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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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I have your essays, and I
must say I was underwhelmed.
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(Thinking) Underwhelmed?
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Pshh! Can't be talking about me.
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I whupped that essay's behind!
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Okay, I got a... "B"?
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He gave me a "B"?
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Any good English teacher would
know that I deserve an "A".
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Unless... this guy's not a teacher at all.
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I bet he's an undercover agent
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sent here to get information on me.
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I bet that moustache isn't even real!
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That man is a spy!
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K.C., shh! What... No one can hear me.
I'm in my own head.
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(Bell rings)
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Mr. Enright, can I ask you a question?
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I'm sure you can, but may you?
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(Laughing)
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Just a little English teacher humor.
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Ask me anything, K.C.
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Glad you feel that way.
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Mr. Enright, if that's even your
real name, who do you work for?
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The Arlington Department of Education.
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Yeah, let's make this
easy on the both of us.
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Who is your contact?
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Unh!
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My union rep Harold?
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I know who you really are.
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And I also know that that moustache is
just as phony as the grade you gave me.
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(Ripping sound, Enright screams)
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K.C.: My bad.
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Woman singing:
Oh,
when danger comes to you
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You know I'll stand beside ya
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool
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I'll always find a way
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A way out of the fire
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But don't tell nobody
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Tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I want to tell you
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But I
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I keep it undercover
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Livin' my life on red alert
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Doin' my thing gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest
baby I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't gotta worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover
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I keep it undercover cover
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Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
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I can't believe it.
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I asked ten girls to the dance,
and all of them said no.
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Although a couple used
stronger words than that.
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Well, I think you're gonna need my help.
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Your dad used to be a playa
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from the Himalayas back in the day-a!
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All right, your opening line.
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Let's hear it. You see a pretty girl...
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and you say...
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Oh...
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Breathe. Oh, a little strut?
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Yeah, playa!
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(Clears throat) Did you know
the over-consumption of sodium
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is a contributing factor
of pediatric hypertension?
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You can't be serious.
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No, it's true. Studies prove it.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Okay, listen to me.
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Rule number one for getting
a date... compliments!
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Watch this. (Clears throat)
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Well, hello there.
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Are you an unpaid parking ticket?
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Because you have "fine"
written all over you.
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Oh, good grief!
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Ernie, just be yourself.
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That way, any girl who likes
you will like you for you.
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Now, let's get going.
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K.C. got in trouble at school.
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K.C. got in trouble at school?
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Must be "opposite day."
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Which means all the girls that said
no must have really meant yes.
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I have so many dates!
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Except a date with reality.
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So, Mr. Enright gives you a "B", and
all of a sudden, you think he's a spy?
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I know it sounds a little wacky, but
what do we really know about that guy?
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He's been teaching at
the school for 15 years.
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That's called "deep cover."
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You really believe that when you were a
baby, enemy agents planted a teacher
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at your future high school on the
off chance that you'd become a spy?
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That's how good they are.
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What the heck am I saying?
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What is going on with me?
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Honey, this happens to a lot of new spies.
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It's called spy paranoia.
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Also known as "spy-anoia."
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No one calls it that.
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It could catch on.
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Wait, so I'm just being paranoid?
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All new agents go through a phase
where they think everyone I a spy.
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We're trained to be alert
about everything and everyone.
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You just got carried away.
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With your spy-anoia.
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I know you're anoia-ing me.
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Heh, now who's making up words?
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Wait a minute.
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How do I know that I'm
really being paranoid?
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Maybe you guys aren't even my parents.
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Maybe you're just telling me I'm paranoid
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because you think that...
Oh, wow, how do I fix this?
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All: Ohm... Ohm...
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Ohm...
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You know what?
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I don't feel paranoid at all.
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(Groaning) Oh, good. I'm done.
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Whew! From now on, the only chakra
I'm interested in is Chakra Khan.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I was with my new girlfriend,
and we lost track of time.
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Pfft! (Laughing)
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Are you kidding?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Girlfriend?
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Okay, um, here's a little spy tip, okay?
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When you're coming up
with a good cover story,
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you probably want it to
be somewhat believable.
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Hi, everybody, I'm Jolie.
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And this is my sister K.C.
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Oh, Ernie's told me so much about you.
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So, how did you two kids meet?
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Oh, I just moved here.
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Today was my first day of school.
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I was so nervous, until I saw Ernie
and thought, boy, he's cute.
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I'd sure like to meet him.
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So I went over, and we started talking.
