All language subtitles for Gilmore Girls S01E10 1080p WEB-DL DD+ 2.0 x264-TrollHD_track3_[und]

People,
Please pay attention!

Now, I want my "Before" mary
Over here

And my "After" mary
Over here.

Wise men, shepherd,
Line up for the processional.

I only have half a donkey?

I need the rest
Of the donkey!

Ow.
Hold still, kirk.

You stuck me.
Did not stick you.

You did too.
Okay, be quiet now.

Um, taylor, the baby jesus
Is missing an arm again.

What?

I was getting it
Out of the trunk --

Let me see that.
Oh, for pete's sake.

Okay, listen up!
The arm is missing!

I repeat --
The arm is missing!

Maybe it's just time
To get a new baby jesus,

You know,
One that's a boy.

It's a doll.
No one can tell.

Well, it has a bow.

This has been
The baby jesus

In every christmas pageant
Since 1965.

Were you here in 1965?

No, I wasn't.
Find the arm.

What are you doing?
Nothing.

You're flinching.

You stuck me once.

Okay, you know what?
You're done.

Well?

I swear,
I've looked twice.

Look again.

Taylor, come quickly.

Our "Before" mary's
About to become an "After."

Who else in town
Is knocked up?

Find the arm?

Nope.

[ sighs ]

[ sourly ] It's beginning
To look a lot like christmas.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to *

* if you need *
* if you need *

* you need me to be with you *

* I will follow *

* oh, oh, oh *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to *

* if you need *
* if you need *

* you need me to be with you *

* I will follow
Where you lead *

Hey, I thought
We were meeting at luke's.

We were?

Oh, my god, I'm so sorry.
I forgot.

Let me guess -- you and lorelai
Haven't made up yet.

Nope, things are still very
"Miracle worker" at my house.

God, how did everything
Get so screwed up?

You staying out all night dean
Had something to do with it.

My grandmother being there
To witness it didn't help.

Never does.
It sucks.

Things were good.

School was good.
Dean was good.

Now my mother and I
Are barely speaking.

Mom and grandma
Are barely speaking.

Dean's new name
Is "Narcolepsy boy."

How's he taking it?

I haven't talked to him
Since it happened.

That's four days ago.
I know.

Has he called?
I told him not to.

And he listened?

No.

Good boy.

I really need to talk
About something else now.

You went shopping.
Yes, I did.

I got a mooing
Cow-shaped timer for sookie,

Some cardio-salsa tapes
For michel,

A book for dean --
You got dean a book?

Yeah, "Metamorphosis."
"Metamorphosis."

It's kafka.
Very romantic.

I think it is romantic.

I've always dreamed
That some guy would get me

A really confusing
Czechoslovakian novel.

I think
He'll appreciate it.

A book sends
The wrong message.

What are you talking about?

Look at what a gift says
To the other person.

Remember two years ago
I got my mom that perfume?

Yeah.

To me, that said,
"Hey, mom, you work hard.

You deserve
Something fancy."

To my mother, it said,
"Here's some smelly sex juice,

The kind I use
To lure boys with,"

And resulted in me being sent
To bible camp all summer.

Just imagine
That you actually gave dean

Something really romantic,

And he gave you
A football.

Your hypothetical
Romantic present

Is saying that you really,
Really like him,

And his present is saying,
"Hey, let's just be friends."

You're saying this book...

Is a czechoslovakian
Football, yes.

So then,
What do I get him?

You should find out
What he's giving you

And then gauge your gift
Accordingly.

But doesn't that kind of take
The fun out of it?

Gift-giving
Is serious business.

If you don't believe me,

Try spending a month
At korean bible camp.

Yes, right there.

Now flip the elf
And the fairy.

Which one's the fairy?

The one with the wand.
What are you doing?

Isn't this a wand?
No, that is a staff.

So this isn't a fairy?
That is little bo-peep.

And you didn't want
To move her.

I would prefer
That you didn't.

So, we're still looking
For a fairy.

The search continues.

No chance
You're gonna help me?

None whatsoever.

Independence inn.
Lorelai speaking.

Lorelai.
Mom, hello.

I wanted to talk
About the christmas dinner.

Christmas dinner.

You forgot.

There's a lot going on.

Your christmas shindig's
Not high on my list

Of things to obsess about.

I'm sorry
If the timing's bad,

But the world does not always
Revolve around you.

Thanks for the tip.

