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♪ Ladies night Adonis ♪
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♪ Working after hours ♪
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♪ Ripples on my chest
Never got a nights rest ♪
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♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar
I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar
I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ A modern day Jack ♪
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♪ A jock with an act ♪
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♪ Hey, Lolita, touch
me Squeeze me, ooh... ♪
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♪ I was a male stripper
in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ Ah! ♪
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♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪
♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ Built like a truck ♪
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♪ I'd bump for a buck ♪
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♪ Tips in my G-string
made my living ♪
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♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar
I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar
I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ In hot cop drag ♪
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♪ In another man's stag ♪
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♪ Dressed to tease ‘em
Strip to sleaze 'em ♪
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♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar
I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar
I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ Strip for me, babe ♪
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♪ Strip for you ♪
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♪ Strip for me 'cause
I want you to ♪
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♪ Strip for me, babe ♪
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♪ Strip for you ♪
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♪ Strip for me 'cause
I want you to ♪
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♪ Ladies night Adonis ♪
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♪ Working after hours ♪
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♪ Ripples on my chest,
Never got a nights rest ♪
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♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar
I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ A modern day Jack,
A jock with an act ♪
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♪ Hey, Lolita, touch
me, squeeze me ♪
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♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar
I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ I was a male
stripper in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ And built like a truck ♪
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♪ I'd bump for a buck ♪
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♪ Tips in my G-string
made my living ♪
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♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar
I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ In hot cop drag ♪
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♪ In another man's stag ♪
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♪ Dressed to tease ‘em
Strip to please 'em ♪
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♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar
I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪
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♪ Strip for me,
babe. Strip for you ♪
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♪ Strip for me 'cause
I want you to ♪
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♪ Strip for me, babe ♪
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♪ Strip for you ♪
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♪ Strip for me 'cause
I want you to ♪
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♪ Strip for me,
babe. Strip for you ♪
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♪ Strip for me 'cause
I want you to ♪
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♪ Strip for me,
babe. Strip for you ♪
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♪ Strip for me 'cause
I want you to ♪
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What’d ya think?
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What the hell DB?
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I thought you said you
liked the TikTok idea!
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I do. I Googled it.
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More people watch
TikTok than YouTube.
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We're gonna livestream
your death on it.
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You're not gonna do my dance?
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Director Bustard, I
can be much better.
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I nearly got cast as Gavroche
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in a dance-version of
Les Mis at the Old Fitz.
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Yeah, and Phil Choi is
really good with rhythm,
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it's just he got
shot in the dick.
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Wasn't the dick.
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It wasn't, sir. It was his ass.
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- It wasn’t his ass!
- We're not doing dancing!
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We're going to drown you.
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Let's see how many
people want to see that.
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Hey, hey! I think we are
getting just a little
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far away from the
plan, DB, you know?
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Redemption, bravery,
famous heroes.
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People do wanna see that.
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They do wanna see...
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Your country sent someone here
to kill you, not save you.
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It's time to face it!
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Nobody wants to hear
your story, or ours.
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Nobody cares!
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I do.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm here for you.
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- Me?
- Mm-hm.
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I wanna know about you.
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The world wants
to know about you.
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You and your story.
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The world doesn't wanna
know about my story.
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Yes, it does.
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You’ve just have the
wrong people telling it.
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This is Josie Justice,
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coming to you live from
inside the secret POW camp
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where the four Australian
hostages are being held.
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Tensions are high inside here.
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And as you can see,
the boys are weak,
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frail, and have
all but lost hope.
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But despite the chaos and
through their despair,
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that cheeky Australian
spirit still thrives.
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Uh...
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We are now under
direct artillery fire.
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It's impossible to know
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if it is from the
local government forces
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or some other for...
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- This country has some...- Hey!
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They followed you here!
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Throw her in the cage with
the other Australian idiots.
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I asked you to leave my country.
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I warned you to end the
plight of my people.
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You have 12 hours to remove
any capitalist influence,
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and close down every
single golf course...
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Or I will kill them all.
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Your twelve hours, starts now.
