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I'D SAY MORE LIKE FOUR.
WHAT? IT HAS NOT BEEN FOUR YEARS

SINCE WE STEPPED FOOT
INSIDE OUR GARAGE.

IT WAS WHEN WE GOT THE JEEP.
THAT WASN'T --
YES, IT WAS.

AND WE ONLY GOT
AS FAR AS OPENING THE DOOR

BEFORE SOMETHING FLEW OUT
SCARING YOU.

YES, IT SCARED ME
WHILE YOU STOOD BY

LIKE DR. DOLITTLE CHATTING
WITH THE BAT.

IT WAS A BAT, WASN'T IT?
WEARING AN OZZFEST T-SHIRT,
I BELIEVE.

WILL THE MAN NEVER BE ABLE
TO LIVE THAT DOWN?

WELL, JOE NAMATH WILL FOREVER
BE WEARING PANTYHOSE.

TRUE. VERY TRUE.
SO WHAT DO WE DO
ABOUT THE BAT CAVE?

WE DID PROMISE LANE THAT
HER BAND COULD REHEARSE HERE.
YES, WE DID.

AND THEY'LL NEED TO
GET IN THERE TO DO SO.

SO I GUESS
WE'RE GOING IN.
I GUESS WE ARE.

ALRIGHT.
ON THREE.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

AAH!
WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!

THOSE ARE THE BOXES
FROM OUR ATTIC

YOU WERE TO GIVE
AWAY TWO YEARS AGO!
WHAT?

I SPENT THREE DAYS BOXING ALL
THE STUFF IN THE ATTIC.

YOU WERE GONNA CALL
SOMEONE TO PICK THEM UP.

THE GUY DIDN'T SHOW.

HE DIDN'T?
NO, I DON'T THINK.

UNBELIEVABLE.

I GOT BORED AFTER SITTING
THERE TWO HOURS.

I LEFT A NOTE SAYING
THE STUFF WAS IN THE GARAGE

AND HE COULD LEAVE A RECEIPT.

THESE GUYS AREN'T ALLOWED
TO GO INTO SOMEONE'S GARAGE.

THE NOTE SAID IT WAS OKAY.
HOW DID HE KNOW
THE NOTE WAS AUTHENTIC?

I WROTE IT ON POWERPUFF GIRLS
STATIONERY.

WHO'D HE THINK WAS SETTING
HIM UP, HELLO KITTY?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

THESE ARE SOUVENIRS FROM
OUR LIFE'S JOURNEY.

THIS IS NOT JUNK.
THIS IS JUNK, AND THAT
OVER THERE IS JUNK.

ALRIGHT, BASICALLY EVERYTHING
I'M LOOKING AT IS, YEAH, JUNK.

WE'RE PACK RATS.

WE'RE SANFORD AND SON.

BYE-BYE.
[ GASPS ]

WAIT!
WHAT?

HUG-A-WORLD!
WHAT?

HUG-A-WORLD.
IT'S MY HUG-A-WORLD.

WHERE'S THE WORLD?
IT'S FADED.

OH, WAIT,
I CAN SEE SOMETHING.

CANADA.
CANADA. NICE. OKAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THROWING IT OUT.

YOU CAN'T THROW OUT HUG-A-WORLD.
I'M NOT THROWING OUT
HUG-A-WORLD.

I'M THROWING OUT HUG-A-CANADA.
I LEARNED MY SEVEN CONTINENTS
ON HUG-A-WORLD.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
WE USED TO SQUEEZE IT
AS TIGHT AS WE COULD,

AND WHEREVER OUR PINKIES
WOULD END UP,

THAT'S WHERE
WE WERE GOING TO GO TOGETHER.

MANY TRIPS TO UZBEKISTAN
WAS PLANNED THAT WAY.

WE CAN CLEAN HIM
AND KEEP HIM.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
THANK YOU.

IF I CLEAN UP HUG-A-WORLD DOES
THAT CANCEL OUT ME NOT
GETTING RID OF THE BOXES?

I'LL CONSIDER IT A WASH.

HOW ABOUT IF I CHASE IT
AND BRING IT BACK?

HUG-A-WORLD WOULD LIKE
TO SEE THE WORLD.
IT'S MOVING.

THERE'S SOMETHING LIVING THERE
BESIDES CANADIANS.

I HUGGED IT REALLY TIGHT.
YES, YOU DID.

I HAVE TO SHOWER.
HEY, WHAT ABOUT
THE REST OF THE GARAGE?!

RORY!

HEY, HOW ABOUT IF LANE'S BAND
REHEARSES IN THE KITCHEN?

WE DON'T USE THAT, EITHER.

* IF YOU'RE OUT
ON THE ROAD *

* FEELIN' LONELY
AND SO COLD *

* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS CALL MY NAME *

* AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN *

* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *

* IF YOU NEED *
* IF YOU NEED *

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *

* I WILL FOLLOW *
* OH, OH, OH *

* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *

* ANYWHERE
THAT YOU TELL ME TO *

* IF YOU NEED *
* IF YOU NEED *

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *

* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *

[ LOUD BANGING ]

CAN I TAKE --
[ SAW WHIZZING ]

CAN I TA--
[ SAW WHIZZING ]

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

WHAT CAN I --
[ SAW WHIZZING ]

THAT'S IT.

I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED
A CARVED ARCH ABOVE THE DOOR.

THAT'S A BLUEPRINT, TAYLOR.

YES, TOM, I KNOW IT'S
A BLUEPRINT, BUT --

TAYLOR.
ONE SECOND, LUKE.

I KNOW, BUT IF I DON'T SEE
AN ARCHWAY HERE,

THEN I DON'T EXPECT TO SEE
AN ARCHWAY THERE.

IF I DON'T SEE
AN ARCHWAY THERE,

YOU WON'T SEE A PAYCHECK.
ARE WE CLEAR?

GET AWAY FROM
MY SAW, TAYLOR.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

I'M RENOVATING YOUR BUILDING.
YOU KNOW THAT.

I ALSO KNOW THAT THE RENOVATION

IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING ON
OVER THERE INSIDE THE BUILDING.

THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM TO MOVE
AROUND IF YOU TURN SIDEWAYS.
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE.

I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO MAKE
THE NECESSARY RENOVATIONS

TO THE BUILDING THAT I'M
PAYING GOOD MONEY TO LEASE.

IF ANY OTHER PERSON
PULLED A STUNT LIKE THIS

IN FRONT OF YOUR MARKET,
YOU'D HAVE THEM ARRESTED.

I HAVE ACQUIRED ALL
THE NECESSARY PERMITS

TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING,

AND ALL OF THIS HAS BEEN
LOOKED OVER AND APPROVED

BY THE TOWN MAGISTRATE.
YOU'RE THE TOWN MAGISTRATE!

IF YOU HAVE
ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT ME,

YOU MAY TAKE THEM UP
WITH ME.

GET HIM AWAY FROM MY SAW.
GET HIM AWAY FROM MY DINER.

I NOTICEDYOU HAVEN'T RETURNED
ANY OF MY LAWYER'S CALLS
ABOUT THE LEASE AGREEMENT.

WE'VE TO SET UP AN APPOINTMENT
TO SEE THAT THOSE PAPERS
GET SIGNED.

I'M NOT GOING
THROUGH ANY LAWYER.

YOU WANT THOSE PAPERS SIGNED,
YOU WALK THEM OVER TO ME.

THEN I'LL SIGN THEM.
LUKE, THIS IS BUSINESS.

IT NEEDS TO BE DONE
PROPERLY AND LEGALLY.

IT'S A STANDARD LEASE FORM.
I BOUGHT IT AT OFFICE DEPOT.

ALL THE MORE REASON TO HAVE
A PROFESSIONAL TAKE
A LITTLE LOOK-SEE.

THERE'S A REASON THEY SAY GOOD
LAWYERS MAKE FOR GOOD NEIGHBORS.

WHO THE HELL SAID THAT?
OH, EVERYBODY SAYS THAT.

OKAY, NOW BACK TO WORK.

TOM, LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK
AT THIS ARCHWAY, SHALL WE?

GET AWAY FROM
MY SAW, TAYLOR.

I ALREADY TALKED TO THE
NEIGHBORS.

KEEP THE DOORS CLOSED,
AND THE MUSIC MUST STOP BY 8:00.

I'VE TO BE HOME BY 6:00.

