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Ladies, my name is Cole Turner.

I won't hurt you.

It's too late for that,
don't you think?

Phoebe, I'm telling you,
I'm not evil anymore.

I come to you, a man.
Nothing more, nothing less.

Vanquish this evil
From time and space

- Don't stop.
- But it's time.

Can't you feel it?
Your wife is almost here.

My wife, Melissa.

Yes, didn't I mention?

I always like to let the wives
watch their men die.

David?

Now.

Oh, your husband was so much fun.

It's time to snap out of it
and feel the pain.

- David?
- Oh, he can't hear you.

- Not anymore.
- Oh, God!

You see, I was burned for my sins.

Only fair you should burn too.

Death did us part, Cole.

Just because you figured
out a way to come back,

doesn't mean that I didn't keep
my end of the bargain.

Come on, Phoebe, a quickie divorce?
Don't...

I thought since we weren't
gonna ride off into the sunset...

You want sunset, I can have us
on horseback in 5 seconds.

What, are you gonna steal a horse
from one of those Apocalypse guys?

Haven't I proven to you
that I am not evil anymore?

Cole, we've been through this, okay?

Your powers are evil,
your blood is acidic,

and everything that you are, you stole
from the demonic wasteland!

This morning, my firm
agreed to pro bono work.

You can't say that's evil.

If you used demonic mind control to
convince your firm to do it, then, yeah.

I used my powers to vanquish three
demons this week, what about that?

Cole, it doesn't matter
who you're helping.

If you're using your evil powers,
then it doesn't count, okay?

And I would think that after everything
we've been through,

you'd understand this.

- Traffic delayed the fire trucks' arrival.
- Hello?

And neighbours fear some
residents may be trapped.

Cole, are you listening to me?

- Hello?
- The flames are so intense,

fire-fighters have been unable
to get inside to help.

- Cole?
- We're gonna stay with this story.

Cole?

If you're just joining us,
a fire is raging out of control...

- People are trapped in there?
- I don't know. Hey!

Breaking news. A man has just
emerged from the burning building.

- Unbel...
- He saved that woman!

He saved her.

Paige?

- Paige?
- Yeah, just a second.

Are you trying to kill us?

No, I'm trying to get
a little attention around here.

Which, these days, seems
to require a small explosion.

Well, excuse me for trying to focus.

Focus? Paige, ever since
you quit your job,

you've been on some weird
witchcraft mission.

Now, I miss my sister,

and I cannot stand the constant
reek of your potions.

Well, since when
do your nasal passages

take precedence over my potions?

Since I got pregnant and my senses
went into overdrive.

But that's all right, you know.
You've been busy.

Maybe you haven't noticed.

Look, I gave up a promising career
so I could focus on the craft.

And no offence, Piper,
I still got a lot to learn,

which means I can't just sit
around the house chitchatting.

Paige, I don't wanna chat.

I got problems here.

Jeez, you're like my husband
with boobs.

What the hell was that?

That was the latest
in a series of wacky tricks

my growing baby
is playing on my body.

You know, because
the constant nausea

and the torturous breast pain
was not enough.

But the orbs, is that normal?

This is what I'd like to know.

You're half whitelighter like the baby,
did you ever...?

Burp white light? No.

What else is happening to you?

What's happening is,
I think my baby

is trying to turn me
into some kind of pacifist.

What does Leo say about this?

Well, mostly Leo says,
"Sorry, honey, I gotta go."

Earlier today, south of Market,

a storage building burned
to the ground in what...

Oh, good, you're home.

You would not believe
what's happening with my...

Did you see this?

- You came home to watch TV?
- No, look.

Is that Cole?

Oh, my God.

I can't believe he's doing "look at me,
I'm a good guy" routine on prime time.

- Phoebe must be thrilled.
- She should be.

The Elders said the woman he saved,
Melissa, is a future whitelighter.

And if he hadn't saved her,

she would never get do the good
that will earn her her wings.

Well, speaking of whitelighters,

I dreamt an animated musical
last night.

- Is that normal?
- Normal?

Yeah, in case you haven't noticed,
which I know you haven't,

my body, my thoughts, my dreams,
have all gone wonky.

Well, I'm sure it's just normal
pregnancy stuff.