Cocktails are at 6:00.
Dinner is at 8:00.

I won't be there
For cocktails.

Why not?

Because I have to work.

You can't leave work
Early?

No, I can't.
It's not in my job description.

Well, then don't come.

What?
Don't come.

This is obviously
An enormous burden for you.

Yeah, but --

Just send rory.

You're telling me not to come
To the christmas party?

You're obviously too busy.

I had the german measles
In fifth grade.

I still had to show up
For the christmas party.

Let's be honest here.

I'm not too happy
With you,

And I assume
You're not happy with me.

My polka-dot dress
Matched my face,

And still I had to sit
Through 12 courses.

I am tired of forcing you
To do all those terrible things

That infringe
Upon your life,

And I do not have
The energy to pretend

That the way you treated me
Was in any way acceptable.

So you're uninviting me
To christmas dinner?

Yes, I am.

Fine.
Fine.

Okay, anything else?

I believe that's all.

Great, mom.
It's been swell talking to you.

Bye, lorelai.
Bye.

This one?
No.

This one?
No.

This --
No.

No.

Rory: I wish you'd change
Your mind.

It's not my mind
That needs to be changed.

I don't think she meant it.
Oh, she meant it.

Maybe she thinks
She meant it,

But I bet she won't
When I show up without you.

Without a map
To follow that reasoning,

I say, "Take a hat,
It's cold outside."

So you just wanna hold
A grudge.

Yes,
It burns more calories.

That's not true.
Yes, it is.

How do you think
Your grandma got those legs?

She's not exactly
A stairmaster gal.

Mom?

Never saw her
On the running track.

I don't remember
The country club

Organizing a tae-bo class.

Fine, forget it.

Should I put your name
On grandma's present?

Yes, sign it,

"The innkeeper formerly known
As her daughter."

You know what I think?

I think you're acting
A little immature.

I'm not acting.

What about the apple tarts?
You wait all year for those.

[ sighs ] I can live without
The apple tarts.

You've made up songs
After eating five of them

With lyrics that contradict
That last statement.

Oh, you know what?
You have to go. You're late.

You really won't come?

Is somebody speaking?
It couldn't be rory.

She's already half
Way to hartford.

Fine, I'm going.

Drive carefully.
Watch out for ice.

And bring me back
One of those...Tarts!

[ indistinct conversations ]

Hi, grandma.

Rory, come in.
You look lovely.

This is from me and mom.

Well,
Aren't you thoughtful?

I'll just put it
Under the tree.

Mom actually picked it out.

Rory, do you know
Holland prescott?

I met her last year.
Holland, look who's here.

Richard:
That's not my proposal.

Man: yes, I know.
Henry toned it down a little.

Henry did?
Henry is a toddler!

He thought your take
Was conservative.

And a moron!

Be very careful.

This man may be
Our boss one day.

That will never happen!

Alright.

Have you heard something?

Richard, alan,
Look who's here.

Hello, rory.
Where's your mother?

Oh, well, she...

Over by the apple tarts,
I assume.

Lorelai
Couldn't come tonight.

She couldn't?
No, she had to work.

I'm going to give
That man a call.

Richard, you're getting yourself
All worked up.

As long as I have been
With this company,

Revising a man's work
Without so much as a phone call

Would have been unheard of!
It's a new world out there.

Please stop all this shoptalk.
We're here to celebrate.

I'm gonna call that man.

It's past midnight
In london!

Oh, even better.

Grandma, could I talk to you
Alone, please?

You need something
To drink.

I want to apologize
About the other night.

Rory, please,
This is a party.

I messed up.
It's my fault.

This is not the time or place.

Your mother
Should have taught you that.

Please,
Don't be mad at her.

I'm not mad at anyone.
Go back in and join the party.

And take this to gigi
On your way back.

[ sighs ]

Yes, joe,
I know it's friday night,

But I ordered my pizza
An hour ago.

Oh, no, I did not hear
About the delivery van.

Uh-huh, well, I am very,
Very sorry to hear that.

Was it a fairly new van?

Great, okay, well, joe,
As with most tragedies in life,

There comes a time when you just
Need to pick up and move on.

So what's the next phase
Of the delivery saga?

Mm-hmm.

[ sighs ]

Well, how long
Until your brother is back

With the razor scooter?

Okay, uh-huh.

Alright, just call me
When he gets there.

Bye, joe.

