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Oh, hello, there!
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Didn't see you
creeping up
behind me.
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Welcome. Come on,
come in here
and listen
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to this wonderful tale of woe.
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Not woe as in,
"Ah, bummer, man!"
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But woe as in,
"Whoa! That's amazing!
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"I can't believe
that pretty much
actually happened!
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"With a couple
of embellishments
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"along the way."
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Our tale is a taleof two islands.
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One isa teeny-weenybeautiful,
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little tropical islandin the Pacific Ocean
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called American Samoa.
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Home to a wonderful people,who are deeply religious,
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hardworkingand deeply religious.
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But the other island,that was a man.
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The Palagi white man!
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And just like
any incredible story,
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our tale begins
with utter humiliation.
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- Well, here they come.- American Samoa.
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A bit of smiling going on,but some apprehension as well.
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Well, that's the first one.
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Goal! It's three.
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They scored again.Five for the Socceroos.
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Goodness me. Humiliation.Boys against men.
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Oh dear, oh dear.Hard to keep count.
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It's getting embarrassing.
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Goal. Goal. Goal.
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Just too easy. Goal.
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Thirty-one.American Samoa
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on the wrong endof the biggest
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World Cup hammering ever.
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And 10 years later,they were just as bad.
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In fact, I think they hadactually gotten worse.
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Come on!
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American Samoa!
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- Samoa!
- Samoa!
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You guys suck!
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Oh, we're going to lose.
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- Okay, we can do it.
- Come on.
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We're going already!
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- What are you doing?
- Goal!
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Oh, my gloves
weren't even on yet.
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Pisa, put your gloves on.
I'm not even ready!
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Come on!
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Help, help, help!
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Goal!
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Move out.
Move out.
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Goal!
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Goal!
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That was
a terrible first half.
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And now I'm forced
to give you a growling.
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Are you ready
for the growling?
Hmm?
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Yes.
Okay,
you asked for it.
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Get ready.
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You were bad.
You are bad.
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That was bad.
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Where's the heart?
Where's the spirit?
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You have to play
with heart and spirit.
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You're bad. Bad!
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Okay, Ace,
I'll take over from here.
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Yeah, I think
that's best,
yeah.
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Okay, gentlemen,
listen up.
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In case you don't know me,
I'm Tavita Taumua.
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I'm the President
of the Football Federation
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of American Samoa.
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But I think you all
do know me.
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Hi, son.
Hey, Dad.
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I'm here
to beg something
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from you
for the second half.
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I know we've never ever
scored a goal, ever!
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But we have to
because I've made a bet
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with the heads
of the football federations
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from the other islands
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that we could.
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And if we don't,
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they're going to draw
a lady boobs on my face.
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That's some
pretty powerful motivation.
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Both teams,
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please return to the field.
Okay! 45 minutes left!
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Let's go,
American Samoa!
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One heart!
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Hey, guys, heads up.
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Not all of the goals went in.
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So, that's heart and spirit.
Right, Tavita?
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Ace, you're a lovely guy,
but you're a terrible coach.
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You're sacked.
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Okay, cool.
That seems fair.
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Yeah, take a look.
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Count the boobs.
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Count them.
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Individual boobs
or pairs?
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I'll save you the trouble.
There's 11 pairs.
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Eleven pairs.
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They drew these
with permanent marker.
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You know
what permanent means?
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Forever!
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Aren't you guys sick
of losing?
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We haven't scored one goal
in the history
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of our country trying
to have a soccer team.
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Doesn't that
strike you as odd?
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Mark my words,
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things are going
to change.
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I'm going to get us
a new coach.
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Huh?
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New coach.
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Where am I going
to find a new coach?
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You have to look
off island.
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No, that's treason.
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Treason is sending
that poor team
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to play games they have
no hope of winning.
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You have to think
outside the box.
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Hmm, well,
sometimes the box
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is too small
to think inside of.
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Maybe I will do it.
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I've already done it.
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I've rung the American
Football Federation
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to put an ad up
for the job.
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Dad, we don't need
some Palagi with
his white savior complex
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to come teach us
how to play soccer.
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Daru!
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But there's so many
other great coaches
on the island.
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Like who?
Like Ace.
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I sacked him.
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He's no good
with pressure.
He hates pressure.
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You hate pressure,
don't you, Ace?
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Yeah, that's true.
I hate it.
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There's only four weeks
to the World Cup
qualifier, Dad.
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We should
just get a coach
from the island.
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Don't make me
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hit you with this sandal.
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We are getting
a real coach.
That's it!
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And don't think
I haven't noticed
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those big boobs
on your face.
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Whose boobs are those?
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I don't know,
they're drawings.
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Drawings of boobs
are a gateway
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to the real thing.
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Be careful,
my mister.
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Look,
I know this season
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didn't go as planned.
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It's known
as the beautiful game,
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but let's face it,
it's a complicated game, guys.
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Football, soccer,
as you like to call it,
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is like life. You know?
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You're riding high in April
and shot down in May.
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Um, next season, I think,
we have a real shot.
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As long as you, uh,
trust me and allow me
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to play the system
that I like to play.
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Uh, I'm sorry,
uh, Thomas,
did nobody tell you?
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You're...
You're fired.
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Did honestly
nobody tell you?
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- Rhys, did you not...
- Yeah, of course, I...
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I'm fired?
Are you joking?
Are you kidding me?
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Obviously,
you're in shock,
which is understandable.
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And it is only natural
that you go through
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the five stages
of grief,
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which Rhys, I think,
you have a...
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Yes. Thank you, Alex.
We'll just quickly run this...
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Thank you, Chris.
There we go. Yep,
too far. Release it.
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Now, to...
You've lost it.
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Settle it there.
Just, yep,
there we go.
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Thanks, Chris.
Spin it round.
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No, you got
to flip it.
Flip the...
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Yep, there we go.
And spin it round.
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Stage one, denial.
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This is not happening.
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There it is. That's it,
that's classic denial.
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Good news is,
you got two options. Rhys?
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Option one, that's where
you're currently at.
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- Or...
- Chris?
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Pacific Ocean?
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Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no.
Specifically, American Samoa.
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American Samoa?
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Are you serious?
Is this a joke?
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Gail, do you know
about this?
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Yes, it was my idea.
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Can't believe
you'd do this to me!
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I deserve some respect.
Oh, boy.
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I'm the only one
in this room
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that knows anything
about this game.
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Stage two. Anger.
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That anger
is real.
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Was he this angry
when you were married?
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He was calmer before.
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Thomas, you need to stop
thinking about this
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as some kind of punishment.
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This could be
a chance to heal.
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Maybe find
a new direction.
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Oh, Gail!
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God, I love that, Gail.
That is so good.
Excellent.
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I played this game
at the top level.
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This isn't fair.
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Fair?
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You want to know
about fair?
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Oh, here we go.
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Let me tell you
a story, buddy.
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When I was a kid,
I had this dog.
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And I loved this dog.
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But then,
he got older.
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And I guess he had
some anger issues.
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Wasn't the same dog.
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My dad said that we needed
to put the dog down.
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So, we take him outside,
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and this dog,
he is whimpering.
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We're taking him out.
"Oh, no,
this isn't fair.
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"Remember how good
I was in the past?"
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And my dad made me
take that dog outside
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and drown him
in the pond.
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I'm the dog
in this story?
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No, of course not.
I'm just telling you
the story
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about my dog
when I was growing up.
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And the fact that my dad
was a bit of an asshole.
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Okay, look.
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I can change.
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I'm flexible, guys.
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Let's not make
any rash decisions here.
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Really,
really good stuff, Thomas.
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You are smoking
through these.
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- There's only two left.
- Oh, that's great.
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'Cause I got to...
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Wow.
Chris?
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We only got
one left.
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And it's
my favorite one
of all.
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Mr. Rongen? Mr. Rongen,
hello, Mr. Rongen.
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Welcome to American Samoa.
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What is this shit?
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No naughty words,
pretty please.
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This is
Who's On The Plane?
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American Samoa's
top-rated show.
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We interview people
who travel to the island
on the plane.
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Well, I guess what everyoneat home wants to know is
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why have you comehalfway across the world
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to coach
the worst soccer team
in the world?
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I have a very particularset of skills.
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Skills I've acquiredover a very long career.
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Skills that make mea nightmare
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for people like you.
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I've come here to impasse
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my knowledgeand unique insight
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into the beautiful gameand turn this team around.
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I'm not God,
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but I may as well be.
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Because I performmore miracles than him.
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Okay, well,
one thing's for sure.
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The new coach
is very friendly
and outgoing.
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We'll see you next timefor another edition
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of Who's On The Plane?
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Mr. Thomas Rongen!
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It's very nice
to meet you.
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I am Tavita,
I'm the President
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of the Football Federation
of American Samoa.
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And also the cameraman
for Who's On The Plane?
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It's a small island.
We all have lots of jobs.
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Now, as an honored guest,
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we have a very
special surprise
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waiting outside.
Okay?
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So, Gus will look
after you.
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Yeah, you'll love this.
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This is so exciting!
Guys! Guys!
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Dad, why
are we here?
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It's all part of
my exciting
master surprise plan.
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Gentlemen, I am proud
to officially announce
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our new official
national coach
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of the American Samoa
soccer team.
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He's played with some of
the top players
in the world.
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Oh.
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And, he's originally
from Europe.
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Oh.
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So, let's give him a warm
American Samoan welcome!
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Um, okay, guys, hey...
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Your chariot awaits.
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Okay, okay.
274
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Yeah, great stuff, guys.
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I think he feels
really welcome.
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We'll see you
at training.
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00:14:24,699 --> 00:14:25,800
Hey. Dad,
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00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:27,669
how many offshore people
applied for the job?
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Oh, the response
was incredible!
280
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:30,971
Yeah? How many
people responded?
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00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,841
Well,
there was him.
282
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,141
Yeah, it was just him.
283
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,377
But the fact
that he responded,
284
00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:38,011
absolutely incredible.
285
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,113
I really think things
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are gonna turn around.
You know, son?
287
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,717
It's like
in The Matrix.
288
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:46,019
I think this man
is the Neo.
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00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,128
Welcometo American Samoa.
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With a populationof 57,534 people,
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American Samoa isa United States territory
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like Puerto Rico, but muchsmaller and further away.
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The two main exportsare NFL players and tuna.
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It should not be confused
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with the independent nationof Samoa
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with their cocky,stuck-up people
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always bragging abouttheir 24-hour McDonald's.
298
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,220
Even thoughwe are both Samoan...Hey.
299
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,790
...there are two Samoas.
300
00:15:21,823 --> 00:15:23,190
Can you drive faster?
301
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,325
Oh, I would never breakthe speed limit.
302
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,162
It's 20 miles per houracross the whole island.
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00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,898
Interesting fact.The bird
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on the flagof American Samoa...
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00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:37,572
Welcome to your
new accommodation.
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00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:39,306
Oh, that's your car,
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so you can move
around the island
at will.
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Mmm-hmm.
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00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,948
And now,
the piece de residence.
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Your castle awaits.
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Your landlord
is Sione.
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He lives in the house
next door.
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And he is available
seven-twenty-four
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to address
your every need.
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00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:05,065
Seven-twenty-four?
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00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,000
Seven days out
of every twenty-four.
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Well, I'll let you
get settled in.
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And I will leave this
Welcome to American Samoa
video here
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for you to peruse
at your leisure.
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The qualifiers are
only four weeks away,
Mr. Rongen.
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All I want from our team
is just one goal.
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One goal.
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One goal.
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00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:52,580
Hello?
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00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:57,719
Hello? Can I use
the phone?
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00:17:19,974 --> 00:17:21,208
Rongen won the MLS
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Coach of the Year award
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and coached the US men'snational team.
329
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,881
But his careerwent mysteriously
330
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,616
off the rails two years ago.
331
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:31,385
And I think the questionwe're all wondering is...
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00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,655
Why have you come halfwayacross the world
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00:17:33,688 --> 00:17:36,691
to coachthe worst soccer teamin the world?
334
00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:41,696
Coach Rongen has
335
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,096
a colorful reputation.What, what, what, what?
336
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:46,534
But the team is hopefulhe can save them
337
00:17:46,568 --> 00:17:49,771
from anotherinternational humiliation.
338
00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:51,973
We caught up with himas he got off the plane.
339
00:17:52,006 --> 00:17:53,373
Welcome to American Samoa.
340
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:54,441
What isthis?
341
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:58,178
Oh, you're from TV.
Famous guy.
342
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,014
Welcome to
the convenience store.
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00:18:00,048 --> 00:18:01,783
I see you found
our conveniently
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00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:03,885
located
libation station.
345
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,921
And conveniently,
we're the local
movie rental place.
346
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,623
And the convenient
dreamcatcher outlet.
347
00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:11,693
You guys have
a public phone
that I could use?
348
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,161
Hello?
349
00:18:14,696 --> 00:18:15,697
Excuse me?
350
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,297
Hello?
351
00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:22,537
What the...
352
00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:39,453
Now, we gonna do
the Hollywood.
353
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,522
Ah, and that's where
you grab your leg.
354
00:18:41,556 --> 00:18:45,059
Ah, and it's really sore,
and you fall down. Hollywood.
355
00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:46,393
Arnold!
356
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,198
Get up! Up, up, up!
357
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,668
Oh, nice. Now, we're gonna
practice pointing and blaming
358
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:56,269
where you point to someone
and just blame them.
359
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,939
Wait, wait, wait.
360
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,811
Ah. Mr. Rongen.
361
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,783
Nice, little buddy. Okay.
362
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:11,853
Go into the shop,
get me that bottle
we talked about.
363
00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:13,453
Off you go.
Thanks, little buddy.
364
00:19:14,055 --> 00:19:15,623
Run!
365
00:19:15,657 --> 00:19:16,891
Well, gentlemen.
366
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,694
I've been watching you.
367
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:22,362
And it's safe to say,
you're useless.
368
00:19:22,396 --> 00:19:26,968
You have zero talent, skill
or understanding of the game.
369
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:31,939
That is why we're gonna work
on two very simple things.
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00:19:31,973 --> 00:19:34,408
Fitness and discipline.
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00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,711
Cacio and the pepe.
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00:19:36,744 --> 00:19:37,745
Cheese and pepper.
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00:19:37,779 --> 00:19:41,181
Simple dish
but when made well,
exquisite.
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00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,617
So, this is what
we're gonna do.
375
00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:45,318
We're gonna get into two lines
and we're gonna do sprints.
376
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,287
Down to the goal and back.
377
00:19:47,955 --> 00:19:49,256
Two lines!
Suicides!
378
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,760
Cheese and pepper!
Come on, let's go! Go!
379
00:19:52,794 --> 00:19:53,761
Why are we doing this?
380
00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:55,963
Because I want to see
what you're made of.
381
00:19:55,997 --> 00:19:58,066
You're all a bunch
of Daniel-sans.
382
00:19:58,099 --> 00:19:59,534
And I'm Mr. Miyagi.
383
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:02,269
I want to see how many of you
can make the full 90 minutes.
384
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,706
Let's go! Cacio pepe!
385
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:16,283
Oh, Jaiyah.
Hi!
386
00:20:17,585 --> 00:20:18,953
Hi, boys.
387
00:20:18,986 --> 00:20:20,822
Hey, hey, guys!
What's going on?
388
00:20:20,855 --> 00:20:23,124
What were we just
talking about? Discipline.
389
00:20:23,157 --> 00:20:25,860
All right. 200 sit-ups
down at the goal.
390
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:26,894
Go!
391
00:20:28,029 --> 00:20:29,130
Go, go, 200!
392
00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:30,865
Hey, coach,
I'm so sorry
I'm late.
393
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,067
Oh. Ah, ah.
394
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,502
I just came in
from Hawaii.
395
00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:36,738
I'm in middle of, uh,
talking to the squad
right now.
396
00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:37,905
So, uh...
397
00:20:37,939 --> 00:20:39,439
You must be
team masseuse.
398
00:20:39,473 --> 00:20:40,808
Why don't you, uh,
set up in the...
399
00:20:40,842 --> 00:20:42,309
Oh. No, no, no.
I'm not the team masseuse.
400
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,845
I'm one of
the players.
401
00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:46,881
Oh, no, I don't know
where the women's team train,
402
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:47,849
but it isn't here.
403
00:20:47,882 --> 00:20:50,985
Oh, no, no, no.
Jaiyah's placed
in the team.
404
00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:52,419
This team.
405
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,454
She's a woman.
