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WE CAN
REHEARSE IN YOUR GARAGE?
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IN EXCHANGE FOR THE PROMISE
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THAT YOU NEVER POSE NAKED
ON THE ROLLING STONE'SCOVER,
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DESPITE HOW MUCH TROUBLE
YOUR CAREER'S IN.
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I PROMISE.
I LOVE YOU.
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YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING
YOUR MOTHER IS?
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NO. TELL HER, WOULD YOU?
SHE FORGOT THIS MORNING.
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BECAUSE HOT WATER'S
ENJOYED BY ALL.
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MY SHOWER WASN'T THAT LONG.
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IT'S WINTER CARNIVAL TIME
AGAIN ALREADY.
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ARE YOU GOING?
I HAVE TO.
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WE'RE RAISING MONEY
FOR THE MARCHING BAND.
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MANDATORY BOOTH-MANNING
IS INVOLVED.
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MAN, LANE --
MARCHING BAND, ROCK BAND.
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MUSIC IS MY LIFE.
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HI, MRS. KIM!
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SO NOT FUNNY.
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RAISING MONEY FOR
THE BAND FOR WHAT?
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PLEASE LET IT BE
NEW UNIFORMS.
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IT'S SO WE CAN
FINALLY HAVE LETTER CARRIERS.
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THE POWERS THAT BE
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THINK THE REASON
WE NEVER WIN AT COMPETITIONS
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IS BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS US.
NOT THE FACT THAT WE SUCK.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR UNIFORMS?
NOTHING.
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WE LOOK STUPID, RIGHT?
NO.
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THE PLUMES ARE
BIG, LOOKS LIKE
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RED FOUNTAINS
OF BLOOD SPURTING OUT.
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I-I LOVE THE UNIFORMS.
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BAD ENOUGH I GOTTA BE IN
MARCHING BAND,
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WITHOUT BEING MOCKED FOR WHAT IS
MANDATORY FOR US TO WEAR.
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REMIND HER THAT SHE CAN
REHEARSE IN OUR GARAGE,
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'CAUSE I THINK
I'M LOSING POINTS.
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YOUR UNIFORMS ARE GREAT, AND
PEOPLE KNOWING YOU CAN HELP.
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LET'S JUST
ENJOY THE SNOW, OKAY?
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ESPECIALLY, SINCE SOME
OF US HAVE BEEN FREEZING
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SINCE OUR SHOWERS THIS MORNING.
I WASN'T THAT LONG.
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CAN WE RETURN TO THE UNIFORMS?
ON A SCALE 1-10
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HOW MUCH DO I NOT
WANNA LET DAVE SEE ME?
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10. 10.
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OKAY, THANKS.
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* IF YOU'RE OUT
ON THE ROAD *
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* FEELIN' LONELY
AND SO COLD *
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* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS CALL MY NAME *
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* AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED *
* IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW *
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* OH, OH, OH *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANY, ANYWHERE
THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED *
* IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
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TO EVALUATE THE VALUE OF A
FUNCTION OF X WHEN X EQUALS PI.
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START BY SPLITTING
THE INTEGRAL INTO TWO.
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SINCE THE LEFT INTEGRAL'S
A VARIABLE OF
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A CONSTANT EXPONENT--
REMEMBER C IS A CONSTANT --
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ADD 1 AND DIVIDE
BY THE NEW POWER.
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Paris, what did he say?
Hmm?
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He's talking too fast.
I missed it.
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Ask Louise.
Louise, what did he say?
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Ask Paris.
She told me to ask you.
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Why would she do that?
I don't know.
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Did you guys have a fight?
Not that I know of.
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THE RIGHT INTEGRAL, HOWEVER,
IS MORE COMPLEX.
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YOU HAVE TO USE U-SUBSTITUTION,
WITH U EQUALS 3 FEET.
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WE'LL PICK UP
AT THE SAME PLACE TOMORROW.
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THE BELL RANG.
WHAT?
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THE BELL -- THAT LOUD
METAL MUSICAL CONTRAPTION
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WHEN HIT LOUDLY
BY A VIBRATING MALLET,
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SIGNALS THE END OF THIS
PARTICULAR EDUCATIONAL
EXPERIENCE.
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CLASS IS OVER?
YEAH.
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WHAT DID HE TALK ABOUT?
ASK LOUISE.
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I DIDN'T TAKE NOTES.
I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION.
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I'M GONNA...
BORROW MY NOTES, YOU'LL BE FINE.
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THANK YOU.
MADELINE WANT NOTES, TOO.
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"ADD 1 AND DIVIDE
BY THE NEW POWER"?
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I THOUGHT IT SAID "ADD 1
AND DIVIDE BY THE JEW POWER."
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IT MAKES MUCH MORE
SENSE THIS WAY.
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CAN'T BELIEVE I ZONED OUT.
MUST HAVE LOTS ON YOUR MIND.
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I DO.
I'M SURE.
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ON TO THE NEXT THING.
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THE PROM BIDS
WON'T BE READY
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FOR THE SUPPLEMENTAL
STUDENT-COUNCIL MEETING.
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THEY NEED MORE TIME
TO GET THE DETAILS,
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SO THAT LEAVES
A HOLE IN OUR AGENDA.
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ANY THOUGHTS?
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WE COULD JUST CANCEL THE
SUPPLEMENTARY MEETING THIS WEEK.
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WHAT?!
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WITH NOTHING TO TALK
ABOUT, WHAT'S THE POINT?
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YOU SAID ONE STUDENT-COUNCIL
MEETING A WEEK WAS NOT ENOUGH.
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YEAH, YOU SAID
THAT WAS NO WAY TO GOVERN,
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THAT MEETING ONCE A WEEK
WAS LAZY, INEFFECTUAL,
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IF WE WERE DOING IT
LIKE THAT, WE OUGHTA
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BUY OURSELVES A RANCH IN TEXAS.
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IF YOU WANNA
SIT AROUND AFTER SCHOOL
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SWAPPING MAKEOVER
HORROR STORIES, COUNT ME IN.
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DID I EVER TELL YOU
ABOUT THE TIME
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I PLUCKED OUTSIDE OF MY
DESIGNATED BROW LINE?
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MAN, WAS MY FACE RED.
I'VE DONE THAT, TOO. IT'S BAD.
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SHE WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
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I WASN'T. I LOOKED
SURPRISED FOR A MONTH.
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THIS WEEK OFF, NEXT WEEK WE'LL
RETURN TO TWICE A WEEK, OKAY?
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SOUNDS FAIR.
SOUNDS FAB.
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I HEARD ABOUT THE SUPPLEMENTAL
STUDENT-COUNCIL MEETING.
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ANYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT--
A NEW CHART TO BE MADE?
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NO, THE AGENDA SEEMS LIGHT,
SO I'VE DECIDED TO CANCEL IT.
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AND GATHER AT
THE REGULAR MEETING ON FRIDAY.
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WOW. THIS IS
QUITE A CHANGE IN PLANS.
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YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT?
I'M JUST SURPRISED.
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YOU SEEM ATTACHED
TO THOSE MEETINGS.
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WELL, I FINALLY GOT A BLANKY.
IT'S MUCH BETTER.
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OKAY,
NO EXTRA MEETING THIS WEEK.
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WHAT WILL I DO
WITH ALL THAT EXTRA TIME?
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WELL, I GUESS
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
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TAKE A PICTURE
OF WHICH OUTFIT WINS, WILL YOU?
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BYE, FRANCIE.
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BYE.
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I MET HIS PARENTS.
YOU DID?
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HE BOUGHT ME A TICKET, I TOOK
THE TRAIN TO PHILADELPHIA,
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I SPENT CHRISTMAS
WITH HIM AND HIS FAMILY.
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SOUNDS NICE.
NO, NOT NICE -- IT WAS PERFECT.
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THEY HAD A CHRISTMAS TREE
12 FEET TALL,
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EVERYTHING WAS RED AND SILVER,
AND THERE WAS EGGNOG.
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HAVE YOU EVER HAD EGGNOG?
YES, I HAVE.
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IT'S DISGUSTING.
YES, IT IS.
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BUT DISGUSTING
IN A REALLY GREAT WAY.
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AND THEY HAD TINY WREATHS
HANGING FROM EVERY DOORKNOB
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AND MISTLETOE
AND CANDLES EVERYWHERE.
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I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. I'VE
NEVER HAD A CHRISTMAS BEFORE.
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ONE YEAR, I ASKED MOM
IF WE COULD GET A HANUKKAH BUSH.
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SHE MADE ME WATCH
"SHOAH" FOR A WEEK.
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THE PLACE SMELLED LIKE
CINNAMON ALL THE TIME,
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THERE WAS A FIRE
IN THE FIREPLACE
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AND A TON OF PRESENTS --
I MEAN, HUNDREDS OF PRESENTS.
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I'M LOOKING
AT THIS GIFTS MOUND,
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AND I'M THINKING,
"EIGHT DAYS OF HANUKKAH --
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WHO WAS THE SKINFLINT
THAT THOUGHT UP THAT DEAL?"
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DON'T THE EIGHT DAYS
SYMBOLIZE SOMETHING?
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EIGHT DAYS OF RIPPING OFF KIDS
WHO CAN'T HAVE A HANUKKAH BUSH.
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YOU'RE MAKING ME SAD.
HIS MOTHER BOUGHT ME A PRESENT.
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THAT SAYS SOMETHING.
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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IT SAYS
JAMIE LIKES YOU ENOUGH
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THAT SHE FELT COMPELLED
TO BUY YOU A PRESENT.
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I HAD AN AMAZING TIME SITTING
NEAR THE TREE, OPENING PRESENTS.
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THEY PLAYED CHRISTMAS MUSIC,
AND WE DRANK APPLE CIDER.
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IT WAS SO NICE.
