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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:03,104 [music playing] 2 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:06,907 TOM: Breakfast is served. 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:07,808 [utensils tapping] 4 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:09,143 There ya are. 5 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:10,944 Mmm! 6 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:12,313 Tom, this is delicious! 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,482 It must be great to have someone to share the cooking. 8 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:16,284 Actually, I do all the cooking. 9 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:17,485 That he does. 10 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:21,055 Breakfast pizza, pizza burgers, pizza loaf. 11 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:22,623 I can hardly wait for pizza sorbet. 12 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:23,524 Oh-ho-ho. 13 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,693 Very funny. 14 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,496 This is the last box for the yard sale. 15 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:29,930 I don't know how selling this crap's 16 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,432 gonna get me into golf camp. 17 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,301 Well, one man's trash is another man's treasure, 18 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,635 sweetie. 19 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,537 Has anybody thought of asking Monica for her old stuff? 20 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,206 I mean, she never wears the same thing twice. 21 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:40,774 That is actually a great idea. 22 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,477 Jessie, would you mind going to see Monica? 23 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,478 Did I lose a bet? 24 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:45,679 [laughter] 25 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,181 Truth is she's been kind of depressed since she 26 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:48,416 broke up with her boyfriend. 27 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:49,583 You are so good at pep talks! 28 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:50,484 Really? 29 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:51,452 No, not really. 30 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,287 Just that she won't return my calls. 31 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,488 I'm expecting a full report. 32 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:55,389 OK. 33 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:56,390 [talking with mouth full] Mm. 34 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,359 This is fantastic! 35 00:00:58,459 --> 00:00:59,660 You barely touched it. 36 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,462 I worked hard on this! - Sorry. 37 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,630 Not really in the mood for eggs. 38 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,266 [music playing] 39 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:08,269 Now, were these special eggs? 40 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:09,370 No. 41 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,339 I just-- cooking's kind of become my thing, 42 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:13,674 and I don't think Jessie's even noticed. 43 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:14,575 Oh, man. 44 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:15,576 This is awesome. 45 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:17,010 Actually, it's kind of demoralizing. 46 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:18,312 No, no. Look. 47 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,681 Sabrina Maythorpe. 48 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,015 Yeah. The brunette? 49 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,117 She's kind of cute. 50 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:24,318 CARTER: No, Sabrina's the blonde. 51 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,019 I've been trying to get a date with her for weeks, 52 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,756 but she's always with her friend. 53 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,691 Hey, you gotta be my wing man. 54 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:31,859 Hey, no-- no. 55 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,026 Carter, I am married now. 56 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,928 I am not going to play your wingman anymore. 57 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:35,896 I totally respect that. 58 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:36,830 Huh? 59 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,199 I get it. (SHOUTING) Hey, ladies! 60 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,234 Hey, Carter! CARTER: Hey! 61 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,535 Why did you just call them over? 62 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,070 CARTER: Go with it, man. You look good. 63 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:44,205 Fix your-- 64 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:45,105 CARTER: Hey. 65 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:46,073 This is my friend Tom. 66 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:46,974 Hi. 67 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:48,041 Hey, Tom. 68 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,477 Do you live at the frat house with Carter? 69 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:50,544 No. 70 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:51,879 No, I live over on Henderson with my wife. 71 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:54,682 His wi-- fi. 72 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,083 His wifi. All right? 73 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,551 This guy's a total techy. Hm? 74 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:58,619 That's probably why he's single. 75 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,120 [laughter] 76 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:05,058 [THEME MUSIC - HAWKSLEY WORKMAN, "YES I DO"] 77 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:10,030 (SINGING) Can't we find a way that we can be together? 78 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:14,502 Is there any way that we can be together? 79 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:19,440 And, oh, by the way baby, do you love me? 80 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,441 Yes I do. 81 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,443 Yes I do. 82 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:23,911 Yes I do. 83 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:25,413 Yes I do. 84 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:34,888 [music playing] 85 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,925 There are only 48 cards in this deck. 86 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,059 I want my money back. 87 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,429 Oh, I'm sorry, but as the signage indicates, 88 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:42,563 all sales are final. 89 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,697 Oh, come on, Ben. 90 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:46,166 Give the lady her money back. 91 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:49,537 I'm afraid all I can say, Phil, is caveat emptor. 92 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:50,638 Rules are rules. 93 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:51,539 I'm so sorry. 94 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,607 He's an ass. 95 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,142 [humming] 96 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,477 Oh, gee! [clears throat] 97 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:57,911 How much for this? - 20. 