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I LIKE THESE WOMEN.
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I LOVE THESE WOMEN.
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* AND I'M IN LOVE
WITH YOU *
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DON'T DO IT, EDIE!
I'LL GET SO MAD.
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POOR EDIE.
WHICH EDIE?
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LITTLE EDIE.
SHE'S JUST TRYING TO SING,
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AND HER MOM
WON'T STOP TALKING.
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BIG EDIE WAS
SO BEAUTIFUL IN HER DAY.
THEY WERE BOTH PRETTY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY WERE RELATED TO JACKIE.
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THE KENNEDYS HID THEM
IN THE BACKGROUND.
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WHEN YOU'RE A KENNEDY,
HOW DO YOU CHOOSE
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WHO IN THE FAMILY TO HIDE?
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I NEVER TRIED ATTRACTING
MEN WITH IT.
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* THE SEA IS SAD... *
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EDIE, STOP IT!
I'M GONNA GET UP NOW.
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THERE'S SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL
ABOUT THEM.
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THEY'RE COOL, THEY'RE FREE.
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YEAH, AND THEY'RE MEMORABLE.
MOST PEOPLE ARE FORGETTABLE.
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THEY'RE HAPPY.
THEY HAD THEIR CATS.
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AND THEIR RACCOONS.
AND THEIR PRETTY HOUSE.
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AND EACH OTHER.
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ADD A FEW YEARS,
AND THEY'RE US.
YEAH.
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GET OUT!
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YEAH.
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GO OUT! STOP THAT!
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YEAH.
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STOP THAT SILLY NONSENSE!
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* IF YOU'RE OUT
ON THE ROAD *
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* FEELIN' LONELY
AND SO COLD *
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* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS CALL MY NAME *
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* AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED *
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* IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW *
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* OH, OH, OH *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANY, ANYWHERE
THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED *
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* IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
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BRIANNA, RUN IT
THROUGH THE SIEVE AGAIN.
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I WANT IT SMOOTH AS GLASS.
DON'T CUT CORNERS, PEOPLE.
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SHE'S MELTING DOWN.
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LIKE BUTTER ON A SKILLET.
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SOOKI.
JUST A SECOND.
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HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE, PETE?
LITTLE FRUSTRATED, I BET.
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WONDERED HOW I KNOW THAT?
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YOU'RE TAKING IT OUT
ON MY EGG WHITES.
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GENTLY!
FOLD THEM GENTLY.
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SHIRL, YOU'RE SLICING,
NOT DICING.
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I CAN HEAR IT IN THE CHOP.
ADJUST, MY FRIEND.
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SOOKIE, WHOA, WHOA!
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HEY, LET'S TALK.
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I'M EXTREMELY LACKING
IN TIME HERE.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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CHAOS, TRAVESTY OF COOKING.
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IT'S A SALMONELLA
LABORATORY IN HERE.
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THE KITCHEN WILL BE
IN GOOD HANDS.
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BUT NOT MY HANDS.
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IT'LL BE IN BOB'S HANDS.
BOB HAS GREAT HANDS.
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BOB HAS TWO SECONDS TO GET
THE HOLLANDAISE OFF THE FLAME
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BEFORE I BREAK HIS NECK.
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SOOKIE, YOU HIRED BOB.
YOU TRAINED HIM IN YOUR IMAGE.
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HE'S GREAT. HE'S
SUBBED FOR YOU BEFORE.
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BUT THIS IS THANKSGIVING.
HE HAS NEVER DONE THANKSGIVING.
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HE'S READY.
HE'LL SUB FOR YOU SEAMLESSLY.
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EVEN BIG JOE NEWS ANCHORS
HAVE SUBSTITUTES.
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AND THAT'S THE THING.
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THEY STILL SAY, "AND NOW THE CBS
EVENING NEWS WITH DAN RATHER."
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YOU SEE? DAN IS
STILL ASSOCIATED WITH IT
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EVEN THOUGH HE'S OFF
SNORKELING OR SOMETHING,
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LIKE I'LL BE
ASSOCIATED WITH THE DINNER
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BECAUSE BOB IS SUBSTITUTING
FOR SOOKIE.
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EXCUSE ME ONE MINUTE.
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OH, THIS CAN
ONLY BE GOOD.
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SOOKIE, THAT'S THE GARBAGE.
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STOP ROOTING THROUGH
THE GARBAGE.
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I WILL WHEN PEOPLE STOP
THROWING AWAY USEFUL STUFF!
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SOOKIE, DROP -- DROP THE TOPS.
DROP 'EM.
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COME HERE, COME HERE.
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SOOKIE, LISTEN TO ME, BECAUSE
YOU'RE TORTURING YOURSELF HERE.
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EMILY, HI.
THAT'S NICE. THAT'S
VERY HIGH SCHOOL.
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STICK WITH ME HERE.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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YEAH, THAT'S FUNNY.
YOU KNOW WHO'S BEHIND YOU?
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IT'S JOSEPH STALIN,
MY GOOD FRIEND.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK
FROM THE DEAD, JOE?
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LORELAI?
OH! MOM, JEEZ. YOU SCARED ME.
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YOU HEARD SOOKIE GREET ME.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE.
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YOU LIKE COMPARING ME
TO JOSEPH STALIN?
I WASN'T COMPARING.
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I'M IN A HURRY.
CAN WE SPEAK?
YEAH, I GUESS, FOR A MINUTE.
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SO WERE YOU IN THE AREA
OR SOMETHING?
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NOT REALLY.
WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
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I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.
PHONE'S OUT OF ORDER?
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LET'S NOT PLAY GAMES.
GAMES?
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I'VE CALLED SEVERAL TIMES
THE PAST FEW WEEKS,
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AND YOU'VE SKILLFULLY
AVOIDED EVERY CALL.
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THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I LEFT MESSAGES ON YOUR MACHINE.
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YES, MESSAGES.
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IF I HAPPENED TO PICK
UP, YOU'D HANG UP,
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IF THE MAID PICKED UP,
YOU'D ASK FOR ME,
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CLAIM YOU WERE DRIVING
THROUGH A TUNNEL,
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SO YOU GET CUT OFF, AND MAKE
GARBLING NOISES AND HANG UP.
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WE'RE TALKING NOW.
ARE YOU FEELING WELL?
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YOU CAME HERE
TO ASK ME THAT?
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YOU'VE BEEN SICK PAST TWO
FRIDAYS FOR DINNER.
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THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T COME,
RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU WERE SICK?
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SO ARE YOU BETTER?
YOU LOOK FINE.
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IT'S THE MAKEUP.
I'M STILL --
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THESE ALLERGIES REALLY JUST HIT
ME LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
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I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU MENTION
ALLERGIES BEFORE.
I'M A SILENT SUFFERER.
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I HOPE YOU'RE
FEELING BETTER.
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I WANT YOU TO COME
TO DINNER TOMORROW.
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TOMORROW?
TOMORROW'S THANKSGIVING.
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YES, IT IS THANKSGIVING.
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AND BEFORE YOU SIFT THROUGH
THE DOZEN OR SO EXCUSES
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YOU ALWAYS HAVE ON HAND,
LET ME HAVE MY SAY.
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YOU'VE MISSED TWO DINNERS
AND AVOIDED MY CALLS
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BECAUSE YOU'RE MAD AT US ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED AT YALE.
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BUT I WANT YOU AND RORY
AT THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR.
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IF YOU HAVE PLANS...
WE DO HAVE PLANS.
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...ALTER THEM.
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THERE'LL BE OTHER PEOPLE THERE,
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SO THE FOCUS
WON'T BE ON YOU.
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YOU MAY BE ABLE TO GET BY
WITHOUT SAYING MORE
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THAN "HELLO," "GOODBYE,"
AND "PASS THE GRAVY ."
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WE ALREADY HAVE PLANS.
YOUR FATHER AND I
ARE GOING OUTTA TOWN
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AND WE'LL BE GONE ALL OF
DECEMBER, INCLUDING CHRISTMAS.
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IT'S THE LAST CHANCE FOR
THE FAMILY TO BE TOGETHER
FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
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I'M NOT THE ONE WHO
SET THE MEETING FOR RORY
BEHIND YOUR BACK.
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I WANT YOU THERE, LORELAI.
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AND IF YOU'RE STILL SICK, I
DON'T WANT A DOCTOR'S NOTE.
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I WANT YOUR DOCTOR HIMSELF
TO COME TO MY HOUSE
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AND CONVINCE ME THAT
IT'S TRUE. GOT IT?
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GOT IT.
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SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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THE MULTILAYERED MEMBRANE
SYSTEMS OF THE CYTOPLASM
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ARE THE SMOOTH ENDOPLASMIC
RETICULUM,
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THE ROUGH ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM,
AND THE GOLGI BODY.
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NOW, THE SMOOTH ENDOPLASMIC
RETICULUM IS CONCERNED
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WITH THE MANUFACTURE
OF LIPID MOLECULES.
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[BELL RINGING]
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WE'LL CONTINUE ON THIS
NEXT WEEK.
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KEEP UP ON YOUR READING, PLEASE.
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THAT WAS REALLY
DISTRACTING.
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OH, WELL, BY ALL MEANS,
MADELINE,
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POINT OUT TO THE FACULTY
THAT THEIR ANNOYING CUSTOM
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OF TEACHING IS DISTRACTING YOU
FROM MORE IMPORTANT THINGS,
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LIKE NAIL FILING AND DAYDREAMING
ABOUT MARRYING RYAN PHILLIPPE.
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AAH. HE'S ALREADY MARRIED.
THEN WHATEVER
STRAWHEAD ACTOR ISN'T.
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FOR THE LAST FIVE MINUTES,
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EVERY SINGLE THING SHE SAID
SOUNDED DIRTY.
