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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:03,404 MORNING. MORNING. 2 00:00:03,471 --> 00:00:05,439 SOMEONE WOKE UP IN PROJECT MOOD TODAY. 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,875 I GET MORE DONE BEFORE 9:00 IN THE MORNING 4 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:11,612 THAN OTHERS GET DONE ALL DAY. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T ABANDON IT MIDPROJECT. 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,947 I DO NOT DO THAT. MAKE-YOUR-OWN SEASHELL CANDLES. 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,951 OH. NOT FAIR. THE PLACED SMELLED LIKE MELTED CRAYONS FOR THREE WEEKS. 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,087 THIS IS DIFFERENT. 8 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:21,655 FINE. WHAT'S THE PROJECT? 9 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:25,526 THIS IS A PILE OF EVERY CATALOG WE'VE RECEIVED FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS. 10 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,561 OKAY. I'VE GATHERED THEM ALL TOGETHER, 11 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:30,231 AND I WILL NOW PROCEED TO CALL ALL THE COMPANIES 12 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,466 THAT ARE SENDING US DUPLICATES AND TELL THEM TO STOP. 13 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:36,537 THAT'S VERY ENVIRONMENTAL. IT'S GETTING RIDICULOUS. WE GET EIGHT OF SOME OF THESE. 14 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,372 YOU'RE KIDDING. CHECK THIS OUT. 15 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,674 THIS IS A STACK OF IDENTICAL CATALOGS 16 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:44,545 MAILED TO LORELAI GILMORE, RORY GILMORE, LORELAI RORY GILMORE, 17 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:47,014 LORELAI V. GILMORE, LORELAI VICTORIA GILMORE, 18 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:49,350 LORELAI GILMO, LORELAI GIL, 19 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,419 AND SQUEEGY BECKINHEIM. HOW'D THAT GET IN THERE? 20 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,654 I TOLD A STORE MY NAME WAS SQUEEGY BECKINHEIM 21 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:56,490 TO SEE HOW MANY CATALOGS THEY WOULD SELL MY NAME TO. 22 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,991 MY NAME IS TO CATALOG COMPANIES 23 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,261 WHAT BROOKE SHIELDS' PICTURE IS TO CHINESE RESTAURANTS. 24 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:01,395 HOW MANY? TEN. 25 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,930 WOW. INCLUDING ONE WE WERE 26 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:04,465 ALREADY GETTING 7 CATALOGS FROM. 27 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:07,000 SO YOU MADE THE PROBLEM WORSE. UNINTENTIONALLY. 28 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,338 THIS ONE IS ADDRESSED TO TOOKIE CLOTHESPIN. I FORGOT MY CODE NAME 29 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,807 AT THE SECOND STORE I TESTED, SO I SAID IT WAS TOOKIE CLOTHESPIN. 30 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:16,677 WHICH MEANS WE GET EVEN MORE CATALOGS. AGAIN, IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL. 31 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,946 WHEN YOU START A FOREST FIRE UNINTENTIONALLY, 32 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,249 IT'S STILL YOUR FAULT. YOU'RE PUTTING CALLING MYSELF 33 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,916 SQUEEGY BECKINHEIM AND TOOKIE CLOTHESPIN 34 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,752 ON A LEVEL WITH STARTING A FOREST FIRE? 35 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,388 IT'S KILLING TREES. YOU'RE DEPRESSING ME. 36 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,957 STOP THE MADNESS. THAT'LL CHEER YOU UP. 37 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,959 I NEED COFFEE. THERE'S MORE COFFEE. 38 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:33,427 I SHOULD GET READY, TOO. 39 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,263 YOU'RE STOPPING MIDPROJECT. 40 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,997 I'M BORED. THEN DON'T START THESE PROJECTS. 41 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:39,633 I'LL FINISH. I JUST WANT TO CHECK ON THE SEASHELLS. 42 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,735 THESE CATALOGS WILL BE SITTING HERE FOREVER. 43 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,637 NO, THEY'RE BIODEGRADABLE. 44 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,906 I'LL CALL HALF, AND YOU CALL HALF. 45 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:48,209 OKAY. OKAY. 46 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:50,244 YOU DO YOURS FIRST, THEN I'LL DO MINE. 47 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,679 HEY... WE ONLY HAVE ONE PHONE. 48 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,113 YOU'RE YOUNG. YOU'LL DIAL FASTER! 49 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,448 SQUEEGY! 50 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:08,429 * FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD * 51 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:12,400 * ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME * 52 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:17,070 * AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN * 53 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:21,442 * WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW * 54 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:25,846 * ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO * 55 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:27,948 * IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED * 56 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:30,484 * YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU * 57 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,186 * I WILL FOLLOW * 58 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,555 * OH, OH, OH * 59 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:39,460 * WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW * 60 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:43,831 * ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO * 61 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,999 * IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED * 62 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,469 * YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU * 63 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:52,673 * I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD * 64 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:56,844 ARE LANDING ATOP THE STREETLIGHTS 65 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,447 AND RELIEVING THEMSELVES ON HELPLESS PASSERSBY. 66 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,850 SOME OF THESE BIRDS SEEM TO BE DOING IT ON PURPOSE. 67 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,353 YOU GET DUMPED ON, TAYLOR? IT'S NOT JUST ME. 68 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:09,557 IF ANYBODY HAS A PICTURE OF TAYLOR GETTING DUMPED ON, I'LL PAY TOP DOLLAR. 69 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,460 TAYLOR, ALL ANIMALS HAVE TO...YOU KNOW. 70 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,695 HOW ARE YOU GONNA STOP BIRDS FROM DOING THAT? 71 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:18,031 EASY. YOU PUT SHARP METAL SPIKES ON THE TOP OF THE FIXTURES. 72 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:20,268 THEN, WHEN THEY LAND, POW! THEY'RE SHISH KEBOB. 73 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,370 THAT'S CRUEL. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 74 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,405 I'D RATHER HAVE BIRD CRAP ON MY HEAD. 75 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,440 THERE -- OUR NEW TOWN SLOGAN! I LIKE IT. 76 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:27,741 I SEE COFFEE MUGS, T-SHIRTS. 77 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,710 DON'T FORGET THE STUFFED SHISH-KEBOB BIRDS. 78 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:32,613 THAT MOAN WHEN YOU SQUEEZE THEM. 79 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,214 [ Spanish accent ] UH, EXCUSE ME. 80 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:37,017 MAY I HELP YOU, SIR? YES, I WAS LOOKING FOR -- 81 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,487 AH, THERE SHE IS -- PATRICIA. 82 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,355 [ Spanish accent ] PATRICIA! WELL, WELL, WELL! 83 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:43,190 OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! 84 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:44,925 OH, NOW, STOP IT. ARE YOU READY? 85 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,160 I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, JESUS, 86 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,263 BUT I'LL BE RIGHT OUT -- PATIENCE. 87 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,499 OKAY. 88 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,100 NOW, AS WE WERE SAYING -- 89 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,503 WHO'S THE FOX, PATTY? EXCUSE ME... 90 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:59,507 I MET HIM AT A FUNERAL. GREAT GUY, GOOD DANCER -- LATIN! 91 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,841 OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! 92 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,543 PEOPLE, ORDER, PLEASE! 93 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,011 HE BETTER TREAT YOU RIGHT. 94 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,680 HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW HIM? I JUST MET HIM. 95 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:10,784 I CAN LOOK HIM UP ON THE INTERNET. PEOPLE, PLEASE! 96 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,920 NOW, DUE TO THE LACK OF RESPONSE, 97 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:15,122 WE'LL HOLD OFF ON THE BIRD SPIKES. 98 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,990 GOOD. LET MISS PATTY'S DATE BEGIN! 99 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:22,596 IT'S A DIGITAL. I WANT A FULL VISUAL ACCOUNT. 100 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:24,832 Taylor: HOLD IT. THERE'S ONE MORE ISSUE 101 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:27,267 THAT MUST BE ADDRESSED BEFORE WE CAN ADJOURN. 102 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,004 ALRIGHT. NOW, THAT WEIRD, TACITURN FELLOW 103 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,607 WHO'S ALWAYS WALKING AROUND WITH HIS BACKPACK 104 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,676 HAS PUT IN AN ABSURD REQUEST 105 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:38,479 TO STAGE A PROTEST IN THE TOWN SQUARE. 106 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,714 THE TOWN LONER? THAT GUY STILL LIVES AROUND HERE? 107 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,150 SOMEWHERE IN THE HILLS, RIGHT? THOUGHT HE WAS LONG GONE. 108 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:45,786 HE VISITED THE BOOKSTORE A FEW TIMES AND SAID NOTHING. 109 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,688 IT'S A BIT CREEPY. VERY CREEPY. 110 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:50,758 BUT HE'S OUR BOO RADLEY, AND WE DON'T HAVE A BOO RADLEY. 111 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,961 UNLESS YOU COUNT THE TROUBADOUR OR THE GUY WHO TALKS TO MAILBOXES. 112 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:57,197 EVERY TOWN NEEDS AS MANY BOO RADLEYS AS THEY CAN GET. 113 00:04:57,264 --> 00:04:58,566 YES, THAT'S MY POINT. 114 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,067 WHAT'S HE PROTESTING, TAYLOR? 115 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,436 WELL, THAT'S NOT INDICATED HERE, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. 116 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:06,440 PROTESTING IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE TOWN SQUARE. PERIOD. IT'S UN-AMERICAN. 117 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,976 LIKE THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR? AND ROSA PARKS? 