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♪ ♪
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(ROOSTER CROWS)
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(MAN)
New from Wraith Babes,
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the hottest girls in the
nastiest situations.
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(MUSIC PLAYS)
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(MOTOR WHIRRING)
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(MAN)
Let's play Bothergut...
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Let's play Botherguts!
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Yeah!
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Hey, come on!
Three. Two. One. Go!
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(LAUGHING)
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- Cacker-rum-bum!
- (LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(STOMACH RUMBLING)
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You're hungry?
That's a first, eh?
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Come on!
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That'll hurt!
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Oh, brilliant!
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That's fucking brilliant that.
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(BEEPING, CLUNK)
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(BEEPING, NO CLUNK)
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That one does
that sometimes. Hang on.
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There's a little
knob in here somewhere.
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Almost the only real thing
in there and even that's
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grown in a Petri dish.
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Thank you.
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(VIOLIN MUSIC)
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(MAN BREATHING HEAVILY)
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My God.
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(GIRLS MOANING)
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(GIRL 1) Mmm, lickey licking.
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(GIRL 2) Oh!
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Oh, for Christ's sake!
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Way to mood kill, Blubber Not!
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Cheers for the reflection!
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One minute I'm in Slitsville,
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the next there's a
haunted pig gawping at me!
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They may as well have
cut to a war crime! Ah!
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Oi!
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You missed a bit.
(LAUGHS)
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Pie ape!
(LAUGHS)
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Did you see that?
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Fucking pie ape!
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(LOUD COUGHING)
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Ha-hoo!
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He'll be in lemon
an' all before long.
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(GUN SHOTS)
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(ANNOUNCER)
Selma Telse!
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♪ Destination ♪
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Howie Mandelbrot.
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♪ All ♪
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Toy Soldiers.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Make it worth... ♪
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(ANNOUNCER) Each headlines
their own tempo content on one
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of your eight daylight streams.
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But they started here, like you,
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putting their back into
giving back for a brighter now.
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Each paying their dues like you,
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hoping to become a Hot Shot.
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♪ Pushing through
the darkness ♪
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♪ Still another mile ♪
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That wasn't good.
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That was beyond incredible!
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(CHEERING)
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Yes! Wow!
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You decide the victors.
You control their fate.
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You make the call on Hot Shot.
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New from Wraith Babes,
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the hottest girls
in the nastiest situations.
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Select view.
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(WOMAN)
Resume viewing.
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(KEEPS REPEATING, WITH HIGH
PITCHED TONE IN BACKGROUND)
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(MUSIC AND MOANING GIRLS)
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You are going to see it all.
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(MAN)
Exclusively on Wraith Babes Xl.
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Hey, what else were you
planning to do with that hand?
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(GIRL) Lickey licking.
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(MOANING)
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(WOMAN 1) Hi, I'm Roxy. Hello.
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(WOMAN 2) Hi, I'm Evie.
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♪ ♪
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(ROOSTER CROWS)
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(WOMAN) Didn't let him sign in.
Told him to report to 22 down.
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Told ya!
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He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck.
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What do you think?
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It's a bit much.
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Yeah.
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(SELMA TELSE) The best
thing about my new lifestyle?
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Where do I start?
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I love choosing my
clothes, and I love gold.
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I feel like it really
expresses who I really am.
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And I love looking over outside.
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It's so beautiful sometimes
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I just wish that everyone
could see it.
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Ooh, nice outfit!
Suits ya!
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(SELMA TELSE) Well, honesty
is ruthless,
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so I suppose it's just honesty.
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Ruthless honesty.
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(PEEING)
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♪ You can blame me,
try to shame me, ♪
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♪ Still I'll care for you ♪
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♪ The world may
think I'm foolish ♪
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♪ They can't see you
like I can ♪
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♪ Oh, but anyone ♪
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♪ Who knows
what love is ♪
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♪ Will understand ♪
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Drying my hands.
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Impressive.
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(SPITS, FARTS)
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Have fun, I mean on the...
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(MAN) Hey, regular
user, new from Wraith Babes,
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the hottest girls in the
nastiest situation. Select...
