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MAN: My son?
MAN 2: Yes?
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I know I may not have
always been the greatest father,
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but I always loved you.
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Then why did you leave?
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[SNIFFLES]
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One day,
you'll understand.
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It's dusty in here.
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[VOICE BREAKING]
My allergies are killin' me.
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MAN 1: ...But you learned
that life is very complicated.
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Which one is the father?
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I think it's the tall one.
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They're talking again,
Mike.
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Shh.
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Remember, sir,
we're just here
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to show our support
for Broadway.
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[CRINKLING]
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I can't get the candy open!
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What?
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I don't know how much
more of this I can take.
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Shh!
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Just tune them out.
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I'm gonna open this
if it's the last thing I do!
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[GRUNTS]
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What the...
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there, was that so hard?
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Now, the father's the one
that's dying,
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the one that he keeps calling
his son is his son!!
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So, why don't you just sit there
and be quiet, you...
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Geezers!!
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Wait... I know you!
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Aren't you...
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that's right, ma'am.
It's TV's dick van dyke.
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Carry on.
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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Where is Caitlin?
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Was she out
with her ex-husband again?
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This is really startin'
to affect her work.
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You're right. She isnearly nine seconds late.
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This is not about Caitlin
specifically.
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It's just
we're a team here,
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and if we're gonna win,
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we got to be here every day,
on time, ready to work.
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Oh! Huge traffic jam!
I'm sorry I'm late.
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Didn't notice, don't care.
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Okay, next item...
city-hall tours.
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Some visitors
have been complaining...
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finally! I've been
saying for months
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that those tour guides
are inept and misinformed.
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...complaining about
a crazy black man...
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...following them,
berating the tour guides.
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And lastly, the mayor's
little blowup at the theater.
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It seems he's outraged
local senior citizens' groups.
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They're planning a march
on Broadway
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from 18th street
to 19th street.
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You gave them one block?
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It's all they asked for.
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Well, that
and 300 porta-potties.
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This is bad. Those old people
know how to rally.
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They kept "murder, she wrote"
on the air for nine years.
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I've come up
with a plan to make amends.
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I did a little research.
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The first woman to vote
in New York is still alive.
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She's 107.
She was born in 1892.
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The mayor's gonna honor her
tomorrow at a ceremony
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on live television.
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My great-aunt alberta
was born in 1881.
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Wow. That makes her...119.
What's she doing now?
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She's dead.
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Thanks for bringing me down,
Nikki.
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Okay, class dismissed.
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Oh, morning, Mike.
Sorry I missed the meeting.
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I was having breakfast
with my mom.
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Love, you forgot
your briefcase.
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See you tonight.
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[SMOOCHING]
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Did you know your mom
was an annoying British guy?
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Mike, I know
this must bother you.
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Bother me?!
W-wh would it bother me?
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Well, you know.
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You and I have been
kind of flirting...
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Hey, missy, listen...
I flirt with a lot of people.
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Hey, janelle!
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How 'bout some fries
with that shake, huh?
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What did you say?
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I said... Uh...
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Can I have some
fries and a shake?
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A-and a burger.
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F-for lunch,
if you're goin' out.
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And if you're not,
y-you just keep that $50.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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James... Who was that?
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Oh, I don't know his name.
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You just said "hey"
to him.
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Yeah, that's been going on
for a few weeks now.
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Pass each other in the hall,
he says, "hey," I say, "hey."
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Sometimes we tilt our heads,
give a little eyebrow raise.
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Wow.
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Sounds fun.
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Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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You should
get yourself a "hey" guy.
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Please! I barely have
enough time for Claudia!
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That's it.
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If anybody needs me,
I will be out of the office
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for the rest of the day.
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Out of the office?
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Sounds like my kind
of project!
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An apartment building
on 79th street
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is discriminating
against gay couples.
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What can I do to help?
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You can help me bust them
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by posing
as my gay live-in lover.
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Gay live-in lover...
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Work.
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Let's get 'em, girlfriend!
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Caitlin! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Where you going?
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We were heading out
to lunch.
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No, no, no!
You can't. Not now.
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I got a huge crisis in there.
I need you.
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I'll wait for you.
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No, no, Trevor, listen...
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this is big.
This is big and huge.
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This could take days, weeks,
maybe months.
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You should go back
to your own country for a while.
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I'll call you.
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This better be important!
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Oh, it is.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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I'd like you
to meet miss Spencer.
