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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,094 --> 00:00:03,257 Is a six month anniversary even a thing? 2 00:00:03,328 --> 00:00:04,837 Why are you getting Ben any gift at all? 3 00:00:04,898 --> 00:00:06,656 Look, I don't know how relationships work 4 00:00:06,718 --> 00:00:08,776 in the creature world, but I'm just trying to figure out 5 00:00:08,838 --> 00:00:10,869 what a real human person would do in this situation. 6 00:00:10,954 --> 00:00:12,604 Never made it to six months with anyone. 7 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:14,534 That's not true. You've been with Svetlana 8 00:00:14,596 --> 00:00:17,592 - for over six months. - I don't think my waxer counts. 9 00:00:17,644 --> 00:00:19,631 Which reminds me, I need to find a new one. 10 00:00:19,732 --> 00:00:21,553 Svetlana's been taking some creative liberties 11 00:00:21,578 --> 00:00:22,564 I'm not loving. 12 00:00:22,599 --> 00:00:24,445 - I don't know, stripes are slimming. - [Sighs] 13 00:00:24,508 --> 00:00:26,674 Ben's planned a nice dinner and a carriage ride, 14 00:00:26,726 --> 00:00:28,510 which is kind of cheesy, but whatever. 15 00:00:28,545 --> 00:00:30,061 I can't show up empty-handed. 16 00:00:30,147 --> 00:00:31,780 Sure, but if you show up with something too fancy, 17 00:00:31,848 --> 00:00:33,548 you're gonna make him feel bad. 18 00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:35,333 Well, what about coasters? 19 00:00:35,419 --> 00:00:37,352 But nice coasters, not like the ones he has currently, 20 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:39,871 which are just old "WrestleMania" DVDs. 21 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:41,923 Yeah. Coasters should work. 22 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,942 No need to make a big deal here. 23 00:00:44,027 --> 00:00:47,362 Kids? Alice? 24 00:00:47,431 --> 00:00:51,061 Mrs. Lopez, who even though your key is only for emergencies, 25 00:00:51,131 --> 00:00:52,975 I know you sometimes sneak over to use our bathroom 26 00:00:53,046 --> 00:00:54,552 'cause you like our T.P.? 27 00:00:57,574 --> 00:00:59,774 Dad, I need a sock to build a sock puppet. 28 00:00:59,843 --> 00:01:03,361 Spoiler alert... You're getting a sock puppet for Father's Day. 29 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,805 Did this get made into a movie? 30 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:15,390 Andy: Dad! 31 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:17,325 In here. 32 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:18,660 Do we have any oatmeal? 33 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,211 I need to use the container 34 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:21,529 to make a pinhole camera for art. 35 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:24,899 Uh, yeah. Here you go, bud. 36 00:01:24,968 --> 00:01:26,885 - Thanks. - Sure. 37 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,736 Everyone's home, Mrs. Lopez. 38 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,656 I've got this all figured out. 39 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,358 - No, you don't. - No, I don't. 40 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,743 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 41 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:54,779 Mary: Six months ago, this typical domestic morning 42 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:57,031 would have sent Alice screaming out of here, 43 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,534 but now, thanks to me, her furry sounding board, 44 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,536 she's handling it like a boss. 45 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:05,039 Boyfriend, kids, family, none of it phases her anymore. 46 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:06,791 She's even drinking drip coffee, 47 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,710 like a real domestic lady. 48 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,012 Yep, she and I make a great team. 49 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:13,431 Has anyone seen my... 50 00:02:13,517 --> 00:02:14,599 iPad? 51 00:02:14,684 --> 00:02:15,884 Thanks, Alice. 52 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:18,186 Ooh. What's the 4-1-1 on this sweet piece? 53 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,188 Oh. It's just an old jacket of mine. 54 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,607 - Can I give it away for the clothing drive? - Sure. 55 00:02:22,692 --> 00:02:25,059 - Uh, I saw it first. - Uh, she gave it to me, 56 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,728 so I could give it to others. 