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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,468 --> 00:01:09,468 BEACH PARTY 2 00:02:04,747 --> 00:02:06,544 We got an early start 3 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:08,823 We're gonna have a ball 4 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,538 We're gonna ride the surf 5 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:15,599 And that ain't is all 6 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,360 Nothing is greater than the sand, surf and salt air 7 00:02:18,361 --> 00:02:20,921 Unrack our boards just as soon as we get there 8 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:23,464 Stack 'em in the sand while they're breaking' just right 9 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,424 Yeah, we're surfing' all day and we're swinging' all night 10 00:02:26,425 --> 00:02:30,560 Vacations is here Beach party tonight 11 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:35,130 - We're chalking' our boards - Chalking' our boards 12 00:02:35,131 --> 00:02:37,682 - While we're in school - We're in school 13 00:02:37,683 --> 00:02:40,982 - Now we're waxing' our boards - Waxing' our boards 14 00:02:40,983 --> 00:02:43,781 At Balboa, too 15 00:02:43,886 --> 00:02:46,946 Nothing is greater than the sand, surf and salt air 16 00:02:47,056 --> 00:02:49,650 Unrack our boards just as soon as we get there 17 00:02:49,651 --> 00:02:52,160 Stack 'em in the sand while they're breaking' just right 18 00:02:52,161 --> 00:02:54,959 Yeah, we're surfing' all day and we're swinging' all night 19 00:02:55,064 --> 00:02:59,899 Vacation is here Beach party tonight 20 00:03:00,705 --> 00:03:04,005 Nothing is greater than the sand, surf and salt air 21 00:03:04,006 --> 00:03:06,317 Unrack our boards just as soon as we get there 22 00:03:06,318 --> 00:03:09,444 Stack them in the sand while they're breaking just right 23 00:03:09,445 --> 00:03:12,107 Yeah, we're surfing' all day and we're swinging' all night 24 00:03:12,181 --> 00:03:16,948 Vacation is here Beach party tonight 25 00:03:23,792 --> 00:03:28,855 Vacation is here Beach party tonight 26 00:03:45,981 --> 00:03:49,144 Well, there it is, honey, and it's all ours. 27 00:03:49,485 --> 00:03:52,215 Just you and me all alone. 28 00:03:52,721 --> 00:03:54,052 Exactly. 29 00:03:54,890 --> 00:03:58,189 - It's just like we're married. - Exactly! 30 00:04:09,724 --> 00:04:12,019 There's nothing like the beach early in the morning. 31 00:04:12,408 --> 00:04:15,174 It's so quiet and peaceful and mysterious. 32 00:04:15,475 --> 00:04:18,253 - Come on. Let's get the stuff inside. - Right now? 33 00:04:19,048 --> 00:04:21,141 We've waited a long time. 34 00:04:21,216 --> 00:04:24,549 You know, the only thing I've studied this semester is you. 35 00:04:24,653 --> 00:04:26,883 Well, I hope you don't flunk. 36 00:04:26,884 --> 00:04:28,493 There's always summer school, you know. 37 00:04:40,569 --> 00:04:42,469 Hold it, Dolores. 38 00:04:43,873 --> 00:04:45,966 We've got to do this right. 39 00:04:48,644 --> 00:04:50,669 It's like there's nobody else in the whole world. 40 00:04:50,746 --> 00:04:52,314 That's right. Nobody else. 41 00:04:52,615 --> 00:04:54,549 Just you and me. 42 00:04:57,616 --> 00:05:00,008 - Just you and me. - Exactly. 43 00:05:06,762 --> 00:05:08,024 Hey! 44 00:05:09,794 --> 00:05:13,409 - What's going on here? - Deadhead! What are you doing here? 45 00:05:13,410 --> 00:05:15,603 Sleeping. Good night. 46 00:05:15,604 --> 00:05:18,109 Now, you get your big carcass out of here before I pick you up... 47 00:05:19,541 --> 00:05:22,135 - You're gonna wake everybody up. - Who's everybody? 48 00:05:22,411 --> 00:05:25,437 There's just me and Ken... 49 00:05:25,547 --> 00:05:28,107 Tommy y Big Boy. 50 00:05:28,817 --> 00:05:30,580 I guess about all of us. 51 00:05:30,741 --> 00:05:33,090 - Gee, what a wonderful surprise. - Yeah. 52 00:05:33,516 --> 00:05:36,505 I wonder who thought of this wonderful surprise. 53 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:40,599 This is such a big house, and I didn't want you to get lonely. 54 00:05:41,263 --> 00:05:42,753 She's all heart. 55 00:05:43,499 --> 00:05:45,944 Well, you know it's more fun with the whole gang. 56 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:48,786 - Not what I had in mind! - Frankie, that's just it. 57 00:05:48,787 --> 00:05:51,325 I don't trust myself when I'm alone with you. 58 00:05:51,774 --> 00:05:53,799 - You really put me on. - Frankie... 59 00:05:53,909 --> 00:05:58,629 "Just the two of us. Nobody else in the whole world. Like being married." 60 00:05:58,630 --> 00:06:02,517 You're not going to get away with it. I'm going to get rid of all these guys. 61 00:06:02,518 --> 00:06:03,651 Then there's going to be the two of us... 62 00:06:03,652 --> 00:06:05,412 rattling around this great big house together. 63 00:06:05,413 --> 00:06:06,413 Frankie! 64 00:06:10,993 --> 00:06:14,429 - Hey. Wall-to-wall girls. - What are you doing here? 65 00:06:14,496 --> 00:06:16,930 Get out of here. 66 00:06:17,966 --> 00:06:20,833 You get out and stay out! 67 00:06:24,273 --> 00:06:28,004 - Take off. - Thanks for the invitation, Frankie. 68 00:06:32,152 --> 00:06:33,652 Where'd I go wrong? 69 00:07:06,982 --> 00:07:10,474 Hey, you're gonna rub a hole right through it. 70 00:07:11,487 --> 00:07:12,920 Hello, there. 71 00:07:14,723 --> 00:07:16,020 Hi, there. 72 00:07:17,392 --> 00:07:19,360 Come on. Let's go. 73 00:07:21,563 --> 00:07:22,663 All right. You can go now. 74 00:07:22,664 --> 00:07:24,530 - What do you mean? - Get lost. 75 00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:44,398 Well! I can see the headlines now. 76 00:10:44,399 --> 00:10:48,927 "Famed Anthropologist Dr. R.O. Sutwell Arrested as a Peeping Tom." 77 00:10:49,037 --> 00:10:51,528 My dear young woman, at this moment, I'm concentrating... 78 00:10:51,606 --> 00:10:55,440 on developmental biology in human beings. 79 00:10:55,544 --> 00:10:59,708 - That's what I mean. - Marianne, I'm no match for your wit. 80 00:10:59,781 --> 00:11:01,772 Here. Take a look, please. 81 00:11:01,773 --> 00:11:04,819 Not me. I blush easily. I'm a Philadelphia girl. 82 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:06,754 But tell me about it. 83 00:11:06,822 --> 00:11:09,286 I presume you've guessed. It's my new book. 84 00:11:09,287 --> 00:11:11,504 By the way, how do you like this title? 85 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:14,785 "The Behavioral Pattern of the Young Adult 86 00:11:14,786 --> 00:11:16,564 "and It's Relation to Primitive Tribes." 87 00:11:16,765 --> 00:11:18,665 - I've got a shorter title. - What's that? 88 00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:22,198 - Teenage Sex. - You know, Marianne, 89 00:11:22,499 --> 00:11:25,136 it's absolutely fascinating how similar the behavior patterns... 90 00:11:25,137 --> 00:11:27,608 of these young people is to the other tribes we've observed. 91 00:11:27,609 --> 00:11:31,375 Oh, come on, Professor, these are just normal American kids. 92 00:11:31,446 --> 00:11:34,464 American, yes. Normal, no. 93 00:11:34,465 --> 00:11:36,424 Marianne, they're a true subculture. 94 00:11:37,753 --> 00:11:40,415 They live in a society as primitive as the aborigine of New Guinea. 95 00:11:40,489 --> 00:11:42,515 Now, listen to this, quickly. 96 00:11:42,516 --> 00:11:44,827 - Dis you dig his action? - His action? 97 00:11:44,828 --> 00:11:47,428 He was hanging ten, when he tried to shoot the pier, 98 00:11:47,429 --> 00:11:50,364 and dinged his board just when he took the air. 99 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,415 - Maybe you've got a point. - You bet I have. 100 00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:58,197 I'm gonna need reference books All of Max Jacobson's works on puberty rites. 101 00:11:58,306 --> 00:12:01,104 Murchison's studies of the Aztec fertility symbols at Spanish Key. 102 00:12:01,176 --> 00:12:02,171 Coming of age. That sort of things. 103 00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:05,358 Marianne, this book will be my triumph. 104 00:12:05,781 --> 00:12:07,510 And you'll never get it through the mails. 105 00:12:07,545 --> 00:12:08,883 But hang on the picture rights. 106 00:12:08,884 --> 00:12:11,478 American International will snap it up in a minute. 107 00:12:11,479 --> 00:12:14,627 - I take then that you won't help me? - Have I ever said no? 108 00:12:16,342 --> 00:12:18,492 Come to think of it, you never have. 109 00:12:18,493 --> 00:12:19,721 I'll help. 110 00:12:20,228 --> 00:12:21,786 Thank you, Marianne. 111 00:12:23,498 --> 00:12:25,745 - On one condition. - Yes? What's that? 112 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,220 After you write this book on sex... 113 00:12:28,221 --> 00:12:29,804 Yes? 114 00:12:29,805 --> 00:12:30,863 Read it. 115 00:12:46,384 --> 00:12:48,355 Rhonda, what are you doing? 116 00:12:48,356 --> 00:12:50,916 Watch. They come all unhinged. 117 00:13:01,870 --> 00:13:03,929 See, it works every time. 118 00:13:11,646 --> 00:13:15,742 At the present time I am secluded approximately... 119 00:13:15,817 --> 00:13:18,650 37 to 40 yards from the subject group. 120 00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:22,223 Did it ever occur to you that there's something else in life... 121 00:13:22,224 --> 00:13:24,249 besides getting a boy? 122 00:13:24,626 --> 00:13:26,560 - Like what? - Love. 123 00:13:26,928 --> 00:13:29,591 Here's something now. Here's something coming in. 124 00:13:29,592 --> 00:13:33,067 What's your problem? Frankie giving you the cold treatment or something? 125 00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:35,229 Deep freeze would be more like it. 126 00:13:35,337 --> 00:13:36,737 You can't really blame him. 127 00:13:36,738 --> 00:13:40,508 He brought you down here alone, and you turn the place into a teenage flophouse. 128 00:13:40,509 --> 00:13:43,137 Well, at the last minute I got cold feet. 129 00:13:43,245 --> 00:13:47,443 If somebody had wild plans for me, why stop him? 130 00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:53,614 Rhonda, I want Frankie to think of me as more than just a girl. 131 00:13:53,921 --> 00:13:57,092 - There's something else? - Yes! A wife 132 00:13:57,607 --> 00:14:00,018 Wife? Dee Dee, you're not even a woman. 133 00:14:01,363 --> 00:14:02,694 But I'm close. 134 00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:06,297 And I'm not getting any closer until I'm a wife! 135 00:14:10,472 --> 00:14:11,837 Dolores, come here! 136 00:14:17,112 --> 00:14:19,376 The music you hear in the background they're playing... 137 00:14:19,377 --> 00:14:23,601 Oh, brief footnote on comparison to Haitian voodoo ceremonial. 138 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:27,388 Well, along the coast past Malibu 139 00:14:27,589 --> 00:14:30,217 I make it every day after school is through 140 00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:33,192 My secret surfing' spot where only I know 141 00:14:33,262 --> 00:14:35,526 - The gremmies and the hodads never go - Never go 142 00:14:35,597 --> 00:14:37,292 I said the gremmies and the hodads never go 143 00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:39,727 Incredible. 144 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,463 Well, I'm hotdogging on my board till the sun goes down 145 00:14:42,598 --> 00:14:45,467 I jump into my woodie and I make it back to town. 146 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:48,476 My secret surfing' spot where only I know 147 00:14:48,677 --> 00:14:50,872 - The gremmies and the hodads never go - Never go 148 00:14:50,946 --> 00:14:52,937 I said the gremmies and the hodads never go 149 00:14:53,048 --> 00:14:54,072 Never go 150 00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:58,180 My secret surfing' spot is the talk of the school 151 00:14:58,253 --> 00:15:01,120 The Samoan puberty dance all over again. 152 00:15:01,223 --> 00:15:03,953 My secret surfing' spot where only I know 153 00:15:04,059 --> 00:15:06,391 - The gremmies and the hodads never go - Never go 154 00:15:06,461 --> 00:15:08,520 I said the gremmies and the hodads never go 155 00:15:09,932 --> 00:15:12,737 Yeah, I'm hotdogging on my board till the sun goes down 156 00:15:12,738 --> 00:15:16,070 The mating dance of the whooping crane. 