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[ ella fitzgerald's "I can't get
Started with you" ]

* I've flown around the world
In a plane *

* I've settled revolutions
In spain *

* the north pole
I have charted *

* but can't get started
With you *

Huh?

[ music stops ]

Sookie, you've got
To be kidding.

You cannot walk down
The aisle to that.

Why?
It's depressing.

It's ella.
It's morbid.

It's a classic song.

About a woman who can't make
Her relationship work,

Whose life is filled with
Emptiness and regret and pain.

Oh, who listens
To the lyrics?

Anybody not hanging out
With annie sullivan.

What are these?

Those are some alternatives
But I like this one.

Alternative songs?
Good. Let's see.

"Hey jude"?

Paul wrote it for julian
To cheer him up.

"Seasons in the sun"?
Oh, a sentimental favorite.

"Cat's in the cradle"?
It makes you re-examine
Your priorities.

"Don't cry out loud"?

Sookie,
Do you even like jackson?

Okay, I have
A wonderful suggestion.

Great.
Let's hear it.

Okay, here we go.
How about I leave?

And then do what?
That's it.

I leave
And I don't have to

Listen to this insanity anymore.
What do you think?

Michel,
I am in the wedding,

Which means you have
To run the wedding

All by yourself, something
You've never done before.
Oh, please.

How about lane and I come up
With a few more suggestions --

Still melodic, but not quite
As "Girl, interrupted"?

Alright, fine.
Great.

Michel, how is
The rsvp list coming?

Well, I must say this has been
Especially challenging for me.

When you are talking about a
Wedding with up to 40 people,

All living within
A 5-mile radius,

How can one person
Keep track of all of that?

Just an answer will do.
It got a little hairy
For a moment.

I almost had to use
A second sheet of paper.

I'm not gonna
Let you annoy me

Out of making
You handle this.
Oh, we'll see.

Hey, my cousin carl canceled,
So I have two empty seats.

Anyone else
You want to invite?

I've got lane and dean.
I'm good.

What about
Emily and richard?

Emily and richard who?
Your emily and richard.

Oh, sookie,
You're way too sweet.

She went to all the trouble
To help me plan

The first phase
Of the wedding.
The crazy phase.

It was still sweet, and
If it wasn't for your mother,

I never would have settled
On the color pink.
Why is that?

Well, I wanted yellow,
And she said, "No."

Well, with logic like that.

Come on, just ask her.
I want you to.

Okay, I'll ask her.
Good.

What are you doing?

It gets happier
The second time you hear it.

* on a golf course... *

Huh, snappier, isn't it?

* and all the movie... *

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to *

* if you need *
* if you need *

* you need me to be with you *

* I will follow *

* oh, oh, oh *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need *
* if you need *

* you need me to be with you *

* I will follow where you lead *

You know
What I just realized?

"Oy" is the funniest word
In the entire world.

Huh.
Think about it.

You never hear the word "Oy"
And not smile. Impossible --

Funny, funny word.

Oh, dear, god.

"Poodle" is another
Funny word.

Please drink your drink,
Lorelai.

If you put "Oy" and "Poodle"
Together in the same sentence,

You'd have a great new
Catchphrase, you know?

Like, "Oy, with the poodles
Already."

So from now on, when the perfect
Circumstances arise,

We will use our favorite
New catchphrase.

"Oy, with the poodles
Already."

It's knocking "What you talkin'
About, willis?"

Right out of first place.

Lorelai, for god's sake,
Be quiet.

Dinner's ready,
Mrs. Gilmore.

Bless you, inger.

Please go tell mr. Gilmore.
He's in his den.

Shall we?
Okay.

Oh, hey, mom,
Sookie wanted to know

If you and dad would like
To come to her wedding.
Really?

Yeah, it's gonna be great --
Small, low-key, but fun.

She's catering it herself,
So the food will be fantastic,

And you'd get to see me and rory
Walk down the aisle

In two of the least obnoxious
Bridesmaids dresses ever.

Well, that sounds very nice.
When is it?

A week from sunday.

A week from sunday?
Yes.

The wedding
Is in one week?
Yes.

So this is a pity invite.
A what?

Someone canceled
At the last minute,

And rather than being left
With two empty seats,

Sookie asked you to ask us.
How nice.

That's not what happened.
No, that's quite alright.

Far be it for me
To be invited

With the first batch
Of actual wanted guests.

Mom, it's not a pity invite.
She really wants you to come.

Is that so?
Yes, that's so.

Where is our invitation?

What?
Our invitation.

She must have at least given you
An invitation to give us.

She thought it would be more
Special coming directly from me.

So she was out of invitations.
I never felt so special.

She wants you to come. There's
No reason to be insulted.

I should be thrilled
That I didn't get a call

As you were
On your way there.