57 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,229 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this fight 58 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,948 all in the name of charity? 59 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:32,400 Our classes are neck and neck for the annual clothing drive. 60 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,068 The class that donates the most 61 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,453 gets to miss school and have a dance party. 62 00:02:35,539 --> 00:02:36,738 Andy: It's at a real club 63 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,206 with a real deejay, though it's not during 64 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,625 the real club hours. It's 6:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. 65 00:02:40,710 --> 00:02:42,327 And every item counts. 66 00:02:43,213 --> 00:02:44,996 - Hey, give it back. - Never. 67 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:47,534 There's the dummy who makes her the happiest she's ever been. 68 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,250 Happy anniversary, sweetie. 69 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,252 Oh, you remembered. 70 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,221 Yep. It's how I roll. 71 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,139 Six months is a long time. 72 00:02:55,225 --> 00:02:57,842 Some bugs live their whole lives in just one day. 73 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,177 Ben: Thought the death thing was a phase, 74 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,762 but it might just be who she is. 75 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,730 Anyway, I'm gonna go for a run 76 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,649 to keep this dad bod tight. 77 00:03:04,734 --> 00:03:08,069 Unless one of you wants to say, "You don't have to do that. 78 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:09,604 You're in great shape." No? Nothing? 79 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,773 Crickets? Okay. 80 00:03:13,743 --> 00:03:15,026 Hey, where's your other shoe? 81 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,278 I couldn't find it, but I like it better this way. 82 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,998 Okay. You stand on one foot and I'll go find the other shoe. 83 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:21,916 Neither of us knew it at the time, 84 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,118 but the events of the next 24 hours 85 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,037 were going to change everything. 86 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,875 [Gasps] 87 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,877 You got to open that. 88 00:03:35,765 --> 00:03:37,682 - [Both gasp] - Holy [bleep]. 89 00:03:37,767 --> 00:03:39,384 - Is that a... - Yep. 90 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,052 - So Ben's gonna... - Yep. 91 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:43,021 - Six month anniversary. - One more "yep." 92 00:03:43,106 --> 00:03:46,140 I mean, I'm not good with jewelry, but that is a 2 1/2 carat, 93 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,776 white gold cushion-cut diamond engagement ring. 94 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,411 - Okay. Deep breath. - [Breathing heavily] 95 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:51,696 Close the box. 96 00:03:51,781 --> 00:03:54,032 Put back the shoe. Take Bunny to school. Go home. 97 00:03:54,117 --> 00:03:56,317 Drink. Think. Drink. This is crazy, right? 98 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:59,037 I don't know. Is it? 99 00:03:59,122 --> 00:04:02,790 And that's when I realized no matter how close 100 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,843 I was to Alice, if she and Ben got engaged, 101 00:04:05,929 --> 00:04:07,812 maybe she wouldn't need me anymore, 102 00:04:07,897 --> 00:04:11,299 and I would just go away. 103 00:04:14,604 --> 00:04:16,087 No one's home, nerd. 104 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,805 What's up, little sis? Want to see something 105 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:20,525 that's gonna crush your dreams and destroy your spirits? 106 00:04:20,610 --> 00:04:23,011 - Um... - Boom! Shakalaka. 107 00:04:23,046 --> 00:04:24,545 Oh, man. [Clicks tongue] 108 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,165 All I have is this one old cardigan... 109 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:30,301 that I couldn't fit into these five bags right here. 110 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:32,603 What? How are you donating so much stuff? 