406
00:20:54,488 --> 00:20:56,691
Well,
not yet.
407
00:20:57,491 --> 00:20:59,160
What the hell's
going on? Ace?
408
00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:00,393
That's Jaiyah.
409
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,530
She's our center forward.
Jaiyah.
410
00:21:03,664 --> 00:21:07,902
Okay. Good one.
411
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,369
Humor. I get it.
412
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:12,240
Sure, Jaiyah, go ahead.
Join the squad
over there.
413
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,142
Thanks so much, coach.
414
00:21:14,175 --> 00:21:16,376
Joke's on you now.
She's playing.
415
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,311
Very good.
416
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,014
Something not right
about this guy.
417
00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:22,382
Well, he is white.
418
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,384
No. Something else.
419
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,954
Let's keep
our eye on him.
420
00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:30,158
All right, Ace.
421
00:21:30,191 --> 00:21:31,526
Let's see what
they're made of.
422
00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:33,326
Look alive,
bitches!
423
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,630
All right, come on.
We're up.
424
00:21:35,663 --> 00:21:39,033
Wow, a ball!
Mr. Miyagi is really
shaking things up.
425
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,271
Okay, Ace. Run me
through the team.
Who we got?
426
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,240
Okay, uh, that's Smiley.
427
00:21:46,274 --> 00:21:48,276
He's the D'Angelo
of soccer.
428
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,211
Hey, Smiley!
429
00:21:50,244 --> 00:21:52,780
Yeah. Oh!
And that's Daru.
430
00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:54,949
He's known as the Bad Boy
of soccer.
431
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:58,920
He's always sliding in
and getting carded. Very bad.
432
00:21:59,921 --> 00:22:02,056
Oh, that is Samson.
433
00:22:02,089 --> 00:22:03,257
What? Because of his hair?
434
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:04,491
No, Samsung.
435
00:22:04,525 --> 00:22:08,328
He's named after the giant
Korean tech company.
436
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,631
His father's name is Sony.
437
00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:15,368
Oh, and there's Jaiyah,
the Cindy Crawford
of soccer.
438
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,804
What's his real name?
439
00:22:17,572 --> 00:22:19,941
Jaiyah.
No, registered name.
440
00:22:19,974 --> 00:22:22,442
Oh, it's Johnny.
But you never want
to call her that.
441
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,579
Yeah.
She's Fa'afafine.
442
00:22:24,612 --> 00:22:25,947
What does that mean?
443
00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:27,682
It's part of our culture.
444
00:22:27,715 --> 00:22:30,284
They're just one of us.
But different.
445
00:22:30,318 --> 00:22:32,119
But you guys
are all cool
with this?
446
00:22:32,153 --> 00:22:33,688
How can I put this?
It's like
447
00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:37,258
imagine a world
without flowers.
448
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:40,261
Well, Fa'afafine
are our flowers.
449
00:22:40,294 --> 00:22:42,230
Be a pretty dull world
without them.
450
00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:45,498
Hmm? They're beautiful.
451
00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:48,169
And who's that
large body in goal?
452
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:49,436
Oh, that's Pisa.
453
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,505
He's not really a goalkeeper.
He's a midfielder,
454
00:22:51,539 --> 00:22:52,573
but he found the gloves
455
00:22:52,607 --> 00:22:54,108
when Nicky...
Wait, wait, wait.
456
00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:55,877
Who's that?
457
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:59,113
That's Jonah.
He's the Knight Rider Car
of soccer.
458
00:23:10,124 --> 00:23:11,759
Bring it in.
459
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:14,161
Whistle, whistle.
Bring it in.
460
00:23:14,195 --> 00:23:15,462
Bring it in, team!
461
00:23:17,331 --> 00:23:18,599
Sit down, sit down.
462
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,837
That was terrible.
463
00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:24,839
You're just pissing around
out there.
464
00:23:24,872 --> 00:23:27,074
You need passion
to play this game.
465
00:23:27,108 --> 00:23:28,809
It's embarrassing.
466
00:23:28,843 --> 00:23:31,112
I've every right to put
my foot up all your asses.
467
00:23:33,714 --> 00:23:34,949
Oh, that's funny
to you?
468
00:23:34,982 --> 00:23:37,484
Well, yeah. I mean,
it's a funny image.
469
00:23:37,518 --> 00:23:39,287
Sorry. Just trying
to have fun.
470
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,588
Football's fun.
471
00:23:41,055 --> 00:23:42,623
Football's fun.
472
00:23:42,657 --> 00:23:44,325
I'll tell you
what's not fun.
473
00:23:44,358 --> 00:23:46,360
Watching you prancing
and parading,
474
00:23:46,394 --> 00:23:48,996
fixing your hair
like My Little Pony.
475
00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:50,531
That's not fun.
476
00:23:53,234 --> 00:23:54,769
Armani.
477
00:23:54,802 --> 00:23:57,571
This young gentleman here
is what I'm talking about.
478
00:23:58,506 --> 00:24:01,142
This is passion
personified.
479
00:24:01,175 --> 00:24:04,477
If I had 11 Armani's,
I could conquer the world.
480
00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:07,381
But alas,
I only have the one.
481
00:24:07,415 --> 00:24:08,983
I'll take that.
482
00:24:09,016 --> 00:24:10,918
You know what?
I've had it for today.
483
00:24:10,952 --> 00:24:12,920
I'm going to leave
Armani in charge.
484
00:24:13,788 --> 00:24:17,457
He's going to be
my eyes and my ears.
485
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,794
Anything Armani says, you do.
486
00:24:20,761 --> 00:24:24,065
Armani?
What shall we do today?
487
00:24:26,367 --> 00:24:29,469
Everybody,
shoulder exercise up.
488
00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:33,908
Up, down, up, down.
Double time.
489
00:24:35,076 --> 00:24:37,812
Welcometo your voice mailbox.
490
00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:41,048
You have 18 saved messages.
491
00:24:41,716 --> 00:24:44,151
First saved message.
492
00:24:44,185 --> 00:24:45,219
Hey, Dad.
493
00:24:45,252 --> 00:24:46,654
I just saw you called.
494
00:24:47,188 --> 00:24:49,123
Where are you?
495
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:53,260
Seriously. Like,where in the worldis Thomas Rongen?
496
00:24:54,428 --> 00:24:56,464
Okay, call me back.
497
00:25:18,986 --> 00:25:22,890
Old tin cans,
old tin cans!
498
00:25:22,923 --> 00:25:24,825
That's what
I'm collecting.
499
00:25:24,859 --> 00:25:29,163
People just throw them away.
They wash up on the shore.
500
00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:33,300
They used to be valuable.
Not so much anymore.
501
00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:34,602
Is she talking to me?
502
00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:38,739
You're feeling alone,
because you are alone.
503
00:25:38,773 --> 00:25:41,409
Like these old metal cans.
504
00:25:41,442 --> 00:25:43,477
This isn't happening.
It's a mirage.
505
00:25:43,512 --> 00:25:45,713
Yes, this is happening.
506
00:25:45,746 --> 00:25:49,383
You're just
a skinny white guy,
sitting there
507
00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:51,819
looking out to sea
for answers.
508
00:25:53,821 --> 00:25:58,993
But maybe the answers you seek
are right in front of you.
509
00:26:00,594 --> 00:26:03,898
Everybody deserves
a second chance.
510
00:26:03,931 --> 00:26:06,033
Even tin cans.
511
00:26:06,067 --> 00:26:08,402
Not that
plastic bottle there,
though.
512
00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:10,571
Not that.
Not touching that.
513
00:26:11,372 --> 00:26:14,543
Family is what you make it.
514
00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:18,079
Here I come,
the old tin can lady.
515
00:26:18,112 --> 00:26:20,281
Looking for
my tin cans...
Tin cans.
516
00:26:20,314 --> 00:26:21,582
...that's what I do
517
00:26:21,615 --> 00:26:23,017
- all day. Oh!
- Darling!
518
00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:25,786
Oh, Tavita, you idiot!
Did you speak to him?
519
00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:27,088
Yes, but what was all that
520
00:26:27,121 --> 00:26:29,657
tin can mumbo-jumbo shit
you made me say
521
00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:31,225
and all that "family is what
you make it" crap?
522
00:26:31,258 --> 00:26:33,761
It sounded like
that old lady
from The Matrix.
523
00:26:33,794 --> 00:26:34,895
Nah, he's a Palagi.
524
00:26:34,929 --> 00:26:36,831
White people love
all that spiritual stuff.
525
00:26:36,864 --> 00:26:38,766
Can you imagine the world
without yoga?
526
00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:40,801
There'd be all this
unstretchy white people around
527
00:26:40,835 --> 00:26:43,404
with no ethnic tattoos.
And no white dreadlocks.
528
00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:45,673
Exactly! They need us.
529
00:26:46,173 --> 00:26:47,942
And I need that coach.
530
00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:51,546
Hey, guys!
That's great warming-upping.
531
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:53,614
- Doing really well.
- Ace.
532
00:26:54,181 --> 00:26:56,350
Oh! Mr. Rongen.
533
00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:57,818
Ace.
Yeah?
534
00:26:57,852 --> 00:27:00,855
You know,
I just had the most
profound conversation.
535
00:27:00,888 --> 00:27:03,190
It was all about tin cans.
536
00:27:03,224 --> 00:27:06,360
Our team, they're like
a bunch of tin cans.
537
00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:07,495
Look at them.
538
00:27:07,529 --> 00:27:09,263
Discarded, crumpled,
539
00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:10,231
sitting in a bunker,
540
00:27:10,264 --> 00:27:12,567
waiting for an apocalypse
that may never come.
541
00:27:12,601 --> 00:27:13,868
But guess what, Ace,
542
00:27:13,901 --> 00:27:15,703
we're gonna give
those cans a purpose.
543
00:27:15,736 --> 00:27:17,606
What's that, boss?
544
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:19,240
We're going to start
a nuclear war.
545
00:27:20,441 --> 00:27:22,243
Gather around,
tin cans.
546
00:27:22,276 --> 00:27:23,177
Come on,
tin cans.
547
00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:24,778
We're going
to practice free kicks.
548
00:27:24,812 --> 00:27:26,080
Hustle, double time!
549
00:27:26,113 --> 00:27:27,648
Double time,
double time, hustle.
550
00:27:27,681 --> 00:27:29,551
The art of taking
the free kick
551
00:27:29,584 --> 00:27:31,051
is about distraction.
552
00:27:31,085 --> 00:27:32,153
Here we go.
553
00:27:32,953 --> 00:27:34,989
- Whoa, whoa.
- Oh.
554
00:27:35,022 --> 00:27:36,323
And that's how
it's done.
555
00:27:36,357 --> 00:27:37,892
Distraction!
556
00:27:37,925 --> 00:27:39,793
Distraction. Follow my move.
557
00:27:40,161 --> 00:27:41,061
Hey!
558
00:27:41,095 --> 00:27:43,264
A small game called
the Human Hurdle.
559
00:27:43,297 --> 00:27:46,233
And jump! And jump!
560
00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:49,436
Stop.
You go around.
561
00:27:49,470 --> 00:27:50,938
Cheese and pepper,
cheese and pepper!
562
00:27:50,971 --> 00:27:53,908
The object of the game
is to hit the moving target.
563
00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:55,544
Useless.
564
00:27:55,577 --> 00:27:57,612
♪ Baa, baa black sheep
565
00:27:57,646 --> 00:27:58,879
♪ Have you any wool? ♪
566
00:27:58,913 --> 00:28:00,047
Keep the melody,
please.
567
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,583
♪ Yes, sir, yes, sir ♪
568
00:28:01,616 --> 00:28:02,683
Everybody wait.
569
00:28:02,716 --> 00:28:04,586
Stop play.
Stop play.
570
00:28:04,619 --> 00:28:06,453
Jaiyah, any reason
why you're late?
571
00:28:06,487 --> 00:28:07,656
Everybody else seemed
572
00:28:07,721 --> 00:28:09,757
to turn up on time
for training today.
573
00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:11,892
Why don't you run over there
and do some slaloms.
574
00:28:11,926 --> 00:28:13,994
Off you go.
Let's go.
575
00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:16,163
Talk to one another.
576
00:28:16,197 --> 00:28:17,164
Come on! Concentrate.
577
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:28,375
The object is turning speed.
Hustle, hustle.
578
00:28:28,409 --> 00:28:29,578
Hustle, hustle, bustle.
579
00:28:29,611 --> 00:28:30,811
You know what?
Forget about it.
580
00:28:30,844 --> 00:28:34,215
Forget about it.
Hup, hup, hup.
581
00:28:34,248 --> 00:28:36,183
- Guys, head up, head up.
- Get low, get low.
582
00:28:36,217 --> 00:28:37,985
Cheese and pepper!
Get out of
the way here.
583
00:28:38,018 --> 00:28:39,386
Cheese
and pepper!
584
00:28:40,689 --> 00:28:43,424
The object
is to get the ball
in the net.
585
00:28:43,457 --> 00:28:44,559
Concentrate.
586
00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:46,060
Look where
you're shooting it.
587
00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:47,394
What the hell!
588
00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:50,764
Don't look at me,
look at the ball.
589
00:29:00,107 --> 00:29:02,443
Control it, Daru.
What is that? Is that a pass?
590
00:29:02,476 --> 00:29:03,777
One touch. Pass.
591
00:29:03,811 --> 00:29:06,280
One touch.
Pass, pass.
Come on.
592
00:29:07,448 --> 00:29:08,315
Jaiyah, focus.
593
00:29:08,349 --> 00:29:10,751
You're controlling
the back line, let's go!
594
00:29:10,784 --> 00:29:11,819
And how would I say,
595
00:29:11,852 --> 00:29:13,821
"You're all useless.
I'm out of here"?
596
00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:17,191
Way too long.
Forget it.
597
00:29:17,224 --> 00:29:18,593
Trust.
598
00:29:18,627 --> 00:29:21,829
Trust. Trust, okay. Trust.
599
00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:25,366
That's it, don't touch me.
Trust is broken.
600
00:29:28,670 --> 00:29:31,138
All right.
It's getting serious now.
601
00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:33,974
We're going to play
full 90 minutes
with the ball.
602
00:29:34,008 --> 00:29:37,044
Shirts versus bibs.
Three touches only. Go!
603
00:29:37,077 --> 00:29:40,314
Go, go, go!
604
00:29:40,347 --> 00:29:42,249
That's it,
push up, push up.
605
00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:43,917
Pressure,
pressure,
pressure.
606
00:29:44,753 --> 00:29:45,953
A little bit of urgency.
607
00:29:45,986 --> 00:29:48,322
Look at him, he's got all
the space in the world.
608
00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:49,790
Jaiyah! Look alive.
609
00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:51,526
Concentrate.
Focus, Jaiyah.
610
00:29:51,559 --> 00:29:54,361
What are you waiting for?
Pressure, pressure, pressure.
611
00:29:56,096 --> 00:29:58,600
No, no, no!
Squeeze him, Daru.
612
00:29:58,633 --> 00:30:00,067
Stay on your feet, man.
613
00:30:03,003 --> 00:30:04,071
Jaiyah, what are you doing
over there?
614
00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:06,173
Stop playing
with your hair.
615
00:30:06,206 --> 00:30:08,510
What the hell's that?
Come here.
616
00:30:08,543 --> 00:30:09,877
Why are you fixing
your hair?
617
00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:12,012
This isn't some
voguing competition.
618
00:30:12,046 --> 00:30:14,181
This is
international soccer.
619
00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:16,884
Stop that.
Get your shit together.
620
00:30:19,053 --> 00:30:21,021
Johnny, come back here
when I'm talking to you.
621
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,697
My name is not Johnny.
622
00:30:28,730 --> 00:30:29,897
Your registered name
is Johnny.
623
00:30:29,930 --> 00:30:31,498
You'll be playing
under the name Johnny.
624
00:30:31,533 --> 00:30:33,100
And that's what I'm going
to be calling you.
625
00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:35,269
So, get used to it,
Johnny.
626
00:30:39,139 --> 00:30:41,375
Call me Johnny,
again, one more time,
627
00:30:41,408 --> 00:30:43,210
and see what happens.
628
00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:48,315
Johnny.
629
00:30:49,684 --> 00:30:51,985
Oh, Jaiyah,
no, he's a coach.
630
00:30:52,019 --> 00:30:53,487
Naughty, naughty.
631
00:30:53,521 --> 00:30:54,723
Yeah, yeah.
