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OH, I KNOW.
HOW ABOUT -- NO.
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NO. NO!
YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THAT.
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YOU CAN'T JUST START A THOUGHT
AND THEN SAY, "NO."
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FINISH THEM
OR DON'T START THEM AT ALL.
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YOU'RE VERY TOTALITARIAN TODAY.
NO, IT JUST DRIVES ME CRAZY.
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IT'S LIKE IF YOU DO SHAVE AND A
HAIRCUT WITHOUT THE LAST PART.
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DO IT.
WILL YOU STOP GIVING ME
HALF-FINISHED THOUGHTS?
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I PROMISE. DO IT.
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* TWO BITS *
THANK YOU.
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WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
PIZZA AND TV.
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THAT'S OUR FALLBACK.
THAT'S WHY I SAID NAH.
REMEMBERED IT WAS OUR FALLBACK.
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WHEN DID WE BECOME SO OLD
AND PATHETIC?
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HEY, HEY. WE'RE NEITHER.
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WE'RE STUCK
ON WHAT TO DO.
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IT'S A FRIDAY NIGHT.
WE SHOULD BE OUT --
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PARTYING WITH THE HOMIES.
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OUR STARS HOLLOW HOMIES
ARE ALL IN BED BY NOW.
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NOT KIRK. HE'LL BE PLAYING VIDEO
TRIVIA AT THE PIZZA PLACE.
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WE'RE OLD AND PATHETIC.
HOW DID IT COME TO THIS?
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IT'S OUR FIRST FRIDAY
THAT WE HAVEN'T GONE
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TO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S
FOR DINNER.
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I CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT WE DID
BEFORE WE STARTED DOING THOSE.
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FEELS LIKE
A MILLION YEARS AGO.
OOH! WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
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IT FEELS WEIRD FOR ME NOT TO SAY
HELLO TO THEM ON FRIDAY NIGHT.
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NO, DON'T CALL THEM.
HEY, THIS RIFT IS
BETWEEN YOU AND THEM.
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I'M ON FRIENDLY TERMS.
I KNOW.
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IT'S JUST THAT THEY'RE PROBABLY
SITTING THERE EATING ALONE,
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SHIVERING
IN AN UNHEATED ROOM,
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THE ONLY ILLUMINATION'S
A SINGLE LIGHT BULB
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JUST SO THEY CAN MAKE US FEEL
SPECTACULARLY GUILTY.
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HEY, GRANDPA.
IT'S RORY.
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RORY!
HE'S PRETENDING
NOT TO REMEMBER YOU?
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NO. IT'S LOUD THERE.
LOUD?
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WHAT'S GOING ON THERE?
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY.
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A PARTY?
A PARTY?!
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SORT OF A LAST-MINUTE THING.
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COULDN'T GET TOO BIG
A CROWD HERE.
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I THINK WE WOUND UP WITH 55
OR 60. SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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60 PEOPLE!
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OH, HERE COME THE MUSHROOM CAPS,
EVERYBODY!
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THERE'S SINGING
AND MUSHROOM CAPS.
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I'M APPALLED BY THIS.
IT SOUNDS LIKE LOTS OF FUN.
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OH, IT IS.
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GRANDMA WOULD COME
AND SAY HELLO,
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BUT SHE'S DANCING
WITH LLOYD SANDSTONE.
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WATCH WHERE YOU PUT THOSE HANDS,
LLOYD.
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A GUY NAMED LLOYD
IS FEELING UP GRANDMA.
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YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP.
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WELL, UM,
I'LL LET YOU GO, OKAY?
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OKAY, YOU'RE COMING TO VISIT
AFTER SCHOOL ON MONDAY,
AREN'T YOU?
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YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
CAN'T WAIT. BYE NOW.
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* MAGIC *
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THE GILMORE HOUSE IS PARTYING
LIKE IT'S 1999.
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AND HERE IT'S "AT HOME
WITH THE 700 CLUB."
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WELL, WE DIDN'T TELL THEM TO
STOP LIVING THEIR LIVES.
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HOW COULD THEY BOUNCE BACK
SO QUICKLY?
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I DON'T KNOW,
BUT BOUNCE THEY DID.
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OKAY.
THEY WIN THIS TIME.
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BUT WE'VE GOT TO THINK OF
SOMETHING SUPER BIG
AND FANTASTIC
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AND COOL FOR NEXT
FRIDAY NIGHT, OKAY?
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OKAY.
NOW, THINK.
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[ SIGHS ]
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MUSHROOM CAPS SOUND
REALLY GOOD.
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SHH.
SORRY.
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* IF YOU'RE OUT
ON THE ROAD *
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* FEELIN' LONELY
AND SO COLD *
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* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS CALL MY NAME *
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* AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED *
* IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW *
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* OH, OH, OH *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANY, ANYWHERE
THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED *
* IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
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HI.
SAY "CHEESE."
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I LOVE MY LITTLE DIGITAL CAMERA.
I WANT TO MARRY IT.
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DO YOU EVER WANT TO
PUT IT AWAY?
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YOU HURT LITTLE DIGITAL DAN'S
FEELINGS.
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SORRY, D.D.
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GOTCHA.
OH, NO, WAIT. MISSED.
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GOT A GOOD ONE OF YOU.
NICE CHEEKBONES.
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COULD YOU FOCUS ON SOMETHING
NON-PHOTOGRAPHIC FOR A SECOND?
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HMM. I'LL TRY.
I WAS ASKED TO PASS
THIS ALONG TO YOU.
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SOMETHING FROM CHILTON. YOU
STILL DIPPING GIRLS' HAIR IN THE
INKWELLS?
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READ IT AND SEE.
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"DEAR MS. GILMORE,
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"WITH YOUR DAUGHTER'S FINAL DAYS
AT CHILTON FAST APPROACHING,
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YOURS ARE, TOO."
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NOT FEELIN' THE LOVE HERE.
YADDA, YADDA, YADDA.
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"THE BOOSTER CLUB
COULD USE YOUR HELP.
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WE WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE --"
"GREATLY'S" UNDERLINED 3 TIMES.
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TRYING TO EMPHASIS A WORD THERE.
GOT IT, GUYS.
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"YOUR INVOLVEMENT,
ESPECIALLY IN LIGHT OF
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YOUR PREVIOUS PAUCITY
OF PARTICIPATION."
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THEY GOT ME WITH ALLITERATION
AND AN OBSCURE WORD.
THE BASTARDS.
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I'VE BEEN SUMMONED TO DUTY.
SOUNDS LIKE IT.
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FEEL LIKE PACKING MY RUCKSACK
AND KISSING MY LOVED ONES
GOODBYE.
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SO DON'T DO IT THEN.
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YOU'RE AS GOOD AS OUT OF THERE.
YALE'S GRABBED YOU.
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IT'S TOO LATE. WE DON'T NEED
ANYTHING FROM CHILTON.
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EXCEPT MY GRADUATION TICKETS.
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WE ALREADY GOT THEM.
WE NEED EXTRAS.
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I PUT IN THE REQUEST,
IT'S UP TO THEM NOW.
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WE DO NEED ONE
BIG THING.
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THEN THERE'S MY DIPLOMA.
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YOU'LL GET IT
AT GRADUATION.
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I GET MY DIPLOMA HOLDER
AT GRADUATION.
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DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD
WITHHOLD YOUR DIPLOMA
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BASED ON
MY PARTICIPATION PAUCITY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
OH, MAN, I'M SCREWED.
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I GUESS I GOTTA DO IT.
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HEY, GUYS.
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WAS THAT NECESSARY?
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OH, MAN.
YOU DO NOT PHOTOGRAPH WELL.
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WHAT?
YOU BEEN GETTING SOME SLEEP?
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'CAUSE THAT'S 40 MILES
OF BAD ROAD.
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I WASN'T READY. IT WAS A BAD
ANGLE AND IT'S A HARSH LIGHT.
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A SOFT LIGHT WOULD HELP
WITH THE THING WITH THE EYES.
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LOOK WHO KNOWS WHAT LIGHT
HE LOOKS BEST IN.
YOU READY TO ORDER?
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I'M GONNA TAKE A PICTURE
AND THEN ORDER OFF THE CAMERA.
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YELL WHEN SHE'S TIRED
OF THE THING.
GIVE IT TIME.
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NOW I'M GONNA ZOOM IN ON
JUST THE BREAKFAST MEATS.
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GO TO TOWN.
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WHOA. COOL.
WE FINISHED
AT THE SAME TIME.
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THAT HAS
NEVER HAPPENED.
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THE MIDDLE
DIDN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE US.
YEAH. IT SOUNDED GOOD.
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IT SOUNDED GREAT, GUYS.
ALL OF IT. DIDN'T IT?
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NOT TOO SHABBY.
WE'RE READY FOR THIS GIG.
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I LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT.
WHERE IS IT?
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KYLE'S PARENTS ARE GOING TO
MARRIAGE ENCOUNTER
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SO HE'S THROWING
THIS MONDO PARTY.
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GOT ENOUGH SONGS?
ENOUGH FOR TWO HALF-HOUR SETS.
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WHAT WE NEED'S A NAME.
I'VE MADE MY SUGGESTION.
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YEAH, AND WE VETOED
THE HARRY POTTERS, NEXT.
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SO YOURS IS BETTER?
FOLLOW THEM TO
THE EDGE OF THE DESERT
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IS MEMORABLE AND CLASSY.
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I RUN OUT OF BREATH
SAYING IT.