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YEAH, SAME HERE.
GOOD GOD.
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I MEAN, RETICULUM --
COME ON.
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AND PLUS THE GOLGI BODY --
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IS IT ME, OR IS THAT
MAJORLY PORNOGRAPHIC?
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MY LIFE WITH
THE BANGER SISTERS.
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SO CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
HALLELUJAH.
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WHAT'S EVERYBODY
DOING FOR THANKSGIVING?
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I CAN'T EVEN TALK
ABOUT THANKSGIVING.
LOUISE?
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I'M HAVING DINNER
WITH MY DAD.
ISN'T HE STILL IN JAIL?
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YES, BUT HIS COMPANY DONATED
SOME TREADMILLS FOR THE INMATES,
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SO HE SWUNG A SPECIAL
TRAILER FOR DINNER
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THAT THEY'LL SET UP
FOR US IN THE PARKING LOT.
WE HAVE IT FOR TWO HOURS.
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THEN ONE OF THE MANSON GIRLS
GETS IT.
YOU'RE LUCKY IT'S IN THAT ORDER.
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MY THANKSGIVING IS TURNING INTO
A WES CRAVEN MOVIE.
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HOW SO?
I CALLED SHELTERS TO
VOLUNTEER TO SERVE FOOD.
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IT'S THANKSGIVING.
YOU'D THINK THEY'D HAVE NEEDS.
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NOPE. EVERY STUPID SOUP KITCHEN
IN TOWN TURNED ME DOWN
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BECAUSE THEY HAVE
ENOUGH VOLUNTEERS.
BUMMER.
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I'M ON A COUPLE WAITING LISTS,
BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
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I'VE NEVER HEARD OF
TOO MANY VOLUNTEERS.
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WHO ARE ALL THESE JACKASSES
WHO VOLUNTEERED ANYWAY?
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THEY CAN'T ALL BE STUDENTS
LIKE ME.
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THEY'RE NOT ALL PUTTING IT ON
A COLLEGE APPLICATION.
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I GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT.
THESE PEOPLE DON'T GET ANYTHING.
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TALK ABOUT SELFISH.
SORE SUBJECT.
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WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, MADELINE?
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I'VE GOT MORE COLLEGE
APPLICATIONS TO FILL OUT --
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BACKUPS, SAFETY SCHOOLS.
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I'VE GOT SOME OF THAT, TOO.
I'M SO BEHIND.
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I TOLD YOU TO HAVE
THOSE DONE BY NOW.
SORRY, MOM.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING SORRY.
IT'S ABOUT BEING PREPARED.
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I GOT HARVARD AND MY BACKUPS
IN WEEKS AGO.
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ALL YOU'RE DOING IS MAKING ME
MORE NERVOUS.
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I'LL SEE YOU GUYS MONDAY.
SAME HERE.
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YEAH, SEE YOU GUYS MONDAY.
HARVARD IS GOING TO BE EXPECTING
THANKSGIVING SHELTER WORK.
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THEY'LL KNOW I CALLED TOO LATE
AND WILL TOTALLY IMPUGN
MY ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS.
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BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW I
ULTIMATELY DO ALL THESE THINGS
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FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND,
RIGHT?
OH, YEAH.
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SOMETIMES I DON'T THINK
I COME OFF THAT WAY.
NO.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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HELLO?
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YES, THANKS FOR RETURNING
MY CALL.
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NOTHING? BUT -- WAIT.
JUST STICK ME AT ANY POT.
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I'M SMALL. YOU WON'T KNOW
I'M THERE. I'LL EVEN
BRING MY OWN LADLE.
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OH, NOW, COME ON.
WORK WITH ME HERE.
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I'VE GOT A SLOTTED SPOON.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT COFFEE
OR CONDIMENTS?
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YOU GOT CONDIMENTS COVERED?
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I'M SORRY.
CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR?
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MY ATTITUDE?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE?
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I'M TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE.
IT'S THANKSGIVING.
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SO SHE COLDCOCKED
YOU, HUH?
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SHE BIT ME -- INCAPACITATED
ME WITH HER POISON
AND DEVOURED ME WHOLE.
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BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO GO
TO FOUR THANKSGIVING DINNERS?
IT'S NOT FOUR, IS IT?
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00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,562
LANE'S HOUSE, SOOKIE'S, AND WE
ALWAYS STOP BY LUKE'S --
211
00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,597
THAT'S THREE, AND GRANDMA
AND GRANDPA IS FOUR.
212
00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,231
WE'RE MAD, EDIE.
WE'RE US, EDIE.
213
00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:21,702
WE'VE TO GO TO MY PARENTS'
OR BE BROUGHT UP ON WAR CRIMES.
214
00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,937
LANE'S IS ALWAYS SUPEREARLY SO
THAT'S EASY TO CATCH.
215
00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,438
SOOKIE'S IS MIDAFTERNOON.
LUKE'S THE TOUGHIE.
216
00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,075
I GUESS THAT'S THE ONE
WE'LL HAVE TO SKIP.
BUMMER.
217
00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:31,144
I KNOW, BUT HE WON'T
CARE. HOLIDAYS ARE
NOTHING TO HIM ANYWAY.
218
00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,446
HEY, KIRK, DISCOVER
A NEW FREAKY FETISH?
219
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,148
WHAT?
NOTHING.
DID YOU BUY A CAT?
220
00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,785
YEP. I'M VERY EXCITED.
YOU SEEM IT. SO
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
221
00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,254
I'M ASSUMING THERE'S NOTHING
LEFT IN THE STORE.
THERE'RE NUMBER OF THINGS LEFT.
222
00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:44,524
NO, I MEANT YOU SEEM TO BE
BUYING A LOT OF STUFF.
223
00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,226
OH, SORRY.
MY EXCITEMENT MUST BE CLOUDING
224
00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:49,096
MY ABILITY TO JUDGE COMEDIC
HYPERBOLE.
WHERE'D YOU GET THE CAT?
225
00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:52,966
A LADY HAD A FEW AT
THE GROCERY STORE, AND
KIRK LIKED ME INSTANTLY.
226
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:53,967
KIRK?
YES.
227
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,169
THE CAT'S
NAME IS KIRK?
YEP.
228
00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,537
WEIRD COINCIDENCE OR...
229
00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,607
I NAMED HIM KIRK.
ISN'T THAT CONFUSING?
230
00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,175
NOT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
231
00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,476
NO, IT'S STILL CONFUSING.
232
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,113
I LIKE THE NAME, AND WHENEVER
I CALL KIRK'S NAME,
233
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,348
I OBVIOUSLY WON'T BE
CALLING MYSELF.
TRUE.
234
00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:11,184
ALTHOUGH WHEN MY MOM CALLS FOR
KIRK, THAT MAY BE CONFUSING.
235
00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:14,454
MAYBE I CAN GET HER TO SAY
CAT KIRK WHEN SHE'S CALLING KIRK
236
00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:17,524
AND HUMAN KIRK WHEN
SHE'S CALLING ME.
THAT WOULD KEEP IT STRAIGHT.
237
00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,994
I'M GLAD I RAN INTO YOU.
SEE YA.
SEE YA, HUMAN KIRK.
238
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,264
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A CAT PERSON.
HE'S JUST NEVER HAD A CAT.
239
00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,199
HMM.
240
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,936
[BELL RINGING]
241
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:29,970
HEY. ANYWHERE?
242
00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:30,838
ANYWHERE.
243
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,205
HMM...DO YOU MIND MOVING?
244
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,842
I HATE WHEN YOU DO THAT.
IT'S MY SHOW STOPPER.
245
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,009
AN EMPTY TABLE.
246
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,045
OH! YOU READY TO ORDER?
I'M READY.
247
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,881
DON'T BOTHER -- SAW YOU
COMING. I ALREADY ORDERED
YOUR WEDNESDAY USUAL --
248
00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:44,051
THE FRENCH DIP, EXTRA FRIES,
THE EVERY-WEDNESDAY CHERRY PIE.
SUCH SERVICE.
249
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,886
IT'S SUCH A FOOD RUT
WE'RE IN.
250
00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:48,155
I GOT TO GET BACK
TO STUFFING MY TURKEY.
251
00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:51,625
DO YOU HAVE TIME TO DO THAT AND
PREP YOUR THANKSGIVING FOOD?
STOP IT.
252
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:55,328
IT'S A TEDIOUS JOB.
WHAT IF WE TOLD YOU
YOU COULD STUFF ONE LESS?
253
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,765
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WE GOT SHANGHAIED BY MY MOTHER.
254
00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:01,434
WITH THE OTHER THINGS WE'VE
GOING, WELL, TOO MANY
COMMITMENTS, NOT ENOUGH US.
255
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,070
WE CAN'T MAKE IT TOMORROW.
256
00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:06,139
OH, OKAY. FINE.
IT WAS BEYOND OUR CONTROL.
257
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,976
THAT'S FINE. WHATEVER.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
YEAH.
258
00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,979
UM, OKAY.
259
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,715
I MAY BE CRAZY, BUT
HE ALMOST LOOKED...
260
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,249
DISAPPOINTED.
YES. DISAPPOITNED.
261
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,686
WE DISAPPOINTED LUKE.
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE.
262
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,520
OUR POWERS ARE GREATER
THAN WE KNOW.
263
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:24,191
HE LIKES IT WHEN WE COME
FOR THANKSGIVING.
ALL THESE YEARS, WE NEVER KNEW.
264
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,426
HE'S THE GRINCH,
AND WE'RE CINDY LOU WHO.
265
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,796
SO, CINDY LOU,
WHAT DO WE DO?
266
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,799
UH, WELL, PERFECT.
THAT WORKS GREAT.
267
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:34,101
OKAY, BYE NOW.
