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Patty: THIS, BOYS AND GIRLS,
IS A STORY OF TRUE LOVE.
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A BEAUTIFUL GIRL
FROM ONE COUNTY,
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A HANDSOME BOY FROM ANOTHER --
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THEY MEET AND THEY FALL IN LOVE.
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SEPARATED BY DISTANCE
AND BY PARENTS
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WHO DID NOT APPROVE
OF THE UNION,
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THE YOUNG COUPLE DREAMED
OF THE DAY
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THAT THEY COULD BE TOGETHER.
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THEY WROTE EACH OTHER
BEAUTIFUL LETTERS --
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LETTERS OF LONGING AND PASSION,
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LETTERS FULL OF PROMISES
AND PLANS FOR THE FUTURE.
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SOON THE SEPARATION PROVED
TOO MUCH
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FOR EITHER ONE OF THEM
TO BEAR.
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SO ONE NIGHT, COLD AND BLACK,
WITH NO LIGHT TO GUIDE THEM,
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THEY BOTH SNUCK
OUT OF THEIR HOMES
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AND RAN AWAY
AS FAST AS THEY COULD.
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IT WAS SO DARK OUT
THAT THEY WERE BOTH SOON LOST,
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AND IT SEEMED AS IF THEY WOULD
NEVER FIND EACH OTHER.
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FINALLY, THE GIRL DROPPED
TO HER KNEES,
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TEARS STREAMING
DOWN HER LOVELY FACE.
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"OH, MY LOVE, WHERE ARE YOU?
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HOW WILL I FIND YOU?"
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SUDDENLY A BAND OF STARS
APPEARED IN THE SKY.
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THESE STARS SHONE SO BRIGHTLY
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THEY LIT UP
THE ENTIRE COUNTRYSIDE.
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THE GIRL JUMPED TO HER FEET AND
FOLLOWED THE PATH OF THE STARS
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UNTIL FINALLY SHE FOUND HERSELF
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STANDING RIGHT WHERE
THE TOWN GAZEBO IS TODAY.
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AND THERE WAITING FOR HER
WAS HER ONE TRUE LOVE,
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WHO HAD ALSO BEEN LED HERE
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BY THE BLANKET
OF FRIENDLY STARS.
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AND THAT, MY FRIENDS,
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IS THE STORY
OF HOW STARS HOLLOW CAME TO BE
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AND WHY WE CELEBRATE
THAT FATEFUL NIGHT EVERY YEAR
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AT ABOUT THIS TIME.
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NOW, WE STILL HAVE A LITTLE TIME
LEFT IN OUR STORY HOUR.
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WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE TIME
I DANCED FOR TITO PUENTE?
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ME!
ME!
ME!
ME!
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IT WAS THE SUMMER OF '66...
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* IF YOU'RE OUT
ON THE ROAD *
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* FEELIN' LONELY
AND SO COLD *
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* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS CALL MY NAME *
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* AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED
IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW *
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* OH, OH, OH *
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* WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW *
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* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
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* IF YOU NEED
IF YOU NEED *
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* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
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* I WILL FOLLOW **
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SO?
IT'S DEPRESSING.
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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SHE THROWS HERSELF
UNDER A TRAIN.
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I BET SHE LOOKED GREAT
DOING IT.
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I THINK TOLSTOY'S
A LITTLE OVER MY HEAD.
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NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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TOLSTOY WROTE FOR THE MASSES,
THE COMMON MAN.
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IT'S UNTRUE THAT YOU HAVE TO BE
SOME GENIUS TO READ HIS STUFF.
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-NOW I KNOW IT'S BIG --
-VERY BIG.
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-AND LONG.
-VERY, VERY LONG.
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AND MANY OF THE RUSSIAN NAMES
TEND TO BE SPELLED SIMILAR.
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EVERY SINGLE PERSON'S NAME ENDS
WITH "SKY."
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HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
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IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS.
IF YOU JUST TRY...
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I-I'LL TRY IT AGAIN.
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-REALLY?
-YEAH.
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YOU WON'T BE SORRY.
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-COFFEE?
-PLEASE.
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I THOUGHT CHRISTMAS WAS
A BIG DEAL AROUND HERE.
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THIS IS A TOWN
THAT LIKES CELEBRATING.
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LAST YEAR WE HAD
A MONTH-LONG CARNIVAL
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WHEN WE GOT OFF
THE SEPTIC TANK SYSTEM.
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A MONTH LONG?
YOU'RE KIDDING.
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NO. THERE WERE RIDES
AND A PETTING ZOO
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AND BALLOON ANIMALS
AND A FREAK SHOW.
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[ Chuckling ] UH-HUH.
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YOU ALMOST HAD ME GOING
THERE FOR A SECOND.
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WELL, WE DID HAVE
A RIBBON-CUTTING CEREMONY.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FRIDAY NIGHT?
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I'VE GOT THE USUAL FRIDAY-NIGHT
GRANDPARENTS DINNER.
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BUT I THOUGHT
IF WE GET BACK EARLY,
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YOU AND I SHOULD WATCH
THE BONFIRE TOGETHER.
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IT'S KIND OF CORNY,
BUT IT'S REALLY PRETTY.
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AND THEY SELL
STAR-SHAPED HOT DOGS.
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HOW ABOUT IF YOU GET OUT
OF DINNER?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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WHAT IF IT'S FOR
A REALLY SPECIAL OCCASION?
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THAT BETTER INCLUDE MY BEING
RELOCATED TO A PLASTIC BUBBLE
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IF MY GRANDMOTHER'S GONNA LET ME
OUT OF DINNER.
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THERE MUST BE SOME
OTHER EXCUSE YOU COULD USE.
LIKE WHAT?
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LIKE IT'S YOUR 3-MONTH
ANNIVERSARY WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.
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IT IS?
YEAH.
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3 MONTHS FROM YOUR BIRTHDAY
I GAVE YOU THE BRACELET,
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AND THAT'S WHEN I FIGURED
THIS WHOLE THING STARTED.
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WOW, THREE MONTHS.
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TECHNICALLY, YOUR BIRTHDAY
WAS ON A SATURDAY,
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SO IT SHOULD BE SATURDAY,
BUT I WORK SATURDAY,
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AND I PLANNED
THIS BIG THING
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I THOUGHT WE COULD
DO IT FRIDAY.
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-WHAT WHOLE BIG THING?
-JUST THIS ONCE.
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MISS DINNER.
PLEASE.
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DON'T MAKE ME
THROW MYSELF UNDER A TRAIN.
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I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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-IT'S OUR 3-MONTH ANNIVERSARY.
-YEAH, IT IS.
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I FEEL KINDA STUPID
I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
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THAT'S QUITE ALRIGHT.
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I FEEL REALLY BAD I MISSED
OUR 2-MONTH ANNIVERSARY.
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QUITE ALRIGHT, TOO.
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-HOW WAS IT?
-PRETTY GOOD.
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I'M GLAD.
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* HEAVENLY, HEAVENLY *
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* NO OTHER LOVE
WAS MEANT TO BE MINE *
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* PERFECTLY, HEAVENLY *
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NO. PUT THAT AWAY.
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-I WANT TO COOK.
-YOU CAN MAKE SOUP.
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NO, I WANT TO REALLY COOK LIKE
ON THE FOOD CHANNEL.
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I WANT TO SAUTe THINGS
AND CHOP THINGS.
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I WANT TO ARRANGE THINGS
ON A PLATE.
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I WANNA BE THE IRON CHEF.
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-FINE.
-REALLY?
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YEAH. I'LL HELP.
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OKAY...I NEED A PAN.
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AND A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
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FUNNY, FUNNY GIRL.
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NOW, IF I'D ONLY BOUGHT
SOME HAMBURGER...
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YOU DIDN'T BUY HAMBURGER?
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YES, I BROUGHT HAMBURGER. I JUST
LIKE SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT
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SO YOU LOOK AT ME
LIKE I'M CRAZY.
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SO WHY THE SUDDEN NEED
TO BE DOMESTIC?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I'M IN A FUNKY MOOD.
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-WHY?
-TOO MANY STARS. TOO MUCH LOVE.
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YOU HAVEN'T HEARD
FROM MR. MEDINA.
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-NO, I HAVEN'T.
-MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE CRANKY.
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OKAY, NEW SUBJECT, PLEASE.
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-YOU HAVE A PHONE.
-HOW'S IT COMING WITH THAT PAN?
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CLEOPATRA, QUEEN OF DENIAL.
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-THE PAN. PLEASE.
-FINE. NEW TOPIC.
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THANK YOU.
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I HAVE THIS HUGE FAVOR
TO ASK YOU.
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SOMETHING I CAN HOLD
OVER YOUR HEAD. LET'S HEAR IT.
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FRIDAY NIGHT IS DEAN'S
AND MY 3-MONTH ANNIVERSARY.
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3 MONTHS? WOW.
