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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,580 --> 00:00:09,840 (gentle music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:03,760 (food sizzling) (gentle music) 5 00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:18,300 - [Rob] I am a cook, not a model. 6 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:21,910 I don't want a five page spread in "Hello!" 7 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,670 It's not about shmoozing with celebrities, 8 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:28,810 it's about cookin' real food with real heart. 9 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:32,040 (gentle music) 10 00:01:38,910 --> 00:01:45,160 (engine rumbling) (gentle music) 11 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,560 - Tim Slater just want... 12 00:01:48,590 --> 00:01:49,530 - No. 13 00:01:49,550 --> 00:01:50,360 - Mate, come on, 14 00:01:50,390 --> 00:01:52,200 just one photograph. - No, no! 15 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:54,620 Hang on. (phone ringing) 16 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:56,290 Yes doll, so? 17 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:58,700 - It needs work but it's perfect. 18 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:00,240 - Well, when can I see it? 19 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:01,800 - Michelle will love it. 20 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:02,970 I made an offer. 21 00:02:02,970 --> 00:02:05,110 - Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on. 22 00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:06,450 Are you driving? 23 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:07,710 - Very slowly. 24 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:10,320 - Well then pull over and call me back. 25 00:02:12,070 --> 00:02:14,190 If you are trying to talk me into this... 26 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:15,390 - I wouldn't dream of it, 27 00:02:15,410 --> 00:02:16,890 but he says he's not leaving until 28 00:02:16,910 --> 00:02:18,460 he gets a photo with the genius who cooked... 29 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,980 - He said genius? - Definitely. 30 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:20,820 - Okay. 31 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:22,320 Ingo, take pass. 32 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,150 - Yes, chef. 33 00:02:23,150 --> 00:02:24,800 Rob? 34 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:25,820 Work it baby. 35 00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:32,080 (gentle music) (engine rumbling) 36 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:47,510 - A real pleasure. 37 00:02:47,510 --> 00:02:48,350 (tractor engine rumbling) 38 00:02:48,350 --> 00:02:50,510 (phone ringing) 39 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:53,560 The curse of being a celebrity, I never turn mine on. 40 00:02:53,580 --> 00:02:54,520 - Good advice. 41 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,630 Don't run, you'll have an accident. 42 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:58,820 (car crashing) 43 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:04,360 (line trilling) 44 00:03:05,860 --> 00:03:07,240 - [Francoise] Hi, this is Francoise. 45 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:09,610 I'm sorry I'm not here to take your call 46 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:12,950 but if you leave me a message I will call you back. 47 00:03:12,970 --> 00:03:13,850 Bye. 48 00:03:13,870 --> 00:03:15,480 (voicemail beeps) 49 00:03:15,510 --> 00:03:16,970 - Hey darlin', it's me. 50 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,210 I just wanted to hear the sound of your voice 51 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:24,020 and to tell you that I love you and that I miss you. 52 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:27,300 (gentle music) 53 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:53,740 You lookin' at photos again? 54 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:58,890 (Rob sighs) 55 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,170 (gentle music) 56 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,330 - I can't remember what she looked like. 57 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:06,610 Is that bad? 58 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:09,200 - No, sweetheart. 59 00:04:09,230 --> 00:04:10,480 It's normal. 60 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:14,870 Come on, you. 61 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:16,310 Lights out. 62 00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:19,710 - Oh, by the way I found this. 63 00:04:21,670 --> 00:04:23,340 What's The Boot? 64 00:04:26,510 --> 00:04:28,050 - It's nothing. 65 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:30,430 Night night. 66 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,170 - [Gordon's Assistant] Today's reviews. 67 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,450 - Thank you (sighs). 68 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:52,780 Jesus. 69 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,550 - Oh, I thought it was pretty good actually. 70 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:55,950 Some muscular cooking. 71 00:04:55,970 --> 00:04:57,380 Quite sexy. 72 00:04:57,410 --> 00:04:59,310 - No, the one below it. 73 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:01,350 - [Gordon's Assistant] Oh, it's just some grotty old pub. 74 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:03,060 - Rob Haley's place. 75 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,650 Had the heart and the head for it. 76 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:06,480 Three years ago, he was up there. 77 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,320 - Christ. 78 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,570 What happened? 79 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:10,840 - His wife died. 80 00:05:13,090 --> 00:05:16,630 (engine rumbling) 81 00:05:17,090 --> 00:05:18,900 (Rob sighs) 82 00:05:18,930 --> 00:05:20,470 - [News Anchor] And now here on Channel Four, 83 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:22,790 Guy Witherspoon takes us to Eden. 84 00:05:24,730 --> 00:05:27,710 - As we slide into the season of mists, 85 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:32,220 mellow fruitfulness, welcome to "Food for Thought," 86 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:36,210 with me your host, Guy Witherspoon. 87 00:05:38,350 --> 00:05:40,560 (gentle music) 88 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:46,840 (TV chattering) (gentle music) 89 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:56,890 (crowd cheering) 90 00:05:57,170 --> 00:05:59,010 I'd never been to Wiltshire before. 91 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:03,820 I'd heard there was nowhere to eat, nowhere decent anyway. 92 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:09,690 Nowhere until Jack and Jill Adams opened The Eden. 93 00:06:09,710 --> 00:06:12,630 Jack conjures his marvels in the kitchen 94 00:06:12,650 --> 00:06:18,070 while Jill adores the front of house with great elan. 95 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:19,470 Shall we go in? 96 00:06:19,990 --> 00:06:21,720 All the menus are seasonal. 97 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:27,310 These have a quality and the freshness is second to none. 98 00:06:27,330 --> 00:06:30,750 (food crunching) 99 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:38,380 Oh, it's a very droll little (speaking in foreign language). 100 00:06:38,410 --> 00:06:39,820 Thank you so much. 101 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,550 - Shall I give you something? 102 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:42,820 - Lovely. 103 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:46,180 (wine sloshing) 104 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:51,200 - A pub with real English food and Guy's doing a show on it. 105 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:52,470 That's new. 106 00:06:56,390 --> 00:06:57,980 - Do you know this bloke? 107 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,310 - Vaguely. - Lovely flavor. 108 00:07:00,330 --> 00:07:01,340 - He's very good 109 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,540 but he's a big drinker. - Effortlessly. 110 00:07:03,570 --> 00:07:04,710 Nothing could be further removed 111 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:08,100 from the radioactive slurry that pours out 112 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:12,550 of microwaves and pubs all over the land. 113 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:13,720 (microwave dings) 114 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:20,000 (TV chattering) (crowd cheering) 115 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:22,500 - I was watchin' that. 116 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,810 - What was the score? 117 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,120 - Here we are, this adorable little... 118 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,790 - Those fish pies go in? 119 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:29,000 - Salad. - Yep. 120 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:31,200 - He certainly loves his onions. 121 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:34,070 - Concoction (speaking in foreign language), 122 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:38,210 little bit of feta cheese peaking out there I think. 123 00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:39,140 Oh, yes. 124 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:42,450 No doubt, my hostess she's very authentic. 125 00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:47,600 She absolutely copper bottoms through and through I'd say. 126 00:07:48,810 --> 00:07:51,460 Splendid... - It's gourmet bloody 127 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,980 everything these days. 128 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:55,480 Even The Boot's got things on sticks now. 129 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:56,820 - [Kate] Kebabs? 130 00:07:56,820 --> 00:07:57,650 - No. 131 00:07:57,650 --> 00:07:59,300 - Corn dogs? 132 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,570 - No. 133 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,230 - Satay? 134 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:04,010 - That's the one. 135 00:08:07,330 --> 00:08:08,970 (Kate chuckles) (gentle music) 136 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,710 - Oh my God. 137 00:08:10,730 --> 00:08:11,980 - What? 138 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:14,030 - Do you remember this? 139 00:08:14,970 --> 00:08:17,840 - Oh, your Madonna phase? 140 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,010 Yes, I do. 141 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:22,450 A 10 year old singing "Like A Virgin" is frightening, 142 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,560 especially if you're her father. 143 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,130 It's good to have you home, Kate. 144 00:08:30,650 --> 00:08:31,950 We'll look after you. 145 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,360 - From Spain? 146 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,190 - If you want us to stay, we'll stay. 147 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:38,190 - We've had the reservation for months. 148 00:08:38,190 --> 00:08:40,070 You could come with us. 149 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:42,340 Review some restaurants. 150 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,810 - This is perfect. 151 00:08:43,830 --> 00:08:44,980 I'm gonna write my guide 152 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,850 to chef's with talent and originality 153 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:51,850 not celebrity whores and wannabe rock stars. 154 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:53,190 No offense. 155 00:08:53,210 --> 00:08:54,540 - [Guy] Oh, yes. 156 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:55,380 That's a very, 157 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:56,790 very delicious concoction. - Rob? 158 00:08:56,810 --> 00:08:58,490 (Guy speaking in foreign language) 159 00:08:58,510 --> 00:08:59,790 (Rob chuckles) 160 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:00,880 - Gordon. 161 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,290 What are you doing here? 162 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,360 Long time no see. 163 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:06,130 Your empire is just amazing. 164 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,670 Congratulations. 165 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:09,560 - What in the hell's going on? 166 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,890 - [Rob] What are you talkin' about? 167 00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:11,890 - Come on. 168 00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:13,060 - What? 169 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:15,230 - Real food with real heart? 170 00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:16,640 Does that ring any bells for you? 171 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:18,340 - Yeah, but I mean things change. 172 00:09:18,370 --> 00:09:20,310 - Francoise would be horrified if she saw this. 173 00:09:20,340 --> 00:09:22,550 - Don't bring her into this, please. 174 00:09:22,570 --> 00:09:24,450 - Come on, you know she would. 175 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:26,520 Still sellin' the trifle? 176 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,350 - Not really, no. 177 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,690 (Gordon sighs) 178 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:37,160 (Rob sighs) 179 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:39,630 Another bloody critic who couldn't boil water. 180 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:40,470 You know. 181 00:09:40,490 --> 00:09:41,330 - I don't know but with the look 182 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,500 of things that's really nailed it. 183 00:09:43,530 --> 00:09:45,570 This has got to stop. 184 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:52,210 - [Rob] One a day. 185 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:53,490 - Okay. 186 00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:56,670 - Have you got everything? 187 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,220 - I'm takin' Michelle to school this morning. 188 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,610 Can you pick her up this afternoon? 189 00:10:00,610 --> 00:10:01,720 - Yeah, no problem. 190 00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:02,690 What are you up to? 191 00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:04,630 - You're thinking about buying Mom's Boot. 192 00:10:05,610 --> 00:10:06,450 - Come on you. 193 00:10:06,450 --> 00:10:07,700 We'll be late. 194 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:17,900 (gentle music) (engine rumbling) 195 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:20,760 (cow moos) 196 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:27,380 (horn honking) (gentle music) 197 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,210 - A stupid old fart. 198 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:35,490 (engine rumbling) (gentle music) 199 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:45,030 (horn honking) (gentle music) 200 00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:46,200 - Bloody charming. 201 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:52,480 (gentle music) (geese honking) 202 00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:31,120 Hi. 203 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,830 Looking for John. 204 00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:38,820 (Rob chuckles) 205 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:39,880 It's a bit quiet. 