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YOU'VE GOT ASTHMA. YOU RUN
OUTTA BREATH SAYING YOUR NAME.
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WE CAN'T WORK OUR NAME AROUND
YOUR RESPIRATORY ILLNESSES.
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EVEN WITHOUT AN INHALER,
THAT NAME IS TOO LONG.
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BUT WHEN WE GET FAMOUS,
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OUR FANS WILL SHORTEN IT
TO F-T-T-T-E-O-T-D.
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DO YOU GUYS HAVE
ANY SUGGESTIONS?
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WE WOULDN'T DARE.
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HOW WILL YOU PLAY
WITH YOUR MOM BEING SO STRICT?
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RORY AND JESS ARE GONNA DELIVER
MY DRUMS TO KYLE'S HOUSE.
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YOUNG CHUI
IS GONNA PICK ME UP
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TO TAKE ME TO A FICTIONAL
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST
BOWLING PARTY
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THAT WILL LAST
OUR GIG'S LENGTH.
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NICE GOING.
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I'VE GOT MY OWN BALL
AND SHOES.
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DUDE,
DON'T TELL PEOPLE THAT.
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SEE YOU, GUYS.
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YEAH, SEE YA.
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LATER.
BYE.
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HOW ABOUT
THE WE?
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WE?
YEAH. WE ARE THE WE.
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I CAN'T TALK ABOUT
THIS ANYMORE.
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SO, ANY WORD ON YOUR CAR?
NOTHING.
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YOU THINK SOMEONE
WOULD'VE FOUND IT.
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IT WAS PRETTY
ONE-OF-A-KIND.
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IT'S PROBABLY HOLED UP
IN SOME CHOP SHOP.
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SAY GOODBYE.
IT'S GONE. WHATEVER.
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LET'S TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE.
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I LIKE YOU'RE
GETTING TO KNOW DAVE.
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YEAH. HE'S A COOL GUY.
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IT'S GONNA MAKE US GOING TO
PROM TOGETHER MORE FUN.
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I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
YOU WERE TRYING TO FORGET IT.
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I AGREED TO GO,
I'M A MAN OF MY WORD.
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HOW'S THAT ARM I TWISTED?
I GOT THE FEELING BACK.
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IF THERE WAS ONE MORE DANCE
I'D WANT TO GO TO,
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IT'S THE STARS HOLLOW HIGH PROM.
WITH LANE -- THAT'S A BIG PART.
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I'M GETTING THE TICKETS
THIS WEEK.
I'LL PAY, OKAY?
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NOT A CHANCE.
IT MEANS A TUX, YOU KNOW?
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I KNOW IT'S GEEKY.
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TUXES ARE ALSO JAMES BOND.
THAT'S NOT GEEKY.
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YOU'RE KIND.
AND GOING TO STASH A CHANGE
OF CLOTHES IN THE LIMO.
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SOOKIE?
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YEAH?
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I NEED LOVE AND A HUG.
I HAD TO LAY OFF JULIO.
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OH, POOR THING.
IT'S THE THIRD ONE TODAY.
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ALL I'M DOING IS CRUSHING
PEOPLE'S SPIRITS.
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BUT YOU TOLD THEM
THAT WE LOVE THEM
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AND WE'LL HIRE THEM SOON
AS THE REPAIRS ARE DONE.
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I GAVE THEM
THEIR SEVERANCE CHECKS,
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THEY WERE VERY GRACIOUS,
WHICH MADE IT HARDER.
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WE'RE GONNA GET THEM BACK.
IT'LL BE GOOD AGAIN.
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WE GOTTA LAY OFF FRANK,
BUT I COULDN'T DO ANOTHER ONE,
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SO MICHEL OFFERED TO DO IT.
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DID HE SAY HE'D BE NICE?
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YES, AND THEN HE SKIPPED OFF
TO DO IT.
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WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH LUKE HERE?
I DON'T KNOW.
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I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY DISTANCE
BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL...
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HE WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR
PRETTY MUCH LIKE THAT,
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TINKERING WITH STUFF
BACK THERE.
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AND I GOT DOWN AND LEANED IN
TO SEE WHAT HE WAS DOING,
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AND AFTER A WHILE
I REALIZED THAT
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THE WHOLE TIME
MY HAND WAS ON HIS BUTT.
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SOOKIE!
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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IT'S GETTING VERY
CINEMAX AT NIGHT IN HERE.
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IT WAS EMBARRASSING.
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UH-HUH, SO...
HOW WAS IT?
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HIS BUTT?
YEAH.
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GOT A NICE SHAPE TO IT.
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WILL YOU TWO STOP TALKING
ABOUT MY BUTT?
212
00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,057
IT'S ALL POSITIVE.
AND IN BAD TASTE.
213
00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,926
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
AFTER YOU LEAVE.
214
00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:48,629
WHICH IS NOW BECAUSE I'M DONE.
SO WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS?
215
00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:52,265
SAME AS THE STOVE COMPANY SAID
THE WALL BACK HERE IS BURNED.
216
00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:56,269
YOU GOTTA REBUILD THE WHOLE
THING BEFORE YOU CAN RECONNECT
THE GAS.
217
00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,871
IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE. SORRY.
218
00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,640
NO, LUKE.
THANKS FOR DOING THIS.
219
00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,474
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
THE CONTRACTOR SAID.
220
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:05,345
WE WANTED A GUY
WITH A GOOD BUTT'S OPINION.
YEAH. TOM HAS A TERRIBLE BUTT.
221
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,315
STOP THAT.
RORY AND I WILL SEE YOU
SATURDAY FOR BREAKFAST?
222
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,818
ACTUALLY, YOU WON'T. NICOLE
AND I ARE GOING SKIING,
223
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,686
AND WE'RE GETTING
A RIDICULOUSLY EARLY START.
224
00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,187
THAT SOUNDS FUN.
WHY RIDICULOUSLY EARLY?
225
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,857
SHE HAS TO DRIVE
FROM HER PLACE IN NEW YORK
226
00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,126
BECAUSE SHE CAN'T STAY AT
MINE BECAUSE OF JESS.
227
00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,361
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HER
COME IN FRIDAY NIGHT?
228
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:24,564
YOU GUYS COULD STAY HERE.
IT'LL BE ON THE HOUSE.
229
00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:26,734
NO. THAT'S OKAY.
NO. DO IT, LUKE.
230
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,970
I KNOW WE HAVE ROOMS AVAILABLE,
AND IT'S MY WAY OF SAYING,
231
00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,139
"THANKS FOR PARADING
THAT NICE BUTT AROUND HERE."
232
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,374
JEEZ!
NO KIDDING.
REALLY, IT'S A GREAT BUTT.
233
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:37,611
STOP IT.
NO. REALLY.
IT'S NO PROBLEM.
234
00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,079
WELL, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.
235
00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:41,214
EITHER WAY,
THANKS FOR THE OFFER.
236
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:44,051
I'LL TELL MICHEL TO KEEP
A ROOM IN CASE YOU COME.
237
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,186
OKAY. SEE YA.
THANKS. BYE.
238
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,792
DID YOU KNOW THAT FRANK
RESCUES CHOW PUPPIES?
UH, NO.
239
00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:54,027
HE FEEDS AND HOUSES THEM
ON HIS OWN DIME
240
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,563
TILL HE FINDS AN OWNER.
WE CAN'T FIRE HIM.
241
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,800
AND THEY ARE SO CUTE --
CHIN CHIN AND PAW PAW.
242
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,235
PAW PAW'S THE ONE
WITH THE SQUATTY LITTLE NOSE.
243
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,671
I TOOK THEM BOTH.
244
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,839
OKAY. GOOD JOB.
245
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:09,109
I GOTTA GO BUY DOG FOOD.
WILL YOU FIRE FRANK FOR ME?
246
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,610
SURE THING.
247
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:20,020
WITH THAT LAST FUNCTION, WE
RAISED ENOUGH TO PUT US IN THE
BLACK,
248
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,055
WHICH GOT THE SCHOOL COMPTROLLER
OFF OUR BACK,
249
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,291
WHICH WILL MAKE OUR LAST
ENDEAVOR THAT MUCH EASIER.
250
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,559
HAVEN'T WE ALREADY TALKED
ALL THIS STUFF TO DEATH?
251
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,463
YES, BUT WE NEED TO FILL IN OUR
LAST-MINUTE BOOSTER CLUB ADD-ONS
HERE.
252
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,465
YOU GET THE SCARY,
THREATENING LETTER?
YEP.
253
00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:35,669
SO, ON TO GRAD NIGHT,
OUR LAST EVENT OF THE YEAR.
254
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,104
GOD,
THIS YEAR'S GONE BY FAST.
255
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,072
I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY FARRAH'S 18.
256
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,408
MY KID WAS 18
WHEN SHE WAS 10.
257
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,210
MEN.
WHAT?
258
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,113
LAY LOW. THEY'RE SETTING TRAPS.
WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS YEAR?
259
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,181
WE'RE THROWING A BIG PARTY
ON A YACHT.
260
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,017
THE PARTY STARTS
WHILE ITS IN DOCK,
261
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,920
IT SAILS FOR 3 HOURS, THEN
CONCLUDES WITH A FIREWORKS SHOW.
262
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,521
HOW'S THE FUND-RAISING
GOING?
TERRIFIC.
263
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,590
THE LAST FASHION SHOW ALONE
BROUGHT IN HALF OF WHAT WE NEED,
264
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,694
THE BAKE SALE TODAY BROUGHT
IN WAY MORE THAN I EXPECTED.
265
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,063
OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
266
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,965
WHAT'S THIS?