118 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,812 THAT'S DIFFERENT. THEY WERE AGAINST THE BRITISH AND BUSES. 119 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:15,516 NO ONE LIKES THE BRITISH OR BUSES. 120 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:16,784 YES, DEAR. WHAT IS IT? 121 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,219 OH, I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT I HEARD MY NAME. 122 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:21,121 HE SAID "BUSES," DEAR, NOT "JESUS." 123 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,490 SOUNDED LIKE "JESUS." 124 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,793 COULD THIS MEETING BE ANY MORE DISRUPTED? 125 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:29,463 I COULD DO A SOFT-SHOE. WHILE I POUND OUT A BEAT ON THE BONGOS. 126 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,699 SOUNDS LIKE FUN. I GOT BONGOS IN THE BACK. 127 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:35,035 SEEING AS HOW OUR ATTENTION SPANS ARE GNATLIKE TONIGHT, 128 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:39,840 AS TOWN SELECTMAN, I AM REFUSING THE TOWN LONER'S REQUEST TO PROTEST, 129 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,075 AND I AM ADJOURNING THIS MEETING. 130 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,612 SHE'S ALL YOURS, JESUS. 131 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,447 NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE DONE IN THIS MEETING. 132 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:47,748 AND THE TRADITION STANDS. 133 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,318 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS TOWN-LONER GUY? 134 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,954 JUST KIND OF SKULKS AROUND WITH THAT BACKPACK, NEVER SMILES. 135 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,889 DOES HE ALSO MAKE CHEESEBURGERS 136 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,726 AND HARBOR A DESIRE TO WEAR A BACKWARDS BASEBALL CAP? WHAT? 137 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,861 * THEY'RE COUSINS, IDENTICAL COUSINS * 138 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:02,262 STOP IT. 139 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:03,497 WELL... 140 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,668 LOOK WHO'S BACK BEHIND THE WHEEL -- LOVELY. 141 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,504 MOM, I'M GONNA GET GOING. I'VE GOT SOME STUDYING TO DO. 142 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,039 OKAY. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU. 143 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:15,008 WHEN DID JESS GET A CAR? OH, UH, RECENTLY. 144 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:19,212 WHERE'D HE GET IT? UH, FROM A GUY AROUND HERE AT A PLACE. 145 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:21,849 YOU HAD NO IDEA, DID YOU? NOT IN THE LEAST. 146 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,684 WAY TO HAVE A HANDLE ON THINGS. 147 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:26,319 HE DOESN'T SHARE MUCH WITH ME, AND HE'S GOT A LICENSE. 148 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,956 STOP HIM BEFORE HE KILLS. HE'S NOT GONNA KILL ANYONE. 149 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,592 HE'S GOT A BAD TRACK RECORD WITH CARS. I KNOW. 150 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,026 I'M NOT EXACTLY THRILLED WITH THIS. 151 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,429 I'M SORRY. I'LL JUST BUTT OUT NOW. 152 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:36,897 WHERE'D HE GET THE MONEY? WHAT? 153 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:39,700 FOR THE CAR. I DON'T KNOW. WORKING AT TH DINER? 154 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:42,335 I CAN BARELY AFFORD A CAR ON THE MONEY I GET. 155 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,372 PROBABLY A GIFT FROM SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW IT'S GONE YET. 156 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,240 THANKS. I'M HELPFUL, AREN'T I? 157 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,576 BYE. BYE. 158 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,182 HEY. HEY. 159 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,817 SO, YOU GOT A CAR. 160 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:59,052 MOTOR TREND'S NOT GONNA BE GIVING IT ANY AWARDS, 161 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,490 IT'LL GET ME AROUND. I GUESS IT'LL GET YOU AROUND. 162 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:05,726 SO, UH, WHERE'D YOU GET THE MONEY FOR IT? 163 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:06,927 MUGGED AN OLD LADY. 164 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,796 JESS... IT DIDN'T COST THAT MUCH. 165 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,598 WHAT'S "NOT MUCH"? LESS THAN "A LOT." 166 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:14,802 WHERE DID YOU GET THE MONEY? YOU KNOW THAT HASH YOU SLING AT THE DINER? 167 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:19,139 I SCRAPE IT OFF THE PLATES. I WORK FOR YOU? YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO. 168 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:22,242 I ALSO KNOW I DON'T PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BUY THE CAR. 169 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:26,547 I SAVED UP AND BOUGHT THE CAR FROM GYPSY'S. SHE GAVE ME A GOOD DEAL. 170 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,081 OKAY, SO YOU BOUGHT A CAR. 171 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,951 NOW, THE PRICE OF THE CAR IS JUST ONE SMALL THING. 172 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,953 IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. OH, YEAH? 173 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,188 DID YOU TAKE THE ADDITIONAL EXPENSES INTO ACCOUNT? 174 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:36,790 LIKE? INSURANCE. 175 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,692 I'M IN GOOD HANDS. LIABILITY, UNINSURED MOTORIST? 176 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,661 ALL THE PAPER WORK'S IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT. 177 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:44,397 MONEY FOR GAS? THIS DIDN'T COME WITH A NEVER-EMPTYING MAGICAL TANK? 178 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,534 JESS... I FACTORED THAT IN. 179 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:51,004 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE REPAIRS. I CAN FIX MOST OF THEM MYSELF AND SAVE UP FOR THE REST. 180 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,440 PLUS, I'M GONNA REPLACE THE OIL EVERY COUPLE MONTHS. 181 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:57,110 I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. I'M THE ONE THAT BROUGHT IT UP. 182 00:07:57,177 --> 00:08:00,213 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DIDN'T THINK OF IT. NO, BUT I... 183 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,683 SIGN THIS. 184 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,151 REGISTRATION? 185 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:08,388 I'M STILL A MINOR. I DON'T HAVE A PEN. 186 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:11,058 IT'S OKAY THAT SOMEBODY'S NAME IS CROSSED OUT ON IT 187 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,893 AND THAT YOURS IS WRITTEN IN. YEP. 188 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,029 JUST CHECKING. THANKS. GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK. 189 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:18,065 YEAH. SAME HERE. 190 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:24,371 HELLO. I'M IN HERE. 191 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:28,441 WOW. YOU BEAT ME HOME BY TWO MINUTES, AND YOUR NOSE IS ALREADY IN THE BOOKS. 192 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:33,547 I CAN GO FROM ZERO TO STUDYING IN LESS THAN 60 SECONDS. VERY IMPRESSIVE. MAIL CALL. 193 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:37,184 WHAT'S THIS? MORTGAGE PAYMENT. YOU MIND PICKING IT UP THIS MONTH? 194 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,887 NO, NOT AT ALL. JUST SOMETHING ADDRESSED TO YOU. 195 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,489 IT'S AN INVITATION. 196 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,091 OH. AN INVITATION TO WHAT? 197 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,927 IS IT THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN? THOSE BOYS NEVER GIVE UP. 198 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,328 IT'S TO SHERRY'S BABY SHOWER. 199 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:52,065 WHO? SHERRY TINSDALE -- DAD'S SHERRY. 200 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,166 YOU'RE KIDDING? 201 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,402 IT'S AT HER AND DAD'S HOUSE ON SUNDAY. 202 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:59,573 WELL, THAT IS VERY WEIRD. WE HAVEN'T HAD CONTACT WITH CHRISTOPHER IN MONTHS. 203 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,809 SHE MUST KNOW WE'RE ON THE OUTS WITH HIM. 204 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,844 SHE MAY NOT KNOW HOW ON THE OUTS. 205 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,246 ZERO CONTACT IS MAXIMUM ON THE OUTS. 206 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:10,283 YEAH. ALTHOUGH THERE MAY HAVE BEEN SOME. 207 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,586 SOME WHAT? SOME CONTACT. 208 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,256 OH. YOU'VE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH CHRISTOPHER? 209 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:19,326 YEAH. I'M SORRY. NO, DON'T APOLOGIZE. 210 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,630 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN TOTALLY FREE TO TALK TO HIM WHENEVER YOU WANT. 211 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,197 I MEAN, HE'S YOUR DAD, RIGHT? 212 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:27,835 SO DON'T APOLOGIZE. OKAY, I TAKE THE APOLOGY BACK. 213 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,670 IT'S GOOD YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO HIM. 214 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,504 IT IS WEIRD YOU DIDN'T TELL ME. 215 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,241 YEAH, I'M SORRY. STOP APOLOGIZING. 216 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:38,111 EVEN WHEN I FEEL I SHOULD APOLOGIZE, I CAN'T? YEAH. IT'S A LITTLE ANNOYING. 217 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,279 SORRY. RORY... 218 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,314 I'M TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD. IT IS. 219 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:44,251 I JUST HATE THAT YOU HAD TO HIDE THAT FROM ME. 220 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,654 I JUST FELT LIKE I WAS BETRAYING YOU. 221 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,756 WELL, YOU WEREN'T. I KNOW THAT NOW. 222 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,361 SO, HOW MUCH CONTACT HAVE YOU HAD WITH HIM? 223 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,831 NOT TONS. HE E-MAILED ME A MONTH AGO, I E-MAILED HIM BACK, 224 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,867 AND NOW WE OCCASIONALLY TALK ON THE PHONE. 225 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,601 DOES HE EVER ASK ABOUT ME? 226 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:04,638 WHAT ANSWER WILL FREAK YOU OUT THE LEAST? THE HONEST ONE. 227 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,173 YES, HE ASKS ABOUT YOU, 228 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:09,810 BECAUSE DAD WILL ALWAYS CARE FOR YOU VERY MUCH YOU KNOW THAT. 229 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:13,681 DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY HELLO FOR YOU NEXT TIME WE TALK? NO. 230 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,984 FINE. WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THIS? 231 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,219 IT'S YOUR CALL. I GUESS BEING IN DAD'S WORLD 232 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,088 AUTOMATICALLY MEANS BEING IN SHERRY'S. 233 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,423 IT IS YOUR HALF-BROTHER OR SISTER SHE'S CARRYING -- 234 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,927 I KNOW. IT'S WEIRD. A GOOD REASON TO MAKE SOME CONNECTION WITH HER. 235 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,162 IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE BRUNCHY QUICHEY THINGS 236 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,598 WHERE I DON'T KNOW ANYONE, AND IT'S IN BOSTON. 