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ROSEANNE, DO YOU KNOW DAD
WAS THINKING ABOUT RETIRING?
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WHAT'S HE GOING
TO DO ALL DAY?
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STAY HOME
WITH GRANDMA?
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YOU KNOW, I BET HE'LL BE
DEAD WITHIN A MONTH.
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LOOK, IF I STOPPED YOU
FOR SPEEDING,
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WHICH HAIRSTYLE DO YOU THINK
COMMANDS MORE RESPECT,
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THIS OR...
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THIS?
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NAH. IF YOU STOP ME
FOR SPEEDING,
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I'LL PULL ALL
YOUR HAIR OUT.
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WHEN DID DAD
CALL YOU?
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SUNDAY, WHEN HE
ALWAYS CALLS ME.
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HE CALLS YOU
EVERY SUNDAY?
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YEAH. WELL, NO,
NOT EVERY SUNDAY.
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MOM CALLS YOU
EVERY SATURDAY.
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NO, SHE DOESN'T.
I CALL HER.
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WELL, I'M OFF
TO FIGHT CRIME
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AND KEEP LANFORD
SAFE.
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OH!
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WOULD YOU GET THAT
THING OUT OF HERE?
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LOOK, FIRST OF ALL,
THE SAFETY WAS ON.
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SECOND OF ALL,
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A POLICE REVOLVER
DOES NOT GO OFF
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SIMPLY BY BEING DROPPED
ON THE FLOOR.
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WELL...
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A WASTE OF
TAXPAYERS' MONEY,
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I'M TELLING YOU.
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THAT GOES IN THERE.
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OH, DAN, SOME GUY
NAMED WALT CALLED YOU.
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THANKS FOR SUPPER.
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BYE.
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WALT? WHEN?
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A COUPLE OF
HOURS AGO.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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BECKY, WRAP IT UP.
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ONE SEC!
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TRY JERRY POLSON.
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555-4138.
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YEAH. I GOT TO GO.
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IT'S THE 'RENTS.
BYE.
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THANK YOU.
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A REALLY GREAT PARTY
TOMORROW NIGHT
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IS TURNING INTO THE
SNOOZE OF THE CENTURY.
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WHY, WHAT'D THEY DO--
INVITE YOUR DAD?
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NO. FIRST, WAYNE FRANKEL
ISN'T COMING,
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AND NOW RICHIE BOWER
CAN'T COME
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'CAUSE HIS PARENTS
ARE MAKING HIM GO
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TO SOME
STUPID FUNERAL.
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WELL, MAYBE SOMEBODY
IN THEIR FAMILY DIED.
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YEAH, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
A PARTY IS A PARTY.
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DARLENE,
HOW WOULD YOU
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LIKE TO MAKE
A LITTLE MONEY SATURDAY
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HELPING ON
THAT DRYWALL JOB?
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THAT KID WALT
FLAKED OUT ON ME.
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HOW MUCH?
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NEVER MIND HOW MUCH.
YES OR NO?
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10 BUCKS, YES.
8 BUCKS, NO.
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10 BUCKS, BUT WE
START AT 6:00.
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BREAKFAST
AT THE DINER?
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DINER IT IS.
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CAN I FINISH
THE DISHES LATER?
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I THINK
THIS NEEDS TO SOAK.
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YEAH.
I'LL DO IT LATER.
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DAD, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
ROUNDBALL UNDER THE LIGHTS?
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SURE.
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DAN.
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HONEY, I'LL BE OUT
IN A MINUTE. WHAT?
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WELL, THAT
WASN'T VERY NICE.
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WHAT?
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WHAT YOU JUST DID.
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WHAT?
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WHAT?
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW?
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WELL, YOU GOT
TWO DAUGHTERS, DAN.
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YOU KNOW,
MAYBE BECKY WANTS
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TO MAKE
SOME MONEY, TOO.
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BECKY
MEASURING DRYWALL?
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[BRITISH ACCENT]
THAT IS FOR TO LAUGH.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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NO, THAT'S NOT
FOR TO LAUGH.
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I MEAN, YOU JUST
ASK DARLENE TO GO
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AND THEN YOU JUST ASSUME
BECKY DOESN'T WANT TO GO.
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THAT REMINDS ME
OF MY DAD
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WHEN HE USED TO
ASK JACKIE TO GO FISHING
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AND JUST ASSUMED
I DIDN'T WANT TO GO.