OUR CASHBOX.
267
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,000
YOU'RE THE GRAD NIGHT TREASURER.
I'M THE WHAT?
268
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,136
BEFORE YOU REACHED,
WE VOTED, YOU WON.
269
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,405
MAYBE THERE SHOULD BE A RECOUNT,
'CAUSE I STINK WITH MONEY.
270
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,506
THE VOTE WAS UNANIMOUS.
271
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,175
I WAS LATE.
CAN WE REVOTE?
272
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,644
DOUG WAS LATE, TOO,
HE WAS VOTED LEAD CHAPERONE.
273
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,279
GOODY.
WE CAN TAKE THEM.
274
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,114
IT'S REALLY NOT A TOUGH JOB,
LORELAI.
275
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,450
YOU JUST MANAGE THE CASH,
KEEP THE SIMPLE BOOKS.
276
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,919
ALTHOUGH IF YOU DON'T SHOW
AT OUR NEXT MEETING,
277
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,956
WE'RE GOING TO ASSUME
YOU RAN OFF WITH OUR MONEY.
278
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,323
NO. I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
279
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,525
HELLO, LADIES.
HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE.
280
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,127
OH, AND GENTLEMAN.
SORRY.
281
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,096
OH, DOUG'S ONE
OF THE LADIES NOW.
282
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,966
WELL, GOOD TO SEE YOU ALL.
TERRY, CARRIE, LORELAI.
283
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,300
YEAH, GOOD.
SAME HERE.
284
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,202
SO, WHAT DID I MISS?
NOTHING MUCH.
285
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,204
LORELAI'S BEEN MADE
OUR GRAD NIGHT TREASURER.
286
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,640
YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE?
OH, YEAH. I'LL WATCH
THE LITTLE BOX HERE.
287
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,078
OTHER THAN THAT, THEY'VE BEEN
PICKING ON YOU MERCILESSLY.
PRETTY MUCH.
288
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,613
WELL, I'M HERE TO LEND YOU
GENDER SUPPORT.
289
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,182
SO, TERRY,
WHY DON'T YOU CONTINUE?
290
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,017
GREAT. WE WERE DISCUSSING
GRAD NIGHT.
291
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,651
THE YACHT.
SOUNDS GREAT.
292
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,420
WE'VE ALREADY SPOKEN
TO 6 CATERERS.
293
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,655
THEY'RE ALL EXCITED TO BID
ON THE PROJECT,
294
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,191
BUT A COUPLE ARE SO EXPENSIVE
295
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,027
THAT I KNOW THEY'LL PRICE
THEMSELVES OUT OF THE RUNNING.
296
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,429
WEIRD. VERY WEIRD.
297
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,064
IT'S AS IF WE HAD NO HISTORY.
298
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,133
HE TREATED ME JUST LIKE
HE TREATED WHAT'S-HER-NAME,
299
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,236
THE OVERLY COIFFED LADY AND THE
ONE WHO KEPT JIGGLING HER LEG.
300
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,338
I HATE THAT!
IT'S LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE.
301
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,040
AND HE WAS SO NONCHALANT.
302
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:23,510
SO STAND-OFFY?
NO. HE WAS JUST MAX.
303
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,780
AND I WANTED TO HOOK UP
WITH HIM AFTER TO TALK,
304
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,249
BUT VERY CONVENIENTLY,
HE EXCUSED HIMSELF
305
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,819
5 MINUTES EARLY
FOR AN APPOINTMENT.
306
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,520
AND I COULDN'T
WALK OUT WITH HIM
307
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,956
BECAUSE I'M THE STUPID
TREASURER, AND IT'D LOOK FISHY.
308
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,724
THEY MADE YOU TREASURER?
ARE THEY INSANE?
309
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,560
I TRIED TO TELL THEM. WHAT'S
WITH THIS APPOINTMENT NONSENSE?
310
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,195
AND NO EYE CONTACT.
311
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,831
HE NEVER ONCE
LOOKED AT YOU?
312
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:47,134
OH, HE LOOKED, BUT IT WAS
VERY LACKING IN MEANING.
313
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,768
WERE YOU LOOKING AT HIM
MEANINGFULLY?
314
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,004
NO. I WAS TRYING
TO PLAY IT COOL.
315
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,240
THERE YOU GO.
HE WAS DOING THE SAME THING.
316
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,909
YOU WERE BOTH JAMES DEANING IT,
KEEPING IT PROFESSIONAL.
317
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:59,679
NO. HE WAS NOT PLAYING AT IT.
I WAS. HE WAS REALLY IT.
318
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,381
WHAT?
COOL.
319
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,916
GOT IT.
SO --
320
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,152
[ GASPS ]
MAYBE YOU TWO NEVER KISSED.
321
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,920
ME AND MAX?
NO. WE KISSED.
322
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,355
MAYBE IT WAS AN ILLUSION.
323
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,958
IT WAS NOT AN ILLUSION,
DOUG HENNING. WE KISSED.
324
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,793
SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED
TO ME WHEN I WAS 10.
325
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,462
I WAS SO INTO
LEIF GARRETT.
326
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,664
I FANTASIZED
ABOUT KISSING HIM SO MUCH
327
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,100
THAT AT SOME POINT,
I REALLY THOUGHT IT HAPPENED.
328
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,601
I KISSED MAX, SOOKIE.
329
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,637
I CAN STILL FEEL
LEIF'S LIPS ON MINE.
I KISSED HIM!
330
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,039
WHAT IS RORY'S TAKE?
331
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,842
I TOLD HER ABOUT THE KISS,
BUT IT'S WEIRD.
332
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,477
HE'S BACK AT CHILTON,
333
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,545
AND I'M HAVING SOME
INVOLVEMENT WITH HER TEACHER.
334
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,415
SHE'S DEALING WITH FINALS.
I DON'T WANNA STRESS HER OUT.
335
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,584
LORELAI, WHAT'S THE
ULTIMATE THING HERE?
336
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,186
DO YOU WANNA GET BACK TOGETHER?
337
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:43,090
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M FEELING OR
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
338
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,159
I HATE THAT, IT'S SO
WISHY-WASHY, BUT IT'S TRUE.
339
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,295
I MEAN, TECHNICALLY,
I'M STILL SEEING ALEX,
340
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,297
ALTHOUGH IT'S MORE
INTERMITTENT THAN EVER.
341
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,732
I'M NOT SURE I WANNA
GET BACK WITH MAX.
342
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,167
THE KISS HAPPENED
OUTTA THE BLUE.
343
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,236
THE ALLEGED KISS.
SOOKIE, WE KISSED!
344
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,804
OKAY! CALM DOWN.
345
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:01,808
IF I KNEW WHERE MAX WAS ON THIS,
I'D KNOW BETTER WHERE I WAS.
346
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,044
IT'S LIKE GOING TO A STEAK
AND LOBSTER PLACE.
347
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,713
IT'S EASIER TO KNOW WHAT YOU
WANT ONCE YOUR DATE KNOWS.
348
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,883
LIKE, YOU WANT STEAK, HE'S
GETTING LOBSTER 'CAUSE THEN YOU
CAN SHARE
349
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:14,154
OR IF HE'S NOT YOU CAN GET SURF
AND TURF, YOU RISK LOOKING LIKE
A PIG,
350
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:17,324
SOME GUYS ARE TURNED ON BY THAT.
I'M NOT CONFUSED. I'M HUNGRY.
351
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,493
ME TOO. MAYBE LUNCH WILL
TAKE YOUR MIND OFF IT.
HOPE SO.
352
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,963
YOU SURE
THERE WAS REALLY AN ALEX?
STOP.
353
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,968
COME IN.
354
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:34,441
WELL, WELL, JESS MARIANO.
WHAT A PLEASURE. SIT DOWN.
355
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,710
I WAS TRYING TO BUY TICKETS,
AND THEY SAID TO SEE YOU.
356
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,112
SIT DOWN.
357
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,849
SO, THE PROM, HUH?
358
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,552
I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT
YOU'D WANNA GO TO THE PROM.
359
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,921
MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO.
THAT'S TOO BAD.
360
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,323
WHAT? WHY?
BECAUSE YOU FLUNKED OUT.
361
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,224
I WHAT?
362
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,393
YOU'RE NOT GRADUATING, JESS.
363
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,395
PROM TICKETS ARE FOR
GRADUATING SENIORS ONLY.
364
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,097
GUESS YOUR
GIRLFRIEND'S OUTTA LUCK.
365
00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,167
NOW, WAIT. I'M A LITTLE BEHIND.
I CAN CATCH UP. NO SWEAT.
366
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,969
YOU CAN'T.
YOU MISSED TOO MUCH.
367
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:05,138
IT HASN'T BEEN THAT MUCH.
31 DAYS YOU'VE BEEN OUT.
368
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,240
THE CUT-OFF'S 20.
THAT'S IT -- JUST LIKE THAT?
369
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,176
THAT'S IT.
THANKS FOR THE WARNING.
370
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,811
YOU MEAN THE 9 WARNING SLIPS
WE GAVE YOU WEREN'T ENOUGH?
371
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,447
THE MEETINGS I SET UP BETWEEN
YOU AND YOUR COUNSELOR,
372
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,849
BETWEEN US
THAT YOU BLEW OFF --
373
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,551
THAT WASN'T WARNING ENOUGH?
374
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,021
I CAN CATCH UP.
I'M SMARTER THAN ANYONE HERE.
375
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,456
AND HUMBLE, TOO.
I CAN CATCH UP. YOU'LL SEE.