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When he says "now"
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Does he mean "now" now? I
mean, is that, is that live?
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A... As in right now?
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Or is it like,
"now" in ages time.
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Anyway,
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our thoughts are prayers,
of course, go out to...
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This "journalist" just turns
up in Behati-Prinsloo? Arugh...
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How in the hell would she
even have found the place?
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Duh-unless...
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this was a deep-state
operation from globalists...
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What exactly Justice was doing
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in the volatile
country, is unclear.
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But there are reports on
unverified social media accounts
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that Ms. Justice is somehow
implicated in the story
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of the Behati-Prinsloo Four,
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with some dedicated
superfans of the Four
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claiming one of the
soldiers is involved
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with Ms Justice romantically.
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With our very own Josie
Justice taken hostage.
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And mysterious objects keep
turning up on Australian beaches.
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Missing journalists,
missing planes,
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we'll look into both.
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And tomorrow night, my
follow up with Sean Penn.
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Speculation, he may be
getting involved in the race
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to save the missing soldiers.
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We’re just
getting a breaking story...
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What the fuck do we do if
Sean Penn gets involved?
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He's an actor, sir.
It's all pretend.
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Think he can beat me in a race?
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- A running race?
- Any race.
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You
look pretty fit, sir.
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I gotta tee something
up then, eh?
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Maybe even televise it.
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Not sure that's the best idea.
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Why? You think he could beat me?
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You think you could
beat me in a race?
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Middle distance, I'd
have you covered.
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- But you won't race?
- Not with my knees.
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Well, if you won't race,
you'll never beat me in a race.
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If I won't race, you'll
never beat me in a race.
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What'd ya bench?
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What the hell is this?
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A livestream with 73 viewers.
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I thought you said
The Dingo did his job.
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He did.
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This is a livestream of the
camp at Behati-Prinsloo.
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Right now!
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Enzo?
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You think you could
beat me in a race?
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Sir, this is a serious problem.
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Oh, here we go. Gunna pull
out too aye? Sore knees?
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With the Prime
Minister repeatedly denying
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involvement in the region,
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this could be a difficult
race for him to win.
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Oh! Oh!
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- Your knees are sore...
- They are.
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So, you can't race.
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But my knees are fine, so...
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- I can race.
- Fantastic.
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Short, middle or long-distance?
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If Sean is involved, this race
is gonna have to be a sprint.
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Oh, you fucking Seppos, eh?
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Explode out of the blocks.
Get it done, get it over with.
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Well, we would like to
get it done now, yes.
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So, are we gonna do this, now?
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Any fucking time you like,
Speedy Gonzales. Green light.
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Okay.
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- That was magnificent!
- Oh, my goodness! Thank you!
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You were amazing!
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Oh, the voice, the hair, it
was brilliant. Well done.
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I thought you were
great too, Shammi.
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What now?
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We have the eyes of
the world on us now.
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So,
we tell your story,
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one-on-one, behind enemy lines.
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They are gonna eat this up.
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So, I'm gonna give you a number to
call within the Australian military,
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tell them you want
30-minutes prime time
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or you'll kill me.
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Well, we were torturing them
and nobody gave two shits.
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You get rag-dolled once, they
put you straight onto prime time?
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No one really cares about
four straight white guys
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any more, you know?
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But I'm Lebanese.
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I actually belong to the
Chinese-Korean-Australian community.
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I can play Eastern
European or Jewish,
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or Eastern European-Jewish.
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- Can you?
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
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What about us?
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Guys, just sit tight, okay?
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As long as I'm here,
he's not gonna kill you.
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People are looking for more female-driven
storylines these days, you know?
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I'm doing all of
this for my daughter!
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Yeah, but that's a
man saving a woman.
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People aren't really
going for that any more.
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Look, no one has ever drowned
between the flags, ever.
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That does sound interesting.
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This feels a little
bit different.
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No one has drowned
between the flags
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because someone is
always watching.
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I get eyes on you guys,
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I get the world
watching...
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he ain't doing shit.
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- Thanks... Thanks, Josie. Thanks.
- Okay, thanks.
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Thanks, Josie.
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I would like to show you
something, Josie Justice.
