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[Kia]
MAKE A LIST OF WOMEN
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THAT YOU THINK
ARE LESBIANS
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OR THAT
YOU KNOW ARE LESBIANS
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THROUGH HISTORY
OR PRESENT TIME.
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EVE.
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[Woman]
EVE WHO?
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[Laughter]
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SAPPHO.
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[Man]
HANNAH HOCH.
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WHO'S HANNAH HOCH?
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LILY TOMLIN.
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[Kia]
LILY TOMLIN.
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OKAY.
WHO ELSE?
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[Woman] DENNIS THE MENACE'S
NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR MARGARET.
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WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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KRISTY McNICHOL?
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MORGAN FAIRCHILD.
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ANGELA DAVIS.
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MARY LOU RETTON.
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MARY LOU RETTON?
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VIRGINIA WOOLF.
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MARILYN QUAYLE.
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OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN.
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CHELSEA CLINTON.
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[Woman]
SHE IS!
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WHAT ABOUT
PEPPERMINT PATTY?
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ENDORA FROM
BEWITCHED?
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AGNES MOOREHEAD.
AGNES MOOREHEAD?
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THE ENTIRE CAST
OF
ROSEANNE.
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HA HA HA!
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EXCEPT FOR DAN,
RIGHT?
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EXCUSE ME.
I HAVE A QUESTION.
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WHY ARE WE EVEN
MAKING THIS LIST?
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IT'S COMPLETELY
SPECULATION.
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THAT'S A REALLY GOOD
QUESTION.
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THROUGHOUT LESBIAN HISTORY,
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THERE HAS BEEN
A SERIOUS LACK OF EVIDENCE
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THAT WILL TELL US
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WHAT THESE WOMEN'S LIVES
WERE TRULY ABOUT.
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LESBIAN LIVES
AND LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS
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BARELY EXIST ON PAPER.
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IT'S WITH THAT IN MIND
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AND UNDERSTANDING THE MEANING
AND POWER OF HISTORY...
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THAT WE BEGIN TO WANT
TO CHANGE HISTORY.
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[Max]
I FEAR THAT THE MOMENT
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET
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WILL BE THWARTED.
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MAYBE IT ALREADY HAS BEEN.
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I THINK I SAW HER
ON THE SUBWAY YESTERDAY.
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I THOUGHT, "WE WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO MEET ON THE BUS."
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SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO
SIT NEXT TO ME,
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SPILL HER SODA ON ME.
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WE'D MAKE A GAME
OF CLEANING UP,
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TOUCH EACH OTHER
MORE THAN NECESSARY,
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GET OFF AT
THE SAME STOP, TALK.
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SHE SAYS, "WELL?"
LIKE SHE FEELS DUMB
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BECAUSE WE DON'T
KNOW EACH OTHER
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AND WE'VE BEEN TALKING
LIKE OLD FRIENDS.
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I REALIZE HOW EXCELLENT
SHE IS IN EVERY WAY.
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WE KISS IN THE STREET.
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WE TALK ABOUT IT
FOR YEARS LATER--
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HOW WE NEVER BELIEVED
IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
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UNTIL WE MET.
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INSTEAD, SOME FAT MAN
GOT IN THE WAY.
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SHE WAS RUSHING FOR THE BUS.
HE WADDLED AHEAD,
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SPILLING THE DRINK SHE WAS
SUPPOSED TO SPILL IN
MY LAP
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ON HIS INDIFFERENT SHOULDER.
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SHE MISSED THE BUS
WITH ME ON IT,
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AN EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO ME,
OBLIVIOUS,
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THINKING ABOUT
THE TEXTURE OF RAISINS
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AND SCRAPING AT GUM
STUCK TO THE SEAT IN FRONT.
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I'M SURE THIS IS
WHAT HAPPENED.
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THE WHOLE FIASCO PROBABLY
THREW US BOTH OUT OF WHACK.
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OUR PATHS WON'T CROSS
UNTIL YEARS LATER
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WHEN SHE'S FORGOTTEN
SHE'S A DYKE.
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SHE'LL MOVE IN NEXT DOOR.
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I'LL HAVE
A PAINFUL CRUSH ON HER.
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SHE'LL BE SITTING
WITH HER BOYFRIEND,
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AND SHE'LL WAVE TO ME.
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I'LL GET A LILT IN MY STOMACH
WHEN SHE WAVES,
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AND I'LL TRIP OVER MY CAT
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AND STUMBLE
IN A 3 STOOGES WAY.
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SHE'LL LOOK AWAY
LIKE SHE'S EMBARRASSED FOR ME.
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I'LL FEEL REALLY DUMB.
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THEN HER BOYFRIEND
WILL THINK
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I SEEM LIKE
I WOULD BE FUN.
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ONE MORNING, HE'LL INVITE ME
TO A SHINDIG THEY'RE HAVING.
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COME ON.
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I'LL GO
AND NOT KNOW ANYONE,
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SIT IN THE CORNER,
PLAY WITH PISTACHIO SHELLS,
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AND GIVE EACH WOMAN
A MENTAL MAKEOVER.
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"WHAT IF SHE WORE
BAGGY JEANS?"
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"SHE'D BE REALLY HOT
IF SHE CUT THAT PERM."
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THEN DREAM GIRL WILL
INTRODUCE ME TO SOMEONE.
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SHE'LL SAY, "THIS IS MATT.
SHE'S MY NEIGHBOR."
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I'LL SAY, "NO.
ACTUALLY, IT'S MAX.
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"IT'S MAX, LIKE,
WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE."
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I'LL WALK HOME SAYING,
"IT'S MAX. MY NAME IS MAX.
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"WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET
ON THE BUS 2 YEARS AGO.
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"WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
SITTING ON OUR COUCH,
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"READING AND PLAYING FOOTSIE
ABSENT-MINDEDLY.
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"MY NAME IS MAX
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"I WANT TO BORROW
YOUR T-SHIRTS,
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"WAKE YOU WHEN
I HAVE BAD DREAMS,
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"SMILE WHEN WE'RE FIGHTING
BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO ADORABLE,
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"PINCH YOUR BUTT WHEN
YOU'RE WALKING IN FRONT OF ME.
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"MY NAME IS MAX.
MAKE UP A NAME FOR ME,
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"SOMETHING YOU'D BE
EMBARRASSED TO CALL ME
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IN PUBLIC.
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"FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
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"WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET
SO LONG AGO.
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"WE'RE WAY BEHIND.
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"IT'S MAX.
MY NAME IS MAX."
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[Alarm buzzing]
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[Alarm stops]
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SHIT.
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[Kia] I WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE IN CLASS
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10 MINUTES AGO.
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WE'RE NOT
THAT LATE.
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STOP IT. THIS IS WHY
WE'RE IN TROUBLE ANYWAY.
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NO MORE SEX
AFTER MIDNIGHT.
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I'M NOT
WEARING THOSE.
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YOU HAVE ANY SOCKS?
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YEAH. THEY'RE
IN THE TOP DRAWER.
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HAVE YOU SEEN
MY LESSON PLANNER?
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NO. WHY DON'T
YOU ASK MAX?
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MAX, YOU UP?
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YEAH.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HAVE YOU SEEN
MY LESSON PLANNER?
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I THINK IT'S
ON THE FRIDGE.
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I'LL GET IT.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU
WAKE US UP?
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I'M NOT GOING TO BARGE
INTO THE LOVE NEST.
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HERE IT IS,
RIGHT HERE.
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WHERE? AH, THANKS.
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SO YOU REMEMBER
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
MEET TONIGHT?
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WHAT?
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YOU'RE GOING TO READ
MY PAPER, REMEMBER?
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IT'S GETTING
PUBLISHED.
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HEY, EVY.
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YOU FOUND IT.
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YEAH. DON'T FORGET
TO CALL YOUR MOM.
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I WON'T.
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5:00, FANTA CAFE,
YOU'RE READING MY PAPER.
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YOU ALREADY
SAID YES.
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OKAY, OKAY.
5:00.
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MOM, I HAVE TO
GO TO WORK.
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1 MORE SHIFT.
I'LL BE HOME THIS EVENING.
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NO DOUBLE SHIFTS TONIGHT.
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IT'S JUST REALLY BUSY,
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AND THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE
QUITTING, AND...
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O.K., MOM.
SI, SI.
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COMO NO.
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TE VEO A LA NOCHE.
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BYE.
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MY MOM SAYS JUNIOR WAS
OVER AGAIN LAST NIGHT.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
HE'S ALWAYS OVER THERE.
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ME EITHER.
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BABY, WE GOT TO GO.
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OKAY. MY BAG.
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BYE, MAX.
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[Max]
SEE YOU, EVY.
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BYE, MAX.
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[Max] OH, KIA.
KIA, KIA.
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I'LL SEE YOU AT 5:00.
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SEE YOU.
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♪[Jazz music playing]
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[Max] THIS PLACE
IS A DYKE-O-RAMA.
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WHAT IS IT--
FREE REFILLS
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IF YOU'VE EVER
KISSED A WOMAN?
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WHO HAD THE ROOT BEER?
ME. THANKS.
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COFFEE?
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[Kia] YES, THANK YOU,
JUST A LITTLE.
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SHE'S
REALLY CUTE.
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[Kia] SINCE THEY OPENED,
IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS.
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IT'S KIND OF COOL,
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BUT IT'S THE SAME
CRUSTY BROADS.
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[Max]
YOU KNOW THESE CHICKS?
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[Kia]
YEAH, MOST.
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[Max]
YOU TOO COOL TO SAY HI?
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WHO WOULD YOU LIKE,
MOST ATTRACTIVE TO LEAST?
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WE HAVE TOTALLY
DIFFERENT TASTES IN WOMEN.
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ARE YOU SAYING
I DON'T HAVE
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DISCRIMINATING
TASTE IN WOMEN?
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I WAS A DYKE WHEN YOU
WERE IN DIAPERS, KIDDO.
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I KNOW WHAT
A MATURE,
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ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IS.
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I'M NOT SURE I'M WILLING
TO SHARE THAT WITH YOU.
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HEY, DON'T CALL ME
KIDDO, GRANDMA.
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WHAT DOES THAT SAY
ABOUT MY LOVER?
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YOU WANTED TO
JUMP HER BONES.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
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WE HAVE DIFFERENT
TASTES IN WOMEN?
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THAT WAS
A WEIRD COINCIDENCE,
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EVEN WEIRDER THAT SHE
CAME ON TO YOU FIRST.
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I'M NOT LEAVING YOU
ALONE TOGETHER.
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YOU HAVEN'T DIPPED INTO
THE HONEY POT LATELY.
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THE HONEY POT? GOD,
YOU'RE SO '70s SOMETIMES.
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DON'T CUT IN ON
MY NUN LIFESTYLE.
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AT LEAST THOSE NUNS
ARE GETTING SOME.
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DON'T REMIND ME
THAT I HAVEN'T
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SLEPT WITH A WOMAN
IN 10 MONTHS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
ARE CALLING ME '70s
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WHEN YOU USE VICTORIAN
LANGUAGE FOR SEX.
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"SLEPT WITH"?
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IT'S SEX--
SEX AS IN SAFE SEX,
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AS IN FUCKING,
MAKING LOVE.
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YOU CAN STOP NOW.
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I'D BE MORE FAMILIAR
WITH THE TERMINOLOGY
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IF I REMEMBERED
WHAT IT WAS LIKE.
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HELP ME MEET
SOME HOT BABES.
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NOW, WHO DO YOU THINK
IS THE CUTEST,
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AND CAN YOU
INTRODUCE US?
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WHO DO YOU WISH
TO BE INTRODUCED TO?
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YOU TELL.
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IT'S YOUR LIBIDO.
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TELL ME.
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WELL, O.K.
LET'S SEE...
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I PICK CONTESTANT
NUMBER 1--
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THE WOMAN
RIGHT OVER THERE.
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SHE'S ADORABLE.
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YEAH?
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YOUR ATTACHMENT
TO THE '70s
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IS MUCH DEEPER
THAN I REALIZED.
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MAX,
SHE'S REALLY NICE.
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I HAVE ONE WORD--
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U-G-L-Y.
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♪ SHE AIN'T GOT
NO ALIBI, SHE'S UGLY ♪
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THAT IS SO UNCALLED-FOR.
CUT IT OUT.
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[Sound of bird's wings
fluttering]
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♪[Jazz music]
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[Max]
THANKS SO MUCH
234
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,219
FOR LOOKING
AT MY PAPER.
235
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,722
NO PROBLEM.
236
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,925
HEY, ARE YOU
STILL TALKING TO ME?
237
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,026
EVENTUALLY.
238
00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,895
I CAN NEVER
STAY MAD AT YOU LONG.
239
00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,912
ELY, HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
240
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,981
GOOD, KIA.
HOW ARE YOU?
241
00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,048
ARE YOU
STILL TEACHING?
242
00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,750
YEAH.
HOW'S KATE?
243
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,019
FINE. SHE'S STAYING
IN SEATTLE RIGHT NOW,
244
00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:21,887
KEEPS THREATENING
TO COME VISIT.
245
00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,456
I KNOW SHE'D
LIKE TO SEE YOU
246
00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,191
WHEN SHE COMES IN.
247
00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:26,859
HOW HAVE YOU
BEEN DOING?
248
00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:29,962
I HAVE A JOB AT
A VET FULL-TIME.
249
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,865
IT'S KEEPING ME BUSY.
250
00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:35,768
HI. I'M MAX,
KIA'S ROOMMATE.
251
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,503
NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M ELY.
252
00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:39,805
HI.
253
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,507
NICE TO SEE YOU GUYS.
254
00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:43,275
GIVE ME A CALL.
WE CAN GET TOGETHER.
255
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,410
I WILL.
256
00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:46,112
OKAY. BYE.
257
00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,616
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU KNEW HER.
258
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,318
SHE USED TO GO OUT
WITH A FRIEND.
259
00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:54,320
SHE'S NEVER GOING OUT
WITH THIS FRIEND.
260
00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,022
MAX,
GET OVER YOURSELF.
261
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:03,729
[Max]
KIA, WHO'S THIS CHICK
262
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:06,532
WE'RE GOING OUT WITH
AGAIN?
263
00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:07,566
KIA?
264
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:22,715
[Max]
OH...
265
00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:24,183
[Doorbell rings]
266
00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:25,317
HI, MAX.
267
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,952
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
268
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,254
IS KIA
PARKING THE CAR?
269
00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,890
NO. SHE HAD TO
DO STUDY PLANS
270
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:33,793
AT THE LAST MINUTE.
271
00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:36,662
DO YOU STILL
WANT TO GO?
272
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,130
MAYBE WE SHOULD
WAIT FOR KIA.
273
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:39,565
SHE REALLY
WANTED TO SEE IT.
274
00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:40,866
IT WAS HER IDEA.
275
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:44,303
I HAVE STUFF
TO DO ANYWAY.
276
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,372
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
277
00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:47,606
HEY, YOU GUYS.
278
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,175
HEY.
HEY, GIRL.
279
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,443
IT'S MAX,
RIGHT?
280
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,445
LOOKING CUTE AS USUAL.
HOW ARE YOU?
281
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,313
GOOD.
THANKS.
282
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,015
THIS IS MIMI.
283
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,416
YOU KNOW ELY,
RIGHT?
284
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,718
WE'VE MET.
285
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,520
YOU STANDING ON THE
DOORSTEP ALL NIGHT?
286
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,322
I WAS
JUST LEAVING.
287
00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,024
WE WERE SEEING
A MOVIE, BUT...
288
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,026
WE'RE GOING TO
THE BURRITO PALACE.
289
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,227
I'D INVITE YOU,
290
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:10,196
BUT I CAN SEE
YOU HAVE PLANS.
291
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,530
SEE YOU LATER.
292
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,865
BYE, YOU GUYS.
293
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,201
SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN
TO MAKE YOU STAND OUT HERE.
294
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,368
WANT TO COME IN
AND HAVE A DRINK?
295
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,370
NO, I'M FINE.
THANKS, THOUGH.
296
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,972
OKAY. WELL,
BYE.
297
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:21,540
BYE.
SORRY ABOUT THIS.
298
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,809
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
299
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:24,977
SOME OTHER TIME.
300
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,011
BYE.
301
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:35,054
[Footsteps]
302
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,756
[Doorbell rings]
303
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,093
YOU WANT TO
JUST GO SEE IT?
304
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,429
I THINK KIA'S
GETTING RID OF ME
305
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:44,330
SO SHE CAN
HAVE SEX WITH EVY
306
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:45,598
ON THE KITCHEN TABLE.
307
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:47,399
THAT SOUNDS
LIKE KIA.
308
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,135
YOU HAVE
SOME DIRT.
309
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,042
[Clinking]
310
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:23,502
[Horn honking]
311
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,838
THAT MOVIE SUCKED.
312
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,641
WHY DO QUEERS ALWAYS
HAVE TO BE SO PATHETIC?
