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- Previously,
on "The Magicians"...
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- I killed a god.
- The old gods--
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when we're harmless,
they ignore us,
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but when we become malignant,
they amputate.
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[all gasping]
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- Magic is gone.
- I need to show you something.
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- Oh, my God.
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- I have magic.
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- Do you want your magic back
or not?
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I'll send you
on an epic quest.
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- "The Tale
of the Seven Keys."
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Jules, this is our quest.
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[all screaming]
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- [swallows]
- I think I'm leveling up.
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[dramatic music]
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I'm...
- A full-on goddess.
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- You're here
about the fountain.
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The backdoor to magic.
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- Alice, what are you doing?
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- She's destroying the keys!
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- I know you thought
this was for everyone's good.
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You'll see someday it wasn't.
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- Julia, you could
lose your power.
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- [screams]
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♪
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- Once magic is flowing again,
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you have 30 seconds
to attach the siphon.
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♪
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- I hear you have
an experimental potion
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that not only wipes
your memory,
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but creates
a whole new persona.
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- She made a deal with us,
then broke it.
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Unlike the others,
she belongs to the Library.
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- That thing,
it can jump bodies.
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It's seen them.
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It knows magic is back.
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It knows they're magicians,
even if they don't.
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If they don't know
who they are,
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if they don't have magic,
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they can't protect themselves.
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- Will you play with me?
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- I think you've got me...
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mistaken for somebody else.
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- I think anything is more fun
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when you do it with a friend.
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♪
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[distant cars honking]
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- Feels like
there's never a reason
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to last that long.
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[laughing]
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Um, I will catch you guys
tomorrow, yeah?
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Okay.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[mysterious music]
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♪
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[wind howling]
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Shit!
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Shit.
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♪
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My God.
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♪
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[sighs]
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♪
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Shit.
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♪
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[grunts]
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♪
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[grunts]
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[birds chirping]
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♪
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[curious music]
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♪
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Uh, hi.
Um, hello.
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Hi.
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♪
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- Kimber D'Antoni?
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- Uh-huh.
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♪
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- [coughing]
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[sniffs]
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I'm Todd.
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You're late.
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Follow me.
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- Uh, I--I'm sorry.
Where am I?
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- Upstate New York.
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Brakebills University.
- Okay, hold on. How--
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- Good afternoon.
Nice to see you.
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- How is that possible?
- Pro tip,
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in case you remember
any of this:
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always be polite to Librarians.
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They look harmless,
but they do regulate
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the good stuff, you know?
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Make them cranky,
all of a sudden,
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there's this lag time
when you put in a request.
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I mean, New World Order,
definitely better than it was,
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but in my humble "O," a little
worse than the old days.
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- Okay, uh, stop.
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I'm sorry, what's happening?
- Oh.
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You've been offered
a preliminary exam
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for entry
into the graduate program.
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- Am I hallucinating?
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- I mean, if I say no,
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that could
be part of it, right?
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But, I mean, no.
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Um, really no. Nope.
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- Okay, yeah.
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That definitely
wasn't helpful at all.
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So...
- Sorry.
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Come on. We gotta hustle.
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[instrumental music playing]
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- Late!
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♪
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Welcome.
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You may address me as Dean.
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♪
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I know you all have questions.
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They will be answered in time.
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For the next hour,
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your task is to complete
your test.
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[chuckles softly]
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Best of luck to you all.
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Begin.
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♪
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- You know,
this would go faster
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if we could just do them
all in one batch,
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like we used to.
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- You know we don't have
that kind of supply.
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- Yeah.
I'm just saying.
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I mean, how many extra hours
of our time is this taking,
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when the Library
could just give it to us?
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Come on.
You know you're thinking it.
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Well, looks like
the weird one's a dud.
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[curious music]
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♪
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- Is the one you said--
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- Shorted out the globe?
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Yeah.
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Never seen that before.
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♪
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- It was late in the day, no?
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Supply runs low.
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Could be that.
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- True.
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I'll pull her and wipe her
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as soon as she's done
the written portion.
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♪
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[glass shatters]
- Ah, damn it.
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- What was that?
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- I'm not quite sure.
- Let me see--
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- I'd advise against it.
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I didn't see anything.
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I've got a splitting headache.
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- Okay.
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I'll take your word for it.
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So keep or lose the migraine?
- Let's keep.
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♪
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For now.
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♪
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[ticking]
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[eerie music]
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♪
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- Saw it with my own eyes.
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Periplaneta Americana.
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Huge.
- Wow.
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A cockroach can't be good
for the books.
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- Exactly.
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I'm thinking of posting a sign
to remind everyone
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that their mother
doesn't work here,
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and they should clean up
their own crumbs.
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- That's funny.
Very clever.
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- Thank you.
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Should I use Helvetica
or Times New Roman?
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Would Comic Sans
communicate good cheer
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or undercut the seriousness
of the message?
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[ambient music]
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- [sighs]
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♪
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- Even your breathing
is depressing today.
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You know that, Alice?
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- Hey, I have an idea.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, go fuck yourself.
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I'm not here
to entertain you.
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- Huh.
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If you say so.
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'Cause the other day,
when you tried to escape,
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that was funny.
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All that kicking and shrieking.
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Gives me a big chuckle
every time I think of it.
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[hissing]
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[door opens]
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- Good day, Ms. Quinn.
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Lunch.
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- I thought you had slaves
for that.
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- Junior Librarians.
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I must insist you eat today.
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- Fine. Insist away.
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Oh.
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You nosy bitch.
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- [stammers]
Excuse me?
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- You read my book, huh?
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Right up to the great
blank spot.
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Did you read that whole
chapter, hmm?
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You wanna talk about
all the positions
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Quentin and I were in?
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Did my book tell you
how many times I came?
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- I can't let you starve,
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and I don't want
to force you to eat.
