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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,265 Male singer: Early in the morning, I can't sleep 2 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,474 I can't work and I can't eat 3 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,814 maybe I'm lucky, maybe I'm freed 4 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,905 maybe this woman's just all I need 5 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:20,076 oh, no, not again 6 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:25,119 it hurts so good, I don't understand 7 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,709 infatuation 8 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:32,171 infatuation... 9 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,551 Infatuation 10 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:41,305 infatuation... 11 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,727 Infatuation 12 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,523 infatuation... 13 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:55,232 Infatuation 14 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,532 infatuation... 15 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:04,363 Infatuation 16 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:07,957 whoo! Infatuate me! 17 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:30,893 Man: Consider outer space. 18 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,111 You know, from the time of the first NASA mission, 19 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:35,317 it became evident that being in space 20 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,563 has a profound effect on the human psyche. 21 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,566 Now, during the first gemini mission, some thought was actually given 22 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:44,570 to the notion of sending up a man and a woman together. 23 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,822 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 24 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:49,995 A cosmic Adam and Eve if you will. 25 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,460 Bound together in a highly sophisticated nerve center 26 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,900 at the head of the largest, most powerful rocket yet known. 27 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:57,961 Its giant thrusters blasting into the dark void 28 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:01,211 as they hurtled towards their final destination... 29 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,429 The gushing wellspring of life itself. 30 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,593 How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense 31 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,761 it could conceivably change your political views? 32 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:15,066 - Would you like to dance? - Yes, please. 33 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,027 I'll take that as a no. 34 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:21,739 Male singer: Heart of rock 'n' roll is still beatin'... 35 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,323 Johnny! Ow! 36 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:33,619 - Man: Consider outer space. - What? 37 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,504 Man: Private Gibson! Incoming! 38 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,851 Hey, what is this "lonely man sitting on the hill," huh? 39 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,890 It's over, Lance. 40 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,857 It's gone. I've lost it. 41 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:01,396 High school. I started off so hot. 42 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,024 Sophomore year, two times. 43 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,492 Junior year was excellent... Four times. 44 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,702 And not all with the same girl. 45 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,740 Senior year looked like the best. 46 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:14,162 First day of classes, then nothing. 47 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,661 What do you mean nothing your senior year? 48 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,790 What about that time with Barbara devilbiss in the high-jump pit, huh? 49 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,463 That was you. 50 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,587 Oh, yeah. 51 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:30,057 I just can't motivate myself the way I used to. 52 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:32,597 Maybe I'm past my prime. 53 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:34,811 Hey, it's not you. 54 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,899 It's these high school girls here. 55 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:40,143 They're simple. 56 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,897 They're never gonna stimulate a complex guy like you. 57 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:46,695 - Maybe you're right. - Of course I'm right. 58 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,535 Anyways, after tonight you'll never have to deal 59 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,905 with these simple high school girls again. 60 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:55,833 But won't these same girls be in college? 61 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,123 Yeah, but it'll be different. 62 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:01,589 - Why? - Because they'll be college girls. 63 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,256 I'm gonna miss you, Lance. 64 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:08,220 It's your own fault, you know. 65 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,305 You could be coming out to California with me. 66 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,016 Hey, all right. 67 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,511 Get a totally bitchin' education out there, dude. 68 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,888 California. 69 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,230 You could be coming to new england with me, you know. 70 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,477 Ugh. What are you, crazy? The Ivy league stinks, man. 71 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,819 All they got there are those ugly, intellectual girls 72 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:27,190 with band-aids on their knees from playing the cello. 73 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:31,365 - No, thank you. - Really gonna miss you, Lance. 74 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:35,787 - Well, we're college men now. - Yeah. 75 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:48,507 Gibson: "Dear Lance, the campus here is beautiful. 76 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,677 I've never seen so much corduroy in one place. 77 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:56,561 Classes are classes. One of them even looks like it might be interesting. 78 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,598 You never know. 79 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:05,362 You're wrong about the women here. I haven't seen one band-aid. 80 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,856 In fact, there's plenty of action. 81 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:10,233 My roommate and I have an understanding. 82 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,702 Hope things are going as good for you. 83 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:14,616 Your pal, gib." 84 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,874 "P.s. All of the above is bullshit. 85 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:21,790 I'm floundering in a sea of confusion and total despair. 86 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,289 But knock on wood, I still have my health." 87 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:27,292 This week's assignment is to rewrite last week's assignment. 88 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,633 Remember, "as the dog returneth to his own vomit, 89 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,223 so does the fool to his folly." 90 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,555 Sorry I'm late, but there was this big problem. 91 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,728 And I'm late because of it. 92 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,937 Professor: Um, Katherine... 93 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,510 Now when I told you that you should develop your own style, 94 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:53,026 I didn't mean you should dot the I's with little flowers. 95 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:56,996 And this lavender ink, would you... Would you lose that? 96 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,786 It strains the eye, you know? 97 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:01,125 You sure take a lot of notes. 98 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,461 Professor: Ms. duran, this is very, very interesting. 99 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:11,343 Ordinarily the conclusion comes at the end of the paper, but... 100 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:14,384 - Yeah, I like that. - Duran: Thank you. 101 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:18,134 Go on. Um, Gibson. 102 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:26,108 - Mr. Gibson...? - Yes, what? 103 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:30,275 Well, I know what an important part voyeurism plays in your daily life, 104 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,525 but, would you mind if I take up a moment of your time? 105 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,490 - Sure. - Thank you. 106 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:40,457 I wanted to tell you that I really enjoyed your paper. 107 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,166 - You did? - Yeah. 108 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,878 I don't remember the last time that I have seen 109 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:50,216 this much detail expressed on how to eat pizza 110 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,756 without burning the roof of your mouth. 111 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:59,513 Unfortunately, whatever whimsical qualities that your paper evokes 112 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:04,515 are obscured in a morass of marginal grammar, 113 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:09,520 creative spelling and... I believe, sausage stain. 114 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,737 Pepperoni. 115 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:15,483 Clean it up, Gibson. 116 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,986 Miss bradbury. 117 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:23,082 You, on the other hand, you express your ideas very clearly. 118 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,746 Thank you. 119 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,416 Except that your paper is... 120 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,334 Well, it's dry. 121 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:33,210 There's not enough of you coming through. 122 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:37,089 Loosen up and have some fun. 123 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,870 Yes, sleep when you feel like it, not when you think you should! 124 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:43,053 Eat food that is bad for you at least once in a while. 125 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,975 Have conversations with people 126 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,269 whose clothes are not color coordinated. 127 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,402 Make love in a hammock! 128 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,109 Got it! 129 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,825 Life is the ultimate experience. 130 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:03,160 You have to experience it in order to write about it. 131 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,210 - Yes, Alison? - What did you say after "hammock"? 132 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,210 - I warned you. - All right, now. 133 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,987 You're a dead man. You're dead meat. Gonna be hearing some footsteps. 134 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,842 Set, hike! 135 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:19,214 One-one thousand, two-one thousand, three-one thousand. 136 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:24,806 Gibson, all pro-safety out of grambling, 137 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,770 makes another sparkling defensive gem. 138 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:31,024 - I thought grambling was all black. - So what? 139 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,465 - Hey, what are you doing tonight? - Gibson: Tell you what I'm not doing... 140 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:35,129 Staying in and rewriting my english paper. 141 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,468 I have a social life, you know. 142 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:39,325 Oh, that's right. I forgot. You gotta go to a mixer. 143 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,116 Stand in the corner for three hours and not ask anyone to dance. 144 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,740 No, it's the girls at this school. All they want to do is stay indoors, 145 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,288 smoke cigarettes and "relate." I don't like 'em. 146 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,288 Why do you have to like 'em? 147 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:54,457 You're dead meat. 148 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,797 What does Taub mean I have to "live life"? 149 00:09:58,055 --> 00:10:00,387 In high school, I was delegate to the mock u.N. 150 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:03,508 In New York City, twice. 151 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:07,353 When I was nine, I broke my brother's nose boxing. 152 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:11,316 On a tour of Graceland, I passed out in Elvis' bedroom. 153 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:15,027 I think I've done my share of living. Haven't I? 154 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,397 What do you think of that guy, gib? 155 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,364 I don't. 156 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,905 I think he's got a cute ass. 157 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,824 - Him? - Yeah. 158 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,242 Oh! 159 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,900 Gibson with the interception, and he's got some running room! 160 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:32,333 He's to the 30, to the 40, and run out of bounds in midfield 161 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,626 by jimbo marcavicci. 