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I fucked with that girl
and now she's punishing me for it.
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- You made me go mad.
- You're making me mad now.
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- We are Cook and Effy.
- We've never met.
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I'm not scared.
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You're no good
for me, Cook.
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I need John.
He'll make me better.
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- You're John Foster.
- And you must be Freddie.
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Can't let you have her,
I'm afraid.
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She really does love you,
you know.
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♪ Thought it was a nightmare ♪
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♪ Lo, it's all so true, ♪
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♪ They told me,
"Don't go walkin' slow" ♪
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♪ "'Cause Devil's on the loose." ♪
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♪ Better run through the jungle ♪
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♪ Better run through the jungle ♪
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♪ Better run through the jungle ♪
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♪ Woah, don't look
back to see. ♪
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♪ Thought I heard a rumblin' ♪
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♪ Callin' to my name ♪
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♪ Two hundred million guns
are loaded ♪
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♪ Satan cries, "Take aim!" ♪
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♪ Better run through the jungle ♪
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♪ Better run through the jungle ♪
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♪ Better run through the jungle ♪
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♪ Woah, don't look
back to see ♪
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♪ Over on the mountain ♪
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♪ Thunder magic spoke ♪
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♪ "Let the people know
my wisdom" ♪
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♪ "Fill the land with smoke" ♪
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♪ Better run through the jungle ♪
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♪ Better run through the jungle ♪
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♪ Better run through the jungle ♪
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Three.
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- Woah, don't look back to see #
- Four. Shit.
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Come on, get up!
Five...
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Come on!
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Freds?
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I'm wearing your best tee.
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Anything?
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Only in my head.
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He's talking in my head.
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What's our Fred saying?
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He's saying
they're all fucking mad.
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Two, three and... go!
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Yup.
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Where's Panda gone?
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What's she doing?
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Oh my God!
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You're going the wrong way!
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Go, Panda.
They're all after you.
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Bounce to me!
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Ems! I'm back!
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No!
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Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh, shit.
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Hi.
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I got eggs.
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We can have eggs, yeah?
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And Red Bulls
and pain au chocolat and...
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I got the heat.
What?
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She'd been snoring
like that all night.
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What?
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You were both
so fucking trashed.
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So I slept in the sofa
with Panda.
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Right.
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She's quite cute.
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For a straight girl.
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Wow. In the scud.
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- When did that happen?
- I didn't notice.
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Good thing. You might have got
you know...
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Tempted...
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I was wrecked.
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Yeah.
You were both pissing corn.
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Like I said, cute.
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Is this bad?
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You all need your breakfast?
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I can fry you,
poach you, scramble you.
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Do you any way you like.
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But shower though,
cause, Ems...
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You smell of something
and it ain't roses.
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Couldn't you have just brought me
some grapes or something?
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Grapes are for chipmunks.
This is so better.
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I wrote you a song,
I just can't get the hang of...
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Tit and piss,
the instructions were in Japanese!
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Oh, fuck me up
the arse three ways!
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- Come on, you nonky cunt!
- Language!
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Great, innit? I've been practising.
Oh, I've got it!
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Scrapey, scrapey for you,
shakey, shakey for you.
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What for?
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Life.
Can't stand still, can we?
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So this is gonna
cheer you up.
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♪ Some days are disasters ♪
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♪ That you wish could just end ♪
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♪ Other days are bastards ♪
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♪ Just like a bad boyfriend ♪
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♪ But it makes me feel
much worse than this ♪
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♪ To see a face masked
with a frown ♪
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♪ I'm not telling you to smile,
but don't be down ♪
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♪ Don't be down, my friend ♪
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♪ Don't do your wrist
any harm ♪
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♪ You don't belong
on a funny farm ♪
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♪ And I'd rather see you in a party
dress than in a hospital gown ♪
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♪ I'm not telling you to smile,
but don't be down ♪
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Do, do, do, do, do, do.
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- Do, do, do, do, do, do.
- Did you write that?
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Oh, fuck me!
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Seems nice.
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Met her at Dojo's.
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Hit it off. You know.
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Like a whirlwind romance.
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Yeah, well,
we got chatting.
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Did you?
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No.
