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[Woman]
When I was little, Pop
scared me when he drove.
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I wanted him to slow down,
he drove so fast.
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#### [jazz]
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Come on.
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Put your hand on the wheel.
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Here we go.
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Yeehah!
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Yeehah!
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[horn honking]
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See you tomorrow, Libby.
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[Libby]
Bye, Shirl.
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[engine revving]
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[cheering]
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Is that the famous
Muldowney work?
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Yeah, well, it's better
than the piece of shit
you're driving.
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Ooo, you wish.
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So, this is the famous
Sonny Rigotti?
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Hey, no lie.
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I think Jack can take you.
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Easy.
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Will you get
a load of this?
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I know he can.
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How much do you know?
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25.
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Mickey'll hold the money.
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Get it.
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[engines revving]
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Jack, when are
you gonna ask him?
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Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, honey.
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You said that yesterday.
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I know, I know,
but it's too late.
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Good night.
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Hey, Shirl!
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I'm gonna ask him tonight.
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Tonight, God damn it!
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#### [bluegrass]
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## Some folks are
built like this ##
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## Some folks are
built like that ##
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## But the way I'm built ##
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## Don't you call me fat ##
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## 'Cause I'm built for comfort ##
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## I ain't built for speed ##
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## But I got everything ##
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## All a good girl needs ##
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## I ain't got no diamonds ##
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## I ain't got no gold ##
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## I'll I have is love ##
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## To satisfy your soul ##
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## 'Cause I'm built for comfort ##
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## I ain't built for speed ##
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## But I got everything ##
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## All a good girl needs ##
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## Said I got everything ##
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## All a good girl needs ##
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[cheering]
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Hi, Pop.
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Shirley Ann, what are you doin'?
Does your momma know you're here?
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Jack's got somethin'
he wants to ask you.
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I want you to meet somebody.
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Well, Mr. Roque...
Mr. Roque?
Tex.
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Well, sir, Tex...
I want you to meet these
people, these are my friends.
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Tex, Tex.
Hide your money,
the champ is back!
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Look out, Fred.
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Hey, fellas, I want you
to meet my little filly.
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Hi, honey.
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Do you want to play, Jack?
No, sir.
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Fellas, Jack Muldowney,
he's a fine guy.
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Good steady kid.
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He's not like that lousy
bum of a son you got, Matt.
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Ain't that the truth.
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Hey, Charlie, bring
a chair over for Jack, huh?
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Um, no thank you, sir.
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That's not the
reason I came here.
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The main reason
I came here--
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Just don't let your momma
know where you got it.
Mr. Roque.
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Mr. Roque, Shirley and
I want to get married.
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Is that right?
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Spread 'em around.
Uh, yes, sir,
that's right.
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We talked a lot about it
and that's the way it is.
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Look, I wouldn't want
to do it without your
permission, sir.
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But you would,
wouldn't you?
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You'd do it anyway.
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Yes, I'd do it anyway.
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But I'd hate to see
it come to that.
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You and me are gonna
have a little talk.
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Deal me out, fellas.
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Go ahead, play.
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Don't give me that look.
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I was just tryin' to see
if the kid had guts.
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He asked you, didn't he?
I want to marry him, Pop.
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Look, he's a good kid,
but he's still a kid.
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Aw, Pop.
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Now, your sister, she's
got a good education,
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she's got good grades,
she's gonna be all right.
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I'm gonna be
all right, too.
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Jack's got a good job.
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He's gonna take good care of me.
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Shirley Ann,
don't get me wrong.
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I like Jack.
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I mean, if he was a lousy bum,
I wouldn't let him into my house.
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But, lady, there's one thing
you've got to remember.
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There's not a man anywhere
who is worth giving up
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your ability to take
care of yourself.
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I know that. I can
take care of myself,
I always have.
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Look, that doesn't
change anything.
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I still want to see
a high school diploma
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with the name Shirley Ann
Muldowney on it.
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Oh, Pop. I love you, Pop.
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The key to my heart!
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Sucka!
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I love you, Pop.
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You got nothing to worry about.
I'll take good care of her.
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We'll come by and visit
all the time, Mrs. Roque.
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See you later, alligator.
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Wooo!
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[laughing]
Now, listen.
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All right, right here...
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I'm going to have
two service bays, right?
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Extend it out like that.
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Get a wide deluxe soda machine.
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Ooo, dig this idea.
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You know those umbrella things?
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They, like, they extend
out a little bit.
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And I would have, like,
lights over each pump.
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That sign is gone.
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And, uh, back here,
in my office, behind my desk,
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a picture of you.
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Oh, Jack.
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Yep.
It's gonna be great.
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As soon as I get
back to town,
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I gotta go to the bank,
put the payment down.
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It's gonna be
a goddamn gold mine.
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Think we'll be able
to buy a house?
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I been thinkin'
about that already.
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Oh, Jack.
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## My love must be
a kind of blind love ##
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## I can't see
anyone but you ##
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## Sha bop sha bop ##
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## Sha bop sha bop ##
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## Are the stars
out tonight? ##
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## I don't know if
it's cloudy or bright ##
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## I only have eyes ##
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## For you ##
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Hey, how you doin', Muldowney.
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Mrs. Muldowney.
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Listen, the guys
and I were talkin'
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and we decided, hey, why
don't we come down here
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and give the chicken
another chance.
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Well, what do
you say, Jack?
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No?
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Okay.
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Jack, come on.
You can do it.
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You got it all over him.
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Maybe we do, Shirl.
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Come on!
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Nah, I don't
think so, Shirl.
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We could use the money.
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I tell you, I don't
want to choke again.
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[engine revving]
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Jack, let me.
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Huh?
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I can take him.
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I know I can.
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[laughing]
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Hey, Rigotti!
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Hey, you're on, for
a hundred bucks, pretty boy.
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Yeah, you got it!
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[engine revving]
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If I beat her,
do I get to keep her?
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Let me have it.
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You got it.
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You ready?
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You ready, honey?
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[Woman]
Come on, Shirley.
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Damn it!
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Yahoo!
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[horn honking]
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So long, Joe.
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Take care, Shirley.
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Hey, Mommy, [imitates trumptet fanfare].
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Me and Angela
are getting married.
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Oh, is that so, Angela?
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No!
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See you tomorrow, Rosa.
Okay.
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Hey, hey, come on.
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Hi, Daddy, yah!
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Oh, come on, don't do that!
