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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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1x01 - Scorpion's Sting
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corrections & webdl by f1nc0
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Panda, you're next.
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Ten seconds to get to
the other side unscathed.
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Ooh, ah, ooh.
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Uh, uh.
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Ha! Catlike reflexes.
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Monkey!
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Two points for Monkey. Lights out, Po.
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Get off me.
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Oh-ho-ho.
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Po, five.
Monkey, four.
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You can't count that.
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Sure, I can.
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Shifu, that was a point, right?
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I don't care about your childish
score-keeping, Panda.
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Monkey, that was a deceitful,
underhanded attack.
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Good work.
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The point of sneak-attack training...
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is to do the unexpected.
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What?
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See? Unexpected.
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Tigress, you and Crane are next.
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Master Shifu, can we take five
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so I can go sterilize
my beak with hot coals?
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Uh-oh,
I think I caught Tigress' cold.
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I don't have...
a cold.
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Hey, I got a cold too.
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I do not have a cold.
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Not cool, man.
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Friends love the sneezy trick.
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I do not have a...
cold.
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Wait.
Maybe you don't.
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Aha.
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I see.
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It's river fever.
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What's the big deal
about river fever?
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You get a little
sneezy, a little snoozy.
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I've personally barfed a
couple of times; true story.
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Then it's all over the next day.
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- We all had it as kids.
- I didn't.
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Oh, man.
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River fever's bad news
if you get it as an adult.
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You wind up like this.
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Is that a... a pig?
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There's only one cure:
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Tea made from the sacred sun orchid.
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True. The sun orchid is powerful.
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But getting one is dangerous.
It used to grow here,
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but now it's only found in one place,
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the Valley of the Scorpion.
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No one's risking their lives for me.
I'll be fine.
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Fine?
Look at the pig.
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Look at the pig!
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You may feel fine,
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but the muscle spasms
could start at any...
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Like that.
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Tigress, if you don't get that
orchid by sundown, you'll..
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- What?
- I can't.
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What?
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Well, first, you'll
never do Kung Fu again.
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- I'd rather die.
- Yeah, that's second.
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Well, it looks like
the Dragon Warrior's...
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gonna be picking up that orchid deal.
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I'll get it.
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50 points says I get there before you.
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This is no game.
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Few have ever returned
from the valley alive.
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And those few have come
back shambling zombies,
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their minds destroyed by
the power of Scorpion sting.
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Long ago, Scorpion was
a celebrated healer,
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an expert in medicinal plants.
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The soil in the valley of peace
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was perfect for her
experimental flowers.
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But when she discovered
a hypnotic elixir
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and stung herself with it,
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it warped her body and her mind.
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She used this new
power to control others.
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She assaulted the valley
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by turning villagers
into red-eyed drones.
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She nearly succeeded in taking over,
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But Oogway had two
things she didn't have:
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The villagers' loyalty and a shell.
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Oogway exiled Scorpion,
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but she stole the last
sun orchid that grew here.
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She has sworn eternal vengeance
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upon anyone from the Valley of Peace,
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which is why you need to be extremely...
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Po?
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In case you're wondering,
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I'll be getting that orchid before you,
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'cause I've got a secret
weapon: awesomeness.
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Not a chance.
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I'm faster than you at everything...
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except eating.
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Oh, maybe we should've stuck
around and listened to Shifu.
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Man, he is such a worrier.
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It was just "blah, blah, blah, danger,"
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"blah, blah, blah, certain
death" kind of stuff.
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You know, he should cut
back on that green tea.
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I think it makes him a little tense.
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Wow.
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That's a lot of skulls.
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You want to know something
interesting about skulls?
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You can't drink soup out of them.
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Wow, that is interesting...
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to noone.
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Come on! We got to get a move on.
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So pick up the pace!
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Me?
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You couldn't pick up
the pace with a shovel.
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Oh, yeah? Watch me fl...
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Uh, think anybody heard that?
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Think anybody didn't hear that?
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Ooh, visitors from the valley of peace.
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I think I dislocated my forehead.
