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I don't know what
you sleep in at home,
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but I don't generally allow
cowboy boots in my bed.
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You afraid they might
scuff your nfl sheets?
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I think we can both be proud
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of what we did to the
Pittsburgh steelers tonight.
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I guess this is good night.
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Oh. You know, listen.
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I'm sorry. I, uh...
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I should've said something
earlier, but, uh...
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You're welcome to stay here
tonight if you'd like to.
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Oh. Did I just get
the obligatory invite?
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Well, it would only
seem fair after...
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Your obligatory...
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Best sex I ever had.
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Uh, look, Mike,
I appreciate the offer,
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but I got a really
busy day tomorrow.
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I like my space when I
sleep, and besides...
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All my stuff is at home.
All my stuff is at home.
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That's my line.
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I mean, I've said that,
like, a thousand times.
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3 times.
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Look, Mike, what we just did
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doesn't really change
our relationship.
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Au contraire.
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I think it makes it way better.
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Look, you don't have to
send me flowers, all right?
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You don't have to call me.
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I'm the same girl I was
40 minutes ago.
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You wanna be a pal and
round that up to an hour?
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Wow, I feel so used.
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Yes!
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Whoa!
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Yeah!
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I take it things went well
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with Laurie over the weekend?
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Well, that's none
of your business...
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Whether you're wrong or whether
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you're unbelievably right.
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O.k., changing the subject,
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there's a reserved
diplomatic parking space
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on the upper West side,
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nowhere near the United nations
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or any of the embassies,
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and here's the funny part-
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Stuart, it's right in front
of your apartment.
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Really?
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And the car that parks there,
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it's the same one you
drive to work every day.
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O.k. This is getting weird.
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Well, the spot's gone,
the car's towed,
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and pay these tickets
at your leisure.
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All right, everybody,
let's get out there
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and hey, let's govern
this city.
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It's a new line. I'm trying it out.
Give me a break.
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Hey, James,
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want to get together for lunch?
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Sorry, Carter, I can't.
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Hey, scooter,
why do you disappear
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every day at lunch?
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It's kind of personal.
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Personal like a sick relative
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or personal like a rash?
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I'd just rather keep it
to myself.
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Rash.
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Sir, janelle has been
working with us
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for some time now.
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No raises, Mike.
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That settles that.
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Uh-uh!
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Mr. Mayor, we both know
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how hard it is to find
a good assistant
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in new York city.
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Sir, Mike and janelle
would like to see you.
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Mr. Mayor, I would even
be in here asking,
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but someone abolished
rent control.
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Why don't you let me
think about it.
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I plan to do some thinking
this afternoon.
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I'll try to squeeze it in.
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Going somewhere, James?
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Uh... lunch.
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What's in the bag?
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A big lunch.
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I can't believe your life is
so hollow, so meaningless,
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that you would follow-
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are you coming or not?
Let me get my coat.
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Did Laurie call for me?
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Even better.
She stopped by.
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Great.
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I thought we could
eat... talk...
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Maybe... make out
a little.
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And they say it's hard to get
in to see the deputy mayor.
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Uh, listen, I'll just be
a few minutes.
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No biggie.
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Did you hear that?
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No biggie.
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I could go in now.
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I could go in later.
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I could stand out here
and dance a little jig.
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And it's no biggie.
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I have found the perfect woman.
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I used to think Claudia
was the perfect woman
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until she ripped my heart out.
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Believe you me, Mike,
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they're all
commitment-hungry bundles
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of pure evil!
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Cancel Paul's lunch
with the women's caucus.
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Yo, James!
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I think you reach
a point in dating
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when it's smart to find out
the other person's views,
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you know, their belief system,
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really their outlook on life.
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Hit me.
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Thin Elvis or fat Elvis?
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Fat Elvis.
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Cigars in public places?
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You got a match?
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3 stooges?
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Woop-woop-woop-woop!
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Very impressive. The judges
are beside themselves.
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Now for the dismount.
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How do you feel
about commitment?
