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Previously on "Kevin
(Probably) Saves the World"...
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I'm a messenger from God.
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I'm here to guide and protect you.
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The only job you have in life
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is to build up your spiritual powers
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through acts of kindness
and selflessness.
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Oh.
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We're not gonna do this again, right?
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You know, I always thought you guys
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would get back together someday.
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We have the opportunity
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to help a kid do the
second-best prank ever.
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Phase One begins with you, Nate.
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Distract the security
guard, Becky Simpson.
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- Let go of the wheel.
- What?!
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Fear minus death equals...?
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- Thrills.
- Oh, yes!
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I have something to show you.
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Up until now, I thought
we were impervious.
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You can't tell Kevin any of this.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[THUD]
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- Oh.
- What happened? Where'd he go?
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?
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Dave!
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Dave, come back. Wait. Okay.
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He got electrocuted.
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I saw.
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How is that even possible?
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Yvette, you... you have to
tell me what's going on.
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- I-I'm...
- [BREATHES DEEPLY]
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Dave... Dave has been
having some problems.
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He got hurt.
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- Hurt? How?
- [STAMMERS]
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Little things. He scraped up his leg.
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And the... the woman in Canada
stepped on his foot, but...
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But why didn't you tell me any of this?!
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Because we didn't want to worry you.
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Great job!
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All right. All right.
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Now you need to pull yourself together.
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Okay, okay.
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He's embarrassed.
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The same thing happened
to him when he got
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hurt in Canada. He took off.
That's his M.O.
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- [SIGHS]
- I'll track him down.
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Okay, well, then I'm coming with you.
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- No. No.
- Why?
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You... You have plans with Kristin.
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Okay, I'll cancel them.
I'll just cancel them.
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Because Dave is hiding his
stupid head in the sand?
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Absolutely not.
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No. No, no, no. This is more important.
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Plus, I'm in no shape
to go out on the town.
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You look good to me.
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?
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[GASPS]
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This is new. And nice.
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Whoa.
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I feel like a catalogue person.
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You also have reservations for two
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at the best restaurant in Austin.
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Oh! Okay.
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I know what you're doing.
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- You're trying to distract me.
- Me?
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Yep, just put a shiny thing in front
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of old Kevin's face, and he...
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- What is that?
- Would I do that?
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- [ENGINE STARTS]
- I...
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[GASPS]
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Oh, I love Ferraris.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Ohh!
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Yeah, you seem like the type.
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[JUDAS PRIEST'S "BREAKING
THE LAW" PLAYS]
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Oh.
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I'm just gonna sit in it.
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? There I was, completely wasted ?
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Whoo-hoo-hoo! [SIGHS]
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You deserve this, Kevin.
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Enjoy your night with Kristin,
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and I will find Dave.
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Okay, but we're talking
about this later.
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Can't wait.
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? ... if I live or die ?
- [BREATHES DEEPLY]
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- [ENGINE REVS]
- [LAUGHS]
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Oh, this is stick shift?
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Okay. I'm not really, uh...
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- [ENGINE REVVING]
- Oh.
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All right, I got it.
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- [TIRES SCREECH]
- One minute.
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[YAWNS]
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I'm figuring it out!
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? Breaking the law, breaking the law ?
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Whoo!
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? Breaking the law, breaking the law ?
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- [TIRES SCREECH]
- Nope.
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- [ENGINE REVS]
- Oh! Okay.
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[VEHICLE DEPARTING]
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?
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[SIGHS]
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?
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Wow. This place is so fancy.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Gosh, I-I cannot believe
you planned all this.
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Right? Me neither.
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Oh, and the Ferrari? [LAUGHS]
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That was hilarious.
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Yep.
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That's pretty much exactly
what I was going for.
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[LAUGHS]
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First date in almost 20 years.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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I am so nervous.
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Oh! Okay. [CHUCKLES]
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I'm completely freaking out.
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- Oh, okay. Good.
- Yeah. But I'm glad.
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I'm glad because I want to be nervous,
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'cause I want to do it right this time.
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And...
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You a doing it right this time.
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I don't know. I just...
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I-I always sensed that you were...
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Holding back,
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like, a big part of yourself,
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and now you just...
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You seem so open to everything.
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Thank you.
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I'm glad you think so.
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But you should know that
there will be lots of times
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where I will act a little weird,
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uh, or do weird stuff.
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- Obviously.
- But, um...
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But I will never let
that part of my life
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interfere with this.
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And that is a... a promise.
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[ALARM BLARES]
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Whoa! Whoa.
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Where is that coming from?
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What? Where's... Where...
Where's what coming from?
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[GROANS]
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That alarm! Th... Ohh!
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Where is that coming from?
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[BLARING CONTINUES]
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Um... uh...
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- [BLARING STOPS]
- Are you okay?
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- [ALARM BLARES, STOPS]
- Ooh!
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- [ALARM BLARES, STOPS]
- Okay.
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Wow.
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So...
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Yeah. Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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- I'm fine. Um...
- [LAUGHS]
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Just the menu's a little...
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- Loud!
- [ALARM BLARING]
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Would you like to see
our wine selection?
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Oh, God!
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Aah!
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Nobody hears that sound, huh?
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- Nobody. Nobody.
- Wow!
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You don't hear that?
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Nobody else hears that noise, huh?
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Um...
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- [ALARM STOPS]
- [SIGHS]
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Whoo-oo-hoo.
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There it is. No. Uh, no wine.
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No, thank you. Please don't open that.
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All right.
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- [CORK POPS, ALARM BLARES]
- Oh!
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[LAUGHS]
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Um, maybe we should do
this a different time?
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NARRATOR: Kerns, Wyoming,
is a sleepy little hamlet,
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a place where you might forget
to lock your front door
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and not lose any sleep over it.
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Miriam Welch did just that
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one quiet evening in August...
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an evening that ended in murder.
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- [CREAKING]
- She'd spent the night
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knitting a baby blanket for a neighbor,
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- then prepared for bed.
- [FOOTSTEPS]
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But then Miriam made a decision
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- that would prove fatal.
- [TV CLICKS OFF]
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Reese? Are you home?
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?
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All right. All right, Dave.
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I'll say it.
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I will say what you want to hear.
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But when I do, your ass
better show up on that bed.
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You got me?
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[SIGHS]
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We should've told Kevin
what was happening with us.
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I was wrong.
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And you. Were. Right.
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?
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You were right, Dave, okay?
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So you can... You can stop
this nonsense and come back.
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You're worrying Kevin.
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- [DOOR OPENS]
- And you're worrying... [GASPS]
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[BREATHES SHARPLY]
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[BREATHES SHARPLY]
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You don't have to be afraid.
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This isn't... This isn't
what it looks like.
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I'm a friend of Kevin's.
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?
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[GASPS]
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Great.
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Now I'm the crazy one.
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[SIGHS]
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?
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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REESE: You got sick?
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Well, let's just say I had a, um...
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"Splitting headache"
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and had to end the date early.
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Why are you using finger quotes?
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Because I like it.
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[SCOFFS]
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Do you not understand
how finger quotes work?
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"No."
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Okay. New house rule.
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Why? Why do you like rules so much?
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No more eating upstairs.
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I think that we have a rodent problem.
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I heard them crawling around last night.
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- Ew.
- Way to go, Reese.
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Now we all have to suffer
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because of your irresponsible snacking.
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Interesting, because I
found this under your bed.
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[BOWL CLATTERS]
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And you'll notice that the
bowl is completely empty,
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because I ate the cereal
and I drank all the milk.
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Responsible snacking.
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Huh.
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I found this under your pillow.
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[SIGHS] Okay, fine!
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You find my stash, okay? I can admit it.
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I have a cereal problem. I love it.
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I love it more than you, and
I love it way more than you.
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I'm having more right now.
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What exactly did you hear?
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Something walking around.
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Okay, well, rodents don't walk around.
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They... They scurry.
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- Uhh!
- Yeah, but people walk.
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Well, there were no people upstairs.
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What if it was dead people?
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Ooh!
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Ghost people.
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- Oh, my God. What if we have a ghost?!
- Ohh!
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We don't have a ghost,
because ghosts do not exist.
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Think about it. This house is old.
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We don't know what happened
to it or who lived in it
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before Grandma and Grandpa bought it.
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She's right, Aim, actually.
And now that you're saying that,
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- I remember hearing a tale of murder.
- Oh, God.
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Four victims. Right here.
In this very house.
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It was famous. They
called it "The Triple..."
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"Murders, Plus One"
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after they found the fourth guy later,
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- but they had already titled it.
- Would you shut up?
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Shut up, shut up!
Just stop eating upstairs,
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or you're gonna be the fifth victim.
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00:09:30,113 --> 00:09:32,012
?
265
00:09:33,249 --> 00:09:35,984
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
266
00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:37,820
- Hi.
- Hey.
267
00:09:38,682 --> 00:09:40,282
How's your, um...
268
00:09:40,317 --> 00:09:41,517
How's your head?
269
00:09:41,551 --> 00:09:42,685
Oh, better. Yes.
