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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,159 --> 00:00:03,271 The police are back and they want to talk to you both about Sophia Morton. 2 00:00:03,306 --> 00:00:04,466 Do you know her Emily? 3 00:00:04,501 --> 00:00:05,699 No. 4 00:00:05,734 --> 00:00:08,248 We heard you three were quite chummy. 5 00:00:08,283 --> 00:00:09,388 I met her once. 6 00:00:09,423 --> 00:00:13,007 - Do you know someone gave her drugs the night she died? - Ain't got nothin' on us. 7 00:00:13,042 --> 00:00:15,019 It was me who sold her the MDMA. 8 00:00:15,054 --> 00:00:16,962 You've been checking up on me? 9 00:00:16,997 --> 00:00:18,050 Was it you she killed herself for? 10 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:19,382 She stalked me. 11 00:00:21,552 --> 00:00:24,146 - She went through my rubbish. - We started again before. 12 00:00:24,181 --> 00:00:25,157 Will you do it now? 13 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,705 I don't think so. 14 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:28,175 I've lost the gym. 15 00:00:28,747 --> 00:00:31,607 - You're unemployed? - Yeah, love. I'm bankrupt. 16 00:00:31,642 --> 00:00:34,467 It's you I spent all summer thinking about. 17 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:45,039 Who fucking wants one now? 18 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Sync by fant0m www.addic7ed.com 19 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,887 James Cook. 20 00:01:51,321 --> 00:01:53,596 Your brief wants to meet you. 21 00:01:53,631 --> 00:01:54,626 He any good? 22 00:01:55,645 --> 00:01:57,476 Plead guilty. Right? 23 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,019 Right? 24 00:02:11,054 --> 00:02:14,000 You wouldn't feed this to a pig. 25 00:02:14,035 --> 00:02:15,964 Not even a pig you hated. 26 00:02:15,999 --> 00:02:17,914 Life is this. 27 00:02:19,259 --> 00:02:20,500 This. 28 00:02:22,705 --> 00:02:29,207 You get born, eat some processed crap, then you die. 29 00:02:29,242 --> 00:02:32,609 Right. And you're gonna get me off somewhere in-between, yeah? 30 00:02:32,644 --> 00:02:34,113 Sit down. 31 00:02:37,576 --> 00:02:40,416 I'm your legal aid brief and, er, 32 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:44,342 I'll make sure you... face the right way, 33 00:02:44,377 --> 00:02:47,131 say yes or no in the right order... 34 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:50,306 And probably waste too much of everybody's bloody time, basically. 35 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:54,969 GBH... affray... 36 00:02:55,004 --> 00:03:00,032 Punched the fuck out of... Shanky Jenkinson. 37 00:03:00,067 --> 00:03:02,005 Do you know him? Do you know Shanky? 38 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,251 No. 39 00:03:03,286 --> 00:03:05,538 Any particular reason? 40 00:03:05,573 --> 00:03:07,273 I was provoked... 41 00:03:07,308 --> 00:03:09,184 By Shanky? 42 00:03:09,219 --> 00:03:11,024 By who? 43 00:03:11,059 --> 00:03:12,367 Who? Who provoked you? 44 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,483 No? 45 00:03:20,707 --> 00:03:22,613 It's your first offence. 46 00:03:22,648 --> 00:03:25,845 Plead guilty and, by the miracle of British justice, 47 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,356 you'll get a bullshit Community Service Order. 48 00:03:28,391 --> 00:03:29,360 Not guilty. 49 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:37,916 James, you did punch the fuck out of, er, Shanky 50 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:42,690 in front of... 83 witnesses. 51 00:03:49,384 --> 00:03:50,888 Not guilty. 52 00:03:50,923 --> 00:03:52,356 Pardon? 53 00:03:52,391 --> 00:03:55,827 Sorry. I thought you said "not guilty" there. 54 00:03:58,058 --> 00:03:59,972 Yeah... Yeah, he is, 55 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,687 pleading not guilty. 56 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,717 Really? 57 00:04:06,752 --> 00:04:08,413 Really. 58 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,075 Right. 59 00:04:12,224 --> 00:04:16,535 Right. Well, trial for the 15th of this month at 10am. 60 00:04:16,570 --> 00:04:20,846 Remanded on bail with an electronic tagging order. 61 00:04:20,881 --> 00:04:21,615 And Duncan... 62 00:04:21,650 --> 00:04:22,701 Yeah. 63 00:04:22,736 --> 00:04:29,266 Really looking forward to hearing you defend this one. 64 00:04:30,946 --> 00:04:32,516 Yeah, it's too tight, man. 65 00:04:32,551 --> 00:04:33,959 Good. 66 00:04:33,994 --> 00:04:35,461 Just checking. 67 00:04:35,496 --> 00:04:38,361 Every day, between the hours of 7pm and 7am, 68 00:04:38,396 --> 00:04:41,081 you've got to be in your house. Right? Or it goes off. 69 00:04:41,116 --> 00:04:42,243 I haven't got a house. 70 00:04:42,278 --> 00:04:46,009 It says here you'll be staying with a Miss Ruth Byatt. 