Don't turn this
Into something it's not.

Do we get to choose between
Chicken or fish

Or do we bring our own?
Stop.

Perhaps she'd like us to
Pick up some ice along the way,

Or help parking cars.

Mom, look,
Isn't rory pretty?

Apologies all around.

I could not get adamson
Off the phone.

We were just talking
About how pretty rory is.

Give him the baby face.

Oh, rory gets lovelier
Every day.

Thank you, grandpa.

Oh, richard.
Oh, god.

Guess what lorelai
Just told me.
What?

We are invited
To sookie's wedding.

Oh, how nice.
When is it?
A week from sunday.

Oh, so it's a pity invite.

Ha!

Oy, with the poodles already.

How are your pancakes?
Good.

Good or really good?
Good.

So not really good?

Fine -- really good.

Okay.

But are they great?

Rory, uh, would you perhaps
Like to trade breakfasts?

You mean your pancakes
For my eggs?
Yep.

Um, okay.

Wow, you're crazy.
These pancakes are great.

That's 12.

Two more
And she'll come in.
I don't know.

She's been walking
There for 20 minutes,

And she still hasn't made it
To the door.

But look how much closer
To the building she's gotten.

Why don't we just bring her
Something out?

No, she and luke have been
In this fight for too long.

You're cruel.
Tough love, baby.

Oops, I think she's coming in.

How can you tell?

She's got
Shoe-sale face on.

Okay, I did it.
I'm in.
Good girl.

That wasn't so bad. It took
A while, but not so bad.

Wait --
Why are you eating?

You took 30 minutes.

But I'm here now,
And I'm like cheese.

What?
She gets better with time.

Sorry, gouda,
We got school.
But --

Order breakfast,
And I'll leave you the paper.
See you tonight.

Dean, don't leave me.
You'll be fine.

[ door opens ]

You'll be fine.

[ door closes ]

Hey.
Hello.

Oh, good doughnut selection
This morning, really.

Good variety, good color,
Good goodness.

Well, so the choices
Are there.

It all comes down to what
I'm in the mood for --

Sprinkled or chocolate
Or jelly or glazed,

Maple or kicky
Or apple or raised.

[ laughs nervously ]
A little doughnut rhyme there.

[ clears throat ]

Never mind.
Can I have a chocolate
And a sprinkled, please?

Okay.

So, this is how it's gonna be
With us now, huh?

No idea
What you're talking about.

You're pulling
A "Mr. Freeze" on me.
I'm not.

I'm gonna need snow chains
Just to get out of here.

I assume you want coffee
With your doughnuts?

I'm sorry, luke.
It was a bad night.

I completely freaked out.

I said some things.
Did you get my note?

I wrote you a note.
I got your note.

Did you read my note?
Read your note.

It was very well-written.
That's it?

I also enjoyed
The garfield stationary.
That's one funny cat.

I said I was sorry.
Yes, you did.

I said it a million times.

You said it four times,
But I understand

You're embellishing
For dramatic effect.

Stop.
Stop what?

Stop this robot talk.

If you're mad,
Just act like you're mad at me.

I'm not mad at you.

You're being really unfair.
Rory was in the hospital.

What is it exactly
That you want me to do?

I'm not mad.
I'm not holding a grudge.

I heard your apology.
I feel I'm being polite.

I listened to your doughnut bit.
I got you your coffee.

What would make you happy?

I want luke back.

He's standing right here.

No, he's not.

Better drinking fountains,
Updated lockers,

Clearly marked
Boys and girls restrooms,

Nondairy and wheat-free
Alternatives in the cafeteria,

A larger voice
In the monetary dispersal

Of charitable funds
Donated to our institution,

Because it is our institution,
Yours and mine.

Remember, people --
If chilton soars, we soar.

If chilton fails, we fail.

It is up to us.

We must get involved.
We must care.

It is not enough
To sign a petition

To get a little debbie machine
Installed

In the senior corridor.

Snack cakes will not change
The world.

Cream filling will not decide
Our legacy.

How will future generations
Of chilton students

Remember the class of 2003?

John f. Kennedy once said,

"Ask not what your country can
Do for you.

Ask what you can do
For your country."

Those eloquent words
Are just as relevant

Here in this hall today.

What can you --
The future of chilton,

Of america,
Of the world --

What can you do
For your school?

I will tell you
What you can do.

You can vote for me,
Paris geller,

For student body president.

And let me start tomorrow
For you today.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to thank

Reese mckinley, schotzie leasen,
And paris geller,

Your presidential candidates
For next year.

Elections will be held
This friday.

Good luck to all of you.
This concludes today's assembly.

You are all dismissed.

Hey.
Hey.

Did you get
The "Little debbie" comment?
Mm-hmm.