WE'LL BE DONE BY 8:00.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
I WON'T.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
LORELAI. OKAY.

UH, SO, UM, RORY
SHOWED YOU THE KEY.

YOU'RE WELCOME TO ANYTHING IN
THE KITCHEN, WHICH IS NOTHING,

BUT THE WATER'S YOURS
FOR THE TAKING.

JUST REPLACE THE BOTTLE
IF IT'S OUT.

YOU ASK, I WILL OBEY.
SUPER.

I'M OUT!
HE'S OUT!
I'LL GET YOU SOME MORE!

OH, NO, NO, NO!
I'LL GET IT.
OKAY.

OH, EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU NEED ANY HELP?
NO.

PLEASE?
I'M GOOD, PAMELA DE BARRES.

WHEN DID YOU TURN ON MOMMY?
WHAT? HE'S CUTE.

AND, IF YOU LATCH ON NOW,
YOU'RE TOTALLY ENTITLED

TO HALF OF EVERYTHING WHEN HE
DUMPS YOU AFTER HE'S FAMOUS.

OKAY, UM, SINCE YOU
DON'T NEED ANY HELP,

SIMPLY A NEW PLACE TO LIVE,
I'M GONNA JUST GO.

LISTEN --
YOU'RE BACK.
OKAY, HI.

WE'RE GONNA BE PLAYING
A GIG NEXT MONTH,

AND I THINK YOU'D REALLY
GET INTO IT.
OH, WELL.

I'D LOVE TO
GET INTO IT, ZACK, BUT SEE,

I HAVE THIS MEDICAL CONDITION
WHERE I CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC.
YOU CAN'T?

NO. MY EARS -- THE HOLLOW TUBEY
THING INSIDE IS VERY TINY,

AND IT WILL
LITERALLY EXPLODE

IF I LISTEN TO ANYTHING
LOUD AND MUSICAL.

THAT SUCKS.
I KNOW.

THANKS FOR THE INVITE.
I'M SURE IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

SO, UH, YOU GUYS HAVE
A GOOD REHEARSAL.

I'M GONNA GO ON INSIDE AND WRITE
TO TIPPER -- GREAT GAL.

SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
BYE, PAM.

SHE IS SOME KIND OF FINE.

Brian: ZACK, SOME HELP
WOULD BE GREAT.
RELAX.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS
ARE LETTING US REHEARSE HERE.

YOU CAN THANK US
IN THE LINER NOTES.

RIGHT UNDER OUR LORD
AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST.
GOOD BILLING.

ARE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY PLAYING
A GIG NEXT MONTH?

ABBY BERLAND'S BIRTHDAY.
HER PARENTS ARE LETTING HER
HAVE A BAND.

THAT'D BE GREAT.
CROSS YOUR FINGERS SHE
DOESN'T WRECK THE CAR

AND HER MOTHER DOESN'T CANCEL.
I'LL HIDE THE KEYS MYSELF.

Brian: OKAY, I'M DONE!

Dave: ME TOO.
Zack: LET'S DO THIS.

LISTEN, LANE, WE NEED
TO TALK A SEC.
SURE.

NOW THAT WE FINALLY HAVE
A REAL REHEARSAL SPACE,

WE CAN GET SERIOUS
ABOUT THE SOUND.
ABSOLUTELY.

I'LL NEED YOU TO REALLY
STEP IT UP A LITTLE.
OH.

YOU'VE GOT THE POTENTIAL, BUT
YOU'RE SLOPPY.

I NEED A CLEAN ROLL ON THE TOMS,
BUT POWERFUL LIKE MOON.
OKAY.

I KNOW YOU'RE A GIRL,
BUT YOU NEED TO PLAY LIKE A GUY.

AND IF THAT'S TOO HARD --
THAT'S NOT TOO HARD.

I'LL BE BETTER. I PROMISE.
OKAY.

OKAY, PLEASE TAKE THIS
THE WAY IT'S INTENDED,

BUT I'M GOING TO KICK DAVE
IN THE SHINS REPEATEDLY

FOR THE NEXT HOUR AND A HALF.
WHY?

WHY? DID YOU HEAR THE WAY
HE WAS TALKING TO YOU?

"PLAY LIKE A GUY, LANE."
WELL, CRY LIKE A GIRL, DAVE.

WHAT? WHY ARE YOU
SMILING LIKE THAT?

HE FOOLED YOU.
WHAT?

WE THOUGHT THE OTHERS
MIGHT BE CATCHING ON ABOUT US,

SO WE CAME UP WITH THIS PLAN.
THAT HE BECOME A JERK?

YES. IF THE OTHER GUYS SEE HIM
TALKING DOWN TO ME LIKE THAT,

THEY'LL BE THROWN OFF TRACK.

OKAY, BUT DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU?

NO WAY. BELIEVE ME, HE KNOWS I
PLAY BETTER, HARDER, MOONIER,

THAN ANY GUY THEY COULD POSSIBLY
FIND, PLUS I SMELL BETTER.

OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE
FINE WITH IT.
I AM.

AND ALSO, LANE, I NEED FOUR
STRONG DOWNBEATS,

NOT TWO STRONG ONES
AND TWO WHATEVER ONES.

YOU SET THE TONE, LANE.
IF YOU SUCK, WE SUCK.

GOD, HE'S WONDERFUL.

OKAY, NOW, THIS
IS THE SUMATRA BLEND.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE
SHARPER THAN THE COLOMBIAN.

YOU KNOW,
THIS IS PRETTY MUCH

WHAT I THOUGHT HEAVEN
WOULD LOOK LIKE.

THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN
A UNICORN IN THE CORNER,

BUT BASICALLY,
YEAH, THIS IS IT.

[ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]

UM, SO,

I'VE HAD 15 OF THESE
TINY COFFEES.
YES, YOU HAVE.

AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ALL
OF THIS TASTING IS FREE?
YES.

SO I'M A CHEAP DATE.
THE TASTING IS FREE,

BUT I'VE TO PROMISE
TO STOCK MY COFFEE CHAIN
FROM THIS WAREHOUSE,

SO ACTUALLY IT'S COSTING
ME $11,000 A MONTH.

JEEZ, I HOPE I'M WORTH IT.
SO FAR, SO GOOD.

SO YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT
HILLARY AND JEFF.

RIGHT. WELL, THEY LIVE
WITH THEIR MOM,

BUT I GET THEM QUITE A BIT.

THEY'VE BOTH RECENTLY STARTED
SOCCER BECAUSE APPARENTLY
IT'S THE LAW.

RORY'S STILL GOT AN OUTSTANDING
WARRANT ON THAT.
SO HOW OLD ARE THEY?

SIX AND NINE.
GOOD AGES.

HAVEN'T REALLY HIT
A BAD ONE YET.
ME EITHER.

ALTHOUGH WITH RORY,
I THINK IT'S GONNA BE 43.
REALLY?

NOT SURE WHY.
JUST HAVE THE FEELING THAT'S THE
YEAR SHE'S GETTING THE MOHAWK.

MMM. WE LIKE SHARPER.

WHEN YOU GUYS OPEN YOUR COFFEE
PLACE, THIS MUST BE ON THE MENU.
YEAH?

MMM, THAT'S SHARPER.

SO LET'S SEE.
WE'VE COVERED WORK, KIDS.

SHALL WE MOVE ON TO HOBBIES?

NOT A HOBBY GUY.
HALLELUJAH.

MOST OF THE TIME I'M WORKING,
WITH THE KIDS,

OR I'M CHARMING THE CHICKS
WITH COFFEE.

A FEW TIMES A YEAR
I'LL GO CAMPING OR FISHING.

I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE
THAT STUFF.

OH, YEAH?
ABSOLUTELY.
HOW ABOUT YOU?

OH, THERE'S A REASON THEY CALL
IT THE GREAT OUTDOORS, RIGHT?

I WAS THINKING OF DOING
A LITTLE FISHING THIS SATURDAY.

OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
THERE'S THIS GREAT PLACE --

BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT FISHING.
YOU WANNA COME?
HUH?

I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU.
OH, YEAH, SURE.

THAT WOULD BE NICE.
GREAT, IT'S A DATE.

YES, IT IS A DATE.
IT IS A FISHING DATE.

YOU READY TO TRY ANOTHER?

THERE'S ONE FROM PERU THAT COMES
WITH A SURGEON'S WARNING.

HEY, IF THAT LAST ONE DIDN'T
KILL ME, NOTHING WILL.

