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That's nice.
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Thank you.
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Don't move, please.
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So, why are you insisting
On doing this?
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Well, because you're starting
Private school tomorrow.
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Yes, but I'm going to be
Wearing shoes.
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Nobody's gonna see
My feet.
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Okay, but everybody knows
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That private-school girls
Are bad.
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And bad girls
Always wear red nail polish.
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Are you nervous?
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About what?
About starting chilton.
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Well, I wasn't until I heard
About all those bad girls.
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Guys, new cd, xtc --
"Apple venus volume 2"!
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But you only finished
Half my toes!
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Lorelai: who cares?! You're
Gonna be wearing shoes anyway!
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* I'm the man who wanted love **
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* if you're out
On the road *
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* feelin' lonely
And so cold *
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* all you have to do
Is call my name *
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* and I'll be there
On the next train *
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* where you lead,
I will follow *
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* anywhere that you tell me to *
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* if you need *
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* you need me to be with you
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* I will follow *
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* oh, oh, oh *
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* where you lead,
I will follow *
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* any anywhere
That you tell me to *
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* if you need *
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* you need me to be with you *
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* I will follow
Where you lead **
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Mom!
[ gasps ]
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What? God. Hi.
What are you doing?!
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Having a heart attack.
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I thought you were up!
It's 7:10!
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What?
It's 7:10!
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No.
It's 7:10.
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Stop it.
It's a quarter to 6:00.
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No, it's not!
Yes, it is.
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I set the clock..
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It's 7:10!
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I can't be late
On my first day of school!
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You know what happens to people
Late on their first day?
It's shorter?
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They're called "The late girl."
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Ohh! So dramatic.
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Where's the bathroom?
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We have to go!
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What if there's traffic?!
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Mom!
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I had this all planned.
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I was gonna get up early.
I was gonna get coffee.
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I was gonna take a shower.
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I was gonna pick up my clothes
From the dry cleaners.
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[ sighs ]
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Oh, my god. My clothes.
What?!
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I-I don't have
Any clean clothes.
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It's 7:15.
All my nice things
Were dirty.
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It's 7:16.
Oh, my god!
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I was gonna wear my blue suit
And flippy skirt.
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I look great
In the flippy skirt.
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It's 7:17.
You know what, time lady?
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Go downstairs
And warm up the car?
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That would be really super.
Thank you.
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Just hurry!
Oh, this sucks.
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This sucks!
This sucks!
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It's 7:18.
Oh, for the love of god!!
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[ sighs ]
This is the last time
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I buy anything
Just because it's furry.
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It's 7--
Don't even think
Of finishing that sentence.
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[ sighs ]
What?!
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Nothing. Didn't know
The rodeo was in town.
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Alright, that's it.
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I'm bringing
The baby pictures.
No! I'm sorry.
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I love the rodeo.
The rodeo rules.
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* I don't know
How to say goodbye to you *
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* I'm not good at things
That I don't want to do *
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* should I pretend
That I don't care *
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* you don't feel
What I feel is there *
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* I don't know
How to say goodbye *
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* I don't know
How to say goodbye to you *
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* ohh ohh ohh *
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* ah ah ahh **
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I remember
It being smaller.
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Yeah. And less...
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...Off with their heads.
Yeah.
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What are you looking at?
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I'm just trying to see
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If there's a hunchback
Up in that bell tower.
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So, how do I look?
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[ sighs ]
You look great.
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Really?
Really.
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You are an amazing kid.
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You have earned this.
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You just go in there
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And show them
What smart really is.
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I love you.
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Call me if you need me.
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You're kidding, right?
No!
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Call me
If you need anything.
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I'm great
At making up dirty cheers.
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You have to go in with me.
Rory, come on.
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You have to meet
The headmaster.
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Well, look at me.
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I can't meet anybody
Who does anything in there.
Mom.
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I look like that chick
From "The dukes of hazzard."
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This is my first day.
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You are not getting out
Of going in there with me.
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Good morning.
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Oh, well, we're gonna be
Best friends.
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So, where do we go?
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Uh, the ambroise building.
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Which is...
The big, scary one.
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Oh, great.
Thanks for the input.
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Lost?
Oh. Yeah.
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We're looking for
The headmaster's office,
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The ambroise building?
Ah. Okay.
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Well, this is it
Right here.
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Go inside, down the stairs,
Make a left,
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And the headmaster's office
Is at the end of the hall.
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Great. Thank you.
You're welcome.
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I'm ian jack.
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My daughter julia
Goes to school here.
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Hi. I'm lorelai gilmore.
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This is my daughter,
Rory.
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Your daughter? Really?
Yep.
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Wow, that's great.
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Uh... I mean, daughters
Are a great thing.
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We're big fans.
[ laughing ] Yeah.
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So, is your husband here?
I'd love to meet him.
I'm not married.
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I'd love to meet
Your wife, though.
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I'm divorced.
Shame.
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Excuse me. I really got to --
Right.
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We gotta go meet the big guy.
And I gotta get to work.
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Where do you work?
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At an inn.
The independence inn.
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I run it.
Really?
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In a different outfit,
Of course.
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It was nice to meet you,
Lorelai.
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Good luck in school, rory.
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I'll tell julia
To look out for you.
Great. Thanks.
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See you.
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What a nice, nice man.
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You're feeling pretty good
About yourself right now?
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Yeah.
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You want me
To get you a mirror?
I'm back. Let's go.
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[ sarcastically ]
Oh, good. More big stuff.
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Turn left.
Oh.
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* ah la la la ah la la *
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* ah la la ahhh *
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* ah ah *
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* ah ahhh *
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* ah la lala ah la la *
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* ah la ah ah ah **
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You ready?
No.
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You ready?