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♪ ♪
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Dick.
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Detritus.
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Sorry.
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♪ Anyone ♪
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♪ Who knows what love is ♪
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♪ Will understand ♪
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♪ To the... ♪
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(LOUD MUSIC)
(MAN) Selma Telse!
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♪ Destination ♪
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♪ All ♪
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Howie Mandelbrot.
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(MUTES)
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♪ Anyone ♪
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♪ Who knows what love is ♪
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♪ Will understand ♪
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(BEEPING, NO CLUNK)
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Come on!
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Wait, wait,
there's a knack to it.
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It'll take your fingers off.
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Trust me.
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Smart.
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Bing Madsen.
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Short for Bingham.
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Abi Khan.
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Short for Abi Khan.
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You're a new person.
I've not seen you.
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I just went 21 last week.
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I wanted to go to air down.
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My sister's there but...
it was full apparently.
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Proper fruit.
It was worth the revs.
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The most natural thing
in there's probably
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grown in a Petri dish.
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Yeah. Worth it though.
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Yeah, that's the
right way around.
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When you get the
cheap, lardy gunk,
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you end up having
to pedal it off.
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Then you want more sugar, then
you're playing catch-up and...
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I've... I've been there.
It's a, it's a vicious circle.
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Can't you just use that CBT app?
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What's that?
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This cognitive behavioural thing
and it realigns your thinking
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to pick healthy food.
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Wisps you into it
while you sleep.
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Yeah, I should try that, yeah.
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I liked your singing
the other day.
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I was trying to sing so
no one could hear me pee.
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I'm not Selma or anything.
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You've got a phenomenal voice.
It was the most beautiful song.
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You think I'm being cheesy.
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Right, I am being cheesy but
it was beautiful so, you know?
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Reality's cheesy sometimes.
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Not often, admittedly,
but now...
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Yeah.
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Well, thank you.
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It's just noises though.
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Noises in the right order.
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Don't downplay.
You're good.
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The song's good.
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It's old.
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My mum used to sing it and
she learnt it from her mum.
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A hand-me-down.
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Have you thought of
trying out for Hot Shot?
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Me?
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Why not?
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Singing in front of Judge Hope.
I'd die.
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Seriously, I'd be halfway to
the afterlife come the chorus.
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No, you'd walk it.
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A) I wouldn't, and B) I
don't have that clockage.
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I mean, it's what,
12 mil just to enter?
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What kind of bike time
is that, six months?
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Yeah, but... You know
what, I'm hand-to-mouth.
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I know people save and starve
to get on to that stage.
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I know that's what Selma did.
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Yeah, but... But, you know
what, I'd rather not kid myself.
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Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.
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The full 12, I'll gift it.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Seriously, I've got spare.
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You've got 12 mill spare?
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Well, my brother left it me.
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Own a channel, does he?
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No, he... he died.
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He... he died last year so
it got transferred to me.
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Just over six months'
worth, but I've kept it.
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Why don't you spend
it on you then?
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And buy what, some new
shoes for my dopple to wear?
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I don't know, upgrade your MOS.
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Or get a Fat Acts season pass.
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Buy one of those wall buddies,
the new ones.
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They talk to you after shut in
and solve your problems.
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They guide your
dreams like gurus.
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It's amazing actually
what they can do.
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Yeah, a mirror
plug-in that shows me how
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I look as a werewolf.
What's the point?
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No, it can be quite fun.
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That's all just stuff.
It's...
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...it's stuff,
it's confetti, it's...
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You've got something real.
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What better to spend it on?
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You heard me
singing in a toilet.
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Is that real?
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More than anything that's
happened all year.
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I can't take that kind
of clockage off someone.
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It's 12 mill.
There's no way.
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Let me do this. Hmm?
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Well, I...
look around here. I just...
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I just want
something real to happen.
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Just once.
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I'd mess up.
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You wouldn't and I
don't care anyway.
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I'll go with you.
No, better, I'll force you...
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I'll force you to go.
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It's tomorrow.
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Come on.
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Say yes.
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I'll go as far as to say okay.
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This proves acceptable.
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Thank God for that.
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Walking away now... you loon.
