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This is one story
I may not get to file in person,
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so I'll have to talk fast
because it's after me.
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Claustrophobia has long been part
of the human experience,
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from the Cro-Magnon
all the way up to Freud.
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So if you ever happen to find yourself
underground, and I mean deep underground,
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don't linger in the shadows.
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April 20, 3:30 p. m.
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Dr. James Verhyden,
three Ph. D. 's in geology...
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and well-known seismic expert,
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was poking around
in an undeveloped tunnel...
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of the underground
Merrymount Archive mine complex.
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Verhyden knew instantly
he had found something extraordinary.
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So did his tool packer,
Howard Kimper.
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Howard, hand me the pick.
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Power, can you get it up?
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Howard Kimper was a good worker.
He did what he was told.
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At least that's what people would say
about him at his funeral.
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10:00 a. m., one day after
the death of Howard Kimper,
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in the same underground complex,
only this time Sector "M. '"
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Business as usual, all except for
journeyman electrician Larry Coogan.
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Coogan had complained to his friends that
he didn't like working so far underground.
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He said it felt like
working a tomb.
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Today he would learn
how right he was.
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Detective in charge of the case
was Lieutenant Irene Lamont.
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She was a fast riser, a one-woman
phenomenon of the Chicago P.D.
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Her detractors said Irene's success was owed
only to her looks and her alluring femininity.
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Her supporters were usually
too moonstruck to say anything.
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Lieutenant Lamont, why are you
holding back details on this death?
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Lieutenant?
Oh, Brian, why so formal?
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Well, Irene, it's just the department's
attitude is hard to understand on this.
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You haven't answered
the man's question yet, Lieutenant.
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Just what is the police department's involvement
with routine industrial accidents anyway?
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Routine investigation, Ed.
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Everything's routine around here,
Lieutenant. You're getting in a rut.
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Oh, not me, Carl.
No, speak for yourself.
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Hey, listen, fellas. My desk is
piled high with work in there.
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If I don't get to it, they're
gonna boot me back to Traffic.
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Now would you really
want that to happen?
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Hate to see you back in uniform,
if that's what you mean, Irene.
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Thanks, Ed.
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Oh, you-you schnooks.
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Hey, ease up on her, Kolchak.
She's just doing her job.
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Yeah, sure, yeah.
So was Adolf Eichmann.
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Listen, Kolchak.
I'd like to take the lady out.
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You do anything
to bring her down on reporters,
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you'll have to send away for
mail-order teeth. You dummy.
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Dum-dums.
Dum-dums. Mm-hmm.
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All right, Lieutenant,
let's talk turkey. Now-
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Carl, I like ya.
I really do.
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I mean, I like your style.
I like your savoir faire.
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I like your directness, the
way you take over a situation.
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I even like the way you dress.
Yeah, yeah, okay, but?
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But we've got nothing to
talk about. Okay, Irene.
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I like you too.
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I like your nose and your eyes
and your earlobes and all of that. Okay?
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So, now because we like
each other so much,
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why don't you elucidate the rumor
that I have heard...
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about you not allowing the relatives
to identify the bodies.
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There you go. You see,
that's how rumors get started.
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Now, in fact, we had identified the
bodies from the I.D. They were carrying.
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We didn't forbid the relatives
from seeing the bodies.
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It's just that they were, well,
they were so badly mangled...
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that we thought we would, well, save
them all that misery and anguish.
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Yeah.
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Why haven't you told us anything about the way
they were killed or what the accidents were? What?
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Carl, when you're dealing with
the Merrymount Archive Corporation-
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Yeah? Well, there are
very special problems.
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I mean, they store
corporate records.
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They even store records for
the federal government. Uh-huh.
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I mean, now we are just following
ordinary security precautions.
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Oh. Well, what ordinary security
precautions? What? Whose?
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Carl, I really am terribly busy, and I can't go
into it now. I have an awful lot of things to do.
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Yeah, yeah, right, right, you're gonna be
late for the autopsy report on the electrician.
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Right?
Right.
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Carl!
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Autopsy on Lawrence Earl Coogan.
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Conducted by Lamar Beckwith.
Assisted by Drs. Gordon, Phillips.
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Dr., uh-
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Uh, Kolchakovsky.
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I am new here.
I just transferred from Interlaken.
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I was... told to come down
and observe your procedures.
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Doctor, why are you wearing
a mask? I have a cold.
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Please step back a little. I'm very
susceptible. Yes, of course. Certainly.
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Length of body,
71 inches and three-quarters.
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Well, it looks like our dear coroner
wants a little privacy.
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Mm. Just like the first man.
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Deep puncture marks, like
- like teeth. Teeth. Did you say teeth?
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Yes, teeth.
And not dog's teeth either.
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These teeth marks are not those
of a mammal but of a reptile.
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This man was bitten to death
by a crocodile?