206 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:40,880 - No, lad. 207 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,710 Busiest time of day. 208 00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:45,210 - Ai, that it is. 209 00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:47,100 - Well... 210 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:50,200 - Oh. 211 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:52,310 What the bloody hell do you want? 212 00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:56,630 - Well, (throat clears) three years ago my wife, 213 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:58,640 she made you an offer on this place. 214 00:11:58,660 --> 00:12:00,230 - You're Rob Haley. 215 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:01,470 - Yeah. 216 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,310 - You've got a bloody nerve showing your face around here. 217 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:07,110 I picked out a lovely little retirement place in Alicante. 218 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,600 What the hell happened? 219 00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:10,620 - Things. 220 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:11,480 - Oh, that's all right then 221 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:14,550 if it's things that's hunky dory. 222 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,020 That explains bloody everything. 223 00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:17,300 That's peachy. 224 00:12:17,910 --> 00:12:19,620 My wife left me thanks to you. 225 00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:20,830 - I'm sorry. 226 00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:22,460 - No, really I meant it. 227 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,800 Best thing that ever happened. 228 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:25,860 (Rob chuckles) 229 00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:27,310 - Is it still for sale? 230 00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:30,530 - [John] Well, I never. 231 00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:32,500 - Hey babe. 232 00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:34,210 Long time no see. 233 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,510 - [John] Aren't you a sight for sore eyes. 234 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:38,540 - Hi, I'm Kate. 235 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:39,820 - Rob. 236 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,440 - Hi guys. 237 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,940 (men grunting) 238 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:45,680 - He's going to buy the place. 239 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:48,150 - You can't sell this place. 240 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:50,190 - No, I'm thinking about it. 241 00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:51,460 - He's a chef. 242 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:54,930 - What kind of food? 243 00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:56,730 - British. 244 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,330 - Oh, like all the English breakfasts? 245 00:12:58,350 --> 00:13:00,370 Bangers, beans, fried bread? 246 00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:01,900 Love fried bread. 247 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,010 - Rob's a real chef. 248 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,050 - Oh, really? 249 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:09,370 Well, I don't come here for the cuisine. 250 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,610 This is perfect. 251 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:12,950 Nothing pretentious. 252 00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:15,780 - Oh, I don't do pretentious. 253 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,720 I do real food with real heart. 254 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,550 - Kate knows a lot about food. 255 00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:23,330 She's a restaurant critic. 256 00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:31,300 - You don't like critics? 257 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,160 - No, not a lot. 258 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,320 Is that your car? 259 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,200 - Yeah. 260 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:36,870 - Yeah, well you'll kill somebody drivin' 261 00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:40,910 like that and this is very unladylike. 262 00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:42,410 - Oh my God, that was you? 263 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,680 - Mm hm. 264 00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:45,670 - Oh (laughs). 265 00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:47,670 Well, I sure hope you're a better cook 266 00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:49,630 than you are a driver (laughs). 267 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,720 - Hm. 268 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:59,000 (hand thuds) (Kate giggling) 269 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,800 - Right you, get started. 270 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:07,330 You just cost me 400 grand. 271 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,300 That's an awful lot of washing up. 272 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:10,240 - I'm so sorry. 273 00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,400 - You should be. 274 00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:14,970 (engine rumbling) 275 00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:23,190 (knife thudding) (upbeat music) 276 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:31,460 (engine rumbling) (upbeat music) 277 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,770 - Excuse me. 278 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:43,200 - Darling. 279 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,480 Mwah. 280 00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,670 I'm so glad your father still knows 281 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,470 how to throw a good party. 282 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,040 - I'm so glad that you still know where 283 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,380 to find beautiful accessories. 284 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,210 - Oh, you haven't met. 285 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,150 - Mm mm. 286 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,350 - This is Roberto. 287 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:57,080 - Hi. - Kate. 288 00:14:58,310 --> 00:14:59,650 Not a word of English. 289 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:03,660 (Margaret speaking in foreign language) 290 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,190 (Kate sighs) 291 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,360 - Can I be you when I grow up? 292 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:11,400 (Margaret laughs) 293 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:12,900 - Oh, darling girl. 294 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,200 The first divorce is always the worst. 295 00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:18,190 It gets better after that believe me. 296 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,070 Oh, I'm going to have to rescue him. 297 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,710 - Nice to meet you. 298 00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:24,810 - The last thing we want is a Roman rage. 299 00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:26,940 (Kate laughs) 300 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,110 (upbeat music) (birds chirping) 301 00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:32,380 - Quails eggs on a bed of shredded leaks 302 00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:34,390 with Scottish smoked salmon, 303 00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:38,190 lightly pickled cucumber and oat cakes. 304 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,560 - Don't remember orderin' that. 305 00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:40,990 - Where did you get it? 306 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:41,830 - I made it. 307 00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:43,700 - Long way down with a fellow. 308 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,230 - [Michelle] My dad used to be chef. 309 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,070 - Yeah, my granny used to look good naked. 310 00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:48,120 - Nice visual, great. 311 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,880 Just try it. 312 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,820 (food crunching) 313 00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:05,970 (upbeat music) 314 00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:07,190 - Blimey, don't blame me. 315 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,210 I'm off to Totty ain't I? 316 00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:11,690 I could give her a sum. 317 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:12,790 That's for sure. 318 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:13,690 - [Max] Could you? 319 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,320 - You reckon I've got a chance? 320 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,780 - None whatsoever. 321 00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:19,490 - Back in the day Max the two of us 322 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:22,160 would have had her kit off in three seconds flat. 323 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,830 - If I so much catch you glancin' 324 00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:26,750 in my daughter's general direction again, 325 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,500 I'll set my dog on you. (dog growling) 326 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,040 (dog whines) 327 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:32,170 (dog growls) 328 00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:36,450 (attendees chattering) (upbeat music) 329 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:37,280 I'm worried about her. 330 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,820 - Well, it's a bit late now. 331 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,450 She's all grown up. 332 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,120 - I could kill that husband of hers. 333 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,490 Shaggin' your secretary. 334 00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:45,720 Pathetic. 335 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,180 - Well, you can talk. 336 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:50,890 - Well, at least my secretary was a woman. 337 00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:54,230 (Jill chuckles) 338 00:16:54,260 --> 00:17:00,510 (attendees chattering) (upbeat music) 339 00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:06,510 - Got one, thanks. 340 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,550 - The single life suits you. 341 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,020 You're glowing. 342 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,290 - Champagne. 343 00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:16,210 - You know, you shouldn't write off all us men. 344 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,820 - And why would that be, James? 345 00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:24,020 - Well, for one thing we don't all turn out to be gay. 346 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:26,800 (Kate sighs) 347 00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:33,080 (heels clacking) (attendees chattering) 348 00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:35,980 She wants me. 349 00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:37,980 I can tell. 350 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,480 - Really. 351 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:44,550 (attendees chattering) 352 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:48,290 (James chuckles) 353 00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:51,650 - And last but not least, ta da! 354 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:52,990 Michelle's favorite. 355 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:54,270 You'll have to share. 356 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:08,410 (Loz sighs) 357 00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:09,840 - It's a triumph. 358 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:10,880 - I totally bloody agree. 359 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:11,680 - Don't swear. 360 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,510 - [Michelle] You do. 361 00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:13,510 - No, I don't. 362 00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:14,600 - Last week when that mountainous chicken pie 363 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,180 was still frozen in the middle, 364 00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:17,010 you called him a... 365 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,520 - Whoa! - Chef's don't swear, 366 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:19,790 Michelle. 367 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:24,350 - Well, what do you think? 368 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:26,570 Shall we give it a go? 369 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,060 - We're gonna need some help. 370 00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:36,340 (upbeat music) (engine rumbling) 371 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,170 - Hello mate. 372 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,220 How you doin'? 373 00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:46,970 What can I get ya? 374 00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:48,780 - I thought you weren't a cook? 375 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,110 - It's better than what he's doing. 376 00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:52,380 - Well, he's opening up a new place. 377 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:53,450 - Nice. 378 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,790 - Mate I'm tellin' ya he's starting to cook again. 379 00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:59,020 (upbeat music) 380 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,540 Go on. 381 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,810 (upbeat music) 382 00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:24,920 Well? 383 00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:29,390 - Right. 384 00:19:29,410 --> 00:19:32,540 (upbeat music) 385 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,460 Where we off to? 386 00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:41,570 - Francoise' old Boot apparently. 387 00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:43,070 - Sounds great. 388 00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:46,350 (upbeat music) 389 00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:56,290 (children chattering) (engine rumbling) 390 00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:59,680 - Christ, what's she doin' here? 391 00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:02,450 - It pays the bills and she said the kids are cute. 392 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,730 - Bloody hell. 393 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:05,360 - You goin' in? 394 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:06,550 - No, you. 395 00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,550 She likes you. 396 00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:10,140 - Really? - Definitely. 397 00:20:12,850 --> 00:20:15,890 (Loz chuckles) 398 00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:18,980 (door slams) 399 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:26,120 (objects clattering) (children laughing) 400 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:38,520 (Rob smirks) 401 00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:41,130 - She wants to speak to you and I'd leave 402 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:43,110 your jacket here if I were you. 403 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:48,140 (Loz sighs) 404 00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:56,540 Thought you said these kids were cute? 405 00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:58,540 - You must be bloody joking. 