I mean, we can talk about
this later if you want to.

Oh, I think you should
talk about it now.

Well, I think this attack
on Melissa was demonic,

and the Elders want me
to watch after her until she's safe.

Fine. Go.

Not the crying thing.

Leo, I have growing
powers inside of me,

powers that I do not understand.

And the only person who does
understand them

never has time to talk.

Add that to raging hormones,

and I guarantee you I am absolutely
entitled to do the crying thing.

Okay, is that normal?

I am sure that it's just all this arguing
that's got the baby upset.

Leo, the baby is an inch long.

All this arguing
is upsetting the mommy.

Okay, honey, look, I'm sure that
it's nothing to worry about.

Right now I need to watch
after Melissa,

and you need to figure out
who's after her.

I'm sorry.

You want me to orb
his butt back here for you?

No, he's right.
Innocents come first.

Besides, the smell of his aftershave
was making me want to vomit a little.

Where are you going?

To Darryl.

To see if the police found anything
at the crime scene that might help.

Okay, not to sound too simplistic,
but if she's a whitelighter-to-be,

doesn't that mean
that we're after a darklighter?

No, darklighters use poison arrows.
They don't usually set fires.

Why would a demon
want to kill her anyway?

I don't know,
but the sooner we find out,

the sooner I'll probably be able to finish
a conversation with my husband.

I'm not here. Go away.

If it isn't the little wife.

Actually it's not. My marriage is over.
All except for the paperwork.

Don't let your readers
hear you say that.

Who wants to take advice from the
woman who's divorcing Superman?

Elise, he's no hero.

And if you're here to make me give
an interview, that's exactly what I'll say.

Which is why you will be getting
the interview instead.

Excuse me?

- No, I'm not a reporter.
- No, but you're the wife.

It's called human interest.

Call your husband
and get an exclusive with him.

Consider this a personal favour.

By "favour," I mean order.

Elise.

Woman to woman, okay?

Cole was the love of my life.

And I'm finally learning
to live my life without him.

Now, calling him for a favour would
be opening up a can of worms

that I have worked so hard to close.

Woman to woman,

if you're still describing this guy
as the love of your life,

then the can is open,
the worms are out,

and you may as well
use them to go fishing.

Shouldn't you be home
with your wife?

Probably.

Rough day?

Rough month.

You know what might make
you feel better?

A little music.

Earlier today,

a local man rescued a woman from
a burning building south of Market.

The five-alarm fire
is now completely extinguished.

- What?
- No word yet on what caused the fire,

and police are waiting
to talk to the victim,

who has been taken to San Francisco
Memorial in critical condition.

- She's alive?
- Doctors have hopes for her recovery.

- I'm sorry, what?
- And her rescuer is...

You have no idea how lucky
you just got.

All right, let's get this
over with, shall we?

What was going through your mind
while you were in the fire?

Well, mostly I was hoping that
one of the powers I picked up

from the demonic wasteland
would protect me from the flames.

You know what? Let's just forget it.
Let's just forget this whole thing.

No, no, no. No, I'm sorry.

I'll rein it in.

All right, what was going through
your mind when you were in the fire?

I was thinking,
"I hope I make it out of this.

I'd hate to never see my wife again."

- Cole.
- I'm serious.

All day, everything I do,
I'm thinking of you.

Okay, do you think this
is some kind of game?

Do you have any idea how
disturbing it was for me

to watch you walk
through a wall of fire?

Well, I saved a woman's life.
How is that disturbing?

Well, because you have more powers
than any demon I have ever met.

And the city may think that
you're just this brave guy,

but I know the truth, okay,
and it's freaking scary.

I will not use my powers
for anything but good.

I know you believe that.
And I know you want it to be true.

But, Cole, it's just a matter of time...

You're wrong.

Cole, evil is inside of you.

It's who you are. And no amount
of good deeds will ever change that.

You're wrong.

And if I have to hunt down and kill
every demon in San Francisco

to prove it to you,
then that's what I'm gonna do.

Cole.

What about the interview?

You know me so well, make it up.

- Paige?
- In the attic.

Okay, so the good news is,
it's not a darklighter...

That's what I've been telling her.

- Shut up!
- I told you, I don't know anything!