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Here you go.
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Hi, hon.
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Hey.
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[Man]
Now, you folks up here
are behind the times.
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Down in Florida, where I come
from, and out in California,
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we're gettin' to be
a big-time sport and
a big-time business.
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And don't you think they
don't know it in Detroit.
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Hell, they're even givin'
away parts, motors, even
the whole damn car.
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If people go out to
the track and see 'em,
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they want to go buy
one for themselves.
Hey, Big Daddy?
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Why don't you ask those
people in Detroit to give
me one of these beauties?
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I'd be happy to,
Buddy, if you were
a good enough driver.
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Had enough wins
under your belt.
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How many wins would
it take, do you think?
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Would you like Big Daddy's
autograph, darlin'?
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Well, thanks, but what
I'd really like is, uh, to sit there.
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Ah, why the hell not?
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Come on, I gotta
help you here.
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Upsy-daisy!
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Here we go, right
over here, like this.
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Put your feet in there.
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Now sit down, carefully.
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Here, let me get this
belt from behind you
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so we can put it over ya,
that's a girl.
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That's it,
you're looking good.
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Yeah, you look like a
real sprint car driver.
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Yes, sir.
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A dragster.
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See that big
engine up there?
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How'd you like
to have that goin'?
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The wind blowing through
your face at 180,
190 miles an hour.
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Make the lipstick come
right off that pretty,
little face, darlin'.
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Jack?
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Honey? I was thinkin',
why couldn't we get, um,
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somthin' heavy like a hemi?
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Honey, 'cause we haven't even
paid for the 'Vette yet.
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They might give us one.
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We've been doin' real good.
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They might want us
to show them off.
They?
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Detroit. They pay Big Daddy
to use all their stuff.
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Honey, watch out!
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Mickey, you don't steal!
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You see, they took
away the guy's legs.
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It's a sin, he can't
even run anymore.
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Jack.
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All right, look.
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We're havin' fun.
We're doin' fine.
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Now don't ruin it
by goin' and makin'
a fool of yourself.
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I mean, these guys,
they do it for a livin'.
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What the hell, you
think you're Big Daddy?
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Up to you, Moose.
On you, Moose.
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Moose.
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Jack, let's drive to Detroit.
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Talk to Chrysler,
talk to GM.
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When they see how good
we're doin', they gotta
give us a car.
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Sweetie, it's important to
me that we talk about this.
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Wanna talk?
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Okay, we'll talk.
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All right?
Now we're gonna talk.
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Look, we're
gonna go to Detroit,
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and if they see us
at all, it's to
laugh in my face!
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How do we know that
if we don't try?
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00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:55,904
Honey, the last thing they're
lookin' for is a driver
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who's a housewife from
Schenectady with a kid.
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00:20:58,073 --> 00:21:00,158
Maybe they don't
care who I am.
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00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:01,660
Maybe they just
want somebody who wins.
254
00:21:02,077 --> 00:21:03,662
They're looking
for a guy, all right?
255
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,664
Somebody that can stick
his hands in an engine,
256
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,165
sell a few spark plugs,
push their product,
257
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:09,668
like that, that's
not you, okay?
258
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,670
Okay?
259
00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:19,628
There, and the
inning's over, good.
260
00:21:19,628 --> 00:21:22,965
Satisfied? Shit.
261
00:21:33,942 --> 00:21:36,945
[Shirley]
Listen, honey, Mommy has to
go away for a couple of days.
262
00:21:36,945 --> 00:21:39,448
All right? Can you take care
of Daddy while I'm gone?
263
00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:42,951
Yeah. Are we gonna go
to Grandpa's on Sunday?
264
00:21:42,951 --> 00:21:45,954
Sure. Grandpa's
makin' spaghetti.
265
00:21:45,954 --> 00:21:48,373
Give me a kiss.
266
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:52,961
Come on, big kiss.
267
00:21:52,961 --> 00:21:54,463
Okay, you go
back to sleep.
268
00:21:54,463 --> 00:21:56,965
It's very early.
269
00:21:58,967 --> 00:22:01,470
Bye.
Bye, sweetie.
270
00:22:06,808 --> 00:22:08,310
[bell dings]
271
00:22:16,818 --> 00:22:18,820
Mommy!
272
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:21,323
Hi, honey, did you miss me?
273
00:22:21,323 --> 00:22:24,326
Yeah.
What did you do
while I was gone?
274
00:22:24,326 --> 00:22:25,277
I fixed Mr. Phillip's starter.
275
00:22:25,827 --> 00:22:26,828
Daddy said it was perfect!
276
00:22:27,329 --> 00:22:28,497
Wow!
277
00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:29,498
Hi, Buddy.
278
00:22:29,498 --> 00:22:30,449
Hi, Shirley.
279
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:33,001
Look, sweetie, I gotta
talk to Daddy, okay?
280
00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:37,005
You finish working and then,
uh, we'll play, all right?
281
00:22:45,514 --> 00:22:50,135
Jack?
282
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:53,638
Don't, come on,
you'll get greasy.
283
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:04,649
I thought they'd give me a car,
I really did.
284
00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:08,653
The only one that'd even
see me was Chrysler.
285
00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:11,289
And that was after
waiting for hours.
286
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:15,627
They were real nice, too.
287
00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:19,464
They said they'd give
me a car if I paid for it.
288
00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:39,651
I hope you learned something, Shirl.
289
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:48,660
While you were out on
your joy ride, me and Buddy
were talkin' things over.
290
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:51,663
And I figure, what the hell,
I can build a dragster.
291
00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:54,166
Class A, run on any
quarter-mile track around.
292
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:57,035
N.H.R.A., the whole deal.
293
00:23:57,035 --> 00:23:59,204
Really?
Yeah, really.
294
00:23:59,454 --> 00:24:01,540
And I'll tell you somethin'
else, with the upkeep
295
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,542
and modifications
on the 'Vette,
296
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:06,128
it'd be cheaper running
a damn dragster.
297
00:24:06,128 --> 00:24:09,131
And look, I don't want you
worryin' about money,
298
00:24:09,131 --> 00:24:10,098
entry fees,
anything like that.
299
00:24:10,465 --> 00:24:12,551
I'm gonna handle
all that stuff.
300
00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:18,056
All you gotta do is
take care of the kid...
and drive.
301
00:24:18,056 --> 00:24:20,559
Oh, baby, I missed you so much.
