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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:07,539 Ta-da! 3 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:09,341 Wow, what is this for? 4 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,943 Do I need a reason to give you a gift? 5 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:21,220 You know me better than anyone in the whole entire world. 6 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:23,188 So why would you get me pom-poms? 7 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:27,793 You're right. Dumb idea. 8 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:30,963 Unless... here's a thought just off the top of my head. 9 00:00:30,965 --> 00:00:33,632 What if you and I tried out for, hmm, I don't know, 10 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:36,935 the cheerleading squad on Saturday in the south gymnasium at 1:15? 11 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,337 Approximately. 12 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:42,274 Try out for cheerleading, huh? 13 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,976 Give me an N, give me an O... 14 00:00:43,978 --> 00:00:46,612 Do you see where I'm going with this? 15 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:50,215 Are you spelling "no thing can keep me from trying out 16 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:53,986 on Saturday in the south gymnasium with my best friend Marisa"? 17 00:00:53,988 --> 00:00:57,289 All right, fine. Think it over. No pressure. 18 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:06,965 (Knocking on door) 19 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:09,935 Now what does Marisa want? 20 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:14,940 Hi, Judy. Can you come out to play? 21 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:20,279 No, I'm not available today, or tomorrow or next year. 22 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:21,747 Check back in 1,000 years. 23 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:24,616 I'll still be here. Will you? 24 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:29,288 Why did you just do that? 25 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:32,758 I'm not playing with that eight-year-old bag of flesh. 26 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:37,262 As a 16-year-old bag of flesh, I find that a tad offensive. 27 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:42,267 Look, I know you're a robot, but you need to start acting like a kid. 28 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,703 Or at least not a crusty old sailor. 29 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:48,974 Sometimes, when you wanna keep friends, you need to do what they want to do. 30 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:53,545 Oh, I guess that explains why you're cheerleading with Marisa. 31 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,349 Oh, I hate it when you're right. 32 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,652 You'll get used to it. 33 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:06,592 Oh, when danger comes for you 34 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:09,528 You know I'll stand beside you 35 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:13,465 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool 36 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:17,703 I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire 37 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:21,707 Don't tell nobody, tell nobody 38 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,542 I'm not perfect 39 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:27,546 So many things I wanna tell you 40 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:31,550 But I, I, I, I keep it undercover 41 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,552 Livin' my life, no way to learn 42 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,687 Doin' my thing, gonna make it work 43 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:38,056 Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless 44 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:40,092 But I always got your back 45 00:02:40,094 --> 00:02:41,994 Nobody can do it like I can 46 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:44,363 I gotta find out who I am 47 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:46,932 Ain't got to worry about me 48 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,600 It's all part of the plan 49 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,836 I keep it undercover. 50 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,004 I keep it undercover. 51 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:00,712 Honey, you almost done with that new employee paperwork for the organization? 52 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:04,983 Yeah, you'd think a professional spy organization would know my phone number. 53 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,519 Lookin' good. 54 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,021 Lookin' good. 55 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,056 Lookin'... Hmm. 56 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,392 Hmm? What hmm? 57 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:16,395 Oh, nothing, just a little thing I noticed. 58 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,997 That "in case of emergency contact," you spelled my name wrong. 59 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,500 You put K-i-r-a Cooper, when I believe 60 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,570 the correct spelling is C-r-a-i-g Cooper. 61 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:28,574 Dad, are you actually upset that I picked Mom over you? 62 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:30,943 Oh, please. I could care less. 63 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:34,880 Technically, you could care less, 'cause you seem to be caring a lot. 64 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,949 Don't you be silly. 65 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:39,084 You go on and have a great day, 66 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:43,155 and enjoy that lunch I spent an hour making... that your mom didn't. 67 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,926 Craig, you got a little something on your... 68 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:50,796 Oh, never mind. It's just jealousy. 69 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,598 Excuse me. 70 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,966 Get real, honey. 71 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:55,968 You treat Ernie like a second-class citizen, 72 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:59,571 but the moment you're chosen second, you fall apart like a cheap watch. 73 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,740 Oh, hey. 74 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,443 That was five anniversaries ago, and I said I'm sorry. 75 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,778 The dude said it was real. 76 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:09,081 Look, I ain't got time to be discussing all of this. 77 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,723 I gotta go make things right with my boy. 78 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,824 Oh, K.C., you showed up. 79 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:20,959 Of course I did. I'm so psyched to be here. 80 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:23,128 I cannot wait for these obnoxious mean girls 81 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,997 to tell me I'm not pretty enough, peppy enough, 82 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:27,766 or good enough to be on their squad. 