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ROSEANNE, YOU
DON'T LIKE FISHING.
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I LIKE IT BETTER
THAN REJECTION.
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I DIDN'T
REJECT ANYBODY.
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BECKY DOESN'T LIKE
HAMMERS AND SAWS.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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'CAUSE I TRIED TO SAW
HER IN HALF ONE TIME,
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AND SHE STARTED
SCREAMING.
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WHAT IS THIS
ALL ABOUT?
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IT'S ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER
WHO'S UPSTAIRS
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FEELING UNLOVED,
UNWANTED, AND ALONE,
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AND SHE AIN'T
EVEN MARRIED.
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YOU ARE COMPLETELY
OUT OF YOUR MIND.
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DON'T TRY TO CHANGE
THE SUBJECT.
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SHE'S PROBABLY
UP THERE RIGHT NOW,
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CRYING HER EYES OUT.
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OH, GOLLY, KATIE
BAR THE DAMN DOOR.
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ROSEANNE,
FORGET ABOUT IT.
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I'M NOT GOING UP THERE.
THIS IS BULL.
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WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING,
PUT IT OUT OF YOUR MIND.
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FINE, DAN. JUST DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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BOY, ARE YOU...
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♪ JAM, PUMP IT UP ♪
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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♪ AND THE JAM
IS PUMPIN' ♪
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♪ LOOK AHEAD
TO PARTY JUMPIN' ♪
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♪ PUMP IT UP
A LITTLE MORE ♪
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♪ GET THE PARTY GOIN'
ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪
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♪ SEE, 'CAUSE THAT'S
WHERE THE PARTY'S AT ♪
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♪ AND YOU... ♪
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♪ I WANT ♪
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♪ A PLACE TO STAY ♪
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♪ GET
YOUR BOOTY-- ♪
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AAH!
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HI.
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WHAT?
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CAN I COME IN,
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OR DO I GOT TO GET
MY HAND STAMPED?
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PUMP UP THE JAM?
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HOW LONG WERE YOU
STANDING THERE?
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JUST ONE VERSE.
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SO WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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OH, I WANT TO KNOW
IF YOU WANTED TO
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HELP ME OUT ON THAT
DRYWALL JOB SATURDAY.
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I THOUGHT YOU GOT
DARLENE TO DO IT.
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YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT
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MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO JOIN THE FUN.
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WHAT FUN, STANDING AROUND
SOME GUY'S BASEMENT?
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WELL, IT'S
A HALF-DAY'S WORK.
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I THOUGHT YOU COULD
USE THE EXTRA CASH.
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IS THIS HINGE
COMING LOOSE?
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YOU'RE JUST UP HERE
TO SPY, AREN'T YOU?
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NO. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
YOUR MOM'S DEPARTMENT.
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HEY, I KNOW HOW
YOU AND MOM WORK.
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YOU GET ME
OUT OF THE HOUSE
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SO MOM CAN COME IN
HERE AND "CLEAN."
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HEY, BECKY,
WHY DO YOU ASSUME
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THERE'S SOME ULTERIOR MOTIVE
FOR ME COMING UP HERE?
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BECAUSE YOU ONLY COME UP
HERE FOR TWO REASONS--
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TO SAY GOOD NIGHT
AND TO FIX THE TOILET.
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NOW IT'S ONLY 7 P.M.
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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TOILET'S
WORKING FINE.
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SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOU?
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THIS IS ABOUT
THE DISHES, ISN'T IT?
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NO, IT'S NOT
ABOUT THE DISHES.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT
ANYTHING, BECKY.
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WHAT'S WITH
THIS ATTITUDE?
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I JUST CAME UP HERE TO
ASK YOU A SIMPLE QUESTION--
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DO YOU WANT THE JOB?
YES OR NO?
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WELL, IF I SAY NO,
CAN I STILL GO
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TO THE PARTY
TOMORROW NIGHT?
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HEY, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
YOU WANT TO DO.
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THIS IS NOT
A TRICK QUESTION.
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I THOUGHT
IT MIGHT BE FUN
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TO SPEND SOME TIME
TOGETHER.
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ALL RIGHT.
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IF YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE ME GO, I'LL GO.
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HEY, I DON'T WANT
YOU TO DO ANYTHING
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YOU DON'T WANT TO DO.
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IF YOU WANT TO COME
ALONG, COME ALONG.
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IF YOU DON'T WANT TO,
FINE!