313
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,009
I MEAN, I'M QUEER.
314
00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:32,411
I'M FINDING IT RELATIVELY
EASY NOT TO HATE MYSELF.
315
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,513
THE MAN IS
A GAY FILMMAKER.
316
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,815
HE HAS A RESPONSIBILITY
TO REPRESENT US
317
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,384
IN A POSITIVE WAY.
318
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,885
I LIKED THE FILM.
319
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,921
THERE WERE MANY BEAUTIFUL
THINGS ABOUT IT.
320
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,389
WE EXPECT
QUEER FILMMAKERS
321
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,690
TO TAKE
THE RESPONSIBILITY
322
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,492
TO REPRESENT
THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY.
323
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:49,662
THAT'S A LOT
TO ASK ANYONE.
324
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:51,864
I DON'T FEEL LIKE
WE CAN WITHSTAND
325
00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,532
SUCH NEGATIVE
REPRESENTATION
326
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,968
FROM WITHIN
OUR OWN RANKS.
327
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,970
HE HATES HIMSELF
FOR BEING GAY.
328
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,873
A LOT OF PEOPLE DO.
329
00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:03,375
WE WANT HIM
TO REPRESENT EVERYONE,
330
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,510
AND HE'S
JUST REPRESENTING
331
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,111
WHAT HE SEES
IN THE COMMUNITY.
332
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,580
YOU WANT SOME TEA
OR SOMETHING?
333
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,615
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
334
00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:12,051
THERE'S A BUNCH
OF DIFFERENT KINDS.
335
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,552
PICK OUT SOMETHING.
336
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,795
WOW! YOU HAVE
A LOT OF TEA.
337
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:23,596
YOU LIKE TEA?
338
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:24,897
I LIKE TEA.
339
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,365
DID YOU PICK OUT
WHAT YOU WANT?
340
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,968
I'M IN THE MOOD
FOR SOMETHING COLD.
341
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,203
OKAY.
ICED TEA?
342
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,705
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
343
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:34,473
CAN WE NOT SAY
THE WORD "TEA" ANYMORE?
344
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:35,574
ALL RIGHT.
345
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,211
DON'T SAY TEA.
346
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,179
YOU WANT TO GO
IN THE LIVING ROOM?
347
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,213
SURE.
348
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,519
SO, YOU'RE A VET?
349
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,189
I WISH. MORE LIKE
A NURSE'S AIDE.
350
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,857
YOU TAKE LITTLE
BANDAGES
351
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,759
AND PUT THEM ON
LITTLE KITTY PAWS?
352
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,995
UH-HUH. WHEEL AROUND
THE JELL-O CART,
353
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,364
FLUFF THEIR PILLOWS
AT NIGHT.
354
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,132
YOU GIVE THEM
BEDPANS?
355
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:02,101
MY FAVORITE PART.
356
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,702
I GUESS THAT MEANS
YOU'D HATE ME
357
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,472
IF I SAID I KILLED
A GUINEA PIG.
358
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:07,806
I WOULDN'T HATE YOU.
359
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,942
EVERYONE LIKES TELLING ME
GRISLY ANIMAL STORIES.
360
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:12,478
BUT I CAN TELL YOU?
YES.
361
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:14,813
MY BROTHER HAD THIS
SMELLY GUINEA PIG.
362
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,483
I WANTED TO
CLEAN THE CAGE.
363
00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:21,186
I PUT THE GUINEA PIG
IN A BOX IN THE SUN.
364
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:24,757
I FORGOT ABOUT IT,
AND IT JUST BAKED.
365
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,759
YUCK.
THAT'S PRETTY BAD.
366
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,261
I ONCE RAN OVER A SNAKE
WITH A LAWNMOWER.
367
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,096
GROSS.
368
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:34,199
IT KIND OF SPLIT IN 2,
BUT IT LIVED.
369
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,801
THE SNAKE LIVED?
370
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,269
WE TAPED IT
BACK TOGETHER,
371
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,638
AND IT GREW AND LIVED.
372
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,408
♪ THE PHONE WILL RING,
OR THE PHONE WON'T RING ♪
373
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,109
♪ I'M GONNA SIT HERE
EITHER WAY ♪
374
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,845
♪ AND PRETEND I DON'T MISS
ANYTHING ABOUT YOU ♪
375
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,481
LIAR.
376
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,984
NO, IT DID LIVE.
377
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,585
WHAT IS THIS?
378
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,987
OH, THAT'S, UM...
379
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,355
THAT'S A
GOOD-LUCK CHARM.
380
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,390
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND
GAVE IT TO ME.
381
00:15:58,424 --> 00:15:59,992
IT'S REALLY CUTE.
382
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:02,194
DO YOU WEAR IT
ALL THE TIME?
383
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:03,762
YEAH,
ACTUALLY, I DO.
384
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,065
IT'S KIND OF SKANKY.
DON'T LOOK AT IT.
385
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,266
UM, WHAT'S THIS?
386
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,167
[Telephone rings]
387
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,002
A THING I GOT
AT MICHIGAN.
388
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:12,271
IT'S LIKE THE BLACK
TRIANGLE THING.
389
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,373
[Answering machine clicks]
390
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:16,975
[Woman's recorded voice]
I'M STILL FREE
FRIDAY NIGHT.
391
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,844
WHOEVER LEAVES
THE SEXIEST MESSAGE
392
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:19,978
CAN WIN A DATE WITH ME.
393
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,814
IS THAT DARIA
ON THE MACHINE?
394
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,415
I NEVER LEAVE
THOSE MESSAGES.
395
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,150
SHE'S SO FUNNY.
396
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:28,120
[Different woman's voice]
IT'S ME. ARE YOU THERE?
397
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,355
CALL ME
WHEN YOU GET IN.
398
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,990
I HAVE GREAT NEWS.
I'M MISSING YOU.
399
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,492
CALL ME.
400
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,160
[Beep]
401
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,062
IS THAT YOUR MOM?
402
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:40,866
UM...IT'S MY PARTNER
IN SEATTLE.
403
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:44,069
OH. UM,
IS SHE ON VACATION?
404
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,938
NO. SHE
LIVES THERE.
405
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,607
OH, UM...
406
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,675
THAT'S REALLY SAD.
407
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,343
HOW LONG HAS
SHE BEEN THERE?
408
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:54,079
UM...
2 1/2 YEARS.
409
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:57,049
WHY DON'T YOU MOVE OUT
THERE OR SOMETHING?
410
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,318
WELL, IT'S
KIND OF COMPLICATED.
411
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:03,122
I MEAN,
SHE LEFT AFTER SCHOOL
412
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:04,189
TO WORK
OUT THERE.
413
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,491
SHE HAD A COMMITMENT
TO WORK.
414
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,693
I NEEDED TO STAY
AND FINISH SCHOOL,
415
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,029
AND I'M STILL TRYING
TO FINISH SCHOOL.
416
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,830
SHE HAS
A REALLY GOOD JOB.
417
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,299
WE JUST...
KIND OF PARTED.
418
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,046
THAT DATE WAS
A BAD SCENE.
419
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,549
I DON'T THINK MAX LIKES
YOU VERY MUCH, DARIA.
420
00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:32,484
SHE'LL COME AROUND.
421
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:35,087
WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO ABOUT KATE?
422
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,156
THAT RELATIONSHIP
HAS BEEN OVER
423
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,524
FOR A WHILE.
424
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,126
REMEMBER, KATE'S
A FRIEND OF MINE.
425
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,528
SHE'S MY FRIEND, TOO,
426
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,929
BUT I KNOW
A DEAD RELATIONSHIP
427
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,597
WHEN I SEE ONE.
428
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:46,865
I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT.
429
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,834
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE
STILL GOING OUT.
430
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:49,968
IT'S A PERFECT
EXAMPLE
431
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,004
OF HOW LESBIANS
NEVER BREAK UP.
432
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,006
THAT OLD LESBIAN
BED-DEATH.
433
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,774
THEY'RE NOT
A COUPLE.
434
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,510
I GOT A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT ELY AND MAX.
435
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,479
I THINK IT
WILL WORK OUT.
436
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,514
I FEEL SORRY
FOR ELY.
437
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:05,918
KATE CALLING--
SUCH SHITTY TIMING.
438
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,920
I DON'T THINK
WE'VE MET.
439
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,388
THIS IS MELANIE.
440
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,657
HI. CALL ME MEL.
441
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,059
OKAY, MEL.
442
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:16,662
I DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH MAX
443
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:17,963
IS ELY'S TYPE.
444
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,031
I THINK MAX
MIGHT BE
445
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:20,566
A LITTLE FAST
FOR HER.
446
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,867
MAYBE WE SHOULD
CALL THIS
447
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,635
"DARIA GOES FISHING."
448
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,370
GET OVER IT,
DARIA.
449
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:28,574
IT'S CALLED "GO FISH,"
NOT "ALL YOU CAN EAT."
450
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,775
TRUE ENOUGH.
451
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,710
BESIDES,
ELY WASN'T TRYING
452
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,812
TO GET OUT
OF THAT KISS.
453
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,280
THEY'RE
A TOUGH PAIR.
454
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:36,882
IS THERE SOME
NATURAL DISASTER
455
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,183
THAT HAPPENS
DURING THIS THING
456
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,685
THAT COULD FORCE
THEM TOGETHER--
457
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,653
LIKE GETTING STUCK
ON A TRAIN
458
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,655
BECAUSE OF
AN ACCIDENT?
459
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,190
I DON'T THINK SO.
460
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,059
LOOKS LIKE IT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN
461
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:48,293
THE LONG WAY.
462
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,561
THAT'S COOL,
463
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,864
SO LONG AS I GET
SOME NOOKIE.
464
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:54,399
HAVE SOME RESPECT
FOR MEL.
465
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:58,070
I WASN'T TALKING
ABOUT MAX. LIGHTEN UP.
466
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,104
[Bell tolls]
467
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,247
YOU'RE ADMITTING IT.
YOU SET ME UP.
468
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:12,050
NO. I HAD TO PLAN
MY LECTURES.
469
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,185
ONLY AFTER YOU LEFT
470
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,486
DID I DECIDE
TO SHOW A FILM.
471
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,221
I KNEW YOU'D MAKE UP
SOME CHEAP EXCUSE.
472
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:17,322
NOW YOU'LL PAY.
473
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,258
HEY!
474
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,894
I WANT YOU TO REFLECT
ON WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE.
475
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,596
THINK ABOUT YOUR SYMBOLIC
VIOLENCE TOWARDS ME.
476
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,900
NONE OF THAT WOMEN'S
STUDIES 101 SHIT.
477
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,735
THIS IS
NO LAUGHING MATTER.
478
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:32,337
IT'S WOMAN-ON-WOMAN
VIOLENCE. IT'S VERY SAD.
479
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,673
YOU'RE STEERING
THE CONVERSATION
480
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,575
AWAY FROM WHAT YOU
DID TO ME.
481
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,143
I THOUGHT
AFTER YOU GOT PAST
482
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,811
YOUR SHALLOW
FASHION REQUIREMENTS,
483
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,613
YOU'D FIND ELY
INTERESTING.
484
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,282
KIA, INTERESTING?
485
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:44,883
LET ME GO OVER
THINGS ABOUT HER
486
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,685
THAT WORKED FOR ME--
487
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,121
DRESSES LIKE MY MAMMA
IN THE '70s,
488
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:52,224
HAD 100 DIFFERENT
KINDS OF TEA--ALL DECAF,
489
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,959
SHE LIKED
THAT STUPID MOVIE,
490
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,328
SHE'S NOT INTERESTED
IN HER OWN OPPRESSION,
491
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,963
AND LAST
AND MOST IMPORTANT,
492
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,298
SHE'S MARRIED.
493
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:00,465
TO KATE?
494
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:03,101
YOU KNEW SHE HAD
A GIRLFRIEND?
495
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,071
I THOUGHT THEY BROKE UP.
THEY LIVE APART.
496
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,739
2 YEARS
OF NOT LIVING
497
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,074
IN THE SAME CITY.
498
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,009
THEY'VE VISITED 3 TIMES.
499
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,512
KATE WAS IN MY CLASS.
500
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,580
WHEN?
501
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:15,814
A COUPLE YEARS
BEFORE YOU.
502
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:18,216
WHAT'S SHE LIKE--
A TOTAL HIPPIE?
503
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,218
I'M NOT STARTING
IN ON THIS.
504
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:24,323
TELL ME--REGULAR, CRUNCHY,
OR EXTRA CRUNCHY?
505
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,258
I WON'T SAY
IF SHE'S A HIPPIE,
506
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,193
BUT SHE DID MOVE
TO SEATTLE.
507
00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:30,262
[Together]
EXTRA CRUNCHY.
508
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:31,396
IT DOESN'T MATTER
ANYWAY.
509
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,564
I REMAIN
AS I HAVE BEEN
510
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,032
FOR QUITE
SOME TIME--
511
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,168
A CAREFREE,
SINGLE LESBO.
512
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:37,970
[Together]
LOOKIN' FOR LOVE.
513
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,342
I THINK YOU GUYS
WOULD BE GOOD TOGETHER.
514
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,476
YEAH. THAT WOULD BE
515
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,144
THE LITTLE RELATIONSHIP
THAT COULD.
516
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,713
WHAT HAVE YOU
GOT TO LOSE?
517
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:48,714
KIA, THIS IS
SO WORTHLESS.
518
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,282
I WISH YOU'D ADMIT THAT.
519
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,451
WHY ARE THEY APART
IF THEY'RE SO IN LOVE?
520
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:55,654
YOU KNOW, SHE NEVER
MENTIONED LOVE.
521
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:58,557
IT WAS LIKE THEY WERE
BUSINESS PARTNERS.
522
00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,858
EVEN WEIRDER,
523
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,860
THERE'S NO REASON
THEY SHOULD LIVE APART.
524
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,262
I THOUGHT ELY WAS
IN SCHOOL.
525
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:04,596
SHE TOLD ME
SHE QUIT.
526
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:07,499
SHE'S HANGING AROUND
KEEPING DARIA COMPANY?
527
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:08,433
I GUESS.
528
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,235
MAYBE ELY
AND DARIA...
529
00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:13,338
EW! I DON'T THINK SO.
DARIA'S A HO.
530
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,607
YOU LEAVE DARIA ALONE.
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER
531
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,175
OUR COLLECTIVE
LESBIAN IMAGE BE--
532
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,645
HOT, PASSIONATE,
SAY-YES-TO-SEX DYKES
533
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:22,614
OR TOUCHY-FEELY
SISTERS OF THE WOODLANDS?
534
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:25,117
IT'S IMPORTANT THAT
WE ACKNOWLEDGE WOMEN
535
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:27,753
WHO ARE COMFORTABLE
WITH THEIR SEXUAL SELVES,
536
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,287
ESPECIALLY LESBIANS.
537
00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:31,456
DARIA'S A POSITIVE
'90s ROLE MODEL,
538
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,292
AND ELY'S
BEHIND THE TIMES.
539
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:34,860
I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE DOING IT.
540
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:39,064
ELY SEEMS
TOO HONEST FOR THAT.
541
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:41,066
BESIDES, YOU KNOW, HER
AND KATE ARE MONOGAMOUS.
542
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,535
IT'S PROBABLY MORE
OUT OF FEAR AND INERTIA
543
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:44,636
THAN ON PRINCIPLE.
544
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,204
ELY'S ALWAYS BEEN TIMID.
545
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,340
YOU MEAN OF SEX?
546
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:51,076
IT SEEMS LESS GENERAL--
A FEAR OF INTIMACY.
547
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:53,011
SHE'S IN THIS
REALLY COMFY POSITION.
548
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,446
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO
CONFRONT IT.
549
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,515
I GUESS
THAT MAKES SENSE.
550
00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:57,683
I HATE THIS.
551
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,584
WHY IS IT ALWAYS
LIKE THIS?
552
00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:01,186
I JUST WANT TO FIND
A GIRLFRIEND
553
00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:02,721
AND HAVE THERE BE
NO CATCHES,
554
00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:07,159
NO GLITCHES,
NO BOOBY TRAPS.
555
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,161
AS MUCH AS
WE JOKE ABOUT IT,
556
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:11,396
I REALLY JUST WANT TO
FIND A GIRLFRIEND.
557
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:14,433
I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW
COMPLICATED IT WOULD BE.
558
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:15,767
YOU SET ME UP.
559
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:16,535
YEAH.
560
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:19,871
I DESERVE IT.
561
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:21,807
HA HA HA!
562
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,809
NO, YOU DON'T
DESERVE IT.
563
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,577
WE DID GET ALONG,
564
00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:28,046
DESPITE HER SEVERE CASE
OF HIPPIE-ITIS.
565
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,186
YOU KNOW
THE WORST THING,
566
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:36,021
THE THING THAT
TOTALLY MAKES IT SUCK?
567
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:37,155
WHAT?
568
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,824
I KISSED HER.
