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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,340 Previously on the west wing: 2 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:09,977 I really like you. Give me your Number, I'd like to call you. 3 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:11,779 Stay right here, Save yourself a call. 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:15,049 The president's pissed as hell At you, josh, and so am I. 5 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,884 It's my job to tell The president 6 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,786 The best thing He can do 7 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,421 Is to show you The door. 8 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:24,992 You won that election for him. You, leo, c.J. And sam. 9 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:28,762 Is it possible you are, What would have to be 10 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:30,998 A very high-priced call girl? 11 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,066 Yes. 12 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,734 Thirty second hypothetically. 13 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,803 You're lloyd russell, Prince of white suburban women. 14 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,239 No friend of the president. What do you do? 15 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:39,540 Put together A exploratory committee. 16 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,609 Who would run it? I'd get mandy. 17 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,377 You're dating Lloyd russell? 18 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:44,678 Yeah. 19 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:47,315 The coast guard are fishing Cubans out of the atlantic 20 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:50,017 And it turns out, I accidently Slept with a prostitute. 21 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:53,787 Would you please tell me Which one's my boss' daughter? 22 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:55,156 That would be me. 23 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,825 This is bad On so many levels. 24 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,528 Josh, don't ever do it again. 25 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:01,429 Yes, sir. 26 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:04,398 Mrs. Landingham, What's next? 27 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:12,173 ( rock music blaring ) 28 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:22,416 ( blowing horn ) 29 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:35,496 Are you crazy?! 30 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,699 Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? 31 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,934 We'll go up to My office and talk. 32 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:42,370 Why did you make that deal? 33 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,037 Lady, I don't think-- Shut up! 34 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,840 Why'd you make that deal? Just until after the midterms. 35 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:49,143 We keep the bill in committee Until after midterms-- 36 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:52,280 The white house doesn't have to Veto it until nobody's looking. 37 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:54,014 We wanted people To be looking. 38 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,449 We really should be Moving along. 39 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:58,486 Lloyd, why? Why? Why did you make that deal? 40 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,321 A good spot At the nominating convention. 41 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,190 Excuse me? That's true. 42 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:03,657 I might nominate the president. 43 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:06,260 Possibly keynote. But definitely primetime. 44 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,562 Of course they offered something Good at the convention. 45 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,765 They don't want you Nominated! Settle down. 46 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,668 It was our coming-out! We'd have the stage for a month. 47 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:17,438 It was our nesun dorma. What the hell's nesun dorma? 48 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,072 Italian aria by wagner. It's puccini. 49 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,508 Wagner's german, And you're a moron. 50 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,142 Excuse me, ma'am, Is everything alright? 51 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,511 No, everything Is not alright. 52 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,313 I left a top-tier Marketing firm 53 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,880 Where I had stock options 54 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,517 To come down here and Get this guy elected president. 55 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,419 But he went To breakfast this morning 56 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,288 And made a deal to bottle up 443 until after midterm! 57 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,923 Avoiding the national exposure 58 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:40,060 That was our only hope of making Any kind of a challenge. 59 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:42,596 Senator, We got a caucus. Hang on. 60 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,965 Lloyd, I was going to-- Listen to me. 61 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:48,068 Listen to me! 62 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:50,070 It wasn't gonna happen. 63 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:53,374 Maybe somewhere down the road 64 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,743 But this year, It wasn't gonna happen. 65 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,978 I had two years To make it happen. 66 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:59,413 I was gonna take them on. 67 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,649 They beat me before I got my boxes unpacked. 68 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,284 You'll bounce back. You've got spunk. 69 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,118 I'm gonna kill you With my shoe! 70 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,687 Mandy! Mandy! 71 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,894 It wasn't gonna happen. 72 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,564 You know what the worst Part about this is? 73 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:19,199 Well, I think you dinged up Your suspension pretty good. 74 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:20,501 No, lloyd. 75 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,336 It's the party They're having right now 76 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,171 In the west wing At my expense. 77 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:26,206 They're not having A party at the west wing. 78 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:29,243 I've worked with these people For two and a half years. 79 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:31,144 They like to win, Then they gloat. 80 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,046 I'm sure you're wrong. I'm sure I'm not. 81 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:36,350 There are very serious men And women at the white house. 82 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:39,853 A blow was struck For party unity this morning. 83 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,291 There's no cause to gloat. 84 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:45,926 Victory is mine! Victory is mine! 85 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:48,729 Great day in the morning, People, victory is mine. 86 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:49,797 Morning, josh. 87 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,832 I drink from The keg of glory, donna. 88 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,668 Bring me the finest muffins And bagels in all the land. 89 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,438 It's gonna be An unbearable day. 90 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,187 I don't understand. They refused. 91 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:48,288 How did they refuse? 92 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,857 They declined The invitation. 93 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,492 How does someone decline An invitation 94 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,327 For a photo op With the president? 95 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,963 I'm saying, this is the kind Of luck we're having. 96 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,197 Because of the joke? Yes. 97 00:04:57,264 --> 00:04:58,632 Good morning. Good morning. 98 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,601 Who's that? Who cares? We need somebody. 99 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,670 You try getting His attention on this. 100 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,237 Mrs. Landingham, Does the president 101 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,539 Have free time This morning? 102 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:07,375 He has nothing But free time, toby. 103 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:08,942 He's in the residence 104 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,178 Eating cheerios and enjoying Regis and kathie lee. 105 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,613 Shall I get him For you? 106 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,647 Sarcasm's a disturbing thing 107 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,683 Coming from a woman of your age. 108 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,785 What age would that be, toby? 109 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:18,819 Late 20s. 110 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:19,653 Attaboy. 111 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,888 Have a cookie? No. 112 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:23,357 Toby, they turned down Our request? 113 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:24,792 Good morning, sam. Good morning. 114 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,294 Have a cookie, sam. Thank you. 115 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:28,729 They're issuing a press release. 