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I can live with it.
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Yeah, I'd love to fucking
ruin that an' all.
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What?
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15.
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Flipping joke.
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New from Wraith Babes,
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the hottest girls
in the nastiest situations.
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(LOUD MOANING)
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I can't believe I'm doing this!
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I am doing this.
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I can't be doing this.
Can you trade it back?
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The ticket?
Don't be mad.
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It's a lot of pressure to put
someone under, you know.
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I mean, I'm grateful, don't
think I'm not grateful,
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but it's, it's just...
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You're babbling.
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I'm babbling.
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I made you this.
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You never get to keep
them more than a day,
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but there it is anyway.
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It folds flat so you can
keep him in your waistband.
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Thank you.
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It's, you know, something.
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Mmm.
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♪ ♪
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Face the screen, please.
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And is he your friends
and family allocation?
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Yeah.
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Hand, please.
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Ah!
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That's not permanent, is it?
266
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,800
Oh no, two months max.
267
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,160
Round to the right and
through the scanner.
268
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:58,280
(ALL DOING VOICE EXERCISES)
269
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,280
Where do we go now?
270
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,560
You wait here.
271
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,400
How long?
272
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,120
So, what do we do?
273
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,120
I don't know.
274
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,480
(GIRL)
Ah.
275
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,560
Hey, hey!
Fuck off!
276
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,360
What, with the dark hair?
277
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,120
Yeah, the pretty one.
278
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,920
Yep, okay.
279
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,960
Move.
280
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,480
They wanna preview you.
281
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,720
What?
282
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,400
Preview. Come on.
283
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,480
He's with me.
284
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,400
Hand.
285
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,000
Show me your hand.
286
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,520
Okay, you too.
287
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,520
That's not fair.
She's new. That's not fair.
288
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,200
I don't pick the order.
289
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,640
I've waited here all week
and she's just walked in!
290
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,680
Everyone will get
seen eventually.
291
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,680
I don't pick the order!
292
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,000
But I'm a good singer!
I can sing!
293
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,920
I'm a good singer I am!
294
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:10,960
Stand aside.
295
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,120
It's not fair!
296
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,400
It's not fair!
297
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,960
Next lot.
298
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,640
(WOMAN) Stand there.
299
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,520
Would you like to be as
big as Selma one day?
300
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,520
Um, yeah.
301
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,120
I, I, I mean,
yeah, I suppose so.
302
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,400
Could you say that as
a self-contained
303
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,200
sentence into that screen?
304
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,680
I guess I'd like to be
as big as Selma one day.
305
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,080
(WOMAN) Okay,
proceed to stage area.
306
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,240
We're done?
307
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,800
Both performing?
308
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:50,920
Just her.
309
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,320
Okay. And what are you?
310
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,480
Singer.
311
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,960
Compliance.
312
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,480
No, thanks.
313
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,720
Yes, thanks! It's compulsory
for all contestants.
314
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,320
And more to the point it'll
stop you puking with nerves.
315
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,600
She's got to perform?
316
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,880
Well, uhm!
317
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,600
Look, just sip it!
You'll be fine!
318
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,120
Oh.
319
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,320
Yeah, it's just a touch
of light foam. It'll pass.
320
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,800
Well, make the most of it!
321
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,520
I mean, you can't get
this stuff anywhere else!
322
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,680
You okay?
323
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,520
Yeah.
324
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,360
You okay?
325
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,520
Yeah, just...
326
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,720
I don't know, everything's
a bit wider apart.
327
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,160
I'm fine.
328
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,160
Really?
329
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,600
Yeah, I'm fine.
330
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,280
Right, you're on.
331
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,640
(JUDGE HOPE)
A little closer, please.
332
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,680
A little closer.
333
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,840
Into the light, love.
334
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,600
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
335
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,200
And who are we looking at here?
336
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,720
Abi Khan.
337
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,880
What are you gonna
do for us today, Abi?
338
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,240
I'm gonna sing.
339
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,760
Can you speak up, love?
340
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,000
We don't bite.
341
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,640
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
342
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,280
I'm going to sing.
343
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:32,040
Hey, would you mind
lifting up your top for me?