THEN HIS GRANDFATHER AND I
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WOUND UP IN A THEOLOGICAL
DISCUSSION -- "JESUS --
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MESSIAH OR NICE JEWISH KID WITH
A HAMMER?" GOT PRETTY HEATED.
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OKAY, SKIP TO THE END.
HOW DID IT TURN OUT?
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HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME.
OH, PARIS!
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I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D HEAR A BOY SAY THAT.
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THAT'S GREAT.
HE INVITED ME BACK FOR EASTER.
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YOU'RE GOING, I ASSUME?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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AND MISS A CHANCE TO DEBATE
CHRIST RISING FROM THE DEAD?
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I'M SO THERE.
JAMIE'S A LUCKY MAN.
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[ MICHEL SPEAKING HUNGARIAN ]
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[ CROWD GRUMBLING ]
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MOVE, PLEASE!
W-W-WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I CANNOT TALK NOW, PLEASE!
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THEY SOUND REALLY ANGRY.
THEY DO, DO THEY?
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU HAD TO
SAY "WELCOME TO STARS HOLLOW."
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I THOUGHT I DID,
AND THEN THEY GOT ANGRY
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AND THREW BREADSTICKS
AND BUTTER PATS.
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[ CROWD APPROACHES ]
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MICHEL...
I'M LOOKING.
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YOU ONLY HAD TO SAY ONE WORD
IN HUNGARIAN -- "WELCOME."
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HOW BAD COULD IT BE?
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VERY BAD.
OH, MICHEL!
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VERY, VERY BAD.
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BE CAREFUL!
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INDEPENDENCE INN.
LORELAI SPEAKING.
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WELL, YOUR FATHER'S
60th-BIRTHDAY DINNER IS BACK ON.
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WHAT 60th-BIRTHDAY DINNER?
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THE ONE I HAD PLANNED
FOR WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
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Oh. Were we coming?
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OF COURSE. YOU THINK
YOU WOULDN'T BE INVITED?
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WELL, APPARENTLY,
WE WEREN'T INVITED.
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I JUST STARTED PLANNING
THE WHOLE THING,
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WHEN HE CAME HOME AND DECLARED
THAT PARTIES WERE FOR CHILDREN.
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AND IT WAS CANCELED.
WERE WE DISAPPOINTED?
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HOWEVER, TODAY, HE CAME IN
AND CHANGED HIS MIND,
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I EXPECT YOU BOTH AT 8:00.
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AND BRING A GIFT, BUT DON'T
GET HIM A CIGAR HUMIDOR.
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OKAY.
I BOUGHT HIM A CIGAR HUMIDOR.
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I assumed.
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IT'S GORGEOUS.
IT BELONGED TO A LIEUTENANT
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IN THE ARMY IN WORLD WAR I.
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Apparently, he kept it
in his field office in France.
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THERE ARE CARVINGS
IN THE BOTTOM
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THAT THE DEALER SAID COULD
POSSIBLY BE CODED MESSAGES.
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COOL.
I THINK SO, TOO.
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ALRIGHT, 8:00.
DO NOT BE LATE.
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OKAY. WE WILL
NOT BE LATE. BYE.
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WELL?
IT'S FINE --
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ALL WE GOTTA DO
IS PAY THE RANSOM,
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AND THEY'LL GIVE US
THE BUSBOY BACK.
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WHOA, WHOA -- DE--
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[ GASPS ]
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AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!
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AAAAH! AAH, AAH, AAH!
OHHH....
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
COME IN.
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DEAN, HI.
HI.
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UH, I HOPE
I'M NOT DISTURBING ANYTHING.
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OH, NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
GOOD.
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UM, I JUST WANTED TO --
AAH, AAH, AAH!
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WHAT?
DON'T KICK THE CUP.
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I'VE A SPIDER
WHOSE PREVIOUS CREDITS
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INCLUDE THE BATHTUB SCENE
FROM "ANNIE HALL"
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TRAPPED UNDER THAT CUP.
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THE SIZE OF A BUICK?
YEAH.
215
00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:19,833
WHAT'RE YOU PLANNING
TO DO SINCE YOU'VE TRAPPED HIM?
216
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,069
I WAS THINKING OF JUST
GIVING HIM THE KITCHEN,
217
00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,104
'CAUSE WE DON'T USE IT
VERY MUCH ANYHOW...
218
00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,874
I COULD GET RID OF IT.
YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.
219
00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,977
JUST...CAREFUL. HE HEARD ME
TALKING. DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY.
220
00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,713
HE KNOWS I'M BEHIND THIS,
AND HE'LL COME AFTER ME.
221
00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,648
BLEH! UGH, UGH...
222
00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,817
YOU CAN SEE WHY CAMPING'S
OUTTA THE QUESTION.
223
00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:39,186
GOT IT.
OKAY, GREAT. COULD YOU, UM...
224
00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,754
OH, YEAH, YEAH. NO PROBLEM.
225
00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,624
DON'T LET ITS FAMILY SEE YOU.
SPIDERS ARE VINDICTIVE.
226
00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:46,093
Rory: MOM?
UH, RORY?
227
00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,829
CAN WE DO PIZZA TONIGHT?
I'VE GOT LOTS TO STUDY.
228
00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:51,899
SURE, PIZZA SOUNDS GREAT.
GOOD. WHY IS THE DOOR OPEN?
229
00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:55,135
THE DOOR IS OPEN
BECAUSE...DEAN'S HERE.
230
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,303
HI.
HI.
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00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:58,839
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
232
00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,541
UH, DEAN THREW OUT
A SPIDER FOR ME.
233
00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,977
I-I CAME BY TO,
DROP OFF SOME OF YOUR STUFF.
234
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,447
OH.
BOOKS YOU LOANED ME, SOME CDs.
235
00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:08,481
OKAY, THANKS.
236
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,450
YEAH, SURE.
237
00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,252
OKAY, SO, I'M GONNA GO.
238
00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,286
THANKS, DEAN.
239
00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:19,059
IT WAS
A REALLY BIG SPIDER.
240
00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:22,930
I THINK IT HAD A GUN.
WHAT ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW?
241
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,397
NOTHING.
242
00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,366
NOT WEIRDED OUT?
WHY WOULD I BE?
243
00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,736
DEAN COMING OVER,
BRINGING YOUR STUFF BACK.
244
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:31,138
NO, I'M FINE.
OKAY.
245
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:34,207
IF YOU WERE WEIRDED OUT
A LITTLE, IT'D BE OKAY.
246
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,043
IT WOULDN'T MEAN
YOU DON'T LIKE JESS
247
00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,879
OR THAT YOU MADE A MISTAKE.
IT'D MEAN THEY GUY WHO
248
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,848
WAS IN YOUR LIFE
ISN'T THERE ANYMORE.
249
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,116
I WAS JUST SURPRISED,
THAT'S ALL.
250
00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,818
IF YOU SAY SO.
I DO.
251
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,486
I'M GONNA GO
START STUDYING.
252
00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,922
I'LL ORDER THE PIZZA.
THANK YOU.
253
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,653
IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME
254
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,488
THAT WE'RE FORTUNATE
TO HAVE GOOD TEETH.
255
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,223
YES, VERY FORTUNATE.
256
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,862
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF BRACES WERE
INVOLVED IN THIS INTERACTION?
257
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,630
IT'D BE A BLOODBATH.
258
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,001
I CAN'T CATCH MY BREATH.
259
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,535
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO.
260
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,671
HEY, LISTEN --
THURSDAY NIGHT
261
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,973
IS THE STARS HOLLOW
HIGH WINTER CARNIVAL.
262
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,608
I THOUGHT WE'D
MEET LANE THERE.
263
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:42,676
NOPE.
264
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,845
BUT IT'LL BE REALLY FUN.
SHH!
265
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,080
THEY'LL HAVE REALLY BAD GAMES
AND REALLY BAD FOOD,
266
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,949
AND THE MARCHING BAND
WILL PLAY, AND --
267
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,984
I'M DOING SOME
OF MY BEST WORK HERE,
268
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,853
AND YOU'RE JUST TALKING
RIGHT THROUGH IT.
269
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,321
LET'S GO TO THE CARNIVAL.
270
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:57,024
I DON'T GO TO THESE
STUPID TOWN THINGS.
271
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,359
YOU WENT TO THE "BID-A-BASKET"
FESTIVAL, THE DANCE MARATHON.
272
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:02,562
THAT WAS WHEN I WAS
TRYING TO GET YOU.
273
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,264
YOU'RE SERIOUS?
AS A HEART ATTACK.
274
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,498
BUT IT'LL BE FUN.
275
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,267
WE CAN...
HAVE OUR OWN FUN.
276
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,102
I CAN'T MISS
THE WINTER CARNIVAL.
277
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,337
RORY, COME ON.
278
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,572
WELL, I NEVER HAVE.
279
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:13,841
I CAN'T.
280
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,309
JUST...GO WITH ME,
PLEASE?
281
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,046
LOOK, HOW ABOUT YOU GO
TO THE FESTIVAL, MEET LANE,
282
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,714
THEN I'LL HOOK UP
WITH YOU?
283
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,382
JESS.
THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER, MA'AM.
284
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,683
FINE.
FINE.
285
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:28,822
WE'RE GONNA WALK RIGHT IN FRONT
OF A CAR ONE OF THESE DAYS.
286
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,993
YOU WANT SOME HELP
WITH YOUR HOMEWORK?
287
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,762
YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME?
YEAH.
288
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,797
DON'T TAKE THIS
THE WRONG WAY, BUT HOW?
289
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,866
COME UPSTAIRS, I'LL SHOW YOU.
UPSTAIRS?
290
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,700
YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT
MY EDUCATION IS.
291
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:41,935
YES, I DO.
292
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,637
RORY! HEY! THANK GOD.