268
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,970
SORRY. I'M JUST CLARIFYING
THE SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW.
269
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:40,407
AS LUCK HAS IT, WE CAN MAKE IT.
WE'LL DEFINITELY BE HERE.
270
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,643
THAT WAS MY MOM, AND THE TIME'S
JUST GONNA WORK OUT FINE.
271
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,847
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
I ALREADY STOPPED
PREPPING THE LAST TURKEY.
272
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:49,082
WELL, START PREPPING IT AGAIN
'CAUSE WE ARE COMING.
273
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,785
I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
LIKE YOU HAVE TO COME.
274
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:55,789
THIS IS TIRING.
I CAN KNEEL BEHIND HIM,
AND YOU CAN PUSH HIM OVER.
275
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,457
IT WON'T BE A HASSLE?
IT WON'T.
276
00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:00,093
WE'RE COMING.
NOW GO AWAY AND LET US EAT.
277
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,529
SHOO, SHOO!
278
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:03,897
THAT WAS VERY NICE.
279
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,066
WELL, I HATE
DISAPPOINTING PEOPLE.
280
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,434
OKAY, NOW,
PRACTICAL QUESTION --
281
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,870
HOW ARE WE GOING TO EAT FOUR
THANKSGIVING DINNERS?
282
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:13,741
HOW? RORY, WHAT ARE WE IF NOT
WORLD-CHAMPION EATERS?
283
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,542
IT'S TOO MUCH FOOD.
IT'S NOT.
284
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,978
THIS IS WHAT WE'VE TRAINED
FOR OUR WHOLE LIVES.
285
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,013
THIS IS OUR FINEST HOUR.
OR FINAL HOUR.
286
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,850
NO, NO. GET INSPIRED AND
TOMORROW I GUARANTEE YOU,
287
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,885
WE WILL BE STANDING ON
THE OLYMPIC PLATFORM
288
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,887
RECEIVING OUR GOLD
MEDALS FOR EATING.
289
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,488
WE'RE NOT
MICHELLE KWAN-ING THIS.
290
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,357
OKAY, OKAY.
FOUR DINNERS.
291
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,524
WE'LL SKIP THE ROLLS.
292
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:32,926
THAT'LL HELP.
293
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,195
WE MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
NOT EATING MUCH NOW
294
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,064
IN PREPARATION FOR OUR
FINEST HOUR.
295
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:41,201
A LITTLE FASTING SO WE CAN
ENJOY MORE TOMORROW, HMM?
296
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,402
UNNECESSARY.
297
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,037
YEAH.
298
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,042
WHAT'S ON THE LIST?
FLOWERS FOR EVERYONE
WE'RE VISITING
299
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,243
AND CRANBERRY SAUCE FOR THE
KIMS.
300
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,112
TUMS?
YOU MEAN AMATEUR PILLS?
301
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,581
JUST IN CASE.
OKAY, TUMS.
302
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,784
I'LL DO THE FLOWERS.
I'LL DO DOOSE'S.
303
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,385
THANK YOU.
304
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,356
HEY, THERE.
HEY.
305
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,559
WAIT, STOP.
WHAT?
306
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,595
STOP.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
307
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,998
COME ON.
RORY.
308
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,902
WHAT WAS THAT?
A KISS.
309
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,904
WHAT'S WITH THE RELOCATION
BEFORE THE KISS?
310
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,372
IT'S TOO EARLY.
TOO EARLY FOR WHAT?
311
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,707
FOR KISSING LIKE THAT.
312
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,642
WHAT'S THE RULE --
NO KISSING BEFORE NOON?
313
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,845
NO, IT'S TOO EARLY
TO DO THIS HERE.
314
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,113
WHERE? IN THE STREET?
315
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,781
THE STREET
WITH PEOPLE WATCHING.
316
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:28,849
WHAT PEOPLE?
317
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:29,917
IN FRONT OF DOOSE'S.
318
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,351
AH. DOOSE'S.
319
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,987
WE SHOULDN'T FLAUNT IT.
BUT I WANT TO FLAUNT IT.
320
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,389
IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
HE'S A BIG BOY, RORY.
321
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,859
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME
A COUPLE'S BROKEN UP.
322
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,760
IT IS FOR US.
THIS IS INSANE.
323
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,096
PLEASE, LET'S NOT
FLAUNT IT. PLEASE?
324
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,699
FOR HOW LONG?
UNTIL IT'S COMFORTABLE.
325
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,135
BEFORE WE'RE ON
SOCIAL SECURITY?
326
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,971
I PROMISE.
WE CAN KISS SECRETLY.
327
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,639
OR WE COULD WEAR "THREE
STOOGES" MASKS.
328
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:56,176
THAT WAY NO ONE WILL
KNOW WHO WE ARE.
I CAN BE CURLY.
329
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,045
I'LL BE MOE.
PROBABLY TOO SILLY.
330
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,881
THIS WILL GET BETTER OVER TIME.
I PROMISE.
331
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,083
BUT UNTIL THEN,
LET'S JUST PLAY IT COOL.
332
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,952
HEY, I'M FRANK
AT THE SANDS.
333
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,887
THAT'S COOL.
334
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,963
OH. HEY, KIRK.
DOING YOUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING?
335
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,065
WELL, SHOPPING, YES,
AND IT IS A HOLIDAY,
336
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,969
BUT MY SHOPPING ISN'T HOLIDAY
RELATED, SO TECHNICALLY, NO.
337
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,871
OH, WHAT HAPPENED THERE?
338
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,505
OH, NOTHING --
JUST A LITTLE SCRATCH.
339
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,174
LOOKS LIKE A BIG SCRATCH.
340
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,109
WOW! BACTINE, NEOSPORIN,
MERCUROCHROME --
341
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,844
WHAT'S WITH ALL
THE PHARMACOLOGICALS?
342
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:34,114
KIRK AND I ARE GOING THROUGH
A LITTLE ADJUSTMENT PERIOD,
THAT'S ALL.
343
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,548
CAT KIRK?
IT'S NO BIGGIE,
344
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,852
AND THIS LOOKS...A LOT
WORSE THAN IT IS.
345
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,220
YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
346
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,255
HOW'D IT HAPPEN?
YOU WERE PLAYING OR SOMETHING?
347
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,857
WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLY
PLAYED YET.
348
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,927
HAPPENED WHEN I WALKED INTO THE
ROOM WITHOUT ANNOUNCING MYSELF.
349
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:51,398
EXCUSE ME?
KIRK LIKES MY PRESENCE ANNOUNCED
BEFORE I ENTER ANY ROOM HE'S IN.
350
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,200
YOU HAVE TO ANNOUNCE
YOURSELF?
351
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,569
A QUICK, "OKAY IF I COME
IN?" FROM THE ADJACENT ROOM.
352
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,406
OTHERWISE HE GETS
A LITTLE TESTY.
HENCE THE SCRATCH.
353
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:03,043
JUST A SMALL LACERATION --
AGAIN, NO BIGGIE.
354
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,945
[ GASPS ]
KIRK, HE GOT YOUR NECK.
355
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,379
THAT WAS ANOTHER MISTAKE
OF MINE.
356
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,016
I PUT HIS FOOD BOWL DOWN
IN FRONT OF HIM.
357
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,717
HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT --
OR SHE DOESN'T.
358
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,820
SHE? I THOUGHT KIRK
WAS A BOY.
THAT WAS JUST A GUESS.
359
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:18,291
HE ACTUALLY HASN'T EXPOSED HIS
UNDERSIDE TO ME YET -- OR HERS.
360
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,261
WELL, HERE'S HOPING YOUR CAT
EXPOSES ITSELF TO YOU SOON.
361
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,897
FROM YOUR MOUTH
TO GOD'S EARS. SEE YA.
362
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,398
SEE YA.
363
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,838
HI, THERE.
HI.
364
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,473
SO YOU PULLED
THE THANKSGIVING SHIFT, HUH?
365
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,708
YEAH, I GET TIME AND A HALF.
GOOD, GOOD.
366
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:40,047
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
SAME HERE. UM, SO,
I GOT TO WORK.
367
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,848
RIGHT, RIGHT.
TAYLOR'S A DICTATOR.
368
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,951
YEAH.
369
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,253
DEAN, WAIT.
370
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,221
UM...
371
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:51,925
LOOK, WE LIVE IN A TEENY,
TINY, LITTLE HAMLET HERE.
372
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,560
I MEAN,
STICK IT IN AN ENVELOPE,
373
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,496
AND WE COULD MAIL THE WHOLE
TOWN FOR A BUCK, 40.
374
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,898
MAKES AVOIDING PEOPLE TOUGH
AND UNCOMFORTABLE.
375
00:14:58,966 --> 00:14:59,933
I KNOW.
376
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,334
I HATE HIDING FROM PEOPLE,
377
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,570
ESPECIALLY WHEN I DON'T WANT
TO HIDE FROM THEM.
378
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:06,206
YOU WERE A PAL.
YOU WERE SO GOOD TO RORY.
379
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,841
YOU WERE THE BEST
FIRST BOYFRIEND
A MOTHER COULD HOPE FOR.
380
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,478
THANKS.
IT'S OKAY TO KEEP
AVOIDING ME IF YOU WANT.
381
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:15,748
I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO, OKAY?
382
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:19,386
JUST BECAUSE YOU AND RORY BROKE
UP DOESN'T MEAN WE DID.
383
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,522
GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR.
384
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,258
WELL, HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
385
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,427
YEAH, HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
386
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,200
WHEW!
387
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:39,072
OH, PRETTY.
THEY HAD A GOOD SELECTION
TODAY. YOU GET EVERYTHING?
388
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,841
YOU GET EVERYTHING?
AND THEN SOME. LOOK.