237 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,667 I'LL DRIVE YOU THERE. REALLY? 238 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,703 I'LL DO SOME SHOPPING WHILE YOU QUICHE IT. 239 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:39,172 WE CAN SET UP SOME S.O.S. SIGNAL IF I WANT TO LEAVE? 240 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,908 SURE. WHAT SHOULD THE SIGNAL BE? 241 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,010 HOW ABOUT "S.O.S."? PERFECT. 242 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,845 SO YOU'RE GOING. I GUESS I'M GOING. 243 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,914 GOOD. I THINK YOU'VE MADE THE RIGHT DECISION. 244 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,383 SO DO I. AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE HID THAT I'M TALKING TO DAD. 245 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,452 I'M REALLY S-- UH... 246 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,287 ...STARVING. I'LL GET SOME ICE CREAM. 247 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,829 [ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ] 248 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:06,767 YOU'RE UP EARLY. GOT A FEW ERRANDS TO RUN. 249 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,468 YOU GOT TIME BEFORE SCHOOL? 250 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:09,770 I GOT WHEELS. RIGHT. 251 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,272 RIGHT, YOU GOT WHEELS. 252 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,008 LID. BY THE WAY, I OWE YOU 10 BUCKS. 253 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,844 WHEN DID I LOAN YOU 10 BUCKS? 254 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,278 LAST NIGHT. I WASN'T HERE. 255 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,313 YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE, UNCLE LUKE -- IN MY HEART. 256 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,583 YOU TOOK MONEY OUT OF THE REGISTER. YOU'LL GET IT BACK TODAY. 257 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,619 DO NOT TAKE MONEY OUT OF THE REGISTER. 258 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,721 GOTTA RUN. 259 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,757 [ SIGHS ] LID. 260 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,595 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 261 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:39,532 OH, UH, WHAT CAN I GET YOU, KIRK? PATTY MELT AND A COKE. 262 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:43,536 YOU WANT THE MELT CUT INTO SQUARES OR STARS TODAY? HALF AND HALF? 263 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,839 OKAY, COMING RIGHT UP. THANKS. 264 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,841 MAN, THAT CAR'S A HONEY -- 265 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:51,244 DUAL PISTON CAMS, DIPLEX OVERDRIVE WITH MAXIMUM TORQUE, 266 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,782 16 LITER SIDE BY SIDE, FIRING 3 ON 1 -- SWEET. 267 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,350 KIRK, NONE OF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE. WHAT? 268 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,187 I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT CARS. THAT WAS ALL GIBBERISH. 269 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,556 OH. WELL, WOULD YOU MIND NOT TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THIS? 270 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,159 I'VE CULTIVATED A REPUTATION AS SORT OF A CAR AFICIONADO, 271 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:10,430 IN REALITY, ALL I HAVE IS A JAN AND DEAN RECORD. I'LL KEEP IT TO MYSELF. 272 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,266 I SHOULD PROBABLY LISTEN TO IT AGAIN. YEAH, I WOULD. 273 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,467 [ ENGINE REVS ] 274 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:17,304 MAN, I WISH MY MOM WOULD LET ME HAVE A CAR... 275 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:21,574 OR A BIKE... OR MY ROLLER SKATES BACK. 276 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,810 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 277 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,679 YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF IT. I DO! 278 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,915 THIS TRUCK DOESN'T LIKE YOU. 279 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,616 IS IT TALKING TO YOU NOW? 280 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,318 YOUR TRANSMISSION'S SHOT. 281 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:34,654 I SHIFT UP AND DOWN A LOT. MR. GRIND-IT- TILL-YOU-FIND-IT, HUH? 282 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,556 JUST TELL ME WHAT NEEDS DOING. 283 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:39,526 BE FASTER TO SAY WHAT DOESN'T NEED DOING. WHATEVER YOU WANT. 284 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,395 YOU RIDE YOUR BRAKES -- BAD FOR THE TRUCK, GOOD FOR ME. 285 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,998 I LIKE REPLACING BRAKES -- PAYS FOR THE CABLE TV. 286 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,034 HOW ABOUT I JUST MAKE THE CHECK OUT 287 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,336 DIRECTLY TO YOUR CABLE COMPANY? WOULD THAT BE EASIER? 288 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,171 YEAH, THANKS, AND GET SOME EXTRA CHECKS 289 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:54,007 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE MAKING ONE OUT TO MY MILKMAN, TOO. 290 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:57,477 OH, AND LOOKY HERE. YOU JUST BOUGHT ME A COUCH. 291 00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:00,047 HEY, LUKE. HEY, GYPSY. I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT. 292 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:04,617 NO, PLEASE. I NEED A LITTLE BREAK FROM THE GAIETY. 293 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:08,088 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? WELL, JESS CAME HOME WITH THIS CAR, 294 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,057 AND HE BOUGHT IT FROM YOU. 295 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,092 IT'S WORKING GREAT, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WONDERING. 296 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:16,596 I KNOW THAT. IT'S JUST, UH, HE PAID YOU FOR IT, RIGHT? 297 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:17,797 NOTHING'S FREE AT GYPSY'S. 298 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,432 AND HE PAID CASH? MOSTLY 20s. 299 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,869 DID YOU MAKE SURE ANDREW JACKSON WAS ON THE BILLS, 300 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,504 NOT ALFRED E. NEWMAN OR SOMEONE? LOOKED REAL TO ME. 301 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:28,341 WHEN HE TOOK THE MONEY OUT, DID A MASK OR A GUN FALL OUT? 302 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:32,512 NO, HE WAS CARRYING IT IN A BAG WITH A BIG DOLLAR SIGN ON IT. 303 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,546 REALLY? NO. 304 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,248 GOOD. GUYS ARE STUPID. 305 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,584 WHAT? YOU STRIP YOUR GEARS, YOU RIDE YOUR BRAKES, 306 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:42,255 IF WE DON'T LAUGH AFTER WE MAKE A JOKE, YOU THINK WE'RE SERIOUS. I DON'T RIDE MY BRAKES! 307 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,691 I WANT TO MAKE SURE IT WAS ON THE UP-AND-UP. 308 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,961 I DON'T ASK WHERE MY CUSTOMERS GET THEIR MONEY FROM, DO YOU? 309 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:51,231 I GUESS I DON'T. THANKS. ANYTIME. 310 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:54,534 OH, GOODY! A TRIP TO FLORIDA! 311 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,735 [ SIGHS ] 312 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,104 THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. 313 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,605 THE TOWN UNANIMOUSLY REFUSED 314 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,808 TO LET THAT LONER FREAK PROTEST IN THE SQUARE. 315 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,879 WHY WOULD THE TWO OF YOU CONSIDER ALLOWING HIM TO DO IT FROM YOUR CHURCH? 316 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,614 THE TOWN DIDN'T REFUSE HIM. YOU DID. 317 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,516 SO YOU'RE SPEARHEADING THIS REVOLT? 318 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,751 REVEREND SKINNER AND I SHARE THE CHURCH FOR SERVICES. 319 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,587 IF THERE'S GONNA BE A PROTEST, IT'LL BE A JOINT DECISION. 320 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,623 I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THIS MAYONNAISE. 321 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,058 I GOT IT, DAVID. THANKS. 322 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,894 I COULD BAN IT. I COULD GET THE TOWN COUNCIL TOGETHER, 323 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,996 FIND SOMETHING ON THE BOOKS. THERE'S A WAY. 324 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,232 THE CHURCH IS EXEMPT FROM YOUR TOWN STATUTES. 325 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,834 WE ANSWER TO A HIGHER AUTHORITY -- LIKE THE HOT DOG. 326 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,637 I LAUGH EVERY TIME YOU SAY THAT. FUNNY IS FUNNY. 327 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,941 I CAN GUARANTEE THAT GOD DOES NOT WANT THIS EITHER. 328 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,375 DID YOU HEAR THAT, DAVID? 329 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,410 TAYLOR DOOSE IS IN DIRECT COMMUNICATION WITH GOD. 330 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,047 30 YEARS, I HAVEN'T RECEIVED SO MUCH AS A CARD. 331 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,282 IS IT BY PHONE THAT YOU SPEAK WITH HIM? 332 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,184 DO YOU HAVE A GOD-PHONE? RABBI, PLEASE. 333 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,419 WHAT'S HE LIKE -- FOR US WHO'VE NEVER MET HIM? 334 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,255 SHORT? TALL? DOES HE LIKE TO LAUGH? 335 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,889 IS THE SHELLFISH THING REALLY SERIOUS? 336 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,791 BECAUSE SOME OF THESE RED LOBSTER COMMERCIALS... 337 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:55,128 THEY LOOK GOOD, HUH? OH, WITH THE MELTED BUTTER... 338 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,697 CAN WE STAY SERIOUS FOR A MINUTE HERE? 339 00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:00,968 YOU'RE TOO UPTIGHT. NO MATTER HOW MUCH STEAM BLOWS OUT OF YOUR EARS, 340 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:05,272 OUR DECISION WILL BE FINAL. IT'S HARDBALL, HUH? THE COUNCIL GAVE YOU SPECIAL PERMISSION 341 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,108 TO RUN BINGO OUT OF THAT BUILDING. WE COULD WITHDRAW IT. 342 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,609 AT YOUR PERIL. MEANING? 343 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,711 YOU'RE GONNA TELL MY OLD LADIES, MY BUBBIES, 344 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,581 YOU'RE SHUTTING DOWN THEIR BINGO? I'M NOT AFRAID OF THEM. 345 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:18,451 GOD, THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE IN THE ROOM WHEN TAYLOR SAID THAT. 346 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,955 I WOULD SINCERELY LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR WASTING MY TIME. 347 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:26,593 OUR PLEASURE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU, REVEREND SKINNER OF ALL PEOPLE 348 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:30,330 WOULD DO THIS TO ME, AFTER ALL THE SUPPORT I'VE GIVEN YOU. 349 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,432 ALL THE SUPPORT? TAYLOR, YOU'RE A SUNDAY PROTESTANT. 