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Well... least
you're moving on.
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Yeah. Yeah,
I'm well over Eff. Finito.
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It's like... liberating, yeah.
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- Good.
- Moving on.
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I'm looking
forward to meeting...
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Phew, fucking hell! I'm never
having the mezze platter again.
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I opened the window a bit,
you know.
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Naomi, Arcia.
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- Pardon?
- Arcia.
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Sorry, I didn't quite...
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Arcia.
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Arcia?!
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Arcia, all right?
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Yeah, it's fine.
Arcia, Arcia.
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It's pretty...
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- Arcia.
- Cheers.
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Listen, lover,
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I think I lost my pissing thong
in the bus station.
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Er, did you?
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You know I fucking did,
stud man!
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He's a little criminal.
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That is what they say.
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Yeah.
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I'm not going!
I'm fine here! Leave me alone!
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Sometimes
it's hard to move on.
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How are you, Elizabeth?
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Better.
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Sure?
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No.
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Your mother
wants you to go home.
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She says she can look
after you there.
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- Is that good?
- Good?
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You know better than that,
Elizabeth.
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We have to forget about
good and bad.
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My boyfriend ran away.
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That was bad.
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How can we know?
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If only we knew
how things will turn out.
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Yeah.
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I came to tell you that
I'm leaving my job here.
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You?
You're leaving?
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Don't be upset.
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I think...
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Maybe it's time.
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Do I say thank you?
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We don't know yet.
But I think...
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Yes, you could be something
I'm proud of.
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I'll never forget you.
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No.
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You won't.
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Goodbye, Elizabeth.
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Goodbye.
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Effy, Effy...
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Freds?
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I thought you didn't
sleep with her any more.
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Yeah, well,
people keep moving in.
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Isn't what you told me,
that's all.
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Mandy, we haven't done
anything.
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So, I don't why...
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I mean,
we didn't do anything last night.
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Did we?
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You wanted to.
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If you hadn't been totally
fucking AWOL...
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No. I didn't.
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Yeah?
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Otherwise,
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what have we been doing?
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What have you been doing?
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She thinks I'm straight!
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What?
How do you even...
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Said it when she was
looking at my tits, didn't she?
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Bit fucked up, that.
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I don't want to be
fucked around, Emily.
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Just cos she won't
take you to Goa.
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Don't.
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I'd take you.
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We'd go dancing.
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Sleep in a hut.
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I'd make love to you
on the beach.
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Isn't that
what you want?
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Ems! Mandy!
Breakfast!
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Oh, yeah. There's someone here
you've got to meet.
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You're Freddie's sister.
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Yeah.
Thomas, right?
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I thought maybe
he's hiding in here.
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Why would he hide
from you?
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I don't know.
But something's not right.
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So I want to...
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I don't fit here.
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I don't think it matters.
I don't fit anywhere.
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But I like
all the wrong things.
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- Like?
- You know.
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Gossip Girl, Davina,
Dick Van Dyke,
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Lady And The Tramp,
Hannah Montana,
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Monster Trucks,
Dancing On Ice,
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mojitos, Rio Ferdinand,
Marsala Zone, Pop Tarts,
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Jude Law's accent in Cold Mountain,
hair straighteners, Love Actually,
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Kylie, Whitney, Britney, Robbie,
Brucie, L'Oreal, Wild At Heart,
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milk,
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Comic Relief, ponies,
Posh, Becks, pecs,
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
and heavy petting.
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Oh, I fucking love that!
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Anyway, Freddie doesn't
mind what I like.
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If they knew where he was,
they'd tell me, right?
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00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:26,051
Let's ask.
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I like to run.
I run like a dog.
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Cute.
So what are you doing here?
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Oh, Katie has a plan.
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I'm supposed to teach her French
for her interview.
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00:16:38,261 --> 00:16:40,979
You know, Panda notices
that we are a little too friendly.
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She's jealous,
and she wants me back
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because she can't stand to see me
giving Katie French.
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It's a good plan, yes?
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Go for it dog man.
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- Panda?
- Yo.
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You're looking happy.
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Am I? That's weird.
I'm suicidal, obviously.
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Because your boyfriend smashed
your heart into 1,000 pieces
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seven months ago?