389
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,176
CHOCOLATE TURKEYS!
NICE!
390
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,012
I THINK THEY'LL ADD
A FESTIVE AIR.
391
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:48,448
DEFINITELY.
SO...WAS HE IN THERE?
392
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,017
YEAH, HE WAS.
393
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,951
GOOD, GOOD.
I HOPE HE'S GOOD.
394
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:55,422
DID HE SEEM GOOD?
HE SEEMED GOOD. HE'S
GETTING TIME AND A HALF.
395
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,924
GOOD, GOOD. SO
LET'S GO EAT.
396
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:58,992
AND EAT AND EAT.
397
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,228
AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT.
AND EAT.
398
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,962
AND EAT SOME MORE.
399
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,133
AH, THE GILMORES.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
400
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,268
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
COME IN.
401
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,303
In a good mood this year.
Downright chipper.
402
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,939
SO, UM, MRS. KIM,
WE BROUGHT GIFTS.
403
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,474
FLOWERS...
404
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,676
AND CRANBERRY SAUCE -- OUR
LITTLE THANKSGIVING TRADITION.
405
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,112
CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH.
THAT'S WHAT WE SAY.
406
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,548
PLUS, A CHOCOLATE TURKEY.
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THIS?
407
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,617
LET KIDS SHARE IT.
THEN SEND A BLANK CHECK
TO THEIR DENTISTS?
408
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:28,321
THEY COULD PLAY WITH IT.
PLAY WITH CHOCOLATE? IT'S
MISSING IT'S HEAD.
409
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,590
OOH, THAT ONE'S OURS.
[ LAUGHS ]
410
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,593
HERE, THIS ONE HAS A HEAD.
HERE YOU GO.
411
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,661
OKAY.
412
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,297
MY ARMS ARE TOO SHORT
TO BOX WITH MRS. KIM.
413
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,798
THE SINGING'S ALREADY BEGUN.
414
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,634
HMM, WHO'S THAT PLAYING GUITAR?
HE LOOKS FAMILIAR.
415
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,703
OH, MY GOD!
THAT'S LANE'S DAVE.
416
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,506
OH, YEAH, IT IS.
HE'S ALL NEAT AND TIDY.
417
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,809
HE'S GONE CORPORATE.
HE'S GONE KOREAN.
418
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,444
OH, HEY.
HI.
419
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,381
HEY, YOURSELF.
HOW'D YOU GET YOUR MOM
TO LET YOU --
420
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,416
COME ON, GIRLS.
LET'S GET YOU SOME PUNCH.
421
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:59,152
WHAT'S GOING ON?
THAT IS NOT DAVE RYGALSKI.
422
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,653
OH, INTRIGUE.
423
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,355
WHO IS IT?
424
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,791
I MEAN, NOT THE ONE
I'M IN A BAND WITH.
425
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,826
THAT IS DAVE RYGALSKI, LOCAL
CHRISTIAN GUITAR PLAYER
426
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,662
THAT MY MOM AND I MET BRIEFLY
AT THE DANCE MARATHON
427
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,299
AND THAT I COINCIDENTALLY RAN
ACROSS AGAIN WHEN I FOUND
428
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,933
HIS AD SEEKING CHRISTIAN
GUITAR-ACCOMPANIMENT GIGS
429
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,868
UP ON OUR
CHURCH BULLETIN BOARD.
430
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:21,040
I PUT THE FAKE AD UP AT CHURCH,
AND PRETENDED TO FIND IT
WITH MY MOM NEXT TO ME.
431
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,475
YOU'RE GOOD.
ARE YOU GUYS DATING?
432
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,111
WE'RE LAYING THE GROUNDWORK.
433
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,779
IF SHE GETS TO KNOW HIM
AND APPROVES OF HIM,
434
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,215
WE WON'T HAVE TO HIDE ANYTHING.
435
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,617
EXCEPT HOW YOU MET.
AND WHO HE REALLY IS.
436
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,086
BUT OTHER THAN THAT,
IT'S COMPLETELY FIB-FREE.
437
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,522
SHH! SHH!
WATCH IT. YOU BREAK IT,
YOU BUY IT.
438
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:39,792
10% OFF FOR COUSINS,
20% FOR NEPHEWS AND NIECES.
439
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:43,896
YOUNG KWAN, GOOD TO
SEE YOU. HEE KYUNG, HI.
OH, I LOVE YOUR HAIR.
440
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,732
SU NAM, HI.
441
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,668
HO KYUNG, WAN KYU,
HOW GREAT TO SEE YOU.
442
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,239
OH, MRS. KIM, JUST
A BEAUTIFUL TABLE, AS ALWAYS.
443
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,741
TRY THE TOFURKEY --
TURKEY MADE FROM TOFU.
444
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:55,908
OH, WE DEFINITELY WILL.
445
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,177
AND MEET
THE GUITAR PLAYER --
446
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,346
NICE YOUNG MAN, BIG FAN
OF TOFURKEY.
447
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,515
DAVID, THIS IS RORY GILMORE
AND MRS. GILMORE.
448
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,517
HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
SAME HERE.
449
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,587
I THINK I'VE SEEN YOU
AROUND TOWN.
THAT MIGHT BE A POSSIBILITY.
450
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,422
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
SAME TO YOU.
451
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,791
HYMN 17, PLEASE.
YES, MA'AM.
452
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,026
HE SEEMS LIKE A VERY
UPRIGHT YOUNG MAN.
453
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,529
NOT BAD SIGHT READER EITHER.
454
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,731
YOU'RE TAKING TOFURKEY?
455
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,534
MM-HMM. AND SOME EXTRA NAPKINS
TO SLIP THE TOFURKEY INTO
456
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,204
WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING,
AND THEN TOSS THEM AWAY.
457
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,738
VERY SMART.
458
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:29,008
MAYBE WE COULD TAKE A BREAK
FROM THE HYMNS WHILE WE EAT?
459
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,877
NO BREAK.
HE'S PAID TO PLAY.
460
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,947
WE CAN QUIT SINGING FOR NOW,
BUT HE SHOULD PLAY SOFT IN THE
BACKGROUND, OKAY?
461
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,116
YES, MA'AM.
462
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,019
[ "THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD"
PLAYS ]
463
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,789
[ GUITAR STRUMMING PLACIDLY ]
464
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,600
THE BEST-LAID PLANS.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
465
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,035
I ATE TOFURKEY.
HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
466
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,604
TOFURKIER.
467
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,240
DRAT MRS. KIM FOR NOT
TAKING HER EYES OFF ME.
468
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,375
IT'S LIKE SHE WAS ANTICIPATING
MY NAPKIN MANEUVER.
469
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,076
HI, HON.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
470
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,813
THANK GOD CIVILIZATION
HAS ARRIVED.
471
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,014
WHAT'S WRONG?
472
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,049
DO YOU NOT SEE
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
473
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,083
WHAT'S THAT?
474
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,719
THAT IS A VAT OF BOILING OIL.
475
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,655
REALLY? WHERE'S QUASIMODO?
THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER.
476
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,024
WHAT IS THE OIL FOR?
FOR POURING ON VISIGOTHS.
477
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,093
LORELAI!
WHEN ELSE AM I GONNA GET TO USE
MY VISIGOTH MATERIAL?
478
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,897
WHAT'S THE OIL FOR?
MY BEAUTIFUL, EXPENSIVE,
ORGANICALLY GROWN TURKEY.
479
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:28,768
I DON'T GET IT.
FEW DAYS AGO, JACKSON ASKED
IF HE COULD COOK THE TURKEY.
480
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,304
I THOUGHT HE WAS
GONNA ROAST IT --
481
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,939
SOMETHING SIMPLE --
SO I SAID YES, FIGURING
482
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,409
THAT THE MINUTE HE PUT IT IN
THE OVEN AND LEAVES THE KITCHEN,
483
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,379
I COULD SNEAK IN AND GIVE IT
A NICE HERB-BUTTER RUB
484
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,214
AND STUFF IT WITH
A PANCETTA-CHESTNUT STUFFING.
485
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,682
'CAUSE HE'D NEVER
NOTICE THAT.
486
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,151
EXACTLY. THEN
THE PROPANE TANK ARRIVED
487
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:49,656
AND THE INDUSTRIAL BURNER AND
15 GALLONS OF PEANUT OIL.
488
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,625
THEN HE SPRINGS IT ON ME, "I'M
GONNA DEEP-FRY A TURKEY."
489
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,627
DEEP-FRIED TURKEY.
INTERESTING.
490
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,897
I TRIED TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT,
BUT HE'S EXCITED ABOUT IT.
491
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,600
WHAT'S KEEPING JACKSON?
IS HE ON THE POT OR SOMETHING?
492
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,935
LOTS OF PRECIOUS MEMORIES
IN THE MAKING HERE.
493
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:06,172
HEY, JACKSON, GET YOUR BUTT OUT
HERE WITH THAT GOBBLER!
494
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,508
A GOBBLER.
MAYBE IT WON'T BE THAT BAD.
495
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,810
YEAH, DEEP-FRYING IS
KIND OF IN NOW.
496
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,546
I DON'T CARE.
YOU DON'T DEEP-FRY TURKEY.
497
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,248
FILLET OF FISH -- YES.
498
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,284
A BATCH OF FRIES -- YES.
499
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,351
A DOUGHNUT -- YES.
500
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,486
NOT TURKEY.
501
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,388
COME ON!
LET'S GET GOING!
502
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,055
YEAH, WE'RE HUNGRY!
503
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,857
JACKSON! JACKSON!
504
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,859
JACKSON! JACKSON!
JACKSON! JACKSON!
505
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,094
JACKSON! JACKSON!
JACKSON! JACKSON!