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FINE!
FINE!
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WAS THAT
ABOUT THE DISHES?
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WELL, WAS I RIGHT?
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YEAH,
YOU WERE RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T
WANT TO BE RIGHT.
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I WAS HOPING I WAS WRONG.
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WELL, YOU WEREN'T.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I WENT UP THERE
TO ASK HER A QUESTION.
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THE NEXT THING I KNOW,
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WE WERE SHOUTING
AT EACH OTHER.
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WHAT WERE YOU
SHOUTING ABOUT?
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
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YOU KNOW, I LOVE
THIS OLD PORCH.
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LIKE BEING ON THE
BACK OF A CABOOSE
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THAT'S NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.
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WELL, YOU MAY NOT BE
GOING NO PLACE,
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BUT I'M GOING IN, 'CAUSE
I'M FREEZING MY BUTT OFF.
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YOU JUST NEED TO SPEND
MORE TIME WITH HER, DAN.
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YOU KNOW, GET, UH,
INTERESTED IN HER LIFE.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO, BABY?
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HANG OUT
AT THE MALT SHOP?
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MAYBE. HEY, IF YOU DO,
BRING ME BACK SOMETHING.
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HEY, DEEJ,
YOUR FLY'S OPEN.
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HUH?
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DAD, 7:00 TONIGHT,
DON'T FORGET.
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BLACK HAWKS, OILERS.
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I'LL BE THERE.
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THE BEVERAGES
WILL BE THERE.
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THE CHIPS
WILL BE THERE,
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BUT, BECKY,
YOU WON'T BE HERE
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'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING
TO THAT PARTY.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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TOO BAD.
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LIKE I CARE.
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SO WHO'S THROWING
THIS SHINDIG?
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SHINDIG?
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YEAH. IT'S A WORD
FROM THE OLDEN DAYS.
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UM, IT'S
AT JOYCE'S HOUSE.
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OH, JOYCE. YEAH.
SHE'S A NICE GIRL.
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YOU NEVER
MET HER.
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WELL, YEAH, BUT THROWING
A PARTY AND ALL,
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THAT'S A PRETTY
NICE THING TO DO.
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SO, BECKY,
YOU THINK HER PARENTS
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ARE GONNA SPRING
FOR A LIVE BAND
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LIKE BILLY WALL'S
PARENTS DID LAST YEAR?
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REMEMBER THAT, DAN,
AND THE COPS SHOWED UP?
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BOY, I BET
THAT WAS RAD.
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SO, BECKY, WHO YOU
TAKING TO THIS SHINDIG?
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NOBODY SPECIAL.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT
JIMMY MELON, SPELLON...
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MELS...
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MELTREIGER?
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YEAH, JIMMY MELTREIGER.
I LIKE HIM.
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WELL...
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THERE--YOU KNOW,
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THERE WAS THINGS
ABOUT HIM I LIKED.
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UH, I DIDN'T
LOVE THE GUY.
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BECKY DID...
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UNTIL HE
DUMPED HER.
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HE DIDN'T DUMP ME.
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GET REAL. YOU HIT
THE GROUND LIKE A SAFE.
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HE DUMPED YOU?
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HE DIDN'T
DUMP ME, DAD!
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00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,570
I MEAN, YOU BROKE UP
WITH HIM.
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00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,104
WHY ARE YOU
BEING SO NOSY?
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00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,073
I'M NOT BEING NOSY.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW.
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00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,142
YOU WANT TO KNOW?
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HE USED ME TO GET
TO KNOW SUSAN NOONAN,
239
00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:13,645
AND THEN HE DUMPED ME,
240
00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,648
AND NOW HE'S GOING OUT
WITH HER, OK?
241
00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,149
AND NOW YOU KNOW
EVERYTHING!
242
00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,316
AND NOW I'M GONNA
BE IN MY ROOM
243
00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:19,384
IN CASE YOU
WANT TO COME UP
244
00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:20,285
AND DO A LITTLE
MORE SPYING!
245
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,455
GOOD.
246
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,523
ROSEANNE,
I CAN'T TELL YOU
247
00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:26,391
HOW YOU'VE HELPED MY
RELATIONSHIP WITH BECKY.
248
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,733
HEY, DAD, YOU READY
FOR ME TO SLAUGHTER YOU?
249
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,735
OH, SO NOW
IT'S YOUR TURN.