157 00:15:16,571 --> 00:15:19,199 My secret surfing' spot where only I know 158 00:15:19,274 --> 00:15:21,799 - The gremmies and the hodads never go - Never go 159 00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:23,741 I said the gremmies and the hodads never go 160 00:15:23,812 --> 00:15:24,870 Never go 161 00:15:41,843 --> 00:15:43,598 Absolutely impossible. 162 00:15:44,099 --> 00:15:47,227 I'm hotdogging on my board till the sun goes down 163 00:15:47,302 --> 00:15:49,807 I jump into my woodie and I make it back to town 164 00:15:49,808 --> 00:15:52,237 My secret surfing' spot where only I know 165 00:15:52,238 --> 00:15:54,762 They're now concluding their ceremony. 166 00:15:54,763 --> 00:15:57,180 And they're collapsing exhausted in the sand. 167 00:16:00,315 --> 00:16:02,283 That was great. 168 00:16:06,421 --> 00:16:09,822 By use of the directional audio phonic microphone now, 169 00:16:09,924 --> 00:16:15,226 I shall attempt to pick up some of their more secret yearnings. 170 00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:36,907 Gee, girls are pretty. 171 00:16:36,985 --> 00:16:39,920 - You just found that out, huh? - Well, I mean when they move. 172 00:16:39,988 --> 00:16:42,422 - Right, Frankie? - Come on, knock it off, huh? 173 00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:45,459 - What's bugging you, Frank? - It's Dolores. She racked him up. 174 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,550 Deadhead, you've got the biggest mouth in the world. 175 00:16:48,096 --> 00:16:49,996 - Yeah? - Yeah. 176 00:16:50,265 --> 00:16:53,359 Well, he's right. It is Dolores. 177 00:16:53,468 --> 00:16:55,129 Fellows, how would you like to have plans for a girl 178 00:16:55,203 --> 00:16:56,492 and end up with a surfboard? 179 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,971 If you're smart, you'll dump her. 180 00:16:57,972 --> 00:16:59,166 - He's right. - Yeah. 181 00:16:59,274 --> 00:17:00,580 She's not gonna get away with it. 182 00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:02,236 I've been building for this scene all year. 183 00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:05,479 - Then you're gonna dump her? - Well, I would in a flash. 184 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,038 - Except for one little thing. - What's that? 185 00:17:07,148 --> 00:17:10,015 - I love her. - Never say that! 186 00:17:10,118 --> 00:17:11,779 Man, you want to ruin it for the rest of us? 187 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,314 - We'll throw you out the union. - What am I gonna do? I'm hooked. 188 00:17:14,315 --> 00:17:17,191 Look, you're been building all year for this scene, right? 189 00:17:17,192 --> 00:17:20,320 - Okay, so you build someplace else, huh? - Yeah, right. 190 00:17:20,795 --> 00:17:23,127 - Yeah. Put her down. - Right. 191 00:17:27,802 --> 00:17:30,066 You know what happens when a chick knows you dig her? 192 00:17:30,171 --> 00:17:31,798 What? 193 00:17:31,799 --> 00:17:34,454 - She walks all over you. - Yeah! 194 00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:38,202 Well, I'll show. I'll dig somebody else. 195 00:17:38,203 --> 00:17:42,353 - Another chick? - If I were Dolores, I wouldn't like that. 196 00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:47,882 That's the point, goo-goo. Put her down. But who? Who can I... 197 00:17:47,883 --> 00:17:48,883 - Hey, is she still there? - Who? 198 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,621 The one at Big Daddy's, you know. 199 00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:54,862 - The cream puff. - You mean, Ava. 200 00:17:55,163 --> 00:17:57,529 - Yeah, Ava. - Man, she's something else. 201 00:17:57,699 --> 00:17:59,257 She's got everything, huh? 202 00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:01,164 Well, I'll tell you, if she hasn't got it, 203 00:18:01,236 --> 00:18:03,898 it's only because she hasn't got room for it. 204 00:18:05,163 --> 00:18:07,163 - Big Daddy's tonight. - You're on! 205 00:18:43,778 --> 00:18:45,211 And now, 206 00:18:47,549 --> 00:18:48,948 a poem 207 00:18:50,019 --> 00:18:54,272 by our beloved teacher... 208 00:18:54,889 --> 00:18:56,618 Cappy Caplan! 209 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:08,800 A poem dedicated to Big Daddy! 210 00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:17,344 D is for Dallas. 211 00:19:18,079 --> 00:19:20,274 I may not go there. 212 00:19:20,582 --> 00:19:26,452 A is for, "Ah, ah, ah." 213 00:19:27,629 --> 00:19:29,488 D is for Nicholas. 214 00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:32,113 Long may he wave. 215 00:19:34,295 --> 00:19:40,029 D is for D-Day or maybe Day D. 216 00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:43,637 Y... 217 00:19:44,596 --> 00:19:46,853 - Why not? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 218 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:49,512 Put them all together, the spell Daddy! 219 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,557 He's been a mother to us all. 220 00:19:56,217 --> 00:19:58,344 Yeah. Yeah! 221 00:19:58,419 --> 00:19:59,818 Dance, swing, live, kids. 222 00:19:59,888 --> 00:20:03,585 Remember that tomorrow may be the day after today. 223 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:08,294 Swing, live, dance. I will walk among you. 224 00:20:14,936 --> 00:20:17,564 Well, I looked at the heavies They were rolling' in fast 225 00:20:17,672 --> 00:20:20,266 I knew I'd better make it 'cause they just don't last 226 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,093 I'm surfing' 227 00:20:22,094 --> 00:20:24,578 Surfing' Swinging and surfing' 228 00:20:25,907 --> 00:20:28,449 Oh, the sand and the sea is the only life for me 229 00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:30,384 I'm surfing' 230 00:20:30,452 --> 00:20:32,699 Yeah, and I'm surfing' 231 00:20:33,629 --> 00:20:36,624 I'm hotdogging on my board Gonna have me a ball 232 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:40,712 Caught a good ride and that was all I'm surfing' 233 00:20:40,713 --> 00:20:42,924 Surfing' and a-surfing' 234 00:20:44,299 --> 00:20:47,291 Oh, the sand and the sea is the only life for me 235 00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:51,862 Just surfing' Yeah, just surfing' 236 00:20:52,707 --> 00:20:55,232 Well, I looked at the beach There was nothin' but chicks 237 00:20:55,310 --> 00:20:57,778 Rode a breaker in Gonna get my kicks 238 00:20:57,879 --> 00:20:59,972 I'm surfing' 239 00:21:00,248 --> 00:21:02,876 Surfing' and a-surfing' 240 00:21:03,385 --> 00:21:05,876 Oh, the sand and the sea is the only life for me 241 00:21:05,877 --> 00:21:07,721 I'm surfing' 242 00:21:07,722 --> 00:21:09,986 Yeah, and I'm surfing' 243 00:21:11,426 --> 00:21:13,121 Just surfing' 244 00:21:33,815 --> 00:21:36,340 I met a little blonde and I asked her if I could date her 245 00:21:36,451 --> 00:21:38,882 She said, "Come on, honey You can wash your board later" 246 00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:40,874 I'm surfing' 247 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:43,522 Surfing' and a-surfing' 248 00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:46,794 Oh, the sand and the sea is the only life for me 249 00:21:46,795 --> 00:21:51,357 I'm a-surfing' Yes, just surfing' 250 00:21:57,339 --> 00:22:00,706 Yeah, surfing', baby Just a-surfing' 251 00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:04,568 Oh, the sand and the sea is the only life for me 252 00:22:04,569 --> 00:22:06,093 I'm surfing' 253 00:22:07,182 --> 00:22:08,809 Just surfing' 254 00:22:14,389 --> 00:22:17,688 Surfing' Come on, I'm surfing' 255 00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:19,817 Well, I'm surfing' 256 00:22:23,498 --> 00:22:26,133 Well, I'm surfing' 257 00:22:28,737 --> 00:22:31,467 - There she is. What do you think? - Hey, man. 258 00:22:31,571 --> 00:22:33,773 - Yeah! - Yeah, she's some chick, huh? 259 00:22:34,676 --> 00:22:36,075 Yeah! 260 00:22:41,179 --> 00:22:43,901 - Is this what you wanted? - It sure is. 261 00:22:54,395 --> 00:22:56,022 - I'm sorry! - Here. I'll help you with that. 262 00:22:56,023 --> 00:22:59,054 Oh, would you? I always spill things. 263 00:22:59,934 --> 00:23:02,596 - I'm sorry. - Yeah! 264 00:23:05,273 --> 00:23:07,707 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 265 00:23:09,444 --> 00:23:14,177 Say, listen, maybe when you take a break, we could kind of dance a little, huh? 266 00:23:14,282 --> 00:23:16,790 Oh yes. I break very soon. 267 00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:20,136 Well, here. Let me take you tray. I'll take this for you here. 268 00:24:18,112 --> 00:24:20,103 You done it again, boss. 269 00:24:20,181 --> 00:24:23,639 You stupid. You stupid. 270 00:24:24,018 --> 00:24:25,508 Fix it. 271 00:24:29,423 --> 00:24:32,517 MICE - RATS 272 00:24:48,009 --> 00:24:50,375 Just what we needed, the black plague. 273 00:24:54,849 --> 00:24:56,282 Out! 274 00:24:58,452 --> 00:24:59,851 Out! 275 00:25:07,562 --> 00:25:08,688 Hold this. 276 00:25:09,530 --> 00:25:12,761 Any moment I shall try for my first contact. This is always difficult. 277 00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:16,269 - Hey, Dad. - I thought maybe you'd skip us this year. 278 00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:19,836 I like you. And when Eric Von Zipper likes somebody, they stay liked. 279 00:25:19,837 --> 00:25:22,387 - Yeah, thanks a lot. - Yeah, and I like it here. 280 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:23,811 - He likes it here. - He likes it here. 281 00:25:23,812 --> 00:25:26,079 You see, I told you. I like it here. 282 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,377 - I get the message. - Yeah. 283 00:25:27,378 --> 00:25:28,378 Look, just don't make any trouble, huh? 284 00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:30,516 Who me? 285 00:25:37,191 --> 00:25:40,024 Aggressive. Definite aggression. 286 00:25:49,770 --> 00:25:51,897 Something's about to... 287 00:26:14,475 --> 00:26:18,912 Definite jungle reversion. Well-executed, too. 288 00:26:34,215 --> 00:26:37,150 Keep a-moving' and a-grooving' Don't stop now 289 00:26:37,252 --> 00:26:38,981 Don't stop now 290 00:26:39,087 --> 00:26:41,954 Keep a-jumping' and a-stomping' Don't stop now 291 00:26:42,056 --> 00:26:44,176 Don't stop now 292 00:26:44,177 --> 00:26:46,627 Whoa, baby, when you shake so fine 293 00:26:47,128 --> 00:26:49,480 I get the fits and chills up my spine 294 00:26:49,481 --> 00:26:52,500 What you're doing' is getting' to me Don't stop now 295 00:26:53,001 --> 00:26:54,833 Don't stop now 296 00:26:54,834 --> 00:26:58,238 Wind up and let it go now Don't hold back 297 00:26:58,239 --> 00:26:59,934 Don't hold back 298 00:26:59,935 --> 00:27:03,644 Wind up and let it go now Don't hold back 299 00:27:03,645 --> 00:27:05,579 Don't hold back 300 00:27:05,683 --> 00:27:08,449 Whoa, baby, when you shake so wild 301 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:11,685 You make me feel like a motherless child 302 00:27:11,786 --> 00:27:14,186 What you're doing' is getting' to me Don't stop now 303 00:27:14,289 --> 00:27:16,655 Don't stop now 304 00:27:16,758 --> 00:27:20,125 Little girl, I can tell by that look in your eye 305 00:27:21,449 --> 00:27:24,637 You got a kind of pleasure making' my temperature rise 306 00:27:26,856 --> 00:27:29,923 Let me tell you now That's all right with me. 307 00:27:32,159 --> 00:27:35,856 Long as you never let it drop a single degree 308 00:27:38,112 --> 00:27:40,979 Keep a-saying' what you're saying' Don't stop now 309 00:27:41,049 --> 00:27:42,607 Don't stop now 310 00:27:42,684 --> 00:27:46,051 Yeah, keep a-saying' what you're saying' Don't stop now 311 00:27:46,154 --> 00:27:48,316 Don't stop now 312 00:27:48,317 --> 00:27:51,158 Whoa, each time you twist your hips 313 00:27:51,159 --> 00:27:53,719 Somethin' inside goes a- flippety flip 314 00:27:54,128 --> 00:27:57,029 What you're doing' is getting' to me Don't stop now 315 00:27:57,131 --> 00:27:59,065 Don't stop now 316 00:28:02,403 --> 00:28:04,394 Don't stop now 317 00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:09,237 Don't stop now 318 00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:19,681 Don't stop now 319 00:28:20,255 --> 00:28:24,248 Little girl, I can tell by that look in your eye 320 00:28:26,261 --> 00:28:30,163 You get a kind of pleasure making' my temperature rise 321 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:34,760 Let me tell you now That's all right with me 322 00:28:36,604 --> 00:28:41,906 Long as you never let it drop a single degree 323 00:28:42,343 --> 00:28:45,210 Keep a-saying' what you're saying' Don't stop now 324 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,440 Don't stop now 325 00:28:47,492 --> 00:28:50,717 Keep a-saying' what you're saying' Don't stop now 326 00:28:50,718 --> 00:28:51,946 Don't stop now 327 00:28:53,087 --> 00:28:54,919 Whoa, every time you twist your hips 328 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,518 Somethin' inside goes a- flippety flip 329 00:28:57,519 --> 00:29:00,961 What you're doing' is getting' to me Don't stop now 330 00:29:00,962 --> 00:29:02,361 Don't stop now 331 00:29:02,362 --> 00:29:06,522 What you're doing' is getting' to me Don't stop now 332 00:29:07,035 --> 00:29:08,229 Don't stop now 333 00:29:08,303 --> 00:29:10,363 Yeah, yeah, what you're doing' is getting' to me 334 00:29:10,364 --> 00:29:13,219 Don't stop now Don't stop now 335 00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:17,311 What you're doing' is getting' to me Don't stop now 336 00:29:17,812 --> 00:29:20,576 Don't stop now Don't stop now 337 00:29:20,648 --> 00:29:23,139 Don't stop now Don't stop now! 338 00:29:23,251 --> 00:29:24,616 Don't stop now 339 00:29:35,429 --> 00:29:37,829 - Hey. - Oh. Oh, please, excuse me. 340 00:29:37,932 --> 00:29:40,298 What's the matter, baby? You got a problem? 