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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet.
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1x10 - Bad Po
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Waaah!
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Hwah!
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Wah-ya!
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Ow!
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Harder, Po!
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Skid... oops.
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A little too hard.
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Your compassion and your aggression
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must be balanced to be a whole warrior.
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It's not really fair.
She's scary!
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[chimes]
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Nevertheless, with croc
bandits on the rampage,
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everyone must be at
the top of their game.
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Yeah. And I'm gonna go
look for 'em right now.
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In the kitchen.
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We agreed if you didn't
complete the entire course
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you had to clean the archives.
Come with me.
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Huh!
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Perhaps we should
rethink these designs.
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Cool!
I gotta say, as dumb chores go,
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this one's kind of awesome.
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Whoa!
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The ancient locking stocks
for the prisoner Xie Cho.
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And Xie Cho junior!
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- Careful, Po.
- I love it.
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Oh! Ah!
Woohoo! Ow!
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[chuckles]
I had it all the way.
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Don't handle the artifacts, Po.
Just gently dust them.
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I've heard of this.
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The Mystical mirror of Yin and Yang.
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- Cool!
- That, you can handle.
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- Really?
- Because it's a replica.
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The real one is safely
locked away in that cabinet.
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- Ooh!
- Don't touch it.
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Dust.
The sooner you finish,
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the sooner you can search for crocs.
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In the kitchen.
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[humming]
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No! No!
Don't touch it!
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Ooh!
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Waaah!
[echoing]
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- Po?
- Nothing!
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[blast]
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Ahh...
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[spits]
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Mine! Mine!
Mine, mine!
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Huh!
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"Po, clean that up."
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[laughs]
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No!
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[bad laugh]
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A true warrior savors
every bite of food,
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- for it may be their last.
- No way.
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I gotta eat what I can
before Po gets here.
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[singing]
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Oh, hey guys.
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I just made you all
woven grass slippers.
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Eh-eh, my food, Po.
Keep your hands off.
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Oh, I'm not really hungry.
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All: Huh?
[falls on floor]
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I'll just go do everyone's dishes.
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Everybody, the crocs are
attacking outside town.
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- Let's go.
- Can I come, too?
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Or is this just a you-guys thing?
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- Po, come on!
- Thank you!
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[scream in distance]
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Stop! Please!
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My grandmother gave me that vase.
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Then tell her to get you another one.
[chuckles]
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Come on, let's get out of here before...
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Hey, everybody!
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Those vases look heavy.
Need some help?
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Hand it over, Fung.
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Um, yeah, about that.
[chuckles]
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Huh!
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What?
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You three stay here,
we'll go after the crocs.
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[music]
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Po, you go after him, and
we'll stay with these two.
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Tigress!
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Your fur is very shiny today.
Looks nice.
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Just go!
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What are you doing?
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He got away?
We may still be able to get him.
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If you and Monkey go that way...
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No, no, it's okay.
I let him go.
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I can go...
What?
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Wait a minute, you did what now?
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What a nice guy.
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Are you mad? You look mad.
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You are mad!
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[cries]
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Okay, okay. I'm gonna stop.
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[cries]
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Okay. Okay. I'm gonna stop.
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Fine now.
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It's not just me, is it?
Po's acting awfully weird.
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Let me loosen this.
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These ropes are totally gonna
start chafing your backsides.
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- Po!
- Wha... !
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- Did someone kick him in the head?
- No, but I might.
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[music]
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There you are.
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Shifu wants to see us
all in the training hall.
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Ah, run home to your mother,
you pencil-necked mama's boy.
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Okay, great, so I'll just tell...
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Wait, what did you call me?
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Pencil... necked...
[glurps]
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mama's... boy.
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[burps]
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[music]
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[singing]
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- Hey, Crane!
- Quit following me!
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Rude, insulting, poor
excuse for a friend!
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What?
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[roars]
[chuckles]
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Po, just in time.
I need your help.
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Table eight.
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Ooh! These look delicious.
[chuckles]
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Ah!
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You better believe it.
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Way too good for you,
skunk breath.
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Don't you talk to my wife that way.
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I'll talk to her any
way I want, rump nugget.
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Po, what are you doing to my customers?
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Nothing compared to what your
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so-called "noodles" are doing to them.
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[sniffs]
Whew!
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I have better noodles than
these come out of my nose.
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I never wanted to work
in a noodle shop, ever!
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Oh, Po, how could you
say such things?
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It's about time someone
told you the truth, old man.
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Hah!
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[boom]
[chuckles]
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Hi, dad.
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- How could you treat me like this?
- What?
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[snap]
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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What?
What's is going on?
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- You!
- Wah!
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That's for knocking over
my garbage, you scoundrel.