376
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,492
THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE.
YOU'RE OUT.
377
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,828
FINE. I'LL TAKE SUMMER SCHOOL
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
378
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,430
GOOD, BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
379
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,766
YOU GOTTA TAKE THE WHOLE YEAR.
THE WHOLE YEAR? NO WAY.
380
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:34,934
THEN NO DIPLOMA.
381
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,403
[ SIGHS ]
382
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,772
AT LEAST LET ME GO TO THE PROM.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
383
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,541
WE'RE DONE HERE.
COME ON!
384
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,478
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT COMING
BACK NEXT YEAR, MY DOOR IS OPEN.
385
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,849
I'M NOT GONNA MISS
THIS PLACE.
386
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,251
VICE VERSA.
387
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,654
NO, NO. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
WHAT?
388
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,724
I COUNTED THE MONEY IN THE
CASHBOX, AND I'M $18 SHORT.
389
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,160
WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO DEPOSIT THAT AT THE BANK?
390
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,929
BE JUDGMENTAL LATER.
HELP ME IN MY FISCAL CRISIS.
391
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,764
YOU COUNT THE MONEY
WHEN THEY GAVE IT?
392
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,367
I GLANCED AT IT.
YOU ARE A SUCKY TREASURER.
393
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,036
THE JOB WAS FORCED ON ME.
394
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,670
THE CASHBOX
MUST'VE BEEN SHORT TO START.
395
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,306
OR MAYBE A BURGLAR BROKE
IN HERE THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED.
396
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,143
A BURGLAR WHO BYPASSED OUR TV,
OUR STEREO, AND OUR JEWELRY
397
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,977
WENT STRAIGHT FOR
THE BOOSTER CLUB CASHBOX
398
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,646
AND TOOK $18
AND LEFT THE REST?
399
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,282
SOME BURGLARS ARE
LESS GREEDY THAN OTHERS.
I'M OUTTA ANSWERS.
400
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,118
I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT
18 OF MY OWN DOLLARS IN
401
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,554
TO WARD OFF SUSPICION. YOU'RE
OFF TO THE PARTY EARLY?
402
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:31,024
JESS AND I ARE HELPING
THE BAND SET UP.
YOU'RE NOT TAKING YOUR PURSE.
403
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:35,228
YOU DON'T NEED MONEY., I.D.
WHERE WILL I KEEP
MY HOUSE KEY?
404
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:39,399
YOU PUT YOUR HOUSE KEY THROUGH
THE METAL THINGY ON YOUR BELT.
405
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,035
YOU'LL ONLY LOSE IT
IF YOU TAKE OFF YOUR BELT,
406
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,404
IF YOU'RE TAKING OFF
YOUR BELT FOR ANY REASON,
407
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,639
I'M NOT SURE
I WANT YOU COMING HOME.
408
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,907
BRILLIANT.
409
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,610
YOUR SHOES OKAY?
YOU GOT GOOD TRACTION?
TRACTION?
410
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,246
THERE WILL BE LIQUIDS OF VARIOUS
TEXTURES AND DISGUSTINGNESS.
411
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,282
ARE YOU EATING THERE?
IF THEY HAVE STUFF.
412
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,117
DON'T EAT CHIPS
OUTTA A COMMUNAL BOWL.
413
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,352
IT'S LIKE STICKING
YOUR HAND IN A TOILET.
NICE.
414
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,988
IF YOU'RE DESPERATE OFFER TO
REPLENISH THEM WITH NEW BAGS.
415
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:05,192
GRAB A HANDFUL
AND DUMP THE REST IN THE BOWL.
416
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:09,329
GOT IT.
KEEP IN MIND THAT GETTING UP ON
A TABLE AND PERFORMING A SONG
417
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,964
WILL HAUNT YOU FOR LIFE.
TRUST ME. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
418
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,501
I WASN'T PLANNING ON.
THOSE THINGS
ARE NEVER PLANNED.
419
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,935
ARE YOU GOING NOW?
YEP.
420
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,238
I'M GOING, TOO.
I'LL LOCK IT UP.
421
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,906
OTHERWISE,
I GOTTA UNDO MY BELT.
422
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,241
ENJOY YOUR BOOSTER CLUB
MEETING.
423
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,742
I WILL. HEY, HON.
YEAH?
424
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,445
I PROMISED I WASN'T
GONNA ASK YOU ABOUT MAX ANYMORE,
425
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,815
CONSIDERING THE HISTORY AND THAT
HE'S BACK TEACHING YOU AND ALL.
426
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,253
AND I'M GONNA KEEP
MY PROMISE. GOOD, HUH?
427
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,688
VERY GOOD.
OKAY, THAT'S ALL
I WANTED TO SAY.
428
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,424
OKAY.
429
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,359
[ SIGHS ]
430
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,799
DOES THIS SETUP
FEEL RIGHT TO EVERYBODY?
431
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,135
COOL BY ME.
ME TOO.
432
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,537
HOW'S IT LOOK OUT THERE?
LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BULLET
433
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,173
STRAIGHT TO THE TOP
OF THE CHARTS WITH A BULLET
434
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,941
OR A-A GUN'S GONNA
SHOOT A BULLET
435
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,710
AND I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH
THE PRECISE TERMINOLOGY,
436
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,778
BUT IT'S WORKING, RIGHT?
437
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,414
THEY LOOK LIKE A BAND.
YOU NEED TO MOVE BACK.
438
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,516
WHY?
BECAUSE WHEN I
DOUBLE JUMP KICK
439
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,785
OFF THE AMP WITH SLASHING
WINDMILLS, I NEED ROOM.
440
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,855
WELL, DON'T DO THAT THEN.
IT SOUNDS A LITTLE
TOO MILLI VANILLI.
441
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,125
IF I BACK UP, MY EXTENSION CORD
MIGHT DAMAGE THE DATE PALM.
442
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,560
WHAT?
THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED.
443
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,062
DON'T CALL PLANTS
BY THEIR SPECIFIC NAMES.
444
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,599
IT'S VERY NOT ROCK 'N' ROLL.
LET'S FINALIZE
THE SET LIST, GUYS.
445
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,304
NEED ANY HELP HIDING
THE VALUABLES, KYLE?
446
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,039
NOPE. STASHED THE SNOW GLOBES,
HID THE LLADRO.
447
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,275
WE'RE PACKING UP
THE HUMMELS.
448
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,843
TWO TO GO.
MARSHALL, WATCH IT!
449
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:34,013
"BOY WITH TOOTHACHE"
IS MOM'S FAVORITE.
SORRY.
450
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,417
HEY. DID I HEAR SOMETHING
ABOUT A DOUBLE JUMP KICK?
451
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,619
WE'LL TALK HIM OUT OF IT.
GOOD.
452
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,255
"ZEALOUS XYLOPHONIST."
THAT'S SWEET!
453
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,291
STARTING OFF WITH
A SLOW TUNE WON'T WORK.
454
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,393
YEAH. IT'S SO EMO
IT MAKES ME SICK.
455
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,828
I WAS JUST PLAYING
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.
456
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,096
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.
457
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,164
NOT A BAD NAME.
458
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,865
KE-E-E-E-E-E-G!
459
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,335
THAT'S MY COUSIN RICK.
460
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,504
HE JUST TURNED 21.
PRETTY AWESOME.
461
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,706
21! YEAH!
462
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:00,740
WHAT IS THAT -- BEER?
463
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,176
IT'S ONE OF THOSE MILK KEGS.
GOOD ONE.
464
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,477
THERE'S BEER.
IS THAT LEGAL?
465
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,145
WELL, APPARENTLY,
RICK IS 21.
466
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,248
21! WHOO-HOO!
467
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,450
OR JUST REALLY INTO
THAT PARTICULAR INTEGER.
468
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:14,287
BEER.
IT'S A PARTY, LANE.
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING -- TANG?
469
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,555
NO. I GUESS NOT.
470
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,624
THE CARPET, GUYS.
LIFT IT. LIFT IT.
471
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,625
WE GOT IT.
472
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,727
MARSHALL,
GO GET TOWELS TO SET IT ON
473
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,796
AND NOT THE GOOD TOWELS --
THE SWIM TOWELS.
474
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:27,033
ANYTHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH?
WE GOT IT COVERED. THANKS.
475
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,536
HOW ABOUT YOU, LANE --
YOU NEED WATER OR ANYTHING?
476
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,905
STAY AWAY FROM THE BAND AREA.
WE GOT LOTS OF CORDS AND STUFF.
477
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,675
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET
ELECTROCUTED AND DIE.
478
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,876
OH. OKAY.
479
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,281
IS HE STAYING
FOR THE WHOLE THING?
480
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,750
HE'S GOT
NOWHERE ELSE TO GO.
481
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,686
THESE ARE THE GOOD TOWELS.
THESE ARE THE SWIM TOWELS.
482
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,322
THE SWIM TOWELS HAVE STRIPES,
AND THEY'RE OVERSIZED.
483
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,657
WE STILL GOTTA PUT AWAY
484
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,825
MY DAD'S MILITARY ICON
COLLECTOR PLATES.
485
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,628
WE'RE A LITTLE EARLY,
DON'T YOU THINK?
486
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,265
WE'RE WITH THE BAND. WE'RE THE
ROADIES AND THE SOUND CREW
487
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:02,335
AND I'M ADVISING ON MAKE-UP FOR
LANE AND THE KEEPER OF BRIAN'S
SANDWICH AND THERMOS.
488
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,836
SO, WE'RE BUSY
BACKSTAGE-TYPE PEOPLE.
