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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,920 -Coach. -[device] Yes, Frank? 2 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,960 -Where do I go? -[device] Proceed to the hub. 3 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,360 Got ya. 4 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,600 [chattering] 5 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,880 -How will I know who he is? -[device] This is him. 6 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,360 -[Frank] Hi. Oh, oh. -[cutlery clatters] 7 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,400 Sorry. Fork. 8 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,320 -Amy. -No, no, my name's not fork. 9 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,480 -I guessed. It was just-- -It's Frank. 10 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,640 -Do you wanna sit? Shall we sit? -I think it's that or stand. [laughs] 11 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:47,920 [Frank] Come sit, yeah? 12 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,520 Oh, oh! That's, um... I was on that side. 13 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,920 -Oh. Shall I...? -No, no, it doesn't matter. 14 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,640 [Frank laughs] 15 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,640 -[Frank] Why bring it up? -[laughs] 16 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,080 Sorry. I'm so bloody nervous. 17 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:05,560 It's my first time on the, you know, the system. 18 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,680 -Me too. -Oh, really? 19 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,520 Yeah, I'm shitting it, mate. 20 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,120 -Come to mention it, you look terrified. -Do I? 21 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,920 -Yeah, quaking with fear. -Or maybe shaking with revulsion? 22 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,160 At least you stopped... shitting. 23 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,560 Oh! [laughs] 24 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,720 -Are you sure about that? -[both laugh] 25 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,320 [Amy laughs] 26 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,440 -Shall we stop talking about shitting? -Maybe order some food? Good plan. 27 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:28,400 Yeah. OK. 28 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,240 -Do you know how we order? -I think we use these. 29 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,880 -Oh! -[device] Menu choice already established. 30 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,200 -[Frank] Oh. Ta. -[waiter] Here you are, sir. 31 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,400 [waiter] And for you, madam. 32 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,600 Well, evidently I'm a pasta girl. 33 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:43,560 Yeah, I'm a, uh... 34 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,960 -[cutlery clatters] -...fishcake... 35 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,800 [laughs] 36 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,200 -[Amy] Hmm. -[Frank] Mmm. 37 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,200 -It's good. -Can I try some? 38 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,640 Are we... allowed to do that? 39 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,800 Fuck it. 40 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,720 -Yeah, fuck it. -[Amy laughs] 41 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:09,960 -Mm. That is good. -Mm-hmm. 42 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,760 So... we're both first-timers. 43 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:20,760 [Frank] Hmm. 44 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,560 -Shall we check our expiry date? -Yeah, good plan. 45 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:29,080 Yeah? All right, um, so I think it's under "info." 46 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:34,080 Yeah, uh, "tap to reveal." We have to tap to reveal at the same time. 47 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:39,240 -OK. So, on three, two, one. Go. -[devices beep] 48 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,960 -Twelve hours. -Yeah, 12 hours. 49 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,800 -OK. -Bit, um... 50 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,120 -Yeah. -Bit short. 51 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,960 -It is a bit short, isn't it? -Hmm. 52 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,000 Oh. And getting shorter. I didn't realize it would... 53 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,400 sort of count down like that. 54 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,000 It's sort of sad. 55 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,240 Maybe we should eat quickly. 56 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:03,440 -Yeah. Yeah, maybe we should. -The race is on. 57 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,280 -Come on, hurry up. -[laughs] 58 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,800 [Frank] I guess this is us. 59 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,839 And this takes us to the place? 60 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,560 Yeah, suppose so. 61 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,760 -After you. -[Amy] Thank you. [laughs] 62 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,720 [whispers] It's massive. 63 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:13,920 -[Frank] Here we are. -[Amy] Yep. 64 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,080 [Amy] Huh. 65 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,160 [vehicle drives away] 66 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,920 -Do you wanna open it or shall I? -You go ahead. 67 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,160 -All right. -Ha! Too slow. 68 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,960 You're a knob. [laughs] 69 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,200 [door opens] 70 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:44,040 Oh, God. It's a shithole. 71 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,600 -You're kidding. -I am, yeah. 72 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:48,600 [Amy chuckles] 73 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,120 [lounge music plays] 74 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,200 [Amy] Ooh! 75 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:59,080 It's nice. I, uh, like that lamp. 76 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,520 -Yeah, it's incredible, that lamp. -[laughs] Fuck off. 77 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:16,840 [Amy] Hmm. 78 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,840 Right. That's, uh... 79 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:21,920 [exhales] 80 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,200 There's an en suite. 