162 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,160 That's Gibson's ninth interception in this very young season. 163 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:40,503 He's having an outstanding year. 164 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,598 Life's the ultimate experience. 165 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,593 Forget it, Gibson. I hear she likes the intellectual type. 166 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,645 So? I'm intellectual and stuff. 167 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,420 You're flunking english. That's your mother tongue... and stuff. 168 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,902 The only way she'd go out with you is out of pity. 169 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,987 Mastin, you're a genius. 170 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:02,199 Stop and go, on one. 171 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,070 Break! 172 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,448 - Both y'all are dead. - Ready, down, set. 173 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:09,829 Hut one, hut two, hut three. 174 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,086 Jim: Watch it, now! 175 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,454 One-one thousand, two-one thousand, three-one thousand. 176 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:19,466 - Yeah, yeah, go! - Nice d, nice d, nice d! 177 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,927 Mastin: Go, go, go, go! Hey, hey! 178 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,388 - Gibson! Gibson, come on! - Where you going? 179 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:28,134 - Hey! - Gibson, the ball! 180 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,473 I'm flunking english. I was wondering 181 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,569 if maybe you could help me out. 182 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,786 Nice swimsuit. 183 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,577 I flunk english, I'm outta here. 184 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,872 Kiss college goodbye. 185 00:11:56,882 --> 00:12:00,545 I don't know what I'll do. I'll probably go home. 186 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:04,174 Gee, dad will be pissed off. 187 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,639 Mom will be heartbroken. 188 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:10,635 If I play my cards right, I get maybe a six months' grace period 189 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,514 and then I gotta get a job and you know what that means. 190 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,523 That's right. They start me off at the drive-up window 191 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,486 and I gradually work my way up 192 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,574 from shakes to burgers, and then one day my lucky break comes. 193 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,068 The French fry guy dies and they offer me the job. 194 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:30,321 But the day I'm supposed to start, some men come by 195 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,290 in a black Lincoln continental and tell me I can make a quick $300 196 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:36,832 just for driving a Van back from Mexico. 197 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:41,458 When I get out of jail, I'm 36 years old. 198 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,255 Living in a flophouse. 199 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:46,720 No job, no home, no upward mobility, 200 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:50,011 very few teeth, and then one day they find me. 201 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,056 Face-down, talking to the gutter, clutching a bottle of paint thinner. 202 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,772 And why? Because you wouldn't help me in english. 203 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,642 No, you were too busy to help me! 204 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:03,067 Too busy to help a drowning man! 205 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,636 Okay. 206 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,472 Okay, what? 207 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:33,593 - Okay, I'll help you. - You will? 208 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,475 When? 209 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,565 - Um... - How about tonight? 210 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,361 Let's see, Friday. 211 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:49,279 5:30, dinner, 6:00, calculus. 212 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,870 7:00, news, 7:30, shower. 213 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,537 7:45, phone call. 214 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,080 - 8:00? - 8:00, I don't know. 215 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,294 That's when I rearrange my sock drawer. 216 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,380 Do you want me to help you or not? 217 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,717 Yes, I do. I was just kidding there. 218 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,962 8:00... 219 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,886 Okay, 8:00. See you then. 220 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,977 - Uh, where? - McKenzie hall. 221 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,937 Great! 222 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,102 Ooh! 223 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:30,316 It's Friday night! 224 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,318 Singer on recording: Get loose! 225 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,456 Singer: Party! 226 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,919 Jimbo: "I'm a freshman at a small northeastern college. 227 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,835 I never thought those letters were true until a few days ago 228 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:47,879 I had an experience that changed my mind. 229 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,968 I just had to share it with you. 230 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:53,555 I had pretty much resigned myself to another night of reading your magazine 231 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,425 when there was a knock on my dorm room door. 232 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,804 And when I opened the door, I could hardly believe my eyes. 233 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:04,024 There were two of the foxiest twins I had ever seen. 234 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:08,317 With long brunette hair, legs that wouldn't quit. 235 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,155 And firm tits." 236 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,074 Whew. 237 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,411 How's that sound? 238 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,747 Change "tits" to "generous scoops of mouthwatering flesh" 239 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,741 and have them defy gravity. 240 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,539 What do you think? Is this shirt good? 241 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,516 Yeah, fine. You think they'll know that "scoops of flesh" means tits? 242 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,360 I don't know. It doesn't sound specific enough. 243 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,000 Where else are you going to find "scoops of flesh"? 244 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,093 How's this for an opening line? 245 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,188 "Did you know that Nietzsche died of syphilis?" 246 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,264 How do you spell "zucchini"? 247 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:37,883 Z-u-c-h-i-n-l. 248 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,136 No, Nietzsche's too obscure. 249 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,889 Uh, how about, "did you know that Shakespeare died of syphilis?" 250 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,016 No, she probably knows that isn't true. 251 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,814 I don't know what to say. 252 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,438 It's not what you say that counts, but how you say it. 253 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,735 Use sincerity, it's the best technique. 254 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,029 What? 255 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,779 Come here. 256 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,497 Come here. 257 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:09,214 You know I've never met anyone like you before. 258 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:15,137 Usually when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy. 259 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:19,634 But with you, it's different. I can talk to you. 260 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,476 You know what I'm thinking 261 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,688 without my having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 262 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:30,983 We speak each other's unspoken language fluently. 263 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,073 I love you. 264 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,737 Oh, jimbo... 265 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,612 That is the most enormous pile of horseshit 266 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,033 I've ever heard in my life. 267 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,326 - Get out of here, you piece of slime! - No chick would ever buy it! 268 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,249 Oh, yeah? Well, that's where you're wrong. It's how I got Lucy. 269 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,793 - Jimbo, it's horseshit. - Effective horseshit. 270 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,131 Get a life. 271 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:57,096 Male singer: In your arms, there must be a place for me 272 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,214 sweetheart, tonight 273 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:03,014 I know for sure I'll see those tears 274 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,897 female student: Yeah, it's true. Uh-huh. 275 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,090 - Male student ♪1: Hey! - Male student ♪2: Watch it, watch it. 276 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,535 Male student: I'm open! 277 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,998 Alison: It's open! 278 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,084 Hey. 279 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,655 Alison: I'm so far behind, I haven't even picked out a theme 280 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,635 for my english lit term paper. 281 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,968 Of course I'm still coming out there for Christmas! 282 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,718 You think I'm going to leave you alone with all those ucla girls? 283 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,855 I just can't afford to fly. My parents will only pay 284 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,348 if I go to see them. 285 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,317 No, don't worry. Don't worry. I'll figure something out. 286 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,611 They have this bulletin board where they list rides. 287 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:58,031 Yeah, I really want to see you. 288 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,918 Yes, I will send you the article on civil liability, I promise. 289 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,504 Oh, Jason... 290 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,249 Do you ever eat food that you think is bad for you? 291 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,757 I didn't think so. No, it's not important. 292 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,138 You tell me first. 293 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,476 I love you, too. 294 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,018 Bye-bye. 295 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,864 Who's that, your lawyer? 296 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,075 Someday. 297 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,329 - Ready? - Yeah. 298 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,458 Alison: "When I recollect my most truly excellent experience, 299 00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,552 recurrent images buzz through my brain, 300 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,343 the big bubbles of crust that expand 301 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,058 right up through the sauce, glistening pools of oil 302 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,179 as still and inviting as a mountain... 303 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,648 Lake." ahem. 304 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:17,144 "The ropey knots of cheese that gather to a chewy perfection 305 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,614 in the center as the slices are pulled apart.” 306 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,358 It's good, huh? 307 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,359 This is all wrong. There's no punctuation. 308 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,327 It's all one sentence. 309 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,745 - So0? - It's a mess! 310 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,209 And you neglected to mention the most important thing! 311 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,703 What? I talk about the cheese-to-sauce ratio right there. 312 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,292 You didn't state your topic... 313 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,256 That this is going to be a paper on pizza. 314 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,297 But that is completely inferred. 315 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,511 - Implied. - Whatever. 316 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,051 Look, what do you say we blow this off and go exploring? 317 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,892 Nothing ever gets done on a Friday night, come on. 318 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,477 Where are you going? 