302
00:24:20,942 --> 00:24:22,027
I missed you, too.
303
00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:28,150
[Announcer]
Elapsed time of 11:53 at
a speed of 122 miles an hour,
304
00:24:28,150 --> 00:24:30,735
ladies and gentlemen, here at
the E town Summer Challenge.
305
00:24:30,735 --> 00:24:32,237
## Imagine me and you ##
306
00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:35,240
## I do ##
307
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,242
## I think about you
day and night ##
308
00:24:37,742 --> 00:24:38,743
## It's only right ##
309
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:41,246
## To think about
the girl you love ##
310
00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:42,747
## And hold her tight ##
311
00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:46,251
## So happy together ##
312
00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:49,754
Sign my arm!
313
00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:51,256
Sign your arm?
314
00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:53,258
You're not gonna
wash it off, are ya?
315
00:24:53,258 --> 00:24:55,260
You better not.
316
00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:03,768
## So happy together ##
317
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:08,273
## I can't see me lovin'
nobody but you ##
318
00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:11,776
## For all my life ##
319
00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:13,695
## When you're with me ##
320
00:25:13,695 --> 00:25:16,281
## Baby the sky
will be blue ##
321
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:19,201
## For all my life ##
322
00:25:19,534 --> 00:25:20,619
## Me and you ##
323
00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:22,120
## And you and me ##
324
00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:24,539
## No matter how they
toss the dice ##
325
00:25:24,539 --> 00:25:26,424
## It had to be ##
326
00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:28,426
## The only one
for me is you ##
327
00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:29,928
## And you for me ##
328
00:25:30,345 --> 00:25:33,431
Sir, if you go to
the Tri-Cities and you
wanna check Lebanon Valley,
329
00:25:33,431 --> 00:25:36,051
you're gonna find out
about Shirley Muldowney
and Jack Muldowney.
330
00:25:36,051 --> 00:25:40,555
## I can't see me lovin'
nobody but you ##
331
00:25:40,555 --> 00:25:43,058
## For all my life ##
332
00:25:43,558 --> 00:25:45,560
## When you're with me ##
333
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,063
## Baby the sky
will be blue ##
334
00:25:48,063 --> 00:25:51,066
## For all my life ##
335
00:25:51,566 --> 00:25:52,567
## Me and you ##
336
00:25:52,567 --> 00:25:55,070
## And you and me ##
337
00:25:55,070 --> 00:25:56,571
You see me run?
338
00:25:56,571 --> 00:25:58,406
No.
339
00:25:58,707 --> 00:26:01,626
You've come all the way out here
and you missed the main attraction?
340
00:26:01,876 --> 00:26:03,461
Well, what the hell,
341
00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:06,831
I'm just gonna have to run
it one more time just for you.
342
00:26:07,082 --> 00:26:09,718
Connie Kalitta.
343
00:26:09,718 --> 00:26:12,220
Hi. Look, I'm trying to get
ready for a race here, okay?
344
00:26:12,721 --> 00:26:15,724
Well, don't give me
that. Gimme your name.
345
00:26:15,724 --> 00:26:16,641
Shirley Muldowney.
346
00:26:17,008 --> 00:26:18,093
Please, if you don't mind.
347
00:26:18,593 --> 00:26:21,846
This is a beauty.
348
00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:25,850
This is one of the nicest
I've ever seen, in all
my years of runnin'.
349
00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:26,851
I mean it.
350
00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:31,356
Great chassis.
Comfy seat.
351
00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:33,358
Nice big headlights.
352
00:26:33,858 --> 00:26:34,693
Dragsters don't
have headlights.
353
00:26:34,909 --> 00:26:37,912
They don't?
354
00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:45,370
I tell you what, Miss, uh, Shirley,
uh... Muldowney.
355
00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:49,591
Muldowney. Why don't you come
check out the Bounty Hunter.
356
00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:54,462
Come on! It's the fastest and the
only-est funny car on this track.
357
00:26:54,462 --> 00:26:55,964
Come on, I'm not gonna bite you.
358
00:26:55,964 --> 00:26:57,932
[Man]
I need to know
the person driving it
359
00:26:58,350 --> 00:26:59,934
is gonna get down that track
without killing themselves
360
00:26:59,934 --> 00:27:02,437
or a bunch of--
If you give us a test--
361
00:27:02,437 --> 00:27:07,359
Why don't you drive?
I'm not a driver.
I'm a mechanic.
362
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,361
Okay.
363
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,313
I just gotta get something
from the truck, okay?
364
00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:14,649
Be right back.
365
00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:19,788
Hey. Come on.
366
00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:25,243
Connie Kalitta, right?
367
00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:26,461
Yeah.
368
00:27:26,795 --> 00:27:28,380
This is my son, John.
369
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,799
Mr. Kalitta's one of those creeps
your dad's always talking about.
370
00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:33,251
Oh, hey.
371
00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:35,553
How you doin', big guy?
Nice to meet you.
372
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,088
Oh, hey!
373
00:27:37,305 --> 00:27:39,808
That's some grip you got
there, John Muldowney.
374
00:27:40,175 --> 00:27:45,730
Whoa, you're a big, strong guy to have such
a young, beautiful momma like you do.
375
00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:49,184
He's big enough to watch your old man's
car while you check out mine.
376
00:27:49,184 --> 00:27:50,602
It's not my
old man's car.
377
00:27:51,186 --> 00:27:52,103
It's our car.
378
00:27:52,487 --> 00:27:54,906
My husband's the mechanic.
I'm the driver.
379
00:27:55,156 --> 00:27:57,609
Well, pardon me,
Mrs. Muldowney.
380
00:27:57,859 --> 00:28:00,445
I meant no offense.
381
00:28:00,862 --> 00:28:02,447
Boy, I sure hope
you can drive cars
382
00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:03,948
better than you can take compliments.
383
00:28:04,366 --> 00:28:09,254
I hope you can drive
better than you give 'em.
384
00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:12,040
Are you crazy, man, you want
me to break my hand?
385
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,541
Can I help you
with somethin'?
386
00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:17,045
Well, only if you got some
influence with this lady here.
387
00:28:17,045 --> 00:28:21,800
Yeah, this lady
is my wife.
388
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,302
Hey, this is
embarrassing, man.
389
00:28:24,302 --> 00:28:28,690
I, uh...I'm Connie.
390
00:28:29,057 --> 00:28:31,142
Kalitta.