98 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,213 - I'll give you five. - Sold. 99 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,381 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 100 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,549 That shouldn't be there. That's mine! 101 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:02,650 That's not for sale! - Really? 102 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,285 Because I just bought for 15 under asking. 103 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:06,186 BEN: Maybe if you actually won something of your own, 104 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,055 you wouldn't have to buy my trophy, would you? 105 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:09,290 Give it to me! - All right! 106 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,158 Listen. Enough, OK? 107 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:13,961 You know, I would really love it if you two would stop sniping 108 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:15,329 at each other for, like, a day. 109 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:16,464 - Contest? - No. 110 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,098 - I love contests. - No-no. 111 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,032 No contest. 112 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:22,202 Actually, that's not a bad idea. 113 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:25,072 First one to lose his temper loses the trophy. 114 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:25,973 Hm? 115 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,007 Well how is that fair? 116 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,141 Phil doesn't even have a temper. 117 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:29,577 He's too-- sedated. 118 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:30,544 All right, then. 119 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,380 Phil, to make it fair, you have to do 120 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,148 this without the use of any-- 121 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:36,450 (WHISPERS) substances. 122 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,851 So what? Just beer? 123 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:38,752 No beer. 124 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,087 Wow. 125 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,088 You're screwed. 126 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:42,523 [music playing] 127 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,759 BEN: Well, let the games begin. 128 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,227 I already gave my stuff to the poor. 129 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,096 There's a chute down the hall where I just drop them in. 130 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:50,698 That's the garbage. 131 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:51,899 Whatever. 132 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,133 Hey. 133 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,370 Ooh, I love the faux leather of this Barcelona chair. 134 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,138 And that Eames table looks like the real thing. 135 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,440 [clears throat] 136 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:02,410 Yeah, the leather is not faux, and the table is real. 137 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:05,145 I didn't realize paralegals get paid so well. 138 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,146 MONICA: We do OK. 139 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,516 Also, men give me things. 140 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:11,319 Speaking of men-- 141 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,654 (WHISPERING) I hear you broke up with Todd. 142 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,055 You don't have to whisper. 143 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:17,257 He's not here-- (WHISPERING) because I broke up with him. 144 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,392 Right. 145 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,193 Well, if you ever need to talk about it, I'm-- 146 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:20,828 [phone ringing] - Oh! 147 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:21,595 Hold that thought. 148 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,864 [phone ringing] 149 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:25,999 Andre? 150 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,035 [gasps] Babe! 151 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,837 Can't. I'm already booked. 152 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,171 [kissing sounds] 153 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,105 I've been there. 154 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,841 Between boyfriends. 155 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:37,177 When I'm lonely, I feel like-- 156 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,446 Victoria! 157 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:39,680 [laughter] 158 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,382 Oh, can't talk-- sister-in-law's here. 159 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,417 Um-- Jodie? 160 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:44,318 Jess! 161 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,218 [laughter] 162 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:47,154 Yeah, I'll see you at the club. 163 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:49,590 You know, your mom made you sound lonelier. 164 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,224 That's because mom can't understand how anybody 165 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,661 could be single and happy. 166 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:54,595 OK. 167 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,997 Well, I guess I should get going. 168 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:57,898 [sigh] 169 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,533 Do you want a glass of wine? 170 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,434 I'm under age. 171 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:01,335 [sigh] 172 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,671 Don't make me slap you. 173 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:04,572 Maybe half a glass. 174 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:07,441 [music playing] 175 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,643 TOM: I still don't get why I had to pretend to be single. 176 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:10,778 Dude. 177 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,580 Do you understand the concept of a wingman? 178 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:16,016 Your job is to engage the other girl while I work my magic. 179 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:17,518 If she knows you're unavailable, she'll 180 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,620 be all, oh, let's go get our hair done 181 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,489 and play with hula hoops! 182 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:24,124 You have no clue what women do when we're not around, do you? 183 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,325 No. 184 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,895 But the bottom line is, I got a date with Sabrina. 185 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,297 Oh, that's great. She seems like a nice girl. 186 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,632 Yeah, double date. 187 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:33,200 Too bad you'll never see her again. 188 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,502 Aw. All right. 