Paige, what are you doing?

Relax, Piper.
I summoned him into a trap

so he could tell me which of his
lovely friends is trying to kill Melissa.

I'm sorry, did you say relax?

You brought a darklighter into
our home, and you want me to relax?

Don't worry, the Book of Shadows
is safe, it's downstairs.

I'm not worried about the Book.

Paige, you have whitelighter genes,
which means this guy could kill you,

not to mention my husband
and my unborn child!

Please, it's not like he's
in a power position or anything.

Okay, I was wrong.
Blow him up!

What the hell?

Crossbow!

See, this is why we do not summon
darklighters to the house!

Noted. Now, what the hell
is going on with your powers, lady?

I don't know.
I think my half-whitelighter baby

thought that fireworks would
be prettier than demon guts.

Okay, you need to teach
your also half-witch baby

the joys of maiming
and killing demons.

Get that thing away from me.

Leo!

What, are you gonna
tell on me now?

No. We need help.

Especially if my baby's gonna
be messing with my powers.

Look, Melissa's husband's lungs
were incinerated

before the apartment burned.

Leo!

And Darryl said three other men
died the same way recently.

So the fact that Melissa is
a future whitelighter

might be just a coincidence.

For God's sakes, Leo!

- Hello?
- Yeah, what's up?

What's up?

Now you don't even
come home when I call?

Well, I haven't had a chance
to get in and heal Melissa.

She's in really bad shape, but I think
the doctors are about to come out.

Yeah, okay, well, we're in pretty
bad shape here too.

- We've had some demon to deal with.
- Sir, that phone is for staff only.

Okay, just one second.

Now's my chance.
I have to go.

No, you don't understand.
My powers are on the fritz,

and I have no idea how to con...

- trol them.

Hey!

Maybe he got disconnected.

Oh, no, he hung up on me.

Okay, vanquish demon first,
kill husband later.

Let's just get to the Book...

Leo.

What?

It's so beautiful.

What is?

Hello? Anybody home?

Leo.

Hey!

Orb her out, Leo!

Kiss this, bitch.

Oh, bad baby.

I hit her with flowers?

You're welcome.

- At least that power still works.
- Are you all right? What happened?

Before or after you were
making out with the demon?

Well, I'll just go get the Book.

- Honey...
- No, don't you "honey" me.

Leo, our pacifist offspring

just turned my best offensive power
into flowers.

Which got me blown out a window.

Are you all right?
Did she heal you?

Oh, is that what you think?

Because I'm self-healing now,
that you don't need to be around?

No, I don't think that at all.

Look, let's just focus on what's
going on with your powers.

No, I am sick and tired of focusing
on everything but us!

I feel like I'm going through
this whole pregnancy by myself,

and I do not like it!

Well, what am I supposed to do?
I have a job.

Yeah, you have a wife too.

I think I found the demon.

- Am I interrupting something?
- Yes.

What does the Book say?

Well, "As a mortal, the Siren fell
in love with a married man,

but when they were caught,
the man was held blameless."

Typical.

"The village women cheered
as they burned her to death,

and her rage turned her into a siren,

a vengeful demon who seduces
married men with her song,

then destroys the couple with
the very flames that consumed her."

Lovely.

Nothing we can't handle
with a good potion.

You sure?
You didn't feel her power.

Looked to me like you felt
a little bit more than her power.

Yeah, right, like I really wanted to.

- Well, if you were home instead...
- What?

What am I supposed to do?
Abandon my charges, clip my wings?

I expect you to care and notice
and ask what's going on with me.

I expect you to make me a priority and
not just when demons are involved.

- Piper, Leo.
- Look, it's not like I'm out golfing

or screwing around, you know.

I'm working,
and my work is very important.

- I'm not saying that it isn't.
- Then what are you saying?

- You guys?
- Forget it, you don't understand.

I don't understand?
You don't understand.

Well, I understand that your charges
are more important than your family.

You have no idea what
I go through every day.

Yeah, well you have no clue
what I go through every day.

That can't have been good.

What happened?

Well, I tried to tell you guys.
Orbs were swirling and...

Where...? Where am I?

Freeze her again.

What just happened here?

- Melissa, wait!
- Oh, my gosh!

Hey, that's my power.