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But I...
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Thanks for smashing my ladder,
miscreant!
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- Creep!
- Ow!
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Ow!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh!
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[clang]
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Why does everyone hate me?
I didn't do anything. Whoa!
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Quit following me!
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Sorry. Sorry, I...
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Who are you?
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I'm Po, the Dragon Warrior.
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You can't be me.
I'm me!
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Lovable, friendly, slightly chubby Po.
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No, I'm me.
The bodaciously awesome Dragon Warrior
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who does whatever he wants.
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I'm me, the collector
of all tchotchkes kung fu!
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- The defeater of foes!
- The friend of the Five!
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Both: The guy who annoys Shifu!
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Oh, oh, oh, the mirror!
The Mystical mirror of Yin and Yang!
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It split me into two Po's.
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Both: Awesome.
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Oh. Shifu's gonna know I
disobeyed him. He'll be so mad.
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I'm so sick of that!
Him and his stink eye.
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- He'll be all... disappointed.
- Stop worrying about Shifu!
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Both: Oww!
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Guess I gotta make sure
you don't get hurt, huh?
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- Sweet!
- Look, I can take care of Shifu.
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We can work together, as
long as you do whatever I say.
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- Uh, I'm not sure I...
- And I'll steal you a cookie.
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I'm in.
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And, uh, what exactly is the plan?
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The plan is...
you stay down here forever,
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and I get to be the one
and only Dragon Warrior.
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I, uh...
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[chuckles]
[laughs bad]
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I'm funny!
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[chuckles] Okay, I'll, uh...
I'll just wait here then.
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Everyone has a dominant side.
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This exercise is meant to help
strengthen your weaker side.
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Hey, good lookin'.
What's shakin'?
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Huh? [roars]
[laughs]
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You're late.
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Do you care to explain
where you've been?
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Not really.
Skoogally-moogally-doo.
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Punctuality is as vital a trait as any
the Dragon Warrior possesses.
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- It is a refelection of...
- Blah, blah, blah.
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Save the pithy nugget
of wisdom, Sheefster.
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Let's do some stuff.
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How about for being late
I'll take on Monkey and Crane
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with both hands tied behind my back?
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Mm.
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Begin.
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[music]
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This one's for my mom!
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Whoa.
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Ah!
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Po, enough!
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Hey!
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That all you got?
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I thought you were
supposed to be warriors.
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Po! This is unacceptable.
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Save it, bite-size.
You're not the boss of me.
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I'm the Dragon Warrior.
The universe chose me, not you.
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You losers call me when you
aren't afraid of a little fighting.
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Okay.
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Something is wrong
with our Dragon Warrior.
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He seemed fine yesterday.
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Training session.
The archives.
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Oh wait, the Mystical
Mirror of Yin and Yang!
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He's been divided!
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Po's evil half could be deadly.
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So true.
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Huh?
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Well it's about time
you woke up, sleepyhead.
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Oh, did I wake you?
Don't be mad.
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I'll talk quieter.
[whispers] Inside voice.
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The archives.
He's very clever.
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Oh, yeah! I'd never spent
much time in here before.
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Check out this awesome echo thing
you can do with your voice.
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Hello!
Hello! [echoing]
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How cool is that, huh?
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Po, do you understand
what's happening here?
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Um... the sound waves
bounce off the walls
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and they come back to...
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You gazed into the
Mirror of Yin and Yang
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and split yourself into
good and evil selves.
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Oh, that!
Which am I?
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You are the good Po.
Compassionate, innocent...
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- a bit overseitive.
- That's not true.
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But the evil Po has
none of those qualities
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and all of the Dragon Warrior's
aggression and hostility.
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That's nice too!
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Or no?
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At sundown this becomes permanent.
257
00:15:05,843 --> 00:15:08,076
We'll be stuck with
an evil Dragon Warrior
258
00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:12,047
whose powers are almost limitless.
259
00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:15,851
[distorted]
I can touch my nose with my tongue!
260
00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:18,920
I can't believe it, I'm
actually worried about Po.
261
00:15:18,922 --> 00:15:21,690
Yeah, I'm worried about us.
262
00:15:21,692 --> 00:15:23,758
Seven of Tongzi to Wong,
possible inside straight.
263
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,127
Gah-ri gets the North wind,
no help there.
264
00:15:26,129 --> 00:15:29,064
And the Dragon Warrior gets the
five of bamboo, possible flush.
265
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:31,867
Action is still to Fung
with a pair of seasons.
266
00:15:31,869 --> 00:15:34,002
Come on, lucky winter!
267
00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:37,506
- What is going on here?
- 'Sup, losers?
268
00:15:37,507 --> 00:15:43,511
We got room for one more,
but I warn you, that croc is a shark!