569
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,425
SHE KISS YOU BACK?
570
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:41,393
YEAH.
571
00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:43,862
TONGUE?
572
00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:45,497
I'D SAY MY PLAN'S
STILL WORKING.
573
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,800
HA HA HA HA!
574
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,268
♪[Acoustic guitar
plays softly]
575
00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:55,207
[Applause on TV]
576
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,211
[Man on TV]
MY MOTHER USED TO EXPRESS IT
577
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,046
AS "A BUBBLE LEFT OF PLUMB"--
578
00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:04,149
ANOTHER EXPRESSION
FOR A LITTLE OFF-KILTER.
579
00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:06,585
[Door opens]
580
00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:07,619
[Daria]
HEY, GIRL.
581
00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:08,987
HEY, DARIA.
582
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,625
DID I GET
ANY MAIL?
583
00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:16,027
NO, NOTHING.
584
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,629
ANY PHONE CALLS?
585
00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:20,298
UM, THAT WOMAN
TRACY CALLED.
586
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:21,833
OOH.
587
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,568
HEY, AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK?
588
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:25,637
YEAH,
BUT IT WAS DEAD.
589
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:27,272
[TV show host]
YOU SAID
THERE WAS SOMETHING
590
00:23:27,305 --> 00:23:30,876
A WOMAN MUST TELL YOU
UP FRONT.
591
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,111
[Man on TV show]
ACTUALLY, IT'S WHAT
I'D LIKE TO TELL THEM.
592
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,380
[TV show host]
YOU WANT TO TELL THEM?
593
00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:36,882
[Man on TV show]
I'M HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
594
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,083
I'LL GET MORE.
595
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:39,317
[Man on TV show]
WE MAY HAVE SOMETHING
596
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:41,086
BUT I'M NOT LOOKING FOR
A LIFE MATE, GIRLFRIEND,
597
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,687
OR ANY SERIOUS COMMITMENT.
598
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:45,056
I'M JUST OUT TO GO RAGE.
599
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,258
[TV show host]
OK.
600
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:47,659
WE'LL SHOW EVERYBODY
THE 3 WOMEN
601
00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:49,661
LANCE HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
602
00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:51,029
FIRST IT WAS PAULA.
603
00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,364
THINGS THAT TURN HER OFF
ARE SQUISHY BODIES...
604
00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:53,598
I HATE THIS PART.
605
00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:56,268
YOU NEVER SEE HOW
THE DATE TURNS OUT.
606
00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:57,536
WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?
607
00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,171
IT ALWAYS TURNS OUT
SHITTY ANYWAY.
608
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,539
SOMETHING WRONG?
609
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:01,840
NO. IT'S OKAY.
610
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:03,041
ARE YOU
GOING TO BED?
611
00:24:03,074 --> 00:24:04,376
YEAH. SEE YOU.
612
00:24:04,409 --> 00:24:05,911
OKAY. GOOD NIGHT.
613
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,721
THIS IS NOT
LOOKING GOOD.
614
00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:17,889
THEY'RE BOTH
DEPRESSED
615
00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:20,392
AND SPENDING
ALL THAT TIME ALONE.
616
00:24:20,425 --> 00:24:22,561
I HOPE THIS WON'T BE
ONE OF THOSE
617
00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:24,062
"UNREQUITED LOVE"
STORIES.
618
00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:26,798
NO. EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO WORK OUT FINE.
619
00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:28,366
ELY'S JUST
THIS WAY.
620
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,035
SHE HAS TO GET
REALLY DOWN
621
00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:32,270
BEFORE SHE'LL DO SOMETHING
RADICAL TO CHANGE HER LIFE.
622
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,172
I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE.
623
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,740
WE COULD FORGET
THE WHOLE THING
624
00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:37,876
AND FIX ME AND MAX UP.
625
00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:39,477
THIS IS SAMANTHA.
626
00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:40,612
HI.
627
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,147
HI. CALL
ME SAM.
628
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:44,583
[Kia]
OKAY. HI, SAM.
629
00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:47,252
MISS CAMILLE--
A.K.A. MAX WEST--
630
00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,821
HAS GOT THIS IDEAL
GIRLFRIEND IN HER HEAD.
631
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,990
I THINK IT'S SOMETHING
LIKE HIP-HOP BARBIE.
632
00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:53,792
I'M HOPING
SHE'LL GROW UP
633
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,260
AND START
GETTING INTO ELY.
634
00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:56,895
HER REAL NAME
IS CAMILLE?
635
00:24:56,928 --> 00:24:58,763
THAT SLAYS ME.
636
00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:00,532
LET'S GET BACK
ON TRACK.
637
00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:02,033
WHAT WILL MAKE THEM
638
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:03,501
SPEAK TO
EACH OTHER AGAIN?
639
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:04,903
I HAVE NO IDEA.
640
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:06,571
WHY ARE LESBIANS
SO WEIRD?
641
00:25:06,605 --> 00:25:07,906
TELL ME
ABOUT IT.
642
00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:09,307
I THINK ELY'S WEIRD.
643
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,877
SHE'S NOT WEIRD,
JUST SHY.
644
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,512
[Kia] HOW LONG DO
YOU SUPPOSE IT'S BEEN
645
00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:14,679
SINCE SHE HAD SEX?
646
00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:17,048
IT'S BEEN
A LONG-ASS TIME.
647
00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:18,884
IS KATE CUTE?
648
00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,886
SHE'S NOT MY TYPE,
649
00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:22,654
BUT I GUESS SHE'S
ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH.
650
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,856
WOOFER!
651
00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:27,259
[Kia] EYE OF THE
BEHOLDER, DARLING.
652
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:28,393
DAMN, DARIA.
653
00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:29,761
I WONDER WHAT
YOU SAY ABOUT ME
654
00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:30,862
BEHIND MY BACK.
655
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,397
ONLY GOOD THINGS.
656
00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:33,899
LET'S GET ON
WITH IT.
657
00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:35,333
GET AWAY
FROM HER.
658
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,568
[Cat meows]
659
00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:39,537
[Dog woofs]
660
00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:41,006
CHANGE.
661
00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:44,943
IT WILL BE GREAT.
662
00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:46,211
YOU'VE GOT TO
TAKE THE RISK.
663
00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:48,747
I KNOW YOU'RE READY.
SIT DOWN.
664
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:51,316
[Ely] I'M NOT SCARED.
I'M READY.
665
00:25:51,349 --> 00:25:53,585
I'M AFRAID
IT WILL LOOK BAD.
666
00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:55,553
[Woman] IT WILL BE GREAT.
CHANGE IS GOOD.
667
00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:56,821
[Daria]
DON'T WORRY.
668
00:25:56,855 --> 00:25:59,391
SHE'S GETTING HER LICENSE
IN ABOUT A MONTH.
669
00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:00,425
SHE CUTS HER
OWN HAIR, EVEN.
670
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:01,826
SHE KNOWS
WHAT SHE'S DOING.
671
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:04,162
[Ely]
OKAY. I'M READY.
672
00:26:04,195 --> 00:26:05,163
I'M SO PROUD
OF YOU.
673
00:26:05,196 --> 00:26:06,197
YOU HAVEN'T HAD
SHORT HAIR
674
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,232
SINCE 6th GRADE,
675
00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:08,934
WHEN BOBBY SALESKI
PUT GUM IN IT.
676
00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:11,136
[Ely] REMEMBER
HOW THAT LOOKED?
677
00:26:11,169 --> 00:26:13,672
[Woman] A HAIRCUT IS SOMETHING
YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR
678
00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:15,006
FOR IT
TO TURN OUT GOOD.
679
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,074
ISN'T SHE GREAT?
680
00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:19,144
SHE EVEN KNOWS
THE PSYCHOLOGY OF IT.
681
00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:21,546
[Ely] I AM PHYSICALLY AND
EMOTIONALLY READY,
682
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,781
SO LET'S GO.
683
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,290
[Scissors snipping]
684
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:33,792
♪[Jazzy music]
685
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,354
[Clipper buzzing]
686
00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:02,180
HEY.
687
00:28:02,213 --> 00:28:03,048
HI, MAX.
688
00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:04,049
I THOUGHT
THAT WAS YOU.
689
00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:05,450
I WAS LOOKING AT YOU
FOR THE LONGEST TIME
690
00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:07,085
WITHOUT KNOWING
IT WAS YOU.
691
00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:08,219
WOW.
692
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:09,821
BOLD.
693
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:10,889
SORRY.
694
00:28:10,922 --> 00:28:13,324
EVERYBODY LIKES
TO TOUCH IT.
695
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,260
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
GETTING IT CUT.
696
00:28:15,293 --> 00:28:16,895
DARIA'S DATING
THIS HAIRDRESSER.
697
00:28:16,928 --> 00:28:18,530
THEY TALKED ME
INTO IT.
698
00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:21,099
I LIKE IT. IT GIVES YOU
A DIFFERENT LOOK.
699
00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:23,034
IT LOOKS BUTCH,
RIGHT?
700
00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:25,537
IT IS
A GENDER-BENDER.
701
00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:27,372
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S
IN FOR A SHOCK.
702
00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:30,175
YOU RAN AWAY A FEMME
AND CAME BACK A BUTCH.
703
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:33,711
THAT WAS A JOKE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LAUGH.
704
00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:37,749
THAT BUTCH/FEMME THING
IS REALLY OPPRESSIVE.
705
00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:39,317
YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO LOOK
MORE BUTCH, WERE YOU?
706
00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:41,319
NO. I JUST
WANTED IT CUT.
707
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:43,354
SOMEONE SAID I
LOOKED LIKE
A HIPPIE.
708
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:44,689
THAT PUSHED IT
OVER THE EDGE.
709
00:28:44,722 --> 00:28:46,725
I DIDN'T THINK YOU
LOOKED LIKE A HIPPIE.
710
00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:47,892
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
711
00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:50,328
DON'T TELL ANYONE
THAT'S WHY I CUT IT.
712
00:28:50,361 --> 00:28:52,530
I DIDN'T THINK YOU
LOOKED LIKE A LESBIAN
713
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,099
WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU.
714
00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:56,434
DID I NEED A LABYRUS
AROUND YOUR NECK
715
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:58,236
TO TIP ME OFF?
716
00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:00,038
I WANT MY HAIR CUT
717
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:01,906
BECAUSE
IT'S GETTING LONG.
718
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:03,508
WHAT IF PEOPLE THINK
I'M JUST CUTTING IT
719
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:06,344
TO LOOK MORE LIKE
A REAL DYKE?
720
00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:08,880
IF YOU DON'T CUT IT
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO,
721
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,949
AREN'T YOU FALLING
INTO THE SAME TRAP?
722
00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,317
TOTALLY.
723
00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,786
I HAVEN'T HAD A DATE
IN 10 MONTHS ANYWAY.
724
00:29:14,819 --> 00:29:17,522
THERE WAS 1 CHICK
I WENT TO A MOVIE WITH.
725
00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:19,257
SHE HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
726
00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:21,326
MAYBE I DO NEED
A HAIRCUT.
727
00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:23,128
I'M SORRY
ABOUT THAT.
728
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:25,296
THERE DIDN'T SEEM A
GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU.
729
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:26,397
IT'S NO
BIG DEAL.
730
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,833
HAPPENS TO ME
ALL THE TIME.
731
00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:30,969
DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR.
IT LOOKS GOOD.
732
00:29:31,002 --> 00:29:32,871
BESIDES, LOOK
AT HOW YOU DRESS.
733
00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:34,873
I'M NOT DRESSED
TO LOOK DYKEY.
734
00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:36,674
I'M FASHIONABLE.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
735
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,176
OH, AND I'M NOT?
736
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,512
YOU'RE LEANING
TOWARD THE HIPPIE SIDE.
737
00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:43,148
BETTER HIPPIE
THAN BUTCH WANNABE.
738
00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:44,716
I DON'T THINK
YOU LOOK HIPPIE.
739
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,417
I THINK
YOU LOOK GOOD.
740
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:49,120
YOU LOOK FINE,
NOT LIKE A HIPPIE.
741
00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:51,623
ANYWAY, IT WAS
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
742
00:29:51,656 --> 00:29:52,991
OKAY. SEE YOU.
743
00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:59,264
[Beep]
744
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:01,299
I FORGOT TO PAY.
745
00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:07,906
[Siren]
746
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:14,012
HEY, BABY.
747
00:30:14,045 --> 00:30:15,547
HEY.
748
00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:16,781
SET THE ALARM.
749
00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:19,384
IF I'M LATE ONCE MORE,
I'LL BE FIRED.
750
00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:21,219
I THINK
MAX HAS A CLOCK.
751
00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:22,220
MAX!
752
00:30:22,253 --> 00:30:24,055
MAX!
753
00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:26,224
I THINK SHE'S
ASLEEP ALREADY.
754
00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:27,492
NO, SHE'S NOT.
755
00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:29,027
I'LL GO GET HER.
756
00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:34,699
THAT'S ONE SERIOUS LITTLE
ROOMMATE YOU GOT THERE.
757
00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:35,934
WHAT'S SHE UP TO?
758
00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:37,902
SHE'S WRITING.
759
00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:40,371
SHE HANDED ME THE CLOCK
WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT ME.
760
00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:42,207
I'LL BET SHE'S
THINKING ABOUT ELY.
761
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,374
I THINK SHE'S
AFRAID TO ADMIT
762
00:30:43,408 --> 00:30:44,876
THAT SHE LIKES HER.
763
00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:48,012
WHAT--THAT MAX LIKES ELY
OR THAT ELY LIKES MAX?
764
00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:50,081
I THINK THAT
MAX LIKES ELY,
765
00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:52,116
AND ELY PROBABLY
LIKES MAX, ALSO.
766
00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:54,385
SHE'S JUST CAUTIOUS
BY NATURE.
767
00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:55,653
MAYBE NOT.
768
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,689
ANYWAY, I HOPE THEY
GET OVER IT SOON,
769
00:30:57,722 --> 00:30:59,691
BECAUSE THEY'RE AT
THAT AGONIZING STAGE
770
00:30:59,724 --> 00:31:00,925
WHEN PEOPLE MEET--
771
00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,260
IS THIS
GOING TO WORK,
772
00:31:02,293 --> 00:31:04,028
IS THIS PERSON
WORTH IT,
773
00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:05,797
SHOULD I
TAKE THE PLUNGE?
774
00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:07,732
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
775
00:31:07,765 --> 00:31:10,568
[Evy] WHAT MADE YOU TAKE
THE PLUNGE WHEN YOU SAW ME?
776
00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:11,502
I WAS DRUNK.
777
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:12,904
YOU WERE NOT.
778
00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:14,739
I WAS--
2 GLASSES OF WINE.
779
00:31:14,772 --> 00:31:16,507
I WAS DRUNK
FOR ME.
780
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:17,909
BLAME IT ON THE WINE.
781
00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:20,378
YOU WERE ENTICED
BY MY DANCING.
782
00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:22,247
YOU WERE
PLAYING IT UP
783
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,681
BECAUSE YOU KNEW
I WAS WATCHING.
784
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,783
WAS NOT.
785
00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:27,452
YOU WERE VERY SEXY.
786
00:31:27,485 --> 00:31:28,653
WAS NOT.
787
00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:30,288
HA HA HA!
788
00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:31,623
♪[Jazz music]
789
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,209
[Kissing]
790
00:31:56,981 --> 00:31:58,216
MMM...
791
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:04,822
[Cat meows]
792
00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:22,674
[Tapping]
793
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:30,948
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
794
00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:32,216
MAKES ME SICK.
795
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,652
DOES IT MAKE YOU SICK
OR JUST SCARE YOU?
796
00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:36,821
DON'T CALL YOURSELF
SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.
797
00:32:36,854 --> 00:32:39,791
I CALL MYSELF A LESBIAN.
THAT'S WHAT I AM.
798
00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:41,059
MY DEFINITION
OF A LESBIAN
799
00:32:41,092 --> 00:32:42,694
DOES NOT
INVOLVE MEN.
800
00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:44,595
HOW CAN WE
ESTABLISH IDENTITY
801
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,664
IF LESBIANS
HAVE SEX WITH MEN?
802
00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:48,333
WE NEED TO--
GET SOME DICK?
803
00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:50,368
WE'RE NOT TALKING
LIFE COMMITMENT HERE.
804
00:32:50,401 --> 00:32:51,869
WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT SEX--JUST SEX.
805
00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:55,239
THERE IS NO SUCH
THING AS JUST SEX.
806
00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:58,209
I WANT TO KNOW BEFORE
I SLEEP WITH YOU.
807
00:32:58,242 --> 00:32:59,844
YOU DON'T HAVE SEX
WITH WOMEN
808
00:32:59,877 --> 00:33:01,012
WHO HAVE SLEPT WITH MEN?
809
00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:02,447
WE'RE NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE PAST.
810
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,415
HOW MUCH TIME
HAS TO PASS
811
00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:06,517
BEFORE I REGAIN
MY LESBIAN STATUS?