344
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,400
Hey, can you take off your top?
345
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,880
I wanna check out those titties.
346
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,800
Woo-ho-ho-ho!
347
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,240
Come on, mucho ferranto.
348
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,840
Ah, no titties!
349
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:45,880
(BOOING)
350
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,840
She says she's here to sing.
351
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,640
(JUDGE WRAITH) Ha, ha, ha.
I gotta see those titties, though.
352
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,280
Come on, girl.
353
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,760
I mean, damn, ha,
ha, ha, ha, you hot.
354
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,800
Please, just sing for us.
355
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,680
(MUSIC STARTS)
356
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,720
♪ You can blame me ♪
357
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,400
♪ Try to shame me ♪
358
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,640
♪ And still I'll
care for you ♪
359
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,040
♪ You can run around ♪
360
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,600
♪ Even put me down ♪
361
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:39,920
♪ Still I'll
be there for you ♪
362
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,200
♪ The world ♪
363
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,720
♪ May think I'm foolish ♪
364
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:57,280
♪ They can't see you
like I can ♪
365
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,600
♪ Oh, but anyone ♪
366
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,760
♪ Who knows what love is ♪
367
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,320
♪ Will understand ♪
368
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,600
♪ I just feel so sorry ♪
369
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:33,600
♪ For the ones who pity me ♪
370
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,640
♪ 'Cause they just don't know ♪
371
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:49,680
♪ Oh, they don't know what
happiness and love can be ♪
372
00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:00,720
♪ I know, I know
to ever let you go ♪
373
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:06,840
♪ Oh, is more than I
could ever stand ♪
374
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,360
♪ Oh, but anyone ♪
375
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,480
♪ Who knows what
love is ♪
376
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,760
♪ Will understand ♪
377
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,840
Okay, I'm gonna stop you there.
378
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,600
That was...
without a doubt...
379
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
probably...
380
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,320
the best piece of singing
we've had this season.
381
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,560
Yes! Well done!
382
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,000
(CHEERING)
383
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,800
Fair play.
384
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,880
But I have to say...
385
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,920
(CROWD BOOING)
386
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,080
No...
387
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,600
No. No, no, no, I have to say,
388
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,280
actually I'm with Wraith
on this one.
389
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,760
Good though your voice
is and it is good...
390
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,840
it's not the most magical sound
in the world.
391
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,680
It's just good.
392
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,640
I don't think anyone's
really hearing it.
393
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,320
Certainly not the
guys in the audience.
394
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,680
These looks you got going
on kinda get in the way.
395
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,000
Men will want you,
women will hate you.
396
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,680
All the time
you were on stage...
397
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,000
I couldn't help picturing you...
398
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,200
in an erotic scenario.
399
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,080
Getting pretty turned on,
if I'm honest.
400
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,600
Right.
401
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:38,200
You've got this pure beauty,
402
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,880
seems to be a knockout figure,
403
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,120
and this sort of
interesting innocence going on,
404
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,800
and that's something I think
405
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,280
Wraith's erotica channels
could really play with.
406
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,040
(JUDGE WRAITH) Absolutely.
407
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,960
That's what I thought the
moment I saw you. The moment.
408
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,560
I'd watch.
409
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,560
I don't know a man
here who wouldn't.
410
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,160
To be honest, some of
us girls might join you.
411
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,200
(CHEERING)
412
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,640
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
413
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,760
Get off me!
414
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,040
No! Abi! No!
415
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,160
I don't, I don't...
416
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,080
Get gone! No, Abi! Abi!
417
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,280
I don't think that's
quite what I was...
418
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:19,720
You will never have to pedal
again, not one minute!
419
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,080
We could really work with you.
420
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:26,000
Last year we had singers,
singers, singers.
421
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,560
So many singers.
422
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,880
So to be a singer you've
gotta be truly exceptional.
423
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,480
Yeah.
424
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,320
(JUDGE HOPE) There's
just no slots left for an
425
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,280
above-average singer, not for
the next few years at least.
426
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,400
Charity?
427
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,440
No. Saturation
point singer wise.