I NEED HELP.
293
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,672
WHERE YOU GOING?
NOWHERE.
294
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,307
SEE YA.
295
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,342
WERE YOU GUYS GOING
UPSTAIRS TO KISS?
296
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,610
WOW! LOOK AT ALL THE BAGS.
297
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,046
I WENT SHOPPING FOR MY FATHER'S
BIRTHDAY PRESENT TODAY,
298
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:56,349
WHICH WAS GREAT FOR 15 MINUTES,
UNTIL IT ALL CAME BACK TO ME --
299
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,186
THE FACT THAT I TOTALLY SUCK
AT BUYING MY FATHER PRESENTS.
300
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,821
HE'LL LIKE
WHATEVER YOU GET HIM.
301
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,656
IF I SLIP HIM A QUAALUDE, MAYBE.
THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD.
302
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,892
MY INTENTIONS
ARE ALWAYS GOOD,
303
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,526
NEVER PUT
A PRICE LIMIT ON IT.
304
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:09,997
I EVEN WENT SO FAR AS TO FOLLOW
OLDER MEN AROUND THE STORE
305
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,032
TO SEE WHAT THEY BOUGHT,
DIDN'T HELP ME,
306
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,067
BUT I GOT ASKED
TO THE ANTIQUE-CAR SHOW.
307
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,904
JUST SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
OKAY, FINE.
308
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,471
OPTION NUMBER ONE --
309
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:23,043
A STATE-OF-THE-ART, HIGH-TECH
TITANIUM BATHROOM SCALE!
310
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:23,844
HUH.
311
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,012
WHAT? HE HAS WEIGHT.
312
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,346
YES, BUT I'M NOT SURE
313
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,216
HIS BIRTHDAY IS THE TIME
TO REMIND HIM OF IT.
314
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,720
OKAY,
OPTION NUMBER TWO --
315
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:37,991
A FABULOUS MECHANICAL...
COIN SORTER!
316
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,393
YOU PUT THE COINS IN,
IT SORTS THEM.
317
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,328
WHAT?
318
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,997
WELL...IT'S A LITTLE...
GENERIC.
319
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,233
GENERIC IN A GOOD WAY?
WHAT'S THE THIRD OPTION?
320
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,468
I SHOULD'VE PULLED
THE COIN SORTER OUT LAST --
321
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,937
MOM...
OKAY.
322
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,907
A TIE.
YES, IT'S SILK.
323
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,475
IT'S NICE.
IT IS?
324
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,812
WHAT'S THAT?
IT'S A TIE
FOR MY FATHER'S BIRTHDAY.
325
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:01,181
WHAT, NO ARAMIS THIS YEAR?
HE LIKES TIES.
326
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,883
IF YOU GET THE BIG BOTTLE,
327
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,518
IT USUALLY COMES WITH A TOTE BAG
AND A SOAP-ON-A-ROPE.
328
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,454
GO AWAY!
329
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,689
MY GIFTS SUCK.
IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
330
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,658
WHAT'D YOU GET HIM?
NOTHING BIG.
331
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,293
JUST A THING.
WHAT KIND OF THING?
332
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,328
"CHUCK BERRY LIVE
AT THE FILLMORE" ON VINYL.
333
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,965
OH, MY GOD. THAT'S PERFECT.
HE LOVES CHUCK BERRY.
334
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,200
HOW DID YOU THINK OF THAT?
I ASKED HIM.
335
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,835
THAT'S CHEATING.
TOUGH.
336
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,537
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I CAN'T GIVE HIM A TIE
337
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,307
WHEN YOU GIVE HIM THE WORLD'S
MOST PERFECT PRESENT.
338
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,943
YOU WANT ME TO FIND SOMETHING?
YOU WOULD DO THAT?
339
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,013
HE GAVE ME A COUPLE
OF OTHER SUGGESTIONS.
340
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,983
OHH! MY GOD, I LOVE YOU.
YOU ARE MY ANGEL.
341
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,218
YOU HAD ONE MORE
THAT YOU DIDN'T SHOW ME.
342
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,687
OH, YEAH.
IT LIGHTS UP AND SINGS.
343
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,255
'NUFF SAID. BYE.
344
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,456
BYE.
345
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,132
OH!
OH, SORRY!
346
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,234
I-I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
I-I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
347
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,504
I WAS LOOKING IN THE WINDOW --
I WAS NOTICING THE NEW BENCHES.
348
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,439
SORRY.
YEAH, UH, SORRY.
349
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,310
IT'S WEIRD.
WHAT'S WEIRD?
350
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,179
HOW WE KEEP RANDOMLY BUMPING
INTO EACH OTHER LIKE THIS.
351
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,316
IT WASN'T EXACTLY RANDOM
BUMPING INTO YOU AT YOUR HOUSE.
352
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,184
RIGHT, I LIVE THERE --
NOT SO RANDOM.
353
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,585
THOUGH THIS RIGHT NOW...
354
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,521
RANDOM.
VERY RANDOM.
355
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,556
THAT'S PROBABLY THE MOST
"RANDOM" HAS BEEN USED
356
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,392
IN A TWO-MINUTE PERIOD
IN A REALLY LONG TIME.
357
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,829
HEY, Y-YOU WANNA...
GET A CUP OF COFFEE?
358
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,764
COFFEE?
MAYBE TALK A LITTLE?
359
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,834
IF YOU PREFER, WE CAN BOTH
JUST HEAD OVER TO WESTON'S
360
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,970
AND RANDOMLY
BUMP INTO EACH OTHER.
361
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,639
NO, UH...THAT'S OKAY.
I CAN GET COFFEE.
362
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,041
GOOD.
363
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:39,812
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
364
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,448
SO...
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SIT?
365
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,716
THERE IS GOOD,
IF YOU LIKE THE WINDOW.
366
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,352
WINDOW IS FINE.
367
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,387
THERE'S THAT ONE, IF YOU DON'T.
WINDOW'S FINE.
368
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,023
THE WINDOW CAN BE COLDER
BECAUSE OF THE GLASS,
369
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,259
BUT THEN THAT ONE
IS RIGHT BY THE BATHROOM,
370
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,861
AND BEING RIGHT BY THE BATHROOM
ALWAYS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE,
371
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:58,498
WHICH ISN'T REALLY FAIR, BECAUSE
SOMETHING HAS TO BE THERE.
372
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,633
OTHERWISE,
YOU'RE CUTTING DOWN ON TABLES,
373
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,836
WHICH MEANS YOU'RE
CUTTING DOWN ON PROFITS, AND...
374
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,638
WINDOW'S FINE?
UH, WINDOW'S FINE.
375
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,507
LET'S SIT DOWN, THEN.
376
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,310
[ SIGHS ]
377
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,382
THIS IS
A VERY NICE TABLE.
378
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,649
GOOD PICK.
379
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,319
TODAY WE HAVE AN ALMOND TORTE,
AN APPLE PANDOWDY,
380
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:23,056
AND VARIOUS MARZIPAN FRUITS MADE
BY CLOISTERED NUNS IN TOLEDO.
381
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,691
I'LL HAVE A PIECE OF PIE.
382
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,327
CHERRY, PEACH, CHOCOLATE,
PUMPKIN, CUSTARD...
383
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,461
CUSTARD'S FINE.
THERE'S MORE.
384
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,263
I KNOW,
BUT CUSTARD'S FINE.
385
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,200
YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR THE REST?
I'M GOOD WITH THE CUSTARD.
386
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,402
BUT THEY MADE ME MEMORIZE
30 DIFFERENT FLAVORS.
387
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,870
KIRK...CUSTARD IS FINE.
WANT ICE CREAM WITH THAT?
388
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,906
ARE THERE DIFFERENT FLAVORS?
32.
389
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,008
JUST THE PIE.
390
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,142
OKAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
391
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,977
OH, NOTHING FOR ME.
392
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,112
NOTHING?
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
393
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,147
YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY?
NOPE. I'M NOT.
394
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,282
SHE'S NOT HUNGRY.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
395
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,420
IN ALL THIS TIME,
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU NOT HUNGRY.
396
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,455
YEAH, WELL...
397
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,557
THANKS FOR DOING THIS.
'COURSE, WHY WOULDN'T I?
398
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,526
BECAUSE YOU'RE
INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
399
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,429
WELL...IT'S THE SITUATION,
NOT YOU.
400
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,431
[ SIGHS ]
YEAH -- THE SITUATION.
401
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,499
YOU KNOW --
YOU AND ME BEING...
402
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,768
YEAH, YEAH.
I KNOW THE SITUATION.
403
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,170
[ CHUCKLES ]
404
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,773
SO, UM...
405
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,042
HOW ARE YOU?
406
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,010
I'M FINE.
407
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,579
YOU?
I'M...DOING OKAY.
408
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,048
HOW'S SCHOOL?
NOT BAD.
409
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,715
I'VE GOT McKELLAN FOR HISTORY.
410
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:26,053
HAS HE DONE HIS "NAPOLEON HAVING
DINNER WITH CHARLEMAGNE" BIT?
411
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,720
CATHERINE THE GREAT
SHOWS UP FOR DESSERT.
412
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,723
OH, WOW. HE'S REVISED IT.
GOOD FOR HIM.
413
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,060
HE'S A UNIQUE MAN,
BUT A DECENT TEACHER.
414
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,461
YEAH.
415
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,265
YOU KNOW, UM...
I WANTED TO TELL YOU,
416
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,833
I APPLIED TO SOUTHERN
CONNECTICUT STATE.
WHAT?
417
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,270
McKELLAN WROTE ME
A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION.
418
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,339
YOU DO KNOW SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT
STATE IS A FOUR-YEAR COLLEGE?
419
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,308
YEAH, I READ THAT
IN THE BROCHURE.
420
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,743
WHAT HAPPENED TO "I'M GOING
TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE"?