All of it?
Every delicious morsel.

Good, good.

So, how do you think
It went?

I think it went fine.

As in better than reese
And schotzie?

Fine as in fine.

How are you skewing
The article?

You'll have to wait and read
About it like everyone else.

Write whatever you want.
I will.

Just make sure you mention
That schotzie pulling

The sharon stone
"Basic instinct" bit

Was a cheap attempt
To distract the student body

From my mandatory
Recycling program.

Go away, randolph.

I got it!
You do?
Come on, tell me.

Okay, 150 students
Were polled.
A total cross section.

We talked to people that we
Should never have even had
To stand near.

The hairstyles alone
Proved the farrelly brothers

Are not making this stuff up.

I'm sorry, have I ever been
Mistaken for a patient person?

Right, sorry.
So we added the votes up.

You added?
She added.

Good, continue.
When asked,
"Which of the three candidates

Is the most qualified
For the job of president?"
90 percent said, "You."

And when asked, "Who would be
The most competent president?"

Overwhelmingly, the answer was,
Once again, "You."

So I'm in.
Not quite.

Most competent,
Most qualified --

What else is there?

Well, we also polled
Likability.

And?
And while people think
You're smart --

And competent.
And competent.

They also find you,
Well, a tad...
Scary.

Someone thought a halloween mask
Of you would sell big.

Well, fine.
They don't like me.

Big deal, right?
I'm still most competent.

Yes, but when asked if the
Likability issue

Would affect
Their voting choice,

Almost 100 percent said,
"Yes."
That's crazy.

You mean, people would rather
Vote for a moronic twink

Over someone who can actually
Do the job?

Sad, but true.
Well, what do I do?

Hope for a sex scandal?

Louise?

Oh, I'm on it.

Hey.
Tomorrow
With everyone else.

So, I have been racking
My brains for weeks

Trying to figure out exactly

Who should be
My vice-presidential candidate.

Who'd be yin
To my yang,

Joel to my ethan,
Damon to my affleck?

And then, suddenly,
It hits me --

The perfect person.

Who?
You.

What?
It's genius.

We could announce it
In the franklin tomorrow,

"Geller and gilmore."
We even have
The "G" thing going.

Never underestimate the power
Of alliteration.

I don't want to be
Vice-president.

Every little girl wants
To be vice-president.

Not this one.
But you have to.
Please, I'm begging you.

Paris --
They hate me, okay?

Who hates you?
Everyone.

Everyone in the whole school
Hates me.

They think
I'm the best for the job,

But they don't vote for me,
So I'm going to lose.

How is my running with you
Gonna change anything?

Because people think
You're nice.

You're quiet.
You say, "Excuse me."

You look like little birds
Help you get dressed.
People don't fear you.

I haven't been dressed
By a bird since I was two.

You'll soften my image.
You're crazy.

Please?
No.

I just want to write
About politics.

You won't have to do
Anything.

I'll do the work, make the
Speeches.

You just have to be nice.
No. Bye.

Harvard loves
This kind of crap.

Being vice-president is just one
More thing to put you ahead

Of the rest of the hundreds of
Thousands of straight-a students

Who are applying
For the same spot.

Think about it.
You say, "No."

Then comes the day when the
Letter from harvard arrives.

They've turned you down.
Enjoy connecticut state, sucker.

Tell me
You won't be thinking,

"What if I had just run
With paris?

"What if the one thing
That could have ensured my place

Behind those ivy-covered walls
I just walked away from?"

[ sighs ]

Fine.
Yes! Okay!

I guess the thought
Of being nice to people

Never occurred to you, huh?

That's exactly
What I need from you.

"Rebecca of sunnybrook farm"
For the new millennium.

Wear some braids tomorrow
With bows.

Hell, let's sell it,
Sister.

So, how do you feel?
Great.

Not at all sad?

About getting
My arm back? No.

Really? 'cause I've kind of
Gotten used to "Castie" here.

We decorated him.
We talked to him.

We protected him from getting
Wet in the shower.

It's time to wean you off
Of getting attached
To inanimate objects.

Castie, no one understands you
Like I do.

What? No, I did not know
Mr. Band-aid said that to you.

Uh, I will talk to him
When we get home.

How are you doing?
Dr. Tsu, thank god.

Rory, let's get this thing
Off your arm.

What do you say?
Not a word.

Christopher: this one here?
Wait -- which one?

Hey, you in the white!
Come on, point a finger.

Dad?
Christopher?

Aha! There you are.
Is it still on?

Oh, great.
I didn't miss it.

Hey, doctor,
I'm the dad.

Nice to meet you.
I can't believe
You're here.

I told you last week.

But I didn't think
You'd drive

All the way
From boston again.

You getting sick of me?
Frankly, yes.