250
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,741
IS THERE A BIG STORM
BREWING HERE?
251
00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:42,742
I MEAN, LIKE,
SHOULD I SPLIT?
252
00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,276
'CAUSE I GOT TO DO
SOME BAKING.
253
00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:46,845
NO, IT'S JUST THE USUAL
FAMILY TENSION.
254
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,114
YOU KNOW, THIS ONE AIN'T
TALKING TO THAT ONE,
255
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,616
THAT ONE AIN'T TALKING
TO THIS ONE.
256
00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:51,617
WHAT DID YOU DO?
257
00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:53,619
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHAT'D I DO?
258
00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,621
HOW COME ALL THE TIME,
YOU THINK IT'S MY FAULT?
259
00:10:55,621 --> 00:11:00,626
OK, LIKE, ASSUME
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
260
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:02,127
SO, WHAT HAPPENED?
261
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,130
OH, IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
262
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:08,134
WELL, DAN GOES OVER TO
DARLENE AND HE ASKS HER
263
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,135
IF SHE WANTS TO MAKE
SOME EXTRA MONEY,
264
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,636
YOU KNOW?
WELL, BECKY NEEDS TO
265
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:11,637
MAKE SOME
EXTRA MONEY, TOO,
266
00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:13,138
'CAUSE SHE SPENDS MORE
MONEY ON CLOTHES,
267
00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,140
FOR ONE THING,
THAN DARLENE DOES.
268
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,675
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
HE JUST ASKED DARLENE,
269
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,978
AND HE TOTALLY
OVERLOOKED BECKY.
270
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,547
YOU KNOW, GARY DOES
THAT STUFF WITH HIS DOGS.
271
00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:24,016
LIKE HE'LL ALWAYS
FAVOR THE COLLIE.
272
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:28,988
UH-HUH.
273
00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:31,323
WELL, THIS IS ABOUT ME.
274
00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:32,824
I KNOW. GO AHEAD.
275
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,693
SO I GET ALL OVER DAN.
YOU KNOW,
276
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,961
I TELL HIM, HEY,
YOU GOT TWO DAUGHTERS,
277
00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:36,962
AND THE WHOLE DEAL AND
EVERYTHING LIKE THAT,
278
00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,463
YOU KNOW,
SO THEN HE GOES UP
279
00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:39,465
AND HE ASKS BECKY TO GO.
280
00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,467
AND SHE OF COURSE
SAYS NO.
281
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,968
'CAUSE WHO WANTS TO
GO ANYPLACE
282
00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:44,970
AFTER YOUR MOM
MAKES YOUR DAD ASK YOU?
283
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,471
YOU KNOW,
DOGS CAN SENSE
284
00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:48,974
WHEN YOU'RE
APPEASING THEM, TOO.
285
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:54,980
NOW, TRY TO STAY
WITH ME HERE, SIS.
286
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,481
SO, ANYWAYS, THEN
WE'RE SITTING HERE
287
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,483
AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE
288
00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:58,984
AND HE'S TRYING TO TALK TO
BECKY AND EVERYTHING
289
00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,485
AND HE'S GETTING ALL
PALSY-WALSY WITH HER,
290
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,987
ALL THIS CRAP.
291
00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:02,988
HE'S JUST
DRIVING HER NUTS
292
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:03,989
'CAUSE HE'S
ASKING HER QUESTION
293
00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,490
AFTER QUESTION
AFTER QUESTION.
294
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:06,492
SHE JUST FINALLY
GOES CRAZY.
295
00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:07,993
NOW SHE AIN'T
TALKING TO HIM,
296
00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:08,994
HE BLAMES ME,
297
00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:10,996
SO HE AIN'T
TALKING TO ME.
298
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:13,999
NOTHING TO DO
THIS WEEKEND, SIS?
299
00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:17,002
NO, I JUST
DON'T WANT DAN
300
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,503
PULLING THE SAME KIND
OF HEAD-TRIP ON BECKY
301
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:21,173
LIKE DADDY
USED TO PULL ON ME.
302
00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,974
WHAT HEAD-TRIP?
303
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,042
YOU KNOW, HOW
HE'D ALWAYS THINK OF
304
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,044
SOMETHING REALLY FUN TO DO
305
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,046
AND THEN HE'D ONLY ASK
YOU TO GO WITH HIM.
306
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,013
HE DID NOT.
307
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,314
HE DID, TOO.