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Yup. He did that.
Tragic, ain't it?
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Bummer.
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Thomas is coming round
to Naomi's later
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to give me French lessons
for my interview.
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That's kind of him,
isn't it?
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Yeah, kind.
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00:17:32,608 --> 00:17:34,745
Hmm, you like a bit
of cheese cake, innit?
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00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:38,960
Well, this is... nice,
isn't it?
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00:17:38,995 --> 00:17:41,420
Yeah, it's nice.
I think it's nice.
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00:17:41,455 --> 00:17:44,839
I'm doing cocktails.
Who wants a Ball Breaker?
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00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,415
- Um...
- I've got rum,
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creme de menthe, ouzo
and... rum.
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- I'm fine.
- No, I'm all right, thanks.
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Oh, come on!
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00:17:56,106 --> 00:17:58,901
What's wrong with everyone?!
It's nearly half eleven.
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I'll have one. I love that
creme de menth-ay stuff.
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Makes you piss green, innit?
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00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:04,129
There you go.
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Come on, you pussies.
Ball Breakers. They're cool.
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00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,743
If Effy's having one,
you can all fucking...
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00:18:13,616 --> 00:18:15,030
What did you call her?
253
00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:18,663
Um... I might have
made a slight...
254
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Her name's Arcia,
for fuck sakes!
255
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,965
Why's everybody weirding her?
256
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,965
Yeah. Your friends
are weirdal, Cook.
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They don't half fucking stare,
do 'ey?
258
00:18:33,032 --> 00:18:34,221
Oh, man!
259
00:18:34,256 --> 00:18:36,294
Um, I just remembered,
you gotta go.
260
00:18:36,329 --> 00:18:36,847
What?
261
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,193
Something's come up.
I've gotta, um...
262
00:18:39,228 --> 00:18:40,751
But we was gonna
get piercings.
263
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,215
Yeah, yeah,
and we will soon.
264
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,737
- Soon...
- What the fuck?!
265
00:18:43,772 --> 00:18:46,958
You said you was gonna be
right up my alley, wasn't it?
266
00:18:46,998 --> 00:18:50,169
Yeah...
267
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:51,579
Yeah, bye.
268
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:54,821
Screw you!
269
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:56,764
Did I do that?
270
00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:58,767
Yeah, you kinda.
271
00:19:04,224 --> 00:19:05,098
I'll go.
272
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,622
Cook...
273
00:19:11,405 --> 00:19:12,801
I'm losing it, man.
274
00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:14,246
Cook, come and
talk to me.
275
00:19:16,912 --> 00:19:19,031
I never clocked
that she looked like Eff, I swear.
276
00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:20,787
Chrissakes,
stop being a tit.
277
00:19:21,707 --> 00:19:22,618
Freddie.
278
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,684
Something's up.
279
00:19:25,426 --> 00:19:28,284
Look, Karen, I've asked around.
There is no sign of Freds.
280
00:19:28,319 --> 00:19:29,749
He's legged it,
that's all there is.
281
00:19:29,784 --> 00:19:31,023
You owe him, Cook.
282
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,661
When you ran off last year,
who came looking for you?
283
00:19:33,696 --> 00:19:34,866
That's only cos I took his girl
with me...
284
00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:38,182
You stupid bastard!
285
00:19:38,217 --> 00:19:40,278
- What is wrong with you all?
- Fuck.
286
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,886
You find him.
You fucking find my brother.
287
00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:45,153
Karen, I'm sorry.
288
00:19:45,188 --> 00:19:47,008
- I miss him too.
- No, you don't.
289
00:19:47,518 --> 00:19:48,881
Nobody loves him
like I do.
290
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:50,800
Not even
that crazy bitch, Effy.
291
00:19:52,437 --> 00:19:54,362
He's all I've got.
292
00:19:55,058 --> 00:19:56,697
God knows
he's all you've got.
293
00:19:58,954 --> 00:20:00,597
Read that and tell me
there is nothing wrong.
294
00:20:00,972 --> 00:20:02,669
I'll give you a blowjob
every day for a year
295
00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:03,921
if that's
all you care about.