Everyone here now?
I think so.

Then let's do it.

And if at all possible,
We'd like to keep the arm.

Oh, I'll try my best.

So where to next?
I have to get home.

I have to review
My campaign platform.
Campaign platform?

Yes, our little
Hillary clinton here

Is running for student body
Vice-president.

Wow.
Elections are on friday,

But I'm very torn about
Which way I want it to go.

I spent four hours
Making picture buttons.
You want to win.

Then I've to be
Vice-president next year.

Plus, I'll have to spend
My summer in washington

For some junior leadership
Program,

Which means six weeks of me and
Paris together in a dorm room.

How about this --
I'll come back on thursday

And take you guys to dinner,

And then we'll tamper
With some votes.
We can't.

Thursday is sookie's
Rehearsal dinner.

I guess you just have
To put your trust in the
Democratic system.

But if you're gonna be
Here on thursday,

You could come with us.

But it's sookie's
Rehearsal dinner.

She'd love it.
She's cooking for a thousand.

It'll be fun.
I'm bringing dean.

If you can't do it,
Then --

What time?
7:30.

I'm there.

That's great.
I'll tell her.

[ glasses clinking ]

Oh, a toast!
Everybody, a toast!

Ladies, gentlemen,
Honored guests,

Who owns the silver volvo?
'cause you're blocking me in.

Well, it's better than
The toast he made

At the abromowitz wedding.

How long
Before I move the car?

Mmm, give it
Another ten minutes.

Come on, I've got to go.
My mom is waiting.

This isn't funny!

We need to talk.
What's the matter?

The bedroom, please.

Honey,
I'm melting chocolate here.

The chocolate can wait.

My father just took me aside
And handed me this.

A skirt?

Oh, it's not a skirt.
It's a kilt.

Why did he hand this
To you?

He gave this to me
To wear on my wedding day.

No.
Oh, yes.

He wore it
On his wedding day.

My grandfather
Wore it on his wedding day.

Apparently there's
A long-standing tradition

Where the men in my family
Get very airy on the big day.

Well, if it means
That much to him.

Are you crazy?!
Well, he's your father.

You won't let me wear shorts
In public,

You're gonna
Let me get married in this?

What're you gonna do?
I'm gonna wear pants.

If he doesn't like it,
He doesn't have to come.

He has to.
He's the best man.

Too bad!
Jackson, come on!

Shorts are different!
They cut you funny!

Okay, that's it.
I need some air.

Grab the bottle.

Bossy -- I like it.

Wow. I hope the second act
Is as good as the first one.

Oh, well, it's a wedding.

Things are supposed
To be horrible.

When jackson came out
Holding that kilt,

Man, I felt for him.
I know. So did I.

Please, I saw
What your face was doing.

What?
What was my face doing?

Counting up
How many "Brigadoon" references

You could come up with
To torture him with later.

How dare you accuse
My face of that.

My face is calling
Gloria allred when we get home.

How many references?
None.

How many?

12, including a few bars of
"I'll go home with bonnie jean."

I'm betting you take plenty
Of pictures at this wedding,

Because I've a feeling
It's gonna be a classic.

Well, if you are gonna be
In town for the day,

You should just
Come with us -- thanks.

And see all the fireworks
For yourself.

Okay.

Okay?
Yeah.

Just like that, "Okay"?

Well,
If sookie doesn't mind.

What's going on with you?
What do you mean?

I mean,
Mr. Suddenly I'm everywhere,

How come you can just
Agree to come to the wedding?

Because I can.

Don't you have an appointment?
It's on a sunday.

Don't you have to check
With sherry?

Chris, what's up?

Nothing.
Sherry's not in town.

Oh.

And even if she was,
I don't think she'd mind.

Because she's the coolest chick
In the world?

Because things aren't going
Too well for us lately.

Oh...No.

She had this big business
Trip planned.

And before she left,
We had a talk.
Yikes.

Yeah. We tried to come up
With some answers,

But we couldn't think
Of anything.

So...She left, and we said we'd
Take this time apart to think.

And what have you been
Thinking?

About finding an apartment.

[ sighs ] Wow.
Um, that's so weird.

The last time I saw you two, you
Were both nauseating, actually.

[ chuckles ]

We made ourselves sick
A few times.

I don't know what to say.

No, there's nothing to say.
It's nobody's fault.

It just isn't...It.

Are you okay?
Yeah.

I'm okay.

Thanks.

Well, then it's decided.

You'll come with me
To sookie's wedding,

And you make sure I stop one or
Two brigadoonisms shy

Of jackson taking me out
With a bagpipe.

It would be my pleasure.

Oh, my god.
I'm so tired.

Hey, mom.
Yes, angel?

Do you happen to know

Where the almonds I made
For table five went?
No.