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Yeah, we made chitchat. As you do.
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And he started talking about the dangers
of sodium and pediatric hypertension.
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And I was all, like, "Wow, this guy's
not only gorgeous, he's smart, too."
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(Mouthing words)
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In other words, he won her
heart by being himself.
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Jolie's an "A" student, and at her old
school, she lettered in four sports.
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(Gasps) Ernie, stop it.
You're embarrassing me.
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I'm just glad you didn't mention
that I also train seeing-eye dogs,
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and I'm first chair on the bassoon.
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Well, sweetie, we better hit the
books if I'm gonna have enough time
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to help push that whale back
into the ocean before curfew.
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Ernie: Let's go. See ya.
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So nice meeting you guys.
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What a cute couple!
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I knew he had it in him.
I knew he had it in him!
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Really?
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What? What's wrong?
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Okay, you guys are messing with me, right?
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Come on! Jolie...
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She's just so whoo! Yeah! You know?
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And Ernie's just kinda...
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Not following.
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Okay, let me just spell
it out for you guys, okay?
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Jolie is smart, she's
beautiful, interesting.
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And Ernie...
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He's Ernie.
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Yeah, well, we Cooper men have a knack
for attracting beautiful women.
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I remember this one hot girl I dated...
And you married her.
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No, no, this one was...
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Yes, I married her! Yes, yes...
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Jolie is clearly an undercover spy
here to get information on us.
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You're being ridiculous, K.C.
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That girl could not scream spy more
if she stood on a street corner
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with a sandwich board that said "I'm a spy"
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written on both sides
while repeatedly screaming,
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"I'm a spy" at the top of her lungs!
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Sweetheart, remember what we talked about?
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Spy paranoia?
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Spy-anoia.
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It's not gonna catch on!
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Not with that attitude it won't!
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Honey, pull yourself together.
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You're right.
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I don't know what I was thinking.
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Yeah, do some of those.
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Ohm...
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Ohm...
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Ohm...
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Totally gonna expose that little spy.
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Ohm...
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I am finally the head of the
decorating committee for the dance,
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and what theme do they stick me with?
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The I-dees of March.
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What does that even mean?
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It means you have to stay
awake in history class.
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And it's the "Ides" of March, okay?
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It was the day that Caesar was stabbed.
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How do you dance to that?
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And more importantly,
how do you decorate that?
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So, the big dance is coming up.
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I'm going with my girlfriend.
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Have you met Jolie, my girlfriend?
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Yep, girlfriend.
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We get it. You have a... girlfriend.
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Well, we're dating.
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I don't want to tie myself down.
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Smart, cute, and funny.
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(Baby-talking) What other
secrets have you been keeping?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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Hey, K.C. Sorry I'm late.
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It was my fault.
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Oh, hey, Jolie.
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Aren't you just like a zit that won't quit!
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Just keep poppin' up.
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Oh, I'll have to take your word for it.
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I've never had a zit.
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Anyway, gotta go.
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Let me guess, you're gonna go
volunteer at the soup kitchen?
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Don't be silly. I do that on Wednesdays.
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Bye, ladies.
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I don't trust that girl, okay?
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Don't you find it a little odd
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that suddenly she's
buddy-buddy with my best buddy?
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To be fair, I am very likeable.
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That girl is a spy, okay?
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And she's here to get information
on me and my family.
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Why would she go to all of that trouble?
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Because that's what spies do.
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They gather intel so that
they can find your weakness.
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Or she's just your average, perfect,
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gorgeous, completely
flawless, all-American girl.
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Look, we need proof, okay?
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So your assignment is
to bring her to my house.
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Wait, so this is like... like a mission?
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What's my cover identity?
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Someone who brings her to my house.
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Can I do it in a Southern accent?
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No.
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(Southern accent) My,
my, it's hotter up here
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than two goats in a pepper patch.
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Wow! Cool hangout.
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Uh, thanks. Make yourself at home.
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(Beeps)
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Uh... (Nervous chuckle)
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Is this one of those cool massage
chairs that you find at the mall?
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Because, um, it's not very relaxing.
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(Powering down)
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K.C., this isn't right.
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Even in this harsh lighting,
her skin still looks flawless.
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Oh, thank you.
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My secret is I absolutely wear no makeup.
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Um, what exactly is going on here?
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I think we all know what's going on here.
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Um, actually, I'm still
a little bit confused.
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But I'm just going with it.
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Okay, we're just gonna
have a little chitchat.