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AND DEAN HAS SOME BIG,
FANCY EVENING PLANNED.
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-VERY CLASSY OF HIM.
-YES, IT IS.
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BUT FOR ME TO ACTUALLY PARTAKE
OF THE FORESAID FANCY EVENING,
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I HAVE TO GET OUT
OF FRIDAY-NIGHT DINNER.
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AH.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
EMILY GILMORE WILL NOT CARE
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ABOUT YOUR ANNIVERSARY?
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I WAS THINKING YOU
COULD TALK TO HER.
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IF THERE WAS A RUNOFF
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BETWEEN WHAT EMILY GILMORE
WOULD CARE ABOUT LESS --
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A TWO-FOR-ONE TOILET PAPER SALE
OR YOUR ANNIVERSARY --
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YOUR ANNIVERSARY WOULD WIN.
HANDS DOWN.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY TO HELP?
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NO. I'M GONNA TRY
BECAUSE I CARE.
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EMILY GILMORE, HOWEVER...
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-PHONE.
-OKAY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WHAT?
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IT'S JUST, "OH, HEY, MOM,
RORY AND DEAN ARE HAVING
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THEIR 3-MONTH ANNIVERSARY
ON FRIDAY."
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"REALLY, LORELAI? WHY,
THAT'S WONDERFUL. I'M THRILLED
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STOP.
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"WHOO-HOO!
I'M GOING TO CARTWHEEL."
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FORGET IT.
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SHE'S TELLING MY DAD NOW.
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WHY, I THINK THEY'RE
CABBAGE PATCHING.
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FIND YOUR OWN PAN.
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UH, MOM?
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LORELAI?
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UH, YES. HI.
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Hello.
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HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M DOING FINE.
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That's good.
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-HOW'S DAD?
-WHAT DO YOU WANT, LORELAI?
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UM, OH, I WAS JUST CALLING
TO SAY HELLO.
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AND NOW YOU HAVE.
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OKAY, GOOD.
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ANYTHING ELSE
YOU WANTED TO ADD?
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AS A MATTER OF FACT THERE IS.
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AHA!
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UM, UH, YOU KNOW RORY.
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YES, I BELIEVE I DO.
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She wanted to say hello,
too.
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I'M LATE FOR A MEETING.
I'D LOVE TO KNOW WHY.
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MOM, JUST HEAR ME OUT, OKAY?
AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
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SEE, FRIDAY NIGHT IS RORY
AND DEAN'S 3-MONTH ANNIVERSARY.
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While that might not seem a big
deal, it is to them.
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I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO DO
SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANNA.
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LOOK AT IT
FROM HER POINT OF VIEW.
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AND MAYBE LET HER,
JUST THIS ONCE,
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NOT COME TO DINNER
ON FRIDAY.
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ALRIGHT.
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WHAT?
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SINCE THIS IS
A SPECIAL OCCASION,
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IT WOULD BE FINE
IF RORY MISSED DINNER.
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IT WOULD?
ARE YOU SURE?
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I BELIEVE I AM.
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-NO ARGUMENTS?
-No.
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-SHE WON'T BE THERE.
-I UNDERSTAND.
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-AT ALL.
-I HEARD.
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-ALL NIGHT LONG.
-I ASSUMED AS MUCH.
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-OKAY.
-Okay.
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ANYTHING ELSE?
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UH, YOU KNOW, SHE'S GONNA NEED
SOME HELP GETTING READY,
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SO I SHOULD --
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-WE'LL SEE YOU AT 7:00.
-OKAY. RIGHT. BYE.
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SO?
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THE WORLD IS OFFICIALLY
COMING TO AN END.
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Madeline: AND THEY'RE OFF!
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THE BELL JUST RANG
THREE SECONDS AGO.
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HOW'D THEY GET LIP-LOCKED
SO FAST?
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I WANT A BOYFRIEND
TO MAKE OUT WITH.
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-TY TALLSON LIKES YOU.
-I WANT A DIFFERENT BOYFRIEND.
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I CAN'T GET TO MY LOCKER.
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I'M SURE THEY'LL MOVE
IF YOU DANGLE A HOTEL KEY.
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THIS IS A SCHOOL.
YOU DON'T DO THIS IN A SCHOOL.
226
00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,826
NOT UNLESS YOU'VE GOT
A BOYFRIEND LIKE TRISTIN.
227
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,794
THEN YOU DO IT
ANYWHERE YOU CAN.
228
00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,529
-STREET CORNER.
-SHOPPING MALL.
229
00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,064
-PHONE BOOTH.
-STARBUCKS.
230
00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:27,534
THANK YOU FOR THE "WHERE TO MAKE
OUT" LIST. I NEED MY BOOKS.
231
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,136
HELL HATH NO FURY.
232
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,641
EXCUSE ME.
YOU'RE IN MY WAY.
233
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,410
HEY, SPAWN IN FRONT OF
SOMEBODY ELSE'S LOCKER, PLEASE.
234
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:40,614
I'M ASSUMING YOUR LOCKER'S
IN THERE SOMEWHERE ALSO.
235
00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,082
YEP.
RIGHT BEHIND BELLE WATLING.
236
00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,117
HAVE YOU TRIED TO GET
THEIR ATTENTION?
237
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,252
SURE HAVE.
238
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,319
-NO LUCK?
-NOPE.
239
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,958
GOD, LOOK AT THAT.
HE'S EATING HER FACE.
240
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,626
OKAY,
I'M GETTING THE FIRE HOSE.
241
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,227
LET ME TRY FIRST.
242
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,129
HEY!
243
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:59,099
COULD YOU MOVE THIS THING
DOWN TO THE LEFT?
244
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,368
YOU'RE STANDING
IN FRONT OF THE LOCKERS.
245
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,602
OUR LOCKERS.
246
00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:05,005
SORRY.
GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.
247
00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,640
RIGHT.
248
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,609
HEY, PARIS.
249
00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,544
HEY.
250
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,546
YOU SHOULD GET BANGS.
251
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,215
THANKS FOR THE TIP.
252
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,618
YOU HAVE A LONG FOREHEAD.
BANGS WOULD HIDE THAT.
253
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,690
HEY,
PARTY AT MY HOUSE SATURDAY.
254
00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,424
DRESS TO IMPRESS.
COME?
255
00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:27,227
-OH, I DON'T KNOW.
-YOU COULD BRING YOUR BOYFRIEND.
256
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,261
I'LL SEE.
257
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,664
MEET ME AFTER BIOLOGY?
258
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,399
AND IF I DON'T?
259
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,533
YOU WILL.
260
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,368
[ SIGHS ]
261
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,404
OH, YES, I WILL.
262
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,372
AH,
TO BE YOUNG AND IN LOVE.
263
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,309
WHAT A SHAME ELIZABETH
BARRETT BROWNING WASN'T HERE.
264
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:45,145
SHE'D PUT HER HEAD
THROUGH A WALL.
265
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,325
UGH!
266
00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,728
[ SIGHS ]
267
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:07,300
OH, NOW, PEOPLE,
THIS IS A KITCHEN.
268
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,870
AT LEAST WEAR SOME HAIRNETS.
269
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,005
HELLO. WE WERE, UH...
270
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,241
JUST DISCUSSING JAM MAKING.
271
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:17,210
JACKSON'S GONNA START MAKING
J-JAM AND PRESERVES.
272
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,246
MAYBE TOMATO SAUCE.
273
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:22,049
THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE
BEYOND GROWING VEGETABLES.
274
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,184
NO COFFEE?
SORRY.
275
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,219
THAT'S OKAY.
276
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,254
RESUME SMOOCHING.
277
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,421
THANK YOU.
278
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,796
NO, CHeRIE.
I CAN'T WAIT EITHER.
279
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,066
VERY SOON.
280
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,434
YOU ARE?
281
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,471
OHH! DON'T TEASE ME.
282
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,775
I PROMISE ALL THIS WAITING
WILL BE WORTHWHILE.
283
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,710
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
284
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:51,745
[ CHUCKLES ]
285
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,947
GOODBYE, DARLING.
286
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,785
SO, HOW'S MOM?
287
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,220
AND WHILE NORMALLY
I WOULD LOOK FORWARD
288
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,355
TO A GOOD VERBAL
SPARRING MATCH,
289
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,656
TODAY I SAY NO.
290
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,492
MY HEART IS LIGHT,
THE WORLD IS FINE,
291
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,896
AND I HAVE A DATE FOR
SATURDAY NIGHT. YOUR TURN.
292
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:13,433
UGH! WHAT I NEED NOW
IS LOTS AND LOTS OF COFFEE.
293
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,510
HEADS UP!
294
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,778
AAH!
295
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,579
HEY, YOU OKAY?
296
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,181
YEAH, I'M FINE.
297
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,616
MAN!
298
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,119
THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED
BEFORE.
299
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,353
REALLY?
300
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,355
[ SIGHS ] HOW 'BOUT THAT?