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Well, it's Wednesday. I think I'll go out
on the golf course and hit a bucket of balls.
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Thank you, gentlemen,
for your assistance.
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Merrymount Archive Incorporated...
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was really two miles
below the welcome mat.
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Acre upon acre
of underground storage vaults,
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packed with computer tapes bearing
corporate records from three continents.
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"Preservation through perpetuity'"
was the company motto.
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Uh, excuse me.
Can I help you, sir?
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Well, I certainly hope so, yes. My company's
interested in leasing storage space here.
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How soon could I get an estimate? I've
gotta catch the 5:00 plane for Winnipeg.
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Well, we can see to it that you catch
that big bird with plenty of time to spare.
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Splendid.
I'm Jack Flaherty.
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I'm the vice president and
general sales manager. Uh-huh.
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What did you say the name of your firm
was? International Nickel Syndicate.
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I.N.S. It's Carl Kolchak. I don't
think I've ever heard of that firm.
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Well, we're a new, young, growing
cartel. I just got in from Santiago.
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Well, precious metals do command quite a bit of
respect these days. Yes, yes. Aren't we going down?
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Oh, well, I'll tell you, Mr. Kolchak.
This is a very bad day for us.
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You see, we're opening up
a new sector, and it's quite-
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Jack, I said I'm in a very big rush.
I told you I just got in from Santiago.
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I've gotta get up to Winnipeg, and then I go on
from there to Hangzhou and then back to Albuquerque.
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Yes, but I'll tell you, Mr. Kolchak.
I can give you an estimate.
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You see? And then you could see
the facilities another time.
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Well, there is no other time,
unfortunately, you see.
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It doesn't matter though. You gotta
break eggs in order to make an omelet.
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Come on, Jack.
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You better brace yourself.
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We're descending at the rate
of 200 feet per second, Mr. Kolchak.
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Uh, Carl, Carl. Don't tell me,
tell my stomach, Mr. Flaherty.
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Oh, you can call meJack.
Jack? Jack.
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Well, you'll be glad to know we've reached
the 10,000-foot level. We're decelerating.
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Ten thousand feet.
Mm.
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You know, the services that we can
offer you, Carl, are quite varied.
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Huh. You see, we have the
conventional microdot storage.
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Mm-hmm. And the magnetic
tape in our computer banks.
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We even have the more advanced
space-saving magnetic disks.
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Oh, really. That's terrific.
We can use all of it. All of it.
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All right. Oh.
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You'll find our facilities here
are quakeproof, floodproof...
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and could even withstand
nuclear holocausts.
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Oh, yeah, you mean when
everything turns to glass upstairs,
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Ma Bell will still be able to tell us
what our phone bill is, huh? That's right.
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Well, Mr. Flaherty, how do you
like it, huh? Like what, Chapman?
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Oh, you haven't answered
your phone messages lately, huh?
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Well, when you do, you'll find there's
a call in from our union liaison man.
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Look, me and my men
ain't gonna work down in this place...
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the way things have been going on,
unless we get extra compensation.
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That's fine, Chapman, but I don't think
that this is the time or the place...
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to discuss
union-management relations.
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Yeah, that's fine. Wait till
you hear our package of demands.
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It's this recession. It's got
everybody in a bad mood. What recession?
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That looks like Kolchak's
yellow submarine.
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Come on.
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Did a guy come in here wearing
a seersucker suit with red hair?
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There was a Mr. Kolchak. I believe he
was with a nickel firm in New Mexico.
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He's got nothing to do with nickel. He's
the proverbial bad penny. Now, where is he?
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You name it, we store it.
Everything from the family jewels...
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to corporate tax records
to private property deeds.
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And it's all handled
in the strictest of confidence.
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Yeah, speaking of confidence, uh, I
heard you had a little trouble down here.
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Oh, yes, very unfortunate.
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However, I'm not at liberty to discuss
it. You know, insurance regulations.
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Yeah, but I hear a man was killed.
I mean, mauled badly.
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Yes, well, in an operation
of this sort, Carl,
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one has to expect
one or two industrial accidents.
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Yes, of course, certainly.
Uh, what's down there, huh?
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Oh, j-just some more data.
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You see, some of our clients
desire optimum security.
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Oh, your client's a tall fella with a
tall white hat and stars and stripes...
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and a white beard named Sam?
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Boy, you are astute, Carl.
So are you, Jack.
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Why don't you come on over here
and I'll show you our nerve center?
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I've been asking for it
till I'm blue in the face.
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It's gonna be Utah
all over again.
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Did I ever- Did I ever tell you
what happened to me in Utah?
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- Only a few times.
- Well, he just doesn't underst-
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Oh, this is it. Well, speak of
the devil, and he shall appear.
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Just when do I get my locks
changed on my office and storeroom?
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Now I put the working order in.
I'm doing everything I can.
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Don't you think you're
just being a little oversensitive?