Okay, why do I have the feeling
my day is about to get worse?

Hold on.

Almost there.

Was it the Charmed Ones?

Smells that way.

There were only two?

Lucky you didn't meet all three.

You wouldn't have had the luxury
of calling me for healing.

You should leave
before the witches find you.

I want them to find me.

Save me from having
to sing for their husbands.

So eager for vengeance.

You foolish girl!

You barely got away the first time.

I wasn't ready for them.
This time I will be.

But how can you hope to fight
such powerful witches?

They may be powerful,

but they are no different than any
other woman when it comes to love.

I need to go after Melissa.

And what, blow her up?

Damn it. Look, give Daddy
his powers back now.

Don't blame my niece.

She magically swapped your powers
because you were not communicating.

We were communicating.

We were just communicating loudly.

Well, think what you want.
I think my niece is a genius.

She did exactly what any good
marriage counsellor would have done.

A good marriage counsellor
would have swapped our powers?

No, she would have made you walk
a mile in each other's shoes.

Abracadabra!

- Nice job.
- You did all that with "abracadabra"?

No, I used a spell.

I just always wanted to say that.

Come on, we need to go make
the Siren's potion

before she starts singing again.

Shouldn't we concentrate
on swapping our powers back?

Come on, now, Leo.
You know how that works.

You two are only gonna
get your powers back

once you've learned your lessons.

I hate that.
It's just so very "after-school special."

Okay, what's with all the chatter
in my head?

It's probably one of my charges.
Does anyone sound panicked?

How do you differentiate?

Wait, do you hear these
voices all the time?

- Pretty much.
- Can we just focus on the Siren?

Power swap or not, if she came after
you once, you're still vulnerable.

Hey, you're still married too.
She might come after you.

Yeah, technically.

Besides, if she's stupid enough to go
after Cole, it'll be her swan song.

Knocking.
Okay, I'm hearing knocking sounds.

Yeah, honey, we all are.

- Cole!
- What?

- I knocked.
- Doors, people use doors.

No time. I came to warn you,
there's a siren in town.

- I think she might be the one who...
- Set the fire? Yeah, we got that.

- What was that?
- Hey, how did you do that?

I don't know,
but I'm feeling really nauseous.

Oh, God. And I'm not.

Wait, how...? Why...? Why does
he have my pregnancy symptoms?

Wait, wait, what? You're pregnant?

Well, I was, but now I think Leo is.

No. No, no, no.

Relax, you guys. Leo blew the door up,
he didn't cover it with flowers,

which means clearly
you're still pregnant.

Then why...?

Because magic has
a sick sense of humour.

- Just enjoy it.
- Are your boobs always this sore?

I'm a little confused.

Cole, maybe you should leave.

Phoebe, this siren is dangerous.

And since your powers are obviously
a little off, maybe I could help.

We don't need your help.

We got enough demons
to deal with around here.

Fine.

I'll find her and vanquish her myself.

He's trying so hard to be good.
Maybe...

Phoebe, we've been down
this road before.

Panic! Somebody's panicking!

- Who is it?
- I don't know.

It's close. I think it might be Melissa.

- Is the Siren after her?
- No.

She seems more overwhelmed
than scared.

Yeah, everything
that she's been through.

- I have to go to her.
- You're not going anywhere.

- She's going.
- Me? Why?

Because you have Leo's powers now.
That means you're the whitelighter.

No, no, no. But that doesn't mean
I know what to do.

I think that's the point.

Walk a mile in each other's shoes.

You have to hurry.
Paige will show you how to orb.

I have to stay here
and make the potion.

- I'll do it.
- Come on, come on.

- She's giving me a migraine.
- But...

So are you ready to kick
some demon ass, sis?

Okay, we're here. Now what?

I don't know.
I mean, she's afraid of us.

I don't wanna make her more upset.

Let's just cast a spell to help her deal
with what she's been through today.

Call me crazy, but somehow I don't
think witchcraft is the solution here.

Well, I'm out of ideas.

You know, Paige,
there is another part of you.

Your first father was half whitelighter.

Yeah, he also had blue eyes.
Doesn't mean that I do.

Who are you?
Why won't you leave me alone?

Melissa, we're just trying to help you.