301
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,497
[ SIGHS ]
302
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,000
I WAS ALMOST CRUSHED
BY A PAPIER-MaCHe STAR.
303
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,601
HOW'S YOUR DAY?
304
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,103
IT'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD NOW.
305
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,305
COFFEE, PLEASE,
AND A SHOT OF CYNICISM.
306
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,740
WHY SO CHEERY?
307
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,575
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST IN A MOOD.
308
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,945
THERE'S NO PARTICULAR REASON
FOR THIS MOOD?
309
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,313
NO.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
310
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,650
IF YOU SAY THERE'S NO REASON,
THEN THERE'S NO REASON.
311
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,218
SIMPLY NUTS.
312
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,854
OR BIPOLAR.
THAT'S VERY BIG NOWADAYS.
313
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,389
NO, PATTY, YOU'RE WRONG.
314
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,825
THEY BUILT THE FIRE
TO THROW THEMSELVES ON IT
315
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,226
WHEN THEIR FAMILIES
FOUND THEM.
316
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,428
TAYLOR, YOU'RE CRAZY.
THEY BUILT THE FIRE
317
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,865
SO THEY COULD STAY WARM
THEIR FIRST NIGHT HERE!
318
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,766
PATTY,
I AM THE RECORDING SECRETARY
319
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,201
FOR THE STARS HOLLOW
CITY COUNCIL.
320
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,436
I THINK I KNOW
HOW MY TOWN WAS FOUNDED!
321
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,139
CAN NOBODY TALK ABOUT ANYTHING
BUT THIS STUPID FESTIVAL?
322
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,644
THAT CAME OUT A LOT LOUDER THAN
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO.
323
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,280
THIS FESTIVAL
IS COMMEMORATING
324
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,348
THE FOUNDING OF OUR TOWN,
YOUNG LADY.
325
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,950
I KNOW, TAYLOR.
I'M SORRY.
326
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,118
SHE'S BIPOLAR.
327
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:41,154
REALLY?
BUT YOU'RE SO YOUNG.
328
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,190
UH, CAN I GET YOU TWO
ANYTHING ELSE?
329
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,192
OH, NO, THANK YOU,
SWEETHEART.
330
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,227
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
331
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,863
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL FESTIVAL.
PEOPLE SHOULD BE ENJOYING IT.
332
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,332
IT'S A CRAZY FESTIVAL
BASED ON A NUTTY MYTH
333
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,635
ABOUT TWO LUNATICS WHO IN
ALL PROBABILITY DID NOT EXIST.
334
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,738
AND EVEN IF THEY DID, PROBABLY
DROPPED DEAD OF DIPHTHERIA
335
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,340
BEFORE AGE 24.
336
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,775
THE TOWN OF STARS HOLLOW
PROBABLY GOT ITS NAME
337
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,477
FROM THE LOCAL
DANCE-HALL PROSTITUTE
338
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,114
OR TWO RICH DRUNK GUYS
WHO MADE UP THE STORY
339
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,149
TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD
ON A POSTER.
340
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,584
YOU'RE FULL OF HATE AND LOATHING
AND I LOVE IT.
341
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,421
IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE SOMEONE
TO SHARE THIS HATE WITH.
342
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,257
-MORE COFFEE?
-YEAH, PLEASE.
343
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,926
HEY, TOMORROW,
IF YOU HAVE TIME,
344
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,994
I'M PLANNING
ON DESPISING EVERYONE WHO SAYS,
345
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,295
"HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?"
346
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,830
YOU'RE ON.
347
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,966
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
348
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:29,302
OH, NO,
THAT'S JUST TOO EASY.
349
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,337
RACHEL.
350
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,605
RACHEL? YOUR RACHEL?
351
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,542
YOU'RE RACHEL?
352
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,377
YEP, I'M RACHEL.
353
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,084
WHAT ARE YOU --
354
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,819
I MEAN, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE IN THE CONGO
355
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,155
OR PHILADELPHIA
OR SOMETHING.
356
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,522
ACTUALLY,
THOUGH VERY SIMILAR
357
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,658
TO BOTH THE CONGO
AND PHILADELPHIA,
358
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,560
I WAS IN THE MIDEAST.
359
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,163
GUESS THAT POSTCARD
MUST HAVE GOTTEN LOST.
360
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,398
YEAH. YEAH, WELL, THINGS
ARE PRETTY CRAZY OVER THERE.
361
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,501
NOT A LOT OF WRITING TIME.
BUT I FINISHED UP MY ASSIGNMENT.
362
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,337
I FLEW BACK TO CHICAGO, AND
I WAS WALKING THROUGH O'HARE,
363
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,373
AND I LOOK UP,
AND THERE'S A PLANE
364
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,641
LEAVING FOR HARTFORD
IN, LIKE, 20 MINUTES.
365
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,277
ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M ON IT.
366
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,213
-NICE STORY.
-I SHOULD'VE CALLED.
367
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,983
NO, YOU -- IT'S FINE.
368
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,350
YOU LOOK GOOD.
369
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,718
THANKS.
370
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,521
YOU, UM, YOU LOOK...
371
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,958
YOU -- YOU, UH, LOOK...
372
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,726
HE THINKS YOU LOOK GOOD, TOO.
373
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,894
RIGHT?
RIGHT.
374
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,930
-AND YOU DO.
-THANK YOU.
375
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,665
I'M LORELAI.
376
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,167
OH, YEAH, SHE'S LORELAI.
377
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,568
I'M LUKE'S FRIEND.
378
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,871
YEAH, SHE, UH, WORKS
AT THE INDEPENDENCE INN.
379
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,907
I RUN IT, ACTUALLY.
380
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,110
SORRY, SHE...RUNS IT.
381
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,877
WOW, I LOVE THAT PLACE.
382
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,713
THAT MUST BE
A PRETTY BIG JOB.
383
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,217
IT IS. IT'S CRAZY. THERE'S
ALWAYS SOMETHING HAPPENING.
384
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,253
WE JUST PUT THESE COFFEE MAKERS
IN ALL THE ROOMS,
385
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,089
BUT THEY JUST SHAKE AND GURGLE
LIKE THEY'RE HAVING A FIT.
386
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,658
WHY WERE YOU
IN THE MIDEAST?
387
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,360
I WAS DOING A PHOTO STORY
388
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,429
ON HOW PALESTINIAN
AND ISRAELI FAMILIES
389
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,297
HAVE BEEN AFFECTED
BY THE VIOLENCE.
390
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,766
AH, WELL, SO YOU UNDERSTAND
ABOUT THE JOB PRESSURE.
391
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,169
-YEAH.
-I'M GONNA GO.
392
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,071
PLEASE DON'T LET ME
DRIVE YOU AWAY.
393
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,339
THAT'S OKAY. YOU'RE NOT.
394
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,974
I HAVE TO GO SIT IN A CLOSET
OR SOMETHING.
395
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,010
SO, IT WAS REALLY NICE
TO MEET YOU.
396
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,278
YEAH, YOU, TOO.
397
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:21,514
OKAY. BYE.
BYE.
398
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,549
SO...
399
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,552
HI.
400
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,389
HI.
401
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,659
"OH, WE GOT NEW COFFEE MAKERS."
UGH! WHAT WAS I THINKING?!
402
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,928
WELL, YOU SPENT A LOT OF TIME
PICKING OUT THOSE COFFEE MAKERS.
403
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,197
OH, YEAH, I'M MRS. COFFEE.
404
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:40,100
OW! OKAY, I'M STILL ATTACHED
TO THE HEAD.
405
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,635
OKAY, SORRY.
I'M A LITTLE WORKED UP.
406
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,437
MOM, IT'S JUST
LUKE'S EX-GIRLFRIEND.
407
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,073
I KNOW.
I JUST HATE THAT
408
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,809
I MADE MYSELF LOOK SO STUPID
IN FRONT OF RACHEL.
409
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,045
SHE WAS STANDING THERE,
FRESH OFF A PLANE.
410
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,546
AND SHE HAD NO PLANE HAIR.
411
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,182
AND WHAT EXACTLY
IS PLANE HAIR?
412
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,384
YOU KNOW.
IT'S ALL BIG AND ALL BLAH.
413
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,087
AND HE'S LOOKING AT HER
LIKE SHE'S MISS SEPTEMBER,
414
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,322
AND SHE'S LOOKING AT HIM
LIKE HE'S JOHNNY DEPP,
415
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,592
AND I WAS JUST BABBLING LIKE A
MORON. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
416
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,228
OW! OW, OKAY! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY OFF HAIR DUTY.
417
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,263
-OH, I'M SORRY. I JUST --
-NO, IT'S OKAY.
418
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,200
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY FOR DEAN
TO SEE ME COMPLETELY BALD.
419
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,901
RIGHT.
THAT'S MORE A 6-MONTH THING.
420
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,436
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
421
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:20,773
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST ALL THIS
LOVE IN THE AIR, YOU KNOW?
