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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:08,674 [NO DIALOGUE AUDIO-- OPENING THEME PLAYING] 2 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,678 [LAUGHTER] 3 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:56,656 [LAUGHTER] 4 00:00:56,656 --> 00:00:57,657 SO THIS IS YOUR IDEA 5 00:00:57,657 --> 00:00:59,158 OF STAYING OUT OF THINGS. 6 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:02,162 HEY, ALLS I'M DOING IS HAVING 7 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:05,165 A NICE LITTLE FAMILY CASUAL GET-TOGETHER. 8 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:07,167 I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED. 9 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,668 YOU CAN'T HELP YOURSELF, CAN YOU? 10 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:09,669 YOU'RE AN ADDICT. 11 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:11,671 HEY, SHE'S MY SISTER, 12 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,172 AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE 13 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:14,174 TO MEET HER NEW FRIEND, 14 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:17,477 LIKE THE SUPPORTIVE, LOVING PERSON THAT I AM. 15 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:19,545 HO HO! YOU'RE NOSY, ALICE! 16 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:22,282 NOSY! 17 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:24,851 I AM NOT GETTING INVOLVED, DAN. 18 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:27,920 GARY! GARY, I COULD JUST SEE YOU HOLDING 19 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,423 ONTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK, 20 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,924 SCREAMING AT SAM, "STOP! STOP!" 21 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,927 I WAS WEARING LOAFERS, TOO. 22 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:34,994 I MEAN, NO TRACTION. 23 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:36,061 WHO'S SAM? 24 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:38,564 SAM IS ONE OF THE INSTALLERS 25 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:41,067 THAT WORKS FOR GARY'S GLASS COMPANY. 26 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:44,070 GARY LEARNED THE GLASS BUSINESS FROM HIS UNCLE, 27 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:47,573 WHO HE USED TO WORK FOR IN THE SUMMERS, 28 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:51,077 SO THAT HE COULD STAY IN SHAPE FOR WRESTLING. 29 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:52,578 ISN'T THAT RIGHT? 30 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:53,646 YOU WRESTLED? 31 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:54,713 YEAH. 32 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:56,215 YEAH. 165 POUNDS. 33 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:57,717 WIRY AND QUICK. 34 00:01:57,717 --> 00:01:58,718 YOU ARE. 35 00:01:58,718 --> 00:02:00,219 I ARE WHAT? 36 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,721 WIRY AND QUICK. 37 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:03,222 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 38 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:05,725 OH, I DIDN'T MEAN QUICK THAT WAY. 39 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:09,395 SO FINISH THE STORY. DID SAM STOP, 40 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:10,396 OR WERE YOU EVENTUALLY CRUSHED 41 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:13,999 AND THEN FREED BY THE JAWS OF LIFE? 44 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:21,574 OK. HE STOPS ALL OF A SUDDEN. I FALL DOWN. 45 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:23,242 IT PULLS ALL MY BELT LOOPS OFF, 46 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:24,310 AND I'M SITTING ON THE GROUND 47 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:28,314 WITH MY BELT UNDER MY ARMS. 48 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,549 ISN'T THAT A GREAT STORY? 49 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:35,121 AREN'T THEY CUTE? 50 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:38,124 WELL, THEY CAN'T HELP BUT BE CUTE, DAN. 51 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:40,626 THEY'RE YOUNG, AND THEY'RE IN LOVE, 52 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:43,129 AND THEY'RE HEADED FOR A RAVINE. 53 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:45,131 NOW, NOW, BE SUPPORTIVE. 54 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:47,133 I'M TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE, BUT SHE'S MAKING ME PUKE. 55 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:50,136 SHE'S ACTING JUST LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL. 56 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:51,270 ROSEANNE. 57 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:52,839 OK, EVERYBODY, DINNER'S READY. 58 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,041 COME AND EAT, CHILDREN. 59 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:58,110 OH, THANK YOU. 60 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:12,458 ARE THEY DOING THAT TONGUE THING? 61 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:16,896 UH... 62 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:17,897 YEAH. 63 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:27,907 I USED TO WORK FOR SHERWOOD PLATE GLASS. 64 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:28,908 I WORKED WITH JIM SHERWOOD 65 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:30,409 ON A COUPLE OF JOBS. 66 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,411 NICE OLD GUY. 67 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,413 HE'S A SLY OLD GUY. 68 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:34,914 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 69 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:37,116 HE'S OK. HE'S OK?! 70 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:38,117 HOW CAN YOU BE IN THE SAME ROOM 71 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:40,018 WITH THIS MAN AND SAY HE'S OK? 72 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,587 I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE MAYBE 73 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:44,424 I STILL HAVE PARTIAL USE OF MY BRAIN. 74 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:45,992 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 75 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:47,493 AND DO GOOD WORK. 76 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:50,762 GARY'S COMPANY'S KNOWN FOR ITS GOOD WORK. 77 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:53,398 GARY'S GOT A REPUTATION. 