All language subtitles for K.c. Undercover s01e18 vanishing lady.eng

Okay, everyone, time to go!

Why do we even need
to go on vacation?

Why can't we just
work 24 hours a day,

seven days a week?

What are you, some
type of machine?

Yes. Yes, I am.

Good. Then take
these to the car.

Don't forget this one.

It's heavy.

This is my first vacation
since I became a spy,

and I really need it.

We've all earned a break, honey,

especially after stopping
those eco-terrorists.

Yeah, what about
that time we exposed

that corrupt ambassador?
I hit him with a...

Ah-ah-ah-ah!

Guys, okay.

This week, we are a
regular, normal family,

so no more spy talk.

What are we gonna talk about?

Maybe we should spy on a normal
family and see what they talk about.

No. We are going to relax, okay?

You know what the best
part of this vacation is?

That I booked us a week at
the Finger Lakes Resort

on points and miles,

and it didn't cost
me one red cent.

[laughs]

No, Daddy No-bucks.

It's the fact that we're
spending quality time together

as one, big, happy family.
Come on.

Hello?

Hello!

Ready for my vacation.

Hey, wait up!

I keep it undercover.

I keep it undercover.

What?!

I can't believe
what I'm hearing.

I made a reservation weeks ago.

What do you mean, fully booked?

You see, when a
hotel has 12 rooms,

and all 12 rooms are booked,

then we are fully booked.

No, no, no, no.

I have a room, and it's free.

I paid with coupons,
points and miles.

Because nothing is too
good for his family.

Check again.

Under Cooper. C-o-o-p-e-r.

Ah, the American spelling.

Ah, still no.

Don't worry, I can hack in with my
laptop and get the reservation back.

No. No hacking.

This week, we are not spies.

We will deal with this

the way a regular,
normal family would.

All right, sir, for points,

I can give you a cot in
the janitor's closet,

and a shared bathroom
here in the lobby.

Don't just stand there, boy,
start hacking. Come on.

I can't believe it.

The Presidential
suite, for points.

Hey, if you need me,

I'll be washing my face
in all five sinks.

And drying it with
the money I saved!

Ernie, did Dad make
you bring a vacuum

so he didn't have
to tip the maid?

No. It's my Treasure
Trapper Junior.

I'm gonna use it to find
lost treasures by the lake.

Well, that's better
than the ride up here

where you were knuckle-deep
looking for nose treasure.

Ugh, I hate vacations.

There's nothing to do.

I'm so bored, I wanna
pull my eyeballs out.

In fact, I think I will.

Mindy was right.

This is the most exciting
show I've seen in ages.

Really? What are
you watching, Mom?

I don't remember the name.

Let me see that.

My Spy?

You're watching a
show about spies?

They're fictional,
it doesn't count.

Now give me back my tablet.

It took me an hour to
download that last episode

on the hotel's Wi-Fi.

[yelling] No!

No Wi-Fi! It's not included.

There's a hot spot
in the hotel lobby.

And there's a cheapskate
in the suite.

What are you doing
on your watch?

Checking in with
the Organization--

No! No, no, no, no.

Okay, no more spy stuff.

I am confiscating everything.

Hey, I'm a spy gadget. Confiscate me.
Please!

You know what? I
would, but it might

raise some suspicion when I
ask the front desk clerk

to put you in the hotel safe.

What is with her attitude?

Does she know how
much it costs to take

a family of five on vacation?

No, and neither do you.

[raucous laughter]

[mocking laughter] Put
your eyeball back in.

[growls]

Good afternoon and welcome to
the Finger Lakes Resort...

Ah, a Cooper.

Father send you down for more
complimentary pillow mints?

Look, could you please, please,

put all this stuff
in the hotel safe

and not give it back
until we check out?

Got it?

No, that seems
wildly complicated.

Could you explain it again?

Huh. Is it snark week
and nobody told me?

Look, I'm serious.

Under no circumstances can you
give this back to any of us

until we check out.

Got it.

Hey, can I just see
my tablet real quick?

I said under no circumstances!

Got to say, not a fan
of the entire family.

You know, my mom used to feed
my brother the same way.

Hi. I'm KC.

I'm Mrs. Vandervoort. Charmed.

And who is this little cutie?

This is Tallulah.

She's the love of my life.

But don't mention
that to my grandson.

I'll take it to my grave.

Baby girl.

Wow!

That is a lot of bling
on that collar.

May I just say bow-wow!

Her collar is one of a kind.

It cost more than
most people's cars,

but Tallulah's worth it.

Plus, I'm filthy rich.

Disgusting, dirty,
roll-in-the-mud

if-mud-were-money rich.

How'd you get so
stinkin', dirty rich?

Have you ever heard of a
girl group from the '60s

called Sherry and the Shabooms?

I'm one of the Shabooms.

No way. Which one?