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Neither of us would enjoy that.
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Keep cooperating,
and you may continue to receive
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approved reading material.
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- Wait.
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I have a question.
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- I'm sorry.
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Dean Fogg's not coming.
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[door closes]
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Dean Fogg.
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The new students?
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Appreciate you coming
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all the way here
to deliver this.
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- Yes, well, you did--
what's the word?
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Mandate that I do so.
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- A formality.
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We have the utmost faith
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in your selection methods.
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This is merely for our records.
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- Hmm.
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- This one.
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Professor Lipson reported
she caused an unusual reaction
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on your globe.
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Do you know why?
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- I'm sure it'll become clear.
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She shows great potential.
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- In what way?
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- I'm not sure yet,
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but that's why
she's at Brakebills.
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- Well, I trust your instinct.
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Approved.
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Always a pleasure.
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Alice is fine.
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Depressed, surly.
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Still asking to see you again.
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- She's fixated on the thing
she says she saw in the castle.
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- You told her, didn't you?
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- That your
independent contractors
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are looking into the threat,
yes,
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but she's not worried
about mass destruction.
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She's worried
about her friends.
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- I can't think of anyone
better protected than they.
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[mellow rock music]
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♪
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- ♪ Ooh-ooh
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- Let's be frank, Zelda.
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My students saved magic.
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The world may throw flowers
at the feet of the Order
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and Irene McAllistair,
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but you and I both know
the goddamn truth.
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- The Order stepped into
an oversight position.
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Everything we do
is to preserve knowledge,
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to make things safer.
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- I'm not arguing the benefits.
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- But you are,
because they come at a cost.
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Bottom line:
if your students resurface,
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I can't stop Irene
from doing what she will
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to ensure their silence.
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We have certain...
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agreements with her as well.
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♪
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So...
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they must stay where they are,
as they are.
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They'll be fine.
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Your spellwork was...
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masterful.
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- You know my one solace,
Zelda?
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When my attempts
to protect them
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inevitably fail,
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00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:30,472
their blood
will be on your hands.
277
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:33,518
♪
278
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:37,044
- ♪ Take your time with me
279
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:41,439
♪ I need to feel alive
280
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:43,877
♪
281
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,880
♪ Oh-oh-oh
282
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:49,317
- Have a good day, Zelda.
283
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,840
[clears throat]
284
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,974
- [sighs]
285
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:58,413
♪
286
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:01,677
.
287
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,723
- Don't tell me to relax.
I'm pissed.
288
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,726
- Okay.
I get it.
289
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,945
But you're overreacting.
- I should throw this at you.
290
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,425
- Sam, come on.
291
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:11,861
You made three
very strong arrests.
292
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,734
- And this douchewater
just walks away,
293
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,865
based on what?
294
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,432
Explain that to me.
295
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,651
- That douchewater
always gets away.
296
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:20,957
- What are you talking about?
297
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,567
- Seen him booked six times.
298
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:23,917
Never sticks.
299
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,745
Hey, what can I say?
Some people are lucky.
300
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,616
Or their lawyers are.
[chuckles]
301
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,444
My advice is, let it go.
302
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,842
[ominous music]
303
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:42,849
♪
304
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:51,596
[dramatic music]
305
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:58,690
♪
306
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:08,831
[bell rings]
307
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,834
[panting]
308
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,837
[soft music playing]
309
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,840
- Uh, excuse me, miss?
310
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,538
Can I help you?
311
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:23,541
[tense music]
312
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:30,635
♪
313
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,087
- That guy.
314
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,479
He was just here.
315
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,177
- Oh, I must not have heard.
316
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:56,487
♪
317
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,576
- Have a good day, sir.
318
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:02,667
♪
319
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,756
Hmm...
320
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:09,587
♪
321
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,720
[sighs]
322
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:18,814
♪
323
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,866
[high-pitched ringing]
324
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,567
[ringing intensifies]
325
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:33,611
"Hedge witch."
326
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,657
[pops]
Oh, shit.
327
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,922
[ringing continues]
328
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,969
Oh, come on.
329
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,015
[sighs]
Piece of shit.
330
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,934
[ringing intensifies]
331
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,589
[foreboding music]
332
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,547
Damn it.
333
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,941
Get your shit together,
Cunningham.
334
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:03,119
[high-pitched ringing]
335
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,035
Shit!
336
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,994
[sighs]
Of course.
337
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:15,088
♪
338
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,919
[mumbling indistinctly]
339
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:26,969
♪
340
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,537
[phone chimes]
341
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,020
[phone chimes]
342
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,591
[high-pitched ringing]
343
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,202
- [grunts]
344
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,990
[suspenseful music]
345
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:55,084
♪
346
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,753
- Hi, Mark.
- Listen, I know you're a cop.
347
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:14,234
- Yeah, and, uh,
I know what you are.
348
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,800
- I was just, uh, leaving.
349
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,019
- Yeah, I've noticed
you're good at that.
350
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,065
Six arrests,
nothing ever sticks.
351
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,110
- Look, I don't hurt anyone.
It's all strictly side hustle.
352
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,894
- Cut the shit.
353
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,766
I know there's more of you.
354
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:25,941
That you call yourself, what?
Hedge witches?
355
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:26,986
[high-pitched ringing]
356
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:27,987
[metal crashing]
357
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,206
What the hell?
358
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,730
- I'm not stealing anything
that's gonna hurt anyone.
359
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,558
Minor shit.
Charms, enhancements.
360
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,778
Nothing dark and--look,
I have no interest
361
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:39,172
in poking whatever kind
of witness-protection spell
362
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,912
you've got going, okay?
363
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,914
That thing tried to kill me
for looking at it.
364
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,004
- What are you talking about?
365
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,744
Charms, enchantments.
366
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,659
What, is that French
for "crystal meth"?