189 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,770 I know-- I know that I've asked for a lot in the past, 190 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,306 but I'm cashing in my chips. 191 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:40,641 I-- I think I'm in love. 192 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:41,675 Oh. 193 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,143 I'm-- I'm feeling really light-headed. 194 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,145 I-- I've got butterflies in my stomach. 195 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:46,880 I've got some serious wood. 196 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,049 You, sir, are a keeper. 197 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:52,019 But the answer's still no. 198 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:55,489 [music playing] 199 00:05:58,592 --> 00:05:59,393 Good Lord. 200 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:02,430 What is that smell? 201 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,532 Ew, it smells like-- 202 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:08,402 Applewood smoked German bratwurst. 203 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:09,903 Dammit! 204 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:14,374 Ben, you know the way the smell of meat upsets Phil's stomach! 205 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:15,509 Yeah, Ben. 206 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,144 Oh my gosh, you're right. 207 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,278 I am so sorry. Hang on. 208 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,847 Let me try to get rid of some of this smoke here. 209 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:20,748 Hang on. 210 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:21,715 [sizzling] 211 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,016 Oh no, no no. 212 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,284 Oh, I just made it worse. 213 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,719 [groaning] 214 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,588 Well, no point in letting this go to waste, I guess. 215 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:30,357 [music playing] 216 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,258 [thud] 217 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:33,761 TOM: How was your trip to Monica's? 218 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:34,662 Oh, you know what? 219 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,229 It was actually OK. 220 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,131 You know, she's not that bad once you get a glass of wine 221 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,700 into her. - I know. 222 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,535 She's a lush. 223 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,170 So what did you and Carter get up to? 224 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,238 Played video games, wingman-- 225 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,808 uh-- wing commander. 226 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,076 Pretty lame, actually. 227 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,310 That's too bad. 228 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,180 I was thinking we could go check out that new cafe-- 229 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,247 make fun of all the hipsters. 230 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,749 Oh, I can't. 231 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,284 Monica asked me if I wanted to go to a club 232 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:58,519 with her and her friends. 233 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,287 I haven't had a girls night out in forever. 234 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:01,789 What am I going to do? 235 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:02,723 I don't know. 236 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,258 Hang out with Carter. 237 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,561 [wine pouring] 238 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:08,529 [sniffing] 239 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:09,429 Hoo! 240 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,731 My goodness. 241 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:11,665 What is that? 242 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,837 What is that smell? 243 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,438 PHIL: Pretty ripe, huh? 244 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:19,907 Ah. 245 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:22,009 Must you shovel manure at this hour? 246 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,410 Actually, it's guano-- 247 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:26,246 the world's finest eco-friendly fertilizer, made from the feces 248 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:28,048 of bats and seabirds. 249 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,550 100% organic. 250 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:30,951 Take a whiff! 251 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:31,885 [coughing] 252 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:32,820 [laughter] 253 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,424 JESSIE: I can't believe you've been to Barcelona. 254 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:40,027 I feel lucky just sitting on Monica's Barcelona chairs. 255 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,161 [laughter] 256 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,830 So what do you do with your friends, Jessie? 257 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,032 Well, design school takes up a lot of my time. 258 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,601 I'm also married. 259 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:48,536 You're kidding? 260 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,103 She's kidding. 261 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,204 It's great. 262 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,439 We just don't have that much time to travel. 263 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,507 At least not yet. 264 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:54,742 Well, hey, if you're into architecture, 265 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,209 you have to check out the Spanish scene. 266 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,880 My husband thinks Gaudi is the stuff between your toes. 267 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,349 Come on, they're letting us in. 268 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:03,551 Ditch the plastic ring. 269 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:05,285 The Cracker Jack toy makes you look so underage. 270 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:07,721 I know, but I haven't taken it off since we got married! 271 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:08,756 Come on, Jessie-- 272 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:09,657 live a little. 273 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:12,560 [club music] 274 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,028 Oh, thanks, buddy. 275 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,329 I needed this. 276 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:17,397 I just-- I kind of wanted to talk 277 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,498 to someone about something. 278 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,968 Um-- I've got this crazy idea, but I 279 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,703 don't know if Jessie will-- [doorbell rings] 280 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,004 Oh. 281 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,674 Love to hear all about it, man, but the girls are here. 282 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:28,008 What? 283 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,377 Dude, how many times do I have to tell you, I'm married. 