71 00:04:46,044 --> 00:04:47,016 What?! 72 00:04:47,051 --> 00:04:49,313 I ain't staying with her. No way! 73 00:04:49,348 --> 00:04:54,166 Yes, you are. Otherwise, bleep, bleep, we'll arrest you, 74 00:04:54,701 --> 00:04:57,625 bang you up, and probably bang you about a bit while we're doing it. 75 00:04:57,754 --> 00:04:59,209 He's joking. 76 00:05:10,955 --> 00:05:13,446 And he said, "Is that what you call a broom handle?" 77 00:05:15,117 --> 00:05:16,684 Miss Byatt? 78 00:05:18,576 --> 00:05:20,271 Mum. 79 00:05:21,735 --> 00:05:24,389 Hello, Jimmy. How you been? 80 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:27,044 Nobody calls me Jimmy now, Mum. 81 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,292 Hello... Smelly. 82 00:06:02,401 --> 00:06:04,057 He's dying to see you. 83 00:06:11,021 --> 00:06:13,229 Go on. Go on! 84 00:06:13,264 --> 00:06:15,178 Right! 85 00:06:15,213 --> 00:06:17,050 I'm home! 86 00:06:18,538 --> 00:06:20,620 Where's my little sex monkey? 87 00:06:46,010 --> 00:06:47,694 Wet willy! 88 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:52,319 Cook! 89 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,347 Nipple cripple! 90 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:11,366 Mum says she forgives you and you can come back. 91 00:07:11,401 --> 00:07:12,841 Yes. 92 00:07:14,256 --> 00:07:15,393 Yeah. 93 00:07:15,428 --> 00:07:18,418 And we got pizza to celebrate. 94 00:07:18,453 --> 00:07:22,366 Oh, yeah. That's great, innit, bruv? 95 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:24,240 Pizza. 96 00:07:29,345 --> 00:07:30,976 Oh, fuck me, you monkey! 97 00:07:35,010 --> 00:07:36,261 Oh, fucking hell! 98 00:07:48,282 --> 00:07:51,491 Oh, fuck me! 99 00:08:03,536 --> 00:08:06,310 Fuck me, you monkey! 100 00:08:43,406 --> 00:08:45,749 Wasn't me. 101 00:09:02,494 --> 00:09:04,041 Fuck them. 102 00:09:05,856 --> 00:09:08,694 Oh, here he is. Come and have some breakfast. 103 00:09:08,729 --> 00:09:12,324 Jimmy, this is Alex. He's going to be doing a piece on me. 104 00:09:12,359 --> 00:09:15,125 Your mother is a genius. 105 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,311 The greatest conceptual artist since Duchamp. 106 00:09:18,346 --> 00:09:19,776 He's going to be doing me all week. 107 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:22,957 Great. 108 00:09:22,992 --> 00:09:23,871 Jimmy's a criminal. 109 00:09:25,279 --> 00:09:26,540 But we're forgiving him. 110 00:09:26,575 --> 00:09:29,044 Ruth says you're her greatest creation. 111 00:09:29,079 --> 00:09:33,266 A walking conceptual installation. That's cool, man. 112 00:09:34,398 --> 00:09:36,969 But all your work's mesmerising. 113 00:09:37,004 --> 00:09:38,650 I mean, look at this. 114 00:09:38,685 --> 00:09:42,733 Composition, confluence, concept, wow! 115 00:09:42,768 --> 00:09:45,987 - Mum, whose tits are those? - Don't be silly! Can't you tell? 116 00:09:46,022 --> 00:09:48,763 It's tactile, you know? 117 00:09:48,798 --> 00:09:52,154 Yeah. You just want to touch them... 118 00:09:52,189 --> 00:09:54,050 You just want to come on them! 119 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:03,439 Will you go to prison? 120 00:10:03,474 --> 00:10:04,600 I might. 121 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:08,160 But if you say sorry, 122 00:10:08,195 --> 00:10:10,650 won't they let you go? 123 00:10:10,685 --> 00:10:12,085 I'm not sorry. 124 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,080 Why not? 125 00:10:13,115 --> 00:10:14,462 Never say sorry, kid. 126 00:10:14,497 --> 00:10:15,547 Why? 127 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,300 Cos you're not a pussy, are you? 128 00:10:17,335 --> 00:10:18,348 No. 129 00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:21,390 We don't play their game, do we? We don't play anyone's game. 130 00:10:21,425 --> 00:10:25,407 - Except for Rock Band. We can play that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can play that. 131 00:10:26,777 --> 00:10:27,503 Finished? 132 00:10:27,538 --> 00:10:28,584 Yeah. 133 00:10:33,107 --> 00:10:34,688 You're barmy! 134 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,308 Cor, this is posh. 135 00:10:38,343 --> 00:10:39,737 It's rubbish! 136 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,001 Who's giving you shit, then, dude? 137 00:10:41,036 --> 00:10:43,771 Him. 138 00:10:43,806 --> 00:10:46,506 Erm... him and him. No, not him, he's nice. 139 00:10:46,541 --> 00:10:48,831 Him, he kicked me in the balls twice. 140 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:51,414 Lads! 141 00:10:58,117 --> 00:10:59,270 Right, in. 142 00:10:59,305 --> 00:11:00,751 But I want to hang out with you. 143 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,528 In! 144 00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:04,270 I'm gonna be enjoying my freedom. 