421
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:51,844
I CHANGED MY MIND.
422
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:52,912
WHY?
423
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,481
YOU.
ME?
424
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,450
ALL YOUR HARVARD TALK, THOSE
CRAZY BOOKS YOU PUSHED ON ME,
425
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,286
THAT TALK ABOUT
"YOU CAN DO MORE."
426
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,587
YOU CAN DO MORE.
427
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,122
SO I DECIDED TO DO MORE.
428
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,890
I'M SO GLAD.
THANKS.
429
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,526
IF YOU NEED ANY HELP,
I'VE BECOME THE "RAIN MAN"
430
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,027
OF COLLEGE-APPLICATION
REQUIREMENTS.
431
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,130
THANKS. I MIGHT
TAKE YOU UP ON THAT.
432
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,031
CUSTARD PIE,
NO ICE CREAM.
433
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,500
THANKS, KIRK.
434
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,803
WOW. SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT STATE.
THAT'S EXCITING.
435
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,205
WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN?
436
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,772
THE LAST FEW WEEKS.
437
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,075
UH, IT'S FUNNY --
I GOT THE ENVELOPE,
438
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,743
AND I WANTED TO CALL YOU,
439
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,813
AND THEN I REALIZED, UH...
440
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:27,980
[ CHUCKLES ]
441
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,149
I CAN'T DO THAT.
442
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,851
YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT.
I GUESS.
443
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,886
I CAN'T GET OVER
HOW WEIRD IT IS.
444
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,322
FROM SEEING YOU EVERY DAY TO --
445
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,358
I KNOW.
I'M USED TO TALKING TO YOU.
446
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,993
THAT'S HARD TO JUST LET GO OF.
FOR ME TOO.
447
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,130
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE --
448
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,597
MAYBE, UM...
449
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,702
IS THERE A WAY...
W-WE COULD...BE FRIENDS?
450
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,138
REALLY?
IF YOU WANT TO.
451
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:55,875
OH, I WANT TO.
I REALLY WANT TO. BUT --
452
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:59,912
DON'T ASK ME HOW I'M GONNA DEAL
WITH HIM. I HAVE NO IDEA.
453
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,481
LET'S JUST TAKE THIS SLOWLY.
454
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,650
ABSOLUTELY.
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE.
455
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,719
THIS IS REALLY GOOD. ARE YOU
SURE YOU DON'T WANT A BITE?
456
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:11,124
ONE BITE. SO, HOW'S CLARA'S
HORSEBACK-RIDING LESSONS GOING?
457
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:15,162
NOT BAD. SHE ACTUALLY GOT WITHIN
3 FEET OF THE THING LAST WEEK.
458
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,363
MMM, VERY IMPRESSIVE.
459
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,097
SHE THOUGHT SO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
460
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,901
THIS MAN WAS A GENIUS.
LISTEN TO HIM PLAY.
461
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,270
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
462
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:27,407
I MUST SAY, I AM A VERY
SPOILED MAN -- CHUCK BERRY
463
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:30,310
AND THE COMPLETE HISTORY
OF THE PELOPONNESIAN WAR.
464
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,245
WELL, SURE,
'CAUSE A PARTIAL HISTORY
465
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,547
WOULD SKIP
ALL THE DIRTY STUFF.
466
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,384
LIKE THE WAY YOU
WRAPPED THE BOOKS IN A BOW TIE.
467
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,618
THAT'S VERY, VERY CLEVER.
468
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,387
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
APPROPRIATE.
469
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,422
OF COURSE, YOU'RE NOT FORGETTING
YOUR FAVORITE GIFT.
470
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,425
OH, YES -- MY BEAUTIFUL HUMIDOR
FROM MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE.
471
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,994
THANK YOU.
NO -- THANK YOU.
472
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,662
IT'S BEEN A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY.
473
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,130
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
474
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,299
LIKE SOME MORE CHAMPAGNE?
475
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,901
OH HO! WHY NOT?
HEH HEH HEH!
476
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,337
Trix: ONE OF THE PORCH LIGHTS
IS BURNED OUT.
477
00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,873
PERHAPS THE SIMPLE ACT
OF GLANCING OUTSIDE A WINDOW
478
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,009
MIGHT HAVE ALERTED SOMEONE
TO THE SITUATION.
479
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,010
GRAN?
480
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,045
TRIX, IS THAT YOU?
481
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,315
I'LL BE.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
482
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,117
DID YOU KNOW GRANDMA WAS COMING?
OH, MY GOD.
483
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,952
OKAY, "NO" SEEMS LIKE
A SAFE ANSWER.
484
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,787
Richard: EMILY, COME HERE!
485
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,624
SAY HELLO TO THIS DELIGHTFUL
CREATURE THAT JUST WALKED IN.
486
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,991
OH, MY GOD!
487
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:22,462
COME ON -- LET'S SEE IF SHE
TRIES TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT.
488
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,264
EMILY,
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
489
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,365
WHY, NO, I DIDN'T.
490
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,733
WELL, I'M FLOORED.
491
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,368
GOOD.
492
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,070
HELLO, LORELAI.
HELLO, GRAN. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
493
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,205
YOU'RE WELL?
I'M WELL.
494
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,306
YOU'RE WORKING?
I'M WORKING.
495
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,807
YOU'RE SINGLE?
I'M SINGLE.
496
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,877
BY CHOICE, OR DO YOU SCARE
THE MEN WITH YOUR INDEPENDENCE?
497
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,847
ACTUALLY, I SCARE THEM WITH
MY MINNIE PEARL IMPRESSION.
498
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,349
THE LADY WITH THE HAT.
499
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,983
AS SOON AS I GET SETTLED,
500
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,819
I WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT YOUR
SCHOOLING AND COLLEGE PLANS.
501
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,154
OKAY, GRAN.
502
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:51,491
WELL, EMILY, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU REALIZE IT OR NOT,
503
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,761
BUT IT'S NOT PROPER
TO RECEIVE GUESTS IN THE FOYER.
504
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,596
IT PUTS ONE
IN THE AWKWARD POSITION
505
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,631
OF HAVING TO
INVITE ONESELF IN.
506
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,868
UH, YES, UH, PLEASE.
I-I'M SORRY. PLEASE, COME IN.
507
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,270
[ LORELAI CHUCKLES ]
508
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,439
What is she doing here?
She's visiting.
509
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,974
She didn't call.
She always calls.
510
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,610
It's Dad's birthday.
She wanted it to be a surprise.
511
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,413
I HAVEN'T SHOPPED
OR SET UP THE GUEST ROOM.
512
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,582
HER HORRIBLE GIFTS
ARE STILL IN THE BASEMENT.
513
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,584
WHAT DO I DO?
LEAVE THEM THERE.
514
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:21,354
IT'S TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT NOW. COME ON.
515
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,489
[ GRUNTS ]
516
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,424
OH, EMILY,
YOU'RE STILL HERE.
517
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:27,159
OF COURSE I'M STILL HERE.
CAN I GET YOU SOME CHAMPAGNE?
518
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,963
IF YOU WISH ME TO BE VIOLENTLY
ILL TOMORROW, ABSOLUTELY.
519
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,665
Do not answer that.
520
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,567
I'VE GOT YOU COVERED,
TRIX.
521
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,036
NOW, TELL ME WHAT ON EARTH
YOU'RE DOING HERE.
522
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,572
YOU DIDN'T TRAVEL FROM
ENGLAND JUST FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
523
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,841
I THINK YOUR BIRTHDAY
IS A GOOD ENOUGH REASON
524
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,976
TO TRAVEL
ALL THE WAY FROM ENGLAND.
525
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,012
HOWEVER,
IT DID ALSO HAPPEN TO COINCIDE
526
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,914
WITH SOME BUSINESS I HAD.
527
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:48,948
WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS?
528
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,016
FOR THE PAST YEAR,
529
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,284
I'VE BEEN RENTING MY HOME
530
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,553
IN HARTFORD
TO A GROUP OF MUSICIANS.
531
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,888
THEY RECENTLY MOVED OUT,
SO I HAD TO CHECK
532
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,924
ON THE HOUSE
AND SECURE A NEW TENANT.
533
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:01,294
WHAT KIND OF MUSICIANS?
A ROCK-'N'-ROLL GROUP.
534
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,095
I BELIEVE
THEY CALL THEMSELVES KORN.
535
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,865
YOU RENTED YOUR HOUSE TO KORN?
THAT'S SO COOL!
536
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,768
THEY WERE FINE TENANTS -- TOOK
WONDERFUL CARE OF THE PLACE.
537
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,338
THEY PLANTED SOME LOVELY TULIPS
IN THE FRONT YARD.
538
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,373
IF YOU'RE GONNA
BE HERE FOR A WHILE,
539
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,241
I CAN PLAN SOME
THINGS FOR YOU,
540
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,543
SOME OUTINGS YOU MIGHT ENJOY.
541
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,244
LIKE WHAT?
LIKE THE ARBORETUM.
542
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,881
I HAVE NO DESIRE TO SPEND
AN ENTIRE DAY WITH PLANTS.
543
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,350
I'M NOT A BEE.
544
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,985
BESIDES, I ALREADY KNOW
WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO.
545
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,755
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE
WHERE LORELAI WORKS.
546
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,990
THE INN?
I THOUGHT WE COULD
HAVE DINNER THERE.
547
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:33,393
OH, WELL...SURE.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
548
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,362
WONDERFUL.
TOMORROW NIGHT, THEN.
549
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,696
OH.
WELL...
550
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:37,864
WHAT?
551
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,933
WE WERE PLANNING TO GO
TO THIS WINTER CARNIVAL.
552
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,870
BUT WE CAN SKIP IT.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
553
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,439
RORY, YOU'RE A YOUNG PERSON
WHO WORKS HARD.