422
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,975
I MISS MAX.
423
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,511
THERE'S BEEN SO MUCH
GOING ON
424
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,946
WITH YOUR DAD COMING HOME
AND FAMILY STUFF
425
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,681
AND YOUR CONSTANT EXISTENCE.
426
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,517
-THANKS FOR THE LOVE.
-ANYTIME.
427
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,786
I HAVEN'T HAD A LOT OF TIME
TO FOCUS, AND I MISS MAX.
428
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,223
I HAD A DREAM ABOUT HIM
THE OTHER NIGHT.
429
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,957
REALLY? DIRTY?
430
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,993
NO. AND WHEN YOU'RE 21,
I'LL TELL YOU THE REAL ANSWER.
431
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,829
ANYWAY, IT'S PUT ME IN A FUNK.
432
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,331
I'M SORRY.
433
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,167
WE COULD TALK ABOUT ME
FOR YEARS, AND WE WILL
434
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,669
BUT LET'S FOCUS ON
YOU, THE LADY OF THE EVENING --
435
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,305
-NO HOOKER REFERENCE INTENDED.
-GLAD TO HEAR IT.
436
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,407
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR
WITH THAT?
437
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,608
YOU TELL ME.
438
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,977
-UH, WHERE IS HE TAKING YOU?
-WHY?
439
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:01,381
YOU DON'T WANT TO CLASH WITH
THE DECOR. A LADY PLANS AHEAD.
440
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,451
WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,
HE'S TAKING ME TO ANDELORO'S.
441
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,719
OH, WELL,
ISN'T THAT ROMANTIC?
442
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,188
I KNOW.
443
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,022
IT'S GONNA BE LIKE "LADY AND THE
TRAMP"
444
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,625
YOU'LL SHARE SPAGHETTI, BUT
IT'LL BE ONE LONG STRAND,
445
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,562
BUT YOU WON'T REALIZE IT
TILL YOU MEET IN THE MIDDLE,
446
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,398
AND THEN HE'LL PUSH A MEATBALL
TOWARDS YOU WITH HIS NOSE,
447
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,032
YOU'LL PUSH IT BACK
WITH YOUR NOSE.
448
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,969
YOU'LL BRING THE MEATBALL HOME
AND SAVE IT FOR YEARS.
449
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,237
MOM?
450
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,373
UH, NEITHER.
JUST WEAR YOUR COAT.
451
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,841
BUT YOUR FLOWER'S
JUST A LITTLE SMUSHED.
452
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,210
Lane: RORY?
453
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,345
THERE YOU GO.
YOU'RE ALL SET.
454
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,514
-IS ANYONE HERE?
-YOU ALRIGHT?
455
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,783
OH, YEAH,
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. GO.
456
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,053
LANE?
457
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,756
[ SIGHS ]
458
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,725
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
459
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,561
I MEAN, 3 MONTHS! THAT'S,
LIKE, 1/64th OF YOUR LIFE!
460
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,629
I KNOW.
461
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,464
I'VE TO STOP HANGING
OUT WITH YOU.
462
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,099
YOU'RE MAKING MY LIFE
SEEM PATHETIC.
463
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,634
JOIN THE CLUB.
464
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,704
ARE YOU GOING TO THE FESTIVAL?
MAYBE WE COULD MEET YOU THERE.
465
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,806
OH, YEAH,
THAT WOULD BE ROMANTIC.
466
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:03,243
I'M GOING TO THE FESTIVAL,
AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHY?
467
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,577
MY MOTHER SET ME UP.
468
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,579
-ANOTHER FUTURE DOCTOR?
-CHIROPRACTOR.
469
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,681
I THINK SHE'S LOSING
CONFIDENCE IN MY PROSPECTS.
470
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,717
-MAYBE HE'LL BE NICE.
-IT'S NOT JUST HIM.
471
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,719
WE'RE GOING WITH HIS PARENTS,
HIS GRANDPARENTS,
472
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,422
TWO SISTERS, THREE BROTHERS,
AND AT LEAST ONE MAIDEN AUNT.
473
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,857
[ HORN HONKS ]
THAT'S DEAN.
474
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,026
REMEMBER,
YOU HAVE TO TELL ME EVERYTHING.
475
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,528
OKAY, YOU, TOO.
476
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,730
AFTER THE WALKING,
THE SILENCE, THE SITTING,
477
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:26,098
AND THE BYE-BYE,
THEN THE FUN WILL BEGIN.
478
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,501
I WANT TO KNOW, ANYHOW.
BYE, MOM.
479
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,504
-BYE, HONEY. HAVE FUN.
-OKAY.
480
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,840
DON'T FORGET THE MEATBALL.
481
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,909
-THE MEATBALL?
-IT'S A MOTHER/DAUGHTER THING.
482
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,445
BYE.
483
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:42,014
SO, THINK I COULD HANG OUT
WITH YOU FOR A WHILE?
484
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,784
OH, UH, NOT UNLESS
YOU WANT TO GO TO HARTFORD.
485
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,220
BESIDES, DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL
YOU IT'S NOT POLITE
486
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,256
TO KEEP 15 PROSPECTIVE
KOREAN IN-LAWS WAITING.
487
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,823
YOU COULD RUN OVER ME.
488
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,660
MOTHER WOULDN'T MAKE ME GO
IF I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL.
489
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,895
-I WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT.
-YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
490
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,949
YOU'RE LATE.
491
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,385
HOW DID YOU DO THAT --
492
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,653
ANSWER THE DOOR
BEFORE I EVEN RANG THE BELL?
493
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,690
I HEARD SOMETHING. I CAME TO
THE DOOR. YOU WERE THERE.
494
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:24,957
COME IN, PLEASE.
495
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,896
YOU THOUGHT
YOU HEARD SOMETHING?
496
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,130
YES.
497
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,099
MOM, THAT DOOR
IS, LIKE, 10 FEET THICK.
498
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:36,403
IT WASN'T LIKE I WAS STANDING
THERE WITH A BAND OF JACKALS.
499
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,670
I WAS JUST DRINKING COFFEE.
500
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,939
LORELAI, WHAT IS IT
THAT YOU WANT TO HEAR --
501
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,842
I WAS STANDING BY THE WINDOW,
STARING OUT AT THE DRIVEWAY,
502
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,911
WAITING TO POUNCE
THE MOMENT YOU ARRIVED?
503
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:48,315
YES, BECAUSE BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
THAT WOULD BE LESS CREEPY.
504
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,517
GET YOURSELF A DRINK,
PLEASE.
505
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,986
-HEY, DAD.
-LORELAI.
506
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:57,457
SORRY I'M LATE. I WAS HELPING
RORY GET READY FOR HER BIG DATE,
507
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,125
AND, WELL, YOU KNOW GIRLS.
508
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,793
MM-HMM.
509
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,698
-SO, UM, HOW'S WORK?
-OH, WORK IS FINE.
510
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:10,202
YEAH? GOOD, GOOD.
MY WORK'S FINE, TOO.
511
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,804
UH-HUH.
512
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,640
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OH, GOD.
513
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,476
MOM HAS GONE A LITTLE CRAZY
WITH THE FIGURINES HERE, HUH?
514
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:17,810
A LITTLE KATHY BATES?
515
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,146
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "MISERY,"
WHICH IS A GOOD THING,
516
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:23,416
'CAUSE RORY COULDN'T SLEEP ALONE
FOR A WEEK AFTER WE WATCHED IT.
517
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,251
THAT WOULDN'T BE
A PROBLEM FOR YOU,
518
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,886
'CAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP ALONE,
...I'M GUESSING.
519
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:30,423
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR AND MOM'S
SLEEPING ARRANGEMENT IS.
520
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,525
NOW I'M WISHING
I HADN'T BROUGHT IT UP
521
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,961
BECAUSE IT'S A "WOW,
DON'T WANT TO GO THERE" SUBJECT
522
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,597
FOR ME, NOT YOU, BECAUSE
YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY GO THERE
523
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,132
IF YOU, UH, WELL, ANYWAY --
AAAH!
524
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,701
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW?
525
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,571
I'M PUTTING THE BUNNY
BACK WITH HIS LITTLE FRIENDS,
526
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,239
AND I JUST SORT OF MASSACRED
THEM A LITTLE BIT.
527
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,675
BUT, THAT'S LIFE
IN THE JUNGLE.
528
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,378
-JUST SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
-OKAY. SORRY.
529
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,813
JUST SIT WITH YOUR HANDS
IN YOUR LAP.
530
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,014
SORRY.
531
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,484
I'M TRYING TO READ,
SO PLEASE, JUST BE QUIET
532
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,152
AND TRY NOT TO BREAK
ANYTHING ELSE.
533
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:02,555
SO, WE HAVING A NICE CHAT?
534
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,525
YEAH, WE'RE HAVING A GREAT
CONVERSATION, ME AND MAURY.