145 00:11:04,305 --> 00:11:05,758 Doing what? 146 00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:07,988 I'm going to have a white riot! Touch me. 147 00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:18,700 Oh, yes! 148 00:11:18,735 --> 00:11:22,341 Look, you cannot spin it. You're not allowed to spin it. 149 00:11:27,409 --> 00:11:30,344 Anyway, it was two against one, you wankers. 150 00:11:33,107 --> 00:11:36,508 Hey! Do you think we should go cheer her up? 151 00:11:36,543 --> 00:11:38,027 How do you expect to do that, J? 152 00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:40,535 Her boyfriend's just cheated on her with the hottest of the hot, mate. 153 00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:41,878 Yup. 154 00:11:41,913 --> 00:11:44,782 Andrea is maximo hot. I think about her sometimes. 155 00:11:44,817 --> 00:11:48,412 When I'm in bed. When I'm cosy. 156 00:11:48,447 --> 00:11:49,823 Just before I go to sleep. 157 00:11:51,352 --> 00:11:52,329 Sorry. 158 00:11:52,364 --> 00:11:54,047 Ok, I'm back. Right. 159 00:12:02,193 --> 00:12:04,002 Y'all right, Panda Pops? 160 00:12:04,037 --> 00:12:05,398 Not really. 161 00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:11,188 You know, love's thoroughly over-rated, Panda. 162 00:12:11,223 --> 00:12:14,977 I've never even had a girlfriend and look how happy I am. 163 00:12:15,012 --> 00:12:17,687 In between minor psychological breakdowns. 164 00:12:17,722 --> 00:12:22,728 Sure, all the serotonin, endorphins and sex, et cetera, feel good. 165 00:12:22,763 --> 00:12:27,483 But really, "love" is an illusion. 166 00:12:27,518 --> 00:12:29,700 It can't last. 167 00:12:29,735 --> 00:12:31,278 Nope. 168 00:12:32,813 --> 00:12:34,963 Nicely done. 169 00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:08,699 Well, howdy-fucking-doody. 170 00:13:08,734 --> 00:13:09,666 Hi, Cook. 171 00:13:11,579 --> 00:13:15,879 I just swarmed by, really, to see how deep everyone's rolling. 172 00:13:15,914 --> 00:13:17,588 See who's up for a pint and a poke? 173 00:13:17,623 --> 00:13:18,891 JJ? Panda? 174 00:13:18,926 --> 00:13:20,160 No, thanks. 175 00:13:20,195 --> 00:13:21,749 No? 176 00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:23,260 Why? 177 00:13:23,295 --> 00:13:25,559 Just don't want to. 178 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:35,496 Naomi, what about you? Bring your lady, make it a threesome. 179 00:13:37,319 --> 00:13:40,413 What's up with you two? 180 00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:41,456 Black guy? 181 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,812 Anyone? 182 00:13:44,847 --> 00:13:46,348 Aren't you scared, Cooky? 183 00:13:46,383 --> 00:13:47,503 Of what? 184 00:13:47,538 --> 00:13:48,869 Of going to the blimmin' chokey! 185 00:13:51,637 --> 00:13:52,633 We'll come. 186 00:13:52,668 --> 00:13:54,204 Nah, you're all right. 187 00:13:55,599 --> 00:13:58,853 - What happened to you? - You don't remember? 188 00:13:58,888 --> 00:14:00,651 No, remember what? 189 00:14:02,269 --> 00:14:03,713 Who fucked you? 190 00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:08,181 Ah. Finally. The famous Mr. Cook. 191 00:14:09,227 --> 00:14:11,100 Hi. Dave. 192 00:14:11,135 --> 00:14:16,072 Dave Blood. We have met before, in fact, but take my card. 193 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:22,420 We should powwow. 194 00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:27,025 I can see that this college has failed you, Mr. Cook. 195 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:31,531 And I am deeply sorry. But that is ten years of willy-nilly policy 196 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,717 and red tape nonsensery for you. 197 00:14:33,752 --> 00:14:38,542 So unfortunately, since you've been implicated, as it were, 198 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:42,739 by the law, you have been automatically... expelled. 199 00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:44,104 Expunged. 200 00:14:44,139 --> 00:14:45,678 Excommunicated. 201 00:14:45,713 --> 00:14:48,716 And I'm going to have to ask you to... scoot off. 202 00:14:48,751 --> 00:14:49,732 Or what? 203 00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:53,294 Well, or Jonathan here will escort you with, 204 00:14:53,329 --> 00:14:55,185 er, you know, 205 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:56,414 extreme prejudice. 206 00:14:56,415 --> 00:14:59,373 Dude... 207 00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:01,369 Jonathan can kiss my arse. 208 00:15:01,404 --> 00:15:04,476 Unless he's tired from licking yours, that is. 209 00:15:04,511 --> 00:15:05,504 Jonathan? 210 00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:08,868 Yes, that is tremendously amusing. 211 00:15:08,903 --> 00:15:13,067 Nevertheless, you are going to have to abrogate 212 00:15:13,102 --> 00:15:15,740 and egress from the premises. 213 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,290 Don't touch me! 214 00:15:20,325 --> 00:15:21,376 This way. 215 00:15:21,411 --> 00:15:24,130 - Get your fucking hands off, pussy! - Come on! 216 00:15:25,285 --> 00:15:27,697 What the fuck are you doing?! 