391
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:35,146
Hey, this is a great
machine you guys got here.
392
00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:36,948
I'll tell you what.
Let's have dinner sometime.
393
00:28:37,198 --> 00:28:40,285
I'll get my wife, make
it a foursome, say, uh,
394
00:28:40,785 --> 00:28:43,405
Sunday, after I set
this place on its ass,
what do you say?
395
00:28:43,405 --> 00:28:45,824
We'll let you know.
396
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:53,832
You hurt me, boy.
397
00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:01,339
Carlos, you sucker.
398
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:03,258
Come on, go work
on the carburetor.
399
00:29:03,258 --> 00:29:04,259
Oh, come on!
400
00:29:04,259 --> 00:29:06,261
Come on.
So, what's the deal?
401
00:29:06,261 --> 00:29:08,263
When are we up,
what's our number?
402
00:29:08,263 --> 00:29:10,265
Well, I'll tell you.
It's our first time here.
403
00:29:10,265 --> 00:29:11,766
We never worked
on this track before.
404
00:29:11,766 --> 00:29:14,269
So I'm thinkin' we
should just watch today,
see how things go.
405
00:29:14,269 --> 00:29:16,271
What are you
talking about?
406
00:29:16,271 --> 00:29:17,772
I don't want anything
to happen to you.
407
00:29:18,273 --> 00:29:20,275
That's what
I'm talkin' about.
Or the car.
408
00:29:20,275 --> 00:29:23,278
Shirl, I want to make
damn sure you're not
in over your head.
409
00:29:23,778 --> 00:29:28,283
What did we
come here for?
410
00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:30,285
All right, look.
411
00:29:30,285 --> 00:29:32,670
It doesn't look like
they're gonna let you run.
Why?
412
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,672
Well, they don't
think it's safe for you.
413
00:29:34,672 --> 00:29:36,674
And I'm not so sure I don't
agree with them.
414
00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:38,793
Well, what am I
talkin' to you for?
415
00:29:38,793 --> 00:29:41,296
You're gonna run away and make a
fool of yourself again.
416
00:29:41,296 --> 00:29:43,882
I'm telling you that!
Because you're pig-headed!
417
00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:46,718
Damn it to hell.
418
00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:50,722
Excuse me.
419
00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:52,223
You can't come
in here, baby.
420
00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:53,725
I just want to talk
to an official.
421
00:29:54,225 --> 00:29:57,145
You don't have a pass.
This is a private affair.
Lou, please.
422
00:29:57,729 --> 00:30:02,283
Sir, excuse me.
My name's Shirley Muldowney.
423
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:05,119
I just came a hundred
miles to race, and, uh,
424
00:30:05,119 --> 00:30:06,371
someone's telling me I can't.
425
00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:09,457
I'd like to know why.
426
00:30:09,457 --> 00:30:12,460
Young lady. Just because
someone gave you a car
427
00:30:12,961 --> 00:30:14,963
does not give you
the right to race it.
428
00:30:14,963 --> 00:30:16,464
Well, you're the
man in charge, right?
429
00:30:16,464 --> 00:30:19,467
Yes, I am, and it is my job
to ensure the safety
430
00:30:19,467 --> 00:30:20,919
of the spectators
and the other drivers.
431
00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:24,422
Well, I understand that, but I'm not
some kid out for a joy ride,
432
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:25,924
I'm an experienced driver.
433
00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:27,759
So your husband
mentioned, Mrs. Muldowney.
434
00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:30,261
But your experience is in amateur
events in street machines.
435
00:30:30,261 --> 00:30:32,096
We have rules,
now, Lou, please.
436
00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:37,318
You have rules against
a woman driving?
437
00:30:37,602 --> 00:30:40,188
No, not exactly.
438
00:30:40,188 --> 00:30:42,190
Okay then, well,
suppose I'm a man,
439
00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:45,193
and all I've done is race amateur
local events in street machines.
440
00:30:45,693 --> 00:30:49,697
Now, what do I have to do?
There are procedures.
441
00:30:49,697 --> 00:30:51,499
Where are these procedures?
In your head?
442
00:30:51,699 --> 00:30:53,284
No, they're not.
443
00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:54,786
Well, could I see them, please?
444
00:30:59,290 --> 00:31:02,176
Thank you.
445
00:31:02,510 --> 00:31:08,099
Say I have to have a qualified car,
a dragster, 130 miles per hour.
446
00:31:11,352 --> 00:31:13,855
Three accredited drivers have
to sign for my license.
447
00:31:14,355 --> 00:31:17,942
So, doesn't say anything
here about not being a woman.
448
00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:21,613
Or are you gonna stop me
from getting the signatures?
449
00:31:21,896 --> 00:31:23,448
[laughing]
450
00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:28,403
I'm applying for my competition driver's
license and I need three signatures.
451
00:31:28,903 --> 00:31:31,906
No way.
452
00:31:31,906 --> 00:31:33,875
It's not for a woman.
453
00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:35,910
Thank you.
454
00:31:44,919 --> 00:31:45,837
Excuse me.
455
00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:48,306
Are you a licensed N.H.R.A. driver?
456
00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:49,307
Sure.
457
00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:51,309
I need some signatures.
458
00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:55,813
I don't believe in signing nothing, sweetheart.
459
00:31:55,813 --> 00:32:01,019
Hey, why don't you fix
me some bacon and eggs?
460
00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:05,023
Would you sign my application
for my N.H.R.A competition...
461
00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:07,025
Right. Thank you.
462
00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:18,036
Would you sign my application
for my competition driver's license?
463
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:27,045
Jack?
464
00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:29,547
Look. All we gotta
get is three signatures.
465
00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:31,049
Then they gotta
let us race.
466
00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,551
It's the rules, whether
I'm a man, a woman,
or a kangaroo.
467
00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:35,553
Look, don't go to
war with these people.
468
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:39,057
Jack, I'm not fighting.
I just want to race.
469
00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:43,061
I can't get any of these
clowns to sign this damn thing.
470
00:32:43,561 --> 00:32:44,562
Honey, that's what I ran into.
471
00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:47,565
Look at it from
the N.H.R.A. point of view.
472
00:32:47,565 --> 00:32:49,567
Maybe if you go with
me they'll sign it.
473
00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:52,070
Listen, honey, he said if a woman
got in an accident
474
00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:54,572
it could set the whole
sport back 10 years.
475
00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:56,074
Jack, are you
gonna help me?