632
00:30:56,357 --> 00:30:58,526
It's okay. I'm all right.
633
00:31:00,562 --> 00:31:02,229
Okay.
634
00:31:02,262 --> 00:31:04,131
Things are getting
pretty intense.
635
00:31:04,164 --> 00:31:06,934
So, it's, uh, time
to take a break, maybe.
636
00:31:07,868 --> 00:31:09,370
Ace, call lunch.
637
00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:11,606
You heard the man.
Have some lunch.
638
00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:13,675
Cooling down.
639
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:16,276
Especially, if your name
rhymes with fire.
640
00:31:18,747 --> 00:31:20,615
Sixth saved message.
641
00:31:21,716 --> 00:31:22,950
Okay, so,
642
00:31:22,983 --> 00:31:24,853
you don't actually knowhow phones work
643
00:31:24,885 --> 00:31:26,320
is the vibe I'm getting.
644
00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:29,089
When it makes a noise,you answer it.
645
00:31:29,123 --> 00:31:30,491
I mean, I knowyou're probably working
646
00:31:30,525 --> 00:31:31,626
with the team right now but
647
00:31:31,659 --> 00:31:36,296
maybe stop yelling at themfor a second and call me back.
648
00:31:36,731 --> 00:31:38,098
I'm around.
649
00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:47,509
Hey, celebrity guy!
650
00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:49,042
Saw you on
Who's On The Plane,
651
00:31:49,076 --> 00:31:50,444
coach.
652
00:31:50,477 --> 00:31:53,347
Soccer coach, you got
the toughest job
on the island.
653
00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:54,948
These guys are
shocking.
654
00:31:54,982 --> 00:31:57,217
- Shocking.
- Ah, coach!
655
00:31:57,251 --> 00:32:00,220
Welcome to
our humble restaurant.
656
00:32:00,254 --> 00:32:02,557
Tavita's Restaurant.
My restaurant.
657
00:32:02,590 --> 00:32:03,892
How many jobs
have you got?
658
00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:05,492
Ah, we all have
a few jobs.
659
00:32:05,527 --> 00:32:08,495
We have to earn
enough money
to keep the team going.
660
00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:11,666
Garcon! Son, Daru.
What?
661
00:32:11,699 --> 00:32:13,902
Please, escort
our esteemed guest
662
00:32:13,934 --> 00:32:16,504
to our exclusive
al fresco table.
663
00:32:16,538 --> 00:32:20,107
Please.
No special treatment.
I'll sit outside.
664
00:32:23,845 --> 00:32:26,079
They look up to you.
They depend on you.
665
00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:28,415
You got to be demanding.
But kind.
666
00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:30,284
Hello.
667
00:32:30,819 --> 00:32:32,019
Sir.
668
00:32:33,888 --> 00:32:35,155
Something to drink?
669
00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:38,125
Whiskey, beer, wine?
670
00:32:38,158 --> 00:32:40,093
Yeah, we got all those.
Which one?
671
00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:41,629
Whiskey, beer, and wine.
672
00:32:47,535 --> 00:32:48,837
Mr. Rongen.
673
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:51,305
Please accept this appetizer
674
00:32:51,338 --> 00:32:54,107
of raw fish marinated
in coconut cream.
675
00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:56,043
It's a real classic
of the islands.
676
00:32:56,076 --> 00:32:57,879
And it's on the house.
677
00:32:57,912 --> 00:32:59,213
How are things going?
678
00:32:59,246 --> 00:33:01,148
I can honestly say
it's the worst bunch
of players
679
00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:02,550
I've ever come across
in my life.
680
00:33:02,584 --> 00:33:03,484
Oh.
681
00:33:03,518 --> 00:33:05,787
I have very
particular methods.
682
00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:07,254
And unless I get
the support I need,
683
00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:09,356
I just don't think
it's going to work.
684
00:33:09,389 --> 00:33:12,159
We have
our own methods too.
Traditions.
685
00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:13,928
It's like
with that appetizer.
686
00:33:13,962 --> 00:33:15,162
I'm sure that little fish
687
00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:17,097
didn't think that one day
it would be chopped up,
688
00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:18,298
covered in spring onions,
689
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,167
a little bit of tomato,
yellow pepper,
690
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,904
lemon zest
and a dash of chili.
691
00:33:22,937 --> 00:33:25,072
But if you ask
anyone around here,
692
00:33:25,105 --> 00:33:27,374
it's a better fish
because of it.
693
00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:30,812
You may need
to just marinate, too.
694
00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:32,312
See how you feel.
695
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,448
One goal.
696
00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:37,451
One goal.
697
00:33:39,554 --> 00:33:40,722
One goal.
698
00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:43,357
One goal.
699
00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:46,426
One goal.
700
00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:50,063
One goal.
701
00:33:59,941 --> 00:34:02,042
Wow. That's really good.
It's really good!
702
00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:08,348
♪ I want to swing♪
703
00:34:27,969 --> 00:34:30,203
Yes, I'm going to need
immediate backup.
704
00:34:30,237 --> 00:34:32,372
I'm engaged
in a car chase.
705
00:34:32,406 --> 00:34:34,308
Wow, really?
Looks like a Palagi guy,
706
00:34:34,341 --> 00:34:35,777
he's driving like a maniac.
707
00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:38,980
He's maybe doing
35, 36 MPHs.
708
00:34:39,013 --> 00:34:41,716
That's fast!
Also, um, my, uh,
709
00:34:41,749 --> 00:34:43,350
my siren's not working.
710
00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:45,887
Oh, jeez!Okay, stay safe, Rambo.
711
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,087
Oh, and can you get some kava
712
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,523
from Uncle Peseon the way home?
713
00:34:48,556 --> 00:34:50,424
Uh, copy that.
Yeah, okay,
I love you, Mom.
714
00:34:50,457 --> 00:34:52,527
I love you too, baby.
Okay, love you.
715
00:35:00,334 --> 00:35:01,569
- Shit.
- Yeah,
716
00:35:01,603 --> 00:35:02,737
this is the policeman.
717
00:35:02,770 --> 00:35:05,940
Can you please pull overto the side? Yes.
718
00:35:11,546 --> 00:35:12,981
You're going to getout of the car
719
00:35:13,014 --> 00:35:14,515
on the count of three.
720
00:35:14,549 --> 00:35:15,617
Are you ready?
721
00:35:16,851 --> 00:35:17,852
Three.
722
00:35:19,887 --> 00:35:20,888
Thank you.
723
00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:24,491
Okay, you punk rocker.
724
00:35:24,525 --> 00:35:27,394
Oh, hey, it's the guy
from the TV!
725
00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:29,296
That's me. What seems
to be the problem?
726
00:35:29,329 --> 00:35:32,600
Oh, I'll tell you
what the...
727
00:35:32,634 --> 00:35:34,267
Hey, you okay?
728
00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:37,939
Hey. Let it out, big guy.
I got you.
729
00:35:43,511 --> 00:35:46,179
Oh, thank you.
I'm feeling better now.
730
00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:47,649
Now, listen, normally,
731
00:35:47,682 --> 00:35:49,817
I'd lock you up
and throw away the key.
732
00:35:49,851 --> 00:35:50,785
But right now,
733
00:35:50,818 --> 00:35:53,021
I'm just more angry
at my mango juice can.
734
00:35:53,054 --> 00:35:55,355
You stupid can!
735
00:35:57,859 --> 00:35:59,060
Fleetwood Mac!
736
00:35:59,093 --> 00:36:01,562
That's a hell of a right foot
you got there,
737
00:36:01,596 --> 00:36:03,564
Fa'agaloagliga.
738
00:36:03,598 --> 00:36:04,599
Rambo.
739
00:36:05,133 --> 00:36:06,901
Rambo.
740
00:36:06,934 --> 00:36:10,203
Gentlemen,
allow me to present
our newest recruit,
741
00:36:10,872 --> 00:36:12,640
Detective Rambo.
742
00:36:12,674 --> 00:36:15,308
We already kicked him out.
He tried to arrest us all.
743
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:16,711
You were playing
on private property.
744
00:36:16,744 --> 00:36:18,278
Yeah, that property
is my dad's property.
745
00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:19,847
Well, I don't make up
the rules, okay?
746
00:36:19,881 --> 00:36:20,915
Yeah?
Yeah.
747
00:36:23,718 --> 00:36:24,852
Bravo.
748
00:36:24,886 --> 00:36:26,921
You've just fallen
for the oldest trick
in the book.
749
00:36:27,689 --> 00:36:28,690
Can't you see?
750
00:36:28,723 --> 00:36:30,892
This is exactly what
they want from us.
751
00:36:30,925 --> 00:36:32,292
- Who?
- Them!
752
00:36:33,094 --> 00:36:34,629
The Imperialists.
753
00:36:35,163 --> 00:36:37,131
Divide and conquer.
754
00:36:37,165 --> 00:36:38,398
But we're not going
to let them.
755
00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:41,069
We've worked too long
and hard for this.
756
00:36:41,102 --> 00:36:42,904
You've only been here
a few days.
757
00:36:42,937 --> 00:36:45,338
Rome was built
in a day, man.
758
00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:47,274
I think we're doing
pretty well.
759
00:36:47,842 --> 00:36:49,177
Now, how about this?
760
00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:52,714
As a team, together,
we climb that mountain.
761
00:36:52,747 --> 00:36:53,748
Who's with me?
762
00:36:54,115 --> 00:36:55,149
No.
763
00:36:55,183 --> 00:36:56,216
Coach,
my ankle is hurting me.
764
00:36:56,249 --> 00:36:58,351
I can't hear you.
Who's with me?
765
00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:00,220
No, no, my mom is
expecting me.
766
00:37:00,253 --> 00:37:03,457
Come on, guys!
We're all in this together.
767
00:37:03,490 --> 00:37:05,059
Now, who's going
to climb
that mountain
768
00:37:05,093 --> 00:37:06,828
with me as a team?
769
00:37:06,861 --> 00:37:07,862
Are you with me?
770
00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:11,065
Are you with me,
my team?
771
00:37:11,099 --> 00:37:12,533
Yeah, okay,
then, yeah.
All right!
772
00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:14,168
- Okay, let's go. Yes.
- Go.
773
00:37:14,202 --> 00:37:15,435
- Let's go!
- Yeah.
774
00:37:15,469 --> 00:37:17,505
Now, we're making
some progress.
775
00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,145
Wait, wait, wait.
What's going on?
776
00:37:24,178 --> 00:37:25,445
Don't sit down.
777
00:37:25,479 --> 00:37:27,782
We're not there yet.
We haven't even started.
778
00:37:27,815 --> 00:37:30,752
Ace, what's going on?
It's curfew time.
779
00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:31,686
What?
780
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,921
The bell means curfew.
It's time to pray.
781
00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:37,457
The whole island stops.
Same time, every day.
782
00:37:37,491 --> 00:37:39,459
But what am I
supposed to do?
I'm not religious.
783
00:37:40,194 --> 00:37:41,428
Pretend?
784
00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:46,100
Okay.
I'll pray for you.
785
00:37:46,134 --> 00:37:49,170
When did that
ever work? Tavita!
786
00:37:52,507 --> 00:37:54,208
I've got three weeks left
to the qualifiers.
787
00:37:54,242 --> 00:37:55,475
We got a lot
of work to do.
788
00:37:55,510 --> 00:37:57,344
So, tomorrow, I'm going
to start with fitness drills
789
00:37:57,377 --> 00:37:59,412
to see how many of them
can last a full 90 minutes.
790
00:37:59,747 --> 00:38:00,715
Ooh. Ah.
791
00:38:00,748 --> 00:38:03,217
Thomas, ah,
we won't be training
tomorrow.
792
00:38:03,251 --> 00:38:05,086
Why not?
It's Sunday.
793
00:38:05,119 --> 00:38:06,621
So?
The team won't train
794
00:38:06,654 --> 00:38:08,222
on a Sunday.
That would be a sin.
795
00:38:08,256 --> 00:38:09,289
Jesus Christ.
796
00:38:09,322 --> 00:38:11,125
Mr. Rongen,
you are very welcome
797
00:38:11,159 --> 00:38:12,292
to join us on Sunday.
798
00:38:12,325 --> 00:38:14,361
It could be
a nice experience.
799
00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:16,097
You can see
how we worship God.
800
00:38:16,130 --> 00:38:18,331
This is church.
Football is church.
801
00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:20,134
You've got
zero commitment.
802
00:38:20,168 --> 00:38:21,769
We're very committed
to church.
803
00:38:21,803 --> 00:38:24,138
This place
is a carnival
of crap.
804
00:38:24,172 --> 00:38:25,405
Hey, look at this,
look at this.
805
00:38:25,438 --> 00:38:26,574
This bit, right here.
Right here.
806
00:38:26,607 --> 00:38:27,642
Off goes the chair.
807
00:38:27,675 --> 00:38:29,409
- Ooh.
- This guy's been fired
808
00:38:29,442 --> 00:38:30,845
from his
three jobs because
809
00:38:30,878 --> 00:38:31,779
he can't control himself.
810
00:38:31,813 --> 00:38:33,781
I don't know.
He seems okay, now.
811
00:38:33,815 --> 00:38:34,982
Maybe he's different.
812
00:38:35,016 --> 00:38:36,117
I've coached
11-year-olds
813
00:38:36,150 --> 00:38:37,350
better than your players!
814
00:38:38,553 --> 00:38:39,486
Sure.
815
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,655
I mean,
look at this place.
816
00:38:40,688 --> 00:38:43,323
You've got a keyboard
and mouse and no screen!
817
00:38:43,356 --> 00:38:45,059
None of this shit
makes any sense.
818
00:38:45,092 --> 00:38:47,528
You don't even have
a full squad
of players out there.
819
00:38:47,562 --> 00:38:49,564
No wonder
you're the worst team
in the world.
820
00:38:49,597 --> 00:38:51,498
Mr. Rongen,
you have made your point
821
00:38:51,532 --> 00:38:53,301
and now let me
make mine.
822
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:56,804
Now, we here at FFAS
are honored that you are here.
823
00:38:56,838 --> 00:38:59,339
We want to improve,
we want to learn from you.
824
00:38:59,372 --> 00:39:02,310
But we will not deny
who we are just to win.
825
00:39:02,342 --> 00:39:04,512
These are our customs.
These are our ways.
826
00:39:04,545 --> 00:39:07,315
Your ways are shit.
You're failing.
827
00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:09,717
It's torture
coaching this team.
828
00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:14,655
Thomas, we were
under the impression
829
00:39:14,689 --> 00:39:17,058
that you wanted to be here.
830
00:39:17,091 --> 00:39:19,827
But if that is
the wrong impression
that we are under,
831
00:39:19,861 --> 00:39:21,829
then you are free to go.
832
00:39:21,863 --> 00:39:24,232
Seek your happiness.
833
00:39:24,265 --> 00:39:25,666
Unhappiness is a curse
834
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:27,835
that I would not wish
on anyone.
835
00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:35,176
Okay. I quit.
836
00:39:46,053 --> 00:39:47,121
I told you guys.
837
00:39:52,994 --> 00:39:54,262
Hello?
838
00:39:54,295 --> 00:39:55,763
- Can you hear me?
- Yeah.
839
00:39:55,796 --> 00:40:00,167
So, uh, here's the news.
Fresh off the press. I quit.
840
00:40:00,201 --> 00:40:01,869
You can't quit.
I quit.
841
00:40:01,903 --> 00:40:03,271
Today, officially.
842
00:40:03,304 --> 00:40:05,339
Well, then go un-quit.
Once you quit,
843
00:40:05,373 --> 00:40:07,575
you got to commit
to the quit.
You know this.
844
00:40:07,608 --> 00:40:08,743
It's like this team,
845
00:40:08,776 --> 00:40:10,344
they don't evenwant to win.
846
00:40:10,378 --> 00:40:12,346
For them, it's like
some sort of game.
847
00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:13,514
It is a game, Thomas.
848
00:40:13,547 --> 00:40:15,016
It's a sport.
849
00:40:15,049 --> 00:40:16,384
I can't work
with these guys.
850
00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:17,952
I can't help them.
851
00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:20,621
Thomas, we didn't
send you there
to help them.
852
00:40:20,655 --> 00:40:22,623
We sent you there
to help you.
853
00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:27,194
I don't need help.
I'm coming home.
854
00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:29,163
Home, I'm sorry, Thomas,
855
00:40:30,430 --> 00:40:32,566
but where is home now?