535
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:08,060
THANKS, MOM, FOR LETTING RORY
OUT OF DINNER TONIGHT.
536
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,195
SHE REALLY APPRECIATED IT.
537
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,431
WELL, SHE DESERVES
TO CELEBRATE.
538
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:15,234
A 3-MONTH ANNIVERSARY
IS A LANDMARK FEAT AT HER AGE...
539
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:17,804
OR AT ANY AGE,
FOR SOME PEOPLE.
540
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:21,841
I WAS GONNA GET A DRINK.
I'M GONNA GET RIGHT ON THAT.
541
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:22,909
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
542
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:24,377
I'LL GET THAT.
543
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,014
CAN I FRESHEN UP
YOUR DRINK, DAD?
544
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,983
NO, THANK YOU. ONE DRINK
BEFORE DINNER IS QUITE ENOUGH.
545
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,485
RIGHT. SORRY.
546
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,320
I HAD NO IDEA
IT WAS CLOSE!
547
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,055
Man: ABSOLUTELY.
RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
548
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,590
WHAT A SMALL WORLD.
549
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:40,026
OH, LORELAI, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET CHASE BRADFORD.
550
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,429
HE WAS JUST TELLING ME THAT
551
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,363
HE ACTUALLY GREW UP AROUND
THE CORNER.
552
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,399
-OH. REALLY?
-STONE HOUSE ON THE CORNER.
553
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:47,634
THE ONE WITH THE DOBERMANS.
554
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,436
THAT'S RIGHT --
LEOPOLD AND LOEB,
555
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,671
I'M AFRAID THEY PASSED ON
A FEW YEARS AGO.
556
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:55,074
POSTMAN FINALLY
GOT ORGANIZED, HUH?
557
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:58,478
UH, CHASE,
THIS IS MY HUSBAND, RICHARD.
558
00:22:58,545 --> 00:22:59,546
HOW DO YOU DO?
559
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,280
FINE, RICHARD, JUST FINE.
560
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:03,816
UH, PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
561
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,318
EMILY, I DIDN'T KNOW WE
WERE HAVING COMPANY FOR DINNER.
562
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,888
OH, WELL, IT WAS JUST
A SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT THING.
563
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,524
CHASE'S MOTHER AND I
ARE IN THE D.A.R.,
564
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:12,792
HE'S JUST MOVED
TO HARTFORD,
565
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,061
AND IT JUST SEEMED
LIKE A NICE IDEA.
566
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,696
YES, VERY NICE.
567
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:19,432
-CHASE, CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?
-A SCOTCH, NEAT.
568
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,167
GLEN FIDDICH?
FINE.
569
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,637
SO, LORELAI, YOUR MOTHER'S
TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.
570
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:27,273
I'M JUST SORRY YOUR DAUGHTER
COULDN'T JOIN US FOR DINNER.
571
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,876
I ADORE CHILDREN.
572
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:32,111
COULD I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
573
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,312
LORELAI, WE HAVE COMPANY.
574
00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:34,681
IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND.
575
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,949
COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.
EXCUSE US.
576
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,985
WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE A
SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT CONVERSATION.
577
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:43,923
YOU'RE PUSHING ME.
578
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,257
IS THIS A SETUP?
579
00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:46,659
CONNECTICUT KEN IN THERE,
580
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,260
IS HE MY INVITED ESCORT?
581
00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:49,896
HIS MOTHER
IS A FRIEND.
582
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,097
AND?
583
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:53,733
HE JUST MOVED BACK HERE.
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYONE.
584
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,768
I THOUGHT
HE MIGHT ENJOY MEETING YOU.
585
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,036
HA HA!
586
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,437
PUT THAT FINGER DOWN.
587
00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,106
THIS IS WHY
THE MISS CONGENIALITY ACT
588
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,341
WHEN RORY WANTED
TO BEG OUT OF DINNER.
589
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:03,843
IT SEEMED LIKE
A GOOD OPPORTUNITY.
590
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:07,046
THANKS FOR THE THOUGHT,
BUT I CAN GET MY OWN MEN.
591
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,548
[ Chuckling ] REALLY?
592
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,782
YES, REALLY.
593
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,718
I MUST DISAGREE.
YOU MUST?
594
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,219
CHASE IS A QUALITY MAN.
595
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,855
HE HAS GOOD BREEDING.
HE COMES FROM A NICE FAMILY.
596
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,024
HE MAKES A NICE LIVING.
HE'S ATTRACTIVE.
597
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,059
MOM, MNH-MNH, NO.
598
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,594
KEEP AN OPEN MIND?
599
00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,062
HE IS NOT MY TYPE.
600
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,296
BECAUSE I LIKE HIM?
601
00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:26,699
YOU KNOW,
I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE,
602
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:30,002
BUT THERE IS A GAME SHOW
OUT THERE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
603
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,872
YOU'VE HARDLY SAID TWO WORDS.
YOU COULDN'T HATE HIM ALREADY.
604
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:35,441
GAME WHERE THE MOLE
KEEPS STICKING HIS HEAD OUT,
605
00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,276
YOU HAVE TO POUND HIM AS
MANY TIMES
606
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:39,912
WITH THE MALLET -- YOU'D BE
A MASTER AT THAT GAME.
607
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,348
I REALIZE THAT CHASE
MAY NOT BE AS CONTROVERSIAL
608
00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:44,216
AS YOUR USUAL BRAND OF MEN --
609
00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:45,652
THEY'D ERECT A STATUE
OF YOU
610
00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:47,687
PERFECT HAIR AND PEARLS
AND A BRONZE MALLET.
611
00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,488
WANT YOU
TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING.
612
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:50,757
TONIGHT,
YOUR DAUGHTER IS CELEBRATING
613
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,058
HER 3-MONTH ANNIVERSARY.
614
00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:54,093
WHAT WAS THE LAST RELATIONSHIP
YOU HAD
615
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,495
THAT LASTED THAT LONG?
616
00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,064
I THOUGHT SO.
617
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,406
WELL, HERE WE ARE.
I'M VERY SORRY.
618
00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:09,041
I HAD A CHANCE
TO TELL RICHARD
619
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,077
WHAT I DO
IN THE ACTUARIAL BUSINESS.
620
00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:12,779
IT'S FASCINATING.
621
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:16,348
-LORELAI, MAY I FIX YOU A DRINK?
-GIN.
622
00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:17,650
AND?
GIN.
623
00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:19,952
MAKE THAT TWO.
624
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:23,289
WHAT ABOUT THE
ONE-DRINK-BEFORE-DINNER RULE?
625
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:26,325
WELL, WE HAVE GUESTS.
WE'RE CELEBRATING.
626
00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:29,662
UH, CHASE, HERE.
LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
627
00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:36,135
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.
628
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,369
IT WAS.
YES, IT WAS.
629
00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:38,404
HOW WAS THE SALAD?
630
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:39,806
GREAT.
631
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,440
WHAT ABOUT CHEESE BREAD --
TOO HEAVY?
632
00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:43,109
JUST HEAVY ENOUGH.
633
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:45,578
EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT.
EVEN THE SODA WAS GOOD.
634
00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:47,213
I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT,
635
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,248
BUT THE COKE HERE
IS DEFINITELY SUPERIOR
636
00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:50,950
TO THE COKE ANYWHERE ELSE.
637
00:25:51,017 --> 00:25:53,686
AT WHAT POINT DID YOU START
MAKING FUN OF ME?
638
00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:55,121
I'D NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOU,
639
00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:57,356
ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU ORDERED
THREE KINDS OF PASTA
640
00:25:57,423 --> 00:25:58,691
BECAUSE I COULDN'T DECIDE.
641
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,059
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DECIDE.
642
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:02,161
TONIGHT YOU SHOULD HAVE
EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT.
643
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,631
I'VE TO SAY
I AM NOW A BIG FAN
644
00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:05,665
OF THE 3-MONTH ANNIVERSARY.
645
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,834
-OH, YEAH?
-DEFINITELY.
646
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,670
I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE
T-SHIRTS AND NEWSLETTERS.
647
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,538
YOU DID ALL THIS FOR ME.
648
00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:14,040
IT'S NOT OVER YET.
649
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,943
WOW, THIS IS JUST LIKE
THAT CHRISTMAS
650
00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:19,712
THAT I GOT A FULL SET
OF ILLUSTRATED ENCYCLOPEDIAS.
651
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,081
I WANTED THEM.
652
00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:23,916
OH, UH, GOOD.
653
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:26,919
ONE TIRAMISU, TWO FORKS...
654
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,656
AND ONE MEATBALL TO GO.
655
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:32,424
THANK YOU.
656
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:35,027
YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN
THE MEATBALL?
657
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:37,163
IT'S A MOTHER/DAUGHTER
THING.
658
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:39,999
OKAY, WELL, LADIES FIRST.
659
00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:42,334
THANK YOU.