81 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,640 -Shower or bath? -Both. 82 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,680 Ah. That's good. 83 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,680 Uh. Well, I'm... I'm just gonna use the loo. 84 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,800 Yeah, I've got to, uh... over here, so... [clears throat] 85 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:40,840 Yeah. 86 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,520 [Amy clears throat] 87 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,480 OK, seriously, what are we meant to do? 88 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,600 [device] Query too broad. Please narrow. 89 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,360 Well, I mean, are we just meant to... I don't know, like, just go at it? 90 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,760 -[device] Define "go at it." - [scoffs] 91 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:00,960 Fucking hell. 92 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,760 So, are we meant to just have sex with each other? 93 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,960 [device] Participants are not required to take any specific action. 94 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,520 Yeah, but I mean we can, right? 95 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,600 I mean, people do if it's just a short time? 96 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,240 [device] If that's your decision. 97 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,720 -It's up to us? -[device] It's up to you. 98 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:23,640 [exhales] 99 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,680 I could just sleep here. 100 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,760 Don't be daft. You'll be scrunched up in a ball. 101 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,880 [groans] 102 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,920 It's not awful. 103 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,680 The bed's pretty big. I'm sure we could both fit in it. 104 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:44,960 Yeah, OK. 105 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,880 Must have been mental before the system. 106 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,560 How do you mean? 107 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:59,720 Well, people had to do the whole relationship thing themselves, 108 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,960 work out who they wanna be with. 109 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,880 Hmm. Option paralysis. 110 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,840 So many choices, you end up not knowing which one you want. 111 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:11,800 Yeah, exactly, and if things seem shitty, 112 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,440 they'd have to figure out whether they wanted to break up with someone. 113 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,440 How to break up with someone. Fuckin' hell. 114 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:21,160 -Just a nightmare. -It's not like when it's all mapped out. 115 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:24,880 God, no. It's so much simpler when it's all mapped out. 116 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,000 [Frank] Hmm. 117 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,440 -This is weird, though. -It really is. Hmm. 118 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,480 [door opens and closes] 119 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,920 -Well, then. -So... 120 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,840 Thanks for being my first. 121 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,200 -[devices beep] -[Frank] Oh. Yeah. 122 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,960 -[device beeps] -[Amy] Bloody time. 123 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,200 It was great, you know. You were nice. 124 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,080 -[devices beeping] -So were you. 125 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,920 If we had this time again, you would totally get it, by the way. 126 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:48,160 -Oh, you... You bastard. -Sorry. 127 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,600 -You'd get it, too. -Fucked that one up, didn't we? 128 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,840 -Yeah, totally. -[both laugh] 129 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:57,960 [devices chime] 130 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:24,320 I guess I just don't see the point in something that short. Twelve hours. 131 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,440 [device] Even your reaction to a brief encounter 132 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,200 provides the system with valuable information. 133 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,680 [pants] 134 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:34,360 Yeah, well, I didn't even do anything. The system thinks I'm a prude. 135 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,480 [device] The system makes no moral judgments. 136 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:40,000 Yeah, but how do I know she wasn't the perfect match for me? She was... 137 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,880 [device] Your ultimate compatible other has not yet been selected. 138 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,400 Yeah, I know, but it's-- 139 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,120 [device] The system gains insight as each participant progresses 140 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,640 through numerous relationships 141 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:52,680 and uses the gathered data to eventually select an ultimate compatible other. 142 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:56,280 On your pairing day, I know, and it always finds your perfect match. 143 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,840 [device] In 99.8% of cases. 144 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:02,120 But I have to go through loads of relationships to find it. 145 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,160 -[device] That is correct. -Great. 146 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,680 -[strains] -[stone skips four times] 147 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,920 -[device chimes] -What was that? 148 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,760 -[device] Another relationship. -What, already? 149 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,600 -[device chimes] -[Frank] What's this, another one? 150 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,320 [device] That is correct. 151 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,320 [sighs] I'd best go get changed, then. 152 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,720 -[chattering] -[music plays softly] 153 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,480 Holy fuck. Tell me that's him. 154 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:35,440 [device] I cannot confirm identity until a personal introduction is made. 155 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,880 -Hi. -Hi. 156 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,160 -[device] Identity confirmed. -[man clears throat] 157 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,200 -I like your hair. -Yours is good too. 158 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,960 -It's all my own. -[Amy laughs] 159 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,360 It's just funny. 