489
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,204
WE'RE DORK EARLY.
490
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,240
COME ON, GET INTO
THE SPIRIT OF THINGS.
491
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,243
HELLO, CLEVELAND!
492
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,579
GUESS I'LL WANDER AROUND
A LITTLE.
493
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,550
YAH!
494
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,853
YOU COULDN'T EVEN WORK
YOUR WINDMILLS IN.
495
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,990
MAYBE I'LL SKIP IT.
GOOD THINKING.
496
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,362
UH, MICHEL, ARE YOU OKAY?
497
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,898
DO I LOOK OKAY?
THEY WAITING FOR A BELLMAN?
498
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,534
THEY'RE WAITING FOR A
UNICORN TO SING TO A RAINBOW.
499
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,404
YES, A BELLMAN, THERE'S ONLY ONE
'CAUSE WE LAID OFF THE OTHER,
500
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:41,874
A MAID CALLED IN SICK.
NOT ONLY AM I ANSWERING PHONES
AND CHECKING PEOPLE IN AND OUT,
501
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,977
BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO
TURNDOWN SERVICE AND CARRY
PEOPLE'S BAGS --
502
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:48,448
GOING TO A BAD PLACE. TAKE
A BREATH, GO TO A GOOD PLACE.
503
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,783
I WENT HOME
AND PLAYED WITH MY PUPPIES,
504
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,219
THE CHOW BOOK SAID
THEY NEED LOVE AND STIMULATION
505
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,887
OR ELSE THEY'LL
MURDER YOU LATER ON.
506
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,424
AND PAW PAW HAD FALLEN
IN HER WATER BOWL
507
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,126
AND WAS SOAKING WET,
SO I HAD TO BLOW-DRY HER.
508
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:03,262
THE NICE PLACE. I CAN STAY
AND HELP A LITTLE BIT.
509
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,565
SHE COULD HAVE DROWNED.
I'M A BAD DADDY.
510
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,999
PAW PAW'S FINE.
WATCH THE DESK.
511
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,437
GET THE BELLMAN BACK HERE.
I'LL DO TURNDOWN.
512
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:14,441
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CHOW PUPPIES?
YOU WANT TO EAT THEM UP.
513
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:18,611
THEY'RE GETTING READY TO GO ON.
THEY'RE ALL HYPERVENTILATING
TO THE SAME RHYTHM.
514
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,647
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
THE HAPPY FAMILY.
515
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,482
KIND OF DEPRESSING
IF YOU ASK ME.
516
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,517
MR. SUNSHINE, YOU'RE SPREADING
SO MUCH JOY AROUND
517
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,953
YOU'RE
EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.
518
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,256
YOU'VE GOT TO GET
A LITTLE MORE MOODY.
I'LL TRY.
519
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:33,860
LET'S LOOK AROUND
A LITTLE BIT.
OKAY.
520
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,027
[ CRYING ]
521
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:38,197
SEEMS A LITTLE EARLY
FOR THAT.
IT NEVER IS.
522
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:39,265
BATHROOM LINE.
523
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,667
FIGURES.
524
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,272
HEY,
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU GUYS?
525
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,375
STUPID KEG...
IT'S NOT WORKING.
526
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,076
WHERE'S THE TAP?
THE WHAT?
527
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,145
YOU NEED TO HOOK UP
A TAP TO PUMP THE BEER OUT.
528
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:56,516
I TOLD YOU THE THING
IN THE BAG DID SOMETHING.
529
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:58,885
NO INSTRUCTIONS.
530
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,353
JEEZ.
531
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,793
THERE.
START PUMPING.
532
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,528
ALRIGHT!
TO JESS!
533
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:09,762
TO JESS.
TO JESS.
534
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:10,963
YEAH.
535
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:14,066
YOU AND SPRINGSTEEN --
THE WORKING MAN'S HERO.
536
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,503
YOU READY TO GO ON?
ONLY IF BRIAN RALLIES.
537
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,438
WHAT'S WRONG, BRIAN?
I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
538
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,672
IT'S HIS HEARTBURN AGAIN.
539
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,908
I TOLD YOU, DUDE.
IT'S YOUR CITRUS INTAKE.
540
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,075
STOP EATING ORANGES.
541
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:32,018
RORY, YOU'VE GOT TO DO ME
A BIG FAVOR.
542
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,152
NAME IT.
543
00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,821
YOUNG CHUI'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
544
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,290
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
545
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,359
IF YOU SEE
ANY UNATTACHED GIRLS
546
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,228
WHO WOULD GO
FOR A VERY AVAILABLE,
547
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,597
NEEDY, SELF-DELUSIONAL GUY,
SEND THEM YOUNG CHUI'S WAY.
548
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,733
I'LL KEEP A LOOKOUT.
LANE...
549
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:49,769
OH, MY GOD, THIS IS IT!
KNOCK 'EM DEAD.
550
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,839
BRIAN, YOU WITH US?
I'VE FORGOTTEN
HOW TO PLAY THE BASS.
551
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:56,142
PERFECT.
BRIAN, YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS.
USE YOUR INHALER.
552
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,045
DON'T FORGET THAT THE HAIR AND
FINGERNAILS ON JOHN ENTWISTLE
553
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,047
WERE STILL GROWING
WHEN THEY REPLACED HIM.
554
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,383
YOU'RE GONNA REPLACE ME?
WE'RE NOT GONNA
REPLACE YOU. JUST RELAX.
555
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:08,387
COME ON, LET'S GO!
YEAH. COME ON! ROCK 'N' ROLL!
556
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,156
ZACK, START.
557
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,991
SOMEONE'S GOTTA
INTRODUCE US.
558
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,226
RORY, INTRODUCE US.
ME, WHY ME?
559
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,128
COME ON, LET'S GO!
560
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,064
YEAH, CRANK IT!
GO, GO!
561
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:22,068
ALRIGHT, UH, NOW,
WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME TUNES?
562
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,403
YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH!
563
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,673
OKAY, GOOD,
THERE'S A CONSENSUS.
564
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,141
HERE THEY ARE, STARS HOLLOW'S
ROCKINGEST BAND --
565
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,977
ALTHOUGH THEY'RE NOT
ALL FROM STARS HOLLOW,
566
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:34,881
BUT THEY PRACTICE THERE,
SO WE CONSIDER THEM OUR OWN --
567
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,149
HERE THEY ARE --
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
568
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:41,153
THE CHOPS --
FOLLOW THEM TO
THE EDGE OF THE DESERT.
569
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,523
THE [ COUGHS, MUMBLES ]
570
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,124
[ LAUGHTER ]
571
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,527
[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
572
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,436
YEAH?
TURNDOWN.
573
00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,138
COME ON IN.
574
00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:00,239
HELLO, THERE.
575
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:02,942
THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
576
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:04,844
LUKE!
LORELAI!
577
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:07,179
WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU INVITED US. REMEMBER?
578
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,849
US? OH, HEY, HI, NICOLE.
579
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,551
THERE'S THE US.
HI, LORELAI.
580
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,053
I DON'T USUALLY DO
THIS TURNDOWN SERVICE.
581
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,288
I DID WHEN I STARTED,
MANY MOONS AGO,
582
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,024
BUT THAT'S
WHEN I WAS A MAID.
583
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,059
WOW, YOU GUYS ARE HERE.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
584
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:23,329
I REMEMBER INVITING YOU.
IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE HERE.
585
00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:25,965
BUT WHEN I TOLD MICHEL
I'D DO THE TURNDOWN SERVICE,
586
00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:28,434
IT MUST'VE SLIPPED HIS MIND
THAT YOU WERE HERE.
587
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,469
PAW PAW FELL IN HER WATER DISH
WHAT?
588
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,739
I'LL DO THIS
AND GET OUTTA YOUR WAY.
589
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,441
HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
YEAH, WE CAN DO ALL THIS.
590
00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:39,445
YOU'RE OUR GUESTS, YOU DESERVE
TO GET WHAT YOU'RE PAYING FOR.
591
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:43,750
WE'RE NOT PAYING.
NO, NO, BUT THIS IS WHERE
YOU START PAYING...IN SWEAT.
592
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,251
WHAT?
"FAME", RIGHT?
593
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:49,522
YEAH, DEBBIE ALLEN. "IN SWEAT."
I LOVED HOW SHE SAID THAT.
594
00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,190
LET'S SEE.
YOU NEED TOWELS.
595
00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:55,728
YOU CAN JUST GIVE THEM TO ME.
OKAY, HERE ARE YOUR TOWELS.
596
00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:59,766
AND LET ME SEE -- OH,
I'LL DRAW YOUR CURTAINS CLOSED.
597
00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,235
WHAT ELSE, WHAT ELSE?
598
00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:05,805
IT'S BEEN A LITTLE WHILE
SINCE I'VE DONE THIS.
599
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,940
WANT A FIRE?
I DON'T KNOW, NICOLE?
600
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:11,310
A FIRE WOULD BE NICE.
OKAY, I'LL LIGHT IT FOR YOU.
601
00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:14,914
WE HAVE THESE NEW LOG BAGS NOW.
MAKES IT REAL EASY.
602
00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:17,984
YEAH.
603
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,152
OKAY.
604
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,789
[ CHUCKLES ]
605
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:26,225
SO...NOTHING LIKE A FIRE
ON A COLD NIGHT LIKE THIS, HUH?
606
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,760
MM-HMM.
607
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:31,163
[ CLICKING ]
I'M NOT HAVING MUCH LUCK HERE.