270
00:09:42,719 --> 00:09:44,453
- I'm so sorry.
- [LAUGHS]
271
00:09:44,488 --> 00:09:46,455
Are you free tonight?
272
00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:48,991
'Cause I will make it up to you.
273
00:09:49,025 --> 00:09:51,127
Um, yeah.
274
00:09:51,161 --> 00:09:52,962
I will... I will look forward to that...
275
00:09:52,996 --> 00:09:54,472
- Fantastic.
- ... Mr. Finn.
276
00:09:54,478 --> 00:09:55,531
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
- Oh!
277
00:09:55,565 --> 00:09:57,466
Yeah, Ms. Allen. Enjoy class.
278
00:09:57,501 --> 00:09:58,968
- Nice to see you.
- [LAUGHS]
279
00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:01,937
- Hey, Becky.
- Hey.
280
00:10:01,972 --> 00:10:04,940
Uh, how's the security business going?
281
00:10:04,975 --> 00:10:08,177
Well, wouldn't really know,
'cause I just got fired.
282
00:10:08,914 --> 00:10:11,514
Oh, man. That's rough.
283
00:10:11,548 --> 00:10:12,615
Yeah.
284
00:10:13,319 --> 00:10:16,152
It didn't have anything to
do with the Freshman Prank
285
00:10:16,186 --> 00:10:17,486
happening on your watch, did it?
286
00:10:17,521 --> 00:10:19,855
[SCOFFS] Well, that didn't help.
287
00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:21,457
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
288
00:10:21,491 --> 00:10:22,834
I'm so sorry.
289
00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,474
Yeah. Not your fault.
290
00:10:26,029 --> 00:10:27,292
Um...
291
00:10:28,309 --> 00:10:29,709
You stealing mugs?
292
00:10:29,809 --> 00:10:32,201
Uh, no. These are my mugs.
293
00:10:32,235 --> 00:10:33,469
- Oh, okay.
- I invented them.
294
00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:35,037
I gave them out as Christmas gifts,
295
00:10:35,071 --> 00:10:36,606
and nobody wanted them,
296
00:10:36,612 --> 00:10:38,345
so I'm taking them back.
297
00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:41,377
Uh, sorry. You invented a... a mug?
298
00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:43,712
Uh, no. It's called a Shot-Mug.
299
00:10:43,747 --> 00:10:45,873
There's a shot glass in
each one, so, you know...
300
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,584
- Oh! Cool.
- Want a little Irish coffee
301
00:10:48,618 --> 00:10:51,253
or a little, you know,
whiskey in your caffeine?
302
00:10:51,288 --> 00:10:52,588
- Shot-Mug.
- Hey!
303
00:10:52,622 --> 00:10:55,057
Measures the perfect shot for you.
304
00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:57,593
You know, it might be catchier
if you call it a Mugshot.
305
00:10:57,627 --> 00:10:59,895
Those are pictures of criminals.
306
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,565
Sure. Yeah. I mean...
307
00:11:02,599 --> 00:11:04,266
Yeah, you're not wrong.
308
00:11:04,301 --> 00:11:05,668
Um, can I keep this?
309
00:11:05,702 --> 00:11:07,903
- Yeah, of course.
- Thanks.
310
00:11:07,938 --> 00:11:10,840
Oh, I wouldn't actually
put coffee in it.
311
00:11:10,874 --> 00:11:12,074
- Uh...
- Why?
312
00:11:12,108 --> 00:11:14,109
Well, evidently the hot coffee
313
00:11:14,144 --> 00:11:15,714
melts the epoxy used to secure
314
00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,184
the shot glass to the mug,
315
00:11:17,214 --> 00:11:19,415
and it's highly toxic, so...
316
00:11:19,449 --> 00:11:21,750
- [ALARM BLARING]
- Okay. Uh...
317
00:11:21,785 --> 00:11:23,015
Oh!
318
00:11:23,021 --> 00:11:24,053
Um...
319
00:11:24,087 --> 00:11:26,889
Okay, I can't hear you over this alarm.
320
00:11:26,923 --> 00:11:28,757
- Hold on.
- You can hear that, too?
321
00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:30,259
- [BLARING STOPS]
- Yeah.
322
00:11:30,293 --> 00:11:31,867
It happens all the time.
323
00:11:31,873 --> 00:11:33,837
And I'm the only one who
knows how to fix it.
324
00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:36,565
I should just let it ring
in their ears forever.
325
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,033
But I won't, because I'm nice.
326
00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:39,101
[SCOFFS]
327
00:11:39,135 --> 00:11:40,936
Good luck without me, jerks.
328
00:11:41,425 --> 00:11:43,839
So, it's you. [CHUCKLES]
329
00:11:44,396 --> 00:11:46,030
- Oh.
- Oh, my God!
330
00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:48,320
Oh, my God! That tastes like poison!
331
00:11:50,047 --> 00:11:51,973
You checked everywhere?
332
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,531
All his usual spots.
333
00:11:53,537 --> 00:11:54,904
Well, what about New Orleans?
334
00:11:54,938 --> 00:11:56,439
I bet Dave would like New Orleans.
335
00:11:56,574 --> 00:11:58,609
Looked there, too. No dice.
336
00:11:58,731 --> 00:12:00,832
Dave's best talent is lying low.
337
00:12:00,838 --> 00:12:02,455
He'll pop up when he's ready.
338
00:12:02,564 --> 00:12:04,124
Where are you going?
339
00:12:04,217 --> 00:12:06,637
I... [SIGHS] I messed up Becky's life,
340
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:07,855
and the Universe wants me to fix it.
341
00:12:07,885 --> 00:12:08,885
Oh.
342
00:12:08,919 --> 00:12:11,354
Why... Why... Why does
this have to be so hard?
343
00:12:11,388 --> 00:12:13,784
- What's so hard?
- Well, I mean, I help one
344
00:12:13,790 --> 00:12:15,263
person and hurt another.
345
00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:16,659
Meanwhile, I can't even go on a date
346
00:12:16,693 --> 00:12:18,261
without the Universe paging me.
347
00:12:18,295 --> 00:12:19,462
The Universe is giving you a chance
348
00:12:19,496 --> 00:12:20,963
to help someone you wronged.
349
00:12:20,998 --> 00:12:22,165
That's a blessing.
350
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,604
But what if... What if I help Becky,
351
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,814
and then I hurt someone else?
352
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,039
Then you help that person.
353
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,745
It's not complicated. At all.
354
00:12:27,751 --> 00:12:28,805
[SIGHS]
355
00:12:28,839 --> 00:12:30,473
Well, I'm... I'm making this right.
356
00:12:30,507 --> 00:12:32,664
- I'm getting Becky her job back, so...
- [DOOR CLOSES]
357
00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:34,347
POPEIL: Kevin Finn.
358
00:12:34,678 --> 00:12:36,212
Officer Popeil.
359
00:12:36,246 --> 00:12:38,314
Recognized you from
the faculty database.
360
00:12:38,849 --> 00:12:41,717
Oh. I didn't know that
I was in the database.
361
00:12:41,814 --> 00:12:43,835
Yeah, I'm just running some
standard background checks
362
00:12:43,841 --> 00:12:45,126
on everyone at the school, and
363
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,861
I kind of have a photographic memory.
364
00:12:47,127 --> 00:12:50,619
Finn, Kevin. Last four digits
of your Social... 9612.
365
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,830
- That's all in your mind?
- [LAUGHS]
366
00:12:53,864 --> 00:12:55,665
- Old habits, yeah.
- Wow!
367
00:12:55,699 --> 00:12:57,333
25 years on the job in Austin.
368
00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:58,401
Huh.
369
00:12:58,684 --> 00:12:59,818
I'm the new head of security.
370
00:13:00,582 --> 00:13:02,305
Oh. Really?
371
00:13:02,339 --> 00:13:03,639
Yeah.
372
00:13:03,674 --> 00:13:05,908
Turns out retirement's pretty boring.
373
00:13:05,943 --> 00:13:07,310
Plus, I'm helping my granddaughter
374
00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:08,744
pay for nursing school.
375
00:13:08,779 --> 00:13:11,214
- All she wants to do is help people.
- Mm.
376
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,748
Least I can do is help her, right?
377
00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:15,518
Yeah. Yep, that's, uh, really...
378
00:13:15,552 --> 00:13:16,886
That's a good thing you're doing.
379
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,655
Anyway, I hope to see
you around, Mr. Finn.
380
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,357
Or should I say "Mr. Funn"?
381
00:13:21,391 --> 00:13:23,159
[GASPS] I make that joke, too!
382
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,393
Great minds.
383
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,695
[BOTH LAUGH]
384
00:13:27,698 --> 00:13:29,532
[SIGHS]
385
00:13:29,566 --> 00:13:32,768
- Well, I mean, that guy's a total...
- No.
386
00:13:32,803 --> 00:13:35,605
I mean, he's... He's, like, just so...
387
00:13:35,639 --> 00:13:36,939
No.
388
00:13:36,974 --> 00:13:39,375
- Oh, my God, he's so nice.
- He is so nice.