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She's New York's
oldest living voter.
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And this
was the emergency?
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She's gonna cast
a symbolic vote
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for mayor Winston tomorrow
in a live televised ceremony.
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Oh, I can't vote
for the mayor.
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Why not?
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You don't have
one senior citizen working here
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at city hall.
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So, why don't you
give her a job?
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Oh, that's good.
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No more lunches with Trevor
for you.
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I need you too much.
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Just so we're clear,
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the two of us will be
living here together
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with all that
that implies.
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Of course.
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It's a great space,
one of our larger two-bedrooms.
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Two bedrooms! Of course,
we're only gonna be using one...
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With all that
that implies.
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Yeah. I'm picking that up.
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Well, everything
seems in order.
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There is just one problem.
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
Here it comes.
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There's only one key
to the laundry room.
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Aha!! Bigots!
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Bigots... Hardware,
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where I'm sure
I can get this key copied.
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[RINGING]
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[RINGING CONTINUES]
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Are you gonna get that?
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I don't trust
those contraptions.
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I'll tell you what...
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why don't you
go get me a cup of coffee?
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Thank you. Janelle,
can you cover my phones?
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Not unless there's
another $50 in it for me.
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Just... just...
right over there.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Whoa.
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What the hell
are you doing?
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What?
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Oh! I took your advice.
I got myself a "hey" guy.
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No, no.
That's my "hey" guy.
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You can't just steal
a guy's "hey" guy.
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Why not?
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Because
it's just not done.
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You get yourself
your own "hey" guy.
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Look, don't blame meif you couldn't satisfy him.
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The guy was looking
for a "hey"...
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I just gave it to him.
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One last budget thing...
expense reports.
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Under additional
office expenditures,
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Paul listed his groceries,
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his new bedroom furniture,
and a bikini wax.
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All right, well,
no on the groceries,
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no on the furniture,
and, uh...
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Give him the bikini wax,
because, uh...
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I don't want
to have that conversation.
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The pressroom is all set up
for the live broadcast.
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They're ready for you
and miss Spencer.
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Listen, I'm sorry
I had to reschedule this
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to coincide with your lunch
with Trevor.
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Yeah, thanks to you,
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I've had to cancel
tw lunches in a row.
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I thought
you were okay with this.
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Oh, yeah, I am.
Fine, fine, fine.
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Date the Duke of dork.
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One for me.
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If you don't want
to have a mature,
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adult conversation
about this, that's fine.
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You know what?
Hey, listen...
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date him, marry him,
move to england.
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Just don't drink the water.
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That's Mexico.
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Whatever. 2-zip.
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I am not gonna stoop
to your level.
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Oh, 'cause you can't!
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Pbht!
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Son of a...
that's 2-1.
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Come on, let's go.
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Where's miss Spencer?
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She's not with you?
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No, I sent her
for a cup of coffee,
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like, 10 minutes ago.
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Last time I saw her,
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she was zipping
through the hallways.
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Zipping?
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Asleep on a chair
being dragged around
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by a mail cart.
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And you
didn't do anything?!
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Already got my mail.
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All right.
Well, let's not panic.
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We find that cart,
we find miss Spencer.
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There goes that theory.
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Okay, janelle, call security.
Seal the building.
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Paul, distribute
miss Spencer's photo.
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Shouldn't
we call her parents?
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I don't know, James.
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I wouldn't want
to get her grounded.
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What's all the commotion?
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Oh, uh, sir,
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um, I don't know how
to break this to you,
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but, uh...
We lost miss Spencer.
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I'm sorry.
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[SIGHS]
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It's okay, Mike.
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We weren't that close.
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N-no, sir,
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we just don't know
where she's gone.
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She led a good life.
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I'm sure it's heaven.
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Me too, sir.
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So, how do we find
a 107-year-old woman?
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I say we bait her out.
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Yeah, Paul.
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We set up an early-bird buffet
and blast Lawrence Welk.
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And I'll get some porno.
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Old people love porno.
248
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Maybe that's just my Nana.
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All right, people,
we go live in half an hour.
250
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Our fugitive's been on the run
for 15 minutes.
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The average foot speed
of a 107-year-old woman
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is .003 Miles per hour.
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I want a hard-artery search
of every janitor closet,
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supply closet, lunchroom,
boardroom, pressroom.
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00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,181
Time is of the essence.