111 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,522 Because I care, Andy. 112 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,290 I actually care... 113 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:38,259 about winning the dance party. 114 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,777 Flannel, flannel, flannel. Who gave you these? 115 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,046 Aunt Jean and her roommate? 116 00:04:42,132 --> 00:04:43,581 I raided Dad's closet. 117 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:45,410 He has a million of them. He'll never notice. 118 00:04:45,465 --> 00:04:46,784 Oh, that's interesting. 119 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,286 Well, uh, I got to go 120 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:51,172 and, uh, run an errand. 121 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,107 [Gasps] You mean steal Dad's shirts. 122 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,292 - Uh, diversion. - [Grunts] 123 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:06,087 He hasn't been on a bicycle since Lance got framed. 124 00:05:06,122 --> 00:05:08,856 Framed? He confessed on national television. 125 00:05:10,326 --> 00:05:11,492 He was a patsy. 126 00:05:22,595 --> 00:05:24,697 Alice: Oh, I can't believe Ben is going to propose. 127 00:05:24,777 --> 00:05:27,358 - Is that what you want? - Yes... and no. 128 00:05:27,444 --> 00:05:29,861 I hadn't thought about it till now. It's only been six months. 129 00:05:29,946 --> 00:05:31,946 Exactly. Six months seems so soon. 130 00:05:31,981 --> 00:05:33,798 We've never even seen this guy in warm weather. 131 00:05:33,883 --> 00:05:35,933 Does he wear jean shorts? Tank tops? Umbros? 132 00:05:36,019 --> 00:05:37,985 I mean, who is summer Ben? 133 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:39,287 Marriage is a big commitment. 134 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,255 Maybe we should make a list of cons and pros. 135 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:43,224 You mean pros and cons? 136 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,827 Or cons and cons. Let's see how the list shapes up. 137 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:48,346 Maybe the whole reason I never wanted to get married 138 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,964 was because I had never found the right guy, 139 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:52,333 and Ben's the right guy. 140 00:05:52,368 --> 00:05:54,118 I mean, he's no John C. Reilly 141 00:05:54,204 --> 00:05:55,937 [whimpers] but here's another con. 142 00:05:55,972 --> 00:05:58,740 100% of marriages don't work out. 143 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,792 - Where'd you get that statistic? - From the only marriages I know... 144 00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:02,143 your parents' and Ben's. 145 00:06:02,178 --> 00:06:04,445 Those are good examples of horrible marriages. 146 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:07,298 And the idea of a marriage ending like that is... 147 00:06:07,383 --> 00:06:08,232 terrifying. 148 00:06:08,318 --> 00:06:10,651 Phew! So you're saying 149 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,920 if you get married, we're letting the terrorists win. 150 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,306 But I can't not do something just because I'm afraid. 151 00:06:15,391 --> 00:06:17,825 Mm, are you sure? 152 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:22,563 Actually... I am. 153 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,916 Before you came back, I was too scared to even meet Ben's kids, 154 00:06:25,001 --> 00:06:26,884 but you helped push me through that. 155 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:30,037 The whole reason you came back was to get me to this point. 156 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:32,089 And I'm ready to do it. 157 00:06:32,175 --> 00:06:34,492 I want to marry Ben. 158 00:06:34,577 --> 00:06:36,427 I'm gonna say yes. 159 00:06:36,513 --> 00:06:38,179 I'm gonna marry Ben. 160 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,998 Yay. 161 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,320 Aww. 162 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,755 Look at you guys. 163 00:06:47,791 --> 00:06:50,892 With your big, sweet faces. 