83 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,601 I'm suddenly getting the feeling 84 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:33,071 that you're just doing this to please me, and that pleases me. 85 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:37,509 Get ready for the mean girl banquet, 86 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:40,445 and I have a feeling we are the main course. 87 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,948 Welcome! Way to be here. 88 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,450 That shows a ton of confidence, 89 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:49,821 and that's the number one thing a spirit ambassador needs. 90 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:53,625 Our job is to help empower our team, but not just our team. 91 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,961 Everyone in the entire school. 92 00:04:55,963 --> 00:05:00,532 Heck, if we can, let's make this world a better place to live in 93 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,868 while we're at it. Who's with me? 94 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:06,505 (Cheering) 95 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:09,608 You see? Pure evil. 96 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:31,196 Hey there, how's my pride and joy? 97 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:34,032 I don't know. She stayed after school to practice cheerleading. 98 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,601 No, I'm talking about my favorite son. 99 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,136 I'm your only son. 100 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,772 Oh, don't get bogged down in the details. 101 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:43,542 I just wanna spend a little quality time with you. 102 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,177 So what you think? Football? 103 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,012 Basketball? Baseball! 104 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,182 I don't do well with objects that fly through the air. 105 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:52,250 They have a funny way of finding my head. 106 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:56,888 That's because I don't take you to the batting cages enough. 107 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,824 Baseball, it is. High five. 108 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:03,295 Yeah, we gonna work on that. 109 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,966 I love checkers, don't you? 110 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:13,071 Sure. Who doesn't love an exercise in elementary strategy? 111 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:15,073 Vapid simpleton. 112 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,642 Good game! 113 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:19,745 But we didn't finish. 114 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:24,950 I calculated the rest of the moves in my head, ran the odds, and you win. 115 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:28,987 But you never even jumped me. 116 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:31,256 All right, have it your way. 117 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:33,191 (Screams) 118 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,062 Are you happy now? 119 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:44,870 Blades, buckets, candlesticks. 120 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:48,607 Blades, buckets, candlesticks. 121 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:52,778 Hey, Marisa, I think I dropped my candlestick on the ground. 122 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,980 Would you do me a favor, pick it up and hit me over the head with it? 123 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:58,083 You guys are doing great! 124 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,652 Now, let's take a quick break. 125 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:05,824 But if we take a break, who's gonna make the world a better place? 126 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:10,061 Are you sure you're gonna have time for cheerleading, 127 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,864 what with being the leader of the sarcasm squad? 128 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,200 Look, Marisa, I'm sorry, okay? 129 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,302 I just... I don't get this. 130 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:19,171 What's there not to get, because I thought 131 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:20,906 this could be something we could do together. 132 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:23,041 What do you mean? We are always together. 133 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,342 Are we, K.C.? 134 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:28,680 When was the last time we had a hot dog-less hot dog? 135 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,115 On a stick? 136 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:35,821 It just seems like lately, I never see you because you're always busy doing... 137 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:38,056 I don't know what, 'cause you won't tell me. 138 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,659 Marisa, that is not always true. 139 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:43,895 Really? You didn't show up to Becky's party last weekend like you said you would. 140 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:46,097 You didn't come to the movies with everyone on Sunday afternoon, 141 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:48,233 like you said you would. 142 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:51,203 And you didn't come to the library the other night to help me study, 143 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:52,337 like you said you would. 144 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:56,875 So I just thought if we did this cheerleading thing, 145 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,810 we'd at least get to spend some time together. 146 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:03,081 Marisa, I am so sorry, okay? 147 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,684 I had no idea that you felt this way. 148 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,253 It's just that I have been so busy with... 149 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:12,290 You know what? 150 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,359 It doesn't even matter what I've been busy with, 151 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:17,829 because your friendship is the most important thing to me, 152 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,098 and I'm going to make it up to you, okay? 153 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,067 Starting right now. 154 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:25,170 All right. Go, team! 155 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,208 Starting right now. 156 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,985 You can do this, K.C. Okay. 157 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,152 Blades, buckets, candlesticks. 158 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,922 Blades, buckets, candlesticks. 159 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,991 Oh, hey, Mom. 160 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:48,059 Whose mom? My mom. 161 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:51,196 You da bomb. Go, Mom! 162 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:58,003 Actually, when it comes to disabling bombs, I am the bomb. 163 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,105 What's up with the pom-poms? 164 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,040 I'm trying out for the cheerleading squad. 