78 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:56,902 THEN YOU TWO HAVE GOT A LOT IN COMMON. 79 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:10,316 JACKIE'S GOT A REPUTATION 80 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:11,950 FOR BEING A GOOD COP. 81 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:13,519 OH, NO, NO, NO. 82 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:16,522 I'M JUST STARTING OUT ON THE FORCE, 83 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:19,191 BUT GARY'S GOT A VERY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS. 84 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,928 HEY, YOU RISK YOUR LIFE EVERY DAY. 85 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,496 UM, WHERE'S THE HEAD? 86 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:23,996 YONDER. 87 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:33,005 AHEM. 88 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,007 I'M LEAVING. 89 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,008 GOOD. 90 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,510 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS, ANYWAY. 91 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:38,911 GOOD. 92 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:40,612 HEY, WAIT YEAH, TAKE GARY. FOR GARY. 93 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,382 TAKE GARY WHERE? 94 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:44,817 SHOW HIM THE GROUNDS. 95 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:46,385 MAYBE I'LL TAKE HIM OUT BACK AND TELL HIM 96 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,221 WHAT HE'S REALLY GETTING HIMSELF INTO. 97 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,455 DAN. 98 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,522 MAYBE I'LL TELL HIM WHAT A CRAZY, 99 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,024 NEUROTIC FAMILY THIS REALLY IS. 100 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,026 DAN. DAN... 101 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,027 MAYBE I'LL TELL HIM THAT YOU STILL GOT 102 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,528 YOUR STUFFED ANIMALS, 103 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:58,531 AND WHEN THEY'RE NAUGHTY, YOU GET MAD AT THEM. 104 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,236 WELL, HE'S MY HUSBAND. 105 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,605 I HAVE TO TELL HIM EVERYTHING. 106 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:08,174 HEY, GAR. YOU LIKE MOTORCYCLES? 107 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:09,675 NO, NOT REALLY. 108 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:11,177 YOU LIKE BOATS? 109 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,178 NAH. 110 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:13,679 HOW ABOUT A DRAFTY OLD GARAGE 111 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,682 WITH A LOT OF GOOD JUNK LAYING AROUND? 112 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,183 OH, YEAH, SURE. 113 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:20,186 COME ON OUT. I'LL SHOW YOU MY MOTORCYCLE AND MY BOAT, 114 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:23,689 AND WE CAN STAND AROUND AND GET THE FLU... 115 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,693 AND YOU TWO HENS CAN YAK IT UP. 116 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:29,696 YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK. YAK YAK. 117 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,701 THIS IS A NICE LITTLE WORK AREA 118 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:36,703 YOU GOT HERE. 119 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:39,706 YEAH, THANKS. MY LITTLE ESCAPE. 120 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:41,207 YEAH, I HEAR YOU. 121 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:43,209 YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MARRIED. 122 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:45,711 NO, NOT YET. UM... 123 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:48,715 BUT JACKIE TELLS ME YOU AND ROSEANNE 124 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:50,950 BEEN TOGETHER SINCE RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL? 125 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,518 YEAH. HARD TO BELIEVE. 126 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:54,520 12 YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL, 127 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,856 AND YOU GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING COMPLETELY STUPID. 128 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:58,924 NO, I'M ONLY KIDDING. 129 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,593 IT'S REALLY GOOD. WE'RE REALLY HAPPY. 130 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:02,661 IT'S OK, DAN. I ALREADY KNOW 131 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:03,663 THAT ANYTHING I TELL JACKIE 132 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:04,697 GOES RIGHT BACK TO ROSEANNE. 133 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:05,864 BINGO. 134 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,933 HEY, BEING SINGLE IS NO BARGAIN, 135 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:09,435 LET ME TELL YOU. 136 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:10,769 IT'S TOUGH MEETING PEOPLE. 137 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,471 YOU SEEM TO BE DOING OK. 138 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:13,806 OH, YEAH. 139 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:15,808 JACKIE, SHE'S, UM... 140 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:17,643 SHE'S SOMETHING. 141 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:19,778 JACKIE'S A GOOD KID. 142 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:22,114 YEAH, I'M NUTS ABOUT HER, MAN. 143 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:25,118 IT'S LIKE I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER. 144 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,120 AND THE TRUTH IS I DON'T WANT TO STOP 145 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,621 THINKING ABOUT HER 146 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:29,622 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M THINKING ABOUT HER, 147 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:31,924 I'M HAPPY. 148 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:34,793 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SHE'S FUN. 149 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:38,097 SHE'S SEXY, AND SHE'S BRIGHT. 