428
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,280
(JUDGE HOPE) Listen, we said
right from the start
429
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,840
we're gonna go with something
different this season.
430
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,240
That's why he's on the panel!
431
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,400
She would be a star
on our stream.
432
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,800
A star!
433
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:59,080
On his, you're
furniture at best.
434
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,640
Forget about all the
shame and all that...
435
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,160
put-put-put-put-put-put.
We medicate against that.
436
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,560
You will have pleasure forever!
437
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:10,960
Realistically, sweetheart,
it is that or the bike.
438
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:15,200
I don't, I don't think...
439
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,560
Okay, you know what,
this is starting to annoy me.
440
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,720
Who do you think is
powering that spotlight?
441
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:32,680
Millions of people, that's who,
all of 'em out there right now,
442
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,320
putting in an honest day
at the bike.
443
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,720
While you stand in the light,
they're generating and dither.
444
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,960
You know what?
445
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,560
They would give anything,
446
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,560
do anything to be where
you are now. Am I right?
447
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,440
(CHEERING)
448
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,040
(WOMAN) Yeah, too right!
449
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,720
(HOPE) You wanna cock a snook
at all that as though it's
450
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:57,160
nothing... as though
they're nothing...
451
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,280
and that makes me sick.
452
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,440
But do you know what?
453
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,240
Maybe you do belong on a bike
because you don't seem
454
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,120
very willing to step off it.
455
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,520
I do want to.
456
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,200
Do we have a decision?
457
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:17,200
(AUDIENCE) Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
458
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,360
I suppose.
459
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,040
(CHEERING)
460
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,840
Ah, hoo-hoo-hoo!
Go on!
461
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,520
Well done!
462
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,400
♪ ♪
463
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,440
(ABI) The best thing
about my new lifestyle...
464
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,440
I get to meet lots of hot guys.
465
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,320
Wraith treats me well.
466
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,960
Oh, for Christ's sake!
467
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,880
I pay for this!
468
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,080
I pay for this!
469
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,960
I pump my arse off
and you, fuck you!
470
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,200
Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits!
471
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:42,120
Find the horizon and
fuck off over it!
472
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,200
(ABI) It's a dream.
473
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:50,040
I get to live in a...
474
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:54,800
beautiful place and...
475
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,320
wear lots of beautiful things.
476
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,160
It's a dream.
477
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,000
Insufficient funds.
478
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,760
New from Wraith Babes...
479
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:33,800
(MAN) Come on, girl.
480
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,280
♪ All ♪
481
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,680
...a Wraith Babes
reality special.
482
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,920
I guess I'd like to be
as big as Selma one day.
483
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,480
(MAN) Millions watched
her glide through
484
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,000
the Hot Shot curtain of
dreams to sing her heart out.
485
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,600
♪ Oh, but anyone ♪
486
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:54,280
What happened next
shocked them all.
487
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,600
We could really work with you.
488
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,760
Do we have a decision?
489
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:02,080
(MAN) Now, watch her
stunning erotic debut.
490
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,640
No, no, no, no, no.
491
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,680
(MAN) Let's go.
Who do we have here?
492
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,520
I'm Abi.
493
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,440
You entered Hot Shot.
You were real impressive.
494
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,640
(WOMAN)
Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
495
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,440
No!
496
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,400
Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
Resume viewing...
497
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,920
(MAN) Look at you,
all clean and shit.
498
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,160
(WOMAN) Portal
disabled during commercial.
499
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:45,760
(MAN) You'll see
everything. You'll see it all.
500
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,360
Open your mouth.
501
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,720
Open.
502
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,920
Take it in. Take it in, ah.
503
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,280
Yeah.
504
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,240
No!
505
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:58,920
No! No!
506
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,840
(MAN GRUNTING)
507
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,640
(ABI) ♪ Anyone ♪
508
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:39,840
♪ Who knows what love is ♪
509
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,760
♪ Will understand ♪
510
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,200
♪ Anyone ♪
511
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:58,280
♪ Who knows what love is ♪
512
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,760
♪ Will understand ♪
513
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,720
♪ Anyone ♪
514
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:15,760
♪ Who knows what love is ♪
515
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,840
♪ Will understand ♪
516
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,680
♪ Anyone ♪
517
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,320
♪ Who knows what love is ♪
518
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,720
♪ Will understand ♪
519
00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:11,300
New from Wraith Babes,
the hottest girls in
520
00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:13,980
the nastiest situations.
