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- Thanks for
the breakfast smoothies, mom.
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- Of course,
anything for my babies.
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- Mm!
- Delicious.
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- Good morning, everyone.
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- Someone slept in today.
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Want a smoothie?
- Oh, sure, thanks.
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Mmm!
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I am so glad
you bought a new juicer
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after the first one
was accidentally hit
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by a hammer seven times.
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- Check it out.
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Our homeowners association
blog says
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that pesky neighborhood vandal
struck again.
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- "Neighborhood vandal
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steals chickens
from backyard coop."
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- Small-town prankster.
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Adorable.
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- Not adorable.
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It's times like this
I wish I never hung up my cape.
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- You never hang up anything.
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- Yes, I do.
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- Why is there a chicken
in the backyard?
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- To get to the other side.
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Nailed it!
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- What in the...
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- What?
Nora!
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Later.
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- Cool!
We live on a farm!
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- The vandal put
the stolen chickens in our yard.
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- All right, Thundermans,
chicken roundup.
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[clicking]
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[chickens clucking]
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[laughter]
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Stop laughing.
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This isn't funny.
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[chicken screeches]
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[laughter]
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- Is it funny now?
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- Yes.
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Yes, it is.
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[heroic music]
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- ♪ What you see
is not what you get ♪
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♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
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♪ We fit right in
bet you never guess ♪
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♪ 'cause we're livin' our lives
just like all the rest ♪
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♪ A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer you might see
the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe
it's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family
trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble
livin' a double life ♪
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- Why are you putting eggs
in your pockets?
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- I'm gonna hatch them.
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- You know that's not possible?
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- I ran to Costa Rica
for bananas this morning.
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Don't tell me what's possible.
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- You seem to be enjoying
yourself a little too much.
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- That's because I enjoy working
in the great outdoors,
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and you're standing
in chicken poop.
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- You know, Hank, we could
do something about the vandal
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if we started some sort
of crime watch program.
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- Oh, yeah,
we could call ourselves
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community crime punchers
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and punch out crime!
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I could be the captain
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and the people of hiddenville
will adore me.
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- Or you could just do it
to stop the neighborhood vandal.
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- As long as the people
adore me.
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- Let me solve this case for you
right now, dad.
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Max did it.
- What?
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- Oh, don't "what" me,
rooster booster.
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Just admit it.
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You were up late this morning
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because you were out late
last night stealing chicken.
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- Oh, please,
if I did this,
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these would be android chickens
with rocket wings.
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- The boy has a point,
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and you're not getting back
robo-cluck.
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- Buck-aww...
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- Come on, Hank,
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let's start
getting these chickens
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back where they belong.
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- The deep fryer?
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- No, their owner.
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- Buck-aww...
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- Okay,
you might have them fooled,
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but I know
when you're hiding something.
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You're the neighborhood vandal,
and I'm gonna catch you.
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- Mm, good luck with that.
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You couldn't catch a cold
in winter.
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- That's because I sanitize.
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The point is that
you better watch your step
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because I'm not gonna let you
out of my sight.
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Where'd you go?
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- Okay, crime punchers meeting
starts in five minutes.
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All right, Nora,
let's hear that new theme song.
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- ♪ We're the crime punchers ♪
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♪ Making you safe ♪
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♪ Crime punchers ♪
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Punching crime in the face!
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- Okay.
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Billy, we need that chair
for the meeting.
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- Dad, I'm nesting.
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- Oh, not in our good chairs
you're not.
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Barb, where are the sna--
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what are those?
- egg-themed finger foods.
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You know what they say.
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When life gives you eggs,
makes egg-onade.
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- You didn't really make
egg-onade, did you?
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- Maybe.
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- Phoebe, order a pizza.
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[electronic beeping]
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- Alert.
Alert.
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Neighbors approaching.
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- Oh, here we go!
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[laughing]
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[clears throat]
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Hi, how are you?
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Thanks for coming.
Hello.
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Hi, how are you?
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- Oh, hi, Mrs. Wong.
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I was just calling
your restaurant
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to order a pizza.
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[cell phone ringing]
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- Excuse me.
I have to take this.
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No pizza for you!
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- Come on,
you can't still be mad
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that my brother and I
blew up your kitchen.
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- Is this the face of a woman
who holds a grudge?
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- So who's this little angel?
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- This my niece, Darcy Wong.