856
00:40:36,103 --> 00:40:37,171
Look,
857
00:40:37,872 --> 00:40:39,040
we'll be there
in a couple weeks
858
00:40:39,073 --> 00:40:41,309
for the qualifiers, okay?
And we'll get a drink.
859
00:40:41,342 --> 00:40:42,543
All right?
860
00:41:10,705 --> 00:41:12,006
Dear Lord,
861
00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:12,974
if you could please
862
00:41:13,007 --> 00:41:15,343
let the coach come back
wherever he is,
863
00:41:15,376 --> 00:41:17,378
to help us score
that one goal.
864
00:41:17,411 --> 00:41:18,512
Just one.
865
00:41:18,546 --> 00:41:20,214
Not too much to ask,
I think,
866
00:41:20,247 --> 00:41:21,882
given we go to church
every Sunday
867
00:41:21,916 --> 00:41:23,417
and give 10 percent
of our income.
868
00:41:23,451 --> 00:41:24,752
But, uh, hey!
869
00:41:24,785 --> 00:41:27,188
All in your time.
Amene.
870
00:41:27,221 --> 00:41:29,056
Amene.
871
00:41:31,359 --> 00:41:32,593
Ah, that didn't work.
872
00:41:32,626 --> 00:41:35,863
Ace, looks like
you're coaching today.
873
00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:40,668
Okay, just go for a run
to warm up your bodies, huh?
874
00:41:42,770 --> 00:41:44,071
Okay, Dad.
875
00:41:44,105 --> 00:41:46,007
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
876
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,743
But I was just pissedbecause...
877
00:41:48,776 --> 00:41:50,644
because you shouldbe here for this.
878
00:41:50,678 --> 00:41:53,280
They asked me to leadthe team out on Saturday.
879
00:41:54,248 --> 00:41:55,516
Where are you?
880
00:42:09,897 --> 00:42:10,998
Hi, coach.
881
00:42:13,134 --> 00:42:14,135
Hi.
882
00:42:15,636 --> 00:42:18,339
I just wanted to come by
and say sorry
883
00:42:18,372 --> 00:42:20,307
about body slamming you
to the ground
884
00:42:20,341 --> 00:42:21,809
and choking you, and
885
00:42:21,842 --> 00:42:24,545
also, just wanted to say
thank you
886
00:42:24,578 --> 00:42:26,680
for keeping me on the team
887
00:42:26,981 --> 00:42:28,115
so far.
888
00:42:29,850 --> 00:42:32,553
Well, uh, I'd like
to apologize too
889
00:42:32,586 --> 00:42:34,622
for not respecting
your name,
890
00:42:35,322 --> 00:42:36,323
Jaiyah.
891
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,729
Here. Peace offering.
892
00:42:43,497 --> 00:42:46,233
What is it?
It's from team lunch.
893
00:42:46,267 --> 00:42:47,301
You keep missing out
894
00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:49,703
because you get angry
and run away.
895
00:42:49,737 --> 00:42:51,705
You know,
you should eat first.
896
00:42:51,739 --> 00:42:53,774
And, then get angry.
897
00:42:55,009 --> 00:42:56,511
Makes sense.
898
00:42:56,545 --> 00:42:57,945
Will you join me?
899
00:42:59,180 --> 00:43:00,181
Sure.
900
00:43:01,516 --> 00:43:02,817
College is cool.
901
00:43:02,850 --> 00:43:05,086
And I do some performing
when I'm not studying.
902
00:43:05,119 --> 00:43:06,921
So, do you think you'll come
back to the island
903
00:43:06,954 --> 00:43:08,389
once you finish
your degree?
904
00:43:08,422 --> 00:43:10,024
No. There's really
not much
905
00:43:10,057 --> 00:43:11,826
on the island
for young people.
906
00:43:11,859 --> 00:43:13,360
The job choices
come down
907
00:43:13,394 --> 00:43:15,963
to the tuna cannery
or the army.
908
00:43:15,996 --> 00:43:19,500
And I don't really like
fish or guns.
909
00:43:19,534 --> 00:43:21,368
So, you think you'll stay
in Hawaii then?
910
00:43:22,103 --> 00:43:23,604
Hmm. Maybe.
911
00:43:23,637 --> 00:43:25,606
I mean, there's not
as many fa'afafine there,
912
00:43:25,639 --> 00:43:28,209
so you do get
a bit more prejudice.
913
00:43:29,877 --> 00:43:31,745
So, I hear
you're married?
914
00:43:31,779 --> 00:43:33,814
And you have
a daughter.
915
00:43:33,848 --> 00:43:38,352
Yeah, but tell me more about
this, um, fa'afafine thing.
916
00:43:38,385 --> 00:43:39,653
What do you want
to know?
917
00:43:40,821 --> 00:43:42,957
I mean, what are you
down there?
918
00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:44,258
Does it really matter
to you?
919
00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:46,595
Well, it matters
to the officials in the game.
920
00:43:46,627 --> 00:43:48,896
Okay, well,
right now I'm legal.
921
00:43:48,929 --> 00:43:51,198
But I have been
taking hormones
for a while and...
922
00:43:51,232 --> 00:43:52,700
Right now?
923
00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:54,603
Let's just say
that eventually,
924
00:43:54,635 --> 00:43:57,371
I technically
won't qualify
for the team.
925
00:44:00,674 --> 00:44:01,909
Can we talk soccer?
926
00:44:02,343 --> 00:44:03,978
Yes.
927
00:44:04,011 --> 00:44:05,746
What am I
watching here?
928
00:44:05,779 --> 00:44:07,582
Why is everyone bunched up
like old ladies
929
00:44:07,616 --> 00:44:09,049
gathered at
a cake convention?
930
00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:10,985
Well, how are we supposed
to know about formation?
931
00:44:11,018 --> 00:44:13,254
No one taught us,
including you.
932
00:44:14,523 --> 00:44:15,923
Fair point.
933
00:44:15,956 --> 00:44:16,957
Look at this guy.
934
00:44:16,991 --> 00:44:18,359
Just standing there
in open space
935
00:44:18,392 --> 00:44:19,927
doing nothing.
Reminds me of you.
936
00:44:21,162 --> 00:44:22,229
That is me.
937
00:44:22,631 --> 00:44:24,098
Oh.
938
00:44:24,131 --> 00:44:26,667
Well, you're
a natural born defender.
939
00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:27,801
Not a forward.
940
00:44:27,835 --> 00:44:29,571
Wait, who is that
in goal?
941
00:44:29,604 --> 00:44:31,573
That's Nicky Salapu.
942
00:44:31,606 --> 00:44:33,575
That's Nicky Salapu?
Yeah.
943
00:44:33,608 --> 00:44:35,644
The guy that let in
over 30 goals?
944
00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:37,878
Yeah, but he saved
another 60.
945
00:44:37,912 --> 00:44:39,246
He looks pretty good.
946
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,781
He's one of the best players
we've ever had.
947
00:44:40,814 --> 00:44:41,949
He's a legend.
948
00:44:41,982 --> 00:44:43,250
A legend of the fallen.
949
00:44:43,284 --> 00:44:46,086
Shut up.
You shut up,
it's my house.
950
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,121
It's my island.
951
00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:48,989
I don't even know
why we're watching this.
952
00:44:49,023 --> 00:44:51,526
Because most of
these players
are retired.
953
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,726
But they only gave up
954
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,564
because everyone else
gave up on them.
955
00:44:55,597 --> 00:44:57,464
But if you came back
to coach us,
956
00:44:57,498 --> 00:44:59,066
I could help you
find them.
957
00:44:59,099 --> 00:45:00,834
Because they're
still good.
958
00:45:02,002 --> 00:45:03,737
I'll be the judge of that.
959
00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:12,012
Hey, famous guy
and Jaiyah!
960
00:45:17,586 --> 00:45:20,387
Thomas Rongen.
Nicky Salapu.
961
00:45:23,224 --> 00:45:26,060
Well I'll be
a son of a bitch.
962
00:45:26,093 --> 00:45:28,329
The chickens
have come home
to roast.
963
00:45:30,464 --> 00:45:33,934
You're the best goalkeeper
American Samoa ever had.
964
00:45:33,968 --> 00:45:37,738
I let in over 30 goals
at international level.
965
00:45:37,771 --> 00:45:41,676
You're the best goalkeeper
American Samoa ever had.
966
00:45:41,710 --> 00:45:44,345
Isn't there something
about that defeat
967
00:45:44,378 --> 00:45:45,513
that still haunts you?
968
00:45:45,547 --> 00:45:47,948
That you can't let go of?
Of course.
969
00:45:47,982 --> 00:45:50,150
I replay that match
on Xbox.
970
00:45:50,184 --> 00:45:52,186
American Samoa
versus Australia.
971
00:45:52,219 --> 00:45:53,354
But I play alone.
972
00:45:53,387 --> 00:45:57,057
And I get my revenge every day
by beating them 32, nil.
973
00:45:57,091 --> 00:45:58,993
Don't you want revenge
on Australia?
974
00:45:59,026 --> 00:46:00,861
But instead of Australia,
975
00:46:00,894 --> 00:46:03,264
it would be on a bunch
of other Polynesian islands.
976
00:46:04,064 --> 00:46:06,133
Some of them are close
to Australia.
977
00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:09,036
How did you get
this coaching job?
978
00:46:09,069 --> 00:46:10,938
You're terrible
at this.
979
00:46:10,971 --> 00:46:13,040
Can you just come back
to the team?
980
00:46:13,073 --> 00:46:16,977
They need work, yeah.
And they need a lot of work,
981
00:46:17,011 --> 00:46:20,781
but I see a bunch of guys
in that team, including her
982
00:46:20,814 --> 00:46:23,484
who all work multiple jobs
just to play.
983
00:46:23,518 --> 00:46:25,587
Who've got more heart
and they're dreaming bigger
984
00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:27,154
than nearly any
of the jaded fools
985
00:46:27,187 --> 00:46:28,489
that mess around
in the pro league
986
00:46:28,523 --> 00:46:30,057
for money
they don't deserve.
987
00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:33,193
Don't tell them I said that.
988
00:46:34,495 --> 00:46:36,598
Is he interested
in playing?
989
00:46:36,631 --> 00:46:38,232
No interest,
whatsoever.
990
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,634
Who's next?
991
00:46:45,205 --> 00:46:47,808
That's called chutzpah,
Armani.
992
00:46:47,841 --> 00:46:49,276
And we like it.
993
00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:50,512
Excuse me, Squire?
994
00:46:50,545 --> 00:46:52,212
Stretch the muscle.
Ace?
995
00:46:52,246 --> 00:46:54,448
Mr. Rongen! I thought
you'd abandoned us.
996
00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:55,816
Ace, I'd like to apologize.
997
00:46:55,849 --> 00:46:57,017
Oh.
But I won't.
998
00:46:57,051 --> 00:46:59,119
Oh.
As a rule,
I don't apologize.
999
00:46:59,153 --> 00:47:01,889
I'm not apologizing
for that, either.
So, sorry.
1000
00:47:01,922 --> 00:47:03,957
Daru? Daru, Daru.
1001
00:47:03,991 --> 00:47:06,528
Look, I know
you don't like me.
1002
00:47:06,561 --> 00:47:07,895
I don't like me.
1003
00:47:07,928 --> 00:47:10,831
But we need
to work together.
1004
00:47:10,864 --> 00:47:13,067
This formation is known
as the Sad Snowman.
1005
00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:14,968
This player, interchangeable
with this player.
1006
00:47:15,002 --> 00:47:16,103
This can cross here,
1007
00:47:16,136 --> 00:47:18,872
switch it around,
works this way too.
1008
00:47:19,541 --> 00:47:20,575
So, who we got next?
1009
00:47:28,048 --> 00:47:29,383
We got another one.
1010
00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:30,719
Nice one, Armani.
1011
00:47:30,752 --> 00:47:33,187
Wax on, wax off.
1012
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:35,657
Wax on, wax off.
1013
00:47:35,690 --> 00:47:36,924
We've also got
the three pigs.
1014
00:47:36,957 --> 00:47:38,325
The wolf is coming
all the way back here.
1015
00:47:38,359 --> 00:47:39,860
He's going to blow
your house down.
1016
00:47:39,893 --> 00:47:41,462
This is where we want to go.
1017
00:47:41,495 --> 00:47:43,330
All roads
lead to Rome.
1018
00:47:44,331 --> 00:47:45,700
What is this shit?
1019
00:47:45,734 --> 00:47:47,702
Fucking Sharpie.
Get me another board.
1020
00:47:47,736 --> 00:47:49,169
Think of it
like a fish.
1021
00:47:49,203 --> 00:47:52,439
On its own, slimy, smelly,
tasteless somewhat.
1022
00:47:52,473 --> 00:47:55,844
But add some coconut cream,
lemon zest, chili,
1023
00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:57,645
let that sucker
marinate.
1024
00:47:57,679 --> 00:47:59,547
Now you've got
something special.
1025
00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:01,181
Allow yourself
to marinate.
1026
00:48:01,215 --> 00:48:02,883
You'll be a better fish
for it.
1027
00:48:03,384 --> 00:48:04,853
Thank you, coach.
1028
00:48:04,885 --> 00:48:06,788
Ice is your friend.
1029
00:48:06,821 --> 00:48:08,889
It will help
those muscles.
1030
00:48:08,922 --> 00:48:10,859
Oh, got you
in the nads there.
1031
00:48:10,891 --> 00:48:12,794
Just another 25 minutes.
1032
00:48:16,698 --> 00:48:19,567
Three, four.
And then, other side.
1033
00:48:19,601 --> 00:48:22,102
Way off! Miss.
1034
00:48:22,136 --> 00:48:24,371
He finds it.
1035
00:48:24,405 --> 00:48:27,174
Get up.
Not at the top yet.
Keep going.
1036
00:48:27,207 --> 00:48:29,009
I know it's hard,
but if we can do this
1037
00:48:29,042 --> 00:48:30,812
as a team,
we have a chance.
1038
00:48:30,845 --> 00:48:32,814
We've got defense sorted.
1039
00:48:32,847 --> 00:48:34,948
But our midfield...
Mm-hmm.
1040
00:48:35,650 --> 00:48:37,017
All right, my man.
1041
00:48:37,050 --> 00:48:38,520
All right.
There you go.
1042
00:48:38,553 --> 00:48:39,587
Thank you, coach.
1043
00:48:39,621 --> 00:48:40,522
See you Monday?
For sure.
1044
00:48:40,555 --> 00:48:42,423
I won't let
you down, coach.
Amazing.
1045
00:48:43,424 --> 00:48:44,626
Excellent.
1046
00:48:50,632 --> 00:48:51,666
So, who's next?
1047
00:48:58,005 --> 00:48:59,707
Nice. Nice, Daru. Good energy.
1048
00:48:59,741 --> 00:49:01,709
Good energy.
Good, good, good.
1049
00:49:01,743 --> 00:49:03,645
Hop, hop, hop.
Bunny rabbit.
1050
00:49:03,678 --> 00:49:04,813
Push, push, push.
1051
00:49:04,846 --> 00:49:06,280
Good.
Control that back line.
1052
00:49:06,313 --> 00:49:08,982
That's it, Jaiyah, leadership.
That's what I'm talking about.
1053
00:49:09,016 --> 00:49:13,086
Pele, Maradona, Rongen.
Whoo!
1054
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,723
Wax on, wax off.
1055
00:49:15,757 --> 00:49:17,659
Wax on, wax off.
1056
00:49:18,091 --> 00:49:19,894
Wax on, wax off.
1057
00:49:19,928 --> 00:49:21,596
Look, right here.
Maldini.
1058
00:49:42,617 --> 00:49:44,251
Keep it up, keep it up.
1059
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:46,821
Keep going, keep going.
1060
00:49:46,855 --> 00:49:48,455
I know it's hard,
but keep going.
1061
00:49:49,891 --> 00:49:51,926
I know you can make it
to the top.
1062
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,530
Come on, guys,
keep going, keep going.
1063
00:49:55,563 --> 00:49:57,231
Don't stop, don't stop.
1064
00:50:07,509 --> 00:50:08,643
Oh, God!
1065
00:50:10,912 --> 00:50:13,581
Oh, God.
It's beautiful.
1066
00:50:13,615 --> 00:50:14,782
You okay, coach?
1067
00:50:14,816 --> 00:50:16,183
It's beautiful.
1068
00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:18,318
Oh, my God.
1069
00:50:18,352 --> 00:50:20,287
It looked so easy
from the bottom.