217 00:15:28,508 --> 00:15:32,644 It's an incident, certainly. 218 00:15:32,679 --> 00:15:36,547 Reasonable force utilised in self-defence. 219 00:15:38,079 --> 00:15:40,218 Defence. 220 00:15:40,253 --> 00:15:45,407 Luckily, it's all over now and, er, you can all go back to normal. 221 00:15:45,942 --> 00:15:47,495 Good morning. 222 00:15:50,394 --> 00:15:52,812 - Cook, are you all right? - Fuck off, you! 223 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,658 When did you get so sorry for yourself, Cook? 224 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,024 We can talk about her. 225 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:09,028 That's why you're here, isn't it? 226 00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:13,243 We gave that girl Sophia drugs. 227 00:17:13,278 --> 00:17:15,195 I didn't give her nothing. 228 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:16,599 And I had an affair with her as well. 229 00:17:17,634 --> 00:17:18,647 What? 230 00:17:19,768 --> 00:17:22,828 And now she's dead. 231 00:17:26,627 --> 00:17:29,778 That's why you're here. You feel bad. 232 00:17:31,771 --> 00:17:33,907 Fuck off! 233 00:17:33,942 --> 00:17:37,400 I just come round to see if you wanted that non-lezza willy waggle. 234 00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:38,879 That's all. 235 00:17:38,914 --> 00:17:40,283 Yeah, right. 236 00:17:40,318 --> 00:17:42,707 Do you want to know how I feel? 237 00:17:43,614 --> 00:17:48,665 I feel fucking terrible. My girlfriend won't look at me. 238 00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:50,165 I could cry every minute. 239 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,614 I feel shit and all I can do is... 240 00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:55,909 feel it. 241 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:01,605 Deal with it! 242 00:18:05,816 --> 00:18:07,761 Waggle me! 243 00:18:20,155 --> 00:18:21,340 Yes? 244 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,219 Come to see how my case is going, Duncan. 245 00:18:24,254 --> 00:18:25,469 You haven't got a case. 246 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,847 That's a matter of opinion, that is, mate. 247 00:18:27,882 --> 00:18:29,189 Matter of opinion. 248 00:18:35,852 --> 00:18:39,644 Well... 249 00:18:39,679 --> 00:18:43,194 In summary, you've got about as much chance of getting off 250 00:18:43,229 --> 00:18:45,700 as I have of blagging a shag with Angelina Jolie. 251 00:18:45,735 --> 00:18:48,651 Well, lose the moustache, then, probably. 252 00:18:52,922 --> 00:18:54,469 It's just not happening, kid. 253 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,344 To use legal terminology, you're guilty as fuck. 254 00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:01,762 Yeah, me mum says I should get a proper lawyer. 255 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,299 What? 256 00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:07,802 You don't care? 257 00:19:07,837 --> 00:19:10,604 No. 258 00:19:10,639 --> 00:19:14,097 I really, really don't. You see, I get paid anyway. 259 00:19:14,132 --> 00:19:15,699 She's filthy rich, man. 260 00:19:15,734 --> 00:19:16,840 She's famous. 261 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:17,943 Yeah? 262 00:19:18,078 --> 00:19:20,180 - Yeah. - Lucky you. 263 00:19:20,215 --> 00:19:22,920 Look, Duncan, stuff's happened to me, man. 264 00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:25,981 You should know about this. You should be out there telling them 265 00:19:26,016 --> 00:19:27,879 all the shit that's gone down in my life. 266 00:19:27,914 --> 00:19:30,166 Duncan, are you smoking a number? 267 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,018 You got a problem? 268 00:19:34,053 --> 00:19:36,126 Yeah, problem! You're taking the fucking piss! 269 00:19:36,161 --> 00:19:39,483 Doesn't anyone owe me anything here? Don't I get a hearing, no?! 270 00:19:39,518 --> 00:19:41,430 You put a kid in hospital. 271 00:19:41,465 --> 00:19:43,306 Remember? 272 00:19:43,341 --> 00:19:44,615 What's your excuse? 273 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,724 People. 274 00:19:46,759 --> 00:19:48,906 People fucked me up, man. 275 00:19:48,941 --> 00:19:51,353 Well, go tell that to a judge. 276 00:19:51,388 --> 00:19:52,583 "Mummy fucked me up." 277 00:19:52,618 --> 00:19:54,410 Don't fucking speak about my mother! 278 00:19:54,445 --> 00:19:56,168 You don't talk about her, all right? 279 00:19:56,203 --> 00:19:57,192 I'm not. 280 00:19:58,589 --> 00:20:00,102 You are. 281 00:20:03,876 --> 00:20:07,949 Proper shit, aren't ya? Proper fucking shit, aren't ya? 282 00:20:43,217 --> 00:20:44,912 What do you think? 