476
00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:59,243
If I help you or not
it's not gonna matter.
477
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:09,003
Excuse me.
Remember me?
478
00:33:11,305 --> 00:33:15,309
I'd like your autograph now.
479
00:33:15,309 --> 00:33:20,314
Class A, huh?
480
00:33:20,314 --> 00:33:22,433
Okay.
481
00:33:22,433 --> 00:33:26,437
What the hell, might as well get some
of you gals out of the kitchen
482
00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:28,439
and into the stands.
483
00:33:32,443 --> 00:33:36,447
There you go, my dear.
484
00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:37,949
Thanks.
485
00:33:54,966 --> 00:34:00,938
Eh, this paperwork is such bullshit.
486
00:34:00,938 --> 00:34:02,974
You just need one more and that's it, huh?
487
00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:06,978
Yeah, that's right,
thanks a lot.
No problem.
488
00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:07,812
Hey, Tiny.
489
00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:13,484
Oh, no, I asked him already.
490
00:34:13,484 --> 00:34:16,487
Hey, Tiny, come here.
491
00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:18,906
Hey buddy, why don't you put
your John Hancock right there.
492
00:34:18,906 --> 00:34:20,792
Hey, man, I told her I ain't signin' nothin'.
493
00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:23,127
Look at the names on that list, man.
494
00:34:23,544 --> 00:34:26,047
Big Daddy Garlits, Connie
Kalitta, you'll go down
in history, come on.
495
00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:28,049
Yeah, well, thanks anyway.
496
00:34:28,049 --> 00:34:32,003
Tiny, you still lookin' for
your torque wrench, man?
497
00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:33,471
Hey, man, that's mine.
498
00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:35,923
That's right, I borrowed it
from you, didn't I?
499
00:34:35,923 --> 00:34:37,925
Gainesville, I think
it was '64.
500
00:34:37,925 --> 00:34:40,928
You son of a bitch.
Sign it.
501
00:34:47,268 --> 00:34:50,772
Thank you.
502
00:34:50,772 --> 00:34:54,025
Just try not to run over anybody, okay?
503
00:34:57,028 --> 00:35:01,249
See, all you gotta do is just be
nice to the other drivers.
504
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:04,202
How's it comin', guys?
505
00:35:04,585 --> 00:35:06,170
All right, race fans.
506
00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:07,672
You're not going to
believe what's up next.
507
00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:09,173
'Cause I know
I don't believe it.
508
00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:11,175
But, here goes.
509
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:14,679
We've got a late entry from
Schedectady, New York.
510
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:20,184
Welcome the first lady to
try and qualify in an A dragster
511
00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:21,886
for an N.H.R.A. competition.
512
00:35:22,470 --> 00:35:26,974
Shirley Muldowney.
513
00:35:27,475 --> 00:35:31,979
This is a real surprise here at
the 1966 E town Summer Challenge.
514
00:35:31,979 --> 00:35:35,116
This is Shelley,
I mean, Shirley Muldowney.
515
00:35:35,116 --> 00:35:38,452
And she's trying for her N.H.R.A.
competition driver's license.
516
00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:43,825
She's driving that A gas dragster
that's powered by a small-block Chevrolet.
517
00:35:44,325 --> 00:35:46,327
You know, this car, well,
it ought to run
518
00:35:46,327 --> 00:35:48,162
about 145, maybe
150 miles an hour.
519
00:35:48,496 --> 00:35:50,081
Come on,
get out of here.
520
00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:53,634
I wonder if Shirley has got it in
her to hold that throttle pedal down
521
00:35:53,634 --> 00:35:56,971
all the way through that quarter mile.
That's a tough run.
522
00:35:57,471 --> 00:35:59,757
She's got to make
a single run by herself.
523
00:36:00,007 --> 00:36:01,592
There's nobody else out
on that racetrack.
524
00:36:01,592 --> 00:36:04,228
[engine revving]
525
00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:09,233
Her pit crew looks like a little kid
and that must be her husband, Mr. Muldowney.
526
00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:11,736
What's this, a kiss
on the starting line?
527
00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:14,739
What's drag racing
coming to?
528
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,191
[engine revving]
529
00:36:17,608 --> 00:36:21,412
As Shirley Muldowney
gets set to make her run.
530
00:36:21,412 --> 00:36:25,833
Don't forget, she's gotta go over
130 miles an hour on this pass
531
00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:27,618
to earn her
competition license.
532
00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:29,537
[engine revving]
533
00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:40,214
She's got good traction.
534
00:36:57,315 --> 00:37:01,819
Wahoo!
535
00:37:02,203 --> 00:37:06,791
We have a speed
of 155 miles an hour?
536
00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:13,130
And a lap time of...
is this right, Vern?
537
00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:17,335
A 9.2? Well, hell, that's a
new track record.
538
00:37:17,585 --> 00:37:21,172
Wahoo!
539
00:37:21,589 --> 00:37:22,556
Come on, come on!
540
00:37:22,556 --> 00:37:23,557
Wahoo!
541
00:37:23,557 --> 00:37:26,560
I'm holdin' you responsible, Kalitta.
542
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,562
Hey, your mom is
a hell of a driver!
543
00:37:28,562 --> 00:37:31,098
And you built
a hell of a car, man.
544
00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:49,667
Shirley Muldowney has indeed set a new
track record for the A dragster class.
545
00:38:06,934 --> 00:38:08,936
Track record! 9.2!
546
00:38:08,936 --> 00:38:12,440
155 miles an hour!
547
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,941
N.H.R.A., take that!
548
00:38:27,455 --> 00:38:29,540
Every time we come
to this restaraunt,
549
00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:32,543
old Mr. Ling likes to break
out his smutty fortune cookies.
550
00:38:32,543 --> 00:38:34,545
Isn't that true
Oh, yes.
551
00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:38,049
Wait...wait a minute,
you mean he puts dirty
fortunes in the cookies?
552
00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:40,334
Oh, yeah. Come on, Jack,
crack yours open.
553
00:38:40,334 --> 00:38:42,003
Maybe he dealt you a hot one.
554
00:38:42,003 --> 00:38:45,506
Old Mr. Ling is peeking at us
through a hole in the wall right now.
555
00:38:45,506 --> 00:38:47,508
Man's a total pervert.
556
00:38:47,508 --> 00:38:51,095
The future holds
great things for you.
557
00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:53,347
Hear that, Shirl, there's
great things for us.