389
00:13:39,409 --> 00:13:40,880
I wish he were my dad.
390
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,306
I can't get him fired.
391
00:13:42,312 --> 00:13:44,280
I'll ruin his life and his
granddaughter's life,
392
00:13:44,314 --> 00:13:46,162
and then all the people
whose lives she would've
393
00:13:46,168 --> 00:13:47,947
saved because she
couldn't become a nurse.
394
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,352
[BREATHES DEEPLY, GROANS]
395
00:13:49,386 --> 00:13:51,220
I'm like the world's worst domino.
396
00:13:52,336 --> 00:13:54,078
Yeah. Kind of.
397
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,725
?
398
00:13:55,759 --> 00:13:58,127
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
399
00:13:58,161 --> 00:14:01,030
Well [SIGHS] no signs of rodents.
400
00:14:01,064 --> 00:14:02,965
Or ghosts.
401
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,037
Yeah, I'm not finding anything either.
402
00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:08,704
I could start opening up the walls.
403
00:14:08,739 --> 00:14:10,206
Let's try an interim step
404
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,236
before getting to
full-scale destruction.
405
00:14:13,012 --> 00:14:15,114
I found this.
406
00:14:15,152 --> 00:14:17,380
Oh! Reese's old baby monitor.
407
00:14:17,386 --> 00:14:19,666
You can set it up, see
if you catch anything.
408
00:14:19,721 --> 00:14:21,083
That's a really good idea.
409
00:14:21,118 --> 00:14:25,388
I also found this.
410
00:14:25,422 --> 00:14:27,103
- My bingo hat.
- [LAUGHS]
411
00:14:27,109 --> 00:14:28,218
Wait. You...
412
00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:29,811
You have a bingo hat?
413
00:14:29,817 --> 00:14:31,627
Yeah. To play bingo in.
414
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,963
What? No, no, no. I'm keeping this.
415
00:14:33,997 --> 00:14:35,998
I am wearing this to work tomorrow.
416
00:14:36,693 --> 00:14:39,068
- It's a good color on you.
- Bingo!
417
00:14:39,469 --> 00:14:41,482
?
418
00:14:43,938 --> 00:14:45,614
Putting together a goodbye party
419
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,330
for Becky was pretty nice.
420
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,589
Awkward, throwing one for
someone who was fired.
421
00:14:51,795 --> 00:14:54,684
I-I felt bad for her, so...
422
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,657
Oh! And you... And you invited
the guy who took her job.
423
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,589
That's... also awkward.
424
00:14:59,623 --> 00:15:01,490
Becky is not your responsibility.
425
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,922
I'm gonna... I'm gonna
be honest with you.
426
00:15:04,749 --> 00:15:07,284
I'm the reason Becky got fired.
427
00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:09,179
No, you're not.
428
00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:13,002
I'm the mastermind behind
this year's Freshman Prank.
429
00:15:13,036 --> 00:15:14,337
I know.
430
00:15:14,636 --> 00:15:16,604
Because it was so good.
Second best ever.
431
00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:19,119
Listen, Becky didn't get fired
432
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:21,210
because of the Freshman Prank.
433
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,714
Sh... Wait. She didn't?
434
00:15:24,748 --> 00:15:26,682
Becky is very sweet.
435
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,118
Becky is a terrible security guard.
436
00:15:29,152 --> 00:15:31,821
Like, honestly, just the worst.
437
00:15:31,855 --> 00:15:33,623
She... She left the
school doors unlocked
438
00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:35,226
almost every day in February.
439
00:15:35,232 --> 00:15:38,561
She... She set the chem lab
on fire just last week.
440
00:15:39,285 --> 00:15:42,164
Well, what was she
doing in the chem lab?
441
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,835
I was working on this idea
I had for a new product.
442
00:15:45,869 --> 00:15:48,004
And apparently it was
slightly flammable.
443
00:15:48,038 --> 00:15:49,538
Oh.
444
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,374
Do you invent a lot of things?
445
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,342
Yeah. I have a ton of ideas.
446
00:15:53,377 --> 00:15:55,236
- Hmm.
- You know all that cool stuff
447
00:15:55,242 --> 00:15:57,546
that you see on late-night
information commercials?
448
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:58,881
Infomercials?
449
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,432
No.
450
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:02,718
Anyway, I watch them all the time.
451
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,833
Like, there's this guy,
452
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,496
and he invented this little thing
453
00:16:06,502 --> 00:16:07,715
that goes in a shower drain,
454
00:16:07,721 --> 00:16:10,155
and it catches hair so you
don't get a gross clog.
455
00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:12,091
It's so simple,
456
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,720
but it makes someone's
life like 1% better.
457
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,195
I want to do that.
458
00:16:16,229 --> 00:16:18,897
Well, what... what else
have you invented?
459
00:16:18,932 --> 00:16:21,009
Oh, well, since you asked...
460
00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:22,449
[CHUCKLES]
461
00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:25,699
This is the Mazer.
462
00:16:25,782 --> 00:16:26,795
What does it do?
463
00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:29,408
Well, it's the next big
thing in self-defense.
464
00:16:29,442 --> 00:16:32,745
It's a stun gun combined
with pepper spray.
465
00:16:32,779 --> 00:16:33,946
[BREATHES SHARPLY]
466
00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:36,115
But here's the problem I encounter
467
00:16:36,149 --> 00:16:38,710
any time I try to build any of my ideas.
468
00:16:38,906 --> 00:16:40,185
[MAZER CLICKS]
469
00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,620
It doesn't work.
470
00:16:41,654 --> 00:16:43,255
[CLEARS THROAT]
471
00:16:45,558 --> 00:16:47,426
You know what, Becky?
472
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:50,095
I think that you were
supposed to lose your job
473
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:52,898
so that you could dedicate your time
474
00:16:52,932 --> 00:16:55,020
to achieving your real dream
of being an inventor.
475
00:16:55,026 --> 00:16:57,110
That sounds stupid.
476
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,738
But I don't know. Maybe.
477
00:17:00,128 --> 00:17:01,940
I'd love to help you,
478
00:17:01,975 --> 00:17:03,876
'cause maybe together we could build
479
00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:06,245
something that actually works.
480
00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:07,646
Oh, my God. That would be amazing.
481
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,230
Yeah, I... Oh!
482
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,084
[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
483
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,219
- [GROANING]
- Oh!
484
00:17:14,254 --> 00:17:17,556
?
485
00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:19,691
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
486
00:17:21,012 --> 00:17:22,173
Uh...
487
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:26,074
Anyone know why there's a square
488
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,614
taped on the floor of my bedroom?
489
00:17:27,849 --> 00:17:29,137
That's your "privacy zone."
490
00:17:29,171 --> 00:17:30,567
My... My what?
491
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,073
Your privacy zone.
492
00:17:32,107 --> 00:17:34,142
It's a 24-inch square
that I taped around your
493
00:17:34,148 --> 00:17:36,182
bedroom floor where the
cameras can't see you.
494
00:17:36,211 --> 00:17:37,510
My what?
495
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,431
Did you not notice all the cameras
496
00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:41,234
around the house? Or in your room?
497
00:17:42,918 --> 00:17:44,569
Okay, uh, new question...
498
00:17:44,575 --> 00:17:46,159
Why are there cameras?
499
00:17:46,188 --> 00:17:47,279
Surveillance.
500
00:17:47,285 --> 00:17:49,886
I plan on capturing these
nasty little critters...
501
00:17:49,892 --> 00:17:52,060
- Or ghosts...
- That are hiding all over this house.
502
00:17:52,094 --> 00:17:53,443
I'm gonna get rid of them.
503
00:17:53,449 --> 00:17:55,181
Or make ghost friends with them.
504
00:17:56,787 --> 00:17:58,131
Okay, well, um,
505
00:17:58,598 --> 00:17:59,839
I don't like it.
506
00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:01,436
And I never gave you permission
507
00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:03,071
to install cameras in my room.
508
00:18:03,105 --> 00:18:05,039
I don't need permission.
509
00:18:05,339 --> 00:18:07,506
There's no expectation of
privacy under this roof.
510
00:18:07,673 --> 00:18:09,073
- So that... That's it?
- Mm-hmm.
511
00:18:09,079 --> 00:18:12,280
Just no discussion. No
more privacy for Kevin?
512
00:18:12,314 --> 00:18:14,215
It's a very private square, Kevin.
513
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,775
You... What about you?
You're cool with this?
514
00:18:16,781 --> 00:18:18,416
I mean, where's your angst?
515
00:18:18,422 --> 00:18:20,469
Where's your teenage rebellion?
516
00:18:21,123 --> 00:18:22,711
Privacy is an illusion.
517
00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:24,058
No, it isn't.
518
00:18:24,093 --> 00:18:26,894
?
519
00:18:26,929 --> 00:18:28,463
Well, you're safe in the bathroom.
520
00:18:28,497 --> 00:18:30,816
Except for anything around the sink,
521
00:18:31,221 --> 00:18:33,083
so that's not safe.
522
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:35,370
That's where I'm naked the most!
