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Oh, you finally make sense to me.
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[Gasps]
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Yes, your mouth...
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- I mean, really, look at it.
- Mm.
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It's so perfect.
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- I can feel every wrinkle.
- Oh.
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- Yeah.
- I should probably moisturize.
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Oh, my God, does mom know?
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I don't know what mom
knows and doesn't know.
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I see you completely.
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It's like I've never seen you before.
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- That hurts.
- I'm sorry.
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- Alexandra...
- Yes.
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Are you okay?
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I'm so good.
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I am, like, the best I've ever been.
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Daddy, oh, my God!
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What am I supposed to call you now?
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You need to work out a little more.
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No wonder you're always
with little, waif-y girls.
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[Laughing] Jesus!
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I feel like I can control you.
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- Hey, hey!
- Huh?
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Look at me.
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I am looking at you.
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You're not gonna tell Ali, are you?
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- No.
- 'Cause she'd freak.
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[Both grunting]
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Oh, fuck.
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[Sighs]
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Hey, can I borrow this?
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- Yeah.
- Thanks.
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But seriously, no
mentioning this to Ali, okay?
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Dude, you have to get off that.
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I told you I wouldn't, and I won't.
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'Cause she'd be fucking
freaked out and disgusted.
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I'm just gonna sort of
store it away in my cabinet
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of Pfefferman family secrets.
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You have a cabinet of
Pfefferman family secrets?
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- Yeah.
- Let's hear it.
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What you got?
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Um, there was the hole in the fence.
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We both know how that got there.
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Yeah, I know that one.
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Anything I don't know?
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Okay, um...
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Ali used to sell your
mom's valium in high school.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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How do you think we always
had money to do stuff?
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That's fucking awesome.
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And there's the woman that babysat you...
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that drove you around and took advantage
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of your sweet little teenage bod,
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and it was super lecherous.
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Um, if by lecherous, you mean rad.
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That's really gross.
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You mean, um, every
15-year-old boy's wet dream?
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- Yeah, Josh, whose wet dream?
- Mine.
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I mean, what if you
were the 15-year-old girl
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and it was a 25-year-old
guy driving you around,
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who's fucking you?
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Doesn't that seem weird?
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- Hey.
- I'm leaving.
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Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Let's listen to dreamboat Annie.
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Oh, you really don't
want to be alone, do you?
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[Door closes]
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Try not to move so much.
Try not to move so much.
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These clip-ins blend with
your hair so beautifully.
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Wait, wait, wait for it.
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Look at that. That's better, huh?
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Much more full.
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Yes. Oh, it's great.
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I'm so glad to be rid
of that wig, you know.
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My scalp can breathe.
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I felt like I was wearing a sheitel.
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Now you look much more powerful,
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like a California earth mama.
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Oh, not a silver ViXen?
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Well, maybe a silverback.
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Listen, can we just close
up shop here a little bit?
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The knees... your male privilege
is leaking all over the place.
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And you... but you don't have to slouch.
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Keep yourself up.
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It's called femininity.
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Yeah.
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Move it.
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Let me fix your walk.
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- Please, my knee.
- I know your knee.
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Walk without the
complaining. How about that?
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- All right.
- Forward.
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Take a breath.
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Try not to hold your breath quite so much.
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- All right.
- Try to breathe and be in it.
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All right, would you like
me to breathe and be in it?
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- Please?
- [Sighs]
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- Find your center, huh?
- Oh, this is stupid.
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- Hello.
- Hi. May I help you?
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Yes. Hi. I'm, uh, Stephen Baker.
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I have a reservation.
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Okay. Ah, Mr. Baker.
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Could I get a credit card, please?
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Oh, I'll be... I'll pay in cash.
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We just need a credit card on file
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in case there's any incidentals.
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Oh, no, I'll pay in cash for that too.
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If you don't use the mini
bar or order any movies,
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nothing will appear on your bill.
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- Oh, okay.
- I've got you covered, sir.
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Well, then here we go.
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Great. Thank you.
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- Here's your key... room 813.
- Um, right.
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If you don't mind... um, if it's
all the same to you, I could...
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Give me another key.
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- Of course.
- Thank you.
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No one has ever seen me but me.
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[Chuckles]
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No one's ever seen me except me.
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Ta-da.