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Something, you will
not find in your world.
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This island is named
after this flower.
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The Behati-Prinsloo.
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Long ago,
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before war and golf courses
ravaged these lands,
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once a year, this flower would bloom
from one coastline to the other.
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For us, it represented the
cycle of life and love.
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But within its blooming
flower was a syrup
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that could preserve honey
well beyond its use-by date.
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The Royal family sold the syrup
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to a honey manufacturer
from New Zealand.
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And now, with the irrigation
of the golf courses,
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the flower has all but
disappeared from Behati-Prinsloo.
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But not entirely.
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- Maximus - Oh.
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So, you just wanna
save the flowers.
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With the flowers, go the bees.
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I want to save the island.
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Your father will
calm down, Bhanis.
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Habibi...
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It was his cousin's wedding.
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It's been difficult for him.
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It's not just tonight, mama.
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It's been my whole life...
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he's never looked
at me in the eye.
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It's difficult.
It's complicated...
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He's sending me
to the army, mama.
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He wants me to bring
honour back to this family,
245
00:12:50,255 --> 00:12:52,255
but he's never honoured me.
246
00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:55,075
He's never respected me.
247
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,495
He has respected you, Habibi.
248
00:12:58,535 --> 00:13:00,776
He hasn't respected himself.
249
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:09,096
When you were born,
250
00:13:09,816 --> 00:13:12,277
you were very large.
251
00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:14,517
Yeah. Yeah, eight-pound-seven.
252
00:13:14,617 --> 00:13:17,337
No. No, Habibi.
253
00:13:18,857 --> 00:13:20,198
Down there.
254
00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:22,298
What, my dick and shit?
255
00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:26,098
You were bigger
than your father.
256
00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:30,139
What, as a baby?
257
00:13:32,619 --> 00:13:35,819
It's been very difficult
for him, Habibi.
258
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,620
Poor dad.
259
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,301
All the posters,
260
00:13:50,701 --> 00:13:52,321
and the girls that
have come round...
261
00:13:52,421 --> 00:13:54,961
and
now the wedding,
262
00:13:55,061 --> 00:13:57,061
with the bride,
263
00:13:57,661 --> 00:13:59,641
and the groom...
264
00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:03,102
I want him to believe
in you, Habibi.
265
00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:05,602
He will.
266
00:14:05,702 --> 00:14:10,062
But the army is very
dangerous, Bhanis.
267
00:14:11,663 --> 00:14:13,663
So am I.
268
00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:17,023
I'm strong.
269
00:14:18,863 --> 00:14:20,864
I can handle it.
270
00:14:22,784 --> 00:14:24,784
I'm gonna do it for dad.
271
00:14:29,184 --> 00:14:31,445
It's okay, Bhanis.
272
00:14:31,545 --> 00:14:32,845
It's just a rat.
273
00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:34,525
I
don't trust rodents.
274
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,165
Why are their legs
and arms so skinny?
275
00:14:36,265 --> 00:14:38,325
Oh, it's just a bunch
of particles colliding
276
00:14:38,425 --> 00:14:39,885
against another
bunch of particles.
277
00:14:39,985 --> 00:14:41,446
They're just like us.
278
00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:42,846
We need to get out of here.
279
00:14:42,946 --> 00:14:44,566
Yeah, no shit, Bhanis.
280
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,606
We're in a fucking bamboo
cage that is sinking.
281
00:14:46,706 --> 00:14:47,686
What else should we do?
282
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,166
Buy Bitcoin ten years ago?
283
00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:50,927
Guys, guys! Let's
just trust Josie.
284
00:14:51,027 --> 00:14:52,047
She's on our side.
285
00:14:52,147 --> 00:14:56,187
♪ Behati! ♪
286
00:14:57,227 --> 00:15:02,008
♪ C'est le pays de nos désirs ♪
287
00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:03,968
Josie is
teaming up with DB.
288
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:05,048
You heard her.
289
00:15:05,148 --> 00:15:07,128
No one cares about three
straight white guys.
290
00:15:07,228 --> 00:15:08,848
Look at his stupid face.