116 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,598 We'll be playing Defense all day. 117 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,900 Because of the joke? It's because of the joke. 118 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:35,936 Someone give me a river to forge A serpent to slay. 119 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,037 What's his problem? 120 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:40,340 He's drinking From the keg of glory. 121 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,875 We heard. Good job. 122 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,711 Thank you. They turned down The invitation? 123 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,345 They declined. What does that mean? 124 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:47,180 It means they turned Down the invitation. 125 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:49,016 Because of the joke? Of course. 126 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,919 Why does everyone keep asking? 127 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:53,954 That's no good. Jaworski knows that's no good. 128 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,890 Mostly he'll say the japanese Need to buy more american cars. 129 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,092 Americans need to buy More american cars. 130 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:00,661 Which is what I told jaworski. 131 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:01,895 Morning, everyone. Morning. 132 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,030 What do you got? 133 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,264 443 is gonna stay in-- 134 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:05,966 I heard. 135 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,802 The ryder cup team declined our Invitation to the white house. 136 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,438 You're kidding. Because of the joke. 137 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:11,572 You're kidding. I'm not. 138 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,273 The ryder cup team? 139 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,509 It's a group of The best golfers in the-- 140 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:18,145 I know what The ryder cup team is. 141 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,247 Sir, this may be a good time 142 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,149 To talk about Your sense of humor. 143 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,785 I've got an intelligence Briefing, a security briefing 144 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,353 And a 90-minute budget meeting 145 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,988 All scheduled for The same 45 minutes. 146 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:31,058 Now's a good time to talk about My sense of humor? 147 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,526 No. Me, neither. 148 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,962 It's just that it's not The first time it's happened. 149 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,764 I know. She's talking about texas. 150 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,600 Usa today asks why you don't Spend time campaigning in texas. 151 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:42,035 You say, you don't Look good in funny hats. 152 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,203 It was big hats. 153 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,438 What difference does it make? 154 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,606 It makes a difference. 155 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:47,240 We got whomped in texas. 156 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,942 We got whomped In texas twice. 157 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:52,045 We got whomped in the primary And we got whomped in november. 158 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,682 I think I was there. And it was avoidable, sir. 159 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,717 C.J., on your tombstone, It's gonna read 160 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,786 "Post hoc, ergo propter hoc." 161 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,922 But none of my visitors will be Able to understand my tombstone. 162 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,724 Twenty-seven lawyers In the room. 163 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:06,359 Anybody know "Post hoc, ergo propter hoc?" 164 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,195 Josh? Uh, uh, "Post", "After." 165 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,831 "After hoc", "Ergo"...."Therefore." 166 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:13,200 "After hoc, therefore", Something else "Hoc." 167 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,468 Thank you. Next. 168 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,604 If I'd gotten More credit-- Leo. 169 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,071 "After it, therefore Because of it." 170 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,907 President: "After it, Therefore because of it." 171 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,742 It means one thing Follows the other 172 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:23,677 Therefore it was caused By the other 173 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:24,912 But it's not always true. 174 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,547 In fact, It's hardly ever true. 175 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:30,450 We did not lose texas Because of the hat joke. 176 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,452 Do you know When we lost texas? 177 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,722 When you learned To speak latin? 178 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,525 Go figure. What else? 179 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,293 Captain tolliver, A cup of coffee? 180 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,862 No. I'm fine, nancy. Thank you. 181 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,097 Morris, good to see you. Good morning, mrs. Landingham. 182 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,667 Little backed up This morning. I can see that. 183 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,902 Sam, when are you writing The hilton head draft? 184 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,404 I'm closing my door From noon to 3. 185 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,773 Morris. Good morning. 186 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,542 Stan, I'll be just a second. 187 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:57,410 Take a walk with me. Sure. You look well. 188 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,713 I'm feeling pretty good. How's the baby? 189 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,815 Ten days old today. You got a picture? 190 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,017 Well, I don't know. Let me see. 191 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,386 Well, what do you know? 192 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,622 She's a knockout. Both of them. 193 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,624 I'm sorry. I've forgotten Your wife's name. 194 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:11,859 Angela. And the girl? 195 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:12,960 Corey. 196 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,862 Leo, did you tell The counsel's office 197 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,964 They'd be in On the ten o'clock? 198 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,065 I may have. 199 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,900 That's really something You wanna tell me. 200 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,935 Here. It's a baby And a new mother. 201 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,771 Look at that For a minute. Oh! 202 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,006 Listen, quickly. I know you were just filling in 203 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,642 Till terry wyatt came back, But the president likes you 204 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,711 And he'd like to Keep you on. 205 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,179 I don't have Any objections. Good. 206 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:35,215 I needn't be covered next week. I'm leaving the country. 207 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:36,784 Where you going? Jordan. 208 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,786 For how long? Just a week. 209 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,554 Then you'll start The week after. 210 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,155 Leo. Yeah. 211 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,191 I'm comparatively low-ranked. He likes you, morris. 212 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,259 He feels better After he's talked to you. 213 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,896 There have been days you've Lightened the load a little. 214 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,131 It's an awful big load. I'm just a captain. 215 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:54,167 He likes you, morris. I gotta get back in the oval. 216 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,969 Give him his picture. 217 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:14,922 Hey. Hey. 218 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,356 88-b's straightened out 219 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,792 And chris matthews Wants to know what we know. 220 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,427 Well, I have Some news. Good news? 221 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:24,097 There's a way to see it as bad, But I think it's good news. 222 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:27,334 Lloyd russell Is no longer our client. 223 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,736 Really? Yes. 224 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,570 Lloyd russell Is our only client. 225 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:31,605 Was. What happened? 226 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,140 This is a total disaster. 227 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,308 If that's the spin You're gonna put-- Mandy. 228 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,745 He wants to work With the president on 443. 229 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,179 He's not gonna run. No. 230 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,213 You lost our only client? 231 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,650 I like to think of us As a team. 232 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,284 I quit my job. So did I. 233 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,720 After putting half a million Dollars in the bank. 234 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,555 I saved wisely. How you gonna pay me? 235 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:52,025 It's so typically you to leap To that question at such a time. 236 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,461 It's not typically me, mandy. It's typically my landlord. 