341 00:29:40,401 --> 00:29:44,167 Yeah, that oversexed maniac with that girl. 342 00:29:44,271 --> 00:29:47,193 - Well, don't think about him no more. - What? 343 00:29:47,194 --> 00:29:51,384 - Eric Von Zipper likes you. - Who's that? 344 00:29:51,879 --> 00:29:53,312 Me! 345 00:29:58,252 --> 00:30:02,154 - Well, you've done it again, boss. - You stupid. 346 00:30:02,919 --> 00:30:03,919 I'd better go now. 347 00:30:04,777 --> 00:30:09,262 Hey, baby. Girls fall for Eric Von Zipper. 348 00:30:09,263 --> 00:30:11,788 - I didn't fall. I tripped. - Tripped, schmipped. 349 00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:15,700 What's the difference? You're here, and you look good to me. 350 00:30:16,170 --> 00:30:17,694 Yeah, I'm here with friends. 351 00:30:17,805 --> 00:30:21,673 Yeah, well, he found a new chick. 352 00:30:22,776 --> 00:30:26,769 - You'd better let me go. - Hey! I like you. 353 00:30:26,770 --> 00:30:29,999 And whatever Eric Von Zipper wants, he gets. 354 00:30:31,785 --> 00:30:33,854 No! No! Don't! 355 00:30:33,855 --> 00:30:36,016 Excuse me. Excuse me? 356 00:30:37,658 --> 00:30:42,789 I'm R.O. Sutwell. I'm sorry to intrude, but you're molesting this young lady. 357 00:30:43,230 --> 00:30:45,562 What are you, her grandfather? 358 00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:50,457 To be perfectly factual, I've really never met her. 359 00:30:50,838 --> 00:30:53,466 Now, if you'll be so kind as to unwrap her. 360 00:30:53,674 --> 00:30:58,577 Look, nobody tells Eric Von Zipper nothing. 361 00:30:58,846 --> 00:31:01,679 Yeah, that's right. No one tells Eric Von Zipper nothing. 362 00:31:01,749 --> 00:31:04,650 - Couldn't... Who are you? - J.D. 363 00:31:04,686 --> 00:31:07,120 That's short for juvenile delinquent. 364 00:31:07,188 --> 00:31:08,951 One moment. Before you do something you may regret, 365 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:11,324 I think it only fair to caution you that I practice... 366 00:31:11,325 --> 00:31:14,692 a most potent oriental physic-psycho philosophy. 367 00:31:15,276 --> 00:31:17,497 Yeah, and he looks like one, too. 368 00:31:20,702 --> 00:31:22,837 Well, I'm gonna give you something new to practice. 369 00:31:24,026 --> 00:31:25,267 - Wait just a moment... - Like pain. 370 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,993 Excuse me. Would you hold this for just... 371 00:31:43,891 --> 00:31:47,554 I'll have to send for another one of these. Could you hold these parts for me? 372 00:31:50,397 --> 00:31:52,522 Hold these, too, please, will you? 373 00:31:52,523 --> 00:31:54,498 And watch the battery. They're very hot. Be careful. 374 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:58,438 I don't think they manufacture this model... 375 00:31:58,939 --> 00:32:01,430 - I'm sorry. - Hey, I'm gonna rip you for that. 376 00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:03,865 The Himalayan time suspensions technique. 377 00:32:08,148 --> 00:32:10,139 I think it would be... 378 00:32:15,456 --> 00:32:17,447 Hey, what'd you do to him? 379 00:32:17,448 --> 00:32:21,728 It's very simple. A complex pressure point and applied force. 380 00:32:21,729 --> 00:32:26,428 You see? Now he's in the clutches of what we call time suspension. 381 00:32:32,147 --> 00:32:33,147 Hey, boss? 382 00:32:34,241 --> 00:32:36,675 You're fantastic. Just wonderful! 383 00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:39,142 Thank you very kindly. 384 00:32:39,346 --> 00:32:41,610 May I escort you home? 385 00:32:41,682 --> 00:32:43,115 Thank you. 386 00:32:46,486 --> 00:32:49,456 I appreciate so much your holding those parts for me. 387 00:32:49,757 --> 00:32:51,452 Thank you. They're very precious to me. 388 00:32:51,525 --> 00:32:53,356 - Hey... - The battery, yes. 389 00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:55,520 But, listen. What about him? 390 00:32:55,521 --> 00:32:57,836 Oh, yes. Fortunately, the force was light. 391 00:32:57,837 --> 00:33:01,137 He'll come around in a few hours. Just keep him warm and comfortable. 392 00:33:01,702 --> 00:33:03,135 My dear. 393 00:33:04,338 --> 00:33:05,771 Dolores. 394 00:33:05,939 --> 00:33:07,873 Where do you think you're going? 395 00:33:07,975 --> 00:33:11,638 I'm being escorted home by this nice, old gentleman. 396 00:33:11,712 --> 00:33:14,977 - Okay! - A-OK! 397 00:33:18,352 --> 00:33:21,844 He done it with his finger. One lousy finger. Zap! 398 00:33:21,955 --> 00:33:24,856 And look at him. He don't even move. No nothing. 399 00:33:24,958 --> 00:33:28,951 - He said he slipped a clutch or something. - And he's in time suspenders. 400 00:33:29,029 --> 00:33:31,862 I don't care what he's wearing. Get this stiff out of here. Out! 401 00:33:31,965 --> 00:33:34,866 Hey, gently! Gently! Don't break him. 402 00:33:52,252 --> 00:33:53,685 Careful. 403 00:33:53,754 --> 00:33:56,154 I just can't get over how great you were. 404 00:33:56,223 --> 00:33:58,874 I mean, the way you saved me from that storm trooper. 405 00:33:58,875 --> 00:34:02,995 That was nothing, Dolores, nothing. But thank you. Thank you just the same. 406 00:34:02,996 --> 00:34:05,988 Oh, say, you don't mind my calling you Dolores, do you? 407 00:34:06,066 --> 00:34:09,593 Oh, not at all, if I can call you... What is your name? 408 00:34:09,703 --> 00:34:13,537 - Sutwell. Robert Orwell Sutwell. - Orwell? 409 00:34:13,707 --> 00:34:16,608 Yes, I'm sorry. That's always been sort of a problem with me. 410 00:34:16,710 --> 00:34:20,612 - I'll just call you Robert, okay? - A-OK. 411 00:34:20,714 --> 00:34:23,581 Dolores, I've got to confess something to you. 412 00:34:23,684 --> 00:34:26,676 You've suddenly become very important to me. 413 00:34:26,754 --> 00:34:29,951 And I'm interested in finding out more about you. 414 00:34:29,952 --> 00:34:33,506 - Oh? - You see, I'm an explorer. 415 00:34:35,678 --> 00:34:38,467 I explore. You understand? 416 00:34:39,633 --> 00:34:41,897 Yes, I understand. 417 00:34:42,202 --> 00:34:44,102 You're my first contact. 418 00:34:45,559 --> 00:34:47,739 Really? At your age? 419 00:34:49,672 --> 00:34:55,715 Yes, and to a man of my age, first contacts are terribly important. 420 00:34:55,716 --> 00:34:58,276 I know. Contact's the most important thing... 421 00:34:58,277 --> 00:34:59,277 in the whole world. 422 00:35:00,287 --> 00:35:02,778 Well, I wouldn't exactly say that. 423 00:35:02,779 --> 00:35:04,274 - You wouldn't? - No. 424 00:35:05,292 --> 00:35:10,491 You're so right. I guess old men always seem to know so much more. 425 00:35:10,492 --> 00:35:14,657 I don't know. We old codgers make mistakes, too, you know. 426 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,659 - Not very often, I'll bet. - Well... 427 00:35:18,439 --> 00:35:20,270 You're so distinguished. 428 00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:22,604 - And you study people. - Yes, that I do. 429 00:35:22,676 --> 00:35:25,338 Are you a doctor, like Dr. Shootser? 430 00:35:25,339 --> 00:35:29,282 - Well, when I... Dr. Shootser? - Yes. 431 00:35:29,283 --> 00:35:31,911 Wait a minute. Don't you mean Dr. Schweitzer? 432 00:35:32,319 --> 00:35:33,204 Is that his name? 433 00:35:33,205 --> 00:35:35,516 Yes. I think he's still using it. You see... 434 00:35:35,622 --> 00:35:38,284 - And you're so exciting. - You think so? 435 00:35:38,358 --> 00:35:40,618 - You're not at all like... - Like Frankie? 436 00:35:40,619 --> 00:35:42,695 You'd like Frankie to think of you... 437 00:35:42,696 --> 00:35:44,755 as something more than a mere girl? Wouldn't you? 438 00:35:44,832 --> 00:35:45,322 That's right. 439 00:35:45,323 --> 00:35:48,099 You'd like him to consider you as a wife. 440 00:35:48,836 --> 00:35:51,630 - That's exactly what I said to Rhonda. - I know. 441 00:35:52,168 --> 00:35:55,004 I mean, I knew that that's the way you'd feel about it 442 00:35:55,624 --> 00:35:59,448 Dolores, now that we've met and sort gotten together... 443 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,843 Well, I guess you could say that we've made contact. 444 00:36:02,449 --> 00:36:07,720 It's funny that with all you experience that I'd be your first contact. 445 00:36:07,721 --> 00:36:09,154 Yes... 446 00:36:09,211 --> 00:36:11,576 - May I say something to you? - Oh, yes, please do. 447 00:36:13,111 --> 00:36:15,988 You may be my first contact, too. 448 00:36:15,989 --> 00:36:19,398 Dolores, dear, could we just go past contact for a moment? 449 00:36:19,399 --> 00:36:23,358 It isn't contact I want so much as your help. 450 00:36:23,359 --> 00:36:26,114 - Me help you? - Yes, with my research. 451 00:36:26,115 --> 00:36:28,308 You see, I want to find out all about you. 452 00:36:28,309 --> 00:36:31,176 How you live, where you live, your friends, what you like to do. 453 00:36:31,245 --> 00:36:33,236 Anything you want, Robert. 454 00:36:33,847 --> 00:36:36,645 Now, now, somehow I don't seem to... 455 00:36:37,718 --> 00:36:41,708 You know, I think it, would be better if we talk this over at my place. 456 00:36:47,361 --> 00:36:49,352 - All right. - You mean you will? 457 00:36:50,764 --> 00:36:52,391 Yes. 458 00:36:53,567 --> 00:36:55,364 Tomorrow then. 459 00:36:56,670 --> 00:37:00,162 - Tomorrow? - Yes, say about noon? 460 00:37:00,707 --> 00:37:05,576 Oh, Robert, you even know when a girl shouldn't be rushed. 461 00:37:07,748 --> 00:37:08,874 Dolores... 462 00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:17,213 Now, steady, old man. You have the age but not the experience. 463 00:37:20,025 --> 00:37:23,055 "You even know when a girl shouldn't be rushed.". 464 00:37:41,582 --> 00:37:43,072 Who said old? 465 00:37:48,755 --> 00:37:51,937 - Gee, what do you think of that? - I think he ought to grow a beard. 466 00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:54,660 - Deadhead, you've got a flabby mouth. - Yeah? 467 00:37:54,661 --> 00:37:55,821 - Yeah. - Yeah. 468 00:37:56,597 --> 00:38:00,397 I didn't say nothing. Boy, this has been some night. 469 00:38:00,467 --> 00:38:02,298 You can say that again. 470 00:38:02,402 --> 00:38:04,666 Boy, this has been some night. 471 00:38:16,183 --> 00:38:17,616 Professor! 472 00:38:21,688 --> 00:38:24,851 Oh, yes! Oh, yes, Marianne! 473 00:38:24,899 --> 00:38:26,299 I'll be there in just a moment. 474 00:38:27,761 --> 00:38:29,353 Just a second. 475 00:38:29,463 --> 00:38:31,021 Hurry! 476 00:38:31,131 --> 00:38:32,598 Oh, yes. 477 00:38:35,168 --> 00:38:37,033 I'm sorry. 478 00:38:37,137 --> 00:38:40,004 There's your old Fitzhampton and Murchison and... 479 00:38:40,107 --> 00:38:41,597 - Thank you. - ...Jacobson. 480 00:38:41,675 --> 00:38:44,701 Thank you. My, you've done this swiftly, Marianne. 481 00:38:45,946 --> 00:38:50,679 Marianne, would you believe that last night I made contact? 482 00:38:51,118 --> 00:38:53,052 From the looks of your eyes, I would believe it. 483 00:38:53,153 --> 00:38:56,122 Imagine. Contact in just two days. 484 00:38:57,557 --> 00:39:01,493 Marianne, incidentally, I want to ask you something. 485 00:39:01,561 --> 00:39:03,961 Would you say that I'm an old man? 486 00:39:04,031 --> 00:39:07,626 - Older than what? - Well, older than young. 