406 00:20:58,570 --> 00:21:02,710 Look at you, ah (laughs)! 407 00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:03,990 - Come on. 408 00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:07,520 (hooves clomping) 409 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:11,520 (engine rumbling) (birds chirping) 410 00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:13,010 - Buggeration. 411 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,620 Sorry. 412 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:15,730 - Bloody hell. 413 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,000 - Oi, you. 414 00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:19,060 Aren't you gonna say anything? 415 00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:21,170 - She was brought up in a kitchen. 416 00:21:22,190 --> 00:21:23,900 You mom loved this place. 417 00:21:23,930 --> 00:21:26,390 - Hey, Michelle, have you seen that (laughs)? 418 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:30,470 (engine rumbling) 419 00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:34,880 - Well, hello. 420 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,280 It's the critic. 421 00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,380 - So, you really did it, huh? 422 00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:39,810 - We're turning it into a diner. 423 00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:42,390 Cheeseburgers, fries, shakes just for you. 424 00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:44,790 - And I thought it was gonna be British cuisine with 425 00:21:44,810 --> 00:21:47,020 a Provencal twist and Tuscan overtones. 426 00:21:47,050 --> 00:21:47,890 - With a dash of Northern Thai 427 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,860 and end up heatin' everything on a stick. 428 00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:51,650 - Gotta have those sticks. 429 00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:53,530 - Sorry, no Provencal twist, 430 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,530 no Tuscan overtones, no Catalonian subtext, 431 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,200 no Cantonese top notes, no... 432 00:21:58,230 --> 00:21:59,570 - Danish elements? 433 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,240 - Danish elements? 434 00:22:01,260 --> 00:22:02,140 No. 435 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,810 No Danish elements and no Californian? 436 00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:05,640 - Mm hm. 437 00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:06,540 - Absolutely no... 438 00:22:06,570 --> 00:22:08,980 - No California influence whatsoever. 439 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,280 - We're going to be serving the finest English ingredients 440 00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:14,120 treated with respect that's underpinned 441 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:17,890 by classical French techniques aren't we? 442 00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:19,160 - Well, are you? 443 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:19,990 - What she said. 444 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:21,060 - [Rob] Well, there you are then. 445 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,660 - Then I'm impressed. 446 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,630 - She's the boss. 447 00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:26,630 Don't ever work with your daughter. 448 00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:32,910 (gentle music) (birds chirping) 449 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:46,370 Perfect. 450 00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:49,670 (gentle music) 451 00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:52,880 There you go. 452 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:59,140 (gentle music) (birds chirping) 453 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:16,850 (engine rumbling) 454 00:23:20,210 --> 00:23:22,550 (birds chirping) 455 00:23:22,580 --> 00:23:23,860 (cutlery clattering) 456 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,190 (Kate sighs) 457 00:23:25,210 --> 00:23:27,920 - There was a chef at The Boot today. 458 00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:29,660 - Excellent news. 459 00:23:29,690 --> 00:23:31,000 - It'll be a disaster. 460 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:34,300 Hoards of people, a village choked with cars. 461 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,470 - Nothing like your parties then, Max. 462 00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:37,670 - That's different. 463 00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:39,540 Anyway, the last one was for Kate. 464 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,510 - It was? 465 00:23:40,530 --> 00:23:42,910 - We had 23 complaints at the council. 466 00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:44,930 - Oh, a new record. 467 00:23:45,830 --> 00:23:48,510 - It'd be nice to have somewhere local to go to, 468 00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:50,850 then perhaps I wouldn't have to do so much cooking. 469 00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:52,520 - You do make a good piece of toast. 470 00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,670 - Well, it's more than you do. 471 00:23:55,210 --> 00:23:56,250 Hm. 472 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,950 - I was at his place in London a couple weeks ago. 473 00:23:58,950 --> 00:24:02,660 I don't think that crowds are gonna be the problem. 474 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,850 (tool scraping) 475 00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:14,740 - Are you starin' at my ass again? 476 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,010 - [Loz] No. 477 00:24:16,030 --> 00:24:17,470 - Nice shape is it? 478 00:24:17,470 --> 00:24:19,410 Think it's firm enough for ya? 479 00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:22,480 Wanna give it a quick squeeze, see if it's right? 480 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,230 - Do you want a cup of tea? 481 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:28,890 One sugar. 482 00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:30,540 - [Rob] I'll have one too. 483 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:35,960 - We'll miss the flight. 484 00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:37,730 - I'm only gonna say hello. 485 00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:40,570 - You can do that when we get back. 486 00:24:40,590 --> 00:24:42,970 - Might be too late by then. 487 00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:46,040 - Let's move this lovely piece 488 00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:48,710 of vintage equipment shall we? 489 00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:49,910 - [Loz] It's very precious. 490 00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:51,710 (men grunting) 491 00:24:51,730 --> 00:24:53,610 (car beeping) 492 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,710 (door slams) 493 00:24:54,740 --> 00:24:58,200 (birds chirping) 494 00:25:00,510 --> 00:25:01,890 (microwave thuds) 495 00:25:01,910 --> 00:25:02,840 - Bloody hell! 496 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,560 (birds chirping) 497 00:25:05,580 --> 00:25:06,830 Idiot! 498 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,330 - I'm really sorry. 499 00:25:10,350 --> 00:25:11,330 Are you okay? 500 00:25:11,350 --> 00:25:12,160 - Bloody nearly killed me. 501 00:25:12,190 --> 00:25:13,670 - Yeah, I'm sorry. 502 00:25:13,690 --> 00:25:14,860 We're doing a little bit of reorganizing. 503 00:25:14,860 --> 00:25:16,330 Are you sure you're okay? 504 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,230 I'm Rob. 505 00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:18,340 - Max Templeton. 506 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,470 I live just around the corner. 507 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,470 - Can I get you a drink, cup of tea? 508 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,340 - No thanks. 509 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,580 Kate's told me all about your plans. 510 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,410 - [Rob] Kate? 511 00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:27,200 - My daughter. 512 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,080 - The American? 513 00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:29,870 - The 60's, rock and roll in the States, 514 00:25:29,870 --> 00:25:31,480 a long and brutal story. 515 00:25:31,510 --> 00:25:35,090 Look, we all value the peace and quiet around here. 516 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,050 I hope you're not gonna spoil it. 517 00:25:37,050 --> 00:25:38,880 - Karaoke will only be twice a week. 518 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,960 And a band in on Friday and Saturday. 519 00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:41,790 - What? 520 00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:43,050 - I'm kidding. 521 00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:46,700 It's just a small pub with great food and that's it. 522 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:52,200 - If you ruin it I'll disembowel ya with a church spire. 523 00:25:52,230 --> 00:25:55,520 (Rob chuckles) 524 00:25:59,330 --> 00:26:01,680 - Do you think I got a chance with Shauna? 525 00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:02,610 - I don't know. 526 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,560 It's all about luck and timing isn't it? 527 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,120 - What should I do? 528 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:07,790 - Well, try askin' her for a start. 529 00:26:07,810 --> 00:26:10,990 (hooves clomping) 530 00:26:11,010 --> 00:26:12,660 Did you send for the cavalry? 531 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,030 (horse whinnies) 532 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:17,510 (birds chirping) 533 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,170 (horse snorts) 534 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:22,530 - Rob Haley? 535 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,020 - No, he's inside. 536 00:26:24,690 --> 00:26:26,570 (horse snorts) 537 00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:27,850 - Won't be a minute. 538 00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:32,190 (horse knickers) 539 00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:34,440 - [Rob] Can I help you? 540 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,550 - Rob Haley? 541 00:26:35,570 --> 00:26:36,380 - [Rob] Yeah. 542 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,940 - James Forester. 543 00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:40,230 I own a bit of the land around here. 544 00:26:41,910 --> 00:26:44,360 - Sorry. 545 00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:47,520 - So, gastronomic oasis, eh? 546 00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:49,160 Good old English grub Kate tells me. 547 00:26:49,180 --> 00:26:50,830 - Is she a friend of yours? 548 00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:51,950 - Bit more than that if you catch 549 00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:53,790 my drift old chap (chuckles). 550 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,940 (paper rustling) 551 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,570 So lamb with lashings of mint sauce and red current jelly. 552 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,740 That the sort of thing? 553 00:27:03,770 --> 00:27:05,210 - Can you pass the scraper please? 554 00:27:05,230 --> 00:27:06,180 - Spotted dick? 555 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,580 - And the screws. 556 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,780 - Keeping the creepy crawlies out, eh? 557 00:27:12,810 --> 00:27:14,390 - That's the idea. 558 00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:18,360 - Don't want the health and safety Gestapo after ya. 559 00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:19,890 I'm expecting great things. 560 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,820 - Well, I hope I don't disappoint you. 561 00:27:22,820 --> 00:27:24,460 - You won't. 562 00:27:24,490 --> 00:27:25,740 Good day. 563 00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:30,850 (gentle upbeat music) 564 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,160 - Just a little reminder. 565 00:27:57,190 --> 00:28:01,150 (gentle upbeat music) 566 00:28:09,430 --> 00:28:10,970 - It's there, we're set. 567 00:28:14,870 --> 00:28:16,120 - Almost. 568 00:28:17,370 --> 00:28:18,210 Come on. 569 00:28:18,210 --> 00:28:24,460 (birds chirping) (engine rumbling) 570 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,290 Whoa. 571 00:28:25,310 --> 00:28:26,820 - Well, that's pretty unequivocal. 572 00:28:26,850 --> 00:28:28,100 - Yeah. 573 00:28:30,550 --> 00:28:33,630 Well, what do you think? 574 00:28:33,650 --> 00:28:34,500 - No trifle? 575 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,830 - Yeah, what about the trifle? 576 00:28:35,860 --> 00:28:37,480 - Absolutely have trifle. 577 00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:40,900 - Ta da! 578 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:43,190 Michelle, do the honors. 579 00:28:44,230 --> 00:28:46,810 - [Michelle] I now declare The Boot open! 580 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,810 - [All] Woo hoo! (all clapping) 581 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,010 - Woo, woo, woo, woo. 582 00:28:53,570 --> 00:28:56,820 A few customers, word of mouth, we're off. 583 00:28:56,850 --> 00:29:03,100 (upbeat music) (fingers tapping) 584 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,310 (throat clears) (dog panting) 585 00:29:18,330 --> 00:29:19,580 - Afternoon. 586 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,660 - Did you see the sign? 587 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,550 - What sign? 588 00:29:24,570 --> 00:29:27,620 (dog whines) 589 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,490 - Loz? 590 00:29:29,510 --> 00:29:33,100 Get the paint and the stepladder. 591 00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:38,170 (Rob sighs) 592 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,290 At least someone's happy. 593 00:29:41,290 --> 00:29:42,540 - I'll be jiggered. 594 00:29:44,690 --> 00:29:45,500 - It's all right. 595 00:29:45,530 --> 00:29:46,630 Go and take a break. 596 00:29:46,630 --> 00:29:47,500 - Bloody career waitin' 597 00:29:47,530 --> 00:29:49,320 for these two to make up their minds. 598 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,140 - Now then gents, what'll it be? 599 00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:57,470 (clock ticking) 600 00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:06,020 - Plowman's lunch? 601 00:30:06,050 --> 00:30:08,130 Plowman's lunch? 602 00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:09,260 If they think they 603 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,030 can order off menu they're... - Where are you going? 604 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:11,400 Whoa, whoa, no, no, don't man. 605 00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:12,360 Come on. 606 00:30:12,390 --> 00:30:14,100 They're our only customers. 607 00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:16,910 Come on. 608 00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:19,300 (Rob sighs) 609 00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:20,580 All right. 610 00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:25,980 (Guy spits) 611 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,170 - Mm. 612 00:30:29,170 --> 00:30:30,420 Mm. 613 00:30:32,010 --> 00:30:35,050 A naive domesticated little Bordeaux, 614 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:40,000 with a presumptuous air of raspberry notes. 