1070
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,724
Can't breathe.
1071
00:50:22,757 --> 00:50:25,727
This spot here, this place,
1072
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,396
tells of how
your brave brothers
1073
00:50:29,429 --> 00:50:34,034
fought to protect
American Samoa
1074
00:50:34,067 --> 00:50:36,804
and the rest of the world
against evil.
1075
00:50:37,605 --> 00:50:40,240
Well, tomorrow, we set off
1076
00:50:40,274 --> 00:50:43,011
for the greatest war
of them all!
1077
00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:46,714
The war for World Cup
qualification.
1078
00:50:46,748 --> 00:50:48,048
Yeah!
1079
00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:51,318
Oh, my God,
the air is thin up here.
1080
00:50:52,486 --> 00:50:54,154
In two days' time,
1081
00:50:55,823 --> 00:50:58,726
we face our first enemy,
Tonga.
1082
00:51:00,995 --> 00:51:02,496
Screw those guys!
1083
00:51:03,665 --> 00:51:07,167
There have been so many wars
against those assholes.
1084
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:11,005
But the war of 1825,
1085
00:51:11,039 --> 00:51:12,840
where they came to take...
1086
00:51:13,775 --> 00:51:15,710
they came to take our tuna.
1087
00:51:17,679 --> 00:51:22,149
But we handed their asses
to them in a giant tuna can.
1088
00:51:24,619 --> 00:51:25,687
Where am I?
1089
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,956
Uh, Mr. Rongen,
are you feeling all right?
1090
00:51:27,989 --> 00:51:30,558
What was that?
I still have to pack.
1091
00:51:30,592 --> 00:51:32,060
I always leave packing
1092
00:51:32,092 --> 00:51:34,062
to the last minute.
It's so weird.
1093
00:51:36,129 --> 00:51:39,199
Healing waters.
Yeah, take him down.
1094
00:51:39,232 --> 00:51:41,069
Yeah. It's all right, coach.
1095
00:51:44,271 --> 00:51:47,307
And so,we turn to Matthew 17
1096
00:51:47,341 --> 00:51:51,813
when a man says to lesu,"Lord, have mercy on my son.
1097
00:51:51,846 --> 00:51:53,915
"For he is a lunatic
1098
00:51:53,948 --> 00:51:55,984
"and is very ill.
1099
00:51:56,017 --> 00:51:58,086
"For he often fallsinto the fire
1100
00:51:58,118 --> 00:52:00,320
"and often into the water.
1101
00:52:00,354 --> 00:52:02,991
"Very clumsy, my boy."
1102
00:52:03,024 --> 00:52:06,794
And lesu said,"Bring him here to me."
1103
00:52:06,828 --> 00:52:08,295
Good old lesu.
1104
00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:10,297
And lesu rebuked him.
1105
00:52:10,330 --> 00:52:12,399
And the demon came out of him.
1106
00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:15,903
And the boy was cured at once.
1107
00:52:18,906 --> 00:52:20,742
What a beautiful day.
1108
00:52:20,775 --> 00:52:22,275
We give thanks
1109
00:52:22,309 --> 00:52:26,146
for the beauties outside,
all the blessings.
1110
00:52:26,179 --> 00:52:28,415
And, uh, before
we get further
1111
00:52:28,448 --> 00:52:30,484
into the proceedings,
a little housekeeping.
1112
00:52:30,518 --> 00:52:32,486
Someone was seen
rifling around
1113
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,089
in, uh, one of
the dumpsters outside
1114
00:52:35,123 --> 00:52:37,290
Sione Malacoco's
Fish and Chip Shop.
1115
00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:38,626
Fess up,
who was that?
1116
00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:40,628
Trying to get
some leftover scraps.
1117
00:52:40,662 --> 00:52:41,829
We don't do that.
1118
00:52:41,863 --> 00:52:44,966
Okay? Now, what a day.
1119
00:52:44,999 --> 00:52:46,400
Our wonderful team
1120
00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:50,337
are going across the seas
to do the impossible.
1121
00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:53,941
To go and win
a game of soccer.
1122
00:52:55,043 --> 00:52:56,243
Wow!
1123
00:52:57,679 --> 00:52:58,846
Wowie!
1124
00:52:59,881 --> 00:53:02,349
Some would say
that the other teams
are too big.
1125
00:53:03,450 --> 00:53:05,318
Well, you know
what I say to them?
1126
00:53:06,186 --> 00:53:07,588
Read the Bible .
1127
00:53:07,622 --> 00:53:10,390
Have you ever heardof a little guy called David
1128
00:53:10,424 --> 00:53:13,127
fighting against a big guycalled the Goliath?
1129
00:53:14,227 --> 00:53:15,963
That is a cautionary tale.
1130
00:53:15,997 --> 00:53:17,297
Don't messwith the little guy.
1131
00:53:18,766 --> 00:53:19,701
And what we have here
1132
00:53:19,734 --> 00:53:22,637
is a whole bunch
of little guys, don't we?
1133
00:53:22,670 --> 00:53:25,372
Little guys,
who probably can't do it.
1134
00:53:25,405 --> 00:53:27,108
Going off across the seas
1135
00:53:27,141 --> 00:53:28,943
to fight a whole lotof Goliaths.
1136
00:53:30,011 --> 00:53:32,345
So, go, my little Davids.
1137
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:35,083
Let's take itto Mr. Goliath out there.
1138
00:53:35,116 --> 00:53:37,885
And let's get onefor American Samoa.
1139
00:53:40,788 --> 00:53:41,823
Okay.
1140
00:54:00,842 --> 00:54:02,210
So, off they go.
1141
00:54:02,242 --> 00:54:04,444
The American Samoansoccer team
1142
00:54:04,478 --> 00:54:07,715
hoping not to embarrassthe nation any further.
1143
00:54:07,749 --> 00:54:10,785
Cut. That was really good,
Gus.
1144
00:54:13,386 --> 00:54:16,289
Go, go, go, go!
1145
00:54:17,892 --> 00:54:22,797
Tavita, let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Come on, move it!
1146
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,603
Let's get this bird
in the air!
1147
00:54:35,176 --> 00:54:36,944
Wowie, that was
some journey!
1148
00:54:36,978 --> 00:54:39,446
Yeah, I think I got
the jet lags.
I need a nap.
1149
00:54:39,479 --> 00:54:41,649
Guys, it was only
a 35 minute flight.
1150
00:54:41,682 --> 00:54:42,517
Hey, guys!
1151
00:54:42,550 --> 00:54:44,384
We've officially crossed
the date line.
1152
00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:46,220
It's now yesterday.
1153
00:54:46,254 --> 00:54:47,287
Time travel!
1154
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:48,488
Look how fast
1155
00:54:48,523 --> 00:54:49,957
these crazies
are going.
1156
00:54:49,991 --> 00:54:52,359
You know,
someone's going
to get killed.
1157
00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:55,763
Slow down.
Heaven's full.
1158
00:54:56,664 --> 00:54:58,365
Yo,
some pretty sweet digs.
1159
00:54:58,398 --> 00:55:00,935
Okay, boys. Good,
you're settling in.
1160
00:55:00,968 --> 00:55:02,937
Now, I just have
one note here.
1161
00:55:02,970 --> 00:55:04,639
Shh.
The player reception is
1162
00:55:04,672 --> 00:55:08,743
at 5:30 in the PM time.
And it's compulsory feetwear.
1163
00:55:08,776 --> 00:55:10,778
So, wear something
on your feet, please.
1164
00:55:10,812 --> 00:55:15,415
Like a slippers.
Or a sandal.
Okay, yeah.
1165
00:55:15,448 --> 00:55:16,784
Thanks.
1166
00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:23,791
Tonga, Tonga.
1167
00:55:34,302 --> 00:55:35,636
Nice of you guys
to show up.
1168
00:55:35,670 --> 00:55:36,971
That's very kind.
Thank you.
1169
00:55:37,004 --> 00:55:38,172
It was an insult!
1170
00:55:38,206 --> 00:55:40,675
Oh, I should've known
you were going
to put a twist on it.
1171
00:55:40,708 --> 00:55:42,610
So, this is
the competition.
1172
00:55:43,978 --> 00:55:45,279
Nothing to worry about.
1173
00:55:45,313 --> 00:55:47,480
No. Things have changed.
We got a new coach.
1174
00:55:47,515 --> 00:55:49,617
Your coach is shit.
He's a failure.
1175
00:55:50,084 --> 00:55:52,854
He's just like you.
1176
00:55:52,887 --> 00:55:55,323
Obviously, you're trying
to get under our skin.
1177
00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:58,726
But American Samoan skin
is impenetrable. Okay?
1178
00:55:58,759 --> 00:56:01,361
Unless you got
a sharp object
1179
00:56:01,394 --> 00:56:06,033
like, um, scissors, um,
screwdriver, needle.
1180
00:56:06,067 --> 00:56:09,003
Anything that kind of
comes down to
a really sharp point.
1181
00:56:10,004 --> 00:56:11,839
See you at the party.
1182
00:56:11,873 --> 00:56:14,809
Don't forget to bring
your mascot.
1183
00:56:25,653 --> 00:56:28,289
"See you at the party later."
"See you
at the party later."
1184
00:56:28,322 --> 00:56:30,091
"See you at
the party later."
1185
00:56:30,124 --> 00:56:31,458
It's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
1186
00:56:32,392 --> 00:56:34,729
Oh, the glitz,
the glamour,
1187
00:56:34,762 --> 00:56:36,764
the little flowers
on the table!
1188
00:56:36,797 --> 00:56:38,165
Thomas,
isn't this wonderful?
1189
00:56:38,199 --> 00:56:41,501
Look, it's a veritable
who's that of world soccer.
1190
00:56:41,535 --> 00:56:44,338
Let's get out of here, T.
Hit the beach.
1191
00:56:44,372 --> 00:56:46,574
Six pack.
This isn't us.
1192
00:56:46,607 --> 00:56:48,609
We just got here.
The night's still young.
1193
00:56:48,643 --> 00:56:50,378
- Oh, shit.
- Hey!
1194
00:56:50,410 --> 00:56:53,114
There he is.
There he is.
T! T!
1195
00:56:53,147 --> 00:56:55,316
Good day, mate.
Fancy
seeing you here.
1196
00:56:55,349 --> 00:56:56,384
What's happening?
Hey! Hey!
1197
00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:57,518
Hi. All right.
Hi.
1198
00:56:57,551 --> 00:56:58,886
What's going on, huh?
Angus.
1199
00:56:58,920 --> 00:56:59,854
Hey!
1200
00:56:59,887 --> 00:57:01,389
Hey, give him
a bumming.
Give him a bumming.
1201
00:57:01,421 --> 00:57:03,124
Oh, yeah. Bumming!
Please.
1202
00:57:03,157 --> 00:57:05,660
That's enough!
That's enough!
There you go. Right-oh.
1203
00:57:05,693 --> 00:57:08,896
Settle down, mate.
It's good to see you.
1204
00:57:08,930 --> 00:57:13,466
Tavita, this is,
uh, Angus, Keith.
Socceroos.
1205
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:16,771
Oh, the Socceroos,
our arch nemesises.
1206
00:57:17,338 --> 00:57:19,240
Hey? What are you...?
1207
00:57:19,273 --> 00:57:20,440
Oh!
1208
00:57:20,473 --> 00:57:22,376
American Samoa.
1209
00:57:22,410 --> 00:57:23,878
We played in that game.
We played in that game.
1210
00:57:23,911 --> 00:57:25,346
Yeah, show him
your tattoo.
Tattoo!
1211
00:57:25,379 --> 00:57:26,647
Show him the tattoo,
show him the tattoo.
1212
00:57:26,681 --> 00:57:27,815
Wait, wait.
He doesn't show
1213
00:57:27,848 --> 00:57:29,016
anyone this.
Let me show you
the tattoo.
1214
00:57:29,984 --> 00:57:32,353
Oh!
1215
00:57:32,386 --> 00:57:35,790
♪ 31, 31♪
♪ 31, 31, 31♪
1216
00:57:35,823 --> 00:57:38,092
Ah, mate,
we've moved on.
Put it away.
1217
00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:39,794
No, we haven't.
It's part of
our heritage.
1218
00:57:39,827 --> 00:57:41,461
I'm putting it away.
So, hey?
1219
00:57:41,494 --> 00:57:43,664
Coaching American Samoa.
1220
00:57:43,698 --> 00:57:45,366
Took the job
that nobody wanted.
1221
00:57:45,399 --> 00:57:46,434
He hasn't even been...
Right! Good on ya.
1222
00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:47,535
...fired yet.
Hey, no, but seriously,
1223
00:57:47,568 --> 00:57:49,236
how they going?
You having a few wins?
1224
00:57:49,270 --> 00:57:50,438
Yeah.
1225
00:57:50,470 --> 00:57:52,073
We're, you know,
we're...
1226
00:57:52,106 --> 00:57:54,275
Oi! A-Train.
1227
00:57:54,308 --> 00:57:56,043
- Toot toot!
- A-Train!
1228
00:57:56,644 --> 00:57:59,914
Hi.
Hey. Hey. Hey.
1229
00:57:59,947 --> 00:58:01,248
Oh. Oh.
1230
00:58:03,517 --> 00:58:05,920
You look good.
I missed you.
1231
00:58:05,953 --> 00:58:07,054
You look good.
1232
00:58:07,088 --> 00:58:08,222
Hey, there he is.
1233
00:58:08,255 --> 00:58:10,091
Hey.
Alex. Hey.
1234
00:58:10,124 --> 00:58:12,560
You're looking
kind of tired.
Yes, I was going to say
1235
00:58:12,593 --> 00:58:14,562
he's looking pretty tired,
isn't he?
Jet lag.
1236
00:58:14,595 --> 00:58:16,831
Thank you.
Um, Tavita,
1237
00:58:16,864 --> 00:58:19,934
I'd like
to introduce you
to Gail, my wife.
1238
00:58:19,967 --> 00:58:21,202
Separated.
Oh.
1239
00:58:21,235 --> 00:58:27,375
And this is Alex.
Uh, my boss
and Gail's manfriend.
1240
00:58:27,408 --> 00:58:30,411
Mr. Alex,
on behalf of FFAS,
we just want to thank you
1241
00:58:30,444 --> 00:58:31,679
for sending us
this super coach.
1242
00:58:31,712 --> 00:58:34,315
He's really
turned things around.
1243
00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:37,551
Great. Hey,
can I talk to you
real quick outside?
1244
00:58:37,585 --> 00:58:38,619
Sure.
He wants to have a word
1245
00:58:38,652 --> 00:58:40,154
with you outside.
1246
00:58:40,187 --> 00:58:41,255
It won't take a second.
1247
00:59:03,010 --> 00:59:04,011
Jaiyah!
1248
00:59:04,979 --> 00:59:07,048
Jaiyah!
1249
00:59:08,517 --> 00:59:12,853
Man. I got to say,
really proud of you.
1250
00:59:12,887 --> 00:59:15,556
We never thought
you'd make it.
Congrats.
1251
00:59:15,589 --> 00:59:17,758
Thanks, Alex.
I mean, I don't know
what to say.
1252
00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:20,194
I'm so proud of what
we've done here.
1253
00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:21,862
Yeah. That's great.
1254
00:59:21,896 --> 00:59:23,631
Not that
it really matters
anymore.
1255
00:59:24,965 --> 00:59:26,333
What do you mean?
1256
00:59:26,367 --> 00:59:27,868
Don't worry about it.
It's just...
1257
00:59:28,736 --> 00:59:30,704
You have shown
real improvement
1258
00:59:30,738 --> 00:59:31,906
and that's what matters.
1259
00:59:31,939 --> 00:59:34,475
I'm going to find you
a real job after this.
1260
00:59:34,509 --> 00:59:35,843
Alex,
what are you saying?
1261
00:59:38,479 --> 00:59:40,181
Look, Thomas,
I once had this dog.
1262
00:59:40,214 --> 00:59:42,116
I know about the dog.
No, this is
a different dog.
1263
00:59:42,149 --> 00:59:44,218
You don't know this dog.
This dog was, uh,
1264
00:59:44,251 --> 00:59:45,486
this dog was
never any good.
1265
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:46,921
He was slow
and he couldn't run,
1266
00:59:46,954 --> 00:59:49,190
and he never
caught a stick
or did anything
1267
00:59:49,223 --> 00:59:53,160
and so,
the kindest thing to do
was to put him down.
1268
00:59:54,028 --> 00:59:55,729
So, we killed him.