319 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,722 It's too stuffy in here. Let's go get some air. 320 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,322 You can't go in there! Yes, I can. 321 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,532 This is America. You can go anywhere. 322 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,136 Hey, we're not supposed to be up here! 323 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,349 See that? That's ursa major, the big bear. 324 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,474 We could get into a lot of trouble. 325 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,563 And that's ursa minor, the little bear. 326 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,433 And up to the north there, that's cassiopeia. 327 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,526 That's cassiopeia? 328 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,942 She was the mother of Andromeda, right? 329 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,191 Who? 330 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,818 - Cassiopeia! - Really? I just know their names. 331 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,071 Andromeda's there, too, next to cassiopeia. 332 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:54,371 Andromeda! She was the Princess who was chained to a rock. 333 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,786 She's supposed to be sacrificed to a sea serpent. 334 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,959 - Did he get her? - No. 335 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,957 Perseus rescued her at the last minute. 336 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,755 Perseus. Good man. 337 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,877 He's up there, too, next to Andromeda. 338 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,177 You know a lot about astronomy. 339 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,972 Yeah, when I was six, I wanted to be an astronaut. 340 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,562 You know, all the tang you can drink. 341 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,977 You'll never believe what I wanted to be when I was six. 342 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:24,776 A classics professor. - No. 343 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,365 I wanted to be a Princess. 344 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,495 You know, Alison? 345 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,043 I never met anyone like you before. 346 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,511 Usually when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy. 347 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,675 But with you, it's different. 348 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,094 I feel I can talk to you. 349 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,072 You know what I'm thinking without me having 350 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:56,766 to explain it to you in fancy terms. 351 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,766 We speak each other's unspoken language... 352 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,983 - What? - Fluently. 353 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:05,775 Alison, I love you. 354 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,944 Stop! 355 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,907 - Did I hurt you? - No. 356 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,242 Agh! 357 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,157 - Alison, I'm sorry! - No, you're not! 358 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,451 You had this whole thing planned! 359 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,750 Excellent. 360 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,542 - Jimbo: Gibson! - What? 361 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:28,964 - Don't you have an 8:00? - What time is it? 362 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,508 - Nine to 8:00. - Ah, shit! 363 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,507 Shit, shit, shit. 364 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,055 Oh, god! 365 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:53,197 Shit. 366 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,119 Alison! 367 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,160 Alison, wait up! 368 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,920 I feel really terrible about Friday night! 369 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:10,965 I was rude, insensitive, selfish. 370 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,885 - Asshole. - Exactly. 371 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:16,382 But that wasn't me. I don't know why I said those things, 372 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,514 I'm really not like that. Alison, please. 373 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:22,230 I'm really sorry. 374 00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,937 Can you forgive me? 375 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,811 Please? 376 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:32,570 Come on, we're gonna be late for class. 377 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:39,744 "He was a man, that's all, a man like any other man. 378 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,995 A man like no other man." 379 00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:48,603 - That's very interesting, portia. - Thanks. 380 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:53,011 You have a... You have a feel for ambiguity. 381 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,173 Anyone else want to volunteer? 382 00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,052 Hmm? Gibson? 383 00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:02,474 - Me? - Yeah. Give me your paper. 384 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:06,228 Here you go. 385 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:09,649 Hm. No pepperoni today, huh? 386 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,897 It's clean. 387 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:16,027 "I am a freshman at a small northeastern college. 388 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,906 I never thought these letters were real until a few days ago 389 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,967 when I had an experience that changed my mind. 390 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:23,750 I just had to share it with you." 391 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,711 - Miss Taub, I don't think... - Take it easy, Gibson. 392 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,876 It's not, you don't... 393 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:33,548 "I am 6'2" with dark hair, athletic build from football, 394 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,645 and I am considered good-looking by my friends. 395 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,842 I'm not boastful, but I must explain for the sake of clarity 396 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:45,143 that I am relatively well-equipped with 10 inches of solid man meat." 397 00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:56,529 Taub: "Still, it had been a dry season as far as girls were concerned." 398 00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:11,540 Lucy: Oh... oh, I'll get it! 399 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:17,133 It's for you, gib. Long distance. 400 00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:19,722 Okay. 401 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:22,763 Lucy: I'm coming! 402 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,682 Yeah? 403 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,101 Hey, buddy! You gettin' any? 404 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,691 I'm talking to you cordless. What are you doing 405 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,981 for Christmas break, huh? 406 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,480 Well, I do. You're coming to "califor-ni-ay." 407 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:37,653 What don't you know? My roommate's got a convertible. 408 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,151 We cruise to palm Springs. 409 00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:41,619 I got exams after Christmas, Lance. 410 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:46,537 Gib, we are talking socal here. It's 80 degrees outside. 411 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,660 My roommate's got this beach house in Malibu. 412 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,958 I can't afford the flight, Lance. 413 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,377 Listen, gib... 414 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,235 Gib, do you hear that? Did you hear that? 415 00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:57,259 Those are waves, gib! They're calling out to you. 416 00:25:57,514 --> 00:26:01,507 They're beckoning, "gib, gib, come to California." 417 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:03,429 It's too sunny out there, Lance. 418 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:06,303 There's a certain someone here I want you to meet. 419 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:10,274 - Forget it, Lance. - She's a very, very special person. 420 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,327 I can't deal with striking out on both coasts. 421 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,313 Well, you're not going to strike out. She was just released 422 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,236 from parochial school. She's in her experimental phase. 423 00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:21,826 - Will you forget it, Lance? - She loves sex. 424 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,695 What does she look like? 425 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:26,539 Well, you remember that last snapshot I sent you? 426 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:29,159 The blonde in the string bikini? Get it! 427 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,003 I can't right now, there's... 428 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:36,296 Hey, that's an order, private Gibson! 429 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:41,471 Excuse me! 430 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,599 That's new. 431 00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:53,892 - Yeah. - You got it? 432 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:56,315 - Yeah. - Good, now look at it. 433 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:59,235 Fixate on it. Are you fixating on it? 434 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,699 - I'm fixating. - Are you sitting down? 435 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,945 - Yes. - She's a sure thing, gib. 436 00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,787 A sure thing. 437 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:11,334 Lance: No, I don't need to explain the deep significance of those words. 438 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:14,204 I told her all about you, and she's dying to meet you. 439 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,832 But you gotta drag your ass out here by the 22nd 440 00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:19,425 because she's leaving the next day for a semester at sea. 441 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:22,671 So, think you can make it? 442 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,138 - Are you gib? - Yeah. 443 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:31,559 Hi, welcome aboard! I'm Mary Ann Webster. 444 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,603 And I'm Gary Cooper. But not the Gary Cooper that's dead. 445 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,902 Hop in. 446 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:47,954 - Alison, this is gib. - And, gib, this is Alison. 447 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,789 I knew I should have taken the bus. 448 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,955 What, and wind up sitting next to some sleazebag? 449 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,794 Some sleazebag you don't know? 450 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,754 Oh, you two know each other! 451 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,966 - We're old friends. - We're not old friends. 452 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:03,462 We're acquaintances. Very distant acquaintances. 453 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:06,305 Kids! Come on, let's make this a fun trip, okay? 454 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:09,016 - You guys know any show tunes? - That's a great idea! 455 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:13,764 Gary singing: When the moon is in the seventh house 456 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:17,392 Mary Ann: And Jupiter aligns with Mars 457 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:20,987 well, then peace will guide the planets 458 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:23,823 Mary Ann, Gary singing: And love will steer the stars 459 00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:28,070 this is the dawning of the age of aquarius 460 00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:31,619 the age of aquarius... 461 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,586 Button up your overcoat 462 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,501 when the wind is free 463 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:42,296 take good care of yourself, you belong to me... 464 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,634 Come on, everybody! 465 00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:46,095 Eat an apple every day 466 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:48,431 get to bed by 3:00 467 00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:51,927 take good care of yourself, you belong to me 468 00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:54,895 all right, do the "ooh-oohs." Be careful crossing streets... 469 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,356 Ooh, ooh... 470 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:59,146 - Don't eat meats... - Ooh, ooh... 471 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:00,519 Cut out sweets 472 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,065 Mary Ann: Ooh, ooh... 473 00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:05,065 Gary: You'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum 474 00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:07,692 stay away from bootleg hootch... 475 00:29:10,665 --> 00:29:12,747 Gibson: I never met anyone like you before. 