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She's getting smaller
every second.
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That's everything.
258
00:12:00,649 --> 00:12:03,218
Hey, where's rags?
259
00:12:05,718 --> 00:12:07,152
You packed rags?!
260
00:12:07,122 --> 00:12:09,156
Don't worry,
I bubble-wrapped him.
261
00:12:10,342 --> 00:12:13,944
Oh, there you are, puppy.
262
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,483
Look at this place!
263
00:12:15,442 --> 00:12:16,575
It's great!
264
00:12:16,558 --> 00:12:18,092
Yeah.
265
00:12:18,056 --> 00:12:19,890
Picture windows,
oak molding.
266
00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,709
And the jets in the jacuzzi
267
00:12:21,659 --> 00:12:23,493
are aimed
right where you want 'em.
268
00:12:23,444 --> 00:12:26,613
Can you believe they let us in?
It was so easy.
269
00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:30,874
Yeah... A little too easy.
270
00:12:30,712 --> 00:12:32,213
What are you talking
about?
271
00:12:32,179 --> 00:12:33,979
They found out
I work for the city.
272
00:12:33,933 --> 00:12:35,934
They're renting us this
just to shut us up.
273
00:12:35,877 --> 00:12:37,845
We finally scored
a great apartment.
274
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,925
Do you have to see a conspiracy
in everything?
275
00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:43,464
They got to you,
didn't they?
276
00:12:43,337 --> 00:12:45,505
Hey!
277
00:12:45,441 --> 00:12:46,874
Hey!
278
00:12:46,844 --> 00:12:48,445
Hey!
Hey!
279
00:12:48,406 --> 00:12:49,640
Hey!
280
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,596
Hey!
281
00:12:52,582 --> 00:12:53,649
Hey!
282
00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:58,178
Hey?
283
00:12:58,129 --> 00:12:59,764
Hey!
284
00:12:59,723 --> 00:13:00,956
Hey!
285
00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:04,168
Hey.
286
00:13:04,155 --> 00:13:05,456
Hey!
Hey!
287
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:06,796
Hey!
Hey!
288
00:13:06,769 --> 00:13:09,637
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
289
00:13:11,795 --> 00:13:13,749
Miss Spencer is nowhere
in the building.
290
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:15,084
Ah, well...
291
00:13:15,058 --> 00:13:16,458
We go live in 10 minutes.
292
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,396
Any chance getting you
in a gray wig and...
293
00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:20,375
actually, you know,
the sweater works.
294
00:13:20,318 --> 00:13:21,852
When we were dating,
295
00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:24,451
you told me
this sweater was sexy.
296
00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:28,169
Yeah, when it was balled up
on my bedroom floor.
297
00:13:28,032 --> 00:13:29,766
So, I saw Trevor downstairs.
298
00:13:29,722 --> 00:13:32,224
Are you still trying
to break them up?
299
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,113
Yes, and I think
I have something.
300
00:13:34,058 --> 00:13:35,391
I went online.
301
00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:37,499
It turns out,
when Trevor went to Oxford,
302
00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:39,539
he plagiarized
an entire paragraph
303
00:13:39,478 --> 00:13:42,647
from his commencement speech
from Winston Churchill.
304
00:13:42,539 --> 00:13:44,039
Is caitie around?
305
00:13:44,004 --> 00:13:45,838
No, but can you come here?
306
00:13:45,789 --> 00:13:47,224
Come on in.
307
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,360
Sure.
308
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:50,442
So, uh, mate...
309
00:13:52,262 --> 00:13:53,295
...I know your secret.
310
00:13:53,282 --> 00:13:55,951
What are you talking about?
311
00:13:55,864 --> 00:13:58,098
Oh, come on,
come on, come on,
312
00:13:58,032 --> 00:13:59,899
don't play dumb with me.
313
00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:01,517
Oxford, your speech.
314
00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:03,109
What about my speech?
315
00:14:03,069 --> 00:14:04,971
Well, let's just say
it's a little...
316
00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:06,985
oh, I don't know...
how should we put it...
317
00:14:06,927 --> 00:14:08,328
borrow.
318
00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:09,431
[LAUGHS]
319
00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:11,848
Michael,
you're embarrassing yourself.
320
00:14:11,772 --> 00:14:14,741
Caitie fancies me over you,
so you're grasping at straws.
321
00:14:14,641 --> 00:14:16,009
Fine, fine, fine.