487 00:39:07,701 --> 00:39:10,067 Do you know what you're talking about? 488 00:39:11,171 --> 00:39:14,800 - You know you're a very pretty woman. - You're not bad yourself. 489 00:39:15,342 --> 00:39:16,342 Thank you. 490 00:39:16,343 --> 00:39:19,110 In a bearded, academic sort of way. 491 00:39:19,111 --> 00:39:20,784 Yeah, that's what I thought. 492 00:39:22,015 --> 00:39:23,573 You know, all those young people out there, 493 00:39:23,650 --> 00:39:26,210 with their squirming tribal dances... 494 00:39:27,076 --> 00:39:29,185 Strange. All the years I spent in the jungle, 495 00:39:29,186 --> 00:39:31,110 I never took time out to learn to squirm. 496 00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:33,938 You think maybe you missed something? 497 00:39:34,895 --> 00:39:36,886 Maybe not all of it. 498 00:39:37,064 --> 00:39:41,114 But mostly with me, it's been a spectator sport. 499 00:39:41,115 --> 00:39:44,170 I've never really played on one of the teams. 500 00:39:44,671 --> 00:39:47,606 Don't you think it's time that you got off the bench 501 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:49,608 and into the game? 502 00:39:49,843 --> 00:39:50,867 Robert? 503 00:39:51,878 --> 00:39:53,345 Ah, hi, Rob... 504 00:39:54,347 --> 00:39:58,113 There's one of your teammates here for batting practice. 505 00:39:58,218 --> 00:39:59,776 Oh, yes, hello. 506 00:40:00,854 --> 00:40:02,754 Good morning, Dolores. 507 00:40:02,755 --> 00:40:07,195 You asked me to come by tomorrow, so there I am today just like you wanted. 508 00:40:07,627 --> 00:40:10,357 Oh, yes. Dolores, I think it might be well 509 00:40:10,358 --> 00:40:12,542 if I got dressed for the beach and met you down there. 510 00:40:13,366 --> 00:40:15,300 All righty. Don't be long. 511 00:40:16,136 --> 00:40:17,967 All righty. 512 00:40:18,825 --> 00:40:20,525 No wonder you feel old. 513 00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:24,234 Marianne, that's my first contact. It's pure research. It's business! 514 00:40:24,311 --> 00:40:27,075 - Lolita business. - I'm not the... 515 00:40:56,543 --> 00:40:58,238 Ava, I love you! 516 00:40:59,730 --> 00:41:00,730 Thank you, darling. 517 00:41:12,793 --> 00:41:13,817 Hey, Ava. 518 00:41:14,118 --> 00:41:17,049 - Hi, I look for Frankie. - He's coming in off the curl. 519 00:41:22,786 --> 00:41:25,431 - You coming surfing tonight? - If he takes me. 520 00:41:25,705 --> 00:41:28,037 Well, if he doesn't take you, I will. 521 00:41:28,175 --> 00:41:29,199 Frankie. 522 00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:35,270 - Oh, hello, Ava. - Hi, darling. 523 00:41:36,021 --> 00:41:38,684 What's the matter? Don't you like me? 524 00:41:38,685 --> 00:41:42,712 Yeah, sure, I like you, honey, but alone, not in front of so many people. 525 00:41:43,824 --> 00:41:45,815 Now, you're going to take me surfing tonight? 526 00:41:45,816 --> 00:41:46,816 Well, I... 527 00:41:49,863 --> 00:41:51,728 I just might. 528 00:41:51,832 --> 00:41:53,732 Come here, baby. 529 00:42:01,203 --> 00:42:05,396 - Tell me you love me. - Yeah, yeah, I love you. 530 00:42:08,348 --> 00:42:11,613 Where are you going? What you think you're doing? 531 00:42:22,747 --> 00:42:24,951 - Robert. - Oh, yes, right here. 532 00:42:28,143 --> 00:42:31,428 Good afternoon or good morning. No, it's afternoon. 533 00:42:34,423 --> 00:42:37,382 - Something wrong? - Oh, no, there's nothing... 534 00:42:38,167 --> 00:42:40,137 Where did you get those banana boats? 535 00:42:40,675 --> 00:42:43,196 Oh, yes. I'm very proud of these. I brought them back from Africa. 536 00:42:44,184 --> 00:42:46,175 How'd you get them away from the witch doctor? 537 00:42:46,253 --> 00:42:49,086 No, no. They weren't his. They belonged to the Chief. 538 00:42:49,189 --> 00:42:53,053 - Robert, they've got to go. - Do you think so? 539 00:42:53,054 --> 00:42:55,052 Well, all right. They're very comfortable. 540 00:42:56,964 --> 00:42:59,974 - What is this? - Oh, yes. I'm very proud of this too. 541 00:42:59,975 --> 00:43:01,496 This was present to me by another chief, 542 00:43:01,497 --> 00:43:03,381 the Chief of the Tokyo Fire Department. 543 00:43:04,037 --> 00:43:07,632 The firemen wear them to fires. It's fireproof, also waterproof. 544 00:43:07,695 --> 00:43:09,717 It's sort of a conversation piece. 545 00:43:10,543 --> 00:43:13,637 No one around here converses in the Japanese firehouse talk, 546 00:43:13,747 --> 00:43:15,237 so take it off. 547 00:43:15,482 --> 00:43:16,949 All right. 548 00:43:21,488 --> 00:43:22,849 A bathing suit? 549 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:25,272 Yes, I've had it for quite a while. 550 00:43:25,273 --> 00:43:27,804 It was presented to me by the Hong Kong YMCA. 551 00:43:28,228 --> 00:43:32,289 - With a skirt? - Yes, that's part of it. 552 00:43:32,599 --> 00:43:34,499 I'm afraid that's going to have to go, too. 553 00:43:34,601 --> 00:43:37,126 No, no, no, I'm afraid this will have to stay. This is it. 554 00:43:37,162 --> 00:43:39,772 - Well, maybe you could... - Maybe I could, but I'm not going to. 555 00:43:39,773 --> 00:43:42,765 I'm just fine as I am. Thank you very much. 556 00:43:42,909 --> 00:43:46,276 Well, in that case, here. Put this back on. 557 00:43:46,346 --> 00:43:47,779 Very well. 558 00:43:50,483 --> 00:43:53,111 My... I'm terribly sorry. 559 00:43:53,112 --> 00:43:56,629 Oh, no. Actually, I think you're kind of cute. 560 00:43:56,630 --> 00:43:59,559 Sort of a walking United Nations. 561 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,121 Thank you very much. 562 00:44:01,122 --> 00:44:03,829 You know Dolores, I don't get to the beach very often, 563 00:44:03,830 --> 00:44:04,830 so I really wasn't prepared. 564 00:44:05,932 --> 00:44:07,923 What does she see in old beaver puss anyway? 565 00:44:08,001 --> 00:44:11,937 I don't know. If he had a twin, he'd make a good cough drop. 566 00:44:13,506 --> 00:44:15,940 - You get what you pay for. - Deal! 567 00:44:20,524 --> 00:44:22,963 Hey, pops! Where'd you get that crazy kimono? 568 00:44:23,717 --> 00:44:28,950 It just so happens it was presented to him by the Chief of the Tokyo Fire Department. 569 00:44:29,222 --> 00:44:33,682 Wonderful! If my rickshaw ever catches fire, I'll know who to call! 570 00:44:35,195 --> 00:44:36,662 Come on. 571 00:44:43,914 --> 00:44:46,700 - Isn't it a hooting day? - Yes, is it... 572 00:44:48,041 --> 00:44:49,508 A hooting day? 573 00:44:49,576 --> 00:44:53,876 - The sets are so glassy. - The sets are glassy? 574 00:44:54,047 --> 00:44:58,006 - The waves! They're just like glass. - Oh, I see. 575 00:44:58,186 --> 00:44:59,930 Tell me something? Hooting? 576 00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:04,541 Now, as I see it, it means a sort of a cry of pleasure from the word "to hoot"? 577 00:45:06,726 --> 00:45:11,060 Oh, yeah, Robert, You�re so intelligent. 578 00:45:12,161 --> 00:45:13,896 Hey, come on. Let's skeg him. 579 00:45:14,401 --> 00:45:17,393 I think you're just perfect. 580 00:45:17,871 --> 00:45:19,566 Hooting, hooting. 581 00:45:21,541 --> 00:45:25,841 - What about Dolores? She likes him. - She's Frankie's girl. Come on. 582 00:45:26,046 --> 00:45:29,880 - And stoked? Now, stoked means happy? - Right. 583 00:45:30,016 --> 00:45:33,076 Hi, Dolores, we thought maybe we'd like to meet your friend. 584 00:45:33,111 --> 00:45:34,785 - Not now, Ken. - Stoked to meet you. 585 00:45:35,555 --> 00:45:37,059 - You talk like a real kook. - Thank you. You're very kind. 586 00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:38,792 Robert, I think we'd better go to the house. 587 00:45:38,793 --> 00:45:40,664 How are you on the board, beard? 588 00:45:40,665 --> 00:45:43,163 I can do a swan dive and a fairly goof jackknife. 589 00:45:43,630 --> 00:45:46,421 - No, no, no. The surfboard. - Oh, that, no. I've never done that. 590 00:45:46,422 --> 00:45:49,490 Must be fascinating. I'd like to learn. It seems fairly simple. 591 00:45:49,491 --> 00:45:51,885 Oh, it is, it is. How about right now, huh? 592 00:45:52,872 --> 00:45:55,466 - Hooting! Hooting! - Oh, no, Robert, no! 593 00:45:55,575 --> 00:45:57,907 We'll just try it right here first. 594 00:45:59,379 --> 00:46:01,370 Right there. Just lay right down there. That's the first step. 595 00:46:01,448 --> 00:46:02,881 I see. 596 00:46:04,008 --> 00:46:08,432 That's it. Right on your face, and paddle like this. 597 00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:09,433 What, like this? 598 00:46:10,657 --> 00:46:12,488 - You see that wave out there? - Oh, yes. 599 00:46:12,592 --> 00:46:14,429 Okay, now, you sneak into it. 600 00:46:14,430 --> 00:46:16,477 The first thing you know, you're up on your knees. 601 00:46:18,431 --> 00:46:20,729 - Like this? - That's it, that's it. 602 00:46:20,730 --> 00:46:23,024 Now you're to shoot that wave... You're building to it. 603 00:46:23,603 --> 00:46:25,043 - Shoot it? - Yeah, catch it. 604 00:46:25,044 --> 00:46:26,986 - Oh, catch. - Right. And you stand up. 605 00:46:29,109 --> 00:46:30,338 - Nothing to it. - That's great! 606 00:46:30,339 --> 00:46:32,988 - He's a real hotdogger. - Say, do you... 607 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,138 Hotdogger? 608 00:46:35,139 --> 00:46:38,209 - A good surfer. - Oh, really? Thank you. 609 00:46:38,210 --> 00:46:40,820 - You ride it right in. - Yes, ride it right in. 610 00:46:41,121 --> 00:46:43,085 - What do you say we give it a try? - You know he doesn't know how. 611 00:46:43,086 --> 00:46:44,523 - Now, now, please. - Robert. 612 00:46:45,024 --> 00:46:47,925 It's very, very simple, Dolores. All right, I'll go right... 613 00:46:47,994 --> 00:46:50,622 Don't you think you'd better take off some of your equipment? 614 00:46:50,697 --> 00:46:52,365 Oh, yes. Thank you very much. 615 00:46:52,366 --> 00:46:55,631 My Perkins reminder watch. Would you hold this please, Dolores? 616 00:46:56,169 --> 00:46:58,967 Oh, and my glasses. There we are. 617 00:46:59,205 --> 00:47:01,173 I guess I better take this off, too. 618 00:47:01,174 --> 00:47:04,143 Oh, boy, they just don't make those bathing suits like they used so. 619 00:47:04,144 --> 00:47:08,046 No, no, I'm very attached to this one. I wore it when I swam the Hellespont. 620 00:47:08,148 --> 00:47:10,444 I like it. I think it's substantial looking. 621 00:47:10,445 --> 00:47:12,509 Thank you, my dear. All right. 622 00:47:13,186 --> 00:47:16,781 Say, beard, you're gonna need this... 623 00:47:18,691 --> 00:47:21,216 when you jazz the glass. 624 00:47:21,217 --> 00:47:23,495 Jazz the glass? Oh, that's very good. 625 00:47:23,696 --> 00:47:27,393 - You got that? - Yes, I've got it. Thank you. 626 00:47:27,634 --> 00:47:28,726 Robert, don't! 627 00:47:28,761 --> 00:47:31,087 Now, now, now, please. I told you, I think is very simple, Dolores. 628 00:47:32,238 --> 00:47:33,500 Wait a moment. Wait a moment. 629 00:47:33,573 --> 00:47:37,634 I'd like to do a few calculations if you don't mind. 630 00:47:38,148 --> 00:47:42,950 Let see me. The standard sea level pressure is 29.92. 631 00:47:43,962 --> 00:47:48,153 Ought to be 30 inches to the... Oh, what is the weight of the board? 632 00:47:48,154 --> 00:47:49,587 Twenty-six pounds. 633 00:47:49,689 --> 00:47:51,384 Twenty-six. Thank you very much. Twenty-six... 634 00:47:53,630 --> 00:47:57,882 That's 2.6, averaged over X, times the natural buoyancy. 635 00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:02,167 Now, all submerged, it's 43. Let's see here. Saltwater. 636 00:48:02,168 --> 00:48:07,071 Saltwater is 7.2 over 0.4. 637 00:48:07,607 --> 00:48:08,699 Yes. 638 00:48:09,452 --> 00:48:11,986 There we are. I'm ready. 639 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:07,252 Oh, no wonder. I forgot to carry the two. 640 00:50:01,054 --> 00:50:02,146 Excuse me. 641 00:50:04,290 --> 00:50:06,884 - Excuse me. - Go away. We're closed. 642 00:50:08,895 --> 00:50:11,386 - Zen? - No, I'm asleep. 643 00:50:11,387 --> 00:50:14,206 I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 644 00:50:20,108 --> 00:50:23,675 Wait a minute. Hey, I know you. You're the guy who put the finger... 645 00:50:23,676 --> 00:50:24,700 on Von Zipper. 646 00:50:24,701 --> 00:50:25,701 I've been trying to figure you out for a long time. 647 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,012 Come on. Squat. Sit down. 648 00:50:31,184 --> 00:50:32,712 What's your racket? 649 00:50:32,713 --> 00:50:36,401 - My name is Sutwell. R. O. Sutwell. - R. O. 650 00:50:37,357 --> 00:50:39,325 And I'm here to ask questions. 