The one that invested
her money wisely.

Sherry and the other
Shabooms are sha-broke.

Well, that's a sha-ame.

I have such fond
memories of that time.

But, you know, it wasn't easy.

Balancing being a teenager

and having a professional job...

Can you imagine?

No, no.

I would have no
idea what it's like

to lead a double life.

Well, I guess you wouldn't.

Unless you were a secret
agent or something.

[forced laughter]

Okay, you talk now.

[fire alarm blaring]

Looks like there's a fire.

Hey, I say we get in
the car and drive

as far away from
here as possible...

like all the way home.

[Man on P.A.]
Apologies, everyone.

It was a false alarm.

Repeat, a false alarm.

Looks like we can stay.

[weakly] Yay.

We should get a discount for
this kind of inconvenience.

Really? You wanna
pay less than free?

KC, honey, what are you doing?
Let's go back to bed.

- I was looking for Mrs. Vandervoort.
- Who?

She's this really nice older
woman I met this afternoon.

She's not in the lobby,
so I was just hoping

she was okay.

You hope she's okay?

Interesting, considering you
were halfway down the hall

before I even got out of bed.

Look, you guys go
ahead, all right?

Cooper.

Don't you have shifts?

Or a home?

Thrilled to see you, too.
What do you want?

I'm looking for Mrs.
Vandervoort.

I didn't see her in
the lobby just now.

Well, all the guests
are accounted for,

so I really don't know
what you want me to do.

Ah, you caught me.

I just wanted to have another
conversation with you

because of your
charming disposition.

Ha ha. Touch?.

Look, she's an older woman.

If you could just call up and
see if she's okay, please.

[exasperated sigh]

How do you spell her name?

Uh, Vandervoort.

I think it's
V-a-n-d-e-r-v-o-r-t.

- No guest by that name.
- Maybe it's two O's.

Still no. What's her first name?

Uh, Mrs.

We're done here.

You know,

for someone who's in the
hospitality industry,

you are not very hospitable.

[rings bell]

[machine beeping]

Would you stop that?

All right, who's
ready for lunch?

Remember, kids ten
and under eat free,

so you all just eat
off Judy's plate.

Craig, get a crowbar and
crack open that wallet.

You know what, guys,
I'm gonna skip lunch.

I need to find someone
in this hotel

who remembers Mrs. Vandervoort.

Are you still talkin'
about that lady?

Yeah, Mom. If you vanished,

you'd want me to help find you.

Vanished? I should be so lucky.

KC, maybe the old lady
just checked out.

Checked out? She
is not that old.

Hey!

- Hey. - Whoa. Sorry, dude.

Didn't I see you in the lobby
yesterday with a woman?

Uh, no, dude. I'm single.

But I love to mingle.

You can shut that
down right now.

You were sitting with her.

She's an older
woman, adorable dog.

I don't know what you're
talkin' about, brah.

Hey. Hey, you leave
my bra out of this.

Okay?

Okay, enough of this.

I'm not gonna spend
another second

thinking about Mrs...

Mrs. Vandervoort.

Hey, hey! Miss V., I just...

You are not Mrs. Vandervoort.

Well, if I'm not,

I've been using the
wrong toothbrush.

It's me.

Uh, you look a little different.

You mean younger?

It's my papaya-mango night mask.

Papaya don't think so.

Okay, if you're Mrs.
Vandervoort,

what did we talk
about yesterday?

Sorry, I don't remember.

Ha!

Because our conversation
wasn't very memorable.

You're just not
that interesting.

Dreadful bore, wasn't
she, Tallulah?

[growling]

Mystery solved.

- You're boring. - No!

That is not Mrs. Vandervoort.

Whose dog growls at them?

There is some kind of
conspiracy going on,

and it's up to us
to figure it out

and save Mrs. Vandervoort.

Craig, I'm begging you, buy
this girl a decent meal.

She's starting to hallucinate.

Well, look who's
going snorkeling.

I'm glad you're forgetting
about that old lady.

No, I will be looking
for clues underwater.

Are you suggesting
someone actually

threw that lady in the lake?

Well, I'm just saying,
there's a lady,

and there's a lake.

Connect the dots, people.

Where have you been?

Me and my Treasure
Trapper Junior

were searching
through the garbage.

You know what they say.

One man's trash...

Is another man's stink.

Joke's on you.

I found this cool dog collar.

Hey.

This belongs to Mrs.
Vandervoort's dog.

Except all the
jewels are missing.

Do you guys know
what this means?

Yeah.

If I get a Treasure
Trapper Senior,

with gem-detecting capabilities,

it means dollar
dollar bills, y'all.

No, it means Mrs. Vandervoort

is really in danger, y'all.

KC is right.

No self-respecting dog lover

would ever let their dog walk
around without his collar.

Back when your father and
I were first married,

we had a dog. Fluffy.

