - Hmm? - Tell her your truth. 660 00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:07,852 You know, show her your dark side, stir shit up. 661 00:27:07,863 --> 00:27:09,758 Fine. What did you have in mind? 662 00:27:09,769 --> 00:27:11,250 - You're a Russian. - And? 663 00:27:11,261 --> 00:27:14,207 Start the revolution! Blow this circus up. 664 00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:16,076 [LAUGHS] 665 00:27:16,086 --> 00:27:17,845 How? What do I do? 666 00:27:17,855 --> 00:27:20,719 - Exactly what I tell you. - You see? 667 00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:23,183 Russian soul. 668 00:27:23,972 --> 00:27:25,675 Very dark. 669 00:27:26,129 --> 00:27:28,922 - ? America... ? - QUINN: His vocal cordsare up his ass. 670 00:27:28,932 --> 00:27:33,026 But come on, a race car driver singing "America the Beautiful"... 671 00:27:33,036 --> 00:27:35,680 that's like red state crack. 672 00:27:35,691 --> 00:27:37,449 Whoo! 673 00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:41,068 You must be very strong woman 674 00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:43,270 to keep up fake-smile for this jerk-off. 675 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,961 [LAUGHS] 676 00:27:44,972 --> 00:27:48,207 How about I put real smile on your face? 677 00:27:48,217 --> 00:27:52,745 - Okay. - ? O beautiful for pilgrim's feet ? 678 00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:57,820 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna show you what real love of country 679 00:27:57,831 --> 00:27:59,284 and passion looks like! 680 00:27:59,316 --> 00:28:01,516 ? America ?... What are you doing up here? 681 00:28:01,527 --> 00:28:04,789 Just for a second. ? Vozrast staryy Soyuz ? 682 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,325 Are you really gonna let... 683 00:28:06,335 --> 00:28:08,274 - [SINGING IN RUSSIAN] - MAN: Here we go. 684 00:28:08,285 --> 00:28:10,878 - Was this planned? - Oh! Yeah. 685 00:28:10,888 --> 00:28:12,980 I mean, we weren't gonna just have karaoke. 686 00:28:12,990 --> 00:28:15,983 [LAUGHS] 687 00:28:15,993 --> 00:28:18,559 [SINGING IN RUSSIAN] 688 00:28:21,745 --> 00:28:23,766 - Get the music going again. - [FEEDBACK WHINES] 689 00:28:23,777 --> 00:28:26,725 - ? Brave ?... - [SINGING IN RUSSIAN] 690 00:28:26,735 --> 00:28:28,794 [LAUGHTER] 691 00:28:28,804 --> 00:28:31,030 Quinn, this is supposed to be entertaining. 692 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,199 Don't worry, Gary. Um, hey, hey, 693 00:28:33,209 --> 00:28:34,901 can I get another camera on Billy, 694 00:28:34,911 --> 00:28:37,336 because he's gonna blow right on schedule. 695 00:28:37,346 --> 00:28:38,704 Watch, watch, watch. 696 00:28:38,714 --> 00:28:41,306 [SINGING IN RUSSIAN] 697 00:28:41,316 --> 00:28:44,009 [COAST MODERN'S "THE WAY IT WAS" PLAYING] 698 00:28:44,019 --> 00:28:45,811 Oh! Mic drop! 699 00:28:45,821 --> 00:28:47,178 BILLY: Feel good about yourself? 700 00:28:47,188 --> 00:28:50,733 Watch, America is about to whoop Russia's ass. 701 00:28:50,751 --> 00:28:53,551 You worthless piece of USA trash. 702 00:28:53,562 --> 00:28:55,320 MEN: Ohh! 703 00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:57,491 We own your country now, by the way! 704 00:28:57,502 --> 00:29:00,425 I mean, he's right, but I can totally cut that. 705 00:29:00,435 --> 00:29:02,660 Oh, is that right? 706 00:29:02,670 --> 00:29:04,862 - [SPITS] - Oh! 707 00:29:04,872 --> 00:29:08,266 ? And I realized the whole damn ? ? time I been missing out ? 708 00:29:08,276 --> 00:29:10,335 - Oh! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 709 00:29:10,345 --> 00:29:13,671 ? Oh, we never gonna go back ? ? to the way it was ? 710 00:29:13,681 --> 00:29:15,573 - Quinn, are you watching this? - Call security, right now. 711 00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:18,275 No, come on, it's good TV. Just let it go. 712 00:29:18,285 --> 00:29:19,677 This is exactly the kind of stuff 713 00:29:19,687 --> 00:29:21,612 I'm talking about when I say "too far"! 