554
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,307
IT'S EQUALLY IMPORTANT
TO HAVE FUN.
555
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,809
YOU GO TO THE CARNIVAL.
556
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,144
THANK YOU.
LORELAI, YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH FUN.
557
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:53,380
AND THEN SOME.
558
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,548
DINNER WILL BE
FOR THE GROWN-UPS.
559
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:58,317
NOW,
HOW IS THE BIRTHDAY GOING?
560
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,553
WONDERFULLY.
THEY'RE SPOILING ME ROTTEN.
561
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,288
EMILY GOT ME
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMIDOR.
562
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:05,792
IT'S FROM 1917 AND WAS OWNED
BY A LIEUTENANT IN WORLD WAR I.
563
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,895
YOUR FATHER HAD A HUMIDOR
THAT WAS OWNED BY VICTOR HUGO.
564
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,431
REALLY?
STILL HAVE IT IF YOU'D LIKE IT.
565
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,899
I'D LOVE IT!
FINE.
566
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,735
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF IT AS SOON AS I GET BACK.
567
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:18,805
NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME,
I SHOULD LIKE TO FRESHEN UP.
568
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,874
I'LL MAKE SURE
THE GUEST ROOM'S READY.
I CAN DO THAT.
569
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,576
THANK YOU, RICHARD.
570
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,679
EMILY, I EXPECT TO RETURN
IN 20 MINUTES.
571
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:30,249
THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU ENOUGH TIME
TO PULL MY GIFTS OUT OF STORAGE
572
00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:31,684
AND PLACE THEM
AROUND THE ROOM
573
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,654
AS IF THEY ACTUALLY
STAND THERE ALL YEAR.
574
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:38,791
YOU WANT SOME HELP
WITH THOSE GIFTS?
575
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:39,992
YES, PLEASE.
576
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,132
12 COURSES, EACH PAIRED
WITH A SPECIFIC WINE.
577
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,567
AND FOR DESSERT, INDIVIDUAL
578
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:50,236
CHOCOLATE AMARETTO MOUSSE CAKES
IN THE SHAPE OF A "G."
579
00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:51,671
SOOKIE,
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
580
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,606
OVER THE TOP?
ON A MONUMENTAL SCALE.
581
00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:55,141
EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
582
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,043
I'M ALSO GONNA HAVE
INDIVIDUAL LITTLE MENUS
583
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,878
PRINTED UP
AND PLACED AT EACH SETTING.
584
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,948
I LOVE YOU FOR DOING THIS.
YOUR MOTHER IS ON THE PHONE.
585
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:05,317
CAN YOU TAKE A MESSAGE?
DO I HAVE THE CAPABILITY TO?
586
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,086
WHY, YES, I DO.
HOWEVER...
587
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:08,888
I GOT IT.
588
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:10,857
[ SIGHS ]
589
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:13,560
HEY, MOM.
She wants to see your house.
590
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,094
WHAT?
TONIGHT, BEFORE THE DINNER.
591
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,229
Oh, okay.
DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
592
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:19,499
THAT HORRIFYING WOMAN
WANTS TO SEE YOUR HOUSE --
593
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,268
THE ONE WITH THE MONKEY LAMP.
MOM, RELAX.
594
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:23,936
Is it clean?
YEAH, IT'S CLEAN.
595
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,172
IF I CAME WEARING
WHITE GLOVES, WHAT'D I FIND?
596
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,442
That you could pull
a rabbit outta your hat?
597
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,478
I'LL FIGURE IT
OUT WHEN I GET THERE.
598
00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:33,312
WHEN YOU GET WHERE?
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
599
00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:35,748
WHEN YOU GET WHERE?
I'M TURNING ONTO YOUR STREET.
600
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,550
MOM, NO!
I'LL LET MYSELF IN.
601
00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,952
I KNOW YOU KEEP
A KEY IN A TURTLE.
602
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:43,756
MOM, I BEG OF YOU, MAKE A VERY
DANGEROUS U-TURN AND GO BACK.
603
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,158
I'M HERE.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
604
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,560
MO-- MOM!
605
00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,535
OH, RORY! SUPER!
606
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:58,237
COULD YOU STEP
IN HERE FOR A SEC?
607
00:23:58,304 --> 00:23:59,706
OH. OKAY.
608
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,941
THANKS. IT'S JUST SO
LUCKY I CAUGHT YOU.
609
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,879
WHAT IS THIS?
610
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,048
THE SUPPLEMENTARY
STUDENT-COUNCIL MEETING, SILLY.
611
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,783
BUT PARIS CANCELED THAT.
612
00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:14,521
SHE DID, DIDN'T SHE?
HMM.
613
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,689
WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU TELL US.
614
00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,925
FRANCIE SAID THERE WAS
AN ISSUE THAT NEEDED DISCUSSION.
615
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,427
WE FIGURED YOU OKAYED IT.
I DID NOT.
616
00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:22,995
MR. HUNTER,
THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.
617
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,697
PARIS CANCELED
THIS MEETING, AND --
618
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,933
FRANCIE APPROACHED ME
AND SAID THERE WAS AN ISSUE
619
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:30,236
SHE'D PLANNED TO DISCUSS
AND IT WAS A BIT URGENT.
620
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,071
YOU DIDN'T MENTION
THAT YOU HAD ANYTHING.
621
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,373
I WAS SO SURPRISED
PARIS WAS CANCELING THE MEETING
622
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:38,444
I FORGOT. IT WAS NEW YORK TO
LONDON IN THREE HOURS OR LESS.
623
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:40,112
IF YOU SIT,
WE CAN GET STARTED.
624
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:43,750
I MOVE WE POSTPONE THIS MEETING
UNTIL PARIS CAN BE REACHED.
625
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,852
WE'RE ALL HERE.
LET'S HEAR FRANCIE OUT.
626
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,921
YOU CAN FILL PARIS IN LATER.
DID ANYONE TRY TO FIND HER?
627
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,591
I SAW HER WALKING WITH...WHO WAS
THAT, HER BROTHER?
628
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:53,059
PARIS DOESN'T HAVE
A BROTHER.
629
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,628
REALLY? WELL, SHE CERTAINLY
SEEMED TO KNOW HIM.
630
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,830
FRANCIE, JUST TELL US ALL
WHY WE'RE HERE.
631
00:24:57,897 --> 00:24:59,231
AND HOW LONG
WE'RE STAYING.
632
00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:01,367
THE WADSWORTH MANSION
HAS HAD A CANCELATION,
633
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:04,403
WHICH MEANS WE CAN GET IT
FOR PROM IF WE'RE QUICK.
634
00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:05,805
SHALL WE VOTE?
HOLD ON.
635
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,406
THE WADSWORTH MANSION
IS TOO EXPENSIVE.
636
00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:10,109
WE'VE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS.
THERE ARE FUNDS TO COVER IT.
637
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,545
NOT IF WE WANT A TELESCOPE
AS A SENIOR GIFT.
638
00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:16,148
NOT IF PARIS WANTS
IT AS A SENIOR GIFT.
WE ALL AGREED.
639
00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:18,618
"REACH FOR THE STARS"?
NICE THEME -- ORIGINAL.
640
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:22,288
WAS "BE ALL THAT
YOU CAN BE" TAKEN?
IT'S A GOOD GIFT.
641
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,858
SO IS PLANTING
A NICE TREE IN THE QUAD.
EVERY CLASS DOES THAT.
642
00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:28,127
WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE
THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE?
643
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:30,262
LET'S VOTE.
THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
644
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:33,232
PARIS SHOULD BE HERE.
I AGREE -- PARIS SHOULD BE HERE.
645
00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,868
HOWEVER, SHE'S NOT,
SO ONCE AGAIN, SHALL WE VOTE?
646
00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:40,106
AS STUDENT-BODY VICE PRESIDENT,
I NEED YOU TO CALL FOR A VOTE.
647
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,941
THOSE IN FAVOR
OF USING THE FUNDS
648
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,542
FOR THE WADSWORTH MANSION,
649
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,645
EVEN THOUGH
WE WILL BE CHEATING
650
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,179
THE NEXT GENERATION
OF CHILTON STUDENTS,
651
00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:49,015
WHO'D LOVE
A NICE TELESCOPE, SAY "AYE."
652
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:51,483
AYE. AYE.
AYE. AYE.
653
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,119
WADSWORTH MANSION IT IS.
654
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,821
MEETING DISMISSED.
655
00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:59,792
CHIN UP. WE'LL MAKE IT
A REALLY BIG TREE.
656
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:18,911
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
657
00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,680
STEP BACK
AND MOVE AWAY.
658
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,448
THIS COUCH CANNOT STAY.
IT CAN.
659
00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:24,116
IT'S AWFUL.
IT CAN HEAR YOU.
660
00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,451
PLEASE?
NO!
661
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:26,886
WHAT ABOUT THE CHAIR?
662
00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:29,321
NO, THE CHAIR STAYS ALSO.
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
663
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:31,758
I BROUGHT FLOWERS
AND CAN'T FIND A DECENT VASE.
664
00:26:31,824 --> 00:26:34,193
ALL I COULD FIND WAS
A CERAMIC BETTY BOOP HEAD.
665
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,328
YOU'RE MAKING YOURSELF C-RAZY.
I KNOW.
666
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,631
WE'LL GET SOME TARPS,
THROW THEM OVER EVERYTHING,
667
00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:40,633
TELL HER YOU'RE PAINTING.
MOM, STOP IT.
668
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,068
WHAT'S SO HORRIBLE
ABOUT THIS ROOM?
669
00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:44,570
WELL, LOOK AT IT!
I AM. I LIKE IT.
670
00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:46,205
YOU MAY,
BUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER WON'T.