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Who sent you here?
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Marisa invited me.
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Where were you trained? Tap dance or potty?
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You know what? If you're not gonna
talk, you leave us no choice.
256
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,343
(Marisa gasps)
257
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,912
(Beeping, whirring)
258
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,380
What is that thing?
259
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,649
Oh, it's just a little
device I like to call...
260
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,018
The Tickle Taser.
261
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,620
This will get you to talk.
262
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,989
(Electricity crackling)
263
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,358
(Laughing)
264
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,060
Who sent you here?
265
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,162
Why are you doing this?
266
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,930
Why are you suddenly friends with Marisa?
267
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,198
What? She's very likeable!
268
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,135
(Laughing)
269
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,469
What's going on in here?
270
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,038
Uh...
271
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,640
Nothing.
272
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:59,344
We were just doing a
little initiation ceremony.
273
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:03,615
We were actually welcoming Jolie
into our little circle of friends.
274
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:06,317
No wonder your circle is so little.
275
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,454
Ernie, please.
276
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,222
Your sister has been torturing me.
277
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,690
I'm not surprised.
278
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,193
She's been torturing me my whole life.
279
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,737
Why would you torture my girlfriend?
280
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:28,139
Ernie, come on.
281
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,642
"Torture" is such a strong word, okay?
282
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:35,280
I would prefer "tickling
the truth out of her."
283
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,349
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
284
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,084
I thought she was a spy.
285
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,119
Why would you think that?
286
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:46,724
Because she's smart, she's funny, and
she's super-pretty, and you're...
287
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,561
Not smart, not funny, not super-pretty?
288
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:52,463
Exactly. No, that's not what I...
289
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,400
Okay, let's just be honest, okay?
290
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:58,469
You have a 14-year dry spell.
291
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,608
And suddenly, out of nowhere,
292
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,678
Jennifer Lawrence Jr.
Magically drops into your lap
293
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,515
after some scintillating
conversation about sodium intake?
294
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:15,019
Okay, I get it.
295
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,189
Look, I know I'm not exactly the
best-looking guy in school...
296
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,091
or the most athletic.
297
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:23,595
And I know that a girl like
Jolie is way out of my league.
298
00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:26,164
But what really hurts is that my own sister
299
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,701
didn't believe that a girl like
that could like me for me.
300
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,636
Ernie.
301
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:35,273
I'm so, so sorry, okay? I feel horrible.
302
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,675
Good. Mission accomplished.
303
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:44,716
All right...
304
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:51,222
You know, I gotta say, you and Ernie
are absolutely terrific together.
305
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,660
And I'm really hoping that we can put
this little... incident behind us.
306
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,428
It's not gonna be that easy, K.C..
307
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:02,200
No worries. At my old school,
I was voted "best forgiver."
308
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:08,373
First I was mad about all the
attention, but then I forgave them.
309
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,442
Or maybe it will be that easy.
310
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,279
Hey, Ernie, wanna give me a hand?
311
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,215
You are the grill master around here.
312
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,516
What are you talking about?
313
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:22,220
The last time he used the grill, we
had to get the neighbors a new cat.
314
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,522
I'm just trying to make him
look good in front of his girl.
315
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,157
He doesn't need your help.
316
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,126
She likes him for him.
317
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,796
Just don't let him anywhere
near that propane tank.
318
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,866
Excuse me. The grill master's
gotta go do his thing.
319
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,367
(Chuckles)
320
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:40,138
So, uh, we're cool?
321
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,773
Everyone makes mistakes.
322
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:45,143
Look, I don't hold grudges, because
one day I'll make a mistake,
323
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,879
and then, I don't want it held against me.
324
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:49,847
Wow.
325
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:54,218
You really are perfect, aren't you?
326
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:58,289
Well, I'm too modest to say that,
but, um, I don't mind if you do.
327
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,659
(Gasps)
328
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,195
Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
329
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,130
(Speaking Russian) Kakoy
durak. Moya rubashka!
330
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,232
(Groans)
331
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:11,369
Uh, excuse me. What did you just say?
332
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,207
What? Oh, oh, nothing.
333
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,410
I-I was just clearing my throat.
334
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,346
(Coughing) Moya rubashka.
335
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,916
Oh... (Chuckles)
336
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:27,251
Okay.
337
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:34,225
(Thinking) Clearing her throat, my butt!
338
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,259
I know Russian when I hear it.
339
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,161
She must be a spy.
340
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,364
Ooh, I so want to do
my happy dance right now!