714 00:29:21,622 --> 00:29:23,968 This show cannot take another lawsuit. 715 00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:26,374 Well, if you don't want to know how the sausage gets made, 716 00:29:26,385 --> 00:29:28,519 then don't come to the factory! 717 00:29:28,529 --> 00:29:30,520 [BILLY AND ALEXI GRUNTING] 718 00:29:30,530 --> 00:29:31,991 MAN: Hey! 719 00:29:32,327 --> 00:29:33,958 - Want to go? - You... 720 00:29:33,968 --> 00:29:35,692 ? Did you get your fill? ? 721 00:29:35,702 --> 00:29:36,961 ? Have you seen it all? ? 722 00:29:36,971 --> 00:29:39,729 ? Have you had enough? ? 723 00:29:40,991 --> 00:29:42,433 Just walk away, mate. 724 00:29:42,443 --> 00:29:43,600 Please, not in the face... 725 00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:46,070 - Ohh! - Watch the faces, guys! 726 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,236 Hey! Enough! 727 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:48,452 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 728 00:29:48,463 --> 00:29:50,850 Number-one rule on this show, you never solve a problem. 729 00:29:50,861 --> 00:29:53,276 Screw the show, all right? Nobody gets hurt on my watch. 730 00:29:53,286 --> 00:29:56,079 Stop it! We're supposed to be enjoying a show! 731 00:29:56,089 --> 00:29:57,581 Stop! Ah! 732 00:29:57,591 --> 00:29:59,215 - Ahh! - Oh, hey! 733 00:29:59,225 --> 00:30:01,284 You get security or I am calling the cops. 734 00:30:01,294 --> 00:30:03,059 No, no, come here, come here. Just wait. 735 00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:05,340 There is a priceless moment that is just about to happen. 736 00:30:05,351 --> 00:30:08,223 I need a camera right now on Jasper. And Owen. 737 00:30:08,234 --> 00:30:09,959 - Hey, you okay? - Oh, look, look, look! 738 00:30:09,969 --> 00:30:12,090 - Who's gonna get to Serena first? - This is a liability! 739 00:30:12,116 --> 00:30:13,716 No, hold on a minute! Just wait! 740 00:30:15,574 --> 00:30:17,467 Wait for it. 741 00:30:17,477 --> 00:30:21,136 ? The way it was ? 742 00:30:21,146 --> 00:30:23,418 ? The way it was ? 743 00:30:23,645 --> 00:30:26,032 ? Oh, and we're never gonna go ? ? back to the way we was ? 744 00:30:26,043 --> 00:30:27,309 Look at that! 745 00:30:27,319 --> 00:30:30,012 You cannot write that stuff! Look at it! 746 00:30:30,022 --> 00:30:33,749 ? Tell me if you wanna ? ? roll with the rest of us ? 747 00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:36,691 That is what I'm talking about! 748 00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:38,686 That's what I was waiting for. 749 00:30:38,696 --> 00:30:40,489 And cut! 750 00:30:40,499 --> 00:30:44,359 That is gonna be in every promo for the rest of the season. 751 00:30:44,369 --> 00:30:46,328 Goldberg, to my office. 752 00:30:46,338 --> 00:30:48,671 - ? The way it was ? - Boom! 753 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:54,854 [LAUGHS] 754 00:30:54,865 --> 00:30:58,146 Congratulations on your little temper tantrum 755 00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:00,432 with street fighter Baryshnikov. 756 00:31:00,443 --> 00:31:02,417 Okay, you can flatter me all you want, Quinn, 757 00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,152 but I'm so not back on this train. 758 00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:07,388 I just sent Alexi in to stop the nuclear leak 759 00:31:07,398 --> 00:31:09,424 that this show has become. 760 00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:12,160 Oh! I see. 761 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:15,763 This was a big F-U to me because you're pissed. 762 00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:17,932 But, I mean, come on, face it, 763 00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:19,900 that's when you do your best work. 764 00:31:19,910 --> 00:31:22,604 I am your muse. [LAUGHS] 765 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:25,406 Quinn, this is not funny. 