164 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,628 So much ahead of you. 165 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,263 Um, we're just heading to our mom's. 166 00:06:55,298 --> 00:06:57,482 I'm so glad I got to see you before you left. 167 00:06:57,567 --> 00:06:58,699 Are you gonna die? 168 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,289 - Dora. Always the quipster. - [Chuckling nervously] 169 00:07:01,314 --> 00:07:04,572 - I think she's gonna die. - Wow. You look... 170 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:06,307 way too hot to be with a guy like me. 171 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:07,758 - I know. - [Horn honks] 172 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,727 Ooh, that's Mom. 173 00:07:09,813 --> 00:07:10,828 See you later. 174 00:07:10,914 --> 00:07:11,963 Hey. 175 00:07:12,048 --> 00:07:14,715 - Bye. - Bye. 176 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,401 - [Sighs] - [Door closes] 177 00:07:17,487 --> 00:07:18,653 - Mmm. - You ready? 178 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:19,921 Almost. 179 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,606 - Just got to go grab my wallet. - Okay. 180 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,524 - Okay. - Okay. 181 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,076 [Chuckles] 182 00:07:27,764 --> 00:07:29,931 [Sighs] 183 00:07:32,335 --> 00:07:33,284 What the...? 184 00:07:38,474 --> 00:07:40,458 You okay up there? 185 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,511 Yep. I'll be down in a second. 186 00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:45,479 It's so cute. He's so nervous. 187 00:07:45,515 --> 00:07:47,448 We're all nervous. 188 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:54,989 Why am I looking for a snack? We're going out to dinner. 189 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:56,290 Hey. 190 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:58,943 Just want to tell you I love you, 191 00:07:59,028 --> 00:08:01,529 and thank you for putting so much effort into planning 192 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:03,130 what is going to be an awesome night. 193 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:04,649 Yep. 194 00:08:11,174 --> 00:08:13,474 [Gasps] Not my spots! 195 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,577 [Sighs] 196 00:08:16,613 --> 00:08:18,546 This restaurant is so beautiful. 197 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:19,847 Cool. 198 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:21,482 Can't believe you got a reservation. 199 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:22,617 Cool. 200 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:25,686 Enjoy. 201 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:28,022 Souffl?? You thought of everything. 202 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:31,375 So, should I just dig in and see what kind of souffl? it is? 203 00:08:31,461 --> 00:08:32,393 Pretty sure it's chocolate. 204 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:34,745 Sure. Chocolate and... 205 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:40,084 [Sighs] 206 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:46,841 Uh, honey? Is it okay? 207 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,242 [Mouth full] Yeah. Good chocolate. 208 00:08:48,311 --> 00:08:50,611 [Chuckles] This is just hot. 209 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,829 Hmm. 210 00:08:51,915 --> 00:08:54,048 You want a fork, or... Oh. 211 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,872 So, what's next? Carriage ride? 212 00:09:01,949 --> 00:09:04,352 You know what? Can we actually take a rain check on that? 213 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,410 I'm actually not feeling good. Can we get the check? 214 00:09:06,496 --> 00:09:08,963 - You want to take that to go, or...? - No. 215 00:09:08,998 --> 00:09:10,164 Sorry about cutting the night short. 216 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,882 I just got hit with this out of nowhere. 217 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,968 Maybe it was the creamed prawns. 218 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,937 Maybe. 219 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,121 Alice? 220 00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:18,572 Yes? 221 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:23,711 [Inhales] 222 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:25,880 Happy anniversary. 223 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,598 I'll call you later. 224 00:09:28,885 --> 00:09:32,019 [Sighs] 225 00:09:33,677 --> 00:09:35,723 He didn't do it. 226 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,058 Want to talk about it? 227 00:09:37,591 --> 00:09:39,560 No. 228 00:09:39,681 --> 00:09:42,045 I just want to go to bed. 229 00:09:43,733 --> 00:09:46,984 I know it's not very imaginary BFF of me, 230 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:50,048 but even though she was sad Beardo didn't propose, 231 00:09:50,216 --> 00:09:52,740 I couldn't have been happier. 