150 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:40,099 SHE'S A LITTLE CRAZY, TOO, 151 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:42,101 BUT THAT'S OK WITH ME, 152 00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:44,603 BECAUSE I COULD USE A LITTLE CRAZINESS 153 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:45,504 IN MY LIFE. 154 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,440 SHE CAN PROVIDE THAT. 155 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,342 YEAH. 156 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,847 I'M IN LOVE WITH HER, DAN. 157 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:15,567 HAVE YOU TOLD HER THAT YET? 158 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:16,569 NO WAY. 159 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,037 THAT A BOY. 160 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:21,841 SIS? 161 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,709 WHAT? 162 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:26,578 I KNOW YOU REALLY LIKE GARY RIGHT NOW, 163 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:29,582 AND YOU'RE THINKING THAT MAYBE HE'S THE GUY. 164 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,084 I KNOW. I THINK HE IS. 165 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:34,086 I MEAN, HE'S GOOD, AND HE'S GENTLE. 166 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:35,087 ISN'T HE GENTLE? 167 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:36,588 AND I LIKE HIS LOOKS. 168 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:39,091 YOU FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE, DON'T YOU? 169 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:41,593 I JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU, 170 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,596 AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THE ONLY REASON I'M SAYING IT 171 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:45,397 IS BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU SO MUCH. 172 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,966 WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE HIM. 173 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:47,967 SIS. 174 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,468 OK, WHAT? TELL ME. 175 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,971 I DON'T WANT US TO GET INTO A FIGHT OVER THIS. 176 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,472 NO, WE WON'T GET IN A FIGHT. 177 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,474 OK, 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT WHY I'M MENTIONING IT. 178 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,541 MENTIONING WHAT? 179 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:56,608 WHAT I'M GOING TO MENTION. 180 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,611 WHAT? 181 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:01,981 REMEMBER LAST YEAR, YOU AND THAT GUY TONY? 182 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:08,354 OH, ROSEANNE, GIVE ME A BREAK. 183 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:11,724 TONY! OH... 184 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:15,694 THIS IS NOTHING LIKE TONY. 185 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,196 WITH TONY, 186 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:19,198 I WAS THIS GUSHING 187 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:21,200 LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL GIRL. 188 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,702 I WAS TONY'S LOVE SLAVE. 189 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:26,072 TONY. 190 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:29,642 WELL, NOT JUST WITH TONY, SIS. 191 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:32,645 YOU'VE BEEN THIS WAY WITH A LOT OF GUYS. 192 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,649 YEAH, WELL, MAYBE I HAVE, 193 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,651 BUT WITH GARY, IT'S DIFFERENT, 194 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,152 BECAUSE GARY AND I 195 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:43,655 DO THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO ALL THE TIME-- 196 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:45,658 OR WE WILL. WE WILL... 197 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:47,660 AS SOON AS THERE'S SOMETHING 198 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,161 THAT I WANT TO DO. 199 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:53,431 YOU'RE SO FULL OF IT. 200 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:55,434 OK, JUST DROP IT. 201 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:57,502 OH, NOW SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 202 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:59,004 NO, I REALLY DON'T 203 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,506 BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING COMPLETELY DEFENSIVE. 204 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:01,507 NO, I'M NOT BEING DEFENSIVE, ROSEANNE. 205 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:03,008 YOU'RE MORE DEFENSIVE THAN I AM. 206 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:04,110 IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY BOYFRIEND, 207 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,678 WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OUT AND SAY SO?! 208 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:08,681 WELL, HE'S NOT TAKING OVER MY LIFE. 209 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:10,582 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 210 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,651 JUST FORGET ABOUT IT, OK? 211 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,153 NEVER MIND. 212 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,654 WE OBVIOUSLY CANNOT DISCUSS THIS 213 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,156 LIKE TWO ADULTS, 214 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:19,758 BECAUSE ONE OF US IS A CHILD. 215 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,260 OH? HOW AM I ACTING LIKE A CHILD? 