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Oh, my God, you're beautiful.
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[Both giggling]
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- Hello.
- Oh, hello.
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I'm Marcy.
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Hi. I'm Daphne Sparkles.
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You hate it.
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- No, no, no, do not...
- Oh, you don't like it.
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It's just... it's too... it's stripper-y.
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I'm sorry.
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But it's not right.
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You need something...
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elegant.
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You're Maura.
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What's your name?
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My name is Marcy. What is your name?
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My name is Maura.
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Hey!
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Hey, babe, what happened?
Did you tell Barb?
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Hey, how'd it go? How'd it go? How'd it go?
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Uh, it was good. It was good. It was good.
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[Laughing] Cool. So
she's okay? She survived?
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Yeah, yeah, she's okay. Yeah.
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I mean, it didn't even... it
didn't even come up this time.
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- What?
- Yeah, I'm just gonna wait
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until the next therapy,
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because, yeah, our
shrink was a little late,
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which started the session out weird.
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And then before I even had
a chance to say anything,
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Barb started talking about how her
sister's lupus is affecting her.
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Did I tell you that Barb's
sister Joni has lupus?
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No.
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Well, she does.
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And, um, yeah, Barb was just like...
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Oh, my gosh, she was in such a state,
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and I just feel like, you know,
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the more Barb is okay with
herself when I tell her,
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then the more...
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Come here.
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Come here.
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Come here, come here, come here, come here.
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I am gonna tell her, okay?
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I am.
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I'm gonna make this all happen, okay?
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You're just so fast.
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You're like a... like a little...
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Hummingbird.
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You know, you're like this
little tiny hummingbird
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with...
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Big boobs.
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I can't keep my hands off your tits.
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God, what is wrong with me?
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See, this is what you do to me.
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- [Cell phone chimes]
- Hold on.
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- Holy shit.
- What?
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My dad came out to Ali.
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Oh, fuck.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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You were fucking high when you saw him?
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[Laughing]
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I was, like, basically
trying to make out with dad.
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Oh, God!
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Oh, my God, his toenails were painted,
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but because his little toenail
is so little and squished,
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she just painted the toe skin.
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Oh, God... her, her toe skin.
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[Both laughing hysterically]
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So weird.
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- This is so weird.
- No, it's insane.
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It's totally insane.
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Oh, my God, and I renamed him... her.
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Her? Him? What do I call him... or her?
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I renamed him last night. What do you mean?
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I started calling her...
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"Moppa."
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- Moppa?
- Yeah, like momma and poppa.
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Moppa.
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That's actually really sweet.
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It's not sweet! It's insanity!
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- I have to pee.
- Moppa!
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It's totally insane.
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- [Laughing] Moppa.
- Wait a minute.
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- Does mom know?
- No, and don't tell her.
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- Do you want any of this coffee?
- Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! Josh... does Josh know?
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No, and don't tell him either.
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- We have to tell him.
- No, you can't tell them.
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Outing a trans person, it's
like an act of violence.
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What?
209
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It's like stripping
someone naked in the middle
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of the cafeteria and making
them go eat by themselves.
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- Google it.
- Jesus.
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You Google it.
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Wait a minute. How long
have you known about this?
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How did you find out about this?
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I was sneaking around dad's house,
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and he walked in on me dressed as a woman.
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What do you mean you were sneaking around?
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Oh, my God, my head hurts so much.
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Here, give me your feet. I'll rub 'em.
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I was, um...
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I was over there with Tammy.
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- With Tammy Cashman?
- Mm-hmm.
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I called that. I totally called that.
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I know, I know, I know.
225
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What were you doing with
her... dirty, nasty things?
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Stop. This is love, okay?
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- Please.
- No, seriously.
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This is... this is...
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she, like, made me squirt.
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What?
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- You mean female ejaculation?
- Yeah.
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That is not real.
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It's totally real.
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That is pee, Sarah.
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- It's not pee.
- Come on.
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Ali, it's a completely
different part of the plumbing,
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and it smells completely differently.
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- It smells really good.
- Ew!
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Seriously, it smells like...
it smells like the... like...
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I don't know, like the
Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
241
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It's like... like brackish and clean.
242
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It's, like, all over my van, seriously.
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Wait a minute. What about Len?
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I don't know.