558
00:38:53,347 --> 00:38:54,598
Smart cookie.
559
00:38:54,815 --> 00:38:56,817
Hey, there's no fortune.
560
00:38:57,151 --> 00:38:59,770
Excuse me.
561
00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:02,273
Conn, my cookie's empty.
562
00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:05,276
Well, what do you want me to do, honey?
I don't stuff �em.
563
00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:09,280
Aw, sweetie, I'll
get you another one.
564
00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:16,787
So you and the boy go with Shirley
every time she runs, huh?
565
00:39:16,787 --> 00:39:18,289
Yes, ma'am.
566
00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:22,793
You're lucky. I hardly ever
get to go anywhere with Connie.
567
00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:25,796
I guess if you want a regular
home and a regular family,
568
00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:29,550
somebody's gotta stay and mind it.
569
00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:33,187
[Connie]
Hey, Junie, how you doin'?
What's goin' on?
570
00:39:33,604 --> 00:39:34,688
What do you mean, who's this?
571
00:39:35,189 --> 00:39:39,193
It's me, the Conn. What's goin' on?
572
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:42,196
I'm callin' you now.
573
00:39:42,196 --> 00:39:45,199
Yeah.
574
00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:54,492
Now, you listen to me, okay?
575
00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:57,411
I'm sure there's lots of lad
out there who think this little,
576
00:39:57,411 --> 00:40:00,214
um, puppy dog act
of yours is real cute.
577
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,049
I'm not one of them.
578
00:40:02,049 --> 00:40:06,053
To me, you're just a lousy bum.
579
00:40:06,053 --> 00:40:08,973
The only thing
I do fast is drive.
580
00:40:18,732 --> 00:40:20,484
Cha cha cha.
581
00:40:25,773 --> 00:40:30,778
## Back to the love
and the laughter ##
582
00:40:31,278 --> 00:40:36,200
## Lord what a far
distant shore ##
583
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:41,088
## And how many nights
did I want you ##
584
00:40:43,591 --> 00:40:49,046
## How many times did I try ##
585
00:40:49,430 --> 00:40:54,768
## You know you
taught me to love you ##
586
00:40:54,768 --> 00:41:00,774
## Did you know you
taught me how to cry ##
587
00:41:00,774 --> 00:41:06,280
## Mmm hmm, did you know you
taught me how to cry ##
588
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:10,367
Come on, Pop.
Let's go.
589
00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:14,321
Okay. It's the damn car.
590
00:41:14,321 --> 00:41:17,741
If it weren't for that jalopy
I'da left here at midnight.
591
00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:22,746
Now, you tell
your mom that.
592
00:41:22,746 --> 00:41:24,915
I got something
to show you.
593
00:41:35,259 --> 00:41:37,928
You did good?
594
00:41:37,928 --> 00:41:38,846
I broke the track record.
595
00:41:42,766 --> 00:41:46,353
I'm so proud of you,
Shirley Ann.
596
00:41:53,327 --> 00:41:58,415
## In dreams,
my memories ramble ##
597
00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:05,923
## Out where my
heart cannot go ##
598
00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:11,428
## Back to the love
and the laughter ##
599
00:42:11,428 --> 00:42:16,433
## Lord what a far
distant shore ##
600
00:42:16,433 --> 00:42:21,438
## And how many nights
did I want you ##
601
00:42:22,856 --> 00:42:28,445
## How many times did I try ##
602
00:42:28,445 --> 00:42:33,701
## You know you
taught me to love you ##
603
00:42:34,201 --> 00:42:37,705
## Did you know you
taught me how to cry ##
604
00:42:37,705 --> 00:42:42,626
## Oh baby, did you know
you taught me how to cry ##
605
00:42:44,995 --> 00:42:50,584
## Sometimes I dream
of a woman ##
606
00:42:50,584 --> 00:42:56,090
## Sometimes I
dream of the sky ##
607
00:42:56,090 --> 00:43:01,428
## You know you taught
me to dream girl ##
608
00:43:01,428 --> 00:43:04,431
## Did you know you
taught me how to cry ##
609
00:43:08,802 --> 00:43:11,322
[Announcer]
The Oregon primary
continues to draw
610
00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:13,324
several presidential
hopefuls today.
611
00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:15,326
Vice President
Hubert Humphrey says he has
612
00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:17,328
a brand-new
campaign technique.
613
00:43:20,197 --> 00:43:24,835
Military leaders in Vietnam
have been told to win the war
within the next 3 months.
614
00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:26,253
Jack, slow down.
615
00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:29,123
I didn't think I'd ever go
too fast for you, Shirl.
616
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:35,045
...to escape fighting in
the Northeastern suburb
of that capital city.
617
00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:37,014
Jack, be careful.
John's gonna get hurt.
618
00:43:37,348 --> 00:43:41,602
I told you, I strapped him in
myself, nothing's gonna happen.
619
00:43:49,193 --> 00:43:50,978
Honey, let me drive.
620
00:43:50,978 --> 00:43:52,563
Oh, no, no.
621
00:43:53,063 --> 00:43:55,566
Boy, drivin' you to your races
fixin' that dragster,
622
00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:57,818
that's my most important
job, right, Shirl?
623
00:43:57,818 --> 00:43:58,702
Oh, come on.
624
00:44:01,622 --> 00:44:03,991
You come on!
625
00:44:08,128 --> 00:44:10,414
All right, Jack,
what do you want?
626
00:44:10,631 --> 00:44:12,499
You want to go home?
We'll go home.
627
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:14,335
I'll tell you
what I want.
628
00:44:14,835 --> 00:44:17,338
I want to stop running
around every weekend crazy.
629
00:44:17,338 --> 00:44:19,590
And I want to stop wasting my money.
Your money?
630
00:44:19,807 --> 00:44:24,311
Maybe you want me to work for Buddy the
rest of my life, but that's not what I want.
631
00:44:24,311 --> 00:44:27,815
Wait a minute, Jack, you're not the only
one bringing home a paycheck around here.
632
00:44:27,815 --> 00:44:30,818
I want you to start being a regular wife.
633
00:44:30,818 --> 00:44:34,104
What?
634
00:44:34,104 --> 00:44:37,107
Look, I built that thing back there
so we'd have fun with it.
635
00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:39,109
And now it's our
goddamn life.
636
00:44:39,109 --> 00:44:40,611
You don't want
to race anymore?