523
00:18:35,404 --> 00:18:37,138
?
524
00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:40,708
So... how are we helping Becky?
525
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,391
Um, are we just not gonna talk about
526
00:18:42,397 --> 00:18:43,952
what happened to my head last night?
527
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,925
Oh, it was just a dart, Kevin.
528
00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:48,053
- Suck it up.
- You missed it.
529
00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:49,696
You never miss. You save.
530
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:52,398
You've saved me from speeding
cars and 10-story falls.
531
00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:54,561
- How the heck do you miss a dart?
- Look, fine...
532
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,970
Dave's disappearance has me
533
00:18:55,976 --> 00:18:57,742
a bit distracted at the moment.
534
00:18:57,772 --> 00:19:00,259
And we're sure it's not
anything more than that?
535
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,265
Such as?
536
00:19:01,271 --> 00:19:02,718
Well, with everything
that's happened with Dave,
537
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,778
maybe it's happening to you, too.
Maybe you're on the fritz.
538
00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:07,380
O-On the fritz?
539
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,681
[LAUGHS] So, what?
540
00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:10,784
Wait. What am I, a-a microwave?
541
00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:14,020
No, no, but something
is wrong, isn't it?
542
00:19:14,516 --> 00:19:16,256
Does this look like I'm on the fritz?
543
00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:17,724
[METAL CREAKS]
544
00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:21,027
?
545
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,083
[EXHALES SHARPLY] Well, no.
546
00:19:25,885 --> 00:19:28,064
Even though I've seen that before.
547
00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:31,938
?
548
00:19:31,972 --> 00:19:33,039
All right, fine.
549
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:35,074
I mean, yeah. Yeah, that's new.
550
00:19:35,109 --> 00:19:36,810
[PUPPIES WHINING]
551
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,478
[GASPS]
552
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:39,913
Fine. Fine. Point taken.
553
00:19:39,947 --> 00:19:41,948
Oh, my God. They're so fluffy!
554
00:19:41,982 --> 00:19:43,049
Fritz my ass.
555
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,284
[TRUCK THUDS]
556
00:19:44,318 --> 00:19:45,819
Wait, but if you can melt a tree,
557
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:47,153
how come you can't find Dave?
558
00:19:47,188 --> 00:19:48,420
[SIGHS]
559
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:52,105
Because I-I can't sense him anymore.
560
00:19:52,111 --> 00:19:54,661
- What do you mean, sense?
- I should be able to feel Dave,
561
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,496
and... and I can't,
and I don't know why.
562
00:19:57,502 --> 00:19:59,666
What about the others?
Can they feel him?
563
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,267
You know, I haven't asked them.
564
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,570
[SINGSONG VOICE] Might be a good idea.
565
00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,305
Suppose so.
566
00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:06,773
[PUPPY WHINES]
567
00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:10,443
[NORMAL VOICE]
Oh, come on! That's not...
568
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,412
Didn't even let me say goodbye.
569
00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:14,681
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO]
570
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:17,317
There are a ton of
product ideas in here.
571
00:20:17,351 --> 00:20:18,785
It's very impressive.
572
00:20:18,819 --> 00:20:20,186
BECKY: Anything you want to make?
573
00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:22,021
Anything jump off the page?
574
00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:24,190
Um, [CLEARS THROAT] are there any
575
00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:26,693
- that you've already tried to build?
- Oh, yeah.
576
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:29,162
Uh, you know, the Shot-Mug, and...
577
00:20:29,196 --> 00:20:31,034
- Yeah.
- ... the Mazer.
578
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,301
- So, nothing that works.
- No.
579
00:20:35,336 --> 00:20:36,469
- God, no.
- Okay.
580
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,537
Um...
581
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:40,206
One big boy brisket platter
for Killer K-Rock...
582
00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:41,674
Ah, thanks, Ty.
583
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:44,644
... and a honey-glazed,
spiral-cut ham Sammy
584
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,379
just for the Beck-oning.
585
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,381
Thank you. [CHUCKLES]
586
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:51,117
You guys ever wonder why they
call it "Spiral-cut ham"
587
00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:53,286
when it's not really cut into a spiral?
588
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,355
- Not really.
- Only, like, eight days a week.
589
00:20:55,389 --> 00:20:57,357
Yeah, it's basically false advertising.
590
00:20:57,391 --> 00:20:59,359
Totally. They get your hopes up
591
00:20:59,393 --> 00:21:01,327
- for ham cut into spiral shapes...
- Yeah.
592
00:21:01,362 --> 00:21:03,363
And then all you get is a boring,
593
00:21:03,397 --> 00:21:05,495
flat slice of meat.
594
00:21:06,347 --> 00:21:07,500
Kind of lame.
595
00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:10,003
I think they actually do cut it...
596
00:21:10,252 --> 00:21:11,961
You'd think Big Ham would have
597
00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:13,458
figured this one out by now, right?
598
00:21:13,464 --> 00:21:15,292
Yeah. You know, people have been
599
00:21:15,298 --> 00:21:17,661
spiralizing vegetables forever.
600
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:21,294
I mean, this... this feels
like an untapped market.
601
00:21:21,872 --> 00:21:23,716
Does it, though? I mean...
602
00:21:23,985 --> 00:21:25,743
Yeah. I mean, if you can turn
603
00:21:25,749 --> 00:21:28,293
a zucchini into a noodle, why not meat?
604
00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:32,065
You just need the right machine.
605
00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:34,121
I'm listening.
606
00:21:34,536 --> 00:21:37,730
Okay. Okay, picture this...
607
00:21:37,975 --> 00:21:41,149
Long, succulent, strips of meat
608
00:21:41,282 --> 00:21:43,708
like spaghetti, but ham.
609
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:46,539
I'm picturing it with
my mouth right now,
610
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,675
- and I like it.
- Okay, yeah, yeah. Okay.
611
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:52,291
But how many people could
possibly want ham spaghetti?
612
00:21:52,297 --> 00:21:54,322
Um, all of them.
613
00:21:55,403 --> 00:21:58,551
That seems a bit high
to say all of them.
614
00:21:58,585 --> 00:21:59,852
Every person?
615
00:21:59,887 --> 00:22:02,960
Hey, uh, guys? Quick, informal poll...
616
00:22:03,129 --> 00:22:04,848
Who in here would be interested
617
00:22:04,854 --> 00:22:07,326
in a dish that's just like pasta
618
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:10,330
except the pasta is made out of meat?
619
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:14,197
[GASPS] We'll call it Pighetti.
620
00:22:15,269 --> 00:22:17,971
Yeah, you know, I'm not
sure, but I like the name.
621
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:20,375
Yeah. Branding is everything.
622
00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:22,875
Honestly? I've got chills.
623
00:22:22,910 --> 00:22:24,310
?
624
00:22:26,865 --> 00:22:28,947
Can I sleep over at Zoe's tonight?
625
00:22:28,953 --> 00:22:30,654
Uh, yeah, sure, right after you put
626
00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:32,060
your clothes away in your room.
627
00:22:32,649 --> 00:22:34,449
Mom, what is up with you?
628
00:22:34,624 --> 00:22:36,158
What's up? I just...
629
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,141
I want you to put your
clothes in the hamper.
630
00:22:38,214 --> 00:22:41,884
No, this... the cameras
all over the place.
631
00:22:41,890 --> 00:22:43,524
I mean, it's overkill, even for you.
632
00:22:43,648 --> 00:22:45,549
Well, call me crazy, but I'd really like
633
00:22:45,584 --> 00:22:47,451
to not contract Hantavirus from rats.
634
00:22:47,486 --> 00:22:49,420
This is about more than rats.
635
00:22:49,454 --> 00:22:51,489
- [SIGHS]
- Whoa.
636
00:22:51,618 --> 00:22:52,661
Look at that.
637
00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:53,967
- What? Where?
- Look.
638
00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:55,272
- What? I don't see anything.
- The hallway.
639
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:56,840
- But I don't see any...
- Look closer!
640
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,442
- [SCREAMS]
- Oh!
641
00:22:58,476 --> 00:23:01,278
[CHUCKLES]
642
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:02,651
- Kevin made me do it.
- Yeah. No, I know.
643
00:23:02,657 --> 00:23:04,481
- It was his idea.
- It's really funny.
644
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,317
- [LAUGHS]
- You guys are hilarious.
645
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,352
[SNORTING]
646
00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:10,387
- Aah!
- Ohh!
647
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:11,989
You know what? It serves you right.
648
00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:13,457
[GROANS]
649
00:23:13,491 --> 00:23:14,792
Sorry, Aim, but you can't run
650
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:16,694
from the "Terrible
Triple Murders" forever.
651
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,062
- Aah!
- Whoa!
652
00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:19,863
Wow. The double-cross. Masterful.
653
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,642
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
654
00:23:23,501 --> 00:23:25,970
Here we are... Tool town.
655
00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,338
[CHUCKLES]
656
00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:30,040
With your great idea and
my building expertise,
657
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,009
we'll have a working
prototype in no time.
658
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:34,011
Thank you so much for helping me.