651 00:50:39,392 --> 00:50:41,087 - You're a cop? - No. 652 00:50:41,194 --> 00:50:42,718 Don't worry about them. They're asleep. 653 00:50:42,829 --> 00:50:45,229 No, you see, I'm a developmental biologist, 654 00:50:45,331 --> 00:50:47,697 social anthropologist and an explorer. 655 00:50:48,101 --> 00:50:49,932 - You're joshing. - No, I'm doing research... 656 00:50:49,933 --> 00:50:51,871 on post-adolescent surf dwellers. I'm writing a book. 657 00:50:51,872 --> 00:50:55,515 - It's called "The Sutwell Report. - How about that? 658 00:50:55,516 --> 00:50:58,557 I'm studying rather primitive behavior patterns. 659 00:50:59,846 --> 00:51:01,404 You came to the right cat. 660 00:51:01,405 --> 00:51:02,715 If there's anything you want to know about these kids 661 00:51:02,816 --> 00:51:04,784 I can tell you the whole thing in two words. 662 00:51:05,251 --> 00:51:07,078 - They're nuts. - They're nuts? 663 00:51:07,079 --> 00:51:08,633 You see? You noticed it, too. 664 00:51:09,255 --> 00:51:11,280 What do you think they do all day? Run all around the beach. 665 00:51:11,391 --> 00:51:13,159 And they only got one thing on their mind. 666 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:13,992 Each other. 667 00:51:14,761 --> 00:51:16,729 That's sort of usual, isn't it? That starts in... 668 00:51:16,796 --> 00:51:19,560 I know, but they got so much energy. They don't know what to do with it. 669 00:51:19,632 --> 00:51:22,066 - They need a reason, a cause. - A cause? 670 00:51:22,135 --> 00:51:24,467 Yeah, that's why I hired him. 671 00:51:24,685 --> 00:51:28,507 Big Daddy. He'll give them the reason. He'll give them the cause. 672 00:51:28,908 --> 00:51:31,536 - What cause? He's asleep. - So he'll give them a sleepy cause. 673 00:51:31,611 --> 00:51:32,873 What's the difference? 674 00:51:32,874 --> 00:51:36,195 He's a real weirdo. I found him on the beach one day walking around. 675 00:51:36,196 --> 00:51:38,760 He had a couple of pigeons or seagulls on his shoulders. 676 00:51:39,252 --> 00:51:42,115 All these kids were gathered around him, waiting to hear the word. 677 00:51:42,116 --> 00:51:44,512 - What word? - We don't know yet. 678 00:51:44,664 --> 00:51:47,240 You know, you're a very remarkable fellow. 679 00:51:47,326 --> 00:51:50,227 - I think so. I like you, too, Professor. - Thank you. 680 00:51:50,296 --> 00:51:52,560 - Hey, one thing. Will you level with me? - All right. 681 00:51:52,632 --> 00:51:55,760 What's with the duster? You think it moves the chicks? 682 00:51:55,902 --> 00:51:59,099 No, as a matter of fact, it usually works the other way. 683 00:51:59,806 --> 00:52:02,900 I don't dig. You don't want to level with me, right? 684 00:52:03,176 --> 00:52:05,105 Yeah, all right, I'll level with you. 685 00:52:05,106 --> 00:52:06,845 I was the youngest professor at the university. 686 00:52:07,346 --> 00:52:09,906 In fact, I was so young it was sickening. 687 00:52:10,416 --> 00:52:12,816 Every time I opened my mouth, my students laughed. 688 00:52:12,919 --> 00:52:15,581 The other professors laughed. Even the janitors laughed. 689 00:52:15,582 --> 00:52:18,591 Well. I knew it couldn't go on for long, so one date at lunch, 690 00:52:19,010 --> 00:52:21,630 I presented my problem to an old professor friend of mine. 691 00:52:22,285 --> 00:52:25,363 And without even glancing up from his soup, he said, 692 00:52:25,364 --> 00:52:27,696 "Buy yourself a pair of glasses and grow a beard. " 693 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:32,134 So, you see, all of this is just 18 years of professor window dressing. 694 00:52:32,438 --> 00:52:36,169 Amazing how our lives parallel. I mean, you got the... And... 695 00:52:36,275 --> 00:52:39,335 - You know how I happened to raise this? - No. Why? 696 00:52:39,336 --> 00:52:42,670 I got a dimple in my chin, and I didn't want anybody mistaking me for Kirk Douglas. 697 00:52:44,283 --> 00:52:46,114 But you don't look anything like Kirk Douglas. 698 00:52:46,185 --> 00:52:47,516 Yeah, you see? 699 00:52:48,721 --> 00:52:52,122 Cappy, any help you can give me with my research 700 00:52:52,191 --> 00:52:54,182 will be deeply appreciated. 701 00:52:54,293 --> 00:52:56,766 Well, you're going to need more help than with your research. 702 00:52:56,767 --> 00:52:58,801 Somehow I don't dig. 703 00:52:59,311 --> 00:53:01,867 It's that Eric Von Zipper. He's looking for you. 704 00:53:02,368 --> 00:53:04,336 He's mad, real mad. 705 00:53:05,972 --> 00:53:08,406 Whoops, there she goes. I better go over and wake those girls up 706 00:53:08,508 --> 00:53:09,907 before they freeze like that. 707 00:53:10,009 --> 00:53:12,910 It once took me three weeks to unwind one of them. 708 00:53:13,713 --> 00:53:15,203 There goes the other one. 709 00:53:15,314 --> 00:53:19,250 All right, come on, girls. Up, up, everybody up. 710 00:53:19,352 --> 00:53:20,717 Well, I guess I'll just have to turn them over. 711 00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:23,914 They sleep better on their head. Come on, come on, up. 712 00:53:24,857 --> 00:53:25,915 Thank you, Cappy. 713 00:53:26,025 --> 00:53:27,356 I want to talk to you about Dolores. 714 00:53:27,426 --> 00:53:29,189 - I'm Frankie. - Oh, yes. 715 00:53:29,262 --> 00:53:30,759 - I know who you are. - You do? 716 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,265 You're the guy who's been cutting in on my time. 717 00:53:33,266 --> 00:53:34,426 Now, please. Just a moment... 718 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,991 You're brainwashing her with your beard. 719 00:53:36,992 --> 00:53:38,920 Brainwashing her with my beard? 720 00:53:39,405 --> 00:53:42,299 Why else would she be crazy about someone like you? 721 00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:45,330 - Now, that I resent... - I mean, you're an old man. 722 00:53:45,778 --> 00:53:48,372 Now, just a moment. If you're so wild about Dolores, 723 00:53:48,447 --> 00:53:51,307 why are you running around with this Hungarian goulash? 724 00:53:51,308 --> 00:53:52,308 Because she's my girl! 725 00:53:52,885 --> 00:53:54,989 - Who, goulash? - No, Dolores. 726 00:53:55,521 --> 00:53:59,753 Oh, I see. Yes. Make her jealous. Put her down. 727 00:53:59,859 --> 00:54:01,417 Typical aborigine attitude. 728 00:54:01,527 --> 00:54:04,587 I suppose you'd like to drag her off on your surfboard by the roots of her hair? 729 00:54:04,697 --> 00:54:07,188 Yes, I would. I love her. 730 00:54:07,266 --> 00:54:10,174 Look, I know how you can love her, too, because she's lovable. 731 00:54:10,175 --> 00:54:14,287 But I'm telling you this. I'm not going to let any overage, fuzzy face 732 00:54:14,288 --> 00:54:17,642 take away my girl, not if I have anything to do with it. 733 00:54:17,643 --> 00:54:20,271 And believe me, mister, I do! 734 00:54:22,662 --> 00:54:25,291 By the way, how you fixed for blades? 735 00:54:29,244 --> 00:54:32,991 Boy, that kid's really got a chip on his shoulders. I think it's his head. 736 00:54:33,492 --> 00:54:35,460 - Can I ask you something, Professor? - Yes. 737 00:54:35,561 --> 00:54:39,463 You studying these kids' sex life, or are you getting involved in it? 738 00:54:39,799 --> 00:54:41,232 See you. 739 00:54:44,971 --> 00:54:46,404 Involved. 740 00:55:13,065 --> 00:55:15,925 - Hi, Sue. Have you seen Dolores? - Dolores who? 741 00:55:15,926 --> 00:55:19,037 Dolores Del Rio. Now, come on! Where is she? 742 00:55:19,038 --> 00:55:20,232 Help yourself. 743 00:55:34,282 --> 00:55:35,282 - Oh, it's you. - Yeah, me. 744 00:55:35,850 --> 00:55:37,773 Well, there's nothing we have to say to each other. 745 00:55:37,774 --> 00:55:38,928 Yes, there is. Plenty. 746 00:55:38,929 --> 00:55:41,393 Now, look, this time has gone on long enough. 747 00:55:41,394 --> 00:55:43,862 I don't know what you're talking about. 748 00:55:43,863 --> 00:55:45,922 Oh, come off it! You and old pig bristles... 749 00:55:45,998 --> 00:55:49,331 It just so happens I love him, pig bristles and all. 750 00:55:49,435 --> 00:55:51,335 Have you gone right out of your mind? 751 00:55:51,437 --> 00:55:53,435 Maybe, but I'm not crazy enough to stick with you. 752 00:55:53,436 --> 00:55:55,262 - Not even if I loved you? - Not even if... 753 00:55:57,009 --> 00:55:58,704 What did you say? 754 00:55:59,612 --> 00:56:01,307 Not even if I loved you? 755 00:56:01,954 --> 00:56:05,650 - Do you, Frankie? - You know I do. 756 00:56:05,651 --> 00:56:07,710 But you never said it like that. 757 00:56:10,356 --> 00:56:11,789 Oh, honey. 758 00:56:19,699 --> 00:56:22,497 What is going on which I am included out? 759 00:56:23,402 --> 00:56:24,460 Ava. 760 00:56:27,907 --> 00:56:30,706 - There's something I have to tell you. - Tell me outside in the dark. 761 00:56:30,707 --> 00:56:34,389 - No, Ava, you've the wrong idea. - Frankie, you promised. 762 00:56:34,390 --> 00:56:37,182 - "Frankie, you promised." - Dolores, I was just... 763 00:56:37,483 --> 00:56:39,383 - I'm waiting. - She's "waiting." 764 00:56:39,485 --> 00:56:43,512 - But, look... What I'm trying to say is... - I want to hear you say it again. 765 00:56:43,589 --> 00:56:46,353 - Say what, Ava? - How he loves me. 766 00:56:46,892 --> 00:56:48,484 Did I say that? 767 00:56:49,528 --> 00:56:51,689 Dee Dee, I was only trying to... 768 00:56:55,034 --> 00:56:56,592 Where'd I go wrong? 769 00:56:56,702 --> 00:57:00,866 Ava will kiss and make it feel better. 770 00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:04,068 You bet she will. Come on. Let's go. 771 00:57:17,924 --> 00:57:19,789 Where did I go wrong? 772 00:57:20,326 --> 00:57:22,055 Treat him nicely. 773 00:57:23,696 --> 00:57:25,186 That's right! 774 00:57:25,397 --> 00:57:27,092 Well, maybe. 775 00:57:32,238 --> 00:57:36,607 Treat him nicely 776 00:57:36,608 --> 00:57:39,608 That's what you should do 777 00:57:41,848 --> 00:57:46,979 I was such a fool to treat him so cruel 778 00:57:47,487 --> 00:57:51,321 He found someone new 779 00:57:52,959 --> 00:57:57,191 Treat him gently 780 00:57:57,296 --> 00:58:01,494 And to him be true 781 00:58:02,012 --> 00:58:06,957 I was so unwise Told him little lies 782 00:58:07,807 --> 00:58:11,299 I lost him to you 783 00:58:12,812 --> 00:58:16,179 So I ask you to 784 00:58:16,180 --> 00:58:19,688 always take care of him 785 00:58:22,889 --> 00:58:27,656 Maybe it's because I know 786 00:58:27,727 --> 00:58:32,687 I still love him 787 00:58:33,900 --> 00:58:38,860 Treat him nicely 788 00:58:38,971 --> 00:58:43,704 With his love be kind 789 00:58:43,705 --> 00:58:47,998 Had a listened to advice I'm giving you 790 00:58:49,148 --> 00:58:53,346 He might still be mine 791 00:59:04,897 --> 00:59:10,199 Had a listened to advice I'm giving you 792 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:13,864 He might still be mine 793 00:59:15,508 --> 00:59:21,037 Had I listened to advice I'm giving you 794 00:59:21,113 --> 00:59:27,052 He might still be mine 795 00:59:33,359 --> 00:59:34,758 Professor? 796 00:59:35,695 --> 00:59:36,787 Professor? 797 00:59:37,062 --> 00:59:40,088 Yes, Marianne, I'm dressing. I'll be right there. 798 00:59:40,199 --> 00:59:40,956 Don't bother. 799 00:59:40,957 --> 00:59:43,691 I'm just lugging in the rest of your library. 800 00:59:43,769 --> 00:59:47,432 Oh, I see. Still upset with me? 801 00:59:47,539 --> 00:59:50,201 Upset? Why should I be upset? 802 00:59:50,276 --> 00:59:52,574 Oh, I don't know. I got that impression. 803 00:59:52,678 --> 00:59:55,442 By the way, how did the game go last night? 804 00:59:55,547 --> 00:59:59,677 - Any home runs? - No, but it wasn't exactly a shutout. 805 01:00:00,185 --> 01:00:02,619 I went shopping today. 806 01:00:12,131 --> 01:00:15,294 How do I look? 807 01:00:15,295 --> 01:00:17,856 - Like a South Sea island village. - Oh, thanks. 808 01:00:18,571 --> 01:00:23,065 - Waiting for the volcano to erupt. - Yes, that's a dramatic image. 809 01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:28,112 - It sort of blends with your beard. - Tell me, what is this with my beard? 810 01:00:28,113 --> 01:00:30,138 I've heard more about my beard in the last two days... 811 01:00:30,249 --> 01:00:31,807 than in all the years since I grew it. 812 01:00:32,217 --> 01:00:36,415 Maybe this tribe is more hip than the Hari I knew of Japan. 813 01:00:36,555 --> 01:00:39,149 I swear... Oh, hey, speaking of tribes, 814 01:00:39,258 --> 01:00:41,453 I'm gonna mingle tonight and get the inner workings of this tribe. 