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Not looking for it.
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She sticks the landing!
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Look, Mike, I've been done
that path before, you know.
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I'm just really not
looking for that now.
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I'm working on myself
and my career.
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I'm really just looking
to have some fun.
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Will you marry me?
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Absolutely not.
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Which is why I proposed.
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How about dinner tonight?
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Can't. My mom's in town
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for our biannual "why don't I
have grandchildren?" dinner.
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Yikes. Listen,
I don't have any plans.
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There's really no reason I
couldn't come by, if you want.
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I don't know, meeting
each other's parents?
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It's not a good idea.
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look, she doesn't
want commitment.
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She doesn't want you
to meet her mom.
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Now leave it alone.
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I could just drop by.
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Idiot!
What are you doing?
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Mike, I'm not sure that
would be a good idea.
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Right. Say no more.
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I know how moms are.
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I was just trying to help out.
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Believe me, I don't want to go.
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Yes, you do!
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Oh, no, I don't.
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What?
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Nothing.
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James, I said I was sorry 100 times.
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O.k., perhaps
you didn't understand me.
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We aren't talking.
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There's nothing to be
embarrassed about.
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Why would you feel
you had to hide this?
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Aye, aye, cap'n!
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When's the next cruise
to the geek Islands?
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I guess I thought Stuart
would make fun of me.
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As long as you're
gonna waste your time
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out there with those boatniks,
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why don't you try
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to win that race
they have every day?
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Don't listen to him.
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Don't let him corrupt
something so pure.
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Life is about dominating
other people.
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Life is about finding
inner peace!
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O.k. You guys
are weirding me out.
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So I'm taking my boat
and little James,
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and I am going home.
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Whoa!
That's little James?
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Uh-huh.
I made him myself.
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So when you said
you spent last night
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shellacking little James...
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You were being literal?
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What did you think?
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Nothing.
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Just forget what I said
about buffing little Stuart.
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Why am I here again?
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Moral support.
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Oh, right, right.
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Anything for you, janelle.
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You're still gonna get me those
extra 3-ring binders, right?
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You got it.
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I am so sorry
to keep you waiting.
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sir, your car's ready. It's
right in front of the mansion.
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Nadine, I'm at the office.
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Oh... then it'll be
a few minutes.
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Can you believe her?
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She's not the sharpest
tool in the shed.
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Ha ha ha!
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Her I. q. Hits 40,
she should sell.
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Janelle, I'm gonna
give you that raise.
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Thank you, mr. Mayor.
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As long as we're on
the subject of raises...
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Paul, fetch my cognac
and 2 snifters
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so we can celebrate.
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You betcha, sir.
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Looks like we're both gonna
be winners today, huh?
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If it's o. k. With you,
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I'm giving you
a promotion as well.
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I can find a way
to live with that.
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I'd like you to be
my assistant.
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Mr. Mayor, I'm honored,
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but, sir, Nadine's
your assistant.
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No, I fired her 2 days ago.
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She just hasn't checked
her voicemail yet.
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You know, the waiter
is handsome.
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He's gay.
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You always have to find
some little flaw to pick at.
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Laurie?
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Unbelievable!
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You mind telling me
what the odds are here?
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Oh... about zero?
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I thought we were doing
our own thing tonight.
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Yeah, I'm just meeting a Buddy.
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Oh.
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Carol parres.
Please, join us.
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Whatever you do,
don't sit down.
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You can get out
of this.
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Pretend you're
sleepwalking.
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Uh... Mike Flaherty.
Don't mind if I do.
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You're on your own.
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Lisa Garrett just got engaged.
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I guess she's the last to go.
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Wait a second.
Who am I forgetting?
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Subtle, mom.
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Did you hear Jenny got married?
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Yes, mom.
She's my sister.
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Look, I didn't want
to do this here,
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because I haven't talked
to Mike about it yet,
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but... Mike and I
aren't just dating.
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I feel like this is the most important
relationship I've ever been in.
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I feel...
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Exactly the same way.