350 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,502 YOU COME IN, YOU SAY, "HI, GOD," YOU SING, AND YOU LEAVE. 351 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,771 I ALWAYS LEAVE A DOLLAR. FOR YOUR SINGING VOICE, YOU SHOULD LEAVE $2. 352 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:42,542 FINE, IF YOU FEEL LIKE THAT, MAYBE I WILL JUST STOP SHOWING UP ALTOGETHER. 353 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,411 MAYBE I'LL CONVERT TO SOMETHING ELSE 354 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,246 AND GIVE THEM MY GENEROUS WEEKLY DONATION. 355 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,281 YOU WANT HIM? NOT AFTER THAT "BUBBIES" THING. 356 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,051 MAYBE THE SHAKERS IN WOODBURY WOULD TAKE HIM. 357 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,852 CAN YOU MAKE FURNITURE? 358 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,187 GOODBYE, GENTLEMEN! 359 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,189 [ RABBI BARANS AND REVEREND SKINNER LAUGH ] 360 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,262 HOW'S IT GOING? PRETTY SLOW. 361 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,397 IS JESS UPSTAIRS? I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. 362 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,698 OKAY, THANKS. 363 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,535 [ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ] 364 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,140 JESS? 365 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,354 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 366 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,225 HELLO? 367 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,028 OH, HEY, RANDY. WHAT'S UP? 368 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,264 WELL, SOMEONE'S GOTTA TAKE CARE OF IT. 369 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,899 IT'S NOT GONNA TAKE CARE OF ITSELF. 370 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,802 I UNDERSTAND. I GET IT. WHAT ELSE? 371 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,271 UH-HUH. 372 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,539 YOU THINK I GOT A GOOD GIFT? IT'S FOOLPROOF. 373 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,609 IT'S NOT VERY ORIGINAL. A NEW MOTHER CAN'T HAVE MANY BABY BLANKETS, 374 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,879 NOT WITH SO MUCH STUFF OOZING OUT OF A BABY'S EVERY ORIFICE. 375 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,847 EW! I CALL IT LIKE I SEE IT. 376 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,385 CALL IT LESS GRAPHICALLY. THE VERY CONCEPT OF CHILDBIRTH IS VAGUELY DISTURBING. 377 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,020 KIDS ARE COOL, BUT GETTING THERE SEEMS LIKE A COSMIC JOKE. 378 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:05,692 DEFINITELY THOUGHT UP BY A MAN. MY MOM SAID THAT WHEN SHE TOLD ME WHERE BABIES COME FROM. 379 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,362 MY MOM HASN'T TOLD ME. WHEN MY COUSIN GOT PREGNANT, SHE SAID IT'S BECAUSE 380 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,398 AN ANGEL BRUSHED ITS WINGS AGAINST HER FACE. 381 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,433 I CAN FILL YOU IN ON THE DETAILS. 382 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,669 NO, THANKS. I PICKED IT UP OFF THE STREETS. 383 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,538 THAT'S NEW. IS IT? 384 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,373 I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE, 385 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,009 I'M VERY INTO THE MINUTIA AROUND HERE. THAT'S FOR SURE. 386 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,844 DO YOU KNOW WHOSE IT IS? YEP. 387 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,713 WHOSE? JESS'. 388 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,982 JESS? THE GUY WHO WRECKED YOUR CAR? HE'S GOT A CAR NOW? 389 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,284 MM-HMM. LOOKS THAT WAY. 390 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,752 THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS! THAT'S A TRAVESTY! 391 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,388 IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. IT'S A HUMONGOUS DEAL. 392 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,723 YOU'RE TAKING THIS VERY HARD. 393 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,058 BECAUSE, WE'RE BEST FRIENDS, RORY, WE'RE LINKED. 394 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:43,130 I FEEL WHAT YOU FEEL -- EXCEPT FOR NOW. YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE FEELING ANYTHING. 395 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,665 IT'S NOTHING TO GET EXCITED ABOUT. 396 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,167 HEY. HEY, LANE. 397 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,102 HEY, BACK AT YOU, TOUGH GUY. WHAT? 398 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,170 SOMETHING WRONG? 399 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,871 NO. YES, YOU HAVE A CAR. 400 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,006 I KNOW. DON'T GIVE ME LIP. 401 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,975 HOW'D YOU GET THE CAR? I BOUGHT IT. 402 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:59,212 I THOUGHT YOU BUILT IT FROM PARTS FROM CARS YOU'VE TOTALED. 403 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,448 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 404 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,484 I GOTTA GO. YES, DRIVE ON AWAY. WE'LL KEEP WALKING. 405 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,120 THAT'S ALL RORY'S BEEN ABLE TO DO -- LOTS OF WALKING. 406 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,755 SHE'S GOT BUNIONS BECAUSE OF YOU. 407 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:12,125 I DON'T HAVE BUNIONS. SHE'S TOO NICE TO COMPLAIN. 408 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,394 KNOCK IT OFF. JUST GO, JESS. 409 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,096 I DIDN'T START THIS. YOU WRECKED RORY'S CAR. 410 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,732 TELL HER TO WALK IT OFF. YOU WALK IT OFF. 411 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,135 I'M TRYING TO DRIVE OFF. THEN GO. 412 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,970 JEEZ, HOW ANDY GRIFFITH IS THIS TOWN 413 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,805 THAT PEOPLE GET SO EXCITED BY A CAR? 414 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,040 IT'S NOT THE CAR. IT'S WHO'S GOT THE CAR. 415 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,344 FINE, TAKE IT. I'M SICK OF THIS. I DON'T WANT THIS JUNK. 416 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,780 I SUPPOSE DEAN IS ALREADY BUILDING YOU ANOTHER CAR -- 417 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:34,847 SOMETHING REALLY SNAZZY. 418 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,749 SHUT UP AND GO. GLADLY. 419 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,085 LET'S GO. GLADLY. 420 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:42,755 OH, AND BY THE WAY, YOU LEFT YOUR BRA IN THE BACK SEAT. 421 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,193 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ] 422 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:49,162 [ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ] 423 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,934 THIS MUST BE THE PLACE. I THINK THE BALLOONS CONFIRM IT. 424 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,536 NO PINK, NO BLUE. ALL GREEN. 425 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,371 AREN'T BABY-SHOWER BALLOONS SUPPOSED TO REFLECT 426 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,241 THE SEX OF THE BABY -- BLUE FOR BOYS, PINK FOR GIRLS? 427 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,976 YOU WOULD THINK. WHAT'S GREEN FOR, ALIENS? 428 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,612 I'LL ASK. WE'RE ALL SET, RIGHT? 429 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,448 ANYTIME YOU WANT OUT, JUST SEND UP A FLARE. I WILL. 430 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,483 EVEN IF I'M HALF-NAKED IN A CHANGING ROOM, 431 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,485 I'LL GRAB EVERYTHING AND RUSH OUT. 432 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,721 YOU MAKING A HALF-NAKED ENTRANCE WOULD BE FUNNY. 433 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:15,855 HI! WHOA! 434 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,291 OH, I'M SORRY. I TOTALLY SNUCK UP ON YOU. 435 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,227 IT'S OKAY. HI. HI, RORY. 436 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,928 LORELAI, I'M SO EXCITED YOU CAME. 437 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,396 I'M JUST DROPPING RORY OFF. 438 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,864 OH, DON'T GO. STAY. WHAT? 439 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,900 COME TO THE PARTY. PLEASE. OH, I DON'T KNOW. 440 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,337 I KNOW THAT YOU WEREN'T INVITED, BUT IT'S 'CAUSE 441 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,272 MY FRIENDS DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE COMFORTABLE. 442 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,708 I TOLD THEM NOT TO WORRY. THANKS, I'M NOT DRESSED FOR IT. 443 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,578 OH, PLEASE, YOU LOOK FINE. WELL, UM... 444 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:44,116 UM...MOM KIND OF HAS PLANS. I GOT A COUPLE CREDIT CARDS BURNING A HOLE IN MY WALLET. 445 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,086 GO SHOPPING SOME OTHER TIME, AND COME PLAY WITH US. PLEASE. 446 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,922 THERE'S A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN THERE THAT RORY DOESN'T KNOW. 447 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,559 HAVING YOU HERE WOULD MAKE HER SO MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE. 448 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,794 I DON'T MIND NOT KNOWING ANYONE, REALLY. 449 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,829 THAT'S NICE, HONEY, BUT VERY UNCONVINCING. 450 00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:00,132 LORELAI, I MEANT TO EXTEND THE INVITATION TO BOTH OF YOU. 451 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,535 I JUST WASN'T SURE IF YOU'D -- 452 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,604 YOU KNOW, THERE'S LOTS OF FOOD 453 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:08,575 AND BOOZE FOR THE LUCKY, NONPREGNANT ONES -- AND CAKE. IT'LL BE FUN. 454 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,278 WELL... I'LL BLOCK YOUR CAR WITH MY STOMACH. 455 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,079 NO, DON'T DO THAT. 456 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,514 PLEASE. IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH. 457 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,316 WELL, UM, OKAY. SURE. 458 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,618 REALLY? YEAH, LET'S HAVE A PARTY. 459 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,119 YAY! OOH, WATCH IT. 460 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,154 YOU'LL JIGGLE THAT THING RIGHT OUT OF YOU. 461 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,156 A MOTHER'S PERSPECTIVE. THANKS. 462 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,359 [ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ] 463 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,264 COME IN, COME IN. 464 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,165 NICE PLACE. VERY NICE. 465 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,601 WELL, IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS. 466 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,102 IT WAS SO BACHELOR PAD BEFORE -- 467 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,971 ROCK POSTERS, MODULAR FURNITURE, MAGAZINES EVERYWHERE. 