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Paranoid?
I said oversensitive.
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"Paranoid," is that what you're trying to say?
There are no paranoids in the Soviet Union.
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Do you know why? Because everybody there
is being watched and plotted against.
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Only the insane man feels secure.
And it's the same thing here.
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Mysterious occurrences.
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Strange people who aren't what they appear
to be. For example, just who are you?
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Dr. Verhyden, please.
This is a potential new client.
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And I am Mickey Mantle.
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You're in on this.
You're in on this.
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And if you're not,
you are a pathetic judge of character.
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Now look, I don't have to
take that from you.
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Get the locks changed
or I'll go over your head.
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I'm sorry about that.
No, no, forget it.
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I know someone almost
just like him. Who is he?
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Dr. James Verhyden,
honcho of the government seismic lab.
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This is a good place for long-range quake
readings. We're in a very stable area.
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Yes, but the question is:
Is the doctor himself stable?
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Uh, yeah.
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Say, who was he talking about when he said
that people aren't what they appear to be?
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Oh, forgive my manners.
Carl Kolchak, this is Ruth Van Galen.
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She's the director
of our data storage.
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She's gonna be putting the whole
history of your company on tape.
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No, no, she's not.
No, no, not the whole history, no.
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Let me show you some of the
hardware. Yes, yes, of course.
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Oh, the A-52.
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Yes. Yes. Oh, Jack, it's for you.
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Excuse me.
Mm, certainly.
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Topside.
Thank you.
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Yes.
Lieutenant Lamont?
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Well, I've been walking the facility
with a new customer. Put her on.
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Yes, Lieutenant,
this is Jack Flaherty.
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Well, yes, he is. As a matter
of fact, he's right here with-
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Hi there.
Mind if I sit down?
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Well, just how are your
union dealings coming along?
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Slow is how
they're coming along.
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The only thing that happens
fast around here are accidents.
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Bang, bang.
Two of them just like that.
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- What do you think caused those accidents?
- You ain't no buyer.
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You're right. You're absolutely
right. I'm down here undercover.
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Well, you're too late. I had a lot to tell you
police yesterday, but nobody ever listens to me.
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I'm not a cop. Do I look like a
cop? Then who are you? Come on.
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My name's Carl Kolchak.
I'm an insurance investigator.
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Now, if you can help me, I, uh,
I can make it worth your while.
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How do you know
how much my while is worth?
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Very good. Okay?
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I make more than that
in 10 minutes.
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00:20:47,059 --> 00:20:49,459
How about two of'em?
218
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:56,028
All right. Now that first man to
die, uh, Kimper, was that his name?
219
00:20:56,101 --> 00:20:58,899
Yeah, exactly what happened?
Nobody really knows.
220
00:20:58,971 --> 00:21:00,996
Except that he worked
for that Dr. Verhyden.
221
00:21:01,073 --> 00:21:03,701
That eight ball.
222
00:21:03,776 --> 00:21:06,438
Yeah, that doctor does seem
to have some problems.
223
00:21:06,512 --> 00:21:09,174
My heart bleeds. Listen, I got problems
too. They're coming out of my ears.
224
00:21:09,248 --> 00:21:13,241
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- You know what the big tragedy in his life is?
225
00:21:13,319 --> 00:21:17,449
No. Well, he used to
teach college, right?
226
00:21:17,523 --> 00:21:20,185
He was out in Utah,
and he uncovers these valuable rocks.
227
00:21:20,259 --> 00:21:24,525
Well, it was a feather in his cap. As
far as I'm concerned, a rock is a rock.
228
00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:28,727
Anyway, he crates these rocks, and
he's gonna send them east on a flatcar.
229
00:21:28,801 --> 00:21:33,636
Well, along comes
this other geologist,
230
00:21:33,706 --> 00:21:36,698
erases Verhyden's name
from the crates,
231
00:21:36,775 --> 00:21:41,371
puts his own name on the crates
and has them shipped back to himself.
232
00:21:41,447 --> 00:21:45,315
He gets all the credit. That's why
Verhyden goes around crying the blues.
233
00:21:45,384 --> 00:21:49,218
That's-That's- Yeah, tell me,
where was Kimper's body found?
234
00:21:49,288 --> 00:21:52,553
- Sector "R," swill hole.
- Swill hole?
235
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:56,254
Yeah, it's a natural rock tunnel.
Hasn't been used since salt mining days.
236
00:21:56,328 --> 00:22:00,492
Couple ofhot springs down there
have caused a lot of seepage.
237
00:22:00,566 --> 00:22:04,332
They can't store their valuable
computer tapes in a steam bath.
238
00:22:04,403 --> 00:22:07,497
The electrician
- Was his name Coogan? Was he killed in Sector "R" too?
239
00:22:07,573 --> 00:22:10,406
No, his body was found
in Sector "M. '"
240
00:22:10,476 --> 00:22:13,206
- Uh-huh. And where's Sector "M"?