815 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:43,551 Now, I want you to follow me with the directional here 816 01:00:43,629 --> 01:00:45,153 and get it all down on tape. 817 01:00:45,264 --> 01:00:48,791 - I'll get all the good stuff. - You know, I'm really enjoying this. 818 01:00:48,901 --> 01:00:50,801 Scratch you later, chick. 819 01:00:50,903 --> 01:00:53,235 "Dig" you later. 820 01:00:53,305 --> 01:00:55,330 Dig. Oh, yes, yes. 821 01:00:55,331 --> 01:00:56,903 Yes, I must work on that. 822 01:00:58,811 --> 01:01:02,440 Well, I looked at the heavies They were rolling' in fast 823 01:01:02,514 --> 01:01:05,312 I knew I'd better make it 'cause they just don't last 824 01:01:05,417 --> 01:01:07,476 I'm surfing' 825 01:01:07,586 --> 01:01:10,612 Yeah, swinging' and surfing' 826 01:01:13,492 --> 01:01:14,857 Hello. 827 01:01:15,127 --> 01:01:17,527 Robert, I thought you'd never get here. 828 01:01:17,629 --> 01:01:20,189 Well, if it isn't King Kamehameha. 829 01:01:21,492 --> 01:01:22,492 Hooting, hooting. 830 01:01:24,274 --> 01:01:26,715 Who gave you the hat? Lily Dache? 831 01:01:27,139 --> 01:01:29,437 No, no, no. I bought this especially for tonight. 832 01:01:29,472 --> 01:01:32,072 Yeah. I want to be one of the gang. It's part of my research. 833 01:01:33,082 --> 01:01:37,016 - Robert, I love being your guinea pig. - Oh, thank you, thank you. 834 01:01:39,085 --> 01:01:41,553 Old pig bristles. 835 01:01:41,954 --> 01:01:44,184 Don't you worry about him. 836 01:01:47,660 --> 01:01:48,684 No. 837 01:01:52,898 --> 01:01:55,526 Put your arms around me. 838 01:01:55,527 --> 01:01:57,719 - What's the matter? You cold? - Yes. 839 01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:00,238 Well, say maybe I could put some more wood on the fire. 840 01:02:00,239 --> 01:02:01,706 - You would. - What? 841 01:02:01,807 --> 01:02:03,707 More wood on the fire. 842 01:02:07,046 --> 01:02:09,105 That's strange, I'm not the least bit cold. 843 01:02:09,515 --> 01:02:12,575 As a matter of fact, it seems very toasty here to me. 844 01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:16,344 - Robert! - What's the matter? 845 01:02:16,645 --> 01:02:18,189 - Your hat? - What's the matter with it? 846 01:02:18,190 --> 01:02:20,090 - It's on fire! - What? 847 01:02:26,085 --> 01:02:28,375 Here, pops! You may catch cold. 848 01:02:39,778 --> 01:02:43,441 - We're all here - Yeah, we're here 849 01:02:43,549 --> 01:02:47,246 The time has come The tide is out 850 01:02:47,352 --> 01:02:49,013 Yeah 851 01:02:49,088 --> 01:02:53,081 - So what do we do? - We keep warm 852 01:02:53,192 --> 01:02:56,591 - How do we do that, brothers? - We hold tight 853 01:02:56,592 --> 01:02:59,562 - What do we hold sinners? - Girls! 854 01:02:59,731 --> 01:03:01,790 Yeah! 855 01:03:14,379 --> 01:03:16,438 Where have they all gone? 856 01:03:16,982 --> 01:03:20,042 If you don't know that, you must've flunked biology. 857 01:03:23,288 --> 01:03:25,051 Come on. Let's go. 858 01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,310 This is nice, isn't it? 859 01:03:28,961 --> 01:03:32,397 Robert, you know I like you very much. 860 01:03:32,965 --> 01:03:35,297 - I like you, too. - Thank you. 861 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,300 But I just can't stand by... 862 01:03:37,402 --> 01:03:40,235 and listen to what they're saying about you behind your back. 863 01:03:40,305 --> 01:03:41,602 What are they saying? 864 01:03:41,603 --> 01:03:45,092 They're calling you awful things like "Hair Mattress", 865 01:03:45,177 --> 01:03:48,510 "Old Billy Goat," "Pig Bristles" and "The Finger." 866 01:03:50,349 --> 01:03:51,639 "The Finger"? 867 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,596 Robert, the whole thing, it's got to go. 868 01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,413 It won't take long, and you'll hardly feel it. 869 01:03:57,489 --> 01:04:00,458 - Look, I've brought Deadhead's razor. - Dolores... 870 01:04:00,459 --> 01:04:02,383 You're not suggesting I cut my throat? 871 01:04:02,861 --> 01:04:05,591 No, silly! This. 872 01:04:06,665 --> 01:04:08,633 Oh, that. 873 01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:10,031 Oh, yes, yes. 874 01:04:10,545 --> 01:04:12,292 No, no, Dolores, I really shouldn't. 875 01:04:12,293 --> 01:04:16,007 - No, I might not look too good under here. - I'm willing to take the chance. 876 01:04:16,008 --> 01:04:18,875 - Well, I'm not. - Robert, be courageous like me. 877 01:04:18,876 --> 01:04:20,182 No, you don't understand. We're old friends. 878 01:04:20,183 --> 01:04:22,074 We've been together for years. 879 01:04:22,075 --> 01:04:25,212 And you can't just mow down an old friend like that. 880 01:04:25,951 --> 01:04:27,476 - It isn't... - It's a shame, Robert. 881 01:04:27,477 --> 01:04:29,550 - What? - You have... 882 01:04:31,237 --> 01:04:34,955 such young eyes and such an old chin. 883 01:04:35,828 --> 01:04:37,227 Young eyes? 884 01:04:39,065 --> 01:04:42,159 I'll come back after you two have parted. 885 01:04:43,495 --> 01:04:44,495 Dolores... 886 01:04:45,337 --> 01:04:48,568 Dolores, wait a minute, I really... 887 01:05:13,199 --> 01:05:14,996 The moon 888 01:05:15,901 --> 01:05:17,994 Promise me the moon 889 01:05:19,772 --> 01:05:26,234 And every little star that shines above 890 01:05:26,345 --> 01:05:28,176 The world 891 01:05:29,048 --> 01:05:31,516 Promise me the world 892 01:05:33,285 --> 01:05:37,881 And every dream I'm dreaming' of 893 01:05:39,892 --> 01:05:40,916 The moon 894 01:05:40,917 --> 01:05:42,657 What would the moonbeam 895 01:05:42,658 --> 01:05:44,286 I don't want the moon 896 01:05:44,287 --> 01:05:45,287 A moonbeam, a moonbeam 897 01:05:46,547 --> 01:05:49,398 Deadhead, how can you be hungry at a time like this? 898 01:05:50,035 --> 01:05:52,333 Man can't live by love alone. 899 01:05:53,639 --> 01:05:56,073 The world 900 01:05:56,475 --> 01:05:58,067 I don't want the world 901 01:05:58,143 --> 01:06:00,236 To own a real dream 902 01:06:00,237 --> 01:06:02,814 - But please - Promise me anything 903 01:06:02,815 --> 01:06:04,783 Give me love 904 01:06:07,953 --> 01:06:10,649 - Cool it, Ava. Now, just... Wait! - Oh, come on! 905 01:06:12,591 --> 01:06:13,990 You promised! 906 01:06:19,957 --> 01:06:23,012 - Now, just one second. - Come on, darling, don't tease me. 907 01:06:33,278 --> 01:06:36,509 - Ava, down, girl. No, just... No, no, wait. - Baby, come on. 908 01:06:52,864 --> 01:06:55,128 Robert, Robert. 909 01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:56,324 Robert? 910 01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:02,832 Robert. 911 01:07:02,877 --> 01:07:05,018 Robert, I am so disappointed in you 912 01:07:06,578 --> 01:07:08,307 Don't you have... 913 01:07:10,504 --> 01:07:14,134 Robert? Robert, you look positively... 914 01:07:15,348 --> 01:07:18,353 Robert... May I call you Bob? 915 01:07:20,892 --> 01:07:23,486 - Why not? - You know something? 916 01:07:24,263 --> 01:07:26,377 You're whole new you. 917 01:07:27,266 --> 01:07:30,361 - Only on the outside. - I just can't resist you now. 918 01:07:30,662 --> 01:07:33,651 Bob, it's no use. I'm yours. 919 01:07:33,972 --> 01:07:37,908 - No, Dolores. - Bob, are you afraid to be alone with me? 920 01:07:37,909 --> 01:07:39,843 No, no, it's not that. It's just that... 921 01:07:40,270 --> 01:07:43,577 I just don't trust myself, now that I have my pig bristles gone. 922 01:07:43,578 --> 01:07:47,619 Good! Them let's go someplace where we can be alone. Let's fly to the moon. 923 01:07:47,820 --> 01:07:50,653 Dolores, could you help me with my research now? 924 01:07:50,756 --> 01:07:53,725 - I have lots of questions to ask. - Just anything, Bob. 925 01:07:53,726 --> 01:07:56,045 Now, surf dwellers. 926 01:07:56,046 --> 01:07:58,129 Tell me, what�s is this irresistible magnet... 927 01:07:58,230 --> 01:08:01,495 that draws and holds this tribe here to the beach? 928 01:08:02,526 --> 01:08:07,019 Well, it's fascinating. It's exciting. The mystery of it all. 929 01:08:07,906 --> 01:08:10,043 And the little unexplained things. 930 01:08:10,044 --> 01:08:15,093 Like, just the other night, a fisherman saw a little ghost plane with blue lights 931 01:08:15,447 --> 01:08:17,472 land right here on the beach. 932 01:08:17,473 --> 01:08:22,119 And when they went to investigate, the plane had just disappeared. 933 01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:23,553 Like magic. 934 01:08:24,322 --> 01:08:26,415 Real spooky. 935 01:08:26,992 --> 01:08:29,051 You know, we might blast off in that little ghost plane... 936 01:08:29,127 --> 01:08:30,219 with the blue lights 937 01:08:30,220 --> 01:08:31,477 even though they're red and green. 938 01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:34,232 You see, Bob? Now with your pig bristles gone,... 939 01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:36,699 even you are beginning to feel the thrill of the beach. 940 01:08:36,769 --> 01:08:40,535 Come on. Let's go find the little blue lights and fly to the moon. 941 01:08:46,868 --> 01:08:50,114 - Bob. it is an airplane! - Yes, it is. 942 01:08:50,115 --> 01:08:52,784 Oh, Bob, I've never been in an airplane! Could we go for a ride? 943 01:08:53,285 --> 01:08:55,515 Quiet, quiet, please. 944 01:08:55,721 --> 01:08:57,350 All right. I'll take you. 945 01:08:57,351 --> 01:08:59,728 But it'll have to be in the middle of the night when the beach is deserted. 946 01:08:59,729 --> 01:09:03,628 Now, promise me something. You won't breathe a word of this to a soul. 947 01:09:03,629 --> 01:09:06,530 - My lips are sealed. - Good. Just keep them that way. 948 01:09:07,132 --> 01:09:09,600 I'll tell you what. You go home and get some sleep... 949 01:09:09,668 --> 01:09:12,762 and meet me back here at 3:00 in the morning. 950 01:09:13,639 --> 01:09:14,833 - Bob. - Yes? 951 01:09:15,207 --> 01:09:17,607 You're just the coolest coolest. 952 01:09:24,716 --> 01:09:28,152 I never been so insulted in my life! 953 01:09:32,791 --> 01:09:34,224 Hey, what... 954 01:09:34,826 --> 01:09:38,125 Oh, it's you, Ava. I thought you were with Frankie. 955 01:09:38,396 --> 01:09:40,455 I was. 956 01:09:40,532 --> 01:09:44,832 - Well, what'd he do? - Nothing. That's the trouble. 957 01:09:45,037 --> 01:09:47,597 Maybe he was hungry, too. 958 01:09:49,241 --> 01:09:50,265 Marianne. 959 01:09:52,043 --> 01:09:54,671 Marianne, come take a look. I've shaved... 960 01:09:54,746 --> 01:09:56,145 I'VE HEARD ENOUGH 961 01:10:00,819 --> 01:10:02,980 Marianne, jealous. 962 01:10:03,956 --> 01:10:04,956 Well, why not? 963 01:10:06,358 --> 01:10:08,326 I'm a whole new me. 964 01:10:29,915 --> 01:10:33,544 - Which one is it? - It's one of them there. 965 01:10:34,045 --> 01:10:37,431 You're a big help. Hey, what's that? 966 01:10:38,523 --> 01:10:40,286 Looks like a chick. 967 01:10:41,426 --> 01:10:43,690 I could see that, you stupid. 968 01:10:45,130 --> 01:10:46,461 Let's go. 969 01:11:07,085 --> 01:11:08,746 Oh, it's you. 970 01:11:09,921 --> 01:11:12,913 Yeah. Yeah, it's me, Von... 971 01:11:14,225 --> 01:11:16,250 And what you doing here? 972 01:11:16,741 --> 01:11:20,633 It's a secret. We got a surprise for that Sutwell guy. 973 01:11:20,634 --> 01:11:23,093 - I love secrets. - Oh, yeah? 974 01:11:23,902 --> 01:11:25,961 We'll tell you all about it as soon as we give it to him. 975 01:11:26,571 --> 01:11:29,734 Which one of these is he in? 976 01:11:30,742 --> 01:11:33,677 I don't know. I'm stranger in this country, too. 977 01:11:35,013 --> 01:11:38,949 - Are you alone? - Yeah. I'm looking for someone. 978 01:11:42,621 --> 01:11:43,645 Yeah? 979 01:11:44,656 --> 01:11:45,680 Yeah. 980 01:11:46,376 --> 01:11:48,577 Come on, Zipper. Let's go get him. 981 01:11:49,861 --> 01:11:50,885 Yeah. 982 01:11:51,596 --> 01:11:55,000 Stick around, chick. You'll see Von Zipper in action. 983 01:11:55,433 --> 01:11:57,492 All right, I stick around. 984 01:12:06,570 --> 01:12:10,566 Now, listen. The only thing you gotta watch for are this fingers. 985 01:12:11,267 --> 01:12:14,553 Now, he's only got two of them, one there and one here. 986 01:12:14,753 --> 01:12:18,223 Now, there are seven of us and only two of them. 987 01:12:19,024 --> 01:12:23,243 You and you each grab a finger, and then I'll hit him. 988 01:12:23,244 --> 01:12:24,679 - Got it? - Yeah! 989 01:12:27,266 --> 01:12:28,733 You stupids! 990 01:12:31,036 --> 01:12:33,561 But which house is it? 991 01:12:34,406 --> 01:12:35,839 You stupid. 992 01:12:50,222 --> 01:12:51,655 That one. 993 01:12:52,223 --> 01:12:54,589 Let's go. Will you... Will you... 994 01:13:28,493 --> 01:13:29,892 You stupids! 