284 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:31,645 What am I going to say to this girl? 285 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:32,546 Make something up. 286 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:33,547 Tell her your darkest secrets. 287 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:34,682 It doesn't matter. 288 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,216 You're never going to see them again, right? 289 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,384 Come on, Tom. 290 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,820 I want us to live a little. 291 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:43,256 [club music] 292 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,499 Another round of mojitos, ladies? 293 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,500 These are fantastic! 294 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:54,602 What's in them? 295 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:55,803 Alcohol. 296 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,104 [laughter] 297 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,338 Oh my God. 298 00:08:58,438 --> 00:08:59,740 I just totally made out with that guy. 299 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,108 [laughter] 300 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:02,976 He's cute! 301 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,045 What's his name? 302 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,213 I don't know. [laughter] 303 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,749 So, Jess, having fun? 304 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:09,650 Yeah. 305 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,384 That'll be $40, ladies. 306 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,552 This round's on me. 307 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:15,355 Oh, thank you. 308 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:16,824 [laughter] 309 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:19,827 What's the matter? 310 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,762 Can't find the piggy bank? 311 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:22,996 My wedding ring's gone! 312 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,431 I must have dropped it! 313 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:25,532 Oh well. 314 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:28,636 No, Monica, you have to help me find it! 315 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:29,536 [laugh] 316 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,606 Oh, I thought you were joking. Um-- 317 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:33,573 [clears throat] 318 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,077 Ooh. 319 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,111 Problem solved. 320 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,379 That's not the same thing. 321 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:40,681 It's identical. 322 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:41,615 Now let's go dance. 323 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:42,983 - Yes. - Woo-hoo! 324 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:43,984 Come on. 325 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,987 [club music] 326 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,327 So are you just going to text all night, 327 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,130 or do you want to tell me about yourself? 328 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,298 Do you really want to know? 329 00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,199 Mm-hm. 330 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,300 Fine. 331 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,669 I still live with my parents and do chores. 332 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,136 I'm afraid to drive, so I tell everyone 333 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,571 it's an environmental stance. 334 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:07,140 I think babies are ugly no matter what cute little basket 335 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,810 you put them in, and I once had an erotic dream about Velma 336 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,979 from "Scooby Doo". 337 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,881 [laughter] 338 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,282 You're so cute. 339 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,349 I am? KATE: Yeah. 340 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,550 And interesting. 341 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,852 Come on, tell me more. 342 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,120 OK. 343 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,122 Well, um, lately I've been thinking about my future, 344 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,491 and honestly, I want to cook. 345 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:25,726 Really cook. 346 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:28,862 Hey, what girl wouldn't want to hook up with a chef? 347 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,198 I saw a biography by Gordon Ramsay somewhere here. 348 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,233 Oh my God, you have to read it. 349 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,134 Come on. 350 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:37,604 [music playing] 351 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,580 Are you sure it was in this room? 352 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:48,481 Kate? 353 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,217 Whoa! 354 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,285 What are you doing? 355 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,386 Let's get cooking. 356 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,624 Whoa-- oh boy. 357 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:58,525 Uh. 358 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,760 OK. 359 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:00,660 So, uh, listen. 360 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:01,561 It was-- it was-- 361 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,096 [thud] --really great-- 362 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,631 [clattering] --to meet you. 363 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,834 Um-- Uh, you're really nice. 364 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:07,735 [thud] 365 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,003 [laughter] 366 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,604 Why don't you come up here before you hurt yourself? 367 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,240 No, I-- I left the iron on at home. 368 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,808 - Mm-hm. - With my parents. 369 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,109 Did I mention I live with my parents? 370 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,978 Oh, also I-- I like to iron. 371 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:18,979 [laughter] 372 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,647 You're cute. 373 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,282 Now, why don't you take your pants off. 374 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,183 Ooh. 375 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,785 [music playing] 376 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:25,786 Goodbye. 377 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:26,754 [laughter] 378 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,790 [music playing] 379 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:34,094 [mowing] 380 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,503 JESSIE: Morning! - Hey! 381 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,538 What are you looking for? 382 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:46,874 My cell phone. 383 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:49,476 Uh-- it's gotta be here somewhere. 