476 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:16,960 Usually when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy. 477 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:20,876 But with you, it's different. I feel I can talk to you. 478 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:23,712 You know what I'm thinking without me 479 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:26,382 having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 480 00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:30,131 We speak each other's unspoken language fluently... 481 00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:32,600 Gib. 482 00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:35,971 Before you go any further, let's be honest. 483 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:39,099 You want it. I want it. 484 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,476 You know I want it. 485 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,399 You don't have to bullshit me to get it. 486 00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:46,022 And even if you do bullshit me, 487 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:48,650 you still get it. 488 00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:51,911 Mary Ann singing: Wear your flannel underwear 489 00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,871 when you climb a tree 490 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:57,367 take good care of yourself, you belong to me. 491 00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,996 Honey, what's the matter? You're not singing. 492 00:30:01,257 --> 00:30:03,339 I'm not gonna sing if they're not gonna join in. 493 00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:05,424 Mary Ann: Oh, come on, honey. Gary: No, honey. 494 00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:07,509 They're ruining it for everyone. 495 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,160 What do you think you're doing? 496 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:37,998 I'm going to bed. 497 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:41,290 - Not with me, you're not. - I'm not going to bed with you, 498 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:44,130 I'm going to bed in a bed that you happen to be in also. 499 00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:47,462 I won't try anything, I swear. 500 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,335 Trust me. 501 00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:53,889 You are sleeping on the floor tonight. I worked out a schedule. 502 00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:56,080 - It's not my schedule. - It's both of our schedules. 503 00:30:56,104 --> 00:31:00,017 They never shut up. What does she see in him? 504 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:02,482 It's a twisted relationship. 505 00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:06,854 - You want to sleep in the bed? - Yes, I do. 506 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:09,276 Fine, I'll sleep on the floor. 507 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:10,990 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 508 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:14,948 - Do you intend to sleep in the bed? - Yes, I do. 509 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:18,039 Then I intend to sleep on the floor. 510 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:21,251 - Ow. - Alison: Ow! 511 00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,628 Good night. 512 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:27,923 Gary, Mary Ann: No. 513 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:12,593 Oh, great breakfast! 514 00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:15,759 Protein, good for you. 515 00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:21,056 Cheese balls, anyone? Gary? They're good. 516 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:32,818 Ow-o00! 517 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:34,907 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 518 00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:38,528 - Oh! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 519 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,405 You would think that was funny. 520 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:46,670 As a matter of fact, I think that's hysterical. 521 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:51,417 I think it's a scream, an absolute laugh riot. Ha-ha! 522 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,509 What the hell's the matter with it? 523 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:56,095 - It's stupid! - "It's stupid!" 524 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,469 Everything's stupid with you. All right. It is stupid. 525 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:00,704 What the hell's wrong with being stupid once in a while? 526 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:03,470 Does everything you do always have to be sensible? 527 00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:06,143 - Gary, they're at it again. - Haven't you ever thrown... 528 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,858 Haven't you ever thrown water balloons off a roof? 529 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,173 When you were a little kid, didn't you ever sprinkle ivory flakes 530 00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:13,425 on the living room floor because you wanted to make it snow in July? 531 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,110 Did you ever get really shitfaced 532 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,984 and maybe make a complete fool out of yourself 533 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,988 and still have an excellent time? 534 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,409 Gary, do something. 535 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,307 Don't you know how great it makes you feel 536 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,975 when you do something totally spontaneous? 537 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,410 Something totally off the wall? 538 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:30,250 Spontaneity has its time and its place. 539 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,800 Alison, do you know what you are? 540 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:38,050 - You're repressed. - I'm not repressed. 541 00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:39,639 - Gibson: Yes, you are. - Gary...? 542 00:33:39,892 --> 00:33:41,678 I can be as spontaneous as anyone. 543 00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,414 - Prove it. - What do you want me to do? 544 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:44,915 I don't have to prove anything to you. 545 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:46,975 You can't, 'cause you're repressed. 546 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:49,044 You don't have to be stupid to be spontaneous, you know. 547 00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,546 - Repressed! - You think that's spontaneous, 548 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:51,797 sticking your butt out of a car window? 549 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:54,528 Repressed! Face it, Alison, you're repressed! 550 00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,010 - Do you want spontaneity? - Repressed! 551 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,774 I'll give you spontaneity! 552 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,916 - Repressed! - I'll give you, watch this, you... 553 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,349 - Hey, you guys! - Mary Ann: Look, look what she's doing! 554 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,988 - Oh, my god! - What in Sam hill? 555 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:06,457 - Twist and shout! - Man in car: Whoa, all right! 556 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,872 Come to mama, boys! 557 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:11,166 Oh, dang! 558 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:14,962 - Excellent! - I'm getting a hive. 559 00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:21,590 "Indecent exposure, driving so as to endanger..." 560 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:24,638 "Driving with the load not properly tied down"? 561 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:33,526 - Here. - Thank you, officer. I'm very sorry. 562 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:35,736 Mm-hmm. 563 00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:57,045 Gary, what are you doing? Gary, what the hell are you doing? 564 00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:59,715 - Gary! - Gary: Lock the doors. 565 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:02,679 Gary, let's be reasonable, Gary. Gary, no, you can't do this. 566 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,828 - You can't leave us here, Gary. - Lock the doors. Lock the doors. 567 00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:06,308 You can't. Gary, please! 568 00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:08,302 - Lock the doors. - Gary, I'm... please! 569 00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:11,226 Lock the doors! 570 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,395 I'll do anything. Gary! 571 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:16,360 I'll do anything! I'll sing show tunes! Gary...! 572 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:19,321 Feelings, nothing more than feelings! 573 00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:21,861 Trying to forget my feelings! 574 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:28,578 Feelings of love! Feeling...! 575 00:35:43,057 --> 00:35:45,389 They'll be back. 576 00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:52,851 They're just a little mad. 577 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,360 There's a town up ahead. I saw a sign. We can hitch. 578 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,482 Where you goin'? 579 00:36:02,743 --> 00:36:04,233 Alison, where you goin'? 580 00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:07,111 - Alison? - We're in the middle of nowhere, 581 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:09,785 it's cold, there are no cars... You stay and hitch! 582 00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:11,748 You gonna walk? It's almost 20 miles! 583 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,994 And don't follow me! 584 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:11,930 Fried pork rinds, anyone? 585 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:29,493 This doesn't change anything, okay? 586 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,289 Suit yourself. 587 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:28,086 You know, junk food really doesn't deserve the bad rap it gets. 588 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,596 Take these fried pork rinds. 589 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,593 This particular brand has 1% of the rda... 590 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:38,517 That's "recommended daily allowance"... Of riboflavin. 591 00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:40,460 You ever notice that there's three kinds of junk food? 592 00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:43,351 There's your starchy, fried, greasy type... 593 00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:46,480 Listen, I appreciate the food, but right now I'm not in the mood 594 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:49,027 to listen to any more of your scientific observations. 595 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:52,618 Hey, you didn't have to come over here and sit down! 596 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:56,114 You're right. I didn't. 597 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:13,176 Man: Want a ride? 598 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,720 I wouldn't take that ride if I were you! 599 00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:19,561 You're not me! 600 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,272 Well, hello! 601 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,611 - How far you goin'? - Los Angeles. 602 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:30,572 Los Angeles? Long way for a little girl like you to be goin'. 603 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:33,847 Oh, this thing's like an old woman sometimes, 604 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,704 you gotta kick her to get her in gear. 605 00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:46,710 I got up at 6:00 this morning, and I've been driving ever since. 606 00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:49,800 You're the first person I've talked to all day. 607 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,544 Wish I could say that. 608 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:53,592 I mean, I hope he gets a ride and everything, 609 00:39:53,849 --> 00:39:55,911 but some people, they just don't know when to put a lid on it. 610 00:39:55,935 --> 00:40:00,224 Day like this, you get to thinking you're the only person on earth. 611 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:03,769 It gets lonely on the road here. 612 00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:07,186 Yeah, I know what you mean. I can't wait to get to California, see my boyfriend. 613 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:11,197 Oh, yeah, I got my cb, but that's not real talk. 614 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,315 It's not with a real person, it's just a voice. 615 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:15,514 - Let's see if I can get a bus... - You never get to know 616 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:16,723 what they look like or who they are. 617 00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:20,535 Get to California by Thursday night or Friday morning at the latest. 618 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:23,409 - Yeah. - You look nice. 619 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,916 Why are we stopping here? 620 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:35,884 - What are we doing? - It gets lonely on the road. 621 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:39,346 - Don't touch me, don't! - Don't be scared. 622 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:40,956 - Don't be scared. - No, what are you doing? 623 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,720 I won't hurt you. I wouldn't hurt you. 624 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:44,222 Don't! Stop! 625 00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:47,771 - I wouldn't hurt you. - Stop! Don't! No! 626 00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,715 Thanks for the ride, I've been out here all day. 627 00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:51,650 I'm not interrupting anything, am 1? 628 00:40:51,907 --> 00:40:53,719 Me and the wife just having a little squabble, okay? 629 00:40:53,743 --> 00:40:56,234 Oh, it's not easy getting rides, you know what I mean? 630 00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:58,952 I mean, most people are afraid to pick up hitchhikers! 631 00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:01,492 I mean, you never know who you might pick up. 632 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:04,493 I mean, I could be some crazed slimeball. 