232 00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:04,846 Oh, you're home. 233 00:10:04,916 --> 00:10:06,652 Did you sleep last night? 234 00:10:06,721 --> 00:10:07,870 - Or shower? - No. 235 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,221 Guys, this is important. 236 00:10:09,257 --> 00:10:10,845 I need everyone to think very hard. 237 00:10:10,947 --> 00:10:12,580 Ready! 238 00:10:12,665 --> 00:10:16,033 Have you seen my old, brown work boots? 239 00:10:16,102 --> 00:10:16,801 - Yeah. - Totally. 240 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:18,553 You have? 241 00:10:18,638 --> 00:10:20,238 [Laughs] 242 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,672 Thank God. Where? 243 00:10:21,758 --> 00:10:23,910 Uh, w-we just... We borrowed them for a school thing. 244 00:10:23,935 --> 00:10:25,126 Of course you did. What did you do 245 00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:27,028 with the ring box that was inside the boots? 246 00:10:27,113 --> 00:10:28,880 - Ring box? - Yeah. I hid a ring box in the boot. 247 00:10:28,948 --> 00:10:30,715 [Chuckles] That's weird, like an engagement... 248 00:10:30,783 --> 00:10:32,650 [Both gasp] 249 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,101 Oh, no. 250 00:10:34,187 --> 00:10:36,070 What's an engagement? 251 00:10:36,155 --> 00:10:38,022 Bunny, that's a great question. 252 00:10:38,074 --> 00:10:43,561 Uh, an engagement is when... 253 00:10:43,596 --> 00:10:45,279 two people love each other 254 00:10:45,365 --> 00:10:47,632 and they want to spend the rest of their lives together. 255 00:10:47,717 --> 00:10:50,668 I'm gonna ask Alice to marry me. 256 00:10:50,703 --> 00:10:52,637 [Chuckles] Aww, I approve. I like her. 257 00:10:52,672 --> 00:10:54,889 - Dad, congrats. - Thanks, guys. 258 00:10:54,974 --> 00:10:57,258 But I haven't done it yet. I don't have the ring. 259 00:10:57,343 --> 00:10:58,976 - Can I drink at the wedding? - Can I be your best man? 260 00:10:59,062 --> 00:10:59,994 Can I get a bird?! 261 00:11:00,079 --> 00:11:01,362 These are all great questions, 262 00:11:01,447 --> 00:11:03,214 and I'm so excited you guys are all excited, 263 00:11:03,266 --> 00:11:05,866 but I haven't proposed yet 'cause I don't have the ring. 264 00:11:05,952 --> 00:11:07,251 So where are the boots? 265 00:11:07,303 --> 00:11:08,769 Hmm? 266 00:11:08,855 --> 00:11:09,654 - Uh... - Say something. 267 00:11:09,739 --> 00:11:10,788 Please say something. 268 00:11:10,873 --> 00:11:12,890 - [Chuckles] - They are at school 269 00:11:12,942 --> 00:11:16,644 in the clothing drive, which started an hour ago. 270 00:11:22,218 --> 00:11:23,351 [Barks] 271 00:11:23,436 --> 00:11:24,902 I don't know why I did that. 272 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,788 - Where we going? - Paris. Tokyo. Mexico. 273 00:11:27,857 --> 00:11:29,357 The world is our oyster. 274 00:11:29,442 --> 00:11:30,408 Have you been up all night? 275 00:11:30,443 --> 00:11:31,242 This whole Ben-not-proposing thing? 276 00:11:31,277 --> 00:11:32,376 This is not a heartbreak. 277 00:11:32,428 --> 00:11:34,862 - This is a second chance. - Okay. 278 00:11:34,948 --> 00:11:36,747 I mean... [scoffs] married? 279 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,016 A guy with kids? "Um, no, thank you, Alice," 280 00:11:39,052 --> 00:11:40,351 says Alice to Alice. 281 00:11:40,403 --> 00:11:42,203 Okay, you're talking to yourself like a crazy person. 282 00:11:42,288 --> 00:11:43,955 I'm just saying that's not who I am. 283 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:47,024 I am an independent woman who takes spontaneous vacations. 284 00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:49,043 Look. Bathing suit. Bam. 285 00:11:49,128 --> 00:11:50,928 Snow pants. Bam. 286 00:11:50,964 --> 00:11:53,164 Malaria pills. Bam. 287 00:11:53,199 --> 00:11:55,032 So either there's a snow-covered beach 288 00:11:55,118 --> 00:11:57,134 with a mosquito problem that I haven't read about, 289 00:11:57,186 --> 00:11:59,203 or you have no idea where we're going. 290 00:11:59,238 --> 00:12:00,404 Nope. 291 00:12:00,456 --> 00:12:02,223 The way I felt last night... 292 00:12:02,308 --> 00:12:04,875 I never want to feel again. 293 00:12:04,911 --> 00:12:06,610 Okay, I think we should actually take a beat 294 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:08,145 - and think this through. - Sorry. 295 00:12:08,197 --> 00:12:09,613 My mind is made up. Now get in the suitcase. 296 00:12:09,682 --> 00:12:10,631 I'm not paying for two tickets. 297 00:12:12,085 --> 00:12:13,968 [Groans] 298 00:12:16,489 --> 00:12:17,455 [Muffled shriek] 299 00:12:18,508 --> 00:12:20,992 Holy... 300 00:12:21,027 --> 00:12:22,810 clothing drive. 