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It's that adorable Panda
Dragon Warrior they speak of.
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Uh, my brain's like a bag of pudding.
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Ha... Nothing new.
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Come on!
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Tigress needs that orchid by sundown.
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Oh, they need my orchid.
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And I need to add something
to my collection of tchotchkes.
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His adorable Panda head
will fit right here...
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once I sever it from his body.
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Ooh, yes, you come and get your
medicine for your lady friend.
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I've got it right here.
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You know what else is
interesting about skulls?
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They run faster than you.
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Ah, what I lack in... speed,
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I make up for... in... stamina.
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Don't hurl. Don't hurl.
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Monkey!
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I'm gonna... catch you!
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Good luck, Po!
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Whoa!
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Scorpion.
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You can't beat me.
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I already have.
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Wha... Guh.
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Poison.
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Not exactly.
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Oh, I could simply have poisoned
you and your Panda friend,
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but I'm a shut-in, thanks to Oogway.
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And this is my only entertainment.
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It'll be so much more fun to watch...
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as you destroy Shifu's little pet,
the Dragon Warrior.
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No!
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Po, friend.
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You're only good to me
as long as you forget...
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that he is your friend.
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Forget my friend.
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And destroy him.
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- And...
- Destroy him.
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Destroy him.
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I must destroy the Panda.
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I must destroy Po!
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Monkey?
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Now, you don't get
any points for hiding.
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Must destroy Po.
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Are you messing with my head?
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Ooh, a berry.
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Oh, man.
It's a rock.
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Wait. It's not a rock.
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It's... bird poop?
Ew, ew!
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I just touched bird poop.
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Must destroy Po.
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It won't destroy me.
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It's just gross.
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Destroy Po.
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Shifu and I set up a sick ward.
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It's completely sanitary.
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Unlike my face.
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I don't need a sick ward.
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I'm fine.
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Muscle spasm.
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Perfectly normal.
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Don't touch me!
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Uh, we also took in some
kids with river fever.
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Hope you don't mind.
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Of course not.
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I love children.
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Muscle spasm.
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Not that time.
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Hmm, to the left of the skull,
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which means we go right at the...
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Hmm?
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What are you trying to do?
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Destroy Po.
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Are you...
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sneak-attack training?
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I don't know if this is
the best time, but okay.
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Watch your back,
'cause now it's my turn.
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Oh, ah, ah, ah!
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Po, ten. Monkey, six.
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Destroy Po.
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Monkey?
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Monkey, Monkey, Monkey, Monkey, Monkey!
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Are you messing with my head?
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Destroy Po.
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Oh, yeah!
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Po has taken a commanding
four-point lead.
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What could poor Monkey possibly...
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doooooo!
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Huh?
Scorpion's lair.
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Destroy Po.
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The orchid is in there!
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Cut it out, Monkey.
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We don't have time for that!
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Tigress needs our help.
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So, uh, I'm hoping you like clowns.
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Then I'm hoping you like not hitting me.
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Hello, boys and girls.
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I'm Mr. Ping...
I mean, Mr. Clown.
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I have come to spread joy and happiness
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and two-for-one coupons
for Mr. Ping's noodle shop.
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Badda-da-da, da, da, da!
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Oh, someone has a sad face.
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What's your name, little girl?
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Back away.
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Oh, and would "back away"
like a pretty flower?
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- No.
- Ta-da!
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The flower is made out of coupons.
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To Mr. Ping's noodle shop.
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Four out of five herbalists
recommend noodle soup...
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for river fever.
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Who's the master juggler?
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Not me.
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I love you so much.
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I love you so much.
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Who loves you? Who loves you?
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Of course, I love you.
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Me love you always.
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You're choking me.
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Doesn't Mr. Clown have
urgent business somewhere?
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Quite right.
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Quite right.
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Mr. Clown has to make
friends with the...
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something friendly.
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Well, kids, Mr. Clown must be going now.
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Good-Bye!
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Ping's noodle shop.
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Squeak!
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We've got to find a way in.