615 00:30:40,350 --> 00:30:42,180 Medium tannin and... 616 00:30:42,850 --> 00:30:44,300 - [Tanya] Oh, shit. 617 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,660 - Is that anyway to address an artist at work? 618 00:30:47,690 --> 00:30:48,670 Come, stay awhile. 619 00:30:48,690 --> 00:30:50,690 Some of these are almost palatable. 620 00:30:50,690 --> 00:30:51,900 - We're filming today, remember? 621 00:30:51,930 --> 00:30:53,860 - No, I'll dazzle them. 622 00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:55,240 - They'll cancel it you know? 623 00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:56,810 - They will not cancel it. 624 00:30:56,830 --> 00:30:59,840 I'm a national sensation. 625 00:30:59,870 --> 00:31:01,280 Anyway I'm as sober as judge. 626 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,980 - Come on, coffee time. 627 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,150 - I don't want coffee. 628 00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:05,850 - Put it down, put it down. 629 00:31:05,870 --> 00:31:06,710 Put it... - But why? 630 00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:09,210 - You're going to get some coffee. 631 00:31:09,210 --> 00:31:10,650 Come on you naughty man. 632 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,930 - Witch. 633 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:15,990 - Miserable old bastards. 634 00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:19,330 And after all that it was a cheese roll with pickle. 635 00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:20,160 Shit. 636 00:31:20,190 --> 00:31:22,200 - Are you all right? 637 00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:24,310 - Save my sorry soul. 638 00:31:39,910 --> 00:31:41,050 - What's this? 639 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:41,890 - Trifle. 640 00:31:41,910 --> 00:31:42,720 Try some. 641 00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:43,720 - Don't like trifle. 642 00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:45,620 - Go on, just a taste. 643 00:31:45,650 --> 00:31:46,620 - Don't want to. 644 00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:48,730 (Michelle sobs) 645 00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:52,000 (men groaning) 646 00:32:05,270 --> 00:32:09,350 - [Men] Oh (laughing). 647 00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:12,850 - What are you doin' babe? 648 00:32:12,870 --> 00:32:14,520 - Taking Flo out to play. 649 00:32:14,540 --> 00:32:15,350 - Is that all right? 650 00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:18,690 - Ai (laughs). 651 00:32:18,710 --> 00:32:24,970 (engine rumbling) (birds chirping) 652 00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:35,740 - No, come back! (tires squealing) 653 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,570 - Where's Chelle? 654 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,180 - I don't know. 655 00:32:40,070 --> 00:32:40,880 - You all right? 656 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:41,680 What happened? 657 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:42,550 - Nothing happened, Dad. 658 00:32:42,570 --> 00:32:43,780 - I was just driving down the road... 659 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,310 - If you're one of those stupid bloody drivers 660 00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:46,680 who won't learn until you've killed someone 661 00:32:46,710 --> 00:32:47,980 why don't you bugger off back to America 662 00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:50,220 and then we'll all be a lot safer. 663 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:51,500 Come on. 664 00:32:52,050 --> 00:32:54,290 - Fast driving is a touchy subject with it. 665 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,530 He'll calm down in a minute. 666 00:32:55,550 --> 00:32:56,860 - [Rob] No I bloody won't. 667 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,030 - I wasn't driving that fast. 668 00:32:59,050 --> 00:33:01,400 And I made just be another dumb American 669 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:04,510 to you but I'm not that stupid. 670 00:33:05,990 --> 00:33:12,250 (gentle music) (clock ticking) 671 00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:18,840 - I've been told I have to apologize. 672 00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:21,680 - Are you going to? 673 00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:24,180 - Would you like some lunch? 674 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,990 - Sure. 675 00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:31,730 - Right, well, let's get one thing straight. 676 00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:33,480 You're off the clock. 677 00:33:37,190 --> 00:33:39,070 Let me show you to your table. 678 00:33:40,430 --> 00:33:42,570 (plate thuds) 679 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,640 Calves tongue with celeriac remoulade. 680 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,180 - Sounds delicious. 681 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,460 (upbeat music) 682 00:34:02,850 --> 00:34:04,100 I like it. 683 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,870 - What next? 684 00:34:08,890 --> 00:34:13,060 - She's American so anything with it's head still attached. 685 00:34:13,690 --> 00:34:14,950 Leave it to me. 686 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,650 - [Loz] Madame. 687 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,280 - [Kate] Well, hello there. 688 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,550 - Think it will pick up? 689 00:34:24,570 --> 00:34:26,180 - Well, the food might have been crap 690 00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:29,190 in London but at least we were buyin' lots of it. 691 00:34:29,210 --> 00:34:32,460 (upbeat music) 692 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,630 - Oh no, really I couldn't. 693 00:34:35,650 --> 00:34:36,490 Thank you. 694 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,900 - Pudding, you'll like it. 695 00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:43,330 - Okay. 696 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,200 One bite. 697 00:34:44,230 --> 00:34:47,480 (upbeat music) 698 00:34:57,410 --> 00:34:58,650 Oh my God. 699 00:34:58,670 --> 00:34:59,920 - Told you. 700 00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:03,030 - Mm, mm. 701 00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:08,660 That sole was great, perfect. 702 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,160 And that calf's tongue? 703 00:35:10,190 --> 00:35:11,440 A revelation. 704 00:35:12,050 --> 00:35:13,200 - Thanks. 705 00:35:13,220 --> 00:35:17,680 - And wow that is no ordinary trifle (laughs). 706 00:35:17,690 --> 00:35:19,070 I can't believe I'm gonna say this 707 00:35:19,090 --> 00:35:21,600 but that is some seriously sexy pudding. 708 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,910 So why aren't they lined up around the block? 709 00:35:24,930 --> 00:35:26,180 - We've just opened. 710 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,600 - You have heard of publicity? 711 00:35:29,870 --> 00:35:32,140 Oh, are you just gonna do that British thing 712 00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:33,880 where you hide your light under 713 00:35:33,910 --> 00:35:37,140 a bushel and then complain when no one sees it? 714 00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:39,360 - She knows the secret plan. 715 00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:41,650 - You may wanna rethink that strategy, 716 00:35:41,650 --> 00:35:43,980 particularly your critic issues. 717 00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:45,320 - [Michelle] Come on. 718 00:35:46,390 --> 00:35:48,320 - How much do I owe you? 719 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,070 - It's on the house. 720 00:35:50,090 --> 00:35:51,340 - Thank you. 721 00:35:53,060 --> 00:35:56,400 (door creaking) 722 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,080 - Shall I get the paint pot? 723 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:01,910 - Not a chance. 724 00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:08,190 (playful music) (knife thudding) 725 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:14,600 (James blows raspberry) (playful music) 726 00:36:22,690 --> 00:36:25,900 (woman groans) 727 00:36:29,430 --> 00:36:31,530 (James chuckles) (playful music) 728 00:36:31,530 --> 00:36:34,240 - Rise and shine my darling. 729 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:36,950 Time for my morning ride. 730 00:36:36,970 --> 00:36:38,620 (woman giggles) 731 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,850 - Are we under starters orders? 732 00:36:39,870 --> 00:36:44,460 - Oh you bad girl (laughs). 733 00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:50,970 (birds chirping) (cows mooing) 734 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,180 Still haven't converted to the joys of La Perla I see? 735 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,480 - Still haven't gotten over your nicker fetish I see? 736 00:37:13,510 --> 00:37:15,050 - It's not a fetish. 737 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,910 It's more of an appreciation. 738 00:37:18,210 --> 00:37:21,330 He seems like a nice enough chap for an artisan. 739 00:37:21,350 --> 00:37:22,360 - Who's that? 740 00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:24,060 - That fellow at The Boot. 741 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,500 - Oh, Rob. 742 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,900 Yeah, he's great. 743 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,170 Really great. 744 00:37:29,820 --> 00:37:35,040 - I read your review of his place in London. 745 00:37:35,060 --> 00:37:38,540 I'm sure he'll make a cock of this one too in due course. 746 00:37:38,570 --> 00:37:42,490 - Well, everybody deserves a second chance. 747 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,090 - Of course they do. 748 00:37:47,710 --> 00:37:49,850 - Oh James, please. 749 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,860 - Kate, we were bloody good together. 750 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,550 - Oh come on! - Oh! 751 00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:58,990 Look what you've done. 752 00:37:59,790 --> 00:38:01,870 These trousers are dry clean only. 753 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,420 - Then send me the bill. 754 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,170 - [Loz] What can I get you? 755 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,210 - Where's Michelle? 756 00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:15,150 Oh, I'm gonna go take her to feed the ducks. 757 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,050 - How's it lookin'? 758 00:38:16,070 --> 00:38:17,280 - [Rob] The yacht may have to wait. 759 00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,850 - That's all right, I get sea sick. 760 00:38:19,870 --> 00:38:21,620 How long we got? 761 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,120 - [Rob] Another month. 762 00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:26,480 (geese honking) 763 00:38:31,990 --> 00:38:33,740 - Anymore customers? 764 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:36,300 - Nope. 765 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,630 - That's a shame. 766 00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:39,660 - Yeah, well nothing we can do about it is there? 767 00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:41,500 - No, of course not. 768 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,370 There's nothing that you can do. 769 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,870 I mean, there's nothing anyone can do. 770 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:47,360 Certainly nothing that I can do because, 771 00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:51,170 I made a promise that no one else will ever know. 772 00:38:51,170 --> 00:38:52,010 - Know about what? 773 00:38:52,010 --> 00:38:54,320 - Your dad's cooking. 774 00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:56,680 - Don't you want people to know? 775 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,550 - I just don't want to be judged at 776 00:38:57,580 --> 00:38:59,660 by some puffed up know nothing critic. 777 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,140 - Present company excepted. 778 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,800 - But don't critics get you noticed? 779 00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:08,060 - Yeah, Dad, don't critics get you noticed? 780 00:39:08,090 --> 00:39:10,050 - Are you two ganging up on me? 781 00:39:11,530 --> 00:39:17,780 (upbeat music) (phone ringing) 782 00:39:23,370 --> 00:39:24,620 Hello? 783 00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:29,430 For four? 784 00:39:31,010 --> 00:39:31,820 Just hang on. 785 00:39:31,850 --> 00:39:35,020 (upbeat music) 786 00:39:37,890 --> 00:39:39,140 Your name? 787 00:39:41,220 --> 00:39:42,470 Vaughn. 788 00:39:43,690 --> 00:39:45,470 Yeah, okay no problem. 789 00:39:45,490 --> 00:39:46,540 (throat clears) 790 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,190 I'll see you then. 791 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:56,040 (phone ringing) 792 00:39:56,470 --> 00:39:58,350 Do you know what the bloody time is? 793 00:39:58,370 --> 00:40:01,630 (upbeat music) 794 00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:07,310 (phone ringing) 795 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,190 - We're fully booked. 796 00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:12,000 (Loz chuckles) 797 00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:12,830 - [Rob and Michelle] No! 798 00:40:12,850 --> 00:40:13,660 (phone ringing) 799 00:40:13,690 --> 00:40:15,520 - Hello, The Boot. 800 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,230 Six for dinner at eight? 801 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,340 How 'bout Sunday? 802 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,610 Lunch or dinner? 803 00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:25,070 No, I'm sorry. 804 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,850 Next week? 805 00:40:28,370 --> 00:40:29,790 I'm sorry. 806 00:40:31,410 --> 00:40:32,680 Okay. 807 00:40:32,710 --> 00:40:34,320 Bye. 808 00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:37,550 (Loz chuckles) 809 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:40,320 Bloody hell, what happened? 810 00:40:40,350 --> 00:40:41,720 - We got a review. 811 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:45,860 (Loz laughs) 812 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:49,430 (engine rumbling) 813 00:40:50,390 --> 00:40:54,340 (food sizzling) (patrons chattering) 814 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,370 - Stop! 815 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,130 Don't run and don't ever, ever catch anything! 816 00:40:57,130 --> 00:40:58,240 If it falls let it. 817 00:40:58,270 --> 00:41:00,680 It could be sharp, could be hot, it could be both. 818 00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:02,350 I don't want you injured, I need you. 819 00:41:02,370 --> 00:41:03,620 - Yes, Chef. 820 00:41:05,310 --> 00:41:08,850 (engine rumbling) 821 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,500 - What the bloody hell is going on (sighs)? 822 00:41:12,550 --> 00:41:13,520 (horn honking) 823 00:41:13,550 --> 00:41:15,030 Bloody tourists. 824 00:41:15,050 --> 00:41:16,430 They ruin everything. 825 00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:18,290 - Oh, do stop. 826 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,060 (patrons chattering) 827 00:41:21,090 --> 00:41:21,900 - Hey. 828 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:22,900 - Hey. 829 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,030 This hasn't got anything to do with you has it? 830 00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:25,490 - Definitely not. 831 00:41:25,490 --> 00:41:27,400 - Do you wanna give a hand? 832 00:41:27,430 --> 00:41:29,540 - Oh no, you don't want my help in your kitchen. 833 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,210 I use a smoke alarm as a timer. 834 00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:32,040 (Rob laughs) 835 00:41:32,070 --> 00:41:32,880 - Bloody critics. 836 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:34,690 I know, can't even boil water. 