301 00:12:22,879 --> 00:12:23,928 Everybody split up. 302 00:12:23,963 --> 00:12:25,379 Find the ring. 303 00:12:25,465 --> 00:12:27,948 304 00:12:35,575 --> 00:12:37,925 Hey. 305 00:12:45,201 --> 00:12:49,103 Uh... Sorry, sir. Uh, those are mine. 306 00:12:49,188 --> 00:12:52,039 Found 'em first, and those are the rules. 307 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:53,057 Dude, I'll give you anything for 'em. 308 00:12:57,764 --> 00:13:00,281 Ticket for one on the next flight to Paris. 309 00:13:00,366 --> 00:13:03,684 That'll be $6,842. 310 00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:05,836 Okay. 311 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:09,010 I'd like to go somewhere for $500 or less. 312 00:13:09,035 --> 00:13:12,377 Yes. Des Moines, Tampa, or... 313 00:13:12,402 --> 00:13:13,861 - Des Moines. - Tampa. 314 00:13:15,381 --> 00:13:17,481 - [Sighs] - Just give me one sec. 315 00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:18,966 Go to the beach. 316 00:13:19,035 --> 00:13:20,835 [Clicks tongue] The palm trees. 317 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,204 - Been looking forward to this. - Mm-hmm. 318 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:28,225 Prepare for doomsday. 319 00:13:28,277 --> 00:13:31,071 Do other things that people do in Tampa. 320 00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:34,165 The last thing I wanted was to leave Alice, 321 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,833 but I knew she wasn't happy, 322 00:13:35,885 --> 00:13:37,134 I knew what she was scared of, 323 00:13:37,186 --> 00:13:39,403 and I knew what I had to do. 324 00:13:39,489 --> 00:13:41,038 You know what? Screw Tampa. 325 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,339 Do you want to go to Des Moines? 326 00:13:42,391 --> 00:13:44,525 The only place you're going is back to Ben. 327 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:46,911 Yeah, right. To the guy who doesn't want to marry me. 328 00:13:46,996 --> 00:13:49,597 Yes, he does! How many times have you given off a signal 329 00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:51,015 that you wanted to move slowly? 330 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,533 He's probably afraid you're not ready. 331 00:13:52,618 --> 00:13:53,834 But I was ready. 332 00:13:53,903 --> 00:13:55,686 I do want to get engaged. 333 00:13:55,721 --> 00:13:58,054 So get engaged! What's stopping you? 334 00:13:58,132 --> 00:13:59,373 He didn't ask. 335 00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:01,675 Let me repeat... what's stopping you? 336 00:14:01,761 --> 00:14:04,111 What, you think I should propose to Ben? 337 00:14:06,566 --> 00:14:09,316 I should propose to Ben. 338 00:14:09,402 --> 00:14:10,701 Do it! Lock it down! 339 00:14:10,736 --> 00:14:12,403 Go be the modern woman you are 340 00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:14,205 and get down on your knees in front of your man. 341 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,239 Lockin' it down. 342 00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,908 Wait. 343 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,578 I'm so happy for you, Alice. 344 00:14:20,663 --> 00:14:23,214 You deserve this and everything. 345 00:14:23,249 --> 00:14:25,249 Thanks, Mare. 346 00:14:25,301 --> 00:14:28,219 Couldn't have done it without you. 347 00:14:28,254 --> 00:14:31,079 That was the last time I saw my girl. 348 00:14:31,158 --> 00:14:32,801 Bye, Alice. 349 00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:43,870 Oh, my God, someone broke into our house. 350 00:14:43,964 --> 00:14:45,764 And made it better? 351 00:14:56,231 --> 00:15:00,983 Ben, I love you more than anything. 352 00:15:01,019 --> 00:15:04,387 I can't imagine growing old without you. 353 00:15:04,422 --> 00:15:07,023 I can't imagine a future without you. 354 00:15:07,108 --> 00:15:11,861 Any future without you is just... 355 00:15:11,913 --> 00:15:14,597 me, alone, in Tampa. 356 00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:18,851 I love you. 357 00:15:18,937 --> 00:15:20,953 Will you marry me? 358 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,639 No. 359 00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:25,408 Dad. 360 00:15:25,443 --> 00:15:26,859 - What? - Andy: What? 361 00:15:26,945 --> 00:15:29,679 No, I... I mean, of course I want to marry you. 362 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:31,481 But I want to propose. 