Yes.
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[ clears throat ]
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Um...Excuse me.
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Oh! How -- wow.
Hi.
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I-I'm lorelai gilmore.
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This is my daughter,
Lorelai gilmore.
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I named her after me.
I was in the hospital
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All whacked out on demerol.
Never mind.
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B-b-but we call her "Rory."
It's short for lorelai.
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She'll answer to either one
Or even "Hey, you,"
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Depending on the --
Is the headmaster here?
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One moment.
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See. That's what happens
When you go to bed
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With your makeup on.
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[ sighs ]
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Headmaster charleston
Will see you now.
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[ clears throat ]
Great. Great. Thanks.
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Ms. Gilmore,
I'm headmaster charleston.
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Hi. Wow.
It's really nice to meet --
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Mom.
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Um, ex--
What are you doing here?
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I came to wish
My granddaughter luck
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On her first day of school.
But --
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Rory, you look wonderful
In that uniform!
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You didn't have to come
All the way here, mom.
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This gave me a chance
To make sure that hanlin here
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Takes good care of rory.
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You're hanlin.
Hanlin charleston.
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Hanlin's wife and I
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Are on the symphony fundraising
Committee together.
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Wow. That's great.
Your father and I
Are golf rivals.
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We're still fighting it out
To see which one is worse.
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Oh, yes.
We're all old friends.
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Well, there's nothing
Like friends...
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Especially if they're old.
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Ones.
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Would you like to take off
Your coat and have a seat?
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No, I'm fine.
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I'm afraid
They were a little overzealous
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With the furnace this morning.
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It's quite warm in here.
I like it warm.
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Lorelai, take off your coat
And sit down.
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You don't want hanlin
To think you're rude.
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[ exhales ]
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Laundry day.
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Hanlin, did you know that rory
Has a 4.0 grade average?
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I'm sure he does, mom.
This is a very special girl.
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You take good care of her.
We'll do our best, emily.
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Oh, god! Rory's not
Gonna be a problem.
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She's totally low-maintenance.
You know, like a honda.
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00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,107
[ laughing ] You know.
They're just easy, just...
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Nice office.
Well, I don't think
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We should take up any more
Of your precious time.
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It was lovely to see you.
Give bitty our love.
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Tell richard I'll see him
At the club sunday.
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Have a wonderful day, rory.
I want to hear all about it.
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Do you need a ride
Or is your horse parked outside?
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Lorelai:
It's so nice to meet you.
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Have a great day.
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Oh, you don't want
To forget your coat.
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Oh. No...'cause that
Would be embarrassing.
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How do you leave the house
Looking like that?
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It wasn't planned.
On rory's first day of school.
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What kind of an impression
Did you think you'd make?
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Why are you here, mother?
I came to put in
A good word for rory.
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She didn't need
A good word.
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I'm not allowed here,
Is that it?
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I didn't say that.
I'm paying for it.
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But can't set foot
On the premises.
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I just want to get
The rules straight.
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How about the street?
Can I drive down the street?
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Maybe I should just avoid
This neighborhood altogether.
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Although my doctor
Is right down the block.
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Maybe I can get special
Permission if I'm bleeding.
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I'm sorry. I was just
Surprised to see you here.
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I thought it was important
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For this school to know
They had a gilmore amongst them.
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A very good thought.
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And that some gilmores
Actually own clothing.
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On that note, I have to get to
Work. I'll see you later.
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Dinner, friday night.
No spurs, please.
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Uhhh!
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You're obviously
A bright girl, miss gilmore.
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Thank you.
Good grades.
Teachers like you.
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Not a lot
Of social activities, though.
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Oh, well, just living
At stars hollow
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Is kind of a social activity,
Actually.
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Nothing in your school
Appealed to you?
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I work at my mother's inn
After school sometimes.
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I was in the german club
For a while,
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But there were
Only three of us.
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00:11:57,084 --> 00:12:00,253
Then two left after seeing
"Schindler's list."
248
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,356
What are your aspirations?
I want to go to harvard
249
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,358
To study journalism
And political science.
250
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,595
On your way to being...
Christiane amanpour.
251
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,764
Really?
Yes.
252
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,766
Not cokie roberts?
No.
253
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,301
Not oprah, rosie,
254
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:18,872
Or one of the women
From "The view"?
No.
255
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,008
Why do you wish to be
Christiane amanpour?
256
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,976
I don't wish to be her,
Exactly.
257
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,212
I just want to do
What she does.
258
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,346
Which is?
259
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,050
Travel, see the world
Up close,
260
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,052
Report on
What's really going on,
261
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,553
Be a part of something big.
262
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:37,024
And to be part of something big
You have to be on tv?
263
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,259
Why not lead the police
On a high-speed chase?
264
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,294
It's a quicker way
To achieve this goal.
265
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,930
It's not about
Being on tv...
266
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,364
Maybe I'll be a journalist
267
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,467
And write books or articles
About what I see.
268
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:51,371
I just want to be sure
That I see -- something.
269
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,809
You'll notice
The debating team's
270
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,878
Also missing
From my resume.
271
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,317
I've known your grandparents
For quite some time.
I know.
272
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,754
I was at a party
At their house last week
273
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:11,658
Where I had the most delicious
Lobster puffs I've ever eaten.
274
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:15,428
I'm very fond of them.
That's nice.
275
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,498
None of this, however,
Will be of any benefit to you.
276
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,868
Chilton has one of the highest
Academic standards
277
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,669
Of any school in america.
278
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,305
You may have been the smartest
Girl at stars hollow,
279
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,940
But this
Is a different place.
280
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,342
The pressures are greater,
The rules are stricter,
281
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,278
And the expectations
Are higher.
