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- ? Oh, oh, hey ?
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? Hey, hey, hey ?
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- Hello?
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No one's here.
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Solo dance party!
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[grunts rhythmically]
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? Go Arc, get crazy ?
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- Happy Armor Day!
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- I wasn't dancing!
You were!
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- Armor Day bump!
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- This is my favorite
holiday tradition!
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- [screams]
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- [crashes, clanking]
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- Lucky for him
I only used one cheek!
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- Happy Armor Day, Arc!
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- Aww, thanks!
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What's Armor Day?
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- What's Armor Day?
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- Not from Astoria, remember?
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I'm from Seagate,
where we have normal holidays
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like Pretend Wednesday's
Thursday Day.
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- Seriously?
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- Yeah, our holidays are awful.
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Let's talk about Armor Day.
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- Okay.
First, you need to know...
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how good I am at
brushing your teeth.
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- [gags]
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- Oh, oh, yes!
Brushing someone else's teeth
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is my second favorite
Armor Day tradition.
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I'll brush yours, Warwick.
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- No, my teeth still
hurt from last year.
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- PRUDENCE: Oh!
It's a tradition!
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You're only making
it worse by running.
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- Please tell me what
the troll is going on?
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- Our traditions may
seem weird to you,
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but they mean a lot to us.
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On Armor Day,
we celebrate the story
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of the creation
of the Armor of Astoria.
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- This is story time?
I love story time!
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- [tinkling]
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- Okay.
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Start with
"Once upon a time..."
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- I'd rather not.
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- Come on, pleeease?
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- [sighs]
Once upon a time...
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- Yay!
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- ...the first king of Astoria
gathered his wizards
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because he knew evil forces
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would one day
descend upon Astoria.
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- Pause.
Are there scary parts?
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- Yes.
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- Okay, I just
need some warning.
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- The first king
commanded his wizards
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to make an enchanted suit
of armor.
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The wizards' powerful magic
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made whoever wore the armor
indestructible.
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Hogancross, the wisest wizard,
said the armor was...
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(imitates Hogancross)
...shinier than
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freshly brushed teeth.
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- CIARRA: But as the king and
his wizards were celebrating,
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the Shapeshifter snuck into
the castle to steal the armor.
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- [mournful violin music]
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm adding a
suspenseful soundtrack.
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Too much?
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- Eh, keep playing.
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- [music continues]
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- CIARRA: To prevent the armor
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from falling into
the hands of evil,
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Hogancross cast a powerful
spell with his staff.
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- [poof]
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- CIARRA: The armor was
banished to an unknown place,
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where it remains to this day.
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Armor Day celebrates
the hope that one day,
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we'll find the armor and
use it to keep Astoria safe.
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- Aw, man, this is terrible.
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- What are you talking about?
Armor Day is the best day ever.
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- Yeah, but if I don't know
all the Armor Day customs,
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everyone will realize
I don't belong in knight school.
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- [deep horn blares]
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- Oh, man, they're
sounding the alarms.
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They know I'm not
a Dragon Blood.
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I-I gotta hide!
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I gotta go!
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- Pull yourself together!
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That horn means the
festivities are starting.
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The safest thing is for you
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to hide in here for the day
and lay low.
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- I gotta stay in here?
By myself?
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On the best day ever?
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- I'm sorry,
but I don't know any other way
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to keep your secret safe.
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- Okay, go have fun.
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I'll just be here...
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having a sad dance party.
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[sadly]
? Go Arc, so lonely ?
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- ? Whoa, oh, oh... hey ?
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? Whoa, oh, oh ?
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? Whoa, oh, oh, oh ?
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? Ah ?
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? Whoa, oh, oh... hey ?
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? Whoa, oh, oh ?
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? Oh, we will be here ?
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? We are the Knight Squad ?
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? Hey ?
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- ? Ah ?
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? Na, na, nana ?
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? Na, na, nana, na, na ?
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- Hey, Buttercup.
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I'm rigging the
saltshaker so that...
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- [salt sprinkling]
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- That'll happen!
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Ha, ha!
You got Saged.
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- Happy Armor Day!
Boy, you got Saged.
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Speaking of which,
present time!
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It's a diorama of the day
we met at knight school.
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Here's the mean
kids laughing at me.
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- Oh, yeah.