165 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,975 That doesn't sound like you. 166 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,076 Doin' it for Marisa. 167 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,444 Now that sounds like you. 168 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,179 K.C. 169 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:11,216 Being a cheerleader is a huge time commitment, 170 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,920 and I don't know if you should be juggling so many things. 171 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:17,022 Remember that street performer we saw? 172 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:20,091 Never should've added that fourth chainsaw. 173 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:26,197 Look, I know it's a lot, but it seems like ever since I started being a spy, 174 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,166 I always have to... 175 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,936 I never have time to just... 176 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:35,040 She's my best friend, and I really don't wanna lose her. 177 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,175 Come here. 178 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,744 I get it, sweetheart. 179 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,846 It's not easy. 180 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:44,349 And here's the bad news. 181 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,885 It doesn't get any easier. 182 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,387 What kind of pep talk was that? 183 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:55,293 I'm assuming you were never a cheerleader. 184 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,330 K.C., I love you. 185 00:09:58,332 --> 00:10:03,101 And I don't want you being a spy to get in the way of you being a kid. 186 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:07,172 So... if you're feeling like it's too much... 187 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:10,408 No, no. I can handle it all, and I know that I can. 188 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:15,814 Well, if you think you can, then I think you can, too. 189 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:21,353 And, as far as me never being a cheerleader... 190 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:25,824 Blades, buckets, candlesticks, whoo! 191 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,027 Wow, Mom. 192 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,062 That's right. I still got it. 193 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,897 But I think I broke it. 194 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,368 Help me. Easy. 195 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,379 Think fast. 196 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,049 I'm sorry. 197 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:54,219 But it's like your head has its own gravitational pull. 198 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:57,389 I'm starting to think football may not be my game. 199 00:10:57,391 --> 00:11:00,325 In fact, I'm starting to think games may not be my game. 200 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:03,628 Oh, that's because I haven't taken you out to play basketball yet. 201 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:07,132 We're gonna go down to the park, and we're gonna shoot some hoops. 202 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,000 - Yay! - Yay! 203 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,269 Aw, isn't this great? 204 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,538 Just you and me. Aren't I a great dad? 205 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,206 Before you answer that, have you noticed 206 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,909 I've hardly spent any time with K.C. this week? 207 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,979 Yeah. That's right. 208 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,090 (Phone ringing) 209 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,592 Oh, hey, Mateo. 210 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,995 Sorry I didn't come over. 211 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:40,098 But my dad forced me to hang out with him. Again. 212 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:44,903 Every day this week, it seems like he's throwin' some new object at my head. 213 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,571 I know, but it's been horrible. 214 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:50,041 I think I liked it better when he just left me alone. 215 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,984 Marisa, I think I got it. 216 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,653 This modified basket toss double back 217 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:04,222 is going to guarantee us a spot on the squad. 218 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,657 Or in the hospital. 219 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,158 This is too hard. 220 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:13,898 Ever since I've started practicing, it's like my skin has been... crying. 221 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,567 It's called sweat. 222 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,402 It's called gross. 223 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,205 No, no. Marisa, remember, it's fun. 224 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,542 I got spirit, yes, I do. 225 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,412 I got spirit, how about you? 226 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:32,350 I've got back pain and a creepy feeling I'm growing muscles. 227 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,085 I quit. 228 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,920 No. No, Marisa, you cannot quit. 229 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,555 Okay? We need this. 230 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:41,659 This is our thing, and we need a thing, because if we don't have a thing, 231 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:44,129 then we have nothing. Nothing. 232 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,231 Nothing. 233 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,366 Okay, fine. Fine. I'm on board. 234 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:51,936 But could you let go of my arms, 'cause I'm starting to feel nothing. 235 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,305 Nothing, nothing. 236 00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,344 Kids. 237 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,313 Rough day, Agent Craig? 238 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,150 Judy, you know you can call me Dad, right? 239 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,719 Okay. Rough day, Agent Dad? 240 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:10,054 Yeah. 241 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,556 It's Ernie. 242 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:14,225 We played basketball, baseball and football. 