608
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:35,367
AND, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT --
WE -- WE LAID OFF THE PERSON
609
00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,004
WHO WAS ABLE TO LIGHT
THESE THINGS, NO PROBLEM.
610
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,039
WE LAID HIM OFF
BECAUSE OF A FIRE.
611
00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:42,341
IT'S OKAY.
FORGET IT. I CAN LIGHT IT.
612
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:44,376
OKAY. OH, WHAT ELSE?
613
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:47,313
LET'S SEE.
OH, UM, WELL, TURNDOWN.
614
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,982
I NEED TO TURN DOWN THE BED.
REALLY, LORELAI...
615
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,885
OH, NO, NO.
UP, UP, UP.
616
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:56,288
OKAY, I'LL GET YOU
ALL SETTLED HERE,
617
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,556
NICE AND COMFY.
618
00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:01,093
STRAIGHT LINES
WITH THESE COVERS HERE.
619
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,962
PILLOWS NICE AND PLUMP.
620
00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:05,231
AND A COUPLE
OF PILLOW MINTS.
621
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,333
THERE YOU GO.
YOU'RE ALL READY TO --
622
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,769
YOU'RE ALL READY
FOR YOUR EVENING.
GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.
623
00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:11,003
YES, GREAT, LORELAI.
624
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,239
YOU'RE ALL SET. CALL IF
YOU NEED ANYTHING
625
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:14,774
AND...HAVE FUN.
626
00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:20,813
* WHITE RIOT, I WANNA RIOT *
627
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,949
* WHITE RIOT,
A RIOT OF MY OWN *
628
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:25,551
* WHITE RIOT, I WANNA RIOT *
629
00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:27,720
* WHITE RIOT,
A RIOT OF MY OWN *
630
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:30,189
[ CHEERING ]
631
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:35,795
THANKS. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A SHORT
BREAK, AND THEN WE'LL BE BACK.
632
00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:37,630
GUYS, THAT WAS AMAZING!
633
00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:39,799
REALLY, IT WAS AWESOME!
THANKS.
634
00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:43,469
YOU DID GOOD, BUT YOU GOT CLOSE
TO ME WHEN YOU WERE SINGING.
635
00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:47,807
I GOT AS CLOSE AS I HAD TO.
YOUR NOSE TOUCHED MY CHEEK.
THAT'S TOO CLOSE.
636
00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:50,777
GUYS, COME ON,
JUST BE HAPPY.
637
00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,579
WE PLAYED,
AND WE DIDN'T SUCK, RIGHT?
638
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,181
YEAH, IT WAS GOOD.
639
00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:56,849
COME ON, LET'S
SPREAD THE WORD --
640
00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:58,918
ALL DRINKS
ON COASTERS, PLEASE.
641
00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:01,120
THE COASTERS ARE THERE
TO BE USED, GUYS.
642
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:04,556
DAVE, WHAT'S WRONG?
I MEAN, WE TOTALLY ROCKED.
643
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,225
WE SOUNDED GREAT.
THEN WHAT IS IT?
644
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:08,260
THIS YOUNG CHUI
THING'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
645
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:09,696
WHY?
WHY?
646
00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:12,398
LANE, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
BREAK UP WITH HIM?
647
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,867
IT'S COMPLICATED. YOUNG CHUI'S
VERY SENSITIVE RIGHT NOW.
648
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:16,335
I'M SORRY
BUT I DON'T CARE.
649
00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:18,370
IF YOU GOT TO KNOW HIM,
YOU'D UNDERSTAND.
650
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:22,241
I WANT HIM TO BREAK UP WITH YOU
SO I CAN TAKE YOU TO PROM.
651
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,744
HE'S ACTING LIKE
HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU.
WELL...
652
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,578
IS HE?
KIND OF.
653
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,114
KIND OF?
APPARENTLY TOTALLY.
654
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:31,017
HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU,
THAT'S WHY HE WON'T BREAK UP,
655
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,852
SO HE TAKES YOU
TO YOUR PROM.
656
00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:35,287
HE KNOWS YOUR MOM LIKES HIM
AND WE'RE OUTTA TIME.
657
00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,489
WE'RE NOT OUTTA TIME.
PROM'S IN TWO WEEKS.
658
00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:40,893
I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN, I SWEAR.
IT'S TOO LATE.
659
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,929
I'LL SEE YOU
FOR THE NEXT SET.
660
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,764
DAVE!
661
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,032
SO, WHAT NOW?
662
00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:48,267
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
663
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,401
GO WHERE?
ANYWHERE.
664
00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:50,602
IT'S EARLY.
IT'S BORING.
665
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,839
JESS, WE CAN'T JUST GO.
YES, WE CAN.
666
00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:54,140
THE BAND'S PLAYING
ANOTHER SET.
667
00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:56,776
THEY CAN DO IT WITHOUT US.
I DON'T WANNA LEAVE.
668
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,510
COME ON.
TRY TO HAVE FUN.
669
00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:01,047
TALK, MINGLE.
I DON'T WANNA
TALK TO ANYBODY ELSE.
670
00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:02,581
I DON'T LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.
671
00:28:02,648 --> 00:28:04,984
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE.
672
00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,720
I NEED TO STAY HERE
FOR LANE. COME ON.
673
00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:12,624
GLOOMY.
WE'LL GO
WHEN THEY GET DONE PLAYING.
674
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,360
SURE, GRANDPA.
RORY...
675
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,662
WE'LL GO THEN.
I PROMISE.
676
00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:20,466
HEY, YOU DROP A CHIP,
YOU PICK IT UP.
677
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,269
IT'S COMMON COURTESY, FOLKS.
678
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:34,446
HI, GUYS.
679
00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:35,681
HEY.
HEY.
680
00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:37,483
WHAT DID YOU THINK
OF LANE'S BAND?
681
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,753
I LIKED THEM, ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T
RECOGNIZE MOST OF THE SONGS.
682
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,588
SHE'S NOT
A MUSIC FREAK LIKE YOU.
683
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:44,623
WE CAN'T ALL BE FREAKS.
TRUE.
684
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:49,261
WHAT KINDA MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?
I DON'T KNOW, MICHELLE BRANCH,
MATCHBOX TWENTY.
685
00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:50,963
JEEZ.
686
00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:53,565
I LIKE THEM, TOO.
I LIKE ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
687
00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:56,268
YOU USED TO GO TO OUR SCHOOL.
HE STILL GOES.
688
00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:58,604
REALLY? I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU AROUND MUCH.
689
00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:01,407
ARE YOU THE ATTENDANCE MONITOR?
690
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:04,543
I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT
THE HELL'S HOLDING UP THIS LINE?
691
00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:05,912
HE'S NOT FEELING WELL.
692
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,647
THAT'S TOO BAD.
WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
693
00:29:08,714 --> 00:29:10,449
BYE.
BYE.
694
00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:17,389
HEY, LANE, THERE'S
SOME GUY LOOKING FOR YOU.
GOOD. WHERE?
695
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,796
[ SIGHS ]
696
00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:25,965
GIMLI THE DWARF
IS RIDING HIS HORSE
697
00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:29,035
AND LEGOLAS GRABS THE STRAPS
AND SWINGS HIMSELF ON IT.
698
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,437
DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME!
699
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:34,506
ANY MORE LEFT IN THAT THING?
PLENTY. FOAM OR NO FOAM?
700
00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,809
ANYTHING YOU HAND ME, KYLE,
I'M DOWNING.
701
00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:40,646
[ CHUCKLES ]
702
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,448
VERY REFRESHING.
703
00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:46,718
AT THE END WHEN THE TREE'S ON
FIRE AND HE PUTS HIMSELF OUT IN
THE FLOOD.
704
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,587
[ LAUGHTER ]
705
00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:50,422
HI. SORRY I'M LATE.
706
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:52,925
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT LATE.
I WAS RIGHT ON TIME,
707
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:55,794
BUT THEN I REMEMBERED
I LEFT THE CASHBOX IN THE CAR.
708
00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:58,564
I'M NOT USED TO HAVING TO
CARRY A CASHBOX.
709
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,266
SO I WENT BACK
AND GOT IT.
710
00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,201
I WAS CARRYING IT
BY THE HANDLE,
711
00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:03,669
AND THE STUPID THING
FLEW OPEN,
712
00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:07,806
AND MONEY FLEW EVERYWHERE,
AND I MAY HAVE LOST 18 BUCKS.
713
00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:10,642
ANYWAY, HERE I AM.
714
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,979
SO, WHERE'S DOUG?
715
00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,613
I BELIEVE
WE SCARED DOUG AWAY.
716
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,148
I LOVE SCARING
THE DOUGS AWAY.
717
00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:18,650
WE WERE TELLING US ABOUT
THESE RIDICULOUS DOCK FEES.
718
00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,286
WE GOT
WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
719
00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,121
A FINAL QUOTE
FROM THE YACHT OWNER,
720
00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:25,291
WHO THEN REMEMBERS HE FAILED TO
MENTION AN EXORBITANT DOCK FEE.
721
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:27,159
UNBELIEVABLE.
AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY.
722
00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:30,329
I MADE CALLS AND I'VE
SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO GET AROUND
IT.
723
00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:33,499
BUT FIRST, LET ME BRING IN
A STUDENT FROM THE SENIOR CLASS,
724
00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:36,568
WHO WANTED TO GIVE HER OWN
THOUGHTS ABOUT THE YACHT TRIP.
725
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:38,905
COME ON IN.
726
00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:40,439
[ SIGHS ]
Oh, no.