812
00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:07,919
I DON'T HAVE SEX
WITH WOMEN
813
00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:09,754
WHO SLEEP WITH MEN.
814
00:33:09,787 --> 00:33:11,522
DID YOU HAVE SAFE SEX?
815
00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:13,057
WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU DID?
816
00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:15,293
THE LAST TIME
I HAD SEX.
817
00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:16,594
ANYONE ELSE?
818
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,398
YOU CAN'T
JUST DO THAT.
819
00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:21,933
HE'S A FRIEND.
820
00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:23,534
WHAT'S THE BIG
FUCKING DEAL?
821
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:25,470
WOMEN ARE MY LIFE.
I LOVE WOMEN.
822
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:28,272
BUT YOU CAN'T STAY AWAY
FROM THAT DICK.
823
00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:30,708
I'D LIKE TO HEAR WHY.
824
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:33,878
I FORGOT FOR A MINUTE
THAT "BIG SISTER" WAS WATCHING.
825
00:33:33,911 --> 00:33:36,347
I JUST DON'T SEE
WHAT'S SO BAD.
826
00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:38,950
MAYBE SHE CONSIDERS
HERSELF BISEXUAL.
827
00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:40,718
THEN SHE
SHOULD SAY THAT.
828
00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,787
I'M A LESBIAN
WHO HAD SEX WITH A MAN.
829
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:43,888
NO SUCH THING.
830
00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:45,690
I HAD SEX WITH 1 MAN!
831
00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:48,292
IF A GAY MAN HAS SEX
WITH A WOMAN,
832
00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:50,495
HE WAS BORED, DRUNK,
LONELY, WHATEVER.
833
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:52,563
IF A LESBIAN HAS SEX
WITH A MAN,
834
00:33:52,597 --> 00:33:54,632
HER LIFE CHOICE
BECOMES SUSPECT.
835
00:33:54,665 --> 00:33:57,034
YOU'RE GIVING MEN
TOO MUCH IMPORTANCE.
836
00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:58,703
YOU'RE MAKING UP
EXCUSES
837
00:33:58,736 --> 00:34:00,371
TO HIDE
YOUR DESIRE FOR MEN.
838
00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:02,106
LIVE YOUR LIFE
THE WAY YOU WANT.
839
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,142
DON'T CALL YOURSELF
A LESBIAN.
840
00:34:04,175 --> 00:34:05,810
NO ONE WOULD CARE,
841
00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:08,045
AS LONG AS YOU SAY
WHAT YOU REALLY ARE.
842
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:10,948
WHY DON'T YOU CLUE ME IN
ON WHAT I AM?
843
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:14,852
YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX
WITH A MAN OVER TIME
844
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,422
TO HAVE YOUR IDENTITY
AS A LESBIAN QUESTIONED.
845
00:34:17,455 --> 00:34:20,324
IT'S A QUESTION
OF HOW YOU DO IT.
846
00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:22,393
I DON'T THINK
SHE'S A DYKE.
847
00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:24,695
SHE'S NOT STRONG ENOUGH.
848
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,598
IT'S COOL,
BUT I WOULDN'T DATE HER.
849
00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:29,300
I WOULDN'T DATE ANYONE
THAT CLOSE-MINDED.
850
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,369
YOU TELL EVERY WOMAN
YOU SLEEP WITH
851
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:33,571
HOW MANY MEN YOU'VE HAD
SEX WITH AND HOW RECENTLY?
852
00:34:33,604 --> 00:34:37,074
NO, BUT I'VE HAD SEX WITH
MORE WOMEN THAN ANYONE HERE.
853
00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:39,877
I'M NOT SAYING
QUANTITY IS QUALITY,
854
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:43,014
BUT IT'S HARDER TO KEEP YOUR
IDENTITY AS A SINGLE LESBIAN
855
00:34:43,047 --> 00:34:46,317
THAN AS SOME WOMAN
IN A HOMEY LITTLE RELATIONSHIP.
856
00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:48,019
WOMEN YOU
HAVE SEX WITH
857
00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:49,754
DON'T KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE DEALING WITH.
858
00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:51,055
WHAT'S THE LIKELIHOOD
859
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,857
OF A WOMAN
COMING HOME WITH ME
860
00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:56,627
IF I SAY, "I'VE RECENTLY
HAD SEX WITH A MAN"?
861
00:34:56,661 --> 00:34:57,728
VERY SLIM.
862
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:58,896
EXACTLY.
863
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,532
IT WOULD BE DISHONEST
NOT TO TELL HER.
864
00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:03,167
WHO THINKS ABOUT
ALL THE PEOPLE
865
00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:04,602
THE PERSON YOU'RE
HAVING SEX WITH
866
00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:05,369
HAS HAD SEX WITH?
867
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:06,370
I DON'T KNOW.
868
00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:07,705
SOME PEOPLE
GET OFF ON THAT.
869
00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:09,740
THE POINT IS,
SHE'S CUTE,
870
00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:12,777
BUT IF I THOUGHT SHE WOULD
HAVE SEX WITH A MAN
871
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,846
WHILE I WAS DATING HER,
I'D SAY FORGET IT.
872
00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:16,881
IF WE WERE IN
SOME COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP,
873
00:35:16,914 --> 00:35:19,016
I WOULDN'T HAVE SEX
WITH ANYONE ELSE.
874
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:21,018
WHO'S TO SAY
THIS LITTLE WHIM
875
00:35:21,052 --> 00:35:22,386
WON'T POP UP AGAIN?
876
00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:24,322
I DON'T CHEAT ON PEOPLE.
877
00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:25,656
WHY IS EVERYONE
ACTING
878
00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:26,757
LIKE IT'S
THE END OF THE WORLD
879
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,160
FOR HER TO HAVE SEX
WITH GUYS?
880
00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:31,529
I HATE TO PICTURE HER
LIKE THAT.
881
00:35:31,562 --> 00:35:34,866
IF IT MEANS SO LITTLE,
WHY ARE YOU ACTING GUILTY?
882
00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:36,000
DID YOU ENJOY IT?
883
00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:36,968
IT WASN'T BAD.
884
00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:37,768
DID YOU COME?
885
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:38,469
NO.
886
00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:39,237
I BET HE DID.
887
00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:40,805
I WASN'T IN IT
FOR AN ORGASM.
888
00:35:40,838 --> 00:35:41,973
WHAT FOR, THEN?
889
00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:43,040
SEX!
890
00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:09,066
HEY, DARIA, WHY HAVE YOU
BEEN SO QUIET TODAY?
891
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,668
JUST THINKING.
892
00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:12,870
WHO WAS YOUR DREAM
DATE FOR THE WEEK?
893
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:14,405
IT'S BEEN
A SLOW WEEK.
894
00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:16,274
IT'S BEEN ROUGH
ON ALL OF US,
895
00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:19,710
BUT HAVE WE GOT
A GIRL FOR YOU!
896
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:20,878
OH, YOU GUYS...
897
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:22,113
THIS IS MARIANNA.
898
00:36:22,146 --> 00:36:23,548
MARIANNA,
MEET DARIA.
899
00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:24,882
SHE'S
SO GLAMOROUS.
900
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,050
IT'S LOVE.
901
00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:28,486
I THINK I'VE HAD
THIS GIRL BEFORE.
902
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:29,787
OKAY.
HEY, KIDS,
903
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,489
WHAT ABOUT
ELY AND MAX?
904
00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:34,058
THEY SEEM TO BE MAKING
A LITTLE PROGRESS.
905
00:36:34,091 --> 00:36:35,726
MAX SHOULD NOT
HAVE SAID
906
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,827
THE WORD "BUTCH"
TO HER.
907
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:38,763
SHE'S SENSITIVE
ABOUT THAT.
908
00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:40,431
I LIKED ELY'S HAIR
BETTER LONG.
909
00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:42,900
IT'S AWESOME
IN A CREW CUT.
910
00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:44,202
MAX THINKS SO, TOO.
911
00:36:44,235 --> 00:36:45,836
DID YOU SEE THE WAY
SHE TOUCHED IT?
912
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,873
ELY NEEDS
TO RELAX A LITTLE.
913
00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:50,207
DEFINITELY.
914
00:36:50,241 --> 00:36:51,475
♪[Rhythmic piano
and drum music]
915
00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:09,854
[Distorted male voice]
HEY, WHAT A FUCKING DYKE!
916
00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:12,390
[Voice distorted]
HEY, FUCK YOU!
917
00:38:20,097 --> 00:38:21,399
[Max]
WHAT IF THE FEELING
918
00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:23,601
OF HAVING A DIRTY SECRET
OVERWHELMS ME?
919
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:26,470
WHAT IF I CRACK UNDER THE
STRAIN OF NEVER
BEING OUT ENOUGH?
920
00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:29,273
HOW CAN I BE OUT TO THE WOMAN
I'M STANDING NEXT TO,
921
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,275
THE CHILD
WHO SMILES AT ME,
922
00:38:31,308 --> 00:38:33,944
THE MAN WHO ASKS ME
TO SPARE A QUARTER?
923
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,112
WHAT IF I BLACK OUT
924
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,848
AND I WAKE UP ALONE
IN A HOUSE
925
00:38:37,882 --> 00:38:40,551
AND FIND I'M MARRIED
TO A MAN--
926
00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:42,453
AN HONEST MAN
WHO'S DEVOTED TO ME,
927
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:44,522
AND I'M LATE
TO PICK UP THE KIDS?
928
00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:47,558
WHAT IF I SIGH BECAUSE
IT'S NOT AS LATE AS I THOUGHT,
929
00:38:47,591 --> 00:38:48,793
AND I RACE
TO PICK UP THE KIDS
930
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,529
WITH UMBRELLAS
BECAUSE IT'S RAINING
931
00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:54,165
AND I DON'T WANT THEM
TO CATCH COLD?
932
00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:57,568
I IMAGINE THE JOY
933
00:38:57,601 --> 00:38:59,270
OF KISSING MY HUSBAND
IN THE SUPERMARKET
934
00:38:59,303 --> 00:39:00,905
AND THE WISTFUL SMILE
OF THE OLD WOMAN
935
00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:04,842
WHO SIGHS QUIETLY,
"YOUNG LOVE."
936
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:07,378
MOTHER INSISTS WE COME
TO HER HOUSE FOR THANKSGIVING
937
00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:08,946
BECAUSE IT FEELS SO GOOD
938
00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:12,516
TO HAVE A MAN AROUND THE HOUSE
AT HOLIDAYS.
939
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:14,018
I CAN SINK INTO THE COMFORT
940
00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:16,821
OF BEING MOTHER, WIFE,
SISTER-IN-LAW, GRANDMOTHER--
941
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:20,291
NOT ALWAYS UNCOUPLED
IN A FAMILY PORTRAIT,
942
00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,593
NOT STRAPPED WITH
THE AWKWARD TITLE OF "AUNT."
943
00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:27,398
I COULD LIVE A LIFE
OF GENDER-SPECIFIC PRONOUNS
944
00:39:27,431 --> 00:39:29,400
AND ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
ABOUT BOYFRIENDS
945
00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:31,368
AND MEAN ONLY "GOOD FRIEND"
WHEN I SAY IT
946
00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:33,370
AND LEAVE OFF
THAT DESPERATE QUALIFIER--
947
00:39:33,404 --> 00:39:36,340
"REALLY"
GOOD FRIEND.
948
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,975
SEX WOULD BE
A FRIENDLY RITUAL,
949
00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:40,144
ALWAYS FINITE,
NEVER FRIGHTENING.
950
00:39:40,177 --> 00:39:42,780
I COULD FOCUS ON RESPECT
WHILE HE FUCKED ME
951
00:39:42,813 --> 00:39:45,449
AND HOW IT FEELS
KIND
OF GOOD
952
00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:47,251
IF YOU ERADICATE
THAT UNDERLYING IMAGE
953
00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:49,320
OF THE EMPTY HOLE
LONGING TO BE FILLED
954
00:39:49,353 --> 00:39:53,224
AND TRY NOT TO DWELL
ON THE SATISFACTION HE FEELS.
955
00:39:53,257 --> 00:39:55,726
DOUBLE INCOME.
I COULD KEEP MY OWN NAME,
956
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,895
MAYBE HYPHENATE
FOR A LIBERATED FEEL.
957
00:39:57,928 --> 00:40:00,364
WE COULD HAVE ANNIVERSARY
DINNERS IN LOVELY SPOTS.
958
00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:02,700
HE'D DASH OFF TO THE WAITER
WHILE I'M IN THE LADIES ROOM
959
00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:04,969
SO THEY CAN BRING OUT
AN ANNIVERSARY TREAT.
960
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:08,172
THE WAIT STAFF
WILL FEEL A WARM GLOW.
961
00:40:08,205 --> 00:40:10,674
WHAT IF I FIND MYSELF
WITH A MORE WEATHERED FACE
962
00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:13,811
IN A PARK, LAUGHING, SAYING,
"I WAS SO YOUNG,"
963
00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:15,880
HOLDING HANDS WITH A PARKA
AND OLD SPICE
964
00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:18,883
WHO SAYS,
"I FEEL BETTER, HONEY,
965
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:22,186
"KNOWING YOU'VE
TRIED EVERYTHING
AND STILL CHOOSE ME."
966
00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:26,090
IT DOESN'T SEEM
SO FAR-FETCHED,
967
00:40:26,123 --> 00:40:28,192
LIKE BEING CAUGHT IN CROSSFIRE
AND DYING
968
00:40:28,225 --> 00:40:29,426
OR SLIPPING ON OIL
969
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,195
THAT SOMEONE ELSE
UNWITTINGLY SPILLED.
970
00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:33,397
I COULD CHASE A RABBIT
THROUGH THE WOODS
971
00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:35,065
AND FALL
DOWN A LONG, DARK HOLE
972
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:38,536
WHICH ENDS IN A LIFE
FROM WHICH I CAN'T ESCAPE.
973
00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:40,371
IT'S THE WORD "PHASE."
974
00:40:40,404 --> 00:40:41,705
IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT
975
00:40:41,739 --> 00:40:43,374
BUT STILL
BEING CALLED "GAY."
976
00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:45,543
IT'S BEING FUCKED AND SUCKED
BY A WOMAN
977
00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:46,911
TILL YOU COULD CRY,
978
00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:50,681
FEELING THAT NO ONE KNOWS
WHAT YOU REALLY DO.
979
00:40:50,714 --> 00:40:52,550
YOU'RE NOT WAITING
FOR A MAN.
980
00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:54,084
I'M NOT
WAITING FOR A MAN.
981
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,787
I HATE THIS EERIE FEELING
THAT A MAN'S WAITING FOR ME.
982
00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:10,034
[Man] OUT LAST NIGHT,
JUST DOING THE TOWN.
983
00:41:10,067 --> 00:41:11,068
HI, MOMMY.
984
00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:19,643
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
985
00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:20,744
DON'T YOU
HAVE A HOUSE?
986
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:22,213
DO YOU HAVE A LIFE?
987
00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:23,347
[Mother]
NO ME BESES.
988
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:25,516
SIENTATE.
YO QUIERO HABLAR CONTIGO.
989
00:41:27,751 --> 00:41:29,954
EVA ELISA, WHERE
WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?
990
00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:32,623
I...I WAS...
WITH--WITH MARTA.
991
00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:34,792
MENTIROSA.
992
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,694
JUNIOR TOLD ME WHERE
YOU WAS AT LAST NIGHT.
993
00:41:36,727 --> 00:41:40,464
HE SAW YOU IN ONE
OF THOSE GAY BARS.
994
00:41:40,497 --> 00:41:43,400
IS IT TRUE? OH, MY GOD.
995
00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:45,402
IS THAT HOW
I BROUGHT YOU UP?
996
00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:46,904
IS THAT WHAT I
TAUGHT YOU--
997
00:41:46,937 --> 00:41:48,205
TO BECOME A
BATA
?
998
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,907
AY, NO ME DIGAS.
999
00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:51,308
NO WONDER JUNIOR LEFT YOU!
1000
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,877
IS THAT
WHAT HE TOLD YOU?
1001
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:56,247
IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID,
YOU LIAR?
1002
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,381
I CAN'T
BELIEVE THIS.
1003
00:41:57,414 --> 00:41:59,149
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1004
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:02,319
YOU SLEEP WITH WOMEN?
YOU KISS WOMEN?
1005
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,054
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE--A MAN?
1006
00:42:04,088 --> 00:42:05,856
MOM, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
1007
00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:07,892
AS LONG AS YOU LIVE
IN THIS HOUSE,
1008
00:42:07,925 --> 00:42:09,627
YOU'LL GO BY MY RULES.
1009
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:10,594
SUELTAME!
1010
00:42:10,628 --> 00:42:11,762
DEJALA!
1011
00:42:11,795 --> 00:42:14,031
SUELTAME, CHICO.