243 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,961 All the things I used to love to do with my dad. 244 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,097 But Ernie hated every minute of it. 245 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:23,234 Well, from what I've learned about human interpersonal relationships, 246 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:27,539 sometimes you have to do what the other person wants to do. 247 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:31,476 Even if it makes you wanna pull the circuits right out of your face. 248 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:36,581 Anyway, what does Ernie like to do? 249 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,184 Well, he's always, uh... 250 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:43,388 Well, I know he really likes to... 251 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,758 I think I saw him one time do... 252 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,526 Man. 253 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,062 I really do need to bond with this kid. 254 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,534 I'm having trouble bonding with a little eight-year-old. 255 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,070 Thanks for asking, Dad. 256 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,778 All right? 257 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,246 Yeah. 258 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,347 (Both laughing) 259 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,683 Okay. Now my turn. 260 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,785 - Come on. - Rub-a-dub-dub. 261 00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:16,321 (Phone ringing) 262 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,156 Hello. 263 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,791 Now? 264 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,559 I understand. 265 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,295 - We're on it. - Oy! 266 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,231 K.C., Ernie, Judy. 267 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,366 We have a last-minute mission at the airport. 268 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,435 Load the van now. 269 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,472 K.C., come on, let's go. 270 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,641 Mom, today is the cheerleading try-outs. 271 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,610 I cannot bail on Marisa. 272 00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:41,212 The most important part of the modified basket toss double back 273 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,048 is kinda the double part. 274 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,518 Honey, I told you, it doesn't get any easier. 275 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,521 These are the tough choices we have to make as spies. 276 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:54,158 But if I don't show up for Marisa, it could ruin our friendship. 277 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:58,196 And if I don't go with you guys on the mission, something bad could happen. 278 00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,797 Mom, can't you just tell me what to do? 279 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,532 I can't, sweetie. 280 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,569 I'll support you whatever you decide. 281 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,638 This is your decision to make. 282 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:10,308 Really? You've been telling me what to do for 16 years, 283 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,177 and the one time I really need it, you got nothin'? 284 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,236 Okay, I have a visual on you guys. 285 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,271 Can everyone hear me? Ah-choo! 286 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,240 (All) Bless you. 287 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,374 I guess everyone can hear me. 288 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:47,478 Our mission is to stop enemy agents from retrieving a piece of luggage 289 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,147 in the international cargo hold. 290 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:53,251 Inside is a flash drive with the location of our European safe houses. 291 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,420 If that drive gets into the wrong hands, 292 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,121 the safety of all our international spies 293 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,857 - is at risk. - I'll stall the targets. 294 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,859 And I'll slip a tracking device in their pocket. 295 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:07,832 Judy and I will slip into the cargo room and retrieve the bag. 296 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,534 Glad you're here, honey. 297 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,370 Thanks, Mom. I'm glad you're here, too. 298 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,740 Uh, I was never not gonna come. 299 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,345 I have a visual on the targets. 300 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,914 It's time to bake the biscuits. 301 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,216 What does that even mean? 302 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,684 I'm trying to come up with a catchphrase. 303 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:30,555 The guy in the van always has a catchphrase. 304 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,557 Well, catch a new phrase. 305 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,803 Dad, the targets are behind you. 306 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,438 You know what to do. 307 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,941 Ah! 308 00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:56,814 Oh. (Blows note) 309 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,950 Never travel without one. 310 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,251 Come on. 311 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,222 Where's the fire? 312 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,490 (Beeping) 313 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,694 Little help with my shoe. 314 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:14,766 Sorry about the socks, but my hammer toe cannot be contained. 315 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:17,869 Oh, I am so clumsy today. 316 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,293 I hope I get over it before I fly my plane. 317 00:17:20,324 --> 00:17:21,339 (Forced laugh) 318 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,442 Come on. Let's just get in another line. 319 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,546 They're on the move. 320 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,248 Go to the tracking device. 321 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,888 K.C., the targets are heading your way. 322 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,590 The biscuits are burning, the biscuits are burning! 323 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:43,294 Enough with the catchphrases. 324 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,264 Okay, we're in. Switch the Judy cam. 325 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,972 (Cell phone ringing) 326 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,943 Hey, Marisa. 327 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,745 Look, I'm really sorry. 328 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,580 Where are you? It's try-outs. 329 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,015 I know. 330 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:07,752 I forgot to call, and I'm really sorry, but I cannot make it. 331 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,487 You can't make it?! 332 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,955 You're bailing on me again? 333 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,825 Hey, hey. The good news is, 334 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,694 you didn't even want to be there, so you can just leave. 