727
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:41,974
PARIS GELLER.
728
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,475
LADIES, THANK YOU
FOR SEEING ME.
729
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,811
I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY
WITH WORK AND HAVE FAMILIES,
730
00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:48,480
SO I APPRECIATE YOUR COURTESY,
AND I'LL MAKE IT BRIEF.
731
00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:51,117
HAVING GRAD NIGHT ON A YACHT
IS THE WORST IDEA
732
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,185
SINCE NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN
TOLD ENGLAND,
733
00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:55,854
"DON'T WORRY ABOUT HITLER.
HE'S A STAND-UP CHAP."
734
00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:57,756
FORGET THE INCONVENIENCE
OF BEING AT SEA
735
00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:00,392
WITH GUESTS UNABLE TO LEAVE
IF THE PARTY IS DULL
736
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,528
OR IF THE BAND --
WHICH WILL BE COMPOSED
737
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,130
OF ACCOUNTANTS
WITH SEMI-MULLETS --
738
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:06,432
DECIDES TO DO A HALF-HOUR
TRIBUTE TO KENNY G.
739
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:09,501
THE SEASICKNESS FACTOR,
ABETTED BY SNUCK-IN FLASKS
740
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,737
AND BADLY COOKED FOOD,
COULD LEAD TO AN EPIDEMIC,
741
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:14,240
WHICH MAY LEAD TO LAWSUITS
THE SCHOOL CAN'T AFFORD.
742
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,542
THESE POINTS CALL
FOR A CHANGE IN VENUE
743
00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,577
TO A HOTEL BALLROOM
OR RESTAURANT FACILITY,
744
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:19,946
SEVERAL OF WHICH I'VE CALLED.
745
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,613
HERE ARE THE RESULTS
OF MY RESEARCH.
746
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,150
I'VE ALSO INCLUDED
A LIST OF MARITIME DISASTERS
747
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,553
FROM THE PAST 50 YEARS --
CAPSIZINGS, ONBOARD FIRES, ETC.
748
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,989
AND TRUST ME. IT'LL PUT YOU
OFF YOUR LUNCH.
749
00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,258
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
AND COOPERATION.
750
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:38,364
SO, MY THOUGHT IS TO DISCUSS
THESE YACHT FEES DIRECTLY
751
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,399
WITH THE YACHT OWNER FIRST.
ABSOLUTELY.
752
00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,868
HELLO, EVERYONE, SORRY I'M LATE.
THAT'S OKAY.
753
00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:46,505
I'M BARBARA EPSTEIN. I TEACH
DRAMA. I'LL BE YOUR FACULTY REP
TONIGHT.
754
00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,507
WELCOME, BARBARA.
I JUST LEFT MAX MEDINA.
755
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,944
HE FILLED ME IN ON EVERYTHING.
THEN WE'LL GET A RUNNING START.
756
00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:53,245
WE'RE DEALING WITH A FEE
757
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,314
THAT WE DON'T WANNA PAY
FOR THIS YACHT.
758
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,749
KEEP GOING, GIRLS.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
759
00:31:57,816 --> 00:31:59,051
OKAY.
760
00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:01,253
JOAN, YOU GOTTA WATCH
THE CASHBOX.
761
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,354
WILL DO.
762
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:10,762
OH, SORRY. I'M JUST --
NEAREST BATHROOM?
763
00:32:10,829 --> 00:32:12,498
THAT WAY, HUH?
764
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:13,699
I'M GONNA GO THIS WAY.
765
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,135
THE FARTHEST ONE
IS THE ONE I'M LOOKING FOR.
766
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:19,271
I TOLD A FRIEND I'D MEET
HER THERE, SO I'LL JUST...
767
00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:27,913
GOTCHA.
768
00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:30,049
Y-YOU SURE DID.
BAD TIME?
769
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:31,450
KIND OF.
770
00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:36,188
BUSY?
REAL BUSY.
771
00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:37,389
YOU'RE AVOIDING ME.
772
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:38,490
NO, I'M NOT.
773
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,826
THEN WHAT'S WITH
THE "I'M BUSY" THING?
774
00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:44,096
I CAN'T BE BUSY?
THAT'S AVOIDING ME,
SAYING YOU'RE BUSY.
775
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:46,198
NO, IT'S DESCRIPTIVE
OF MY CURRENT STATE.
776
00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:49,068
THESE ESSAYS ARE DUE TOMORROW,
I'M WAY BEHIND IN MY READING,
777
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,370
SO I'M EATING MY DAY-OLD
VENDING-MACHINE SANDWICH
778
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,506
AT MY DESK IN MY FUTILE
ATTEMPT TO CATCH UP.
779
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:56,308
TWO ROTATIONS.
WHAT?
780
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:59,245
IT'S IN THE BOOSTER-CLUB BYLAWS,
MY FRIEND. I LOOKED IT UP.
781
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,413
FACULTY ADVISERS
ARE SUPPOSED TO DO
782
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,050
A MINIMUM OF TWO CONSECUTIVE
ROTATIONS WITH THE BOOSTER CLUB,
783
00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,751
AND YOU DID ONLY ONE.
784
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,219
I DID THREE.
WHAT?
785
00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:09,521
I DID THREE.
YOU WENT TO MY THIRD ONE.
786
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:12,358
I DID THE PREVIOUS TWO
YOU WEREN'T AT.
787
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:15,194
I'M ASSUMING
YOU HAVE DOCUMENTATION.
LORELAI...
788
00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:17,429
WITH LORELAI GILMORE,
IT'S "TRUST BUT VERIFY."
789
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,465
I'M SURE I COULD
SCROUNGE UP A WITNESS.
790
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,633
WHY'D YOU TREAT ME
WEIRD AT THE MEETING?
791
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,902
I TREATED YOU
WITH RESPECT AND KINDNESS.
792
00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:25,237
THAT'S WHY IT WAS WEIRD.
793
00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:27,506
IT'S HOW YOU TREATED
TERRY AND JOAN, TOO.
794
00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,408
DID YOU ALSO KISS
TERRY AND JOAN?
795
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:32,411
I DID, AND DOUG.
HE WAS THE BEST.
796
00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:35,214
MAX.
I WAS PLAYING IT COOL.
YOU WERE, TOO.
797
00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:37,149
I WAS JUST FOLLOWING SUIT.
798
00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:39,485
NO, I WAS PLAYING IT COOL
BECAUSE YOU WERE
799
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:43,089
AND I'M THE TREASURER, I GOTTA
BE COOL OR IT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
800
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,557
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
10 FEET.
801
00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:46,658
10 FEET?
802
00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,294
THAT'S A SAFE DISTANCE FOR US,
803
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,262
THE MORE FURNITURE
IN BETWEEN, THE BETTER.
804
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:51,597
I'M NOT GONNA ATTACK YOU.
805
00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:54,032
I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT ME.
806
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,135
THERE ARE PEOPLE
STILL WALKING THE HALLS,
807
00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:58,370
THIS IS MY WORKPLACE,
I CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE
808
00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:01,840
FOR WHAT I DO AROUND YOU. YOU'RE
LIKE A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE
809
00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:04,676
THAT CASTS SOME KINDA SPELL
ON ME, MAKES ME ACT STUPID!
810
00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:08,147
I'M NOT STUPID. I DON'T ACT
STUPID WITH ANYONE ELSE!
811
00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:11,150
WE'RE TOO CLOSE AGAIN!
I DIDN'T BRING A TAPE MEASURE!
812
00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:12,818
I'M NOT GOOD
AT JUDGING DISTANCES.
813
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,186
YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT.
814
00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:16,222
IT'S A LITTLE BIGGER
THAN A BASKETBALL PLAYER.
815
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:18,524
KEEP A REALLY BIG
BASKETBALL PLAYER BETWEEN US.
816
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:21,427
I BET THERE'S A SENTENCE THAT'S
NEVER BEEN UTTERED BEFORE.
817
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,732
THERE ARE OTHER COMPLICATIONS
WITH THIS WHOLE THING.
818
00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,901
JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU.
WHAT OTHER COMPLICATIONS?
819
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:33,805
I WAS SEEING SOMEONE IN
CALIFORNIA. THERE, I SAID IT.
820
00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:36,275
YOU MEAN, YOU WEREN'T LIVING
LIKE A TRAPPIST MONK
821
00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:38,577
WHILE YOU WERE IN CALIFORNIA?
THAT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU?
822
00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:42,314
MAX, WE WEREN'T TOGETHER.
I'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEONE, TOO.
823
00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:44,916
I WOULD PROBABLY STILL
BE SEEING DIANE
824
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:48,820
IF I HADN'T MOVED BACK HERE.
THAT'S SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.
825
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:51,457
YOU CAN'T DATE ANYONE NOW
BECAUSE IF YOU'D STAYED IN
826
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:54,059
CALIFORNIA YOU MIGHT
STILL BE DATING DIANE?
827
00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:56,695
YES -- NO. OHHH.
828
00:34:56,762 --> 00:35:00,266
DO YOU WANT AN ASPIRIN?
I PROBABLY HAVE A TIC TAC.
829
00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,301
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TEASED YOU
WITH THAT ASPIRIN.
830
00:35:02,368 --> 00:35:07,005
I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH GOING TO
PRETEND TO IGNORE THE KISS.
831
00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:08,174
WASN'T THAT THE DEAL?
832
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,143
WE HAD A DEAL?
I DON'T REMEMBER A DEAL.
833
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,612
YOU HAD YOUR SHOT, OKAY?
834
00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,947
YOU HAD THE RING,
AND YOU SAID NO.