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I'm crazy about you.
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Oh!
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You are so beautiful.
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Oh!
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If this goes any further,
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I may have to ask you to leave.
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Breathe, mom!
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And uh-you're
the deputy mayor?
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Of the whole city.
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I have to call Sylvia
and tell her
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that her doctor son-in-law
can kiss my ass.
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I am so glad you showed up.
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I am so glad I came.
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You were amazing.
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You were amazing.
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She totally bought it.
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Yeah.
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What?
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This'll keep my mom
off my back for 6 months.
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Thank you so much.
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Yeah-no problem.
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It was uh-
it was fun...
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Pretending.
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Look, I'm gonna make sure
she gets home o. k.,
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but after that,
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I'm coming over to your place.
264
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I wanna deliver
your academy award personally.
265
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,012
Bye.
266
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,455
listen to that baby go!
267
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,324
Stuart, I'm not putting a
blender engine in my boat.
268
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,495
James, you're going to war.
269
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,263
Some guy comes at you
with an ak-47,
270
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,531
what are you gonna do?
271
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,101
I don't know.
Make him a daiquiri?
272
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,271
Stuart, the guy
doesn't wanna race.
273
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,774
James, there's this great
little Lake upstate.
274
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,442
Next weekend,
we will go up there
275
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,844
and sail your boat.
276
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,045
Oh, that sounds nice.
277
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,147
First of all,
he's hitting on you.
278
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:40,019
Secondly, 1o speeds, baby!
279
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,054
You pop that sucker
into liquefy,
280
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,189
you go!
281
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,096
She's not interested
in going any further.
282
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,933
Me, I'm already picturing
a house in Connecticut,
283
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,769
a couple of Mike juniors
running in the yard,
284
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,139
me tootling around the
neighborhood in my new Porsche.
285
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,475
Why not?
My wife's a lawyer.
286
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,745
It's time to be honest.
287
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:10,916
How long can you go on
having great, meaningless sex?
288
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,019
What's the record?
289
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,255
The way I see it,
you have 2 choices here.
290
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,123
You can either
keep playing games,
291
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,958
or tell her how you feel.
292
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,361
Wanna hear the surefire winner?
Never mind.
293
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,563
No, no, no.
294
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,231
You don't want to hear this.
295
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,434
O.k., Paul,
296
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,269
I'm pretty sure
this'll be the only time
297
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,504
I ever say this to you
in your life.
298
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,141
Tell me what works
with the ladies.
299
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,777
If you want this relationship
300
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,612
to move to the next level,
301
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,514
you gotta get her
to sleep over.
302
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,449
He's right.
303
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,284
You can date
until the end of time,
304
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:48,387
but not until you wake up
wearing that guy's t-shirt
305
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,289
are you in it
for the long haul.
306
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,158
Pauly...
307
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,938
Mm. Don't let me
fall asleep.
308
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,374
Oh. No, no.
Don't worry, I won't.
309
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,409
O.k.
310
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,778
# hush little baby #
311
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,014
# don't say a word #
312
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:19,318
# mama's gonna buy you
a mockingbird #
313
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:22,855
# if that mockingbird
don't sing #
314
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,958
# mama's gonna... #
315
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,394
# do some other thing #
316
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,197
what other thing is mama doing?
317
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,199
Don't you worry about mama.
318
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,368
Mama keeps herself busy.
319
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,505
I gotta go.
320
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,507
Uh-you know,
I- I, uh...
321
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,042
I just had this urge.
322
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,511
When was the last time
you played monopoly?
323
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,713
Oh, Mike, I'm exhausted.
324
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,051
You know what it is, I think
you need to eat something.
325
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,719
That would perk you up.
326
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,221
How about I get you
some warm milk?
327
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,856
Turkey leg?
328
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,459
I had a great time.
329
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,240
Do you realize we forgot
to have sex tonight?
330
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,744
I've got to get
more post-its.
331
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,917
It probably wouldn't
have mattered anyway.