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Darcy, say hello
to the annoying girl.
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- This used to be
my best friend's house.
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They had nice stuff.
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You've been here a few months,
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when your nice stuff coming?
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- Our stuff's already--
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oh, I see.
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I just got wonged.
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- Sup?
I'm Nora.
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Want to hang?
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- Depends.
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You gonna make me
wear one of those bows?
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- We're done here.
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- Good evening, everyone.
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Welcome to our home.
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- Yes, would anyone like
an egg fritter,
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a stuffed egg,
egg kabob?
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- Well, as you all know,
we're concerned about
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the recent rash of petty crime
in the neighborhood.
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Now here's what we should do--
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- Nuh-uh,
slow down there, bossy.
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Why do you get to say
what we are doing?
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- Well, it only makes sense
that I'm captain;
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I started
community crime punchers.
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- We need to vote
for a captain.
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I nominate Mrs. Wong.
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[gasps]
That's me!
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- Huh.
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I don't mind
a little fair competition,
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but before we vote...
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[whistles]
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I'd like everyone to have
a free crime punchers jacket,
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complements of me,
Hank Thunderman!
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- Vote for Hank.
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Vote for Hank.
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- Now, who votes for jackets--
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oops, I mean me.
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Wow, this is so sudden,
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and look, the captain's jacket
fits perfectly.
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- Wow, big night, huh?
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I'm wiped.
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[yawning]
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Off to bed.
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- Okay, honey.
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- I'm tired too.
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Yawn.
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Off to bed.
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- O-okay, honey.
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- I knew it.
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You snuck out.
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- Yeah, I snuck out...
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To floss.
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- Okay, now I know
you're up to something.
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You never floss.
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You don't even know how
to floss.
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- What's your point?
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- [scoffs]
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All I'm saying is,
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I'm watching you.
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I'm also gonna watch the stairs
but mostly you!
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- Better watch your back
tonight, Max.
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Stumbles is on to you.
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- I'm not worried about
that amateur.
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She'll never catch me.
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- ♪ Dun-dun dah ♪
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- What you got?
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What you got?
What you got?
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[warbling]
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- Lasers.
I've got lasers.
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- Kids, stop using your powers.
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[siren wailing]
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We don't want to draw attention
to ourselves.
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[sighs]
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Now I'm off
to keep the neighborhood safe.
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Ah!
Sea monster!
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- Our neighborhood vandal
put green dye
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in the community pool.
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Some crime punchers captain
you are!
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Look at me!
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- Do I have to?
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- You're not funny.
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You're just a big dope
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with a really cool hat.
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Your days as captain
are numbered.
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[snapping]
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Wong out!
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- [sighs]
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He thinks he can outsmart me?
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What an amateur.
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- Ah, it's cute when you try.
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- Got you!
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- Ah!
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Phoebe?
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What is wrong with you?
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Would have left you frozen,
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but this park
already has a creepy statue.
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- I knew it.
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I knew you were
the neighborhood vandal,
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but I didn't know you were
a tiny bike thief.
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- This is mine.
I'm not stealing it.
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Can you please get out of here?
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- Not till you explain all this.
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- Fine.
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I'm out here because...
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I'm learning how to ride
this thing, okay?
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- You know how to ride a bike.
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- [scoffs]
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Whoa, whoa!
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Ah!
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Crash!
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- You don't know
how to ride a bike.
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Who doesn't know
how to ride a bike?
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I can't believe you don't know
how to ride a bike?
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Who doesn't know
how to ride a bike?
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- I'm living it.
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You don't have to keep
saying it.
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- It's okay, Max.
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I know plenty of teenagers
who can't ride a bike.
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- Really?
- No.
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Why didn't you learn how ride
in metroburg?
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- Because in metroburg,
I had a jetpack.
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Here, I have to walk three miles
to flirt with girls at the mall,
253
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and nobody likes
a heavy-breathing, sweaty flirt.
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- Mom fell for it.
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- You got to promise
you won't tell anyone
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I can't ride a bike.
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- I won't tell.
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- You have
to Thunder twin swear.
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- That's not a thing--
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- Just say it!
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- Okay, I Thunder twin swear.
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- Thank you.
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Get out of here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Crash!
266
00:11:30,165 --> 00:11:31,166
- Wow.
267
00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:33,168
- Get out!
Don't look at me!
268
00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:39,541
- Hank, the blog photographer
just called.