521
00:45:54,540 --> 00:45:56,820
(LAUGHING)
522
00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:18,900
(HUFFING)
523
00:48:14,740 --> 00:48:16,500
(BEEPING)
524
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:27,460
(BEEPING)
525
00:48:38,980 --> 00:48:41,740
(VOCAL EXERCISES)
526
00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:53,860
Can you stand aside, please.
527
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,340
Okay, we're gonna preview you.
528
00:48:57,460 --> 00:48:59,180
You wanna come up into the back.
Follow me, please.
529
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:00,940
Are you messing?
530
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,700
A what nic one?
531
00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:11,660
Oh, an ethnic one.
532
00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:12,980
Uh...
533
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:15,540
On it.
534
00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:17,540
Mate, we're gonna
preview you, all right?
535
00:49:17,660 --> 00:49:20,220
Do you wanna follow
me in the back?
536
00:49:20,340 --> 00:49:21,900
You're a prick!
537
00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:27,980
Next lot.
538
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:29,380
(WOMAN) Stand there.
539
00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:34,700
So what are you, a magician?
540
00:49:35,940 --> 00:49:37,420
An entertainer.
541
00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:38,780
Could you say
that down the screen
542
00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:40,820
as a self-contained sentence?
543
00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:44,140
I'm an entertainer.
544
00:49:52,340 --> 00:49:54,340
(WOMAN) Before you go on you
need to drink a Compliance.
545
00:49:54,460 --> 00:49:56,260
Yeah, they gave
me one back there.
546
00:49:56,380 --> 00:50:01,780
Really? Oh, okay. Well, in that
case you are good to... go.
547
00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:17,180
Who are you?
548
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:19,420
Bing Madsen.
549
00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:20,820
(HOPE) What are you
planning to do for us?
550
00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:22,180
What the fuck!
551
00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:24,100
(BING) A sort of performance.
552
00:50:25,140 --> 00:50:26,620
A sort of performance?
553
00:50:26,740 --> 00:50:27,700
Yes.
554
00:50:27,820 --> 00:50:30,820
Mmm! A man of mystery!
555
00:50:34,820 --> 00:50:37,740
(HOPE) Well, I suppose
we'd better see it.
556
00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:39,740
Okay.
557
00:50:40,660 --> 00:50:43,100
(MUSIC STARTS)
558
00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:15,740
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
559
00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:21,980
Knob-head!
560
00:51:22,100 --> 00:51:23,820
Fucking cock!
561
00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:39,020
(BING)
Stop there or I'll do it.
562
00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:40,700
This is a main artery.
Keep walking, you kill me.
563
00:51:45,140 --> 00:51:47,460
No one stops me, not
till I've said my piece then
564
00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:48,860
you can do what you like.
565
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:50,780
(WRAITH) Oh man,
just fucking kill yourself.
566
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,820
But you get any on me, dog, I
swear to God I'd kick your ass
567
00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:56,020
back to life, just so I could
cut your goddamn head off.
568
00:51:58,140 --> 00:52:00,460
Go on!
569
00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:02,540
(MAN) Do it, you fucking tosser!
570
00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:04,220
I think we should let him speak.
571
00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:08,700
(AUDIENCE)
Speak! Speak! Speak!
572
00:52:12,060 --> 00:52:14,340
Let's hear what he has to say.
573
00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:23,500
Well, come on, got our
attention, as requested.
574
00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,020
What do you wanna say?
575
00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:32,940
Have you prepared a
speech, is that it?
576
00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:37,020
Speak!
577
00:52:37,140 --> 00:52:38,740
I haven't got a speech!
I didn't plan words.
578
00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:40,740
I didn't even try to.
I... I just knew I had to
579
00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:43,540
get here to stand here and I
knew I wanted you to listen.
580
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,860
To really listen, not just pull
a face like you're listening,
581
00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:47,460
like you do the
rest of the time.