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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
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- [Cell phone ringing]
- Want me to get that?
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No. No, no.
248
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I'll just see who it is.
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[Laughing] Guess who.
250
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- Moppa. Moppa is calling.
- No. No, no, no.
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Hey, dad, it's Sarah.
252
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Yeah, I'm over... I'm over at her place.
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[Whispering] I'm asleep.
254
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- Look out the window.
- What? Okay.
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- There you are.
- Oh, right.
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- Come on down.
- Okay. Okay.
257
00:12:22,582 --> 00:12:24,852
- Be right down.
- What?
258
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:28,422
Um, somebody made brunch plans.
259
00:12:28,522 --> 00:12:33,093
Oh, fuck.
260
00:12:33,193 --> 00:12:35,629
Oh, my God.
261
00:12:35,729 --> 00:12:37,431
- Look at his hair.
- Hello.
262
00:12:37,531 --> 00:12:38,698
Hi, dad.
263
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:40,067
That's beautiful. Is that new?
264
00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:41,535
- Oh, thanks.
- No, this.
265
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,570
- Oh, my jacket.
- That's gorgeous.
266
00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:44,638
- Thank you.
- Hello, lovely.
267
00:12:44,738 --> 00:12:46,640
- You look nice.
- Thank you.
268
00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:48,342
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi.
269
00:12:48,442 --> 00:12:50,177
She's a little under it.
270
00:12:50,277 --> 00:12:54,014
- We need some food in her.
- Come on, hon.
271
00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:56,416
- How you doing?
- Good.
272
00:12:59,887 --> 00:13:02,056
[Sniffs] Um...
273
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,158
I have to ask you some questions
274
00:13:04,258 --> 00:13:07,294
that might not be very pleasant.
275
00:13:07,394 --> 00:13:08,896
Okay.
276
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:11,966
Did my parents know that we
were... what we were doing?
277
00:13:12,066 --> 00:13:13,033
Of course they knew.
278
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:16,036
- Okay.
- Everybody knew.
279
00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:17,537
They didn't fire you?
280
00:13:17,637 --> 00:13:19,706
No. You were there.
281
00:13:19,874 --> 00:13:21,876
So they were cool with what we were doing?
282
00:13:21,976 --> 00:13:24,544
Your parents are strange people, honey.
283
00:13:24,644 --> 00:13:25,679
- You know that.
- Yeah.
284
00:13:25,779 --> 00:13:26,713
They never tried to stop it?
285
00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:28,448
They talk to you about it?
286
00:13:28,548 --> 00:13:29,783
Did they discuss it with you?
287
00:13:29,884 --> 00:13:31,385
Why are you asking me these questions?
288
00:13:31,485 --> 00:13:33,954
I have a right to know the
answers to these questions.
289
00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:36,490
You don't get to talk to me that way.
290
00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:38,025
I can't ask you questions?
291
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:39,393
Can you not tell me?
292
00:13:39,493 --> 00:13:41,661
- Please?
- Josh, we were in love, right?
293
00:13:41,761 --> 00:13:42,897
We were in love.
294
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:44,298
You... you just can't come in
295
00:13:44,398 --> 00:13:47,167
and just ask me questions like this,
296
00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:48,936
as if I'm a total stranger,
297
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:53,673
- like you don't even...
- Shh. Shh.
298
00:13:53,908 --> 00:13:55,042
[Sighs]
299
00:13:55,142 --> 00:13:57,912
It's okay. It's okay.
300
00:13:58,012 --> 00:14:00,580
You always make things
so much more complicated
301
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,083
than they have to be.
302
00:14:06,253 --> 00:14:08,923
we do not know...
303
00:14:08,956 --> 00:14:11,658
[Groans softly]
304
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:13,693
I'll see you, okay?
305
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:15,162
Hey...
306
00:14:15,262 --> 00:14:19,499
That guy that you said would fix
the air conditioner never came by.
307
00:14:19,599 --> 00:14:24,738
Okay, Rita, I'll um... I'll call him again.