367
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:51,923
- You have no idea, do you?
368
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,317
You just think you're you.
369
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:55,884
- Not so fast.
370
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,190
What is that?
371
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,582
Spelling bee medal?
372
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,367
- Give that back.
- What is it?
373
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,195
- Protection.
374
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,196
- From?
375
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,719
- You.
376
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:05,850
- Wait, stop!
377
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:07,678
[horn honking]
378
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:10,420
.
379
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:13,293
[eerie music]
380
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:17,471
♪
381
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,647
- Yoo-hoo!
382
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,823
Arise, Your Majesty.
383
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,955
Arise.
384
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:31,180
♪
385
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,752
[door creaking]
386
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:40,363
♪
387
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:43,192
- What the hell?
388
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,195
[mysterious music]
389
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:49,198
♪
390
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:52,680
- You may approach,
High King.
391
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:53,855
Come, come.
392
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,465
Let's take a look at you.
393
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:59,861
♪
394
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,168
- Hi.
395
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,648
What the fuck is going on?
396
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,737
- Mm, it's a little bit
worrying
397
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,739
that you don't seem
to know, considering.
398
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,785
- "Considering"?
399
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:13,266
Are those horns?
400
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,745
- [chuckles]
- Wait.
401
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:18,358
Am I at Jeff Goldblum's house
right now?
402
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,533
What did I take?
403
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,361
- You are asleep.
404
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:24,320
I, Ember,
greatest ever God of Fillory,
405
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,322
am blessing a visitation
of my person
406
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:29,282
on your prone
and receptive state.
407
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,414
Well, more technically,
408
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,461
I, an energetic emanation
409
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,680
previously placed here
by the great God Ember,
410
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,987
have been activated
to contact you.
411
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,467
- "Activated."
412
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,382
- Activated, mm,
413
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:46,647
by a disturbance
of great magnitude.
414
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,693
[kitten mews]
Alarums, Majesty!
415
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,739
I have emanated to warn you.
416
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,568
Great ill is afoot.
417
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,352
- Okay.
418
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:59,225
We're gonna have to take this
from the top, all right?
419
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,009
Because I literally haven't
been this confused
420
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,403
since the time I woke up
in bed with Banksy.
421
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,621
- This is concerning.
422
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:05,927
- Which part?
423
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,408
- For one thing,
you look awfully like...
424
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,410
a female.
425
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:11,846
It's chilling.
426
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,543
No matter.
427
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:16,024
You must get to work
immediately, High King.
428
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,808
- Great, sure.
429
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:18,940
Work on?
430
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:21,421
- Well, this glorious emanation
431
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,858
can only be triggered
by world war,
432
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,426
pandemic, arrival of hostile
433
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,298
or uninvited gods
onto Fillorian soil,
434
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:32,258
revolt of dwarves,
or mass rising of the dead.
435
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:35,043
Not sure they'd be able
to do much, the dead.
436
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,088
They're sort of feeble
and rotting.
437
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,829
It just struck me as creepy,
438
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,962
and I'd rather you put
a stop to it.
439
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:43,660
- Okay, horn person?
440
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,488
My name is Janet.
441
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:46,794
I'm not a king.
442
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,578
I'm an editor,
a fashion editor.
443
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:49,927
You're not even wearing pants.
444
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,973
I don't think this message
is for me.
445
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,104
- Wait.
446
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:57,544
I am Ember,
you insolent little Janet.
447
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,328
There is no walking away.
448
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,722
Only doing what I say.
Quickly.
449
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,680
- I'm telling you,
I don't know--
450
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,856
- Fix this now!
451
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,945
[voice echoing]
452
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,688
- Fuck me.
453
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,824
- [sighs]
454
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,653
Fuck it.
455
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,136
Okay.
[sighs]
456
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:29,663
[sighs]
457
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:34,407
[curious music]
458
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:41,414
♪
459
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:44,417
[high-pitched ringing]
460
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:48,682
♪
461
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,901
What?
462
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,904
[ringing intensifies]
463
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,037
♪
464
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,822
- What the...
- Fuck!
465
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,783
The color correction
on this model
466
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,133
is so bad, it's racist.
467
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:07,527
Set a call.
468
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,137
Did Dr. Liu call back?
469
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:12,358
- Yes, he--he said that
all the tests were normal.
470
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,185
- My eye is weird.
471
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,405
Colors are weird.
472
00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:18,712
How is that normal, Sophie?
473
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:22,585
- Well, uh, he suggested this,
474
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:24,718
and he says
he can see you next week
475
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,372
if the problem doesn't resolve.
476
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:27,851
- Next week?
477
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,114
Perfect.
478
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,640
Well... [sighs]
479
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:37,557
Now I've definitely seen
this year's ugliest accessory.
480
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,559
- It--it was the only one
they had.
481
00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:40,734
- I'll deal with it.
482
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:41,996
It's fine.
483
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,085
Oh, and Sophie.
484
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:45,913
- Mm-hmm?
485
00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:47,741
- Did you order
those books for me?
486
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,091
"Fillory and Further."
487
00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:51,788
- Oh, um, the Amazon account
488
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,094
locked me out, and--
sorry, I--
489
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,574
I'm calling around,
490
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,140
but bookstores
are sold out of it.
491
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:57,838
I'll keep trying.
492
00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:59,840
- That was a lot of words.
493
00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:01,494
Just get it done.
494
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:07,848
[mysterious music]
495
00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:14,942
♪
496
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:21,514
[shrieks]
Hey!
497
00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:23,516
[grunts]
What the hell?
498
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,082
- Janet Pluchinsky?
499
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,477
- Am I under arrest?
- No.
500
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:32,481
- Well, what's going on, then?
501
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:34,222
And why are you wearing
that ridiculous
502
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,223
spelling bee medal?