633 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:08,542 I mean, a real deranged, violent psycho, you know what I mean? 634 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:11,131 I mean, a guy who would rip your heart out and eat it 635 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:14,422 just for pleasure. 636 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,093 I'm talking about a total maniac! Do you know what I mean? 637 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,591 Do you know what I mean?! 638 00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:22,093 Yeah, yeah. 639 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,848 Why aren't we moving? 640 00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:29,771 Don't you want to give me a ride? 641 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:32,020 I'm only going about another mile. 642 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:35,318 Then what the hell did you pick me up for?! 643 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,783 You think I got nothing better to do with my life 644 00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:40,995 than to sit here and to pass the time with you... 645 00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:44,035 Shit-brain?! 646 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:49,871 I don't think I want this ride after all. 647 00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:55,008 And I think I'll take your wife, if you don't mind. 648 00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,012 - Shit! - The luggage! 649 00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:11,275 Gib, are you okay? 650 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,019 Gib? 651 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:16,794 Told you you shouldn't have taken that ride. 652 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:19,654 Yeah. It's 'cause you know everything, right? 653 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,573 That's right. 654 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,999 Then you should also know that you make it virtually impossible 655 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:30,620 for anyone to be grateful for anything nice you might have done. 656 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:39,261 Alison. I'm sorry. Are you okay? 657 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:42,632 - Yeah. - You okay? 658 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:44,975 Yeah. 659 00:42:50,776 --> 00:42:52,607 Why'd you get on the back of that truck? 660 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:58,656 'Cause I'm the kind of guy that likes to live on the edge. 661 00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:13,913 I just want to get on that bus and tilt the seat back 662 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:17,086 and fall asleep and wake up in California. 663 00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:18,880 Check out those guys. 664 00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:21,254 Wonder what they majored in. 665 00:43:21,515 --> 00:43:23,801 - Where to? - Los Angeles. 666 00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:26,550 That'll be $89.50. 667 00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:29,224 Bus number 33 now boarding right outside. 668 00:43:29,481 --> 00:43:31,722 - Thank you. - Where to? 669 00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:34,066 Nowhere. Just browsing. 670 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:38,946 Tell me, those guys over there? Did they sleep here all night? 671 00:43:39,199 --> 00:43:40,860 Come on, I want to get a good seat! 672 00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:44,618 Where to? 673 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:51,329 Where's your ticket? 674 00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:54,391 I've been thinking it over, I'm gonna hitch. 675 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:57,193 I mean, the way I'm looking at it, you know, I'm not getting any younger. 676 00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:59,458 This could be my last chance to see the real America. 677 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:03,554 - I mean, really relate to the people. - Loan me a dollar. 678 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:09,052 - Change a five? - How much money do you have? 679 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:11,019 - One, there's two... - I got money. 680 00:44:11,273 --> 00:44:12,683 - How much? - Enough. 681 00:44:12,942 --> 00:44:16,184 There's three... Can you loan me $1.23? 682 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:17,935 - Sure. - Okay. 683 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:24,074 How much do you got there? 684 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,782 $18.77. 685 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,532 How did you expect to get to California on 18 dollars and 77 cents? 686 00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:33,705 I'll get by. 687 00:44:36,298 --> 00:44:40,132 - I have twenty, you can have fifty. - No, I can't take that. 688 00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:42,251 - Yes, you can, come on. - No, I... 689 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,504 You can pay me back after Christmas. Take it. 690 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:53,142 - I won't forget this. - Yeah, you will, but I'll remind you. 691 00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:55,481 Ticket clerk: Last call for bus number 33 692 00:44:55,734 --> 00:44:58,020 leaving for St. Louis, Tulsa, Oklahoma city, 693 00:44:58,278 --> 00:45:00,564 Albuquerque, Tucson, and Los Angeles. 694 00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:04,322 That's your bus, you'd better hurry. 695 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:07,610 Mm-hmm. 696 00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:12,368 Are you sure you're gonna be okay? 697 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:15,834 Don't you worry about me. You go have a good trip. 698 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,752 Okay. 699 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:23,797 - See you. - Bye. 700 00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,383 Manon TV: Hercules! Hercules! 701 00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:07,719 Look out, they're riding the invulnerable horses! 702 00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:10,373 Hercules: No, they're not, they're not the invulnerable ones! 703 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,640 Back, back. Give Hercules some room! 704 00:46:18,692 --> 00:46:21,132 Man on TV: Hercules stands no chance against this sea monster. 705 00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:25,312 Anything good on? 706 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:29,567 - Your bus just left. - I know. 707 00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:31,159 Why weren't you on it? 708 00:46:31,413 --> 00:46:34,871 I'm the kind of gal who likes to live on the edge. 709 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,700 Okay, all right, we're going to have to use a towel here, 710 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:41,583 this could get very messy if you don't know what you're doing. 711 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,172 All right, this is called "shotgunning beer." 712 00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:46,417 It's an ancient tribal custom. 713 00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:48,339 Originated in southeast Asia, I believe. 714 00:46:48,597 --> 00:46:50,337 Okay, take the beer, right? 715 00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:53,090 Poke a hole in it, as I will do now. 716 00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:58,179 All right? Using any household appliance. 717 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,476 I'm using a pen. 718 00:47:00,734 --> 00:47:04,318 Make... make it just big enough to fit your mouth over it. 719 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:07,692 86 the pen. 720 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:10,987 And then in one swift... you gotta... Listen to me, it's very important... 721 00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:13,827 In one swift, deft motion, you're going to take it, 722 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,912 pull it up, and then release the cork. 723 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:18,657 Not the cork, this thing, and all the beer will slide down 724 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:21,147 right to your throat in like two seconds. It'll be great. 725 00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:22,816 Now wait, are you sure you're ready? Are you ready for this? 726 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,705 I'm ready. Okay, for all you kids watching, 727 00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:27,629 this is very dangerous. Let's not try this at home. All right? 728 00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:29,672 - Okay. - Okay. 729 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,242 - You sure you're ready? - Yeah. I can't believe I'm doing this. 730 00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,803 - It's good for you. It's good. - Mom, forgive me. 731 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,976 Swallow, swallow, swallow! Oh... 732 00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:40,972 Oh, "danger, will Robinson!" 733 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,645 Danger. Oh, wow. 734 00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:45,688 Definite shotgun potential. 735 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:48,528 Oh, for a beginner, it's amazing what you just did. 736 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:51,440 Really nice, really nice. 737 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:54,489 - Really? - Really nice. 738 00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:01,413 I just remembered, I gotta check something. 739 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,316 Listen, uh, tonight, I'll sleep on the floor. 740 00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:30,813 Alison: I don't think so. 741 00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:32,634 No, I don't want any arguments from you. 742 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:35,906 I mean, it's only fair. I mean, last night, I slept on the bed and... 743 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:39,576 Jason, I don't think so, it's going to take me a bit longer than I anticipated. 744 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,584 Well, today's the 19th... tsk, better not expect me 745 00:48:43,837 --> 00:48:46,328 till the 22nd or 23rd at the earliest. 746 00:48:47,507 --> 00:48:50,294 No, everything's fine. Really. 747 00:48:50,552 --> 00:48:52,668 I'll call you tomorrow. 748 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:56,343 Promise. I miss you, Jason. 749 00:48:57,392 --> 00:48:59,553 Got this great big bed and no one to share it with. 750 00:49:07,569 --> 00:49:10,060 - What are you doing? - Going for a walk. 751 00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:13,280 - It's almost midnight! - It's too stuffy in here. 752 00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:20,070 Yeah, I'm here. 753 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,882 Male vocals: Somebody's gonna hurt someone 754 00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:39,552 - somebody... - Before the night is through 755 00:49:41,853 --> 00:49:44,219 somebody's gonna come undone... 756 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:45,641 You 217? 757 00:49:45,899 --> 00:49:48,686 There's nothing we can do 758 00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:52,107 - everybody... - Everybody wants to touch someone... 759 00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:54,124 Bartender: Okay, Dr. Levinson, what'll it be? 760 00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:56,615 Double bourbon and a beer chaser. 761 00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:02,913 Everybody wants to take a little chance 762 00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:05,122 make it come out right 763 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:10,546 there's gonna be a heartache tonight 764 00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:13,757 a heartache tonight, I know... 765 00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:28,096 Come on, giblet. One more time. One more time. 766 00:50:28,358 --> 00:50:31,566 I can't. Tomorrow, I promise. 767 00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:33,526 It was so good. 768 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:35,236 It was so masterful. 769 00:50:35,490 --> 00:50:39,108 Relentless, but with a delicate touch. 770 00:50:39,369 --> 00:50:44,033 Confident. Creative. I was overwhelmed. 771 00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:46,282 You're a true artist. 772 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:49,000 Just let me sleep a while. Regain my strength. 773 00:50:49,254 --> 00:50:52,166 Five minutes. A grace period, if you will. 774 00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:54,289 Please? 775 00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:57,509 Ah, what the heck? 776 00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,219 - Howdy. - Huh? 777 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,680 Howdy. Mind if I sit here? 778 00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:03,594 Sure, buddy, go ahead. 779 00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:06,309 Thank you kindly... kindly. 780 00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:09,555 - Two beers! - And another double bourbon. 781 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:16,570 I got one of them sweepstakes flyers in the mail today. 782 00:51:16,823 --> 00:51:21,658 And I can't figure if it's worth the effort to send it in. 783 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,868 Do you think I should bother? 784 00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:29,874 Yeah, probably not. 785 00:51:31,129 --> 00:51:33,245 She says she's from Paris. 786 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,463 I don't believe that. 787 00:51:35,717 --> 00:51:38,959 Paris women... 788 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:41,712 Don't give you a hard time like they do here. 789 00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:45,682 To a Paris woman, sex is an art. 790 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:49,520 I was in Paris once with my wife. 791 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:53,106 Boy, am I glad she's dead. 792 00:51:54,319 --> 00:51:56,685 One Tequila eggnog. 793 00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:59,279 I had fried food again for lunch today. 794 00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:02,949 I know, I know, I shouldn't have had it. 795 00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:06,320 But I couldn't help myself. 796 00:52:07,582 --> 00:52:09,072 You think I lack self-discipline? 