- Have they changed the alphabet?
241
00:22:13,278 --> 00:22:17,146
- No.
- Well, then "M" comes before "R."
242
00:22:17,216 --> 00:22:19,241
Sector "M" is on the way
to Sector "R."
243
00:22:19,318 --> 00:22:21,252
That's all.
Sure.
244
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,515
Now what?
245
00:22:23,589 --> 00:22:25,523
That phony alarm.
246
00:22:25,591 --> 00:22:28,890
They want me and my men
to go around looking for trespassers.
247
00:22:28,961 --> 00:22:32,158
You know something?
I am not in security.
248
00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:37,396
I'm gonna call the union the first thing
tomorrow morning. You mark my words.
249
00:22:37,469 --> 00:22:41,303
Yeah, excuse me. How do I get
out to Sections "M" and "R"?
250
00:22:41,373 --> 00:22:44,137
You just follow the signs,
that's all.
251
00:22:44,209 --> 00:22:46,234
But let me tell you something, buddy.
252
00:22:46,311 --> 00:22:49,041
You're a fool to go out there
without getting extra hazard pay.
253
00:22:49,114 --> 00:22:52,379
Yeah. Well, thanks a lot. It's been
very pleasant chatting with you.
254
00:22:58,257 --> 00:23:00,350
Oh, God.
255
00:23:30,823 --> 00:23:33,348
Now let me see.
256
00:23:39,798 --> 00:23:43,256
Sector S-Y.
257
00:23:43,335 --> 00:23:45,667
Sector "L."
258
00:25:02,381 --> 00:25:04,315
Ahh!
259
00:25:55,901 --> 00:25:59,894
Uh-uh, wait a minute. Okay,
Carl, come on. Come on.
260
00:25:59,972 --> 00:26:01,906
There's something out there.
261
00:26:01,974 --> 00:26:04,534
Yeah, well, it's a good thing you've
been getting some exercise, Carl,
262
00:26:04,610 --> 00:26:06,601
because there isn't much room in
the slammer. Are you listening to me?
263
00:26:06,678 --> 00:26:10,114
I said there's something out there. Uh-huh.
Well, you're under arrest, Dr. Kolchakovsky.
264
00:26:10,182 --> 00:26:12,616
Well- Under arrest for what?
Impersonating a doctor.
265
00:26:12,684 --> 00:26:16,142
I could have had you outside the morgue. And
then there's trespassing in a security area.
266
00:26:16,221 --> 00:26:19,247
I did- But are you listening to me?
What are you doing to my camera?
267
00:26:19,324 --> 00:26:21,519
Gimme those pictures.
I got pictures of it.
268
00:26:21,593 --> 00:26:26,292
Carl, this is a classified area. There are no
pictures allowed. Will you listen to me, please?
269
00:26:26,365 --> 00:26:28,959
I thought there was something suspicious
about him right from the first.
270
00:26:29,034 --> 00:26:32,299
So I figured if I went along, gave
him enough rope, he'd hang himself.
271
00:26:32,371 --> 00:26:34,271
- Oh, you did, did you?
- Yes.
272
00:26:34,339 --> 00:26:36,933
Will you listen to me, please?
We are listening, Carl.
273
00:26:37,009 --> 00:26:41,105
All right. Now this is gonna
be very hard to believe.
274
00:26:41,179 --> 00:26:43,943
It's gonna sound silly, but
there is some kind of a strange...
275
00:26:44,016 --> 00:26:47,247
reptilian lizard monster
out there.
276
00:26:47,319 --> 00:26:49,184
I mean, none of us is safe.
277
00:26:49,254 --> 00:26:51,188
Carl, will you just come quietly?
278
00:26:51,256 --> 00:26:53,417
No, no, it's in Sector "M."
That's where Coogan-
279
00:26:53,492 --> 00:26:56,427
The lady asked you to leave quietly.
Me? I don't care how you go.
280
00:26:56,495 --> 00:27:00,056
Get him out of here! No, no,
now wait. Watch the shoulders.
281
00:27:00,132 --> 00:27:04,364
Mr. Flaherty, I am terribly sorry. You
won't be bothered by Kolchak anymore.
282
00:27:04,436 --> 00:27:06,370
Okay, fellas.
283
00:27:10,575 --> 00:27:15,706
All right, all right, just watch it.
You're pulling on the handcuffs.
284
00:27:15,781 --> 00:27:18,682
They're also tight.
That's the guy.
285
00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:21,048
Just a second.
286
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,919
I'll take charge of this man. Merely
have one of your men sign a waiver.
287
00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:27,254
It won't take any of your time
at all. Don't touch the goods.
288
00:27:27,326 --> 00:27:29,260
He's in my custody.
I keep him.
289
00:27:29,328 --> 00:27:32,388
No, he trespassed in a security area.