322
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,615
Let's just see
how caitie feels
323
00:14:17,574 --> 00:14:19,509
when she finds out
that your speech...
324
00:14:19,456 --> 00:14:23,159
[AMERICAN ACCENT] Okay,
so the accent's a phony!
325
00:14:23,027 --> 00:14:25,060
You got me.
I'm not English.
326
00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:27,805
I was gonna say,
"was plagiarized."
327
00:14:27,713 --> 00:14:30,749
[BRITISH ACCENT]
Oh, right, right.
328
00:14:30,646 --> 00:14:32,347
The speech!
329
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:35,707
Bit of a sticky wicket,
that was...
330
00:14:35,587 --> 00:14:37,654
bloody embarrassing.
331
00:14:41,868 --> 00:14:43,235
This is awesome!
332
00:14:43,207 --> 00:14:45,341
[AMERICAN ACCENT]
You won't tell caitie?
333
00:14:45,279 --> 00:14:47,447
Hey, listen, Trevor,
your secret is safe with...
334
00:14:47,383 --> 00:14:48,684
[LAUGHS]
335
00:14:48,658 --> 00:14:50,659
Damn it!
I almost got that out!
336
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,855
Where's miss Spencer?
We're down to the wire here.
337
00:14:59,784 --> 00:15:02,319
Mike, guess who I found?
338
00:15:02,239 --> 00:15:04,573
And she's alive.
339
00:15:04,502 --> 00:15:06,070
Miss Spencer!
340
00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:07,901
Oh, thank God you're okay.
341
00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:10,652
Here's your coffee,
Mr. flemings.
342
00:15:12,154 --> 00:15:15,156
So I guess that "hey" guy
won't be around anymore.
343
00:15:15,055 --> 00:15:16,121
Yeah.
344
00:15:16,106 --> 00:15:18,408
The sad thing is, uh...
345
00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:22,442
[VOICE BREAKING] He was about
the best friend I ever had.
346
00:15:25,288 --> 00:15:26,488
Hey.
347
00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:30,792
Hey?
348
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:33,441
Hey!
349
00:15:33,354 --> 00:15:35,389
[SNIFFLES]
350
00:15:35,331 --> 00:15:37,098
Hey!
351
00:15:37,052 --> 00:15:40,154
Hey.
352
00:15:40,049 --> 00:15:42,917
Hey!
353
00:15:42,823 --> 00:15:45,825
No, it just doesn't work.
354
00:15:45,723 --> 00:15:47,457
Welcome, everybody.
355
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:50,783
We are here today to reach out
to senior-citizen voters
356
00:15:50,665 --> 00:15:54,134
by honoring the first woman ever
to have voted in New York City
357
00:15:54,012 --> 00:15:56,714
as she casts a symbolic vote
for Winston!
358
00:15:59,656 --> 00:16:04,259
At age 107,
here's miss saundra Spencer!
359
00:16:04,087 --> 00:16:06,221
[PATRIOTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
360
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:11,909
[MUSIC STOP]
361
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,208
[MUSIC RESUMES]
362
00:16:20,537 --> 00:16:22,004
[MUSIC STOP]
363
00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:25,048
[MUSIC RESUMES]
364
00:16:30,803 --> 00:16:33,337
There you have it,
ladies and gentlemen.
365
00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:35,659
New York City's
oldest woman voter
366
00:16:35,585 --> 00:16:38,253
casting her vote
for senator Winston.
367
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,767
[BELL DINGS]
368
00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:43,978
Did I mention she's 107?
369
00:16:46,265 --> 00:16:47,432
Mike...
370
00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:49,847
I wouldn't.
Caitlin and Trevor are in there.
371
00:16:49,804 --> 00:16:51,771
I wonder
how she's taking it.
372
00:16:51,717 --> 00:16:52,883
CAITLIN: You ass!
373
00:16:52,863 --> 00:16:54,197
[GLASS BREAKS]
374
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,482
Better than I thought.
375
00:16:57,423 --> 00:16:59,491
Caitie, chill!
376
00:16:59,431 --> 00:17:01,232
CAITLIN: Chill?!
377
00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:02,684
Ugh!
378
00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:05,920
So, uh...
Did you tell her yet?
379
00:17:07,848 --> 00:17:10,984
And now Mike slides in
to pick up the pieces.
380
00:17:10,876 --> 00:17:13,945
And what a lot of pieces.