282
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,313
If you make it through,
You'll have received
283
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,683
One of the finest educations
And there should be no reason
284
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,019
Not to achieve
All your goals.
285
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,854
However, since
You are starting late
286
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,323
And are not used
To this atmosphere,
287
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,059
There is a good chance
You will fail.
288
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,898
That is fine.
Failure's a part of life...
289
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,533
But not a part of chilton.
290
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,335
Understand?
291
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,007
So you liked
The lobster puffs, huh?
292
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,344
Take this to miss james
293
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,613
In the administration office
Across the hall.
294
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,533
Hi. I'm looking
For miss james.
295
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:27,800
Name?
296
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,003
Lorelai gilmore.
297
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,871
But I go by "Rory."
298
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,106
Fill this out, please.
299
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,921
Well?
Shut up.
300
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,289
Hurry, please.
Spiders.
301
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,558
"Lorelai gilmore."
Nice stripper name.
302
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,860
"Of stars hollow high school."
Where's that?
303
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:58,198
Drive west, make a left at the
Haystacks and follow the cows.
A dixie chick.
304
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,433
"Perfect attendance.
4.0 grade point average."
305
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,103
Bugs, dirt, twigs.
She's a journalism major.
306
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,472
She's gonna go out
For the school paper.
307
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,007
Not necessarily.
308
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,841
She's got a thousand
Recommendations in here.
309
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,678
Popular with the adults and
Going out for the school paper?
310
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,514
You don't know she's going out
For the paper. Quite down.
311
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,349
I hate nature.
She'll never catch up.
312
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,451
She's a month behind.
You can tutor her.
313
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,520
Be like a big sister.
You're funny.
314
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,322
Okay, lizard, goodbye.
315
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,557
Why are they letting
All these extra people in?
316
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,994
They take up space
And screw up the curve.
317
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,795
We don't need
New kids here.
318
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,130
Too late.
319
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,335
James: here's the dining room,
The science room.
320
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:38,338
Here's your locker number,
Here's your schedule.
321
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,174
Here's the rules of the school
And the chilton honor code.
322
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,210
Here are the words
To the school song,
323
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,978
Which must be recited
Upon demand.
324
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,546
This can happen anyplace,
Anytime.
325
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,182
If you do it in latin,
You get extra credit.
326
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,152
Do you have any questions?
Uh, not at the moment.
327
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,586
If you do,
Make an appointment
328
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,455
To see your counselor,
Mr. Winters.
329
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,924
He handles everything
But bulimia and pregnancy.
330
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:01,594
For that, you have to go
To the nurse or coach rubens.
331
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,096
Welcome to chilton.
332
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,333
[ instrumental music ]
333
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,406
I had the longest
Day of my life.
334
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,542
And it's only 10:00.
There's no coffee.
335
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,777
That's not funny.
I can give you herbal tea.
336
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:21,181
This is not a tea morning.
This is a coffee morning.
337
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,150
Every morning for you is.
338
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,286
This is a jumbo coffee morning.
Coffee in an I.V.
339
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,987
Tea and
A balance bar.
340
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,257
Please, please, please
Tell me you're kidding.
341
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,192
I'm kidding.
You're sick.
342
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,827
Yep.
You're a sadist, a fiend!
343
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,629
You're pretty.
For here or to go?
344
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,966
To go, please.
You know what this does
To your nervous system?
345
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:43,270
Do you have a chart?
Because I love charts.
Forget it.
346
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,639
What happened this morning
That was so awful?
347
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,275
Rory started chilton.
348
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,043
Really?
Yeah.
349
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,880
What?
That's how you dressed
To take rory to chilton?
350
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,649
That's a fancy school.
My clothes were
At the cleaners.
351
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,319
The fuzzy clock,
Didn't purr on time.
352
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,289
It didn't purr?
It's fuzzy. It purrs.
353
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,557
You know what?
Never mind. I gotta go.
354
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,059
I had a plan, damn it.
355
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,161
Me too. Next time
You're getting tea.
356
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:19,038
Visualize, ladies.
It's a thanksgiving day parade.
357
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,707
You're standing on 5th avenue.
358
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,744
There's 100 beautiful boys
Marching in place behind you,
359
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,079
And there you are.
360
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,580
You are out in front
361
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,483
With your fabulous legs
And your perfect tush.
362
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,754
Your baton is on fire
And the crowd goes nuts!
363
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,689
Okay. Cookie time.
364
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,293
Lorelai, hi.
Hey, patty.
365
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,595
Isn't today rory's first day
At chilton?
366
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,265
Oh, yeah, she's there now.
I just dropped her off.
367
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,599
Is that what you wore?
368
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,068
Oh, look at the time.
See you, patty.
369
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,403
Bye.
Bye.
370
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,241
Ooh! Ladies, what do I see?
Naked girls.
371
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,309
No, no,
Keep those leotards on.
372
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,411
This is not brazil.
373
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,715
[ instrumental music ]
374
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,502
[ telephone ringing ]
375
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,843
[ ringing continues ]
376
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,815
[ ringing continues ]
377
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,990
Hello?
Lorelai?
378
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,558
Mom?
Lorelai, good.
379
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,093
I'm going shopping
This afternoon,
380
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,129
I thought I'd pick up
Few things for rory.
Like what?
381
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,432
A couple of extra skirts
And tops for school.
382
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,467
Okay. I already took care
Of that, mom.
383
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,003
I got her skirts
And some tops.
384
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,838
There are five days
In a school week.
385
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,308
Are you sure? My "Days
Of the week" underwear
386
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,543
Only go to thursday.
Is that a joke?
387
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,112
Two skirts are fine.
I never know with you.
388
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,249
Don't bother.
What if she gets one dirty?