296
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,936
You've got me wrong,
Karen.
297
00:20:11,946 --> 00:20:12,378
Show me.
298
00:20:46,891 --> 00:20:48,690
So do I, Freds.
299
00:20:50,822 --> 00:20:52,221
So do I.
300
00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:21,107
Come on.
301
00:21:21,142 --> 00:21:22,491
Where's everybody going?
302
00:21:23,969 --> 00:21:25,535
- Hey.
- Hey.
303
00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:26,903
I'm going.
304
00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:28,516
The atmosphere's
not great in there.
305
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,908
Naom's caning
the spliff again.
306
00:21:30,943 --> 00:21:32,168
Yeah, and the rest.
307
00:21:32,637 --> 00:21:34,849
Well, let's go get
some of that baby food.
308
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,379
Hi, Tommo.
309
00:21:43,414 --> 00:21:46,590
Panda. Katie, are you ready
for some French?
310
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,406
Yes, thanks, Thomas, I'd love some.
You remember I said...
311
00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:50,574
Yeah, I remember.
312
00:21:54,005 --> 00:21:55,212
I'm pretty cool, huh?
313
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,154
Do you think she cares?
314
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:57,145
Oh, she cares.
315
00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,627
What's going on in there?
316
00:22:00,378 --> 00:22:01,878
Je ne sais rien, putain.
(Fuck, I don't know anything)
317
00:22:01,974 --> 00:22:04,159
- Huh?
- It's time for our lesson, Katie.
318
00:22:06,212 --> 00:22:07,395
Where's everybody gone?
319
00:22:12,181 --> 00:22:13,204
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
320
00:22:14,424 --> 00:22:16,254
- What is it?
- It's Mandy.
321
00:22:16,392 --> 00:22:19,134
Yeah, yeah.
You can dance. Come on.
322
00:22:19,484 --> 00:22:21,328
I gotta get going.
323
00:22:21,363 --> 00:22:22,403
No. No.
324
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,191
Everyone's so fucking pissy.
325
00:22:28,186 --> 00:22:31,687
Come on. Emsy's got the gob on
and I wanna party.
326
00:22:31,722 --> 00:22:33,383
That's all we have to do.
327
00:22:33,984 --> 00:22:36,320
OK. Why not?
328
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,792
There you go. You hear that?
Why not.
329
00:22:42,401 --> 00:22:44,709
Let's have
a bit more volume.
330
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,119
Better!
331
00:23:21,649 --> 00:23:23,127
You dance pretty good...
332
00:23:23,162 --> 00:23:24,740
for a straight girl.
333
00:23:25,753 --> 00:23:28,520
Yeah. We...
We had problems.
334
00:23:28,555 --> 00:23:31,883
Me and Emsy.
Cos... Cos I was...
335
00:23:32,486 --> 00:23:34,576
I was bad, and...
336
00:23:35,149 --> 00:23:36,593
That right, Ems?
337
00:23:38,337 --> 00:23:39,456
See?
338
00:23:40,391 --> 00:23:41,547
I'm forgiven.
339
00:23:42,637 --> 00:23:45,361
It's just been heaven
these last months.
340
00:23:46,043 --> 00:23:47,537
Fucking heaven.
341
00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:53,325
I'm only saying...
342
00:23:54,657 --> 00:23:56,426
I'm only saying
because...
343
00:23:59,391 --> 00:24:00,554
Naomi...
344
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:08,995
Eh?
345
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:10,679
If you don't want her...
346
00:24:11,405 --> 00:24:12,480
I do.
347
00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:44,607
Combien de fois
allons-nous baiser?
348
00:24:46,158 --> 00:24:48,312
Combien de fois
nous allons baiser?
349
00:24:48,347 --> 00:24:49,539
It's future conditional.
350
00:24:52,145 --> 00:24:53,100
Hang on, let me try again.
351
00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:56,325
Combien de fois...
nous allons baiser?
352
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,360
Awful.
You're actually terrible.
353
00:24:58,912 --> 00:25:00,715
I know. I'm terrible.
354
00:25:00,755 --> 00:25:02,454
Let me try again.
355
00:25:02,494 --> 00:25:06,430
Combien de fois
nous... allons... baiser.