308
00:14:24,838 --> 00:14:27,541
where you go
309
00:14:27,641 --> 00:14:32,779
310
00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:36,416
in the night
311
00:14:36,516 --> 00:14:40,054
through the door
312
00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:46,026
through the door that holds you
313
00:14:48,162 --> 00:14:53,367
the door that holds you
314
00:14:55,602 --> 00:14:59,306
out of the blue
315
00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:02,442
You know, I am, uh,
316
00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:06,113
having reservations
about that new apartment,
317
00:15:06,213 --> 00:15:08,382
because the laundry is coin-operated,
318
00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:12,286
and I'm just becoming this
hoarder of loose change.
319
00:15:12,386 --> 00:15:14,854
Dad, you shouldn't be
doing your own laundry.
320
00:15:14,989 --> 00:15:19,126
I'll send Sylvia over.
She can do it for you.
321
00:15:19,226 --> 00:15:20,560
Hi.
322
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:22,496
How would you ladies like to be
among the first people in L.A.
323
00:15:22,596 --> 00:15:24,698
to sample the new plant-based
skin care line by Canticle?
324
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,000
No!
325
00:15:26,066 --> 00:15:27,401
This stuff is liquefied miracles.
326
00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:29,769
- No, no, I have to eat.
- We're going to brunch.
327
00:15:29,869 --> 00:15:32,172
- At patio on the green?
- Yeah.
328
00:15:32,272 --> 00:15:33,907
Hon, there's at least
an hour wait over there.
329
00:15:34,008 --> 00:15:35,275
- No, I can't do an hour wait.
- Just a minute.
330
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,776
Well, we're right over here.
331
00:15:36,876 --> 00:15:38,612
Best to wait out the brunch rush with us.
332
00:15:38,712 --> 00:15:40,114
- Okay.
- Are you thirsty?
333
00:15:40,214 --> 00:15:42,316
- We have cucumber water.
- She wants to do it. Come on.
334
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:44,718
It's mint too.
335
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,321
Just so you know, like, now
that you're gonna spend time
336
00:15:47,421 --> 00:15:50,124
in this world, do you...
you need to know that
337
00:15:50,224 --> 00:15:52,792
the makeover is free, but they
expect you to buy everything
338
00:15:52,892 --> 00:15:57,864
that they use, and each thing
is, like, 100 bucks a thing.
339
00:15:58,032 --> 00:15:59,899
I want one. I do want one.
340
00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:02,102
- Really?
- Yeah.
341
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:03,370
This is good.
342
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:05,139
- This is excellent.
- Isn't it good?
343
00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:07,041
Do you mean to tell me
that you've gone through
344
00:16:07,107 --> 00:16:09,843
your entire life without
knowing where your t-zone is?
345
00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:11,611
- Yes.
- Huh.
346
00:16:11,711 --> 00:16:14,714
You poor, deprived soul.
What are you putting on?
347
00:16:14,814 --> 00:16:16,950
This is a final...
348
00:16:17,051 --> 00:16:18,318
Okay.
349
00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:20,320
Open.
350
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:21,355
Oh, my God.
351
00:16:21,455 --> 00:16:24,491
I know. Dewy-ass cheekbones.
352
00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:26,293
It's like so dewy.
353
00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:28,195
- It looks amazing.
- Als, look at my eyes.
354
00:16:28,295 --> 00:16:29,496
It's called dewy.
355
00:16:29,596 --> 00:16:31,765
- I see them.
- Okay, how's that?
356
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,867
Yeah, just more of that stuff,
357
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:36,570
um, the powder and the foundation.
358
00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:38,138
How much is that foundation?
359
00:16:38,238 --> 00:16:40,474
- The foundation is $150.
- Yeah, can I have more of that?
360
00:16:40,574 --> 00:16:42,309
You sure you don't want to do some color?
361
00:16:42,409 --> 00:16:46,146
No, no color, I just... I...
like this... what's that?
362
00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:48,115
This... this is just the new powder...
363
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,916
- Yeah, this too.
- You want the powder.
364
00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:52,419
- Yeah.
- Are you sure I can't do the eyebrows?
365
00:16:52,519 --> 00:16:53,687
I'm positive.
366
00:16:53,787 --> 00:16:55,322
- 'Cause I just...
- No! Please.
367
00:16:55,422 --> 00:16:57,357
- Thank you.
- [Camera shutter clicks]
368
00:16:57,537 --> 00:16:59,306
How many of those are you gonna take?
369
00:16:59,406 --> 00:17:00,740
Tammy's coming over tonight,
370
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,977
and I just want her to see how hot I look.