160 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,760 [Amy laughs] 161 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,320 [Frank] Hi. 162 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,240 I'm Frank. 163 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,480 [woman] Hmm. 164 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,200 Nicola. I've been here a while. 165 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,760 Aye, sorry. I was getting changed. 166 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,960 -Really? -You started already? 167 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:21,840 -I was hungry. -Yeah, course, yeah. Sorry. 168 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,800 Come on, let's get it over with. Checking the expiry. 169 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,520 Oh! Yeah, yeah. 170 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,080 [devices beep] 171 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,200 One year. 172 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,720 We've got each other for one year? Could be a mistake. 173 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,360 -Coach, is this a mistake? -[device] This is not a mistake. 174 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,200 Jesus fucking Christ. 175 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,360 There'll be a reason. 176 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,280 [Frank] Thanks. 177 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,800 [clears throat] 178 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,960 [cutlery scrapes on plate] 179 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,360 Look on the bright side. Chicken tikka masala. 180 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:10,960 What? 181 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,720 Chicken tikka mas-- It's a joke. 182 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:20,240 Right. So you're the sort of person that makes jokes. 183 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:22,640 [puts cutlery down] 184 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,000 -OK, so on three. -Two, one. 185 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,040 [devices beep] 186 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,360 Oh. Interesting. 187 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,600 Nine months. 188 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:45,520 Well... cheers. 189 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,480 Cheers. 190 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,720 [exhales loudly] 191 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,000 -[electronic sounds] -[door opens] 192 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,040 [soft jazz playing] 193 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,200 Pretty much the same as my last one. 194 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:10,840 -How many of these have you had? -Relationships? So far? Five. 195 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,240 -[Amy] Oh. [laughs] -I'm an old hand, I suppose. 196 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,880 [Amy clears throat] 197 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,160 Listen, I'm just gonna jump in the shower. 198 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,320 -OK. -Won't be long. 199 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,520 [Amy laughs] 200 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 [soft jazz continues] 201 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,480 [man] Hey. 202 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,120 Hi. 203 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,480 [man] So, listen, if you're OK with it, this is relationship five for me, 204 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,200 and I've found it's best to have sex straight away upfront. 205 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,440 Right, yeah. 206 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,800 Kind of breaks the ice, gives an early overview of compatibility and so on. 207 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,720 Yep. [laughs nervously] 208 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,560 -So I'm consenting to everything now. -[device beeps] 209 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,440 Whenever you feel comfortable doing the same-- 210 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,560 -[device chimes] -[man clears throat] 211 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,760 [panting] 212 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,960 [moaning] 213 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,720 [grunting] 214 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,080 Tikka masala. Just... 215 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,880 -[Frank] What? -It's a bit tikka masala. 216 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,600 -[Frank] Oh. I'm sorry. -[Nicola] Talking makes it worse. 217 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,600 [muffled] Sorry. 218 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,400 No, no, you're gonna have to do it from behind. 219 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,280 -[Frank] You what? -From behind. 220 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,760 [moaning] 221 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,000 Bit faster? 222 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,560 More motion. 223 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,000 Not like that. More motion. You're all in out, in out, 224 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,440 like you're trying to shut a drawer into a filing cabinet. 225 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,400 -[Frank] Sorry. -It's just boring. 226 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,120 Want a bit more side to side. 227 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:25,680 Like this? 228 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,520 No, not really. 229 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,520 [exhales loudly] 230 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,320 [mimics loud exhaling] 231 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,600 -[chuckles] -What was that? 232 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,000 -Nothing. -Hmm. 233 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,520 [exhales loudly] 234 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,000 [sighs] 235 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,640 [Nicola snores quietly] 236 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,360 [chimes] 237 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,640 [exhales] 238 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,040 Fucking hell. 239 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,280 [Frank] So I can't just walk away? 240 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,000 [device] That is correct. 