384 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:50,577 How was your night? 385 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:51,478 Um. 386 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:52,445 Fine. 387 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,346 How was yours? 388 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,482 It was OK. 389 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,583 Something wrong with your ring? 390 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,618 No. No, it's just a bit lost-- 391 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,519 loose. 392 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,454 Just a bit loose. 393 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,290 How about some coffee? 394 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,794 [music playing] 395 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,242 Hey, Phil! 396 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,743 Hey, where are you going? 397 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:24,878 Inside, why? 398 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:25,779 Your car is idling. 399 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,147 Oh, yeah, I know. 400 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,748 I-- I've got to run some errands later, so I thought I'd give 401 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,717 the AC a bit of a head start. 402 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,386 Oh, do me a favor-- let me know when she gets down to 16, 403 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,222 will you? 404 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,189 [sigh] 405 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,625 [laughter] 406 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,263 What's with you? 407 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,265 Nothing. 408 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,935 How was last night? 409 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:48,969 It didn't suck. 410 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,237 Oh. 411 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,872 It turns out Jessie's refreshing in a just fell off 412 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,473 the turnip truck sort of way. 413 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:56,143 That's the nicest thing you've ever said about Jessie-- 414 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,945 or anyone. 415 00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,247 Does that mean you guys are, like, friends now? 416 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,248 No. 417 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,649 Too much baggage for my taste. 418 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,617 All that guilt. Reminds me of Mom. 419 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:05,652 Guilt? 420 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,287 Yeah, she got all fraught and bothered 421 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,789 because she lost that silly plastic ring you gave her. 422 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:10,924 But Jessie has the ring. 423 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:11,825 She had it on this morning. 424 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:12,993 I got her another one. 425 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,461 It's not like those things are one of a kind. 426 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:19,132 [laughter] 427 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,068 JESSIE: It was an accident, Tom. 428 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,702 Too obvious. 429 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,704 It fell off. 430 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,306 Too random. 431 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,809 Monica put me up on the bar to dance, and-- 432 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,979 what am I saying? 433 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:32,913 [dialing phone] 434 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,150 [phone ringing] 435 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,419 Tom's phone. Hello? 436 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,320 Hello? 437 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,721 Is Tom there? 438 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,090 Oh, Tom's not here. 439 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,024 Are you his mom? 440 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,426 Actually, I'm his wife. 441 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,261 Are we talking about the same Tom? 442 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,298 18, obsessed with "Scooby Doo", still lives with his parents, 443 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,465 likes to iron? 444 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,869 Yeah, that's my husband, minus the ironing. 445 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,270 Oh my God. 446 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,338 He's married? 447 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:01,608 [music playing] 448 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:03,944 [door opens] 449 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,179 Hey, honey! 450 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,780 Have anything you want to get off your chest? 451 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:08,982 I don't know, Tom. 452 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,083 Do you have something you want to get off yours? 453 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,584 As a matter of fact, I do. 454 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,620 I talked to Monica. 455 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,755 You lost your ring and lied about it. 456 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,057 Oh, I lied. 457 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,325 That's pretty rich coming from you. 458 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,526 By the way, Katie? 459 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,561 She says hi. 460 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:22,695 Look, I can explain. 461 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:23,863 When were you going to tell me? 462 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,365 There's nothing to tell. 463 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,266 Nothing happened! 464 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,267 Don't lie to me! 465 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,168 I'm not lying. 466 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,169 I didn't sleep with her. 467 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,437 I didn't even look at her! 468 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,440 Yeah, I looked at her, but I didn't want to be rude. 469 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,908 Well, Katie explained everything. 470 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,044 And what you did was so much worse! 471 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,612 How can you share your aspirations 472 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,781 with some strange girl? 473 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,551 Maybe I would have shared them with you had you shown 474 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,153 the slightest bit of interest. 475 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,021 Maybe I would pay closer attention 476 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,390 if you weren't changing your life plan every other week. 477 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,424 Oh, I do not! 478 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,559 Oh no? 479 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,095 Last month you wanted to go into advertising. 