506
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,830
DID SOMEONE SAY, "JACKSON"?!
507
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,231
[ CHEERING ]
508
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,866
WOW, IT'S LIKE
THE THUNDERDOME IN HERE.
509
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,769
SHOULD HAVE JUST DRIVEN IT OUT
ON A MONSTER TRUCK.
510
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:37,937
[ LAUGHTER ]
511
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,539
NICE.
512
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:42,275
HE'S SHAMELESSLY CATERING
TO HIS DEMOGRAPHIC.
513
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,344
ARE YOU READY?!
514
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,145
I CAN'T LOOK.
515
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,581
10, 9, 8... 10, 9,...
10, 9,... 10, 9,...
516
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,116
THEY'RE COUNTING DOWN.
517
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,751
...3, 2, 1! ...3, 2, 1!
518
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:52,952
[ CHEERING ]
519
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,655
IT'S IN THE VAT.
IT'S LIKE A DEATH IN THE FAMILY.
520
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:59,726
LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.
THIS TOOK YOUR MIND
OFF THE DINNER AT THE INN.
521
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,495
WHAT IF BOB DECIDED TO DO
SOMETHING EQUALLY AWFUL?
522
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,030
I'VE GOT TO CALL HIM.
523
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,967
OH, HEY, GUYS. NEAT, HUH?
AND IT ONLY TAKES 40 MINUTES.
524
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,168
HOW YOU DOING, HON?
525
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:12,004
OH, FINE, SWEETS.
526
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,474
AND KEEP 'EM COMING.
527
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,844
HEY, EVERYBODY.
528
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,480
OH, HEY, THERE, DOLLFACES.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
529
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:21,781
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
530
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,550
HEY.
531
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,584
WHAT'S THIS?
FLOWERS.
532
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,319
WHAT DO I DO
WITH THEM?
533
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,789
YOU PUT THEM IN A VASE
WITH WATER.
I DON'T HAVE A VASE.
534
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,658
EVERY YEAR!
I DON'T HAVE VASES.
535
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,127
BUY A VASE.
BUT I DON'T NEED A VASE 'CAUSE I
NEVER HAVE FLOWERS.
536
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,764
EXCEPT WHEN WE BRING YOU FLOWERS
EVERY YEAR AT THANKSGIVING.
537
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:41,033
BUY A VASE.
STOP BRINGING ME FLOWERS.
538
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,269
WE HAVE THE SAME EXACT
CONVERSATION EVERY YEAR.
539
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:44,904
AND EVERY YEAR
YOU POINT THAT OUT.
540
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,739
AND EVERY YEAR
YOU POINT THAT OUT.
541
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,809
AND WE PUT THE FLOWERS ON THE
COUNTER AND FORGET THE UGLINESS.
542
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,544
AT LEAST WE HAVE
A TRADITION.
543
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:54,180
GOOD. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
THAT'S OUR TABLE OVER THERE.
544
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,749
HEY, KIRK.
[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD!
545
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,850
WHAT HAPPENED?
546
00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,353
I'M SCRATCHED
OVER 60% OF MY BODY.
547
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,188
CAT KIRK AGAIN?
548
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:03,356
OW!
SORRY.
549
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,057
I'M SO MAD
AT THAT CAT.
550
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,393
VERY UNCOOL CAT.
551
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:09,028
I LOVE CATS,
BUT I LOVE KIRK, TOO.
552
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:12,632
IT'S PRETTY MUCH 50/50,
AND THAT'S A HIGH COMPLIMENT.
553
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:13,966
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
554
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,802
THE TENSION OF OUR STANDOFF
WAS UNBEARABLE,
555
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,871
SO I GOT ON THE FLOOR
AND TRIED TO PLAY WITH HIM.
556
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,773
IT'S A HIM?
I CAUGHT A PEEK.
557
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,544
I ROLLED THIS LITTLE BALL OF
YARN OVER ALL NICE AND GENTLE.
558
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,379
HE TRIED TO GARROTE ME
WITH IT.
559
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:27,914
OH, MY GOD!
VERY UNCOOL.
560
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,783
JUST GRABBED TWO ENDS
WITH HIS PAWS AND CAME AT ME.
561
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,385
HE DOESN'T HAVE
OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
562
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,186
HE'S BEYOND THEM.
HE'S SMART.
563
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,255
HE KNOWS THINGS -- SOMETIMES
BEFORE THEY HAPPEN.
564
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:39,559
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF.
YOU HAVEN'T HEARD
THE WORST.
565
00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,193
WHEN THE ATTACKS GOT
PARTICULARLY BRUTAL,
566
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,029
I HAD NO CHOICE
BUT TO STRIP NAKED
567
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,764
AND HIDE UNDERWATER
IN THE BATHTUB.
568
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,799
I READ THAT CATS ARE AFRAID
OF WATER.
569
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,035
THEY ARE!
KIRK ISN'T.
570
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:53,440
HE SEEMED TO DERIVE GREATER
POWER FROM THE WATER.
571
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,608
THAT'S WHEN THE BULK OF
THE SCRATCHING HAPPENED.
572
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:58,745
WELL, THEN I THINK IT'S GOOD
YOU'RE GIVING KIRK SPACE NOW.
573
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,680
JUST RELAX
AND ENJOY YOUR FOOD.
574
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:02,248
I CAN'T TASTE MY FOOD.
575
00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:03,950
WELL,
THEN JUST TRY TO RELAX.
576
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:05,151
THANKS.
577
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:08,988
HEY.
578
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,490
HEY.
579
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:11,824
HI.
580
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,560
HI.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
581
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,094
SO,
ARE YOU JOINING US?
582
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,896
UH, SURE,
IF THAT'S OKAY.
583
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:19,331
YEAH, SIT, SIT.
584
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,399
GOD,
I'M STARVED.
585
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:21,501
YOU COULD HAVE EATEN.
586
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,570
YOU KEPT TELLING ME
NOT TO EAT.
587
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,404
YOU SAID WE WERE
WAITING FOR THEM.
588
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:27,073
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO WAIT FOR US.
589
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:30,142
I WASN'T WAITING FOR YOU.
IT JUST WORKED OUT THIS WAY.
590
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,411
RIGHT.
LOOKS GREAT.
591
00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,447
WHOA, WHOA. SHOULDN'T WE
GIVE THANKS FIRST?
592
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,148
THANKS FOR WHAT?
593
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,785
THAT WE'RE NOT NATIVE AMERICANS
WHO GOT THEIR LAND STOLEN
594
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,521
IN EXCHANGE FOR
SMALLPOX-INFESTED BLANKETS.
595
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,990
AMEN.
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS
IN YOUR DAY?
596
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:46,325
WE HIT THE KIMS',
WE HIT SOOKIE'S,
597
00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:48,961
AND WE GO TO THE GRANDPARENTS
FROM HERE.
FULL DAY.
598
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,598
YOU CAN SKIP EATING THIS ONE
IF YOU WANT.
599
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,833
JUST HAVE COKES OR SOMETHING.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
600
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:57,303
NO WAY.
YOU'RE THE MAIN EVENT TODAY.
601
00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:58,738
WHAT'S GOOD ARE THE YAMS.
602
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,439
GOT SOME MORE
MARSHMALLOWS?
603
00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:01,674
I CAN GRAB SOME.
604
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:04,577
REFILL SOME COFFEES.
605
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,781
SO, NO OFFENSE,
BUT LAME-O KISS.
606
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:09,882
WHAT?
607
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,718
LIKE A COUPLE CHICKENS
PECKING EACH OTHER.
608
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,554
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
609
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,188
I DON'T NEED A REVIEW.
SORRY.
610
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,424
I'M JUST NOT GOOD WITH
THE PUBLIC DISPLAYS.
611
00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:20,059
YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM
WITH DEAN.
612
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,529
BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE
EVERYBODY'S WATCHING ME.
613
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,163
PEOPLE ARE NOT WATCHING.
YOU WERE WATCHING.
614
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,766
IT'S BIOLOGICALLY PREDETERMINED
THAT I WATCH YOU.
615
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:29,669
I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS
SECOND-BOYFRIEND THING
IS SUPPOSED TO GO.
616
00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:31,704
HE'S YOUR FIRST
SECOND BOYFRIEND. GIVE IT TIME.
617
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,940
THE WHOLE TOWN GOT USED TO ME
WITH DEAN.
618
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:36,543
IT'LL GET EASIER. YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE HUNDREDS OF MEN.
619
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,077
GEE, THANKS.
620
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,112
MAYBE NOT HUNDREDS,
BUT A COUPLE -- 3 -- MORE.
621
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:43,049
IT'LL GET EASIER. THEY'LL
ADJUST TO SEEING YOU WITH JESS.
622
00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:45,051
THEN THERE'S DEAN.
WHAT DO I DO?
623
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:47,587
WELL, YOU KNOW,
HE'LL BE MOVING ON, TOO.
624
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,288
OH. RIGHT.
625
00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:50,690
OF COURSE HE WILL.
YEAH.
626
00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:53,325
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
TIME TO WALK SOME OF THIS OFF.
627
00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:56,462
WE'D HAVE TO WALK TO CHINA.
WHICH WAY'S CHINA?
628
00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:57,964
THATAWAY.
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
629
00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:01,167
THANKS. THAT WAS SOME
HALF-ASSED KISS YOU TWO HAD.
630
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,870
YOU GOT TO GIVE IT A LITTLE
SOMETHING, HONEY.
631
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:07,273
BYE, BABETTE.
BYE, MOREY.
BYE.
632
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,542
THE WHOLE TOWN IS WATCHING.
633
00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:15,014
YOU READY FOR THIS?
OF COURSE.
634
00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:18,050
EVEN WITH THE COLD WAR?
I CAN MANAGE.