BE RIGHT BACK.

RORY! RORY!
THE NUMBERS ARE ALL ADDING UP.

THE PLANETS ARE ALIGNING,
AND I'M GOING TO MY SENIOR PROM.

WHAT?
YES!

HOW?
BECAUSE I'M BRILLIANT.

MY MOM WAS IN A GOOD MOOD
BECAUSE SHE MADE A BIG SALE.

A DINING TABLE AND EIGHT
CHAIRS, NONE OF WHICH MATCH,

THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND
SINCE I WAS FOUR.

I'M GONNA MISS THOSE.
GET OVER IT.

I TOLD HER I REALLY
WANTED TO GO TO THE PROM,

AND I KNOW SHE DOESN'T
APPROVE OF SUCH THINGS,

BUT IF SHE LETS ME GO,
WE'LL DO IT HER WAY.

HER WAY WOULD BE
NOT TO LET YOU GO.
SHE SAID THAT ALSO.

BUT I WENT ON TO CLARIFY
THAT IF SHE LETS ME GO,

SHE'LL GET FULL
DRESS APPROVAL,
FULL CHAPERONE APPROVAL,

I PROMISED NOT TO ACTUALLY
DANCE AT THE PROM,

AND WHATEVER BOY I GO WITH
WILL BE REQUIRED TO ATTEND

FOUR FAMILY DINNERS
BEFORE SHE SIGNS OFF ON HIM
BEING MY ESCORT.

NICE MOVE ON USING THE WORD
ESCORT INSTEAD OF DATE.

THE SUBLIMINAL IS HALF
THE BATTLE, RORY.
GO ON.

SO SHE SAT THERE,
TOOK IT ALL IN,

AND AFTER
A REALLY LONG PAUSE,

SHE LOOKS AT ME
AND SAYS, "MAYBE."

YOU GOT A "MAYBE"
FROM MRS. KIM.

I GOT A "MAYBE"
FROM MRS. KIM!

OKAY, LET'S START
WITH BASE.

RIGHT. NOW, WE'RE TALKING DAVE
TAKING YOU TO THE PROM, RIGHT?

OF COURSE.
MY MOM LOVES HIM.

LAST WEEK SHE LET HIM
SIT IN OUR PEW.
NO.

SHE MADE ME MOVE.
YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED.

I'D BE OFFENDED IF I WEREN'T SO
BUSY DOING A HAPPY DANCE.

IT'S ALL WORKING OUT
SO PERFECTLY.

BY THE TIME SHE SAYS YES,
SHE'LL LOVE HIM EVEN MORE,

AND WHEN I SAY
I'M GOING WITH HIM,

IT'LL BE LIKE SHE
PICKED HIM OUT HERSELF.
YOU'RE BRILLIANT.

HEY, KIRK,
IS THIS WATERPROOF?

WATER-RESISTANT.
THANKS.

SHE ASKED DAVE TO PLAY
THE WEDDING.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY
NON-KOREAN ALLOWED AT
THE KIM FAMILY WEDDINGS.

YOU'VE BEEN TO
SO MANY OF THESE WEDDINGS,

YOU'RE AN HONORARY MEMBER
OF THE CLAN NOW.
I APPRECIATE THAT.

SO, YOUR COUSIN GETTING MARRIED
SATURDAY -- WHAT'S HIS STORY?

JAMES -- VERY QUIET,
KIND OF SKULKY,
COULDN'T MEET ANYONE HERE,

SO HIS FAMILY ARRANGED TO
HAVE A GIRL SHIPPED OVER
FROM THE OLD COUNTRY.

I HOPE THEY CUT AIR HOLES
IN THE BOX.

SHE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH,
AND SHE'S NEVER MET HIM.

THEN SHE'S GONNA
NEED SOME SPARKLES.

OKAY, I THINK THAT'S IT.
LET'S GO.

CAN YOU IMAGINE MARRYING
SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

ARE YOU KIDDING?
USED CLOTHES STILL
SKEEVE ME OUT A LITTLE.

WILL THIS BE ALL?
YES.

I LIKE YOUR DISPLAY, KIRK.
IT IS FUN, ISN'T IT?

OKAY, THAT'S $40.42.

HERE.

I'M ALSO INCLUDING
A FEW SAMPLES --

A FACIAL SCRUB
AND A HONEY MASK --

VERY SOOTHING, VERY HEALING.

THAT'S VERY NICE.

THANK YOU FOR COMING
AND CALL ME AND TELL ME
HOW YOU LIKE THAT MASK.

WE WILL.

OKAY, THE WEDDING'S AT 4:00, SO
HOW ABOUT YOU COME OVER AT 1:00

AND WE'LL GET HER READY?
DEAL.

I FEEL GOOD. I FEEL LIKE
EVERYTHING'S GOING
MY WAY THIS TIME.

I HOPE SO.
I CAN FEEL IT.

LANE KIM IS GOING TO HER PROM.
MAYBE!

DUMB, DUMB, DUMB.
OH, COME ON!

SURE, I FISH. I ALSO BODYSURF
AND WALK ON THE MOON
WITHOUT A SPACE SUIT.

YOU WERE TRYING
TO IMPRESS HIM.
OH.

WHAT OH? YOU LIKE HIM.
I LIKE HIM,
BUT I'M NOT 16.

I DON'T LIE TO GUYS
TO MAKE THEM LIKE ME.

I GOT STUCK WHEN HE
SAID FISHING.

I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE
AND NOT SAY,

"FISHING? GREAT --
COLD, WET, AND SMELLY,

MY THREE FAVORITE THINGS AFTER
THOSE WITCHES FROM 'MACBETH.'"

HONEY, WE ALL DO IT.
WHEN JACKSON AND I
STARTED DATING,

WE WENT TO THISPICKLING
FESTIVAL, HE WORE A SHIRT
WITH A FROG ON IT.

SO I'M TRYING TO MAKE
CONVERSATION.

I SAY, "HEY, CUTE FROG."
HE SAYS, "YOU LIKE FROGS?"

AND I SAY, "I LOVE FROGS."

SO FOR OUR SIX-MONTH
ANNIVERSARY,

HE GIVES ME
A FROG FIGURINE.

AND WHEN CHRISTMAS CAME, HE
GAVE ME ANOTHER FROG FIGURINE.

HE TOLD HIS FAMILY WHAT TO GET
ME, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN --

YOUR FROG COLLECTION.
I'M THE FROG GIRL.

YOU NEVER TOLD HIM
YOU DON'T LOVE FROGS?

NO. HE HAS THE BEST TIME
BUYING THEM FOR ME,

SO I JUST LET HIM BUY THEM.
THAT'S SWEET.

MAYBE I COULD GO
FISHING...MAYBE...ONCE.

TELL ME ABOUT ALEX.
WELL, HE OWNS
AN IRON COMPANY.

THEY DO GATES AND STATUES --
BIG, FANCY STUFF.

HE'S DIVORCED. HE HAS TWO KIDS
HE'S CRAZY ABOUT. HE'S NICE.

HE DRINKS A LOT OF COFFEE.
IT'S ALL GOOD.

SO?

SO...I'M GOING FISHING.
I'M THE FISH GIRL.

[ GASPS ] FROG GIRL WELCOMES YOU
TO THE CLUB!

[ GIGGLES ]

IT'S TIME TO BREAK UP,
BUT HE SEEMS SO HAPPY.
YOU COULD DATE HIS BROTHER.

BUT THAT'S SO BEEN
THERE, DONE THAT.
WE COULD SWITCH.

ISN'T THAT HOW I GOT HIM?
OH, YEAH.

WOW. IT REALLY IS TIME
TO GO TO COLLEGE.

RORY, WHERE IS PARIS?
SHE'S ALMOST 15 MINUTES LATE.

IS SHE?
ALRIGHT. WELL, PERHAPS
WE SHOULD START WITHOUT HER.

YOU CAN CONVENE THE MEETING.
OKAY.

IF EVERYONE WILL TAKE
THEIR SEATS, WE CAN CALL
THIS MEETING TO ORDER.

ALRIGHT, SINCE PARIS
ISN'T HERE --
PARIS IS HERE!

YOU COULDN'T WAIT TO TAKE OVER,
COULD YOU?

TELL IT TO
THE TIMEX SALESMAN.
MY GAVEL, PLEASE.

I CALL THIS MEETING
TO ORDER.