- And get you some clothes...
- Get away from me!

Just leave me alone!

Another charge is in trouble.

Oh, big trouble.

You go after her. I've gotta go.

What? No, you can't expect me to...

I'm not a whitelighter, I'm a witch.

What?

Was that French?

Nice shot.

I was aiming for the plant.

These powers are useless.
They're completely out of control.

Well, that's because you're a little
out of control. You just need to relax.

Relax? I'm sore all over,
I'm without my powers,

and I'm about to have
to fight a demon!

My own aftershave
is making me sick.

How does Piper do this?

Well, she, too, sometimes
gets a little cranky.

The Elders are gonna kill me.

If anything happens to my charges,
they're gonna clip my wings and...

Oh, this is ridiculous.

Piper!

Piper!

Why do they call it morning sickness
if it lasts all day?

What the hell?

- A rooster?
- Long story.

Since when do you speak French?

Whitelighters speak
whatever language,

their charges are speaking in.

We've been together four years,
and I don't know this?

- Well...
- Hey, where's Paige?

- Because this potion's almost ready.
- She is with Melissa.

And she's not real happy
about it either.

- Help me, Leo.
- I gotta go. Somebody's calling.

Okay, Piper, wait.
I need help with your powers.

And with your nausea.

Well, honey, I'm sorry,
but somebody is really in trouble.

But I'm really in trouble.

Try saltines.

Okay, here are your crackers.

Here's a pad and a pen.
We need a summoning spell.

Now I'm supposed to rhyme?

Yeah, no rest for the whiny.

The potion won't work on the Siren
unless we can find her.

Do it.

Where is the Siren?

I'm sure you two
will want to be alone.

Patience.

Right now I need to sing
for your witch.

Hey, let's hear the spell, Leo.
We got a siren to vanquish.

O singing lady of the dusk

Who preys on men
Turns love to lust

- We hearken ye...
- "We hearken ye"?

What, are we trying to summon
a leprechaun here?

I told you I wasn't very good at this.

Give me that. It's okay, honey.
We'll just rewrite that last line.

- What's going on? Is it all over?
- No, you're just in time.

We have a potion, a barricade,
we almost have a summoning spell.

Well, okay, let's get to it.

Wait, where's Melissa?

Melissa.

Well, she got herself arrested.

I know, I know.
I was trying to talk to her,

and then I was just
running after her,

and she kept running, and she
ran into the middle of the street,

and she caused a big,
giant traffic accident.

- Paige!
- Well, you know, she'll be safe now.

In jail.

Paige, you were supposed
to be taking care of her.

Look, don't you get it?

This could be the final straw,

the beginning of a downward spiral
from which she may never recover.

I'm sorry, I...

I don't know what's wrong with me.

Dude, it's the crying thing.

- It's the hormones.
- Really?

I just thought that was an excuse.

Welcome to our world.

What happened to Melissa?

Word travels fast.

I feel like she's in trouble,

but I'm getting so many
damn signals, I can't find her.

Wasn't she supposed to be the one
charge I didn't have to worry about?

- Cole.
- I'm sorry, Piper, I tried.

Yeah, well, while you were trying,
I evaded assassins,

I prevented two crimes of passion,
in Portuguese no less,

and delivered a baby.

I think the least that I could ask for
in return is a little help from my family.

Well, I told you I wasn't any good
at this whitelighter thing.

But it's in you.
It's half of who you are.

Obviously the latent half.

No, Paige,

it's the half that made you become
a social worker in the first place.

But it's like when you quit your job,
you quit half your personality.

My job is being a full-time witch,
and I intend to be good at it.

I don't think there's a problem
with me concentrating on magic.

There is when you're in such a hurry
to get back here for a vanquish

that you leave an innocent
alone and in pain.

Paige, it's our compassion,
not our powers,

that separates us
from the bad guys.

It's the part of you
you can never afford to lose.

And it's that part of you
that Melissa needs now.

I guess I'd better
get back to her, huh?

You know, you're a pretty
good whitelighter.

Well, I learned from the best.

How did you get them
to let you in here?

I have a friend who's a police officer.

And he knows I'm not
here to hurt you.

Look, I know you don't know me.

And after everything
you've been through today,

I know you have no reason
to trust me.