671
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:49,175
SHE'S GOING TO TAKE ONE LOOK
AT THE JUNK-STORE COLLECTION
672
00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:51,210
OF HOBO FURNITURE,
AND SHE'S GONNA BLAME ME --
673
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,680
FOR WHAT?
FOR LETTING YOU LIVE LIKE THIS.
674
00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:55,414
NOT TEACHING YOU BETTER,
NOT REDECORATING
675
00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:58,250
WHILE YOU WERE OUTTA TOWN.
WE'RE NEVER OUT OF TOWN.
676
00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,987
FOR NOT SENDING YOU OUTTA TOWN
SO I COULD REDECORATE!
677
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,554
YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
678
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,024
EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG
IN YOUR LIFE IS MY FAULT.
679
00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:07,459
EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG IN
YOUR FATHER'S LIFE IS MY FAULT.
680
00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:09,762
BASICALLY, EVERYTHING
THAT'S WRONG IS MY FAULT.
681
00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:13,365
MOM, WOULD YOU SIT DOWN
FOR A MINUTE?
682
00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:14,433
[ SIGHS ]
683
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,368
AND IT'S LUMPY.
PERFECT.
684
00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:19,271
IF I MAY, I'D LIKE
TO GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE.
685
00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:20,940
YOU WOULD?
686
00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:23,242
YOU NEED A DEFENSE MECHANISM
FOR DEALING WITH HER.
687
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,244
WHAT'RE YOU SAYING?
YOU NEED A SYSTEM.
688
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,479
TAKE ME, FOR EXAMPLE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
689
00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:30,817
I KNOW THERE ARE MANY THINGS
IN MY LIFE YOU DON'T LIKE.
690
00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:32,785
LIKE WHAT?
LIKE THIS COUCH.
691
00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:34,320
WELL,
THIS COUCH IS TERRIBLE.
692
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:36,756
OKAY. GOOD.
YOU THINK THE COUCH IS TERRIBLE.
693
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:39,225
AT ONE POINT IN MY LIFE,
YOU SAYING A COUCH
694
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:42,061
I CAREFULLY PICKED OUT AND
PAID OFF OVER EIGHT MONTHS
695
00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:45,531
IS TERRIBLE MIGHT'VE HURT
MY FEELINGS, BUT NOT ANYMORE.
696
00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:47,166
NO? WHY NOT?
NO.
697
00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,601
BECAUSE I DECIDED
INSTEAD OF BEING HURT AND UPSET
698
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:53,205
BY YOUR DISAPPROVAL, I'M GONNA
BE AMUSED. GONNA FIND IT FUNNY.
699
00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:55,842
I'M EVEN GONNA TAKE
A BIT OF PLEASURE IN IT.
700
00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,376
YOU TAKE PLEASURE
IN MY DISAPPROVAL?
701
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,712
I ENCOURAGE IT SOMETIMES
JUST FOR A LAUGH.
702
00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:02,849
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
THINK "HEY, THAT'S BRILLIANT."
703
00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:05,051
BECAUSE THIS IDEA
COULD SET YOU FREE.
704
00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:07,954
[ SIGHS ]
705
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:11,023
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?
THAT RIDICULOUS BETTY BOOP HEAD.
706
00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,491
MM-HMM.
707
00:28:12,558 --> 00:28:13,893
SO AM I.
708
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:24,470
FRANCIE. SO GOOD OF YOU
TO STOP BY.
709
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,105
I KNOW HOW BUSY
YOU ARE. GUM?
710
00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:27,974
WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE, GILMORE?
DAMAGE?
711
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,009
NO DAMAGE.
I JUST THOUGHT WE SHOULD CHAT.
712
00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:32,478
WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY --
OH, I CHANGED MY MIND.
713
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,147
I DON'T THINK WESHOULD.
I THINK I SHOULD. READY?
714
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,750
OKAY. THAT LITTLE STUNT
YOU PULLED -- NOT GOOD.
715
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,251
STUNT?
PARIS CANCELED THAT MEETING.
716
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:41,287
SOMETHING CAME UP.
SHOULD'VE BROUGHT IT TO PARIS.
717
00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:44,323
PARIS WASN'T AROUND.
SHE WAS OFF WITH A MYSTERY MAN.
718
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:47,193
JEALOUS?
OF PARIS' LOBOTOMY VICTIM?
719
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:50,029
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? SO WHAT
IF PARIS HAS A BOYFRIEND?
720
00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:52,464
YOU DON'T THINK AS HARD
AS PARIS WORKS IN SCHOOL
721
00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:56,068
THE FRANKLIN OR STUDENT COUNCIL,
SHE DESERVES A BOYFRIEND AND TO
ENJOY IT?
722
00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:57,870
HEY, NO ONE IS DENYING GIDGET
723
00:28:57,937 --> 00:28:59,972
A CHANCE TO SNAG MOONDOGGIE
FOR THE CLAMBAKE,
724
00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:01,808
BUT THE OTHERS HAVE
THINGS TO ACCOMPLISH.
725
00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:03,675
YOU'VE HAD ONE GOAL
SINCE THE YEAR BEGAN.
726
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,612
TO ACHIEVE
THE PERFECT LIQUID LINE.
TO TAKE PARIS DOWN.
727
00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:08,080
AND ACHIEVE
THE PERFECT LIQUID LINE.
728
00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:10,516
I TRIED TO SMOOTH THE PATH
BETWEEN BOTH SIDES,
729
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:11,818
YOU KNOW WHAT -- THAT'S OVER.
730
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:14,253
OH, IT IS?
YES, IT IS.
731
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,056
I'M FINISHED
BEING YOUR GO-BETWEEN.
732
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,725
YOU'RE A JERK, IF YOU WANNA
PLAY LIKE THIS, FINE.
733
00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:21,994
ALL BETS ARE OFF.
I'M NO LONGER YOUR ALLY.
734
00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:24,630
YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH, FINE.
I READ "THE ART OF WAR."
735
00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:28,334
I CAN BE AS BIG A PAIN IN
YOUR BUTT AS YOU'RE IN PARIS'.
736
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,402
YOU DON'T
WANT TO BE MY ENEMY.
737
00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:31,938
I THINK I DO.
738
00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:33,105
FINE.
IT IS FINE.
739
00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:34,974
CAN I GO NOW?
THE DOOR'S THERE.
740
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:36,708
YOU'RE GONNA BE VERY SORRY.
741
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:37,776
AM I?
742
00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:40,079
OH, YES. YOU ARE.
743
00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:41,914
I'M GOOD WITH THAT.
744
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:50,289
Rory: I'M RUNNING OUTTA SPACE.
HOW MANY BOUQUETS ARE LEFT?
745
00:29:50,356 --> 00:29:52,124
THREE.
PUT EM ON THE DRESSER.
746
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:54,360
DRESSER'S FULL.
SQUISH THEM IN
WITH ANOTHER BUNCH?
747
00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:57,964
ALREADY SQUISHED.
CAN YOU TOSS THEM OUT
THE WINDOW, LIKE I DID?
748
00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,331
DONE.
GREAT.
749
00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,167
OKAY, SO MONKEY LAMP'S
IN THE CLOSET,
750
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:02,634
SINGING RABBI'S IN A DRAWER,
751
00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:04,937
AND ALL SPICE GIRL MEMORABILIA
IS UNDER YOUR BED.
752
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:09,208
HOW DO I LOOK?
LIKE A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT OWN
SPICE GIRL MEMORABILIA.
753
00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:11,410
I WANT A PLAY-BY-PLAY
OF THE CARNIVAL TONIGHT.
754
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:13,045
I PROMISE.
YOU CAN LEAVE OUT...
755
00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:14,613
THE HAND-KISSING SOUNDS.
GLADLY.
756
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,982
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
757
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:17,283
[ Singsong voice ]
THEY'RE HERE.
758
00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:19,151
IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT,
WHAT HAPPENS?
759
00:30:19,218 --> 00:30:21,187
[ Normal voice ]
I THINK WE HAVE TO MOVE.
760
00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:23,122
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
SMILE PRETTY.
761
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,961
HI, MOM. HI, DAD. HI, GRAN.
WAS YOUR TRIP GOOD?
762
00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:30,863
THE TRIP WAS FINE.
HELLO, RORY.
763
00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,498
HI, GRAN,
GRANDMA, GRANDPA.
764
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:35,767
NOW THAT WE'VE EXHAUSTED THE
GREETINGS, KINDLY MOVE ASIDE.
765
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,403
I'D LIKE TO SEE
YOUR HOUSE.
766
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,071
COME ON IN.
767
00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:40,606
IF I PASS OUT...
768
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,274
I'LL YELL "TIMBER."
769
00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:48,147
SO, GRAN,
W-WHAT DO YOU THINK?
770
00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:50,582
IT'S NOT MUCH --
PROBABLY TOO MODEST FOR KORN,
771
00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:53,152
BUT...WEEZER WOULD BE
PRETTY COMFORTABLE.
772
00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:54,353
OH.
773
00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:29,421
LET'S GO.
774
00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:31,958
ARE WE MOVING?
775
00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:33,525
THEY DON'T KNOW.
776
00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:36,162
LORELAI, I SWEAR TO GOD,
IF YOU PROLONG THIS EVENING...
777
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,563
COMING.
HAVE FUN.
778
00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:39,966
NO ONE APPRECIATES
YOUR SARCASM, YOUNG LADY.
779
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,069
[ WHIMPERS ]
780
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:48,174
IT'S PRETTY
OUT TONIGHT, ISN'T IT?
SURE IS.
781
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,609
LIKE A SNOW GLOBE.
MM-HMM.
782
00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:52,611
SPARKLY.
783
00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:54,880
I DON'T THINK
A NIGHT COMES ANY PRETTIER.
784
00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:57,116
IF YOU TAKE IT
AND ADD A CORN DOG...
785
00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:59,285
I'M NOT GOING
TO THAT CARNIVAL WITH YOU.