237 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:55,495 It's typically college loans. 238 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:56,930 It's typically the guy 239 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,565 Who'll sell me Milk next week. 240 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,801 You are not the only one With expenses, daisy. 241 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:03,036 I've got credit cards And I've got condo payments 242 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,272 Plus having dinged Suspension on my b.M.W. 243 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,608 What are we gonna do? I'm formulating a plan. 244 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,979 Josh. What do you need? 245 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,613 You owe me $100. For what? 246 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,649 I entered you In a college football pool. 247 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,484 Without telling me? It was a surprise. 248 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,919 How'd I do? You lost $100. 249 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,788 On who? On central indiana state. 250 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,857 What was the line? It wasn't that kind of a pool. 251 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,093 What kind of a pool? Just pick the winner. 252 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,594 You picked central Indiana state? 253 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,429 The fighting okies. Who were they playing? 254 00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:30,898 Notre dame. 255 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,433 You picked central indiana state Against notre dame? 256 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,068 Technically, You did. 257 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,637 Toby! Yes. 258 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,673 We need to do something. Ryder cup team. 259 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,508 That's just the latest In a string. 260 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:42,976 Yes. The banking committee. 261 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,312 New jersey, g-8. The bicycle Under the tree. 262 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,948 Yes, though I'm Not sure what our New media director 263 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,582 Would've done about that. Me, neither. 264 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,218 But we need A new media director. 265 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,687 I've been on talent shows With more polish. 266 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,556 You put on talent shows? When I was a kid. 267 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:57,791 We need to Double-team him. 268 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,226 We bring sam and c.J.. 269 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,162 We need to gang up on him. See you later. 270 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,798 It's not gonna be mandy, right? Nope. 271 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,700 Anyone but mandy. 272 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,936 "Post hoc, ergo propter hoc"? 273 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,171 I'll bet that had them Rolling in the aisles 274 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,807 At the whiffinpoof dinners. Fly in the teeth of it. 275 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,843 You're best With a pie in your face. 276 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,278 I've been told that. Keep it in your back pocket. 277 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:22,983 If you don't like the rhythm Of the "Q" and "A," Use the ryder cup. 278 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,318 Folks, please Take your seats. 279 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,421 We're gonna start The briefing. 280 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,191 Take your seats. Please take your seats, folks. 281 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,832 Good morning. 282 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,533 We've got A birthday today, right? 283 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,701 Suzanne? 284 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,503 Bobby. It's bobby's birthday. 285 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,105 Yes, it is. 286 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,541 C.J., uh, a short while ago, The vice president commented 287 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:51,979 On the white house position On the a3-c3, saying 288 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,381 And I'm quoting from notes, "This is a time 289 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,416 When the president Needs our support." 290 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,318 Can you clarify The language? 291 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,188 No, I can't. I haven't spoken With the vice president today. 292 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,824 The language Seems strained, doesn't it? 293 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,394 Strange? Strained. 294 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,030 "This is a time when the President needs our support." 295 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,165 It sounds pretty Straightforward. 296 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,601 I'll tell you what, If you consult The morning releases 297 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,737 You'll see that in the world Of sports, the white house 298 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,773 Just got dissed By 12 guys named flippy. 299 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,042 ( laughter ) 300 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:23,844 Who's got questions? 301 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,345 Over here. 302 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,181 C.J., does this have anything To do with the joke? 303 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,017 Is the president Planning on apologizing? 304 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,687 I must say it came As a bit of a surprise 305 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,923 To discover that Professional golfers 306 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,858 Don't have a sense of humor 307 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,693 Especially after seeing them In some of the outfits. 308 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,728 Hey. Hey. 309 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:42,963 What's up? 310 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,798 C.J.'s just discovered That hoynes 311 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,599 In responding to a Question about a-3 312 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,636 Said, "This is a time When the president Needs our support." 313 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,271 It's the third one In five weeks. 314 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,506 So she moved on To the ryder cup. 315 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:54,942 Wouldn't you? Yeah. 316 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,177 Make sure c.J. Keeps this off leo's desk. 317 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,212 I think it goes Right on leo's desk. 318 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,048 A vague quote from hoynes Will disappear 319 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,083 By the end of the next News cycle. 320 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,718 A fistfight between leo and The vice president's got juice. 321 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,354 Fair point. Talk to c.J. 322 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,922 Yeah, I will. 323 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,029 Do you need me? I'm sorry? 324 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,664 Didn't you come To see me? 325 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,299 I was just Stretching my legs. 326 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,133 Oh. 327 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,568 I'm supposed To be working 328 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,404 On the hilton head draft, But I'm stretching my legs. 329 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,206 Okay. 330 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,641 Last week, I was out For a late drink. 331 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,077 I met this woman Named laurie. 332 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,511 Laurie and I hit it off 333 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,947 We spent the evening Together back at her place 334 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,583 The next day, I discovered She was a call girl. 335 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:39,819 Sam... Yeah? 336 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,821 You want to close the door? 337 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,056 Yeah. 338 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,228 You slept with A call girl? 339 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,729 Well, no, I... 340 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,831 Well, yes. Yes, I did. 341 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,400 She know who you are? 342 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,668 No, I didn't reveal My secret identity, josh. 343 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,037 I'm asking Some questions. 344 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,272 Yeah, she knows I work for the president. 345 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,140 Let me finish. 346 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,541 She wouldn't Say anything. 347 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,343 How do you know? 348 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,711 I know, I know. 349 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,746 You want to call her Again, don't you? 350 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,982 I like her and she's Not what you think. 351 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,484 The only thing I know Is she's a call girl. 352 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,720 Yes. She's exactly What I think. 