[ sighs ]

[ knocking on window ]

Well, hi there.

How you doing?

Fine.
Good. Good.

Shouldn't you have
A squeegee?

I was...
Looking for rory?

She's not here.
I'll tell her you tapped.

Thanks.
Mm-hmm.

Something else?

I wanted to say
That things got all messed up.

Yes, they did.

And I'm sorry,
But nothing happened.

Okay, I have to go.

We sat down,
And we were reading this book,

And then we fell asleep.

Pick a more interesting book
Next time.

[ sighs ]

So am I public enemy
Number one with you?

Number one?
I don't know.

Would you settle
For top five?

I'm still hot for that bomber
Who's been living in a cave.

Please just tell me
Where I stand.

I don't know
Where you stand, okay?

All I know is my 16-year-old
Daughter didn't come home,

And you had something
To do with that.

Nothing happened!
I heard!

You can hate me,
But you have to believe me.

I would not let anything
Happen to her.

You happened to her.
I won't hurt her.

You know, I was 16
When I had rory.

That is the same age
She is now.

I know.
She wants to go to harvard.

She will, and if she doesn't,
It won't be because of me.

[ sighs ]

I don't hate you.

No?

Though I did imagine
20 ways

To remove your head
From your body.

Yeah?

Which one looked the best?

Hedge clippers --
Dull ones.

Well, sure, you wouldn't want it
To go quick.

Exactly.

Okay.

Uh, I'm gonna go.

Dean?

Yeah?

You know, we have
A really nice front door.

You might want to use it
Sometimes.

Got it.

See ya.

[ sighs ]

[ playing "The first noel" ]

Henry, you ring on three.

I thought it was two.

No, chuck rings on two.
You ring on three.

I'm on one.
Are you sure?

Nope. Sorry.
You're right. I'm two.

From the top.
One, two --

Henry!

Rory coming?
She on a date?

No.

You've forbid her
To see the bag boy.

I'd rather not
Talk about it.

Tell me you forbid her
To see the bag boy.

I did not.
Are you crazy?

He's moving up to produce,
So he's become quite a catch.

That kid is trouble.

First time I looked at him,
I thought he was trouble.

I'm the one who told you
He was trouble,

You told me I was crazy.

You are crazy,
And he is trouble.

He is not trouble!

He's 6'2"! He's beautiful!
He's in love with my daughter!

Trouble.
Big-time.

I'll get your burger.

Wait.

Can I see a menu?

You need to see a menu?
You come here every day.

I know, but I'm the mood for
Something a little different.

A menu.

Piece of paper --
List of food offered.

Okay. Here.

It's not in japanese.

Don't you have any kind
Of holiday special,

Something festive?

I just got some grey poupon.
It's french.

Tonight's my parent's
Big christmas celebration.

There's good food,

These amazing apple tarts,
Big tree.

It's the only holiday I actually
Enjoy going over there for,

And this year,
I'm uninvited.

Why would anyone celebrate
Christmas two weeks early?

Did you hear the part
About me being uninvited?

To your parents'
Fake christmas party?

Do you care?
Obviously you do.

Yes, I do,
And I don't know why.

You liked going,
Rory's there without you,

You and rory aren't
Getting along right now,

And you feel bad
At being separated

At a time
You usually share together.

Wow.

Did I mention you come here
Every damn day?

I'll have a burger.

Coming right up.

Woman: emily, you've outdone
Yourself yet again.

Yes, I can't imagine
The hours you spent

Slaving over a hot stove.

You're teasing me.

It's delicious, emily.

A compliment for my chef
Is a compliment for me.

I would like to know
Where henry is at this hour.

Probably gallivanting
Around london

Like a bull out to stud.

How is he supposed to negotiate
The contract tomorrow

If he's out at all hours
With some cheap tramp?

Knowing henry,
She wasn't cheap.

This is wildly inappropriate
Dinner conversation

In front of a young lady.

Is it unbearably hot
In here?

Don't loosen your tie
At the table.

What are you plans for
The christmas holidays, rory?

I'll probably just be
Hanging out with my mom.

It's a shame she couldn't come.
She's always such a kick.

Lorelai wasn't feeling well,
So I suggested she stay home.

It is hot in here.
I'm gonna lower the thermostat.

Poor thing.
What's wrong with her?

She has a touch of the flu.

Richard,
Forget the thermostat!

I thought you said
She was working.

She was supposed to work,
But then she caught the flu.