308
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,382
HE DID NOT. I WAS
THE ONLY ONE HOME.
309
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,383
THAT'S WHY.
ANYWAY,
310
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:32,384
YOU WERE
THE ONLY ONE
311
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:34,652
WHO COULD BEAR
TO BE WITH MOM.
312
00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:37,722
JACKIE, YOU KNOW
YOU'RE DADDY'S FAVORITE.
313
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:40,225
I AM NOT.
314
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:42,794
BEER BREAK.
315
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:43,796
PEE BREAK.
316
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,264
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
317
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,833
HOW DO YOU THINK
I FEEL, JACKIE?
318
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,334
HE CALLS YOU
EVERY SUNDAY.
319
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:50,836
HOW DO YOU THINK
THAT MAKES ME FEEL?
320
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:51,837
HOW DOES IT
MAKE YOU FEEL
321
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,338
KNOWING MOM CALLS ME
ALL THE TIME
322
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:54,840
AND SHE
NEVER CALLS YOU?
323
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,843
LUCKY. HONORED.
324
00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:58,844
OFF THE HOOK.
325
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,846
FREE, THRILLED.
ELATED.
326
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,347
GLAD THAT
SHE'S STILL ALIVE,
327
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:03,849
BUT I DON'T HAVE
TO TALK TO HER.
328
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,984
GLAD THAT EVERY TIME
THE PHONE RINGS, I KNOW--
329
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,920
OH, ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!
330
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,488
AMAZING.
200 MILES AWAY,
331
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:10,489
AND YOUR PARENTS
332
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:11,623
CAN STILL
RUIN A WEEKEND.
333
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,192
ROSEANNE,
DAN AND BECKY
334
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:16,094
HAVE A PERFECTLY
HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.
335
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,162
NOT ANYMORE.
336
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,664
DAN SPENDS JUST
AS MUCH TIME WITH BECKY
337
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,933
AS YOU DO WITH DARLENE.
338
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,368
YEAH.
339
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,270
YEAH, WHAT?
340
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,338
YEAH, YOU HAVE
JUST AS CRUMMY
341
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,339
RELATIONSHIP
WITH DARLENE
342
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,940
AS I HAVE WITH BECKY.
343
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,510
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
344
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,979
YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE
BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND.
345
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,046
WHAT WAS THE SCORE
OF DARLENE'S
346
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:36,615
BASKETBALL GAME
TUESDAY NIGHT?
347
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,183
UH...
348
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,186
S....
349
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,189
21, UH...
350
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,557
I DON'T KNOW.
351
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,325
HOW MUCH MONEY DID SHE
LOSE ON THE SUPER BOWL?
352
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,392
WHAT, SHE'S GAMBLING?
353
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:48,961
A BUCK AND A HALF
PLUS A PREYING MANTIS
354
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:49,995
SHE FOUND AT
THE LANFORD CLUB.
355
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,196
WHAT WAS SHE DOING
IN THE LANFORD CLUB?
356
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:52,264
YOU DON'T KNOW?
357
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:53,265
I HOPE SHE WASN'T
DEVASTATED
358
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,333
BY YOUR
LACK OF INTEREST.
359
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,236
HEY, ME AND DARLENE HAVE
A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP.
360
00:13:58,237 --> 00:13:59,805
YEAH, YOU TRADE
WISECRACKS.
361
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:03,942
KIND OF THE SAME WAY THAT
MOM AND I TRADE PUTDOWNS.
362
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:07,012
I AM NOT LIKE MOM.
363
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,014
ME AND DARLENE
DO A LOT MORE
364
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,015
THAN JUST
TRADING WISECRACKS,
365
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,016
I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW.
366
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,517
WE LOVE SPENDING
TIME TOGETHER.
367
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,654
DARLENE, HONEY...
368
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,156
YOU WANT TO TAKE
A WALK WITH ME
369
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,958
DOWN TO THE STORE
LATER ON?
370
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,528
GEE, I'D LOVE TO, MOM,
BUT I RATHER STAY HOME
371
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,030
AND DRILL SOME SCREWS
INTO MY TOES.
372
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:41,479
YOU GOT TO LOVE
HER SENSE OF HUMOR.
373
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,488
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
374
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:50,489
TO WATCH THE GAME.
375
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,324
ON TV?
376
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:53,892
NO. THE BULLS AND KNICKS
ARE ACTUALLY COMING OVER
377
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,895
AND PLAYING
IN OUR LIVING ROOM.