216 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,761 OH, FORGET ABOUT IT. 217 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:28,701 OH, SHE CAN BLAME IT, BUT SHE CAN'T NAME IT. 218 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:30,769 "I CAN BLAME IT, BUT I CAN'T--" 219 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,605 YOU ARE 33 YEARS OLD! 220 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:33,806 WELL, YOU'RE 36 YEARS OLD! 221 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:34,873 YEAH, I AM 36 YEARS OLD! 222 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,375 SO WHAT OF IT? SO WHAT OF IT? 223 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:37,709 JUST FORGET ABOUT IT, OK? 224 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:38,711 NO, NOT OK. 225 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:39,778 DON'T YOU HAVE A LITTLE PEP RALLY 226 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,113 YOU WANT TO GO ON-- 227 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:42,180 I CAN'T BELIEVE I BRING HIM 228 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,182 ALL THE WAY OVER HERE AND-- 229 00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:44,183 I SAID FORGET IT! 230 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:54,193 AHH! 231 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,702 SO... 232 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:06,205 YOU WANT TO GO OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT? 233 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:07,706 SURE, IF YOU DO. 234 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,208 WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE? 235 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:10,209 OH, I'M EASY. 236 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:12,211 WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE? 237 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,712 LANFORD TAVERN OK? 238 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,214 UM, YEAH, THAT'S FINE. 239 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,216 NO, IF YOU WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE-- 240 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,217 NO, L.T.'s FINE. 241 00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:19,718 I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN GET IN. 242 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:20,720 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 243 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,722 SAM'S BROTHER WORKS THERE. 244 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,724 SAM, HUH? YEAH. 245 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,226 OH, I GOT TO TELL YOU. 246 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:30,062 FRIDAY, SAM'S BACKING UP THE TRUCK. 247 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:32,564 I SAID, "LET ME GET OUT, AND I'LL HELP GUIDE YOU BACK." 248 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,266 SO, OF COURSE, WHAT DOES SAM SAY? 249 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,901 "NO PROBLEM. GOT YOU COVERED." 250 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,470 YEAH. RIGHT. SO HE STARTS BACKING UP, 251 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,972 NO IDEA WHERE HE'S GOING, 252 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,974 AND HE JUST ROARS THE THING BACKWARDS 253 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,976 WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING, AND STOPS. 254 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,912 I GET OUT, HE'S THIS FAR FROM THE LOADING DOCK. 255 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:47,979 I'M TELLING YOU, 256 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:48,981 THIS GUY'S GOT A SIXTH SENSE. 257 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:49,948 YOU GOTTA MEET HIM. 258 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,284 WE'LL GO OUT WITH HIM SOMETIME. 259 00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:54,352 YEAH, WE MIGHT AS WELL. 260 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,355 YOU TALK ABOUT HIM ENOUGH. 261 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:57,856 BUT WHAT IF I MEET SAM, 262 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:00,559 AND ALL HE DOES IS TELL GARY STORIES? 263 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,528 WELL, YOU'LL PROBABLY LOVE THOSE. 264 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:06,098 YEAH, YOU AT WORK WITH SAM 265 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:07,566 AND THE GLASS TRUCK. 266 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:10,035 HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 267 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,604 NOTHING. 268 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,006 NOTHING. I'M... 269 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,407 I'M JUST FEELING 270 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,909 A LITTLE TIRED, THAT'S ALL. 271 00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:18,911 WELL, NO WONDER. 272 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,280 YOU JUST USED UP A LOT OF ENERGY. 273 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,648 YEAH, BUT... 274 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:25,150 I WAS TIRED 275 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,653 BEFORE I USED UP ALL THAT ENERGY. 276 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,922 YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING. 277 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:34,059 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE MAD AT ME. 278 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,562 MAD AT YOU? NO, I'M... 279 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:39,131 BUT I AM MAD AT YOU FOR MAKING LOVE WITH ME 280 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:40,132 WHEN YOU DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO MAKE LOVE WITH ME. 281 00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:42,868 SEE? I KNEW YOU'D BE MAD AT ME. 282 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:47,439 JACKIE, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY SOMETHING. 283 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,608 IT'S OK. 284 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:51,142 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 285 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,677 A LOT OF PEOPLE 286 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:56,181 DON'T LIKE TO MAKE LOVE AT THE SAME TIME. 287 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,683 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 288 00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,686 JACKIE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SORRY. 289 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:01,687 I'M SORRY. 290 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:02,187 RIGHT! 