363 00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:34,083 I wanted to last night, but I couldn't find the ring. 364 00:15:34,135 --> 00:15:37,019 Okay, that is so much better 365 00:15:37,071 --> 00:15:38,471 than the scenario I had in my head, 366 00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:40,823 which was you getting terrified, running away, 367 00:15:40,892 --> 00:15:43,693 volunteering for one of the early missions to Mars. 368 00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:47,730 - I was in a very dark spiral. - Run away? Alice... 369 00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:51,667 ...I know firsthand that marriage is hard. 370 00:15:51,753 --> 00:15:53,803 And, to be entirely honest with you, 371 00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:56,205 I didn't think I'd ever be ready to do it again. 372 00:15:56,257 --> 00:16:00,276 But now that I have you in my life... 373 00:16:00,328 --> 00:16:02,178 it's the only thing I want to do. 374 00:16:04,315 --> 00:16:06,716 And now that I got the ring back... [chuckles] 375 00:16:06,784 --> 00:16:08,851 I'm ready to go. 376 00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:11,487 Wait, she already proposed. 377 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:12,572 Okay, all you have to do is say yes. 378 00:16:12,657 --> 00:16:14,457 She's shattering glass ceilings! 379 00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:16,442 Yeah, Dad. Lean in. 380 00:16:16,528 --> 00:16:18,077 I did come prepared. 381 00:16:19,497 --> 00:16:22,031 A commemorative Chicago Bulls three-peat knuckle ring? 382 00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:23,733 - [Laughter] - I was at the airport. 383 00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:25,134 It's a long story. 384 00:16:25,169 --> 00:16:26,802 How's this? 385 00:16:26,888 --> 00:16:30,039 I propose that we propose at the same time. 386 00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:31,724 Perfect. 387 00:16:31,809 --> 00:16:32,642 [Exhales] 388 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:33,943 Ben... 389 00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,711 Alice... 390 00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:37,063 Both: Will... 391 00:16:37,148 --> 00:16:39,031 Both: you... 392 00:16:39,117 --> 00:16:41,685 Both: marry... 393 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:42,902 - Me! - [Laughter] 394 00:16:42,987 --> 00:16:45,171 Yes. 395 00:16:47,308 --> 00:16:49,559 Both: ...me? 396 00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:51,761 Yes. 397 00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:53,713 [Laughing] 398 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:01,270 Oh, that looks big. 399 00:17:01,356 --> 00:17:02,905 There you go. 400 00:17:02,957 --> 00:17:04,924 Guys, come here. 401 00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,276 Come on, guys. Get over here. 402 00:17:07,362 --> 00:17:09,962 Yay! We're getting married! 403 00:17:11,883 --> 00:17:13,733 Hey, Mary! Check it out! 404 00:17:13,818 --> 00:17:15,993 And presenting... 405 00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:17,069 [Imitates fanfare] 406 00:17:17,155 --> 00:17:19,308 ...Mrs. Alice Cooper! 407 00:17:19,354 --> 00:17:20,590 Oh, my God, 408 00:17:20,675 --> 00:17:22,959 I can't be Alice Cooper. 409 00:17:22,994 --> 00:17:26,062 [Exhales] Mary. 410 00:17:26,097 --> 00:17:28,264 Mary, come celebrate with me! 411 00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:29,865 Where'd you go? 412 00:17:33,438 --> 00:17:35,288 Mary? 413 00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:38,457 Mary, you can't leave. 414 00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:40,192 Just 'cause I'm getting married 415 00:17:40,278 --> 00:17:41,761 doesn't mean that I don't need you. 416 00:17:41,846 --> 00:17:43,229 I need you. 417 00:17:46,084 --> 00:17:48,985 I'm taking a really big step here! 418 00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:51,120 [Chuckles] 419 00:17:54,058 --> 00:17:56,876 You knew this was happening, and you didn't even say goodbye? 420 00:18:09,741 --> 00:18:13,142 She's gone. 421 00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:18,948 [Sighs] 422 00:18:19,017 --> 00:18:21,083 - [Knock on door] - Alice? Hello? 423 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:22,585 Mary, I hear you. Where are you? 424 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,187 I'm at the door. 425 00:18:25,239 --> 00:18:27,523 Why are you at the door? 426 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,561 Alice Taymor? 427 00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,830 Uh, I'm here to deliver a package. 428 00:18:34,882 --> 00:18:36,632 [Chuckles] I understand your confusion. 429 00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:38,451 You probably forgot you ordered something, right? 