637
00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,112
I'm not sayin' that.
638
00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:45,416
Look, it's a nice hobby.
But that's all it is ever gonna be.
639
00:44:45,582 --> 00:44:47,451
The sooner you grow
out of it, the better.
640
00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:49,086
It's not a hobby.
641
00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:56,343
Oh, what are you thinkin',
you're a professional racer?
642
00:44:56,710 --> 00:45:00,798
Big Momma,
Shirley Muldowney, woo.
643
00:45:00,798 --> 00:45:02,933
Well, let's see all
the cars you built.
644
00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:05,436
Or let's see all
the money you won.
645
00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:07,137
I got a better idea.
646
00:45:07,137 --> 00:45:09,139
Why don't you go to Detroit
with your 2-bit trophies
647
00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:11,141
and your one
hot shit track record.
648
00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:16,196
And let's see if they
give you a sponsor now, huh?
649
00:45:16,447 --> 00:45:18,031
Don't you see?
650
00:45:18,532 --> 00:45:20,534
Your job is to take
care of me and John.
651
00:45:21,034 --> 00:45:26,156
And if you concentrate on it,
you'll be a lot happier.
652
00:45:26,407 --> 00:45:28,659
Now believe me.
653
00:45:41,638 --> 00:45:42,556
You gonna be all right?
654
00:45:42,923 --> 00:45:45,509
Yeah, don't worry about me.
655
00:45:45,509 --> 00:45:49,513
Don't worry about the car, either, 'cause
I could tune that in my sleep.
656
00:45:49,930 --> 00:45:53,517
[Announcer]
Frank the Crank, he's got
Webber's Body Shop
657
00:45:54,017 --> 00:45:57,020
down on the corner of Elm and 155.
[engine revving]
658
00:45:57,020 --> 00:46:03,026
...has just been blistering the asphalt
on the entire East Coast this summer.
659
00:46:03,026 --> 00:46:07,831
You don't see many of those around anymore.
That's a steel Fiat body.
660
00:46:08,031 --> 00:46:09,616
[engine revving]
661
00:46:09,616 --> 00:46:11,785
John! Let's go!
662
00:46:16,757 --> 00:46:19,092
It was just a couple of years
ago that Shirley
663
00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:21,962
got her license
right here at Englishtown.
664
00:46:21,962 --> 00:46:24,465
But she's not even qualified
for the program yet.
665
00:46:24,465 --> 00:46:28,018
And if she doesn't make it on this run,
she won't be racing tomorrow.
666
00:46:28,018 --> 00:46:30,521
Hey, remember your old buddy?
667
00:46:30,521 --> 00:46:32,022
Hey, yeah!
668
00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:34,024
Hey, I got you a present.
669
00:46:34,024 --> 00:46:36,527
Start your own scrapbook.
Hey, thanks a lot.
670
00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:40,531
Yeah, all you gotta do is point it in the
right direction and just pull the trigger.
671
00:46:40,531 --> 00:46:42,032
Okay, thanks.
672
00:46:48,489 --> 00:46:50,707
Hey, check that out.
It's a lady.
673
00:47:43,510 --> 00:47:45,963
[Announcer]
We hope she's okay.
674
00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:49,967
But for Shirley Muldowney,
what a tough break.
675
00:47:50,467 --> 00:47:53,937
There'll be no racing tomorrow
for the lady dragster driver.
676
00:47:53,937 --> 00:47:55,973
Just get that pissed
that you gotta fight it,
677
00:47:56,356 --> 00:47:58,442
and I have to have
all these things broken.
678
00:47:58,942 --> 00:48:02,229
Nothin' would have been broken if you
hadn't tried to run it so lean.
679
00:48:02,229 --> 00:48:04,731
That's not it. Shirley Muldowney won't
lift off and lose a race.
680
00:48:04,731 --> 00:48:08,735
That's what it is.
I got a burned engine and
I don't know what the hell
681
00:48:08,735 --> 00:48:10,988
it's gonna cost me,
'cause you don't back off!
Yeah?
682
00:48:10,988 --> 00:48:12,489
Yeah.
How do we know that, huh?
683
00:48:12,489 --> 00:48:14,491
How do we know it was me?
684
00:48:14,491 --> 00:48:16,493
Maybe it was you screwed up.
685
00:48:16,493 --> 00:48:18,996
I wasn't tossin' back
beers all afternoon.
686
00:48:19,496 --> 00:48:21,498
See, I'm not perfect.
687
00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:23,500
And, uh, cars aren't perfect.
688
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:26,720
But Shirley Muldowney, she is perfect.
689
00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:28,555
Why don't you have a go at it, Shirl?
690
00:48:29,056 --> 00:48:30,474
Come on, take a shot at the car.
691
00:48:30,474 --> 00:48:34,978
Hey, no, no way, you can tune
her in your sleep, right?
692
00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:36,647
[Connie]
Threw a rod, huh?
693
00:48:36,647 --> 00:48:37,431
Shitty luck.
694
00:48:37,431 --> 00:48:39,766
You guys had a real
pretty run going, too.
695
00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:44,521
You know, I'd richen up the engine just
a bit so it don't run so lean in the end.
696
00:48:47,991 --> 00:48:50,410
Couldn't you feel
it nosin' over?
697
00:48:50,410 --> 00:48:53,530
When it gets like that, man,
you gotta get off...
698
00:48:53,530 --> 00:48:56,416
I never forget, one time I was
in Baton Rouge...
699
00:48:56,416 --> 00:48:58,118
Really?
700
00:48:58,118 --> 00:49:00,621
That's interesting. Thank you
very much, I appreciate it.
701
00:49:00,621 --> 00:49:03,340
I'll remember that.
702
00:49:10,263 --> 00:49:15,185
Just a few more words of wisdom
from your favorite lousy bum.
703
00:49:20,140 --> 00:49:23,727
Hey, sport, you get any
good pictures of me yet?
704
00:49:24,061 --> 00:49:27,397
Yeah, thanks a lot.
705
00:49:29,399 --> 00:49:32,402
Sorry.
706
00:49:40,210 --> 00:49:41,712
Hey!
707
00:49:41,712 --> 00:49:45,716
I tell you, I don't appreciate
you hittin' on my wife.
708
00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:48,218
What?
709
00:49:48,218 --> 00:49:51,722
Hey, we go out and have dinner a
couple of years ago and, um,
710
00:49:52,222 --> 00:49:57,177
I come by and say hello again and now you're
puttin' 2 and 2 together and gettin' 10.