480 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:58,098 And before that, you wanted to be a fire man. 481 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,100 And now a chef? 482 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,070 It's like being married to a-- a six-year-old. 483 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,338 At least Katie didn't treat me like a child. 484 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,673 Take that back! 485 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:10,777 Sorry, Jess, no take backsies. 486 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,946 I'm thinking we are too young for this. 487 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,654 I'm crashing at my parents. 488 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,092 [music playing] 489 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,595 I'm sorry, dude. 490 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:29,829 It was partly my fault. 491 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,830 Partly? 492 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,764 Partly. 493 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:32,799 All. 494 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,001 They're just words. 495 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,603 Sometimes I envy you, buddy. 496 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,937 What are you talking about? 497 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,672 I'm 18 and married, Carter. 498 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,474 I have to deal with in-laws and bills 499 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,910 when my biggest problem should be running out of ketchup. 500 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,045 Holy crap, we're out of ketchup. 501 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,379 Yeah. 502 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,448 I should be more like you-- never married, never lonely. 503 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,417 Best of both worlds. - All right. 504 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,152 Listen. 505 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,720 Remember Sabrina from the other night? 506 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,754 Yeah. 507 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:55,955 She dumped me. 508 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,124 So? 509 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,391 You're just going to move on to the next girl. 510 00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,826 And-- and then the next girl after that. 511 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:00,727 Yeah. 512 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,029 Right. 513 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,796 - And then what, Tom? - I don't know. 514 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,864 Then you just keep going until-- 515 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,167 You find someone special. 516 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,370 I mean, isn't that the point of it all? 517 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,771 You're right. 518 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,741 Why would you want to be chained down to a girl like Jessie 519 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:18,211 when you could be here with me, eating 520 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,581 ketchup-less mac and cheese. 521 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,584 [music playing] 522 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,286 (SINGING) Please will you help me 523 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,755 and not take my friends away. 524 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:40,800 They've got nothing to do with these enemies of you. 525 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,701 Ooh. 526 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:48,675 [whistle blows] 527 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:52,179 [drumming] 528 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,059 [whistle blows] 529 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:07,960 Hey, Ben! 530 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,896 Can you believe I have no musical training whatsoever? 531 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:13,366 [drumming] 532 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,807 [shouting] 533 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,278 [knocking] 534 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,550 Hi, Phil. 535 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,520 Listen, you win. 536 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:34,421 Excuse me? 537 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:35,622 I can't do this anymore. 538 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,191 You're-- you're obviously a more patient man, so-- 539 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,092 [patting] 540 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,527 --it belongs to you. 541 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:41,428 Wow. 542 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,996 Jeez, I'm-- I'm stunned. 543 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,666 Well, it's not like I don't have enough awards, right. 544 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,067 Exactly. 545 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,802 And the fact that you haven't enjoyed this kind of success, 546 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,840 or any, really, right? 547 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,476 So it's a fact that I find almost touching. 548 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,744 So we're both winners then. 549 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,180 Well, I don't know about that. 550 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:04,050 Anyway, maybe it will raise your self-esteem. 551 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:07,019 It may even make that wife proud of you for a change. 552 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,522 Maybe even your daughter, man. 553 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,458 Hey, you know what, Ben? 554 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,261 You can take your sanctimonious, and your-- 555 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,096 your condescending, and your smug-- 556 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,798 You've got to pick a noun eventually there, Phil. 557 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,801 See, I try to be a nice guy, and sometimes 558 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,670 you really piss me off! 559 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,971 Ha ha! 560 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,973 Told you it would work! 561 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,875 Gloating's not becoming, honey. 562 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,877 Yes. 563 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,345 [inaudible] 564 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,446 Hee-hee. 565 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,347 [slap] 566 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,716 See ya, sucker. 567 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:37,617 So can I have beer now? 568 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,322 JESSIE: Where did you find it? 569 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,291 Oh, it fell on the floor while you were dancing, 570 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,558 so I put it in my purse. 571 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,559 Were you looking for it? 572 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:47,927 I told you I was-- 573 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,128 several times. 574 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,697 Sorry. 575 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,432 I was kind of loaded. 