269
00:15:43,512 --> 00:15:44,604
[chuckles]
270
00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:49,684
- You can't be...
- I can and will do anything I want.
271
00:15:49,686 --> 00:15:51,586
I'm the Dragon Warrior, honey.
272
00:15:51,588 --> 00:15:54,222
From now on, I call the shots.
273
00:15:54,223 --> 00:15:55,223
[roars]
274
00:15:56,927 --> 00:15:58,960
You wanna do something about it?
275
00:15:58,962 --> 00:16:03,331
Uh, if that includes leaving, yes.
276
00:16:05,302 --> 00:16:07,936
This isn't the time or the place.
277
00:16:07,938 --> 00:16:11,041
You should listen to mama's boy.
278
00:16:11,174 --> 00:16:12,508
[laughs]
Hey.
279
00:16:12,509 --> 00:16:15,377
And while you're at it,
clear out your stuff.
280
00:16:15,379 --> 00:16:18,380
All of you!
Your services are no longer needed.
281
00:16:18,382 --> 00:16:20,548
The Dragon Warrior is taking over!
282
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:24,286
And believe me, there's gonna
be some change around here.
283
00:16:26,522 --> 00:16:29,057
Evil Po is growing
stronger and more unstable
284
00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:31,460
with each passing minute.
We must end this madness.
285
00:16:33,063 --> 00:16:34,796
Isn't that gonna be
hard, locked up like this
286
00:16:34,798 --> 00:16:37,632
and the key is way over there?
287
00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:44,472
Po, has that key been there all along?
288
00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:46,808
Uh, no, just since the
other me dropped it.
289
00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:48,077
Uh-huh.
290
00:16:48,078 --> 00:16:50,478
And do you see that you
can reach it with your foot?
291
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:55,216
Yeah?
Oh, I see what you're getting at!
292
00:16:55,218 --> 00:16:57,852
But I totally promised
other-me I'd stay here.
293
00:16:57,854 --> 00:17:00,523
I really want me to like me.
Do you think I like me?
294
00:17:00,524 --> 00:17:01,824
Po! Will you just...
295
00:17:03,293 --> 00:17:05,593
Yes, yes, he does like you.
296
00:17:05,595 --> 00:17:08,029
And that's why he left us a way out.
297
00:17:08,031 --> 00:17:12,067
It's like a puzzle, and you
figured it out. Good boy!
298
00:17:15,104 --> 00:17:17,906
Yay me!
299
00:17:17,908 --> 00:17:19,474
Yeah!
300
00:17:19,476 --> 00:17:21,242
For too long, you bandits
have been under Shifu
301
00:17:21,244 --> 00:17:25,213
and the Furious Five's
oppressive thumb... s.
302
00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:26,915
Yeah!
303
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:30,018
Actually, they don't all have thumbs.
304
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:32,287
You deserve better than that!
305
00:17:32,289 --> 00:17:36,691
And I... I deserve
respect. And I'll get it.
306
00:17:36,693 --> 00:17:41,329
Through fear and intimidation...
and something else.
307
00:17:42,865 --> 00:17:46,434
- Burning down the village!
- Yeah!
308
00:17:46,436 --> 00:17:48,436
Then they will worship me!
309
00:17:48,438 --> 00:17:49,772
Yeah!
310
00:17:49,773 --> 00:17:51,539
Who's with me?
311
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:55,076
We are!
312
00:17:55,078 --> 00:17:58,413
- Po's lost his mind!
- Where's Master Shifu?
313
00:17:58,415 --> 00:18:00,915
I've looked all over for
him but I can't find him.
314
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:04,020
- We've got to stop Po.
- Hey guys, there you are.
315
00:18:04,021 --> 00:18:06,187
Tigress, I was about to clean your room.
316
00:18:06,189 --> 00:18:07,590
Hwah!
317
00:18:07,591 --> 00:18:08,591
Uh-oh.
318
00:18:09,926 --> 00:18:12,094
Nice...
[grunts] move.
319
00:18:12,095 --> 00:18:13,962
Ooh!
320
00:18:13,964 --> 00:18:15,663
Good form. Oww! Ooh!
321
00:18:15,665 --> 00:18:17,066
Good job, Mantis.
322
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:19,134
I... oof...
found them... ah!
323
00:18:19,136 --> 00:18:20,835
Quiet!
324
00:18:20,837 --> 00:18:22,570
Ooh! I had that coming.
325
00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:25,206
Tigress, stop.
This is not the Dragon Warrior
326
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,242
who has been causing all the trouble.
327
00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:29,177
All of you, come with me.
328
00:18:37,153 --> 00:18:40,989
- You too, Po!