371
00:17:04,077 --> 00:17:05,479
You lesbians are weird.
372
00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:07,314
The puffiness looks much better, darling.
373
00:17:07,414 --> 00:17:08,648
- Really?
- Yeah, the peptides
374
00:17:08,748 --> 00:17:11,185
- in that serum don't mess around.
- Oh...
375
00:17:11,218 --> 00:17:13,220
Didn't realize I was puffy.
376
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,423
Well, I should purchase
the serum, don't you think?
377
00:17:16,523 --> 00:17:17,924
Yeah, fabulous. One ounce or two?
378
00:17:18,024 --> 00:17:19,993
One. She'll take one ounce.
379
00:17:20,093 --> 00:17:22,196
Oh, yeah, one ounce.
380
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,578
I'd be remiss if I also
didn't recommend the toner,
381
00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:27,347
otherwise the serum won't
have anything to hold on to.
382
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:31,451
Well, all right, I should buy
a great many of these products.
383
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,588
Um, I, too, would like to buy
a great many of these products.
384
00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:38,792
All right, who's in for blueberry pancakes?
385
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,527
- Oh, man.
- Oh, thank God.
386
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,562
Oh, but, guys, I have to pee.
387
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,763
Oh, me too.
388
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,299
Oh, me too. They were really pushing
389
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:49,135
that cucumber water.
390
00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:52,539
- Is it down here?
- Yeah, this is the ladies'.
391
00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:57,076
Okay, I think I'm...
392
00:17:57,176 --> 00:18:00,013
No, no, no, come on, it's okay.
393
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,382
Come on. Come with me.
394
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,753
I don't really have to go that bad, so...
395
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,221
I do.
396
00:18:08,322 --> 00:18:11,325
All right, dad, if you have to
go in front of me, that's fine,
397
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,327
'cause I don't have to go.
398
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:16,095
- No, Ali has to go.
- Did she just say "Dad"?
399
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,832
Is that a man?
400
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,434
- Hey, mom.
- What?
401
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:23,403
Do you see that person over
there with the gray hair?
402
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,971
- Hmm?
- I think it's a guy.
403
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,607
- She just called him "Dad".
- Excuse me, are you a man?
404
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,175
'Cause this is the ladies' restroom.
405
00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:30,510
Yeah, we're aware what it is. Thank you.
406
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,511
- Sir...
- Thank you. We're good.
407
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,779
Sir, can you hear me?
408
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,180
Because this is the ladies' restroom,
409
00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:35,549
and clearly that is a man.
410
00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:37,418
This is my father, and he's a woman.
411
00:18:37,436 --> 00:18:38,805
And he has every right
to be in this bathroom.
412
00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:40,506
No, he does not. And you know what?
413
00:18:40,606 --> 00:18:42,776
I'm calling security because
there are young women in here
414
00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:44,210
- that you are traumatizing.
- Oh, really?
415
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:45,779
You mean the little
snickering bitches over there?
416
00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:47,146
They look really traumatized.
417
00:18:47,246 --> 00:18:49,015
You don't talk to my children that way.
418
00:18:49,115 --> 00:18:51,050
Oh, and you don't need to
talk to my father like that.
419
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:53,252
Your father is a pervert.
420
00:18:53,352 --> 00:18:55,789
- You are a fucking cunt!
- All right, let's go.
421
00:18:55,822 --> 00:18:57,456
- Ali!
- Yes, you all need to go.
422
00:18:57,556 --> 00:18:59,959
- Dad, don't you need to go pee?
- No, I don't. I'm fine.
423
00:19:00,059 --> 00:19:03,329
- You need to go.
- Let's just go.
424
00:19:03,429 --> 00:19:05,198
Have a nice day.
425
00:19:05,298 --> 00:19:08,101
[Sighs]
426
00:19:08,201 --> 00:19:10,203
Are you okay?
427
00:19:12,405 --> 00:19:14,908
I will be.
428
00:19:24,717 --> 00:19:27,086
God, why is he doing this now?
429
00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:31,390
[Scoffs] Why? Why did he wait so long?
430
00:19:48,574 --> 00:19:51,410
Hi. Can I return this, please?
431
00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:54,613
I don't want to say that ruins
my day, but that ruins my day.