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And that's me, telling them
to leave you alone or I'll...
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- BOTH:... use their
windpipes as crazy straws.
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- Aww, this is so
sweet, Butty Butt.
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Now, my gift to you...
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is, um...
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the honor of carrying
it home for me.
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- Yay!
I have a job!
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- [door shuts]
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- Sage, Sage, Sage.
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- Fizz!
Try the salt.
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- Buttercup gave you a present,
and you gave her a job?
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- She was thrilled.
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- She's heartbroken!
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- How would you know?
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- I've broken a few
hearts in my day.
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- I think I would know
if Buttercup was upset.
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She's my bestie.
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- Or maybe you're the
worst bestie ever.
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A worstie!
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- Why are you even
talking to me?
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Are you, like, the...
knight school janitor?
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- That's right, I clean things.
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And right now,
mm, you're a mess.
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- Fine.
What's a good Armor Day gift?
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- Get her something
beautiful, like...
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a unicorn blossom.
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- Those are almost
impossible to find.
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- You're welcome.
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- I didn't say thank you.
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- [whispers]
You will.
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- ? Na, na, na, na ?
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? Oh ?
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Is he afraid Prudy's butt
will bump him over the cliff?
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- It's not my fault
you non-giants
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are so easily airborne.
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- Arc's not feeling well.
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He, um...
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swallowed a toothbrush.
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- Ah, been there.
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- Oh, there's Sir Gareth.
Let's ask him.
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- Sir Gareth, we were
wondering if we could p...
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- ...perform your ridiculous
Armor Day dance thing?
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No.
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- Well, actually, it's a song
and dance revue called...
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- BOTH:
"The Sound of Armor."
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- Yes, you-you
did it last year.
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And it still haunts my dreams.
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- Don't listen to him.
Your show is hilarious.
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- It's not a comedy.
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- [poof]
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- Happy Armor Day, Sir Gareth!
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- Wizard Hogancross,
so nice of you to poof in.
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Perhaps a little...
pre-poof warning next time.
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- Oh, stop dithering and
get the students' attention.
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I'll help.
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- [zap]
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- [trumpets like an elephant]
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- Students!
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Yea, I'm the great and
powerful wizard, Hogancross.
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Ooh!
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- Wow, Hogancross has to be
a thousand years old.
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- [indignantly]
I'm 985!
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- You're gonna make us do the
elephant thing, aren't you?
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- [trumpeting like elephants]
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- [snickering]
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- One squad will have
the extreme honor
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of hosting Wizard Hogancross
for our Armor Day feast.
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- And you will hide...
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- [zap]
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- HOGANCROSS:... the
chocolate armor.
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- [laughs]
Who wants to volunteer to host?
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- Ugh, that thing
sounds like a nightmare.
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We don't want him to pick us.
Stop smiling!
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- I can't!
I have resting happy face.
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- Which squad has the
most Armor Day spirit?
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- ARC: Happy Armor Daaaaay!
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- [thud]
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- Toothbrushes for everybody!
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- Oh, no.
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- Toothbrushes!
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- [toothbrushes
clacking on ground]
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- Sir Gareth?
Open up.
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- Clearly this flippy young
lad has the most spirit.
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- Boom!
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Phoenix Squad wins.
See you at the feast.
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- Yeah!
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I heard the words
"win" and "feast."
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That's never bad.
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- That's very bad.
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The hosts have to know
everything about Armor Day.
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- Relax.
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We know the customs.
We're all Dragon Bloods.
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- Right.
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Imagine how bad it
would be if we weren't.
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- The best part is the hosts
are in charge of entertainment.
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- Sir Gareth?
[chuckles]
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You can't have dinner
without a...
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- BOTH:... show!
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- No!
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- I'm sorry, did you say no?
Or...
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- BOTH:... show?
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- Uh, no.
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- You were supposed to lay low.
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- Well, I can't prove
I belong here
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if I'm stuck in the rec room
bump bumping like a chump.
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- Well, now we have to host
the feast for Hogancross.
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- He's the wizard
from the story?
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You think he'll let
me touch his beard?
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- Arc, he's gonna expect
perfection at the feast.
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One false move and you'll be
kicked out of knight school.
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- Come on, he's a sweet old guy.