Tell her we missed her.

I will.

Richard!
For heaven's sake.

Richard?

What did you do?

You wanted
Something festive.

You made me
A santa burger.

It's no big deal.

He has a hat
And everything.

I just cut a piece
Of wonder bread,

Poured on a little ketchup,
Piped on a little cream cheese.

No one ever made me something
This disgusting before.

I thank you.

What?

Outside!

It's like the north pole
Out there.

This isn't a decoration.

Nothing in here is.

It disturbs
The other customers.

Oh, really?
Maybe we should take a vote.

Who thinks we shouldn't use
Cell phones in here?

Well, screw democracy.

Perfect.

* ...The newborn king *

What's going on?

We were caroling,
And we got a bit chilly,

And we thought maybe
We could trade you a song

For some hot chocolate.

You want
Free hot chocolate?

No, we'll sing for it.

Then I give you
Free hot chocolate.

Tell you what,
You can pay for it,

Then go next door
And sing for the marshmallows.

Oh, my god!

Shut up, taylor.
What's going on?

My father's
In the hospital.

What?

He collapsed or something.
I don't know.

I need a cab.
I need to call a cab.

Where's the phone?

Can anybody give me --
I'm holding a phone.

Calm down.

I need a cab.
What's the number?

It's something "Cabs"
Or "Cabs" something something.

1-800-cabs?

Can somebody tell me the
Damn number of the cab guy?!

I'll drive you.
There's food and people

And there's
A burger with a face.

We're closed. Let's go!
Food's on me.

Put on your coat
And get your stuff.

Taylor, have your hot chocolate,
Then lock up.

Come on.
My truck's out back.

[ voice breaking ]
Luke, I'm --

I know.
Let's go.

Look, we're being passed
By senior citizens.

I'm going as fast as I can.
Bye, grandma. Bye.

There's ice on the road.
Those people aren't being safe.

At least
They're getting somewhere.

You've checked it five times.
I've listened to it twice.

It's not changing.

"Grandpa's in the hospital.
Please come."

Who taught her to leave
A message like that?

I'm sure she was in a hurry.

Why is he in the hospital?
How bad is it?

What are the circumstances

Involving him
Being in the hospital?

These are simple questions.
We'll be there very soon.

What if he's dead?
He's not dead.

How do you know?
I know!

Oh, you're suddenly
Getting visions

While you drive
At 20 miles an hour

In the oldest truck
Known to man?

You're killing yourself
To get me there.

I'm yelling at you.
I don't mean it.

I feel like
This is one of those moments

Where
I should be remembering

All the great times
I had with my dad --

The time he took me shopping
For a barbie

Or to the circus
Or fishing,

And my mind
Is a complete blank.

Well,
I'm sure it happened.

No, it didn't.

He came home.
He read the paper.

He went to bed.
I snuck out the window.

He was a very
By-the-numbers guy,

And I was never very good
With numbers.

I'm sure he loves you.

You know...
My dad is not a bad guy

I'm sure he's not.

He lived his life the way
He thought he was supposed to.

He followed the rules
Taught to him

By his non-fishing
Non-barbie-buying dad.

He worked hard.
He bought a nice house.

He provided for my mom.

All he asked in return

Was for his daughter
To wear white dresses

And go to cotillion
And want the same life he had.

What a disappointment
It must have been

For him to get me.

I can't imagine anyone
Seeing you as a disappointment.

I bet you'd buy a barbie
For your daughter.

Yeah, well, I'd probably
Give her the cash

To buy it herself

And then meet her
By the baseball cards.

You'll make a great dad.
You make a great mom.

Yeah.

It's just the, uh,
Daughter part

I don't have down yet.

Okay, hold on.

That camero is dust.

But why can't I see him?
They're running some tests.

I would like to meet
This doctor.

You will.

I have a right
To meet this person,

And I want to see the room
You're going to put him in.

Put a proper sentence together
For god's sake!

Ma'am, please wait here.

Did you find out anything?

They run this place
Like the cia!

Joshua, thank god!
This place is infuriating!

It's alright.
I'm gonna check on him.

Have you filled out the forms?
I want to see my husband!

Is she being obstinate?
Very.

Let me see what's going on. And
We'll take it from there.

And there he goes.

Maybe I
Should call mom again.

I'm sure she's very busy.
That's not true --

Rory, go get your grandfather
A paper --

The wall street journal
Or barron's.