291
00:15:08,948 --> 00:15:10,529
He's fucking singing to her.
292
00:15:10,629 --> 00:15:14,609
♪ Behati! ♪
293
00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:16,709
What ya thinking Cap?
294
00:15:17,469 --> 00:15:20,190
I'm thinking I've seen that
face before, in the mirror,
295
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,270
back when I thought I was
gonna be one of the River Boys.
296
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:28,650
♪ Behati! ♪
297
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,291
This was our idea,
298
00:15:30,391 --> 00:15:31,891
and DB's gonna make
it all about him.
299
00:15:31,991 --> 00:15:34,411
Right. We need
to get out of here.
300
00:15:34,511 --> 00:15:35,791
Isn't that what I
just said, Rowdy?
301
00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:38,291
And, and we need
to convince them
302
00:15:38,391 --> 00:15:40,332
to let us be a
part of the story.
303
00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:42,552
This is a sticky
situation. Any ideas?
304
00:15:49,272 --> 00:15:51,213
Hey! At least we're
thinking, Bhanis.
305
00:15:51,313 --> 00:15:52,313
You're not even thinking.
306
00:15:52,393 --> 00:15:53,853
Just doing chin-ups
like a moron.
307
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,893
There are two things in here.
308
00:15:55,993 --> 00:15:58,253
Us and weak little rats.
309
00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:00,354
- Ah, not the fucking rats.
- Rats?
310
00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:03,034
Oh, Josie, Josie
311
00:16:05,234 --> 00:16:07,234
- Are you a strong swimmer, Albhanis?
- Yes.
312
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,475
Huh. Shawshank Redemption?
313
00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:16,335
- Shawshank?
- Shawshank.
314
00:16:23,236 --> 00:16:26,776
Oh, yes.
315
00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:29,616
Uh... Sir, you wanted
to speak with me?
316
00:16:29,716 --> 00:16:32,657
I... I don't trust what
I can't see, Jemima.
317
00:16:32,757 --> 00:16:34,837
I'm gonna need to see a face
if you're gonna speak with me.
318
00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:41,558
Oh!
319
00:16:45,278 --> 00:16:48,198
Nothing beats the
strength of a man, Jemima.
320
00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:54,559
Unless, of course, it's two men.
321
00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:56,659
Remember that.
322
00:16:56,759 --> 00:16:58,579
Who's this?
323
00:16:58,679 --> 00:17:01,100
Uh, he's my new note-taker.
324
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,460
For my biography.
325
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,860
I thought I was your
note-taker for your biography.
326
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,060
No, he's smarter than you.
327
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,220
- He doesn't think.
- Thank you, sir.
328
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,121
- Sir.
- Under here, Ambassador.
329
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,441
Oh! Ooh, yes. Oh.
330
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,582
Sir, about the race...
331
00:17:25,682 --> 00:17:27,022
You've met Jemima, haven’t you?
332
00:17:27,122 --> 00:17:28,822
- Hello, Jemima.
- Hello.
333
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,623
She's not taking
my notes any more.
334
00:17:30,723 --> 00:17:33,703
Yeah, w... whatever! I'm
worried about the journalist.
335
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,863
Well, you would use
that as an excuse.
336
00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:38,143
The PM believes you
either win or you lose.
337
00:17:38,243 --> 00:17:40,144
So, the journalist
is irrelevant?
338
00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:41,904
We're just gonna
run the race anyway?
339
00:17:42,004 --> 00:17:44,004
You heard from the man himself.
340
00:17:44,484 --> 00:17:45,504
Anytime.
341
00:17:45,604 --> 00:17:47,604
Understood.
342
00:17:51,725 --> 00:17:53,725
Aahhh
343
00:17:59,485 --> 00:18:01,605
One of you wouldn't mind
shutting the door, would you?
344
00:18:04,606 --> 00:18:06,606
Oh, Jesus.
345
00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:51,671
Who the fuck are you?
346
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,772
I'm Lieutenant Pete.
347
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,012
I'm saving you.
348
00:19:10,653 --> 00:19:13,093
Do I look like a fucking
Disney Princess to you?