389
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,083
Well, then, she'll wear
The other one.
390
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,719
What if she gets them both
Dirty?
391
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,954
We'll use this newfangled thing
Called a washing machine.
392
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,790
The town chipped in and bought
One. My turns tuesday.
393
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,192
What about socks?
394
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,093
Chilton has
These special logo socks.
395
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,829
Rory should have them.
Mom, please.
396
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,332
And what about
The school sweater?
397
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,367
And there's a sweater vest
And the book bag.
398
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,703
Are you getting a cut
Of the merchandising?
Rory should have these.
399
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,540
She'll be the only one
Who doesn't.
She'll live.
400
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,608
I'm at least getting her
The chilton coat.
401
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,345
Is she a size 6?
Mom, please.
402
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,680
This is a simple question,
Lorelai.
403
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,716
She's a 6, but I'd get an 8
If she grows.
404
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,618
If she grows, I'll buy another.
Okay.
405
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,721
Well, then, a 6 is great.
I gotta go, mom. Bye.
406
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,024
And while french culture
Was the dominant
407
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,761
Outside cultural influence,
Especially for russia's
408
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:58,298
Moneyed class, english culture
Also had its impact.
409
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,967
Tolstoy's favorite author,
For instance, was...
410
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,735
Dickens.
Yes.
411
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,937
And last week,
We covered dostoevski's
412
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,906
Main authorial influences.
413
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,808
Yep.
George sand and balzac.
414
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,411
Good.
As tolstoy commenced writing
415
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,513
Both "War and peace"
And "Anna karenina,"
416
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,482
Count leo would turn to...
417
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,949
"David copperfield."
Correct.
418
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,686
He'd turn to "David copperfield"
For inspiration.
419
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,922
Ah, mr. Dugray.
420
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,325
Sir.
Nice to have you back.
421
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,959
I hope your grandfather's
Better.
422
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,160
Much better, sir.
423
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,762
Good. Take your seat,
Please.
424
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,166
"Great expectations,"
"A tale of two cities,"
425
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,468
"Little dorrit" --
426
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,705
All major influences
On leo tolstoy.
427
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,542
Who's that?
New girl.
428
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:46,313
...Of these two literary
Masters, tolstoy and dickens.
429
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,348
Class dismissed.
430
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:54,487
Looks like we got ourselves
A mary.
431
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:57,557
Miss, uh, gilmore, could you
Come up here please?
432
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,693
These are
Last week's study materials.
433
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,662
There'll be a test on them
Tomorrow,
434
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,665
But since you're new, you can
Take a makeup on monday.
435
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,600
Will that be
Sufficient time?
436
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,636
Monday?
Sure, that's fine.
437
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,739
That's just an overview.
It will be very helpful to you
438
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,507
To borrow another
Student's personal notes.
439
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,009
They tend
To be more detailed.
440
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,545
More detailed than this?
441
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,147
It seems daunting
Right now, I know.
442
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:24,517
No, no. It's okay.
It'll be fine.
443
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,019
Remember to get those notes.
They'll be a lifesaver.
444
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,057
Oh.
I'm paris.
445
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,359
I didn't see you there.
446
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,927
Where'd you come from?
I know who you are, too.
447
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:38,665
Lorelai gilmore
From stars hollow.
You can call me rory.
448
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,100
Are you going out
For "The franklin"?
The what?
449
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,635
Nice innocent act.
450
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,572
At least I know you're not
Going out for drama club.
451
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,507
"The franklin" --
The school paper --
452
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,008
Are you going out for it?
453
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,578
I don't know.
I've to find my locker first.
454
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,045
I'm gonna be editor
Next year.
455
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,715
Well, good for you.
I'm also top of the class,
456
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:58,284
And I intend to be
Valedictorian when I graduate.
457
00:21:58,351 --> 00:21:59,752
Okay. I'm going now.
458
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,254
You'll never catch up.
You'll never beat me.
459
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,525
This school is my domain,
And "The franklin" is my domain.
460
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,794
And don't you
Ever forget that.
461
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,600
I guess you're not gonna let me
Borrow your notes, huh?
462
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,976
They're smaller
Than the last batch.
463
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,778
No, they're not.
464
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,347
Smaller means watery.
No good peach taste.
465
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,049
No, there's plenty
Of peach taste
466
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:33,085
Being as they're,
You know, peaches.
467
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,521
And the ones
On the bottom?
468
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,824
Oh, great.
Be sure to check them all.
469
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,025
That's it.
470
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,461
Give every one of them
A nice good squeeze.
471
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,295
You wouldn't want
To leave me one
472
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,131
That I could sell
To somebody else.
473
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,433
Wait!
You missed one.
474
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,401
I'll tell you
Which one it is.
475
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,202
I'll let your
Impeccably good radar --
476
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:52,672
There it is!
You got it!
477
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:53,940
Okay.
478
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,876
I look great, right?
Yes.
479
00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:59,679
Yes. This is how
I was supposed to look.
480
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,448
Good morning, jackson.
Oh my god!
481
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:02,849
Today was rory's first day.
482
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,651
I was supposed to look fabulous
483
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,886
And not like being up
All night playing quarters.
484
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:09,321
Nobody cares how you looked.
Everybody cared.
485
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,923
Who?
The other moms,
486
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,826
The headmaster,
My mom, luke, miss patty,
487
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,563
The new fire chief
With the tiny head.
488
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:17,897
Taste this.
489
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:21,033
Hmm. A little watery.
490
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,735
Oh! Now, you planned this.
491
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,637
Did you say something
About your mother?
492
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:27,373
Oh, yeah. I walked
Into the headmaster's office,
493
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,709
And there she was.
Really? Why?
494
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:32,945
She knew I'd wake up late
And humiliate myself.