341
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,866
But first, I have to tell Mom and Dad.
342
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:45,536
Wait, I can't tell them, or
they'll think it's spy-anoia.
343
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,938
Hey... (Chuckles)
344
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,240
...it is catching on.
345
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,476
Okay, I have to get some proof.
346
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,911
And I know just how to do it.
347
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,319
(Blip)
348
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,689
Yes, the secret files are
hidden in my locker at school.
349
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,891
I'll be there in 30 minutes.
350
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,961
Of course no one will follow me.
351
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:15,233
Uh, hey, guys, I'm gonna just go to the
grocery store and get some lemonade.
352
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,968
But there's plenty right here.
353
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:20,405
Yeah, I'm kinda in the
mood for pink lemonade.
354
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:25,977
Oh, well, I guess it never
hurts to, uh, shake it up.
355
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,652
Where the heck are those secret files?
356
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,891
Looking for something?
357
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,827
Oh, K.C. You scared me.
358
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,897
I, uh, thought you were getting lemonade.
359
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:49,233
Yeah, and what exactly were you doing?
360
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,402
I, um...
361
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:55,873
had to get my... Spanish textbook.
362
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,242
Oh. From my locker?
363
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,946
And don't you mean your Russian textbook?
364
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,514
Wait, why would I need that?
365
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,916
I speak fluent Russian.
366
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,586
Oh...
367
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,622
So, now that you've been exposed,
368
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,424
what exactly was your assignment?
369
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,460
To get close to you and your family,
370
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,329
and gather information
about your weaknesses.
371
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,797
Yes! I knew it!
372
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:20,932
See, I had, like, this gut feeling, and...
373
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,500
Unh!
374
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,905
And now I got another gut feeling.
375
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,841
I'm gonna take you down.
376
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,342
Bring it.
377
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,513
(Both grunting, shouting)
378
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,417
Ooh, are those the new Laser Stud Earrings?
379
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:16,487
I've been asking for those for months.
380
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,523
Yes, my handler got me
them for my birthday.
381
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,324
Oh, when's your birthday? Last week.
382
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,659
Oh, happy birthday. Thank you.
383
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,598
I'm gonna get ya!
384
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,507
(Both shouting)
385
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:20,785
Well, I thought this would go on longer,
but I guess it's time to end this.
386
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,853
(Spray hissing)
387
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:26,924
Okay... (Grunting)
388
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,061
I don't think so.
389
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,630
Because you're not the
only one with cool jewelry.
390
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,542
K.C., what happened here?
391
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,845
You ruined all of my hard work.
392
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,147
Okay, your hard work.
393
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,584
Marisa, I was right, okay?
394
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,052
Jolie, she was a spy.
395
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:58,189
I cannot wait to tell Ernie
that she never even liked him,
396
00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:00,057
and she was using him the entire time.
397
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:04,862
Hey, to soften the blow, why don't
you throw him into a cactus first?
398
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:09,066
Or, better yet, release a
honey badger on his face.
399
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:12,770
Yeah, I, uh, see your point.
400
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,605
You know what? New plan, Red.
401
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,008
You're going back undercover
for one final mission.
402
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:28,052
I'm sorry I had to end it this way.
403
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:30,087
You're such a great guy.
404
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,689
I know.
405
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,594
We'll always have Monday.
406
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,629
And most of Tuesday.
407
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,865
(Knock on door)
408
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:51,042
Oh, hi... Daddy.
409
00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:59,050
So, uh, where's Jolie going?
410
00:21:59,052 --> 00:22:00,985
You're not gonna believe this.
411
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,154
Jolie just got the call from NASA.
412
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,156
She's gonna be the first teen in space.
413
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,892
There's nothing that girl can't do.
414
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,827
Except come up with a believable story.
415
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:11,996
Excuse me? Oh, nothing.
416
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:16,233
Uh, I was just saying I know how
much you guys liked each other.
417
00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,768
You good?
418
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,037
I will be, I guess.
419
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:23,040
By the way, I owe you a big apology.
420
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,041
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
421
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:28,045
I just... I guess I didn't realize
that my dorky little brother
422
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,948
was turning out to be a pretty cool guy.
423
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,219
We're good.
424
00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:38,689
Hey, are those new earrings?
425
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,725
Oh.
426
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:43,227
Just a little something I picked up.
427
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,166
Woman: Rob, your name's on TV!
428
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,568
(Boing)
429
00:22:50,618 --> 00:22:55,168
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