283 00:20:44,947 --> 00:20:46,045 Is it true? 284 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,719 Jimmy, art is always true. 285 00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:54,742 Why did you leave my dad? 286 00:20:54,777 --> 00:20:57,818 Because he was a twat. 287 00:20:57,853 --> 00:20:58,853 Agreed? 288 00:20:58,888 --> 00:21:00,992 He was entertaining. 289 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,199 Good in bed. 290 00:21:02,234 --> 00:21:04,677 Didn't give a flying fuck for anyone or anything. 291 00:21:04,712 --> 00:21:07,120 Ultimately it just gets on your tits. Bit boring. 292 00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:13,684 Is that why you threw me out? 293 00:21:15,494 --> 00:21:18,884 You sold my wedding rings to buy dope. 294 00:21:18,919 --> 00:21:21,933 You wanted me to throw you out. 295 00:21:21,968 --> 00:21:23,391 Didn't you? 296 00:21:25,547 --> 00:21:28,994 But hey, that's over. 297 00:21:28,995 --> 00:21:30,963 You've come to see my work. 298 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,956 I love that. 299 00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:35,304 And look. I'm hot! 300 00:21:35,339 --> 00:21:37,692 Aren't you proud of what I've done? 301 00:21:37,727 --> 00:21:41,288 Oh, my God! Ruth! This is... I am totally engaged! 302 00:21:41,323 --> 00:21:43,375 Come and see the masterpiece. 303 00:21:43,410 --> 00:21:46,902 It's going to make Damien Hirst want to cut his cock off and pickle it. 304 00:21:51,004 --> 00:21:53,276 - Lights, darling. - What? 305 00:22:01,251 --> 00:22:04,687 I want to strip naked, it's so good. 306 00:22:04,722 --> 00:22:07,565 Yes, it is. Thank you. 307 00:22:07,566 --> 00:22:08,874 It's real, you know. 308 00:22:08,909 --> 00:22:11,652 So, so real. 309 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,164 What do you reckon, kidder? Has the girl done good? 310 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,453 You little shit!! 311 00:22:25,488 --> 00:22:26,946 - You did that on purpose. - No! 312 00:22:26,981 --> 00:22:30,064 You smart bastard! Don't think I don't know! Get out! 313 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:31,163 Go on, get out! 314 00:23:03,134 --> 00:23:05,182 Yeah, is Shanky in, please? 315 00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:08,240 Shanky! 316 00:23:09,706 --> 00:23:10,980 Friend! 317 00:23:16,174 --> 00:23:18,647 Yeah, Shanky. 318 00:23:18,682 --> 00:23:21,120 You Shanky, yeah? 319 00:23:21,155 --> 00:23:23,933 Look... 320 00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:25,731 This is weird... 321 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:32,633 Look, I didn't... I've come round to say sorry, well, you know, like... 322 00:23:32,668 --> 00:23:36,501 It wasn't your fault, d'you know, like. 323 00:23:36,536 --> 00:23:40,753 See, they're going to send me down, so if you could say anything, 324 00:23:40,788 --> 00:23:44,971 like, I dunno, how I come over and said sorry. I am sorry, mate. 325 00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:47,209 You know? 326 00:23:47,244 --> 00:23:50,805 I hope they get you in the showers and fuck you up the arse. 327 00:24:08,578 --> 00:24:11,149 Mate, listen. Thank Christ you're here. 328 00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:13,709 Your mum's on one, again. I've just come round... 329 00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:15,049 Yeah? I want to talk to you. 330 00:24:15,084 --> 00:24:19,418 Well, look who it is. The man who's just cost me ninety thousand quid. 331 00:24:19,453 --> 00:24:21,917 Hello, you sweet little turd. 332 00:24:21,952 --> 00:24:24,910 - Mum? - That's right, still your mum. 333 00:24:24,945 --> 00:24:26,065 And... yep. 334 00:24:28,138 --> 00:24:29,122 Where's Paddy? 335 00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:31,812 Oh, he's gone to see that friend. 336 00:24:31,847 --> 00:24:34,468 What's his name... Never mind. 337 00:24:34,503 --> 00:24:36,211 Look who's here. 338 00:24:36,246 --> 00:24:39,249 Freddie! Freddie, Freddie. Long time no see, Freddie! 339 00:24:39,284 --> 00:24:41,269 What do you want, man? 340 00:24:41,304 --> 00:24:42,334 I came to see if you're all right, if that's ok. 341 00:24:42,369 --> 00:24:44,030 Yeah, I'm fine! 342 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,828 Mm-hm. Tipsy-topsy! 343 00:24:45,863 --> 00:24:49,080 Well, I'm glad that someone is. Cos we've got a... 344 00:24:49,115 --> 00:24:52,298 Hey, now we can have a proper party, can't we? 345 00:24:58,274 --> 00:25:00,947 Come on, what's the matter with you?! 346 00:25:00,948 --> 00:25:02,105 Sitting on your fat arses. 347 00:25:14,070 --> 00:25:15,327 Mum! 348 00:25:15,362 --> 00:25:16,585 What's the fucking matter with you?! 349 00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:17,838 Come on! 350 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:23,788 What's wrong with you?! We're all fucking... adults... 351 00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:38,092 She hasn't changed, then. 352 00:25:42,395 --> 00:25:43,665 Your 15th birthday party. 