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00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:58,219
Oh, that Monkey doesn't
know what he's doing.
267
00:14:58,221 --> 00:15:01,756
He's pathetic at destroying his friend.
268
00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:04,258
I blame the parents.
269
00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:06,527
I guess I'm going to have
to give him a little help.
270
00:15:06,529 --> 00:15:09,430
If you need someone violently
destroyed these days,
271
00:15:09,432 --> 00:15:12,667
I guess you have to do it yourself.
272
00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:15,303
Oh, these are really heavy.
273
00:15:16,539 --> 00:15:17,838
Destroy Po.
274
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,841
Uh, yeah, I don't think that's helping.
275
00:15:20,843 --> 00:15:23,544
See if you can find something
to pry these open with.
276
00:15:23,546 --> 00:15:24,845
Something metal would be good.
277
00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:26,981
- Monkey.
- With a point.
278
00:15:26,983 --> 00:15:27,982
And hurry.
279
00:15:30,787 --> 00:15:33,788
Ah, ha-ha-ha, ooh!
280
00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:36,090
That could be a broken toe right there.
281
00:15:36,092 --> 00:15:37,592
Oh, those are perfect.
282
00:15:37,594 --> 00:15:39,627
Let me just get out of your way.
283
00:15:40,897 --> 00:15:42,363
W-w-what are you doing?
284
00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:50,938
Can we do your hair and makeup?
285
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:52,673
No.
286
00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:55,509
Are you strong enough to stop us?
287
00:15:55,511 --> 00:15:57,745
No.
288
00:15:57,747 --> 00:15:59,914
We're gonna make you pretty!
289
00:16:02,218 --> 00:16:04,919
- So do you love Po?
- Is Po your boyfriend?
290
00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:06,754
W-what? No.
291
00:16:06,756 --> 00:16:09,490
He will be when he sees you!
292
00:16:11,494 --> 00:16:14,462
Just perfect.
293
00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:16,697
Whoa! Wah.
294
00:16:16,699 --> 00:16:18,299
Wait a second.
You're really trying to...
295
00:16:18,301 --> 00:16:20,001
destroy Po.
296
00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:28,876
Whoa!
297
00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:43,858
Must destroy Po.
298
00:16:46,094 --> 00:16:49,263
Your eyes... what's with your...
wait a second.
299
00:16:49,265 --> 00:16:52,266
Red and glowing eyes, trying to
kill me, acting like a zombie.
300
00:16:52,268 --> 00:16:55,403
That Scorpion is controlling your mind!
301
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:58,239
That's awesome!
302
00:16:58,241 --> 00:16:59,373
What does it feel like?
303
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:05,680
Whoa!
304
00:17:21,798 --> 00:17:24,432
Monkey, you've got to snap out of it.
305
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:27,435
It's me, Po, your best buddy.
306
00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:44,251
Well, I don't know if
I'm your best buddy,
307
00:17:44,253 --> 00:17:46,387
but I'm one of your buddies.
308
00:17:46,389 --> 00:17:49,290
Am I your best buddy?
It could be Mantis.
309
00:17:49,292 --> 00:17:51,125
I mean, I know you guys
have lunch together a lot.
310
00:17:51,127 --> 00:17:52,760
But you're my best buddy.
311
00:17:52,762 --> 00:17:54,362
Yes, you are!
312
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:57,498
Especially if you
stop trying to kill me.
313
00:18:04,672 --> 00:18:07,007
Destroy Po.
314
00:18:07,009 --> 00:18:09,809
No!
Don't do it, Monkey. It's me.
315
00:18:09,811 --> 00:18:11,478
I'm your sneezy-trick friend.
Remember?
316
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,213
You, me, friends?
317
00:18:13,215 --> 00:18:16,483
Sneezy trick? Ha-choo?
318
00:18:18,687 --> 00:18:21,588
Friends! Remember?
319
00:18:29,731 --> 00:18:31,031
Friend?
320
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,867
It's getting late.
321
00:18:33,869 --> 00:18:35,435
I'm not sure they're gonna make it.