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- HOGANCROSS:
[yells indignantly]
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Brushing your own
teeth on Armor Day?
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You don't belong
in knight school!
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Be gone!
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- [zap, poof]
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- Still think he's
a sweet old guy?
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- ? Oh, nana ?
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? Nana, na, na, na ?
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- This-this-this is
gonna be okay, okay?
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Hogancross is not
gonna poof me away.
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I'm not freaking out!
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- If only someone had
told you to lay low.
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Oh, wait, someone did.
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- I should've listened to you.
I'm sorry.
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Please help me stay
in knight school.
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- I'm not going to help you.
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- [tinkling]
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- I'm gonna help you!
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- But you're the same person.
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You do know that, right?
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- Of course I know that.
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But you'll actually
listen to me as the princess
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because I intimidate you.
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- That's not true.
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I'm sorry, Your Majesty.
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- Okay, we have six
hours to get you ready.
256
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,564
Let's hit the books.
257
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,968
- Bookshelf, give me every
book on Armor Day customs.
258
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,137
- [whooshing, whacking]
259
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,675
- Or let the books hit you!
260
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,346
- ?
261
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,149
? Nana, na, na ?
262
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,317
- Ooh, how much for this orange?
263
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:29,020
And do you charge for
Armor Day giftwrapping?
264
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,555
- An orange?!
- [yelps]
265
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,360
- You're giving your
bestie rotten fruit?
266
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:39,097
- I looked everywhere.
No one sells unicorn blossoms.
267
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,900
So she's just gonna have to
take this disgusting orange.
268
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,568
Do better, Larry.
269
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,539
- You can't buy a
unicorn blossom.
270
00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:48,707
You have to pick one.
271
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,208
- [scoffs]
No way!
272
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,310
They only grow in the
pit of explosions!
273
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,913
And to get there, you have to
cross the River of Fire
274
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,715
and go through
the Forest of Stabby Things.
275
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,084
- Spoken like a true worstie.
276
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,952
- I am not a worstie!
277
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,022
Fine, I'll do it.
278
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,457
But not because you told me to.
279
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:12,731
- [pipe and drum
festival music]
280
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,435
- Some corn, Wizard Hogancross?
281
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,737
- Delightful!
282
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,506
- Some butter?
283
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,807
- [splat]
284
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,076
- Ah, pit butter!
Marvelous.
285
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,980
I must say, young Arc,
286
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,383
you are nailing
every Armor Day tradition.
287
00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:33,718
Good show!
288
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:40,058
- He's impressed... by you!
289
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,594
- I'm just as
surprised as you are.
290
00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:44,529
- A toast!
291
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:49,167
Phoenix Squad,
this feast was extremely lit.
292
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,903
To Armor Day!
293
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,105
- ALL: To Armor Day!
294
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,375
- Oh, Wizard, now it's time for
you to find the chocolate armor.
295
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:01,846
- Not so fast.
First, I must complete
296
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:05,850
the ceremonial 15 spin.
297
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,152
- [enthusiastic applause]
298
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,654
- Oh, wait, are you sure
you should be spinning at...
299
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,889
your age, Your Wizardness?
300
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:15,026
- Nonsense!
Witness the Hogancross tornado.
301
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,761
[inhales deeply]
302
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:23,468
- ALL: [slowly]
Onnnneeee.
303
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:32,277
Twoooo.
304
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,915
- My hiding place is awesome.
305
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,883
He's never gonna find
that chocolate armor.
306
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,785
- What?
He's supposed to find it.
307
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,588
He pretends to look, but it's
always hidden under his chair.
308
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,723
- Oh, man, I-I must've
learned so many things today,
309
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,158
I-I forgot one.
310
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,194
- Because you took
five books to the head!
311
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,697
- Well, the good news is...
is that it's...
312
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,399
it's technically
under his chair.
313
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,967
Way under.
314
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:59,204
Way... way, way under.
315
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,641
- Please tell me you didn't
throw it off the cliff.
316
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,510
- I threw it off the cliff.
317
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:06,578
- ? Hey, hey, hey ?
318
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,949
- ?
319
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,684
? Hey, hey ?
320
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,619
? Hey, hey, hey ?
321
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,821
- As soon as Hogancross
finishes the 15 spins,
322
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,356
he's gonna look for
the chocolate armor.