659
00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:37,047
You know, if this works out,
it could be life-changing.
660
00:23:37,348 --> 00:23:38,568
For real?
661
00:23:38,779 --> 00:23:40,651
The guy that invented the Slap Chop
662
00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:43,087
had enough money to buy a Komodo dragon.
663
00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:44,922
Seems dangerous.
664
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:46,090
- Yeah, very.
- Um...
665
00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:47,391
- [LAUGHS]
- Okay, this looks fancy.
666
00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:49,927
- What does it do?
- [CLEARS THROAT] Oh, careful. Yeah.
667
00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:52,186
Yeah, this is an, um...
668
00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:56,900
Electric... saw... drill,
669
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,436
and, um, it's not for beginners.
670
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:00,537
[SAW WHIRS]
671
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:01,674
See? Yeah. There's...
672
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,774
You got to... There's
tons of torque, so...
673
00:24:03,808 --> 00:24:06,634
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- AMY: Kevin, stop touching my stuff.
674
00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:08,679
Put it down.
675
00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:10,614
?
676
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:12,036
Ah.
677
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,036
Nosy sister.
678
00:24:14,429 --> 00:24:16,763
One moment, please.
679
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,251
Thank you.
680
00:24:18,267 --> 00:24:19,498
?
681
00:24:19,504 --> 00:24:22,168
Okay, where was I?
This guy... got to be careful.
682
00:24:22,174 --> 00:24:23,227
- Yeah.
- Um...
683
00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:25,129
Wow, you're thinning
a little bit on top.
684
00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:28,065
Oh, come on! Where are you now?
685
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,433
- [GROANS]
- Hi!
686
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:31,135
- Oh.
- Hey, Becky.
687
00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:34,071
Hey, Amy! You sound good.
688
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:36,540
Well, thank you. I love
that little jacket.
689
00:24:36,574 --> 00:24:38,909
Oh, this? This is just,
like, an old thing.
690
00:24:38,943 --> 00:24:40,077
Okay, we're kind of busy,
and we're doing some...
691
00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:41,979
- Well, it fits great.
- Thank you.
692
00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:43,674
Do you need to borrow some tools?
693
00:24:43,822 --> 00:24:45,614
- Can you just...
- Yeah.
694
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,559
... come down here and help us, please?
695
00:24:47,565 --> 00:24:49,286
- I call it Pighetti.
- Mm-hmm.
696
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,889
Swine Vines was also in the running.
697
00:24:52,594 --> 00:24:54,124
It's, um...
698
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:57,487
Well, it's weird, but it's kind of cool.
699
00:24:57,493 --> 00:24:59,797
You know, if I saw this on
a commercial at midnight,
700
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:01,398
I, um, I might drunk buy it.
701
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:04,001
Yeah. For $19.95 plus
shipping and handling,
702
00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:05,302
of course you would.
703
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,384
Okay, so why do you need Kevin?
704
00:25:07,821 --> 00:25:10,441
Don't say it like that.
I know how to do things.
705
00:25:10,608 --> 00:25:12,142
What things?
706
00:25:12,148 --> 00:25:13,474
Well...
707
00:25:13,607 --> 00:25:15,012
Many things.
708
00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:16,613
Okay, like...?
709
00:25:17,956 --> 00:25:20,103
Many... things.
710
00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:23,218
Well, Kevin said he'd help
me build the prototype.
711
00:25:23,888 --> 00:25:26,824
Uh... I don't think so. No, no.
712
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:29,326
Well, I mean, I guess
that's kind of obvious now.
713
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,161
- Yeah.
- But Kevin's been really helpful.
714
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:34,479
I mean, I've kind of been
having a rough time lately,
715
00:25:34,485 --> 00:25:37,501
and he helped me see that this is a bles
716
00:25:37,535 --> 00:25:39,997
and I should just be
focusing on my dream.
717
00:25:40,003 --> 00:25:41,897
Heroes come in all shapes and sizes.
718
00:25:41,903 --> 00:25:44,638
Well, I could help you
build a prototype,
719
00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,841
if that would be something
that you would be into.
720
00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:48,442
Very into.
721
00:25:48,477 --> 00:25:51,345
And I-I... I'll, uh...
I can, uh, supervise.
722
00:25:51,379 --> 00:25:54,148
[EXHALES SHARPLY] This is... amazing.
723
00:25:54,182 --> 00:25:55,716
Okay, but before we get started,
724
00:25:55,751 --> 00:25:58,619
um... I'm so sorry, can I
offer you a glass of wine?
725
00:25:59,455 --> 00:26:00,688
Uh, yes,
726
00:26:00,722 --> 00:26:02,678
but this is my house, so...
727
00:26:03,024 --> 00:26:06,127
Uh, yeah, I know this is your house.
728
00:26:06,161 --> 00:26:08,028
Red or white? You want one?
729
00:26:08,063 --> 00:26:09,880
- Um...
- I can mix them.
730
00:26:10,209 --> 00:26:11,332
Does she know where the wine is?
731
00:26:11,366 --> 00:26:12,967
No, she's never been to our house.
732
00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:15,069
If we apply X- and Y-axis pressure
733
00:26:15,103 --> 00:26:17,037
and install a friction-triggered stop,
734
00:26:17,072 --> 00:26:18,873
the bone shouldn't be a problem.
735
00:26:18,907 --> 00:26:20,141
- Wow.
- Yeah.
736
00:26:20,175 --> 00:26:22,243
She is so much smarter than you.
737
00:26:22,277 --> 00:26:25,646
I always had a hard time
believing you two were related.
738
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,165
Uh, yeah, we're twins, so...
739
00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:29,183
Oh, God. I do not see that.
740
00:26:29,217 --> 00:26:30,536
- [CHUCKLES]
- Thank you.
741
00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:31,819
- You're so welcome.
- So nice.
742
00:26:31,853 --> 00:26:34,221
- [CHUCKLES]
- You know, my... My university
743
00:26:34,256 --> 00:26:36,090
is about to have their Innovations Expo.
744
00:26:36,124 --> 00:26:37,491
If I can get this
prototype done in time,
745
00:26:37,526 --> 00:26:39,360
I bet we could attract some investors.
746
00:26:39,394 --> 00:26:41,095
- You think?
- Yeah!
747
00:26:41,129 --> 00:26:42,290
You could even get on one of
748
00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:43,618
those information commercials.
749
00:26:43,624 --> 00:26:46,079
- Right?
- That's not what it's...
750
00:26:46,701 --> 00:26:47,715
You know what? Forget it.
751
00:26:47,721 --> 00:26:49,603
Amy, you're so awesome.
752
00:26:49,638 --> 00:26:51,338
I've been so down lately.
753
00:26:51,373 --> 00:26:54,542
I lost my job, this guy
Nate totally ghosted me...
754
00:26:54,576 --> 00:26:57,111
Oh, yeah, sounds like you
really dodged a bullet.
755
00:26:57,145 --> 00:27:01,182
Oh. Um, I have to go to the bathroom.
756
00:27:01,216 --> 00:27:03,717
You guys need anything?
757
00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:05,219
From the bathroom?
758
00:27:05,253 --> 00:27:06,754
Yeah, or, you know, wherever.
759
00:27:06,788 --> 00:27:08,022
I...
760
00:27:08,056 --> 00:27:10,124
No? Okay. I'll see you later, then.
761
00:27:10,728 --> 00:27:12,162
Well!
762
00:27:15,330 --> 00:27:16,392
So?
763
00:27:17,509 --> 00:27:19,133
?
764
00:27:19,167 --> 00:27:21,021
No... No one has seen him,
765
00:27:21,027 --> 00:27:23,309
and no one knows where he is.
766
00:27:24,326 --> 00:27:26,440
What does that mean?
767
00:27:27,262 --> 00:27:29,123
[SNIFFLES]
768
00:27:29,978 --> 00:27:31,830
It means...
769
00:27:31,993 --> 00:27:34,089
[SIGHS]
770
00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:37,523
I've... I've been in denial.
771
00:27:39,555 --> 00:27:41,822
Well, what does that mean?
772
00:27:41,857 --> 00:27:44,792
?
773
00:27:44,826 --> 00:27:46,327
I got a paper cut.
774
00:27:47,062 --> 00:27:48,929
Oh. Wow. Just now?
775
00:27:48,964 --> 00:27:52,099
No, b-before you left for Canada, and
776
00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:54,301
[EXHALES] and I got hungry,
777
00:27:54,336 --> 00:27:56,103
so Dave and I ate your pizza,
778
00:27:56,137 --> 00:27:58,239
and the reason your
sister is putting cameras
779
00:27:58,273 --> 00:28:01,413
around the house isn't because of rats.
780
00:28:03,132 --> 00:28:05,494
It's because she heard me.
781
00:28:06,501 --> 00:28:10,299
And I lied about it
782
00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:15,464
because admitting the truth means...
783
00:28:17,525 --> 00:28:20,550
Admitting something
I don't want to accept.
784
00:28:23,498 --> 00:28:24,732
What... What's that?
785
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,179
Dave...
786
00:28:29,550 --> 00:28:31,143
Is dead.