837 00:41:35,170 --> 00:41:36,980 - I keep that to remind me. 838 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,780 - Of how hard you have to work to maintain standards? 839 00:41:39,810 --> 00:41:40,680 - No, what I'm gonna do 840 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,680 to the little bastard when I find them. 841 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,960 - If there's any truth to it at all, 842 00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:46,900 I think they did you a favor. 843 00:41:50,690 --> 00:41:51,490 Where's Michelle? 844 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,600 - She's upstairs. 845 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,610 Oh and Kate? 846 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,410 Thanks. 847 00:41:58,990 --> 00:41:59,800 - What for? 848 00:41:59,830 --> 00:42:02,740 (patrons chattering) 849 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,140 Ingo, vegetables now! 850 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,960 (patrons chattering) 851 00:42:12,170 --> 00:42:13,120 - [Kate] Michelle? 852 00:42:13,140 --> 00:42:16,350 (gentle music) 853 00:42:27,990 --> 00:42:29,240 - Kate? 854 00:42:30,220 --> 00:42:31,480 - Hey. 855 00:42:33,060 --> 00:42:35,480 You ready to go check out the ducks? 856 00:42:35,860 --> 00:42:42,120 (engine rumbling) (birds chirping) 857 00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:45,480 - Oh, here. 858 00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:46,620 - Where are you going? 859 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,890 - To give that jumped up little twat a piece of my mind. 860 00:42:49,910 --> 00:42:52,060 (patrons chattering) 861 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,560 What the bloody hell's going on? 862 00:42:53,580 --> 00:42:54,390 - You look well. 863 00:42:54,410 --> 00:42:55,230 You had a good time? 864 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:56,730 I wouldn't stand there if I were you. 865 00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:57,630 Listen, we're booked solid but 866 00:42:57,650 --> 00:42:59,060 we can always squeeze you in. 867 00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:00,400 - [Ingo] We're full as a boot. 868 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,070 - You've ruined it. 869 00:43:02,090 --> 00:43:03,340 - What? 870 00:43:04,220 --> 00:43:05,870 - It's taken me two hours to get here. 871 00:43:05,890 --> 00:43:06,700 Two hours. 872 00:43:06,730 --> 00:43:08,370 It normally takes me 40 minutes. 873 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,240 The whole place is choked with cars. 874 00:43:10,260 --> 00:43:11,410 It's a disaster. 875 00:43:11,430 --> 00:43:13,040 - Whoa! - Are you looking for trouble? 876 00:43:13,070 --> 00:43:14,710 - No, but if you could just move a bit. 877 00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:16,810 - I'm not movin' anywhere. 878 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,010 You're the ones who are gonna move. 879 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,690 - Max. 880 00:43:26,710 --> 00:43:27,970 - Traitors! 881 00:43:29,580 --> 00:43:32,830 (owl hooting) 882 00:43:32,850 --> 00:43:34,960 - "'Half a minute if you please' shouted 883 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,200 "the man over his shoulder and vanished 884 00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:41,900 "into a babel of voices and a cloud of smoke." 885 00:43:43,230 --> 00:43:44,650 - You fancy me, right? 886 00:43:51,310 --> 00:43:53,680 - Anyway, night night. 887 00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:54,520 Sleep tight. 888 00:43:54,540 --> 00:43:57,460 Mind the bedbugs don't bite. 889 00:44:11,990 --> 00:44:13,470 - He loves me. 890 00:44:13,490 --> 00:44:16,710 (gentle music) 891 00:44:24,170 --> 00:44:25,450 - [Jess] Let's find out how 892 00:44:25,470 --> 00:44:28,120 the weather's looking with a clear overview. 893 00:44:28,140 --> 00:44:29,620 - [News Anchor] Ai, Jess a fairly quiet weekend. 894 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:34,160 ♪ All you said and all you did to me ♪ 895 00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:36,060 Tonight dry for... 896 00:44:37,150 --> 00:44:41,800 ♪ Was a storm that lies beneath its dark blue sea ♪ 897 00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:42,630 - Hi. 898 00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:46,530 - Hi. 899 00:44:46,530 --> 00:44:47,360 I owe you one. 900 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,170 - Oh, no it's nothing. 901 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,450 I was happy to do it. 902 00:44:53,530 --> 00:44:56,750 ♪ It's quietly sinking in 903 00:44:56,770 --> 00:45:01,480 ♪ You're not lyin' by my side 904 00:45:01,510 --> 00:45:02,760 - I'm sorry. 905 00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:05,490 I can't. 906 00:45:05,510 --> 00:45:10,990 ♪ That's haunted by the only one I've ever wanted ♪ 907 00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:13,060 - What happened to her? 908 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:16,430 - She was a very fast driver. 909 00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:17,630 - Ah. 910 00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:19,140 ♪ You warned me 911 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:23,970 ♪ I couldn't say you didn't warn me ♪ 912 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,480 I'd better get going. 913 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:26,810 - Yeah, me too. 914 00:45:26,830 --> 00:45:27,680 I'm off to bed. 915 00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:32,320 ♪ That's what I need the most 916 00:45:32,340 --> 00:45:35,930 And Kate, thank you. 917 00:45:36,740 --> 00:45:37,990 - Anytime. 918 00:45:39,250 --> 00:45:42,130 Okay, goodnight. 919 00:45:42,150 --> 00:45:43,400 - Night. 920 00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:52,840 (gentle music) (phone ringing) 921 00:45:52,860 --> 00:45:54,340 (phone chimes) 922 00:45:54,360 --> 00:46:00,620 (gentle music) (birds chirping) 923 00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:24,460 This was a good idea. 924 00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:30,710 (gentle music) (birds chirping) 925 00:46:51,890 --> 00:46:57,870 (wine sloshing) (gentle music) 926 00:46:57,890 --> 00:47:04,150 (birds chirping) (gentle music) 927 00:47:19,350 --> 00:47:23,390 (upbeat music) (knife thudding) 928 00:47:23,420 --> 00:47:24,230 - Perfect. 929 00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:25,300 Off you go. 930 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,490 (gentle music) 931 00:47:30,490 --> 00:47:32,570 - My dad showed me he loved me by having 932 00:47:32,590 --> 00:47:35,670 his secretary sign my birthday cards. 933 00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:37,310 She's a lucky girl. 934 00:47:37,330 --> 00:47:38,310 - She hasn't got a mom has she? 935 00:47:38,330 --> 00:47:40,030 - No, she's got a great dad. 936 00:47:40,030 --> 00:47:41,490 That's more than most. 937 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,810 - You'll lose somethin' like that. 938 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,180 Let me show you how to hold the knife. 939 00:47:47,210 --> 00:47:50,620 You keep your finger on the blade. 940 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,450 - Mm hm. 941 00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:52,820 - Short strokes. 942 00:47:52,850 --> 00:47:54,460 Keep your eye on it and keep your thumb out of the way. 943 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,720 Keep the point of the knife on the board 944 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:57,130 and let your knuckles guide the blade. 945 00:47:57,150 --> 00:47:57,960 - Mm hm. 946 00:47:57,990 --> 00:48:02,370 (knife thudding) (gentle music) 947 00:48:02,390 --> 00:48:03,640 Oh. 948 00:48:05,830 --> 00:48:07,200 - There you go. 949 00:48:07,230 --> 00:48:08,470 The more even slice the less chance 950 00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:09,900 of your fingers endin' up in the dish. 951 00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:10,770 (Kate chuckles) 952 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,380 'Cause you got such beautiful hands 953 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,490 you don't want them to end up like this. 954 00:48:18,470 --> 00:48:19,720 - Hm. 955 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,320 Safety's a big thing for you. 956 00:48:22,340 --> 00:48:23,950 - Well you know, a kitchen's a dangerous place. 957 00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:25,980 - And not just kitchens. 958 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:31,260 - So, what happened to your ex? 959 00:48:31,350 --> 00:48:32,200 - Jack? 960 00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:33,470 - Mm. 961 00:48:34,690 --> 00:48:38,200 - Tall, handsome, well educated, 962 00:48:38,230 --> 00:48:42,210 good family, great job, gay and... 963 00:48:42,230 --> 00:48:43,810 (Kate laughs) (Rob laughs) 964 00:48:43,830 --> 00:48:45,080 Exactly. 965 00:48:45,570 --> 00:48:47,880 - And, okay. 966 00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:49,150 What's his face? 967 00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:50,550 - Oh, James? 968 00:48:50,570 --> 00:48:51,710 - Hm. 969 00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:52,550 - How can I put it? 970 00:48:52,570 --> 00:48:55,950 A youthful indiscretion? 971 00:48:56,340 --> 00:48:57,350 - Momentary lapse? 972 00:48:57,380 --> 00:48:58,190 - Drunk. 973 00:48:58,210 --> 00:49:01,560 (Rob laughs) (Kate laughs) 974 00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:06,030 (gentle music) (patrons chattering) 975 00:49:06,050 --> 00:49:09,120 - Oh, "Paradise Lost." 976 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,170 - Don't be silly. 977 00:49:10,190 --> 00:49:12,400 It's just a few extra cars. 978 00:49:12,430 --> 00:49:15,410 He's a great guy, an amazing cook and what 979 00:49:15,430 --> 00:49:19,010 he does brings pleasure to a lotta people. 980 00:49:19,030 --> 00:49:20,300 - At my expense. 981 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:22,380 - It's always about you isn't it? 982 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,710 - I don't know what you mean. 983 00:49:23,740 --> 00:49:26,280 - Well, it's always when you want it 984 00:49:26,310 --> 00:49:28,890 and how you want it to look. 985 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:30,730 - Rubbish. 986 00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:34,690 - Before it was rock and roll and a single life 987 00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:39,550 and now it's tranquility and being my father (chuckles). 988 00:49:40,650 --> 00:49:43,470 - Well, you didn't make it easy. 989 00:49:43,490 --> 00:49:45,280 You took your mother's side. 990 00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:49,910 - Are you serious? 991 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,500 I was 12 years old. 992 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:55,380 How is your screwing around my fault? 993 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,700 You left. 994 00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,130 - I didn't mean to hurt anyone. 995 00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:02,590 - But you did. 996 00:50:04,580 --> 00:50:07,710 - Kate, I'm sorry. 997 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:14,770 I'm really, really sorry and I wanna make it up to you. 998 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,170 - I know. 999 00:50:18,190 --> 00:50:21,200 (gentle music) 1000 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,010 I'm gonna walk back. 1001 00:50:28,030 --> 00:50:28,840 - Yeah. 1002 00:50:28,870 --> 00:50:32,080 (gentle music) 1003 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:40,300 (gentle classical music) (engine rumbling) 1004 00:50:44,050 --> 00:50:46,470 - It is unconscionable. 1005 00:50:47,150 --> 00:50:50,330 Why are they really waiting for my arrival? 1006 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,640 How am I expected to commune with my muse 1007 00:50:52,660 --> 00:50:55,400 in these intolerable circumstances? 1008 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,370 - Oh, keep your hair on they won't be long. 1009 00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:58,340 - Well, why don't you toddle along 1010 00:50:58,370 --> 00:51:00,730 and find out exactly how long. 1011 00:51:00,730 --> 00:51:01,570 What's this? 1012 00:51:01,570 --> 00:51:03,350 - The Boot in Wooten Dusset. 1013 00:51:03,370 --> 00:51:04,850 It's just opened. 1014 00:51:04,870 --> 00:51:06,150 We thought it might be a possibility 1015 00:51:06,170 --> 00:51:08,450 to fill the gap we have on the 17th. 1016 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,820 - Well, let's see if it's still there in 10 years time. 1017 00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,390 - It's Rob Haley's new place. 1018 00:51:12,410 --> 00:51:14,460 - Oh, Rob, poor Rob. 1019 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,390 It's too sad, it really is. 1020 00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:18,160 He's totally lost it. 1021 00:51:18,190 --> 00:51:19,520 What a shame. 1022 00:51:20,420 --> 00:51:26,340 What on God's green Earth are those nincompoops up to? 1023 00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,340 Do be a dear and go and find out will you? 1024 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:35,620 (Tanya sighs) (gentle classical music) 1025 00:51:36,340 --> 00:51:40,940 - Your bloody Mary with a splash of sherry as ordered. 1026 00:51:40,940 --> 00:51:42,990 - Derek, you are a God. 1027 00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:47,780 I thought Nanny would never go. 1028 00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:51,660 Mm. 1029 00:51:51,690 --> 00:51:55,900 This new place, where is Wooten Dusset? 1030 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,290 - About 20 minutes away. 1031 00:51:58,290 --> 00:52:00,630 - Time for a little expedition. 1032 00:52:00,630 --> 00:52:03,040 - You're gonna get me into serious trouble. 1033 00:52:03,060 --> 00:52:05,470 - Oh, you're used to it by now. 1034 00:52:05,470 --> 00:52:10,050 Derek, anyway it's research for the 17th. 1035 00:52:10,070 --> 00:52:12,530 You heard what Little Miss Muffet said. 1036 00:52:13,140 --> 00:52:14,020 (Derek sighs) 1037 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,890 (engine rumbling) 1038 00:52:16,910 --> 00:52:20,540 - Boss, I think we might have a bit of a problem. 1039 00:52:22,750 --> 00:52:26,790 - Derek, are you in trouble again? 1040 00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:34,160 (patrons chattering) 1041 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,410 - Shauna, what is he doing here? 1042 00:52:39,430 --> 00:52:40,240 - Who? 1043 00:52:40,270 --> 00:52:42,170 - Guy Witherspoon. 1044 00:52:42,170 --> 00:52:43,420 - Shit. 1045 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:45,670 Do you wanna get rid of him or shall I? 1046 00:52:45,670 --> 00:52:47,480 - You know how many people watch his show. 1047 00:52:47,510 --> 00:52:49,010 - Rob'll freak if he sees him. 1048 00:52:49,010 --> 00:52:49,840 - Okay. 1049 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,390 - Ingo, how long for my sole? 1050 00:52:51,410 --> 00:52:52,790 - Two minutes, mate. 1051 00:52:54,250 --> 00:52:55,730 - Guy Witherspoon's here. 1052 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:56,560 - Shit. 1053 00:52:56,580 --> 00:52:57,520 - Tell me there isn't a problem. 1054 00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:58,960 - No mate. - No problem. 1055 00:52:58,990 --> 00:52:59,960 - [Loz] No problem at all. 1056 00:52:59,990 --> 00:53:00,800 Why would there be a problem? 1057 00:53:00,820 --> 00:53:01,630 - I'm going in. 1058 00:53:01,660 --> 00:53:03,170 - The sou chef's really shy. 1059 00:53:03,190 --> 00:53:04,000 - I don't care. 1060 00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:05,000 - Tipped his face in the chip pan. 1061 00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:05,970 - Nevermind, I... - Horrible burns, you'd... 1062 00:53:05,990 --> 00:53:06,900 - Anything else? 1063 00:53:06,930 --> 00:53:08,840 Bag of crisps? 1064 00:53:08,860 --> 00:53:09,670 - Yeah, I'll do it. 1065 00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:10,950 - No, no, don't bother. 