269
00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:40,909
He'll be here any minute.
270
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,445
- Perfect.
271
00:11:43,445 --> 00:11:46,248
He'll take my picture
on the crime puncher mobile,
272
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:49,118
said picture will strike terror
into the heart of that vandal
273
00:11:49,118 --> 00:11:51,553
and love into the hearts
of our adoring neighbors.
274
00:11:51,553 --> 00:11:53,922
- Well, captain,
want an egg pop?
275
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,924
Boiled eggs covered in cake
and icing?
276
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,158
- Egg pop?
277
00:11:57,158 --> 00:12:00,201
Finally a snack
that makes sense.
278
00:12:00,201 --> 00:12:01,536
[electronic beeping]
279
00:12:01,536 --> 00:12:02,971
- Alert.
Alert.
280
00:12:02,971 --> 00:12:04,873
Angry mob approaching.
281
00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:06,340
- Angry mob?
282
00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:09,678
That's a weird name
for a photographer.
283
00:12:09,678 --> 00:12:13,047
- You've done it this time,
Thunderhead.
284
00:12:13,047 --> 00:12:14,816
- What?
I didn't do anything.
285
00:12:14,816 --> 00:12:16,117
- Exactly.
286
00:12:16,117 --> 00:12:18,352
While you were sitting around
sweating up that jacket,
287
00:12:18,352 --> 00:12:21,255
the vandal filled our mailboxes
with dirt.
288
00:12:23,591 --> 00:12:25,493
- Barb, go stop him.
289
00:12:25,493 --> 00:12:28,529
Well, I don't want
to get my jacket dirty.
290
00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:30,964
- It already stinks
with failure!
291
00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:35,069
- What's going on?
292
00:12:35,069 --> 00:12:36,170
- The vandal struck again,
293
00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:39,973
and Darcy and Wong
are sticking it to dad.
294
00:12:39,973 --> 00:12:41,475
- There's a dirt-covered vandal
295
00:12:41,475 --> 00:12:43,511
out there right now
sneaking around,
296
00:12:43,511 --> 00:12:45,413
and you're just letting him
get away.
297
00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:47,180
- You think it's easy
to catch a criminal?
298
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,383
It takes weeks
of meticulous planning,
299
00:12:49,383 --> 00:12:52,252
interviewing suspects,
collecting evidence--
300
00:12:52,252 --> 00:12:54,888
- there he is.
301
00:12:54,888 --> 00:12:57,364
- Max, can we see you
for a second?
302
00:12:57,364 --> 00:12:59,066
- Hey, everyone.
303
00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:00,067
What's going on?
304
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,401
- You should have stayed home
305
00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:03,503
and sat on eggs with me.
306
00:13:06,239 --> 00:13:08,575
- What were you doing out there?
307
00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:12,012
- He was obviously
filling mailboxes with dirt.
308
00:13:12,012 --> 00:13:17,017
Are you punching crime
or is crime punching you?
309
00:13:17,017 --> 00:13:19,019
- Hold on, everybody,
this is not what it seems.
310
00:13:19,019 --> 00:13:20,653
Max is innocent.
311
00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:21,754
Go on, Max.
312
00:13:21,754 --> 00:13:24,157
Tell them
what you were doing tonight.
313
00:13:24,157 --> 00:13:28,961
- Mom, dad,
I have a confession to make.
314
00:13:28,961 --> 00:13:30,697
I am the neighborhood vandal.
315
00:13:30,697 --> 00:13:32,565
- What?
316
00:13:32,565 --> 00:13:34,567
- This must be hard for you.
317
00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:36,135
- Uh!
- Smile.
318
00:13:36,135 --> 00:13:37,069
[camera shutter clicks]
319
00:13:42,374 --> 00:13:43,876
[electronic beeping]
320
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,102
- Please remove all metals--
321
00:13:45,102 --> 00:13:47,438
keys, cell phones, jewelry--
322
00:13:47,438 --> 00:13:51,775
or slip me a carrot,
and I'll look the other way.
323
00:13:51,775 --> 00:13:54,478
- Colosso, Max is grounded;
he's not in jail.
324
00:13:54,478 --> 00:13:56,820
- Hey, I'm a bunny
in a basement.
325
00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,755
Playing dress up is all I got.
326
00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:03,727
- How'd you get past security?
327
00:14:03,727 --> 00:14:06,096
- Really?