787
00:28:33,408 --> 00:28:35,042
Oh, my God.
788
00:28:35,076 --> 00:28:38,279
I don't... I don't know what to do.
789
00:28:38,313 --> 00:28:39,813
This is uncharted territory.
790
00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:41,315
All I know is Dave is gone,
791
00:28:41,349 --> 00:28:43,217
and I don't think he's coming back.
792
00:28:43,251 --> 00:28:44,685
Yvette, I'm so sorry.
793
00:28:44,719 --> 00:28:46,789
I'm... Uh...
794
00:28:47,618 --> 00:28:49,820
What... What can I do?
795
00:28:50,058 --> 00:28:53,027
?
796
00:28:59,952 --> 00:29:03,254
Sham-wow. This place is amazing.
797
00:29:03,289 --> 00:29:04,656
I know. It's cool, right?
798
00:29:04,690 --> 00:29:06,257
This expo gets bigger every year.
799
00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:07,992
We need to be at the top of our game.
800
00:29:08,027 --> 00:29:09,427
Hey, Kevin, focus up.
801
00:29:09,462 --> 00:29:11,062
Uh, yeah. I'm focused.
802
00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:13,565
Um, Becky, at this very Expo,
803
00:29:13,599 --> 00:29:15,800
a young man named Mitch
Taylor invented a laser
804
00:29:15,835 --> 00:29:17,716
that eventually filled an
entire house with popcorn.
805
00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:19,089
Okay, stop focusing.
806
00:29:19,095 --> 00:29:20,121
- You're ridiculous.
- What?
807
00:29:20,127 --> 00:29:21,140
I'm just building off of your point
808
00:29:21,174 --> 00:29:22,941
- that this is a big deal.
- That's not my point.
809
00:29:22,976 --> 00:29:25,210
- Where did you get that was my point?
- I'm...
810
00:29:25,245 --> 00:29:27,079
Dreams come true here.
811
00:29:28,982 --> 00:29:31,523
You guys. Look at all these products.
812
00:29:31,529 --> 00:29:34,051
What are we doing here? What if
my product's not good enough?
813
00:29:34,057 --> 00:29:35,157
I... Okay, yeah. Uh, yeah.
814
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:37,025
There's a lot of stuff here,
but who's gonna remember
815
00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:39,194
some stupid magic glasses,
816
00:29:39,228 --> 00:29:43,516
or, like, a stupid magic neck thing?
817
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,400
I might go back and get that neck thing.
818
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:46,969
Of course you will. It's amazing.
819
00:29:47,003 --> 00:29:49,237
But, Becky, your idea has
something going for it
820
00:29:49,272 --> 00:29:50,839
that nobody else's has, okay?
821
00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:52,621
It's real weird.
822
00:29:53,009 --> 00:29:54,209
- Real weird.
- Mm-hmm.
823
00:29:54,243 --> 00:29:55,510
And that's gonna cut through the noise.
824
00:29:55,545 --> 00:29:56,845
Yeah. Yeah.
825
00:29:56,879 --> 00:29:58,615
- It's weird. You're right.
- See?
826
00:29:58,621 --> 00:29:59,681
Okay. Let's do this!
827
00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:00,882
- Okay. All right.
- [CHUCKLES]
828
00:30:00,917 --> 00:30:02,184
- Okay, we're in booth 27, so...
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
829
00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:03,218
Um... Ooh!
830
00:30:03,252 --> 00:30:05,187
Okay, Kristin's almost here,
so I'm gonna help her,
831
00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:07,689
- and then I'll meet you at the booth.
- Okay. Okay. Over here... 27.
832
00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:08,757
Okay. Yes!
833
00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:11,326
?
834
00:30:11,361 --> 00:30:12,533
I...
835
00:30:13,210 --> 00:30:14,561
I-I shouldn't have...
836
00:30:14,567 --> 00:30:16,234
I shouldn't have done
that in front of you.
837
00:30:16,686 --> 00:30:18,454
Done what?
838
00:30:18,910 --> 00:30:20,233
Cried.
839
00:30:21,371 --> 00:30:22,871
You can cry in front of me.
840
00:30:25,241 --> 00:30:27,042
How are you feeling?
841
00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:32,047
I'm [SIGHS] feeling...
842
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:35,751
I'm numb.
843
00:30:35,785 --> 00:30:38,345
Yeah, you're... You're grieving.
844
00:30:38,788 --> 00:30:40,689
It's a big loss for you.
845
00:30:41,328 --> 00:30:44,192
I-I've never lost anything in my life.
846
00:30:44,635 --> 00:30:46,469
I don't know how to do this.
847
00:30:46,475 --> 00:30:48,196
Hi. Can I get some help?
848
00:30:48,231 --> 00:30:50,065
Hey. Yeah. [CLEARS THROAT]
849
00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:51,233
- [CAR DOOR CLOSES]
- New car?
850
00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,035
Uh, it was my... Was my mom's.
851
00:30:53,069 --> 00:30:54,703
- Oh.
- But, uh, yeah,
852
00:30:54,737 --> 00:30:57,564
it fits all these hams, and I...
853
00:30:57,570 --> 00:30:58,740
Sure does.
854
00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:00,275
... couldn't bring myself
to sell it, so...
855
00:31:00,309 --> 00:31:01,710
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
856
00:31:01,744 --> 00:31:03,360
Um, great.
857
00:31:04,444 --> 00:31:07,215
- Um, hey.
- Yes.
858
00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:10,085
Can I ask your advice on something?
859
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:11,119
Sure.
860
00:31:11,154 --> 00:31:13,989
So, I just, um, found out
861
00:31:14,023 --> 00:31:15,974
that one of my old co-workers
862
00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:17,998
recently passed away, and...
863
00:31:18,027 --> 00:31:19,935
Oh, I am so sorry.
864
00:31:19,941 --> 00:31:21,063
Oh, thank you.
865
00:31:21,097 --> 00:31:25,233
Um, I-I didn't actually
know him that well,
866
00:31:25,268 --> 00:31:27,302
but my friend did,
867
00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:30,972
and, um, she's having
a really hard time,
868
00:31:31,007 --> 00:31:34,575
and I-I just... I wish I
knew how to help her.
869
00:31:35,473 --> 00:31:37,269
Um...
870
00:31:37,780 --> 00:31:39,314
Time helps.
871
00:31:39,348 --> 00:31:41,016
?
872
00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:43,018
I started getting back
into my old routine,
873
00:31:43,052 --> 00:31:44,820
and then I suddenly found myself
874
00:31:44,854 --> 00:31:46,955
doing all these... These little things
875
00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:48,490
that reminded me of my mom.
876
00:31:48,524 --> 00:31:51,159
?
877
00:31:51,194 --> 00:31:53,595
I started driving her car to work.
878
00:31:53,629 --> 00:31:55,630
[LAUGHS]
879
00:31:55,665 --> 00:31:57,008
She used to take this route
880
00:31:57,014 --> 00:31:58,505
that took 15 minutes longer,
881
00:31:58,534 --> 00:32:02,353
but she liked it because
it went past a horse farm.
882
00:32:03,906 --> 00:32:08,176
So, now I take that same route.
883
00:32:08,211 --> 00:32:09,878
[SIGHS]
884
00:32:09,912 --> 00:32:13,148
Yeah, I-I mean, I guess
my advice would be
885
00:32:14,073 --> 00:32:17,465
tell your friend to do things
that remind her of his life,
886
00:32:19,317 --> 00:32:20,495
not his death.
887
00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:25,060
BECKY: Good morning! Hello.
888
00:32:25,094 --> 00:32:27,896
KEVIN: Uh, hello, Expo-goers.
889
00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:29,798
We're here to revolutionize
the way you eat.
890
00:32:29,832 --> 00:32:32,000
- Yeah.
- People.
891
00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:33,401
Don't know what you're missing.
892
00:32:33,436 --> 00:32:35,137
- Hey!
- Pighetti.
893
00:32:35,171 --> 00:32:37,305
?
894
00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:38,740
- Anybody?
- Hello.
895
00:32:38,774 --> 00:32:40,099
You're missing out.
896
00:32:40,294 --> 00:32:41,710
Good stuff.
897
00:32:41,744 --> 00:32:43,745
[CLEARS THROAT] Um...
898
00:32:43,779 --> 00:32:46,214
?
899
00:32:46,249 --> 00:32:48,016
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS, FIREWORKS CRACKLE]
900
00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:49,985
- Whoa.
- Is this you?
901
00:32:50,019 --> 00:32:52,087
- Is it...
- No, it's... It's not me. Is this you?
902
00:32:52,121 --> 00:32:54,089
- AMY: Are you doing this?
- I...
903
00:32:54,123 --> 00:32:55,657
[CROWD CHATTERING]
904
00:32:55,691 --> 00:32:58,193
Yeah. Yeah, all me.
905
00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:00,131
Surprise. [LAUGHS]
906
00:33:00,756 --> 00:33:03,635
Oh. [CLEARS THROAT]
907
00:33:04,084 --> 00:33:05,534
[AMPLIFIED VOICE] We're here to...