241 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,120 One day it will provide you with the ultimate match. 242 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,880 One day. One day. 243 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,400 [chattering] 244 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,280 [woman] So I'd just like to say, 245 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,240 do have faith in the system, because it does deliver. 246 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,560 -It did for us. -[both laugh] 247 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,160 [woman] You have so many experiences, 248 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,720 and then one day it pairs you up with your ultimate match, 249 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,280 the best in show, as it were. 250 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,520 -[imitates dog barking] -[laughs] 251 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,600 Ha. 252 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,120 So if you're having doubts, just hang on in there. 253 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,880 -Because it really does work. -[laughs] 254 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,680 [light cheering] 255 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,920 [romantic harp music] 256 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,600 Garlic dip. Thanks for that. 257 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,680 -[Amy] Hi. Hi. -Mm! 258 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,880 -[mumbles] -Was that, uh, your...? 259 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,800 -Yeah. Nicola. -Oh. Nicola. 260 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,160 -[Frank] Hmm. -Ha. 261 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,040 -[coughing] -[Amy] You OK? 262 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,280 No, you're not being...? Are you being serious? 263 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:47,240 Oh, my God. OK, this is happening. OK, um, just... 264 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,840 [spits] 265 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,040 [Frank] Oh. Thanks. [laughs] 266 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,240 [pants] 267 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,600 -You look well. -Thanks. 268 00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:01,600 I'd return the compliment, but you've just spat food on my shoe, so... 269 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,960 To be fair, it is a revolting shoe, so... 270 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,680 All the better to kick you with. 271 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,760 [gasps] 272 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,240 [laughs] Was that really hard? 273 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,680 -Ouch. -I'm so sorry. [laughs] Fuck. 274 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,960 [both laugh] 275 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,640 -[Amy] Shit. -[Frank clears throat] 276 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,240 Oh. Oh! Um... Uh... 277 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,680 Lenny, this is, um, Frank. Frank, this is Lenny. 278 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,600 -Hi, Lenny. You all right? -Hi. 279 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,320 We were together for a bit. [laughs] 280 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,880 -A small... small bit. -Yeah, just before we... 281 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,920 So you two...? Oh. That's... that's great. 282 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,920 So, I mean... it looks like you two make a great team. 283 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,120 [Lenny exhales loudly] 284 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,960 Yeah. [laughs uncomfortably] 285 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,960 [applause and cheering] 286 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,360 -[Frank] Yeah. -Um, I'll see you. 287 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,280 Yeah. 288 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,600 [Amy breathes heavily] 289 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,720 [Lenny exhales loudly] 290 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,000 [Amy sighs] 291 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,440 [Lenny exhales loudly] 292 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,280 -You know that noise you make? -What noise? 293 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,200 [mimics Lenny exhaling] 294 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:50,160 -Do I do that? -Yeah, you do, quite often. 295 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,760 Does it bother you? 296 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,640 A bit, yeah. 297 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,840 -I'll try not to. -OK. 298 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,080 [device chimes] 299 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,760 [Lenny exhales loudly] 300 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,440 [device chimes] 301 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,360 [device chimes] 302 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,720 [device chimes] 303 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,160 [device beeps] 304 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,360 So it's been great, really. 305 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,320 -Shame it has to end. -But end it must. 306 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,560 Anyway... 307 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,720 [device beeps continuously] 308 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,000 -OK, bye. -[beeping stops, device chimes] 309 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,560 [device alert sound] 310 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,080 Another partner already? 311 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,960 [device] That is correct. 312 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,320 So, three, two, one, go. 313 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,680 [devices chime] 314 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,400 Thirty-six hours? 315 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,280 [panting] 316 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,200 Well, uh... bye. 317 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,200 -Bye. -Bye. 318 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,600 [Amy] Three, two, one. 319 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,880 [devices chime] 320 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,960 [inaudible dialogue] 321 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,600 [devices chime] 322 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,240 [device alert sound] 323 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,400 [device beeps continuously] 324 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,960 [exhales] 325 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,440 [device chimes] 326 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,480 -I just wanna say-- -Don't. 327 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:22,120 Well, I learned what it's like to cohabit with someone I despise. 