1066 00:53:11,830 --> 00:53:12,700 - What's goin' on? 1067 00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:14,870 - Nothing. - I wasn't askin' you. 1068 00:53:15,940 --> 00:53:16,750 What the hell's goin' on? 1069 00:53:16,770 --> 00:53:17,810 - Look, mate, no. 1070 00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:18,610 Come on, you don't... - You don't wanna see it. 1071 00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:19,350 - I'm going... - You really don't 1072 00:53:19,370 --> 00:53:20,870 wanna see it. - What if I... 1073 00:53:20,870 --> 00:53:23,540 - Rob, they said you weren't here. 1074 00:53:24,710 --> 00:53:25,960 - Guy? 1075 00:53:27,150 --> 00:53:28,400 - Dear boy (laughs). 1076 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:33,360 (Rob laughs) 1077 00:53:33,390 --> 00:53:34,700 - Do you know, he's the only critic 1078 00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:36,330 worth a (speaking in foreign language). 1079 00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,060 - You got time for a little chat-lette? 1080 00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:40,230 - Oh, a quick one. 1081 00:53:40,230 --> 00:53:41,140 Armagnac? 1082 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:42,370 - You remembered, I'm touched. 1083 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:43,810 (Guy speaking in foreign language) 1084 00:53:43,830 --> 00:53:44,710 - I think we have some. 1085 00:53:44,730 --> 00:53:47,030 - Then twist my rubber arm (chuckles). 1086 00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,290 - [Rob] Right. 1087 00:53:53,910 --> 00:53:56,350 Love your tie. - Thank you, darling. 1088 00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:58,350 (liquid sloshing) 1089 00:53:58,380 --> 00:54:01,060 Darling boy, this program immortalizes. 1090 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,830 It can immortalize this lovely place of yours. 1091 00:54:03,850 --> 00:54:09,230 - I'm not interested in immortality, Guy. 1092 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,330 I just wanna feed people. 1093 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:12,400 - What about the team? 1094 00:54:12,430 --> 00:54:13,640 It might be quite pleasant to them, 1095 00:54:13,660 --> 00:54:16,710 might it not tickle them? 1096 00:54:16,730 --> 00:54:17,670 Think it over. 1097 00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:19,910 I will not badger you. 1098 00:54:19,930 --> 00:54:23,410 Call me if you change your mind. 1099 00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:27,940 If and only if you think it might be fun. 1100 00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:29,430 - Hm. 1101 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,910 Are you off? 1102 00:54:34,010 --> 00:54:36,890 - Can't leave that lovely stuff trapped in there. 1103 00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,790 It's cruel. 1104 00:54:39,790 --> 00:54:41,040 Hm. 1105 00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:45,270 (liquid sloshing) 1106 00:54:47,590 --> 00:54:50,930 (clock ticking) 1107 00:54:53,070 --> 00:54:55,350 (door creaking) 1108 00:54:55,370 --> 00:55:01,630 (clock ticking) (floorboards creaking) 1109 00:55:14,150 --> 00:55:15,060 - What are you doin' out here? 1110 00:55:15,090 --> 00:55:17,400 - I'm tryin' to think of somethin' to say. 1111 00:55:17,420 --> 00:55:19,470 - How long's that gonna take ya? 1112 00:55:19,490 --> 00:55:20,740 - Um... 1113 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,910 - You are bloody useless. 1114 00:55:23,930 --> 00:55:26,520 Is this all I get after months of waitin'? 1115 00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:30,150 (Shauna moans) 1116 00:55:30,170 --> 00:55:32,050 Get inside you lovely big burke. 1117 00:55:32,070 --> 00:55:34,340 (Shauna giggles) 1118 00:55:34,340 --> 00:55:35,990 - [Loz] What do you mean months of waitin'? 1119 00:55:36,010 --> 00:55:36,820 - Men! 1120 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:38,290 (Shauna moans) 1121 00:55:38,310 --> 00:55:39,320 (door slams) 1122 00:55:39,350 --> 00:55:40,890 (cereal shaking) 1123 00:55:40,910 --> 00:55:44,460 - Coco Snaps or porridge? 1124 00:55:45,850 --> 00:55:47,400 I know what you mean. 1125 00:55:47,420 --> 00:55:49,630 (cereal clattering) 1126 00:55:49,660 --> 00:55:50,470 Mornin'. 1127 00:55:50,490 --> 00:55:51,360 Opa! 1128 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:52,360 - Sleep well did you? 1129 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,820 - Like a baby. 1130 00:55:56,260 --> 00:56:01,680 - I don't suppose you wanna be on TV do you? 1131 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:06,320 - What, he wants to do "Food for Thought" from here? 1132 00:56:06,340 --> 00:56:07,630 Seriously (laughs)? 1133 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:12,710 - So that's a no then? 1134 00:56:12,710 --> 00:56:17,030 (Shauna moaning) (Loz moaning) 1135 00:56:17,050 --> 00:56:17,880 - What's going on? 1136 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,390 - They're playing some stupid game. 1137 00:56:20,390 --> 00:56:23,470 - I am going to be a TV star. 1138 00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:24,500 - "Food for Thought"? 1139 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:25,330 - [Loz] Oh yes. 1140 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:26,340 (Shauna squeals) 1141 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,040 (Shauna laughs) (Loz laughs) 1142 00:56:28,060 --> 00:56:29,310 - Give him a call. 1143 00:56:29,860 --> 00:56:31,060 - Come on. 1144 00:56:31,060 --> 00:56:32,320 - Oh. 1145 00:56:34,030 --> 00:56:35,530 Shall I do the tea then? 1146 00:56:37,870 --> 00:56:39,150 - So we start outside? - Yep. 1147 00:56:39,170 --> 00:56:39,980 - [Man] We'll get Guy 1148 00:56:40,010 --> 00:56:40,780 to do the introduction. - That's... 1149 00:56:40,810 --> 00:56:42,520 (Guy snoring) 1150 00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:46,300 - I'm sorry, just, just look at him! 1151 00:56:46,910 --> 00:56:48,390 - It's your aftershave. 1152 00:56:48,410 --> 00:56:51,960 It's damaged my olfactory receptors. 1153 00:56:51,990 --> 00:56:53,830 - I can't work with him any longer. 1154 00:56:53,850 --> 00:56:58,070 - You need me. 1155 00:56:58,690 --> 00:57:03,240 - All right, let's all stay calm shall we? 1156 00:57:03,900 --> 00:57:05,710 Now we shoot on the 17th. 1157 00:57:05,730 --> 00:57:08,740 I promise that Guy will be there sober and on time. 1158 00:57:08,770 --> 00:57:10,580 - No, no Tanya. 1159 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:14,380 What have I told you about making promises? 1160 00:57:14,410 --> 00:57:15,490 - Terry? 1161 00:57:15,510 --> 00:57:18,840 (playful music) 1162 00:57:19,380 --> 00:57:21,890 Terry here will be making sure 1163 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,880 that nothing untoward occurs. 1164 00:57:25,890 --> 00:57:27,140 Won't you, Terry? 1165 00:57:27,690 --> 00:57:30,070 - Mr. Witherspoon will be at the appointed place 1166 00:57:30,090 --> 00:57:32,540 at the appointed time ready to go 1167 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,460 as clean as a whistle, as pure as the driven. 1168 00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:40,580 Not a drop of alcohol will pass his lips until then. 1169 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,080 - You can't do that. 1170 00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:43,350 - Really? 1171 00:57:43,870 --> 00:57:45,120 Watch me. 1172 00:57:47,410 --> 00:57:52,080 (helicopter engine rumbling) 1173 00:57:52,310 --> 00:57:53,690 - Are we expecting anyone? 1174 00:57:53,710 --> 00:57:59,530 (helicopter engine whirring) (upbeat music) 1175 00:57:59,550 --> 00:58:00,730 Flash bastard. 1176 00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:05,570 (helicopter engine whirring) (upbeat music) 1177 00:58:05,590 --> 00:58:08,070 He's landing on my bloody croquet lawn! 1178 00:58:08,090 --> 00:58:14,350 (upbeat music) (helicopter engine whirring) 1179 00:58:35,350 --> 00:58:37,440 - Sorry to ruin your little game. 1180 00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:39,640 I think the pilot got a bit lost. 1181 00:58:39,660 --> 00:58:41,740 - Oh, you coulda fooled me, son. 1182 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,910 - You don't know where Rob Haley's Boot is, do ya? 1183 00:58:43,930 --> 00:58:44,840 - What? 1184 00:58:44,860 --> 00:58:48,240 - It's that way at the end of the drive. 1185 00:58:48,270 --> 00:58:49,080 - Okay, nice one. 1186 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:49,910 Cheers. 1187 00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:52,250 (upbeat music) 1188 00:58:52,270 --> 00:58:53,080 - Right, that's it. 1189 00:58:53,110 --> 00:58:53,870 Game over. 1190 00:58:53,870 --> 00:58:56,490 - Not 'til you hit the post. 1191 00:58:56,510 --> 00:58:59,680 (upbeat music) 1192 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,830 - (chuckles) I think the croquette 1193 00:59:04,850 --> 00:59:08,160 went very well with the skate. 1194 00:59:08,190 --> 00:59:09,200 - The (speaking in foreign language) 1195 00:59:09,220 --> 00:59:10,530 might've been a better choice, 1196 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,540 but you got to love the way he does the butter. 1197 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,560 Blackened to perfection and exactly 1198 00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:17,970 the right amount of capers. 1199 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:22,040 - Who woulda thought you could do that with a carrot? 1200 00:59:22,070 --> 00:59:23,050 (men laughing) 1201 00:59:23,070 --> 00:59:24,530 - I can definitely help. 1202 00:59:25,870 --> 00:59:28,150 You're forgetting about my military training. 1203 00:59:28,170 --> 00:59:29,850 - I thought you were kicked out 1204 00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,220 of the territorials 'cause all 1205 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,320 you ever did was go to the dinners. 1206 00:59:33,350 --> 00:59:34,860 - I wasn't kicked out. 1207 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,290 I was asked to leave. 1208 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:37,130 (Max chuckles) 1209 00:59:37,150 --> 00:59:38,230 And what's the plan? 1210 00:59:38,250 --> 00:59:39,500 - Don't move. 1211 00:59:40,420 --> 00:59:42,090 I'll be back in a minute. 1212 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,320 Operation ratatouille (chuckles). 1213 00:59:57,740 --> 00:59:58,750 - [Rob] What, what's wrong with it? 1214 00:59:58,770 --> 00:59:59,650 - It's not what they ordered. 1215 00:59:59,670 --> 01:00:00,880 Dude, it's gettin' nasty out there. 1216 01:00:00,910 --> 01:00:02,050 - It's not much better in here. 1217 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:02,940 Tell 'em it's all we got. 1218 01:00:02,940 --> 01:00:04,850 Tell 'em it's on the house. 1219 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:06,320 The steak's gone, the halibut's finished 1220 01:00:06,350 --> 01:00:07,520 and there's no more salad, Loz. 1221 01:00:07,550 --> 01:00:08,780 - [Loz] Well, they won't like it. 1222 01:00:08,780 --> 01:00:09,620 - Ow. 1223 01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:10,450 Oh! - What? 1224 01:00:10,450 --> 01:00:11,860 What did you do? - No, it's... 1225 01:00:11,890 --> 01:00:12,830 - Did you get hurt? 1226 01:00:12,850 --> 01:00:15,500 What did you do? - No, it's okay, it's okay. 1227 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:18,730 (gentle music) 1228 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:28,300 (playful music) 1229 01:00:29,070 --> 01:00:30,510 (woman giggles) 1230 01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:33,380 - Did you ever find your nickers my darling? 1231 01:00:33,410 --> 01:00:35,700 - I really wanted that one. 1232 01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:38,520 - Then you shall have it. 1233 01:00:39,210 --> 01:00:43,530 I know the owner. 1234 01:00:43,550 --> 01:00:45,470 - I wouldn't go in there, mate. 1235 01:00:47,990 --> 01:00:49,230 - Is that so? 1236 01:00:49,260 --> 01:00:50,870 (playful music) 1237 01:00:50,890 --> 01:00:54,770 (objects clattering) 1238 01:00:58,430 --> 01:00:59,740 What the bloody hell is going on? 1239 01:00:59,770 --> 01:01:01,480 - Whoa, excuse me. 1240 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:02,750 - Listen here moon face, 1241 01:01:02,770 --> 01:01:04,710 I'm an expert at martial arts. 1242 01:01:04,740 --> 01:01:06,550 Woo! 1243 01:01:06,570 --> 01:01:08,370 - Well I'm in a blind panic. 1244 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,350 - Thank you. 1245 01:01:12,350 --> 01:01:13,490 Right (finger snapping). 1246 01:01:13,510 --> 01:01:14,460 You're coming with me. 1247 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,060 - You didn't just snap your fingers at me. 1248 01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:17,330 - I did. 1249 01:01:18,350 --> 01:01:23,000 - You know a kitchen's a very dangerous place, James. 1250 01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:24,970 Anything could happen. 1251 01:01:24,990 --> 01:01:26,280 - Leave, now. 1252 01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:31,640 - You haven't heard the last of this. 1253 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,080 (all laughing) 1254 01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:38,200 Mike Tango? 1255 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,080 This is Juliette Foxtrot. 1256 01:01:40,110 --> 01:01:41,780 No Max, it's James. 1257 01:01:41,810 --> 01:01:43,150 Operation Moussaka is a go. 1258 01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:45,890 I repeat, Operation Moussaka is a go. 1259 01:01:46,550 --> 01:01:48,170 - Bless you. 1260 01:01:49,550 --> 01:01:50,460 Cheers. (glasses clinking) 1261 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:51,730 - Cheers. 1262 01:01:56,660 --> 01:01:57,970 - So? 1263 01:01:57,990 --> 01:01:59,200 - What? 1264 01:01:59,230 --> 01:02:01,140 - So what are you gonna do about Kate? 1265 01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,470 - Do? 1266 01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:04,170 - Well, she fancies you, you fancy her. 1267 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:05,230 - Well, hello there Oprah. 1268 01:02:05,230 --> 01:02:06,840 I didn't recognize you there for a moment. 1269 01:02:06,870 --> 01:02:08,840 - I'm tryin' to do you a favor. 1270 01:02:08,870 --> 01:02:11,380 - Great, well look after Michelle for me will ya? 1271 01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,180 I'm poppin' out for a bit. 1272 01:02:13,210 --> 01:02:14,020 - You are? 1273 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:15,520 - Mm hm. 1274 01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:19,820 - Oh. 1275 01:02:19,850 --> 01:02:21,100 Oh (laughs). 1276 01:02:22,980 --> 01:02:25,400 Well knock me down with a feather then. 1277 01:02:26,750 --> 01:02:30,010 (gentle music) 1278 01:02:33,260 --> 01:02:34,670 - Shh! 1279 01:02:34,690 --> 01:02:36,670 - Do you know how daft this is? 1280 01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:38,540 I feel like I'm a teenager. 1281 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,380 I mean, this is legal. 1282 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:44,550 - I know but I'm still his little girl so shh. 1283 01:02:44,570 --> 01:02:45,380 - Okay. 1284 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:48,660 (gentle music) 1285 01:03:12,570 --> 01:03:18,110 I have to tell you (throat clears), it's been awhile. 1286 01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:18,970 - Me too. 1287 01:03:18,970 --> 01:03:22,230 (gentle music) 1288 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:42,200 I need to tell you something. 1289 01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:45,210 - [Rob] What? 1290 01:03:45,230 --> 01:03:47,580 A few tips on technique? 1291 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,240 - No. 1292 01:03:49,270 --> 01:03:51,310 - Always the critic. 1293 01:03:51,340 --> 01:03:52,590 So what do I get? 1294 01:03:57,180 --> 01:03:58,220 - Three. 1295 01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,820 - Three? - Mm. 1296 01:03:59,850 --> 01:04:01,460 Three stars out of five. 1297 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:02,350 - Oh. 1298 01:04:02,350 --> 01:04:03,680 - [Kate] Trust me, you don't want five. 1299 01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:04,520 - You don't? 1300 01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,020 - No. 1301 01:04:06,020 --> 01:04:08,400 Five stars out of five means you're a professional 1302 01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:09,830 and that's not good in bed, 1303 01:04:09,860 --> 01:04:11,900 that's just kinda creepy. 