378
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,696
YOU WANT TO HELP ME
MOVE THE COUCH?
379
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,564
YEAH. WE'LL PUT IT
IN YOUR MOUTH.
380
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,369
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
381
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,071
WELL, I'M JOINING YOU.
382
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,939
YEAH, BUT YOU HATE
BASKETBALL.
383
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,508
YEAH, I KNOW THAT,
384
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:12,511
BUT I LOVE
MY LITTLE DAUGHTER.
385
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:19,518
HEY, YOU WANT TO WATCH
THAT MARY HART SPECIAL?
386
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,522
SEVEN, MOM.
387
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:24,523
OH, RIGHT.
388
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,502
HEY, HEY.
389
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,506
ME AND YOU, WE...
390
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,774
HAVE SOME GOOD
TALKS, DON'T WE?
391
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,343
MOM, WHAT'S GOING ON?
392
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:48,413
I MEAN, WHY IS DAD AT
THE MALL LEECHING ON BECKY?
393
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:51,917
NOTHING'S GOING ON.
394
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:53,919
YOU'RE LYING.
395
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,421
I'M NOT LYING.
396
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,656
WELL, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT
397
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,691
AT THE MALL
SHOPPING WITH BECKY?
398
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,760
WELL, I WAS GOING TO GO,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
399
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,696
I HEAR THERE'S SOME
GREAT GAME ON.
400
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:10,903
YEAH, OK. NO, NO.
WELL, ME AND YOUR DAD
401
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,404
WERE JUST CHECKING IN
WITH YOU AND BECKY,
402
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:13,805
YOU KNOW?
403
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,874
PARENTS JUST HAVE TO DO
THAT EVERY NOW AND THEN.
404
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,876
YOU JUST KIND OF,
YOU KNOW,
405
00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:19,878
YOU KNOCK ON THE DOOR
406
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:21,379
AND YOU JUST HAVE TO
SHOUT DOWN THERE,
407
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,882
"HEY, EVERYTHING
OK IN THERE?"
408
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:26,951
THEN YOU HOPE
FOR A GOOD ANSWER.
409
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,520
IS EVERYTHING OK?
410
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,590
YEAH. NOW SHUT THE DOOR.
I'M GETTING A DRAFT.
411
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,329
IS THAT HOW YOU'RE GONNA
GET THROUGH YOUR LIFE,
412
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,331
JUST ALL
THESE WISECRACKS?
413
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,832
IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO DO?
414
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,335
WELL, IT WORKED
FOR YOU--
415
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,337
I MEAN,
NOT THAT MY WISECRACKS
416
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,706
CAN EVEN
COMPARE WITH YOURS.
417
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:50,141
DIFFERENT LEAGUE,
YOU KNOW, BUT I MEAN...
418
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,511
IT'S COOL.
YOU'RE ALWAYS COMING UP
419
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,012
WITH THIS
OFF-THE-WALL STUFF,
420
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,015
AND I LIKE IT. I MEAN,
YOU'RE NOT AS SAPPY
421
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,683
AS ALL THOSE
OTHER KIDS' PARENTS.
422
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,151
THINK SO?
423
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,019
YEAH, RIGHT.
424
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,861
WELL, LOOK,
HOW ABOUT THIS?
425
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,364
IS THIS ONE
A GOOD ONE?
426
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,365
WHAT?
427
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,869
NO, DAD.
428
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,879
LISTEN, YOU HATE
THIS, DON'T YOU?
429
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,381
OF COURSE NOT.
430
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,890
BE HONEST. I KNOW
YOU HATE SHOPPING.
431
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,593
ONLY PARTS OF IT,
LIKE THE WAITING...
432
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,094
THE WALKING...
433
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,597
THE SEARCHING,
THE CARRYING,
434
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,599
STANDING THERE
LIKE A FOOL
435
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,100
WHILE SOMEONE
TAKES AN ALARM
436
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,902
OFF YOUR NEW PANTS.
437
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,971
THEN WHY DID YOU COME
DOWN HERE WITH ME?
438
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:53,972
YOU COULD HAVE
JUST DROPPED ME OFF.
439
00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:54,973
WHY DID YOU FEEL
440
00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:57,475
LIKE YOU HAD TO HANG
WITH ME ALL DAY?
441
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:01,479
MOM.
MOM.