635
00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:20,486
IT'S BEEN A BIT COLDER
THESE PAST FEW WEEKS.
636
00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,354
OH, NO, I'M FINE.
BECAUSE IN TWO HOURS --
637
00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:25,658
I DO PLAN ON EXTRICATING US FROM
HERE IN EXACTLY TWO HOURS --
638
00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:28,728
THE NIGHT WILL BE OVER,
AND I WON'T HAVE TO SEE THEM
639
00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:31,063
AGAIN UNTIL NEXT YEAR.
START YOUR STOPWATCH.
640
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,332
HELLO.
HI, GRANDMA.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
641
00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:35,768
THANK YOU, RORY.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, LORELAI.
642
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,804
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
643
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,573
UGH. 1 HOUR, 59 MINUTES,
AND 40 SECONDS.
644
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,041
OH, WOW.
IT'S A PIANO PLAYER.
645
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,611
I FOUND HIM AT NORDSTROM'S.
WAS HE ON SALE?
646
00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,979
I THOUGHT MUSIC WOULD ADD
A NICE TOUCH.
647
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:48,615
HE KNOWS EVERY SONG
EVER WRITTEN.
648
00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:50,116
"FREE BIRD"!
649
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:54,153
LORELAI, PLEASE.
COME ALONG. EVERYONE'S HERE.
650
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,588
WE'RE ALL HERE.
651
00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,924
OH, GOOD.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, RORY.
652
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,358
HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
GRANDPA.
653
00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:00,793
LORELAI.
DAD.
654
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,029
THESE ARE OUR GUESTS --
NATALIE AND DOUGLAS SWOPE.
655
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,864
YOU TWO HAVE MET.
AT THE AUCTION.
656
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:07,299
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
657
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:08,668
YES. YOU TOO.
658
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,870
AND THIS IS OUR
INTERNATIONAL CONTINGENT,
659
00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:12,972
CLAUDE
AND MONIQUE CLEMENCEAU.
660
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:14,674
THEY'RE JUST IN
FROM FRANCE.
661
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,542
CLEMENCEAU --
I WOULD HAVE GUESSED SPAIN.
662
00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:17,576
MADAME, HOW ARE YOU?
663
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,178
OH!
664
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:22,481
MONIQUE, VOICI MA FILLE
ET MA PETITE-FILLE.
665
00:26:22,548 --> 00:26:23,750
ELLES SONT SI JOLIES.
666
00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:25,217
MY MONIQUE SPEAKS
ONLY FRENCH,
667
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:26,919
SO PLEASE EXCUSE
THE INCONVENIENCE.
668
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,721
THAT'S FINE.
I LOVE FRENCH.
669
00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:31,457
SHE REALLY WANTS
TO LEARN ENGLISH.
670
00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:34,393
JE LEUR AI DIT QUE TU VOULAIS
à PRENDRE L'ANGLAIS.
671
00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:36,629
L'ANGLAIS, OUI.
JE VIEUX à PRENDRE,
672
00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:38,397
MAIS JE SUIS
TELLEMENT PARESSEUSE.
673
00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:41,934
PRENDS TU TEMPS,
MONIQUE.
674
00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:43,269
MERCI.
675
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,504
THAT'S WHY I LOVE IT WHEN
THE CLEMENCEAUS VISIT.
676
00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:48,808
IT GIVES ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO
HAUL OUT MY RUSTY FRENCH.
677
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:51,143
YOUR FRENCH IS WONDERFUL.
IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN.
678
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,245
OH, NO, NO, NO.
TU ES TRèS GENTIL.
679
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,748
PLEASE, SIT, SIT, SIT.
MERCI.
680
00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:57,684
SO, RORY,
YOU SPEAK FRENCH AT ALL?
681
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,118
JUST A TINY, LITTLE BIT.
682
00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:01,587
UN TOUT PETIT PEU?
OUI, UN TOUT PETIT PEU.
683
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,122
AND YOU?
EVEN LESS.
684
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,992
VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER
AVEC MOI CE SOIR?
685
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,426
LORELAI.
IT'S JUST A JOKE.
686
00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:10,697
ASKING MY FRIEND TO GO TO BED
WITH YOU IS A JOKE?
687
00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:12,699
IT'S A SONG.
688
00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:14,701
C'EST UNE CHANSON DU POP!
689
00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:17,469
IT'S A POP SONG.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
690
00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:18,905
"LADY MARMALADE."
691
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,406
THAT'S VERY,
VERY FUNNY.
692
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,573
OH, WELL, THANK YOU.
693
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,075
YOU NEED A DRINK,
OUI?
694
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:24,610
MARTINI WITH A TWIST,
DAD.
695
00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:25,978
ALRIGHT.
696
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:27,814
IS THIS YOUR FIRST AMERICAN
THANKSGIVING, CLAUDE?
697
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,982
IT IS. I'VE SEEN IT
IN THE MOVIES.
698
00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:32,618
PEOPLE SEEM TO EAT
UNTIL THEY CAN'T EAT ANY MORE.
699
00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:36,155
THAT'S ABOUT IT.
IT'S ABOUT GIVING THANKS.
700
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:39,759
WE HAVE A LOT TO GIVE THANKS FOR
IN THIS COUNTRY.
701
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,994
I START EACH DAY GIVING THANKS
FOR THREE THINGS --
702
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:44,563
CUBAN CIGARS, FRENCH CHAMPAGNE,
AND GORGEOUS WOMEN.
703
00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:48,067
I MUST GIVE EXTRA THANKS FOR
THE EXTRAORDINARY GROUP TONIGHT.
704
00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:49,869
DOUGLAS, RICHARD,
LEAVE US, WON'T YOU?
705
00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:51,771
WHAT?
JUST ANOTHER JOKE.
706
00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:52,872
I MISSED
ANOTHER JOKE?
707
00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:54,373
YOU HAVE
YOUR MOTHER'S WIT.
708
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,108
I WISH SHE'D GIVE IT BACK.
709
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,144
EMILY MENTIONED YOU WERE COMING
FROM ANOTHER FUNCTION.
710
00:27:58,210 --> 00:27:59,746
THIS IS
YOUR SECOND DINNER?
711
00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:01,748
FOURTH, ACTUALLY.
FOURTH!
712
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:03,916
THANK YOU FOR FITTING US IN,
LORELAI.
713
00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:06,685
DON'T WORRY, DAD.
YOU'RE THE MAIN EVENT.
714
00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:09,221
AN HOUR, 56 MINUTES.
715
00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:12,725
BEAUTIFUL TABLE, EMILY.
716
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,326
YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF
YET AGAIN.
717
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,394
OH, IT'S NOTHING.
718
00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:17,596
WELL, IS EVERYONE SETTLED?
IS EVERYONE COMFY?
719
00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:18,831
YES.
YES, DAD.
WE'RE FINE.
720
00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:21,834
WELL, THEN LET'S GET GOING.
721
00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:23,870
[ GASPING ]
722
00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:26,272
GORGEOUS!
WONDERFUL.
723
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,507
IS IT FOR US
OR THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD?
724
00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:31,243
[ LAUGHTER ]
725
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,012
VERY NICE.
726
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,883
OH, HO.
WHO GETS THE BIG PIECE?
727
00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,517
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO KEEP CARVING?
728
00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:39,986
THAT WAS STRICTLY CEREMONIAL.
729
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,353
CEREMONIAL?
CEREMONIAL.
730
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,455
CéRéMONIAL.
CéRéMONIAL.
731
00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:44,924
START ON THE SALADS.
732
00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:46,759
IS THERE ANYTHING CEREMONIAL
ABOUT THE SALADS?
733
00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:48,427
DO WE CARVE A CROUTON?
734
00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:49,461
NO. NO CEREMONY.
735
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:50,797
THE SALAD'S GREAT.
736
00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:52,999
I'M SURPRISED YOU CAN EAT
AT THIS POINT.
737
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,433
THERE'S STILL ROOM.
738
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,668
WE'LL ADD ON.
I KNOW A GOOD CONTRACTOR.
739
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,737
SHE'S LIKE
YOUR JERRY LEWIS.
740
00:28:58,805 --> 00:29:01,707
DID YOUR GRANDMOTHER SAY
YOU WERE A SENIOR?
741
00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:04,010
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH
THIS HORRIBLE PERIOD
742
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,244
OF APPLYING TO COLLEGE.
743
00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:06,612
IT'S NOT SO HORRIBLE.
744
00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:09,348
SHE'S GOT IT
PRETTY WELL COVERED.
THAT'S RIGHT.
745
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,450
ALL YOUR APPLICATIONS
ARE IN?
I'VE APPLIED.
746
00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,685
WE HAVE A GRANDSON YOUR AGE
GOING THROUGH HELL.
747
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,789
HE'S ALREADY BEEN TURNED DOWN
FOR EARLY ADMISSION TO STANFORD.
748
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,357
TOOK IT PRETTY HARD.
749
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:21,660
CHILDREN PUT SO MUCH STRESS
ON THEMSELVES THESE DAYS.
750
00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:22,895
IT'S PRETTY STRESSFUL.
751
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,530
HE'S WAITING TO HEAR
FROM HIS BACKUPS.
752
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,166
I'VE A GRANDSON WHO LIVES
WITH HIS MOTHER IN ORLANDO.
753
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:29,035
HE'S GOING THROUGH
A VERY SIMILAR THING.
754
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,536
HOW DO THEY LIKE ORLANDO?
755
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,972
IT'S ALL MICKEY MOUSE THIS
AND MICKEY MOUSE THAT.
756
00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,640
THEY WANT TO DIE.
757
00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,542
WHERE DID YOU APPLY?
HARVARD.
758
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,578
NO WORD YET?
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HEAR
FOR A WHILE.
759
00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,047
WHERE ELSE?