He'll want something to read.

Okay, can I get you anything?
Maybe a coffee?

No, dear, I'm fine.

[ phone ringing ]

Lorelai: we're not here.
Speak if you must.

Ms. Gilmore,
I need you to --

It's not ms. Gilmore.

It's mrs. Gilmore!

Mrs. Gilmore --
I am not a cosmo woman!

I know this is difficult,
But if you don't fill out --

You'll do what?

I'd like to hear,
In your most condescending tone,

What my punishment will be
For not filling out these forms.

Are there bamboo shoots
Involved?

Some dark,
Deep hole in the ground?

Rats nibbling at my toes?

Okay, we're supposed to follow
The blue line

Around the corner,
And then we should be...

Where's the scarecrow
When you need him?

Okay,
We have to ask someone.

No! No!
We just have to pick one!

We can't just wander
Around here aimlessly.

Somewhere in this hospital
Are my mother and my father.

There has to be some sort
Of intuition,

Some sort of blood bond
That will lead me to them!

That's crazy.

Emily: my great-uncle
Founded this hospital,

You insensitive
Paper peddler!

His portrait
Is hanging in the lobby!

It's right above the sign
That says "Founder"!!

Mom!

Lorelai.

What's going on?
How is he?

You came!

Well, of course I came.
How's dad?

That's what I've been trying
To find out,

This woman keeps pestering me
With idiotic questions

Like "What's the number
Of my insurance policy?"

I need to get
This information.

You need to get
Sensitivity training!

What if I fill out
This information,

And you can go find someone
Who can tell us how my dad is?

I'm not --

Or you can discuss this
With my mother.

I'll go.
Thank you.

You got rid of her.

Yes, so tell me
What happened.

That was amazing.
Mom, please!

I don't know what happened.

He was hot, and he went to turn
Down the thermostat --

Were you on a date?

You have an escort.

No, it's luke, mom.

Which is her way of saying
We weren't on a date.

I didn't mean it like that.

It's friday night,
And you show up here with a man.

It's not insane
To assume a date was involved.

Okay, it's entirely possible
That I was out on a date.

Just not with me.

I was eating at luke's
When I got the message.

He gave me a ride.
Is dr. Reynolds here?

He was supposed to come back
The minute he knew something.

Well, let's go find him.

You can't find him!
You can't find anyone!

Everyone just keeps disappearing
Behind those doors!

Well, come on.
Let's go.

I didn't know
You could do that.

I'll wait here.

Luke.

I gave your mom a ride.

We weren't on a date.

Oh. Okay.

She went back to see
If they could find a doctor.

Did they find out
Anything else about grandpa?

Give your mom
A couple of minutes back there.

I bet
She finds something out.

Thanks for bringing her.

You're welcome.
Hey, you okay?

I don't want him to die.

You tell him that
When you see him, okay?

People like to hear that.

Mom!

Hey, you! Hi.

It was horrible.
It happened so fast.

He's about to come out
Of the big testing room.

Where's grandma?

Kicking some patient out of
The room with the good view.

I hope they get him
Unhooked fast.

Otherwise he's going without
The life-support machine.

How long before
They bring him back?

Very soon.
I'd like to do something.

Like rollerblade?

Like get some coffee
Or make phone calls

Or do something that
Isn't standing here waiting.

Okay, well,
As partial as I am to the phone,

I'm voting for
The "Get coffee" idea.

Okay, good.

Luke, tea?

Peppermint, preferably.

I'll be right back.

Hey.

He's gonna be fine.

I was just
Getting to know him.

I don't want him to --
He's not.

Go get your coffee.

[ sighs ]

Oh, man.

You were very brave
For her.

Yeah, well, it's my turn.

God, this sucks.

Hey, come on, you gotta
Think positive here --

Bright side,
Good thoughts --

Rainbows, unicorns...

Clowns...

Little, cute...Furry --

Okay, I'm out.
Thank god.

Alright. We've secured
Him the room,

But the pillows
Are completely unacceptable.

I'm going to see if I can find
Some down ones and slippers.

We'll be here.

[ breathes deeply ]

Jeez, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm just not real big
On hospitals -- the smell,

People being wheeled by
With tubes sticking out of them,

Drainage fluids,
Gaping holes --

Okay, listen,
Why don't you go home?

You want me to go?

You don't look so good.
Thanks.

That's not what I meant.
You always look good.