503
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,790
- It's a magical amulet.
504
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:39,793
- Mm.
- Look, I am not crazy, okay?
505
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,185
There's something
you need to know,
506
00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:42,970
and as soon as I start
telling you about this,
507
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:45,146
bad shit is gonna start
flying at our heads,
508
00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:47,191
and this helps...
509
00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:48,628
but not completely.
510
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,587
- That makes no sense.
511
00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,284
- Would you just
keep your mind open
512
00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:55,678
for two seconds, okay?
513
00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,639
[high-pitched ringing]
514
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:02,642
- My name is Sam Cunningham.
515
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:05,209
I'm a narcotics officer
with the Seattle P.D.
516
00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,691
Flip to chapter three.
517
00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:11,607
It's your life.
518
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:12,608
[ringing intensifies]
519
00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:13,609
And mine.
520
00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:14,871
[glass shatters]
521
00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:17,134
Look, this medal thing,
522
00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:20,137
it has some sort of--
I don't know what to call it--
523
00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:21,617
like, a field of effect,
524
00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:23,010
and it is bouncing shit
away from us.
525
00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:25,186
- I'm sorry, do--
do you hear yourself?
526
00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:27,318
- Tell me things haven't
been weird for you lately.
527
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:30,626
- Well...
- Something was done to us.
528
00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:33,890
This guy, he told me
that he is a witch,
529
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:36,632
and I know how that sounds,
but he was real.
530
00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:38,678
And, okay--and I know
how that sounds.
531
00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:40,201
- Just spit it out.
532
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:41,855
- He told me that I wasn't me.
533
00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:43,813
That this...
534
00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:46,033
wasn't my identity.
535
00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:48,514
And then I found this.
536
00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:50,211
- Well, I've never heard
of this book.
537
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:52,518
- It's super obscure,
538
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:54,607
but my whole life is in it.
539
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:57,958
My parents, the Academy,
my last shitty boyfriend.
540
00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,786
- "Janet Pluchinsky
541
00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:02,179
had stabbed her way to
the accessory editor's desk."
542
00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:03,616
That's a dumb way
of putting it.
543
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,008
- The writing
isn't award-winning.
544
00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:07,054
- And my boobs look insane
in this drawing.
545
00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:08,708
A man wrote this, correct?
546
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:11,711
- Correct, but the details.
547
00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:14,583
Did you have a pet sugar glider
when you were eight?
548
00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:17,368
Ate white cheddar popcorn
with Tabasco for breakfast?
549
00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:20,894
You have a dedicated closet
for wigs and fetish underwear?
550
00:24:20,937 --> 00:24:22,025
[ringing intensifies]
551
00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:24,027
[both scream]
552
00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:25,725
Come on!
- [screaming]
553
00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:27,248
[electricity crackling]
554
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:29,119
- It's okay.
- [whimpering]
555
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,252
[screams]
- [sighs]
556
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:33,733
- [whimpering]
What the hell?
557
00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:35,038
- I don't know, but there
are other characters
558
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:36,344
that are out there, too.
559
00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:37,693
Look, I think we need
to find them.
560
00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:38,912
- [screaming]
561
00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:39,913
- Let's get
the fuck out of here!
562
00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:40,957
Come on!
563
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,354
- Hey.
564
00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:50,227
Hey.
565
00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:52,926
I know you're not sleeping.
566
00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:55,232
- Go away.
- Love to.
567
00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:57,974
Locked in a cell.
568
00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:00,107
Look, uh...
569
00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:02,979
I'm not good at comforting...
570
00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:07,331
But for what it's worth,
it's gonna be okay.
571
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,682
- No, don't lie.
- I'm not.
572
00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,205
I've been where you are.
573
00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:14,774
Did I ever tell you
why they locked me up?
574
00:25:14,817 --> 00:25:16,297
- Talking too much?
575
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:19,953
- I was obsessed
with perfecting this spell.
576
00:25:19,996 --> 00:25:22,042
You ever hear of Diogenes?
577
00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:25,393
- Yeah, sad-sack philosopher
with a lantern,
578
00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:28,309
in search of one honest man.
579
00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:30,703
- I was finishing his work
580
00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:33,227
to find good people.
581
00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:34,445
- Why?
582
00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:36,273
- Feel less alone.
583
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,102
Biggest obstacle being that
584
00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:41,191
almost no good people exist.
585
00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:43,890
Anyway, I kept refining it,
586
00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:46,936
and I realized that
I had to focus on children,
587
00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,330
because sometimes,
588
00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:51,680
they're not rotten
to the core yet.
589
00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:55,075
Anyway, that's all I wanted,
590
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:56,990
was to find some good kids,
591
00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:59,819
and in some small way,
reward them.
592
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:02,952
Come to a point
where I needed this book.
593
00:26:02,996 --> 00:26:03,866
Restricted.
594
00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:07,391
They kept it in a place
they call, uh--
595
00:26:07,435 --> 00:26:10,177
- The poison room.
596
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:13,049
Yeah, killed one of my friends.
597
00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:14,834
- Yeah.
598
00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:17,793
It killed some of mine, too.
599
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:21,362
I was working with
these elf gentlemen.
600
00:26:21,405 --> 00:26:24,017
Uh, it was bad.
601
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,759
- Elves--elves are real?
- Sweet guys.
602
00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:28,848
All that weird sex stuff
you hear about
603
00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:30,501
is only partially true.
604
00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:34,331
Anyway, the Library
came after me.
605
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:38,031
Possession, uh,
murder on Library property,
606
00:26:38,074 --> 00:26:40,381
like--like I personally
murdered anyone.
607
00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:42,122
Please.
608
00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:44,167
- Wait.
609
00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:45,865
A spells that rewards
good children,
610
00:26:45,908 --> 00:26:46,953
and you and your elves...
611
00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:48,868
- That was a long time ago.