WHERE ELSE?
760
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,514
WHERE ELSE DID YOU APPLY?
761
00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:44,083
WE'RE SO CURIOUS.
762
00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:46,118
IT'S LIKE WE'VE BEEN GOING
THROUGH IT OURSELVES.
763
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:47,753
I'M PRETTY MUCH
COUNTING ON HARVARD.
764
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:50,156
YOU DIDN'T APPLY TO JUST
HARVARD, DID YOU?
765
00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:51,623
WELL, NO.
766
00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:52,658
NO?
767
00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,793
AM I PRYING?
NO.
768
00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,195
WE APPLIED ELSEWHERE?
769
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:58,564
YOU CAN'T JUST APPLY
TO ONE PLACE.
770
00:29:58,630 --> 00:29:59,932
IS THAT TRUE?
PRETTY MUCH.
771
00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:02,468
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
I WAS GOING TO.
772
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:03,870
YOU HAVE TO BE SAFE.
773
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:06,805
MY GRANDSON -- 6 SCHOOLS.
SAME WITH DUSTIN.
774
00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:08,640
W-WHERE ELSE
DID YOU APPLY?
775
00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:09,775
SOME OTHER SCHOOLS.
776
00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,243
IF YOU'RE AIMING
AT HARVARD,
777
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:14,013
THAT WOULD BE PRINCETON,
YALE, MAYBE VASSAR, WESLEYAN.
778
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,216
CERTAINLY YALE BECAUSE
OF RICHARD'S CONNECTIONS.
779
00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:19,185
THOSE ARE THE KINDS OF PLACES,
YEP.
780
00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:22,955
THE KINDS OF PLACES
OR THE PLACES, RORY?
781
00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,456
[ SIGHS ] PRINCETON.
782
00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:27,526
UM...YALE.
783
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:28,560
YALE?
784
00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:29,896
YES.
YALE, DAD?
785
00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:32,031
THIS IS THE FIRST
I'M HEARING ABOUT IT.
786
00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,165
OH, BULL.
MOM.
787
00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:34,766
LORELAI!
YOU DID THIS?
788
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,904
I HAVEN'T DISCUSSED THIS SINCE
THE DEBACLE AT THE CAMPUS.
789
00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,472
YOU FORCED HER HAND.
I DID NOTHING OF THE SORT!
790
00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:42,909
YOU MADE IT SEEM LIKE
YOU'D BE DEEPLY HURT
791
00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:45,311
IF SHE DIDN'T APPLY TO YALE.
SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE,
792
00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:47,346
SO THAT'S AS GOOD
AS FORCING HER HAND.
793
00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:50,716
YOU WANTED HER TO GO TO YALE,
DIDN'T YOU?
THAT WASN'T A SECRET.
794
00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:53,119
LORELAI NE VEUT PAS
QUE RORY AILLE YALE.
795
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,387
JE SUIS DéSOLé
DE CE QUI SE PASSE ICI.
796
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:57,823
STICK TO ENGLISH.
GRANDPA DIDN'T FORCE
MY HAND.
797
00:30:57,890 --> 00:31:00,659
YOU WEREN'T AWARE
HE WAS DOING IT.
798
00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:01,928
I NEEDED A BACKUP.
799
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:04,330
BUT WHY YALE?
I COULD LIVE AT HOME.
800
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:05,397
YOU!
WHAT?
801
00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:06,832
THAT WAS YOUR THING.
802
00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:08,434
I'M AFRAID
WE STARTED THIS.
803
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:09,902
THIS IS NOT YOUR DOING.
804
00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,703
ENCORE UNE FOIS,
JE SUIS DéSOLé.
805
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:15,807
I NEVER SPOKE TO RORY.
I FIGURED IT OUT ON MY OWN.
806
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,876
THERE HAVE BEEN
NO CONVERSATIONS?
807
00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:20,046
I CAN READ A MAP.
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!
808
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:22,348
AND PAST INDELICATE.
WE HAVE GUESTS.
809
00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:24,683
YES. I'M SORRY.
I APOLOGIZE.
810
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:27,486
THIS IS PARANOIA, LORELAI.
THERE'S BEEN NO CONSPIRING.
811
00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:28,554
I'M NOT BEING PARANOID.
812
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:31,023
FOR 17 YEARS,
SHE WAS GOING TO HARVARD,
813
00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:33,692
AND NOW SHE'S APPLIED
TO YALE AND SHE'S MIMICKING YOU.
814
00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:35,127
THIS IS JUST CRAZY.
815
00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:39,031
ELLE A DIT QUE
"C'EST DE LA FOLIE."
816
00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:42,101
EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.
817
00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:48,407
IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE.
818
00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:52,311
THIS IS JAMAICA COMPARED
TO IN THERE.
819
00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:55,514
IT'S JUST AN ALTERNATIVE
TO HARVARD -- A BACKUP.
820
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:56,548
IT CHANGES NOTHING.
821
00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,817
NO, NO.
822
00:31:58,884 --> 00:31:59,885
LORELAI --
823
00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:01,320
MOM,
I DON'T WANT TO TALK.
824
00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:03,956
DO YOU BELIEVE WE HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS?
825
00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:05,391
JUST FOR A SECOND, MOM,
PLEASE.
826
00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:09,061
JUST LET ME DIGEST THIS
FOR A SECOND.
827
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:12,398
ALL THIS YALE STUFF...
828
00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:13,699
UGH!
829
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:17,003
YOU CAN'T EVEN LET RORY HAVE
ONE PIECE OF OUR
LIVES.
830
00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:19,071
YOU HATE US THAT MUCH.
831
00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:26,578
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
832
00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:30,249
GOODBYE.
DRIVE SAFE.
833
00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:33,652
EXCELLENT THANKSGIVING,
MAMA.
I THINK PEOPLE HAD FUN.
834
00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:36,488
AND IT WAS NICE OF YOU
TO ONLY CHARGE HALF PRICE
835
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:40,292
ON THE CHAIR
THAT JUNG HEE BROKE.
836
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:41,927
WELL,
I GUESS I'LL BE GOING.
837
00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:43,762
ALRIGHT.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
838
00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:45,197
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME,
DAVID.
839
00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:47,033
YOU'RE WELCOME, MRS. KIM.
I ENJOYED IT.
840
00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:48,634
YES. THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
841
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:52,938
HERE. SOME RICE, SPINACH,
LOTS OF TOFURKEY,
842
00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:54,673
AND SOMETHING
FOR YOUR TIME.
843
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:57,943
IT WAS VERY NICE. THANK YOU.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
844
00:32:58,010 --> 00:33:00,412
GOODBYE.
845
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,049
KEEP CLEARING.
I'M GOING TO START
ON THE KITCHEN.
846
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,952
OH, MAMA, LOOK.
DAVE'S BIBLE. HE FORGOT IT.
847
00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,887
I'LL RUN IT OUT TO HIM.
848
00:33:08,954 --> 00:33:11,057
WAIT!
849
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:12,124
WE'RE GONNA MISS HIM.
850
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,726
LET ME SEE THAT.
851
00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:21,533
"THIS BIBLE BELONGS TO GOD,
852
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,736
BUT IS BEING USED
BY DAVE RYGALSKI."
853
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,375
GO ON.
854
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:41,353
WOW.
YOU RUN REALLY QUIET.
855
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:42,921
SORRY. I'M SORRY --
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
856
00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:44,356
WHAT?
857
00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:47,226
I HAD NO IDEA SHE'D MAKE YOU
PLAY 5 STRAIGHT HOURS.
858
00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:49,161
IT'S OKAY.
YOUR HANDS MUST BE DEAD.
859
00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:50,629
THEY'RE A LITTLE NUMB,
860
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:53,365
BUT I GOT THESE KURT COBAIN
CALLUSES NOW.
861
00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:55,434
THE WHOLE CHARADE,
THE FAKE FLYER,
862
00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:57,536
AND EVERYTHING --
IT WAS TOO MUCH.
LANE, IT'S FINE.
863
00:33:57,603 --> 00:34:01,807
I'VE GOTTEN 3 OTHER CALLS
FOR PAYING GIGS. I SHOULD BE
PAYING YOU A COMMISSION.
864
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,008
THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
865
00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,643
AND CHECK IT OUT --
20 BUCKS.
866
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:05,777
WOW. SHE LIKED YOU.
867
00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:08,013
WE'LL PUT IT TOWARDS
OUR FIRST REAL DATE.
868
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,481
REALLY?
AFTER ALL THIS?
869
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,418
THE MARATHON HYMNS,
THE CRABBY KOREANS,
870
00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:15,487
YOU STILL WANT TO GO
OUT ON A DATE WITH ME?
871
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,835
I'VE GOT TO GO.
872
00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:34,806
BUT I'M GONNA CALL YOU
TOMORROW.
873
00:34:40,045 --> 00:34:42,381
[ EXHALES ]
874
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:44,250
ARE YOU MAD?
NO, I'M NOT MAD.
875
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:45,884
YOU SEEM MAD.
I'M NOT MAD.
876
00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:47,085
WHAT ARE YOU FEELING?
877
00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:49,087
I WOULDN'T KNOW
HOW TO WORD IT.
878
00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:50,456
TRY.
879
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,991
[ SIGHS ]
880
00:34:53,058 --> 00:34:55,093
SEE, MY HEAD KNOWS
881
00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:57,229
THAT WHICHEVER ONE
OF THESE PLACES YOU GO --
882
00:34:57,296 --> 00:35:00,966
HARVARD, PRINCETON...
YALE --
883
00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:02,168
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
884
00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:03,602
IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME
885
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:06,037
AND YOU'RE GONNA COME OUT
ON THE OTHER SIDE
886
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,607
AN EVEN MORE AMAZING YOU.