766 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:28,259 I mean, like it or not, reality TV shapes our world. 767 00:31:28,270 --> 00:31:29,644 Oh, please. 768 00:31:29,654 --> 00:31:32,312 You're pumping toxic sludge into the minds of young women. 769 00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:33,837 You're telling them that they have to 770 00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:36,350 dummy themselves down to land some dude. 771 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,820 Well, maybe it's the truth. 772 00:31:40,457 --> 00:31:41,922 I mean, look at us. 773 00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:44,024 Mm. 774 00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:47,528 So, what? You're just giving up? 775 00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:48,918 No. 776 00:31:49,676 --> 00:31:52,282 I don't want what she wants, Rachel. 777 00:31:52,293 --> 00:31:53,500 Bullshit. 778 00:31:53,510 --> 00:31:55,313 You want exactly what she wants. 779 00:31:55,324 --> 00:31:57,037 You're just too scared to admit it 780 00:31:57,047 --> 00:32:00,707 because you're afraid you're never gonna get it. 781 00:32:00,717 --> 00:32:02,142 I mean, you went all googly-eyed 782 00:32:02,152 --> 00:32:04,307 when John Booth said he wanted to have your baby, 783 00:32:04,318 --> 00:32:07,814 you completely freaked out over that diamond ring that Chet gave you... 784 00:32:07,824 --> 00:32:09,904 Okay, enough, all right? 785 00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:14,153 - I'm telling the truth. - Just get the hell out. 786 00:32:14,164 --> 00:32:15,354 - Quinn... - Go! 787 00:32:15,365 --> 00:32:16,466 Hey, Quinn, 788 00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:18,624 Race Car Billy got his hands on a phone and called his lawyer. 789 00:32:18,634 --> 00:32:20,220 He's saying that Alexi provoked him 790 00:32:20,231 --> 00:32:23,062 and it's all a big set-up. 791 00:32:23,072 --> 00:32:24,963 Great work, genius. 792 00:32:24,973 --> 00:32:27,974 ?? 793 00:32:30,979 --> 00:32:32,540 - Hey. - Hey. 794 00:32:33,348 --> 00:32:34,423 Crazy night, huh? 795 00:32:34,441 --> 00:32:36,266 Yeah. You okay? 796 00:32:36,277 --> 00:32:37,603 Yeah, thanks. 797 00:32:37,614 --> 00:32:39,939 The dress is trashed, but... 798 00:32:39,950 --> 00:32:43,173 Eh. To be honest, I liked the last one better. 799 00:32:44,554 --> 00:32:45,852 Really? 800 00:32:46,595 --> 00:32:48,665 Seemed more you, I guess. 801 00:32:49,321 --> 00:32:50,988 Well, what does that mean? 802 00:32:51,814 --> 00:32:54,087 I don't know. Um... 803 00:32:54,669 --> 00:32:55,927 Okay, um... 804 00:32:55,937 --> 00:32:59,548 Well, earlier at the craps table and then with Billy, 805 00:32:59,559 --> 00:33:01,718 you seemed kind of different. 806 00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:03,421 Like maybe you were 807 00:33:03,432 --> 00:33:06,858 dumbing yourself down or something. 808 00:33:06,869 --> 00:33:10,506 You know, Owen, you met me yesterday, 809 00:33:10,517 --> 00:33:12,626 so you don't really know who I am. 810 00:33:12,637 --> 00:33:15,796 What I mean to say is that you don't have to do that with me. 811 00:33:15,807 --> 00:33:18,333 Well, I don't really have to do anything with you. 812 00:33:18,344 --> 00:33:19,790 Right? 813 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,353 W... Serena... 814 00:33:22,363 --> 00:33:24,355 [SIGHS] 815 00:33:24,365 --> 00:33:25,756 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 816 00:33:25,766 --> 00:33:28,800 ?? 