I ALREADY DID THAT.
SORRY I'M LATE,

BUT I HAD SOME IMPORTANT
BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO --

BUSINESS WHICH I MUST NOW
UNFORTUNATELY SHARE
WITH ALL OF YOU.

AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR,
WHEN WE WERE SWORN IN AS
YOUR GOVERNMENT REPRESENTATIVES,

WE PLACED OUR HAND ON BIBLE,
AND WE TOOK AN OATH --

AN OATH THAT STATED
THAT OUR BEHAVIOR

WOULD BE ETHICALLY
AND MORALLY UPSTANDING

FOR AS LONG AS WE WERE
SERVING IN OFFICE.

AND THAT IS WHY
IT SADDENS ME GREATLY

TO INFORM YOU THAT ONE OF OUR
OWN HAS FORSAKEN THAT OATH.

I HATE ANYTHING
THAT STARTS WITH A SPEECH.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I HOLD IN MY HAND EVIDENCE
ACCUSING ONE RORY GILMORE

OF COMMITTING HIGH CRIMES
AND MISDEMEANORS.
WHAT?

PARIS, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

MS. GILMORE
HAS BEEN CONSPIRING

WITH THE VARIOUS
FACTIONS OF THIS SCHOOL

TO WEAKEN THE EFFICACY
OF THIS ADMINISTRATION.

YOU'RE REALLY PATHETIC.
YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU'LL HAVE YOUR CHANCE TO
ADDRESS THESE CHARGES.
WHAT CHARGES?

FIRST ON THE LIST,
ESPIONAGE --
ESPIONAGE?

GATHERING PRIVILEGED INFORMATION
AND DIVULGING IT TO THE ENEMY.

WHAT PRIVILEGED INFORMATION?
"PROM COLORS ARE GREEN AND PINK.
PASS IT ON"?!

NEXT ON OUR LIST --
THE MOST SERIOUS CRIME, TREASON.

I'M SORRY
I TALKED ABOUT JAMIE.

AND HAVING A BIG MOUTH.
THAT'S GOING ON THE LIST.

WHAT ABOUT FRANCIE?
FRANCIE WAS NOT
MY SECOND-IN-COMMAND.

FRANCIE WAS NOT PRIVY TO
THE INNERMOST WORKINGS
OF MY PERSONAL LIFE.

NOT UNTIL YOU MADE HER PRIVY.

EVERYONE IN SCHOOL SAW YOU
WITH JAMIE.

I'M STILL TALKING!
SHE ALREADY KNEW!

ENOUGH!
WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH!

I MOVE TO PUT TO A VOTE
THE IMPEACHMENT OF RORY GILMORE.
HEY!

MISS GELLER, I'M SORRY,
BUT WE DO NOT IMPEACH HERE.

WHY NOT?
THIS IS A STUDENT GOVERNMENT.

I'D LIKE TO PUT TO A VOTE

A RESOLUTION TO INSTATE
THE ABILITY TO IMPEACH.

NO.
THEN SHE SHOULD RESIGN.

I'M NOT GOING TO RESIGN.

YOU HAVE THE PROBLEM,
YOU RESIGN.
NO, YOU RESIGN!

NO ONE IS RESIGNING.

I'LL STAY WITH HIM TILL FRIDAY,
SEE HOW IT GOES.

THAT SOUNDS FAIR.

YOU CAN TAKE THIS ARGUMENT
SOMEWHERE ELSE.

THIS IS STUDENT COUNCIL.

REAL SCHOOL MATTERS ARE THE
ONLY THINGS THAT MATTER HERE.

NOW, PARIS, MOVE ON.

THE SWIMMING POOL
NEEDS REPLASTERING.

IDEAS FOR FUND-RAISING,
PLEASE.

EXCUSE ME?

HI, I'M LOOKING FOR
A MR. LUCAS DANES?

OH, LUCAS?
WHAT?

IRS.

I'M NOT IRS.
I'M NOT IRS.

I'M LUKE DANES.

LUKE DANES. SORRY.

HELLO, LUKE DANES.
I'M NICOLE LEAHY.

I'M TAYLOR DOOSE'S ATTORNEY.
OH, JEEZ.

HE WANTED ME TO BRING --
YEAH, THE LEASE AGREEMENTS.

I TOLD HIM TO WALK THEM
OVER HERE,

BUT WHAT'S THE FUN
OF BEING TAYLOR, RIGHT?

I'M SORRY
IF THIS IS A BAD TIME.

IT WON'T TAKE ME VERY LONG.
FINE. WHATEVER.

LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?

YEAH, SOUNDS GREAT.

I REALLY JUST NEED TO WITNESS
YOUR SIGNATURE, IS ALL.

IT'S ACTUALLY
JUST A FORMALITY.

IN OTHER WORDS, COMPLETELY
RIDICULOUS AND UNNECESSARY.

UH-HUH.
OKAY.

MR. DOOSE REALLY LIKES THINGS
TO BE FORMAL...

AND NEAT...
AND IN TRIPLICATE.

HE JUST LOVES THINGS
IN TRIPLICATE.

MMM. THAT'S A REALLY GOOD
CUP OF COFFEE.

THANKS.
SO TELL ME SOMETHING.

WHAT'S IT LIKE
BEING TAYLOR'S LAWYER?

WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT EXACTLY
MR. DOOSE'S LAWYER.
OR ONLY LAWYER.

HE'S ONE OF OUR SELECT CLIENTS,
SO WE DEAL WITH HIM
ON A ROTATING BASIS.

IT'S MY MONTH.
MY CONDOLENCES.

MY FATHER ALWAYS TOLD ME,

"THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER."

YOU'RE GONNA BE REALLY STRONG.
HE'S NOT THAT BAD.

IF YOU RUN INTO SOMEONE PINNED
UNDERNEATH A TRUCK, PICK IT UP.
IT'S GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE.

OKAY, IT LOOKS LIKE
THAT'S THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.

GREAT. YOU AND MR. DOOSE ARE
OFFICIALLY IN BUSINESS TOGETHER.

I'M SO SORRY.
I MEANT THAT AS A GOOD THING.

IT'S OKAY.
I WILL LET YOU
GET BACK TO WORK. LET ME...

OH, NO. ON ME.

TELL YOU WHAT --
IT'S BUSINESS,

LET'S LET MR. DOOSE
PAY FOR IT.

EVEN BETTER.

THAT WAS AN INTERESTING SHOW.
WHAT ARE YOU YAMMERING ABOUT?

GUESS GLORIA ALLRED
WANTS TO GO SLUMMING.
SHUT UP.

SHE WAS TOTALLY
COMING ONTO YOU.
SHE WAS NOT.

COULDN'T YOU HEAR HER PANTING
WHEN YOU WERE SIGNING?

DIDN'T SEE IT.
SHE LAUGHED AT YOUR JOKES.

THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME ULTERIOR
MOTIVE TO PEOPLE THAT LAUGH AT
YOUR JOKES.

OKAY. WHATEVER.
EVEN IF THERE WAS SOMETHING,

WHICH I'M NOT SAYING THERE WAS,
SHE'S A SUIT. NOT MY TYPE.

YEAH, ESPECIALLY SINCE
SHE'S NOT A MONK.

OH, I DON'T GO OUT THAT MUCH?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU WENT ON A DATE?

LAST MONTH, WISEASS.
I WENT OUT WITH JOANNA COOPER.

YOU GAVE HER A RIDE HOME.
A RIDE HOME
IS THE END OF A DATE.

ONLY IF YOU GO ON A DATE FIRST.
I'M NOT DISCUSSING THIS
WITH YOU.

I'VE TO GO MEET RORY.
I'M GONNA GO PICK HER UP,
ACTUALLY BE WITH HER,

THEN GIVE HER A RIDE HOME.
THAT'S THE END OF A DATE.

OR I COULD STAY OPEN WHICH MEANS
YOU'RE HERE TILL 10:00.

THAT'S ALSO CALLED
THE END OF A DATE.

HOPELESS.
BYE, NOW.

HEY.
GOT ANY GOOD STORIES?

NO, SORRY.
AW, NOTHING?

NO CRAZY, COLORFUL UNCLE,
BEST FRIEND WITH A FUNNY NAME?

JEFF SMITH.

SKELETONS IN THE FAMILY CLOSET,
WAR WOUNDS, FUNNY-SHAPED SCARS?