468 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:42,842 I WOULD PICK UP A TV GUIDE, AND IT WOULD BE THREE MONTHS OLD. 469 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,010 WELL, HERE'S THE GANG. 470 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,546 HI. HI. HI. HI. 471 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:49,181 YOU'VE GOT GAIL, JODY, MAUREEN, LINDA, SUSAN, AND ALICE. 472 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,519 HI. THIS IS CHRISTOPHER'S DAUGHTER, THE FAMOUS RORY. 473 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,153 AND I DID A LITTLE ARM-TWISTING 474 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,022 GOT HER MOTHER, TO COME IN, TOO. 475 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,458 THE MORE, THE MERRIER. MOJITO? 476 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,693 THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO TWIST MY ARM FOR. 477 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,163 RORY AND I WILL BE THE ONLY ONES NOT IMBIBING -- AND G.G. 478 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,633 WHO? G.G. -- SHORT FOR GEORGIA. 479 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,535 THAT'S CUTE. SO IT'S A GIRL. 480 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,570 YEAH. CHRISTOPHER WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH EITHER, 481 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,340 BUT I REALLY WANTED A BALLERINA. 482 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:18,010 OH. AHH, WHAT'S THIS? EVERYONE GETS A DIAPER PIN, AND IF YOU SAY THE WORD "BABY," 483 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,847 THE PERSON CATCHING YOU SAYING IT GETS TO KEEP YOUR PIN. 484 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,515 MAUREEN'S THE INSTIGATOR OF THIS SOIREE. 485 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,551 SHE HAS HER OWN PUBLICITY FIRM IN NEW YORK. 486 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,621 SHE MEANT TO RUN ALL THOSE PEOPLE DOWN, BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME. 487 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,623 OH. [ GASPS ] OH, LOOK AT THIS. 488 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,893 THE FAMOUS CD COLLECTION -- IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER, TOO. 489 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,528 AND NOT STACKED UP LIKE COASTERS. 490 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,797 I HAD TO PUT AN END TO THAT. 491 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,633 I WOULD BE LOOKING FOR MY WANG CHUNG OR BILLY JOEL, 492 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,469 AND I WOULD HAVE TO GIVE UP. 493 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,337 SO NOW EVERYTHING IS AT YOUR FINGERTIPS. 494 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,272 SEE? WANG CHUNG. WANG CHUNG. 495 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,008 HEY, NO SUBGROUPS, SHERRY. GET OVER HERE. 496 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,010 MOJITO? OH, THANK YOU. 497 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,178 CLUB SODA? THANK YOU. 498 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,813 DON'T YOU HATE THE WAY SHE LOOKS? 499 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,383 SHERRY? YOU CAN ONLY TELL SHE'S PREGNANT IN PROFILE. 500 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,250 NOTHING IN THE FACE, NOTHING FROM BEHIND. 501 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,119 YEAH, YOU LOOK AMAZING. I DO NOT. 502 00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:02,955 WHEN I WAS CARRYING THIS ONE, DOORWAYS HAD TO BE WIDENED. 503 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,224 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE, LORELAI. 504 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:09,496 IT'S ONLY YOU THAT CAN GIVE ME A MOTHERLY PERSPECTIVE. OH, NONE OF YOU HAVE KIDS? 505 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,130 WHO'S GOT THE TIME? OR THE GUY? 506 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,833 THERE AREN'T THAT MANY CHRISTOPHERS IN THE WORLD. 507 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,669 THAT'S TRUE. YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR LIST OF BOOKS -- 508 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,105 BOOKS? THE ONES THAT YOU READ WHEN YOU HAD RORY. 509 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,208 OH, I THINK I WAS READING "DEENIE" AT THE TIME. 510 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,843 NO PARENTING BOOKS? NO. 511 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,413 WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION ON CHILD-RAISING, YOUR MOM? 512 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:27,847 NO. "FOR KEEPS." 513 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:30,983 MOLLY RINGWALD, RANDALL BATINKOFF -- 514 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,653 REALLY UNDERRATED LITTLE POST-JOHN HUGHES FLICK. 515 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,123 SHE WENT TO THE PROM FAT. I FOUND IT REALLY INSPIRATIONAL. 516 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,026 HEY, WHAT ARE WE ALL SITTING AROUND HERE FOR? 517 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,661 LET THE GAMES BEGIN! 518 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,563 LET THE GAMES BEGIN! GAMES? 519 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,097 HELP ME MOVE THE COUCH. 520 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,734 THEY'RE MOVING THE COUCH. BLESS YOU FOR BEING HERE. 521 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,736 UP, UP. 522 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:53,005 FEED THE BABY! COME ON, FEED THE BABY! 523 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,507 GO, GO, GO! 524 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,409 YOU'VE GOT 20 SECONDS. 525 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,077 COME ON! 526 00:22:58,144 --> 00:22:59,746 FEED THE BABY! 527 00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:03,650 [ LAUGHTER ] 528 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,752 [ Off-key ] * ...FACE * 529 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,455 * YOU'VE GOT THE CUTEST LITTLE -- * 530 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,189 * ...FACE * 531 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:14,226 * THERE'S NOT ANOTHER ONE COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE * 532 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:15,327 * ...FACE * 533 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,129 * MY POOR HEART IS JUMPING * 534 00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:19,999 * YOU SURE HAVE STARTED SOMETHING * 535 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,033 * ...FACE * 536 00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:23,536 HORSERADISH. 537 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,938 WRITE IT DOWN, WRITE IT DOWN. 538 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,677 HOPING IT'S AMMONIA. 539 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,912 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY. WRITE IT DOWN. 540 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:33,946 EW. 541 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,551 BABY CRAP. 542 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:41,921 ONE, TWO, THREE... 543 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:42,955 PULL! 544 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,491 WOW. LOUD! 545 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:47,326 KEEP OPENING, KEEP OPENING. YOU GUYS GOT ME TOO MUCH STUFF. 546 00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:49,996 YOU SHOULD HAVE CHIPPED IN AND BOUGHT ME ONE THING. 547 00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:54,000 OH, IT'S A MOBILE. I LOVE IT, GAIL. 548 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:54,934 THANK YOU. 549 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,836 GREEN AGAIN. PRETTY GREEN, TOO. 550 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:59,506 ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE PINK -- PINK FOR A GIRL? 551 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,708 OH, PINK'S OUT. IT'S LAST WEEK. 552 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,043 IT'S IN ALL THE MAGAZINES. GREEN'S THE NEW PINK. 553 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,278 I DID NOT KNOW THAT. DID YOU KNOW THAT? 554 00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:09,749 OH, SURE. HEY, SHERRY, LET ME ASK YOU -- HOW ARE YOU GONNA FINISH 555 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,851 THAT SPRING CAMPAIGN YOU'RE WORKING ON? 556 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:17,557 I HAVE THE FINAL PRESENTATION ON THE 17th AT NOON, WHICH GIVES ME TIME TO DO G.G. AT 5:00. 557 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,158 "TO DO G.G."? MY CAESAREAN. 558 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:21,728 I SCHEDULED IT MONTHS AGO. DIDN'T YOU SCHEDULE YOURS? 559 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,463 NOT QUITE. A HALF-HOUR BEFORE I HAD RORY, 560 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,298 I WAS EATING A PEPPER SANDWICH, WATCHING TV. 561 00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:28,568 YOU WERE ALMOST NAMED QUINCY. THANKS FOR REFRAINING. 562 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:31,103 SCHEDULING IT LIKE THIS WAS BEYOND NECESSARY. 563 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:32,772 I WOULD DIE WITHOUT ORGANIZATION -- 564 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:35,407 WHICH IS WHY I WAS SO THROWN OFF IN THE BEGINNING. 565 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:39,045 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? CHRISTOPHER AND I DIDN'T PLAN FOR THIS. 566 00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:42,515 I THOUGHT I HAD THE FLU. I VISITED THE DOCTOR AND HE SAID, 567 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,551 HE HAD TO PICK ME UP OFF THE FLOOR. 568 00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:48,721 I'M DRUNK, SO I'M TELLING YOU THAT WE WERE SHOCKED WHEN YOU TOLD US BECAUSE 569 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:51,558 YOU ARE SO NOT A BABY PERSON. OH, I'M STILL NOT. 570 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,993 SHE'S ALL MINE WHEN SHE'S GOT THE LEGS TO DANCE, 571 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,428 BUT CHRISTOPHER'S THE BABY PERSON. SHE'S GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL. 572 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:59,331 YOU AND CHRISTOPHER ARE LIKE A POSTER FOR ARYAN BREEDING. 573 00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:03,069 I HOPE G.G.'s AS BEAUTIFUL AS RORY AND HALF AS SMART, TOO. 574 00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:05,071 SHE'S GOING TO HARVARD, YOU KNOW. REALLY? 575 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:06,939 I'M NOT IN YET. I'VE JUST APPLIED. 576 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,375 SHE'S AS GOOD AS IN. I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT. 577 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:12,845 I CAN ALSO SIGN IT, MIME IT, DO AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE TO IT. 578 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,514 IT'S GONNA BE HARVARD. I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. 579 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:17,449 IT'S JUST MINUTES FROM HERE. MINUTES, REALLY? 580 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,086 I'VE ALREADY CLOCKED IT -- 2.7 MILES, WHICH IS NOTHING. 581 00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:21,954 I'VE CHECKED OUT THE BEST ROUTE 582 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,190 FOR HER TO TAKE TO COME OVER AFTER CLASSES. 583 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:27,459 TO COME OVER HERE? YOUR LITTLE SISTER IS GOING TO DEMAND IT. 584 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,861 YOU CAN EVEN SLEEP OVER. 585 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:31,163 I'LL HAVE A DORM ROOM. DORM ROOMS ARE AWFUL. 