612
00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:52,001
- [stammering]
Are you Santa Claus?
613
00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:54,917
- Well...
[sighs]
614
00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:58,051
Well, I'm not, not that.
615
00:26:58,094 --> 00:26:59,182
But I don't like that name.
616
00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:00,227
It got very commercial,
617
00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:02,185
very shopping-mall.
618
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:05,145
Look, just call me Nick,
asshole.
619
00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:06,973
- [laughs]
620
00:27:07,016 --> 00:27:10,237
- I tried to escape early on.
621
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,891
Ended up lost in the stacks.
622
00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:14,197
They found me, of course,
623
00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:16,417
and that's when I tried
to kill myself.
624
00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:19,725
- Really?
625
00:27:19,768 --> 00:27:21,814
How--how did you cast
in your room?
626
00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:23,772
I can't do any magic.
- Of course you can't.
627
00:27:23,816 --> 00:27:25,513
I mean, the entire cell
is coated with deadening paint.
628
00:27:25,556 --> 00:27:27,428
I mean, you'd have
to scrape off an entire wall
629
00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:30,039
to get anywhere.
- How?
630
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:33,477
- Uh, I did it
the old-fashioned way.
631
00:27:33,521 --> 00:27:37,525
I pulled the edge
off of my food tray.
632
00:27:37,568 --> 00:27:40,484
[scoffs]
Well, the point is...
633
00:27:41,485 --> 00:27:43,531
Is that I'm glad I'm not dead.
634
00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:47,753
I'm not gonna die in here...
635
00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:49,755
And neither are you.
636
00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,844
We're both smart.
637
00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:53,497
We'll figure it out.
638
00:27:55,499 --> 00:27:57,806
- Why do you care?
639
00:27:57,850 --> 00:27:59,155
- Okay.
640
00:28:00,635 --> 00:28:03,943
[sighs]
Christmas 2004.
641
00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:05,988
The pink diary
that your parents
642
00:28:06,032 --> 00:28:08,469
thought your brother got you
and vice versa...
643
00:28:08,512 --> 00:28:10,514
- Wait, are you saying
that that was you?
644
00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:14,127
- Alice, you are good.
645
00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:16,259
You're nice.
646
00:28:16,303 --> 00:28:18,218
Honestly, most kids
as smart as you
647
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,611
were naughty as shit.
648
00:28:20,655 --> 00:28:22,439
I--I know...
649
00:28:22,483 --> 00:28:24,833
you hurt people,
650
00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:28,054
and you think that means
you should hurt...
651
00:28:28,097 --> 00:28:31,971
but I know.
652
00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:35,365
I know you are not
a bad person.
653
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:37,846
[somber music]
654
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:40,370
Promise me.
655
00:28:40,414 --> 00:28:43,983
Promise me
you'll hang in there.
656
00:28:44,026 --> 00:28:48,161
♪
657
00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:50,250
- I promise...
658
00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:52,469
♪
659
00:28:52,513 --> 00:28:54,384
Santa.
660
00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:58,388
♪
661
00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:00,782
.
662
00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:02,523
- Hey! Help!
Guard!
663
00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:04,177
Help! Help!
664
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:05,526
Alice!
665
00:29:05,569 --> 00:29:06,527
Help!
666
00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:08,311
Somebody, help!
667
00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:10,226
Help me!
Over here!
668
00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:12,838
Here! Alice!
669
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:14,143
Alice!
670
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,145
Help! Help!
- Alice?
671
00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:17,538
We need help in here!
672
00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:19,453
Alice!
Help!
673
00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:21,107
Alice.
674
00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:24,110
[somber music]
675
00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:29,289
♪
676
00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:32,292
[whirring]
677
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:36,949
♪
678
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,606
[door opens]
679
00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:06,282
[jangling]
680
00:30:06,326 --> 00:30:07,370
- [grunts]
681
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:11,635
[footsteps approach]
682
00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:12,985
[grunts]
683
00:30:29,523 --> 00:30:31,960
- I should have
seen this coming.
684
00:30:32,004 --> 00:30:33,483
You're here
685
00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:36,617
because you knowingly broke
a contract with the Order.
686
00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:38,662
Not for causing what happened
to your friends.
687
00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:40,664
You didn't cause that.
688
00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:42,884
They made their own choice.
689
00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:45,539
I know...
690
00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:49,543
Something about guilt.
691
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,899
You wonder why I care.
692
00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:00,206
After all, you betrayed
the Order.
693
00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:01,555
You probably think
I've singled you out
694
00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:02,904
for punishment.
695
00:31:05,341 --> 00:31:07,517
I did single you out.
696
00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:09,911
For rehabilitation.
697
00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:15,395
You have the makings
of a Master.
698
00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:18,398
You could go further
than anyone, you know.
699
00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:20,574
Fogg, your father,
700
00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:22,097
Mayakovsky.
701
00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:26,145
That can happen here.
There's work.
702
00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:29,235
Some in your situation
may be invited to participate,
703
00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:31,019
and then...
704
00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:32,978
this isn't a prison,
705
00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:34,501
because what
could be more fulfilling
706
00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:37,373
than immersion in the great
work of the Order?
707
00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:42,726
I know you hate this place.
708
00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:44,424
Given what you did
to those keys,
709
00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:47,122
I gather you hate
magic itself, so...
710
00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:49,646
I won't ask...
711
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,085
until you're ready.
712
00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:57,132
I hope that day comes.
713
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:02,224
I'm also not going to let you
kill yourself.
714
00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:03,704
Don't try that again.
715
00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:07,273
The wounds should be healed.
716
00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:09,971
Rona will bring you back
to your room.
717
00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:12,974
[pensive music]
718
00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:20,025
♪
719
00:32:26,596 --> 00:32:28,381
[lock clicks]
720
00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:38,130
- I thought you were smart.