432
00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:56,916
I'd love cash. Thanks.
433
00:19:59,052 --> 00:20:01,287
- Oh, fuck!
- What?
434
00:20:01,387 --> 00:20:03,189
Tammy canceled on me.
435
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,391
"Sorry, babe, got to re-sched."
436
00:20:05,491 --> 00:20:06,792
So re-sched.
437
00:20:06,893 --> 00:20:09,428
No, no, something's up. Something is...
438
00:20:09,528 --> 00:20:10,997
I feel like...
439
00:20:11,097 --> 00:20:14,100
it's this weird feeling. She's like...
440
00:20:16,735 --> 00:20:18,004
Fuck!
441
00:20:18,104 --> 00:20:21,875
What? Wait. I got to get my money.
442
00:20:27,746 --> 00:20:30,083
Fucker.
443
00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:33,286
[People shouting, cheering]
444
00:20:33,386 --> 00:20:36,289
[Pounding dance music]
445
00:20:36,389 --> 00:20:44,397
446
00:20:52,238 --> 00:20:54,373
Boys! Boys!
447
00:20:54,473 --> 00:20:57,977
Turn the music down a little, please!
448
00:21:00,246 --> 00:21:02,615
Hello?
449
00:21:02,715 --> 00:21:06,052
[Cell phone beeping]
450
00:21:09,422 --> 00:21:12,291
[Cell phone ringing]
451
00:21:12,391 --> 00:21:13,826
Ah, shit!
452
00:21:13,927 --> 00:21:16,762
I need to take this call from a tenant.
453
00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:19,398
Hello. This is the manager.
454
00:21:19,498 --> 00:21:22,001
Hello?
455
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,417
Turn the noise down!
456
00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:41,955
Turn it the fuck down, you motherfuckers!
457
00:21:41,988 --> 00:21:44,490
There are other people
in the fucking world!
458
00:21:44,590 --> 00:21:47,826
Turn it down, you faggots!
459
00:21:47,961 --> 00:21:50,396
Oh, Jesus Christ!
460
00:21:50,496 --> 00:21:53,099
And there's no smoking!
461
00:21:58,972 --> 00:22:01,474
You're not alone!
462
00:22:57,096 --> 00:22:58,431
Come on, walk with me. Come on.
463
00:22:58,531 --> 00:23:01,200
Jesus. You're like a stalker, babe.
464
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:03,502
Don't call me a stalker.
465
00:23:03,602 --> 00:23:04,370
[Sighs]
466
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:07,173
I need you to tell Barb the truth.
467
00:23:07,273 --> 00:23:09,142
I am telling her. I'm
telling her next week, okay?
468
00:23:09,242 --> 00:23:11,377
- We need our therapist...
- No, you need to tell her now.
469
00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:13,112
I fucking left my husband for you.
470
00:23:13,212 --> 00:23:15,148
- I never told you to do that.
- What?
471
00:23:15,248 --> 00:23:16,649
You said that you wanted to spend
472
00:23:16,749 --> 00:23:19,085
- the rest of your life with me.
- What? When did I...
473
00:23:19,185 --> 00:23:20,653
You said, "I want to fuck you every day
474
00:23:20,753 --> 00:23:22,121
for the rest of my life."
475
00:23:22,221 --> 00:23:23,822
- Do you not remember saying that?
- When we were fucking.
476
00:23:23,922 --> 00:23:25,224
So?
477
00:23:25,324 --> 00:23:26,792
People say shit when they're fucking.
478
00:23:26,892 --> 00:23:29,495
It doesn't mean that their
entire life just changes.
479
00:23:29,595 --> 00:23:32,065
I love you.
480
00:23:32,165 --> 00:23:35,168
And I'm feeling so ready
481
00:23:35,268 --> 00:23:37,703
and open and honest right now.
482
00:23:37,803 --> 00:23:40,373
But I am afraid that I am
making this shit up in my head
483
00:23:40,473 --> 00:23:42,175
and that you are not coming with me.
484
00:23:42,275 --> 00:23:46,712
And I feel like you are just
gonna delay and delay and delay.
485
00:23:46,812 --> 00:23:50,083
I have dumped out every
fucking piece of my life,
486
00:23:50,116 --> 00:23:53,719
and I need you to tell her the truth.