349
00:19:14,093 --> 00:19:16,253
I... I mean...
350
00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:19,493
I wouldn't say that you don't
look like a Disney Princess.
351
00:19:20,334 --> 00:19:22,074
You're ruining everything.
352
00:19:22,174 --> 00:19:24,594
I liberated you
from those idiots.
353
00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:26,034
What idiots?
354
00:19:26,134 --> 00:19:28,034
The Australians, they're fake.
355
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,515
It's all bullshit. I can't
let you waste your time.
356
00:19:30,615 --> 00:19:31,435
Waste my time?
357
00:19:31,535 --> 00:19:33,535
Do you have any idea
what I was about to do?
358
00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:38,395
You were about to embarrass
yourself and your country.
359
00:19:38,495 --> 00:19:40,516
Becoming the part of a
completely fake story
360
00:19:40,616 --> 00:19:42,636
makes losers out of all of us.
361
00:19:42,736 --> 00:19:45,076
So what do you mean by "fake"?
362
00:19:45,176 --> 00:19:47,176
Those guys, they're fake.
363
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,977
Right, so... So, they're
not really soldiers?
364
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:55,197
No, they're soldiers but...
365
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:57,697
All the stuff at the camp,
they're making it up.
366
00:19:58,857 --> 00:20:00,318
Okay.
367
00:20:00,418 --> 00:20:02,478
So, they weren't
really kidnapped?
368
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:05,078
No, they were kidnapped,
but everything after that,
369
00:20:05,178 --> 00:20:06,558
it's all bullshit.
370
00:20:06,658 --> 00:20:08,698
So they're not really
being tortured then?
371
00:20:09,538 --> 00:20:11,439
Okay, they're being tortured,
372
00:20:11,539 --> 00:20:14,039
but they want to be tortured.
373
00:20:14,139 --> 00:20:16,999
They... They want to be famous.
374
00:20:17,099 --> 00:20:19,099
And how do you know?
Why do you care?
375
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,420
I care about the
truth. I'm American.
376
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,040
Right.
377
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,660
You're not gonna let me
go back there, are you?
378
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,600
No, ma'am.
379
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,701
I'm taking you home.
380
00:20:32,341 --> 00:20:34,821
You don't wanna get stuck
on an island, trust me.
381
00:20:35,661 --> 00:20:37,701
Mm.
382
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:41,542
Do
you have a phone?
383
00:20:45,182 --> 00:20:47,702
Hey, if this works, do you think
the director will listen to us?
384
00:20:47,782 --> 00:20:49,362
I hope so.
385
00:20:49,462 --> 00:20:52,403
Otherwise, we just killed
#HotSoldier for nothing.
386
00:20:57,383 --> 00:20:59,403
- Bhanis!
- Oh Bhanis did it!
387
00:20:59,503 --> 00:21:00,484
Fuckin Legend!
388
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,644
Hey, Bhanis, was it hard?
389
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,905
Oh, fucking hell.
390
00:21:22,506 --> 00:21:23,446
Hello?
391
00:21:23,546 --> 00:21:25,206
Hey Jemima, it’s
Josie. Can you hear me?
392
00:21:25,306 --> 00:21:26,286
Who’s phone is this?
393
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,206
Don’t worry about that, I need
help But I do need you to...
394
00:21:29,306 --> 00:21:30,827
Josie, you have to get
the hell out of there.
395
00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:33,867
No I’m fine, I’m safe. I’m
with an American soldier...
396
00:21:34,387 --> 00:21:35,287
heading back to...
397
00:21:35,387 --> 00:21:37,007
Are you fucking serious?
398
00:21:37,107 --> 00:21:38,127
Is he hot?
399
00:21:42,028 --> 00:21:44,028
the helicopter
400
00:21:45,868 --> 00:21:47,868
Alright.
401
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,369
Don't worry, Jose.
402
00:21:50,469 --> 00:21:53,369
We protect Australian
lives at all costs,
403
00:21:53,469 --> 00:21:55,049
whatever the cost.
404
00:22:37,193 --> 00:22:40,574
World, this is not a
time for celebrations.