995 01:13:33,565 --> 01:13:35,533 I can't see nothing! 996 01:13:44,542 --> 01:13:46,271 - Don't holler! - Help! 997 01:13:46,377 --> 01:13:48,538 - You're hitting me! - Help! 998 01:13:50,648 --> 01:13:51,706 Dolores. 999 01:13:53,109 --> 01:13:54,109 Help! 1000 01:13:58,790 --> 01:14:02,253 Hey! Do you hear a scream? 1001 01:14:02,254 --> 01:14:03,709 It's just Dolores and that man. 1002 01:14:04,583 --> 01:14:05,583 Help! 1003 01:14:08,700 --> 01:14:11,794 - Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me, please. - Help me! 1004 01:14:12,270 --> 01:14:14,534 What's... 1005 01:14:14,806 --> 01:14:17,798 Zipper! It's the finger! Let's get out of here! 1006 01:14:21,146 --> 01:14:22,238 You... 1007 01:14:22,313 --> 01:14:24,781 - Quit! Quit! I'm going! - Get out of here! 1008 01:14:29,082 --> 01:14:31,239 Oh, I'm terribly sorry I... 1009 01:14:41,533 --> 01:14:43,057 You all right? 1010 01:14:43,602 --> 01:14:45,433 Here, I'll help you. 1011 01:14:50,676 --> 01:14:52,667 There we are. That's it. 1012 01:14:53,779 --> 01:14:55,679 No, no. No, this way. 1013 01:14:56,281 --> 01:14:57,373 Yes. 1014 01:15:01,266 --> 01:15:03,168 - Oh, Bob. - Dolores. 1015 01:15:05,957 --> 01:15:08,448 - What happened? - I've been so frightened. 1016 01:15:16,734 --> 01:15:19,202 - What? - I don't believe it. 1017 01:15:22,407 --> 01:15:25,376 We... I mean, she... 1018 01:15:25,443 --> 01:15:27,240 - Frankie... - They... 1019 01:15:47,432 --> 01:15:50,295 They seemed a little restless, Frankie and the rest of them. 1020 01:15:50,296 --> 01:15:53,404 They didn't seem to believe that I was saving you from that... 1021 01:15:53,505 --> 01:15:56,474 You mean that carbon-monoxide commando? 1022 01:15:56,541 --> 01:15:58,065 Yeah, that's the fellow. 1023 01:15:58,576 --> 01:16:01,568 They seem to think that it wasn't just an accident. 1024 01:16:05,009 --> 01:16:07,410 How'd you learn to fly? 1025 01:16:07,411 --> 01:16:11,054 Oh, I don't know. They lifted me out of my wheelchair into a Cub, 1026 01:16:11,055 --> 01:16:13,114 and somehow I made it. 1027 01:16:13,580 --> 01:16:16,617 - That was before the war, of course. - Which one? 1028 01:16:19,231 --> 01:16:20,858 Spanish-American. 1029 01:16:22,467 --> 01:16:25,129 Oh, you're teasing. I'll bet it was World War I. 1030 01:16:25,236 --> 01:16:26,635 You know... 1031 01:16:28,284 --> 01:16:31,141 You know, Dolores, incredible as it may seem to you, 1032 01:16:31,142 --> 01:16:32,939 it was a World war II, 1033 01:16:32,940 --> 01:16:35,828 and I was an instructor of combat aerobatics. 1034 01:16:35,910 --> 01:16:36,910 What does that mean? 1035 01:16:37,982 --> 01:16:40,416 Well, that-s the art of getting the opponent off your tail... 1036 01:16:40,485 --> 01:16:42,486 without being shot down. 1037 01:16:42,987 --> 01:16:45,285 Could you show me how it works right now? 1038 01:16:45,356 --> 01:16:46,823 Yes. Yes, I could. 1039 01:17:00,872 --> 01:17:02,305 What was that? 1040 01:17:02,373 --> 01:17:05,809 Oh, that was just primary stuff. A simple loop. Did you like it? 1041 01:17:05,877 --> 01:17:08,038 It was simple enough, I guess. 1042 01:17:14,753 --> 01:17:16,744 - Did you enjoy it? - I loved it. 1043 01:17:17,155 --> 01:17:19,988 But before you do it again, let's get an opinion from my stomach. 1044 01:17:20,058 --> 01:17:22,117 - You know, when... Your stomach? - Yeah. 1045 01:17:22,193 --> 01:17:24,718 - I'm terribly, terribly sorry. - That's all right. 1046 01:17:24,719 --> 01:17:27,835 The analgesic for your stomach is the Chinese Eight. 1047 01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:38,334 - Bob? - Yes? 1048 01:17:38,910 --> 01:17:41,037 - You all right? - Sure. 1049 01:17:41,145 --> 01:17:43,010 Isn't this a sensational curriculum though? 1050 01:17:43,081 --> 01:17:46,539 It was designed for the Air Force by a friend of mine, Colonel Wyatt Johnson. 1051 01:17:46,651 --> 01:17:48,881 Are you sure it wasn't Wyatt Earp? 1052 01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:59,252 Isn't this a great little plane? It'll do anything. 1053 01:17:59,364 --> 01:18:02,390 Will it land? That'd be fun. 1054 01:18:02,515 --> 01:18:04,515 You don't want land. You don't... 1055 01:18:06,337 --> 01:18:08,396 Oh, yes, I guess you do. 1056 01:18:09,674 --> 01:18:11,733 Right away, Dolores. Right away. 1057 01:18:13,340 --> 01:18:14,340 There we are. 1058 01:18:16,381 --> 01:18:18,781 - You're all right? - Oh, I'm fine. 1059 01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:22,119 Oh, no. Look, I'd better help you home. 1060 01:18:22,420 --> 01:18:25,617 No, no, there are times when one must be alone. 1061 01:18:26,758 --> 01:18:28,757 Will I see you tomorrow? 1062 01:18:28,758 --> 01:18:30,849 Only if they allow me visitors. 1063 01:18:40,738 --> 01:18:44,105 Oh, fine. Blasting off to the moon. 1064 01:18:44,442 --> 01:18:45,704 Sitting on a bed. A likely story. 1065 01:18:45,777 --> 01:18:49,110 Marianne, I tell you, it's not my fault. I didn't plan it this way. It just happened. 1066 01:18:49,213 --> 01:18:52,239 Just because you no longer look like Father Time, don't get ideas. 1067 01:18:52,316 --> 01:18:54,079 - It's later than you think. - Listen, you've gotta help me. 1068 01:18:54,152 --> 01:18:55,244 I've got a problem. 1069 01:18:55,319 --> 01:18:57,913 - You're so right. - Dolores thinks she's in love with me. 1070 01:18:57,989 --> 01:19:01,584 Your problem is you're too young for her, mentally. 1071 01:19:01,993 --> 01:19:03,426 Look... Oh, Marianne. 1072 01:19:03,494 --> 01:19:06,292 You criticized Fitzhampton for going native. 1073 01:19:06,397 --> 01:19:08,058 Look at that outfit. 1074 01:19:08,614 --> 01:19:11,702 What's wrong with it? It's part of my research. 1075 01:19:12,003 --> 01:19:14,563 Marianne, look, please help me. 1076 01:19:14,639 --> 01:19:16,402 Look, if I can make her believe that there's something... 1077 01:19:16,474 --> 01:19:19,102 - between you and me then I could... - Use me. 1078 01:19:19,477 --> 01:19:21,809 If you want a pinch hitter, call Mickey Mantle. 1079 01:19:22,180 --> 01:19:25,172 Oh, please, don't put it that way. That sounds so uncouth. 1080 01:19:25,283 --> 01:19:27,308 Just like you've always done. 1081 01:19:27,418 --> 01:19:32,151 "Save me from the aborigines. Help me with this report, with that report. " 1082 01:19:34,192 --> 01:19:35,284 I'm... 1083 01:19:35,359 --> 01:19:37,657 I don't know why I've stuck with you all these years. 1084 01:19:37,762 --> 01:19:38,940 You're never even noticed that... 1085 01:19:41,199 --> 01:19:42,632 That I've... 1086 01:19:44,202 --> 01:19:45,669 been around. 1087 01:19:50,174 --> 01:19:53,302 Oh, hello. Hello, Dolores. 1088 01:19:53,377 --> 01:19:56,175 Sit down. Relax. I'll be right with you. 1089 01:19:57,014 --> 01:19:58,276 You beast! 1090 01:19:59,550 --> 01:20:01,882 Beast? Oh, you mean this. 1091 01:20:01,986 --> 01:20:04,181 Please don't let this worry you. Marianne's very understanding. 1092 01:20:04,288 --> 01:20:07,780 - I'm sure you are, too. - Understanding? Bob, what do you mean? 1093 01:20:07,859 --> 01:20:10,487 Well, I mean, after all the years that we... 1094 01:20:10,488 --> 01:20:15,065 Well, naturally, you didn't think that... We're very cosmopolitan. 1095 01:20:15,066 --> 01:20:16,328 You know. 1096 01:20:16,329 --> 01:20:18,529 You shave off a red beard and become a bluebeard! 1097 01:20:23,508 --> 01:20:27,945 - I think she's gone. - I think it worked fine. 1098 01:20:28,966 --> 01:20:33,169 - Professor? Professor? - Please, call me Bob. 1099 01:20:34,051 --> 01:20:35,075 Bob. 1100 01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:39,150 - You could stop now. - I could. 1101 01:20:40,399 --> 01:20:42,117 You know, I've suddenly discovered something. 1102 01:20:42,666 --> 01:20:46,130 - You have? - Yes. I... I'll tell you later. 1103 01:20:48,499 --> 01:20:52,902 Oh, the rocking' goony bird is seldom ever heard 1104 01:20:53,004 --> 01:20:58,067 Even in the reaches of his jungle home 1105 01:20:58,176 --> 01:21:00,906 The beast! He's a beast. 1106 01:21:01,012 --> 01:21:02,081 Dee Dee, what's the matter? 1107 01:21:02,082 --> 01:21:05,616 Don't you dig Father Time without his pig bristles? 1108 01:21:05,617 --> 01:21:08,450 Shut up! Can't you see she's had a traumatic experience? 1109 01:21:08,553 --> 01:21:11,422 I think it's about time that somebody gave that hairless Chihuahua... 1110 01:21:11,923 --> 01:21:14,084 - a little trauma of his own. - Yeah! 1111 01:21:14,692 --> 01:21:16,592 - Come on! - Let's go. 1112 01:21:17,628 --> 01:21:19,926 - Hey, where you going? - Over there. 1113 01:21:20,031 --> 01:21:21,624 - I'm going with you! - Can I go? 1114 01:21:21,625 --> 01:21:23,441 You stay here. After I've finished with him, 1115 01:21:23,442 --> 01:21:25,245 I'm coming back to Seattle with you! 1116 01:21:38,144 --> 01:21:40,961 - I wanna talk to you. - Yeah. Yeah! 1117 01:21:41,285 --> 01:21:45,085 - Make it quick. I'm busy. - Okay. Are you gonna marry her? 1118 01:21:45,858 --> 01:21:49,225 - Well, I hadn't really... - Dolores, I mean! 1119 01:21:49,226 --> 01:21:50,226 Dolores? 1120 01:21:50,922 --> 01:21:52,988 For heaven's sake, me marry Dolores? 1121 01:21:52,989 --> 01:21:57,017 That's right. The ring, minister, ceremony, the whole bit 1122 01:21:57,568 --> 01:21:58,796 Who's she? 1123 01:21:58,903 --> 01:22:00,598 - She happens to be... - His girl. 1124 01:22:00,599 --> 01:22:02,901 Boy, for an oldie, you really move around. 1125 01:22:03,441 --> 01:22:06,740 - He takes vitamins. - If you... 1126 01:22:06,811 --> 01:22:08,108 Hey, Frankie, what's this? 1127 01:22:08,179 --> 01:22:11,239 Oh, for heaven's sake, would you stay away from these instruments? 1128 01:22:11,315 --> 01:22:14,143 - It's expensive electronic equipment. - I know what he is. He's a spy! 1129 01:22:14,144 --> 01:22:16,181 - A spy? - What's this? 1130 01:22:17,188 --> 01:22:19,748 - Give me that. - Back off, cowboy. 1131 01:22:19,874 --> 01:22:22,924 "The Sutwell Report". I told you he's a spy. 1132 01:22:23,247 --> 01:22:25,362 Well, that accounts for the phony beard. 1133 01:22:25,363 --> 01:22:26,697 Oh, for heaven's sake, this is the most ridiculous thing... 1134 01:22:26,698 --> 01:22:29,360 - Fellows, listen to this. - Please... 1135 01:22:32,803 --> 01:22:37,182 "And post-adolescent surfing societies are primitive in origin, 1136 01:22:37,183 --> 01:22:40,877 similar in most ways to pre-civilized..." 1137 01:22:40,878 --> 01:22:42,812 Hey, what's that mean? 1138 01:22:43,204 --> 01:22:45,488 It means he's using us for case studies. 1139 01:22:46,114 --> 01:22:49,128 - Me and Dolores and all of us. - Yeah? 1140 01:22:49,129 --> 01:22:51,884 - He's putting us down. - Yeah! 1141 01:22:52,696 --> 01:22:56,624 "And as to their sexual activities it seems..." 1142 01:23:01,070 --> 01:23:02,682 Hey, I'm not finished! 1143 01:23:03,734 --> 01:23:07,670 Hey, they're gone. Give me that. Come on. Let's go! 1144 01:23:11,008 --> 01:23:14,034 Pies and beer. Pies and beer. 1145 01:23:14,145 --> 01:23:15,510 I like it. 1146 01:23:20,896 --> 01:23:23,447 Go away. Leave us alone, will you? 1147 01:23:27,224 --> 01:23:29,590 Cappy, thank you. Thank you very much. 1148 01:23:29,994 --> 01:23:30,661 Cappy... 1149 01:23:30,662 --> 01:23:31,890 What's going on here? 1150 01:23:32,496 --> 01:23:34,089 Listen, is there anyplace that you can hide us? 1151 01:23:34,090 --> 01:23:38,035 - Who are you? - Sutwell. R. O. Sutwell, remember? 1152 01:23:38,036 --> 01:23:39,818 - Old pig bristles? - I came... 1153 01:23:40,119 --> 01:23:42,339 Yeah. What'd you do with the face mop? 1154 01:23:42,340 --> 01:23:44,570 - He's in disguise. - Marianne, please! 1155 01:23:45,071 --> 01:23:47,568 Cappy, I'm in trouble. Big, big trouble. 1156 01:23:47,569 --> 01:23:49,644 That figures. You probably got involved with that Dolores Chick. 1157 01:23:49,645 --> 01:23:54,044 - We want Sutwell. - Marianne, I... What's that? 1158 01:23:54,552 --> 01:23:56,713 Look, hide us. Put us in... 1159 01:24:04,262 --> 01:24:06,492 Now I know how General Custer felt. 1160 01:24:06,793 --> 01:24:08,884 Now, here he comes. Singing Bull. 1161 01:24:10,201 --> 01:24:11,634 Blast off. 1162 01:24:13,276 --> 01:24:15,157 So this is what you think of us, huh? 1163 01:24:16,807 --> 01:24:18,468 Yes, it is! 1164 01:24:18,576 --> 01:24:21,977 And if I ever get a chance to finish it, it'll be an unusual scientific achievement. 1165 01:24:22,079 --> 01:24:23,770 You used us. You used all of us! 1166 01:24:23,771 --> 01:24:25,957 You made Dolores fall in love with you for an experiment. 