That's my jurisdiction.
290
00:27:32,464 --> 00:27:36,025
I already had him on a previous
count. Now let's not argue.
291
00:27:36,101 --> 00:27:40,003
Very well.
It's your responsibility.
292
00:27:41,073 --> 00:27:43,337
Hey, wait.
Who's that hardnose?
293
00:27:43,408 --> 00:27:45,501
Water department. Can't
you read? Water dep-
294
00:27:45,577 --> 00:27:48,671
They're having some problems with the pipes
downstairs. You know, because of the accident.
295
00:27:48,747 --> 00:27:51,238
Accident? That accident was
caused by one big lizard.
296
00:27:51,316 --> 00:27:54,046
What does the water department wanna
bust me for, huh? Leaky faucets? Carl-
297
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:57,054
Listen, you all know that something's going
on down there. Why don't you listen to me?
298
00:27:57,122 --> 00:27:59,784
Carl- That big lizard down
there was at least eight-
299
00:27:59,858 --> 00:28:03,123
Carl, have you ever been maced?
300
00:28:03,195 --> 00:28:06,028
Maced?
301
00:28:06,098 --> 00:28:08,259
No, no, I haven't actually.
302
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:13,327
Will you-Will you stop lifting so
high, please? It hurts the arms.
303
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,080
Open up the door.
All right. All right.
304
00:28:58,150 --> 00:29:02,280
I hope you're happy. Bailing you out of jail has
released about a quart of hydrochloric acid in my gut.
305
00:29:02,354 --> 00:29:05,517
Not to mention missing lunch,
which is murder on my digestion.
306
00:29:05,590 --> 00:29:08,388
Yeah, but, Tony,
it was worth it, almost.
307
00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:11,190
Listen, I got some pictures in here like you wouldn't
- Carl, Carl, Carl!
308
00:29:11,263 --> 00:29:13,231
I don't wanna hear anything more
about that giant newt.
309
00:29:13,298 --> 00:29:15,357
I want you to keep away
from the authorities at Merrymount.
310
00:29:15,434 --> 00:29:18,460
I'll rip the lid off of
this lizard creature affair.
311
00:29:18,537 --> 00:29:20,903
And I'm gonna find out who those guys
in the water department really are.
312
00:29:20,972 --> 00:29:22,906
And, you, stop talking
with your mouth full.
313
00:29:22,974 --> 00:29:26,933
Don't tell me what to do with my mouth. And what
guys are you talking about in what water department?
314
00:29:27,012 --> 00:29:30,914
Stay tuned, and you'll hear
the next installment.
315
00:29:30,982 --> 00:29:32,916
Yeah, hello.
Is Arnie Wisemore there?
316
00:29:32,984 --> 00:29:35,452
Arnie Wisemore?
Isn't he in prison?
317
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,354
No, of course not.
He's out on parole.
318
00:29:39,424 --> 00:29:42,393
Hello, Arnie?
Hey, Carl Kolchak here.
319
00:29:42,461 --> 00:29:44,929
Yeah, I got a small job
for you to do.
320
00:29:44,996 --> 00:29:48,193
No, absolutely not.
321
00:29:48,266 --> 00:29:52,430
No, look. I know he's my boss, but
I don't want you to break his arms.
322
00:29:53,472 --> 00:29:56,441
No, Arnie. All I want you
to do is deliver a package.
323
00:29:56,508 --> 00:30:00,410
Yeah, well, I can't give you the details
right now, so I'll call you a little later.
324
00:30:00,479 --> 00:30:03,846
- What did he say about me?
- Arnie? Not a thing.
325
00:30:03,915 --> 00:30:07,043
Carl, look. I don't want you to get involved with
that crumb. Just drop the whole thing right now.
326
00:30:07,119 --> 00:30:09,679
Just drop the whole thing
right now. Uh-huh. Right.
327
00:30:09,754 --> 00:30:13,781
Just what did Lieutenant
Irene Lamont do to you, hmm?
328
00:30:13,859 --> 00:30:16,885
Did she run her fingers through
your hair and tousle your curls...
329
00:30:16,962 --> 00:30:18,930
and compliment you
on your aftershave lotion?
330
00:30:18,997 --> 00:30:23,024
Now don't be ridiculous. She is
a charming woman. Uh-huh, yeah.
331
00:30:23,101 --> 00:30:25,831
But this was strictly an executive
decision, based on the study of the matter.
332
00:30:25,904 --> 00:30:28,566
Based on the study of her legs,
you mean. Look, look, Carl.
333
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,734
The lieutenant and I have an
understanding like two professionals.
334
00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:36,304
I told her that I would agree to backpedal a
while, to keep you from hindering her investigation.
335
00:30:36,381 --> 00:30:39,873
And she, in turn, agreed that if
anything major happened in Merrymount,
336
00:30:39,951 --> 00:30:41,885
she would call the exclusive
directly to me.