908
00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:07,202
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
909
00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:09,771
We're here to introduce the new product
910
00:33:09,805 --> 00:33:11,540
that's gonna revolutionize the way
911
00:33:11,574 --> 00:33:12,641
that people eat in America.
912
00:33:12,675 --> 00:33:14,776
[AMPLIFIED VOICE] Mm-hmm.
Who here loves pasta?
913
00:33:14,810 --> 00:33:16,111
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, I do, too.
914
00:33:16,145 --> 00:33:17,546
But what's the problem with pasta?
915
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:18,914
Too many carbs.
916
00:33:18,948 --> 00:33:20,459
Too many carbs, and you get
917
00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:22,255
that gross carb feeling, so...
918
00:33:22,285 --> 00:33:24,085
BECKY: Mm-hmm.
919
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,538
If there was only something
we can do about this.
920
00:33:25,544 --> 00:33:29,457
Yeah. That's why I
invented the Pighetti.
921
00:33:29,492 --> 00:33:30,692
The Pighetti. [CHUCKLES]
922
00:33:30,726 --> 00:33:32,576
It's a simple device that'll make your
923
00:33:32,582 --> 00:33:34,572
meal time just a little more enjoyable.
924
00:33:34,578 --> 00:33:35,619
Mm-hmm.
925
00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:37,365
Now, the Pighetti takes
926
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,267
the idea of spaghetti and meatballs
927
00:33:39,302 --> 00:33:42,204
and combines them into
one delicious meal
928
00:33:42,238 --> 00:33:44,573
that gets rid of that carby old pasta.
929
00:33:44,607 --> 00:33:47,275
And, actually, it also
gets rid of the meatballs.
930
00:33:47,310 --> 00:33:48,910
- Rid of the meatballs.
- But the meat is still...
931
00:33:48,945 --> 00:33:51,780
I mean, the meat is then...
It... it's the pasta.
932
00:33:51,814 --> 00:33:53,648
It's... Yeah, it's pasta.
933
00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:55,116
It's... It's meat pasta.
934
00:33:55,151 --> 00:33:58,620
Anyway, who would like
to try the first sample?
935
00:33:58,654 --> 00:34:00,222
Oh, I-I would!
936
00:34:00,256 --> 00:34:01,323
Oh! Cool.
937
00:34:01,357 --> 00:34:02,657
Step right up.
938
00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:04,092
TYLER: So would I!
939
00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:05,260
- BECKY: Okay.
- Wonderful.
940
00:34:05,294 --> 00:34:06,926
What an innovative idea.
941
00:34:06,932 --> 00:34:07,963
Thanks! Come on up.
942
00:34:07,997 --> 00:34:09,664
- [DEVICE WHIRRING]
- KEVIN: Oh, look at that.
943
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,350
Cranks this up for you.
944
00:34:11,356 --> 00:34:13,668
Look at it. It's delicious.
945
00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:15,337
Just hold on.
946
00:34:15,371 --> 00:34:18,306
Maybe the engineer could speed it up.
947
00:34:18,341 --> 00:34:19,441
Oh.
948
00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:21,243
You want to speed it up a
little more than that, though?
949
00:34:21,277 --> 00:34:22,844
I can't because this
is a precise machine.
950
00:34:22,878 --> 00:34:24,175
Remember all the
engineering that it took?
951
00:34:24,181 --> 00:34:25,246
- Okay, um...
- So, I can't.
952
00:34:25,252 --> 00:34:27,349
- How long is it gonna take?
- I don't know. Maybe four minutes.
953
00:34:27,383 --> 00:34:28,984
Four minutes?
954
00:34:29,018 --> 00:34:30,151
Um, one second, everybody.
955
00:34:30,186 --> 00:34:31,286
- We'll figure it out.
- Yeah.
956
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,320
We're losing them.
957
00:34:32,365 --> 00:34:33,388
I'm not losing them, you're losing them.
958
00:34:33,413 --> 00:34:35,314
- No, you got to figure something out.
- This is...
959
00:34:35,358 --> 00:34:36,992
- [WHIRRING INTENSIFIES]
- Okay. What happened?
960
00:34:37,026 --> 00:34:39,388
It's on low. Oh. Oh. Okay.
Gather around, everyone!
961
00:34:39,394 --> 00:34:40,664
- There's enough for everybody!
- Oh.
962
00:34:40,670 --> 00:34:42,478
Kevin. This is great. Here.
This is not mathematically...
963
00:34:42,483 --> 00:34:44,331
- Just go with it.
- This is not what it's supposed to do.
964
00:34:44,367 --> 00:34:46,582
- I think this can be dangerous.
- Okay, ev... You know what?
965
00:34:46,588 --> 00:34:47,781
Everyone... Actually, yeah, maybe we
966
00:34:47,787 --> 00:34:48,980
should take one or two steps back.
967
00:34:49,005 --> 00:34:50,272
- No. This is bad.
- Um...
968
00:34:50,306 --> 00:34:51,640
It won't turn off.
969
00:34:53,004 --> 00:34:54,527
?
970
00:34:55,077 --> 00:34:56,711
[CROWD GROANS]
971
00:34:56,746 --> 00:34:58,513
[MACHINE RATTLES, WHIRRING STOPS]
972
00:35:00,483 --> 00:35:04,352
?
973
00:35:07,411 --> 00:35:09,370
? Hold tight, there's
something over here ?
974
00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:11,165
? I can't explain these things I feel ?
975
00:35:11,171 --> 00:35:12,201
Becky.
976
00:35:12,217 --> 00:35:14,361
- Hey.
- Um, I'm sorry
977
00:35:14,367 --> 00:35:17,088
that this was such a disaster,
but don't... don't worry,
978
00:35:17,122 --> 00:35:19,190
because I'm gonna find
an even better expo,
979
00:35:19,224 --> 00:35:21,125
and we'll get the Pighetti
machine working again,
980
00:35:21,131 --> 00:35:22,850
and it'll be great.
981
00:35:23,595 --> 00:35:24,729
Are you okay?
982
00:35:24,763 --> 00:35:25,963
I'm great.
983
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,032
This has been really interesting.
984
00:35:28,885 --> 00:35:31,102
But I wrecked your dream.
985
00:35:31,136 --> 00:35:34,545
What? No. I've never
gotten this far before.
986
00:35:34,687 --> 00:35:36,688
And I realized something really big.
987
00:35:36,694 --> 00:35:38,276
- Oh.
- I don't know what I'm doing,
988
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:39,911
like, at all.
989
00:35:39,945 --> 00:35:42,914
I-I wouldn't say that, entirely.
990
00:35:42,948 --> 00:35:45,883
I mean, I have cool
ideas, really cool ideas,
991
00:35:45,918 --> 00:35:47,111
but, you know,
992
00:35:47,117 --> 00:35:49,232
I don't know how to
make them into a reality.
993
00:35:49,238 --> 00:35:50,288
Mm.
994
00:35:50,322 --> 00:35:53,224
So I think I'm gonna go back to school.
995
00:35:53,964 --> 00:35:55,832
- Wow. Really?
- Yeah.
996
00:35:55,838 --> 00:35:57,205
I mean, I am just as good
997
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:59,241
as any one of those people at that expo,
998
00:35:59,275 --> 00:36:01,710
but now I know what I don't know.
999
00:36:01,744 --> 00:36:03,015
Wow.
1000
00:36:03,021 --> 00:36:05,428
That is awesome.
1001
00:36:05,434 --> 00:36:07,049
- That is so awesome, Becky.
- Thanks.
1002
00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:08,317
You know what?
1003
00:36:08,351 --> 00:36:09,866
I even know someone who will
1004
00:36:09,872 --> 00:36:11,658
write a recommendation for you.
1005
00:36:11,688 --> 00:36:13,653
Oh, that's so nice.
1006
00:36:13,659 --> 00:36:14,823
- You?
- [CHUCKLES]
1007
00:36:14,857 --> 00:36:16,015
No, no, no. My sister.
1008
00:36:16,021 --> 00:36:17,064
- Oh, thank God.
- Yeah.
1009
00:36:17,070 --> 00:36:19,145
That's so much better than you. [LAUGHS]
1010
00:36:19,151 --> 00:36:20,170
- Yeah.
- Hmm.
1011
00:36:20,176 --> 00:36:22,431
Anyway, it wasn't, you
know, a total bust.
1012
00:36:22,465 --> 00:36:24,642
I did happen to sell one unit.
1013
00:36:24,648 --> 00:36:26,149
- No way.
- Way.
1014
00:36:26,302 --> 00:36:29,104
- To who?
- It's our newest menu item!
1015
00:36:29,138 --> 00:36:32,133
Two bowls of hot ham noodles.
1016
00:36:32,139 --> 00:36:33,642
- This one's for you, K Through Twelve.
- Yum.
1017
00:36:33,676 --> 00:36:35,310
Oh, wow. Thanks.
1018
00:36:35,345 --> 00:36:37,640
And, Becky, that was amazing.