323
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,791
That could be any second.
324
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,829
- ALL: Seveeeen
325
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,533
- Okay, not any
second, but soon.
326
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,035
- I don't know why I thought I
could fake being a Dragon Blood.
327
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:34,138
- Clearly I don't belong here.
- You can't just give up.
328
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,607
- Great, another
thing I can't do.
329
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,945
- Well, we can still fix this.
We just have to buy some time.
330
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:44,115
- CROWD: Eiiiight.
331
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,017
- Wizard Hogancross!
332
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,785
We have a special
surprise for you.
333
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,688
- Ooh, I do love surprises.
334
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:55,493
- It's a song and dance revue
called "The Sound of Armor"!
335
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,997
- Oh my goblin!
- Prudy, it's happening!
336
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,232
- No, no, this is not happening.
337
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,634
I clearly said...
338
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,202
and they're wearing
sparkly outfits.
339
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,970
- [drumroll]
340
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,539
- Say, Warwick,
what's that sound?
341
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,575
- I hear it.
It's getting louder.
342
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:11,442
It's...
343
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,512
- BOTH:... the sound of armor!
344
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,918
- Five, six, seven, eight.
345
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,753
- [rhythmic cymbal intro]
346
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,155
[Sung to the tune of
"The Hot Honey Rag"]
347
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,657
? Do, do, do, dodo, do ?
348
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:26,491
? Armor ?
349
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,992
? Do, do, do, dodo, do ?
350
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:28,927
? A wizard ?
351
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,295
? Do, do, do, dodo, do ?
352
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:31,696
? Toothbrush ?
353
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,999
- I'm not watching this.
You-you can't make me!
354
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,100
- Oh, yes I can.
355
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,435
- [zap]
356
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,772
- I can't...
I can't close my eyes!
357
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:42,607
- [music continues]
358
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,084
- Okay, let's find that armor.
359
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,953
Arc, hurry up!
360
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,654
- ARC: [screams]
361
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,690
- [thud]
362
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,192
- Too much hurrying.
363
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,328
- Oops!
364
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,396
Guess my hands are still
covered in pit butter.
365
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,136
- I don't see the armor.
What are we gonna do?
366
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,172
- We're gonna hide 'cause
there's a giant packrat coming!
367
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,974
- [clacking]
368
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,711
- [deep, long burp]
369
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,682
- Ugh!
That thing's digusting!
370
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,684
- Yeah, we have them
all over Seagate.
371
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,721
They're half human,
half rat, and love trash.
372
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:33,758
- Oh, a broken umbrella!
Bada bing!
373
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,165
- The chocolate armor!
Let's get it!
374
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,500
- Oh, we have to be careful.
375
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,335
They have a deadly
venomous tail.
376
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,603
Watch.
377
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,507
- [sizzling]
378
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,344
- That'll teach ya to
sneak up on me, rock!
379
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,082
- Oh, man!
She's in a bad mood.
380
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,686
- That's a she?
381
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,522
- Isn't it obvious?
382
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,394
- ?
383
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,361
? Ha ?
384
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,362
? Na, na, nana ?
385
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,598
? Na, na, nana, na, na ?
386
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,901
- Ooh, that looks yummy!
387
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,136
- Warlock!
- [snaps]
388
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,771
- Get the lady a fruit punch.
389
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:20,938
- Comin' right up!
390
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:23,374
- [thud]
391
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:29,714
- [slurps]
392
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,283
Mm, just like
Momma used to punch!
393
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,551
[giggles]
394
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,454
- [pants]
395
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,524
[coughs]
396
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,426
- Sage, are okay?
397
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,661
- [scoffs]
Been better.
398
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,631
Happy... Armor Day!
399
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,533
- An Armor Day gift from you?
400
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,501
But... you're my bestie!
401
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,904
That's a present
I get every day.
402
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:55,306
- Aww, that's so sweet.
403
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,141
It makes me uncomfortable.
Open the box.
404
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,279
- [sniffs]
[shrieks]
405
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,513
A unicorn blossom!
406
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,048
I'm super...
allergic to those!
407
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,283
[snorts]
[yelps]
408
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,818
- What?
Are you serious?
409
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,787
- Oh, right, you
mentioned that yesterday!