'cause they were here last night
Before sookie's dinner.

Really? How odd!
Yeah. And this morning,

I found some on the staircase
Leading towards your bedroom.

Ghosts?

It took me six hours
To make those.

See if you can beat that
Next time.

So you got home late
From sookie's.

Yeah, I stayed to help her
Clean up a little.

Hey, guess what?
What?

I know something
You don't know.

What?

Okay, it's really wrong
To gossip, unless it's true

Or just way too good not to tell
Everyone you see

Whether you know them
Or not.

What is it?
Well --

[ telephone rings ]

If that's my conscience calling,
Tell it, "Enough already."

Hello.

How's this sound
For a template?

"I have done my best.
I have lost.

"Mr. Nixon has won.

"The democratic process
Has worked its will.

"So now let's get on
With the urgent task

Of uniting this country."

What is that?

Hubert humphrey's
Concession speech.

Now other than the part
About nixon,

Parts of it really seem
To apply here.
Paris --

I'm not going to steal it.
I'll paraphrase.
Paris --

Not that the person
Who actually wins will even know
Who hubert humphrey is,

But I bet they'll organize
One boffo senior ditch day.

Where are you?
In the auditorium.

I wanted to be here
For one last meet and greet.

Get them right before
They walk in the booth.
Leave that place now.

People will think
That you're insane,

And generally people are scared
Of the insane.

See where I'm going here?

I'm going to lose.

You don't know that.
Yes, I do.

Because even if I win,
I only won because of you.

Therefore,
Either way I lose.

Come on.
Go get a cup of coffee.

Relax.
You deserve this job.

I swear.
Put away the concession speech.

[ sighs ]

Hubert humphrey must not have
Been considered very fun either.

I'll see you at school.

God, she wants to win so badly,
And me, not so badly.

I feel terrible.
You know you wanna win,

So you can spend
Your summer in washington,
Far away from me.

Don't even talk
About washington.
Gives me a stomach ache.

It'd be wonderful.
Then you and I
Will go some day.

Oh, look at you. Trying
To make mommy feel better.

Get back to the gossip,
Please.
Oh, yeah, okay.

So, guess who's in the process
Of breaking up?

Fred and gin?
Bite your tongue.

I don't know.

[ sighs ]
Sherry and your dad.

No.
Yes.

Dad told you that?
Last night.

Wow.
But they were so together.

I know.
Well, now they're not.

Well, is he --
Look at you.
What?

You're totally gloating.

[ gasps ]
I'm not gloating.

Why are you smiling?

I am not smiling.
I had a little stroke.

Smiling.

If he was all broken up about
It, then I'd be sad.

But he's not,
So alright.

Fourth rung of hell,
Party of one.

Well, at least my feet
Won't get cold.

Where did you get that?

What?
That -- the jordan almond

That you pulled out
Of your pajama top and ate --

Where did you get it?

Hmm, santa claus.

Alright, the piano movers
Will be here at 8:00,

And the chairs will be set up
At 9:00.

All the rooms
Are made up and ready.

I'll be in at 10:00.
Now I am going home,

Unless you'd like me
To stay.
Actually, I would. Thanks.

No, I'm sorry.
I think I said that wrong.

I am going home now,

Unless you'd like me
To stay.

I'd love you to stay.
Thanks for offering.

Okay, once again,
My english not so good.

One more time.
I am going home now

After working six hours longer
Than I usually work

And performing tasks
I despise and I'm ashamed of.

And now I am going home
To wash off the stench

Of this horrifying day.

That is, unless, for some
Unknown, godforsaken reason

You need me to stay.

Well, actually --
Goodbye.

Hey, can I grab my bag?

I'm gonna go in the back
And change. Thank you.

Hey, I went with the sugar
Daffodils for the top tier.

And let me tell you,
They look great.

I've outdone myself
This time.

What are
You still doing here?

I just want to double check
Everything for tomorrow.

Don't worry. I'm done.
Everything's fine.

I'm now going straight
To bed.

Your last night
As a single woman.
Yep.

You still look good.
I still feel good.

As of tomorrow you can start
Wearing cold cream to bed

And stop shaving your legs.

That's right,
'cause I got me a man.

Go to sleep.
Okay, see you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

Look who's got martha stewart
Locked in a basement.

Did you do all this?

Yeah, I did.
How's it look?

It looks great.

Good.
What are you doing up?

I couldn't sleep.

I sweet-talked the maid into
Leaving me 10,000 pillow mints,

And then I proceeded
To eat them all.

Serves you right.

[ sighs ] Oh, god.
I'm so exhausted.

You need some help?

No, I'm almost done.

[ sighs ]

I got up and went back to work
Just now, didn't I?

Yes, you did.
Oh, good.