IT REALLY THROWS YOU OFF
WHEN RORY'S LATE, DOESN'T IT?

BIG TIME.

OH!
YAY! THANK GOD!

SORRY.
DIDN'T LUKE KEEP YOU COMPANY?

HE TRIED,
BUT REALLY, HE'S GOT NOTHING.

THANK YOU.

WHAT'S WITH
ALL THE BOOKS?
WE'RE GOING TO FISH.

WITH THESE?
YES.

SO WE THROW THEM IN
AND TRY TO KNOCK THE FISH OUT?

I WENT TO THE LIBRARY. GOT ALL
OF THEIR BEST BOOKS ON FISHING.
OH, YOU'RE SERIOUS.

DO YOU WANNA LEARN TO FISH
OR NOT? EXCITING, HUH?

I CAN BARELY KEEP STILL.
"CHAPTER ONE -- TECHNIQUE.

FOR DEEPWATER FISHING,
AN ANGLER" -- WHAT'S AN ANGLER?

THAT WOULD BE YOU.
OH, BETTER REMEMBER THAT. OKAY.

"FOR DEEPWATER FISHING,
AN ANGLER" -- ME AGAIN --

"CAN CHOOSE A WIRE LINE
USING A DOWNRIGGER
OR A VERTICAL JIG.

"WHATEVER YOUR TECHNIQUE,
THE OTHER SUCCESSFUL CLUE

TO ATTRACTING FISH
IS THE APPROPRIATE LURE."

OOH, WHAT ABOUT THE SEQUINED TOP
I WORE TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY?

YES, I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

"FOR BOTTOM-FEEDERS,
CONSIDER SMALLER,

DARKER-PATTERNED LURES" --
SIMPLE, YET ELEGANT --

"WHILE IN AREAS WHERE
THE FORAGE FISH ARE CISCO,

YOU'RE LIMITED TO THE LARGER,
MORE FLASHY BAITS."

I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW
THE LARGER, FLASHY BAITS ARE
JUST GONNA MAKE ME LOOK CHEAP.

LET'S REVIEW.
WHAT DO WE KNOW SO FAR?

I NEED FLASHY BAITS
IF I'M GOING TO INVEST IN CISCO,

UNLESS I CHOOSE TO CAST A TROLL
IN MY DOWNRIGGER.

HEY, THAT'S GOOD.

DOING A LITTLE STUDYING?

MY MOM'S LEARNING
HOW TO FISH.

YOU'RE WHAT?
I'M LEARNING HOW TO FISH.

SORRY, WRONG INFLECTION.
YOU'RE WHAT?
GO AWAY.

WHY ARE YOU LEARNING
HOW TO FISH?

IT'S JUST SOMETHING
I WANTED TO DO.

SOME FRIENDS OF MINE FISH.
OKAY.

AND WHAT IF I'M A
REALLY GREAT FISHER? I MEAN

WHAT IF THAT'S MY CALLING,
THE THING THAT I'M MEANT TO DO?

ALL THIS TIME, I'VE BEEN SITTING
HERE WITH THE GIFT OF FISH,
AND I'M SQUANDERING IT.

IT'S LIKE IF MOZART
WALKED RIGHT BY THE PIANO STORE
AND NEVER PLAYED A NOTE.

SO YOU'RE GONNA FISH
TO FULFILL YOUR DESTINY.
THAT'S RIGHT.

AND YOU'RE GONNA LEARN TO FISH
TO FULFILL YOUR DESTINY

FROM A BOOK?
YES.

AND YOU SANCTIONED THIS?
YES.

THELMA, LOUISE, POSSIBLY THERE'S
ANOTHER WAY TO LEARN TO FISH.

THE FISHING CHANNEL.
I FISH.

OH, WE'VE SEEN THOSE BOOTS
THINGIES OUTSIDE DRYING OFF.

THOSE WOULD BE CALLED
"WADERS."

AND I'M SURE I'LL BE READING
ABOUT WADERS SOON.

I CAN SHOW YOU A FEW THINGS,

GET YOU STARTED, MAKE SURE
YOU DON'T STRANGLE YOURSELF

WITH YOUR OWN LINE --
THE BASICS.

ARE YOU SURE?
I CAN COME OVER TOMORROW
AFTER WORK.

GREAT. THANK YOU.

AH! JUST FOR THE RECORD,
I DON'T WANNA LEARN THAT.

GOT IT.
NO. NO.

I GOT A NOTE THAT
I WAS SUPPOSED TO COME SEE
HEADMASTER CHARLESTON.

I'LL LET HIM KNOW
YOU'RE BOTH HERE.

BOTH?
Paris: BOTH.

[ SIGHS ] BOTH.
TAKE A SEAT, PLEASE.

YES, MA'AM.
[ SIGHS ]

SO WHAT THIS TIME?
TRYING TO HAVE ME DEPORTED?

LIKE I'M THE ONE
WHO CALLED THIS MEETING.

I CERTAINLY DIDN'T
CALL THIS MEETING.

SAVE THE ACT FOR SUNDANCE,
YOU LITTLE SNITCH.
I DIDN'T SNITCH.

SAID THE WEAK-KNEED TURNCOAT.
NIXON'S BAD SEED!

DAUGHTER OF JUDAS!

LADIES, COME IN, PLEASE.

HAVE A SEAT.

CHILTON STUDENT COUNCIL
PRESIDENT AND VICE-PRESIDENT
IN MY OFFICE.

NOT WHAT I WOULD'VE EXPECTED,
I MUST TELL YOU.

BEEN QUITE A STIR ABOUT YOU TWO
THE PAST SEVERAL DAYS.

THE SCHOOL IS BUZZING
WITH TALK OF YOUR CLASHES

IN STUDENT-COUNCIL MEETINGS,

YOUR FACE-OFFS
IN THE CAFETERIA,

A SCREAMING MATCH AT
THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER'S OFFICE.

EXCUSE ME,
HEADMASTER CHARLESTON.

IN REGARDS TO THE INCIDENT
AT THE FRANKLIN,

MS. GILMORE SUBMITTED A PIECE
THAT WAS POORLY RESEARCHED.

I HAD TO RE-EDIT IT.
THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT.

AND IN REGARDS TO
THE STUDENT-COUNCIL MEETING --

YOU MEAN THE ONE WHERE
YOU TRIED TO IMPEACH ME

BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
PROPERLY DIAGNOSED YET?

YOU WANT ME TO QUIT?
FINE, I'LL QUIT.

I NEVER WANTED THIS STUPID JOB.

WHO FORCED YOU TO TAKE IT THEN?
YOU DID.

YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GET GET
ELECTED UNLESS I RAN WITH YOU.

IT'S COMPLETELY TRUE.
SHUT UP!

YOU SHUT UP!
ENOUGH!

THIS BEHAVIOR WILL STOP
THIS INSTANT.

IT IS DISGRACEFUL.
ESPECIALLY FROM THE POLITICAL
LEADERS OF THIS CAMPUS.

NOW, I'D LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT IS ACTUALLY DRIVING

THIS RECENT RASH
OF INFIGHTING.

OH, GOODY. I GET TO GUESS.
WELL, LET'S SEE.

PERHAPS YOU'RE ARGUING
OVER THE SAME BOY.

SURE. WE'RE GIRLS,
SO WE COULD ONLY BE ARGUING
ABOUT A BOY, RIGHT?

SEXIST, WHITE-HAIRED --

PARIS, ARE YOU MUTTERING?
NO. SORRY.

ALRIGHT. IF IT ISN'T A BOY,
PERHAPS IT'S A POPULARITY THING.

SOMEONE DIDN'T GET INVITED
TO SOMEONE ELSE'S PARTY?

PERHAPS THIS IS
A POWER STRUGGLE OF SOME SORT.

NO? WELL, THEN,
I'LL STOP GUESSING
AND START LECTURING.

MS. GILMORE, YOU WILL NOT BE
QUITTING THE STUDENT COUNCIL.
IS THAT CLEAR?

[ SIGHS ]
YES, SIR.

THE STUDENT BODY
HAS ELECTED YOU,

THEREFORE YOU WILL
FULFILL YOUR COMMITMENT.

IN THE FUTURE, I'D ADVISE
YOU TO THINK LONG AND HARD

ABOUT ACCEPTING
ANY RESPONSIBILITY

IF YOU INTEND TO RUN AWAY
AT THE FIRST SIGN OF CONFLICT.