660
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,476
OKAY, HAVE I MENTIONED
HOW MUCH I'M LOVING
661
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:51,744
THE 3-MONTH ANNIVERSARY THING?
662
00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,012
YEAH, YOU DID.
663
00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:55,447
BECAUSE THIS TIRAMISU
IS SO GOOD,
664
00:26:55,514 --> 00:26:57,884
THAT IF THE ANNIVERSARY WERE
COMPLETELY SUCKING RIGHT NOW,
665
00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,285
THIS WOULD SAVE IT.
666
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:02,621
WHAT?
667
00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:03,656
NOTHING.
668
00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:04,691
STOP IT.
669
00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:05,725
NO, YOU LOOK CUTE.
670
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:06,759
I'M EATING.
671
00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:08,094
YOU EAT CUTE.
672
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,529
I DO NOT EAT CUTE.
NO ONE EATS CUTE.
673
00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,699
BAMBI, MAYBE,
BUT HE'S A CARTOON.
674
00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:15,067
SO, UH, AFTER WE FINISH HERE,
675
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,870
WE MOVE ON TO PHASE TWO
OF THE ANNIVERSARY EVENING.
676
00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,839
PHASE TWO.
SOUNDS VERY OFFICIAL.
677
00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:21,173
ARE THERE SPACESUITS
INVOLVED?
678
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,241
WITH MATCHING HELMETS.
679
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:23,409
IMPRESSIVE.
680
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:33,119
SO, LORELAI, ARE YOU
A MEMBER OF THE D.A.R.?
681
00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:34,553
NO, I'M NOT...
682
00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:36,322
D.A.R.N.!
683
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,827
[ CHUCKLING ]
684
00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:44,130
IT'S, LIKE, "DARN"
'CAUSE IT'S A PLAY ON "D.A.R."
685
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,498
BOY, THESE CARROTS
SURE ARE TINY.
686
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:49,601
CHASE, I'M SIMPLY FASCINATED
ABOUT YOUR WORK SITUATION.
687
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,904
TELL US HOW YOU WOUND UP
BACK HERE.
688
00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:53,740
YOU MOVE AWAY
TO MAKE YOUR FORTUNE,
689
00:27:53,806 --> 00:27:55,374
YOU END UP RIGHT BACK HERE.
690
00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:56,508
ISN'T LIFE FUNNY?
691
00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:57,543
HILARIOUS.
692
00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:59,311
IT'S A COMEDY FOR THE MASSES.
693
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:02,148
I WORKED HARD AND THE COMPANY
WAS VERY GOOD TO ME.
694
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:05,351
YOU KNOW A THING OR TWO
ABOUT COMPANY LOYALTY, RICHARD.
695
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,920
THE COMPANY OFFERED ME A CHOICE
OF EAST-COAST LOCATIONS,
696
00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:11,190
SORT OF A BIG VOTE OF CONFIDENCE
IN THE JOB I WAS DOING.
697
00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:14,460
PICKING YOUR LOCALE, IT'S A VERY
COVETED POSITION TO BE IN.
698
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,263
I'D LIKE TO BE PICKING
MY LOCALE RIGHT NOW.
699
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:18,998
SO I MADE MY WISH LIST.
700
00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:21,400
I LOOKED FOR PLACES
THAT OFFERED LOCATION AMENITIES
701
00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:22,935
AS WELL AS JOB GROWTH.
702
00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:25,271
FINALLY,
AFTER DAYS OF RESEARCH,
703
00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:28,975
CHECKING INTO TRAFFIC
CONDITIONS, CRIME RATES,
704
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:30,309
THE BEST SCHOOL SYSTEMS,
705
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:32,344
MY DECISION CAME DOWN
TO JUST TWO PLACES.
706
00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:34,646
ONE IN NEW YORK
AND ONE IN HARTFORD.
707
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:35,714
YOU CHOSE HARTFORD.
708
00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:36,949
I DID AT THAT.
709
00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:39,585
EMILY,
IS THERE ANY MORE ROAST?
710
00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:41,854
HARTFORD HAS ALL
THE COSMOPOLITAN
711
00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:43,355
BIG-CITY BENEFITS
NEW YORK HAS
712
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,657
WITHOUT ACTUALLY
HAVING TO LIVE IN NEW YORK.
713
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,093
IT JUST SEEMED
LIKE A NO-BRAINER.
714
00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:48,895
I'LL GET DAD
SOME MORE ROAST.
715
00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:50,229
LEE WILL BRING IT.
716
00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:52,464
BUT IT'S SO MUCH
MORE PERSONAL THIS WAY.
717
00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:53,699
HURRY BACK.
718
00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:55,534
I HAVE TO KNOW
WHAT THE ALLURE
719
00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:57,636
OF STARS HOLLOW IS
I'VE HEARD ABOUT.
720
00:28:57,703 --> 00:29:00,973
JUST MILES
AND MILES AND MILES.
721
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,611
SO, WHAT BOOK DID YOU BRING?
722
00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,146
WHAT?
723
00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:08,981
YOU ALWAYS BRING
A BOOK WITH YOU,
724
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,282
AND I WAS JUST WONDERING,
725
00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:12,284
WHAT'S THE 3-MONTH ANNIVERSARY
BOOK?
726
00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:13,920
ACTUALLY, I BROUGHT
THE NEW YORKER.
727
00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,654
A MAGAZINE, REALLY?
728
00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:18,190
IT'S THE FICTION ISSUE.
729
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:22,094
PEOPLE OF STARS HOLLOW
AND OUR MANY FRIENDS,
730
00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:25,664
IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE
731
00:29:25,731 --> 00:29:30,736
TO PRESIDE OVER OUR ANNUAL
FOUNDERS' FIRELIGHT FESTIVAL
732
00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:33,139
FOR THE 32nd TIME.
733
00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,243
MANY A TRUE LOVE
734
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:42,214
HAS HAD ITS START
RIGHT ON THE SPOT WHERE I STAND.
735
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:46,652
AND I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU
THAT AT THIS VERY FESTIVAL,
736
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:48,354
RIGHT BY THIS GAZEBO,
737
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:53,492
IS WHERE I MET MY OWN TRUE LOVE,
MISS DORA BRAITHWAITE.
738
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:54,726
[ LAUGHS ]
739
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,897
WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED
FOR 43 YEARS,
740
00:29:57,964 --> 00:30:01,533
AND IT ALL STARTED RIGHT HERE.
741
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,435
ASK HER TO WAVE.
742
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:04,603
I CAN'T.
743
00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:05,972
WHY NOT?
744
00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:08,140
SHE WENT TO BINGO
IN BRIDGEPORT.
745
00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,978
AND NOW, MY FRIENDS,
746
00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:15,014
IF YOU WILL JOIN ME
IN LIGHTING THE FIRE.
747
00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:16,748
OKAY, TAKE ME
TO THE SURPRISE NOW.
748
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:20,619
BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WANT TO SEE THE BONFIRE.
OH, I DO.
749
00:30:20,686 --> 00:30:22,154
MAYOR PORTER JUST SAID --
750
00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:24,023
IT'S GONNA BE
AWHILE BEFORE IT'S LIT.
751
00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:26,058
WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME
BEFORE THEY'RE READY.
752
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,594
NO, I DON'T HAVE THEM.
753
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,962
EVERY DAMN YEAR!
754
00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:31,898
IT WAS
LENNY'S RESPONSIBILITY!
755
00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:33,866
OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE!
756
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:35,534
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY MATCHES?
757
00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:38,971
IT'S REALLY
FASCINATING STUFF.
758
00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:41,207
IT SOUNDS IT.
TELL US MORE.
759
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:42,608
WE'RE BUILDING
NEW STATISTICAL MODELS
760
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,244
THAT LET US DO A BETTER JOB
OF PREDICTING DEATH
761
00:30:45,311 --> 00:30:47,279
THAN WE'VE EVER
BEEN ABLE TO DO BEFORE.
762
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,015
RICHARD, YOU MIGHT
FIND THIS INTERESTING.
763
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:52,051
I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE FOR SITTING
AT A COMPUTER, BUILDING MODELS.
764
00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:53,519
I'M A CLIENT-CONTACT MAN MYSELF.
765
00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:54,887
BUT THESE MODELS GIVE YOU
766
00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,056
A BETTER PRODUCT
TO SELL TO THOSE CLIENTS.
767
00:30:57,123 --> 00:31:00,026
THAT DOES SOUND INTERESTING.
768
00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:02,061
IF YOU WERE TO ANSWER
FEW SIMPLE QUESTIONS,
769
00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:04,496
I'D PRACTICALLY PINPOINT
THE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
770
00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:06,198
GOODNESS.
771
00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:08,367
GO AHEAD.
ASK HER THE QUESTIONS.
772
00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:10,036
I THINK I'LL PASS.
773
00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:12,939
NO, NO, LORELAI, I'D HAVE TO
FEED THE INFORMATION
774
00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:15,474
INTO A COMPUTER
TO GET THE ANSWER.