442
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,481
YEAH. YOU KNOW HOW
443
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,482
SHE WANTS EVERYTHING
TO BE JUST RIGHT.
444
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:04,983
UH-HUH.
445
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:05,984
SHE GOT IT
INTO HER HEAD
446
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:06,985
THAT YOU AND I WEREN'T
447
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:08,987
SPENDING ENOUGH TIME
TOGETHER,
448
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:13,891
SO HERE WE ARE--
ON A SPREE.
449
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,961
DAD, WE SEE EACH OTHER
ALL THE TIME. I MEAN,
450
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,463
YOU WERE EVEN UP IN MY ROOM
A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.
451
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:21,467
YEAH, AND YOU ACTED LIKE IT
WAS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE.
452
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,569
WELL, THAT'S
JUST 'CAUSE...
453
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:27,105
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T
USUALLY COME UP THERE.
454
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,175
YEAH, I--I...I KNOW.
455
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:34,179
I DON'T KNOW,
I MEAN, I GUESS, UH...
456
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,680
WE REALLY DON'T TALK
A WHOLE LOT
457
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,083
ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON
IN YOUR LIFE ANYMORE.
458
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,851
BUT I TELL MOM STUFF,
459
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,421
AND SHE PRETTY MUCH
TELLS YOU EVERYTHING, HUH?
460
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,289
NOT ALWAYS.
461
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,358
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN
TALK TO ME, TOO.
462
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,160
YOU KNOW
I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
463
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:51,997
I MEAN, I'M CRAZY
464
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,665
ABOUT YOUR BROTHER
AND SISTER, TOO,
465
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:56,234
BUT I REALLY ADORE YOU.
466
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,736
DAD.
467
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,237
I KNOW. I KNOW.
468
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:02,641
I'M JUST SAYING,
BABY, YOU KNOW--
469
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,742
YO, CONNER.
470
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,810
YO, DANA.
WHAT'S THE HAPS?
471
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,814
WE'RE LIKE IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE ULTIMATE.
472
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,816
WHO ARE YOU HERE WITH?
473
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,951
MY OLD MAN.
474
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,520
HIYA, KIDS.
475
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:19,324
[COUGH COUGH]
476
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,391
OH, HI, MR. CONNER.
477
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:23,895
SO WHERE ARE
YOU GUYS GOING?
478
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,898
OH, WE'RE GONNA GO
TO CHECK OUT SOME TAPES
479
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,532
AT THE MUSIC MEISTER.
480
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:31,770
ARE YOU TRAPPED
FOR THE WHOLE DAY?
481
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,072
WELL, SORT OF.
482
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:36,074
ALL RIGHT. WELL,
I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY.
483
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,575
OK.
484
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:38,076
MAYBE I'LL
CALL YOU TONIGHT.
485
00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:39,644
DANA, WAIT UP.
486
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,146
OK, OK.
I WON'T CALL.
487
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:44,315
JUST HOLD ON.
LOOK, UM...
488
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,885
WHY DON'T WE LET EACH
OTHER OFF THE HOOK HERE.
489
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,387
YOU GO AND SHOP
AND I'LL SPLIT.
490
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,889
WE WON'T TELL MOM.
491
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,257
DAD, THAT'S LYING.
492
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:57,162
OK.
493
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:01,199
HERE, BUY YOURSELF
SOMETHING NICE,
494
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,702
AND WHEN I GET HOME,
495
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,704
I WANT TO HEAR
ALL THE GOSSIP.
496
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,712
HEY, DAD.
497
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,512
YEAH?
498
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,781
THANKS FOR, YOU KNOW...
499
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:21,753
I LOVE YOU.
500
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:23,755
YEAH, I KNOW.
501
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:26,758
BUT HERE'S A 10-SPOT
FOR SAYING SO.
502
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,271
NO, THEY DON'T MAKE
RUBBER.
503
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,774
THEY GET IT FROM TREES.
504
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,776
AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU
HOW THEY GET TREES.
505
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:47,211
WOW, MOM, YOU REALLY DO
KNOW EVERYTHING.
506
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,447
YEAH, AND I GET IT
ALL FROM BOOKS.
507
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,884
DAD, DID YOU KNOW
MOM KNOWS EVERYTHING?
508
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,819
YEAH, THAT'S JUST
ONE OF THE LITTLE THINGS
509
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,756
WE HAVE TO LIVE WITH
IN THIS FAMILY.