337
00:30:41,953 --> 00:30:44,444
- To you.
- To me.
338
00:30:44,523 --> 00:30:45,615
- Not to me.
- No.
339
00:30:45,690 --> 00:30:46,782
- To you.
- Yes.
340
00:30:46,858 --> 00:30:51,158
You sucker. You better learn the tune "All Alone on
the Telephone," 'cause she ain't never gonna call.
341
00:30:51,229 --> 00:30:54,221
They've got a lid on this thing, and
I think it comes from very high up.
342
00:30:54,299 --> 00:30:56,790
If that were true, if that were the
case, she would have told me about it.
343
00:30:56,868 --> 00:30:58,028
- She would have?
- Yes.
344
00:30:58,103 --> 00:30:59,866
- You really believe that?
- I do.
345
00:30:59,938 --> 00:31:03,840
You know, I think all that bicarbonate you've
been drinking has put bubbles in your brain.
346
00:31:03,909 --> 00:31:08,471
The issue is not my intake of bicarbonate.
The issue is how you follow my directives.
347
00:31:08,547 --> 00:31:11,846
Now, I'm trying to establish a professional
working rapport with this lieutenant.
348
00:31:11,917 --> 00:31:14,283
Oh, that's what you're
- And I don't want you jeopardizing it.
349
00:31:14,352 --> 00:31:16,377
Now you've aggravated
this sweet, young woman,
350
00:31:16,454 --> 00:31:18,854
in spite of all the kindnesses
she's extended to you.
351
00:31:20,091 --> 00:31:21,786
Kindness?
Yes.
352
00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:26,422
That sweet, young woman is about
as kind as an S.S. Sturmbannfuhrer.
353
00:31:26,498 --> 00:31:29,331
Carl, listen to me! I'm leaving.
I'm going up to Merrymount!
354
00:31:29,401 --> 00:31:33,929
Vincenzo! Don't yell
like you always do.
355
00:31:34,005 --> 00:31:36,132
It'll rile your bile.
356
00:31:51,856 --> 00:31:54,120
They make lousy pets.
Hmm?
357
00:31:54,192 --> 00:31:58,720
Crocodiles. Not only won't they fetch
your slippers but they'll eat your feet.
358
00:32:01,032 --> 00:32:03,262
You know, not one of these things
stands upright like a man. Not one.
359
00:32:03,335 --> 00:32:08,204
Well, of course not. If God had
wanted crocodiles to stand upright,
360
00:32:08,273 --> 00:32:11,902
he'd have given them alligator shoes.
361
00:32:11,977 --> 00:32:16,004
Aw, come on, Kolchak,
these are the jokes.
362
00:32:16,081 --> 00:32:20,074
I used to do all the emcee work and the
stand-up comedy in the prison talent show.
363
00:32:20,151 --> 00:32:22,711
Yeah, well, I can see why they're
anxious to put you out of parole.
364
00:32:22,787 --> 00:32:26,587
I'm not talking just about crocodiles.
I'm talking about all these reptiles in here.
365
00:32:26,658 --> 00:32:29,957
I mean, there's not one
like what I saw.
366
00:32:30,028 --> 00:32:32,189
It says in here though
that some reptiles,
367
00:32:32,264 --> 00:32:36,758
you know, like sidewinder snakes,
it says that they're photophobic.
368
00:32:36,835 --> 00:32:38,769
Photophobic. It means that
they don't like the light.
369
00:32:38,837 --> 00:32:41,499
- Oh, good for them.
- Yeah.
370
00:32:41,573 --> 00:32:43,507
You ready to go?
371
00:32:43,575 --> 00:32:45,543
Yeah, yeah, sure.
You ready?
372
00:32:46,811 --> 00:32:49,405
Yeah, yeah, this is it here, huh?
373
00:32:49,481 --> 00:32:51,711
Yep. Now you're sure
this is gonna do it?
374
00:32:51,783 --> 00:32:54,047
You're questioning
my professional judgment now?
375
00:32:54,119 --> 00:32:56,553
Arnie, this is Kolchak
you're rapping with, remember?
376
00:32:56,621 --> 00:32:58,885
Kolchak?
I know your record.
377
00:32:58,957 --> 00:33:01,926
Look, that last problem with the Mexican
border would have never happened...
378
00:33:01,993 --> 00:33:05,451
if somebody would have remembered
to soundproof the hearse properly.
379
00:33:05,530 --> 00:33:09,022
And to put on lipstick.
His wig was crooked too.
380
00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:11,864
I mean, if you're gonna
run parrots into the country,
381
00:33:11,936 --> 00:33:14,166
you gotta lay out some cash
for decent soundproofing.
382
00:33:14,239 --> 00:33:17,174
Parrots.