775
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,809
I'M NO KRESKIN.
776
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:20,046
[ EMILY AND CHASE LAUGH ]
777
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,316
WELL, CHASE,
WHY DON'T YOU AND LORELAI
778
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,552
RETIRE TO THE LIVING ROOM
FOR SOME BRANDY
779
00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:28,020
WHILE I HELP LEE CLEAN UP?
780
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,755
WHILE YOU DO WHAT?
781
00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:31,457
THAT SOUNDS LOVELY.
782
00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:32,824
SHALL WE?
783
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,393
UH, UH, SURE,
784
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:37,629
I'M JUST GOING TO, UM,
GO AND POWDER MY SOMETHING.
785
00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:39,065
I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE,
786
00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,899
I'LL MEET YOU IN
THE LIVING ROOM.
787
00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:42,301
I'LL BE WAITING.
788
00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:43,369
SUPER.
789
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:52,378
[ SIGHS ]
790
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,460
LORELAI, YOUR MOTHER
WANTS TO KNOW IF --
791
00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:12,064
HI, DADDY.
792
00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:14,433
OKAY, I KNOW THIS IS BAD,
793
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,635
AND I KNOW THIS
PROBABLY BRINGS BACK
794
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:19,271
ALL THE HORRIBLE ASPECTS
OF MY CHILDHOOD LIFE FOR YOU,
795
00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:21,307
I'M REALLY SORRY
THAT WE FOUGHT LAST WEEK,
796
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,942
AND I'M REALLY SORRY THAT
YOU'RE SO DISAPPOINTED IN ME,
797
00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:25,777
WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING
TO FIX THAT.
798
00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:27,113
THERE PROBABLY ISN'T,
799
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:29,348
I CAN ACCEPT THAT
BECAUSE I AM AN ADULT
800
00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:31,383
I AM PROUD
OF WHO I HAVE BECOME.
801
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,219
BUT I AM BEGGING YOU,
PLEASE, PLEASE,
802
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,254
DO NOT MAKE ME
GO BACK DOWN THERE,
803
00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:38,590
BECAUSE THAT GUY IS BORING.
804
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,726
EMILY, SHE'S NOT UP HERE!
805
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:43,295
THANK YOU, DADDY.
806
00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:58,944
WE'RE HERE. COME ON.
807
00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:00,112
DEAN, WHAT IS THIS?
808
00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:01,847
OKAY, DID YOU EVER SEE
"CHRISTINE"?
809
00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,149
YES.
810
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:06,185
WELL, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT.
COME ON.
811
00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:11,923
YOU BROUGHT ME TO BEIRUT?
812
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,925
IT'S A SALVAGE YARD.
813
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,961
AND YET IT LOOKS SO MUCH
LIKE BEIRUT.
814
00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:19,431
OKAY, UH, HERE WE ARE.
815
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:20,899
WOW.
816
00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:22,701
IT'S A CAR.
817
00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:24,036
WELL, IT WILL BE.
818
00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,071
WHEN IT GROWS UP?
819
00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:27,139
-WHEN I FIX IT.
-WHAT?
820
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:29,308
UM, IT'S YOURS.
821
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,143
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S MINE?
822
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:34,080
I'M BUILDING IT
PIECE BY PIECE FOR YOU.
823
00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:37,149
-NO.
-I STARTED WITH THE FRAME.
824
00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:39,385
THE SEATS AND THE WINDSHIELD
JUST WENT IN YESTERDAY.
825
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,120
YOU'RE BUILDING ME A CAR?
826
00:33:41,187 --> 00:33:42,354
IT'S GONNA TAKE AWHILE,
827
00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:43,989
WHEN I'M DONE,
IT'LL BE GREAT.
828
00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:45,957
YOU'RE BUILDING ME A CAR?
829
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,159
THAT'S RIGHT.
830
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,794
YOU'RE BUILDING ME A CAR?!
831
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,229
I'M BUILDING YOU A CAR.
832
00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:53,099
THIS IS CRAZY.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
833
00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:55,334
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE.
834
00:33:55,401 --> 00:33:57,403
YOU'RE COMPLETELY INSANE.
835
00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,072
I DIDN'T WANT YOU WASTING TIME
ON THE BUS ANYMORE.
836
00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:02,974
THAT IS VERY VALUABLE TIME
WE COULD BE ARGUING
837
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,710
ABOUT YOUR ONGOING OBSESSION
838
00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:06,878
WITH VERY CONFUSING
RUSSIAN AUTHORS.
839
00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:10,116
UM...DO YOU LIKE IT?
840
00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:12,418
DO I LIKE IT?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
841
00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:21,227
[ LAUGHS ]
I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.
842
00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:23,329
-TAKE IT, MISTER.
-COME ON, GET IN.
843
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,334
I'LL, UH, I'LL FIX THAT.
844
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,636
DON'T.
I LIKE IT LIKE THAT.
845
00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:41,680
THIS IS AMAZING.
846
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:43,349
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
847
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:46,352
I HAD NO IDEA THAT THREE MONTHS
WAS THE CAR ANNIVERSARY.
848
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,053
AT FOUR MONTHS
YOU GET A PLANE.
849
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,123
BOY, RELATIONSHIPS SURE
HAVE CHANGED SINCE I WAS A KID.
850
00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:58,130
WE'RE HAVING ONE OF THOSE
MOMENTS RIGHT NOW.
851
00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:00,031
WHAT MOMENTS?
852
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,301
ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS
853
00:35:02,368 --> 00:35:04,770
WHEN EVERYTHING IS SO PERFECT
AND SO WONDERFUL
854
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,772
THAT YOU ALMOST FEEL SAD
855
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:09,308
BECAUSE NOTHING CAN EVER BE
THIS GOOD AGAIN.
856
00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:13,812
SO, BASICALLY,
I'M DEPRESSING YOU?
857
00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:15,214
YEP.
858
00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:17,916
YOU'RE VERY WEIRD.
859
00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:19,851
AND YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
860
00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:35,901
RORY...
861
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,069
YEAH?
862
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,507
I LOVE YOU.
863
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:46,144
RORY?
864
00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:48,614
YEAH?
865
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,182
DID YOU HEAR ME?
866
00:35:50,249 --> 00:35:51,650
UH-HUH.
867
00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:54,586
WELL, SAY SOMETHING.
868
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:57,022
I -- I --
869
00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:59,124
YEAH?
870
00:35:59,191 --> 00:36:01,059
I LOVE THE CAR.
871
00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:03,995
UH, AND THAT'S -- THAT'S IT?
872
00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:06,932
NO, I JUST -- I'M SURPRISED.
873
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,334
I DIDN'T EXPECT --
874
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,336
YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
875
00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:12,771
NO, I JUST HAVE TO
THINK FOR A MINUTE.
876
00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:14,206
THINK ABOUT WHAT?
877
00:36:14,273 --> 00:36:16,642
SAYING "I LOVE YOU"
IS A REALLY DIFFICULT THING.
878
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:17,909
I JUST DID IT.
879
00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,911
AND YOU DID IT REALLY WELL.
880
00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:21,680
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
881
00:36:21,747 --> 00:36:23,482
I'M SORRY, I --
882
00:36:23,549 --> 00:36:25,851
PLEASE, THIS TOTALLY CAME
AS A SURPRISE.
883
00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:29,355
WITH THE DINNER AND THE CAR
AND THEN THE --
884
00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:31,590
I JUST NEED A MINUTE
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
885
00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:33,425
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING
YOU THINK ABOUT.
886
00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:36,061
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU
EITHER FEEL OR YOU DON'T.
887
00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:37,663
PLEASE DON'T BE MAD.
888
00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:41,333
WHY, BECAUSE I SAY "I LOVE YOU"
AND YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT?
889
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,435
GO HOME AND DISCUSS IT
WITH YOUR MOTHER,
890
00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:45,271
MAKE ONE
OF YOUR PRO-CON LISTS?
891
00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:46,772
NOT FAIR.
892
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,940
I'M SORRY.
893
00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:51,310
I'M AN IDIOT.
894
00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,345
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
895
00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:59,050
DEAN, PLEASE,
IT'S JUST NOT THAT EASY FOR ME.
896
00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:01,753
SAYING "I LOVE YOU"
MEANS A LOT.
897
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,989
THINK ABOUT IT
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW,
898
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,657
MY MOM AND OUR LIFE.
899
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,860
I MEAN, MY MOM SAID
THAT SHE LOVED MY DAD, AND --
900
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,330
YOU DON'T GET PREGNANT
SAYING "I LOVE YOU."
901
00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:14,766
I KNOW, I'M JUST CONFUSED.
902
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:19,371
I NEED TO --
IT'S A REALLY BIG DEAL.
903
00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:21,206
FINE, COME ON.
904
00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:23,309
DEAN, PLEASE DON'T BE MAD.
905
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,377
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.
906
00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:27,279
DEAN, TONIGHT WAS AMAZING.