1304 01:04:11,930 --> 01:04:18,180 But a talented amateur who does it with sincerity, 1305 01:04:18,860 --> 01:04:20,410 that's way better. 1306 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,910 - Hm, come here then. 1307 01:04:31,540 --> 01:04:32,550 (Rob moans) 1308 01:04:32,550 --> 01:04:35,190 (playful music) 1309 01:04:35,210 --> 01:04:36,470 - The Boot. 1310 01:04:38,650 --> 01:04:41,030 I'll give him the boot. 1311 01:04:42,220 --> 01:04:43,370 - You sure you're okay? 1312 01:04:43,390 --> 01:04:44,870 - Yes. 1313 01:04:44,890 --> 01:04:47,350 She comes first and she should (sighs). 1314 01:04:48,890 --> 01:04:50,230 - All right. 1315 01:04:50,230 --> 01:04:53,360 (Kate laughs) 1316 01:05:01,510 --> 01:05:04,720 (Kate giggles) 1317 01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:08,960 (Kate sighs) 1318 01:05:08,980 --> 01:05:12,320 (playful music) 1319 01:05:17,820 --> 01:05:24,080 (engine rumbling) (pensive music) 1320 01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:37,760 (rats squeaking) (pensive music) 1321 01:05:44,620 --> 01:05:47,230 (latch clangs) 1322 01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:48,700 - [Michelle] Dad? 1323 01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:49,970 - Hm? 1324 01:05:50,420 --> 01:05:52,700 - I think there's someone outside. 1325 01:05:52,730 --> 01:05:56,410 - It's probably just a fox or something sweetheart. 1326 01:05:56,430 --> 01:05:57,510 Go back to bed. 1327 01:05:57,530 --> 01:06:00,870 (pensive music) 1328 01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:13,980 (health inspector knocking) 1329 01:06:13,980 --> 01:06:15,190 - Mr. Haley? 1330 01:06:15,210 --> 01:06:16,060 Mr. Robert Haley? 1331 01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,190 - Yeah. 1332 01:06:17,220 --> 01:06:18,470 - Health and Safety. 1333 01:06:19,150 --> 01:06:21,450 Do you have somewhere I can get changed? 1334 01:06:22,820 --> 01:06:24,070 - What's this about? 1335 01:06:25,220 --> 01:06:26,930 - There's been a complaint. 1336 01:06:27,660 --> 01:06:29,400 - What sort of complaint? 1337 01:06:29,430 --> 01:06:31,810 - I couldn't possibly say. 1338 01:06:33,170 --> 01:06:34,420 - Who was it? 1339 01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:38,320 - You should know better than that, Sir. 1340 01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,070 - Do you want some coffee? 1341 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,060 - Oh dear. 1342 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:50,180 Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. 1343 01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:52,020 (Rob groans) 1344 01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:53,350 That is disgusting. 1345 01:06:54,020 --> 01:06:55,190 I'm giving you an official warning. 1346 01:06:55,190 --> 01:06:57,300 You're in breech of health standards regulations. 1347 01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:00,700 (rats squeaking) 1348 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:05,740 - I don't want some bloody publican from London turn 1349 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,740 the entire village into a carpark and ruin for everyone. 1350 01:07:08,770 --> 01:07:10,080 - For you, you mean. 1351 01:07:10,100 --> 01:07:11,480 - For everyone. 1352 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:13,870 - Change the record, darling. 1353 01:07:13,870 --> 01:07:15,620 You haven't had a hit for years. 1354 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:19,810 - I suppose a boiled egg's out of the question? 1355 01:07:28,690 --> 01:07:29,940 - Morning, Dad. 1356 01:07:34,060 --> 01:07:35,310 - Good morning. 1357 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:38,310 - I've got a surprise for you. 1358 01:07:38,330 --> 01:07:39,140 - Oh? 1359 01:07:39,170 --> 01:07:40,570 - Mm hm. 1360 01:07:40,570 --> 01:07:41,840 Close your eyes. 1361 01:07:41,870 --> 01:07:45,040 (gentle music) 1362 01:07:52,850 --> 01:07:54,120 Open wide. 1363 01:07:54,150 --> 01:07:55,400 - Ah. 1364 01:07:59,390 --> 01:08:02,850 Oh, it's wonderful. 1365 01:08:03,060 --> 01:08:05,070 - Amazing, huh? 1366 01:08:05,090 --> 01:08:06,870 - Absolutely. 1367 01:08:06,890 --> 01:08:11,190 - He's gifted and he has the cutest daughter. 1368 01:08:13,530 --> 01:08:15,480 - You're happy here then? 1369 01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:18,920 - Mm (chuckles). 1370 01:08:22,110 --> 01:08:23,550 You okay? 1371 01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:25,190 - Never better darling. 1372 01:08:25,210 --> 01:08:26,460 Never better. 1373 01:08:29,010 --> 01:08:30,830 (officer knocking) (pensive music) 1374 01:08:30,850 --> 01:08:32,100 - Now what? 1375 01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:35,530 - I have a warrant to search the premises. 1376 01:08:35,550 --> 01:08:36,370 - Of course you do. 1377 01:08:36,390 --> 01:08:37,330 What for? 1378 01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:39,290 - I'm sorry Sir, I couldn't possibly say. 1379 01:08:39,290 --> 01:08:40,670 - Of course you can't. 1380 01:08:40,690 --> 01:08:41,740 You better come in. 1381 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:42,900 How the hell did they know? 1382 01:08:42,930 --> 01:08:43,740 - I haven't got a clue. 1383 01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:49,980 (James knocking) (pensive music) 1384 01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:53,750 - What's this? 1385 01:08:53,770 --> 01:08:56,520 - You've been closed pending a review by the council. 1386 01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:58,020 It's a summons. 1387 01:08:58,040 --> 01:08:59,790 There have been a lot of complaints. 1388 01:08:59,810 --> 01:09:01,900 You've outstayed your welcome. 1389 01:09:03,150 --> 01:09:05,150 You know, the chap who normally does this 1390 01:09:05,150 --> 01:09:07,030 gets paid 10 pounds an hour. 1391 01:09:07,050 --> 01:09:10,470 I gave him 200 to let me do this one. 1392 01:09:10,490 --> 01:09:12,570 Best money I ever spent. 1393 01:09:13,230 --> 01:09:14,480 One more thing. 1394 01:09:16,660 --> 01:09:18,000 She's mine. 1395 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,140 Keep your hands off. 1396 01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:23,040 There's a good chap or things could get really nasty. 1397 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,500 (James chuckles) 1398 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:26,840 I almost forgot. 1399 01:09:27,610 --> 01:09:29,480 Ever wondered who wrote that review 1400 01:09:29,510 --> 01:09:31,260 you have up in your kitchen? 1401 01:09:32,510 --> 01:09:34,160 - Kate? 1402 01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:35,220 - I see you have. 1403 01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:36,500 Well done. 1404 01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:38,330 Clever you. 1405 01:09:39,820 --> 01:09:41,400 See you next Tuesday. 1406 01:09:44,490 --> 01:09:48,490 - Kate's boyfriend and her dad have shut us down. 1407 01:09:48,860 --> 01:09:50,400 - Kate's got a boyfriend? 1408 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:54,450 - Hi. 1409 01:09:58,500 --> 01:10:00,380 Good morning to you too. 1410 01:10:01,370 --> 01:10:03,040 What's up with Grumpy? 1411 01:10:04,210 --> 01:10:06,360 - They're closing us down. 1412 01:10:06,380 --> 01:10:07,630 - What? 1413 01:10:13,220 --> 01:10:15,220 - Kate, leave him alone. 1414 01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:16,800 - They can't do this. 1415 01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:17,890 - They have. 1416 01:10:17,890 --> 01:10:18,720 - What can I do? 1417 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:19,800 - I think you've done quite enough. 1418 01:10:19,830 --> 01:10:20,800 - What do you mean? 1419 01:10:20,830 --> 01:10:22,540 - You dad, Forester, they signed 1420 01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,140 the complaint and your boyfriend left these. 1421 01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:25,970 - Oh my God. 1422 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,180 - Oh, so they are yours? 1423 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,380 - He is not my boyfriend and I swear, 1424 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:31,400 I don't know where he got these. 1425 01:10:33,070 --> 01:10:34,480 - Do you know anything about this? 1426 01:10:34,510 --> 01:10:36,020 - I've been trying to tell you. 1427 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,820 - Of course you have. 1428 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:38,790 Get out. 1429 01:10:38,810 --> 01:10:39,620 - Oh, Rob please, 1430 01:10:39,650 --> 01:10:42,190 don't do this. - Get out. 1431 01:10:42,650 --> 01:10:46,240 - You were cooking crap before and you know it. 1432 01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:47,730 And if you'd think I'd screw 1433 01:10:47,750 --> 01:10:49,000 you over then you don't know me very well. 1434 01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:50,730 - Well, ain't that the truth? 1435 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:52,010 Get out. 1436 01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:57,410 - Just because your wife died and you have a cute kid, 1437 01:10:57,430 --> 01:10:58,670 that doesn't give you the right to be a... 1438 01:10:58,700 --> 01:10:59,540 - Okay, thank you, bye. 1439 01:10:59,570 --> 01:11:00,810 Close the door on your way out. 1440 01:11:00,830 --> 01:11:02,080 Oh, and Kate? 1441 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,250 Do me a favor. 1442 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:06,920 Don't say goodbye to Michelle. 1443 01:11:09,780 --> 01:11:11,820 (paper crinkling) 1444 01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,970 (paper thuds) 1445 01:11:15,450 --> 01:11:16,390 (Rob sighs) 1446 01:11:16,420 --> 01:11:19,670 (gentle music) 1447 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:39,210 (geese honking) 1448 01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:45,490 (gentle music) (birds chirping) 1449 01:11:52,390 --> 01:11:54,730 What the hell is... 1450 01:11:54,750 --> 01:11:56,150 Hey! 1451 01:11:56,150 --> 01:11:57,300 (Rob knocking) 1452 01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:58,230 Hey! 1453 01:11:58,260 --> 01:11:59,700 What the hell are you doin'? 1454 01:11:59,730 --> 01:12:02,980 (Rob knocking) 1455 01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:04,640 What? 1456 01:12:04,660 --> 01:12:06,410 - You Rob Haley? - Yes. 1457 01:12:06,430 --> 01:12:07,280 - Good. 1458 01:12:07,300 --> 01:12:09,240 Her royal highness will be here at 11. 1459 01:12:09,270 --> 01:12:12,980 You gotta be ready by then or there's gonna be hell to pay. 1460 01:12:13,170 --> 01:12:14,480 - Who, royal highness? 1461 01:12:14,510 --> 01:12:15,820 - Guy. 1462 01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:17,090 Witherspoon. 1463 01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:19,930 - Loz! 1464 01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:22,850 - If they close us down we get one great moment. 1465 01:12:22,850 --> 01:12:24,160 If they don't, who knows? 1466 01:12:24,180 --> 01:12:25,020 - Well, then who's gonna cook? 1467 01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:26,270 You? 1468 01:12:32,190 --> 01:12:35,690 It's a pity we got rid of the microwave. 1469 01:12:35,690 --> 01:12:40,240 Just warm this up and you'll be fine. 1470 01:12:40,270 --> 01:12:41,310 - Did you see the slaying he gave 1471 01:12:41,330 --> 01:12:42,810 that gastro pub last week? 1472 01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,700 It was cold blooded murder. 1473 01:12:44,700 --> 01:12:45,700 - [Rob] You'll be all right. 1474 01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:46,520 - Of course you will. 1475 01:12:46,540 --> 01:12:47,480 You'll be fine. 1476 01:12:47,510 --> 01:12:49,020 - [Michelle] He'd be finer if Kate was here. 1477 01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:52,670 - Michelle, sometimes grownups fall out. 1478 01:12:53,550 --> 01:12:55,320 Come and give me a good luck hug. 1479 01:12:55,350 --> 01:12:56,640 - Bite me. 1480 01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:03,050 (playful music) 1481 01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:07,500 - So, I can have a glass of wine when I finish, 1482 01:13:07,530 --> 01:13:08,470 is that right, Tanya? 1483 01:13:08,490 --> 01:13:09,560 - Yes, Guy. 1484 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:11,060 - As long as everyone's aware. 1485 01:13:11,060 --> 01:13:16,710 (playful music) (engine rumbling) 1486 01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:22,990 (gentle music) (birds chirping) 1487 01:13:28,010 --> 01:13:28,990 - You can do it. 1488 01:13:29,010 --> 01:13:29,820 - Of course you can. 1489 01:13:29,850 --> 01:13:31,600 - You'll be great, really great. 1490 01:13:33,050 --> 01:13:35,560 - We have a critic to impress. 1491 01:13:35,590 --> 01:13:37,170 - Thank God. 1492 01:13:37,190 --> 01:13:38,000 - What about the hearing? 1493 01:13:38,020 --> 01:13:39,330 - Well, if they don't want us here 1494 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,530 then we'll just have to go somewhere where they do won't we? 1495 01:13:42,830 --> 01:13:44,310 Come on! 1496 01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:47,750 (birds chirping) 1497 01:13:48,570 --> 01:13:51,530 - How much longer Mr. Forester? 1498 01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:53,520 - He should be here in a few minutes. 1499 01:13:53,540 --> 01:13:56,250 (knife thudding) 1500 01:13:56,270 --> 01:13:59,320 - At my signal unleash hell. 1501 01:14:00,780 --> 01:14:03,320 (upbeat music) 1502 01:14:03,350 --> 01:14:05,160 - Where's Mr. Haley? 1503 01:14:05,180 --> 01:14:08,230 - He probably realizes it's a lost cause. 1504 01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:14,510 (upbeat music) (pan sizzling) 1505 01:14:17,860 --> 01:14:22,740 (knife thudding) (upbeat music) 1506 01:14:22,770 --> 01:14:29,020 (engine rumbling) (upbeat music) 1507 01:14:36,310 --> 01:14:39,940 (tires screeching) 1508 01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:43,030 - Sorry I'm late. 1509 01:14:43,060 --> 01:14:45,490 - Kate, darling so glad you came. 1510 01:14:45,490 --> 01:14:46,490 - Oh yeah? 1511 01:14:46,490 --> 01:14:48,970 - How 'bout dinner this evening to celebrate? 1512 01:14:48,990 --> 01:14:50,570 - Oh. 1513 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:54,980 You might wanna stick these back in your collection. 1514 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,710 Gap hasn't made them like this in 10 years 1515 01:14:56,740 --> 01:14:59,070 and I bet they look real cute on you. 1516 01:15:00,110 --> 01:15:01,730 - How do you know... 1517 01:15:07,580 --> 01:15:09,850 - Mr. Templeton will not be joining us this morning 1518 01:15:09,850 --> 01:15:12,520 but he would like to withdraw all his complaints. 1519 01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:13,770 - What? 1520 01:15:14,420 --> 01:15:17,300 - And I am here on behalf of Mr. Haley. 1521 01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:18,670 - Kate, you can't. 1522 01:15:18,690 --> 01:15:19,630 - Watch me. 1523 01:15:19,660 --> 01:15:21,780 - Could we just get on with this, please? 1524 01:15:22,530 --> 01:15:24,070 - Right. 1525 01:15:24,100 --> 01:15:25,970 Let's start with the rats. 1526 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,370 - Oh, your special subject Mr. Forester? 1527 01:15:28,370 --> 01:15:31,180 - There's a rather long list of complaints. 1528 01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:33,480 - All complete crap. 1529 01:15:33,510 --> 01:15:34,870 I'm sorry can I say that here? 1530 01:15:34,870 --> 01:15:36,150 - The parking issues? 1531 01:15:36,170 --> 01:15:37,210 - What parking issues? 1532 01:15:37,210 --> 01:15:38,040 - Miss Templeton... 1533 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:39,850 (Kate chuckles) 1534 01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:41,380 The Hell's Angels? 1535 01:15:41,380 --> 01:15:42,550 - You're kidding, right? 1536 01:15:42,550 --> 01:15:45,160 - Miss Templeton, I warn you if you interrupt again 1537 01:15:45,180 --> 01:15:47,520 we will eject you from the proceeding. 1538 01:15:48,990 --> 01:15:53,700 - All Rob Haley does is be a great cook and a great dad. 1539 01:15:53,730 --> 01:15:56,650 If that's a crime then we're all screwed. 1540 01:15:58,730 --> 01:16:00,880 - There must've been at least 100 cars trying 1541 01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:02,070 to get into the village. 