576 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,133 Well, it doesn't matter anyway. 577 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,737 Tom and I-- you know, I don't really want to talk about it. 578 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,972 Why don't we have another girls night? 579 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:00,873 Yes. 580 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,974 I'll get the tequila. 581 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,743 Already with the tequila? 582 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:04,911 Oh, maybe she's right. 583 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,746 Maybe we should wait until we get to the club. 584 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,749 Well why can't we just stay in and watch a movie or something? 585 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:13,019 [laughter] 586 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:16,923 Hey. 587 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:17,824 I got your text. 588 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,028 Remember this place? 589 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,131 How could I forget? 590 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:30,537 I think you were about here. 591 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,039 And I was right about here. 592 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,041 What are you doing, Tom? 593 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,809 It's for real, Jess. 594 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,010 No more kid stuff. 595 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:38,945 Oh my God! 596 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,447 How did you pay for that? 597 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,915 I borrowed some money from our move-out fund. 598 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,185 Also, I'm going to be the father of a stranger's baby. 599 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,687 I don't know what to say. 600 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,056 Just say yes. 601 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:53,426 That's all you need to say-- yes. 602 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,561 No. 603 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,597 I can't accept this. 604 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,498 I love you, Jess. 605 00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,799 We can get through this. 606 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,335 I know we can, but I had other plans for that money. 607 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,271 So we have to wait a little longer 608 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,272 before we get our own place. 609 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,273 We'll get there. 610 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,173 That's not what I meant. 611 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:10,042 [music playing] 612 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,780 Chelsea Culinary Institute. 613 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,249 I signed you up for cooking school, Tom. 614 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,719 If it's important to you, it's important to me. 615 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:20,787 What about the ring? 616 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,122 I found a better one. 617 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,158 An original, like my husband. 618 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,562 [music playing] 619 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,537 TOM: All right, little lady. 620 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,608 Get ready for some Spanish magic-- 621 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,843 paella. 622 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,045 Except I subbed the chorizo with hot dogs, 623 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,414 and the chicken with canned turkey, 624 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,516 but it's the same general idea. 625 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,818 It's just like being in Barcelona, 626 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,820 dining in the shadow of Gaudi. 627 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,422 Don't be gross, Jess. 628 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:59,492 [music playing] 629 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,593 Mmm. 630 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:01,861 [MUSIC - THE BICYCLES, "OH YES, IT'S LOVE"] 631 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,896 (SINGING) To put the ghost back in its grave. 632 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,865 What's lying over the sea. 633 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,867 It's the lion in me. 634 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,369 Now that I know. 635 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,339 Oh, yes, it's love. 636 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,342 Why go and play the poor victim. 637 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,443 No no no. 638 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:17,444 No no no. 639 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,912 That's just a game you'll never win. 640 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:20,813 No no no no. 641 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:21,948 No no no. 642 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,551 Can't blame the distant past for all the things 643 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:25,785 you've never done. 644 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,287 You've gotta face up. 645 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,289 Yes, it's love. 646 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,290 Ooh. 647 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,759 No no no no no no. 648 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,261 No no no no no no no no no. 649 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,263 No no no no no no. 650 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,231 No no no no no no. 651 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,733 I never thought you'd-- 652 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:41,734 (SHOUTING) Hi, Mom! 653 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,035 [horn honks] 654 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,805 (SINGING) --no no no How can I travel to where you are? 655 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:46,706 No no no. 656 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:47,840 No no no. 657 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:51,277 Just come back to me, and I'll make you see. 658 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:54,046 And then you'll know, oh. 659 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,516 Yes it's love. 660 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:59,051 They're looking back and looking down. 661 00:21:59,151 --> 00:21:59,952 No no no. 662 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,454 No no no. 663 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,256 So much of that is so long gone. 664 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,157 No no no. 665 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,459 No no no. 666 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,961 Things are looking up now that we're looking forward. 667 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:13,933 Yep, we know, oh, yes, it's love. 668 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:14,834 Ooh. 669 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:18,204 [music playing] 670 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:22,804 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43404

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