291 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,193 SO NEXT TIME YOU'LL JUST TELL ME, OK? 292 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,194 RIGHT, RIGHT. 293 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:08,994 OK. 294 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,332 SO, HOW ABOUT DINNER? 295 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,834 YOU STILL FEEL LIKE GOING OUT? 296 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,336 YEAH, IF YOU DO. 297 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,847 I'VE HAD IT, ROSEANNE. 298 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,850 I HAVE REALLY, REALLY HAD IT. 299 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,852 IT'S TRUE, YOU KNOW? 300 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:33,853 ALL WE EVER WIND UP DOING 301 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,354 IS WHAT HE WANTS TO DO. 302 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,355 IF WE WANT TO GO OUT AND EAT, 303 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,856 HE PICKS THE RESTAURANT. 304 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,358 IF WHEN WE WANT TO WATCH THE TV, 305 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,360 HE GETS TO HOLD THE REMOTE. 306 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,861 DO WE EVER COME OVER AND JUST HANG AROUND 307 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,230 WITH YOU AND DAN? 308 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,398 NO. RIGHT. 309 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,967 WELL, MAYBE HE'S MAKING ALL THE DECISIONS 310 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,469 BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTING THERE 311 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:51,970 GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT 312 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,039 AND LETTING HIM MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS. 313 00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:57,108 YEAH, BUT YOU SEE, WHAT HE DOES IS, 314 00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:00,112 HE LETS ME LET HIM MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS. 315 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,613 HE KNOWS THAT I DON'T WANT TO WATCH 316 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,450 CABLE SPORTS NEWS. 317 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,185 WELL, HAVE YOU TOLD HIM THAT? 318 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,753 NO. BUT HE SHOULD KNOW. 319 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:10,455 I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL HIM THAT. 320 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,025 NO, HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ YOUR MIND. 321 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,526 NO, BUT, YOU KNOW... 322 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,028 YOU KNOW, ROSIE, HE SHOULD KNOW ME 323 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:19,031 BETTER THAN THAT BY NOW, I MEAN, YOU'D THINK. 324 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:20,532 YOU KNOW YOU ARE REALLY 325 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,034 MESSING UP A GOOD THING HERE. 326 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,535 I MEAN, YOU MEET A GUY-- 327 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,537 A REALLY NICE GUY, 328 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,905 AND YOU'RE BLOWING IT. 329 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,172 YOU MEAN, YOU REALLY DO LIKE HIM? 330 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,274 JACKIE! 331 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,842 WELL, I'M AFRAID THAT IF I TELL HIM 332 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,343 ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT ME, 333 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,345 THEN HE WON'T LIKE ME SO MUCH 334 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:34,846 BECAUSE MAYBE HE'S ONE OF THOSE GUYS 335 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:37,182 WHO ONLY LIKES WOMEN THAT HE CAN CONTROL. 336 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,250 WELL, NOW, YOU WOULD LIKE 337 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,252 TO FIND OUT ABOUT THAT. 338 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,253 AND IF IT IS TRUE, 339 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:42,887 THEN YOU DON'T WANT HIM AROUND ANYWAY. 340 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:44,489 I DON'T? 341 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,325 NO. 342 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,393 JEEZ, YOU ARE A-- 343 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,395 YOU HAVE YOUR OWN MOODS, 344 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,396 YOU HAVE YOUR OWN THOUGHTS, 345 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,231 YOU HAVE YOUR OWN OPINIONS. 346 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:54,299 YOU'RE A 3-DIMENSIONAL HUMAN BEING HERE. 347 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,868 HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME. 348 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:56,935 MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN ACTING 349 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,938 LIKE GIDGET ON AN APHRODISIAC 350 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,373 FOR THAT PAST THREE WEEKS. 351 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:04,442 IT'S JUST I LIKE HIM SO MUCH, 352 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:07,446 AND I WANT HIM TO LIKE ME. 353 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,447 THEN JUST GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO KNOW 354 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,448 THE REAL YOU. 355 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,949 I MEAN, MAYBE HE'LL LIKE THAT GIRL 356 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,419 JUST AS MUCH. 357 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,921 I CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE, ROSEANNE. 358 00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:26,431 YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO TALK TO HIM. 359 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,966 I AM BEING SUPPORTIVE. 