'cause this
Is not the time to loaf.

I'm so happy for sookie.

It's like a real,
Live love story,

And I saw it all happen.

I mean, I hired jackson.

I watched them meet.

I watched them have several
Bizarrely intense arguments

Over mustard greens.

I watched them fall in love.

[ sighs ]
I got to see it all.

It was a nice show.

Hi.

Hi.

What was that?

I have no idea.

Chris --

One more time, and maybe I'll
Have an explanation.

No.

[ sighs ]
This is not happening.

I hope to god you're wrong.

But it's us.

I mean, you and I,
We...

...Have never been in the same
Place at the same time.

But now...

[ sighs ]

...My head is spinning.

It's all the plants in here --
Too much oxygen.

What do we do now?

You know,
I've got a room upstairs.

You are that sure
You'd get lucky?

I never dreamed
I'd get this lucky.

Oh, that's good.

So what do you say?

What are you doing?

Daffodils -- am I insane?

You can't have daffodils
On your wedding cake.

Stop what you're doing
Right now.

There's too much pink.
No, there's
Not too much pink.

Pink is for girls.
Jackson's not a girl.

Jackson doesn't like pink,
And I have all this pink.

It's like saying,
"Hey, screw you!

You want a say in this?
Well, grow some ovaries."

Honey, hey,
Put the pastry bag down.

I can't.
I have to fix this.
Sookie, down.

Now step away
From all things edible.

Hey, what happened?
I don't know.

When I left you,
You were fine.

I know. I went home,
And then to bed, I was fine.

And then I had this dream
Where suddenly my dress

Is really short in back.

So I bolt out of bed,
And I put my dress on.

It looks okay. Then I panic.
What if I'm remembering
The dream wrong?

What if my dress
Really isn't screwed up?

What if it's my veil?
So I put it on.

Then I remember, I'm serving
Salmon puffs. Salmon puffs.

Okay, completely wrong.
So I had to rush over here

And try to find
Another first course.

And these daffodils --
Just something snapped.

And that's when you walked
In here.

Honey, you're nervous.
It's natural.

I wasn't nervous
Until tonight.

Well, that's okay.

I'm scared.
I know.

I don't want
To get divorced.
I know.

I don't wanna fight
All the time

And end up bitter.
I know.

I don't want to be
One of those women

Sitting around, making jokes
About husband number two.

I want number one to last.
I know.

I want a guarantee.

Sookie,
You're gonna be fine.

I know.
No, I don't.

Okay, I need to stop
Obsessing on this.

Tell me something.
Like what?

I don't know --
Anything.

Tell me something to make me
Stop thinking about this?

I just slept
With christopher.

That'll work.
It just happened.

When?
Tonight in his room.

Oh, my god.

Was it --
Oh, yeah.

Wow, what does this mean?
I don't know.

Is this a good thing?
I think it is.

God, can you imagine

If you and christopher got
Together after all these years?

We haven't even talked
About that ourselves yet.

God! Oh, god!

Ooh, god.
I know.

When are you gonna talk
About it?

Probably when I go
Back up there.

He's waiting for you?

Yes, he is.
[ giggles ]

You've got to get back.
You've to get some sleep.

I wanna hear
All the details tomorrow.

Okay, I'll grab you
In between

The walking down the aisle
And the getting married.

[ giggles ]

Hey, sookie.

What?

You're in
Your wedding dress.

I am.

You're beautiful.

[ sighs ]

Now you go get some sleep.

And you go get some.

[ laughter ]

Room service.

I do like this hotel.

Mmm! God, that's good.
What is it?

I have no idea.

But if sookie asks,
Michel ate it.

So, should we avoid
The subject for a while,

Or just dive right in?

Call me greg louganis.

Right.

What just happened here --

Amazing.
I'm not arguing.

Does that mean there's a chance
For a repeat "Amazing"?

Do you mean right now,
Or just in general?

Both --
Let's start with in general.

I don't know, chris.
It's weird, isn't it?

I mean, we just found
This great balance.

I've been seeing you more.

We've been getting along
So well.
I know.

And this thing with sherry
Is so recent.

I know.

And then there's rory
To think about.

We just can't go changing
Everything on her now.

Not unless --

Not unless it's gonna be
A pretty permanent change.
Yeah.

And you're so sure
It can't be?

No, I'm --
I'm not so sure.

The timing seems right.
I know it does.

Maybe all this stuff
We went through --

That's the journey we needed
To take to end up here?

Maybe.
Being a family --
Mom, dad, kid, volvo.

Ugh!
The volvo will have to go.

It has a nice ring to it.

Yeah, it does.

I guess --

What?

[ sighs ]

I guess we'll never know
Until we try.

So...We try?

Yeah...We try.