328 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,720 -Is that useful for the system? -[device] Everything happens for a reason. 329 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:26,880 [scoffs] 330 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,480 [device alert sound] 331 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,120 That's sooner than I expected. 332 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,880 [sighs] 333 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,760 -[music plays softly] -[chattering] 334 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,000 -[laughs] Hello, you. -Hi. 335 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,160 [Amy] Hi. 336 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,920 [Frank] Is this right? 337 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,600 -[Amy] Yeah. -[Frank] I mean... 338 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,480 Yeah, I didn't think the system would hook us up again. 339 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,040 No, me neither. I mean, I hope it's right, obviously, but... 340 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:08,720 -Coach, are we sat at the right table? -[device] Yes, that is correct. 341 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,000 [laughs] OK, well... 342 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,840 Wait, um... Can we not check the expiry date? 343 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,280 -Uh... Why? -Just sick of it. 344 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,840 The system's just bounced me from bloke to bloke, short fling after short fling. 345 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,360 I know they're short flings, they're just meaningless, 346 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,160 and I get really detached. It's like I'm not really there. 347 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,560 So the other week, I was with this guy, God knows who, basically just a haircut. 348 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,560 And I literally had this out-of-body experience. 349 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,640 I wandered out of my body, and I sat in this chair across the room 350 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,200 and I watched myself fucking this guy. And I was, like, what is that all about? 351 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,280 That is literally just a dick going in and out of a hole. 352 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,720 -Yeah, that's pretty detached. -[Amy laughs] 353 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,000 When it's a long-term thing, it's just as bad, 354 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,560 watching the clock like you're a prisoner, counting the hours, the minutes. 355 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,240 -Oh, God, I've been there. -Yeah. 356 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,440 -Yeah, let's not check the expiry, then. -Yeah. 357 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,640 -It's a deal. -Deal. 358 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,200 -[Amy] OK. -[Frank] Bring on les fishcake. 359 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,800 -[laughs] -[Frank] I don't know. 360 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,360 [device chimes] 361 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,600 -So? -So... 362 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,280 -Might as well. -I suppose we have to. 363 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:30,000 -Don't know how much time we've got. -Yeah, it could be ten minutes. 364 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,680 -Think you could last ten minutes? -Fuck off. 365 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,040 [laughter] 366 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,920 All right. OK, then. 367 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,680 Wait. One of us should get undressed first. 368 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,280 -Why only one of us? -It'll be funny. 369 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,680 -Go on then. Get your kit off. -[laughs] 370 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,920 No. No, it was my idea. 371 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,040 [Frank laughs] 372 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,040 All right. 373 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:58,640 [belt buckle rattles] 374 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,560 This is kind of emasculating. 375 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,440 Well, then, you'd better make up for it in a minute. 376 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,120 -♪ I'm gonna see your dick ♪ -[laughs] 377 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,840 [laughs] Sorry. 378 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,960 -♪ I'm gonna fucking see it ♪ -Yeah, OK. Yeah-- 379 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,840 What if there is no scrutiny, it's just putting us together in any old order, 380 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,480 and we all go along with it 'cause they're always telling us how clever it is? 381 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:04,200 Yeah, but it does put people with the one. It's got a 99.8% success rate. 382 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,280 But how do you know they're perfect matches? 383 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:10,800 I mean, what if all it's actually doing is gradually wearing us down, 384 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,280 putting us in one relationship after another 385 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,840 for random durations in a random sequence? 386 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,760 Each time you get a little bit more pliable, a little bit more broken, 387 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:24,280 until eventually it coughs up the final offering and says that's the one. 388 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:28,480 And by that point you are so defeated and so exhausted 389 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,600 that you just accept it, you settle. 390 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,440 And then you have to live the rest of your life 391 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,640 convincing yourself you didn't. 392 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,360 Well done. That's one of the bleakest things I've ever heard. 393 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,160 [Amy laughs] Thank you. 394 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:52,680 Right. Do you wanna know my theory? Let's assume the system isn't random. 