Shot him.
1269
00:59:56,430 --> 00:59:58,799
The team is the dog?
1270
00:59:58,833 --> 01:00:01,135
Yeah, of course,
the team is the dog.
It's a metaphor.
1271
01:00:01,168 --> 01:00:03,938
How many dogs
do you think
I've killed?
1272
01:00:03,971 --> 01:00:09,176
Look, the herd
is only as fast
as its slowest animal.
1273
01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:12,847
That's like
circle-of-life shit.
1274
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,015
Well, I believe
we can score a goal.
1275
01:00:15,049 --> 01:00:17,685
A goal?
Who gives a shit
about a goal?
1276
01:00:17,718 --> 01:00:19,086
What if we win
the match?
1277
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,788
Come on.
1278
01:00:20,821 --> 01:00:23,624
I don't think
they have a word
in their language for win.
1279
01:00:23,657 --> 01:00:27,695
Look, man. Soccer is
not in their DNA.
They're weak.
1280
01:00:27,728 --> 01:00:30,064
No, Alex.
They are not weak.
1281
01:00:30,097 --> 01:00:31,899
Some of the sacrifices
these players have made,
1282
01:00:31,932 --> 01:00:35,870
I mean, I'm talking about
life-altering sacrifices.
1283
01:00:35,903 --> 01:00:37,506
Look, I wish there was
something I could say
1284
01:00:37,539 --> 01:00:41,308
that would magically
make you feel better
about this. Oh...
1285
01:00:43,512 --> 01:00:44,712
Hakuna matata.
1286
01:00:59,628 --> 01:01:00,661
The biggest battle
1287
01:01:00,694 --> 01:01:02,329
of our professional lives
1288
01:01:02,363 --> 01:01:04,031
all comes down to today.
1289
01:01:04,599 --> 01:01:05,833
Now, either
1290
01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:10,337
we heal as a team
1291
01:01:10,371 --> 01:01:13,040
or we're going to crumble...
1292
01:01:13,073 --> 01:01:17,077
...inch by inch, play by play,till we're finished.
1293
01:01:17,678 --> 01:01:19,380
We're in hell right now.
1294
01:01:19,413 --> 01:01:21,583
We can stay here,get the shitkicked out of us...
1295
01:01:21,616 --> 01:01:22,651
Hi.
Hey.
1296
01:01:22,683 --> 01:01:24,818
Nightcap?
Sure.
1297
01:01:24,852 --> 01:01:26,754
Let's go.
We can fightour way back...
1298
01:01:26,787 --> 01:01:29,323
Oh, right.
...into the light.
1299
01:01:29,356 --> 01:01:31,292
We can climb out of hell...
1300
01:01:32,927 --> 01:01:34,695
You know,
I think island life
1301
01:01:34,728 --> 01:01:37,097
has had a real effect on me.
1302
01:01:37,131 --> 01:01:41,468
I feel like a new man.
Kind of Zen.
1303
01:01:41,502 --> 01:01:42,803
You seem the same.
1304
01:01:43,337 --> 01:01:45,206
Really?
Mm-hmm.
1305
01:01:45,239 --> 01:01:46,340
Are you happy?
1306
01:01:46,373 --> 01:01:48,008
I feel terrific.
1307
01:01:48,042 --> 01:01:49,810
Tomorrow, we're going
to lose the match.
1308
01:01:49,843 --> 01:01:51,178
Oh, come on.
And get kicked out
1309
01:01:51,212 --> 01:01:53,814
of International Football.
You don't really think that.
1310
01:01:53,847 --> 01:01:55,316
Pretty much the end
of my career.
1311
01:01:55,349 --> 01:01:56,651
You're the best.
1312
01:01:56,685 --> 01:01:57,885
I'm a laughingstock.
1313
01:01:57,918 --> 01:01:59,621
You're a real buzzkill.
1314
01:01:59,654 --> 01:02:01,388
Oh, no.
Yeah.
1315
01:02:04,158 --> 01:02:05,459
This is fun.
1316
01:02:05,492 --> 01:02:06,794
This is fun.
1317
01:02:07,228 --> 01:02:08,395
I miss you.
1318
01:02:08,429 --> 01:02:09,797
I miss you too.
1319
01:02:10,497 --> 01:02:11,732
I love you.
1320
01:02:11,765 --> 01:02:14,468
You define love
as wanting
to be wanted.
1321
01:02:14,501 --> 01:02:16,103
You just don't want
to be alone.
1322
01:02:16,136 --> 01:02:19,006
Yeah? That's
the definition of love.
1323
01:02:20,609 --> 01:02:22,142
I'll always have
a broken heart,
1324
01:02:22,176 --> 01:02:23,210
but I'm moving.
1325
01:02:24,512 --> 01:02:25,946
Trying to move on.
1326
01:02:26,981 --> 01:02:28,550
It's been two years
and I don't think
1327
01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:30,184
you're even
talking about it.
1328
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,021
What's there
to talk about?
1329
01:02:38,158 --> 01:02:40,394
All right,
let's not talk then.
1330
01:02:40,427 --> 01:02:41,630
Come on, old man.
1331
01:02:41,663 --> 01:02:45,332
Oh, God.
Are we doing this?
Really?
1332
01:02:45,366 --> 01:02:46,500
Come on.
Okay.
1333
01:02:46,534 --> 01:02:47,868
I bet
you can't get it.
1334
01:02:47,901 --> 01:02:49,036
Well, you're supposed
to put it on the ground.
1335
01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:50,771
It's called football.
1336
01:02:52,339 --> 01:02:53,274
Hey!
1337
01:02:53,307 --> 01:02:55,976
Don't tell me what to do.
1338
01:02:56,010 --> 01:02:58,946
You have
a very fascinating
family dynamic, Thomas.
1339
01:02:58,979 --> 01:03:01,148
You know,
I saw this German film.
1340
01:03:01,181 --> 01:03:03,217
And they seemed to have
a similar arrangement.
1341
01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:07,154
You know, there was
this one woman
and all these guys.
1342
01:03:07,187 --> 01:03:09,823
I couldn't figure out
which one was married
to her
1343
01:03:09,857 --> 01:03:12,259
because they were
all acting like they were
1344
01:03:12,293 --> 01:03:13,961
- married to her.
- Lovely jogging.
1345
01:03:13,994 --> 01:03:15,296
Best one
I've seen yet.
1346
01:03:19,366 --> 01:03:20,467
Hey, it's Nicky!
1347
01:03:20,501 --> 01:03:23,470
Oh, Christmas
has come early.
It's Nicky Salapu!
1348
01:03:23,505 --> 01:03:24,773
Nicky Salapu!
Nicky!
1349
01:03:28,442 --> 01:03:29,778
Where did he come from?
1350
01:03:29,810 --> 01:03:30,944
Nicky Salapu.
1351
01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,212
Okay, okay.
Yes!
1352
01:03:32,246 --> 01:03:34,248
Guys, come on,
come on. Leave him alone.
1353
01:03:34,281 --> 01:03:35,517
- Let's go, let's go.
- Come on,
1354
01:03:35,550 --> 01:03:37,051
do your stretching.
Let's get
some breakfast,
1355
01:03:37,084 --> 01:03:38,886
and, uh, hydrate.
That way.
1356
01:03:38,919 --> 01:03:39,987
In that order.
1357
01:03:41,656 --> 01:03:42,890
You made it.
1358
01:03:42,923 --> 01:03:45,859
I guess, uh, my speech
actually had some effect?
1359
01:03:45,893 --> 01:03:47,828
Well, no.
1360
01:03:47,861 --> 01:03:49,897
Actually, I did some
research on you,
and it
1361
01:03:49,930 --> 01:03:52,399
turns out you're
a bigger loser
than I am.
1362
01:03:52,433 --> 01:03:56,136
Yeah, I mean, you've failed
so many times or been fired.
1363
01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:57,871
It actually makes me feel
better about being
1364
01:03:57,905 --> 01:03:59,406
the worst goalkeeper
in the world.
1365
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:00,474
Oh.
1366
01:04:23,698 --> 01:04:25,065
American Samoa,
1367
01:04:25,099 --> 01:04:29,002
in a few hours we will see you
on the field with Tonga!
1368
01:04:29,036 --> 01:04:31,372
- Tonga!
- Tonga!
1369
01:04:31,405 --> 01:04:35,909
Tonga, in a few hours,
you meet American Samoa
1370
01:04:36,944 --> 01:04:38,345
on the field.
1371
01:04:38,879 --> 01:04:40,582
Also.
1372
01:04:46,987 --> 01:04:48,656
Tonga! Move it out!
1373
01:04:53,260 --> 01:04:55,963
All right, guys.
They're scared.
1374
01:04:58,499 --> 01:05:00,602
Welcometo today's World Cup
1375
01:05:00,635 --> 01:05:04,606
qualifying match between Tongaand American Samoa.
1376
01:05:04,639 --> 01:05:05,673
Thank you.
1377
01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:07,207
Thank you.
1378
01:05:07,241 --> 01:05:08,877
Here's your seat, darling.
Here's your seat.
1379
01:05:08,909 --> 01:05:12,079
Hi, fellas.
Alligator!
How are ya?
1380
01:05:17,184 --> 01:05:18,686
Don't know what
to say, really.
1381
01:05:19,754 --> 01:05:23,023
A few minutes
to the biggest battle
1382
01:05:23,056 --> 01:05:24,491
of our professional lives.
1383
01:05:25,159 --> 01:05:26,594
All comes down
to today.
1384
01:05:28,696 --> 01:05:31,699
Now, either we heal
as a team.
1385
01:05:33,066 --> 01:05:36,437
Or we're going
to crumble,
inch by inch,
1386
01:05:36,470 --> 01:05:39,072
play by play,
till we're finished.
1387
01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:41,876
Hang on.
That's the Any GivenSunday speech.
1388
01:05:44,344 --> 01:05:45,647
No, Daru.
1389
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:50,384
So, I'd like you to see
this space as a safe space
1390
01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:52,319
where you can share
your stories,
1391
01:05:52,352 --> 01:05:55,088
your thoughts,
hopes and dreams.
1392
01:05:56,524 --> 01:05:58,125
So, please. Anyone.
1393
01:06:03,330 --> 01:06:06,033
Hey, what's up,
everybody?
It's me, Smiley.
1394
01:06:06,066 --> 01:06:07,334
Hey, Smiley.
1395
01:06:07,367 --> 01:06:09,737
Um, it's funny you guys
call me Smiley.
1396
01:06:09,771 --> 01:06:10,971
I don't really
smile much
1397
01:06:11,004 --> 01:06:12,674
outside of
this place.
1398
01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:15,309
As some of you
may know,
1399
01:06:15,342 --> 01:06:17,978
I had a pretty rough year
this past year
1400
01:06:18,011 --> 01:06:20,347
after both my parents
got arrested for...
1401
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:21,583
Let's go, guys,
time to play.
1402
01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:25,252
Another time,
Smiley.
1403
01:06:25,285 --> 01:06:27,421
Okay, guys, we've done
the hard work.
1404
01:06:27,454 --> 01:06:29,256
Let's do this!
1405
01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:31,391
Wait a minute,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
1406
01:06:31,425 --> 01:06:32,359
Where's Jaiyah?
1407
01:06:32,392 --> 01:06:34,995
Jaiyah, where is she?
1408
01:06:35,028 --> 01:06:36,230
Where's Jaiyah?
1409
01:06:43,638 --> 01:06:45,339
Jaiyah! What's going on?
1410
01:06:45,372 --> 01:06:47,074
Go away, coach.
1411
01:06:47,809 --> 01:06:50,077
- What's wrong?
- I just...
1412
01:06:50,110 --> 01:06:54,181
You know what?
Pregame nerves.
Totally normal.
1413
01:06:54,782 --> 01:06:56,751
Pregame nerves.
1414
01:06:56,784 --> 01:06:59,052
Everybody gets them.
Hey, hey, hey,
1415
01:06:59,086 --> 01:07:01,088
come on, come on.
Oi, hey, hey.
1416
01:07:01,121 --> 01:07:03,725
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1417
01:07:04,626 --> 01:07:06,761
What is it?
Hey, talk to me.
1418
01:07:09,797 --> 01:07:11,498
I went off my hormones.
1419
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,235
I went off my hormones
so I could perform better.
1420
01:07:15,837 --> 01:07:17,437
For you and for the boys.
1421
01:07:17,471 --> 01:07:19,306
And now I don't feel
like myself.
1422
01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:22,644
I feel ugly.
And everyone
knows it. And...
1423
01:07:22,677 --> 01:07:24,044
I feel crazy.
1424
01:07:24,077 --> 01:07:27,114
And I can't do this,
coach, I can't.
1425
01:07:27,147 --> 01:07:29,617
Hey, hey?
1426
01:07:29,651 --> 01:07:31,920
Look at me.
Keep your head up,
keep your head up.
1427
01:07:31,953 --> 01:07:34,421
Come on,
keep your head up.
Be proud.
1428
01:07:34,454 --> 01:07:36,591
You inspire
those players in there.
1429
01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:38,626
I can't inspire them.
1430
01:07:39,159 --> 01:07:40,595
I need your help.
1431
01:07:43,096 --> 01:07:44,532
They're not going
to follow me.
1432
01:07:46,066 --> 01:07:47,535
But they will follow you.
1433
01:07:49,837 --> 01:07:51,405
Will you do me a favor,
1434
01:07:51,438 --> 01:07:53,373
and lead them out
onto the pitch?
1435
01:08:03,985 --> 01:08:05,185
Yeah?
1436
01:08:05,954 --> 01:08:07,454
Come on. Up you get.
1437
01:08:10,223 --> 01:08:12,292
Let's get you ready.
1438
01:08:12,326 --> 01:08:16,496
Okay, right. Let's fix
your hair, here.
1439
01:08:17,197 --> 01:08:19,299
Yeah. That's nice.
1440
01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:23,203
Yeah,
that looks terrible.
It's kind of nice.
1441
01:08:23,236 --> 01:08:25,238
It's the way
I used to do
my daughter's hair.
1442
01:08:25,272 --> 01:08:26,874
She liked it.
1443
01:08:26,908 --> 01:08:28,543
Well, she was
probably lying to you.
1444
01:08:29,544 --> 01:08:30,545
Very possible.
1445
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,781
You okay?
I'm okay.
1446
01:08:33,815 --> 01:08:34,816
Okay.
1447
01:08:36,851 --> 01:08:38,118
I'll see you
out there.
1448
01:09:25,533 --> 01:09:27,101
American Samoa!
1449
01:10:31,799 --> 01:10:34,569
Hey, boss. I got these
made up for us.
1450
01:10:34,602 --> 01:10:35,703
For you and me.
1451
01:10:35,737 --> 01:10:39,306
The two Miyagis.
Yeah. Two Miyagis.
1452
01:10:40,307 --> 01:10:42,242
Shh, shh, shh!
1453
01:10:42,275 --> 01:10:43,544
Hey, hey, hey.
1454
01:10:43,578 --> 01:10:45,012
It's starting,
it's starting. Shh.
1455
01:10:47,347 --> 01:10:48,983
I'm embarrassed
already.
1456
01:11:00,027 --> 01:11:01,696
Let's go, boys.
1457
01:11:08,069 --> 01:11:10,138
Excellent.
Yes, Jaiyah.
1458
01:11:10,171 --> 01:11:11,806
Open it, give him
some space.
1459
01:11:14,175 --> 01:11:15,275
Go, Jonah!
Hit it!
1460
01:11:15,308 --> 01:11:17,779
- Go, Jonah!
- Kick it!
1461
01:11:20,681 --> 01:11:22,315
This close.
It was this close.
1462
01:11:22,349 --> 01:11:24,317
Here we go again.
1463
01:11:25,219 --> 01:11:26,821
Watch, watch, watch.
1464
01:11:26,854 --> 01:11:27,922
I got him! I got him!
1465
01:11:27,955 --> 01:11:29,157
Go, Daru!
1466
01:11:29,190 --> 01:11:30,825
Daru,
stay on your feet!
1467
01:11:30,858 --> 01:11:31,893
Stay on your feet!
1468
01:11:33,161 --> 01:11:35,530
- Hold that back line.
- Yeah.
1469
01:11:35,563 --> 01:11:37,865
Squeeze him, Jaiyah!
Don't let him roll you.
1470
01:11:39,801 --> 01:11:41,035
Come out, Nicky!
1471
01:11:41,068 --> 01:11:42,502
Come on, Nicky,
you can do it!