360 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,002 ROSEANNE, STAY OUT OF THIS. 361 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,571 I AM STAYING OUT OF THIS. 362 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:37,576 SO, DID YOU TALK TO HIM? 363 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:40,078 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO? 364 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,214 AT 11:30? 365 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,749 DON'T TELL ME GARY'S COMING OVER. 366 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:48,320 WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO COME OVER, 367 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,321 THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HIM UP 368 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:52,324 AND TELL HIM THAT YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO COME OVER? 369 00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:53,325 NO, THAT'S STUPID. 370 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,327 YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE HIM MAD. 371 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,829 YOU'RE JUST GONNA END UP GETTING MAD AT YOURSELF. 372 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,832 SHE WANTS TO BE BY HERSELF, 373 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,333 BUT SHE'S GOING TO LET HIM COME OVER 374 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,701 AND SPEND THE NIGHT. 375 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,270 WHY CAN'T THEY JUST, YOU KNOW... 376 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,505 THEN HE CAN SPLIT? 377 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:16,548 OH, ICK! 378 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,553 YOU BETTER TALK TO HIM. 379 00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,555 IF YOU'RE TIRED, 380 00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:24,556 JUST CALL AND TELL HIM THAT YOU'RE TIRED. 381 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,558 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, 382 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,059 BUT YOU BETTER--YEAH. 383 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:31,063 OK, OK, BUT YOU BETTER TALK TO HIM, 384 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:34,066 AND THEN YOU CALL ME IN THE MORNING, OK? 385 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,568 OR ELSE I'LL JUST POP OVER, AND WE'LL HAVE BREAKFAST 386 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:37,569 OR SOMETHING. 387 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:40,305 YEAH. OK, BYE. 388 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:40,873 GREAT. 389 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,878 NOW, TURN OFF THE LIGHT. 390 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,379 SHE IS JUST TOTALLY GONE 391 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,880 OVER THIS GUY. 392 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,382 SHE'S SO INFATUATED, 393 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,884 SHE DOES WHATEVER HE TELLS HER TO DO. 394 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,386 AND SHE NEVER SAYS ANYTHING TO HIM. 395 00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:55,387 I MEAN, SHE'S JUST LIKE THIS PUPPET, 396 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,889 AND HE'S JUST, LIKE, PULLING ON HER STRINGS. 397 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,892 ROSEANNE, STAY OUT OF THIS. 398 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,895 IT'S AWFUL, BECAUSE IF SHE DOESN'T SPEAK UP, 399 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,863 SHE IS, LIKE, GOING TO BLOW IT 400 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:05,897 WITH THIS GUY, 401 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:06,899 AND I REALLY CAN'T STAND 402 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:07,866 TO SEE HER DO THAT AGAIN. 403 00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,368 PLEASE, I BEG YOU. 404 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,904 SHE'S MY SISTER. 405 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,407 STAY OUT OF JACKIE'S LOVE LIFE. 406 00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:16,908 WELL, MAYBE I WOULD 407 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,411 IF I HAD ONE OF MY OWN. 408 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:21,913 ALL RIGHT. 409 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,416 IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES. 410 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,303 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 411 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,339 YEAH? 412 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,840 IT'S ME. 413 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,348 COME ON, JACKIE, LET ME IN. 414 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,850 I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 415 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,855 WHAT'S GOING ON? 416 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,024 NOTHING. I'M JUST SITTING AROUND. 417 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,593 THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, JACKIE. 418 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,095 WHAT IS GOING ON? I MEAN... 419 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,097 YOU SAY IT'S OK FOR ME TO COME OVER, 420 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,598 THEN YOU CALL ME BACK AND TELL ME NO, 421 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:14,600 NO, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T COME OVER. 422 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,602 AND THEN YOU SAY, "NO, REALLY, 423 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:17,603 IT'S OK, COME ON OVER." 424 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,938 I THINK YOU OWE ME BETTER THAN THAT. 425 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,639 I OWE YOU? 426 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,475 WELL, YEAH, YOU OWE ME. 427 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,477 OK, LOOK, YOU GOT A PROBLEM 428 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:26,978 WITH THIS RELATIONSHIP, 429 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:27,980 YEAH, I THINK AT LEAST 430 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,982 YOU OWE ME THE COURTESY OF TELLING ME, 431 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,050 FACE TO FACE. YOU KNOW, JUST SAY, 432 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,118 "LOOK, GARY, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE THE GREATEST GUY 433 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,619 "I EVER MET, AND EVEN THOUGH 434 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,587 "THIS IS THE BEST RELATIONSHIP 435 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,088 "AND THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD, 436 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,091 "FOR SOME UNFORESEEN, RIDICULOUS REASON, 437 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,525 I WANT TO BREAK IT OFF." 438 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:43,095 SO, THEN, YOU THINK WHATEVER REASON I MIGHT HAVE 439 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,763 IS JUST RIDICULOUS? 