Yeah?

I meant
You always look healthy,

But you don't look
So healthy now.

You look...
Unhealthy. Okay.

Oh, what?

So I said you look good.
We're not in fifth grade.

"You look good."
Big deal.

Stop staring at me.

Ah, jeez.

[ breathes deeply ]

See? That's what you get
For being cocky.

How is he?

He's a little groggy
Right now.

What's going on?
How are the tests?

The doctor
Will have to tell you that.

When is the doctor
Coming out?

I'm not sure,

But you can go on with your dad
Until he gets here.

I'm gonna find my mom and rory
And tell them he's back.

I can tell them.

That's okay.
I think they'd like to know now.

Ah!
Lorelai, you almost ran me over.

Where were you going?

To find you.
They just brought dad up.

Well, how is he?
Did you talk to him?

No, I was coming
To find you.

Come on!

Go ahead,
I'm gonna go find rory.

You know,
I could look for rory.

No, that's okay.
I'll do it.

I thought so.
Hey, look, it's rory.

The coffee machine was jammed,
So I got soup and pez.

I was coming
To look for you.

They just brought grandpa up.
He's in room 202.

You go ahead.
I just have to make a call.

Well, hurry up.

I'll meet you there.

Who you gonna go find now?

How about jimmy hoffa?
That'll keep you busy.

You can't avoid
Going in that room forever.

I'm not avoiding anything.
I'm going to find coffee.

The machine is jammed.
Admit you're afraid.

You have no idea
What you're talking about.

The truth hurts.

You know what hurts?
A screwdriver in your head.

What?

Oh, my god!

"Optimism in recent
Earnings reports

"Have pushed shares
Of the telecommunications giant

Above $65."

Oh, rubbish.

"Some experts say the that stock
Is dangerously overvalued."

Ahh. Hmm?

Well, how are we doing?

We're done with the front page
Of the financial times

And all of
The wall street journal.

Rory, dear,
Why don't you save

The rest of the paper
Till later, hmm?

If I hug you,
Is it gonna hurt?

Pain is part of life.

This little girl
Likes you.

Well, she has good taste.
[ chuckles ]

Where's mom?

Looking for coffee.

What are you doing?

Staring at my shoes.

Okay, carry on.

I finally found decent pillows.
At least they give a little.

Emily, we need to talk.
Can you lift your head?

This is serious.
Just a little.

There is a key
In my top desk drawer.

Better, yes?
It's to the safe.

One more time.

All of our stock information
Is in there,

Plus all of the insurance
Information.

If I could just find you
Some different sheets.

Our will is in my lower drawer.
Dennis has a copy.

I could get dava
To bring some --

Emily, this is serious.

I'm gonna have dava
Get those --

Emily, listen to me.
If I die --

No!

There may be many things
Happening in this hospital,

But your dying
Is not one of them.

But --

No, I did not sign on
To your dying,

And it is not going to happen,
Not tonight,

Not for a very long time!

In fact,
I demand to go first.

Do I make myself clear?

Yes, emily.

You may go first.

Good.

I'm gonna get you
Those sheets.

No luck?

I think I'm wearing it down.

You're pathetic.

Is the doctor back?

Not yet.

So, you had a visitor
Tonight.

Yeah? Who?

Narcolepsy boy.

Dean came over?

Oh, yeah.

He pulled the old
"Tapping on the window" bit.

Were you mean?

Excuse me,
I am never mean!

You were mean.

He told me
Nothing happened.

Nothing did.
I know.

Rory, there are only two things
That I totally trust

In this entire world --

The fact that I will never be
Able to understand

What charo is saying

No matter how long
She lives in this country

And you.

Hopefully not in that order.

You just have to understand
The panic factor that went on.

I do. I really do,
And I'm so sorry.

Nothing like that
Will happen again, I swear.

Don't swear,

Because you are
Your mother's daughter.

What does that mean?

Things happen even when you
Don't mean for them to.

They will not happen.

[ chuckles ] Okay.

I hated going to that party
Tonight without you.

I hated you going to that party
Tonight without me.

How were the apple tarts?

Grandma didn't make them
This year.

Really?
That's weird.

I know.
Are you lying?

Through my teeth.
Good girl.

Oh, hello.
Hi.

If you don't mind,
I think I need to just --

Oh, sure.
Sit, please.

How is he?

Oh, you know, he's --

I don't know.

That's a nice tie.