322
00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:37,671
Don't say that. They'll be here.
323
00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:40,540
Crane, Viper...
324
00:18:42,044 --> 00:18:44,044
Mantis...
325
00:18:44,046 --> 00:18:45,045
I'll never do...
326
00:18:46,415 --> 00:18:48,848
Kung Fu again.
327
00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:50,417
Hey, don't worry, Tigress.
328
00:18:50,419 --> 00:18:52,319
There's lots of other
things you're good at,
329
00:18:52,321 --> 00:18:56,222
like... uh...
330
00:18:58,593 --> 00:19:02,429
Don't worry.
They'll be here.
331
00:19:06,435 --> 00:19:09,035
Someone's at the door.
332
00:19:09,037 --> 00:19:10,236
Come in!
333
00:19:22,249 --> 00:19:25,719
Po no mo'.
334
00:19:25,721 --> 00:19:28,555
Look at you.
Who did a good job?
335
00:19:28,557 --> 00:19:30,657
Monkey, that's who.
336
00:19:37,199 --> 00:19:38,998
He's only been dead a few minutes.
337
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,267
He shouldn't stink already.
338
00:19:41,269 --> 00:19:44,070
That's the stink of awesomeness!
339
00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:52,145
- Us, one.
- Scorpion, zero.
340
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:55,582
Oh, how did you
overcome my mind control?
341
00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:58,084
With a poison that's
stronger than yours.
342
00:19:58,086 --> 00:20:01,154
And that poison is called "friendship."
343
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:03,156
We'll take that flower now.
344
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,158
The only thing you're going to get
345
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,528
is a little soap to wash
out your filthy mouth.
346
00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:10,530
Let's do this.
347
00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:16,302
It's on me! It's on me!
348
00:20:35,624 --> 00:20:37,724
This is going to sting a little bit.
349
00:20:37,726 --> 00:20:39,292
Just kidding.
350
00:20:39,294 --> 00:20:42,162
It burns like fire.
351
00:20:42,164 --> 00:20:43,229
Negatory!
352
00:21:25,106 --> 00:21:28,675
You'll never get my orchid.
353
00:21:30,345 --> 00:21:31,678
Oh, sweetheart,
354
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,714
you can't surprise someone
with this many eyeballs.
355
00:21:34,716 --> 00:21:36,349
Oh, no?
356
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:39,118
Wha?
357
00:21:52,868 --> 00:21:54,167
Nice one!
358
00:21:54,169 --> 00:21:56,202
Bonus points for Po!
359
00:21:56,204 --> 00:21:57,837
Hey, I helped.
360
00:21:57,839 --> 00:21:59,105
We split 'em.
361
00:21:59,107 --> 00:22:00,406
Deal.
362
00:22:07,682 --> 00:22:08,948
We got it!
363
00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:10,783
Quick! It's almost sundown.
364
00:22:10,785 --> 00:22:12,452
I'm supposed to make
tea from this thing,
365
00:22:12,454 --> 00:22:14,220
but there's no time.
366
00:22:30,238 --> 00:22:32,772
What do you think you're d...
367
00:22:32,774 --> 00:22:34,240
I'm... I'm cured.
368
00:22:36,144 --> 00:22:38,778
You're welcome?
369
00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:40,480
Sorry.
370
00:22:41,816 --> 00:22:42,982
You have done well.
371
00:22:42,984 --> 00:22:45,585
Yeah, once I used my
Dragon-Warrior-ness...
372
00:22:45,587 --> 00:22:48,555
to cure Monkey of his zombification...
373
00:22:48,557 --> 00:22:51,324
Po, do your funny
zombie impression of me.
374
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:53,893
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah,
right, right, right.
375
00:22:53,895 --> 00:22:56,162
Destroy Po. Must...
376
00:22:56,164 --> 00:22:58,631
These... are... peppers!
377
00:22:59,634 --> 00:23:01,501
Monkey, one.
Panda, zero.
378
00:23:05,182 --> 00:23:08,442
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