AND, MS. GELLER,
YOU WORKED VERY HARD

TO GET TO THE POSITION
YOU HOLD IN THIS SCHOOL,

AND YET YOU'RE WILLING TO
THROW ALL THAT AWAY

ON PETTY VENDETTAS
AND CHILDISH ANTICS.

INDEED, IT MAKES ME WONDER --

IF YOU TWO CAN'T RESOLVE
YOUR ISSUES IN THIS SHELTERED,

SOME WOULD SAY
PAMPERED ENVIRONMENT,

HOW ON EARTH WILL YOU
EVER SURVIVE IN COLLEGE?

AS STUDENT-COUNCIL OFFICERS,
YOU REPRESENT CHILTON

TO THOSE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
THESE HALLOWED HALLS.

RIGHT NOW, THE WORLD SEES US
AS A GROUP OF SNIVELING,

SPITEFUL,
VINDICTIVE INDIVIDUALS.

NOT REALLY WHAT I'D HOPED FOR.

NOR IS THAT HOW I PORTRAYED
THE TWO OF YOU

IN MY PERSONAL LETTER OF
RECOMMENDATION TO HARVARD.

I WOULD HATE
TO HAVE TO WRITE A SECOND LETTER

TO THE UNIVERSITY CORRECTING
MY ERRORS IN JUDGMENT.

HOWEVER, I'VE DONE IT BEFORE.
AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?

YES, SIR. YES, SIR.

DELIGHTFUL.

YOU MAY SEE YOURSELVES OUT.

WELL, THAT WAS DELIGHTFUL,
WASN'T IT?

[ SIGHS ]

I'M NOT SURE WHICH
IS MORE EMBARRASSING,

HAVING CHARLESTON YELL AT US,
OR KNOWING WE ACTUALLY HAD

A "SHUT UP, NO YOU SHUT UP"
FIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK,
PARIS?

YOU FEEL AS COMPLETELY
ROTTEN AS I DO?

NO.

[ SIGHS ]

[ HORN HONKS ]

LET'S GO.

HELLO, SAILOR.
BAIT YOUR HOOK FOR YOU?

YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
I LOOK ADORABLE.

NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT IF YOU
FISH, YOU GET TO BUY AN OUTFIT.

I'LL DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING
IF I CAN BUY AN OUTFIT!

WE HAVE A LOT TO DO HERE.

I'LL JUST GET
MY PURSE BEFORE WE GO.
GO WHERE?

TO THE LAKE.
YOU'RE NOT READY
FOR THE LAKE.

THEN WHAT AM I READY FOR?

OH! YOU'RE PUTTING ME
IN THE KIDDY LAKE?

GOTTA CRAWL
BEFORE YOU CAN WALK.

WELL, THIS IS NOT AT ALL
EMBARRASSING.

THERE'S
NOT EVEN FISH IN IT.
TROUT.

HEY! OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE.

HELLO. HI, BOYS.

THEY'RE ALL * OOH *
LIKE THEY'RE SINGING
IN A LITTLE TROUT CHOIR.

I WOULDN'T GET TOO ATTACHED.

HI, GOMER.
THERE YOU GO.

OH, DON'T BE SCARED, PINKY.
AND NOW THERE'S PINKY.

PINKY DOWDY
FROM FOURTH GRADE.

SEE HER EYES DARTING
BACK AND FORTH, ALL PANICKED?

IT'S OKAY, PINKY.
NOBODY'S GONNA HURT YOU.

HEY, PETE.
STOP CROWDING PINKY.

IT'S OKAY, PINKY, JUST GO
OVER THERE BEHIND SHIRL.

OKAY, NOW THAT EVERYBODY
KNOWS EACH OTHER,
TAKE THIS.

WHAT'S THAT?
THAT'S YOUR ROD AND REEL.

I DON'T KNOW IF
THE GUYS WILL LIKE THIS.

WE CAN SKIP THE LESSON
AND JUST TAKE THE TROUT OUT.
IT'S UP TO YOU, REALLY.

NO, I'M GOING TO LEARN.

OKAY, I ALREADY WENT AHEAD
AND THREADED YOUR LINE

THROUGH THE GUIDES HERE,
AND I PUT A HOOK ON IT.

WHAT KIND OF BAIT IS THAT?
A CORK.

REMIND ME NOT TO LET YOU CATER
ANY OF MY PARTIES.

IT'S TO COVER THE HOOK.
THIS LITTLE METAL THING IS BAIL.

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. IT KEEPS
YOUR LINE ON THE SPOOL HERE.

LINE ON THE SPOOL. GOT IT.
TAKE THE ROD IN YOUR RIGHT HAND.

PRESS YOUR RIGHT INDEX FINGER
ON THE LINE,

HOLDING IT AGAINST THE POLE.

WITH YOUR LEFT HAND,
SLIDE THE BAIL OVER.

DON'T LET GO OF
YOUR INDEX FINGER,

OR ALL OF THE LINE
WILL SPIN OFF YOUR SPOOL. NOW...

PULL THE POLE
BACK OVER YOUR SHOULDER

TO THE 10:00 POSITION.
GREAT. NOW I GOTTA GO
BUY A WATCH.

YOU FLIP YOUR WRIST
FORWARD TO 2:00,

AT THE SAME TIME
RELEASING YOUR INDEX FINGER,

CASTING YOUR LINE OUT
INTO THE LAKE IN FRONT OF YOU.

NOW YOU TRY.
OKAY.

NOW, I DO SOMETHING
WITH MY RIGHT HAND,
MY RIGHT INDEX FINGER.

I'M WITH THE BAIL
AND A SPOOL.
I PULL THE THINGY.

OH! THAT WOULD'VE
BEEN EMBARRASSING

IF I WEREN'T
DRESSED LIKE THIS.
YOU RELEASED AT 11:00.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RELEASE
AT 2:00 O'CLOCK. TRY AGAIN.
OKAY.

AH! HEY! I MADE IT IN THE POOL!
I SEE THAT.

WHY AREN'T YOU EXCITED?
I'M VERY EXCITED.

JUMP AROUND OR SOMETHING.
YOU'RE GOING IN THE POOL.

FINE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

READY TO TAKE THE CORK OFF
AND TRY YOUR LUCK?

I'M READY, BUT THEY'RE NOT.
NO PROBLEM.

MAN, YOU NEED
A LOT OF STUFF FOR FISHING.

WELL, NORMALLY,
YOU DON'T BRING YOUR OWN LAKE.
RIGHT, RIGHT.

SO TELL ME WHY
YOU'RE DOING THIS.
'CAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO.

I MEAN, TELL ME WHY
YOU'RE LEARNING TO FISH.

SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE GOING --

WHAT FRIENDS -- SOOKIE?
WHAT?

IS SOOKIE GOING FISHING?
WELL...

OR RORY. RORY SUDDENLY
GET THE OVERWHELMING URGE

TO DIG FOR WORMS
AND STAND IN THE MIDDLE
OF A LAKE AT 5:00 A.M.?

YES.

OKAY, FINE.
I MET THIS GUY...
AH.

...AND HE'S KIND
OF AN OUTDOORSY GUY.

OH, JUST YOUR TYPE.
NO, NOT EXACTLY,
BUT HE'S NICE.

HE WAS TALKING ABOUT FISHING,
AND I SAID SOMETHING LIKE,

"OH, HEY, THAT SOUNDS GREAT."

AND SO HE INVITED ME,
AND HERE I AM.

I GOT IT.
HMM.

SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST FELT STUPID

GETTING ROOKED INTO THE THING
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
AND THEN --

PLUS, YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR
ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE.

SO THIS WILL BE
YOUR FIRST DATE, OR...

SECOND.
SECOND DATE.

HE TOOK ME TO THIS
COFFEE-TASTING PLACE.

COFFEE-TASTING?
JUST YOUR TYPE.

UH-HUH.
MMM-HMM.

I THINK
THAT'S GREAT.
THANK YOU.

YEAH. WHEN ARE YOU GOING?
SUNDAY MORNING.

WELL, HARD TO BE A FISHERWOMAN
WITHOUT YOUR OWN POLE.

YOU CAN BORROW ONE OF MINE
IF YOU WANT.
REALLY?

I GOT AN EXTRA TACKLE BOX,
IF YOU WANT.
THAT'D BE GREAT.

YEAH.

CAN YOU DO ME
ONE MORE FAVOR?
SURE.

PUT A CORK ON YOUR HOOK.