430 00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:39,869 Happens all the time. 431 00:18:39,904 --> 00:18:41,754 You're up late, shoppin' online, 432 00:18:41,839 --> 00:18:43,756 a few too many Riunites on ice. 433 00:18:43,841 --> 00:18:45,775 I get it. That's nice. [Chuckles] 434 00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:48,943 No, it's just you sound a lot like a friend of mine. 435 00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:50,346 Yeah, I get that all the time. 436 00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:52,448 My mom says I have a familiar voice. 437 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:53,916 I'm like, "Mom, of course I'm familiar. 438 00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,334 You're my mom." Right? I don't know. 439 00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,822 Anyways, enjoy it, whatever it is. 440 00:19:03,945 --> 00:19:06,104 Hey, sweetie, look at this. 441 00:19:06,364 --> 00:19:08,597 Hey, honey, you okay? 442 00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:10,433 Yeah. Just daydreaming. 443 00:19:10,468 --> 00:19:11,467 What's up, fianc?? 444 00:19:11,536 --> 00:19:13,452 Check it out. 445 00:19:13,538 --> 00:19:15,221 Perfect, right? 446 00:19:15,306 --> 00:19:16,889 Five bedrooms, three-and-a-half bath. 447 00:19:16,974 --> 00:19:18,357 You know I love a half-bath. 448 00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:19,992 Is that a house you're working on? 449 00:19:20,078 --> 00:19:22,428 No, for us. When we move in together. 450 00:19:22,513 --> 00:19:24,346 Right. Right. 451 00:19:24,399 --> 00:19:26,749 'Cause married people live together. 452 00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:28,134 Yeah, and we'll need more space. 453 00:19:28,219 --> 00:19:30,019 Especially if, you know, we decide to add to the family. 454 00:19:30,071 --> 00:19:31,904 No pressure, but something to discuss. 455 00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:34,590 Also, when my mom comes from Armenia for her summer visits, 456 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,525 the place gets a little crowded. 457 00:19:36,561 --> 00:19:38,944 Yeah, this is lots to consider. 458 00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,463 Oh, and the best thing, 459 00:19:40,548 --> 00:19:42,348 the place is a couple blocks from Renee's. 460 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:44,227 - [Squeaks] - Now the kids can walk to their mom's. 461 00:19:44,305 --> 00:19:47,169 The ex-wife. That's so dope. 462 00:19:47,205 --> 00:19:48,704 I'm gonna get some wine. You want some wine, yeah? 463 00:19:48,782 --> 00:19:51,273 - Pbht! Ros? all day. - Yeah, that's... 464 00:19:51,325 --> 00:19:52,858 [Clears throat] 465 00:19:52,944 --> 00:19:54,744 Oh, uh, and I misspoke. 466 00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:55,828 The distance to Renee's 467 00:19:55,913 --> 00:19:56,846 is the second best thing about the house. 468 00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:59,648 The best thing is the half-bath. 469 00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:01,033 Kids. Suburbs. 470 00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:02,885 Ex-wife. Armenia. 471 00:20:05,473 --> 00:20:08,073 Mary: Seriously, dude? 472 00:20:08,159 --> 00:20:09,825 My biggest fear would be that your name 473 00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:11,293 is gonna be Alice Cooper. 474 00:20:11,345 --> 00:20:13,295 [Muffled squealing] 475 00:20:15,349 --> 00:20:17,233 You're back. 476 00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:19,435 I think it turns out you need me more than we knew. 477 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,686 I can't tell you how happy I am to see you. 478 00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:23,288 Me, too. 479 00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:25,038 Where did you go, by the way? 480 00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:26,325 Tampa, baby! 481 00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:31,447 [Rhythmic grunting] 482 00:20:36,118 --> 00:20:38,085 Can I ask you a question? 483 00:20:38,399 --> 00:20:41,088 When you went away, where did you go? 484 00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:43,523 I told you, Tampa. 485 00:20:43,592 --> 00:20:45,592 The whole time? 486 00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:47,294 Hello? 487 00:20:47,444 --> 00:20:48,780 Alice? 488 00:20:48,913 --> 00:20:50,230 Hello? 489 00:20:50,952 --> 00:20:52,265 Barb? 490 00:20:52,742 --> 00:20:55,836 Yep. Mm-hmm. The whole time. 491 00:20:55,961 --> 00:21:00,961 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 492 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:05,561 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34712

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