405
00:22:40,674 --> 00:22:43,394
There are
still four boys over there.
406
00:22:44,594 --> 00:22:47,414
Four brave, Australians...
407
00:22:47,514 --> 00:22:49,514
Each with their
own story to tell.
408
00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:53,355
And I, will be the
one to tell it.
409
00:22:54,435 --> 00:22:57,095
Sunday night, 8:30.
410
00:22:57,195 --> 00:22:59,635
Josie, I thought we didn't have
any troops in Behati-Prinsloo?
411
00:23:02,876 --> 00:23:05,376
8:30, Sunday night.
412
00:23:05,476 --> 00:23:09,416
Triumph for a free press tonight
with unsubstantiated reports
413
00:23:09,516 --> 00:23:12,257
that revered Australian
journalist, Josie Justice
414
00:23:12,357 --> 00:23:15,817
has been found alive and
well in Behati-Prinsloo.
415
00:23:23,238 --> 00:23:25,698
Leave Albhanis alone!
416
00:23:25,798 --> 00:23:28,418
What's your ex-husband
doing in Behati-Prinsloo?
417
00:23:28,518 --> 00:23:30,098
I don't know!
418
00:23:30,199 --> 00:23:31,319
I don't know what
he was doing there.
419
00:23:31,319 --> 00:23:33,319
He's always been...
420
00:23:33,759 --> 00:23:36,299
He has been brilliant
his whole life
421
00:23:36,399 --> 00:23:38,759
at turning victory into defeat.
422
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,500
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
423
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,860
Get out of here, you
lame-stream media sheeple.
424
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,980
Wake up! You're fake news!
425
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,260
Hey, hey.
426
00:23:53,721 --> 00:23:56,621
Look who's back, Josie Justice.
427
00:23:56,721 --> 00:23:58,781
How fucking good
is Josie Justice?
428
00:23:58,881 --> 00:24:00,882
I have a wife and
she is a woman.
429
00:24:11,763 --> 00:24:13,763
They look like good,
430
00:24:14,323 --> 00:24:17,283
big, strong hands.
431
00:24:18,523 --> 00:24:20,524
Don't they?
432
00:24:20,884 --> 00:24:22,884
I always thought
that's what they were.
433
00:24:27,044 --> 00:24:30,124
We found where the American got
in along the fence line, Director.
434
00:24:31,645 --> 00:24:34,605
But this world won't let
me hold on to anything.
435
00:24:38,565 --> 00:24:41,506
What about an episode
of Planet Earth?
436
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:44,426
Your... Your favourite?
437
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:46,546
You know, with the snakes...
438
00:24:46,646 --> 00:24:48,646
- and the iguana...
- What is the point?
439
00:24:49,526 --> 00:24:51,527
The snakes always win.
440
00:24:58,167 --> 00:25:00,528
It is time for the
iguanas to become snakes.
441
00:25:29,410 --> 00:25:30,951
Oh, hey, Director!
442
00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:32,671
Hey!
443
00:25:32,771 --> 00:25:34,691
It's bullshit, you cutting
us out of the interview
444
00:25:34,691 --> 00:25:35,671
with Josie Justice.
445
00:25:35,771 --> 00:25:37,011
Yeah, that was
our idea and shit.
446
00:25:37,011 --> 00:25:38,111
Yeah! That's not fair!
447
00:25:38,211 --> 00:25:40,352
- You didn't try to leave?
- No, fuck that.
448
00:25:40,452 --> 00:25:43,032
We are recording that
interview with you and Josie,
449
00:25:43,132 --> 00:25:45,472
and we're going on prime time.
450
00:25:45,572 --> 00:25:47,572
You boys will never stop, huh?
451
00:25:48,252 --> 00:25:50,193
You'll do anything
to tell your story?
452
00:25:50,293 --> 00:25:52,793
Ooh... Our story, DB.
453
00:25:52,893 --> 00:25:54,193
Our story.
454
00:25:54,293 --> 00:25:56,073
Yeah. Now with
Josie Justice here,
455
00:25:56,173 --> 00:25:58,173
the iguanas can tell their tale.
456
00:25:59,493 --> 00:26:01,474
Fucking Americans.