353 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,688 I left abruptly. I think it was rude. 354 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:18,125 You're going to try and Reform her, aren't you? 355 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,760 No, I just want to say A proper goodbye that 356 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:21,995 Shows a little respect. Sam... 357 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,830 You'd like her If you met her. 358 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,732 Promise me that'll Never happen. 359 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,100 ( knock on door ) Yes? 360 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,502 You're with the energy secretary In five minutes. 361 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,204 What's going on? 362 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,772 Nothing. Really? 363 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:33,806 Yes. You lying? 364 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,442 Yes. So I should get out? 365 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,476 Yes. 366 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:39,913 Look, whatever quest... 367 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,148 It's not a quest. Whatever! 368 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,415 You're playing With fire here. 369 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,251 Talk to toby before You do anything. 370 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,287 There's no way I can do this Without talking to toby? 371 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,121 No. 372 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,023 Ooh! Ooh! Hang on-- c.J.! 373 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,158 Just talk to toby. 374 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,392 Just toby. 375 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,894 You're late. Thank you. 376 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,329 C.J... I'm gonna kill him. 377 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,965 I would definitely Talk to him. 378 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,367 I'll talk to him. Stay on the perimeter. 379 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,135 I've stayed On the perimeter. 380 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,938 I don't want it On leo's desk. 381 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,573 Thank you. 382 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,141 ( screams ) 383 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,810 Hoynes: ...C'est un vrai plasir Et un honneur 384 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,080 D'etre votre hote Aujourd'hui. 385 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:17,784 Que vous surviviez Cette chaleure Du fin de septembre 386 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,187 Et que ce jour Soit le jour 387 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,123 Ou on construit Pour le future. 388 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,425 Absolument. 389 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,459 Tres bien dit. 390 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,560 Excellent. 391 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,795 Hey, stevie. Hey, c.J. 392 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,431 Does he have a minute? We're leaving for new york. 393 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,067 It'll just be a minute. I'm looking at my watch. 394 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,435 Au revoir. 395 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,004 Thank you. Good luck, everyone. 396 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,705 Excuse me, Mr. Vice president. 397 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,975 Sir, I wanted to talk to you For a moment about a3-c3. 398 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,210 Yes. I wanted to apologize. 399 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,644 Things happen quickly here 400 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,447 And in getting everyone On the same page... 401 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,317 Candy, the most he talked About in terms of the subsidy 402 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,352 Was $6.00 an acre. We're fixing it. 403 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,987 Had we properly Briefed your office... 404 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,855 It was $6.00 an acre. 405 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,290 Bill: got it. Sir? 406 00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:00,360 C.J., I've been kept In the loop on a.C. Cubed. 407 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,395 The quote the room Is running with is 408 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,032 "This is a time When the president Needs our support." 409 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:08,801 C.J., I've got my own Press secretary. 410 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,103 Yes, sir. Sir... 411 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,572 Got to run. Yes, sir. 412 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,312 What's in jordan? 413 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,681 Amman. You should stay here. 414 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,484 We got amman, a woman, Little kids, the works. 415 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,053 131 over 84. 416 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,655 See, that was a joke. Good one. 417 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,291 Everybody's A critic today. Hold still. 418 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,860 So what's in amman? A teaching hospital. 419 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,062 Good for you. 420 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,130 How long you gonna stay? A week. 421 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,032 When do you leave? Two hours. 422 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,268 What's my temperature? 56 degrees. 423 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,536 Fahrenheit? Yeah, is that not normal? 424 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,305 ( chuckling ) So how's the kid? 425 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,307 Ten days old today. 426 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,409 Can she spell Anything yet? No, sir. 427 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,479 Got any pictures? Thought you'd never ask. 428 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,781 Sir, they just Touched down at andrews. 429 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,583 Thank you, nancy. 430 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,319 Oh, she's beautiful. What's her name? 431 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,788 Angela's my wife. Corey is our daughter. 432 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,022 It was my grandmother's name. 433 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,657 She got it From her great aunt 434 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,494 Who got it from the first Free woman she ever met. 435 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,529 That name's got A hell of a past. 436 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,564 My family is very proud Of its past. 437 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,201 Wife's beautiful, too. How'd you get her to marry you? 438 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,968 You trick her Or something? Hypnosis. 439 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,470 Yeah, I figured. 440 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,274 Morris, I made a joke About golfers yesterday 441 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,543 And now it consumes The whole damn building. 442 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,012 Open your mouth, sir. 443 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,715 Jokes like that are part Of my folksy charm, morris. 444 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,750 It's at the very heart Of my popularity. 445 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,919 Don't you have A job approval rating 446 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,154 Of three percent Or something? 447 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,388 Well, we're having Some difficulty 448 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,656 Getting the word out. 449 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,891 Thank you. Is this from This morning, carol? 450 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,460 Yes, sir. Alright. 451 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,764 ( sighs ) So how's my pulse? 452 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,032 Have you been running 453 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,268 Up and down the stairs The past few minutes? 454 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,902 No. Then it's not That good. 455 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,538 Cut back on red meat? Yeah. 456 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,372 Dairy? Yeah. 457 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,606 How about booze? Why not? 458 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,808 Two dewars on the rocks, Mrs. Landingham. 459 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,377 Mr. President... 460 00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:01,548 I had a meeting this morning With the joint chiefs. 461 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,186 I'm an accomplished man, morris. 462 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,255 I can sit comfortably With prime ministers 463 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,790 And presidents, Even the pope. 464 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,426 Why is every time I sit With the joint chiefs 465 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,862 I feel like I'm back At my father's dinner table? 466 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,131 I'm a naval officer... You're a naval officer. 467 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,400 You're a doctor In a uniform. 468 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,338 It's not like I'm totally Without experience, you know. 469 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,774 You're talking To a former governor. 470 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,210 I was commander-in-chief In the new hampshire National guard. 471 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,245 You guys got into a lot Of tough scrapes? 472 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:36,115 We didn't have to. We'd just stand on the border And stare you down. 473 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,050 Then we'd all go for pancakes. 