1012
00:42:14,064 --> 00:42:15,399
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1013
00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:17,101
I'M GETTING
OUT OF HERE.
1014
00:42:17,134 --> 00:42:18,769
SI TU TE VAS AHORA,
1015
00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:20,437
NO TE VUELVAS
NUNCA JAMAS!
1016
00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:22,406
YOU'RE A FUCKING
ASSHOLE.
1017
00:42:22,439 --> 00:42:25,442
EVA ELISA, IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT I SEE, ANYWAY.
1018
00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:27,678
IT'S WHAT GOD SEES.
HE'S WATCHING YOU.
1019
00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:28,946
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO ANSWER TO HIM!
1020
00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:30,247
IF YOU LEAVE NOW--
1021
00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:32,249
AY, DIOS MIO.
1022
00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:34,118
JUST LET HER GO.
1023
00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:39,523
[Girl
speaking in Spanish]
1024
00:43:31,475 --> 00:43:32,943
[Doorbell rings]
1025
00:43:37,514 --> 00:43:40,351
SHIT.
1026
00:43:40,384 --> 00:43:41,885
SHIT!
1027
00:43:46,924 --> 00:43:48,959
EVY, MAN, WHY DON'T YOU
USE THE DOORBELL?
1028
00:43:48,993 --> 00:43:50,661
MAX, LET ME IN,
PLEASE.
1029
00:43:50,694 --> 00:43:52,229
YEAH. JUST A SEC.
1030
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,139
HI.
1031
00:44:02,172 --> 00:44:03,040
HI.
1032
00:44:07,578 --> 00:44:08,645
KIA'S NOT HOME.
1033
00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:09,913
SHE SHOULD BE BACK
AROUND 7:00.
1034
00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:11,548
OH, SHIT.
1035
00:44:11,582 --> 00:44:13,450
EVY, IS
SOMETHING WRONG?
1036
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:14,952
IT'S FUCKED UP, MAX.
1037
00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:17,688
JUNIOR TOLD MY MOM
EVERYTHING.
1038
00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:19,490
SHE KICKED ME
OUT OF THE HOUSE.
1039
00:44:19,523 --> 00:44:21,258
HE FUCKING SET ME UP.
1040
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:23,894
HE'S SITTING, WAITING
FOR SHIT TO COME DOWN.
1041
00:44:23,927 --> 00:44:26,130
HE KNOWS MY MOM WASN'T
GOING TO UNDERSTAND.
1042
00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:28,599
SHE NEVER WANTS
TO SEE MY FACE AGAIN.
1043
00:44:28,632 --> 00:44:30,100
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
1044
00:44:30,134 --> 00:44:32,069
HOLY SHIT.
1045
00:44:32,102 --> 00:44:35,005
WHERE THE FUCK IS KIA?
1046
00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:36,707
I'D LIKE TO GET
THAT GUY
1047
00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:38,108
AND GET
A PACK OF DYKES
1048
00:44:38,142 --> 00:44:39,376
AND CORNER HIM
IN AN ALLEY
1049
00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:41,278
AND MAKE HIM BEG US
NOT TO KILL HIM
1050
00:44:41,311 --> 00:44:42,780
AND THEN
KILL HIM ANYWAY.
1051
00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:44,481
WE SHOULD
SQUASH HIM.
1052
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:45,616
WE SHOULD
GET REVENGE.
1053
00:44:45,649 --> 00:44:47,184
THE NERVE--
GETTING YOU
1054
00:44:47,217 --> 00:44:48,018
KICKED OUT
OF YOUR OWN HOUSE!
1055
00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:49,953
MAX, PLEASE,
BE QUIET.
1056
00:44:49,987 --> 00:44:52,456
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN TO BE QUIET.
1057
00:44:52,489 --> 00:44:55,059
I'M SORRY.
1058
00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:57,194
WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?
1059
00:44:57,227 --> 00:45:00,064
I DON'T KNOW.
1060
00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:02,833
THAT GUY MUST JUST
HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE.
1061
00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:05,602
MAX. SHUT UP, MAX.
1062
00:45:05,636 --> 00:45:07,638
I CAN'T GET OVER
WHAT A DICK HE IS.
1063
00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:08,672
MAX, LISTEN
1064
00:45:08,705 --> 00:45:10,607
I'VE JUST
GOTTEN KICKED OUT.
1065
00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:12,276
MY MOM THINKS
I'M GOING TO HELL.
1066
00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:14,311
I DON'T HAVE
A PLACE TO LIVE.
1067
00:45:14,344 --> 00:45:16,814
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
ABOUT JUNIOR.
1068
00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,449
YOU CAN LIVE WITH US.
1069
00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:20,350
WE CAN BE
YOUR NEW FAMILY.
1070
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:21,285
FINE.
1071
00:45:30,327 --> 00:45:33,097
MAN, ELY, YOU REALLY
GOT TO LOOSEN UP, GIRL--
1072
00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:35,332
CHILL OUT,
MAYBE GET LAID.
1073
00:45:35,365 --> 00:45:36,867
OOH, IS THAT
A PROPOSITION?
1074
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,736
YEAH. NO,
REALLY, BABE,
1075
00:45:38,769 --> 00:45:40,437
WHEN YOU GOING TO
GET BACK INTO THE FRAY?
1076
00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:41,705
START MATING AGAIN.
1077
00:45:41,738 --> 00:45:43,273
DARIA, I
HAVE A PARTNER.
1078
00:45:43,307 --> 00:45:44,575
YOU DO NOT.
1079
00:45:44,608 --> 00:45:47,611
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD EXCUSE,
AND IT'S GETTING WEAK.
1080
00:45:47,644 --> 00:45:49,046
LET'S NOT TALK
ABOUT IT.
1081
00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:52,015
I CAN'T DO THIS
NON-MONOGAMOUS,
HIP THING.
1082
00:45:52,049 --> 00:45:54,451
IN ORDER TO BE
NON-MONOGAMOUS,
1083
00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:55,786
YOU HAVE TO
BE HAVING SEX
1084
00:45:55,819 --> 00:45:58,188
WITH EVEN
1 PERSON, RIGHT?
1085
00:45:58,222 --> 00:46:00,157
AS FOR YOUR HIPNESS,
1086
00:46:00,190 --> 00:46:01,892
I GUESS THE NEW
HAIRCUT HELPS.
1087
00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:04,027
OH, WHO NEEDS
HIPNESS?
1088
00:46:04,061 --> 00:46:05,529
DO YOU KNOW MAX?
1089
00:46:05,562 --> 00:46:07,030
YEAH. SHE'S
A TOTAL BABE.
1090
00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:09,600
WHAT DID YOU GUYS
DO THAT NIGHT?
1091
00:46:09,633 --> 00:46:11,802
WE WENT TO A MOVIE.
WE TALKED.
1092
00:46:11,835 --> 00:46:13,070
IT WAS NICE.
1093
00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:15,939
[Daria] SO WHAT HAPPENED?
DID YOU GO FOR IT?
1094
00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:17,307
I THINK
SHE'S TOTALLY HOT.
1095
00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:19,309
[Ely] I'M SURE YOU THINK
SHE'S HOT, DARIA.
1096
00:46:19,343 --> 00:46:21,578
I DIDN'T GO FOR IT.
1097
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:24,948
HAVING A BALL AND CHAIN
IN A FARAWAY PLACE,
1098
00:46:24,982 --> 00:46:27,284
BEING GENERALLY PETRIFIED
OF ANY INTERACTION
1099
00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:30,621
EXCEPT FOR DOGS, CATS,
AND AN OCCASIONAL FERRET
1100
00:46:30,654 --> 00:46:32,856
DOESN'T MAKE ME THE
HOTTEST COMMODITY AROUND.
1101
00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:34,458
YOU'RE DIGGING
YOUR OWN GRAVE, GIRL.
1102
00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:36,827
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ME.
DO YOU LIKE HER?
1103
00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:38,962
SHE SEEMS
KIND OF YOUNG.
1104
00:46:38,996 --> 00:46:41,932
SHE PROBABLY ONLY TRIED
TO KISS ME OUT OF BOREDOM.
1105
00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,233
SHE TRIED
TO KISS YOU?
1106
00:46:43,267 --> 00:46:45,569
DID SHE FAIL?
DID YOU GUYS SMOOCH?
1107
00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:47,805
DID SHE HUMP YOUR LEG?
WHAT HAPPENED?
1108
00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:51,575
1 LAME KISS,
AND THEN KATE CALLED.
1109
00:46:51,608 --> 00:46:55,245
LET'S JUST DROP IT.
I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN...
1110
00:46:55,279 --> 00:46:56,914
WANT TO DEAL WITH IT?
1111
00:46:56,947 --> 00:46:58,649
I THINK I'LL HAVE
A DINNER PARTY.
1112
00:46:58,682 --> 00:47:00,050
[Daria] BUT WAIT.
HAVE YOU GUYS TALKED,
1113
00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:02,052
OR IS IT KIND OF WEIRD?
1114
00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:05,122
WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER
AT THE BOOKSTORE.
1115
00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:06,323
WE HAD A CONVERSATION,
1116
00:47:06,356 --> 00:47:08,258
BUT WE DIDN'T
TALK ABOUT THE DATE.
1117
00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:09,660
WELL, WE TALKED
ABOUT THE DATE,
1118
00:47:09,693 --> 00:47:12,129
BUT NOT ABOUT KISSING.
1119
00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:13,430
IT'S KIND OF WEIRD.
1120
00:47:13,463 --> 00:47:15,132
I'LL THROW
A DINNER PARTY.
1121
00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:16,333
YOU'RE INVITED.
1122
00:47:16,366 --> 00:47:18,735
I'LL INVITE LOTS
OF OTHER HOT BABES.
1123
00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:20,470
IT'LL TURN INTO
A MASSIVE ORGY.
1124
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:21,638
IT'LL BE FABULOUS.
1125
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:22,406
WHATEVER.
1126
00:47:22,439 --> 00:47:23,640
WILL YOU COME?
1127
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:24,808
SURE.
1128
00:47:24,841 --> 00:47:26,643
WILL YOU COOK?
1129
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:27,845
FINE.
1130
00:47:27,878 --> 00:47:29,446
DO YOU STILL
LOVE ME?
1131
00:47:29,479 --> 00:47:30,981
OF COURSE
I STILL LOVE YOU.
1132
00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:34,318
YOU KNOW, YOU HAVEN'T...
DONE MAX, HAVE YOU?
1133
00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:37,154
OOH, I THINK
ELY HAS A CRUSH.
1134
00:47:39,489 --> 00:47:40,891
♪[Slow synthesizer music]
1135
00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:10,948
I'M GOING TO THE STORE
TO GET WINE.
1136
00:49:10,981 --> 00:49:12,082
WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING?
1137
00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:13,617
NO, THANKS.
1138
00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:15,452
ELY, THANKS
FOR COOKING.
1139
00:49:15,485 --> 00:49:16,720
NO PROBLEM.
1140
00:49:22,859 --> 00:49:24,795
HEY, GIRL,
HOW'S IT GOING?
1141
00:49:24,828 --> 00:49:27,731
IT'S GOING OKAY.
1142
00:49:27,764 --> 00:49:29,266
DO YOU NEED
ANY HELP?
1143
00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:37,441
HI. IT'S DARIA.
1144
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:38,942
LISTEN, I WANTED
TO DOUBLE-CHECK,
1145
00:49:38,975 --> 00:49:40,711
SEE IF YOU'RE
STILL COMING.
1146
00:49:40,744 --> 00:49:43,580
YEAH. YOUR ANSWERING
MACHINE CUT ME OFF.
1147
00:49:43,613 --> 00:49:45,949
UH, AROUND 8:00.
1148
00:49:45,982 --> 00:49:49,152
YEAH. WE'RE FIXING A
FABULOUS DINNER RIGHT NOW.
1149
00:49:49,186 --> 00:49:51,088
OKAY. SEE YOU THEN.
1150
00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:56,993
I'LL GET IT.
1151
00:50:03,433 --> 00:50:04,201
HEY.
1152
00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:05,235
HEY!
1153
00:50:05,268 --> 00:50:06,269
HOW YOU DOING?
1154
00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:07,738
GOOD.
1155
00:50:07,771 --> 00:50:08,972
HOW'S IT GOING?
1156
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,006
HEY, GIRL.
1157
00:50:13,009 --> 00:50:13,944
COME ON IN.
1158
00:50:13,977 --> 00:50:15,078
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
1159
00:50:15,112 --> 00:50:15,879
HEY, YOU GUYS.
1160
00:50:15,912 --> 00:50:18,882
OH, MY GOD!
1161
00:50:18,915 --> 00:50:21,752
HI, ALICE.
HEY, ANDY.
1162
00:50:21,785 --> 00:50:23,854
NEW 'DO. WOW.
1163
00:50:23,887 --> 00:50:24,921
CHECK IT OUT.
1164
00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:27,824
CAN I TOUCH IT?
DO YOU LIKE IT?
1165
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:28,892
HI, GORGEOUS.
1166
00:50:28,925 --> 00:50:29,793
HI, DARIA.
1167
00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:30,527
WELCOME.
1168
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,895
THANK YOU.
1169
00:50:31,928 --> 00:50:33,897
UM...THIS IS
ALICE AND ANDY.
1170
00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:35,999
HI.
1171
00:50:36,032 --> 00:50:37,100
HAVE YOU MET ELY?
1172
00:50:37,134 --> 00:50:38,402
NO. HI. I'M EVY.
1173
00:50:38,435 --> 00:50:40,404
IT'S GOOD TO
FINALLY MEET YOU.
1174
00:50:40,437 --> 00:50:42,372
LIKEWISE. I'VE HEARD
A LOT ABOUT YOU.
1175
00:50:42,406 --> 00:50:44,474
KIA'S TOLD ME
ABOUT YOU, TOO.
1176
00:50:44,508 --> 00:50:46,710
HELLO. I'M BELLA.
I LIVE HERE.
1177
00:50:46,743 --> 00:50:48,245
HI. I'M EVY.
NICE PLACE.
1178
00:50:48,278 --> 00:50:50,714
THANKS. I'LL PUT THIS
WINE IN THE KITCHEN.
1179
00:50:50,747 --> 00:50:51,715
WHERE'S KIA?
1180
00:50:51,748 --> 00:50:53,183
SHE'S PARKING THE CAR.
1181
00:50:53,216 --> 00:50:54,418
IS SHE ALONE?
1182
00:50:54,451 --> 00:50:55,786
IS MAX WITH HER?
1183
00:50:55,819 --> 00:50:58,021
MAX LEFT
A LITTLE BEFORE WE DID.
1184
00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,556
I'M SURPRISED
SHE'S NOT HERE.
1185
00:50:59,589 --> 00:51:02,959
I NEED TO KNOW HOW
MUCH PASTA TO COOK.
1186
00:51:02,993 --> 00:51:04,294
ELY'S A
LITTLE STRESSED.
1187
00:51:04,327 --> 00:51:05,729
SHE'S BEEN
COOKING ALL DAY.
1188
00:51:05,762 --> 00:51:07,030
SEEMS LIKE IT.
1189
00:51:14,438 --> 00:51:15,439
HI, ELY.
1190
00:51:15,472 --> 00:51:16,406
KIA, HI.
1191
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,240
HOW YOU DOING?
1192
00:51:17,274 --> 00:51:18,442
NICE TO SEE YOU.
1193
00:51:18,475 --> 00:51:20,444
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO STARTLE YOU.
1194
00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:21,912
I BROUGHT THIS
FOR THE PARTY.
1195
00:51:21,945 --> 00:51:23,046
OH, THANKS.
1196
00:51:23,079 --> 00:51:24,581
I LIKE THE HAIR.
1197
00:51:24,614 --> 00:51:26,016
YOU HADN'T SEEN IT YET?
1198
00:51:26,049 --> 00:51:27,784
NO. I LIKE IT.
1199
00:51:27,818 --> 00:51:28,952
[Daria]
SO, HOW ARE YOU?
1200
00:51:28,985 --> 00:51:29,719
I'M GOOD.
1201
00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:30,821
I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
1202
00:51:30,854 --> 00:51:32,289
DON'T FLIRT WITH ME.
1203
00:51:32,322 --> 00:51:34,257
WHAT? I STILL CARE.
1204
00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:36,660
I DON'T WANT TO RELIVE
MY PAST MISTAKES.
1205
00:51:36,693 --> 00:51:38,728
YOU HAD FUN,
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT.
1206
00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:40,430
I CAN'T REMEMBER.
1207
00:51:40,464 --> 00:51:42,532
HEY, GIRL.
I SEE YOUR MOVES.
1208
00:51:42,566 --> 00:51:44,134
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO
MAKE INTRODUCTIONS.
1209
00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:46,503
SHAMELESS.
ABSOLUTELY SHAMELESS.
1210
00:51:46,536 --> 00:51:48,004
HEY.
1211
00:51:48,038 --> 00:51:49,473
MAX IS HERE.