721
00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:40,306
That was so stupid.
722
00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:41,655
- Sorry if I scared you.
723
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:43,135
- No, you didn't scare me.
724
00:32:43,178 --> 00:32:45,485
You disappointed
the shit out of me,
725
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:48,009
you histrionic little idiot.
726
00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:49,750
I thought you were strong.
727
00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:52,666
- I don't know why
you would think that.
728
00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:55,799
- Uh, well, yeah, me neither.
729
00:32:55,843 --> 00:32:57,497
- Look, I wasn't trying
to kill myself.
730
00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:59,020
- Really?
731
00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:00,413
- Look, I was just trying
to figure out
732
00:33:00,456 --> 00:33:02,371
a way out of here,
and I think that...
733
00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,553
[stammers]
I--I just need to think.
734
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:14,209
.
735
00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:15,645
- [sighs]
736
00:33:15,689 --> 00:33:16,951
[knocking]
737
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,041
Kim.
738
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:22,217
Have a seat.
- [sighs]
739
00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:24,219
Um...
740
00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:27,744
I just wanted to talk to you
about my progress.
741
00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:30,095
See, everyone got
their discipline today.
742
00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:32,706
- Oh, yes.
Always an interesting day.
743
00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:34,708
- Except for me.
744
00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:37,015
- I heard.
745
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,973
- It's not super surprising,
given the fact
746
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:42,020
that I haven't been able
to do a single piece of magic.
747
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,587
- Well, so far.
[chuckles]
748
00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:45,936
Heard that as well.
749
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,722
- They're calling me a squib.
750
00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:51,072
I even heard
Professor Lipson say it
751
00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:52,943
when she thought
I was out of the room.
752
00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:53,988
- [groans]
753
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,816
I'll talk to her about that.
754
00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,600
We discourage that term.
755
00:33:57,644 --> 00:33:59,950
It's considered hate speech.
756
00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:01,865
- I mean, but don't you agree?
757
00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:03,780
- Do you?
758
00:34:03,824 --> 00:34:05,260
- Well, I...
[sighs]
759
00:34:05,304 --> 00:34:07,132
I mean, I think I got
the highest math scores
760
00:34:07,175 --> 00:34:09,264
in the history
of my high school,
761
00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:12,789
and I graduated Harvard
on my 19th birthday.
762
00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:14,226
- Who didn't?
[laughs]
763
00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:18,621
- I--I'm just saying, I--
764
00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:20,928
look, of course
I want to keep trying.
765
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,759
It's like...
the moment that I found out
766
00:34:25,802 --> 00:34:28,718
magic was real...
- Mm.
767
00:34:28,762 --> 00:34:32,070
- That was the moment
that I discovered who I am.
768
00:34:33,245 --> 00:34:36,074
- You remind me
of a young woman I once knew.
769
00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:39,033
Similar tenacious mind.
770
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,992
I rejected her
from Brakebills.
771
00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:44,734
- Why?
772
00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:46,171
- Suffice to say,
773
00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:48,695
I had much evidence
I was doing the right thing,
774
00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:51,263
but out on her own,
775
00:34:51,306 --> 00:34:54,222
she got hurt, badly.
776
00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:57,878
I had chosen
not to protect her.
777
00:34:57,921 --> 00:35:01,055
I'm simply not willing
to repeat that choice with you.
778
00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:04,014
So...
779
00:35:05,277 --> 00:35:06,930
Patience.
780
00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:09,237
- Magic is real.
781
00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:12,110
Magic is real!
782
00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:15,243
- This is the trippiest thing
I have ever seen.
783
00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:17,637
- I gotta say, you're
taking this pretty well.
784
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,334
- Well, you know,
785
00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:21,031
it's all an illusion.
786
00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:22,946
The Grand Maya.
787
00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:25,166
- Right, yeah.
788
00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:27,125
The Grand Maya.
Of course, man.
789
00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:28,778
Can I just say one thing?
790
00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:30,606
I cannot believe...
- Hey.
791
00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:33,000
- You're DJ Hansel.
- Stay close, okay?
792
00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:34,610
This medal thing,
it works better
793
00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:35,916
the closer you are.
- I've been listening
794
00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:37,135
to your Taylor Swift remix
nonstop.
795
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:38,179
Is it true
that you guys hooked up?
796
00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:39,833
- Um, Janet?
- [gasps]
797
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:41,922
- Sorry.
- You always do that.
798
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:43,402
- I was just wondering
799
00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:45,186
what you want me to say
about all these plane tickets.
800
00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:47,057
- I don't want you
to say anything.
801
00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:49,190
I want you to expense them.
802
00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:50,713
- Oh, well, it's just that
803
00:35:50,757 --> 00:35:52,019
they don't usually
allow so many.
804
00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:54,804
- Yeah, huge feature, okay?
805
00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:57,198
That's DJ Hansel.
- Hey, how you doing?
806
00:35:57,242 --> 00:35:58,765
- Yeah, these are his minions.
807
00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:00,201
Put that, okay?
808
00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:02,072
And lattes, Sophie,
from the other place.
809
00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:03,857
You know, the one that--
the little thing I like.
810
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,206
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah, yeah, and--
811
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,860
and almond milk, please,
if you don't mind.
812
00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:09,079
- She's young.
I'm working with her.
813
00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:11,691
- You were working with her.
814
00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,301
Now, who knows?
815
00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:16,348
Who knows anything?
816
00:36:16,391 --> 00:36:19,873
- Right, 'cause magic is real.
- You know?
817
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:21,222
- Literally.
818
00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,746
Like in movies,
except literally real.
819
00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:26,401
- So no one can find
Kim the architect;
820
00:36:26,445 --> 00:36:29,274
Nigel, the bastard son
of a British lord,
821
00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:31,363
was reported missing
by his family;
822
00:36:31,406 --> 00:36:33,887
and, uh, Brian
the English professor,
823
00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:35,802
also reported missing.