474 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,086 Like you got a lot Of close infantry 475 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,189 Combat training in premed? Hold still. 476 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,623 What is that? A flu shot. 477 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,693 I don't need a flu shot. You do need a flu shot. 478 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,728 Is this the start Of a military coup? 479 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,563 I want the secret Service in here. 480 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,399 In the event Of a military coup 481 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,968 What makes you think the secret Service will be on your side? 482 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,205 Now that's a thought That's going to fester. 483 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,839 Hold still. 484 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,413 Thank you. 485 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,717 I'm not comfortable With violence. 486 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,386 I know this country Has enemies 487 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:17,224 But I don't feel violent Toward any of them. 488 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,459 I don't know whether That's a weakness or not 489 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,894 But I think I know How the joint chiefs 490 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,697 Would answer that question. 491 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:28,435 Let the chiefs Get to know you, mr. President. 492 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,304 They're serious men, naturally Suspicious of your leadership. 493 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,306 That's what comes From spending a lifetime 494 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,843 Caught between the devil And the deep blue sea. 495 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,110 They're men Of character. 496 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,579 They may not Like your resume 497 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,715 But they'll like you Personally if you Give it time. 498 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,786 You have a once-in-a-generation Mind, sir. 499 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,355 Ultimately, They'll respect that. 500 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:52,725 They'll advise you well And go where you point. 501 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,794 Let the chiefs Get to know you, sir. 502 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:58,431 In the meantime You outrank them, so don't Worry about it so much 503 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,233 And cut back on the dairy. 504 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,734 And the red meat. 505 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,102 And the scotch. 506 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,371 Don't forget Your picture. 507 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,306 Corey's a Beautiful child. 508 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,140 Yeah, I know. 509 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,409 Look what I done. 510 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,643 You didn't do Nothing, mister. 511 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,479 You were a passenger On this one. 512 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,314 Your job is to Pay the bills 513 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,416 Do what these ladies Tell you to do. 514 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,651 Also, you got to teach her How to whistle. 515 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,287 Her mother won't do that. Right. 516 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,121 See you next week. In two weeks. 517 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,356 Right. 518 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,825 Morris. 519 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:26,859 Yes, sir. 520 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,430 Look at that picture again. 521 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,301 See? 522 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,472 The past isn't the only thing Your family can be proud of. 523 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,811 Yes, sir. 524 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,614 Go away. 525 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,354 Mr. President, you remember Stuart white and ray finley. 526 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,789 I do, indeed. Mr. White, good to see you. 527 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:57,824 Mr. Finley... 528 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,033 Josh. Who do you want for The pool this saturday? 529 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,468 Another hundred bucks. 530 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,637 You have to play. I see it different. 531 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,473 Who do you like, rocky Mountain college or purdue? 532 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,576 Can you give me Yeshiva university Over the cowboys? 533 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,411 If you're not gonna Take this seriously... 534 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,847 Leo will be ready In about a half hour. 535 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:21,681 Thanks. 536 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,716 C.J., did you Talk to hoynes? 537 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,117 Yeah. And? 538 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,353 We're fine. You sure? 539 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,254 Yeah. C.J.? 540 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,622 We're fine. Okay. 541 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,257 Leo will call When he's ready. 542 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,625 Anyone but mandy. 543 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:33,660 Right. 544 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,964 Mandy: I have a ph.D., Did you know that? 545 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,231 Yes. 546 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,801 Some people Don't know that. I do. 547 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,904 I've got a bachelor's Degree in art history 548 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,374 And a master's degree In communications 549 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,842 And a ph.D. In political science. 550 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,077 Yes. 551 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,646 I'm accomplished And brilliant. 552 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:57,049 And yet, look how Young and cute I am. 553 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,719 What about gil mcgreggor? Who'd think that someone 554 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,754 Who had accomplished As much as I have 555 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,590 Would be this young Or this cute? 556 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,358 Gil mcgreggor. But here I am. 557 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,360 I won't call Gil mcgreggor. Why not? 558 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:11,030 I'm not cold-calling businesses Like an encyclopedia salesman. 559 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,298 Fine. 560 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,300 You do it. 561 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,335 No. Neither of us Have to do it. 562 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,970 Things haven't gotten that bad. 563 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,206 Ms. Hampton, we are Sitting on the stairs 564 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:22,642 Drinking wine Out of paper cups. 565 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:27,414 I'd like it if you Called me dr. Hampton. 566 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,616 Give me the bottle. 567 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,021 ( phone ringing ) 568 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:40,026 Sam seaborn's office. Hi, it's danny for sam. 569 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:43,062 He's writing now, danny. He asked me to hold the calls. 570 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,363 Okay. 571 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,399 He just came out. We'll call you back. 572 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:47,700 I'm done. You sure? 573 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,636 You're done polishing? Yes. 574 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,271 You're done tweaking? Done tweaking, done polishing. 575 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,541 I'm done. Take it to c.J. 576 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:56,876 Wait. 577 00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:03,215 Yes. I'm done. Really. 578 00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:06,252 ...Wait and hope a statement Comes out of the u.N. 579 00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:07,687 It's the least They can do. 580 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:10,523 The u.N.'s already doing The least they can do. 581 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:13,893 Hey, sam, what's up? Just stretching my legs. 582 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,094 Hi. Hi. 583 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,529 How's it going? I'm finished. 584 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,164 Talking about The hilton head draft? 585 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,566 I used pretty Tough language. 586 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,267 "Political cover," "Counterproductive." 587 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:22,502 Good. 588 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,873 Now, I'm just Stretching my legs. 589 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:27,907 Good. 590 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,918 Can I talk To you a second? Yeah. 591 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:42,755 I'm gonna Shut the door. Okay. 592 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,897 About a week ago, I accidentally Slept with a prostitute. 593 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,702 Really? Yes. 594 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,904 You accidentally Slept with a prostitute. 