495
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,048
Wow, she's good.
She's the best.
496
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,618
Oh, I would love to know
What you're doing.
497
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,352
They're rolling
Differently, too.
498
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,522
Because of the extra water.
Exactly.
499
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,256
Makes perfect sense.
500
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,492
I would ignore those women,
501
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:46,993
Because the only thing
That matters
502
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:49,596
Is that rory got in
To that great school.
503
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:52,131
I know. She looked
So amazing in her uniform.
504
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:53,566
She was so excited.
505
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:57,203
I just admire her so much,
Jumping into a new school.
506
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,671
She's my hero.
Mine too.
507
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,272
Oh, yeah,
Sign me up.
508
00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:02,809
Sookie, the peaches,
Please.
509
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:04,844
[ french accent ]
Excuse me.
510
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,879
There's a phone call for you.
511
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:10,717
If I'm fetching like a dog,
I'd like a cookie and a raise.
512
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,519
Thanks for the peach.
513
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,124
This will be
Absolutely wonderful.
514
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,959
There are supposed to be
Darling shops
515
00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:22,729
All up and down this street.
Oh, excuse me, sir.
516
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,565
Can you tell me where we can
Find the best antiques?
517
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,534
At your house. I'd guess.
518
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,638
Mom, did I give you this number?
I don't remember.
519
00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:34,774
Yeah, well, I must be losing
My mind. What can I, uh...
520
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,877
I'm sorry, mom. Can you hold on
One second? Um, drella...
521
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:41,013
Could you just take it down
Just a notch?
522
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,014
Thanks.
523
00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:44,050
Okay, I'm back.
I wanted you to know
524
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:47,053
That I bought a parking
Space for rory at chilton.
525
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,556
You what?
They are very hard to come by.
526
00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:51,724
Pulled a few strings
And it's all hers.
527
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,693
Mom, rory doesn't have a car.
No.
528
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,361
She's got
A birthday coming up soon.
529
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,630
[ drella playing loudly ]
Okay, hold on a second.
530
00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:00,132
Um, drella. Drella!
531
00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:01,701
Please! A little softer.
532
00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:04,737
Do I look like I got
Panasonic stamped on my ass?
533
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,941
Mom, you are not buying
Rory a car.
Why not?
534
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,643
She's a smart girl.
She's responsible.
535
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:11,878
She doesn't need one.
536
00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:14,346
She needs to have a way
To get to school.
537
00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:17,684
She's taking the bus.
I hate that she takes the bus.
538
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:20,653
Drug dealers take the bus.
Mom, I gotta go.
539
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,222
Fine. We'll discuss this
At a later date.
540
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,824
Okay. Bye.
541
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:28,728
[ plays softer ]
542
00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:33,265
Hey, mary.
543
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,300
Hey, mary.
544
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,002
Me?
Yeah, you.
545
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,369
My name is rory.
546
00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:39,271
I'm tristin.
Hi.
547
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:41,373
So, you new?
Yeah. First day.
548
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,409
Remmy's class is rough.
549
00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:44,944
Yeah, it seemed very intense.
550
00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:47,647
I could loan you my notes
If that would help.
551
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,982
Really? That'd be great.
Yeah?
552
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:53,085
How great?
553
00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:54,486
I don't know.
554
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,056
Mr. Remmy said that getting
Someone's notes would be --
555
00:25:57,123 --> 00:26:00,192
I could even help you study,
If you want.
556
00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:05,197
Um, I kind of view studying
As a solitary activity.
557
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:06,733
But thanks.
558
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,035
Bye, mary.
559
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,904
It's rory.
560
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,043
Lorelai:
I completely understand.
Oh, do you?
561
00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:19,345
Because this is a brand-new car.
But I swear --
562
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,615
He brings the car up,
It's scratched!
I just backed the car up.
563
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:26,085
I'd know my car was scratched
Before I parked it or not!
564
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,720
Let's calm down.
565
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:29,956
Why don't I have your car
Looked at tomorrow?
566
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:32,692
I'm sure we can find a way
To resolve this.
567
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,126
Uh, no --
In the meantime,
568
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:37,163
I would love for you
To have lunch here, on me.
569
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:38,430
Dessert is a must.
570
00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:40,800
Anything with our homemade
Ice cream is delicious.
571
00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:44,671
Life as you know it will never
Be the same. What do you say?
572
00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:48,340
I think I will.
573
00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:50,677
Thank you.
Thank you.
574
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:54,013
Lorelai, I swear --
I didn't scratch his car.
Derek --
575
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,584
If I was unreliable
Or a bad driver --
It's okay.
576
00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:00,720
'cause I can drive.
577
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,354
Oh, sweetie,
I am sure you can.
578
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,590
We'll just take it
Over to musky's tomorrow.
579
00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:06,025
They'll have a look at it.
580
00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:09,061
I'm sure they can buff it out
For nothing, okay?
581
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,663
Okay.
582
00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:15,167
That's a real nice outfit
You're wearing today.
583
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:16,368
Thank you, derek.
584
00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:22,641
Once again your faithful pooch
Is here to say,
585
00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:24,777
"Someone needs
To talk with you."
586
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:28,014
It's not my mother, is it?
It's possible.
587
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,349
It's possible?
There's a resemblance.
588
00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:34,053
Hi.
Hi. Is this a bad time?
589
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,723
No, not at all.
What are you doing here?
590
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:38,357
Well, I had to meet
An associate.
591
00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:42,394
And he was coming up
From new york, why not here?
592
00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,030
Good. Enjoy your lunch.
593
00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:45,631
Thanks. I will.
Okay.
594
00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,233
I was also wondering
595
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:50,002
If maybe I could take you
Out to dinner sometime.