457
00:26:01,574 --> 00:26:03,574
So annoying.
458
00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:06,494
Would you like a
hit of this, Shammi?
459
00:26:12,335 --> 00:26:13,635
Guys,
460
00:26:13,735 --> 00:26:15,735
check out these dickheads.
461
00:26:23,576 --> 00:26:26,036
Tonight, my guest, Sean Penn.
462
00:26:26,136 --> 00:26:28,436
It's confirmed he's getting
involved in the race
463
00:26:28,536 --> 00:26:30,637
to save the Australian soldiers.
464
00:26:30,737 --> 00:26:32,897
We're talking with him
next. We'll be right back.
465
00:26:35,897 --> 00:26:37,757
Sir.
466
00:26:37,857 --> 00:26:40,278
Colonel Bishop.
We have a problem.
467
00:26:40,378 --> 00:26:41,358
Hey, it's fine!
468
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,438
I applied some self-tanning
cream around the eyes,
469
00:26:43,538 --> 00:26:44,758
so it'll even itself out.
470
00:26:44,858 --> 00:26:46,238
It's not about the tan, sir.
471
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:48,058
It's about the race between
you and the Prime Minister.
472
00:26:48,058 --> 00:26:49,518
What about the race?
473
00:26:49,618 --> 00:26:50,879
Somebody else has joined.
474
00:26:50,979 --> 00:26:52,799
- Joined what?
- The race!
475
00:26:59,459 --> 00:27:01,400
Sean, good to see you again.
476
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:04,520
I know you're not here to
dance or talk about salsa.
477
00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:06,000
Let's talk about
Behati-Prinsloo.
478
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,920
Yes, let's. Now, there's
debate about whether or not
479
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:10,681
they were supposed to be there.
480
00:27:10,781 --> 00:27:12,361
Four innocent guys,
481
00:27:12,461 --> 00:27:14,041
abandoned by their
own government.
482
00:27:14,141 --> 00:27:17,241
In fairness, the government
said they went rogue.
483
00:27:17,341 --> 00:27:20,041
And governments don't
negotiate with terrorists.
484
00:27:20,141 --> 00:27:22,802
What can the Prime
Minister really do here?
485
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:24,902
What I can do...
486
00:27:25,302 --> 00:27:27,042
is an exchange.
487
00:27:27,142 --> 00:27:28,282
What the fuck's he doing?
488
00:27:28,382 --> 00:27:30,803
Me for them.
489
00:27:30,903 --> 00:27:34,503
And if they let those
four Australian boys go,
490
00:27:35,623 --> 00:27:37,123
they get me.
491
00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:38,803
He's being an American.
492
00:27:38,903 --> 00:27:40,644
This is incredibly brave, Sean,
493
00:27:40,744 --> 00:27:43,244
but... what will you
do when you get there?
494
00:27:43,344 --> 00:27:45,424
What will you say
to the terrorists?
495
00:27:46,864 --> 00:27:48,864
If you think...
496
00:27:49,424 --> 00:27:51,425
that I'm afraid...
497
00:27:52,145 --> 00:27:54,145
of your terror...
498
00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:59,625
I was married to Madonna.
499
00:28:21,188 --> 00:28:24,088
♪ Well you can't sleep
in my bed no more ♪
500
00:28:24,188 --> 00:28:26,088
♪ Well, you can't
ride in my car ♪
501
00:28:26,188 --> 00:28:29,088
♪ I won't let you
cook for me, baby ♪
502
00:28:29,188 --> 00:28:31,489
♪ It's never gonna
get that far ♪
503
00:28:31,589 --> 00:28:34,089
♪ Gonna send you
back to wherever ♪
504
00:28:34,189 --> 00:28:37,089
♪ The hell it was you came ♪
505
00:28:37,189 --> 00:28:39,329
♪ Then I'm gonna
get this tattoo ♪
506
00:28:39,429 --> 00:28:41,290
♪ Changed to another
girl's name ♪
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♪ Oh, it ain't no fun no more ♪
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♪ I don't know what to say ♪
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♪ The honeymoon is over, baby ♪
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