1019
00:36:37,646 --> 00:36:39,514
Oh, my Gosh. Thank you. Thank you.
1020
00:36:39,549 --> 00:36:40,636
I would've bought anything.
1021
00:36:40,642 --> 00:36:41,817
- Really?
- Yeah.
1022
00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:42,866
- I'm gonna give this to...
- So sweet.
1023
00:36:42,872 --> 00:36:43,954
Okay, yeah.
1024
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,420
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
1025
00:36:45,455 --> 00:36:48,228
[EXHALES SHARPLY] I hope you're hungry.
1026
00:36:48,234 --> 00:36:49,870
- Not for that...
- It's all for you.
1027
00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:50,942
- ... ever...
- Why not?
1028
00:36:50,948 --> 00:36:52,694
- ... so I'm just gonna...
- Oh, come on.
1029
00:36:52,729 --> 00:36:55,575
- Thank you, though. Thank you.
- [CHUCKLES]
1030
00:36:56,072 --> 00:36:57,539
- Hi.
- [BECKY LAUGHS]
1031
00:36:57,545 --> 00:37:00,581
Ooh! What's, uh...
What's going on over there?
1032
00:37:00,587 --> 00:37:02,137
Looks like a little bit of flirting.
1033
00:37:02,171 --> 00:37:03,772
Yeah.
1034
00:37:03,806 --> 00:37:06,797
Um, maybe I don't always
screw things all the way up.
1035
00:37:06,829 --> 00:37:08,162
Are you kidding?
1036
00:37:08,197 --> 00:37:09,497
You help one person,
1037
00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:11,265
and then that sets off
this chain reaction,
1038
00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:12,800
and then you help him and her, and...
1039
00:37:12,835 --> 00:37:16,044
And who knows how... how many more?
1040
00:37:16,762 --> 00:37:20,691
So... I'm like the world's best domino.
1041
00:37:21,629 --> 00:37:24,623
I mean... you're all right.
1042
00:37:25,501 --> 00:37:28,669
?
1043
00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:33,360
- [LAUGHS]
- Wow.
1044
00:37:33,488 --> 00:37:34,789
- Um...
- Yeah.
1045
00:37:34,823 --> 00:37:35,823
- Mm.
- Well...
1046
00:37:35,857 --> 00:37:40,518
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO]
1047
00:37:40,524 --> 00:37:41,562
? I know ?
1048
00:37:41,568 --> 00:37:43,331
- [BUTTON CLICKS]
- [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
1049
00:37:43,365 --> 00:37:45,533
- [BUTTON CLICKS]
- [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS]
1050
00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:46,734
- [BUTTON CLICKS]
- [MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
1051
00:37:46,768 --> 00:37:48,903
[TIRES SCREECH]
1052
00:37:53,475 --> 00:37:54,976
? It's up for me ?
1053
00:37:55,010 --> 00:37:56,978
? If you steal my sunshine ?
1054
00:37:57,012 --> 00:37:59,847
? Making sure I'm not in too deep ?
1055
00:37:59,882 --> 00:38:01,883
? If you steal my sunshine ?
1056
00:38:01,917 --> 00:38:04,919
[TOOL WHIRS]
1057
00:38:04,953 --> 00:38:06,888
- ? If you steal my sunshine ?
- [GASPS]
1058
00:38:06,922 --> 00:38:11,292
?
1059
00:38:21,536 --> 00:38:23,271
[SIGHS]
1060
00:38:23,567 --> 00:38:25,034
So, I got my vision.
1061
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,210
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
1062
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,159
It was, uh...
1063
00:38:28,577 --> 00:38:30,578
- It was terrifying.
- What... What did you see?
1064
00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:34,882
I was dead, in a body bag,
1065
00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:38,753
and some dude almost
sawed my chest open.
1066
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,554
[SIGHS] That sounds...
1067
00:38:40,589 --> 00:38:41,722
That sounds awful.
1068
00:38:42,699 --> 00:38:44,525
And I-I woke up.
1069
00:38:44,559 --> 00:38:46,694
And I found a pig noodle
1070
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:49,880
behind my ear that I guess I missed.
1071
00:38:50,399 --> 00:38:53,267
I'm... I'm sorry I made
the ham thing explode.
1072
00:38:53,302 --> 00:38:54,769
I... [SIGHS]
1073
00:38:55,556 --> 00:38:58,205
I guess only Dave can be... can be Dave.
1074
00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:59,607
Heh.
1075
00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:02,276
?
1076
00:39:02,311 --> 00:39:04,161
Do you feel any better?
1077
00:39:05,505 --> 00:39:11,207
I'm... Um, I'm feeling
guilty and selfish.
1078
00:39:12,513 --> 00:39:14,103
Why?
1079
00:39:14,856 --> 00:39:17,790
Because when I realized what
happened to Dave, when...
1080
00:39:18,267 --> 00:39:22,154
When I realized he was dead,
1081
00:39:22,179 --> 00:39:25,248
my first thought was for myself
1082
00:39:25,517 --> 00:39:28,169
because if this can happen to him,
1083
00:39:28,203 --> 00:39:30,253
it can happen to me.
1084
00:39:30,761 --> 00:39:32,606
I don't... I don't know what to do.
1085
00:39:32,641 --> 00:39:33,841
I'm... I'm awf... I'm awful.
1086
00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:36,372
No. No, no, no. You're... you're normal.
1087
00:39:36,378 --> 00:39:39,146
Oh, that... that... That doesn't help.
1088
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:42,683
Why? Normal is... Normal's great.
1089
00:39:42,718 --> 00:39:44,233
[SIGHS]
1090
00:39:45,387 --> 00:39:48,956
Kevin, this may never happen again,
1091
00:39:50,176 --> 00:39:53,478
but I'm gonna ask your advice.
1092
00:39:56,298 --> 00:39:58,982
What do I do to feel better?
1093
00:39:59,368 --> 00:40:02,536
[INHALES DEEPLY]
1094
00:40:02,571 --> 00:40:04,543
You know what to do.
1095
00:40:05,007 --> 00:40:06,745
? Breaking the law, breaking the law ?
1096
00:40:06,751 --> 00:40:07,933
Whoo-hoo!
1097
00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:09,084
? Breaking the law, breaking the law ?
1098
00:40:09,090 --> 00:40:10,149
Oh!
1099
00:40:10,178 --> 00:40:11,812
This is for you, Dave!
1100
00:40:11,847 --> 00:40:13,981
- [LAUGHS]
- Dave!
1101
00:40:14,016 --> 00:40:15,816
? Breaking the law, breaking the law ?
1102
00:40:15,851 --> 00:40:17,051
Whoo!
1103
00:40:17,085 --> 00:40:20,187
? Breaking the law, breaking the law ?
1104
00:40:20,222 --> 00:40:21,722
KEVIN: It's a stick shift, you know?
1105
00:40:21,757 --> 00:40:24,325
I mean, I just don't know
how to put it into first
1106
00:40:24,359 --> 00:40:27,795
or into reverse, but then
once I get going it's, um...
1107
00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:30,898
Hmm.
1108
00:40:30,932 --> 00:40:33,134
Amy? Reese?
1109
00:40:34,905 --> 00:40:36,706
Anyone home?
1110
00:40:40,242 --> 00:40:41,675
Oh.
1111
00:40:44,212 --> 00:40:46,680
- AMY: Yell. Yaah!
- [SCREAMING]
1112
00:40:46,715 --> 00:40:48,049
[BOTH LAUGH]
1113
00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:49,717
- Oh, I got you.
- No, you didn't get me.
1114
00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:50,751
- Yes, we did.
- You didn't get me.
1115
00:40:50,786 --> 00:40:52,153
- We got you on four cameras.
- Let's go watch it.
1116
00:40:52,187 --> 00:40:53,854
- Okay.
- No. You didn't get me, guys.
1117
00:40:53,889 --> 00:40:56,223
Oh, we did... Four cameras.
1118
00:40:56,258 --> 00:40:58,359
Oh, God, you got me.
1119
00:40:58,393 --> 00:40:59,860
- Yaah!
- [SCREAMING]
1120
00:40:59,895 --> 00:41:01,262
[BOTH LAUGH]
1121
00:41:01,296 --> 00:41:02,830
- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, my God.
1122
00:41:02,864 --> 00:41:04,065
KEVIN: You didn't get me.
1123
00:41:04,099 --> 00:41:05,533
- Oh. Give me another angle.
- Okay.
1124
00:41:05,567 --> 00:41:07,234
I want to see his face
go from dumb to scared.
1125
00:41:07,269 --> 00:41:09,570
- You didn't get me, though. Got you!
- We got you!
1126
00:41:10,157 --> 00:41:11,960
Um, Amy?
1127
00:41:13,273 --> 00:41:15,176
- Reese?
- Wait, what was that?
1128
00:41:15,210 --> 00:41:18,913
?
1129
00:41:21,983 --> 00:41:23,784
I don't know.
1130
00:41:23,819 --> 00:41:25,886
?
1131
00:41:28,824 --> 00:41:30,891
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1132
00:41:30,941 --> 00:41:35,491
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