381
00:17:13,841 --> 00:17:17,243
Can you believe him? We were
married for three months,
382
00:17:17,124 --> 00:17:20,027
and the whole time
he was a fraud, a sham, a liar!
383
00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:22,364
It's understandable
that you're mad right now.
384
00:17:22,289 --> 00:17:24,424
I just want you to know
that if you need me,
385
00:17:24,362 --> 00:17:26,663
I am here for you.
386
00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:30,665
Ugh!
387
00:17:32,555 --> 00:17:35,057
Actually, you know what?
I'll be out here for you.
388
00:17:41,131 --> 00:17:42,632
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
389
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,167
I told you...
390
00:17:57,122 --> 00:17:59,223
you leave the brie out,
this is what happens.
391
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,163
This is all part
of my sting operation.
392
00:18:01,106 --> 00:18:02,340
That building manager
393
00:18:02,318 --> 00:18:04,452
may be able to stomach
one token gay couple,
394
00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,257
but let's see him deal
with this.
395
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,910
Mr. Heywood,
may I have a word?
396
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,256
See? See?
397
00:18:10,224 --> 00:18:12,759
Let me guess... you have
a problem with this party.
398
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,815
No, I got you another key
to the laundry room.
399
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:21,213
And I love doing laundry
because I'm gay.
400
00:18:21,988 --> 00:18:23,322
Oh, my God! Flames!
401
00:18:23,296 --> 00:18:25,663
That's right, pal.
I'm flaming. Nice.
402
00:18:25,591 --> 00:18:27,192
No, fire!
403
00:18:27,153 --> 00:18:28,654
Everybody out!
404
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,554
We're already out, pal,
and proud of it!
405
00:18:31,839 --> 00:18:33,773
Carter, the place is on fire!
Come on!
406
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,322
No, no, no.
That's exactly what he wants.
407
00:18:36,238 --> 00:18:37,772
I'm staying right here.
408
00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:40,239
[FIRE ALARM BEEPING]
409
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,828
Oh, I think
I made my point!
410
00:18:49,564 --> 00:18:51,833
This could be
another 15 minutes
411
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,199
before it's ready
to throw again.
412
00:18:54,123 --> 00:18:55,691
I'm sorry about that.
413
00:18:55,654 --> 00:18:58,055
I-I was kind of upset
earlier.
414
00:18:57,981 --> 00:18:59,549
But, uh, listen...
415
00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:01,879
now that you've, uh,
calmed down a little
416
00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:03,941
and, uh, put Trevor
behind you,
417
00:19:03,879 --> 00:19:06,815
maybe we could go out
and get some dinner.
418
00:19:06,716 --> 00:19:10,452
I haven't put Trevor
behind me.
419
00:19:10,318 --> 00:19:11,552
Really?
420
00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:13,197
Where'd you put him?
421
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:17,254
Look...
422
00:19:17,237 --> 00:19:20,105
he came to me,
and we had a long talk,
423
00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:22,412
and he told me
that he felt terrible
424
00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:23,971
about hurting me,
425
00:19:23,932 --> 00:19:26,600
and it was all based
on insecurity.
426
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:30,116
And in a weird way,
I actually feel closer to him.
427
00:19:33,336 --> 00:19:37,272
All right...
let me get this straight.
428
00:19:37,129 --> 00:19:42,300
The guy fakes an accent...
And you like him even more.
429
00:19:43,729 --> 00:19:45,164
Yes.
430
00:19:45,132 --> 00:19:48,334
[INDIAN ACCENT] Then there is
something I must be telling you.
431
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,533
Hey, Stuart.
432
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:57,554
I just want to thank you
for saving rags from the fire.
433
00:19:57,555 --> 00:19:59,465
Saving him?
I was just using him
434
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,934
to shield my face
from the flames.
435
00:20:01,857 --> 00:20:03,291
I'm glad no one got hurt.
436
00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:06,529
It's amazing the fire department
got there so quickly.
437
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:09,651
Yeah...
A little too quickly.
438
00:20:10,719 --> 00:20:13,555
Maybe they staged it
to get us out.
439
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,196
Carter, think about it.
440
00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:16,751
You started the fire.
441
00:20:16,713 --> 00:20:18,681
Oh, they're good!
442
00:21:15,258 --> 00:21:17,859
MAN: Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
443
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,093
(BARKING)
444
00:21:19,143 --> 00:21:23,693
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