1542 01:16:02,070 --> 01:16:04,180 You couldn't breathe because of the fumes. 1543 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:06,050 There were even coaches of tourists. 1544 01:16:06,070 --> 01:16:08,350 - One coach and it's not like 1545 01:16:08,370 --> 01:16:10,650 they were on a gastronomic pilgrimage. 1546 01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:13,290 It was a bunch of bare ass drunken rugby players. 1547 01:16:13,310 --> 01:16:14,390 - Out. 1548 01:16:14,410 --> 01:16:15,620 - If you can't get it through your pea sized brain 1549 01:16:15,650 --> 01:16:17,330 that he's been lying for... - Out! 1550 01:16:17,350 --> 01:16:20,860 - Kate, sometimes discretion is the better part of valor. 1551 01:16:20,890 --> 01:16:23,330 - You think valor's a couch covering. 1552 01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:25,400 - Out Miss Templeton. 1553 01:16:37,070 --> 01:16:38,320 - Bye Kate. 1554 01:16:42,940 --> 01:16:45,990 - One last thing, Mr. Forester if I may, 1555 01:16:46,010 --> 01:16:50,950 the Hell's Angel, what kind of motorcycle was it? 1556 01:16:50,950 --> 01:16:54,500 (engine rumbling) 1557 01:16:56,450 --> 01:16:59,730 - Here we are on this splendid, crisp, autumnal day 1558 01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:03,040 barely an hour away from the fleshpots of London, 1559 01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:08,130 deep in the Arcadian splendors of the British countryside. 1560 01:17:08,130 --> 01:17:12,640 And we're here to have lunch at The Boot. 1561 01:17:13,740 --> 01:17:20,000 Here it must be said despite the manifest splendors 1562 01:17:20,210 --> 01:17:22,190 and beauty surrounding us, 1563 01:17:22,210 --> 01:17:24,650 we are in a culinary desert, 1564 01:17:24,650 --> 01:17:26,960 a culinary desert relieved by Rob Haley 1565 01:17:26,990 --> 01:17:30,300 and his team who have created a veritable oasis 1566 01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:35,830 serving British food with honest heart. 1567 01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:37,150 Shall we go in? 1568 01:17:37,660 --> 01:17:38,500 - Cut! 1569 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:40,250 Straight through, not a stumble. 1570 01:18:00,690 --> 01:18:02,400 - That looks good enough to eat. 1571 01:18:02,420 --> 01:18:03,670 - Go. 1572 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:13,620 (birds chirping) 1573 01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:18,830 - A modest little selection but very carefully chosen. 1574 01:18:20,270 --> 01:18:23,610 (wine sloshing) 1575 01:18:28,810 --> 01:18:34,530 Warm salmon mousse with an English asparagus sauce and... 1576 01:18:34,550 --> 01:18:36,160 - When you've finished. 1577 01:18:36,190 --> 01:18:38,060 - Cut, go. - Have you gone 1578 01:18:38,060 --> 01:18:39,310 completely mad? 1579 01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:41,700 - Don't panic. 1580 01:18:41,730 --> 01:18:42,980 It's apple juice. 1581 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,840 - [Director] Guy, if you don't mind 1582 01:18:44,860 --> 01:18:46,880 we've got two more courses. 1583 01:18:46,900 --> 01:18:49,360 Just give us an opinion would you love? 1584 01:18:49,730 --> 01:18:50,990 Action. 1585 01:18:58,480 --> 01:18:59,690 - Perfect. 1586 01:18:59,710 --> 01:19:03,860 Beautiful textures, extraordinary combination of flavors. 1587 01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:04,990 Inspirational. 1588 01:19:05,020 --> 01:19:08,350 (door creaking) 1589 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:12,970 So there we have it. 1590 01:19:12,990 --> 01:19:15,670 Another excellent meal in convivial surroundings. 1591 01:19:15,690 --> 01:19:17,640 Further proof if any further proof were needed 1592 01:19:17,660 --> 01:19:20,570 that in the culinary stakes we can look 1593 01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:25,680 our continental cousins squarely in the eye. 1594 01:19:25,700 --> 01:19:31,090 So, as the good guide says, worth the detour. 1595 01:19:31,110 --> 01:19:33,820 (Guy speaking in foreign language) 1596 01:19:33,850 --> 01:19:35,100 - And that's a wrap! 1597 01:19:35,710 --> 01:19:36,520 Don't believe it. 1598 01:19:36,550 --> 01:19:37,800 There is a God. 1599 01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:50,810 (wine sloshing) (Guy exhales) 1600 01:19:53,430 --> 01:19:56,350 - Oh for goodness sake sit down will you? 1601 01:19:57,900 --> 01:19:58,710 Have a glass. 1602 01:19:58,740 --> 01:19:59,780 - Not for me thanks. 1603 01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:02,250 Couldn't bare the thought of starting over again. 1604 01:20:02,270 --> 01:20:06,190 Two years, 127 days. 1605 01:20:06,210 --> 01:20:07,460 - Oh, well. 1606 01:20:09,150 --> 01:20:11,150 Why don't you have some of this? 1607 01:20:12,750 --> 01:20:15,200 Sherry free I promise you. 1608 01:20:15,220 --> 01:20:18,810 Absolutely marvelous. 1609 01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:24,740 - Nice. 1610 01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:31,020 (engine rumbling) (upbeat music) 1611 01:20:34,940 --> 01:20:36,190 - Hey Alfie. 1612 01:20:36,740 --> 01:20:38,390 Have our last pint. 1613 01:20:38,410 --> 01:20:42,490 - Oh, mind if I call Bertie? 1614 01:20:42,510 --> 01:20:43,560 - The more the merrier. 1615 01:20:43,580 --> 01:20:44,890 There's half a barrel left. 1616 01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:45,960 - Oh (chuckles). 1617 01:20:45,980 --> 01:20:52,240 (engine rumbling) (upbeat music) 1618 01:20:58,030 --> 01:21:01,570 - Oh great, the mystery Hell's Angel. 1619 01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:03,810 - Oh, how very flattering. 1620 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:04,980 - Bloody hell. 1621 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,540 - Yes, indeed. 1622 01:21:06,540 --> 01:21:08,750 I've come to tell you that you can reopen. 1623 01:21:08,770 --> 01:21:10,150 - How? 1624 01:21:10,180 --> 01:21:11,020 Why? 1625 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:12,210 - Well, I suggest you put your tongue 1626 01:21:12,210 --> 01:21:14,690 back in your mouth, get in your car and go and ask Kate. 1627 01:21:14,710 --> 01:21:15,760 - No. 1628 01:21:15,780 --> 01:21:18,550 - Why are men so ridiculously obtuse sometimes? 1629 01:21:18,550 --> 01:21:19,960 - I'm sorry? 1630 01:21:19,990 --> 01:21:21,530 - Who do you think came to the council 1631 01:21:21,550 --> 01:21:24,470 this morning on your behalf and saved your bacon? 1632 01:21:24,490 --> 01:21:25,300 - You're joking? 1633 01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:26,570 - No, I'm not. 1634 01:21:27,530 --> 01:21:30,900 - Yeah, but she still wrote that bloody awful review. 1635 01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:31,730 - Rob... 1636 01:21:31,730 --> 01:21:32,560 - In a minute. 1637 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:33,400 - Rob... - Jesus Loz, 1638 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:34,230 get the man a drink. 1639 01:21:34,230 --> 01:21:35,480 - Rob? - Yeah, what? 1640 01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:37,180 - Don't be a bloody fool! 1641 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,040 She did you a favor. 1642 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:43,380 ♪ Whatever happened to the mirror ♪ 1643 01:21:43,410 --> 01:21:45,220 ♪ That showed me a happy face 1644 01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:46,390 - Christ. 1645 01:21:46,410 --> 01:21:48,790 - And despite everything she still actually likes you. 1646 01:21:48,810 --> 01:21:49,660 - She does? 1647 01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:51,290 - So if you don't go after her now... 1648 01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:52,360 - Where is she? 1649 01:21:52,380 --> 01:21:54,700 (engine rumbling) 1650 01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:56,160 - She's left for the airport. 1651 01:21:56,190 --> 01:22:02,000 ♪ Good things come and come unto who those who wait ♪ 1652 01:22:02,030 --> 01:22:03,170 ♪ Whatever happened 1653 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:05,240 - [Loz] You know he never goes over 20 miles an hour. 1654 01:22:05,260 --> 01:22:06,910 - He's gonna have to do better than that. 1655 01:22:06,930 --> 01:22:07,840 - No chance. 1656 01:22:07,870 --> 01:22:11,410 (engine rumbling) 1657 01:22:14,510 --> 01:22:17,720 Well, I better get that paint. 1658 01:22:17,740 --> 01:22:21,060 ♪ Gotta look myself in the eye 1659 01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:24,950 ♪ And say it's gonna be all right ♪ 1660 01:22:24,950 --> 01:22:26,730 ♪ And I do everything 1661 01:22:26,750 --> 01:22:31,700 ♪ I'll be all right all the time ♪ 1662 01:22:31,720 --> 01:22:36,000 ♪ We've gotta take these chances tonight ♪ 1663 01:22:36,030 --> 01:22:39,300 ♪ It's gonna be all right 1664 01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:45,050 ♪ Gotta see things at the time 1665 01:22:45,070 --> 01:22:48,200 ♪ At the time 1666 01:22:53,210 --> 01:22:54,310 (gate crashing) 1667 01:22:54,310 --> 01:22:55,560 (tires squealing) 1668 01:22:55,580 --> 01:22:56,810 (car crashes) 1669 01:22:56,810 --> 01:23:00,360 (engine rumbling) 1670 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:09,640 - I'm sorry. 1671 01:23:09,660 --> 01:23:12,830 (engine rumbling) 1672 01:23:12,830 --> 01:23:14,580 You must be joking. 1673 01:23:15,100 --> 01:23:16,640 Kate, stop! 1674 01:23:19,740 --> 01:23:20,990 Stop! 1675 01:23:29,010 --> 01:23:32,560 (engine rumbling) 1676 01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:49,450 (door slams) 1677 01:23:50,700 --> 01:23:51,810 - See? 1678 01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:53,710 I've never hit a thing even if it deserved hitting. 1679 01:23:53,710 --> 01:23:56,710 So it's 15 miles per hour or this? 1680 01:23:56,710 --> 01:23:58,190 - All or nothing. 1681 01:23:58,210 --> 01:23:59,790 - It's kinda hard on the car isn't it? 1682 01:23:59,810 --> 01:24:01,460 - Well, you gotta take risks once in awhile. 1683 01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:03,190 - Is that a fact? 1684 01:24:03,220 --> 01:24:04,220 - I've been an idiot. 1685 01:24:04,220 --> 01:24:05,360 - Yes, you have. 1686 01:24:05,380 --> 01:24:06,790 - And you were right. 1687 01:24:06,820 --> 01:24:10,030 I was cooking awful, just awful food. 1688 01:24:10,050 --> 01:24:11,670 You reminded me of who I was 1689 01:24:11,690 --> 01:24:14,800 and what I was supposed to be and what I could be. 1690 01:24:14,830 --> 01:24:16,200 I know the British are rubbish 1691 01:24:16,230 --> 01:24:18,340 at saying anything heartfelt and I'm worse than most 1692 01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:20,400 but I just wanted you to know that everything 1693 01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:23,040 has changed because of you and I just wanted 1694 01:24:23,070 --> 01:24:26,410 you to know that before you left. 1695 01:24:27,570 --> 01:24:28,820 - Hm. 1696 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:30,300 - That's very sweet. 1697 01:24:31,410 --> 01:24:33,450 But you could've told me that next Wednesday. 1698 01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:34,490 - What? 1699 01:24:34,510 --> 01:24:36,390 - I'm only goin' to Paris for a week. 1700 01:24:36,410 --> 01:24:37,580 (Rob chuckles) (gentle music) 1701 01:24:37,580 --> 01:24:39,860 - I don't care if it was for a week or a day or an hour. 1702 01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:42,400 It was totally worth it. 1703 01:24:42,420 --> 01:24:43,230 (Kate sighs) 1704 01:24:43,260 --> 01:24:46,510 (gentle music) 1705 01:24:54,900 --> 01:24:58,440 - From now on I'll do the driving. 1706 01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:00,490 - Why? 1707 01:25:02,610 --> 01:25:04,150 I thought it turned out rather well. 1708 01:25:04,180 --> 01:25:10,430 (Kate laughs) (gentle music) 1709 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:18,960 - So there we have it. 1710 01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:21,700 Another excellent meal in convivial surroundings. 1711 01:25:21,730 --> 01:25:23,400 Further proof if any further proof 1712 01:25:23,430 --> 01:25:26,040 were needed that in the culinary stakes, 1713 01:25:26,060 --> 01:25:31,710 we can look our continental cousins squarely in the eye. 1714 01:25:31,740 --> 01:25:37,190 So, as the good guide says, worth the detour. 1715 01:25:37,210 --> 01:25:41,220 (Guy speaking in foreign language) 1716 01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:43,360 - What the hell are you lot lookin' at? 1717 01:25:43,380 --> 01:25:45,380 Get back to bloody work. 1718 01:25:46,050 --> 01:25:47,060 ("Everything Sunshine") 1719 01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:51,870 ♪ Pull up the shade 1720 01:25:51,890 --> 01:25:54,130 ♪ Open the window 1721 01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:56,990 ♪ Introduce another day 1722 01:25:56,990 --> 01:26:01,330 ♪ You met your match last night ♪ 1723 01:26:01,330 --> 01:26:04,000 ♪ You got lost in the storm 1724 01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:07,000 ♪ Searchin' for another life 1725 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:11,750 ♪ I found a melody to say 1726 01:26:11,780 --> 01:26:16,180 ♪ I think today is gonna bring 1727 01:26:16,180 --> 01:26:18,560 ♪ Everything sunshine 1728 01:26:18,580 --> 01:26:21,160 ♪ Everything brighter 1729 01:26:21,190 --> 01:26:23,400 ♪ Everything left for us to do 1730 01:26:23,420 --> 01:26:25,830 ♪ Is falling in order 1731 01:26:25,860 --> 01:26:31,000 ♪ Don't you think some day's better than never ♪ 1732 01:26:31,030 --> 01:26:33,640 ♪ Don't you think all we're goin' through ♪ 1733 01:26:33,670 --> 01:26:35,980 ♪ Leads us to all we never knew ♪ 1734 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:40,580 ♪ Everything sunshine 1735 01:26:40,610 --> 01:26:46,860 ♪ And I don't miss a thing 1736 01:26:46,980 --> 01:26:51,160 ♪ You look like you're up for fun ♪ 1737 01:26:51,180 --> 01:26:53,860 ♪ So, put on your nice shoes 1738 01:26:53,890 --> 01:26:56,800 ♪ And dance until what's done is done ♪ 1739 01:26:56,820 --> 01:27:01,200 ♪ 'Cause I've got a second plan ♪ 1740 01:27:01,230 --> 01:27:02,040 ♪ Yeah 1741 01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:03,700 ♪ I thought it was ending 1742 01:27:03,730 --> 01:27:06,710 ♪ We're only just about to begin ♪ 1743 01:27:06,730 --> 01:27:12,010 ♪ 'Cause I've got a melody to say ♪ 1744 01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:15,520 ♪ I think today is gonna bring 1745 01:27:15,540 --> 01:27:18,390 ♪ Everything sunshine 1746 01:27:18,410 --> 01:27:21,320 ♪ Everything brighter 1747 01:27:21,350 --> 01:27:23,490 ♪ Everything left for us to do 1748 01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:25,890 ♪ Is falling in order 1749 01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:30,960 ♪ Don't you think some day's better than never ♪ 1750 01:27:30,990 --> 01:27:33,400 ♪ Don't you think all we're goin' through ♪ 1751 01:27:33,430 --> 01:27:35,970 ♪ Leads us to all we never knew ♪ 1752 01:27:35,990 --> 01:27:41,740 ♪ Everything sunshine 1753 01:27:41,770 --> 01:27:44,010 ♪ Tell me we'll get better baby ♪ 1754 01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:46,380 ♪ Tell me we're all right 1755 01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:49,080 ♪ The memory of those lonely evening's ♪ 1756 01:27:49,110 --> 01:27:51,220 ♪ And every sleepless night 1757 01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:53,690 ♪ You told me that you love me then ♪ 1758 01:27:53,710 --> 01:27:56,660 ♪ And you said you love me now 1759 01:27:56,680 --> 01:28:02,940 ♪ And though we only learn as fast as time will allow ♪ 1760 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,630 ♪ Everything sunshine 1761 01:28:13,630 --> 01:28:16,210 ♪ Everything brighter 1762 01:28:16,230 --> 01:28:18,580 ♪ Everything left for us to do 1763 01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:20,970 ♪ Is falling in order 1764 01:28:20,970 --> 01:28:23,310 ♪ Don't you think someday 1765 01:28:23,310 --> 01:28:25,920 ♪ Is better than never 1766 01:28:25,940 --> 01:28:28,480 ♪ Don't you think all we're goin' through ♪ 1767 01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:31,020 ♪ Leads us to all we never knew ♪ 1768 01:28:31,050 --> 01:28:33,390 ♪ Don't you think all we're going through ♪ 1769 01:28:33,420 --> 01:28:35,900 ♪ Leads us to all we never knew ♪ 1770 01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:42,180 ♪ And everything sunshine 1771 01:28:42,990 --> 01:28:47,500 ♪ And I don't miss a thing 109386