582
00:52:47,580 --> 00:52:50,140
A face like you're feeling
instead of processing.
583
00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:54,740
You pull a face and poke it
towards this stage and we
584
00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:57,500
la-di-da, we sing and
dance and tumble around.
585
00:52:57,620 --> 00:53:00,500
And all you see up
here, it's not people,
586
00:53:00,620 --> 00:53:03,060
you don't see people
up here, it's all fodder!
587
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,180
And the faker the fodder
is the more you love it
588
00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:06,780
because fake fodder's the
only thing that works anymore!
589
00:53:06,900 --> 00:53:09,540
Fake fodder is all
that we can stomach.
590
00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:10,980
Actually not quite all.
591
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:12,900
Real pain, real viciousness,
that we can take.
592
00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:15,020
Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole
and we'll laugh ourselves feral,
593
00:53:15,140 --> 00:53:17,380
because we've earnt
the right! We've done cell
594
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:21,300
time, and he's slacking, the
scum, so ha-ha-ha at him!
595
00:53:21,420 --> 00:53:24,380
'Cause we're so out of our minds
with desperation, we don't know
596
00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:27,740
any better! All we know
is fake fodder and buying shit!
597
00:53:27,860 --> 00:53:29,860
That's how we speak to each
other, how we express ourself
598
00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:33,460
is buying shit!
Well, I have a dream.
599
00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:36,380
The peak of our dreams
is a new hat for our dopple;
600
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:39,100
a hat that doesn't exist;
that's not even there!
601
00:53:39,220 --> 00:53:41,180
We buy shit that's
not even there! Show us
602
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:44,780
something real and free and
beautiful you couldn't, yeah?
603
00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:47,260
It'd break us.
We're too numb for it.
604
00:53:47,380 --> 00:53:49,020
I might as well choke.
605
00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:50,980
There's only so much wonder we
can bear, that's why when you
606
00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:53,660
find any wonder whatsoever you
dole it out in meagre portions,
607
00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:56,420
and only then till it's
augmented and packaged and
608
00:53:56,540 --> 00:53:59,620
pumped through 10,000
pre-assigned filters, till it's
609
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:02,340
nothing more than a
meaningless series of lights,
610
00:54:02,460 --> 00:54:09,020
while we ride day-in day-out,
going where? Powering what?
611
00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:11,980
All tiny cells and tiny screens,
and bigger cells and bigger
612
00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:14,100
screens, and fuck you!
613
00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:17,620
Fuck you, that's what it
boils down to is fuck you!
614
00:54:17,740 --> 00:54:20,900
Fuck you for sitting there and
slowly making things worse.
615
00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:23,860
Fuck you and your spotlight and
your sanctimonious faces, and
616
00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:27,540
fuck you all for taking the
one thing I ever came close to
617
00:54:27,660 --> 00:54:31,380
anything real about anything;
for oozing around it and
618
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:35,460
crushing it into a bone, into a
joke, one more ugly joke in a
619
00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:41,540
kingdom of millions of them!
Fuck you for that happening!
620
00:54:41,660 --> 00:54:44,620
Fuck you for me,
for us, for everyone!
621
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:46,500
Fuck you!
622
00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:11,860
That was without a doubt...
623
00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:14,460
the most heartfelt thing
624
00:55:14,580 --> 00:55:17,900
I've seen on this
stage since Hot Shot began!
625
00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:20,460
(CHEERING)
Yeah!
626
00:55:24,060 --> 00:55:25,460
Brilliant! Yeah!
627
00:55:25,580 --> 00:55:27,780
(HOPE) You!
628
00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:31,220
You're so articulating someone
we all... and I mean
629
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:35,540
everyone in this hall,
something we all agree on.
630
00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:38,580
Even though we may not
comprehend all of it,
631
00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:42,980
I think I'm right in
saying we do feel it.
632
00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:44,900
Even me.
633
00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:47,580
I know you've got me
down as this creature.
634
00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:53,100
But, you know, hey,
I get where you're coming
635
00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:55,260
from and I like your stuff.