I've only got ten minutes.
How quickly can you make me
A ham on rye?

I never clocked it, kirk.
Do you think
It could be fast?

Yes, of all the sandwiches,
I believe the ham on rye

Is the faster ones
To assemble.

What about a patty melt?
Same time frame?

Probably a little longer.
Really?

Yes, I've to grill
A hamburger.

Whereas the other one,
I just put the ham on the bread.

What if I wanted the bread
On the ham on rye toasted?

Are we talking
Somewhere between --
Probably.

Closer to the melt --
Kirk.

Peanut butter and jelly
To go.
Coming right up.

What do you think
Of this suit?
It's fine.

I got it
For sookie's wedding.

I read an article
In the paper

That said weddings are an
Excellent place to meet women.

If it was in the paper,
It must be true.
I hope so.

'cause I'm so damn lonely,
Not even animal planet
Does it for me anymore.

Your sandwich is coming
Right up.

Caesar, I'm going upstairs
For a minute.

Hey.

Hey.

How did you get in here?

The door was open.

I mean,
I was in the diner.

I would have seen you
Come up the stairs.

You know what?
Forget it.

I don't wanna know.

[ sighs ]

So, how's everything
Back home?

Fine.

Your mom?

Fine.

Are you in trouble?
No.

Then what the hell
Are you doing here, jess?

You know, I, uh --
I called you six times.

Now I didn't expect you
To call me back

So we could sit
On the phone in bed

And watch "Sleepless in seattle"
Together.

I just expected you to call me
Back to say you got home safe,

No one mugged you
On the bus,

Say you were okay.
Say --

You know what?

Never mind.

Just tell me what it is you
Want. I got work to do.

I wanna come back.
You what?

[ sighs ]
I want to come back.

Come back here?
Yes.

Here to stars hollow?
Yes.

To live in this apartment?
I said yes a million times
Already.

You're the one asking
For something,

So you don't get to be
James dean this time, okay?

One more time --
You wanna come back?

Yes.
Why?

I just --

I just wanna come back.

[ clears throat ]

You know what people told me
When I said you were coming here
To live with me?

They told me I was crazy,
Insane.

They told me to start writing
Letters to jodie foster,

But I ignored them.

I was so sure that I knew
What I was doing,

And then you showed up,
And you know what happened?

You proved them right.
I was crazy.

And now, after all
That has happened,

After all the chaos and havoc
That you have wreaked,

You're seriously
Standing there,

Wearing a t-shirt
With a picture of a butt

With hands that are
Flipping me off,

Telling me you wanna
Come back?

You didn't pack up
My stuff yet.

Uh, no, I've been
A little busy.

When were you planning
On sending it to me?

Hey, am I wearing
A little brown uniform
With u.P.S. Stamped on it?

So...

What do you think?

Things are gonna have to be
Different, jess.

I know.

Okay.

Okay?

So you're staying?
I'm staying.

Okay then...

Stay.

I gotta get back
To the diner.

I'll help
You close up later,

Alright?

Sure.

She's not home.

Who?

She's at sookie's wedding
With dean.

They're still together.

They seem to have gotten
Through the whole car incident.

They're doing really good,
Dean and rory.

Good.

Just leave it alone, jess.

She's got a boyfriend.
Just let it go.

I don't know what you're
Talking about.
I'm just going for a walk.

You heard what I said?
Yeah, I heard
What you said.

[ door closes ]

Babette:
* you don't need analyzin' *

* it is not so surprisin' *

* that you feel very strange
But nice... *

The linen closet's the third
Door on the right.

* ...I know just
What's the matter *

* because I've been there
Once or twice... *

Hey, you.

Hey, you look nice.

Thank you.
You look beautiful.

Thank you.

So, uh, how many cocktails
Caused that?

They haven't had
Any cocktails yet.

Really?
Oh, yeah.

When they start having
Cocktails, we're gonna hide you.

I'm looking forward to that.

[ cellular phone rings ]

I'm not sure
Who'd be calling me now.

Hello?

Dean?
Who is this?

It's paris.
I need to talk to rory.

Uh, sure, hold on.

It's paris.

What?
Hello?

We've got the band!
What?

We got the band! I knew we had
The academic clubs tied up,

But band --
They were the wildcard.

If anybody's going to be truly
Scared of me,

It's some artsy loser
With a tuba.

How did you get
This number?

Relax. I won't call you on
Prince william's phone again.

I just wanted you to know
That we did it.

We're in.
Welcome to the show.

I think we won.

Wow.
Uh, that's great.

Yeah.
I guess this means

You'll be spending
The summer in washington.

Oh, nothing's decided yet.
Believe me.

Let me do a little research,

And then I'll figure
Something out.

Good.

Hey.
Hey.