332
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,885
If I got within
10 feet of that bed,
333
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,154
I would've been
out like a light.
334
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:33,792
Whoo!
335
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,260
Isn't this sexy?
336
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,329
You sure you can handle this?
337
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,799
no talking.
338
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,943
Phew.
339
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,014
You'll start today?
340
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,882
I need to speak
with Mike about this
341
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,650
before we make it official.
342
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,719
Well, I could
speak to Mike for you.
343
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:01,987
You're willing to do that?
344
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,255
Absolutely.
345
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,925
You're the mayor.
You have to learn to say "no. "
346
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,896
Sir? My senior citizen group is
347
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:13,032
putting on a production
of a chorus line...
348
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,533
I'll be there.
349
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,937
Damn.
350
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:21,907
James!
351
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:23,842
Almost race time.
What's it gonna be?
352
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,778
Or you a winner or a loser?
353
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,780
Actually, I've been
thinking about it,
354
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,282
and I'm not a competitive
kind of guy.
355
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,283
O.k.
356
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,719
I thought you might
say that, so...
357
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,087
I took the liberty
358
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,489
of putting the blender
motor in your boat.
359
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,891
Stuart!
360
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,727
He spent a year with his
grandfather building that boat,
361
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,028
and you defiled it.
362
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,329
How dare you?
363
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,567
Does it go really fast?
364
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,475
Morning, buttercup.
365
00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,411
Morning?
366
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,612
Yeah, it's morning.
367
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,848
The sun's up,
birds are chirping.
368
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:06,185
Garbagemen are regretting
their career choice.
369
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,687
How about a kiss?
370
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,789
"City hall
softball team. "
371
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,624
Whose shirt is this?
372
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,460
That would be mine.
373
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,562
Mike, where are my clothes?
374
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,364
Oh. They're, uh...
375
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,269
In your drawer.
376
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,475
Hey, doesn't everything seem
377
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,709
different this morning?
378
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,579
You're telling me.
I slept in my contacts.
379
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,080
So what do you wanna do?
380
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,182
Go for a walk?
Read the paper?
381
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,751
I could make you an omelet.
382
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,153
I- I think I'm just
gonna get going.
383
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,761
You ready?
384
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,797
I've never felt so alive
in my entire life.
385
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,466
Well, that's not saying much,
386
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,135
but I know what you mean.
387
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,436
Let's kick some ass!
388
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,073
My God, I just cursed.
389
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,441
You'll get used to it.
390
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,376
Get ready.
They're about to fire the gun!
391
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,180
go!
392
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,956
My boat.
393
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,760
I thought that might happen.
394
00:19:22,796 --> 00:19:24,897
Tough break.
395
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,277
Mike, janelle works
for me now.
396
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,313
Hope we're still on
for lunch.
397
00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:44,116
Call janelle to confirm.
398
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,922
is every woman in my life
gonna reject me today?
399
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,390
You haven't been rejected.
400
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,226
You haven't even told Laurie
how you feel about her.
401
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,428
It's like our time
together is choreographed.
402
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,864
There's never an awkward moment
in the conversation.
403
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:02,201
We both laugh
at the exact same things.
404
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,236
We never miss
when we go to hold hands.
405
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,337
You got it made.
406
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,405
She spelled it out.
407
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,806
She doesn't want commitment.
408
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,575
You ever think
she's saying that
409
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,377
because she thinks
that's what you wanna hear?
410
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,878
Is that what you do?
411
00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:14,680
I don't have the discipline.
412
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,549
You wouldn't get those vibes
413
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,251
if she wasn't putting them out.
414
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,686
You know what to do.
415
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:25,991
Mike, why is it I had to
rush over here to see you?
416
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,426
O.k.
417
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,729
O.k., uh...
418
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,300
O.k.
419
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,637
All right. We've established
that you're o. k.
420
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,239
Laurie, uh...
421
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,811
I love you.
422
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,883
You heard me, right?
423
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,645
I gotta go pee.
424
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,218
Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
425
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,022
moo.
426
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:07,622
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