328
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,263
- What do you want?
329
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,899
- You should have just
told everyone the truth.
330
00:14:08,899 --> 00:14:10,200
- No way I was gonna
tell everyone
331
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,935
in the neighborhood
I can't ride a bike.
332
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,637
- Well, then at least
let me tell mom and dad.
333
00:14:13,637 --> 00:14:16,039
- You can't tell anyone;
you Thunder twin swore.
334
00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:19,643
- Again, that is not a thing.
335
00:14:19,643 --> 00:14:20,644
[sighs]
336
00:14:20,644 --> 00:14:21,912
Just come see what you've done.
337
00:14:26,817 --> 00:14:28,084
- [nervous chuckle]
338
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:32,155
Who placed a network
of spy cameras around our house?
339
00:14:32,155 --> 00:14:34,790
- Save it.
Just look.
340
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,995
- Hey, what horror movie
is this?
341
00:14:39,995 --> 00:14:41,397
- You caused this, Max.
342
00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:42,998
Because you lied
about being the vandal,
343
00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:44,867
that photo ended up
in the neighborhood blog.
344
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,802
Now Wong
is crime punchers captain,
345
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,571
dad's humiliated and...
346
00:14:48,571 --> 00:14:50,573
For some reason
can't wear pants.
347
00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:55,277
- What have I done?
348
00:14:55,277 --> 00:14:58,120
This is the most embarrassing
thing I've ever seen.
349
00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,054
Hit record, Phoebe.
350
00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:06,128
- Hank, we're outside.
351
00:15:06,128 --> 00:15:08,230
You couldn't put your pants on?
352
00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:11,266
- The neighbors
have already seen my shame.
353
00:15:14,937 --> 00:15:16,105
- Good, you're all here.
354
00:15:16,105 --> 00:15:17,940
Come on out, Max.
355
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:19,875
- Max,
what are you doing outside?
356
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,476
You're supposed to be grounded.
357
00:15:21,476 --> 00:15:24,679
- And grown men
are supposed to wear pants.
358
00:15:24,679 --> 00:15:28,650
- Pants are for captains.
359
00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:29,651
- [sighs]
360
00:15:29,651 --> 00:15:31,320
Max has something to tell you.
361
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,188
Max.
362
00:15:33,188 --> 00:15:34,589
- I'm not
the neighborhood vandal.
363
00:15:34,589 --> 00:15:35,590
- What?
364
00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:36,925
- I'm not the vandal, dad.
365
00:15:36,925 --> 00:15:37,959
I was sneaking out
366
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,961
but for
a completely different reason.
367
00:15:39,961 --> 00:15:41,095
I'll show you.
368
00:15:44,032 --> 00:15:46,868
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
369
00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:49,170
[all shout]
370
00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,171
- [sighs]
371
00:15:50,171 --> 00:15:52,006
- Finally,
372
00:15:52,006 --> 00:15:53,975
I'm the less
embarrassing brother.
373
00:15:53,975 --> 00:15:55,509
Up top, Billy!
374
00:15:58,319 --> 00:16:00,621
- Max was sneaking out
to learn how to ride a bike.
375
00:16:00,621 --> 00:16:03,624
He's not the disappointment
you thought he was.
376
00:16:03,624 --> 00:16:06,961
Well, he is,
but for a different reason.
377
00:16:06,961 --> 00:16:08,963
- This is fantastic.
378
00:16:08,963 --> 00:16:11,599
We can everyone the truth
and clear my name,
379
00:16:11,599 --> 00:16:14,635
and everyone will adore me
again.
380
00:16:14,635 --> 00:16:17,371
- Whoa, do we really want
to tell the whole neighborhood
381
00:16:17,371 --> 00:16:20,941
that Max doesn't have the skills
of your average circus bear?
382
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,845
- Besides,
no one would believe us.
383
00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:26,246
Thanks to
that neighborhood blog,
384
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:27,415
we now have zero credibility.
385
00:16:27,415 --> 00:16:28,782
- But as superheroes,
386
00:16:28,782 --> 00:16:30,584
it's our duty
to stop the villain.
387
00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:31,952
- But how?
388
00:16:31,952 --> 00:16:33,253
- I know how.
389
00:16:38,325 --> 00:16:40,728
- How'd this happen?