356
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:07,554
Not even close!
357
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,401
Watch my lips,
listen to how I say it.
358
00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:12,164
Combien de fois
allons-nous baiser.
359
00:25:12,204 --> 00:25:17,186
Alright, I think I've got it.
Combien de fois nous allons baiser?
360
00:25:17,221 --> 00:25:19,570
No, you're not listening.
One more time.
361
00:25:20,011 --> 00:25:22,641
Combien de fois
allons-nous baiser.
362
00:25:27,478 --> 00:25:28,338
Try this one...
363
00:25:30,915 --> 00:25:34,358
OK... Tes mamelons
se leveront pour moi.
364
00:25:35,896 --> 00:25:37,678
- What the fuck's "mamelons"?
- These.
365
00:25:37,718 --> 00:25:41,450
You cheeky bastard. Honestly!
366
00:25:41,485 --> 00:25:43,591
I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry.
367
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,747
No, no, no.
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
368
00:25:52,053 --> 00:25:52,887
No, it wasn't...
369
00:25:52,922 --> 00:25:53,738
I thought we were...
370
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,038
No, that's not right.
371
00:25:57,742 --> 00:25:59,916
I'm such a dozy bitch!
372
00:26:00,293 --> 00:26:02,138
I didn't realise.
373
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:03,265
What?
374
00:26:03,305 --> 00:26:05,297
Don't make me say it,
Tommo.
375
00:26:18,213 --> 00:26:21,644
You are beautiful, Katie,
in so many ways.
376
00:26:22,818 --> 00:26:25,658
But I can't stop loving her.
Sorry.
377
00:26:30,386 --> 00:26:31,648
Oh, fuck!
378
00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:48,168
I love you.
379
00:26:50,372 --> 00:26:51,930
Don't lie.
380
00:27:04,218 --> 00:27:05,930
My mum's coming back
next week.
381
00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,408
Maybe you should go.
382
00:27:42,603 --> 00:27:43,750
Cook!
383
00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:47,765
What?
384
00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:50,264
Freds?
385
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,170
Hey, Fredster.
386
00:28:20,721 --> 00:28:22,056
Look where we ended up.
387
00:28:24,432 --> 00:28:26,742
All back
at Naomi Campbell's.
388
00:29:01,488 --> 00:29:02,882
Naomi...
389
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,180
Naomi!
390
00:29:05,626 --> 00:29:08,976
Bit loud. Bit loud!
391
00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:29,249
Fuck!
392
00:29:29,639 --> 00:29:30,313
What?
393
00:29:32,169 --> 00:29:34,340
Cook! Cook!
394
00:29:35,475 --> 00:29:37,560
What the fuck?!
What's happening?
395
00:29:37,626 --> 00:29:39,391
- Gotta go, Cookie, the fuzz.
- I'm on it.
396
00:29:39,392 --> 00:29:41,099
Open the door!
Police!
397
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,144
Always looking good
in lingerie, Panda.
398
00:29:46,457 --> 00:29:48,180
This is the police,
open the door!
399
00:29:54,432 --> 00:29:57,102
This is the police,
open the door.
400
00:29:57,142 --> 00:29:58,474
James Cook?
401
00:30:00,157 --> 00:30:03,129
Open the door.
This is your last chance.
402
00:30:05,262 --> 00:30:06,940
Right, OK, step back.
403
00:30:08,317 --> 00:30:09,659
James Cook!
404
00:30:09,686 --> 00:30:11,685
Police,
stay where you are!
405
00:30:11,762 --> 00:30:13,522
You, stay there.
406
00:30:14,293 --> 00:30:15,730
Where's James Cook?
407
00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:16,813
Where is he?
408
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,221
Come on.
409
00:30:28,257 --> 00:30:30,041
Yeah...
410
00:30:34,744 --> 00:30:36,387
You train pretty hard.
411
00:30:36,899 --> 00:30:37,750
Yeah.
412
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:39,255
I run fast...
413
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,737
like a dog.
414
00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:45,502
Perry, I'm still fucking
watching you, you know!
415
00:30:45,503 --> 00:30:49,463
17, 18, come on.
Shape. Shape. Move!