440 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,164 AMAZING. 441 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,734 OF EVERYTHING THAT I JUST SAID, 442 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,737 THAT'S THE ONE THING YOU FOCUS ON? 443 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,738 YOU COULDN'T HAVE COME BACK TO ME WITH, 444 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,739 "GEE, GARY, YOU REALLY THINK 445 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,240 IT'S THE BEST RELATIONSHIP?" 446 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,541 OR, "GEE, YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THE BEST SEX?" 447 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:57,609 NO. BECAUSE JUST YOU IMPLIED 448 00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,110 THAT ANY REASON I MIGHT HAVE 449 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,445 IS GONNA BE RIDICULOUS, ANYWAY. 450 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,881 JACKIE, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? 451 00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:06,584 LOOK, YOU GOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME, 452 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,587 I DON'T THINK IT'S RIDICULOUS. 453 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,089 I WANT TO HEAR IT. 454 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,591 ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY, I WANT TO HEAR. 455 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,592 YOU KNOW, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 456 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,593 I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOU SAY SOMETHING 457 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,595 FOR A CHANGE. 458 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,096 WHY DO I HAVE TO DECIDE EVERYTHING 459 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,933 ALL THE TIME? YOU KNOW? 460 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,267 THIS IS OUR RELATIONSHIP, 461 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,768 IT'S NOT MY RELATIONSHIP. 462 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,270 IT'S OUR RELATIONSHIP. 463 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,239 HELP ME FLY THE DAMN PLANE. 464 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,742 SEE, I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN IF WE SLEPT TOGETHER. 465 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,076 WHAT? 466 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,144 ALL THIS... 467 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:34,146 ALL THIS COMPLICATED... 468 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,647 AND ALL THE CONVERSATIONS 469 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,548 AND ALL THIS ARGUING. 470 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:38,616 JACKIE, THIS ISN'T COMPLICATED. 471 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,618 THIS IS VERY SIMPLE. 472 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,119 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, 473 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,121 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN 474 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,122 YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME. WHY? 475 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,056 WHAT DID I DO? 476 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,463 YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME? 477 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,091 [KNOCKING] 478 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,092 HELLO? 479 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,660 JUST A MINUTE. 480 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,862 JUST GIVE ME ONE SEC. 481 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,930 DID YOU TALK TO GARY? 482 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,433 YEAH. YEAH. HANG ON A SEC. 483 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,935 I CAN'T HEAR YOU IN HERE. 484 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,938 YOU DIDN'T CALL ME 485 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,439 AFTER HE LEFT LAST NIGHT. 486 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,441 I'M ASSUMING HE CAME OVER, 487 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,443 KNOWING YOU'RE SUCH A WIMP. 488 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:39,610 YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T TELL HIM WHAT 489 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:42,113 YOU SAID WERE GOING TO SAY. 490 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,617 I'M NOT A WIMP, ROSEANNE. 491 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,619 DO YOU HAVE ANY COFFEE? 492 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,120 NO. 493 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,857 SO, DID YOU TALK TO HIM? 494 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,926 YEAH, I TALKED TO HIM. OK? 495 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,996 HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WAS UPSET LAST NIGHT. 496 00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,397 HEY, YOU GOT COFFEE. 497 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,966 YOU'RE SITTING THERE, 498 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,467 "OH, HI. I JUST WANT TO BE BY MYSELF. 499 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,635 "I DON'T WANT GARY TO COME OVER." 500 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,704 SO, DID YOU END UP TALKING TO HIM, 501 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,008 OR DID YOU LET HIM COME OVER AND THEN TALK TO HIM? 502 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,910 YOU KNOW, ROSEANNE, YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH. 503 00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,550 I GUESS I DO. 504 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,484 YEAH. 505 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:22,520 YEAH, YOU DO. THANKS A LOT. 506 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,590 WELL, NO NEED TO THANK ME. 507 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,996 GOOD-BYE, ROSEANNE. 