797 00:52:11,086 --> 00:52:14,044 What's wrong with me? I'm a good-lookin' guy. 798 00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:15,878 You are! 799 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:17,964 You are a good-looking guy! 800 00:52:18,218 --> 00:52:19,879 And I'm a good-looking guy. 801 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,137 - You are. - I am. 802 00:52:21,388 --> 00:52:24,004 We're all three good-looking guys. 803 00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:26,803 That's right. We are. 804 00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:29,346 And it's christmastime. 805 00:52:29,604 --> 00:52:32,391 And I'm gonna buy you a drink. What are you drinking? 806 00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:35,686 - Something light. - What, like a nice chablis? 807 00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:38,060 - A spritzer. - Spritzer. 808 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:41,734 Barkeep! Give this man a trough of spritzer. 809 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:44,358 And you, cowboy guy, what do you want to drink? 810 00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:46,029 I'll have a beer. 811 00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:49,121 Get cowboy guy a beer. It's on me tonight. 812 00:52:49,374 --> 00:52:52,241 Drinks are on me. They're on me. 813 00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:02,209 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire... 814 00:53:02,471 --> 00:53:07,261 Jack frost nipping at your nose 815 00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:12,261 yuletide Carols being sung by a choir 816 00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:16,265 and folks dressed up like eskimos 817 00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:22,772 all: Everybody knows that Turkey and some mistletoe... 818 00:53:47,849 --> 00:53:50,261 Where have you been? 819 00:53:59,027 --> 00:54:03,145 This guy Jason may be a real brain and all, 820 00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:05,146 but can he do this? 821 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:22,623 Gib? 822 00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:36,811 Gib, come on. 823 00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:38,876 Don't worry, mom, I'll take the garbage out in the morning. 824 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:41,312 I promise. Don't worry. 825 00:54:48,034 --> 00:54:53,404 Chestnuts roasting on the fire... 826 00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:09,127 - Alison, come on, let's go! - Chaos. 827 00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:10,783 - All right. - Do you have everything? 828 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:12,159 Yes, I have everything. You have everything. 829 00:55:12,183 --> 00:55:13,623 - You sure? - We all have everything. 830 00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:17,553 - Everything's fine. Let's go. - You can't rush me. 831 00:55:17,814 --> 00:55:20,305 Under the... under the... She's checking under the thing. 832 00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:22,211 What is under there, I don't know. She's... 833 00:55:22,235 --> 00:55:23,715 The bathroom, again with the bathroom. 834 00:55:23,945 --> 00:55:25,230 You can't rush me! 835 00:55:25,488 --> 00:55:27,729 We gotta travel by day, so, let's go. 836 00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:29,947 Oh, look at the time! We gotta go! 837 00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:32,533 Overseeing here, just checking everything. 838 00:55:32,787 --> 00:55:34,599 Yeah, oh, yeah, everything. We got everything here. 839 00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:36,579 We're out of here, yes. Yes. Yes. 840 00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:49,671 God, I'm starving. 841 00:55:49,929 --> 00:55:51,920 - How's it feel? - Needs more bulk. 842 00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:54,764 We can't eat for 200 miles. 843 00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:57,225 - What you telling me, woman? - I worked out a schedule. 844 00:55:57,479 --> 00:55:59,970 Another schedule. Great. 845 00:56:00,231 --> 00:56:02,062 I computed exactly how much money we have 846 00:56:02,317 --> 00:56:04,357 and how long it's going to take for us to get there, 847 00:56:04,569 --> 00:56:06,105 and how many meals we have to have. 848 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,319 It came out to one meal every 200 miles. 849 00:56:08,573 --> 00:56:10,359 After 700, though, we can have a shack. 850 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:14,075 Oh, good. Cheetos in Albuquerque. I can hardly wait. 851 00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:19,744 - What do you think, nine months? - More like fifteen. 852 00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:24,919 Oh, oh, excellent. Very pregnant. 853 00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:26,458 Oh, yes. 854 00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:30,341 What are you going to name it? 855 00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:33,632 - What? - The baby. 856 00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:36,006 Oh, the baby. 857 00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:39,759 Well, if it's a girl, Cynthia. 858 00:56:40,021 --> 00:56:44,105 And if it's a boy... Elliot. 859 00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:46,270 Those are lovely names. 860 00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:50,237 "Elliot"? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? 861 00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:52,355 You can't name the kid Elliot. No. 862 00:56:52,617 --> 00:56:55,905 Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. 863 00:56:56,162 --> 00:56:59,245 Not gonna name the kid Elliot. Gotta give him a real name. 864 00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:02,115 Gotta give him a name! 865 00:57:02,377 --> 00:57:03,742 - Like Nick! - "Nick"? 866 00:57:04,003 --> 00:57:06,870 Yeah, Nick! Nick's a real name. 867 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:09,589 Nick's your buddy. Nick's the kind of guy you can trust, 868 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,708 kind of guy you can drink a beer with! 869 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:14,712 The kind of guy who doesn't mind if you puke in his car, Nick! 870 00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:17,555 - Oh, god! - Oh, vomit, I'm sorry. 871 00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,935 - Thank you. - Merry Christmas to you! 872 00:57:28,778 --> 00:57:29,778 Oh! 873 00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:35,232 Gonna have a huge orange juice, three eggs, two sides of bacon, 874 00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:37,529 home fries, four pieces of toast... 875 00:57:37,787 --> 00:57:39,778 - And then lunch! - Wait, are you sure we can eat? 876 00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:41,726 I don't know if you've gone the full 200 miles. 877 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,853 I don't want to throw your "schedule" off or anything. 878 00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:45,833 Leave me alone. I'm a pregnant woman. 879 00:57:53,428 --> 00:57:56,841 - How could you lose your money?! - I put it in my schedule book. 880 00:57:57,098 --> 00:57:58,578 How could you lose your schedule book? 881 00:57:58,808 --> 00:58:01,569 That's the most important thing in your life, that stupid little book. 882 00:58:01,644 --> 00:58:03,038 You wouldn't even remember your name without it. 883 00:58:03,062 --> 00:58:05,144 Oh, this is just excellent! 884 00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:34,044 I'm starving. 885 00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:48,180 Thank you. 886 00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:54,273 I'm freezing to death. 887 00:58:58,409 --> 00:59:00,946 My feet are killing me. 888 00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:08,412 I just swallowed my gum. 889 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:12,208 Your incessant complaining isn't doing us any good. 890 00:59:12,465 --> 00:59:14,581 Can't you try and look on the bright side? 891 00:59:26,437 --> 00:59:28,553 Gibson: Over there! 892 00:59:51,045 --> 00:59:53,331 Over there! There's a trailer, come on! 893 00:59:59,095 --> 01:00:01,086 It's locked! 894 01:00:01,347 --> 01:00:03,053 Good, this is very good. 895 01:00:03,308 --> 01:00:06,550 It's important that this place should have an airtight security system... 896 01:00:06,811 --> 01:00:09,143 In the middle of nowhere! 897 01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:12,389 Wait, I might have a nail file. 898 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,186 I have a credit card! 899 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,401 I have a credit card! 900 01:00:21,659 --> 01:00:24,526 Credit cards work on a completely different kind of lock. 901 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:28,580 I don't think you understand. I have a credit card! 902 01:00:28,833 --> 01:00:32,041 - You have a credit card? - I have a credit card. 903 01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:33,785 You have a credit card. 904 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,753 Oh... but my dad told me specifically 905 01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:41,968 I can only use it in case of an emergency. 906 01:00:43,514 --> 01:00:45,926 Well, maybe one will come up. 907 01:00:47,226 --> 01:00:49,580 Gibson: Too bad this is the only place that takes credit cards. 908 01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:51,720 - Mm... real shame. - Ooh, yeah. 909 01:00:51,981 --> 01:00:53,937 Here, try some of my veal. 910 01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:57,025 Mmm. Only if you try some of this salmon. 911 01:00:57,278 --> 01:01:01,692 Well, um, I'm not a big fish guy, so... You take it, I'm not gonna eat that. 912 01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:03,260 - But here, you try the, no... - You gotta try it, it's good. Try it. 913 01:01:03,284 --> 01:01:05,724 Go ahead, eat that. It's good. I'm not gonna, I don't wanna... 914 01:01:07,789 --> 01:01:09,154 - It's good, huh? - Mm-hmm. 915 01:01:09,415 --> 01:01:11,497 See, I told you. 916 01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:13,833 So, you were saying? 917 01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:17,124 Anyway, my father, he grew up on a farm. 918 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:18,997 So he always thought it was a real shame 919 01:01:19,258 --> 01:01:21,795 that we only saw the suburbs. And he used to take us 920 01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:24,339 on these really great camping trips. Want more wine? 921 01:01:24,597 --> 01:01:27,213 - Mm. - Okay. 922 01:01:27,475 --> 01:01:28,953 So one night I was sleeping in my pup tent 923 01:01:28,977 --> 01:01:30,496 - with my younger brother. - Oh, thank you. 924 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,306 I must have been, what, six or seven? 925 01:01:33,606 --> 01:01:35,597 And I woke up in the middle of the night. 926 01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:38,565 And I had to get outside. I don't know why. 927 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:42,358 I mean, I just really wanted to go outside. 928 01:01:42,615 --> 01:01:46,028 It was dark... I mean, totally dark. 929 01:01:46,285 --> 01:01:48,805 Not the kind of dark it gets in the city or even in the suburbs, 930 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:50,230 but I'm talking absolute blackness. 931 01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:53,285 I mean, you couldn't see two inches in front of your face. 932 01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:57,118 But there's one thing you could see. 933 01:01:58,381 --> 01:01:59,837 Well, millions of things, really. 934 01:02:00,091 --> 01:02:02,207 You could see the stars. 935 01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:08,381 There were more stars out that night than I've ever seen since. 936 01:02:08,641 --> 01:02:10,347 Believe me, I've looked. 937 01:02:11,686 --> 01:02:13,247 And I'm standing there, and I'm looking up at the sky, 938 01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:14,886 and I'm thinking... 939 01:02:15,148 --> 01:02:17,605 That each one of these dots of light is another world. 940 01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:20,539 I didn't know the difference between the stars and the planets then. 941 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:24,195 But it made me feel... 942 01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:26,861 Really small. 943 01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:32,991 Lonely. Do you know what I mean? 944 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:35,748 Yeah. 945 01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:38,334 But then I thought, 946 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:41,500 "maybe on each one of these other worlds, 947 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:44,403 there's a little kid just like me, only he's in the shape of a sponge 948 01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:47,227 or a pinball machine or something... But whatever... but he's up there. 949 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:52,011 Maybe he's on a camping trip. And he's looking up at the stars." 950 01:02:53,394 --> 01:02:57,603 I decided... "I want to meet this guy." 951 01:03:01,652 --> 01:03:05,190 - A Rose for the lady? - Would the lady care for a Rose? 952 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:08,656 The lady care to advance the gentleman the cost of a Rose? 953 01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:12,284 Put it on the bill. That would be great. 954 01:03:14,832 --> 01:03:16,163 For you. 955 01:03:17,752 --> 01:03:20,334 - Thank you. - Ah, it was nothing. 956 01:03:49,325 --> 01:03:50,815 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 957 01:03:52,411 --> 01:03:54,367 What? 958 01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:56,783 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 959 01:03:58,876 --> 01:04:02,289 Are you sure? 960 01:04:07,969 --> 01:04:10,506 I won't try anything, I swear. 961 01:04:10,763 --> 01:04:13,004 I trust you. 962 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:38,238 - Good night. - Good night. 963 01:04:53,347 --> 01:04:55,884 How's your lawyer? 964 01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:57,723 My lawyer? 965 01:04:57,977 --> 01:04:59,842 Yeah, what's his name, Jimmy, Jeremy... 966 01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:04,146 - Jason. - Jason. 967 01:05:05,443 --> 01:05:07,980 How is Jason, anyway? 968 01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:11,695 Jason's fine. 969 01:05:15,411 --> 01:05:16,531 I guess you really miss him. 970 01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:19,613 Well, I haven't seen him since last summer. 971 01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:26,161 What's he like, Jason? 972 01:05:28,674 --> 01:05:32,462 Jason is very directed. He's a real achiever. 973 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:35,427 Right, I know, but what is he like? 974 01:05:35,681 --> 01:05:37,763 I mean, what kind of beer does he drink? 