395 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,000 -It's as sophisticated as they say it is. -OK. 396 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,160 Right, so using these, it slurps up all your reactions, yeah? 397 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,200 -It builds up a complex profile. -Mm-hmm. 398 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:05,680 Every crazy thought you've ever had, all your dreams and your weaknesses and-- 399 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,440 -And your mad theories. -Yeah, like, everything in your head. 400 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,080 -Right. -So if it's everything in your head... 401 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,600 -does it have thoughts? -All right, so now you're gonna say: 402 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,960 [mimics his accent] "What if that's us and we're stuck in a simulation?" 403 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,560 Well, how would we know? 404 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,840 -[Frank yelps] -[Amy laughs] 405 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,120 I think that settles it. 406 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,440 I might have been programmed to go "Ow." 407 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,400 OK. [chuckles] 408 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,000 [Frank chuckles] 409 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,240 [giggles] 410 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,240 -Hey, come here. -[Amy chuckles] No. 411 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,920 [Amy yelps and laughs] 412 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,240 -Coach? -[device] Hello, Frank. 413 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,080 -I've gotta know. -[device] What would you like to know? 414 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,920 The expiry date for me and Amy. I need to know how long. 415 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,920 You're not gonna talk me out of it? 416 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,960 [device] Would you like me to talk you out of it? 417 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,120 Yeah. Uh... No. I... 418 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:57,840 Don't know. 419 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,200 [beeps] 420 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,840 No, I'm not gonna do it. I said I wouldn't. 421 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,560 We shook on it. 422 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,679 -Fuck it. -[device chimes] 423 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:36,639 [beeping] 424 00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,520 -[device] Recalibrating. - [beeping] 425 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,880 [device chimes] 426 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,440 [alert beeping] 427 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,480 Coach? 428 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,680 -Coach. -Recalibrating. [beeping] 429 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,000 What's happening? Coach, it's getting shorter. 430 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,440 [door opens] 431 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,320 [device] One-sided observation has destabilized the expiry date. 432 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,400 [device chimes] 433 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,360 -What? -[device] One-sided observation 434 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,520 has destabilized the expiry date. 435 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,200 Recalibrating. [beeping] 436 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,520 'Cause I looked at it on my own, it made it shorter? 437 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,440 -[device] That is correct. -Why? 438 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,560 [device] Everything happens for a reason. [chimes] 439 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,000 All right, well, undo it, then. Make it go back. 440 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,680 [device] I cannot do that. Recalibrating. 441 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,040 What if she looks at it? 442 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,680 [device] Once shortened, the expiry date cannot be extended. 443 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,120 -[device chimes] -Why? 444 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,600 [device] Everything happens for a reason. 445 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,600 -Come on. Come on. -[device] Recalibrating. 446 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,000 [beeping] 447 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,280 -When will it stop? -[device] It will stabilize 448 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,360 once recalibration has completed. Recalibrating. 449 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,840 Stop it. Stop it. Just... 450 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,080 [device chimes] 451 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,400 [exhales] 452 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,800 [sniffles] 453 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,440 [Amy giggles] 454 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,080 You OK? 455 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,880 Yeah, I'm fine. 456 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,680 -All right. -[Frank] I'm good. 457 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,560 Have you ever had more than four or less than four? 458 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,720 [Amy] What you thinking about? 459 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,680 Nothing. 460 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,120 [Amy exhales] 461 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,360 All right, seriously, what's up? 462 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:48,920 [inhales deeply] 463 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,760 -[Frank] I looked. -Looked at what? 464 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,240 We promised we wouldn't. We shook on it. 465 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,400 -Don't you wanna know what it said? -No. That was the point. 466 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,520 -It's almost done anyway. -How almost done? 467 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,840 We've got, like, an hour. 468 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,880 -[sighs] -Why didn't you tell me this before? 469 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,600 -Didn't wanna spoil today. -And this hasn't spoilt it? 470 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,920 It was supposed to be five years, but now... 471 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,280 [exhales loudly] 472 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,520 I looked at it, something happened, it started going down. 473 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,560 -I don't know what it was. -So you broke it? 474 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,640 No, no, no, no, no. I mean, I don't... I don't know. 475 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:37,920 Why did you have to look at it? 476 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,120 Look, I was thinking maybe we could overcome it somehow. 