508 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,565 GARY, COULD YOU EXCUSE US 509 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,567 FOR A COUPLE MINUTES? 510 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,135 I'D LIKE TO TALK TO JACKIE. 511 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,769 GARY, JUST STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE. 512 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:39,837 GARY, COULD YOU JUST, LIKE, GO IN THE BATHROOM 513 00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,841 FOR A MINUTE? 514 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,342 UM, I'LL--I'LL JUST... 515 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,845 UM. 516 00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:53,351 YEAH, I'LL BE IN HERE. 517 00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,057 NICE BUTT. 518 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:06,965 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS IN THE BATHROOM. 519 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,032 YES, YOU DID. 520 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,100 NO, I DIDN'T. 521 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,602 WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE, ANYWAY? 522 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,570 I MEAN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SAID NOTHING TO HIM-- 523 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:15,874 IF YOU HADN'T OPENED YOUR BIG MOUTH. 524 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,877 YEAH, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH 525 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:19,811 YOU REALLY LIKE THIS GUY. 526 00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,279 SHUT UP. 527 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,281 SHUT UP. 528 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,782 YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT, EITHER? 529 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,284 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 530 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,786 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP. 531 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:28,787 WELL, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP, OK? 532 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,288 I'M DOING OK BY MYSELF, 533 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,290 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? 534 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,791 THAT MAN STANDING IN MY BATHROOM 535 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,359 RIGHT NOW LOVES ME. 536 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,427 NO, HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU. HE LOVES PERFECT WOMAN. 537 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,663 THE WOMAN WITH NO OPINIONS. 538 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,232 WELL, PERFECT WOMAN JUST HAPPENS TO BE 539 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,233 IN THIS BODY RIGHT NOW. 540 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,434 AND WHO KNOWS? MAYBE I CAN ACTUALLY 541 00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:45,003 BECOME PERFECT WOMAN. 542 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,004 I'VE BEEN PULLING IT OFF FOR FOUR WEEKS, 543 00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:48,206 SO WHAT THE HELL? 544 00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:49,273 IT'S WORKING OUT PRETTY NICE. 545 00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:50,275 HE LOVES ME, ROSEANNE. 546 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,776 WHY WOULD I WANT TO MESS THAT UP? 547 00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,278 OR, NO. WHY WOULD YOU WANT ME 548 00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:54,746 TO MESS THAT UP? 549 00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:56,814 I DON'T, BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN YOU. 550 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,517 YOU'RE LOSING YOURSELF IN THIS GUY. 551 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:01,086 HE LOVES ME, ROSEANNE. 552 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,054 I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE TO YOU ANYMORE. 553 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,991 HEY, I'LL--I'LL CALL YOU, OK? 554 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:10,495 HERE. 555 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,496 OH. 556 00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:19,671 I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE. 557 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:23,408 YOU'RE GOING TO KICK ME OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT? 558 00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:25,476 YEAH, I'M GOING TO KICK YOU OUT 559 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:26,478 OF MY APARTMENT. AND I WANT YOU TO 560 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,079 BUTT OUT OF MY LIFE. 561 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,047 COME ON, JACKIE. 562 00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:29,614 GOOD-BYE. 563 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,121 I'M SORRY. 564 00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:43,128 GOOD-BYE. 565 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,871 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 566 00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,874 [EASY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 567 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,377 [WOMAN SCATTING] 568 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:12,891 ♪ THERE'S A SOMEBODY I'M LONGIN' TO SEE ♪ 569 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:16,394 ♪ I HOPE THAT HE ♪ 570 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,898 ♪ TURNS OUT TO BE ♪ 571 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:24,836 ♪ SOMEONE WHO'LL WATCH ♪ 572 00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:30,408 ♪ OVER ME-E-E ♪ 573 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:34,913 ♪ SOMEONE WHO'LL WATCH ♪ 574 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:41,185 ♪ OVER ME ♪ 38086

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