410
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:10,888
- [sneezes]
411
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,056
- Fizzwick!
412
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,425
You told me this would be
the perfect Armor Day gift!
413
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,494
- It is the perfect gift...
for my mom!
414
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,162
That's why I tricked you!
415
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,397
- Are you serious?
416
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,099
- I can't feel my tongue!
417
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,435
- Nice seeing you, Buttercup!
Happy Armor Day!
418
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,840
- Remind me to exact my
revenge on that twerp!
419
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,942
- [blubbering]
Yay, I have another job!
420
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,045
- ?
421
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,146
? Hey ?
422
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,548
- How are we gonna get
him away from the armor?
423
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,317
- Don't worry.
I have a plan.
424
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,885
- Ugh!
425
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,554
Your plan stinks.
426
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,124
- Exactly.
Packrats love dirty socks.
427
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,362
- [sniffs]
428
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,231
Oh, socks!
429
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,633
Bada boom, bada booyah!
430
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:00,705
- Okay, I'll go grab the armor.
431
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:04,208
- Uh, maybe I should grab it.
You have pit butter hands.
432
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,745
- [clanks]
433
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:08,946
- Hey!
434
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,816
Get your mitts off my trash!
435
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,018
- [sizzling]
436
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:14,952
- [growls]
437
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,787
Give me back my stuff,
you mooks!
438
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,223
- [sizzling]
439
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,558
- [growls]
440
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,260
- Toss me the armor!
441
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,564
- You mess with the rat,
you get the tail!
442
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,966
- [sizzling]
443
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,402
- Oh, quick, get to the rope!
Packrats are afraid of heights.
444
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,104
- [suspenseful music]
445
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,773
- Arc, jump!
446
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,975
- PACKRAT:
[grunts frantically]
447
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,348
- CIARRA:
Happy Armor Day!
448
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,784
- [cheerfully]
Thanks! Hope you fall!
449
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,288
- ? Armor, armor, armor, yeah ?
450
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,956
? Do, do, dodo, do ?
451
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,057
? Magic ?
452
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:56,227
[drumroll]
453
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,864
?
454
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,967
- I haven't seen moves like that
455
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:06,037
since I was on
"Dancing With the Wizards."
456
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,207
- Good goblin,
Wizard, let me blink!
457
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,474
- [zap]
458
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,310
- Oh, so dry!
459
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,946
- [sizzling]
- [screams in pain]
460
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,215
Why is there a cup of
lemon juice on the table!
461
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,620
- Oh, Wizard Hogancross,
462
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,523
all that's left is the hunt
for the chocolate armor.
463
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,393
- Ah.
Let the search begin.
464
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:32,363
Where oh where can it be?
465
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:39,237
Where oh where... ahh!
Found it!
466
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:45,943
This was a perfect
Armor Day feast.
467
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,679
Thank you, Phoenix Squad...
468
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,716
and especially young Arc.
469
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,619
- That's me.
I'm Arc!
470
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,954
I did it!
471
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,223
- Of course you did,
because you belong here.
472
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,260
- Even though I'm
not from Astoria?
473
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,962
- Especially because
you're not from Astoria.
474
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,797
You know things
the rest of us don't.
475
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,233
That's what's gonna
make you a great knight.
476
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:11,836
- Thanks.
It'd mean a lot more
477
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,771
if you could tell me that
as the princess.
478
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,973
- Don't ruin this.
479
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,109
- Well, students,
it's getting late
480
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:21,178
for an 1,000-year-old man
to be up.
481
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,147
Wizards...
[clears throat]...
482
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,482
we bounce.
483
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:25,783
- [poof]
484
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,119
- Oh, I'm so glad he's gone.
485
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:29,954
- [poof]
486
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,122
- And he's back.
487
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,659
I missed you.
488
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,127
- Hold that.
489
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:42,667
I so loved your show.
I must see it one more time.
490
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:46,237
- Oh my goblin!
- Prudy, it's happening again!
491
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,374
- Five, six, seven, eight!
492
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,009
- ? Do, do, do, dodo, do ?
493
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:52,810
? Armor ?
494
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,245
? Do, do, do, dodo, do ?
495
00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:55,379
? Wizard ?
496
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,317
- [yelling in agony]
No!
497
00:21:59,323 --> 00:22:01,323
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