835
00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:17,849
YES, I DID.
836
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,719
AND YOU SAID THAT
THAT WAS RIGHT FOR YOU, TOO.
837
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,989
YOU WENT TO STANFORD. YOU DATED
DIANE. IT WAS RIGHT FOR US.
838
00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:25,957
WELL, WHAT IS THIS NOW,
RIGHT HERE?
839
00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:29,161
IT'S US.
* TA-DA *
840
00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:30,596
WELL, US NEED TO STAY APART.
841
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:34,166
OH, MAX, WE HAD A WHOLE COUNTRY
BETWEEN US FOR A YEAR.
842
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:38,304
THAT'S LIKE 11,000 BASKETBALL
PLAYERS LYING END-TO-END,
843
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,772
AND YET HERE WE ARE.
WE CAN'T AVOID EACH OTHER.
844
00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:44,042
I THOUGHT I WAS OVER YOU
AND IT WAS SAFE TO RETURN
845
00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:45,744
BUT, NO, NOT THE DEAL.
I JUST --
846
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:49,348
I THINK WE SHOULD STAY APART
AND NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN.
847
00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:50,716
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
848
00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:51,850
NO, IT'S NOT.
849
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:54,986
I'LL BE AT THE CHILTON
GRADUATION. SO WILL YOU.
850
00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:58,857
I'LL SIT BEHIND A TREE.
WE COULD RUN INTO EACH OTHER
IN A DRUGSTORE AGAIN.
851
00:35:58,924 --> 00:36:01,092
I'M GOING TO ORDER
ALL MY DRUGS ONLINE.
852
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,196
IF MY CAR BREAKS DOWN
NEXT TO YOURS, WILL YOU STOP?
853
00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,798
I WILL STOP,
KEEP MY EYES STRAIGHT FORWARD,
854
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,834
CALL A GARAGE,
AND STAY IN MY CAR
855
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:12,238
WITH THE RADIO ON LOUD TILL
THEY COME, AND THEN I'M GONE.
856
00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:13,539
[ SIGHS ]
857
00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:17,843
AND I SAY WE START BEING
APART...RIGHT NOW.
858
00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:20,011
OKAY.
859
00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,380
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
860
00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:24,483
THIS IS WHAT I WANT.
861
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,385
AND WHEN I WALK OUT THAT DOOR,
862
00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,620
IT COULD BE
THE LAST TIME WE MEET.
863
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,357
OKAY.
864
00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:34,025
I'LL ABIDE BY YOUR WISHES.
865
00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,695
GOODBYE, LORELAI.
866
00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:37,963
GOODBYE, MAX.
867
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:51,610
YOU SAID YOU WERE LEAVING.
MY CAR IS THAT WAY.
868
00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:53,645
I GOTTA GO
THAT WAY, TOO.
AFTER YOU.
869
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:56,615
TWO SECONDS, WE'VE ALREADY
RUN INTO EACH OTHER.
DOESN'T COUNT.
870
00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:06,425
YOUNG CHUI, HAVE YOU SEEN JESS?
I THINK I SAW HIM GO UPSTAIRS.
871
00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:07,993
HAVE YOU SEEN LANE?
872
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:11,530
NOT FOR A WHILE. PROBABLY WITH
THE BAND. WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE?
873
00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:13,299
I DON'T WANNA LOSE
THESE SEATS.
874
00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:15,301
RIGHT, RIGHT.
875
00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:21,773
IT'S JUST ME AND MARSHALL,
MOM, HONEST.
876
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,676
OKAY,
KISS UNCLE NEWTIE FOR ME.
877
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:25,877
BYE.
878
00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:30,849
HEY, KYLE, MIND IF I USE
YOUR PHONE?
AS LONG AS IT'S LOCAL.
879
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,385
OH, IT'S LOCAL DISTANCE.
YEAH, DON'T WORRY.
880
00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:42,528
HELLO, MAMA.
HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
881
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,930
IT'S LANE.
YEAH, LANE.
882
00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:48,300
NOTHING'S WRONG. IN FACT, I'M
FEELING PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW.
883
00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,736
HAD A BEER AND A HALF --
NICE, COLD BEER --
884
00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:54,373
AND I JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU
I'M DRUMMING IN A BAND TONIGHT
885
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,007
AT A PARTY,
AND WE ROCKED.
886
00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:58,844
WE WERE THE CLASH
AND RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
887
00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:00,612
AND NIRVANA COMBINED.
888
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:02,514
AND I'M IN LOVE
WITH DAVE RYGALSKI.
889
00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:06,452
NOT YOUNG CHUI. YOUNG CHUI'S A
SHIP IN THE NIGHT. NOT EVEN A
SHIP.
890
00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:08,787
HE'S A LITTLE TUGBOAT
TOOTING ALONG.
891
00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,856
I'M NOT GOING
TO THE PROM WITH HIM.
892
00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:14,259
I'M GOING WITH DAVE,
BECAUSE WE ROCK TOGETHER, MAMA.
893
00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:16,362
THE CHARADE IS OVER.
894
00:38:16,428 --> 00:38:18,330
HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
895
00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:19,831
WHAT I SHOULD'VE
DONE MONTHS AGO.
896
00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:22,668
THAT WAS NOT YOUR MOTHER.
TELL ME THAT WASN'T YOUR MOTHER.
897
00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:26,271
OH, THAT WAS THE MOTHER.
I AM LIBERATED, MY FRIEND.
898
00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:28,407
YOU'RE DRUNK.
NO, I'M -- AM I?
899
00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:30,709
WE'RE GOING ON IN 5 MINUTES.
CAN YOU PLAY?
900
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,778
I CAN HIT THE STICKS
ON THOSE BRUMS.
901
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,581
GREAT, GREAT,
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DRUMS?
902
00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:37,916
DAVE.
903
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:49,428
THERE YOU ARE.
HEY.
904
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:50,829
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
905
00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:53,665
I JUST GOT TIRED
OF EVERYTHING DOWN THERE.
906
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,535
ARE WE ALLOWED
TO BE UP HERE?
907
00:38:56,602 --> 00:38:58,303
KYLE WAS
KIND OF DISCOURAGING IT.
908
00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:02,073
WHEN YOU HAVE A PARTY,
YOU GET WHAT YOU GET.
YEAH, I GUESS.
909
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,710
SAD BOY. WHAT'S WRONG?
910
00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:07,278
YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD
TO THIS PARTY. WHAT HAPPENED?
911
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,915
NOTHING.
SOMETHING DID.
912
00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,717
COME ON, TELL ME.
913
00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,823
YOU'RE NOT TIRED OF ME,
ARE YOU?
914
00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:24,430
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD ANSWER.
915
00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:57,596
JESS, WAIT.
916
00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:00,966
JESS.
917
00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:02,901
MMM. WAIT.
918
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,505
[ SIGHS ]
919
00:40:08,707 --> 00:40:09,575
JESS!
920
00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:11,510
[ SCOFFS ]
JEEZ!
921
00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:13,712
NOT HERE! NOT NOW!
FINE!
922
00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:15,647
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
NOTHING!
923
00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:17,148
SOMEONE COULD'VE WALKED
IN THAT DOOR!
924
00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:19,417
AND SANTA CLAUS COULD COME
DOWN THE CHIMNEY! WHATEVER.
925
00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:22,320
YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA
HAPPEN LIKE THIS, RIGHT?
926
00:40:22,387 --> 00:40:24,355
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I THINK.
JESS --
927
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:30,095
RORY, STOP. JUST STOP IT!
I DIDN'T INVITE YOU HERE. YOU
CAME ON YOUR OWN!
928
00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:31,530
[ Voice breaking ] I --
929
00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:33,164
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID.
930
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:36,902
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
931
00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:38,604
RORY!
932
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,038
EXCUSE ME. SORRY.
933
00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:42,240
RORY, ARE YOU OKAY?
934
00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:44,442
YES -- NO. I DON'T KNOW.
935
00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:46,011
WHAT HAPPENED?
936
00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:47,378
[ SNIFFLES ]
937
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,780
FIGURES.
938
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,618
DEAN, NO!
939
00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:57,923
FIGHT!
940
00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:14,506
STOP IT, GUYS!
941
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:16,708
STOP IT!
942
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,076
YOUNG CHUI, WE GOTTA TALK.
943
00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:20,311
DON'T TOUCH ME, DAVE.
I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH YOU.
944
00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:23,582
I THINK IT'S TIME WE HAD A TALK
ABOUT THE LANE SITUATION.
945
00:41:23,649 --> 00:41:26,251
JUST A TALK?
WE'LL KEEP IT FRIENDLY, HONEST.
946
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,819
OKAY.
947
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:29,420
GET OFF ME!
I'M TRYING.
948
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,122
[ CYMBAL CRASHES ]
949
00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:32,357
BOGUS.
950
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:34,059
BREAK IT UP!
951
00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:38,764
HEY, KNOCK IT OFF.
952
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,919
GUYS, JUST STOP IT!
953
00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:03,088
LET GO OF ME!
954
00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:07,826
COPS.
955
00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:10,829
OH, NO, MAN, IS THAT...
956
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:12,397
"BOY WITH TOOTHACHE."
957
00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:13,832
OH, YOU'RE DEAD.
958
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:21,907
OKAY, DUMP YOUR CUPS
AND GO HOME.
959
00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:23,108
NOW!
960
00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:27,312
JESS...
961
00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:37,923
[ LANE RETCHING ]
962
00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:41,827
LANE!
963
00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,194
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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