1167 01:24:25,958 --> 01:24:28,785 Oh, for heaven's sake, this little girl doesn't love me! 1168 01:24:28,786 --> 01:24:30,613 She was pretending to make you jealous, right? 1169 01:24:30,914 --> 01:24:32,619 That's right, Frankie. I tried to tell you that. 1170 01:24:33,090 --> 01:24:34,489 Gee, I don't know what you're all so upset about. 1171 01:24:34,592 --> 01:24:38,323 You were doing the same thing with that Hungarian goulash over there. 1172 01:24:38,429 --> 01:24:40,954 You know what you need? You need a leader. 1173 01:24:41,065 --> 01:24:43,932 - Somebody to show you the way. - Way to do what? 1174 01:24:44,001 --> 01:24:46,299 - If you... - Shut up, goo-goo. 1175 01:24:46,404 --> 01:24:49,237 Yeah, shut up, goo... And what's more... 1176 01:24:49,238 --> 01:24:53,966 There ain't no more. Eric Von Zipper said he'd be back. 1177 01:24:55,279 --> 01:24:56,678 He's back. 1178 01:24:58,783 --> 01:25:00,250 With an army. 1179 01:25:09,135 --> 01:25:11,754 - All right, where is he? - He who? 1180 01:25:11,982 --> 01:25:14,364 You know I'm talking about. Where is he? 1181 01:25:14,365 --> 01:25:16,066 - I don't know. - What, what, what? 1182 01:25:16,067 --> 01:25:19,833 - That's him. - That's him? You stupid! 1183 01:25:19,904 --> 01:25:22,031 - The brush is gone. - The... 1184 01:25:33,685 --> 01:25:36,141 You know, I liked him better with the jaw warmer. 1185 01:25:36,854 --> 01:25:39,220 Don't you get this? This is the Samson bit. 1186 01:25:39,224 --> 01:25:41,784 Without the hair, he ain't nothing. 1187 01:25:44,195 --> 01:25:45,321 Dick! 1188 01:25:49,567 --> 01:25:51,000 Hey, let me through! 1189 01:25:51,069 --> 01:25:54,436 Ring around the rosy Keep Professor cozy 1190 01:25:54,539 --> 01:25:57,940 We will break your nosey With a rubber hosey 1191 01:25:58,042 --> 01:25:59,669 Keep Professor cozy 1192 01:25:59,670 --> 01:26:03,380 We will break your nosey With a rubber hosey 1193 01:26:03,381 --> 01:26:06,873 Ring around the rosy Keep Professor cozy 1194 01:26:06,951 --> 01:26:08,043 We will break your nosey 1195 01:26:08,619 --> 01:26:10,917 Fellows, please, I don't want any trouble. 1196 01:26:11,021 --> 01:26:14,548 Ring around the rosy Keep Professor cozy 1197 01:26:14,625 --> 01:26:18,083 We will break your nosey With a rubber hosey 1198 01:26:18,195 --> 01:26:21,756 Ring around the rosy Keep Professor cozy 1199 01:26:21,866 --> 01:26:24,630 We will break your nosey With a rubber hosey 1200 01:26:24,735 --> 01:26:27,568 Charge! But watch the fingers. 1201 01:26:29,540 --> 01:26:31,235 Look, kids, take it easy, will you? 1202 01:26:31,587 --> 01:26:33,506 Take easy! Big Daddy hasn't given us the word yet. 1203 01:26:44,955 --> 01:26:46,752 Onward. Onward! 1204 01:26:53,564 --> 01:26:55,464 Told you to watch the fingers. 1205 01:27:03,641 --> 01:27:05,108 My hero. 1206 01:27:08,078 --> 01:27:09,272 Yeah. 1207 01:27:09,346 --> 01:27:10,836 That does it. 1208 01:27:17,187 --> 01:27:19,155 Oh, you... 1209 01:27:23,494 --> 01:27:24,859 Professor! 1210 01:27:40,812 --> 01:27:41,870 Onward! 1211 01:27:44,481 --> 01:27:45,846 Onward? 1212 01:27:45,950 --> 01:27:48,714 - I like your style. - Thank you. Look out! 1213 01:27:59,599 --> 01:28:02,479 - You stupid. - I'm sorry. 1214 01:28:03,734 --> 01:28:06,066 I got an army of stupids. 1215 01:28:08,672 --> 01:28:12,039 This way, folks. Just step right this way, please. 1216 01:28:12,142 --> 01:28:13,575 Now we have Big Daddy's. 1217 01:28:14,579 --> 01:28:17,343 A favorite spot of the teenagers to gather and have fun, 1218 01:28:17,515 --> 01:28:19,176 good, clean fun. 1219 01:28:23,487 --> 01:28:26,479 Of course, there's a teahouse across the street... 1220 01:28:36,967 --> 01:28:38,366 Be gentle. 1221 01:28:42,573 --> 01:28:44,438 Who do you think you're playing with? Kids? 1222 01:28:44,442 --> 01:28:45,652 My army. 1223 01:28:46,053 --> 01:28:48,445 Look, wreck the joint if you wanna, 1224 01:28:48,446 --> 01:28:51,279 but whatever you do, watch out for Big Daddy! 1225 01:29:02,793 --> 01:29:03,919 Look out! 1226 01:29:05,335 --> 01:29:06,335 Give me one of those pies! 1227 01:29:13,883 --> 01:29:17,140 Honey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Honey, I didn't mean it. 1228 01:29:17,141 --> 01:29:21,135 I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Listen to me, honey. I didn't mean it. 1229 01:29:35,426 --> 01:29:37,656 - Too late. - I'm sorry. 1230 01:29:38,062 --> 01:29:39,859 Too late for what? 1231 01:29:44,668 --> 01:29:46,636 Sluggish nervous system. 1232 01:29:48,172 --> 01:29:50,299 Professor? 1233 01:29:51,108 --> 01:29:53,008 Yes, Mr. Von Zipper? 1234 01:29:53,110 --> 01:29:55,977 I wondered if we could talk for a minute. 1235 01:29:56,080 --> 01:30:00,414 - Do you mean like a palaver? - We could do that, too. 1236 01:30:02,663 --> 01:30:04,253 All right, Mr. Von Zipper. 1237 01:30:08,325 --> 01:30:10,520 - Watch him. You can't trust him. - Thanks. 1238 01:30:10,627 --> 01:30:11,992 Look, professor... 1239 01:30:11,993 --> 01:30:13,491 Could we be friends? 1240 01:30:17,234 --> 01:30:18,531 Why not? 1241 01:30:19,369 --> 01:30:21,769 Look, Professor, now that we're buddies, 1242 01:30:21,939 --> 01:30:24,840 I wonder if you could learn me something. 1243 01:30:24,841 --> 01:30:26,394 Oh, yes. I know what you want to know. 1244 01:30:26,791 --> 01:30:29,512 The Himalayan time suspension technique. 1245 01:30:29,513 --> 01:30:31,777 Yeah. Could you teach me that? 1246 01:30:32,783 --> 01:30:34,011 It's possible. 1247 01:30:34,012 --> 01:30:35,776 Good. Because see, that way, I wouldn't need a army. 1248 01:30:35,777 --> 01:30:37,287 'Cause, anyway, they're, you know... 1249 01:30:37,288 --> 01:30:37,714 I thought so. 1250 01:30:38,415 --> 01:30:40,259 Yeah, so if you could teach me that, then I couldn't need a army. 1251 01:30:40,260 --> 01:30:42,218 I could go around to anybody if I didn't like them 1252 01:30:42,219 --> 01:30:44,153 and I could take the fingers and press... 1253 01:30:44,345 --> 01:30:47,019 Please, may I tell you that I only teach this to people... 1254 01:30:53,470 --> 01:30:55,370 How do you like that? 1255 01:30:58,845 --> 01:31:01,462 Big Daddy's waking up! He's waking up! 1256 01:31:01,605 --> 01:31:04,847 He's gonna give us the word! 1257 01:31:04,848 --> 01:31:08,045 Well, come on, Big Daddy. Give us the word. 1258 01:31:10,654 --> 01:31:12,087 The pit. 1259 01:31:13,891 --> 01:31:17,827 Bring me my pendulum, kiddies. I feel like swinging. 1260 01:31:19,897 --> 01:31:24,493 Well, I looked at the heavies They were rolling' in fast 1261 01:31:24,568 --> 01:31:26,670 I knew I'd better make it 'cause they just don't last 1262 01:31:26,671 --> 01:31:29,105 I'm surfing' 1263 01:31:29,106 --> 01:31:32,098 Swinging' and a-surfing' 1264 01:31:32,209 --> 01:31:35,076 Well, the sand and the sea is the only life for me 1265 01:31:35,379 --> 01:31:36,437 I'm surfing' 1266 01:31:36,547 --> 01:31:38,606 He still hasn't come out of it. 1267 01:31:40,268 --> 01:31:42,306 You know, I kind of like him this way. 1268 01:31:53,397 --> 01:31:56,377 - Say it again. - I love you. 1269 01:31:56,378 --> 01:31:58,302 Oh, that sounds so wonderful. 1270 01:32:17,221 --> 01:32:19,712 Well, I guess my research is just about finished. 1271 01:32:19,990 --> 01:32:21,788 It almost finished both of us. 1272 01:32:22,089 --> 01:32:23,793 You know, Marianne, you won't believe this, 1273 01:32:23,894 --> 01:32:26,055 but my next trip is going to be to the Mariana Islands. 1274 01:32:26,563 --> 01:32:27,421 - Oh? - Yes. 1275 01:32:27,422 --> 01:32:29,766 And I'm looking desperately for an assistant. 1276 01:32:30,267 --> 01:32:31,127 You are? 1277 01:32:31,128 --> 01:32:34,313 Someone who can keep me from getting involved, 1278 01:32:34,314 --> 01:32:36,407 with the natives, that is. 1279 01:32:37,754 --> 01:32:40,796 I think I know someone who could keep you uninvolved... 1280 01:32:41,345 --> 01:32:43,438 with the natives, that is. 1281 01:32:51,422 --> 01:32:53,287 I'll be back. Just you wait. 1282 01:32:53,490 --> 01:32:55,788 Eric Von Zipper will be back! 1283 01:33:02,966 --> 01:33:05,264 Hey! Wait for me! 1284 01:33:07,704 --> 01:33:09,137 You stupid. 1285 01:33:18,715 --> 01:33:21,149 THE END... ALMOST 1286 01:33:41,372 --> 01:33:43,670 Keep a-moving' and a-grooving' Don't stop now 1287 01:33:43,741 --> 01:33:45,299 Don't stop now 1288 01:33:46,043 --> 01:33:48,910 Keep a-jumping' and a-stomping' Don't stop now 1289 01:33:49,013 --> 01:33:50,480 Don't stop now 1290 01:33:51,415 --> 01:33:53,975 Whoa, baby, when you shake so fine 1291 01:33:54,051 --> 01:33:56,713 I get the fits and chills up my spine 1292 01:33:56,821 --> 01:33:59,756 What you're doing' is getting' to me Don't stop now 1293 01:33:59,857 --> 01:34:02,052 Don't stop now 1294 01:34:02,053 --> 01:34:04,672 Wind it up let it go now Don't hold back 1295 01:34:04,673 --> 01:34:07,108 Don't hold back 1296 01:34:07,398 --> 01:34:10,016 Wind it up and let it go now Don't hold back 1297 01:34:10,017 --> 01:34:11,017 Don't hold back 1298 01:34:12,870 --> 01:34:15,338 Whoa, baby, when you dance so wild 1299 01:34:15,406 --> 01:34:18,102 You make me feel like a motherless child 1300 01:34:18,103 --> 01:34:20,711 What you're doing' is getting' to me Don't stop now 1301 01:34:20,712 --> 01:34:21,712 Don't stop now 1302 01:34:23,247 --> 01:34:28,082 Treat him nicely 1303 01:34:28,083 --> 01:34:31,268 With his love be kind 1304 01:34:33,023 --> 01:34:38,256 Had I listened to advice I'm giving you 1305 01:34:38,362 --> 01:34:42,458 He might still be mine 1306 01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:51,699 I got an army of stupids. 1307 01:35:09,093 --> 01:35:12,256 Well, I looked at the heavies They were rolling' in fast 1308 01:35:12,329 --> 01:35:14,559 I knew I'd better make it 'cause they just don't last 1309 01:35:14,632 --> 01:35:16,497 I'm surfing' 1310 01:35:16,600 --> 01:35:19,763 Surfing' Swinging' and surfing' 1311 01:35:19,837 --> 01:35:22,670 Oh, the sand and the sea is the only life for me 1312 01:35:22,773 --> 01:35:24,638 I'm surfing' 1313 01:35:24,742 --> 01:35:27,444 Yeah, and I'm surfing' 1314 01:35:27,445 --> 01:35:30,005 Just surfing' 1315 01:35:51,502 --> 01:35:53,629 We got an early start 1316 01:35:53,631 --> 01:35:55,084 We're gonna have a ball 1317 01:35:56,540 --> 01:35:58,633 We're gonna ride the surf 1318 01:35:58,634 --> 01:36:02,512 And that ain't is all 1319 01:36:02,513 --> 01:36:04,660 Nothing is greater than the sand, surf and salt air 1320 01:36:04,661 --> 01:36:07,240 Unrack our boards just as soon as we get there 1321 01:36:07,241 --> 01:36:09,959 Stack 'em in the sand while they're breaking' just right 1322 01:36:10,321 --> 01:36:12,495 Yeah, we're surfing' all day and we're swinging' all night 1323 01:36:12,496 --> 01:36:16,037 Vacations is here Beach party tonight 1324 01:36:18,136 --> 01:36:20,871 - We're chalking' our boards - Chalking' our boards 1325 01:36:20,872 --> 01:36:23,496 - While we're in school - We're in school 1326 01:36:23,497 --> 01:36:26,569 - Now we're waxing' our boards - Waxing' our boards 1327 01:36:26,570 --> 01:36:28,834 At Balboa, too 1328 01:36:29,507 --> 01:36:32,542 Nothing is greater than the sand, surf and salt air 1329 01:36:32,543 --> 01:36:35,165 Unrack our boards just as soon as we get there 1330 01:36:35,166 --> 01:36:37,940 Stack 'em in the sand while they're breaking' just right 1331 01:36:37,941 --> 01:36:40,443 we're surfing' all day and we're swinging' all night 1332 01:36:40,444 --> 01:36:44,198 Vacations is here Beach party tonight 1333 01:36:46,093 --> 01:36:48,925 - We're here at last - Here at last 1334 01:36:48,926 --> 01:36:50,961 - Time's just right - Time's just right 1335 01:36:51,562 --> 01:36:54,272 - Gonna try to have - Gonna try to have 1336 01:36:54,273 --> 01:36:56,473 A beach party tonight 1337 01:36:57,567 --> 01:37:00,365 Nothing is greater than the sand, surf and salt air 1338 01:37:00,437 --> 01:37:02,667 Unrack our boards just as soon as we get there 1339 01:37:02,668 --> 01:37:05,527 Stack 'em in the sand while they're breaking' just right 1340 01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:08,080 Yeah, we're surfing' all day and we're swinging' all night 1341 01:37:08,081 --> 01:37:11,808 Vacations is here Beach party tonight 1342 01:37:13,612 --> 01:37:17,338 Vacations is here Beach party tonight 1343 01:37:19,180 --> 01:37:23,282 Vacation is here Beach party tonight 1344 01:37:43,210 --> 01:37:51,210 Subtitles: Kilo 106188

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