907
00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:28,747
IT WAS PERFECT.
908
00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:31,049
PLEASE, I SWEAR,
I JUST NEED A MINUTE --
909
00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:32,718
WHATEVER.
910
00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,820
IT DOESN'T MATTER, ALRIGHT.
LET'S GO.
911
00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:57,743
* PATIENT, AT LAST
FINALLY, WE MEET *
912
00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:06,885
* AND AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS,
RIGHT HERE ON THE STREET *
913
00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:12,591
* AND I HAD A FEELING
YOU WOULD MAKE ME SO WARM *
914
00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:14,125
-SOOKIE?
-YES, JACKSON?
915
00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:16,762
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT
I'M THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
916
00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:18,697
THAT TIME I ROASTED
SOME RED PEPPERS
917
00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:21,199
OVER THE STOVE BURNER
AND SINGED OFF MY EYEBROWS?
918
00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,300
NO.
919
00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:24,235
GOOD. [ LAUGHS ]
920
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,038
I'M JUST THINKING
THIS IS REALLY NICE.
921
00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:29,375
ME TOO.
922
00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:48,093
YOU GETTING SOME GOOD STUFF?
923
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,595
OH, YEAH.
924
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,463
YEAH, THE FIRELIGHT
REALLY CHANGES PEOPLE.
925
00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:52,964
IT MAKES THEM SEEM
HAPPIER, FREER,
926
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:55,200
ALL TROUBLES OF THE WORLD
COMPLETELY GONE.
927
00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:56,635
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S THE FIRELIGHT.
928
00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:59,070
I THINK IT'S
THE FOUNDERS' DAY PARTY PUNCH.
929
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:02,107
OH, YEAH, THAT STUFF IS GOOD.
930
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,542
OKAY, AT SOME POINT,
931
00:39:03,609 --> 00:39:05,777
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME
WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE?
932
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,613
I'M PUTTING MORE FILM
IN MY CAMERA.
933
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,615
RACHEL...
WHAT?
934
00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:12,684
I TOLD YOU, I WAS AT THE AIRPORT
AND NOW I'M HERE.
935
00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,920
WELL, SURE,
WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT.
936
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:16,555
CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG,
937
00:39:16,622 --> 00:39:18,624
YOU DON'T SOUND
THAT HAPPY TO SEE ME.
938
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:21,259
CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG,
BUT YOU HAVE A TENDENCY
939
00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:22,694
TO SHOW UP
AND LEAVE SUDDENLY --
940
00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:24,863
NOT ONE OF YOUR MORE CHARMING
ATTRIBUTES.
941
00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:28,700
SO YOU'RE NOT HAPPY
TO SEE ME?
942
00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:32,604
LUKE, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING HERE, OKAY?
943
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:34,339
I JUST MISSED YOU.
944
00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:36,408
I WANTED TO SEE YOU.
945
00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:39,244
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO SAY.
946
00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:42,080
I MISSED YOU, TOO.
947
00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:47,586
SO SINCE
WE'RE BOTH BEING BLUNT,
948
00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:48,820
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH LORELAI?
949
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,221
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
950
00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:52,858
I'M TALKING ABOUT LORELAI,
THE LADY WHO RUNS THE INN,
951
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:54,893
THE ONE YOU'VE TOLD ME
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT.
952
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,696
VERY CAREFUL TO LEAVE OUT
OF ANY STORY, ANECDOTE,
953
00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:59,230
OR GOSSIP ABOUT THE TOWN.
954
00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:01,467
THERE IS NO DEAL WITH LORELAI.
WE'RE FRIENDS.
955
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:04,302
FOR NOW.
AND IN THE FUTURE?
956
00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:06,505
LORELAI IS...
957
00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:09,441
YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST, UM...
958
00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:12,043
I MEAN,
AT TIMES IT SEEMS LIKE --
959
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:15,814
I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW?
960
00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,849
BUT I AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
961
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,051
GOOD.
962
00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:22,287
I'M GONNA GET
SOME OF THAT PARTY PUNCH.
963
00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:23,321
YOU WANT SOME?
964
00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:24,556
THAT STUFF WILL KILL YOU.
965
00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:26,424
OH, LUKE...
966
00:40:26,492 --> 00:40:29,160
SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE.
967
00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:49,615
WHERE THE FIRE
DEPARTMENT WHEN YOU NEED THEM?
968
00:40:49,681 --> 00:40:51,449
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
IN HARTFORD?
969
00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:52,551
-YEAH.
-WHAT HAPPENED?
970
00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:54,586
-CLIMBED OUT THE WINDOW.
-OKAY.
971
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:57,222
THAT'S IT?
YOU'RE NOT CURIOUS WHY?
972
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,256
NO.
973
00:40:58,323 --> 00:40:59,424
LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU?
974
00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:00,659
HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE?
975
00:41:00,726 --> 00:41:02,093
A LITTLE WHILE.
976
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,863
DID YOU SEE TAYLOR AND HARRY
GET INTO A FISTFIGHT?
977
00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,232
NO! OH,
HOW DID I MISS THAT?!
978
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,266
I'M SO BUMMED.
979
00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:11,136
IT WAS GOOD.
980
00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:12,738
SO, WHERE IS RACHEL?
981
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:16,007
SHE'S A FOUNDERS' PARTY PUNCH
JUNKIE.
982
00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:17,909
EVEN THE NICE GIRLS
AREN'T SAFE.
983
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,546
SHE'S BEEN RUNNING AROUND HERE,
TAKING ALL KINDS OF PICTURES.
984
00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:21,780
SHE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.
985
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:24,382
I GUESS SO.
I HOPE SO.
986
00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:26,384
SO?
987
00:41:26,451 --> 00:41:27,586
YES?
988
00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:30,388
SO WHAT'S THE HAPS
WITH YOU TWO?
989
00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:31,723
THE HAPS?
990
00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:34,392
WELL, LET'S SEE,
WHAT IS THE HAPS?
991
00:41:34,459 --> 00:41:35,661
I MEAN, LIKE --
992
00:41:35,727 --> 00:41:38,196
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT
BY "THE HAPS".
993
00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:40,031
YOU'RE REPEATING IT
A THOUSAND TIMES.
994
00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:41,166
I WAS PONDERING.
995
00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,968
YOU PONDER REALLY SLOWLY.
996
00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,603
IF IT'S FAST,
IT ISN'T PONDERING.
997
00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:46,437
"PONDERING" BY NATURE
HAS A SLOW CONNOTATION.
998
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,273
OKAY, FINE, FINE.
999
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:51,476
IS SHE STAYING?
1000
00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:53,211
I DON'T KNOW.
1001
00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:54,445
DO YOU WANT HER TO?
1002
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,882
I DON'T KNOW.
1003
00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:58,516
SHE SEEMS TO REALLY LIKE YOU.
1004
00:41:58,584 --> 00:41:59,918
YEAH, SHE DOES,
1005
00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:02,153
BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE
THE GREATEST ATTENTION SPAN.
1006
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:03,589
BUT SHE IS HERE.
1007
00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:05,090
YES, SHE IS.
1008
00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:07,525
YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME
DEBATING THINGS.
1009
00:42:07,593 --> 00:42:08,960
IS IT RIGHT, IS IT WRONG?
1010
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,996
SHOULD I DO THIS,
SHOULD I DO THAT?
1011
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:13,632
SOMETIMES YOU SHOULD JUST
JUMP IN AND TAKE A SHOT.
1012
00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:15,266
WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT CAN HAPPEN?
1013
00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,402
SHE LEFT BEFORE, I LIVED.
1014
00:42:17,468 --> 00:42:20,305
MAYBE THIS TIME.
1015
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,607
I THINK THAT'S REALLY GREAT.
1016
00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:22,841
YOU DO?
1017
00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:23,875
YEAH.
1018
00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:25,176
THANKS.
1019
00:42:25,243 --> 00:42:26,612
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1020
00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:32,283
WELL, I GUESS I'M GONNA GO
CHECK UP ON RACHEL.
1021
00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:33,318
THAT'S NICE.
1022
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,552
WHAT?
1023
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,988
THAT YOU HAVE SOMEBODY
YOU CAN CHECK UP ON.
1024
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,023
THAT'S NICE.
1025
00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:39,324
YEAH, IT IS,
1026
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,359
UNLESS SHE'S COMPLETELY DRUNK
AND THROWING UP.
1027
00:42:41,426 --> 00:42:42,961
STILL NICE.
1028
00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:46,297
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW?
1029
00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:47,398
TOMORROW.
1030
00:42:47,465 --> 00:42:49,567
OKAY.
1031
00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:18,930
Hi, you've reached
Max Medina.
1032
00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:20,531
I'm not here right now,
1033
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:24,202
so leave a message at the beep
and I'll get back to you.
1034
00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:26,537
RORY?
1035
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,740
WE JUST BROKE UP.
73755
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