SURE.

Lorelai: COULD YOU PLEASE
JUST MAKE SOME COFFEE?

I'M NOT DOING
ANYTHING FOR YOU EVER.

Lorelai: DON'T BE MAD.
YOU SET MY ALARM
FOR 5:15 A.M.

I KNOW, AND I DID IT
FOR PURELY PRACTICAL REASONS.
WHICH ARE?

MY ALARM IS JUST NOT
AS RELIABLE AS YOUR SCREAM.

YOU WILL PAY.
THAT'S FINE, HONEY.
NOW, COFFEE?

I'M WRITING THIS IN MY LEDGER
OF ALL THE CRUMMY THINGS
YOU'VE DONE,

AND WHEN I LEAVE THIS HOUSE,
MARK MY WORDS, YOU WILL PAY!

[ DOORBELL ]

OH, GREAT.

IT'S 5:30 A.M., AND I HAVE
NO COFFEE IN MY SYSTEM.

HI.
HI.

COFFEE AND DOUGHNUTS.

HA, I LIKE YOU.
COME ON IN.

RIGHT HERE.

THIS IS RORY.
HI. I'M ALEX.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

WOULD'VE BEEN NICER
IN THE DAYLIGHT, BUT...

OKAY, LET'S GET GOING.

THE FISH AREN'TGONNA WAIT
FOR US ALL DAY.

I'LL TAKE THAT COFFEE NOW,
IF YOU --

THANK YOU.

[ SMOOCHES ]

I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

YOUR MOM'S NEVER BEEN
FISHING BEFORE, HAS SHE?

OH, NO, SHE'S
A WELL-SEASONED FISH KILLER.

UH-HUH. I MADE LUNCH
RESERVATIONS

AT THE SHAHAELA
LODGE AND SPA AFTERWARD.

THINK SHE'LL LIKE THAT?
SHE'LL LOVE THAT.

GOOD.
GO BACK TO SLEEP.

MIN JAE, YOU LOST WEIGHT.
LOOK GOOD.NOT SO FAT.

THANK YOU.

OH. HI.

WHAT IS THAT?
THE BRIDE'S THIRSTY.

REGULATE THE WATER.
ONCE THE DRESS IS ON, THAT'S IT.

MUST REMAIN STANDING.

HI.

HI.
AND HI.

THIS WILL NOT BE THE MENTAL
IMAGE YOU CARRY AROUND OF ME
THE REST OF THE WEEK.

NO, IT WON'T. HOLD ON, I JUST
SAW THE BACK. YES, IT WILL.

IT'S NOT RIGHT TO LEAVE THE
BRIDE ALONE ON HER WEDDING DAY.

RORY'S UP THERE, MAMA, AND I'M
GOING UP THERE RIGHT NOW.

DAVE RYGALSKI WAS JUST WONDERING
WHERE TO SET UP.

DAVID, HELLO.
HELLO, MRS. KIM.
THE PLACE LOOKS WONDERFUL.

THANK YOU. COME.
SIT HERE.

THIS IS HO KYUNG.
SHE'LL SING WITH YOU.

HI.

WATCH HER HIGH NOTE.
SHE'S A RUNNER.

HOW'S IT GOING?

I LIKE IT, BUT I'M NOT
THE ONE GETTING MARRIED.

UM, YOUR HAIR,
DO YOU LIKE IT?

[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
TOO MUCH FOR ME.

OH, I FOUND
THE MRS. KIM-APPROVED MAKEUP
IN THE DRAWER,

BUT LET ME TELL YOU,
SINCE THE LAST WEDDING,
IT HAS DEVELOPED A SMELL.

A WHAT?! OH, BOY.
AS I SAID, A SMELL.

WELL, I'VE GOT THE GOOD STUFF
RIGHT HERE...

RIGHT NEXT TO PEGGY LEE.
SEEMS APPROPRIATE.

I THOUGHT SO. SHALL WE?
UNH-UNH. THE FOOTSTOOL.

WHOA.

ALL SET.
SO DAVE'S HERE.
HE IS, HUH?

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S WILLING
TO DO ALL THIS
JUST TO GO OUT WITH ME.

WHERE ELSE CAN HE FIND

A DECENT, PRETTY, SMART GIRL
WHO CAN RECITE

THE ENTIRE ENCYCLOPEDIA
OF ROCK IN 5/8 TIME?
NOWHERE, I GUESS.

I'M REALLY HAPPY
FOR YOU GUYS.

THANKS. I'M REALLY HAPPY
FOR YOU AND JESS, TOO.

THANKS.
YOU KNOW IT'S OKAY, RIGHT?

NOT FOLLOWING.
IT'S OKAY
NOT TO LIKE JESS.

I SAID I WAS HAPPY FOR YOU.
I KNOW.

GOD, I'M SUCH A JERK.
YOU'RE NOT.

LOOK, WE'RE NOT ALWAYS
GOING TO LIKE THE SAME THINGS.

LIKE, YOU LIKE
SMASHING PUMPKINS, AND I DON'T.

BUT THAT'S ONLY 'CAUSE YOU'RE
CLOSED-MINDED AND BLIND.

THEY'RE NOT MY ANGST.

IT'S NOT THAT
I DON'T WANT TO LIKE JESS.

AS YOUR BEST FRIEND,
I'M VERY PROTECTIVE OF YOU.

YOU COULD TRY
GIVING HIM A SECOND CHANCE.
I COULD.

I SHOULD. I WILL.

HEY, MAYBE WE CAN ALL GO OUT
SOMETIME TOGETHER AS A GROUP.

YOU KNOW,
YOU, ME, DAVE, JESS.

ABSOLUTELY.
WE SHOULD DO THAT SOMETIME.
GREAT.

[ THUD ]
INCOMING!

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!
NOTHING, MAMA.

I FELL OFF MY CHAIR!

OH. WELL, DON'T.

YES, MA'AM.
SHE LOOKS VERY BEAUTIFUL.

MUST'VE GOTTEN
A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK
HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED HERE
OVER THE YEARS?

I COUNTED ONCE
OFF THE GUEST BOOK -- 46.

WOW.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT ONE?

MIN CHA? SHE MARRIED
A REAL MEAN GUY.

WAN NAM. DIDN'T
I TELL YOU ABOUT THEM?
NO.

MIN CHA PUT UP WITH
SEVEN YEARS OF WAN NAM
TELLING HER SHE WAS STUPID

AND ORDERING HER
TO COOK ALL HIS MEALS.

THEN ONE DAY HE WAS IN THE
KITCHEN LOOKING FOR HIS LUNCH,

AND SHE JUST SNAPPED --
TOOK A CARROT PEELER
AND TURNED ON HIM.

A CARROT PEELER?
YOU CAN GET THOSE
THINGS SHARP.

SHE JUST CAME AT HIM
AND STARTED PEELING.

THE NEIGHBORS CALLED THE POLICE.
THEY SHOWED UP.

AND WAN NAM WAS STANDING THERE,
ALL PEELED.
WHAT HAPPENED?

HE DIDN'T PRESS CHARGES,
NOW HE MAKES HIS OWN MEALS,

SLEEPS IN A LOCKED, SEPARATE
ROOM, AND KEEPS THE CUTTING
BOARD BY HIS BED FOR PROTECTION.

STILL MARRIED, THOUGH.
WOW.

EVERYBODY IS STILL MARRIED.
IT'S LIKE A FACTORY SYSTEM.

THEY ALL FIND A SPOUSE,
GET MARRIED
AND STAY THAT WAY TILL THEY DIE.

THEY MATE FOR LIFE,
LIKE THE LOONS.

THIS MAY BE THE LAST
WEDDING FOR A LONG TIME.

HOW COME?
ALL MY COUSINS IN THEIR
20s AND 30s ARE MARRIED.

JAMES WAS THE LAST ONE.
WOW.

FEELS LIKE WE'VE HAD
TWO OF THESE EVERY YEAR
SINCE I CAN REMEMBER.

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, WHEN WE MET.
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, WHEN WE MET.
YEAH.

WE DO HAVE A COUPLE OF
DISTANT RELATIVES LEFT.

MAYBE WE COULD GO
TO ONE OF THOSE

WHEN WE COME HOME FROM
COLLEGE ON BREAK.

THEN, WE SHOULD DEFINITELY
KEEP THE MAKEUP.
WE DEFINITELY SHOULD.