636
00:55:55,380 --> 00:55:56,700
It's not stuff it's...
637
00:55:56,820 --> 00:55:59,620
It's truth. Am I right?
638
00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:04,620
Your truth, admittedly,
but truth nonetheless.
639
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:10,380
And you're right, authenticity
is in woefully short supply.
640
00:56:11,940 --> 00:56:14,140
I'd like to hear you talk again.
641
00:56:17,060 --> 00:56:19,220
How so?
642
00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:21,900
With a slot on one of my streams
643
00:56:22,020 --> 00:56:25,540
where you can
talk just like that.
644
00:56:28,140 --> 00:56:32,220
I'd watch it.
Such great passion.
645
00:56:34,180 --> 00:56:35,860
He's alright.
646
00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:39,260
You're a little out there but,
that throat-cutting thing,
647
00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:40,780
neat gimmick.
648
00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:44,260
What do you say?
30 minutes twice a week?
649
00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:46,100
(CHEERING)
650
00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:49,500
Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it!
651
00:57:04,060 --> 00:57:06,060
Go on, you bastard!
652
00:57:11,180 --> 00:57:13,060
Beats the bike.
653
00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:15,060
Certainly does!
654
00:57:30,580 --> 00:57:32,820
We have with us Oliver.
Now, Oliver was once a cleaner
655
00:57:32,940 --> 00:57:36,300
six months ago, but he ate,
and ate 'til he hit 17 stone!
656
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:40,860
And he's here today to try
and beat us on Botherguts!
657
00:57:42,620 --> 00:57:44,940
Oh, here goes a big one.
658
00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:49,860
(VERY OFF-KEY)
♪ They're worth the while ♪
659
00:57:49,980 --> 00:57:53,660
♪ Pushing through
the darkness ♪
660
00:57:53,780 --> 00:57:55,860
(HOPE) Okay, I'm
gonna stop you there.
661
00:57:55,980 --> 00:57:59,380
That was achingly terrible.
662
00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,300
You have the
magnetism of a towel.
663
00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:03,340
I don't ever want to
look at you again.
664
00:58:03,460 --> 00:58:06,660
I have to agree.
I'm so sorry, love.
665
00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:10,500
You came across as
fundamentally unlikeable
666
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:13,060
and really quite worthless.
667
00:58:13,180 --> 00:58:14,460
(HOPE) Wraith?
668
00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:16,300
You could fill that
pussy with honey
669
00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:18,180
and I still wouldn't fuck it.
670
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:20,900
(GLEE) I'm a good singer.
I can sing, yeah?
671
00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:23,940
'Cause it's my destiny
and I can sing!
672
00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:26,340
Fu...
673
00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:30,740
(MAN) Like that, don't you, Abi?
674
00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:33,660
Mmm hmm. Say it.
675
00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:36,740
Yeah.
676
00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:41,580
(BING) 15,000 new dopple
wardrobe options launched
677
00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:43,380
last week alone.
678
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:47,660
Which effectively translates as
15,000 new ways to kill time
679
00:58:47,780 --> 00:58:49,300
in your cell before you
680
00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:52,340
explore an afterlife,
which doesn't exist anyway.
681
00:58:52,460 --> 00:58:53,740
But with any luck
it'll take your mind
682
00:58:53,860 --> 00:58:57,220
off those saddle sores, eh?
683
00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:59,660
You know, the only thing
stopping me from slashing
684
00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:02,860
myself open right now?
685
00:59:02,980 --> 00:59:04,900
I might not die right away.
686
00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:08,340
And, before I went, they'd find
a way to charge my twitching
687
00:59:08,460 --> 00:59:12,620
half-dead cadaver 20,000 merits
for swabbing the walls clean.
688
00:59:12,740 --> 00:59:14,140
Yeah.
689
00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:18,580
Anyway, hang on in
there, if you must.
690
00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:26,500
We're all in this
together they say.
691
00:59:26,620 --> 00:59:29,820
Yeah, right!
692
00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:34,300
Farewell forever!
693
00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:36,540
Till the same time next week.
694
00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:42,260
(COMPUTER VOICE)
Stream offline.
695
01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:11,500
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