596
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:52,371
We're a little food-obsessed,
Aren't we?
597
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:55,641
It's the company more than
The food that interests me.
598
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,676
I'm flattered.
Is that a yes?
599
00:27:57,744 --> 00:28:01,480
That's a...You're a dad.
And you're a mom.
600
00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:05,084
Although, I'm still finding that
Really hard to believe.
601
00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:07,754
No, I mean,
You're a chilton dad.
602
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:11,123
Ooh, that sounds bad.
Not bad, just tricky.
603
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,559
Rory just started
And I should let her
604
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,294
Fall in with the bad crowd
605
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:19,365
Before I hook up with the p.T.A.
I'm not on the p.T.A.
606
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,668
See? I can't date
Anybody not on the p.T.A.
607
00:28:22,735 --> 00:28:25,237
It's just a casual dinner.
Sorry.
608
00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:31,010
Okay.
I'll tell you what --
609
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:33,245
I'm going to china for a week
On business.
610
00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:35,748
When I get back,
I'm gonna try again.
611
00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:38,751
China. Wow.
Impressed?
612
00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:40,753
No. Rome, I'd be impressed.
613
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:43,055
China, I'm just,
"China. Wow."
614
00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:45,691
Okay.
615
00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,760
Lorelai gilmore,
General manager,
616
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,829
I'll talk to you soon.
617
00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,831
Have a safe trip.
I will.
618
00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:59,305
He does that so well.
619
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,173
You are making me sick.
620
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,710
Aw, now, honey, you try it.
I'll watch you walk away, too.
621
00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:06,846
Stop it.
Go on now, walk.
622
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:09,248
It can't be that bad.
Leave me alone.
623
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:12,451
No. You have to do it
With a little more attitude.
624
00:29:12,518 --> 00:29:14,586
Make me think you mean it!
625
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:17,189
[ playing music ]
626
00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:30,402
That's lunch.
627
00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:53,059
I'm sorry,
But you're going to open.
628
00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:01,600
Oh, no.
I am so sorry.
629
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:03,702
Paris, please.
I am so sorry.
630
00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:04,937
It was an accident.
631
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:06,805
My locker --
It just slipped.
632
00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:08,107
I pulled too hard.
633
00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:09,741
I didn't mean to --
634
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,011
Is there water
In that moat?
635
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,146
Get away from me.
636
00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:23,355
Excuse me,
I need mrs. Ness, history?
637
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:24,823
It's behind you.
638
00:30:26,525 --> 00:30:28,527
Of course it is.
639
00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:35,968
Oh, you've got
To be kidding me.
640
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,539
Seats now, please.
641
00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:42,108
Hey, mary.
642
00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,312
Okay.
643
00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:49,081
We left our projects off
On friday with mr. Gaynor.
644
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:52,018
So today we will pick up
With miss geller.
645
00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,488
I don't have my project.
Miss geller...
646
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:59,091
Did you have time
To complete your project?
647
00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:01,827
Yes.
And yet you don't have it done?
648
00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:03,662
No.
Alright.
649
00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:05,831
You will receive an incomplete.
650
00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:08,034
It's my fault.
Who are you?
651
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:10,502
Rory gilmore. I wrecked
Her project.
Shut up.
652
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:14,806
I don't have a rory gilmore.
I have a lorelai gilmore.
653
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:18,744
That's me.
You are rory
And lorelai gilmore?
654
00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:21,580
Yes, and I wrecked her project.
My locker got stuck.
655
00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:22,982
Just stay out of this.
656
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,883
Do you go by rory or lorelai?
657
00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:27,219
Whatever.
It's not her fault.
658
00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:29,188
I need you to pick one.
659
00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:31,690
One what?
One name.
660
00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:34,160
Rory.
Fine. Thank you.
661
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,863
Rory, you wrecked
Paris' project when?
662
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:39,731
Just before class.
663
00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:42,001
Very convenient.
No, I did.
664
00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:44,803
My locker got stuck --
Stop it!
665
00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:47,673
Miss gilmore, since you say you
Wrecked miss geller's project,
666
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,908
You may help her fix it.
667
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,810
You have until tomorrow.
668
00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:53,279
Fine.
No.
669
00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:55,147
Why not?
I don't want your help!
670
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,950
But I don't mind.
Just stay out of this!
671
00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,918
What's wrong?
I'm trying to help you.
672
00:31:59,986 --> 00:32:03,155
Well, don't.
Ladies, enough.
673
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,491
Miss geller, if you don't want
Miss gilmore's help,
674
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:07,159
Then you may have
Until tomorrow.
675
00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:10,096
If it's not done, you will
Receive an incomplete.
676
00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:13,332
Is that understood?
677
00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:14,566
Yes.
678
00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,803
As long as you're standing --
679
00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:20,239
Class, we have a new student.
680
00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:22,041
Say hello to rory gilmore.
681
00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:24,376
Hi, rory.
Hello, mary!
682
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,320
Walk smooth.
That's the new harry potter.
683
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:36,288
If they should drop,
Harry will die,
684
00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:37,923
And there won't be
Any more books.
685
00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:41,160
Now, that's how you should've
Dressed this morning, missy.
686
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,566
What are you doing here?
687
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,401
See? Now, that's why
You were voted
688
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,037
Mr. Personality
Of the new millennium.
689
00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:52,571
Where's your crown?
690
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:55,807
I just mean you don't
Usually come in at this time.
691
00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:58,310
I have to pick up rory
From school.
692
00:32:58,377 --> 00:32:59,845
Thank you.
You're welcome.
693
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:02,281
No lectures?
My blood sugar's low.
694
00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:04,716
I'll eat an apple
And get back to you.