586 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,065 YOU CAN EVEN SPEND THE WEEKENDS, TOO. 587 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,501 RIGHT. THE ONES SHE'S NOT VISITING ME ON. 588 00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:36,969 THAT'S A GIVEN, LORELAI. 589 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,038 REALLY, ANYTIME. WE'VE GOT A KEY FOR YOU. 590 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,673 THANK YOU. I'LL DEFINITELY VISIT. 591 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:43,109 YOU, TOO, LORELAI. YOU'RE SORT OF G.G.'s AUNT. 592 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:46,779 OH, I GUESS I KIND OF AM. I'M GONNA GET SOME MORE POTATO SALAD. 593 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:49,015 ISN'T IT THE BEST? I'M WANT SOME MORE, TOO. 594 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:51,651 NO, LET ME GET IT. NO, THAT'S OKAY. 595 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:55,688 [ POP! POP! ] 596 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:59,558 I CAN'T BELIEVE MY APPETITE. IT'S SO WEIRD WHAT A BABY DOES TO YOU. 597 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:03,562 YOU HAVE A LIFETIME TO GET BACK AT 'EM. RIGHT. THANKS FOR THAT. 598 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:05,231 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. GOOD. 599 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,066 CHRIS WOULD BE HAPPY YOU'RE HERE, TOO. 600 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,802 OH. GREAT. I HAVE TO TELL YOU, 601 00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:12,438 HE HAS BEEN SO AMAZING THE PAST FEW MONTHS -- 602 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:13,840 SO INVOLVED WITH THE BABY. 603 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,208 GOOD, GOOD. [ POP! ] 604 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:18,911 YOU'D THINK THOSE THINGS WOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW. 605 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,613 HE TALKS TO IT EVERY NIGHT. 606 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,281 WHO? CHRISTOPHER -- TO THE BABY. 607 00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:24,050 HE SINGS, TOO. THAT'S NICE. 608 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:27,987 HE HAS A TERRIBLE VOICE, BUT IT'S SWEET. AND HE'S SO PROTECTIVE. 609 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,623 IF HE WAS HERE NOW, HE'D INSIST THAT I LIE DOWN. 610 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:34,293 I KEEP KIDDING HIM THAT HE'S GONNA COME HOME WITH ONE OF THOSE SOFAS 611 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,329 WITH THE POLE AND THE FOUR MEN TO CARRY ME AROUND. 612 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:39,365 FEEL FREE TO SEND IT TO MY HOUSE. 613 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,000 [ POP! POP! POP! POP! ] 614 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:43,636 DID SHE GET A BULK RATE ON THOSE THINGS OR WHAT? 615 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:47,506 WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS PREGNANT, I WASN'T SURE HOW CHRISTOPHER WOULD HANDLE IT, 616 00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:51,644 I NEVER EXPECTED HE'D BE LIKE THIS. HE'S BEEN UNBELIEVABLE. 617 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,579 THAT'S GREAT, SHERRY, REALLY. 618 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,481 YEAH, WELL, I WANTED TO THANK YOU. 619 00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:58,384 THANK ME? YEAH, IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU. 620 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,053 WHAT? I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TELL YOU, ACTUALLY. 621 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,889 CHRIS AND I HAD A ROCKY STRETCH. 622 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,124 I THOUGHT FOR SURE HE WAS OUT THE DOOR. 623 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:06,959 HE WAS SO DISTANT AND HARDLY TALKED. 624 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:09,395 I WASN'T SURE IF I'D TELL HIM ABOUT THE BABY. 625 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:12,665 I THOUGHT I'D EITHER GO IT ALONE OR NOT GO THROUGH WITH IT. 626 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:16,335 I WAS IN THE SAME POSITION AS YOU WHEN YOU WERE PREGNANT, YOU KNOW? 627 00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:20,039 YEAH, I GUESS. I DECIDED I WOULD TELL HIM BEFORE I MADE ANY DECISIONS. 628 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:22,675 THAT WAS THE WEEKEND HE WAS WITH YOU AND RORY. 629 00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:24,443 THERE WAS A WEDDING OR SOMETHING. 630 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:25,812 YES, I REMEMBER. 631 00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:28,681 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED OR WHAT YOU SAID, 632 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:30,449 BUT WHATEVER IT WAS, IT WORKED. 633 00:27:30,516 --> 00:27:32,151 HE CAME BACK A CHANGED MAN. 634 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:34,787 ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE WAS SO ATTENTIVE AND DEVOTED 635 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:36,622 AND SO WILLING TO MAKE IT WORK. 636 00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:38,657 HE SAID THAT HE HAD MISSED OUT BEFORE 637 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:40,492 AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO MISS IT AGAIN. 638 00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:43,229 I JUST CREDIT A GOOD PORTION OF THAT TO YOU. 639 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:46,265 YES, WELL, I CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE. 640 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,500 [ POP! POP! ] I'M GETTING TO HATE THOSE THINGS. 641 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:49,736 COOL IT WITH THE POPPERS. 642 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,237 PARTY POOPER. POPPER POOPER! 643 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:54,373 [ LAUGHS ] THEY'RE CHILDREN. 644 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,208 ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE. 645 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:58,410 UH, IT'S JUST ONE HELL OF A MOJITO. 646 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:00,446 COULD YOU POINT THE WAY TO THE BATHROOM? 647 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,882 JUST THROUGH THERE AND TO THE RIGHT. THANKS. 648 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:06,485 [ POP! ] 649 00:28:06,552 --> 00:28:08,855 [ LAUGHTER ] 650 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,160 [ SCOFFS ] 651 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:34,480 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 652 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,082 UH, JUST -- JUST A MINUTE. 653 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,049 Rory: IT'S ME. 654 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:38,951 COME IN. HI, THERE. HI, THERE. 655 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:40,987 ARE YOU OKAY? I'VE BEEN BETTER. 656 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,588 YOU REARRANGED HER MEDICINE CABINET? 657 00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:44,423 YES. AND IT'S GOING TO ROCK HER WORLD. 658 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:46,258 ARE YOU HAVING A MELTDOWN? PRETTY MUCH. 659 00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:48,494 FROM SOMETHING SHERRY SAID? FROM EVERYTHING SHERRY SAID. 660 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,930 ABOUT MY VISITING HER? OKAY, SURE, WE'LL START THERE. 661 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:54,000 AS IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FREE TIME TO PAL AROUND WITH HER. 662 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:56,035 YOU'LL BE IN CLASSES. SHE WAS JUST ASKING. 663 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:58,470 WHAT WERE YOU AGREEING TO COME OVER ALL THE TIME? 664 00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:01,107 I WAS JUST BEING POLITE. BY BEING HERE EVERY WEEKEND? 665 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:04,376 I DID NOT AGREE TO THAT. YOU'RE SPENDING ALL YOUR WEEKENDS WITH ME. 666 00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:08,047 SHE HAD TO HAVE A GIRL. THAT KILLS ME. THAT HER BABY'S A GIRL? 667 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:11,017 YES, BECAUSE I HAVE A GIRL, AND SHE'S JUST A COPYCAT. 668 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,252 SHE CAN'T CONTROL THE SEX OF HER BABY. 669 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,455 LITTLE MISS "I'LL GIVE BIRTH BEFORE 5:00"? I THINK SHE CAN. 670 00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:18,424 "ALL I WANT IS A BALLERINA." MOM... 671 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:22,494 POOR THING'S GONNA POP OUT OF HER WOMB AND LAND IN A TUTU. I HOPE NOT. 672 00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:25,331 WHAT IS WITH THAT NAME -- G.G.? IT'S A CUTE NAME. 673 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:27,233 YEAH, 'CAUSE SHE'S COPYING ME THERE, TOO -- 674 00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:30,636 RORY, G.G...RORY, G.G. -- THEY'RE IDENTICAL. 675 00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:34,206 THEY'RE NOT IDENTICAL. TWO SYLLABLES, REPEATING CONSONANTS. 676 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,141 RORY. G.G. 677 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:37,076 OPRAH. UMA. DON'T MOCK. 678 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:40,947 I'M TRYING TO JOKE YOU DOWN OFF THAT LEDGE. THAT MUSIC -- GOD, THAT MUSIC. 679 00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:42,982 YEAH, MUSIC'S DRIVING ME CRAZY TOO. 680 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:45,084 THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING THE SAME NONDESCRIPT, 681 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:48,120 SOFT, GENERIC JAZZ FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 682 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:51,623 WHO IS THAT PLAYING THAT STUPID SAXOPHONE? IT'S MUSIC YOU EAT BRUNCH TO. 683 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:55,127 THANK YOU FOR FINALLY BEING ON MY SIDE. I'M ALWAYS ON YOUR SIDE. 684 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,163 SHE PROBABLY MAKES CHRISTOPHER LISTEN TO THAT GARBAGE. 685 00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:59,932 THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE THING OF REARRANGING HIS CDs. 686 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:02,835 TO HER, THEY'RE JUST IDENTICAL LITTLE METAL DISCS 687 00:30:02,902 --> 00:30:06,205 FULL OF ANNOYING SOUNDS THAT YOU ALPHABETIZE LIKE FILES IN AN OFFICE. 688 00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:08,274 I'M WITH YOU ON THAT, BUT CALM DOWN. 689 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,309 I JUST WANT TO REARRANGE HER WHOLE HOUSE. 690 00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:11,777 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. PLEASE? 691 00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,545 LET ME JUST MESS UP HER BED. 692 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,581 YOU MAKE A DISTRACTION, LIKE SETTING A FIRE, 693 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,616 AND I'LL RUN UP AND UN-COLOR-COORDINATE HER SHEETS. 694 00:30:17,683 --> 00:30:20,052 THE FIRE WOULD BE THE THING THAT SHE'D REMEMBER. 695 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:23,322 I COULD HAVE BEEN OUT BUYING SHOES I'LL NEVER WEAR -- 696 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:26,492 AND ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT ME AND THANKING ME... 697 00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:28,560 WHAT? NOTHING. 698 00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:30,462 [ SIGHS ] 699 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:32,631 I-I KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY SIDE. 700 00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:33,933 IT'S OKAY. I'M SORRY. 