416
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:57,636
You just ran 400 metres
in 48.2 seconds.
417
00:30:57,671 --> 00:30:58,590
So?
418
00:30:58,625 --> 00:30:59,294
So?!
419
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,242
That would put you in the European
Junior Championships, that's all.
420
00:31:03,364 --> 00:31:05,822
I'm not from Europe.
I'm from Congo.
421
00:31:06,167 --> 00:31:07,654
So what you
doing here, then?
422
00:31:07,655 --> 00:31:10,644
Nothing.
I work. I run. So?
423
00:31:11,368 --> 00:31:12,396
No college?
424
00:31:13,764 --> 00:31:14,466
Why not?
425
00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:15,720
And I mind
my own business.
426
00:31:16,003 --> 00:31:16,991
Sure you do.
427
00:31:17,844 --> 00:31:20,754
You could be in university,
a shit-load of universities.
428
00:31:20,789 --> 00:31:23,709
You know, there are scholarships
for boys like you.
429
00:31:25,246 --> 00:31:26,216
Boys like me?
430
00:31:26,703 --> 00:31:30,013
Yes. Boys that run fast.
Problem?
431
00:31:32,212 --> 00:31:33,592
I can do many things.
432
00:31:33,698 --> 00:31:35,594
I don't have to run for Whitey
to get what I want.
433
00:31:37,091 --> 00:31:39,374
No? OK.
434
00:31:40,313 --> 00:31:44,035
Perry, if you do not put
that fag out of your mouth,
435
00:31:44,116 --> 00:31:46,712
I am going
to ram it up your arse.
436
00:31:49,747 --> 00:31:51,069
Neither do I.
437
00:31:52,604 --> 00:31:55,338
You... can call me.
438
00:31:58,812 --> 00:32:00,235
And fix your head.
439
00:32:01,074 --> 00:32:03,328
We gotta take our chances,
young blood.
440
00:32:03,917 --> 00:32:06,731
Otherwise,
what else we got?
441
00:32:11,762 --> 00:32:13,957
Right, Perry, get down!
Squat thrusts!
442
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,146
Two, three.
You are going to puke your guts,
443
00:32:17,186 --> 00:32:21,455
or I'm going to rip your balls out
and sell them to Nando's!
444
00:32:21,456 --> 00:32:22,389
Come on!
445
00:32:43,433 --> 00:32:45,082
You fuck
everything up again?
446
00:32:48,787 --> 00:32:49,899
Yeah.
447
00:32:51,325 --> 00:32:53,329
It's his birthday today.
448
00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,256
Yeah.
449
00:33:05,188 --> 00:33:06,226
Do you think
he'd mind?
450
00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,421
Freds probably got scared.
451
00:33:17,390 --> 00:33:18,508
I'm pretty scary.
452
00:33:19,308 --> 00:33:20,182
Yep.
453
00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,356
But I can't not know...
454
00:33:25,430 --> 00:33:27,097
if he couldn't bear it.
455
00:33:28,670 --> 00:33:29,982
I can handle it.
456
00:33:31,622 --> 00:33:32,986
I think
I can handle it.
457
00:34:14,747 --> 00:34:16,854
We'll go and find him.
All right?
458
00:34:23,499 --> 00:34:26,379
My powers of deductive
reasoning are unparalleled.
459
00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:29,497
They're actually hunting you
with dogs. Impressive.
460
00:34:29,737 --> 00:34:32,370
Anyway, we weren't sure
if the coast was clear.
461
00:34:32,429 --> 00:34:33,442
What do you mean, "we"?
462
00:34:34,128 --> 00:34:37,137
Yeah, and it's a bit chilly
hiding out there in the garden.
463
00:34:39,103 --> 00:34:41,313
The sea eagles
are roosting.
464
00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,277
Hello, Eff.
465
00:34:50,396 --> 00:34:51,891
I've been trying
to tell you something.
466
00:34:52,521 --> 00:34:53,989
Spit it out, Panda-pops.
467
00:34:56,769 --> 00:34:57,959
I'm going away.
468
00:34:59,668 --> 00:35:02,498
Really? Fine.
Where?
469
00:35:02,737 --> 00:35:04,775
Harvard.