1212
00:51:49,506 --> 00:51:50,440
GREAT.
1213
00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:51,341
HEY, MAX.
1214
00:51:51,374 --> 00:51:52,375
[Kia]
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
1215
00:51:52,409 --> 00:51:53,477
SHUT UP.
1216
00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:55,645
HI. SORRY I'M LATE.
I BROUGHT THESE.
1217
00:51:55,679 --> 00:51:57,681
TALL BOYS FOR ME?
1218
00:51:57,714 --> 00:51:58,782
ICED TEA.
1219
00:51:58,815 --> 00:52:00,283
WHO KNEW YOU WERE
SO HEALTHY?
1220
00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:01,885
IT'S FOR ELY.
1221
00:52:01,918 --> 00:52:04,154
SHE BROUGHT YOU
A PRESENT.
1222
00:52:04,187 --> 00:52:05,622
HI, MAX.
HOW ARE YOU?
1223
00:52:05,655 --> 00:52:06,456
SORRY I'M LATE.
1224
00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:08,925
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
1225
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,093
MAX IS HERE.
1226
00:52:10,126 --> 00:52:11,294
WE WERE
WAITING ON HER,
1227
00:52:11,328 --> 00:52:12,262
SO WE CAN EAT NOW.
1228
00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:13,563
[Kia]
ALL RIGHT.
1229
00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:16,366
I HEARD YOU WERE
A REALLY GOOD COOK, TOO.
1230
00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:18,401
♪[Music playing]
1231
00:52:52,769 --> 00:52:54,337
[Daria]
MAX, ANOTHER TALL BOY?
1232
00:52:54,371 --> 00:52:56,406
UH, NO, THANKS.
I'M FINE.
1233
00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:02,045
[Daria]
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GIRLS.
1234
00:53:02,078 --> 00:53:03,446
[Music stops]
1235
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,449
WE'LL START OFF EASY.
I HAVE NEVER
1236
00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:09,719
HAD SEX WITH ANYONE
IN THIS ROOM.
1237
00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:10,787
WELL...
1238
00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:12,055
I CAN DRINK?
O.K.
1239
00:53:14,224 --> 00:53:16,059
OKAY. UM...
1240
00:53:16,092 --> 00:53:18,094
I'VE NEVER...
1241
00:53:18,128 --> 00:53:20,230
HAD SEX ON A TRAIN
THAT STOPPED
1242
00:53:20,263 --> 00:53:21,631
BECAUSE IT WAS
IN AN ACCIDENT
1243
00:53:21,665 --> 00:53:25,769
AND RAIN WAS BEATING
AGAINST THE WINDOWS.
1244
00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:27,137
[Daria] IF NOT
FOR THE RAIN PART,
1245
00:53:27,170 --> 00:53:28,471
I BE DRINKING
ALONG WITH YOU.
1246
00:53:28,505 --> 00:53:32,209
[Evy] A COUPLE
OF STUDS. OH, MY GOSH.
1247
00:53:32,242 --> 00:53:33,076
OKAY, EVY.
1248
00:53:33,109 --> 00:53:34,444
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
1249
00:53:34,477 --> 00:53:36,646
UM...
I'VE NEVER...
1250
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,515
FALLEN IN LOVE
AT FIRST SIGHT.
1251
00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:40,951
[Everyone]
AW...
1252
00:53:40,984 --> 00:53:42,852
LIVE WITH IT.
HATE IT.
1253
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:45,322
SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING
I'VE DONE BEFORE.
1254
00:53:45,355 --> 00:53:47,457
I NEED
A DRINK.
1255
00:53:47,490 --> 00:53:49,459
GO, MAX.
THE PRESSURE'S ON.
1256
00:53:49,492 --> 00:53:52,462
OKAY. DOES IT HAVE
TO BE ABOUT SEX?
1257
00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:54,097
I DON'T THINK
IT HAS TO.
1258
00:53:54,130 --> 00:53:55,665
IT DOESN'T
HAVE TO.
1259
00:53:55,699 --> 00:53:57,400
ARE YOU 2
A COUPLE?
1260
00:53:57,434 --> 00:53:59,836
COUPLE
OF GEEKS.
1261
00:53:59,869 --> 00:54:01,605
NO, WE'RE NOT A COUPLE.
1262
00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:03,039
[Max]
I HAVE ONE.
1263
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:05,976
UM...I'VE NEVER
TURNED IN A PAPER LATE.
1264
00:54:06,009 --> 00:54:08,144
WAH.
1265
00:54:08,178 --> 00:54:11,114
HEY, IF KIA CAN
BRAG, I CAN BRAG.
1266
00:54:11,147 --> 00:54:12,782
I GOT TO DRINK,
ANYWAY.
1267
00:54:12,816 --> 00:54:14,117
THERE
YOU GO.
1268
00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:16,286
YOUR TURN.
1269
00:54:16,319 --> 00:54:18,221
I'VE NEVER BEEN
HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE
1270
00:54:18,254 --> 00:54:20,357
AND REALLY WANTED
TO CHANGE THE MUSIC.
1271
00:54:20,390 --> 00:54:21,725
[Evy] IT'S GOT
TO HAPPEN ONCE.
1272
00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:23,159
O.K.
1273
00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:24,561
I'VE NEVER
CALLED OUT
1274
00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:26,296
THE WRONG NAME
DURING SEX.
1275
00:54:26,329 --> 00:54:27,530
OOH, EVY!
1276
00:54:27,564 --> 00:54:29,132
OOH...
1277
00:54:29,165 --> 00:54:30,233
[Everyone]
EVY!
1278
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:33,903
IS THAT
YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
1279
00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:40,276
I'VE NEVER HAD
SEX WITH DARIA.
1280
00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:41,444
HEY.
1281
00:54:45,315 --> 00:54:46,783
MAX...
1282
00:54:46,816 --> 00:54:49,219
HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN
ABOUT THAT BEAUTIFUL NIGHT?
1283
00:54:49,252 --> 00:54:51,955
SOMEONE TELL
ME THE RULES.
1284
00:54:51,988 --> 00:54:53,089
YOU JUST
DRANK.
1285
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,424
I HOPE YOU WERE
JUST THIRSTY.
1286
00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:56,292
MAX--IF YOU
HAVE
DONE IT.
1287
00:54:56,326 --> 00:54:59,462
I KEEP THINKING
YOU DRINK IF YOU
NEVER.
1288
00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:02,899
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
ASK THE QUESTION
OVER AGAIN.
1289
00:55:02,932 --> 00:55:05,835
[Daria] WE COULD MOVE
RIGHT INTO "SPIN THE BOTTLE."
1290
00:55:05,869 --> 00:55:08,204
WAIT A MINUTE.
I NEVER DID IT WITH DARIA.
1291
00:55:08,238 --> 00:55:12,142
[Evy] OKAY. I ADMIT IT.
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
1292
00:55:12,175 --> 00:55:14,044
[Laughter]
1293
00:55:14,077 --> 00:55:15,578
IT'S ALWAYS
A MISTAKE.
1294
00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:17,347
WAIT
A MINUTE.
1295
00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:19,182
SO YOU'VE
SLEPT WITH ME,
1296
00:55:19,215 --> 00:55:20,717
YOU'VE SLEPT
WITH HER,
1297
00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:22,052
YOU SLEPT WITH HER,
1298
00:55:22,085 --> 00:55:23,486
AND
HER?
1299
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,554
NO. NOT ME.
1300
00:55:24,587 --> 00:55:27,357
HEY, I DON'T DESERVE
THIS ABUSE.
1301
00:55:27,390 --> 00:55:30,026
GIRLS, I AM A WOMAN
WHO LOVES WOMEN.
1302
00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:31,194
WHO WANTS TO DANCE?
1303
00:55:31,227 --> 00:55:32,595
♪[Music playing]
1304
00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:49,879
[Girl] BYE, GUYS.
WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
1305
00:55:49,913 --> 00:55:52,282
THANKS A LOT.
DINNER WAS GREAT.
1306
00:55:52,315 --> 00:55:54,317
THEY'RE
IN THEIR OWN WORLD.
1307
00:55:54,350 --> 00:55:56,920
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1308
00:55:56,953 --> 00:55:58,822
DID YOU HAVE
A GOOD TIME?
1309
00:55:58,855 --> 00:56:01,324
IT WAS FUN. DARIA SEEMS
A LITTLE DRUNK.
1310
00:56:01,357 --> 00:56:03,727
DARIA'S
A LITTLE CRAZY.
1311
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,528
DO YOU WANT
TO HANG OUT SOMETIME?
1312
00:56:05,562 --> 00:56:08,131
GO TO A MOVIE
OR DO SOMETHING AGAIN?
1313
00:56:08,164 --> 00:56:10,266
THAT WOULD BE FUN.
1314
00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:12,135
I SHOULD GIVE YOU
MY NUMBER.
1315
00:56:12,168 --> 00:56:13,036
I HAVE YOUR NUMBER.
1316
00:56:13,069 --> 00:56:14,270
YOU HAVE MY NUMBER?
1317
00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:15,705
UH, IT'S KIA'S
NUMBER?
1318
00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:17,240
OH, YEAH.
1319
00:56:25,849 --> 00:56:28,218
[Whispering]
DARIA...LOOK.
1320
00:56:41,798 --> 00:56:43,399
[Max]
IT'S WEST. MAX WEST.
1321
00:56:43,433 --> 00:56:44,968
DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S COOL?
1322
00:56:45,001 --> 00:56:47,036
CAN'T YOU PICTURE ME
1323
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:48,805
BUSTING THROUGH
THE DOORS OF A SALOON
1324
00:56:48,838 --> 00:56:50,039
IN THE OLD WEST?
1325
00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:52,308
YOU'RE DIGGING IT,
RIGHT? I COULD TELL.
1326
00:56:52,342 --> 00:56:56,613
BECAUSE THAT'S MY NAME,
AS IN, "TO THE MAX."
1327
00:56:56,646 --> 00:56:57,947
NO. I MEAN,
1328
00:56:57,981 --> 00:57:00,550
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR PARENTS
NAMED YOU, RIGHT?
1329
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,385
NO. THEY NAMED ME
CAMILLE.
1330
00:57:02,418 --> 00:57:05,288
OH. TORGESON?
1331
00:57:05,321 --> 00:57:08,057
NO. NO,
THEY GOT DIVORCED
1332
00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:10,727
WHEN I WAS,
LIKE...12,
1333
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,128
AND NOW MY MOM'S,
LIKE,
1334
00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:15,632
THE STYLING
SINGLE BABE.
1335
00:57:15,665 --> 00:57:17,200
UM...HE'S COOL.
1336
00:57:17,233 --> 00:57:18,868
I DON'T SEE HIM
THAT MUCH.
1337
00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:21,805
I'M THE BABY,
THE SPECIAL ONE.
1338
00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:23,540
THE REST OF THEM
DON'T REALLY MATTER.
1339
00:57:23,573 --> 00:57:25,375
THAT'S WHAT I TELL
MY MOM, ANYWAY.
1340
00:57:25,408 --> 00:57:26,676
ONLY CHILD.
1341
00:57:29,212 --> 00:57:32,015
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
1342
00:57:32,048 --> 00:57:34,551
THERE'S SOME PSYCHOLOGY
ABOUT THAT.
1343
00:57:34,584 --> 00:57:36,686
WHAT WOULD THAT SMELL LIKE?
1344
00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:38,154
YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND
IN HIGH SCHOOL?
1345
00:57:38,188 --> 00:57:40,757
THAT IS SO COOL.
1346
00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:43,226
YEAH. WELL, IT REALLY
WASN'T THAT GREAT,
1347
00:57:43,259 --> 00:57:45,595
BECAUSE WE WEREN'T
OUT TO ANYONE
1348
00:57:45,628 --> 00:57:48,431
EXCEPT OURSELVES,
SORT OF, AND NOT EVEN.
1349
00:57:48,464 --> 00:57:51,201
WE USED TO FIGHT
IN THE HALLS,
1350
00:57:51,234 --> 00:57:52,936
BUT WE NEVER
KISSED IN THE HALLS,
1351
00:57:52,969 --> 00:57:55,038
BUT PEOPLE STILL
CALLED US LEZZIES.
1352
00:57:55,071 --> 00:57:58,541
BOYS? WELL, NO,
I WAS KIND OF...
1353
00:57:58,575 --> 00:58:01,077
THERE WAS
1 BOY I DATED,
1354
00:58:01,110 --> 00:58:02,512
LIKE, 3 MONTHS.
WE DIDN'T REALLY DATE.
1355
00:58:02,545 --> 00:58:05,515
WE HELD HANDS AND TALKED
ABOUT
MY THREE SONS.
1356
00:58:05,548 --> 00:58:06,749
THAT WAS
OUR FAVORITE SHOW.
1357
00:58:06,783 --> 00:58:08,918
JUST DANCING A LOT
1358
00:58:08,952 --> 00:58:10,987
AND WRITING STUFF
FOR THE NEWSPAPER.
1359
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:12,388
I WAS KIND OF A GEEK.
1360
00:58:12,422 --> 00:58:14,991
I STILL AM, I GUESS.
1361
00:58:15,024 --> 00:58:15,959
WELL, I DID IT
1362
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,861
WHEN I BROUGHT
KATE HOME ONCE.
1363
00:58:17,894 --> 00:58:20,864
OTHERWISE I DIDN'T THINK
MY MOM WOULD BELIEVE IT.
1364
00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:24,734
SHE WOULD GLOSS IT OVER
LIKE SO MANY OTHER THINGS.
1365
00:58:24,767 --> 00:58:25,869
SHE DID, ANYWAY.
1366
00:58:25,902 --> 00:58:27,871
SHE HARDLY EVER
BRINGS IT UP.
1367
00:58:27,904 --> 00:58:32,008
I BRING IT UP,
AND SHE WON'T TALK ABOUT IT,
1368
00:58:32,041 --> 00:58:34,344
BUT AT LEAST I KNOW
THAT SHE KNOWS.
1369
00:58:34,377 --> 00:58:36,512
TELL ME IF THIS IS
TOTALLY RUDE,
1370
00:58:36,546 --> 00:58:38,348
BUT I'M KIND OF CURIOUS.
1371
00:58:38,381 --> 00:58:40,683
ARE YOU AND KATE
BROKEN UP NOW,
1372
00:58:40,717 --> 00:58:42,752
OR WHAT'S THE STORY?
1373
00:58:42,785 --> 00:58:45,121
WELL, WE'RE
SORT OF BROKEN UP.
1374
00:58:45,154 --> 00:58:49,659
I MEAN, I LEFT A MESSAGE
ON HER MACHINE.
1375
00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:51,861
YOU LEFT A MESSAGE
ON HER MACHINE?
1376
00:58:51,895 --> 00:58:54,731
DO YOU CONSIDER THAT
BROKEN UP?
1377
00:58:54,764 --> 00:58:57,867
YEAH, BUT SHE HASN'T
CALLED ME BACK YET.
1378
00:58:57,901 --> 00:58:59,168
YEAH, SO--
1379
00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,371
WELL, IT'S HALF.
1380
00:59:01,404 --> 00:59:03,573
I MEAN, WE'RE
BREAKING UP ANYWAY,
1381
00:59:03,606 --> 00:59:05,575
BUT, UM...WE JUST
NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT.
1382
00:59:05,608 --> 00:59:07,343
SO, LIKE, THAT'S 50-50,
1383
00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:09,679
LIKE, YOU'RE BROKEN UP,
SHE'S NOT,
1384
00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:11,381
BUT IT COUNTS FOR YOU,
1385
00:59:11,414 --> 00:59:14,117
SO I GUESS IT COUNTS
FOR ME, THEN.
1386
00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:16,152
I GUESS SO. HA HA!
1387
00:59:26,462 --> 00:59:28,998
[Kia] SORRY I'M LATE.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING?
1388
00:59:29,032 --> 00:59:30,867
[All]
GO FISH.
1389
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,068
[Kia]
FIGURES.
1390
00:59:36,506 --> 00:59:37,807
HI.
AND YOU ARE?
1391
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:38,808
DELLA.
1392
00:59:38,841 --> 00:59:40,209
CAN I CALL
YOU DEL?
1393
00:59:40,243 --> 00:59:41,277
NO.
DELLA.
1394
00:59:41,311 --> 00:59:43,146
OKAY.
DELLA.
1395
00:59:43,179 --> 00:59:45,949
HOW LONG BEFORE
THEY CONSUMMATE?
1396
00:59:45,982 --> 00:59:48,318
IS THAT THE MOST
IMPORTANT TOPIC AT HAND?
1397
00:59:48,351 --> 00:59:50,453
I'M JUST GLAD
OUR WORK IS OVER.
1398
00:59:50,486 --> 00:59:52,455
KNOWING ELY,
IT'S GOING TO BE
1399
00:59:52,488 --> 00:59:54,257
2 OR 3
MORE DATES.