MAYBE THE NEXT KIM WEDDING WE DO
MAKEUP FOR WILL BE YOURS.

TOO SCARY.
DON'T FREAK ME OUT.
SORRY.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
EYE SHADOW?

WHY NOT?
LET'S DO IT.

PEELED TO DEATH --
THAT'S A BAD WAY TO GO.

THERE YOU GO.

WE'LL TOP THAT OFF FOR YOU.

COFFEE OVER HERE.

WHERE YOU GOING?

UH, MISS...LEAHY?

YEAH? MR. DANES.
HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD. GOOD.
AND IT'S LUKE.

OKAY, LUKE,
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

I WOULDN'T CROSS THERE.
WHY NOT?

THAT TAYLOR'S A STICKLER
ABOUT JAYWALKING,

AND HE'S TOWN MAGISTRATE.

I'D HATE FOR YOU TO BE
DISBARRED.

WELL, THAT WOULD BE A BAD WAY
TO END A CAREER. THANK YOU.

SURE. SO...

UH, DID THE LEASE FORMS
ALL WORK OUT?

I MEAN,
WAS MY SIGNATURE OKAY?

'CAUSE SOMETIMES
I'M IN A KIND OF A HURRY,

AND MY HAND
JUST TAKES OFF WITHOUT ME.

YOUR SIGNATURE
SEEMED VERY STEADY.

GOOD. GOOD.
'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW.

WELL, I --
LISTEN, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT THAT CUP OF COFFEE

YOU HAD AT MY PLACE
THE OTHER DAY.

I FELT BAD
MAKING TAYLOR PAY FOR IT --

NOT THAT I EVER FEEL BAD
STICKING IT TO TAYLOR --

I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT GET YOU
IN TROUBLE WITH A CLIENT.

HATE TO SEE YOU
DISBARRED, AGAIN.

TO BE HONEST, I ACTUALLY PAID
FOR THE COFFEE MYSELF.

OH. OH. WELL, THEN, AT LEAST LET
ME PAY YOU BACK FOR IT.

YOU WANNA GIVE ME 75 CENTS?
NO. NO.

WHAT I MEANT WAS...

AH, WHAT THE HELL.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER
WITH ME SOMETIME?

YEAH.
REALLY?

I'D LOVE
TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU.

GREAT. OKAY.

WELL, I HAVE YOUR CARD.

WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU
A CALL THIS WEEK,

AND WE'LL MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

SOUNDS GOOD.
YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD.

SO SEE YOU.
WATCH THOSE CROSSWALKS.

THANKS. I WILL.

SHUT UP.
I SAID NOTHING.

WELL, DON'T.

[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

AND DO YOU VOW TO UPHOLD
THE PRINCIPLES

OF THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT
AS SET OUT IN EXODUS 20:14?

I DO.

[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

AND SO,
IN THE GLORY OF GOD,

I PRONOUNCE YOU
HUSBAND AND WIFE.

[ "AVE MARIA" PLAYS ]

* AVE *

* MARI... *

THAT WAS NICE.

YEAH, IT WAS REALLY NICE.

RECEPTION AT ELK'S LODGE,
200 GUESTS.

FOOD GOES FAST,
LET'S MOVE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT'S THE LAST TIME
WE'LL HEAR YOUR MOM SAY THAT.

ARE YOU COMING
TO THE RECEPTION?

OH, NO.
I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO...

GO MEET JESS.

YEAH. ARE YOU MAD?
NO.

YOU KNOW, HE CAN COME TO THE
RECEPTION WITH YOU IF...

HE'S NOT REALLY THE RECEPTION
KIND OF GUY, IS HE?
NOT REALLY. NOT YET ANYWAY.

WE'LL WORK ON THAT.
YES, WE WILL.

OKAY, TELL HIM HI FOR ME.

I WILL.
TELL DAVE HI FOR ME.
I WILL.

BYE.
BYE.

LANE!
YES, MAMA?

THIS IS YOUNG CHUI.

HI.
HI.

HE WILL TAKE YOU
TO THE PROM.
WHAT?

YOUNG CHUI WORKS FOR HIS FATHER,
WHO BUILDS ADVENTIST HOSPITALS.

YOUNG CHUI WILL GO TO COLLEGE
AT LOMA LINDA UNIVERSITY.

THEN HE WILL RETURN TO WORK
FOR HIS FATHER

BUILDING ADVENTIST HOSPITALS.
NOW, PUT YOUR COAT ON.

YOUNG CHUI AND HIS PARENTS WILL
DRIVE YOU TO ELK'S LODGE.

MAMA!

I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY NICE.

NOT A BUS STOP.
DOOR'S THAT WAY.

I'VE TO TALK TO YOU.
WE'VE TO GO.

NO.
NO?

I CAN'T GO TO THE PROM
WITH YOUNG CHUI.
WHY NOT?

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO GO TO THE PROM.
YES, I DO.

I THOUGHT YOU SAY I COULD
APPROVE THE BOY.
I DID SAY THAT.

I APPROVE THE BOY, NOW YOU GO
TO THE PROM WITH THE BOY.

MAMA, UM...
I'M SURE YOUNG CHUI
IS VERY NICE,

AND I'M SO GRATEFUL YOU'RE
LETTING ME GO TO THE PROM,

BUT THE THING IS,
I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE.

SOMEONE ELSE?
YES.

SOMEONE ELSE WHO?
SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S BEEN
A GOOD FRIEND TO THIS FAMILY,

WHO'S PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE
OF HIGH MORAL CHARACTER,

SOMEONE WHO YOU YOURSELF
FEELS IS WORTHY.

SO WORTHY, YOU LET HIM
SIT IN OUR PEW AT CHURCH.

WHO? WHO DID I LET
SIT IN OUR PEW?

DAVE RYGALSKI.
THE GUITAR PLAYER?

I KNOW. CRAZY, RIGHT?
I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT MYSELF.

BECAUSE TO BE QUITE HONEST
WITH YOU, WHEN I FIRST MET HIM,

WHEN YOU HIRED HIM TO PLAY
AT THANKSGIVING,

I JUST DIDN'T LIKE HIM AT ALL.
HE BUGGED ME, ACTUALLY.

BUT THE MORE YOU LIKED HIM
AND TRUSTED HIM,

THE MORE I SAW THE GOOD IN
HIM -- THE GOD IN HIM, ACTUALLY.

AND NOW I'M CONVINCED...

HE'S THE BOY
I WANT TO TAKE ME TO PROM.

HE'S NOT KOREAN.

LANE. HEY, LANE?
IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT?

YOU'RE NOT KOREAN.

I'M HOME!

Lorelai: UPSTAIRS.
BATHROOM.

HEY.

OH, NO.
ISN'T SHE CUTE?

WHAT HAPPENED?
THE CORK FELL OFF MY HOOK
AND JAYNE MANSFIELD HERE BIT.

JAYNE MANSFIELD?
NOT THE BRIGHTEST FISH,
BUT SHE'S AWFULLY PRETTY.

YOU CAUGHT A FISH.
YES.

AND YOU BROUGHT IT HOME.
YES.

HOW WILL YOU TAKE A BATH?
I DON'T KNOW.

HOW LONG IS IT GONNA LIVE?
HARD TO SAY.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA FEED IT?
THIS IS WHY I DON'T FISH.

SHE IS KIND OF CUTE.
SHE HAS A GREAT TAIL SWISH.

OTHER THAN BRINGING HOME
A PET, HOW WAS FISHING?

GOOD. THE LAKE WAS BEAUTIFUL --
SNOWY AND SPARKLY --

AND RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD
FROM THE SHAHAELA LODGE AND SPA.

I KNEW THAT.
HOW?

ALEX TOLD ME
WHEN YOU GUYS LEFT.

YOU'RE ALREADY
IN CAHOOTS WITH EACH OTHER.

EH, WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M WILY.
UH-HUH.

ARE YOU GOING OUT
WITH HIM AGAIN?

UH-HUH.
CAMPING?

UNH-UNH.
GOOD.

YOU THINK WE SHOULD SEND HER
BACK INTO THE WILD?

UNFORTUNATELY, I THINK
SHE'S ALREADY DOMESTICATED --

BATHS AND SCENTED CANDLES.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP HER.

MAYBE WE CAN TRAIN HER
TO DO TRICKS.
TOMORROW.

GOODNIGHT, JAYNE.
GOODNIGHT, JAYNE.

[ SPLASHING ]