477 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,600 Why did you have to look at it? 478 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,000 -Because I like you. -[sighs] 479 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,840 Like properly, really, I like you. 480 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,800 -For fuck's sake. And that wasn't enough? -That's not the point. 481 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,720 -I looked, but that's not the issue here. -Are you sure about that? 482 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,560 You're more wound up about that than how short the time is. 483 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,880 Yes, because we had agreed. 484 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,000 -Listen. Listen. Listen. -[Amy exhales] 485 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,000 -What if we just ignore it? -We can't. 486 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,720 Listen, we'll just fuck the system. We'll fuck it-- 487 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,160 -And do what? -We'll jump out, over the wall, get out. 488 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:14,400 -There is nothing out there. -How d'you know? How d'you know? 489 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,800 -Amy... -You've ruined this. 490 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,480 You've ruined it. 491 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,640 -Hey, it's nothing. -[taser crackles] 492 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,240 -Amy. -Don't follow me. 493 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,280 [Frank] Amy, I'm sorry. 494 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,440 [Frank] Amy. 495 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,520 -[device] Everything happens for a reason. -[crying] What reason? 496 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,640 [device] The system will be assessing your reaction 497 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:47,160 to the painful premature termination of a treasured relationship 498 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,600 and will adjust and improve its profile of your eventual chosen one accordingly. 499 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,440 -[sniffs] You're a great comfort. -[device] Thank you. 500 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,840 [cries] 501 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,640 I swear to God, I feel like scaling the wall out there 502 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,840 and jumping in the fucking wilderness. 503 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,440 [device] That would contravene the rules of the system. 504 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,680 Oh, the fucking system. [sniffs] 505 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,520 [device] Failure to comply with the system may result in banishment. 506 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,480 [shouts] All right, I know. 507 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,120 Christ, will you let me be angry at least? Will you give me that? 508 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,680 [sniffs] 509 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:29,080 [device] You must vacate your current living quarters when the time expires. 510 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,000 Like I didn't know. 511 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,000 [sighs] 512 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,920 [sniffs] 513 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,200 And if I hadn't have looked, we'd have been together years. 514 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,080 She was... 515 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:31,320 You know when you meet someone and you just know? You just know that... 516 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,680 Reckon you could pop this in me now? I've sort of got jaw ache. 517 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,000 Yeah, come on. 518 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:41,880 And after all that, he never even apologized, not once. 519 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,520 That's too bad. 520 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,760 Do you mind if I think about her? 521 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,560 If I can think about him? 522 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,680 Yeah, sound. 523 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,280 [panting] 524 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,680 [headboard bangs on wall] 525 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,840 One, two, three, four. 526 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,840 One, two, three, four. 527 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,040 [exhales] 528 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,360 [device chimes] 529 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,760 [device] Congratulations, Amy. Your ultimate match has been identified. 530 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,600 Your pairing day is tomorrow. 531 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,560 -Ultimate as in "the one"? -[device] That is correct. 532 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,920 -And we meet tomorrow? -[device] That is correct. 533 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,560 Tomorrow you'll be coupled with your ultimate match 534 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,200 and together you will leave this place forever. 535 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,160 OK. [exhales] 536 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,120 Are you allowed to tell me anything about them? 537 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,160 -Do I know them already? -[device] Negative. 538 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,480 -Right. -[device] There is one more thing. 539 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,680 Yeah, and what's that? 540 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,400 [device] Prior to pairing day, you have been allocated a short farewell period 541 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,280 with an individual of your choosing. 542 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,080 A farewell period? Like, I get to say goodbye to someone? 543 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,640 [device] That is correct. 544 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,320 Data shows this can help provide psychological closure. 545 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,120 Frank, I choose Frank. 546 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,000 [device] Your choice has been registered. 547 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,120 Wait. Where are we meeting? 