817 00:33:32,495 --> 00:33:33,580 Hi. 818 00:33:33,591 --> 00:33:35,283 Sure glad that's over. 819 00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:37,401 Hi. 820 00:33:37,411 --> 00:33:40,070 Hey, uh, did you happen to... 821 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,438 get any news on the Congo at all? 822 00:33:42,448 --> 00:33:44,741 - I didn't. I am so sorry, it just c... - It's okay. 823 00:33:44,751 --> 00:33:46,619 No, it completely slipped my mind. 824 00:33:46,630 --> 00:33:49,744 That's fine. It's all good. It's fine. It's fine. 825 00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:53,416 This thing tonight... I, uh... 826 00:33:53,427 --> 00:33:55,620 I feel ridiculous in a suit. 827 00:33:56,221 --> 00:33:57,276 No. 828 00:33:59,557 --> 00:34:01,565 You look amazing. 829 00:34:02,104 --> 00:34:04,059 Thank you. 830 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,329 No... 831 00:34:06,339 --> 00:34:08,971 Except for, um... 832 00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:12,067 For this. 833 00:34:12,077 --> 00:34:15,078 ?? 834 00:34:17,428 --> 00:34:19,729 Actually, I'm working right now. 835 00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:23,419 Yeah, me, too. 836 00:34:23,789 --> 00:34:26,790 ?? 837 00:34:31,094 --> 00:34:33,287 CHET: Hey, hey, so, is Billy gonna sue us? 838 00:34:33,298 --> 00:34:34,923 Gary's all over my ass. 839 00:34:34,933 --> 00:34:37,091 I sent Gary home, okay? 840 00:34:37,101 --> 00:34:39,027 I got a quid pro quo from Billy, 841 00:34:39,037 --> 00:34:42,331 but that's only if Serena doesn't cut him. 842 00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:43,865 Will she? 843 00:34:43,875 --> 00:34:45,599 She's pretty pissed. At all of us. 844 00:34:45,609 --> 00:34:48,280 You're not gonna get all those bruises out of there. 845 00:34:48,291 --> 00:34:49,803 All right. Ready? Yeah. 846 00:34:49,814 --> 00:34:51,215 And action, Graham. 847 00:34:51,226 --> 00:34:52,973 Well, guys. 848 00:34:52,983 --> 00:34:55,442 Uh, obviously it's... 849 00:34:55,452 --> 00:34:56,877 it's been a night of surprises. 850 00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:58,212 But we're still not done. 851 00:34:58,222 --> 00:35:00,380 You see, 11 of you will be continuing 852 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,682 on your journey with Serena. 853 00:35:02,692 --> 00:35:04,784 But unfortunately for two of you, 854 00:35:04,794 --> 00:35:06,429 Vegas is your last stop. 855 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,488 But no matter which road you're on tonight, though, 856 00:35:08,498 --> 00:35:11,458 each one of you will receive a very special, 857 00:35:11,468 --> 00:35:15,061 commemorative "Everlasting" tire gauge 858 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:18,231 courtesy of our own Billy Byrd and Byrd Racing Accessories. 859 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,500 So call now and mention "Everlasting" 860 00:35:20,510 --> 00:35:23,669 and get 10% off on all of your race car needs. 861 00:35:23,679 --> 00:35:26,205 So, it's just a Billy infomercial now. 862 00:35:26,215 --> 00:35:29,575 - Beats a lawsuit. - SERENA:It has been such a crazy day, 863 00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:32,345 but I am still very excited to be here. 864 00:35:32,355 --> 00:35:35,481 And I admire all of your... 865 00:35:35,491 --> 00:35:37,183 passion. 866 00:35:37,193 --> 00:35:38,751 And I hope to see more of that 867 00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:41,608 as we continue on this journey together. 868 00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:43,718 Warren, 869 00:35:44,370 --> 00:35:45,662 Preston, 870 00:35:45,868 --> 00:35:47,058 Jasper, 871 00:35:47,068 --> 00:35:49,944 come and get your tire gauges. 872 00:35:50,406 --> 00:35:52,230 - Alexi... - Oh. 873 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,249 - Yes. - Zach, 874 00:35:54,267 --> 00:35:56,525 Guy, I can't condone violence, 875 00:35:56,878 --> 00:35:58,836 but there is something exciting 876 00:35:58,846 --> 00:36:01,106 about being the center of that kind of attention. 