487
00:23:53,819 --> 00:23:56,322
[Breathing heavily]
488
00:23:58,191 --> 00:24:01,094
Oh, my God. Seriously?
489
00:24:01,127 --> 00:24:02,395
Fuck you, okay?
490
00:24:02,495 --> 00:24:05,598
You know what? Go, live your life.
491
00:24:05,698 --> 00:24:08,767
Hey, come here, come
here. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
492
00:24:08,867 --> 00:24:09,835
Come back here.
493
00:24:09,935 --> 00:24:12,105
Listen, do...
494
00:24:12,171 --> 00:24:15,708
Do you love me?
495
00:24:15,808 --> 00:24:18,611
Yes.
496
00:24:18,711 --> 00:24:20,879
[Sighs] Fuck.
497
00:24:20,979 --> 00:24:25,418
Then tell her about me.
498
00:24:36,729 --> 00:24:38,897
It's just bread.
499
00:24:38,997 --> 00:24:41,534
The toaster broke.
500
00:24:46,139 --> 00:24:47,640
Jesus.
501
00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:51,144
You look like a fucking
punk-rock broccoli.
502
00:24:51,177 --> 00:24:54,380
I just needed a change.
503
00:24:56,449 --> 00:24:58,351
Have you talked to dad?
504
00:24:58,451 --> 00:25:00,619
I've been meaning to.
505
00:25:00,719 --> 00:25:03,922
Why?
506
00:25:04,022 --> 00:25:06,559
You should check in with him.
507
00:25:06,659 --> 00:25:08,661
Yeah.
508
00:25:10,696 --> 00:25:12,465
What's wrong with you?
509
00:25:12,565 --> 00:25:15,801
Is this about that girl you got pregnant?
510
00:25:15,901 --> 00:25:18,737
There is no more pregnancy.
511
00:25:18,837 --> 00:25:21,840
It's just everything.
512
00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:22,708
Are you okay?
513
00:25:22,808 --> 00:25:24,710
Sure.
514
00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:28,481
Of course.
515
00:25:28,581 --> 00:25:30,249
Hmm.
516
00:25:30,349 --> 00:25:33,452
[Bettye Swann's "Then You
Can Tell Me Goodbye" plays]
517
00:25:33,552 --> 00:25:36,655
518
00:25:36,755 --> 00:25:39,492
if you must go
519
00:25:39,592 --> 00:25:41,960
then
520
00:25:42,060 --> 00:25:45,198
I won't grieve
521
00:25:45,231 --> 00:25:50,203
but just wait a lifetime
522
00:25:50,236 --> 00:25:54,207
before you leave
523
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,975
mm-hmm
524
00:25:57,075 --> 00:26:00,479
- Mm-mm.
- Yeah.
525
00:26:00,579 --> 00:26:02,981
I'm gonna need you to dance with me.
526
00:26:03,081 --> 00:26:04,983
I won't tell you no
527
00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:07,586
- Oh.
- * no, no *
528
00:26:07,686 --> 00:26:13,692
just so that we can say we tried
529
00:26:13,792 --> 00:26:15,994
ah, ah, ah
530
00:26:16,094 --> 00:26:17,996
oh, baby
531
00:26:18,096 --> 00:26:20,866
tell me you love me
- [Grunts]
532
00:26:20,966 --> 00:26:24,403
- [Laughs]
- * for a million *
533
00:26:24,503 --> 00:26:26,539
a million years
534
00:26:26,639 --> 00:26:28,474
535
00:26:28,574 --> 00:26:33,879
then if it don't work out
536
00:26:33,979 --> 00:26:38,651
then if it don't work out
537
00:26:38,751 --> 00:26:42,859
then you can tell me good-bye
538
00:26:46,959 --> 00:26:49,362
then you can tell me
539
00:26:49,462 --> 00:26:51,530
then you can tell me
540
00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:56,670
you can tell me good-bye
541
00:26:57,470 --> 00:27:03,041
- * do do do do do *
- Mm-hmm.
542
00:27:03,141 --> 00:27:05,378
do do do do do
543
00:27:05,478 --> 00:27:11,584
tell me good-bye
544
00:27:11,585 --> 00:27:18,585
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545
00:27:18,635 --> 00:27:23,185
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