548 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,720 [device] Usual booth, 7:30 p.m. 549 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:36,800 Right. 550 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,600 -Coach? -[device] Yes, Amy? 551 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,840 Count to four. 552 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,160 [device] One, two, three, four. 553 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,800 [Frank] Wait, wait. How long have we got? 554 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,320 [beeping] 555 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,560 -[slams table] -[beeping continues] 556 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,360 Look, the system's set my pairing day for tomorrow. 557 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,160 -Yeah, me too. -Right. 558 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:29,760 I don't want whoever the system reckons the one is, OK? 559 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,120 -I want you. -I want you. 560 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,000 [device] Failure to comply with the system 561 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,760 -may result in banishment. -You can fuck off. 562 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,120 Can you remember where you were before you came here? 563 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,760 [device beeping] 564 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,120 You can't, can you? 565 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,280 -No. -Me neither. 566 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,360 -Why can't I think of that? -It's a test. 567 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,760 Do you remember the first night that we were together? How did you feel? 568 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,000 I felt safe, happy, comfortable. 569 00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:03,240 It felt right. It felt like something locked into place, like we'd met before. 570 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,440 Like it had happened before and it'll happen again, 571 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,200 like it's happened a thousand times over and over again. 572 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,280 -Do you know what I mean? -Yeah. Yeah, I do. 573 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,160 Ever since we've met, this world has been toying with us. 574 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,520 It's trying to keep us apart. It's... 575 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,040 It's a test, I swear it is, 576 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:22,120 and the two of us rebelling together is something to do with passing it. 577 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,600 -We've gotta fuck it all off. -[laughs] 578 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,360 Exactly. We've just gotta fuck the whole thing off and go. 579 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,520 -Yeah, over the wall. -Right over it. 580 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,760 -No matter what's out there. -OK. 581 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,200 [device beeping] 582 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,840 So let's go. 583 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,720 Yeah, let's go. 584 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,520 [beeping continues] 585 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,160 [device chimes and falls silent] 586 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,920 [taser crackles] 587 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:19,720 [crackling stops] 588 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,760 [panting] 589 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,600 [Amy] Come on. 590 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,080 [panting] 591 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,160 [electronic sound] 592 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,240 [electronic sounds] 593 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:41,000 -[rock music playing] -[crowd chattering] 594 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,880 ♪ Burn down the disco ♪ 595 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,320 ♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪ 596 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,680 ♪ Because the music That they constantly play ♪ 597 00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,960 ♪ It says nothing to me about my life ♪ 598 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,160 ♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪ 599 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:07,680 ♪ Because the music they constantly play ♪ 600 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,880 ♪ On the Leeds side-streets That you slip down ♪ 601 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,360 ♪ The provincial towns you jog 'round ♪ 602 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,600 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 603 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,480 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 604 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,720 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 605 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,360 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 606 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:33,080 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 607 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:37,000 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 608 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,440 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 609 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,080 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 610 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:48,040 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 611 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,640 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 612 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,400 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 613 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:59,080 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 614 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,480 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 615 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,520 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 616 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:10,080 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 617 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:13,520 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 618 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,200 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 619 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,800 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 620 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,840 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 621 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,040 ♪ Hang the DJ ♪43518

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