353 00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,952 What?! 354 00:25:49,753 --> 00:25:51,835 Where was I? 355 00:25:51,870 --> 00:25:53,100 Drunk. 356 00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:56,684 You had six coconut daiquiris. And anyway, I was last man standing, 357 00:25:56,719 --> 00:25:57,865 and I was still fucked off my head. 358 00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,015 So you fucked my mum?! 359 00:25:59,050 --> 00:26:00,127 It wasn't like that! 360 00:26:00,162 --> 00:26:02,050 Well, tell me, Fred. What the fuck was it like? 361 00:26:02,085 --> 00:26:06,293 Hang on. No, don't answer that shit. 362 00:26:07,654 --> 00:26:09,210 It was just a blow job. 363 00:26:09,245 --> 00:26:11,668 Oh! What a relief, man! Thank goodness! 364 00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:13,038 I'll make it up to you. 365 00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:15,426 How are you going to do that, Freddie? 366 00:26:15,461 --> 00:26:18,385 I let you take the one fucking girl I've ever loved, man. 367 00:26:20,035 --> 00:26:23,698 Is there anyone else I care about that you want to slip one to, mate? 368 00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:24,881 I'm sorry. 369 00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:28,050 I'm sorry. 370 00:26:29,658 --> 00:26:31,250 It's fine. 371 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:37,443 Sorted. Everything's cool. 372 00:26:37,478 --> 00:26:38,912 Effy loves me. How can I... 373 00:26:38,947 --> 00:26:40,711 Stop talking about it! 374 00:26:45,657 --> 00:26:47,705 You smashed JJ, Cook. 375 00:26:49,571 --> 00:26:51,323 I... 376 00:26:53,390 --> 00:26:54,903 I didn't. 377 00:26:57,995 --> 00:26:59,405 He loves you, Cook. 378 00:27:01,341 --> 00:27:03,684 Well, that's all. 379 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,240 And I love you too. 380 00:27:20,829 --> 00:27:22,831 Whatever you're doing, you can stop. 381 00:27:25,535 --> 00:27:28,083 All you got to do is stop. 382 00:28:29,415 --> 00:28:33,055 And I don't want to see you again. Understand? 383 00:28:33,090 --> 00:28:35,299 I thought he was with his friends. 384 00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:37,509 He was. Just not in a good way. 385 00:28:37,544 --> 00:28:40,078 You want to speak to him. 386 00:28:40,113 --> 00:28:42,613 I will. I'm going to. 387 00:28:42,648 --> 00:28:43,747 Don't you worry. 388 00:28:43,782 --> 00:28:44,778 Ok. 389 00:28:44,813 --> 00:28:47,839 If I hear about you again... 390 00:28:49,039 --> 00:28:50,700 Anyway. 391 00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:53,780 Good evening. 392 00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:54,745 Good evening. 393 00:28:58,396 --> 00:28:59,317 What did you do? 394 00:28:59,352 --> 00:29:01,493 Me and Paul drank six Red Bulls each, 395 00:29:01,528 --> 00:29:04,308 we farted in a lift, we swam in a fountain, 396 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:08,188 stole bras from M&S and we started a fire on College Green 397 00:29:08,223 --> 00:29:09,936 and all the filth showed up. 398 00:29:09,971 --> 00:29:11,800 Daft little boot, you are. What d'you do that for? 399 00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:13,791 Cos I'm not a pussy. 400 00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:20,872 Every time I try and do something for this family! 401 00:29:20,907 --> 00:29:23,260 Mum! 402 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:25,753 See?! 403 00:29:25,788 --> 00:29:28,222 That's what you get! All right?! 404 00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:32,242 Everything's gone wrong since you've come back. 405 00:29:32,277 --> 00:29:34,378 You're like an infection! 406 00:29:34,413 --> 00:29:39,198 Go on, that's right! You all bugger off in the end. 407 00:29:39,233 --> 00:29:43,983 That's right, just go on! Go on! Just bugger off! 408 00:30:06,643 --> 00:30:08,622 Keep it steady. 409 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:17,255 Ah! Get off! 410 00:30:25,743 --> 00:30:30,134 Go on, mate! Go on, kid! 411 00:31:14,201 --> 00:31:17,113 Take it easy. 412 00:31:19,463 --> 00:31:25,743 I fucking love you, Pads, you hear me, yeah? 413 00:31:25,778 --> 00:31:27,342 It's just you and me, mate. 414 00:31:28,951 --> 00:31:30,475 No-one else understands. 415 00:31:32,093 --> 00:31:36,518 Yeah. Fuck everybody! Fuck Mum! 416 00:31:36,553 --> 00:31:38,036 Fuck everybody! 417 00:31:38,071 --> 00:31:40,938 Everybody else is a fucking tosser! A fucking tosser! 418 00:31:43,596 --> 00:31:46,150 A fucking tosser, I hate them! 419 00:32:12,786 --> 00:32:14,401 Ey up. Look out your window. 420 00:32:17,331 --> 00:32:19,526 Looking good. 421 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:46,976 We didn't kill her, you know. 422 00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:52,275 She killed herself. 