595 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:58,738 Call girl. 596 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,173 Accidentally? Yes. 597 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,409 I don't understand. Did you trip over something? 598 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:04,744 I didn't know she was. 599 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,178 There wasn't A red flag 600 00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,615 When she charged you money In exchange for sex? 601 00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:10,449 She didn't charge me, toby. Come on. 602 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:13,085 I didn't find out about it Till the next day. 603 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:17,890 Where'd you meet her? The farnsworth. 604 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,325 Did anyone see you? No. 605 00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:20,459 You sure? Yes. 606 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,495 Although I was With billy for a time. 607 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:23,730 Billy who? Kenworthy. 608 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,732 Kenworthy of The wall street journal. 609 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,568 He talked to me about josh During the mary marsh thing 610 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:31,270 And he left before I... ...Picked up a hooker. 611 00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,039 Call girl. 612 00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:35,474 The distinction'll be very Important to the grand jury. 613 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:39,345 I haven't broken any laws. 614 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:40,580 Who else knows About this? 615 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:41,614 Josh. And who else? 616 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:42,815 That's it. 617 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,651 So it's just me, you, The hooker 618 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,285 The president's Deputy chief of staff 619 00:24:46,352 --> 00:24:47,687 And the wall street journal. 620 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:50,489 Toby, she's not a hooker. Hang on a second, sam. 621 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,725 I'd like to call So we can be friends. 622 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:55,361 I don't see the danger in that. No, no, sam. 623 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:56,495 To reform her? No. 624 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:57,764 I think you are. 625 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,666 She shouldn't feel Like trash because I 626 00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:02,669 Have a job where adults aren't Given benefit of doubt. 627 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:03,703 ( door opens ) 628 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,171 Let's go. He's free? 629 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,205 Yeah. 630 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:13,245 Did you know about this? Know about what? 631 00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:15,147 With him. Yes. 632 00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:16,716 And you're not concerned? 633 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,951 Who among us hasn't known Forbidden love, toby? 634 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,987 Why spring break alone... I was gonna say... 635 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:23,590 This administration Doesn't even need An opposition party. 636 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:27,126 You know that? We do fine by ourselves. 637 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,695 Sam. 638 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:30,329 Just don't do anything Stupid, okay? 639 00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:31,564 Yeah. 640 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,199 Nice job On the hilton head draft. 641 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,635 Leo: You have three minutes. What do you want? 642 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:36,936 Toby: A full-time consultant. 643 00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:38,971 The dollar's down three cents Against the yen. 644 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,607 Up two pennies Against the euro. 645 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:43,175 What we need is an economic Stimulus package 646 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:46,278 That doesn't look like it was Put together at an amway rally. 647 00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:48,514 But that's not the meeting We're having now. 648 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:49,749 Fair point. The ryder cup 649 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,584 Shouldn't have been On our radar screen. 650 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:52,885 That's right. 651 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,521 So, you'll let us hire A new media consultant? 652 00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:57,323 Absolutely. Who do we get? 653 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,891 Mandy. Excellent choice. 654 00:25:58,958 --> 00:25:59,992 Yes. 655 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,961 Wait. What? 656 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:04,263 Mandy. Who's recently unemployed 657 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:07,299 And I don't think josh has Gotten enough credit for that. 658 00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:08,968 We need her again, josh. Mandy? 659 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,237 We need her. Wait. This is an ambush. 660 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,439 I'm getting mugged, You're the gang leader. 661 00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:15,074 Can you think Of a single reason 662 00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:17,109 Not to use mandy That isn't personal? 663 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:17,944 Sure. What? 664 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:20,246 She used to be my girlfriend. 665 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:21,480 That's good enough for me. 666 00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:22,682 Let's do it. Excellent. 667 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,083 Hang on. This'll be great. 668 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:26,185 Wait. I have certain objections. Like what? 669 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,320 The president's Not gonna go for this. 670 00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:29,989 Sure he will. How do you know? 671 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,024 You already asked him. I already asked him. 672 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,893 Alright, listen, fine. I'm a team player. 673 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,829 My record's clear on that. Yes. 674 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:40,266 She answers to me And she answers to toby. 675 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:43,535 I don't wanna go 15 rounds With her in the oval office. 676 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,171 Does that wrap it up? Yeah. 677 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,338 Thank you, everybody. 678 00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:48,941 You know, I'm gonna Draw a chart for her 679 00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:50,743 With lines and arrows, Clearly indicating 680 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:53,579 That she answers to me And she answers to toby. 681 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,782 Leo: C.J., hang on a second. 682 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,786 Did you talk to hoynes today? 683 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,553 Yeah, for a minute This morning. 684 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,922 About a3-c3? 685 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:03,956 Yeah. 686 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,391 I mean About the quote. 687 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,425 Yeah. 688 00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:07,626 And? 689 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,862 Miscommunication. He's on board. 690 00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:12,732 Yeah? Yeah. 691 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,300 I don't understand. What kind... 692 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:15,735 His statement got truncated. 693 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:18,370 I'd leave it alone. 694 00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:20,639 Okay. 695 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:22,241 Anything else? No. 696 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,310 I'll be in my office. 697 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:29,916 She answers to me And she answers to toby. 698 00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:35,087 President: Mrs. Landingham? 699 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,189 Yes, sir. I'm done, right? 700 00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:40,993 There are some calls But you can make them From the residence. 701 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:43,095 Thank you. What's in the bag? 702 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,131 Delegation from The university of Nebraska was sorry 703 00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:46,966 You couldn't see them During their visit 704 00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,869 And they left this for you With their compliments. 705 00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:51,771 It's a shirt. Yes, sir. 706 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:53,973 They left me a shirt? Yes, sir. 707 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,943 I think they left me something Else, mrs. Landingham. 708 00:27:57,009 --> 00:28:03,682 I think they left me 12 center-cut prime filet Omaha steaks, mrs. Landingham. 709 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:07,153 I was going to have Mario fix me one of Those steaks tonight. 710 00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:08,921 Dr. Tolliver Was very clear... 711 00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:11,724 You stole my steaks. I didn't steal them. 712 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,993 I'm simply following The direct orders 713 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,095 Of captain morris Tolliver, m.D. 714 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:18,965 Who would like to See your diet contain A little less... 715 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,667 You are a cattle rustler, Mrs. Landingham. 