On a history scholarship.
470
00:35:06,592 --> 00:35:08,980
I might have done some exams
without telling anyone.
471
00:35:26,868 --> 00:35:27,734
Hello, Mum.
472
00:35:30,502 --> 00:35:33,685
Yeah. Looking forward
to seeing you, too.
473
00:35:36,732 --> 00:35:41,573
Oh, no. Nothing much.
Just... the usual stuff.
474
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:49,669
Yeah, I accepted a place
at Goldsmiths, but...
475
00:35:53,349 --> 00:35:55,237
I know how proud
you are of me, Mum.
476
00:35:57,371 --> 00:35:58,871
I love you, too.
477
00:36:14,103 --> 00:36:15,509
It's all over.
478
00:36:41,358 --> 00:36:42,778
I thought...
479
00:36:43,383 --> 00:36:45,068
What the fuck
are you doing?
480
00:36:45,564 --> 00:36:48,377
We're having a party.
Freds'd like it. Don't you think?
481
00:36:50,102 --> 00:36:53,308
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess he would.
482
00:38:17,564 --> 00:38:20,542
So here!
I guess it's round here.
483
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,588
- Hi, Thomas.
- Hey!
484
00:38:32,335 --> 00:38:33,696
I've never
been here before,
485
00:38:34,174 --> 00:38:35,529
to Freddie's shed.
486
00:38:36,224 --> 00:38:38,039
Yeah. Same here.
487
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,933
First time
for everything, yeah?
488
00:38:42,634 --> 00:38:43,304
Yeah.
489
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,034
Right.
Let's get this party started.
490
00:38:57,111 --> 00:38:59,312
What the fuck
kind of lame-o rave is this?!
491
00:39:00,677 --> 00:39:01,584
I dressed up.
492
00:39:01,624 --> 00:39:03,942
Yeah. Well, pardon me for farting,
dinky tits.
493
00:39:04,279 --> 00:39:05,444
You took long enough
getting here.
494
00:39:05,479 --> 00:39:07,008
We're playing Ace of Truth.
495
00:39:07,228 --> 00:39:08,873
And I can tell you we've learned
a few things tonight.
496
00:39:08,923 --> 00:39:10,894
- Haven't we, Karen?
- You said it had to be shocking.
497
00:39:11,499 --> 00:39:13,851
- Yeah.
- Please don't say it.
498
00:39:13,886 --> 00:39:14,787
I'm still feeling queasy.
499
00:39:15,054 --> 00:39:16,613
Who's going to start?
500
00:39:23,268 --> 00:39:24,457
I will.
501
00:39:31,723 --> 00:39:33,811
I've loved you
from the first time I saw you.
502
00:39:34,475 --> 00:39:36,059
I think I was 12.
503
00:39:36,753 --> 00:39:40,112
It took me three years to pluck up
the courage to speak to you,
504
00:39:40,198 --> 00:39:43,324
and I was so scared of the way
I felt, you know,
505
00:39:43,763 --> 00:39:45,299
loving a girl,
506
00:39:45,595 --> 00:39:48,065
that I learned how
to become a sarcastic bitch
507
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,366
just to make it
feel normal.
508
00:39:51,536 --> 00:39:53,812
I screwed guys
to make it go away,
509
00:39:53,852 --> 00:39:55,413
but it didn't work.
510
00:39:56,897 --> 00:39:59,752
When we got together,
it scared the shit out of me,
511
00:39:59,787 --> 00:40:04,437
because... you were the one person
who could ruin my life.
512
00:40:07,548 --> 00:40:11,166
I pushed you away and made you
think things were your fault,
513
00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:14,116
but really I was just terrified
of pain.
514
00:40:16,044 --> 00:40:19,248
I screwed that girl Sophia
to kind of spite you
515
00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:20,514
for having a hold on me
516
00:40:20,953 --> 00:40:24,857
and I'm a total fucking coward,
because... I got...
517
00:40:27,334 --> 00:40:28,977
...these...
518
00:40:31,266 --> 00:40:34,087
these tickets to Goa for us
three months ago...
519
00:40:35,698 --> 00:40:38,196
...but I...