510
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,191
HEY, D.J.,
YOU KNOW HOW
511
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,193
THEY INVENTED
PRIVACY, DON'T YOU?
512
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,694
HOW?
513
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:03,695
SCRAM.
514
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:04,662
I SEE.
515
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,634
SO, HOW DID IT GO?
516
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,168
WHAT CAN I SAY?
517
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:12,737
I LOVE THE MALL.
518
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,574
WELL, YOU MISSED A HELL
OF A KNICKS GAME, BOY.
519
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:17,576
THEY HAD ABOUT
SIX BILLION OVERTIMES.
520
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,411
NO KIDDING? WHO WON?
521
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,752
SO, YOU AND BECKY OK?
522
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,588
OH, YEAH,
WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
523
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,590
SHE LOOKED AT CLOTHES,
I WATCHED.
524
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,592
SHE LOOKED AT BOYS,
I WATCHED.
525
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:37,596
SHE BUMPED INTO FRIENDS,
I SPLIT.
526
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,097
SHE'S OK.
527
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:42,100
SHE LOVES ME,
I LOVE HER.
528
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,470
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I'M A MODEL DAD.
529
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,305
BOY, I FEEL LIKE
I OUGHT TO GO OVER THERE
530
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,807
TO THE DEPARTMENT STORE
531
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,810
AND PICK YOU UP ONE
OF THEM "DAD" JACKETS,
532
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,311
YOU KNOW, WITH
THE PATCHES ON THE ELBOWS
533
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,581
AND EVERYTHING, WARD.
534
00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:58,349
HOW DID YOU MAKE OUT
WITH DARLENE--
535
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:01,353
YOU KNOW, THE DAUGHTER
I REALLY LIKE?
536
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,355
AH, WE'RE FINE.
537
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:06,658
GOD, I DON'T KNOW WHERE
YOU CAME UP WITH THAT ONE.
538
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,627
AS YOU'LL RECALL,
I DIDN'T START THIS.
539
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,997
OH, YEAH.
WELL, WHATEVER.
540
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:27,546
HI, DAD.
HOW'S IT GOING?
541
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:30,548
YEAH.
542
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:33,552
NO KIDDING.
543
00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:34,553
YEAH.
544
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:41,560
YEAH, THAT'S
REAL INTERESTING, DAD.
545
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:42,460
IS MOM THERE?
546
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:46,931
IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN
547
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:49,935
BY LITTLE THINGS PARENTS
ARE NAGGING ABOUT?
548
00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:51,536
YES.
YES.
549
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,104
IF THEY WANT US
TO ACT LIKE ADULTS,
550
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,874
WHY DO THEY STILL TREAT US
AS IF WE WERE CHILDREN?
551
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:56,941
MAYBE WE SHOULD
TALK TO THEM.
552
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:57,943
EVERY TIME THEY
NAG US,
553
00:22:57,943 --> 00:22:58,944
WE SHOULD TELL THEM
554
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,445
WE'RE NOT CHILDREN
ANYMORE.
555
00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:01,779
TALKING WON'T HELP.
556
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:03,348
BUT MAYBE IF JOHNNY
WOULD DO WHAT HIS MOTHER
557
00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:04,849
WANTS HIM TO DO
AND WEAR HIS RUBBERS
558
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,785
WHEN IT'S RAINY
OR MUDDY OUTSIDE.
559
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:09,354
BUT GEE, WE CAN'T
ALWAYS BE PERFECT.
560
00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:11,356
SOMETIMES I JUST
DON'T FEEL LIKE EATING
561
00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:13,157
HOT CEREAL
FOR BREAKFAST.
562
00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:14,726
WE SURE CAN'T.
WE CAN'T ALWAYS DO
563
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,227
WHAT THEY TELL US
TO DO.
564
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,296
WELL, THAT'S TRUE,
BUT BEING AN ADULT
565
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:20,298
DOESN'T MEAN
BEING PERFECT EITHER.
566
00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:23,301
BEING AN ADULT DOES MEAN
THINKING OUT REASONS
567
00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:28,506
FOR AND AGAINST EATING
CERTAIN FOODS, WEARING RUBBERS,
568
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,175
SITTING LIKE A RAMROD.
569
00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:34,746
ONCE YOU LEARN THAT WHAT
YOUR PARENTS ASK YOU TO DO
570
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:36,247
IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD,
571
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,016
YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO ACCEPT IT.
572
00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:40,451
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