Once, after I washed her,

I forgot to put her
collar back on.

She got loose and...

and I never saw Fluffy again.

Baby, you can't blame yourself.

I don't. I blame you.

You were too cheap
to let me take her

to a professional groomer.

Wash her in the sink,
your father said.

Our dog weighed 75 pounds.

We have to find Mrs.
Vandervoort.

Yeah, but how we gonna do that?

Just pretend she's a discount.

You're always good
at finding those.

Okay, I have a plan to find Mrs.
Vandervoort.

Let's hope she has one of those
titanium hip replacements.

[machine beeping]

It's time to get our
spy stuff back.

Hey, Lloyd.

Um, I kinda need my
things back, please.

You mean the things you
told me to lock up.

Yes, those would be the things.

Here's the thing. I
locked up your things

because you asked me to
lock up your things.

I promised not to
give your things back

until you told me you
were checking out,

unless, ah, is this
your way of telling me

that you're checking out,
'cause that would be fantastic.

Not a problem. Bellhop!

- Bellhop. [rings bell] - Lloyd.

If you don't cut that out,

you will be ringing
that bell every time

you sit down. Are we clear?

As a bell.

Uh, let's see.

Vandervoort. Vandervoort.

Ah, found her.

Mrs. Margaret Mae Vandervoort.

Oh, she's loaded.

She gave $4.8 million

to the Long Island
Pet Rescue Society.

Click on that picture of her.

Wait a minute. Guys,
that is the woman

who claimed to be Mrs.
Vandervoort.

That's the hacky sack dude.

That's her daughter
and grandson,

Sarah and Gabriel Andrews.

Bingo. They're
staying in room 511.

- We need to get up there.
- Okay. Let's go.

[Kira] Sorry. Excuse us.

Judy?

It took you long
enough to figure out

what room she was in.

If you figured it out, why
didn't you tell anyone?

I would've, but I thought
you were on vacation.

There's no one in here.

But there was. Look over here.

Hm. Still warm. Must be tea.

Or dog pee.

Ah! I just put my
hand in dog pee!

- Yeah, you got a little on your nose.
- I do?

Well, now you do.

- Uh, guys. - Just
a second, Judy.

Look. There's a business card
for an estate planning lawyer.

Hey, there's a number for
a dog charity on here.

I bet she was gonna leave
her fortune to them.

- Uh, guys. - Just
a second, Judy.

- [scratching sound]
- Hear that?

Guys, it's Mrs.
Vandervoort's dog.

Where's Mrs. Vandervoort?

- Uh, guys. - Just
a second, Judy.

Look at the floor.

It's discolored.

There was a rug here.

And we just passed two
maintenance workers

with a large rug in the lobby.

Now are you ready for me?

Because those two
maintenance workers

just loaded that rug into a van,

and the rug was moving.

Oh, sure, now you tell us.

We need to follow that rug.

Gotcha!

Oh, no, you got me.

It's my first time
hot air ballooning,

but I'm pretty sure
you're doing it wrong.

- Thanks. - Come on. We
can borrow that one.

Okay, now how much is
this gonna cost me?

Craig, this is for work.
It's a tax deduction.

Now get in the basket.

Hey!

I'm sure they left me behind

because somebody
had to watch you.

[muffled yelling]

Where are you taking me?

Where you can't meet
with your lawyer

and leave your money
to your dogs.

Whoa, I thought we were just
gonna drop Grandma in the lake.

We are.

You were always
jealous of my dogs.

I just assumed it was because they
were better-looking than you.

[gasps]

And she wonders why we're
throwing her in the lake.

[KC] We're coming, Mrs.
Vandervoort.

Not very quickly,
but we're coming.

You'll never catch us.

Not at this pace, we won't.

Hold on. I got this.

Walk on me to get across.

Honey, be careful. Be careful.

Finally, something interesting
happened on this vacation.

Don't look down.

All right, you can shut
that down right now.

Can't you hit anything?

- That a girl! - Yes!

I knew you were a sweet girl,

but you really kick butt.

Let's hope she can fly.

Nice one, Mrs. V.

Thank you for saving
my life, dear.

Just one question.

Who the heck are you?!

Oh, uh, you know.

We're just your average
American family,

on a little vacation, you know,

from our humdrum normal lives.

Dad, get the memory spray.

You know what?

I think I need a vacation
from that vacation.

I know it wasn't as relaxing
as you thought it would be,

but I hope you had a
good time anyway, honey.

I did. It was... it was great.

We actually got to spend
time together as a family,

and that's all that
really matters.

- Yes. - [knocking on door]

What?

Coopers, we meet again.

Lloyd, what are you doing here?

You left something
behind at the hotel.

I'm pretty sure we
got all the bags.

He meant me.

What? Don't look at me.
Judy packed the car.

Rob, your name's on TV.

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