786
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:01,720
I'LL BE IN FRONT OF
MISS PATTY'S AT 9:00.
787
00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:04,556
YOU'RE STUBBORN AND IMPOSSIBLE.
I'LL SEE YOU AT 9:00.
788
00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:05,891
RORY!
789
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,226
CLARA! HI!
790
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,363
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER.
LONGER THAN FOREVER.
791
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,599
SHE GOT AWAY FROM ME.
BUY A STRONGER LEASH.
792
00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:17,169
DID YOU SEE THEY GOT THE CRAZY
PSYCHIC FROM WOODBURY AGAIN?
793
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,105
YOU'RE KIDDING.
I THOUGHT SHE GOT ARRESTED.
794
00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:21,007
SHE'S OUT NOW
AND SITTING OVER THERE.
795
00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:23,042
SHE TELLS ME
I'M GONNA BE RICH AND FAMOUS.
796
00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,911
SHE TELLS EVERYBODY THEY'RE
GONNA BE RICH AND FAMOUS.
797
00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:27,213
WHO ARE YOU?
NO ONE.
798
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,315
YES, YOU ARE.
NO, I'M NOT.
799
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,150
THAT'S JESS.
JESS, THIS IS CLARA.
800
00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:33,685
YOU GOING TO THE CARNIVAL?
I'M GOING. JESS ISN'T.
801
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:35,487
WHY NOT?
HE HAS THINGS TO DO.
802
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,956
THEN YOU CAN GO
WITH ME AND DEAN, RIGHT?
803
00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,625
OH, WELL...
I'M GOING.
804
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,893
WHAT?
TO THE CARNIVAL. I'M GOING.
805
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,629
I THOUGHT
YOU HAD THINGS TO DO.
806
00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,365
I DON'T.
RORY JUST SAID
YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO.
807
00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,300
TATTOO, JUST LOOK
FOR THE PLANE, OKAY?
808
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:49,968
WHAT?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.
809
00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:52,438
WE CAN MEET LATER.
LIKE YOU SAID.
810
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,273
HOW MANY CHANCES
DOES A GUY HAVE
811
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:56,708
TO GO TO A STARS HOLLOW HIGH
WINTER CARNIVAL?
812
00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:58,977
RIGHT.
OKAY, THEN. LET'S GO.
813
00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:01,147
TO THE CARNIVAL!
TO THE CARNIVAL.
814
00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:03,382
I WANT A PRETZEL, SNOW CONE
AND A CHEESESTEAK.
815
00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:06,752
PACE YOURSELF.
RORY NEVER TELLS ME
TO PACE MYSELF.
816
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,289
AND THIS
IS OUR DINING ROOM.
817
00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:12,124
SMALL.
OR QUAINT.
818
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:13,425
HA HA! TOUCHE.
819
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,561
OH, YOU'RE IN
FOR A REAL TREAT, TRIX.
820
00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:18,197
SOOKIE IS
ONE OF THE BEST CHEFS AROUND.
821
00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:21,600
HERE'S OUR TABLE. YOU SIT HERE?
ALRIGHT.
822
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,769
WELL, LORELAI, I MUST SAY,
ON FIRST VIEWING,
823
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:26,738
THIS LITTLE INN OF YOURS
LOOKS QUITE IMPRESSIVE.
824
00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:28,006
THANK YOU.
825
00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:29,541
I MEAN, IT'S CERTAINLY
NO ARBORETUM,
826
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:31,277
BUT IT'S NICE
JUST THE SAME.
827
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:34,280
IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION, MOM.
YES, IT WAS.
828
00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:35,947
OH, LOOK -- A MENU.
829
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,349
THAT'S A NICE LITTLE TOUCH.
830
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,618
SOOKIE WANTED EVERYTHING
PERFECT FOR TONIGHT.
831
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:42,721
HEY! THERE YOU ARE.
OH, MICHEL -- GREAT.
832
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:45,991
GRAN, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MICHEL GERARD, OUR CONCIERGE.
833
00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:47,859
THIS IS MY GRANDMOTHER --
LORELAI.
834
00:33:47,926 --> 00:33:49,295
VERY PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
835
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,762
DO YOU HAVE A PEN?
836
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,531
UH, WHY, OF COURSE.
837
00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:54,500
NOW, PLEASE TAKE THIS
TO YOUR CHEF.
838
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,535
THESE ARE THE TIMES
I'D LIKE EACH COURSE
839
00:33:56,602 --> 00:33:59,671
TO APPEAR AT THIS TABLE.
I LIKE A BRISK PACE.
840
00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:03,342
12 MINUTES PER COURSE
IS BEST FOR MY DIGESTION.
841
00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:06,512
HOWEVER, PLEASE TELL YOUR
SERVERS THEY ARE NOT TO CLEAR
842
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:09,014
UNTIL EVERYONE
HAS FINISHED.
843
00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:11,750
THANK YOU.
OH, NO, THANK YOU.
844
00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:15,287
IT IS SO RARE THAT
I GET TO CARRY A NOTE ANYMORE.
845
00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:21,093
IS JESS YOUR REAL NAME?
YES.
846
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,694
DO YOU LIKE IT?
IT'S FINE.
847
00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:25,164
WOULD YOU RATHER
BE NAMED BILL?
NO.
848
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,198
FRANK?
NO.
849
00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:27,199
MIKE?
NO.
850
00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:28,334
BOB?
NO.
851
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,302
ED?
DOES THIS BELONG TO YOU?
852
00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:34,173
CLARA, YOU WANT A SNOW CONE?
YES. WILL YOU GET
ME A SNOW CONE?
853
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,408
STAND IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE STREET AND WAIT.
854
00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:39,044
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I'LL GET YOUR SNOW CONE.
855
00:34:39,111 --> 00:34:41,480
ONE FOR RORY, TOO.
ONE FOR RORY, TOO.
856
00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:42,681
THANKS.
857
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:43,949
DO YOU WASH YOUR HAIR?
858
00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:47,819
YES, I WASH MY HAIR.
WHY DOES IT STICK UP LIKE THAT?
859
00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:50,789
BECAUSE.
IT LOOKS CRAZY.
860
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:53,492
Lane: RORY!
861
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:56,595
HEY!
HOW'S THE FUND-RAISER GOING?
862
00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:58,664
THE TURNOUT LOOKS GOOD.
THE TURNOUT'S GREAT.
863
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,766
APPARENTLY, PEOPLE ARE STARVED
FOR ENTERTAINMENT AROUND HERE.
864
00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,868
WELL, HURRAH
FOR BAD CABLE RECEPTION.
865
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:06,738
DID I SEE YOU WITH JESS AND
DEAN, OR DO I NEED A NEW
PRESCRIPTION?
866
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,740
YOUR PRESCRIPTION'S FINE.
SO EXPLAIN.
867
00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:10,776
TOMORROW AT LUKE'S --
I NEED TO GET BACK
868
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:14,079
BEFORE THERE'S A MORE EXCITING
ENDING TO THE EVENING.
869
00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:16,882
FORGET NOTHING.
I PROMISE.
870
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,284
YOU MISSED.
871
00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:21,753
YOU MISSED.
872
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:23,822
YOU MISSED.
YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO FLY?
873
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,358
HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING?
JESS CAN'T THROW.
874
00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:28,627
I CAN, TOO.
YOU MISSED EVERY TIME.
875
00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:31,663
I CAN'T CONCENTRATE WITH YOUR
VOICE YAMMERING ON AND ON.
876
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:34,233
IT'S LIKE HAVING STUART LITTLE
SHOVED IN MY EAR.
877
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,235
HERE.
THEY ONLY HAD CHERRY.
878
00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,803
WELL, THAT'S ALL WE NEED.
879
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:41,407
YOU PLAY ANY OF THE GAMES YET?
NO. I'VE BEEN WATCHING HIM LOSE.
880
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:44,042
YOU DON'T GET A BEAR,
BUT IT'S STILL PRETTY FUN.
881
00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:46,077
HOW ABOUT I
BEAT YOU AT ICE BOWLING?
882
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,314
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME.
OH, I THINK I CAN.
883
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:49,715
LET'S GO!
WE'LL BE BACK.
884
00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:53,852
OKAY. SO, HOW MUCH TO PLAY?
A DOLLAR.
885
00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:55,687
OKAY.
I GOT IT.
886
00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:59,891
FOR THE RECORD, I'M A GIRL,
WE'REGOTTA THROW LIKE THIS.
887
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,427
[ BALL THUDS ]
888
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:04,630
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
I LIKE YOUR CRAZY HAIR.
889
00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,432
YOU WEREN'T
GONNA GO WITH DEAN?
890
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:10,035
NO. RUNNING INTO THEM
WAS A TOTAL COINCIDENCE.
891
00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:12,638
I SWEAR.
OKAY.
892
00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,506
[ BALL THUDS ]
NOT EVEN CLOSE!
893
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,875
WHEN DID YOU GUYS GET
SO BUDDY-BUDDY AGAIN?
894
00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:18,410
WE'RE NOT SO BUDDY-BUDDY.
895
00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:20,846
YOU WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING. NOW
HE'S FETCHING YOU SNOW CONES?
896
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:23,148
HE WAS GETTING CLARA ONE.
YOU GUYS TALKING?
897
00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:25,284
NO, WE'RE NOT TALKING.
898
00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:28,820
WE TALKED -- ONCE.
YOU'VE CAUGHT MY INTEREST.
899
00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:32,324
WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER,
AND...HE WANTED TO GET COFFEE,
900
00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:34,059
SO I DID, AND WE TALKED.
901
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,161
ABOUT?
JUST BORING THINGS --
902
00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:39,097
CLARA'S HORSEBACK RIDING,
HIS COLLEGE APPLICATION --
903
00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:40,832
NOTHING EARTH-SHATTERING.