- Yesss!
329
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:41,990
[sighs]
330
00:18:46,195 --> 00:18:49,831
- And you think this plan will work?
- Absolutely!
331
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,533
What plan?
Sorry, missed it.
332
00:18:51,535 --> 00:18:55,003
P.S:
Aren't Crane's feathers amazing?
333
00:19:01,512 --> 00:19:04,779
If evil Po sees his reflection
in the mirror of Yin and Yang,
334
00:19:04,781 --> 00:19:07,415
the two Po's will instantly reunite.
335
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,150
We should be able to get him to do that.
336
00:19:09,152 --> 00:19:11,119
You're sure he's on his way here?
337
00:19:11,121 --> 00:19:12,854
Get outta the way!
338
00:19:12,856 --> 00:19:15,520
Pretty sure.
339
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,625
This is gonna be so great!
340
00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:19,360
Ah!
341
00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:25,400
[blurps]
What to wear for Po worship?
342
00:19:25,401 --> 00:19:26,401
[music]
343
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,441
Ha!
344
00:19:32,442 --> 00:19:33,709
No you don't, sweets.
345
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:37,112
I can guess what happens if
I look in that mirror again.
346
00:19:37,114 --> 00:19:39,915
Be careful! If the mirror breaks,
evil Po is here forever.
347
00:19:39,916 --> 00:19:45,153
- Hi.
- Really? I like that!
348
00:19:57,266 --> 00:19:58,367
Oof!
349
00:20:05,008 --> 00:20:06,342
Ha!
350
00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:09,744
This Po's got all of the
moves, and none of the sap!
351
00:20:09,746 --> 00:20:12,180
And none of the friends, either!
352
00:20:16,753 --> 00:20:18,453
- Ahh!
- Oww!
353
00:20:18,455 --> 00:20:20,622
I'd know that fist anywhere.
354
00:20:20,624 --> 00:20:23,591
Um, guys?
Careful, uh, if you want.
355
00:20:23,593 --> 00:20:26,661
Uh, when you hit him, it hurts me!
356
00:20:26,663 --> 00:20:28,097
Well, lucky for you,
357
00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:30,598
we don't seem to be
landing many punches.
358
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,233
[sobs]
Wait a minute.
359
00:20:32,235 --> 00:20:35,069
If it hurts me when he gets hit...
360
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,576
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
361
00:20:41,778 --> 00:20:43,711
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
362
00:20:48,852 --> 00:20:51,052
Yeow!
363
00:20:51,054 --> 00:20:52,154
Ow! Ooh!
364
00:20:54,157 --> 00:20:55,324
Oh!
365
00:20:55,325 --> 00:20:56,292
Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
366
00:21:04,936 --> 00:21:06,529
[clang]
367
00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:14,577
Ahh!
368
00:21:14,578 --> 00:21:18,246
Crane, now!
369
00:21:18,248 --> 00:21:19,847
Mantis, go!
370
00:21:24,454 --> 00:21:26,452
Yah! [echoing]
371
00:21:30,786 --> 00:21:33,895
[music]
372
00:21:35,097 --> 00:21:38,433
[laughs]
Nice try, feeble Five,
373
00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:41,769
but this Po does what he wants to.
374
00:21:41,771 --> 00:21:44,639
And this Po does what he needs to.
375
00:21:44,641 --> 00:21:46,975
But... it can't be!
I broke the...
376
00:21:46,977 --> 00:21:50,445
Replica!
Later on, me.
377
00:21:50,447 --> 00:21:52,347
But... what... no!
378
00:21:54,384 --> 00:21:57,950
Nooo!
379
00:21:58,162 --> 00:22:00,543
[chimes]
380
00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:16,238
That...
was...
381
00:22:16,239 --> 00:22:17,539
awesome!
382
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,842
[laughs]
Let's eat!
383
00:22:32,122 --> 00:22:35,590
It's kinda weird to think
that I have an evil side in me, Shifu.
384
00:22:35,592 --> 00:22:40,361
But you also have a good side, Po.
They cannot be separated.
385
00:22:40,363 --> 00:22:42,764
This is why we try to remain centered.
386
00:22:42,766 --> 00:22:48,903
It is the balance that gives us strength
and brings peace of mind.
387
00:22:49,205 --> 00:22:50,405
[roars]
Ahh!
388
00:22:52,007 --> 00:22:53,675
Very funny, Shifu.
389
00:22:53,677 --> 00:22:56,444
You'd rather go back to the goat lady?
390
00:22:58,714 --> 00:23:00,982
Nah, I'm good.
391
00:23:00,984 --> 00:23:03,871
Ski-doosh!
Hwah!
392
00:23:06,278 --> 00:23:09,459
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