716 00:28:21,734 --> 00:28:24,170 If you say so, Mr. President. 717 00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:25,938 And no scotch Tonight, sir. 718 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:29,876 Between you and morris tolliver, Who needs a wife or a mother? 719 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,844 Goodnight, Mr. President. 720 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:36,783 Christiansen? No. 721 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:37,950 Stilwell? No. 722 00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:39,385 Crouse? The one from indiana? 723 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,787 Alabama. No. 724 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:42,621 The one from indiana? No. 725 00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:43,756 Uh, kittis. No. 726 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:44,957 Waveman? No. 727 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:46,125 Brock? No. 728 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:47,359 Uh, silverman? No. 729 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:48,828 Bartlet. 730 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:51,530 What about bartlet? 731 00:28:51,597 --> 00:28:53,432 What are you doing here? 732 00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:54,466 Jed bartlet? 733 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:55,701 Nobel laureate in economics 734 00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:57,403 Three-term congressman, Two-term governor. 735 00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:59,872 It does look like you Could use a client. 736 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:01,340 What do you say? 737 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:04,176 You wanna work for the leader Of the free world? 738 00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:08,347 Josh. 739 00:29:10,716 --> 00:29:12,251 Well, it took you Long enough. 740 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:14,987 Ow! You cut me out for a year. 741 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:16,322 Once the ryder cup team... 742 00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:18,357 We got rules. I don't wanna hear it. 743 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,726 What are the rules? One: she can't punch me. 744 00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:25,364 Two: I'd prefer you two Didn't get drunk In the middle of the day. 745 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:26,598 No. Agreed. 746 00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:28,667 Fine. We really appreciate this. 747 00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:30,469 He's not doing us a favor. 748 00:29:30,536 --> 00:29:32,171 You are a good man, josh. 749 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,840 Yes, I really am Quite something. 750 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:36,075 Just want to die. How do we thank you? 751 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:38,410 The look on mandy's face Is thanks enough. 752 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:40,446 Get your coats. You hungry? No. Yes. 753 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:42,148 Yes. Let's go. 754 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:45,184 Rule number three-- and I really Can't emphasize this enough-- 755 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:47,954 You answer to me And you answer to toby. 756 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,056 My office is drawing up Some instructional charts 757 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:52,091 That pretty much outline The chain of command. 758 00:29:52,158 --> 00:29:55,661 For instance, you answer to me And you answer to toby. 759 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,329 I understand. Do you? 760 00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,165 Yes. Good. 761 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:01,367 In your dreams. Mandy! 762 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:03,369 In your little dreams. 763 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:08,340 Excuse me. The vice president is here. 764 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:09,909 Thanks. 765 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:14,480 Hey, leo. Good evening, Mr. Vice president. 766 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:16,048 Thanks, margaret. 767 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:18,784 How was new york? 768 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:21,220 Standard and poor will raise The city's credit rating. 769 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,789 Good. Nice of you To call me over. 770 00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:25,724 We don't see Enough of each other. 771 00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,326 No. Margaret's looking good. 772 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,761 Did you blow off C.J. Craig this morning? 773 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,199 Is that what this is about? Did you? 774 00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:35,101 C.J. Doesn't need To come running... 775 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,003 C.J. Didn't come running, john. 776 00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:39,305 She covered your ass. She's a good girl. 777 00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:41,407 And when she Tells you something 778 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:45,777 I want you to consider it A directive from this office. 779 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,847 You want me to consider it A directive from this office? 780 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:50,917 Yes. 781 00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,351 Well, let me consult Article two 782 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:53,986 Of the constitution 'cause I'm not 783 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,621 A hundred percent sure Where this office 784 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,257 Gets the authority To direct me to the men's room. 785 00:30:58,324 --> 00:31:00,126 You really want to do this now? 786 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:03,762 Leo, I have had it up to here With you and your pal. 787 00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:06,565 I got shoved into a broom... Excuse me. 788 00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:09,368 Me and my pal? Yes. 789 00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:11,670 You are referring To president bartlet? 790 00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:14,106 Yes. Refer to him that way. 791 00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:16,008 Goodnight, leo. 792 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:18,610 Don't do What you're doing, john. 793 00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:20,379 You're a world-class Political operative, leo. 794 00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:23,015 Why shouldn't I keep on Doing what I've been doing? 795 00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:25,451 'cause I'll win And you'll end up 796 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:28,520 Playing celebrity golf The rest of your life. 797 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:33,025 How long do you expect me To stick around here 798 00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:35,494 And be his whipping boy? 799 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:40,099 Give this president Anything less than Your full-throated support 800 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:43,502 And you're gonna find out Exactly how long. 801 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:52,711 Goodnight, leo. 802 00:31:52,778 --> 00:31:55,181 Goodnight, john. 803 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:23,342 Excuse me. 804 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:24,443 Hi. Hi. 805 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,245 I'm looking For laurie. 806 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:27,879 I don't know anyone Named laurie. 807 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,648 Laurie's not Her real name. 808 00:32:29,715 --> 00:32:30,916 Laurie's not Her real name? 809 00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:33,419 Actually, laurie Is her real name. 810 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,921 I saw her with you The other night. 811 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:37,823 Oh, yeah, I remember you. 812 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:39,525 Ah, more good news For toby. 813 00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:42,995 What? Nothing. Could you Tell me where she is? 814 00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:46,632 She's in the back. Thank you. 815 00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:48,800 She's busy. Only take a sec. 816 00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:51,870 Man: Hong kong? That place Has really gone downhill 817 00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:53,239 Since they Changed chefs. 818 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,207 ( laughing ) 819 00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:57,976 Hi. 820 00:32:58,044 --> 00:32:59,445 Hi. Look at this. 821 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:01,880 I come for a drink And here you are. 822 00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:04,583 How about that? How you doing? 823 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:05,617 Hi. 824 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:08,720 This is... 825 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:11,090 Sam seaborn. 826 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:12,991 From the white house? Yes, sir. 827 00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:15,227 I hope you don't Mind my barging in. 828 00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:17,463 It's just that I've known Her my whole life. 829 00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,498 How do you know brittany? Who's brittany? 830 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:21,400 I am. Okay. 831 00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:24,903 Sam, we're in the middle Of something here. 832 00:33:24,970 --> 00:33:26,538 No problem. I don't Mean to interrupt. 833 00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:29,375 I'll just go back to the bar And call my friend 834 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:31,009 The assistant U.S. Attorney general 835 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:32,644 See if he wants to come down 836 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:36,482 And meet for a drink with me And that woman back there. 