Who are you?

What are you?
What do you want from me?

My name is Paige Matthews.

And I'm a witch
and a sort of part-guardian angel.

I know it's a lot to process
and really hard to believe,

but I really do just wanna help you.

I feel like I'm going crazy.

Yeah, I think after what you've been
through today, anybody would.

My friend, he's working
on getting you out of here.

I don't care.

I don't care if I ever get out of here.

Melissa.

I'm so sorry about your husband.

I just can't believe that he's gone.

Yeah.

Phoebe's not anywhere.

What if Phoebe
underestimated the Siren?

What if the Siren
has Phoebe and Cole?

- Can you sense her?
- I've been trying.

But there's all this chaos
in my brain.

I keep hearing voices, and there's all
this pain, and I can't isolate anything.

I know it's hard, but you have to try.
Breathe.

Concentrate.

Screw that.
Let's just cut to the chase.

Phoebe?

Cole's place?
Did you sense her here?

No, I just decided to rely on some
good old-fashioned common sense.

- Phoebe?
- Okay, well, that's not working.

And we can't orb all over town trying
to find her. You have to sense her.

- Well, I can't.
- Piper, you have to.

She's almost here.

It's too bad.

I was actually having fun with you.

Cole.

He was cute,

but this is still my favourite part.

Nobody hurts me and gets
away with it, you little witch.

Wanna bet?

You're alive?

That's not possible.

Cole, that was
the vanquishing potion.

I know.

I want her for myself.

Do me a favour, make it hurt.

Piper, you have to focus.

Take a deep breath

and imagine white lights flowing
around you, flowing through you.

If I breathe any more,
I'm gonna pass out.

Damn it, Piper.

I hear those voices.
I feel that pain all the time.

How do you think I do it?
How do you think I separate myself?

I don't know!

By coming home to you.

Now, I've been walking around
in your life all day,

and I honestly don't know
how you handle it.

But the way I handle mine

is by coming home to you.

It's your love that keeps me whole
and sane and balanced.

And I need you to allow me
to do the same thing for you right now.

So look into my eyes and breathe.

- Piper!
- Oh, God.

Phoebe.

Cole, get off of me!

Leo! Piper!

I think he'll come in handy
with your sisters.

Leo, it's all you.

Leo, come on, now, focus!

Hurry!

Phoebe, wake up.

Come on, come on.
Wake up, Phoebe!

Oh, no.

Heal her.

- What?
- You can do it.

Hey, how you doing?

Phoebe.

I didn't mean to.

I'm sorry.

- I'm a nag.
- No, you're not.

Yeah, I am, and that's why we
don't have our powers back yet,

because I'm a nag
and I never learn...

Piper, I'm the reason why
we don't have our powers back.

I've been an insensitive lout,
and I clearly haven't gotten...

Leo, your work is very important.

- Not more important than my family.
- Guys.

I mean, you're pregnant,
and you need me,

and I should have understood
that instead of...

But I could have been
a little more patient.

- Guys?
- What?

I just thought you might
wanna take cover.

- Hey, I'm not nauseous.
- Hey, I am.

Wait, that's not good news.

What about your powers?

Very nice.

No more floral arrangements.

Yeah, I guess I got in touch
with my inner whitelighter.

Yeah, helping Melissa
helped me too.

It's good to know I have it in me.

What?

Hey, look who's back to using doors.

Yeah, I'm trying to limit
my use of powers.

Probably a wise decision.

So did you get my flowers?

Yep.

"Sorry I tried to strangle you"?

Probably not a card that the florist
gets to write every day, huh?

- I didn't...
- I know.

I know you're sorry.

I know you were under
the Siren's spell.

You do know her magic
feeds on love?

Cole...

She couldn't have lured us
if we didn't love each other.

Right. So once again
our love was nearly fatal.

I never would've hurt you
if I wasn't under her spell.

Most men don't try to kill their wives
when they're under the Siren's spell.

Most men just kiss and die.

- But because you're a demon...
- I'm not...

Okay, well, because you have
demonic powers, and a lot of them,

you became a bigger threat
than the Siren.

And that's only one way
out of a thousand

that your powers can
turn against me.

I guess I didn't want you to be right.

Neither did I.