1472
01:11:43,271 --> 01:11:44,806
Good, good.
1473
01:11:44,839 --> 01:11:46,174
That's it.
1474
01:11:46,207 --> 01:11:48,509
Jaiyah! Don't let him
roll you like that.
1475
01:11:49,710 --> 01:11:50,711
It's okay.
1476
01:11:52,547 --> 01:11:54,982
Guys, guys! Go, go, go!
1477
01:11:55,016 --> 01:11:56,951
Pass it off! Pass it off!
1478
01:11:56,984 --> 01:11:59,654
Find the player.
Come on, Samson.
1479
01:11:59,687 --> 01:12:01,255
- Samson!
- Hunt him down.
1480
01:12:01,289 --> 01:12:03,456
First try, Jonah.
First try!
1481
01:12:07,261 --> 01:12:08,729
Not your day,
mate.
1482
01:12:09,230 --> 01:12:10,330
Shut up!
1483
01:12:10,363 --> 01:12:11,732
Don't get fired,
mate.
1484
01:12:11,766 --> 01:12:13,868
Get back, back, back!
Back!
1485
01:12:15,102 --> 01:12:16,403
Come on, come on,
come on.
1486
01:12:17,071 --> 01:12:18,606
Beat him to it.
1487
01:12:20,508 --> 01:12:23,410
Daru, what was that?
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1488
01:12:23,443 --> 01:12:24,912
- Come on!
- Bring it in!
1489
01:12:24,946 --> 01:12:26,346
Bring it in. Come on.
1490
01:12:27,380 --> 01:12:30,051
Rambo, switch with Vegas.
Daru, be careful.
1491
01:12:30,084 --> 01:12:31,786
Nicole,
I need you to...
Nicole?
1492
01:12:31,819 --> 01:12:34,689
Jaiyah, I need you
to control
that back line.
1493
01:12:34,722 --> 01:12:36,456
You have
to communicate!
1494
01:12:36,489 --> 01:12:38,960
Now, I made you captain.
Now own it. Let's go!
1495
01:12:38,993 --> 01:12:40,061
Okay, coach.
Come on, team!
1496
01:12:40,094 --> 01:12:41,195
Let's go, team!
1497
01:12:41,229 --> 01:12:42,429
Let's go, team!
1498
01:12:47,668 --> 01:12:50,370
Keep going.
1499
01:12:50,403 --> 01:12:52,306
Go. Pass, pass.
Pass.
1500
01:12:54,575 --> 01:12:57,945
Pass it. Support him.
What the...
1501
01:12:59,313 --> 01:13:01,414
Coach.
Okay.
1502
01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:08,356
Shit!
1503
01:13:11,491 --> 01:13:15,096
Jaiyah,
hold that back line!
Where are you going?
1504
01:13:25,907 --> 01:13:27,508
Ah! Shit.
1505
01:13:33,547 --> 01:13:35,082
Let's go, Rambo.
Come on.
1506
01:13:53,701 --> 01:13:56,037
- Goal!
- No!
1507
01:13:56,070 --> 01:13:57,838
Oh, shit! Fuck!
1508
01:14:04,712 --> 01:14:06,380
And that's halftime.
1509
01:14:06,414 --> 01:14:09,216
Tonga takes a one nil leadinto the half.
1510
01:14:33,607 --> 01:14:34,842
Shut up!
1511
01:14:35,443 --> 01:14:36,711
Sit down!
1512
01:14:38,379 --> 01:14:40,448
What the hell is
going on out there?
1513
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:42,083
What about all the training?
1514
01:14:42,116 --> 01:14:44,218
This is bullshit.
1515
01:14:44,251 --> 01:14:47,855
I would've killed
to play international soccer.
1516
01:14:47,888 --> 01:14:50,858
But you losers don't seem
to give two shits.
1517
01:14:50,891 --> 01:14:52,059
You're losers!
1518
01:14:53,194 --> 01:14:54,261
I'm sorry, coach.
1519
01:14:55,296 --> 01:14:56,564
We're just
not feeling it.
1520
01:14:56,597 --> 01:14:58,766
"Sorry, coach.
I'm just not feeling it."
1521
01:14:58,799 --> 01:15:01,869
What does that mean,
"not feeling it"?
Nothing!
1522
01:15:01,902 --> 01:15:03,838
It does mean something,
Thomas.
1523
01:15:03,871 --> 01:15:06,073
Feeling is
very important
to us.
1524
01:15:06,107 --> 01:15:07,908
It's not that
we've forgotten
what you have taught us.
1525
01:15:07,942 --> 01:15:11,045
It's... it's just that
we've taken
too much to heart.
1526
01:15:11,078 --> 01:15:13,848
It's too tense.
We keep thinking
we might win.
1527
01:15:14,615 --> 01:15:15,950
We've never fought
like that before.
1528
01:15:15,983 --> 01:15:17,885
Well, don't worry.
Because that's
not gonna happen
1529
01:15:17,918 --> 01:15:19,587
the way you're playing.
Trust me.
1530
01:15:28,329 --> 01:15:30,231
Yeah. Ah, Samson says
1531
01:15:30,264 --> 01:15:32,299
the guys are really
stressed out.
1532
01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:33,667
And stress
is a silent killer.
1533
01:15:33,701 --> 01:15:34,735
It's like when
the Predator...
1534
01:15:34,769 --> 01:15:37,038
- Really?
- Yeah.
1535
01:15:37,071 --> 01:15:40,241
Great. Perfect.
I give up.
Sick of this shit.
1536
01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:42,610
Good luck.
1537
01:15:49,216 --> 01:15:52,420
Mr. Rongen?
Mr. Rongen.
1538
01:15:52,453 --> 01:15:55,456
What? What do you want
from me, Tavita?
1539
01:15:55,489 --> 01:15:57,625
Look, I like you.
But I'm done.
1540
01:15:57,658 --> 01:15:58,893
I got to get off
this island.
1541
01:15:58,926 --> 01:16:00,027
And you're not going
to change my mind
1542
01:16:00,061 --> 01:16:02,129
with any stories
of marinated fish.
1543
01:16:02,163 --> 01:16:04,698
I'm not here to talk
about marinated fish.
1544
01:16:04,732 --> 01:16:06,535
But I want you
to be happy.
1545
01:16:06,567 --> 01:16:09,236
I'm not happy.
I'm not a happy person.
1546
01:16:09,270 --> 01:16:10,237
And I hate
to break it to you,
1547
01:16:10,271 --> 01:16:12,273
but you're not going
to get your "one goal."
1548
01:16:13,107 --> 01:16:14,008
That's all right.
1549
01:16:14,041 --> 01:16:16,677
I'm kind of used to that
by now, Mr. Rongen.
1550
01:16:16,710 --> 01:16:18,012
It's not my fault, man.
I tried.
1551
01:16:18,045 --> 01:16:19,514
I know, I know.
They don't listen to me.
1552
01:16:19,548 --> 01:16:20,781
I know.
It's over!
1553
01:16:20,815 --> 01:16:23,584
They're shutting you down.
Oh. That I did not know.
1554
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:27,788
That will be
why Mr. Alex is here.
1555
01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:32,460
Oh, well.
1556
01:16:32,493 --> 01:16:33,727
On the bright side,
1557
01:16:33,761 --> 01:16:36,497
I got to go
on a tropical island getaway.
1558
01:16:36,531 --> 01:16:39,100
Take in the sights
with my friend, Thomas.
1559
01:16:40,201 --> 01:16:41,235
What is it with you?
1560
01:16:42,036 --> 01:16:43,737
Why are you always
so positive?
1561
01:16:43,771 --> 01:16:45,639
It's sickening.
1562
01:16:45,673 --> 01:16:47,608
You should coach them.
They believe in you.
1563
01:16:47,641 --> 01:16:48,776
They believe in you.
1564
01:16:48,809 --> 01:16:50,711
But you have to show them
who you are.
1565
01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:52,913
They don't know you.
You don't talk to them.
1566
01:16:52,947 --> 01:16:54,715
Ever since you got
to our island,
1567
01:16:54,748 --> 01:16:55,950
you've been
somewhere else.
1568
01:16:55,983 --> 01:16:57,818
Even now,
you're somewhere else.
1569
01:16:57,852 --> 01:16:58,919
Maybe it's in the past,
1570
01:16:58,953 --> 01:17:01,088
because you thought
you were happier then.
1571
01:17:01,122 --> 01:17:04,058
But I think you could
be happy here, now.
1572
01:17:04,091 --> 01:17:06,060
But you actually have
to be here, now.
1573
01:17:09,029 --> 01:17:10,030
I can't win.
1574
01:17:11,065 --> 01:17:12,066
Then lose.
1575
01:17:13,901 --> 01:17:15,302
But don't lose alone.
1576
01:17:16,237 --> 01:17:17,404
Lose with us.
1577
01:17:18,806 --> 01:17:20,374
And there's always
the second half.
1578
01:17:21,442 --> 01:17:22,810
That's another chance.
1579
01:17:24,678 --> 01:17:26,347
Second halves
everywhere.
1580
01:17:42,496 --> 01:17:44,698
Right.
Get rid of it.
1581
01:17:44,732 --> 01:17:46,267
This is all nonsense.
1582
01:18:02,584 --> 01:18:04,752
Mmm. Okay.
1583
01:18:06,187 --> 01:18:08,889
Shouldn't have, uh,
called you losers.
1584
01:18:08,923 --> 01:18:11,292
Um, it's not true.
You're not.
1585
01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:14,461
I'm the loser.
1586
01:18:17,998 --> 01:18:20,602
So,
two years ago,
1587
01:18:20,635 --> 01:18:23,170
I lost my daughter
in a car accident.
1588
01:18:23,204 --> 01:18:24,371
Her name was Nicole.
1589
01:18:27,308 --> 01:18:28,375
And that's her hat.
1590
01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:33,981
She was the greatest,
you know.
1591
01:18:34,014 --> 01:18:37,451
She was, um,
bright and funny,
and, uh,
1592
01:18:37,484 --> 01:18:40,020
she loved soccer.
She loved it.
1593
01:18:42,557 --> 01:18:44,758
We used to sit up
and talk about the game.
1594
01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:45,993
Most nights.
1595
01:18:47,328 --> 01:18:48,896
And then, uh,
1596
01:18:48,929 --> 01:18:50,599
one day, she was
on her way to practice
1597
01:18:50,632 --> 01:18:53,100
and she lost control
and crashed.
1598
01:18:53,767 --> 01:18:54,969
That was it.
1599
01:18:55,769 --> 01:18:56,971
She was gone.
1600
01:18:58,707 --> 01:19:00,107
I lost my baby.
1601
01:19:00,741 --> 01:19:02,510
Sorry. Okay.
1602
01:19:04,613 --> 01:19:06,847
I guess, I got pretty angry
at the world
1603
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,718
but mainly, I was angry
at myself. Maybe...
1604
01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:13,020
if I took her to practice,
she'd still be here.
1605
01:19:13,053 --> 01:19:15,956
Maybe if I was there
for her a bit more.
1606
01:19:16,357 --> 01:19:17,424
A lot of maybes.
1607
01:19:20,294 --> 01:19:21,630
Why'd I take this job?
1608
01:19:21,663 --> 01:19:23,565
For the challenge? No.
1609
01:19:23,598 --> 01:19:24,699
I couldn't give two shits
1610
01:19:24,733 --> 01:19:25,766
about turning
this team around.
1611
01:19:25,799 --> 01:19:28,536
I was, uh, forced
to take it.
1612
01:19:29,503 --> 01:19:31,606
It was the only job
I could get.
1613
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:34,141
And I didn't want it, guys.
1614
01:19:34,174 --> 01:19:36,544
You know, I thought
I was better than you.
1615
01:19:39,346 --> 01:19:43,317
And fact of the matter is,
you don't need me at all.
1616
01:19:43,350 --> 01:19:44,785
You're already perfect.
1617
01:19:46,287 --> 01:19:49,490
So basically, my advice
to you would be,
1618
01:19:49,524 --> 01:19:50,525
"Don't listen to me."
1619
01:19:51,825 --> 01:19:54,428
Go out there
and do what you do.
1620
01:19:54,461 --> 01:19:56,531
Or don't do it.
1621
01:19:56,564 --> 01:19:58,499
Whatever. You know?
1622
01:19:59,233 --> 01:20:00,267
You've reminded me
1623
01:20:00,301 --> 01:20:03,237
that I've always loved playing
more than winning.
1624
01:20:03,804 --> 01:20:06,040
So, enjoy this match.
1625
01:20:06,073 --> 01:20:08,275
I mean, life's short.
Football's a game.
1626
01:20:09,209 --> 01:20:11,145
I just want you all
to be happy.
1627
01:20:14,549 --> 01:20:16,150
But we want
to win, coach.
1628
01:20:18,452 --> 01:20:19,820
Then be happy.
1629
01:21:39,366 --> 01:21:41,402
Coach, nice pep talk.
1630
01:22:11,498 --> 01:22:15,135
Hey, Chief, got any
spare chicken, there?
1631
01:22:21,175 --> 01:22:22,677
No pressure.
1632
01:22:22,710 --> 01:22:24,011
Enjoy yourselves.
1633
01:22:24,044 --> 01:22:25,245
It's just a game.
1634
01:22:27,481 --> 01:22:28,817
Life is good.
1635
01:22:28,850 --> 01:22:30,552
Yes, Jaiyah. Yeah.
1636
01:22:31,686 --> 01:22:32,887
Oh, good kicking!
1637
01:22:32,921 --> 01:22:34,188
Push up, push up, push up.
1638
01:22:35,088 --> 01:22:36,290
Look for it.
1639
01:23:29,109 --> 01:23:32,514
Goal!
Yeah!
1640
01:23:32,547 --> 01:23:34,549
Yeah!
1641
01:23:37,117 --> 01:23:39,721
We scored a goal!
We scored a goal!
1642
01:23:39,754 --> 01:23:41,623
We actually
scored a goal!
1643
01:23:48,095 --> 01:23:49,831
That's my boy!
That's my boy!
1644
01:23:49,864 --> 01:23:53,568
This is the first goal everfor American Samoa.
1645
01:23:53,601 --> 01:23:54,969
Let's go,
Samoa!
1646
01:23:55,003 --> 01:23:58,205
My baby!
Rambo did it, you guys.
1647
01:23:58,238 --> 01:23:59,707
What a match!
1648
01:24:02,677 --> 01:24:03,811
Wow!
1649
01:24:12,386 --> 01:24:16,156
Whoa, no, no, no.
Whoa. Somebody!
1650
01:24:16,791 --> 01:24:18,860
Darling! Darling!
1651
01:24:18,893 --> 01:24:19,994
Oh, no!
1652
01:24:20,028 --> 01:24:22,564
Help!
Somebody.
1653
01:24:22,597 --> 01:24:24,398
I need
medical assistance
over in section...
1654
01:24:26,233 --> 01:24:30,337
Hey, Ma. Dad.
Dad. Wake up.
1655
01:24:30,972 --> 01:24:33,073
Dad, it's me. Dad?
1656
01:24:33,106 --> 01:24:35,175
- No, no, no. Okay, okay.
- Hey, hey.
1657
01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:36,343
Calm down. Calm down.
1658
01:24:36,376 --> 01:24:38,278
What happened?
1659
01:24:38,312 --> 01:24:40,715
They said I suffered
a massive stroke.
1660
01:24:40,748 --> 01:24:42,182
Heat stroke.
1661
01:24:42,215 --> 01:24:44,117
Yeah, a massive heat stroke.
1662
01:24:44,151 --> 01:24:45,252
It was awful, son.
1663
01:24:45,285 --> 01:24:46,821
Scary for
everyone involved.
1664
01:24:46,854 --> 01:24:49,757
But in time,
maybe even an hour,
1665
01:24:50,592 --> 01:24:52,326
I think I'll be up
on my feet again.
1666
01:24:52,359 --> 01:24:53,393
Okay, you're going
to be okay.
1667
01:24:53,427 --> 01:24:54,796
How much did we lose by?
10-one?
1668
01:24:54,829 --> 01:24:56,163
What was the final score?
Calm down, Dad. Okay?
1669
01:24:56,196 --> 01:24:58,465
Breathe in. Out.
1670
01:24:58,498 --> 01:25:00,367
I'm ready, I'm ready, okay?
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Calm down.
1671
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:01,936
Tell me what happened.
Calm down. You calm?