701 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,501 WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK. 702 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,970 YEAH. PROBABLY. 703 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:41,440 I'M GONNA TAKE ONE OF MAUREEN'S LITTLE POPPERS AND POP HER RIGHT -- 704 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,242 MOM... LET'S GO. 705 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:45,777 JUST -- GREEN'S THE NEW PINK? 706 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,679 MOM... COME ON. 707 00:30:47,746 --> 00:30:48,847 IT'S STUPID. THANK YOU. 708 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:50,349 LET'S GO. 709 00:30:57,323 --> 00:31:00,726 TOLD THE PEOPLE THAT WANTED SOME THAT A FLY LANDED IN IT. 710 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,161 YOU WERE GOING THROUGH MY STUFF? 711 00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:04,230 HUH? WHY'RE YOU GOING THROUGH ALL MY STUFF? 712 00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:05,864 I'M NOT. SO SOMEONE ELSE IS? 713 00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:07,099 I DID NOT. 714 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,834 YOU SUCK AT LYING. YOU'RE PARANOID. 715 00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:10,436 FINE, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN 716 00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:12,871 YOU'RE NOT GOING THROUGH MY STUFF. GET THE FORKS. 717 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:15,407 EVERYTHING I OWN IS IN A DIFFERENT PLACE. 718 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:18,911 NOW, WHY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH MY STUFF? FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 719 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:21,180 CAN WE BE A LITTLE MORE TOTALITARIAN HERE? 720 00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:23,849 HOW ABOUT I ASK A QUESTION? BE MY GUEST. 721 00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:25,717 HOW DID YOU PAY FOR THE CAR? WHAT? 722 00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:28,554 MONEY. FOR THE CAR. I TOLD YOU, I WORKED FOR IT. 723 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:32,091 I KNOW WHAT I PAY YOU. I DO JOBS AROUND TOWN. 724 00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:33,825 WHAT JOBS? I CLEAN RAIN GUTTERS. 725 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,762 IF YOU CLEANED EVERY RAIN GUTTER FROM HERE TO VERMONT, 726 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:40,099 YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT. WHERE DID YOU GET THE MONEY? 727 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:44,570 I'M NOT JUST DOING RAIN GUTTERS WHEN I'M NOT WORKING HERE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 728 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:48,207 I GO TO, UH, A PLACE THAT GIVES ME MONEY. 729 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,676 FOR WHAT? FOR MY SERVICES. 730 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:54,146 WHAT SERVICES? WHAT PLACE? 731 00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:56,315 JESS, ARE YOU A GIGOLO? WHAT? 732 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:59,585 YOU SAY YOU GO TO A PLACE WHERE THEY GIVE YOU MONEY -- 733 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:02,088 WHERE? WAL-MART. 734 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:05,424 EXCUSE ME? I'VE BEEN WORKING THERE 12 HOURS A WEEK 735 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:07,426 TO GET EXTRA MONEY. WAL-MART? 736 00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:08,860 YOU WORK AT WAL-MART? YEAH. 737 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,130 I CANNOT PICTURE YOU WORKING AT WAL-MART. 738 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:16,335 [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD. YOU WORK AT WAL-MART. 739 00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:18,404 LET'S DROP THIS NOW. SURE. FINE. 740 00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:20,706 YOU'RE NOT THE GUY GREETING PEOPLE, ARE YOU? 741 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,474 WE WERE DROPPING THIS. 742 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,743 I MOVE STOCK AROUND ON A FORKLIFT. 743 00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:26,545 THAT TAKES A SPECIAL LICENSE. 744 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:30,616 I SPENT A SATURDAY TAKING THE CLASS, AND I GOT IT LIKE THAT -- NO BIGGIE. 745 00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:32,584 WOW. ARE WE DONE HERE? 746 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:35,754 YEAH. YOU WEAR A VEST AND EVERYTHING? 747 00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:37,256 IT'S THE UNIFORM. I HAVE TO. 748 00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:39,291 YOU'VE BEEN SNEAKING OUT WITH A LITTLE VEST? 749 00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:41,327 IT'S NOT A LITTLE VEST. IS IT BLUE? 750 00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,195 WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT THE VEST? 751 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:46,265 YOU GET A STORE DISCOUNT? 15%. 752 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:48,167 AND IF YOU WANT 15% OFF ANYTHING, 753 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:52,038 YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT. YOU'RE BEING A JERK. MY ENJOYMENT IS WORTH THE LOSS. 754 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:53,405 I'M EATING AND IGNORING YOU. 755 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:55,241 YOU'RE LIKE THE ALL-AMERICAN BOY. 756 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:56,875 CALL ME DIRK SQUAREJAW. 757 00:32:56,942 --> 00:32:57,976 LOOK AT YOU, WHAT? 758 00:32:58,044 --> 00:32:59,011 EATING APPLE PIE. 759 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:00,446 [ LAUGHS ] 760 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,214 I'M OUTTA HERE. 761 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:05,051 HEY, WAVE A FLAG AND SING "GOD BLESS AMERICA," PLEASE. 762 00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:06,085 GOODBYE. 763 00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:07,653 YOU'RE OKAY TO DRIVE? 764 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:10,356 I BARELY DRANK A THING. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOOD. 765 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:12,958 MY MOOD IS FINE. YOU'RE STILL MAD AT SHERRY. 766 00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:14,793 I'M FINE, AND I'M FINE TO DRIVE. 767 00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:18,664 ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M DRIVING AND IT'S DARK LIKE THIS, 768 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:21,733 I GET THE SUDDEN URGE TO TURN THE WHEEL INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC. 769 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,002 NO, DO NOT DO DUANE FROM "ANNIE HALL"! 770 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:26,238 I CAN SEE THE FLAMES AND SMELL THE SMOKE. 771 00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:28,674 I HATE THIS BIT. I'M CREEPING ME OUT, TOO. 772 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,009 MOVE THOSE THINGS. THEY'RE NOT THE MOST FRAGRANT FOOD. 773 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:33,512 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THEM. WE HAD NO CHOICE. 774 00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:36,148 SHE WAS INSISTENT. "TAKE THE DEVILED EGGS!" 775 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:38,550 AND THEN HER DRUNKEN FRIENDS HEAR IT, 776 00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:40,586 AND THEY'RE ALL SHOUTING, "TAKE THE DEVILED EGGS!" 777 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:42,854 EVERY ONE OF THOSE LADIES WAS SLOBBERING DRUNK. 778 00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:45,491 MAUREEN AND SUSAN ALMOST COMING TO BLOWS WAS WORTH IT. 779 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,926 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? FROM WHAT I COULD TELL, 780 00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:51,230 SUSAN SAID, "BLA RA UM DEB BLA," 781 00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:52,698 AND MAUREEN TOOK GREAT OFFENSE. 782 00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:54,100 WELL, YEAH! 783 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,135 WE DIDN'T HAVE TO STAY THAT LONG. 784 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:58,504 SHERRY MADE A VERY PERSUASIVE ARGUMENT 785 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:02,174 THAT IF WE LEFT AT 6:00, THERE'D BE AN EXTRA HOUR OF TRAFFIC. 786 00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:05,043 LEAVING AT 7:00, IS THE SAME AS LEAVING AT 6:00. 787 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:09,281 SHE'S VERY UP ON TRAFFIC FLOW AND RUSH HOUR AND ALL THAT. SHE'S RAND McNALLY. 788 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,317 SHE SHOULD DO TRAFFIC REPORTS ON THE RADIO. 789 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:14,686 "LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A TIE-UP ON THE BOULEVARD. 790 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:17,356 "THEY APPEAR TO BE MOVING EVERY BUILDING IN HARVARD UNIVERSITY, 791 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:19,991 "SO NOW IT'S JUST 1.3 MILES FROM MY HOUSE. 792 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,827 "NICE JOB, GUYS. YOU'RE AWFUL. 793 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,463 "OH, AND LOTS OF CARS STOPPED AT A BLUE LIGHT 794 00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:26,298 "AT GARVEY AVENUE. WHY A BLUE LIGHT? 795 00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:27,533 "'CAUSE BLUE'S THE NEW RED." 796 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,201 I LIKE THAT YOU'RE FEELING BETTER. 797 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:32,271 I'M NOT FEELING BETTER. I'M STILL...GRRR. 798 00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:34,573 THAT MEDICINE CABINET WAS NOT ENOUGH. MOM... 799 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,243 IT WAS TAME, AND ANY ONE OF THOSE DRUNKEN YUPPIES 800 00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:39,445 COULD HAVE MESSED IT UP. THEY WOULDN'T DARE. 801 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:42,314 PLUS, WHEN I WENT BACK IN THERE, I CLEANED IT UP. 802 00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:44,250 RORY... LET IT GO. 803 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,552 THAT WAS MY CATHARSIS. LET IT GO. 804 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:48,320 THAT WOMAN DOES SOMETHING TO ME. 805 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,021 YOU'VE GOTTA LIVE AND LET LIVE. 806 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,590 BRINGING UP CHRISTOPHER LIKE THAT -- 807 00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:53,825 SHE MUST KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING. I'M NOT SURE. 808 00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:56,895 I ALMOST WISH SHE WAS DOING ALL THIS ON PURPOSE. 809 00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,430 I JUST HOPE DAD'S HAPPY. 810 00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:01,867 HAPPY? WITH SHERRY AND G.G., THE 5:00 BALLERINA? NO WAY. 811 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:05,337 AND TO THINK THAT I SENT HIM BACK TO HER A NEW MAN? 812 00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,606 OH, MAN. [ SIGHS ] 813 00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:10,242 STOP THE CAR! WHAT? WHY? 814 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:12,077 YOU WANT CATHARSIS? YES. 815 00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:13,912 I KNOW WHAT'LL DO IT FOR YOU. 816 00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:16,248 WHAT? JESS' CAR. 817 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,650 WHAT? WE EGG JESS' CAR. IT'S PERFECT. 818 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:21,753 ARE YOU SERIOUS? NO ONE'S AROUND. 819 00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:24,190 IF REARRANGING SHERRY'S MEDICINE CABINET IS IMMATURE, 820 00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:25,491 WHAT'S THIS? OFF THE CHART. 