824
00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:37,238
Not worrying, not worrying.
- Or another way to look at it
825
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:39,066
is that the whole
goddamn thing is worrying
826
00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:41,199
and no one thing
is any more or less worrying
827
00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:42,461
than anything else.
828
00:36:42,504 --> 00:36:44,376
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey.
829
00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:47,857
You need breath work, man.
830
00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:51,861
So how do we figure out
who we really--
831
00:36:51,905 --> 00:36:54,342
- Don't say it.
832
00:36:54,386 --> 00:36:56,866
- Shh.
- Okay, just...
833
00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:58,172
- I don't know how
we're supposed
834
00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,478
to talk about this
835
00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:01,958
if we're not allowed
to talk about this.
836
00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:04,134
- Yeah, I mean,
shouldn't all of us
837
00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:05,788
being in a room together
be enough to--
838
00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:07,225
I don't know, I mean--
- Okay, look.
839
00:37:07,268 --> 00:37:11,054
Apparently, you have to poke
the fake ID aspect
840
00:37:11,098 --> 00:37:13,274
of the situation
pretty directly.
841
00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:15,233
Okay, just talk
around it, okay?
842
00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:17,496
- Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
843
00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:22,240
I say we find the writer
of this comic book, right?
844
00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:24,372
James Tyberius R. Martin
is clearly a penname,
845
00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:26,069
but whoever he is,
maybe he knows something
846
00:37:26,113 --> 00:37:27,723
that can help us.
- Yeah, but--
847
00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:29,116
but that written 14 years ago.
848
00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:31,814
I mean, what does that
even mean?
849
00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:34,077
Because I have memories
from before,
850
00:37:34,121 --> 00:37:37,080
but they're not really mine
because I'm--
851
00:37:37,124 --> 00:37:40,388
[all shouting]
- [screaming]
852
00:37:40,432 --> 00:37:42,347
- [stammering]
Uh, never mind!
853
00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:44,262
Never mind, I said!
854
00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:46,873
- Oh, God.
855
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:49,310
- You know, the guy
that got hit by a truck...
856
00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:53,140
Did he die?
- He's still in the hospital.
857
00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:57,100
- Well, if he's alive,
858
00:37:57,144 --> 00:37:59,451
then we can ask him
some questions.
859
00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,104
- Oh, I wish you wouldn't.
860
00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:03,803
I really feel
you've done enough for him.
861
00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,283
Hi.
862
00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:06,849
I'm Marina.
863
00:38:06,893 --> 00:38:10,984
You almost killed
a good friend of mine
864
00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:13,291
and stole that from him,
which he was borrowing.
865
00:38:13,334 --> 00:38:15,554
So, really,
you stole it from me.
866
00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:17,338
Okay, relax.
867
00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:19,471
I'm here to help.
868
00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:22,561
.
869
00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:24,345
["The Entertainer" playing]
870
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:25,999
- Are you even listening?
871
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:27,696
- Yeah, of course.
872
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:30,220
Of course I am.
873
00:38:30,264 --> 00:38:32,310
- We should get you cleaned up.
874
00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:34,312
You've got so much blood on you
875
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,792
from that boring waiter.
876
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:38,838
Anyway, we'll have to do it
once we get there.
877
00:38:38,881 --> 00:38:40,579
We have to hurry now.
878
00:38:40,622 --> 00:38:42,885
- Where--where are we going?
879
00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:44,887
- Scoop of pistachio
with jimmies.
880
00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:47,934
- I said I wanted sprinkles.
- Jimmies are sprinkles.
881
00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:49,718
No, stop,
jimmies are sprinkles!
882
00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:50,806
- Ah!
883
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:55,463
- Hmm, jimmies aresprinkles.
884
00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:57,813
Anyway, Greece.
A temple.
885
00:38:57,857 --> 00:38:59,902
He'll be there for his transit.
886
00:38:59,946 --> 00:39:01,600
It's the only time
to catch him.
887
00:39:01,643 --> 00:39:04,603
Flay that bastard's flesh
clean off his bones.
888
00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:10,260
Oh, remind me
to get a coat.
889
00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:11,740
Am I remembering
890
00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:15,396
you kill these little bodies
if you get them too cold?
891
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:19,008
- Hey, is there another game
that we can play?
892
00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:22,751
One where we don't
flay anybody?
893
00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:24,013
- Oh, but he deserves it,
894
00:39:24,057 --> 00:39:26,712
sad little man
we are calling Brian.
895
00:39:26,755 --> 00:39:28,583
- Why? What did he do?
- He knows.
896
00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:31,847
Just like how all your...
897
00:39:31,891 --> 00:39:33,414
friends know too.
898
00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:35,503
- Friends?
What--what friends?
899
00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:38,027
- Oh, but we can't talk
about it, Brian-Not-Brian.
900
00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:39,594
Your glamour gets very angry
901
00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:41,814
if I even say your name
too much.
902
00:39:42,945 --> 00:39:44,817
Look, it's better
903
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,862
you have no idea
what I'm talking about.
904
00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:49,343
These friends,
I'm going to kill them,
905
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,518
and we have to assume
906
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:53,303
it's going to happen
in front of you.
907
00:39:53,347 --> 00:39:55,958
It will hurt less
if you don't know who they are.
908
00:39:58,483 --> 00:39:59,527
I like you.
909
00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:02,530
[foreboding music]
910
00:40:02,574 --> 00:40:07,405
♪
911
00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:10,408
[upbeat electronic music]
912
00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:17,458
♪
913
00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,592
- Make yourselves at home.
914
00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:24,596
♪
915
00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:27,120
- Nice digs.
- Thank you.
916
00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:29,775
I worked really hard
to steal them.