335 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,930 Oh, just leave. 336 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,765 Just leave, she says. 337 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,934 Well, it's not that simple, K.C., 338 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,603 and if you bothered to show up, you would know why. 339 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,007 Uh, excuse me. 340 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:33,811 Hi. How much longer is this gonna take? 341 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:37,281 So after we're done, if it's okay with you, 342 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,051 I was thinking maybe we could play one of those video games you like. 343 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,653 I guess we could, if you're sure you want to. 344 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,056 Well, I want to, if you want me to. 345 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,425 I want you to if you want me to want you to. 346 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,027 - Well, I want to... - Oh, good grief. 347 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:54,065 Ernie, your dad wants to spend more time with you. 348 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:57,535 Craig, your son wants to spend more time with you. 349 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,370 But you don't like to do the same things, 350 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,572 and you're making each other miserable. 351 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,474 Not to mention me. 352 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:09,013 So why don't you make spying your way of hanging out and bonding? 353 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:12,383 Oh, good. Because next step was bowling. 354 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,585 I don't think my head could survive that. 355 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:22,426 Aw, such a touching moment. 356 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:25,663 Now can we get back to our mission? 357 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,033 (Judy) Got it! 358 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,868 Green one on the upper level. 359 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,704 The targets are almost upon you. 360 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,072 You're running out of time. 361 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,941 Repeat, running out of time. 362 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:40,378 You know what? 363 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,880 I think this calls for a modified basket toss double back. 364 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,550 Quit bumping your gums and get up there! 365 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,451 I plan on it. 366 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:50,087 All right, cup your hands. 367 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,433 Don't even think about it. 368 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,037 Bucket, candlesticks, blades. 369 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:09,907 That's right. 370 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,109 Your biscuits just got burned. 371 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,480 Hey, it is a good catchphrase. 372 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:30,528 Hey. How's it goin'? 373 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,164 What's goin' on? 374 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,468 Whassup? 375 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,572 You're still mad at me. 376 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:46,844 Um, well, if you are, I don't blame you, and I'm really, really sorry. 377 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,548 Will I at least be seeing you at lunch? 378 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,016 I don't know. 379 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:55,052 Maybe you will, maybe you won't. 380 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,555 Maybe you'll be sitting there patiently waiting for me, 381 00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:01,058 and I'll just decide not to show up with no explanation whatsoever, 382 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,528 leaving you all alone to wonder what kind of a best friend I really am. 383 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,531 Hey, we're talkin' again. 384 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,205 Marisa, I, um... 385 00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:17,341 I got you an apology gift. 386 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,047 Would you at least open it, please? 387 00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:32,757 Oh, you know me better than anyone in the whole wide world, 388 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,058 so why would you get me a book? 389 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,962 It's a book full of friendship coupons. 390 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,230 Hmm. 391 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:42,600 Look. 392 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:47,038 This one is for if you're ever in trouble, 393 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,540 I will do whatever I have to to get you out of it. 394 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:54,545 And this one is for if you're ever sad, 395 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:58,616 I'll be there to hold your hand for as long as you need me to. 396 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:04,155 And this one is the "just 'cause" hug. 397 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:08,225 Because sometimes, you need a hug, just 'cause. 398 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:20,104 And, um... if you read the fine print, it kinda says... 399 00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:25,743 "These coupons never expire. 400 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:29,780 They're good for a lifetime of friendship." 401 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,983 Oh, I think I need one of those "just 'cause" hugs right now. 402 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,518 May I see a coupon? 403 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,153 Come here. 404 00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:42,927 (Girls laughing) 405 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,930 Judy's new friend will make her cover much more believable. 406 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:49,800 I gotta say, honey, great job in getting her to play like an eight-year-old. 407 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,736 Hey, that's what big sisters are for. 408 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:55,172 - (Zapping noises) - Ow, ow! 409 00:22:57,008 --> 00:22:59,610 Uh, Judy, what's goin' on out there? 410 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,612 Playing hopscotch with Quinn. 411 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:07,284 I thought I'd make the game a little more interesting by adding some lasers. 412 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:12,089 You comfort the kid, I'll get the first-aid kit. 413 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:15,226 How about I get the kit and you figure out what to tell the mom? 414 00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:19,597 Rob, your name's on TV. 415 00:23:19,647 --> 00:23:24,197 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31492

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