It's brooks brothers.

It was bothering him
Tonight.

I told him not to loosen it.

I wanted him to look nice
For our guests,

So he didn't,
And then, well...

The paramedics took it off him
On the way here.

I just haven't been able
To put it down yet.

[ sniffles ]

I must sound crazy.

I've kept
My father's entire store

Just the way he left it.

Really?

Well,
I turned it into a diner,

But I kept all his stuff
On the walls,

His pictures in the office,
Even the "Hardware" sign.

I'm sure he would have
Appreciated

Having his life's work
Being honored like that.

He would have called me
A damn fool.

Oh.

Well.

I don't know what lorelai's
Told you about her father.

I can certainly imagine,

But he's a very good man.

He always did the right thing
For his family.

That's what she told me.

So what exactly is going on
Between the two of you?

Nothing.

Really.

We're friends, that's it.

You're idiots,
The both of you.

Well, there you are.
Where have you been?

Coffee hunt.
So what's going on?

Your mother called me
An idiot.

You must have
Sucked up good.

Well, I'm gonna go
Wash my face.

Hmm.

So what you gonna do?

[ sighs ]

Okay, well,
I'm just gonna...

I'll be here.

Hmm.

Emily: ...I've heard
For such a long time.

How are you doing?

Well, richard,
It looks like

We're going to be stuck with you
For a while longer.

It was just a touch
Of angina.

But you have to watch
Your diet.

Yes, no more red meat,
Heavy desserts,

And you're going to have to
Exercise regularly.

Golf doesn't count.

We'd like to keep him
Overnight, though,

Just to be sure.

Rory: but he's fine.

As long as he does
What he's told, yes.

[ sniffles ]

I heard.
Everything's okay.

Yeah, yeah.

They're gonna keep him
Overnight,

[ voice breaking ]
But he's gonna be fine.

[ crying ]

Okay,
So here's where the guy

Is supposed to give the girl
His handkerchief,

But I don't have one,
And plus,

I find the practice
A little revolting, so...

I'm okay.

You sure?
Yeah.

Alright.
Oh, hey.

I got this for ya.

Where did you get that?

Nurses' lounge.

What? You're not the only one
Who can flirt.

[ chuckles ]

The door was open.

Thank you.

Anything else I can do?

Could you take rory home?

Yeah, sure.

What about you?

I'm gonna stick around here
For a while

And make sure
Everything's settled.

You take her,
And I'll drive the jeep back.

Okay.

He's gonna be fine.

Yeah, I think it was
Those financial papers

That really did the trick.

So, luke's
Gonna take you home.

I'm gonna hang out here
For a while.

I'll stay, too.
No, go, call dean.

Spend an hour arguing
Over who's gonna hang up first.

You are gross.
I'll call you later.

Tell him goodbye for me,

And tell grandpa
I'll come back tomorrow.

Okay, I will. Bye.

Okay, walk fast
And look straight ahead.

[ sighs ]

He's almost asleep.

Good.

Where's rory?

I sent her home
With luke.

What about you?

I thought I'd stick around

In case anybody
Needed anything.

Really?

Not you -- you obviously
Don't need anything --

But somebody
Somewhere in this hospital

Might need something,

And I'm gonna be the person
Who gets it for them.

Would you like to go down
To the cafeteria?

Yes, maybe somebody
In the cafeteria

Will need something.
Oh, dear.

And won't they feel lucky
When they see me?

"I needed something,
And there you were!"

It's gonna be a great moment.

[ indistinct conversations ]

[ door opens ]

Hello.

Hey, how's your dad?

Better, though he says
Life is not life

Unless it includes
A steak.

How come you're not out?

I have some things to do.

Right, anyway,
This is for you.

What's it for?

Just a thank you,
Christmas, whatever.

Christmas
Isn't for two weeks.

Do we really
Have to do this again?

I just thought,

You know, god forbid,
Something happens to that one,

You might need a spare.

Here.

[ clears throat ]

And does that look wrong.

[ chuckles ]

There!

Oh, hey,
Turn out the lights.

For what?

It's not even
The real procession.

It's just the rehearsal.

So? It's pretty.

Why do they need
To rehearse it?

It's the same thing
Every year.

Come on, luke, please?

It's hard to imagine
Living somewhere else, isn't it?

Thanks for the hat.

You're welcome.

Looks good on you.

Good how?

Just watch the procession.

[ theme music ]