975 01:05:38,017 --> 01:05:41,930 I mean, is he funny? Does he make you laugh? 976 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:48,183 Jason is everything a girl looks for in a guy. 977 01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:50,309 He sounds perfect. 978 01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,276 We both want the same things out of life, you know? 979 01:05:54,533 --> 01:05:57,195 We're both gonna be lawyers. And damn good ones. 980 01:05:57,453 --> 01:06:00,160 We might even open up a practice together. 981 01:06:00,414 --> 01:06:03,372 Up in Vermont, somewhere in the country. 982 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:07,995 I get it. Jason is the real outdoorsy type, huh? 983 01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:10,713 Clear, freshwater streams, fragrant meadows, 984 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:13,754 - biodegradable toilet paper. - No. 985 01:06:14,011 --> 01:06:17,344 It's just that we both like old farmhouses. 986 01:06:17,598 --> 01:06:20,431 We thought it would be nice to find one and restore it ourselves. 987 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:23,643 Jason thinks it would make a good investment. 988 01:06:23,896 --> 01:06:29,107 I just want it to be nice and warm and cozy. 989 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,817 Kind of like this. 990 01:06:38,619 --> 01:06:42,532 And we're both crazy about basset hounds. 991 01:06:49,255 --> 01:06:51,371 Guess that sounds kind of tame to you, huh? 992 01:06:53,134 --> 01:06:57,173 No. It sounds nice. 993 01:06:57,430 --> 01:06:59,591 Good night, Alison. 994 01:07:05,187 --> 01:07:07,052 Good night, gib. 995 01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:11,125 Hi. 996 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,929 I didn't try anything, I swear. 997 01:09:09,186 --> 01:09:10,847 I know. 998 01:09:11,105 --> 01:09:12,811 You were on my side of the bed. 999 01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:14,851 It's all right. 1000 01:09:15,109 --> 01:09:18,226 - Nothing happened. - I know. 1001 01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:28,987 I'm... I'm just going to go out on the veranda thing for a while. 1002 01:10:19,298 --> 01:10:20,879 Truck driver: Where you headed? 1003 01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:22,293 Los Angeles...? 1004 01:10:22,551 --> 01:10:24,462 It's your lucky day. Come on, let's go. 1005 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:29,009 - Oh...! - Huh! 1006 01:10:29,266 --> 01:10:31,678 I got it. 1007 01:10:43,322 --> 01:10:46,234 So what's in California? 1008 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:48,278 A girl. 1009 01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:50,197 What's wrong with her? 1010 01:10:50,454 --> 01:10:52,240 She's got a boyfriend. 1011 01:10:52,498 --> 01:10:54,705 Too bad. 1012 01:10:58,045 --> 01:10:59,330 Yeah. 1013 01:11:00,589 --> 01:11:02,375 So what's she like? 1014 01:11:02,633 --> 01:11:05,500 - Who? - Your girlfriend. 1015 01:11:06,554 --> 01:11:08,715 I don't know. I've never met her. 1016 01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:11,881 - You've never met her? - Uh-uh. 1017 01:11:12,142 --> 01:11:13,620 Wait a minute, you're going across the country 1018 01:11:13,644 --> 01:11:15,760 to see a girl you've never met? 1019 01:11:16,021 --> 01:11:19,605 Yeah. Well, see, my best friend Lance set it up. 1020 01:11:19,858 --> 01:11:22,645 - Supposed to be a sure thing. - A "sure thing"? 1021 01:11:22,903 --> 01:11:24,439 Gibson: Yeah. 1022 01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:27,814 A sure thing? 1023 01:11:28,075 --> 01:11:30,111 Mm-hmm. 1024 01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:33,076 A sure thing, no questions asked, 1025 01:11:33,330 --> 01:11:35,867 - no... no strings attached... - No quilt involved. 1026 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:38,241 A sure thing. 1027 01:11:38,502 --> 01:11:40,709 Yeah. 1028 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:44,209 My whole life, I never had a sure thing. 1029 01:11:46,218 --> 01:11:47,924 Probably never meet her anyway. 1030 01:11:48,178 --> 01:11:50,260 I mean, she's gonna be gone in 24 hours. 1031 01:11:50,514 --> 01:11:53,347 Look, kid, you pay for the traffic tickets, I'll get you in the saddle. 1032 01:11:53,601 --> 01:11:55,637 - Yeah? - Yeah! 1033 01:11:55,894 --> 01:11:57,885 Whoa! 1034 01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:39,706 - Alison: Thank you. - Gibson: Yeah, thanks a lot. 1035 01:12:39,730 --> 01:12:42,472 Hey, I hope you fully appreciate the magnitude 1036 01:12:42,733 --> 01:12:44,519 of your impending good fortune. 1037 01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:46,733 Oh, I do. 1038 01:12:46,987 --> 01:12:49,103 Bye. 1039 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:51,321 Alison, where are you going? 1040 01:12:54,953 --> 01:12:57,365 Alison? 1041 01:12:57,623 --> 01:13:00,615 Hey, Alison, wait up. Alison?! 1042 01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:03,834 Hey, what is it with you? 1043 01:13:04,088 --> 01:13:07,455 You haven't said two words to me since Arizona. 1044 01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:09,832 See you around. 1045 01:13:10,094 --> 01:13:11,880 That's it? 1046 01:13:12,137 --> 01:13:14,753 - "See you around”? - Isn't that what you want? 1047 01:13:15,015 --> 01:13:17,097 "No questions asked, no strings attached? 1048 01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:20,138 No guilt involved?" 1049 01:13:21,313 --> 01:13:23,850 Have fun with your "sure thing." 1050 01:13:28,028 --> 01:13:29,564 I bought this for you. 1051 01:13:29,822 --> 01:13:31,858 I bought it! 1052 01:13:32,908 --> 01:13:34,614 It's the thought that counts. 1053 01:13:49,466 --> 01:13:52,708 Jason: Well, here we are. 1054 01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:57,964 Oh, here. Let me take that from you. 1055 01:13:58,225 --> 01:14:00,682 - It's really great to see you. - Hmm. 1056 01:14:07,067 --> 01:14:10,400 I cleared out this drawer for you. 1057 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:15,861 And you can use this half of the closet. 1058 01:14:18,203 --> 01:14:20,569 Bought some of those hangers you like so much. 1059 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:25,992 And... well, we'll just put your bags up there after you've unpacked. 1060 01:14:26,253 --> 01:14:29,620 Get them out of the way. 1061 01:14:29,882 --> 01:14:31,873 It's so good to see you. 1062 01:14:39,975 --> 01:14:41,761 Oh, look! 1063 01:14:46,398 --> 01:14:47,513 Flannel sheets. 1064 01:14:49,693 --> 01:14:51,649 You know, the longer you use them, 1065 01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:54,270 the softer they get. 1066 01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:57,773 You know, by the time we find our farmhouse, my goodness, 1067 01:14:58,035 --> 01:15:00,572 they'll be incredible, won't they? 1068 01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:05,288 Alison? Are you all right? 1069 01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:07,453 Yes! Yes! Great! 1070 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:10,119 I guess I'm just exhausted from the trip. 1071 01:15:10,380 --> 01:15:12,120 - Tired? - Yeah. 1072 01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:14,919 Those sheets are great. 1073 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:19,553 - I know what you need. - What? 1074 01:15:19,807 --> 01:15:23,140 A good hot mug of tea. Restores both body and spirit. 1075 01:15:23,393 --> 01:15:25,304 Let's see what we have this week. 1076 01:15:25,562 --> 01:15:28,599 Let's see, we've got some darjeeling... 1077 01:15:28,857 --> 01:15:30,768 Hmm... english breakfast... 1078 01:15:31,026 --> 01:15:33,768 Now that's really more of a studying tea, isn't it? Yes. 1079 01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:36,941 Let's see. Lapsang souchong for those rainy mornings. 1080 01:15:38,158 --> 01:15:40,490 Earl grey. 1081 01:15:40,744 --> 01:15:42,735 Remember that camping trip to Vermont? 1082 01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:47,618 Ah, of course... 1083 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:50,117 China black! How about it, Alison? 1084 01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:52,495 How about a good, hot mug of China black? 1085 01:15:53,632 --> 01:15:55,623 Do you have any beer? 1086 01:16:15,028 --> 01:16:18,065 Male singer: Well, you might think I'm crazy 1087 01:16:18,323 --> 01:16:22,407 - male student: Hey, over here! - Lance: Walter Gibson. 1088 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,285 Quick, Gibson, incoming! 1089 01:16:25,539 --> 01:16:27,746 Lance: Ho! 1090 01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:30,828 Whoo! How you doin', buddy? 1091 01:16:31,086 --> 01:16:33,398 - Lance, how are you, man? - Good to see you. Looking good. 1092 01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:34,774 - You're looking good. - Glad you made it. 1093 01:16:34,798 --> 01:16:36,379 - Welcome to California... - I'm here. 1094 01:16:36,633 --> 01:16:38,236 Home of the waves and the babes. Know what I mean? 1095 01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:39,863 Come on. I want you to meet some people, okay? 1096 01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:41,502 - All right. - Hey, guys. This is gib. 1097 01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:43,616 The guy I told you about? Told you he'd make it. 1098 01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:46,222 - Male student: Hey, dude. - Hey, hey, gib, nice to meet you. 1099 01:16:46,476 --> 01:16:50,185 3,000 miles just to get laid, huh? Really respect that. 1100 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:53,772 Tonight is the night, gibby! 1101 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:56,187 - Merry Christmas. - I love you. 1102 01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:59,325 - I don't think she believes me, man. - Why is that, Lance? I don't know. 1103 01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:02,110 Aw, come on, you are gonna love California. 1104 01:17:02,367 --> 01:17:04,107 You ever make it with an avocado? Party! 1105 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:12,788 Let's see, that makes 25 for me... 1106 01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:15,081 Plus... 1107 01:17:19,134 --> 01:17:20,874 43... 1108 01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:23,923 So, 25 plus 43 is... 1109 01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:27,344 Ahem. Can I borrow that? 1110 01:17:27,601 --> 01:17:29,512 Yes. 1111 01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:36,478 Sorry. 1112 01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:40,648 - Okay. - Which makes the score 1113 01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:43,272 233 for me... 1114 01:17:45,243 --> 01:17:48,531 And eight for you. 1115 01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:58,496 Male voice: It's Friday night! 1116 01:17:58,757 --> 01:18:01,419 Charming. 1117 01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:05,966 Sounds like someone's having a party. Let's go, it'll be fun! 1118 01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,009 You know how we feel about parties. 1119 01:18:08,266 --> 01:18:09,881 They're hot and loud and crowded 1120 01:18:10,143 --> 01:18:12,976 and the only reason anyone goes to them is to pick someone up. 1121 01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:16,393 Now why would we want to do that? 1122 01:18:16,650 --> 01:18:18,311 Let's go to Disneyland. 1123 01:18:18,568 --> 01:18:21,059 Disneyland is for children. 1124 01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:24,105 Well... 1125 01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:28,279 Let's do something pointless. Something totally crazy. 1126 01:18:28,537 --> 01:18:32,029 - All right. I'll tell you what. - What? 1127 01:18:32,290 --> 01:18:35,828 I'll spot you 50 points. Now that'll add some excitement to the game. 1128 01:18:46,763 --> 01:18:49,220 Lance, I really don't want to wear this stuff. I really don't. 1129 01:18:49,474 --> 01:18:51,202 Hey, what do you mean? You look fantastic, gib. 1130 01:18:51,226 --> 01:18:53,121 Come on, come with me. Now what's the first thing 1131 01:18:53,145 --> 01:18:54,665 you're gonna do when you meet her, huh? 1132 01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:56,937 Shave my head and join a polynesian monastery. 1133 01:18:57,190 --> 01:18:59,806 - What do you mean? What? - Tito! Isn't that nice? 1134 01:19:00,068 --> 01:19:01,421 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1135 01:19:01,445 --> 01:19:02,645 - Like that? - What's going on? 1136 01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:03,901 I look like a moron, Lance. 1137 01:19:04,031 --> 01:19:06,613 What do you mean you look like a moron? Look at me! 1138 01:19:07,826 --> 01:19:09,971 Oh, what? You don't like green? Is that it? You don't like green? 1139 01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:11,389 - I'll get you blue. You want the red? - I don't like the green one, 1140 01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:12,932 I don't want the red one, I don't want any one. 1141 01:19:12,956 --> 01:19:14,662 - Oh, come on. - Because, no, I don't. 1142 01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:16,531 What do you mean, because, no, you don't? 1143 01:19:16,793 --> 01:19:20,126 What is... what is that? You know what? 1144 01:19:20,380 --> 01:19:23,372 You happen to be developing a very bad attitude, young man. 1145 01:19:27,471 --> 01:19:30,213 Oh, don't move, 'cause she's here. 1146 01:19:31,433 --> 01:19:34,470 It's her, man. Look. 1147 01:19:34,728 --> 01:19:36,468 Whew. Tonight is the first night 1148 01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:39,221 of the rest of your sex life, Walter Gibson. 1149 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:44,297 You're gonna kill me, Lance, but I don't think I can go through with this. 1150 01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:46,312 Oh, I knew it... The breasts are too small? 1151 01:19:46,573 --> 01:19:48,573 - The breasts are fine. - Hi, Lance! How you doing? 1152 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:51,066 Hi. How are you? This is, uh, a drink for you. 1153 01:19:51,328 --> 01:19:52,864 Is that him? 1154 01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:55,157 - Yeah. - He's cute. 1155 01:19:55,415 --> 01:19:57,531 Yeah, well, he's kind of going through a little... 1156 01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:59,579 A little climate adjustment. 1157 01:19:59,836 --> 01:20:02,156 And so, uh, we're gonna be with you in just a minute, okay? 1158 01:20:02,339 --> 01:20:06,298 So, why don't you just go over there and look for something? 1159 01:20:06,551 --> 01:20:07,666 - Okay? - All right. 1160 01:20:07,928 --> 01:20:11,261 Great. I love you, babe. Mmm, you look good. 1161 01:20:11,515 --> 01:20:15,053 Hey, hey. What's the problem? What's wrong with you? 1162 01:20:15,310 --> 01:20:17,175 I don't know, Lance. I mean... 1163 01:20:17,437 --> 01:20:19,499 I'm almost 19, I mean maybe I'm getting too old for this. 1164 01:20:19,523 --> 01:20:21,855 Gib, what do you want? A goddamn relationship? 1165 01:20:22,109 --> 01:20:25,943 I don't know what I want. Maybe it's a moral issue. 1166 01:20:26,196 --> 01:20:27,606 Moral issue? 