423 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,302 It doesn't help, though. 424 00:32:57,602 --> 00:33:00,400 I still spend every day feeling like I want to puke. 425 00:33:09,019 --> 00:33:11,988 How's Emily? 426 00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:13,430 Angry. 427 00:33:15,912 --> 00:33:18,642 So... lonely. 428 00:33:29,395 --> 00:33:31,841 It all means so much to you, doesn't it? 429 00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:35,387 - What? - Life. 430 00:33:35,422 --> 00:33:40,314 You just live a bit harder than everybody else does. 431 00:33:40,349 --> 00:33:42,782 You splash about. 432 00:33:42,817 --> 00:33:45,175 You wallow in it. 433 00:33:45,210 --> 00:33:46,893 Like you can't lose a moment. 434 00:33:49,047 --> 00:33:50,514 Yeah, I'm well hard. 435 00:34:17,554 --> 00:34:20,261 The thing is, Naomi, you splash about, 436 00:34:21,849 --> 00:34:23,396 other people get wet. 437 00:34:27,536 --> 00:34:30,471 I don't give a fuck or anything, it's just... 438 00:34:32,084 --> 00:34:33,767 You get a bit... 439 00:34:33,802 --> 00:34:35,219 You know. 440 00:34:52,348 --> 00:34:55,920 Fuck's sake! I'm never going to get to bone you, am I? 441 00:34:55,955 --> 00:34:58,458 No. 442 00:34:58,493 --> 00:35:00,931 I love someone. 443 00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:02,820 You and me both, girl. 444 00:35:05,518 --> 00:35:06,985 You and me both. 445 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:27,399 Lot of people looking for you. 446 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:33,873 Where's your brother? 447 00:35:33,908 --> 00:35:36,372 Friend's house. He's sleeping. 448 00:35:36,407 --> 00:35:38,794 - Got to give him back. - I know. 449 00:35:38,829 --> 00:35:42,333 I'd, er, I'd probably get another lawyer, if I were you. 450 00:35:44,561 --> 00:35:49,601 Cos, I'm pretty fucking shit all round, you know. 451 00:35:49,636 --> 00:35:53,200 Yeah, you're shit. 452 00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:56,204 But you're my shit. Ok? 453 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,639 I'm the only defence lawyer I know with a 100% conviction rate. 454 00:35:58,674 --> 00:36:00,818 Oh, jeez. 455 00:36:03,172 --> 00:36:05,458 They're going to put you in jail, James. 456 00:36:09,442 --> 00:36:12,252 What's eating you? What are you rebelling against? 457 00:36:12,287 --> 00:36:14,712 What've you got? 458 00:36:14,747 --> 00:36:18,137 There you go, you see. You're too fucking smart for most people. 459 00:36:18,672 --> 00:36:21,614 They don't even know you're quoting Marlon Brando. Do they? 460 00:36:21,649 --> 00:36:24,844 You're pretty sharp yourself, for a shit lawyer. 461 00:36:24,879 --> 00:36:28,775 Well, it's easier, ain't it? Blaming all your shit on everyone else. 462 00:36:28,810 --> 00:36:32,672 Well, come on, then, why don't you tell me something you have done? 463 00:36:32,707 --> 00:36:37,237 That you did... all by your shitty little self. 464 00:36:37,272 --> 00:36:41,768 Last year, I stole my best friend's girlfriend 465 00:36:41,803 --> 00:36:44,115 just because I could. 466 00:36:44,150 --> 00:36:48,678 Then I fucked her mate, best mate, multiple times, man, just because I could. 467 00:36:48,713 --> 00:36:52,330 It's chicken feed, James. 468 00:36:52,365 --> 00:36:54,548 What is this? Oprah? 469 00:36:54,583 --> 00:36:56,972 Tell me something fucking worthwhile! 470 00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:59,792 Come on, you dick! 471 00:37:02,143 --> 00:37:07,308 - Just wanted to fucking crack someone. - Right. 472 00:37:09,011 --> 00:37:10,866 He just... 473 00:37:10,901 --> 00:37:12,722 Freddie, man. 474 00:37:16,396 --> 00:37:19,456 I couldn't stand the way that she was fucking looking at him. 475 00:37:24,517 --> 00:37:27,668 And I was thinking, why does everybody get to piss on me? 476 00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:35,171 Everybody always fucking pisses on me. 477 00:37:39,931 --> 00:37:41,569 My fucking mum. 478 00:37:44,551 --> 00:37:47,577 My dad is a fucking tosser. 479 00:37:49,232 --> 00:37:50,654 And no-one gives a shit! 480 00:37:53,794 --> 00:37:56,206 Everybody's just out for them-fucking-selves! 481 00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:58,020 Ah, grow up. 482 00:37:58,055 --> 00:38:00,908 - They won't give a shit. - So fucking what?! 483 00:38:00,943 --> 00:38:03,659 So I fucking smashed the shit out of that kid! 484 00:38:03,694 --> 00:38:07,937 I fucking kicked the shit out of him and I fucking enjoyed it! 485 00:38:09,544 --> 00:38:11,239 I enjoyed it, ok? 486 00:38:11,274 --> 00:38:12,794 Ok. 487 00:38:14,479 --> 00:38:16,333 That's pretty good. 488 00:38:34,701 --> 00:38:36,974 - Duncan? - Yeah, kid? 489 00:38:37,009 --> 00:38:40,289 There's something else. 490 00:38:40,324 --> 00:38:43,384 The kid was pestering me, man. 491 00:38:45,007 --> 00:38:47,908 She kept on asking me for MDMA. 492 00:38:47,943 --> 00:38:49,455 - Sophia? - Yeah. 493 00:38:51,586 --> 00:38:54,340 Yeah. So eventually, you know, I just... 494 00:38:56,375 --> 00:39:00,245 I just gave her some just to shut her up more than anything. 