You know what's really great
About being a grownup?

This.

Thanks for the life lesson.
You're welcome.

Dean, you clean up
Really nicely.
Thank you.

We'll have to hide him
From patty and babette.

I already told him.

I got to check
On some things.

See you guys later.
Bye.

Stop it.
Stop what?

Stop looking at me
Like that,

Or everyone here
Will think we did it.

There -- that'll throw them
Off the track.

So, this morning you woke up
And felt sorry about last night?

No.

Embarrassed
About last night?

No.

Eager and willing to repeat
Last night?

Mom, dad, hi.

Richard, emily.

Well, hello, christopher.
What a pleasant surprise.

You came.
Of course, we came. We were
Invited. Hello, christopher.

I mean, why did you think
We'd not come?

You thought the invitation
Was rude.

It was rude. However, it'd have
Been equally rude for us

Not to attend the wedding,
So we came.

That's called
"Rising above it."

You wanna come here long enough
To get a drink?

That would be nice.
I'll get it for you.

Champagne, please.

Should I make that two?
Absolutely.

I believe I'll join you

To see what sort of scotch
They're serving here.

When I get back, you're gonna
Have to answer my last question.

What on earth
Is christopher doing here?

Um, well, he's visiting
His daughter.

That's very nice.
Yeah.

He's been visiting his daughter
Quite a bit lately.

Really?
Yes.

We might be seeing a lot more
Of christopher from now on.

Because he'll be visiting
His daughter?

Yes.

He'll be visiting
His daughter.

Well, I'll be damned.

* I go out walking
After midnight *

* out in the moonlight
Just like we used to do *

* I'm always walking
After midnight *

* searching for you *

So I'm guessing
Your mom talked to you.

She talks to me all the time
When I'm begging her not to.

And she told you
What we discussed?

She mentioned something
About it, yes.

And what do you think
About all this?

I don't know. What exactly
Are your intentions?

Excuse me?
Your intentions --
Are they honorable?

Completely honorable.

Because we have been waiting
For this for a really long time,

And we take disappointment
Extremely hard.

I mean it. Property damage
Is often involved.

Well, I better follow through
On this, huh?

I think
That's an excellent idea.

Come here, you.

[ cellular phone rings ]

That's probably work.
On a sunday?

Hey, I've got a lot
Of responsibility now, okay?

Okay.
Be right back.

What are you doing here?

Hello to you, too.

Is everything okay?

You look nice.

Thank you.
What are you doing here?

I moved back.

What?

I moved back.

But w-why?

I just wanted to.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Rory --
Don't say a word.

Okay.

I have to go.

Welcome home!

Lor!
Oh, hey, there!

We're starting any minute.
Have you seen rory?

Yeah, I just left her
Over there.

Okay, I'll find her.
Go get a good seat.

The wind's kicking up,
So this might be a good show.

I have to go.

Huh? What? Why?
I have to take care
Of something.

Chris!
I'm sorry, really.

I'll call you later
To see how it went.

No, wait a minute.
Tell me why you're leaving.

What -- what's going on?

Sherry called.
She's back.

Ah, so, you're going home.

Gonna tell her
You're moving out?

[ sighs ]

No?

Okay.
I can't believe this.

I mean,
I really can't believe this.

Uh, okay.
I don't know.

Um, just, uh, drive safe.

Drive safe?
Yeah, drive safe.

I mean, [sighs]
You're still rory's dad, right?

So whatever happens
Or doesn't happen between us,

I still need you
To drive safe.

Lorelai...
Just go, chris.

Sherry's pregnant.

Oh. Oh, my.

She just found out,

And she called me as soon as
She found out,

And that was her calling
To tell me that she found out.

Pregnant?
[ sighing ] Yeah.

Wow. Well, uh,
Women all over the world

Will line up to see
That tiny woman fat.

I don't know what to do.
I was so happy last night.

And now --
Yeah.

I missed it before with rory.
I wasn't there.

I wasn't apart of it.
I know.

And I never forgave myself.
I know.

So I'm gonna do that again?
I'm just gonna take off?
Disappear?

No.

You're gonna go home.
This is absolutely
Unbelievable.

I waited years for this, lor --

You, rory, the whole perfect
Picture and now --

Listen -- I have to walk down
The aisle in a minute

And be really happy
For sookie,

And right now I'm having
A little trouble standing.

So maybe it would be better
If you would just go.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, yeah, me, too.

Tell rory?

I will.

Hey.

[ sighs ]

Congratulations.

Thanks.

[ "I can't get started with you"
By ella fitzgerald plays ]

* I've flown around the world
In a plane *

* I've settled... *

I think I'm going
To washington.

Oh.

Okay.

* ...I have charted *

* but can't get started
With you *

* around the golf course
I'm under par... *