I'll never forget that feeling,
383
00:33:17,242 --> 00:33:20,678
when that third voice
in the back started squawking,
384
00:33:20,745 --> 00:33:22,872
"Buenos dias. Buenos dias. '"
385
00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:27,510
All right, come on. You just
make sure you get me there, right?
386
00:33:27,585 --> 00:33:30,645
Don't worry.
Watch the hat.
387
00:33:30,722 --> 00:33:33,987
You are now
a precision instrument.
388
00:35:13,291 --> 00:35:19,093
Officer, all we found up in Sector
"R'" were large agate specimens.
389
00:35:19,164 --> 00:35:23,191
Howard was fine when I left.
I saw nothing unusual.
390
00:35:23,268 --> 00:35:25,429
Well, let's just hear it one more time.
391
00:35:25,503 --> 00:35:28,063
You're the last person
to see Kimper alive.
392
00:36:07,011 --> 00:36:10,572
Phew! What stinks in here?
393
00:36:28,867 --> 00:36:32,234
What are you doing in my office? Aren't these
the strangest little rocks you've ever seen?
394
00:36:32,303 --> 00:36:34,464
Put that down.
What are they?
395
00:36:34,539 --> 00:36:37,508
It's an alloy I've been working with.
Now put it down.
396
00:36:37,575 --> 00:36:39,509
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
397
00:36:39,577 --> 00:36:42,068
Now, you're sure this is not the agate
that you and Howard Kimper found?
398
00:36:42,146 --> 00:36:45,513
No. I'll give you 30 seconds
to leave.
399
00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:49,041
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
Did you hear something?
400
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,054
No. Now get out!
401
00:36:51,122 --> 00:36:56,253
Yeah, yeah, right, just as soon as you show me that
agate that you found, and I won't bug you anymore.
402
00:36:56,327 --> 00:36:58,727
Where do you get off
that I have to show you anything?
403
00:36:58,796 --> 00:37:00,730
I am through letting people
steal from me.
404
00:37:00,798 --> 00:37:02,925
Once on a dig in Utah,
405
00:37:03,001 --> 00:37:05,970
I slaved months to uncover
some Pleistocene strata-
406
00:37:06,037 --> 00:37:08,835
Yeah, it's all right, Doc. It's okay.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to touch you.
407
00:37:08,907 --> 00:37:12,343
Tell me, what do you think
you've got in here...
408
00:37:12,410 --> 00:37:14,742
that's so important
that somebody would wanna steal it?
409
00:37:16,915 --> 00:37:19,213
That? It can't be that.
410
00:37:20,585 --> 00:37:24,043
Say, it's funny. These seem more like
eggshells. Do these look like eggs to you?
411
00:37:24,122 --> 00:37:26,181
No! Now-
412
00:37:26,257 --> 00:37:29,920
That's funny. What do
you know about reptiles?
413
00:37:29,994 --> 00:37:33,191
Nothing. They're not in
my field. Put that down!
414
00:37:33,264 --> 00:37:36,028
Yeah, well, they're not in mine either,
but I know one when I saw one.
415
00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:39,797
And I saw one. A huge one here.
Did you find these in Sector "R"?
416
00:37:39,871 --> 00:37:41,998
Now, I am tired of your questions.
417
00:37:42,073 --> 00:37:46,203
I have no desire to discuss
reptiles with you or anything else.
418
00:37:46,277 --> 00:37:48,472
And I'll have you arrested
again. Yeah, sure, sure.
419
00:37:48,546 --> 00:37:50,776
One more question, Doc,
if you don't-
420
00:37:57,889 --> 00:37:59,823
Will you get outta here?
Get out!
421
00:39:09,527 --> 00:39:13,520
You want me to open this, huh?
Uh-huh.
422
00:39:13,598 --> 00:39:17,466
You know, if all the film that I've shot
that's been confiscated by the cops...
423
00:39:17,535 --> 00:39:21,096
were laid end to end, I'd have
enough film to shoot War and Peace.
424
00:39:21,172 --> 00:39:23,606
Including a travelogue
and a cartoon.
425
00:39:23,675 --> 00:39:26,075
Again, what were you
and Verhyden talking about?
426
00:39:26,144 --> 00:39:29,602
Again? Rocks.
427
00:39:29,681 --> 00:39:33,048
Carl, if he had any information that would shed
light on this, you better start belching it up,
428
00:39:33,117 --> 00:39:36,177
or I guarantee you a graduate
degree in license plate making...
429
00:39:36,254 --> 00:39:38,245
down at the state farm.
430
00:39:38,322 --> 00:39:40,187
Whatever happened...
431
00:39:40,258 --> 00:39:44,592
to the sweet Irene Lamont
that we all know and love, hmm?
432
00:39:44,662 --> 00:39:48,496
All those poor bums down in the press department
are always singing that pretty refrain-
433
00:39:48,566 --> 00:39:52,798
Irene, Irene, the loveliest cop
I've ever seen
434
00:39:52,870 --> 00:39:54,838
You don't know
how bad I can be.