877 00:36:01,116 --> 00:36:03,008 Come on up. 878 00:36:03,018 --> 00:36:05,911 August, Barry, Jamie. 879 00:36:05,921 --> 00:36:07,879 You tried to stay above the fray, 880 00:36:07,889 --> 00:36:11,249 and I really appreciate that. 881 00:36:11,714 --> 00:36:14,618 Owen, I feel like we're in danger 882 00:36:14,629 --> 00:36:16,253 of losing what we had. 883 00:36:16,263 --> 00:36:18,890 I'm willing to give it another shot if you are. 884 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:21,726 Will you accept this tire gauge? 885 00:36:21,736 --> 00:36:23,436 [CHUCKLES] 886 00:36:24,053 --> 00:36:26,063 - [WHISPERING] I'm sorry. - [WHISPERING] No, hey, it's... 887 00:36:26,073 --> 00:36:28,365 No, no, no, no, no. 888 00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:30,675 Don't worry. I'm still me. 889 00:36:33,162 --> 00:36:36,140 Serena, this is the last tire gauge of the night. 890 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:39,529 ?? 891 00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:42,779 Come on, pick Billy. Do not screw me. 892 00:36:42,789 --> 00:36:44,951 We had a deal, Serena. 893 00:36:44,962 --> 00:36:46,416 [NORMAL VOICE] Billy. 894 00:36:46,426 --> 00:36:48,718 You cold-cocked Alexi. 895 00:36:48,728 --> 00:36:51,755 And your outburst was childish. 896 00:36:51,765 --> 00:36:53,389 Come on! 897 00:36:53,399 --> 00:36:55,611 But I like a man with fire in his belly, 898 00:36:55,622 --> 00:36:57,940 so this tire gauge is for you. 899 00:36:58,197 --> 00:37:00,048 So come on up. 900 00:37:00,574 --> 00:37:01,898 Quinn pro quo. 901 00:37:01,908 --> 00:37:03,967 [WHISPERS] Don't get your hopes up. 902 00:37:03,977 --> 00:37:07,003 GRAHAM: Ken and Aaron, I want to thank you guys for a great day. 903 00:37:07,013 --> 00:37:08,470 Your cars are waiting. 904 00:37:08,481 --> 00:37:11,275 And cut. That's a wrap. 905 00:37:12,352 --> 00:37:14,285 [SIGHS] 906 00:37:17,898 --> 00:37:20,202 - Hi, Serena. - Hi. 907 00:37:20,874 --> 00:37:22,726 - See, it worked. - Mm-hmm. 908 00:37:22,736 --> 00:37:23,761 Nice dress. 909 00:37:23,771 --> 00:37:24,829 - Thank you. - Thank you. 910 00:37:24,839 --> 00:37:28,182 You got these guys eating out of the palm of your hands. 911 00:37:28,193 --> 00:37:30,234 Thank you for your help with this Billy thing, by the way. 912 00:37:30,244 --> 00:37:31,936 Yes, well, the donation check better be 913 00:37:31,946 --> 00:37:34,260 to the San Jose Youth Shelter by end of business tomorrow. 914 00:37:34,271 --> 00:37:35,940 Consider it done. 915 00:37:35,950 --> 00:37:37,182 [CHUCKLES] 916 00:37:38,104 --> 00:37:39,795 Great idea. 917 00:37:39,806 --> 00:37:41,464 You are so right. 918 00:37:41,475 --> 00:37:43,501 That was... 919 00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:44,803 amazing. 920 00:37:45,006 --> 00:37:48,126 - Thank you. - [BOTH LAUGH] 921 00:37:49,526 --> 00:37:50,901 God, men are stupid. 922 00:37:51,396 --> 00:37:53,054 [SIGHS] 923 00:37:53,065 --> 00:37:54,723 You good? 924 00:37:54,734 --> 00:37:56,734 Yes. Absolutely. 925 00:37:58,571 --> 00:38:01,198 ?? 926 00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:03,548 So, what? Owen's like your little buddy now? 927 00:38:05,278 --> 00:38:06,329 What of it? 928 00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:07,563 Well, that's your plan? 929 00:38:08,535 --> 00:38:10,893 Did you come back here to protect the "good guys"? 930 00:38:10,904 --> 00:38:13,032 That's how you're gonna redeem yourself? 931 00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:15,442 I don't know, Rach. 932 00:38:15,655 --> 00:38:17,313 What's your plan? 933 00:38:17,323 --> 00:38:20,157 ?? 934 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,373 - Want me to hold it? - Okay, I can take it. 935 00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:23,419 Thought you wanted me to hold it. 936 00:38:23,429 --> 00:38:24,620 - Why would I want you to hold it? - I don't know. 937 00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:26,589 Is that the calfskin or the caviar? 