695
00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:09,921
God, this has been one hectic
Bizzaro day for me.
696
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,357
This morning
With the being late,
697
00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:12,791
And my mother
With her existing.
698
00:33:12,858 --> 00:33:15,127
Oh, and this father,
This father from chilton,
699
00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:17,563
He drove out
All the way from hartford
700
00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:19,598
Just to ask me out.
701
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,167
Really? Are you going?
702
00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:23,935
No. He's got a kid in school
With rory.
703
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,105
The whole thing seemed
A little weird.
704
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:29,508
Good.
Good?
705
00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:32,744
Yeah, I think it's good
That you turned him down.
706
00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:34,113
Okay.
707
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,682
I mean,
He's probably old, right?
Old?
708
00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:39,418
He's got a kid in high school.
So do I.
709
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,253
You were young
When you had rory.
710
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,022
Most people aren't that young.
Most people are...
711
00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:45,457
Old.
Yeah.
712
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,994
Like this guy
Who asked me out.
713
00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:51,197
But you're not going.
714
00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:54,200
No...I'm not going.
715
00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,572
[ cellular phone rings ]
Oh, that's me.
716
00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:05,811
Hello.
Hi, babette.
717
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:10,182
What? Okay.
718
00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:13,051
No, no, I'll be right there.
Thanks.
719
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:15,521
Um, I have to go.
720
00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:18,224
Keep it.
I gave you decaf.
721
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:35,641
Hey.
Oh, lorelai, I'm so sorry
I had to call you like this.
722
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,843
That's okay, babette.
I appreciate it.
723
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,379
Suddenly, they pull up,
Get out of the truck,
724
00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:42,781
And start sniffing around.
It's very strange.
725
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:45,417
I'll go talk to them.
Tell her about the gnome.
726
00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,052
They kicked a gnome...
What?
727
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:48,887
Right in the head.
That's just not cool.
728
00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:52,424
I'm very sorry.
Is the gnome okay?
He's fine, sugar.
729
00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:55,161
Thanks for asking. But I
Wouldn't trust these boys.
730
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:58,164
Gnome-kicking says a lot
About a man's character.
731
00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:00,599
Yes. Well, I'm gonna go
Take care of this.
732
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:01,800
Thanks.
733
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:06,438
Hey!
734
00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:08,073
Um, what are you doing?
735
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:09,641
You live here?
Yes I do.
736
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,344
I'm supposed to install
A dsl for a lorelai gilmore.
737
00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:13,879
Is that you?
Yes, that's me --
738
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,515
I'm mick.
Hi, mick.
Could you get off my porch?
739
00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:18,550
I was told that
You wouldn't be here,
740
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,786
But to look for
A frog with a key.
741
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,755
We can't find the frog.
It wasn't my order..
742
00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:26,625
The order was placed by
An...Emily gilmore.
743
00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:29,094
Oh, no!
We would've been done.
744
00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:32,130
But the frog search
Put us way behind.
Well, look --
745
00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:34,500
Hey, mick, found it.
You found the frog?
746
00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:36,335
Wasn't a frog.
It was a turtle.
747
00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:38,170
It says here, frog.
It's a turtle.
748
00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:39,638
Really?
Trust me.
749
00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:42,174
I'm gonna have to cancel
That dsl order.
750
00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:43,809
You sure?
It's already paid for.
751
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:45,311
Yeah, I know, but, uh
752
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:47,479
We don't need one,
So thanks for coming,
753
00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:49,448
And you guys can just go.
754
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,551
Is there a problem?
755
00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:55,387
Oh, nothing shakespeare couldn't
Turn into a really good play.
756
00:35:57,055 --> 00:35:58,257
[ groans ]
757
00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:01,860
Ness: let's try another passage.
758
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:04,530
The romanists have,
With great adroitness,
759
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:06,932
Drawn three walls
Around themselves
760
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:10,336
With which they have hitherto
Protected themselves,
761
00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:12,838
So that no one
Could reform them,
762
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:16,342
Whereby christendom
Has fallen terribly.
763
00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:18,410
Who said this?
764
00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:21,179
Martin luther.
Very good, miss gilmore.
765
00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:25,050
And what year did martin luther
Address the christian nobility?
766
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,886
1520.
Very good, miss gilmore.
767
00:36:29,054 --> 00:36:30,689
Until next time, class.
768
00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:38,597
Stay out of my way.
769
00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:41,933
I will make this school
A living hell for you.
770
00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:46,204
See you tomorrow, mary.
771
00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:49,341
The name is rory.
772
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,753
Can I help you?
773
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:02,788
God, I wish.
774
00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:06,925
What on earth?
775
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:08,760
You're not buying us
A dsl.
776
00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,562
Lorelai, this is hardly
The place.
777
00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:12,631
I canceled the order,
And it's not happening.
778
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:14,866
But rory needs the internet
For her school.
779
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,268
We have the internet.
780
00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,970
This is faster.
We like our internet slow.
781
00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:22,073
We can turn it on, walk around,
Dance, make a sandwich.
782
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,710
With dsl, there's no dancing,
No walking, and we'd starve.
783
00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:28,547
It'd be all work and no play.
Have you not seen "The shining"?
784
00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,382
What on earth
Are you talking about?
785
00:37:30,449 --> 00:37:32,751
Also, there will be no cars,
No parking spaces,
786
00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:35,687
And all the uniforms
Will be supplied by me.
787
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,623
That's final.
There will be no discussion.
788
00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:39,458
You're being stubborn,
As usual.
789
00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:42,561
I'm not being stubborn!
I'm being me!
790
00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:45,196
The same person who always
Worked out her own problems
791
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:48,400
And take care of herself,
That's the way I was born!
792
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:51,670
That's how I am!