837 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:38,084 Excuse me. 838 00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:41,019 Good to see you. 839 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:42,254 Okay. 840 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:49,961 Laurie, I called you four times. Were you ever gonna call back? 841 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,197 Stay away from me. Laurie... 842 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:52,831 I can't believe You just did that. 843 00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:55,467 I came here... I left my coat At the table. 844 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,304 If I cost you some money, I'll write you a check. 845 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,139 You go to hell For saying that. 846 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:01,440 I wasn't... 847 00:34:01,507 --> 00:34:03,909 I'm sorry. That was The wrong thing to say. 848 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:05,911 Yes. You're gonna Freeze out here. 849 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,546 I don't care. Take my coat. 850 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,881 No. Come on. 851 00:34:09,948 --> 00:34:12,184 Give it to me. 852 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:14,653 I can't believe You said that in there. 853 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,022 I backed away from you So quietly, sam. 854 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:19,858 You know I did. I never would Have caused any trouble. 855 00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:22,661 And then, you come in And you brandish this-this... 856 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,296 By the way, The attorney general 857 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:25,897 Has no jurisdiction here. 858 00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:27,733 I break the law In the district 859 00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:29,368 I break the law In maryland 860 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:31,803 From time to time, I break the law in Pennsylvania. 861 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:33,639 I have never Committed a federal crime 862 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:37,309 Which is more than I can Say for people in Your line of work. 863 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:40,346 You're absolutely right. I need a cab. 864 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:47,052 So I had a pretty good day. Congratulations. 865 00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:50,922 I feel like more and more I'm playing a role In policy discussion.. 866 00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:52,958 Why did you come And find me tonight? 867 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:54,193 What? 868 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,027 Why did you call me Four times 869 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,297 And then come And find me? 870 00:34:58,364 --> 00:35:01,267 Just to tell you I had a pretty good day. 871 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:05,904 I don't need saving, sam. Yeah, you do. 872 00:35:05,971 --> 00:35:08,774 Are you aware That I make more Money than you do? 873 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,009 You and any kid With a decent paper route. 874 00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:15,013 And you understand that I wasn't abused as a child 875 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,648 That I like what I do. Really? 876 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:18,284 It's putting me Through law school. 877 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:20,118 There isn't A state bar in this country 878 00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:22,754 That'll admit you With a solicitation bust On your record. 879 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:25,391 I won't get busted. As opposed the others who do. 880 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:29,161 I gotta tell you. I think you look Terrific tonight. 881 00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:32,864 Thank you. I'm not saying for the coat. 882 00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:34,300 You're gonna try And change me, 883 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,535 Arguing asserting a position Every time I turn around. 884 00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,170 I'm a lawyer And speech writer. 885 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:40,439 I argue for a living And I'm sought after 886 00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:42,541 'cause I'm very Good at it. 887 00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:45,344 You humiliated Me back there 888 00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:48,547 And you scared me. You understand that? 889 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:49,915 Yes. 890 00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:53,585 And? 891 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:58,056 I guess that's just The way it goes. 892 00:35:58,123 --> 00:35:59,291 Well, that's not good enough. 893 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:00,926 It's gonna have to be. Why? 894 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,160 'cause I've Decided to become 895 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:03,895 A good friend Of yours. 896 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:06,965 Oh, am I supposed To just strip down For you now? 897 00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:08,200 No. 898 00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:11,603 Really? 899 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,505 Really. 900 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:19,278 So, what are we Supposed to do? 901 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,480 Whatever it is, Could we do it indoors? 902 00:36:21,547 --> 00:36:24,115 'cause I'm from Southern california... Yes. 903 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,351 Good. 904 00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:28,920 You wanna buy me a drink? 905 00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:31,757 I have to say that sounded Very professional to me. 906 00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,792 Shut up. Okay. 907 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,561 So you gonna reveal State secrets? 908 00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:37,996 To be honest, I don't know Any state secrets. 909 00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:39,698 Now he tells me. 910 00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:42,133 I can recite The members of congress In alphabetical order. 911 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,604 Ooh, geez, sam, how Do the girls stay on Their feet with you? 912 00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:48,407 I've got some patter With the capital gains tax. 913 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,398 Eagle's by. 914 00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:14,065 They'll be in position In two hours? 915 00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:16,502 And they'd be backed up By a second carrier group 916 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:19,638 Plus the f-14s off The george washington And the coral sea. 917 00:37:19,705 --> 00:37:22,240 How soon before An estimated b.D.A.? 918 00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:24,009 Ten minutes. 919 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,143 President's waiting. 920 00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:26,912 Excuse me, gentlemen. 921 00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:30,115 Leo, you need me? 922 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:31,350 No. 923 00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:54,806 Mr. President, Morris tolliver is dead. 924 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:57,776 An air force transport Carrying morris 925 00:37:57,843 --> 00:37:58,810 Twelve other doctors 926 00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:01,246 42 support staff And a crew of five 927 00:38:01,313 --> 00:38:03,048 To a teaching Hospital in amman 928 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:08,820 Exploded in midair About 150 miles North of tartus. 929 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:11,757 What was first thought to be A mechanical failure 930 00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:15,361 Was then claimed by a muslim Fundamentalist group 931 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:17,396 After a keyhole satellite Sent back a record 932 00:38:17,463 --> 00:38:22,233 Of the heat stream Coming from what's Called an f.I.M.-92 933 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:27,138 Which is a shoulder- Mounted surface-to-air Missile launcher. 934 00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:29,140 In the last 90 minutes or so 935 00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:31,242 That's been Debunked as well. 936 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,044 Hard intelligence is telling us 937 00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:36,882 The order came through The syrian defense ministry. 938 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:40,318 Baker and lennox Are on their way From the pentagon 939 00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:42,320 And brodie's in The situation room 940 00:38:42,388 --> 00:38:44,923 Preparing for Your briefing. 941 00:38:50,396 --> 00:38:52,531 What time is it? 942 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:56,502 It's 10:38 In damascus. 943 00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:58,537 Where is The syrian ambassador? 944 00:38:58,604 --> 00:39:01,473 He's at his residence On a secure phone line. 945 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:02,741 Tel aviv and london? 946 00:39:02,808 --> 00:39:06,044 State's waiting for your word. 947 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:09,114 Alright. Uh... 948 00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:15,421 I'm going to call Morris' wife now. 949 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:19,057 I'll meet you In the situation room. 950 00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:20,626 Yes, sir. 951 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,062 Leo. 952 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,202 I am not frightened. 953 00:39:31,269 --> 00:39:34,606 I'm gonna blow them Off the face of the earth 954 00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:37,909 With the fury Of god's own thunder. 955 00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:43,482 Get the commanders. 956 00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:53,625 ( door closes ) 70211

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