1167 01:20:27,864 --> 01:20:29,775 Hey, this is Lance you're talking to, man. 1168 01:20:30,033 --> 01:20:31,944 You have no morals. 1169 01:20:33,203 --> 01:20:35,615 Hey, look, you're just in a slump, that's all. 1170 01:20:35,872 --> 01:20:39,205 It happens to the best of us. It could happen to me someday. 1171 01:20:39,459 --> 01:20:41,074 I doubt it, but it could. 1172 01:20:41,336 --> 01:20:43,452 - You nervous? - Get out, get out. 1173 01:20:43,713 --> 01:20:45,274 You're-you're nervous 'cause you haven't done it in a while. 1174 01:20:45,298 --> 01:20:47,380 - Get out. - It's like riding a bike, you know? 1175 01:20:47,634 --> 01:20:50,000 You just gotta climb on and keep pedaling. 1176 01:20:50,262 --> 01:20:53,470 And wear something white at night. 1177 01:20:53,723 --> 01:20:56,635 Gib, you want a relationship, that's fine. 1178 01:20:56,893 --> 01:21:01,136 Just remember that every relationship starts with a one-night stand. 1179 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:04,356 You came 3,000 miles for a reason, didn't you? 1180 01:21:04,609 --> 01:21:06,065 Would you look at that reason? 1181 01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:11,776 Go for it, gib. You've earned it. 1182 01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:15,867 - Lance, you're right. - That's right. 1183 01:21:16,121 --> 01:21:18,282 - I'm not being unfaithful to anyone. - No. 1184 01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:21,156 Hell, I could use a torrid night of cheap, meaningless lust. 1185 01:21:21,418 --> 01:21:23,079 That's right, buddy. There you go. 1186 01:21:25,839 --> 01:21:27,875 Look at these people. 1187 01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:30,169 They probably think they're having a good time. 1188 01:21:38,685 --> 01:21:43,270 Male singer: Penny lover, don't walk on by 1189 01:21:43,523 --> 01:21:47,357 - penny lover, don't you make me cry... - Let's dance. 1190 01:21:47,611 --> 01:21:51,775 - Since when do you like to dance? - Since tonight. 1191 01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:57,576 You're the only girl that I adore 1192 01:21:58,830 --> 01:22:01,742 the first time I saw you... 1193 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:07,791 - Sure thing: That's a nice shirt. - Singer: Oh, you looked so fine... 1194 01:22:08,048 --> 01:22:09,629 Gibson: Hawaii. 1195 01:22:14,429 --> 01:22:16,420 One day you'd be mine... 1196 01:22:16,681 --> 01:22:18,637 It's been a long time since I held you like this. 1197 01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:20,223 I know. 1198 01:22:20,477 --> 01:22:22,684 Singer: Honey, you came along and captured my heart... 1199 01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:25,725 Lance said you're very shy around girls. 1200 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:31,352 Did he mention what a great dancer I am? 1201 01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:33,319 No. 1202 01:22:33,573 --> 01:22:37,782 Singer: When I'm all alone, it's you that I miss 1203 01:22:38,036 --> 01:22:41,824 girl, a love like yours is hard to resist... 1204 01:22:42,082 --> 01:22:43,882 Gibson: What else did Lance tell you about me? 1205 01:22:44,125 --> 01:22:45,765 Sure thing: He says you're a real gourmet. 1206 01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:47,875 - Oh, yeah? - And you're a virgin. 1207 01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:49,619 What? 1208 01:22:49,881 --> 01:22:51,359 He thinks you might be gay! 1209 01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:55,376 - Shh! Don't say that. - I didn't say it. Lance said it. 1210 01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:58,925 Male singer: Lights out! Uh-huh! Blast, blast, blast... 1211 01:22:59,182 --> 01:23:00,513 Excuse me, won't you? 1212 01:23:00,767 --> 01:23:03,099 I have to go kick the shit out of someone. 1213 01:23:03,353 --> 01:23:05,810 Just one second. 1214 01:23:07,190 --> 01:23:10,648 - You told her I was a virgin? - So I exaggerated a little. 1215 01:23:10,902 --> 01:23:13,109 Girls like virgins. They find them a challenge. 1216 01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:16,275 - You told her I was gay! - It's a bigger challenge. 1217 01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:22,452 Keep your shirt on, buddy. You're doing great. 1218 01:23:22,706 --> 01:23:24,742 Now if you'll excuse me, I see a sweet young thing 1219 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,740 whose sarong needs adjusting. 1220 01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:28,663 - Miss...? - Get out of my life! 1221 01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:32,003 Dancing in the dark 1222 01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:35,340 to the radio of love 1223 01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:40,508 dancing in the dark 1224 01:23:40,765 --> 01:23:43,131 to the radio of love... 1225 01:23:46,187 --> 01:23:47,927 Excuse me, I would like to get some punch. 1226 01:23:48,189 --> 01:23:51,932 Oh, please, allow me. 1227 01:23:52,193 --> 01:23:54,935 - Oh, well, thank you. - You're very welcome. 1228 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:02,109 Mm, she's got lovely skin. 1229 01:24:02,370 --> 01:24:04,486 And so much of it. 1230 01:24:04,748 --> 01:24:07,029 She happens to be an excellent judge of quality shirtwear. 1231 01:24:07,125 --> 01:24:09,912 Oh, well she should try wearing one sometime. 1232 01:24:14,632 --> 01:24:16,623 Would you like a cup for Justin? 1233 01:24:16,885 --> 01:24:19,126 - Jason. - Whatever. He probably eats paste. 1234 01:24:19,387 --> 01:24:21,187 Justin is twice the man that you will ever be. 1235 01:24:21,264 --> 01:24:24,097 - Jason. - He's loyal, he's trustworthy. 1236 01:24:24,351 --> 01:24:25,386 - He's... - Housebroken? 1237 01:24:25,643 --> 01:24:27,634 Alison. 1238 01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:30,433 Do you know this... person? 1239 01:24:30,690 --> 01:24:33,432 - No, not really. - Would you like a drink? 1240 01:24:33,693 --> 01:24:36,981 - No, thank you. - Okay. 1241 01:24:37,238 --> 01:24:39,729 Jason, let's go to bed. 1242 01:24:39,991 --> 01:24:42,573 Careful, Jason, she hogs all the blankets. 1243 01:24:42,827 --> 01:24:44,237 Well, you snore! 1244 01:24:44,496 --> 01:24:46,532 Not tonight I won't. 1245 01:24:46,790 --> 01:24:47,975 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. 1246 01:24:47,999 --> 01:24:50,706 How would you like to go up to Lance's room for a drink? 1247 01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:53,952 - All right. - Let's go. 1248 01:24:56,716 --> 01:24:59,082 Good night. 1249 01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:01,084 Dancing in the dark... 1250 01:25:03,139 --> 01:25:05,551 - He doesn't even know that girl! - How do you know that guy? 1251 01:25:05,809 --> 01:25:07,470 It was all set up by his friend! 1252 01:25:07,727 --> 01:25:10,764 He thinks love is something you order on the phone like a pizza! 1253 01:25:11,022 --> 01:25:12,062 How do you know he snores? 1254 01:25:12,273 --> 01:25:14,085 And he thinks he knows everything about the stars, 1255 01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:16,789 but he doesn't even know that cassiopeia is the mother of Andromeda! 1256 01:25:16,903 --> 01:25:18,689 How does he know you hog the blankets? 1257 01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:21,905 You should see the crap he eats. Cheese balls and beer for breakfast?! 1258 01:25:22,158 --> 01:25:24,149 How do you know what he eats for breakfast? 1259 01:25:25,870 --> 01:25:27,390 Blast, blast, blast 1260 01:25:27,539 --> 01:25:31,828 lights out! Uh-huh! Blast, blast, blast... 1261 01:25:32,085 --> 01:25:35,122 Come on in. 1262 01:25:44,431 --> 01:25:46,547 You wanna sit down? 1263 01:25:46,808 --> 01:25:48,702 - Do you want me to? - Yeah, why don't you sit down? 1264 01:25:48,726 --> 01:25:51,513 - All right. - All right. 1265 01:25:54,732 --> 01:25:56,597 - Do you want a drink? - Sure. 1266 01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:58,441 Sure. 1267 01:25:58,695 --> 01:26:01,357 - Great. - Great. 1268 01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:15,951 Thanks. 1269 01:26:19,966 --> 01:26:22,503 Oh! It's strong! 1270 01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:24,876 Yeah. 1271 01:26:36,149 --> 01:26:38,435 Lance sure does drink a lot of beer. 1272 01:26:38,693 --> 01:26:41,526 Yeah. 1273 01:26:41,779 --> 01:26:43,815 A lot of it's imported. 1274 01:26:48,786 --> 01:26:50,401 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1275 01:26:50,663 --> 01:26:53,200 - Why, don't I look fine? - I don't know, it just seems like... 1276 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:55,119 Well, I'm not. 1277 01:27:01,799 --> 01:27:04,085 - Is it that girl at the punch bowl? - No. 1278 01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:05,459 No, it's nothing. 1279 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:07,551 Particularly not that girl at the punch bowl. 1280 01:27:10,391 --> 01:27:13,383 Why didn't you tell me about him? 1281 01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:16,057 Because he's not worth mentioning. 1282 01:27:16,314 --> 01:27:18,430 He's a creep. 1283 01:27:32,997 --> 01:27:35,579 You made love to him, didn't you? 1284 01:27:37,710 --> 01:27:40,076 - Did you make love to him? - No. 1285 01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:43,375 - Honest? - Honest. 1286 01:27:46,678 --> 01:27:48,589 Do you love him? 1287 01:27:58,856 --> 01:28:00,892 Yeah, I know. The "cure" didn't work, les... 1288 01:28:02,652 --> 01:28:04,267 - Hey, buddy. - Hey. 1289 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:11,320 No, I had to go to the library. I'm really behind. 1290 01:28:11,578 --> 01:28:14,258 That's what I should have done. I didn't study at all this vacation. 1291 01:28:16,583 --> 01:28:18,790 Me, neither. 1292 01:28:29,637 --> 01:28:31,298 Want some? 1293 01:28:33,182 --> 01:28:34,702 Professor Taub: Good morning, everybody. 1294 01:28:34,726 --> 01:28:38,435 Alison, you're going to have to talk to me sooner or later. 1295 01:28:38,688 --> 01:28:40,849 - No, thank you. - Taub: All right. Here we go. 1296 01:28:41,107 --> 01:28:43,189 I've got a very pleasant surprise today. 1297 01:28:43,443 --> 01:28:46,059 It comes from a very unlikely source. 1298 01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:47,811 Walter Gibson. 1299 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,486 It is called, "the sure thing." 1300 01:28:55,121 --> 01:28:57,954 "'It could be tonight, ' he thought, 1301 01:28:58,207 --> 01:29:01,074 as he stood in the corner, pretending to have a good time. 1302 01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:03,247 He would meet her tonight. 1303 01:29:03,504 --> 01:29:08,248 All his young life, he had dreamed of a girl like this... 1304 01:29:08,509 --> 01:29:10,591 5'6", long, silky hair... 1305 01:29:10,845 --> 01:29:13,757 Trim, nubile body." 1306 01:29:14,015 --> 01:29:15,880 Nubile, by the way, is spelled with a "u." 1307 01:29:17,393 --> 01:29:20,226 "Nubile body that really knew how to move, 1308 01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:24,598 and soft, deeply tanned skin. 1309 01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:28,192 And I guess for personality traits, she needed only one... 1310 01:29:28,446 --> 01:29:30,562 She had to love sex, and all the time." 1311 01:29:30,823 --> 01:29:31,858 Male classmate: Yeah! 1312 01:29:32,116 --> 01:29:33,981 "To arrive at this moment, 1313 01:29:34,243 --> 01:29:38,782 he had traveled vast distances, enduring many hardships... 1314 01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:42,532 Abject poverty, starvation, 1315 01:29:42,794 --> 01:29:47,288 show tunes... you name it. 1316 01:29:47,548 --> 01:29:52,008 From across the room, he saw her. She was perfect. 1317 01:29:52,261 --> 01:29:55,424 He knew almost nothing about her, and she didn't know much more about him. 1318 01:29:55,682 --> 01:29:58,424 It was exactly how it was supposed to be. 1319 01:29:58,685 --> 01:30:01,518 He brought her to his room. 1320 01:30:01,771 --> 01:30:06,606 The lights were soft, the moment was right... 1321 01:30:06,859 --> 01:30:11,444 And she leaned over and whispered in his ear... 1322 01:30:11,698 --> 01:30:13,859 'Do you love me?' 1323 01:30:15,451 --> 01:30:17,863 thoughts raced through his mind... 1324 01:30:18,121 --> 01:30:20,282 'Did she really want him? 1325 01:30:20,540 --> 01:30:23,202 What had he done to deserve this bounty? 1326 01:30:23,459 --> 01:30:25,165 Does god exist? 1327 01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:27,035 Who invented liquid soap and why?' 1328 01:30:29,882 --> 01:30:31,247 'do you love me?" 1329 01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:37,512 Staring into her eyes, he knew that she really needed to hear it. 1330 01:30:39,058 --> 01:30:40,798 And for the first time in his life he knew 1331 01:30:41,060 --> 01:30:44,052 these were no longer just words. 1332 01:30:44,313 --> 01:30:47,350 And if he said it, 1333 01:30:47,608 --> 01:30:49,519 it would be a lie. 1334 01:30:49,777 --> 01:30:52,484 'Do you love me?' She whispered. 1335 01:30:52,739 --> 01:30:54,695 'Do you love me?' 1336 01:30:54,949 --> 01:30:57,315 it would not be tonight. 1337 01:30:58,578 --> 01:31:01,160 The answer was, 'no mm 1338 01:31:01,414 --> 01:31:03,200 male classmate: He was a traitor! 1339 01:31:06,461 --> 01:31:08,918 Male classmate: You blew it, man! 1340 01:31:15,636 --> 01:31:18,048 You didn't sleep with her? 1341 01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:20,137 Still seeing Jason? 1342 01:31:21,392 --> 01:31:23,849 Broke up. 1343 01:31:24,103 --> 01:31:26,936 That's too bad. 1344 01:31:32,779 --> 01:31:34,690 You didn't sleep with her. 1345 01:31:35,990 --> 01:31:38,151 She wasn't my type. 1346 01:31:58,554 --> 01:32:03,389 Male singer: Just because you're near 1347 01:32:04,644 --> 01:32:07,886 the cold nights grow warmer 1348 01:32:08,940 --> 01:32:13,400 heaven's not so far away 1349 01:32:14,487 --> 01:32:17,775 whisper in my ear 1350 01:32:19,909 --> 01:32:22,696 gentle is the darkness 1351 01:32:22,954 --> 01:32:25,661 keep your secrets here 1352 01:32:27,166 --> 01:32:29,373 girl, then dream on 1353 01:32:29,627 --> 01:32:31,288 then dream on 1354 01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:34,629 dreaming all the world's an actor 1355 01:32:34,882 --> 01:32:36,668 in your play 1356 01:32:36,926 --> 01:32:40,714 it can all go your way 1357 01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:50,929 Dreaming all of this magnificence is yours 1358 01:32:51,190 --> 01:32:55,229 it will never slip away 1359 01:32:56,821 --> 01:32:59,688 slip away 1360 01:33:35,943 --> 01:33:39,902 Just because you're near 1361 01:33:41,657 --> 01:33:45,741 nothing seems to matter 1362 01:33:45,995 --> 01:33:51,365 just the softness of your hair 1363 01:33:51,626 --> 01:33:54,743 let it all in here 1364 01:33:56,589 --> 01:33:59,752 gentle is the darkness 1365 01:34:00,009 --> 01:34:04,002 filled with your perfume 1366 01:34:04,263 --> 01:34:06,219 girl, then dream on 1367 01:34:06,474 --> 01:34:08,305 then dream on 1368 01:34:08,559 --> 01:34:11,801 dreaming all the world's an actor 1369 01:34:12,063 --> 01:34:13,724 in your play 1370 01:34:13,981 --> 01:34:17,439 it can all go your way 1371 01:34:20,821 --> 01:34:22,527 hey, dream on 1372 01:34:22,782 --> 01:34:27,742 dreaming all of this magnificence is yours 1373 01:34:27,995 --> 01:34:31,954 it will never slip away 1374 01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:37,043 slip away. 99360

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