390
00:16:41,995 --> 00:16:43,764
- I may not know
how to ride a bike,
391
00:16:43,764 --> 00:16:46,399
but I do know how to reveal
a super genius plan--
392
00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:47,935
with flair.
393
00:16:47,935 --> 00:16:51,171
- And I'm the flair.
394
00:16:51,171 --> 00:16:52,472
- We're listening.
395
00:16:52,472 --> 00:16:53,840
- The day before each prank,
396
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,909
there was a post on the blog
about the target.
397
00:16:55,909 --> 00:16:57,484
Check it out.
398
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,152
- "Chicken coop approved."
399
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,421
next day,
chickens in our backyard.
400
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,490
"community pool swim meet."
401
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,558
then Wong shows up green.
402
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,428
Now look
at what today's blog says.
403
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,963
- "Neighborhood park reopens."
404
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:11,964
- Exactly.
405
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,366
Everything will be shiny
and new--
406
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,867
the benches, the statues.
407
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,637
No mischievous vandal
could resist this.
408
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,172
- Then the Thundermans
will be there to catch him.
409
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,874
- And Dr. Colosso.
410
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,711
Fine.
411
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,878
Leave me here.
412
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,413
It's not like I poop
in your shoes
413
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,748
while you're gone.
414
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,588
- Everyone in position?
415
00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,757
- Ready.
- Ready.
416
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,193
- Ready.
417
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,631
- I hate losing coin flips.
418
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,737
- Okay, we got
all the exits covered.
419
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,939
We'll let the vandal sneak in,
but we won't let him get out.
420
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,607
- And remember
to let Phoebe record it
421
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,216
before we bust him;
we need that proof.
422
00:17:57,216 --> 00:17:59,285
- Roger that.
423
00:18:00,652 --> 00:18:01,653
- We built our entire plan
424
00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:03,088
around this guy
showing up tonight.
425
00:18:03,088 --> 00:18:04,222
Are you sure it's gonna work?
426
00:18:04,222 --> 00:18:06,191
- Trust me.
It's foolproof.
427
00:18:06,191 --> 00:18:07,859
- [sighs]
428
00:18:12,197 --> 00:18:15,066
[rooster crowing]
429
00:18:15,066 --> 00:18:18,003
- [snoring]
430
00:18:19,771 --> 00:18:23,341
- Hey, foolproof,
it's the next day.
431
00:18:23,341 --> 00:18:24,575
- Is anyone awake?
432
00:18:24,575 --> 00:18:25,576
- Just me...
433
00:18:25,576 --> 00:18:27,778
And that guy
messing with the statue.
434
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:32,017
- We're missing it!
435
00:18:32,017 --> 00:18:34,585
- All right, dad, get closer,
get ready to grab him.
436
00:18:34,585 --> 00:18:36,154
- Got it.
437
00:18:36,154 --> 00:18:37,988
Just like the old days
when we took down
438
00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:39,890
general banana
and his monkey minions,
439
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:40,891
right, Barb?
440
00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:42,927
Barb?
441
00:18:42,927 --> 00:18:45,029
Wake up, Barb.
442
00:18:45,029 --> 00:18:46,497
- I'm up!
443
00:18:46,497 --> 00:18:48,466
I'm ready!
444
00:18:48,466 --> 00:18:49,767
- All right, be patient, dad.
445
00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:50,935
Wait for it.
446
00:18:50,935 --> 00:18:52,670
Wait for it...
447
00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:53,671
Now!
448
00:18:53,671 --> 00:18:54,672
- Ha-ha!
449
00:18:54,672 --> 00:18:56,714
[children shouting]
450
00:18:56,714 --> 00:18:58,082
What are kids doing in a park?
451
00:18:58,082 --> 00:18:59,984
- I want a pretzel!
452
00:18:59,984 --> 00:19:01,852
- Okay, hang on.
Hang on. Hang on.
453
00:19:01,852 --> 00:19:03,754
Everybody gets a pretzel!
454
00:19:03,754 --> 00:19:06,090
[children cheering]
455
00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,892
You adore me.
456
00:19:07,892 --> 00:19:10,194
You really adore me!
457
00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:11,695
[children cheering]
458
00:19:11,695 --> 00:19:13,030
- Dad's surrounded.
Mom, you're up.
459
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,298
- Got it.
He's all mine.
460
00:19:17,101 --> 00:19:18,702
- Can you tie my shoe?