821 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:27,726 WE CAN'T EGG HIS CAR. SURE WE CAN. 822 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:31,463 DOOSE'S IS CLOSED, AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY EGGS AT HOME. 823 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:35,100 YOU WANT TO DEVIL-EGG JESS' CAR? 824 00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:38,136 AND HOW IS THAT GONNA MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT SHERRY? 825 00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:40,172 BECAUSE IT'S ACTIVE. IT'S AGGRESSIVE. 826 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,574 IT'S DESTRUCTIVE BUT NOT TOO DESTRUCTIVE. 827 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:45,477 I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU MAKE SOMETHING UP? LET'S DO IT. 828 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:48,180 LEAVE THE ENGINE RUNNING. GOOD THINKING. 829 00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:50,382 [ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ] 830 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:55,254 YOU FIRST. 831 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:57,489 [ THUMP ] 832 00:35:57,556 --> 00:35:59,458 WOW. NICE. MADE A GOOD SOUND, TOO. 833 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:01,593 HOW'D IT FEEL? FANTASTIC. 834 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,029 YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. 835 00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:07,899 I DON'T THINK THERE'S BEEN A BETTER USE OF DEVILED EGGS IN CULINARY HISTORY. 836 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:09,501 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 837 00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:11,937 THAT'S IT? ALL OUT. 838 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,373 DAMN THAT SHERRY FOR NOT SENDING MORE WITH US. 839 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,141 DON'T LOSE YOUR CATHARSIS. RIGHT. SORRY. 840 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:18,176 WAIT. WHAT? 841 00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:20,246 IS THAT A SIREN? I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 842 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:22,481 ME NEITHER. IT SEEMED THE COOL THING TO SAY. 843 00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,916 IT WAS. HEY, LET'S RUN BACK AND SPEED OFF 844 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:28,387 LIKE WE DID SOMETHING AWFUL AND THE COPS ARE AFTER US! RUN! 845 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:33,392 BE PREPARED, 'CAUSE I AM GONNA SQUEAL OUT OF HERE. GO! 846 00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:41,633 TRY AGAIN, TRY AGAIN. 847 00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:46,972 WE'LL JUST MAKE THE NOISE OURSELVES. GOOD DEAL. 848 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,875 EEEEEEEEK! RRRRRRR! EEEK! 849 00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:58,750 I WONDER IF HE'S SEEN IT YET. DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT. 850 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:01,387 MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE HEADED FOR THE BORDER. WHICH BORDER? 851 00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:03,088 THE ONE BETWEEN AMERICA AND SEPHORALAND. 852 00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:04,356 HEY, LUKE. 853 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,592 I WAS JUST SEEING WHAT THE MOB SCENE IS. 854 00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:08,694 THE PROTEST! COME ON! WE ALMOST FORGOT. 855 00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:12,564 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 856 00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:14,199 IT'S THE BIG DAY, HUH? 857 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:15,701 IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN ANY MINUTE. 858 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,636 GOODY. THIS IS HARDLY A GOODY. 859 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,371 ARE YOU LOCKED AND LOADED, OFFICER? 860 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:22,874 I'M A TIGER READY TO POUNCE. WHAT'S WITH HAVING THE LAW HERE? 861 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:26,612 THIS PROTEST IS GONNA BE VERY MELLOW, VERY PEACEFUL. 862 00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:28,747 YOU CAN HANG OUT IN HAIGHT-ASHBURY 863 00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:31,350 AND DRINK AS MUCH ELECTRIC KOOL-AID AS YOU WANT, 864 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:32,784 BUT I'M PREPARING FOR THE WORST. 865 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,520 THERE HE IS. WHAT'S HE CARRYING? 866 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,855 SOMETHING ALL ROLLED UP. PROBABLY A BODY. 867 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:37,923 IT LOOKS HEAVY, TOO. 868 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:39,625 BODIES ARE HEAVY. THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 869 00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:41,059 SOMEBODY SHOULD GIVE HIM A HAND. 870 00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:44,730 HERE COMES SOMEONE. OH, GUESS HE DIDN'T WANT HELP. 871 00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:46,965 THERE'S A REASON HIS NAME ISN'T "TOWN GREGARIOUS GUY." 872 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:49,200 VERY TRUE. DO YOU HAVE BULLETS IN THAT THING? 873 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,236 [ Sarcastically ] I'M READY TO POP SOME CAPS HERE. 874 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:54,172 THERE HE GOES. THIS IS A VERY NICE PROTEST SO FAR. 875 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,676 ONE OF THE BEST I'VE BEEN TO. IT'S FUN SEEING EVERYBODY LIKE THIS. 876 00:37:57,743 --> 00:38:00,879 WE SEE EACH OTHER EVERY DAY. WE DON'T ALL STAND LIKE THIS. 877 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:04,583 WE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT FOOD. WE'LL KNOW BETTER NEXT TIME. 878 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:06,552 THERE HE IS! IT'S A BANNER. 879 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,354 PROBABLY LACED WITH OBSCENITY. 880 00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:10,389 HE'S DROPPING IT! THIS IS EXCITING! 881 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,093 IT'S BLANK. IT'S THE WRONG SIDE. 882 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,396 TURN IT OVER! 883 00:38:17,463 --> 00:38:19,164 OH! OH! OH! OH! 884 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,265 ALL THAT WORK. 885 00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:21,733 DID ANYONE SEE WHAT IT SAID? 886 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,570 JUST THE FLASH OF A WORD. IT STARTED WITH AN "R." 887 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:27,205 WELL, THEN ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS THINK OF EVERYTHING 888 00:38:27,272 --> 00:38:30,476 THAT SOMEONE COULD PROTEST THAT STARTS WITH AN "R." 889 00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:33,044 RAGU. HE COULD BE PROTESTING RAGU. 890 00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:34,413 REPTILES. THAT'S ANOTHER. 891 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,881 ROBOTS. COULD BE. 892 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:37,916 IX CROSTI SONNICELLO! 893 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:40,251 WHAT DID HE SAY? HIS DICTION'S TERRIBLE. 894 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,020 I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT JELLO. 895 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:45,056 WELL, IS HE FOR JELLO OR AGAINST JELLO? IT'S NOT CLEAR. 896 00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:46,792 DOPBANOODLESTOOZ! 897 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:49,395 HE SAID, "STOP THE NOODLE SCOOZ." 898 00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:51,497 STOP THE NOODLE SCOOZ? THAT'S NOT EVEN ENGLISH. 899 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,532 WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH JELLO? 900 00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:55,266 I HEARD, "DROP THE STUDENT SCHOOLS." 901 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,303 THAT MUST BE IT. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE EITHER. 902 00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:00,305 BENNIFROMASDAMARKISEL! 903 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:01,940 WE HAVE TO STOP THIS. 904 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,309 HE COULD BE SAYING HORRIBLE, BLASPHEMOUS THINGS. 905 00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:05,644 BUT HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 906 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:07,278 WHAT'S THE HARM IF WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND? 907 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:11,316 MAYBE HE'S PROTESTING MAN'S INABILITY TO COMMUNICATE 908 00:39:11,383 --> 00:39:14,586 BY NOT COMMUNICATING AND GETTING US TO TALK ABOUT COMMUNICATION. 909 00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:16,455 WHOA. YOU ARE BLOWING MY MIND HERE. 910 00:39:16,522 --> 00:39:17,956 I'M SEEING TRAILS. 911 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,028 LUKE! 912 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:29,868 YOU SEE THIS? SEE WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 913 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,639 SOMEONE EGGED MY CAR. JEEZ, IT STINKS. 914 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,874 IT'S GONNA TAKE ME FOREVER TO CLEAN THIS UP. 915 00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:39,144 THESE EGGS ARE COOKED. THEY LOOK LIKE DEVILED EGGS. 916 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,847 SOMEONE DEVIL-EGGED MY CAR? WELL, THAT IS PAPRIKA. 917 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:46,317 SOMEONE PREPARED DEVILED EGGS TO THROW AT MY CAR? THEY MUST HATE YOU A LOT. 918 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:49,988 MAYBE IT WAS THE GUY IN THE GARDEN DEPARTMENT. I'M GONNA CLEAN THIS UP. 919 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:51,623 MAYBE IT WAS THE ASSISTANT MANAGER. 920 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:54,893 YOU GUYS HAVE WORDS IN THE SNACK ROOM? 921 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,329 PROTEST, VANDALISM -- MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT LEAVING THIS TOWN. 922 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,165 I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS TOWN. 923 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,467 GUESS HE'S GIVEN UP. 924 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,234 BACK TO THE HILLS, TOWN LONER, 925 00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:04,836 TO PROTEST ANOTHER DAY. 926 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:08,206 HE DOESN'T LITTER. THAT'S NICE. 927 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:10,542 HE LOOKS SO SAD. HE'LL BE FINE. 928 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:12,377 MRS. TOWN LONER WILL CHEER HIM UP. 929 00:40:12,444 --> 00:40:15,881 WHEW! LET'S GET UPWIND FROM JESS' CAR. 930 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:17,483 OH! 931 00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:19,685 [ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ] 932 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,088 BREAKFAST? 933 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,356 ANYTHING BUT EGGS. 934 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,358 I WAS HOME ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT. 935 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,794 HA! SO WAS I. 936 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,762 WE HAVE ALIBIS AND EVERYTHING. 937 00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:34,733 [ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ] 938 00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:43,074 [ THEME MUSIC ] 75359

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