1400
00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:56,960
WHAT IS THIS,
THE LESBIAN GANDHI?
1401
00:59:56,993 --> 00:59:58,528
I DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF TIME.
1402
00:59:58,561 --> 01:00:00,330
NOT EVERYONE
JUMPS RIGHT IN.
1403
01:00:00,363 --> 01:00:01,998
TO GO FROM
1404
01:00:02,031 --> 01:00:03,800
"I SORT OF BROKE UP
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND"
1405
01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:04,734
TO "LET'S
FUCK"?
1406
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,102
NOT THESE BABES.
1407
01:00:06,135 --> 01:00:08,104
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
THE POWER OF A WOMAN
1408
01:00:08,137 --> 01:00:09,639
THAT'S BEEN DEPRIVED
OF THE HONEY POT.
1409
01:00:09,672 --> 01:00:10,740
HONEY POT?
1410
01:00:10,773 --> 01:00:12,742
THAT "HONEY POT"
THING'S GOT TO GO.
1411
01:00:12,775 --> 01:00:13,743
WHAT DO
YOU CALL IT?
1412
01:00:13,776 --> 01:00:15,278
FIND A MORE
ENDEARING TERM,
1413
01:00:15,311 --> 01:00:17,413
AND I'LL PUT "HONEY POT"
ON THE SHELF.
1414
01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:18,615
SO IF YOU
WANT ENDEARING,
1415
01:00:18,648 --> 01:00:19,816
THEN "VAGINA"
IS OUT.
1416
01:00:19,849 --> 01:00:22,018
YES, NURSE.
DARIA?
1417
01:00:22,051 --> 01:00:23,953
"LOVE MOUND"
IS MY FAVE.
1418
01:00:23,987 --> 01:00:25,288
UH-UH.
TOO VICTORIAN.
1419
01:00:25,321 --> 01:00:27,590
NO, IT'S NOT.
PICTURE THIS.
1420
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,525
"YOU'RE SO HOT,
1421
01:00:29,559 --> 01:00:30,893
"I CAN'T WAIT
TO GET YOU HOME
1422
01:00:30,927 --> 01:00:32,562
"AND PUMP
YOUR LOVE MOUND."
1423
01:00:32,595 --> 01:00:33,796
WORKS FOR ME.
1424
01:00:33,830 --> 01:00:35,531
WORKED
FOR YOU.
1425
01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:37,834
IT'S TOO
EUPHEMISTIC.
1426
01:00:37,867 --> 01:00:38,835
"GIRL PATCH."
1427
01:00:38,868 --> 01:00:39,836
YEAH!
1428
01:00:39,869 --> 01:00:41,404
CUTE,
BUT IS IT SEXY?
1429
01:00:41,437 --> 01:00:42,438
IT CAN BE.
1430
01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,741
LET'S SEE...
"SHE MOANED,
1431
01:00:44,774 --> 01:00:47,043
"GRABBING HER GIRL
PATCH IN ECSTASY."
1432
01:00:47,076 --> 01:00:48,778
IT WORKS.
I LIKE IT.
1433
01:00:48,811 --> 01:00:51,614
"GIRL PATCH" SOUNDS
LIKE A BAD HAIRCUT.
1434
01:00:51,647 --> 01:00:52,949
WELL, HOW
ABOUT "CUNT"?
1435
01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:55,852
TOO HARSH.
NO, NO, NO.
1436
01:00:55,885 --> 01:00:58,121
LOSERS.
1437
01:00:58,154 --> 01:01:00,790
HOW ABOUT...
1438
01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:04,961
HMM.
LET'S SEE...
1439
01:01:04,994 --> 01:01:06,696
"BEARDED CLAM."
HOW ABOUT THAT?
1440
01:01:06,729 --> 01:01:08,364
OH, BOY.
1441
01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:10,933
NO, THAT'S TOO
HIGH-SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM.
1442
01:01:10,967 --> 01:01:12,201
BESIDES,
THERE ARE PEOPLE
1443
01:01:12,235 --> 01:01:13,369
THAT GET OFFENDED
1444
01:01:13,403 --> 01:01:16,372
BY THAT WHOLE
BEARDED-CLAM/FISH THING.
1445
01:01:16,406 --> 01:01:19,776
I LOVE "FISH."
"FISH" IS CUTE.
1446
01:01:19,809 --> 01:01:21,144
I DON'T
UNDERSTAND IT.
1447
01:01:21,177 --> 01:01:22,979
IT DOESN'T TASTE
LIKE FISH TO ME.
1448
01:01:23,012 --> 01:01:25,448
IT'S SOMETHING
MORE ON THE LINE
1449
01:01:25,481 --> 01:01:27,617
OF THE FRENCH
FRY FAMILY.
1450
01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:29,752
IT DEPENDS ON
WHO YOU ARE WITH.
1451
01:01:29,786 --> 01:01:31,487
NOW, YOU
TASTE LIKE--
1452
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,790
OH, CUT IT OUT! STOP.
1453
01:01:33,823 --> 01:01:34,857
ISN'T "HONEY POT"
1454
01:01:34,891 --> 01:01:36,359
SOUNDING BETTER
AND BETTER?
1455
01:01:36,392 --> 01:01:38,361
IT'S SEXY WITHOUT
BEING VULGAR
1456
01:01:38,394 --> 01:01:40,363
AND APPEALING
WITHOUT BEING CUTESY.
1457
01:01:40,396 --> 01:01:42,131
HOW ABOUT
PLAIN OLD "BEAVE"?
1458
01:01:42,165 --> 01:01:43,900
IT'S FAMILIAR,
FRIENDLY,
1459
01:01:43,933 --> 01:01:45,635
SOMETHING YOU COULD
ALMOST SAY TO MOM.
1460
01:01:45,668 --> 01:01:46,936
I DON'T LIKE
THE TEETH.
1461
01:01:46,969 --> 01:01:48,938
I'M STICKING
WITH "HONEY POT."
1462
01:01:55,878 --> 01:01:57,847
SO, UM...ISN'T THIS
THE PART
1463
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,149
WHERE YOU
ASK ME OUT?
1464
01:02:00,183 --> 01:02:02,885
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO ON A DATE?
1465
01:02:02,919 --> 01:02:05,154
I WOULD LOVE TO.
1466
01:02:05,188 --> 01:02:06,856
WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?
1467
01:02:06,889 --> 01:02:08,891
I DON'T KNOW.
I HADN'T GOTTEN THAT FAR.
1468
01:02:08,925 --> 01:02:10,059
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
1469
01:02:10,093 --> 01:02:12,328
WELL, WE ALREADY
SAW A MOVIE.
1470
01:02:12,361 --> 01:02:13,696
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST COME OVER,
1471
01:02:13,729 --> 01:02:15,565
AND WE'LL
FIGURE IT OUT?
1472
01:02:18,234 --> 01:02:21,404
[Clock ticking]
1473
01:02:33,516 --> 01:02:35,518
[Indistinct voices]
1474
01:02:35,551 --> 01:02:37,753
[Kia] OKAY. WOULD YOU
REACH A LITTLE HIGHER?
1475
01:02:37,787 --> 01:02:39,255
[Evy]
ONLY IF YOU GO LOWER.
1476
01:02:39,288 --> 01:02:41,057
HA HA!
1477
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:42,625
[Evy]
WOULD YOU DO MY BACK?
1478
01:02:42,658 --> 01:02:43,659
HA HA!
1479
01:02:49,866 --> 01:02:53,736
[Kia]
PASS ME THE SOAP.
1480
01:02:53,769 --> 01:02:55,104
[Giggling]
1481
01:02:58,908 --> 01:03:00,576
[Evy]
OKAY, STOP!
1482
01:03:41,751 --> 01:03:43,753
[Door opens]
1483
01:03:46,622 --> 01:03:48,824
SORRY, MAX. HAVE WE BEEN
IN THERE TOO LONG?
1484
01:03:48,858 --> 01:03:50,359
WE PROBABLY SAVED YOU
A LOT OF TIME
1485
01:03:50,393 --> 01:03:52,328
BY SHOWERING TOGETHER.
1486
01:03:52,361 --> 01:03:54,897
IT'S HER BIG DATE.
1487
01:03:54,931 --> 01:03:57,400
YOU'VE TURNED THE PLACE
INTO A DEN OF LOVE.
1488
01:03:57,433 --> 01:03:59,335
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TONIGHT?
1489
01:03:59,368 --> 01:04:01,804
I DON'T KNOW. SHE'LL
BE HERE IN 10 MINUTES.
1490
01:04:01,837 --> 01:04:03,206
I'M NOT
EVEN DRESSED.
1491
01:04:03,239 --> 01:04:05,374
DON'T HAVE SEX
IN OUR BED.
1492
01:04:05,408 --> 01:04:07,109
WE'RE NOT
GOING TO DO IT.
1493
01:04:10,179 --> 01:04:16,018
♪ SHOW ME A WINDOW
I CAN SEE SKY FROM ♪
1494
01:04:16,052 --> 01:04:22,091
♪ SHOW ME A DOOR
I HAVEN'T CLOSED BEFORE ♪
1495
01:04:22,124 --> 01:04:24,527
♪ SHOW ME A STAIRWELL
1496
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,930
♪ I HAVEN'T RUN FROM
1497
01:04:27,964 --> 01:04:30,466
♪ SHOW ME SOMEONE
1498
01:04:33,469 --> 01:04:37,573
♪ I CAN HOLD ON TO
1499
01:04:40,276 --> 01:04:43,379
♪ EEE OHH
1500
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,456
♪ MMM MMM MMM
1501
01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:57,660
♪ MMM MMM
1502
01:05:01,597 --> 01:05:04,433
♪ SHOW ME A WINDOW
1503
01:05:04,467 --> 01:05:07,403
♪ I CAN SEE SKY FROM
1504
01:05:07,436 --> 01:05:10,273
♪ SHOW ME A DOOR
1505
01:05:10,306 --> 01:05:13,643
♪ I HAVEN'T CLOSED BEFORE
1506
01:05:13,676 --> 01:05:15,945
♪ SHOW ME A STAIRWELL
1507
01:05:15,978 --> 01:05:19,315
♪ I HAVEN'T RUN FROM
1508
01:05:19,348 --> 01:05:22,752
♪ SHOW ME SOMEONE
1509
01:05:30,493 --> 01:05:36,299
♪ SHOW ME A WINDOW
I CAN SEE SKY FROM ♪
1510
01:05:36,332 --> 01:05:42,338
♪ SHOW ME A DOOR
I HAVEN'T CLOSED BEFORE ♪
1511
01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:44,807
♪ SHOW ME A STAIRWELL
1512
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:48,411
♪ I HAVEN'T RUN FROM
1513
01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:50,880
♪ SHOW ME SOMEONE
1514
01:05:53,582 --> 01:05:58,821
♪ I CAN HOLD ON TO
1515
01:06:06,996 --> 01:06:08,364
[Door opens]
1516
01:06:08,397 --> 01:06:11,067
[Water running
and woman humming]
1517
01:06:17,473 --> 01:06:18,908
[Knock knock]
1518
01:06:18,941 --> 01:06:20,376
[Max]
GO AWAY, PLEASE.
1519
01:06:20,409 --> 01:06:23,813
IT'S ELY. I WANTED
TO TELL YOU I'M HERE.
1520
01:06:23,846 --> 01:06:26,215
HI, ELY.
YOU'RE EARLY.
1521
01:06:26,248 --> 01:06:27,216
YEAH.
1522
01:06:27,249 --> 01:06:28,684
OR NO, I'M LATE.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
1523
01:06:28,718 --> 01:06:29,952
DON'T WORRY.
1524
01:06:29,985 --> 01:06:31,987
I'LL BE OUT
IN A SECOND.
1525
01:06:39,929 --> 01:06:41,063
HEY, DON'T
LOOK AT THAT.
1526
01:06:41,097 --> 01:06:42,031
YOUR PARENTS?
1527
01:06:42,064 --> 01:06:43,766
YEAH. KIND
OF GEEKING.
1528
01:06:43,799 --> 01:06:44,967
FUNNY PICTURE.
1529
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,502
HOW DID YOU
GET IN HERE?
1530
01:06:46,535 --> 01:06:49,405
KIA AND EVY WERE
ON THEIR WAY DOWN.
1531
01:06:49,438 --> 01:06:51,874
KIA IS ALWAYS DOING
THAT SHIT TO ME.
1532
01:06:51,907 --> 01:06:55,945
SHE WANTED ME TO WALK OUT
IN MY SKIVVIES.
1533
01:06:55,978 --> 01:06:57,279
[Max] OH, YOU CAN
JUST SIT RIGHT THERE.
1534
01:06:57,313 --> 01:06:59,148
I'M GOING TO
GET DRESSED.
1535
01:07:07,456 --> 01:07:10,059
YOU LOOK NICE.
1536
01:07:10,092 --> 01:07:11,193
THANKS.
1537
01:07:11,227 --> 01:07:13,095
I WANT TO PUT ON
SOME MUSIC.
1538
01:07:20,603 --> 01:07:22,605
♪ MMM
1539
01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:28,344
♪ SHOW ME A WINDOW
1540
01:07:28,377 --> 01:07:31,447
♪ I CAN SEE SKY FROM
1541
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:35,951
♪ SHOW ME A DOOR
I HAVEN'T CLOSED BEFORE ♪
1542
01:07:35,985 --> 01:07:37,353
SORRY I'M NOT READY.
1543
01:07:37,386 --> 01:07:39,255
I'M HAVING
A FASHION CRISIS.
1544
01:07:39,288 --> 01:07:40,790
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
1545
01:07:40,823 --> 01:07:42,658
WHICH SHOULD I WEAR?
1546
01:07:42,691 --> 01:07:45,327
THIS ONE WITH
THE "3" IS COOL.
1547
01:07:45,361 --> 01:07:46,662
THIS ONE'S CRAZY.
1548
01:07:46,695 --> 01:07:48,998
THIS FABRIC'S NICE.
YOU SHOULD WEAR THIS.
1549
01:07:49,031 --> 01:07:51,000
GOD, LOOK
AT YOUR NAILS.
1550
01:07:51,033 --> 01:07:52,168
THEY'RE SPLIT.
1551
01:07:52,201 --> 01:07:53,803
SORRY. THAT'S
REALLY RUDE.
1552
01:07:53,836 --> 01:07:55,004
OKAY, THIS ONE?
1553
01:07:55,037 --> 01:07:55,938
YEAH.
1554
01:07:55,971 --> 01:07:57,106
OKAY.
I'LL WEAR IT.
1555
01:08:01,043 --> 01:08:03,679
IF YOU HAVE SOME CLIPPERS,
I'LL CUT THEM NOW.
1556
01:08:03,712 --> 01:08:05,347
ARE YOU REALLY
GOING TO CUT THEM?
1557
01:08:05,381 --> 01:08:06,949
YEAH.
1558
01:08:06,982 --> 01:08:09,318
IN THE BATHROOM,
THERE'S A CERAMIC THING,
1559
01:08:09,351 --> 01:08:10,519
AND, UM...
1560
01:08:10,553 --> 01:08:11,921
A CERAMIC THING.
1561
01:08:11,954 --> 01:08:14,023
YEAH. I'LL GET THEM.
SIT DOWN.
1562
01:08:19,395 --> 01:08:20,663
THANKS.
1563
01:08:27,002 --> 01:08:28,771
HEY, IS THERE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH THESE?
1564
01:08:28,804 --> 01:08:32,575
THEY MAKE MY NAILS ALL
SHARP AND EVERYTHING.
1565
01:08:32,608 --> 01:08:34,276
HERE. MOVE OVER.
1566
01:08:34,310 --> 01:08:35,411
THEY'RE TOENAIL
CLIPPERS,
1567
01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:38,414
SO THERE'S AN ART
TO MAKING THEM WORK.
1568
01:08:38,447 --> 01:08:40,616
I SEE YOU TRIED
ON THAT ONE.
1569
01:08:45,187 --> 01:08:46,655
OOH!
THAT DIDN'T GET IT.
1570
01:08:46,689 --> 01:08:47,723
IT WORKS.
1571
01:08:49,925 --> 01:08:51,093
THEY'RE NOT THAT LONG,
1572
01:08:51,126 --> 01:08:53,362
EXCEPT THEY HAVE
THESE SHARP EDGES.
1573
01:08:53,395 --> 01:08:56,298
FROM THE CLIPPERS.
1574
01:08:56,332 --> 01:08:59,301
OKAY, I'M ALMOST DONE.
1575
01:08:59,335 --> 01:09:01,403
I DON'T KNOW WHY I MADE
A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT.
1576
01:09:01,437 --> 01:09:02,872
THEY'RE NOT THAT LONG.
1577
01:09:02,905 --> 01:09:04,473
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
1578
01:09:08,277 --> 01:09:10,880
BOLD.