I couldn't stand...
520
00:40:41,144 --> 00:40:44,320
I didn't want to be a slave
to the way I feel about you.
521
00:40:45,498 --> 00:40:47,096
Can you understand?
522
00:40:49,376 --> 00:40:52,298
You were trying to punish me back,
and it's horrible.
523
00:40:52,431 --> 00:40:54,636
It's so horrible
because...
524
00:40:55,296 --> 00:40:58,708
Really, I'd die for you.
525
00:40:59,637 --> 00:41:00,838
I love you.
526
00:41:02,191 --> 00:41:04,988
I love you so much
it's killing me.
527
00:42:36,789 --> 00:42:37,765
Freds?
528
00:42:52,463 --> 00:42:53,234
Who's that?
529
00:43:38,925 --> 00:43:40,123
I'm going away, Panda.
530
00:43:40,715 --> 00:43:44,451
Yes. Even though I have no exams,
I have a chance to study.
531
00:43:44,486 --> 00:43:47,517
They have a scholarship for athletes.
A friend is going to help me.
532
00:43:47,896 --> 00:43:51,141
Right.
I was going to tell...
533
00:43:51,176 --> 00:43:52,345
It's a long way away.
534
00:43:52,677 --> 00:43:53,606
The USA.
535
00:43:54,403 --> 00:43:55,313
It's called Harvard.
536
00:43:56,604 --> 00:43:59,670
I think I have a chance there.
I can make a new start.
537
00:44:00,491 --> 00:44:03,834
And you know...
I run like a dog.
538
00:44:07,717 --> 00:44:08,862
That sounds cool, Tommo.
539
00:44:16,809 --> 00:44:17,752
Wacker.
540
00:45:13,283 --> 00:45:14,618
What?
541
00:45:30,698 --> 00:45:31,894
Get out.
542
00:45:43,347 --> 00:45:44,707
What have you done?
543
00:45:46,853 --> 00:45:49,035
Don't be stupid, Cook.
544
00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:51,743
She told me
all about you too.
545
00:45:52,407 --> 00:45:53,991
There was much
to correct in that girl.
546
00:45:55,364 --> 00:45:56,543
I almost managed it.
547
00:45:57,808 --> 00:45:59,134
Perhaps I still can.
548
00:45:59,764 --> 00:46:00,884
You...
549
00:46:02,609 --> 00:46:03,985
You did something
to my friend.
550
00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:05,181
This is wasting time.
551
00:46:07,272 --> 00:46:09,024
Would you kneel down,
please?
552
00:46:09,576 --> 00:46:10,544
Mr Foster...
553
00:46:10,579 --> 00:46:12,927
Dr Foster, actually.
554
00:46:14,571 --> 00:46:16,064
Kneel down, please.
555
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:31,620
I don't think you know
what I am, mate.
556
00:46:31,655 --> 00:46:35,699
I think I do.
You're nothing.
557
00:46:36,985 --> 00:46:39,926
You don't deserve that girl.
And, you know...
558
00:46:41,029 --> 00:46:42,154
I do.
559
00:46:44,379 --> 00:46:46,033
I'm a fucking
waste of space.
560
00:46:47,728 --> 00:46:49,144
I'm just a stupid kid.
561
00:46:50,569 --> 00:46:52,052
I got no sense.
562
00:46:53,337 --> 00:46:54,318
Criminal.
563
00:46:57,103 --> 00:46:58,900
I'm no fucking use, man.
564
00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:01,852
I am nothing.
565
00:47:03,108 --> 00:47:04,152
So please...
566
00:47:05,169 --> 00:47:06,639
Please...
567
00:47:07,410 --> 00:47:08,946
Get it into your...
you know...
568
00:47:09,530 --> 00:47:10,935
Into your bonks.
569
00:47:12,528 --> 00:47:13,777
That you killed my friend.
570
00:47:18,987 --> 00:47:19,932
I'm Cook.
571
00:47:21,679 --> 00:47:24,235
I'm Cook!
572
00:47:30,585 --> 00:47:36,257
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573
00:47:45,885 --> 00:47:51,142
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574
00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:05,098
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575
00:48:05,148 --> 00:48:09,698
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