711
00:50:08,905 --> 00:50:14,494
Oh, hey, my tools are yours,
so if you feel like it
712
00:50:14,494 --> 00:50:16,997
come on over, we'll rummage
through a few things and, uh,
713
00:50:16,997 --> 00:50:20,000
maybe you can get another
crack at qualifying.
714
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,002
Thanks, man. Thanks a lot.
715
00:50:22,502 --> 00:50:24,504
All right.
716
00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:45,025
## To everything
turn turn turn ##
717
00:50:45,025 --> 00:50:50,030
## There is a season
turn turn turn ##
718
00:50:50,030 --> 00:50:54,451
## And a time to every
purpose under Heaven ##
719
00:50:57,454 --> 00:50:59,239
## A time to be born ##
720
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:01,241
## A time to die ##
721
00:51:01,241 --> 00:51:03,243
## A time to plant ##
722
00:51:03,243 --> 00:51:05,245
## A time to reap ##
723
00:51:05,245 --> 00:51:06,747
## A time to kill ##
724
00:51:06,747 --> 00:51:08,749
## A time to heal ##
725
00:51:08,749 --> 00:51:11,752
## A time to laugh ##
726
00:51:11,752 --> 00:51:16,339
## A time to weep ##
727
00:51:16,339 --> 00:51:21,928
## To everything
turn turn turn ##
728
00:51:21,928 --> 00:51:26,933
## There is a season
turn turn turn ##
729
00:51:26,933 --> 00:51:31,688
## And a time to every
purpose under Heaven ##
730
00:51:34,574 --> 00:51:35,992
## A time to build up ##
731
00:51:36,576 --> 00:51:38,078
## A time to break down ##
732
00:51:38,578 --> 00:51:40,080
## A time to dance ##
733
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:43,083
## A time to mourn ##
734
00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:46,086
## A time to
cast away stones ##
735
00:51:46,586 --> 00:51:52,092
## A time to gather
stones together ##
736
00:51:52,592 --> 00:51:56,096
The summer of...what the hell
summer is it anyway?
737
00:51:56,096 --> 00:51:57,597
I'm losing track.
738
00:51:57,597 --> 00:52:03,520
Anyway, to a lot more wins,
and a lot more good times!
739
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,556
All right.
Here you go.
740
00:52:06,556 --> 00:52:08,058
Oh, look at that
stuff bubble up.
741
00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:09,476
Here you are.
742
00:52:09,476 --> 00:52:10,894
Here it is, Jack.
743
00:52:11,394 --> 00:52:13,396
I got a better toast.
744
00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:17,818
To a long winter's rest
is my toast.
745
00:52:17,818 --> 00:52:19,653
Jack, can I see you for a minute?
746
00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:22,956
I got a customer that has a problem,
something's wrong with his car.
747
00:52:22,956 --> 00:52:25,458
So I figured maybe you
could give him a hand.
748
00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:29,713
Yeah, no problem.
749
00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:42,642
I guess it'd be time for you to break out
that winter gear, hmm?
750
00:52:45,145 --> 00:52:47,147
Yeah, but not you, right?
751
00:52:47,647 --> 00:52:51,651
You got it, I'm going where the
weather's warm and tracks are hot.
752
00:52:53,153 --> 00:52:56,740
Come on, a track's a track.
753
00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:58,742
It's a whole other thing down South.
754
00:52:58,742 --> 00:53:01,745
Out West, Gainesville, Orange County.
755
00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:04,364
Compared to that,
this is minor league.
756
00:53:04,865 --> 00:53:05,866
You oughta see it.
757
00:53:05,866 --> 00:53:07,367
I'd like to.
758
00:53:07,367 --> 00:53:08,869
Well then you should!
759
00:53:08,869 --> 00:53:10,871
The prize money they
got there, the sponsors.
760
00:53:10,871 --> 00:53:13,373
You guys'd have a pro
operation goin' in no time.
761
00:53:13,373 --> 00:53:16,877
Jack is a much better
mechanic than even he knows.
762
00:53:17,377 --> 00:53:22,265
And, Shirley, you got more damn
raw talent than I've ever seen.
763
00:53:22,549 --> 00:53:26,603
All you need to go major
league is to just want to.
764
00:53:29,105 --> 00:53:34,611
I don't know.
It's all very nice.
765
00:53:35,111 --> 00:53:38,114
Very nice
and very far away.
766
00:53:38,114 --> 00:53:40,567
California, my God.
767
00:53:40,567 --> 00:53:43,570
Yeah, there's a lot
of decisions gotta be made.
768
00:53:43,570 --> 00:53:48,375
From now on, I'm gonna
run top fuel all the way.
769
00:53:48,375 --> 00:53:49,876
You're the first to know.
770
00:53:50,377 --> 00:53:54,881
I'm gonna kick Garlits' ass up and
down every track there is, man.
771
00:53:54,881 --> 00:53:57,384
What do you think?
772
00:53:57,384 --> 00:53:59,386
I think it's great.
773
00:54:03,390 --> 00:54:09,095
I also think you got a funny car you
won't need anymore, right?
774
00:54:15,185 --> 00:54:17,187
Hey, Jack?
775
00:54:17,687 --> 00:54:20,690
How would you feel about keepin'
the racin' goin' all year?
776
00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:25,195
Not stoppin'.
777
00:54:25,195 --> 00:54:28,198
Hey, John! John, come on down,
we're leavin'.
778
00:54:28,198 --> 00:54:29,199
Jack, listen to me.
779
00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:30,700
We could do real good.
780
00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:32,202
Dad.
781
00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:34,704
Come on, say goodnight to
Angela, I said we're leaving.
782
00:54:34,704 --> 00:54:36,206
We could do great out West.
783
00:54:36,206 --> 00:54:37,207
We'd get sponsors.
784
00:54:37,707 --> 00:54:40,877
We'd be major league,
there's big prize money.
785
00:54:40,877 --> 00:54:43,380
And I'm talkin' about
racin' a funny car.
786
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:48,385
Connie's movin' up to top fuel,
he said he'd sell us his funny.
787
00:54:48,385 --> 00:54:50,353
Yeah?
Yeah.
788
00:54:50,353 --> 00:54:52,973
Because he knows we can't afford it.
789
00:54:52,973 --> 00:54:55,025
We don't have to
give him anything now.
58560
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