435
00:39:54,906 --> 00:39:57,466
Oh, I got a pretty good idea, baby.
436
00:39:58,342 --> 00:40:01,834
Lieutenant Lamont, uh,
437
00:40:01,913 --> 00:40:04,108
if you don't mind.
438
00:40:08,086 --> 00:40:10,850
Relax, Mr. Kolchak, relax.
Cigarette?
439
00:40:10,922 --> 00:40:13,618
Uh, no, no, thanks
No, I don't smoke.
440
00:40:13,691 --> 00:40:16,717
I read
the surgeon general's report.
441
00:40:20,131 --> 00:40:24,067
Look, I don't know how long
I can hold off, Miss Lamont.
442
00:40:24,135 --> 00:40:26,296
She wants to bust you bad.
443
00:40:26,370 --> 00:40:29,203
Now I don't know why
you won't cooperate.
444
00:40:31,209 --> 00:40:34,736
Open up with me.
Open up, huh?
445
00:40:35,913 --> 00:40:37,847
Yeah, well, you see,
it's little things,
446
00:40:37,915 --> 00:40:40,907
uh, like how you've kept a lid
on all this mess, General.
447
00:40:40,985 --> 00:40:43,818
- Colonel.
- Colonel.
448
00:40:43,888 --> 00:40:47,324
You'll make general.
Yeah, you see, you're thinking...
449
00:40:47,391 --> 00:40:49,825
maybe that there's more
of these creatures around, huh?
450
00:40:49,894 --> 00:40:54,593
Maybe they'll get into your secret silos, your
underground missile and SAC bases down there.
451
00:40:54,665 --> 00:40:58,226
Maybe they have already, huh?
Well, did you ever think...
452
00:40:58,302 --> 00:41:01,703
that they might be down there in the
subways too and underground tunnels?
453
00:41:01,773 --> 00:41:04,264
And underground garages?
Did you ever think about that?
454
00:41:04,342 --> 00:41:07,072
I mean, when are you gonna warn
the general public about this?
455
00:41:07,145 --> 00:41:09,613
When we feel the time is right.
456
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,444
And who is "we"?
Hey!
457
00:41:24,462 --> 00:41:28,831
He's gone!
Check the hall.
458
00:42:27,525 --> 00:42:30,392
No, no, easy, easy.
Oh, I'm sorry.
459
00:42:30,461 --> 00:42:33,589
Well, look, did Verhyden keep
all his specimens in his lab?
460
00:42:33,664 --> 00:42:36,132
Verhyden's dead, and I'm
gettin' outta here! No, no, wait.
461
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,658
Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. No, look, Verhyden
found something the creature's after.
462
00:42:39,737 --> 00:42:41,830
And I gotta find it and take it
up topside. You're on your own!
463
00:42:41,906 --> 00:42:45,637
No, wait.
What about your hazard pay?
464
00:42:45,710 --> 00:42:47,644
Fink.
465
00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:01,135
It's an egg.
466
00:47:48,179 --> 00:47:52,377
So here I am. In a few
minutes, it'll be here too.
467
00:47:52,449 --> 00:47:57,045
If I don't make it and this tape is ever
found, you'll at least know what happened.
468
00:47:59,990 --> 00:48:03,585
My only hope
is it'll take this nest and go.
469
00:48:03,661 --> 00:48:06,494
If it won't, then good luck.
470
00:48:25,983 --> 00:48:29,180
Back! Back!
471
00:48:30,487 --> 00:48:32,512
Back!
472
00:49:17,101 --> 00:49:19,035
I know what's gonna happen now.
473
00:49:19,103 --> 00:49:23,631
As far as the authorities are concerned, the
events of April 20 and 21 will never have occurred.
474
00:49:23,707 --> 00:49:26,335
They-They're gonna tell me
that if I ever breathe a word of this,
475
00:49:26,410 --> 00:49:29,038
they're gonna break me
like a straw man.
476
00:49:29,113 --> 00:49:31,047
Now what about the sentry?
477
00:49:31,115 --> 00:49:36,382
Will its eggs hatch in the warm,
dark, dank dampness of its nesting place?
478
00:49:37,421 --> 00:49:40,982
Who knows? Maybe the government
will find the nest, maybe they won't.
479
00:49:41,058 --> 00:49:43,959
We'll probably never know.
But if you're in a subway...
480
00:49:44,028 --> 00:49:46,622
or a pedestrian tunnel
underneath a ballpark,
481
00:49:46,697 --> 00:49:50,155
and you think you hear something
moving in the walls,
482
00:49:50,234 --> 00:49:52,600
it may not be your imagination.
483
00:49:52,670 --> 00:49:57,607
Take my advice, don't walk,
run to the nearest exit.
484
00:49:57,657 --> 00:50:02,207
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