887
00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:12,077
BUT I JUST WISH MY HEAD
COULD SIT DOWN AND HAVE A CHAT
888
00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:13,945
WITH THAT GNAWING FEELING
IN MY GUT
889
00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:17,516
THAT'S THERE EVERY TIME MY
PARENTS GET INVOLVED IN ANYTHING
890
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:21,320
AND TELL IT
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
891
00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:23,989
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
892
00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:25,557
NICE TRY.
893
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,362
[ LAUGHTER ]
894
00:35:31,763 --> 00:35:32,931
THAT HURTS!
895
00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:34,666
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
896
00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:38,204
WATCH IT!
897
00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:40,472
[ LAUGHTER ]
898
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,009
CAKE!
CAKE!
899
00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:45,311
DEEP-FRIED CAKE!
900
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:46,445
WHOO!
WHOO! WHOO!
901
00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:47,946
DIBS ON
THE DEEP-FRIED CAKE!
902
00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:50,849
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN
YOUR DEEP-FRIED BISCOTTI.
903
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,284
SOOKIE.
904
00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:54,085
OH! HI THERE.
905
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,422
YOU OKAY?
THIS TASTES GOOD.
906
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,790
IT LOOKS LIKE
THEY'RE DEEP FRYING...
EVERYTHING.
907
00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:02,694
VEGETABLES, MASHED POTATOES,
BUTTER, PICKLES,
908
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,363
SALT, A NAPKIN.
909
00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:05,931
AND YET
YOU'RE VERY SERENE.
910
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,299
YOU'RE PRACTICALLY FLOATING.
911
00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:09,535
WELL, YOU CAUGHT ME AT
A GOOD TIME, LADIES.
912
00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:12,971
I'VE ALREADY GONE THROUGH
THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEVING --
913
00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:14,940
DENIAL, ANGER...
914
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,375
I DON'T REMEMBER THESE TWO,
915
00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:19,311
BUT THEY WERE SERVED
ON THE ROCKS WITH SALT!
916
00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:23,582
NOW I'M JUST HAPPILY
"ENSCOTCHED" IN ACCEPTANCE.
917
00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:24,583
ENSCOTCHED?
918
00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:27,953
ENSCONCED.
ENSCONCED! THAT'S IT!
919
00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:32,391
I DO BELIEVE I HEARD PHIL
SUGGEST THROWING JUNIOR IN.
920
00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:33,625
JUNIOR?
HIS NEPHEW.
921
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,627
WHOA!
I CHIMED IN ON THAT ONE.
922
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,830
WHAT HAPPENED
OVER THERE?
923
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:42,668
THEY SET THE LAWN ON FIRE,
BUT PHIL SAYS IT'S OKAY
924
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,670
'CAUSE IT'LL GROW BACK
TWICE AS LUSH.
925
00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:47,373
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID WHEN HE
BROKE MY SALAD BOWL
926
00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:50,576
THAT I BROUGHT BACK
FROM BELGIUM.
927
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,578
MAYBE IT'LL GROW BACK, TOO,
HUH?
928
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:55,447
[ Laughing ]
PHIL IS A RIOT!
929
00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:56,882
AM I CRYING OR LAUGHING?
930
00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,917
LAUGHING.
GOOD.
931
00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:01,553
WHO'S THAT?
IT'S LANE.
932
00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,322
IT JUST SAYS,
"BIBLE KISS BIBLE."
933
00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:04,656
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
934
00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:07,593
I HAVE NO IDEA.
GOOD BAND NAME, THOUGH.
935
00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:08,827
HONEY,
WE SHOULD GET GOING.
936
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:11,029
ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY?
I'M SOOKIE.
937
00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:13,632
YEAH, I KNOW.
YOU'LL GO TO BED SOON.
938
00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:16,067
UNLESS THEY DEEP-FRIED IT.
I'M SURE THEY HAVEN'T.
939
00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:17,436
[ Laughing ] OKAY.
940
00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:20,639
WE'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW.
941
00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:21,607
POOR THING.
942
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,842
OH. SHE MAY NOT REMEMBER
ANY OF IT.
943
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,043
DEEP-FRIED SHOE!
944
00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:26,912
DEEP-FRIED SHOE!
945
00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:29,648
WHOO! WHOO!
WHOO! WHOO!
946
00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:31,283
YOU SHOULD GET
MORE TRASH CANS.
947
00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:32,751
I DON'T NEED MORE.
948
00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:35,821
YOU MAKE ME RUN AROUND TOWN
FOR A PLACE TO DUMP THIS.
949
00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,856
JUST DUMP IT
IN ONE OF TAYLOR'S BINS.
950
00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:40,492
IT GETS IT OUT OF HERE.
IT'LL DRIVE TAYLOR CRAZY.
951
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,260
HI, GUYS!
WE'RE OUT OF FOOD.
952
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:45,531
OH, PLEASE.
WE'RE NOT EATING FOR A YEAR.
OR TILL TOMORROW MORNING.
953
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:46,998
WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.
HI, ST. NICK.
954
00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:49,835
TELL HIM HE NEEDS TO GET
MORE TRASH CANS.
JUST GO.
955
00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:52,003
YOU GOT ANY COFFEE?
THAT I'VE GOT.
956
00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,472
HEY,
DID I SEE FLAMES COMING
957
00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:55,674
FROM SOOKIE'S PLACE
ABOUT A HALF-HOUR AGO?
958
00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:57,409
YEAH. WHY?
959
00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:02,681
UGH!
HE SHOULD GET MORE TR--
960
00:38:11,423 --> 00:38:13,692
HI.
HI.
961
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,060
LATER.
962
00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:29,441
NOTHING TO SAY?
GUESS NOT.
963
00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:31,176
YOU USUALLY HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY.
964
00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:32,644
I GUESS
I'M ALL TALKED OUT.
965
00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,680
WHY ARE YOU WALKING AWAY?
966
00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,782
IT'S GETTING A LITTLE
"WEST SIDE STORY" HERE,
967
00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:39,050
AND MY DANCING SKILLS ARE NOT
UP TO SNUFF.
968
00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:41,487
BUT NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.
THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND.
969
00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:42,988
GO HOME. COOL OFF.
970
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:46,392
COME ON. MAKE ONE OF
YOUR BOY SCOUT REFERENCES.
971
00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:49,227
I GOT MY APRON.
YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT ON
972
00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:50,662
AND GIVE YOU
A LITTLE INSPIRATION?
973
00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:52,564
WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU SUDDENLY LIKE ME NOW?
974
00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:54,600
I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO INVITE YOU CAMPING.
975
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,568
GOOD. OKAY.
NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
976
00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:59,505
I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT YOU,
DEAN.
WHY?
977
00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:01,940
IF I FIGHT YOU, RORY'S
GONNA THINK IT'S MY FAULT.
978
00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:05,010
JUST FORGET IT.
GO HOME. LET IT REST.
979
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:08,046
SO RORY'S GOT A NICE LITTLE HOLD
ON YOU NOW, HUH?
980
00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:09,448
JEEZ!
981
00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:12,484
DON'T DO THAT.
HOW DOES IT FEEL?
982
00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:14,285
I'M WITH RORY
AND YOU'RE NOT.
983
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:15,654
WHEN ALL THIS HAPPENED,
984
00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:18,089
I FIGURED I'D JUST STAY
OUT OF EVERYONE'S WAY,
985
00:39:18,156 --> 00:39:19,791
THAT THAT WOULD BE EASIEST.
986
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:20,892
BUT NOW...
987
00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:22,894
I'M LOOKING AT YOU,
AND I'M THINKING,
988
00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:26,398
"I'M GONNA RUN FROM HIM --
THE GLAD MAN?"
989
00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:29,234
THIS IS MY TOWN.
I'M NOT HIDING.
990
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,270
AND I DON'T HAVE TO BE REMOTELY
CALM AROUND YOU ANYMORE,
991
00:39:32,337 --> 00:39:34,506
AND I LIKE THAT FEELING.
992
00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:36,975
I LIKE IT A LOT.
993
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,113
HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
JESS.
994
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,758
[ BANGING ]
995
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,894
SO, HOW DID THE FOUR DINNERS
WORK OUT?
996
00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:58,597
YOU GUYS MUST FEEL MORE STUFFED
THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN.
997
00:39:58,664 --> 00:40:02,267
IS THIS MORE STUFFED THAN THE
GREAT SIX FLAGS HOT-DOG
CONSUMPTION OF '99?
998
00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:04,670
NO.
OR THE TAFFY BINGE OF '97.
999
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,105
WE DIDN'T EAT AT MY PARENTS
BECAUSE OF THE UPSET,
1000
00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:09,340
SO WE REALLY HAD THREE DINNERS,
NOT FOUR.
1001
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,942
WHICH MEANS...
WHAT?
1002
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:12,578
WE DIDN'T
HAVE TO SKIP ROLLS.
1003
00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:15,413
[ GASPS ] OH, YEAH.
DO YOU HAVE ANY ROLLS LEFT?
1004
00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:16,882
NO. COME ON.
1005
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:20,251
JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR THE WALK HOME.
1006
00:40:20,318 --> 00:40:21,887
I DON'T SEE
HOW YOU DO IT.
1007
00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:24,322
YOU'RE NOT US, ARE YOU?
NIGHT, LUKE.
NIGHT, LUKE.
1008
00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:26,958
NIGHT.
1009
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,033
THIS HAS BEEN
A NICE THANKSGIVING.
1010
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,401
VERY.
1011
00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:38,236
NICER FOR SOME THAN OTHERS,
THOUGH.
1012
00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:40,005
YEAH.
1013
00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:41,973
NIGHT, KIRK.
1014
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,141
NIGHT.
76838
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