495 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,165 Then, I didn't see her again until she fell off the balcony. 496 00:39:09,892 --> 00:39:14,625 - Do you want a lawyer here, James? - No. It's fine. 497 00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:18,232 - He knows what I'm telling you. - And nobody else was involved? 498 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,874 Nope, nobody but me. 499 00:40:07,607 --> 00:40:11,566 - Been up to much? - Oh, you know. 500 00:40:11,601 --> 00:40:13,626 I bet it's all action. 501 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,264 Ballroom dancing in the morning, 502 00:40:15,299 --> 00:40:18,132 followed by a gin rummy tournament and bumming in the showers. 503 00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:20,588 Yeah, I can barely sit. 504 00:40:22,198 --> 00:40:24,132 We're coming to your trial thing tomorrow. 505 00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:26,568 - We? - Yeah. We. 506 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,515 Freddie's worried sick. 507 00:40:30,550 --> 00:40:31,975 I bet he is. 508 00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:36,734 Probably scared I'm going to get off and steal his woman again. 509 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,764 I love him, Cook. That's what I came to say. 510 00:40:51,923 --> 00:40:53,456 How is the love? 511 00:40:53,491 --> 00:40:57,222 It's a bit of a head fuck, to be honest. 512 00:40:57,257 --> 00:40:59,266 Not simple. 513 00:40:59,301 --> 00:41:01,656 I know you'd understand that. 514 00:41:01,691 --> 00:41:03,843 But I'm giving it a go. 515 00:41:06,459 --> 00:41:09,019 That's what I always loved about you, Cook. 516 00:41:09,054 --> 00:41:11,304 Brave. 517 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,210 Eff? 518 00:41:24,245 --> 00:41:27,089 Would you tell JJ... you know. 519 00:41:47,478 --> 00:41:50,584 - You care. - I don't. 520 00:41:50,619 --> 00:41:52,865 Yeah. 521 00:41:54,999 --> 00:41:57,854 Good job this isn't no win, no fee, otherwise you'd be fucked. 522 00:42:12,793 --> 00:42:14,863 James Cook. 523 00:42:17,131 --> 00:42:21,888 Cook! Cook! No! Let go! 524 00:42:21,923 --> 00:42:23,680 - Cook! - What are you doing here? 525 00:42:23,715 --> 00:42:27,515 - I bunked off school. I don't give a shit. I want to watch! - Listen! 526 00:42:27,550 --> 00:42:29,453 Be a big man for me, ok? 527 00:42:29,488 --> 00:42:32,796 I need you to sit there for us and wait. You can't come in. 528 00:42:32,831 --> 00:42:36,105 - Come and sit over here. - Tell them to piss off! 529 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:39,485 Tell them you didn't do anything! 530 00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:48,222 And how do you plead? 531 00:42:48,257 --> 00:42:49,735 Guilty. 532 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:56,374 Mr. Cook, you've wasted a lot of our time, 533 00:42:56,409 --> 00:43:00,318 and bail has been a disaster. 534 00:43:00,353 --> 00:43:02,926 Your mother says she's unable to control your behaviour 535 00:43:02,961 --> 00:43:06,533 and she is unwilling to accept you back into the family home. 536 00:43:06,568 --> 00:43:08,372 - Do you understand? - Yes. 537 00:43:08,407 --> 00:43:11,695 So I'm afraid a custodial sentence is inevitable. 538 00:43:11,730 --> 00:43:14,983 In any case, I'm told there may be other charges. 539 00:43:15,018 --> 00:43:19,196 However, since you wisely changed your plea, 540 00:43:19,231 --> 00:43:22,006 we're going to remand you into custody for reports. 541 00:43:22,041 --> 00:43:24,782 You should expect to be there for several months. 542 00:43:24,817 --> 00:43:27,821 And James, while you're there, 543 00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:31,990 I strongly advise you to behave yourself. 544 00:43:32,025 --> 00:43:35,927 Sentence set for two weeks from today. Take him down. 545 00:43:38,941 --> 00:43:41,297 Cook! What's happening? 546 00:43:41,332 --> 00:43:46,019 What's happening, Cook?! Tell them to piss off! Cook! 547 00:44:08,290 --> 00:44:11,733 It seems your father has let us down once again. 548 00:44:11,768 --> 00:44:17,172 Because of his stupidity, this house is being taken from us. 549 00:44:17,207 --> 00:44:18,935 Who the fuck do you think you are? 550 00:44:20,978 --> 00:44:24,129 I'm Katie fucking Fitch. Who the fuck are you? 551 00:44:29,736 --> 00:44:31,500 Do you fancy me? 552 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,700 - Just checking. - Of course. 553 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Sync by fant0m www.addic7ed.com 554 00:44:48,050 --> 00:44:52,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38383

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