917
00:40:29,818 --> 00:40:32,430
♪
918
00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:35,476
[whirring, crackling]
919
00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:42,614
- What is that?
920
00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:44,659
- [sighs]
Protection.
921
00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:46,095
- From?
922
00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:48,141
- Whatever the hell's going on
with you people.
923
00:40:49,577 --> 00:40:50,578
Well, I didn't say
you could move in.
924
00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:52,145
Come on, let's go.
925
00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:55,496
All right.
[sighs]
926
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,498
Well, we know it's big.
927
00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:58,891
Big magic.
928
00:40:58,934 --> 00:41:00,762
Wow, okay.
929
00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:04,549
We know that you don't know
what the fuck it is.
930
00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:05,985
That's fun.
931
00:41:06,028 --> 00:41:08,030
And we know if we poke it,
932
00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:10,772
it pokes us back with a truck.
933
00:41:12,818 --> 00:41:14,384
Oh, wow.
[laughs]
934
00:41:14,428 --> 00:41:16,169
Now I know how
the gold prospectors felt.
935
00:41:16,212 --> 00:41:18,432
It's just dripping off you.
936
00:41:20,652 --> 00:41:22,784
And you have no idea
what that means.
937
00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:23,872
That's fine.
938
00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:26,614
You're all just very, very,
939
00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:29,748
extremely juiced up
on a level that's,
940
00:41:29,791 --> 00:41:31,750
quite frankly,
not legal these days.
941
00:41:31,793 --> 00:41:34,056
I'm just a little curious
how you all got like this.
942
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:36,189
- You--you and us both.
943
00:41:37,756 --> 00:41:40,759
- Okay, let's take
a peek underneath
944
00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:42,587
and see what you
really look like.
945
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,066
- I don't think that
whatever that is--
946
00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:45,894
- Spell, illusion, charm,
whatever.
947
00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:47,069
- Yeah, I don't think
it's gonna let you.
948
00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:48,462
- Relax, sweetie.
949
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:49,594
This place is warded
up to the vag,
950
00:41:49,637 --> 00:41:50,986
and I'm very good...
- Hey.
951
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,120
- At what I do.
952
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,471
Just hold still.
953
00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,734
- So you're like some powerful,
954
00:41:59,778 --> 00:42:02,868
benevolent white witch?
- Uh-huh.
955
00:42:02,911 --> 00:42:04,739
- Oh, well, that's good.
956
00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:07,742
[mysterious music]
957
00:42:07,786 --> 00:42:09,222
♪
958
00:42:09,265 --> 00:42:12,138
- [chanting in Latin]
959
00:42:12,181 --> 00:42:15,141
♪
960
00:42:15,184 --> 00:42:18,144
[all breathing heavily]
961
00:42:18,187 --> 00:42:20,015
[high-pitched ringing]
962
00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:23,018
[chanting in Latin]
963
00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:26,021
[all gasping, groaning]
964
00:42:26,065 --> 00:42:28,633
[ringing intensifies]
965
00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:30,852
[all groaning]
966
00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:37,685
♪
967
00:42:37,729 --> 00:42:40,862
[ringing intensifies]
968
00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:45,693
♪
969
00:42:45,737 --> 00:42:50,524
[all gasping, gagging]
970
00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:55,224
- [coughing]
971
00:42:56,965 --> 00:43:00,012
[rhythmic tapping]
972
00:43:03,015 --> 00:43:04,843
- What in creation
973
00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:07,672
is the matter with you,
High King?
974
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,109
- Where to start with that?
975
00:43:10,152 --> 00:43:11,589
- This is out little game.
976
00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:13,547
I have to ask you
to do things twice
977
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:16,768
because you're such
a handsome king.
978
00:43:16,811 --> 00:43:18,857
[laughs]
Enough flirtation.
979
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:21,990
It's unseemly that a simulacrum
of this magnificence
980
00:43:22,034 --> 00:43:24,819
should be bothered
so repeatedly.
981
00:43:24,863 --> 00:43:26,168
Fix it.
982
00:43:26,212 --> 00:43:28,649
- Fix what?
983
00:43:28,693 --> 00:43:31,217
I don't know
what you want me to fix!
984
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:34,524
- Whatever the matter is
in Fillory, you simple boy!
985
00:43:34,568 --> 00:43:35,830
Find the bother.
986
00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:37,963
Find it, fix it.
987
00:43:38,006 --> 00:43:39,573
- A, fuck you.
988
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,836
B, I'm not in Fillory.
989
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:42,924
- What?
990
00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:44,273
- I'm in New York City,
991
00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:46,711
along with everyone else
that matters.
992
00:43:46,754 --> 00:43:48,234
Fillory is fiction.
993
00:43:48,277 --> 00:43:50,932
It's a kid's book.
- Why didn't you say so?
994
00:43:50,976 --> 00:43:52,760
Time to wake up, High King.
995
00:43:52,804 --> 00:43:55,110
Many blessings.
- [gasps]
996
00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:57,112
[coughing]
997
00:43:57,156 --> 00:44:00,072
[gasps, coughs]
998
00:44:02,988 --> 00:44:04,729
Guys?
999
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,647
Sam?
1000
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,303
Hansel?
1001
00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:19,265
What the high holy Jesus freak?
1002
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:23,922
Wake up. Wake up.
1003
00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:25,227
Wake up.
1004
00:44:25,271 --> 00:44:26,707
Wake the fuck up!
1005
00:44:26,751 --> 00:44:29,057
Wake up!
1006
00:44:31,364 --> 00:44:34,672
Fuck!
1007
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,110
Hello?
1008
00:44:39,067 --> 00:44:40,808
Hello?
1009
00:44:43,768 --> 00:44:46,727
[eerie music]
1010
00:44:46,771 --> 00:44:53,778
♪
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