461
00:19:18,702 --> 00:19:20,537
- Aww, of course.
462
00:19:20,537 --> 00:19:23,273
[baby talk] Now let's take care
of Mr. Shoe.
463
00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:26,843
- Once she does
that mommy voice,
464
00:19:26,843 --> 00:19:28,645
she's worthless.
465
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,114
- Oh, no, Billy and Nora
are out too.
466
00:19:31,114 --> 00:19:34,318
- You're so cute!
467
00:19:37,621 --> 00:19:38,988
- Then I'm up.
Keep filming.
468
00:19:38,988 --> 00:19:39,923
I'll catch the vandal.
469
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,127
[grunting]
470
00:19:44,127 --> 00:19:45,228
I did it!
471
00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:47,263
Look, Max,
I totally caught the vandal!
472
00:19:47,263 --> 00:19:49,733
I--
ahh!
473
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:50,934
I can't see!
474
00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:53,336
My eyes are covered in silly!
475
00:19:58,247 --> 00:20:00,216
Did you see, Max?
476
00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:02,551
I caught him.
477
00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:05,588
- You did good, kid,
real good,
478
00:20:05,588 --> 00:20:08,424
but the vandal did better.
479
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,425
It's up to me now.
480
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,763
- [spitting]
481
00:20:14,763 --> 00:20:15,931
- Let's ride!
482
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:20,369
I'm doing it!
I'm riding a bike!
483
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,540
- Max, what about the vandal?
484
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,741
- Who cares?
485
00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:27,376
I'm riding a bike;
nothing else matters!
486
00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:28,777
- Max!
487
00:20:28,777 --> 00:20:29,812
Oh, forget it.
488
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:43,391
ALL: Darcy?
489
00:20:43,391 --> 00:20:46,028
- They never suspect
the cute little girl.
490
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,531
- Why would you do all this?
491
00:20:49,531 --> 00:20:50,765
- I don't know.
492
00:20:50,765 --> 00:20:52,667
Started junior high,
my best friend moved away;
493
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:53,969
it's been rough for me.
494
00:20:53,969 --> 00:20:55,037
- Aww.
495
00:20:55,037 --> 00:20:56,104
- And I do enjoy
496
00:20:56,104 --> 00:20:58,813
destroying
other people's property.
497
00:20:58,813 --> 00:21:01,349
- Uh, okay, ew.
498
00:21:01,349 --> 00:21:02,350
- [sighs]
499
00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:04,452
Well, your reign of terror
is over,
500
00:21:04,452 --> 00:21:06,120
and as soon as we show
this video to Mrs. Wong,
501
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,290
everyone will know that Max
is innocent.
502
00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:10,458
- You think
I was troubled before?
503
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,794
You better watch your backs!
504
00:21:12,794 --> 00:21:15,262
And your little bows too.
505
00:21:16,931 --> 00:21:17,932
[warbling]
506
00:21:17,932 --> 00:21:20,434
- Nora!
507
00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:21,368
Later.
508
00:21:22,436 --> 00:21:24,171
- We're not afraid of you.
509
00:21:24,171 --> 00:21:27,174
If anything,
you should be afraid of us.
510
00:21:27,174 --> 00:21:29,343
- Yeah, we're the Thundermans!
511
00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:33,447
- Look, mommy,
I'm riding a bike!
512
00:21:33,447 --> 00:21:35,482
Whoo!
513
00:21:40,454 --> 00:21:43,324
All right,
what's the Big Surprise?
514
00:21:43,324 --> 00:21:45,459
- Well, now that you know
how to ride a bike,
515
00:21:45,459 --> 00:21:48,362
we thought you'd go
for a family ride.
516
00:21:48,362 --> 00:21:49,963
- Yeah...
517
00:21:49,963 --> 00:21:51,498
I'm not doing that.
518
00:21:51,498 --> 00:21:53,700
- Come on, Max,
it won't be embarrassing.
519
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,069
- Then how come it already is?
520
00:21:56,069 --> 00:21:57,077
- Your loss.
521
00:21:57,077 --> 00:21:59,079
[chicks chirping]
522
00:21:59,079 --> 00:22:01,014
- What's that noise?
523
00:22:01,014 --> 00:22:03,884
- Chickens are hatching
in my pants.
524
00:22:05,919 --> 00:22:09,094
- Thundermans are a go!
525
00:22:09,144 --> 00:22:13,694
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