UH-HUH.
904
00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:43,402
AND HE ASKED
IF...WE COULD BE FRIENDS,
905
00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:45,471
AND I SAID, "SURE."
FRIENDS?
906
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:47,639
JESS, HE KNOWS
WE'RE TOGETHER, OKAY?
907
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,242
IT'S A SMALL TOWN.
WE WILL SEE EACH OTHER.
908
00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,278
I THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T
HURT TO BE POLITE.
909
00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,346
SO YOU'RE JUST BEING POLITE?
YES.
910
00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:57,215
DEAN HAS NEVER DONE
ANYTHING BAD TO ME, AND I --
911
00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:59,451
I GOT IT.
YOU'RE MAD.
912
00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:01,820
NOPE. JUST FIGURED
YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME.
913
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:04,723
I'M SORRY.
NO BIGGIE. YOU GONNA THROW THAT?
914
00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:06,758
YOU'RE NOT MAD?
NOPE. NOT MAD AT ALL.
915
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,193
AND YOU UNDERSTAND?
I UNDERSTAND.
916
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:09,828
YOU BELIEVE ME?
917
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:13,164
LIKE YOU WERE STANDING WITH
AN AXE NEXT TO A CHERRY TREE.
918
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:16,702
WILL YOU JUST
THROW THE BALL?
919
00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:18,804
OH, MY GOD! I DID IT!
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
920
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:21,640
HERE YOU GO. CONGRATULATIONS.
THANKS.
921
00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:23,375
HELLO, SAD, PATHETIC BEAR.
922
00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:25,010
I COULD'VE BOUGHT
THAT FOR A QUARTER.
923
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,446
IT'S BETTER I WON IT.
CLARA WOULD LIKE IT.
924
00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:29,315
YES --
SHOVED IN HER MOUTH.
925
00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:31,817
SHE'S CUTE!
OH, JUST DARLING!
926
00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:33,919
[ CHUCKLES ]
927
00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:38,490
AND SO FAR -- KNOCK WOOD --
THINGS SEEM TO BE PICKING UP.
928
00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:40,626
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU WENT INTO BUSINESS.
929
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:43,595
EMILY, YOU SHOULD'VE ENCOURAGED
HIM TO DO THIS YEARS AGO.
930
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:45,764
YES, I SHOULD'VE.
HE'S A GO-GETTER YOUR FATHER--
931
00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:48,334
NOT COMPLETELY
DISSIMILAR TO YOURSELF.
THANK YOU, GRAN.
932
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,870
HELLO. JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW
YOUR DINNER WAS COMING ALONG.
933
00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,540
SOOKIE, IT'S AMAZING.
GRAN, THIS IS OUR CHEF, SOOKIE.
934
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,174
THE FOOD IS EXCELLENT.
935
00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:57,208
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
936
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,478
MMM, MMM...
YOUNG LADY!
937
00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:02,013
YOUR UNIFORM HAS
A CUT DOWN YOUR BACK.
938
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,214
IT DOES?
939
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:06,017
OH, YEAH,
I DID GET MYSELF, HUH?
940
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:07,919
HOW ON EARTH
DID YOU DO THAT?
941
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,154
OH, WELL, I...
942
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:11,056
AND THE CHOP FLEW,
SO I LUNGED.
943
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,792
AND THE FLOOR SLIPPED,
AND THEN -- WHOO!
944
00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:17,095
AND I JUST...FLIPPED,
YOU KNOW?
945
00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:18,564
YOU KINDA HAD TO BE THERE.
946
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,566
YES, APPARENTLY, SO.
947
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,768
OKAY, WELL...
NICE TO MEET YOU.
948
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:26,037
I HAVE TO GET BACK. WE HAVE
A TIGHT SCHEDULE TO FOLLOW.
949
00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:28,073
YES, WE DO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
950
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,577
SO, TRIX, LET'S TALK
ABOUT THE HARTFORD HOUSE.
951
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,412
HAVE A NEW TENANT
LINED UP YET?
952
00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,013
I DO.
MMM, WHO?
953
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,682
ME.
WHAT?
954
00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:38,350
I WASN'T GONNA
BRING THIS UP TONIGHT,
955
00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:41,887
BUT SINCE YOU ASKED, MY HEALTH
HASN'T BEEN VERY GOOD LATELY.
956
00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:45,323
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WHAT'S THE MATTER IS,
I'M NOT 20.
957
00:38:45,391 --> 00:38:47,726
ANYHOW, THE WEATHER
IN LONDON IS QUITE DAMP,
958
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:50,362
AND I HAVE A YEARNING
TO BE A LITTLE CLOSER
959
00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:51,963
TO MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY,
960
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:55,401
SO NOW THAT KORN
HAS MOVED OUT OF MY HOUSE,
961
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:58,136
I THOUGHT PERHAPS
I WOULD MOVE BACK IN.
962
00:38:58,203 --> 00:38:59,371
UM, WHEN, GRAN?
963
00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:01,407
SOON AS I CLOSE UP
THE LONDON HOUSE
964
00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:02,908
AND GET MY AFFAIRS
IN ORDER.
965
00:39:02,974 --> 00:39:05,711
I THINK THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA.
I'M -- I'M THRILLED.
966
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:08,380
I'M SO THRILLED, I'M NOT
GONNA BE ANGRY WITH YOU
967
00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:10,616
FOR NOT TELLING ME
YOU WERE IN ILL HEALTH.
968
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,217
I WILL BE FINE, RICHARD.
969
00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,486
YOU'LLBE FINE, BECAUSE
AS SOON AS YOU'RE BACK,
970
00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:17,322
I'M GONNA SEND YOU
TO THE FINEST DOCTORS.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
971
00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:20,626
EMILY AND I ARE GOING TO
LOOK AFTER YOU DAY AND NIGHT.
972
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,861
YOU CAN COUNT ON US.
I KNEW I COULD.
973
00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:24,696
OH, IT'S TIME
FOR THE NEXT COURSE.
974
00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:27,466
WAITER,
OUR NEXT COURSE, PLEASE.
975
00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:29,568
I'M NOT DONE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
976
00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:30,969
YOU HAD 12 MINUTES.
977
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,804
I'M NOT DONE.
978
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,139
FINE.
979
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:35,607
WE WILL WAIT.
980
00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:51,122
THAT'LL DO, PIG.
THAT'LL DO.
981
00:39:57,028 --> 00:39:58,597
[ BLOWS ON HANDS ]
982
00:39:58,664 --> 00:40:00,666
NEED SOME HELP
WITH THE BIG WORDS?
983
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,768
SURE -- WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER
HERE
984
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:05,704
AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHICH ONE'S
GIVING ME A HARD TIME?
985
00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:08,273
YOU'RE GETTING
A LITTLE PATHETIC.
THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP.
986
00:40:08,339 --> 00:40:09,875
"LET'S BE FRIENDS"?
NO, THANKS.
987
00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:13,144
YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING?
988
00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:15,781
GET OUT OF HERE, JESS.
RORY'S TAKEN PITY ON YOU.
989
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,816
THAT'S WHY THE INTEREST
IN BEING YOUR FRIEND.
990
00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:19,551
YOU KNOW THAT.
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
991
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,019
THE SADDEST PART
OF THIS IS --
992
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:22,954
MAN, YOU LIKE
HEARING YOURSELF TALK.
993
00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:25,056
YOU REALLY THINK
BY BEING HER FRIEND
994
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,391
YOU'RE GONNA GET HER BACK.
995
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:27,893
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
996
00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:29,628
RORY AND I
ARE JUST FRIENDS,
997
00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:31,797
JUST LIKE YOU AND RORY
WERE JUST FRIENDS.
998
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:35,534
AND, HEY --
LOOK HOW IT TURNED OUT FOR YOU.
999
00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:37,836
OKAY,
I'M READY FOR POPCORN.
1000
00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:40,405
YOU GOT IT.
1001
00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:42,340
BYE, JESS.
1002
00:40:42,407 --> 00:40:44,342
DO YOU THINK
RORY WANTS SOME POPCORN?
1003
00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:46,444
I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S GO ASK HER.
1004
00:40:52,350 --> 00:40:53,552
THIS IS VERY IMPRESSIVE.
1005
00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:55,020
NOT AS IMPRESSIVE
AS MY MOTHER
1006
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:57,656
MAKING FOUR GREEN BEANS
LAST AN HOUR AND A HALF.
1007
00:40:57,723 --> 00:40:59,424
FINALLY GOT
TO THE LAST BEAN--
1008
00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:01,259
SHE CUT IT
IN SIX PIECES.
1009
00:41:01,326 --> 00:41:04,329
I THOUGHT GRAN WAS GONNA
LUNGE ACROSS THE TABLE AT HER.
1010
00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:06,031
THE STUDENT
SURPASSES THE MASTER.
1011
00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:07,699
I WAS A LITTLE PROUD.
1012
00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:09,535
ALTHOUGH I'M BUMMED
I MISSED THE CARNIVAL.
1013
00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:11,202
THERE'S A SNOW CONE
IN THE FREEZER.
1014
00:41:11,269 --> 00:41:14,640
HOW'D IT FINALLY END
WITH CHEECH AND CHONG?
1015
00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:16,374
JESS KNOWS
I'M FRIENDS WITH DEAN,
1016
00:41:16,441 --> 00:41:17,609
DEAN KNOWS I'M DATING JESS,
1017
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:20,546
AND THEY BOTH SEEM FINE
WITH IT.
1018
00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,147
WHAT?
1019
00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:26,017
I LIKE THAT ONCE IN A WHILE,
YOU SEEM LIKE A LITTLE KID.
1020
00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:28,353
THEY DO. I SWEAR.
1021
00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:30,956
LET'S JUST WATCH THE SNOW.
77789
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