938 00:38:26,599 --> 00:38:29,424 It's actually the lambskin, but without the graffiti thing. 939 00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:31,012 Where did you get the flower strap? 940 00:38:31,023 --> 00:38:32,728 It was a gift. [CELLPHONE CHIMES] Oh. 941 00:38:32,738 --> 00:38:33,762 Oh, my car's here. 942 00:38:33,772 --> 00:38:34,897 - Bye. - Oh, okay. Bye. 943 00:38:34,907 --> 00:38:36,273 Hi. 944 00:38:39,778 --> 00:38:41,470 All right. 945 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,514 ?? 946 00:38:51,155 --> 00:38:52,748 Hi. 947 00:38:52,758 --> 00:38:54,272 Hey. 948 00:38:54,283 --> 00:38:56,006 I, um... 949 00:38:56,866 --> 00:38:59,254 I wanted to follow up about the Congo. 950 00:38:59,264 --> 00:39:00,545 Oh, okay, oh, great. Yeah? 951 00:39:00,556 --> 00:39:03,582 So, it seems like the UN is gonna intervene... 952 00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:06,494 and the rebels signed a cease-fire. 953 00:39:06,504 --> 00:39:08,596 That's awesome. Thank you. 954 00:39:09,319 --> 00:39:10,889 Hey, uh... 955 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,258 move over. 956 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,063 It's okay, it's big enough for two. 957 00:39:14,112 --> 00:39:17,638 And if we're careful, 958 00:39:17,648 --> 00:39:19,607 it will expand around us. 959 00:39:19,617 --> 00:39:21,296 See what I mean? 960 00:39:22,486 --> 00:39:24,753 There we go. 961 00:39:26,857 --> 00:39:28,108 Comfy? 962 00:39:30,374 --> 00:39:34,569 Hey, do you know in the southern hemisphere we have some stars... 963 00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,339 that you never see? 964 00:39:36,633 --> 00:39:39,500 And the ones that we do share, they look totally different. 965 00:39:40,804 --> 00:39:42,929 - Mm. - Well... 966 00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:45,432 Do you guys... You guys have Orion? 967 00:39:45,443 --> 00:39:46,601 [CHUCKLES] 968 00:39:48,145 --> 00:39:49,765 That's Orion. 969 00:39:49,776 --> 00:39:52,007 - Oh. Okay. - Almost. 970 00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:55,683 ?? 971 00:40:03,493 --> 00:40:05,652 Um... Whoa, whoa! 972 00:40:05,662 --> 00:40:07,633 We have an early call tomorrow. 973 00:40:07,644 --> 00:40:09,294 I'm gonna... 974 00:40:09,305 --> 00:40:10,938 I'm gonna go. 975 00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:13,466 Okay. 976 00:40:13,477 --> 00:40:15,727 [SIGHS] 977 00:40:15,737 --> 00:40:18,772 [ADRIA'S "PULL ME UNDER" PLAYING] 978 00:40:30,853 --> 00:40:35,547 ? I don't want to fear no more ? 979 00:40:35,557 --> 00:40:38,884 ?? 980 00:40:38,894 --> 00:40:42,920 ? Can you make me beautiful? ? 981 00:40:42,930 --> 00:40:46,924 ? Oh, oh ? 982 00:40:46,934 --> 00:40:50,462 ? There is so much more to say ? 983 00:40:50,472 --> 00:40:54,032 ? But you don't say a word ? 984 00:40:54,042 --> 00:40:56,033 ? I'm the sun, I'm the rain ? 985 00:40:56,043 --> 00:40:58,035 ? Pull me under, under again ? 986 00:40:58,045 --> 00:41:01,706 ? I want to go, I want to go where the wind blows ? 987 00:41:01,716 --> 00:41:06,544 ? Pull me under ? 988 00:41:06,554 --> 00:41:10,815 ? It's enough, just let me go ? August. 989 00:41:10,825 --> 00:41:12,716 Am I in trouble? 990 00:41:12,726 --> 00:41:14,618 ? Pull me under ? 991 00:41:14,628 --> 00:41:16,286 Yes. 992 00:41:17,046 --> 00:41:18,444 August? 993 00:41:19,099 --> 00:41:21,591 ? Oh, oh ? 994 00:41:21,601 --> 00:41:24,094 ? I'm the sun, I'm the rain ? 995 00:41:24,104 --> 00:41:28,249 ? Oh, oh ? 996 00:41:29,442 --> 00:41:32,268 ? Pull me under ? 997 00:41:32,278 --> 00:41:36,506 ? Let me go ? 998 00:41:36,516 --> 00:41:38,909 [MOANING] 999 00:41:38,919 --> 00:41:41,202 - You're so beautiful. - Stop talking. 1000 00:41:41,213 --> 00:41:42,804 Stop talking. 1001 00:41:43,757 --> 00:41:48,077 ? 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