1579
01:09:10,913 --> 01:09:12,615
♪[Slow, sensual music plays]
1580
01:10:03,232 --> 01:10:05,267
♪[Upbeat mambo music plays]
1581
01:10:30,326 --> 01:10:31,660
WHOA!
1582
01:10:35,598 --> 01:10:37,633
[Honk honk honk]
1583
01:10:37,666 --> 01:10:39,668
HEY, ELY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
1584
01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:45,708
[Dog barks]
1585
01:11:09,898 --> 01:11:11,734
[Daria] GOOD MORNING,
SUNSHINE.
1586
01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:13,869
HI, DAR. HOW COME
YOU'RE STILL UP?
1587
01:11:13,902 --> 01:11:15,304
I WAS WORRIED SICK
ABOUT YOU.
1588
01:11:15,337 --> 01:11:17,439
SORRY. I SHOULD
HAVE CALLED.
1589
01:11:17,473 --> 01:11:20,509
I WAS WONDERING,
WHAT COULD SHE BE DOING?
1590
01:11:20,542 --> 01:11:23,245
MAYBE LOCKED OUT?
BUT NO, I WAS HERE.
1591
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:25,381
WORKING A DOUBLE SHIFT
AT THE VET'S OFFICE?
1592
01:11:25,414 --> 01:11:28,584
HANGING OUT ALL NIGHT AT
THE S & M DUNGEON?
1593
01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:31,487
OR COULD SHE HAVE BEEN
WITH ONE MAX WEST?
1594
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,555
YES, I WAS
WITH MS. WEST.
1595
01:11:33,589 --> 01:11:35,858
GOD, IT'S TRUE?
REALLY?
1596
01:11:35,891 --> 01:11:37,359
I MADE
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
1597
01:11:37,393 --> 01:11:38,394
HANG ON.
1598
01:11:41,363 --> 01:11:42,665
THAT'S REALLY
CUTE, DARIA.
1599
01:11:42,698 --> 01:11:44,800
MADE IT WITH
MY OWN 2 HANDS.
1600
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:45,868
YOU LIKE?
1601
01:11:45,901 --> 01:11:48,837
THAT'S REALLY NICE.
THANKS.
1602
01:11:48,871 --> 01:11:50,606
SO THIS IS WHERE
IT ALL HAPPENED?
1603
01:11:50,639 --> 01:11:53,142
GOOD THING WE
CAME HOME SO LATE.
1604
01:11:53,175 --> 01:11:54,476
HOW WAS IT, MAX?
1605
01:11:54,510 --> 01:11:57,946
WAS IT LIKE LOSING YOUR
VIRGINITY ALL OVER AGAIN?
1606
01:11:57,980 --> 01:11:58,947
SO?
1607
01:11:58,981 --> 01:11:59,948
SO, WHAT?
1608
01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:01,984
COME ON. GIVE US
THE DIRT.
1609
01:12:02,017 --> 01:12:03,118
IT WAS GREAT.
1610
01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:05,220
MORE DIRT
THAN THAT!
1611
01:12:05,254 --> 01:12:08,590
SO TELL--AND DON'T
SKIP ANY ADVERBS.
1612
01:12:08,624 --> 01:12:10,659
DAR, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO KNOW?
1613
01:12:10,693 --> 01:12:11,994
HOW IT STARTED.
1614
01:12:12,027 --> 01:12:13,395
DID YOU
PIN HER DOWN?
1615
01:12:13,429 --> 01:12:15,531
DID YOU SLIP HER
SOME SPANISH FLY?
1616
01:12:15,564 --> 01:12:16,765
WE NEVER EVEN
WENT OUT.
1617
01:12:16,799 --> 01:12:18,734
SMOOTH. HOW'D YOU
SWING THAT?
1618
01:12:18,767 --> 01:12:20,202
I NEVER EVEN
GOT DRESSED.
1619
01:12:20,235 --> 01:12:21,370
OOH, GIRL!
1620
01:12:21,403 --> 01:12:23,238
YOU OWE ME FOR
LETTING HER IN.
1621
01:12:23,272 --> 01:12:25,474
SO, YOU COME OUT
OF THE BATHROOM NAKED,
1622
01:12:25,507 --> 01:12:27,042
AND SHE'S
STANDING THERE.
1623
01:12:27,076 --> 01:12:29,378
NO. I WAS WEARING
A BATHROBE.
1624
01:12:29,411 --> 01:12:30,879
YOU'RE SO
UPTIGHT.
1625
01:12:30,913 --> 01:12:32,014
YOU'RE HOME
ALONE,
1626
01:12:32,047 --> 01:12:33,549
AND YOU DON'T
WALK AROUND NAKED?
1627
01:12:33,582 --> 01:12:35,317
I KNEW SHE WAS HERE.
1628
01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:38,620
YOUR PLAN DIDN'T WORK.
SHE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR.
1629
01:12:38,654 --> 01:12:40,589
SO YOU OPEN
THE DOOR,
1630
01:12:40,622 --> 01:12:42,725
AND SHE
POUNCES ON YOU!
1631
01:12:42,758 --> 01:12:44,460
WRESTLES YOU
TO THE FLOOR!
1632
01:12:44,493 --> 01:12:46,628
YOU SAY, "ELY,
WE'VE JUST MET!"
1633
01:12:46,662 --> 01:12:49,098
SHE SAYS, "I'VE
ALWAYS WANTED YOU!"
1634
01:12:49,131 --> 01:12:51,233
YOU DON'T EVEN
WANT TO HEAR MY STORY.
1635
01:12:51,266 --> 01:12:53,635
OKAY, OKAY.
TELL US.
1636
01:12:53,669 --> 01:12:54,803
ARE YOU GOING
TO LISTEN?
1637
01:12:54,837 --> 01:12:55,838
YEAH. YEAH.
1638
01:12:55,871 --> 01:12:56,939
OKAY.
1639
01:12:56,972 --> 01:12:59,241
UM, I WAS
CUTTING MY NAILS.
1640
01:12:59,274 --> 01:13:01,577
SHE WAS KIND
OF EARLY, AND...
1641
01:13:01,610 --> 01:13:03,112
NO, I WAS
RUNNING LATE.
1642
01:13:03,145 --> 01:13:04,246
WE KNOW
ALL THAT.
1643
01:13:04,279 --> 01:13:06,148
HOW DID IT
START?
1644
01:13:06,181 --> 01:13:09,985
SHE WAS ON THE COUCH,
CUTTING HER NAILS.
1645
01:13:10,018 --> 01:13:11,754
YOU WERE
CUTTING YOUR NAILS.
1646
01:13:11,787 --> 01:13:13,522
DO YOU USUALLY TEND
TO PERSONAL HYGIENE
1647
01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:14,690
ON 1st DATES?
1648
01:13:14,723 --> 01:13:17,059
THAT'S
REALLY HOT, ELY.
1649
01:13:17,092 --> 01:13:18,093
IT
WAS.
1650
01:13:18,127 --> 01:13:19,361
SHE NEEDED HELP.
1651
01:13:19,394 --> 01:13:21,730
I STARTED
CUTTING HER NAILS.
1652
01:13:21,764 --> 01:13:23,499
IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME,
1653
01:13:23,532 --> 01:13:25,234
BUT WHAT KIND OF FOREPLAY
IS NAIL-CUTTING?
1654
01:13:25,267 --> 01:13:28,470
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT SOUNDS SEXY TO ME.
1655
01:13:28,504 --> 01:13:30,539
♪[Soft music plays]
1656
01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:32,074
[Mouthing words]
1657
01:13:41,850 --> 01:13:44,286
OKAY. SO I CAN
SEE THAT. AND?
1658
01:13:44,319 --> 01:13:46,355
SHE WAS
MAKING FUN OF MY NAILS,
1659
01:13:46,388 --> 01:13:48,590
SO I STARTED
CUTTING THEM.
1660
01:13:48,624 --> 01:13:50,626
SHE STARTED CUTTING
THEM FOR ME,
1661
01:13:50,659 --> 01:13:52,428
AND, YOU KNOW...
1662
01:13:52,461 --> 01:13:54,496
[Mouthing words]
1663
01:13:54,530 --> 01:13:55,864
♪[Rock music plays]
1664
01:14:14,149 --> 01:14:16,251
SO SHE CUT YOUR NAILS.
1665
01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,720
AND THEN?
1666
01:14:18,754 --> 01:14:20,255
UM, AND IT WAS NICE.
1667
01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:22,291
WE TALKED
FOR A WHILE.
1668
01:14:22,324 --> 01:14:23,425
WE WERE
GOING TO GO OUT,
1669
01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:25,928
BUT SHE COULDN'T
DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR.
1670
01:14:25,961 --> 01:14:27,262
ELY,
CUT TO THE CHASE.
1671
01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:29,364
I WANT DETAILS.
1672
01:14:29,398 --> 01:14:30,766
AND SO,
I'M CUTTING HER NAILS,
1673
01:14:30,799 --> 01:14:32,201
AND THEN, UM...
1674
01:14:32,234 --> 01:14:35,904
SHE KIND OF KISSED
MY NECK, AND THEN...
1675
01:14:35,938 --> 01:14:38,173
I WAS FEELING
OUT OF PRACTICE.
1676
01:14:38,207 --> 01:14:39,608
IT'S LIKE
RIDING A BIKE.
1677
01:14:39,641 --> 01:14:43,579
AND WE STARTED KISSING,
AND THEN, UM...
1678
01:14:43,612 --> 01:14:45,514
WELL, WE WERE
ON THE COUCH,
1679
01:14:45,547 --> 01:14:47,583
AND WE STARTED KISSING.
1680
01:14:47,616 --> 01:14:50,719
KIND OF STRADDLED HER
LIKE THIS.
1681
01:14:50,752 --> 01:14:52,020
THE COUCH?
1682
01:14:52,054 --> 01:14:53,589
THAT TAKES
SOME MANEUVERING.
1683
01:14:53,622 --> 01:14:54,623
THEN, YOU KNOW...
1684
01:16:13,602 --> 01:16:15,871
HA HA!
1685
01:16:15,904 --> 01:16:17,339
WOW.
1686
01:16:17,372 --> 01:16:20,142
WOW.
CONGRATULATIONS.
1687
01:16:20,175 --> 01:16:21,743
THANKS.
1688
01:16:21,777 --> 01:16:22,744
COOL.
1689
01:16:22,778 --> 01:16:25,380
HA HA HA!
1690
01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,816
WHY DIDN'T YOU STAY?
1691
01:16:27,849 --> 01:16:29,318
PLAYING HARD TO GET.
1692
01:16:36,858 --> 01:16:40,128
[Daria] ELY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHO I SAW AT THE BAR.
1693
01:16:40,162 --> 01:16:42,497
HELLO?
1694
01:16:42,531 --> 01:16:44,399
MAN, YOU GET
A GIRLFRIEND,
1695
01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:45,867
YOU'RE NEVER HOME.
1696
01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:51,039
♪ MY LOVE IS
1697
01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:56,645
♪ SPINNING ROUND YOUR WORLD
1698
01:17:00,916 --> 01:17:03,151
♪ MY LOVE IS
1699
01:17:06,054 --> 01:17:08,957
♪ SPINNING ROUND YOUR WORLD
1700
01:17:14,129 --> 01:17:16,198
♪ MY LOVE IS
1701
01:17:19,034 --> 01:17:22,004
♪ SPINNING ROUND YOUR WORLD
1702
01:17:26,408 --> 01:17:28,777
♪ MY LOVE IS
1703
01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:31,279
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
1704
01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:34,316
♪ SPINNING ROUND YOUR WORLD
1705
01:17:39,121 --> 01:17:41,623
♪ DON'T SAY TOO MUCH
1706
01:17:44,426 --> 01:17:45,594
[Door opens]
1707
01:17:45,627 --> 01:17:48,897
HEY, I'M HOME.
1708
01:17:48,930 --> 01:17:51,366
HELLO?
ANYBODY HOME?
1709
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:54,069
♪ DON'T SAY TOO MUCH
1710
01:17:57,539 --> 01:18:00,042
♪ DON'T SAY TOO MUCH
1711
01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:06,581
[Door opens]
1712
01:18:06,615 --> 01:18:08,917
EVY? ANYBODY?
1713
01:18:08,950 --> 01:18:12,354
♪ YOUR LOVE IS SPINNING
ROUND MY WORLD ♪
1714
01:19:10,612 --> 01:19:12,881
♪ YOUR WORLD
1715
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:18,086
♪ YOUR WORLD
1716
01:19:22,290 --> 01:19:24,426
♪ THIS TIME
1717
01:19:36,338 --> 01:19:37,506
♪ HEY
1718
01:19:52,020 --> 01:19:57,025
♪ MY LOVE IS
1719
01:19:57,058 --> 01:19:59,895
♪ SPINNING ROUND YOUR WORLD
1720
01:20:06,268 --> 01:20:07,836
[Max]
DON'T FEAR TOO MANY THINGS.
1721
01:20:07,869 --> 01:20:09,571
IT'S DANGEROUS.
1722
01:20:09,604 --> 01:20:12,207
DON'T SAY SO MUCH.
YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING.
1723
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:15,877
DON'T WORRY, AND DON'T THINK
ABOUT IT SO MUCH.
1724
01:20:15,911 --> 01:20:18,346
THE GIRL YOU'LL MEET DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE ANYONE YOU KNOW.
1725
01:20:18,380 --> 01:20:21,950
WHEN YOU MEET HER,
YOUR TOES MIGHT TINGLE,
OR YOU MIGHT YAWN.
1726
01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:24,786
IT'S HARD TO SAY.
DON'T BOX YOURSELF IN.
1727
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,521
DON'T LEAVE YOURSELF
WIDE-OPEN.
1728
01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:29,558
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT
EVERY SECOND
BUT DON'T FORGET--
1729
01:20:29,591 --> 01:20:31,159
THE GIRL IS OUT THERE.
1730
01:20:31,193 --> 01:20:34,062
♪ SHOW ME A WINDOW
1731
01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:37,032
♪ I CAN SEE SKY FROM
1732
01:20:37,065 --> 01:20:39,834
♪ SHOW ME A DOOR
1733
01:20:39,868 --> 01:20:43,104
♪ I HAVEN'T CLOSED BEFORE
1734
01:20:43,138 --> 01:20:45,607
♪ SHOW ME A STAIRWELL
1735
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,977
♪ I HAVEN'T RUN FROM
1736
01:20:49,010 --> 01:20:51,079
♪ SHOW ME SOMEONE
1737
01:20:54,416 --> 01:20:56,918
♪ I CAN HOLD ON TO
1738
01:21:01,289 --> 01:21:03,358
♪ EEE OHH
1739
01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:14,803
♪ MMM
1740
01:21:14,836 --> 01:21:16,972
♪ MMM MMM
1741
01:21:22,777 --> 01:21:25,647
♪ SHOW ME A WINDOW
1742
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:28,516
♪ I CAN SEE SKY FROM
1743
01:21:28,550 --> 01:21:31,353
♪ SHOW ME A DOOR
1744
01:21:31,386 --> 01:21:34,656
♪ I HAVEN'T CLOSED BEFORE
1745
01:21:34,689 --> 01:21:37,025
♪ SHOW ME A STAIRWELL
1746
01:21:37,058 --> 01:21:40,428
♪ I HAVEN'T RUN FROM
1747
01:21:40,462 --> 01:21:42,664
♪ SHOW ME SOMEONE
1748
01:21:51,606 --> 01:21:54,309
♪ SHOW ME A WINDOW
1749
01:21:54,342 --> 01:21:57,312
♪ I CAN SEE SKY FROM
1750
01:21:57,345 --> 01:22:00,115
♪ SHOW ME A DOOR
1751
01:22:00,148 --> 01:22:03,184
♪ I HAVEN'T CLOSED BEFORE
1752
01:22:03,218 --> 01:22:05,954
♪ SHOW ME A STAIRWELL
1753
01:22:05,987 --> 01:22:09,457
♪ I HAVEN'T RUN FROM
1754
01:22:09,491 --> 01:22:11,760
♪ SHOW ME SOMEONE
1755
01:22:14,696 --> 01:22:17,265
♪ I CAN HOLD ON TO
1756
01:22:31,513 --> 01:22:33,248
♪ WELL, IT'S NOT
SOLID GROUND ♪
1757
01:22:33,281 --> 01:22:35,083
♪ BUT I PUT
MY FEET DOWN AGAIN ♪
1758
01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:37,619
♪ WALK AROUND THE BLOCK
WHERE THE WIND WON'T STOP ♪
1759
01:22:37,652 --> 01:22:39,854
♪ AND I CALL THIS HOME
1760
01:22:43,391 --> 01:22:45,894
♪ AND I SETTLE IN
SOME WAY, SEEKING ♪
1761
01:22:45,927 --> 01:22:49,230
♪ PASS AWAY TIME IN THE LINE
THAT I'VE FALLEN INTO ♪
1762
01:22:49,264 --> 01:22:49,264
♪ IT'S NOTHING NEW TO ME ♪
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