Florence, I'm dripping.
793
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,905
I appreciate
What you have done for rory
794
00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:55,407
In paying for this school.
795
00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:58,644
That will not be forgotten.
You won't let it.
796
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,412
But she is my daughter.
797
00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:03,382
And I decide how we live,
Not you.
798
00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:12,424
Now, then...Do they validate
Parking here?
799
00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:14,926
There's a stamp at the desk.
800
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:17,496
Thank you.
801
00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:36,715
Mm. Hey, you.
802
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:43,321
So, this whole plaid-skirt
Thing -- my idea?
803
00:38:43,389 --> 00:38:45,691
My day sucked, too.
Promise?
804
00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,593
I swear
On my mother's life.
805
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,861
Not yet.
Still hugging.
806
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,563
[ smooches ]
807
00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:54,099
So, I brought us some coffee.
Boy, I'm shocked.
808
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,501
Triple caps, easy foam.
Wow!
809
00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:56,802
If that doesn't work,
810
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:59,170
We'll stick our fingers
In a light socket.
811
00:38:59,237 --> 00:39:00,439
Come here.
812
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,641
Uh! Wow.
813
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:05,711
What, do they expect you
To get smart all in one day?
814
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:08,714
Oh, they expect
A lot of things.
So, tell me.
815
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:13,351
I don't know. It was just one
Big, long, scary, tweedy,
816
00:39:13,419 --> 00:39:14,986
Bad eight hours.
817
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:17,956
Add some hair spray
And you got my day.
818
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:21,059
One of the girls already
Hates me, the guys are weird.
819
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,327
Weirder than other guys?
820
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,129
Yeah. They kept
Calling me "Mary."
821
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:25,431
You're kidding me.
822
00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:28,967
Wow. I can't believe
They still say that.
823
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,436
Why? What does it mean?
824
00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,604
Mary! Like virgin mary.
825
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:35,040
It means they think you look
Like a goody-goody.
826
00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:36,608
You're kidding.
No.
827
00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:39,711
What would they have called me
If I looked like a slut?
828
00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:42,614
Well, they might have added
A "Magdalene" to it.
829
00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:45,917
Wow. Biblical insults.
This is an advanced school.
830
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,554
[ engine turns over ]
831
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:54,159
It was so weird not having you
In school today.
832
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,795
I mean, I finally noticed
Some of the other kids.
833
00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:59,097
Let me just say,
They are a sad lot.
834
00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:01,066
Yeah, well,
Add a couple plaid skirts
835
00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:03,535
And you've got
The chilton freaks.
836
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:07,172
I totally miss you.
I miss you.
837
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,040
Hey, guys,
I have an idea.
838
00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:10,842
What about on tuesdays
And thursdays,
839
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,711
When I go for
My business class,
840
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,145
What if lane comes along,
841
00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:15,581
You guys can shop
And study,
842
00:40:15,647 --> 00:40:17,415
And join a cult,
Shave your heads?
843
00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:18,650
Really?
844
00:40:18,717 --> 00:40:20,519
Except the "Shaving
Your heads" part.
845
00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:23,489
Oh, no.
What time is it?
846
00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:24,890
6:30.
847
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:26,291
I'm late for dinner.
848
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:29,027
Again? Lane, your mother
Is gonna kill me
849
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:31,262
For sending you home
Fat and happy.
850
00:40:31,329 --> 00:40:34,766
I'm sorry. But she found a web
Site that sells tofu in bulk.
851
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:36,301
You're kidding, right?
852
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:39,037
Yesterday she went out
And bought a bigger fridge.
853
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,072
Boy, honey,
Your life is scary.
854
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,407
Can I have your crust?
855
00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:44,976
It's the least I can do.
Thanks. Bye.
856
00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:46,011
Bye.
Bye.
857
00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:58,456
A pizza for your thoughts.
858
00:40:58,524 --> 00:41:02,327
I wish I could figure out a way
To get paris off my back.
859
00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:04,863
Yeah. Angry chicks
Are the worst.
860
00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,733
When I was in high school,
I had a paris.
861
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,035
Yeah?
She was horrible.
862
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,537
How'd you get rid of her?
863
00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:13,171
I got pregnant
And dropped out.
864
00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:17,075
What if I learnt
To french braid her hair?
Even better.
865
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:19,745
Sweetie, you can't let
Those kids get you down.
866
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,581
I know.
Should I talk to anybody?
867
00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:26,184
A parent, a teacher,
A big guy named moose?
868
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:28,053
I'll figure it out
For myself.
869
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,120
Okay.
870
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:32,924
What?
871
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:35,060
I was thinking about
How paris' face looked
872
00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:37,495
When I beat her
To that martin luther question.
873
00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:39,798
Good, huh?
14 shades of purple.
874
00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:43,434
Cool.
Tomorrow I'm shooting for 15.
875
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,304
Hey, what do you think
Of luke?
876
00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:50,208
What do you mean?
I mean,
Do you think he's cute?
877
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:52,744
Oh, no. No way.
No way what?
878
00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:53,945
You cannot date luke.
879
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,647
I said nothing
About dating luke.
880
00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:57,482
If you date him,
You'll break up,
881
00:41:57,549 --> 00:41:59,017
And we'll never
Eat there again.
882
00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:02,053
I repeat, I said nothing
About dating luke.
883
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,190
Date al from pancake world.
His food stinks.
884
00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:06,992
I cannot believe
What I'm hearing.
885
00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:10,195
Al's food does not stink.
Al stinks.
886
00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:14,199
* ah ahh *
887
00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:18,036
* ah ahh *
888
00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:21,807
* ah la la la
Ah la la *
889
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:25,176
* ah la la **
890
00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:32,050
[theme music]
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