1672
01:25:01,970 --> 01:25:03,071
Okay. Yeah. Go.
1673
01:25:03,103 --> 01:25:04,072
Now I'm going to tell you
what happened.
1674
01:25:04,104 --> 01:25:05,640
Tell me what happened.
All right.
1675
01:25:07,341 --> 01:25:09,142
Possession kept goingback and forth.
1676
01:25:09,711 --> 01:25:11,012
And things were tense.
1677
01:25:11,045 --> 01:25:13,514
Because we knewthe whole countrywas watching.
1678
01:25:14,782 --> 01:25:17,018
And that people would talkabout this day
1679
01:25:17,051 --> 01:25:18,586
for years to come.
1680
01:25:19,988 --> 01:25:21,522
And then Tonga brokewith the ball.
1681
01:25:21,556 --> 01:25:23,357
I got him!
It was a one-on-one
1682
01:25:23,390 --> 01:25:25,225
between me and Alisheand I thoughtI could take the ball.
1683
01:25:25,258 --> 01:25:26,661
But if I dived in and missed,
1684
01:25:26,694 --> 01:25:28,195
there was going
to be a certain goal.
1685
01:25:29,296 --> 01:25:30,698
But it was different.
1686
01:25:30,732 --> 01:25:31,733
I felt different.
1687
01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:33,768
I stood up
1688
01:25:35,135 --> 01:25:36,269
and I tackled him.
1689
01:25:37,972 --> 01:25:39,406
Suddenly, we're on the attack.
1690
01:25:40,340 --> 01:25:42,442
I played the ball up to Vegas.
1691
01:25:42,476 --> 01:25:44,012
He saw the keeper
out of position and
1692
01:25:44,045 --> 01:25:45,847
he shot withhis almighty power.
1693
01:25:49,517 --> 01:25:50,450
But the keeper
1694
01:25:50,484 --> 01:25:52,486
saved and scrambled it
behind for a corner.
1695
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,989
Yes! This is it,
this is it.
1696
01:25:55,023 --> 01:25:56,456
Jaiyah!
1697
01:25:56,490 --> 01:25:58,526
Get up.
1698
01:25:58,559 --> 01:26:00,662
In the boxthere wasa lot of tussling,
1699
01:26:00,695 --> 01:26:02,362
and things weregetting serious.
1700
01:26:03,031 --> 01:26:04,431
Deph took the corner.
1701
01:26:06,134 --> 01:26:08,569
It was a right-footedin-swinger.
1702
01:26:08,603 --> 01:26:10,838
It looked like Tongawould clear.
1703
01:26:10,872 --> 01:26:12,305
But then...
1704
01:26:12,974 --> 01:26:14,274
Jaiyah.
1705
01:26:20,715 --> 01:26:21,816
Goal.
1706
01:26:22,116 --> 01:26:23,151
Yeah!
1707
01:26:26,654 --> 01:26:28,923
That's what
I'm talking about, boy.
1708
01:26:28,956 --> 01:26:30,658
Goal!
1709
01:26:30,692 --> 01:26:32,660
And another historic goal!
1710
01:26:35,362 --> 01:26:37,965
Unbelievable!American Samoa...
1711
01:26:37,999 --> 01:26:39,332
Yes!
1712
01:26:39,366 --> 01:26:40,200
...the last-ranked teamin the world,
1713
01:26:40,233 --> 01:26:41,736
might actually win this thing!
1714
01:26:42,704 --> 01:26:43,604
We scored?
Yeah.
1715
01:26:43,638 --> 01:26:45,640
A goal? An actual goal?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
1716
01:26:45,673 --> 01:26:46,574
Another one?
1717
01:26:46,607 --> 01:26:48,009
Okay.
Did you hear that? Two!
1718
01:26:48,042 --> 01:26:50,410
Everything was going great.
With only 30 seconds left
1719
01:26:50,444 --> 01:26:52,080
on the clock.We were winning.
1720
01:26:52,113 --> 01:26:53,480
But then the refereedecided to add
1721
01:26:53,514 --> 01:26:54,849
five minutes
to the game.
1722
01:26:54,882 --> 01:26:56,117
What a disgrace.
Yeah.
1723
01:26:56,150 --> 01:26:57,185
Then what happened?
1724
01:26:57,217 --> 01:26:58,418
The matchwas almost over.
1725
01:26:58,452 --> 01:26:59,987
We were holding upunder the pressure.
1726
01:27:05,793 --> 01:27:06,794
Got it!
1727
01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:08,830
Stop, thief!
1728
01:27:08,863 --> 01:27:11,498
You can only get away
with one of those a game.
1729
01:27:11,532 --> 01:27:13,500
The ball was passed wide
and the Tonga winger
1730
01:27:13,534 --> 01:27:15,402
sent over a great cross.
1731
01:27:16,671 --> 01:27:18,371
Nicky was catching theseall day,
1732
01:27:18,405 --> 01:27:20,007
but under the pressure...
1733
01:27:22,043 --> 01:27:23,410
...he fumbled it.
1734
01:27:23,443 --> 01:27:25,378
It hit his hand and it wasrolling towards the goal.
1735
01:27:26,614 --> 01:27:27,949
- Oh, shit.
- Then,
1736
01:27:27,982 --> 01:27:28,983
out of nowhere
1737
01:27:29,617 --> 01:27:30,551
came Jaiyah.
1738
01:27:30,585 --> 01:27:32,319
She slid in at the last minuteand hooked
1739
01:27:32,352 --> 01:27:34,421
the ball off the line,saving a certain goal.
1740
01:27:34,454 --> 01:27:36,256
Yes, Jaiyah! Yes!
1741
01:27:36,824 --> 01:27:37,925
But then,
1742
01:27:37,959 --> 01:27:39,426
the ball fell to Alishe
1743
01:27:39,459 --> 01:27:41,095
and he wasn't going to miss.
1744
01:27:41,129 --> 01:27:42,630
I didn't have any option.
1745
01:27:42,663 --> 01:27:44,732
As he drew back to shoot,I dived in.
1746
01:27:46,234 --> 01:27:48,569
Clear penalty.It was my fault.
1747
01:27:48,603 --> 01:27:51,404
Hit him, darling.
1748
01:27:52,472 --> 01:27:54,609
You idiot!
Then what happened?
1749
01:27:54,642 --> 01:27:57,078
Nicky Salapu had to face
the penalty by himself.
1750
01:27:57,111 --> 01:27:59,046
- Oh, Jesus, it gets worse.
- Oh, God.
1751
01:28:06,286 --> 01:28:08,388
"I had been
catching these
all day.
1752
01:28:09,090 --> 01:28:10,691
"It was my time."
1753
01:28:10,725 --> 01:28:12,927
Everything wason the line.
1754
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:14,427
Oh, the pressure!
1755
01:28:14,461 --> 01:28:15,596
Yeah. He was
under pressure.
Oh, pressure.
1756
01:28:15,630 --> 01:28:16,798
Absolutely.
Pressure.
Oh! Pressure cooker.
1757
01:28:16,831 --> 01:28:18,166
- Come on, Nicky.
- Go, Nicky.
1758
01:28:18,199 --> 01:28:19,332
- Let's go, Nicky!
- Let's go!
1759
01:28:21,269 --> 01:28:23,403
- Let's go, Nicky.
- Don't tell me
1760
01:28:23,436 --> 01:28:25,540
Nicky Salapu had
a meltdown in goal?
1761
01:28:25,573 --> 01:28:27,474
The horror of those31 goals against
1762
01:28:27,508 --> 01:28:28,609
Australia 10 years ago
1763
01:28:28,643 --> 01:28:30,011
came back and haunted him.
1764
01:28:34,381 --> 01:28:36,818
I suppose he losthis composure
1765
01:28:36,851 --> 01:28:38,519
and just stepped asideand let the ball go in.
1766
01:28:38,553 --> 01:28:40,121
Damn everyone watching!
1767
01:28:40,154 --> 01:28:41,622
Is that what happened?
1768
01:28:41,656 --> 01:28:43,356
He probably was
freaking out a bit.
1769
01:28:43,390 --> 01:28:45,159
"But I wasn't
freaking out."
1770
01:28:45,193 --> 01:28:47,261
Nicky wasn't freaking out
1771
01:28:47,295 --> 01:28:49,297
because he knew
he had the history
1772
01:28:49,329 --> 01:28:51,699
of a thousand chiefs
holding him up.
1773
01:28:51,732 --> 01:28:54,202
But he just had to
let go of everything.
1774
01:28:54,235 --> 01:28:55,468
"The past."
1775
01:28:57,271 --> 01:28:58,573
The present.
1776
01:28:59,372 --> 01:29:00,708
"The future.
1777
01:29:01,474 --> 01:29:02,810
"But I had
to let it go.
1778
01:29:04,912 --> 01:29:06,013
" All of it."
1779
01:29:06,714 --> 01:29:09,584
He just had
to become Nicky.
1780
01:29:09,617 --> 01:29:12,854
I'm Nicky Salapu.
Say it.
1781
01:29:13,486 --> 01:29:15,089
I'm Nicky Salapu.
1782
01:29:39,647 --> 01:29:41,048
The whistle blew.
1783
01:29:41,082 --> 01:29:44,552
For a second, we didn't knowwhat was going on.
1784
01:29:44,585 --> 01:29:46,921
We never feltlike this before.
1785
01:29:46,954 --> 01:29:49,456
Until we'd realized...
1786
01:29:49,489 --> 01:29:51,025
With a final scoreof two-to-one,
1787
01:29:51,058 --> 01:29:52,526
American Samoa...
1788
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:55,963
We win! We won!
We won! We won!
1789
01:29:58,132 --> 01:29:59,600
Yeah!
1790
01:30:07,407 --> 01:30:09,442
American Samoa wins its
1791
01:30:09,476 --> 01:30:11,646
first match ever!
1792
01:30:25,159 --> 01:30:26,160
We did this!
1793
01:30:29,263 --> 01:30:30,998
All right!
1794
01:30:46,614 --> 01:30:47,882
We won?
We won?
1795
01:30:47,915 --> 01:30:50,184
We won. You won
a game, Dad.
What?
1796
01:30:50,217 --> 01:30:52,153
Yes, Jesus, we won!
Oh, we won!
1797
01:30:52,186 --> 01:30:53,287
Yes!
1798
01:30:53,321 --> 01:30:54,689
I always knew it.
1799
01:30:54,722 --> 01:30:56,390
Oh, son, I knew
you could do it.
1800
01:30:56,424 --> 01:30:58,592
Oh, my heart, my heart!
Okay.
1801
01:30:58,626 --> 01:30:59,994
One goal! One goal!
1802
01:31:11,605 --> 01:31:14,608
Last saved message.
1803
01:31:14,642 --> 01:31:16,877
Okay, seriously,
1804
01:31:16,911 --> 01:31:20,014
get Mom to show youhow to check your messages.
1805
01:31:20,047 --> 01:31:22,316
Although, I guessif you're hearing this,
1806
01:31:22,350 --> 01:31:24,051
you've figured it out.
1807
01:31:25,386 --> 01:31:26,954
Anyway, to answeryour question,
1808
01:31:26,988 --> 01:31:29,457
school is good.It's great, actually.
1809
01:31:29,489 --> 01:31:31,459
I genuinely likeall my classes.
1810
01:31:31,491 --> 01:31:33,594
Intro to Psych is really cool,and so is Anthro.
1811
01:31:33,627 --> 01:31:35,963
That professor isjust awesome.
1812
01:31:35,997 --> 01:31:38,299
And everyone's happyto be here.
1813
01:31:38,332 --> 01:31:39,900
I've met so many new people.
1814
01:31:39,934 --> 01:31:42,036
And there's justso much to talk about.
1815
01:31:42,069 --> 01:31:45,673
I mean, it's likeanything's possible, you know?
1816
01:31:46,674 --> 01:31:48,509
I don't know.I guess I'm just saying
1817
01:31:48,542 --> 01:31:50,611
there's more to lifethan soccer.
1818
01:31:51,612 --> 01:31:53,547
Okay. Love you.
1819
01:32:49,103 --> 01:32:52,440
Dear Lord.
What more can I say?
1820
01:32:52,473 --> 01:32:53,641
Nothing, really.
1821
01:32:53,674 --> 01:32:56,377
I had a dream
and it came true.
1822
01:32:56,410 --> 01:32:57,678
We scored a goal.
1823
01:32:57,711 --> 01:32:59,146
And then we scored
another goal.
1824
01:32:59,180 --> 01:33:00,247
And then we won a game!
1825
01:33:01,615 --> 01:33:03,417
And then, we lost
the next game.
1826
01:33:03,451 --> 01:33:05,586
And we didn't qualify
for the World Cup.
1827
01:33:05,619 --> 01:33:07,855
But you know what, Lord?
Despite that loss,
1828
01:33:07,888 --> 01:33:09,256
I'm happy.
1829
01:33:09,290 --> 01:33:12,026
So, thank you
for sending us
Mr. Rongen.
1830
01:33:12,059 --> 01:33:14,128
We've become
quite attached to him.
1831
01:33:14,161 --> 01:33:17,532
It's like finding
a little lost white kid
at the mall
1832
01:33:17,566 --> 01:33:19,300
and telling him
which way to go.
1833
01:33:20,367 --> 01:33:22,470
Thank you, Lord.
Amen.
1834
01:33:22,503 --> 01:33:23,671
Amen.
1835
01:33:23,704 --> 01:33:25,739
Dear Lord.
1836
01:33:25,773 --> 01:33:29,610
I'm praying as a weird way
of letting the team know that
1837
01:33:29,643 --> 01:33:31,412
I've been offered a job
1838
01:33:31,445 --> 01:33:33,414
with MLS side, LA Galaxy
1839
01:33:33,447 --> 01:33:35,082
starting immediately.
1840
01:33:36,383 --> 01:33:40,555
But as of today,
I've decided not to take
the job. Amen.
1841
01:33:40,589 --> 01:33:42,089
- Amen.
- Wow, Lord, that is
1842
01:33:42,123 --> 01:33:45,826
a huge gesture
and a real credit to us
as a team.
1843
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:48,829
Uh, well, Lord,
the thing is
1844
01:33:49,296 --> 01:33:50,397
I'm still leaving.
1845
01:33:52,299 --> 01:33:53,868
But not for football,
Lord.
1846
01:33:54,536 --> 01:33:56,637
I want some time
for me.
1847
01:33:56,670 --> 01:33:58,540
Uh, you know,
so I can remind myself
1848
01:33:58,573 --> 01:34:00,975
that there's other
more important things
1849
01:34:01,008 --> 01:34:03,344
to life than this game.
Amen.
1850
01:34:03,377 --> 01:34:04,912
- Amen.
- Dear Lord.
1851
01:34:04,945 --> 01:34:06,914
Way to get
our hopes up, jeez!
1852
01:34:06,947 --> 01:34:09,416
It's a real
rollercoaster ride,
this one.
1853
01:34:09,450 --> 01:34:11,252
Oh, well, in that case,
1854
01:34:11,285 --> 01:34:16,891
please tell Mr. Rongen
that we love him
very much.
1855
01:34:16,924 --> 01:34:21,195
And that he will always
have a home here
in American Samoa.
1856
01:34:24,431 --> 01:34:25,432
Amen.
1857
01:35:04,104 --> 01:35:05,172
Do you want
to get your asses kicked
1858
01:35:05,206 --> 01:35:08,008
by Tonga?
Go! Pressure! Fighter!
1859
01:35:08,610 --> 01:35:10,477
Ay-ay-ay, Daru.
1860
01:35:11,646 --> 01:35:12,780
Yes, yes.
1861
01:35:23,658 --> 01:35:24,693
Good job.
1862
01:35:35,936 --> 01:35:37,738
Come on, Jaiyah, go!
Push, push, push, push!
1863
01:35:38,906 --> 01:35:40,341
Just want to say,
I love you guys.
1864
01:35:40,374 --> 01:35:44,912
No matter how different I am.
And how different we all are.
1865
01:43:16,097 --> 01:43:18,533
And so endsour tale of woe.
1866
01:43:18,566 --> 01:43:20,568
I guess
it just goes to show,
1867
01:43:20,601 --> 01:43:22,369
no matter
what happens to you,
1868
01:43:22,402 --> 01:43:24,672
when the going gets rough,
when the chips are down,
1869
01:43:24,706 --> 01:43:26,440
when you feel like
you can't carry on,
1870
01:43:26,473 --> 01:43:28,341
when you feel
like there's no hope
1871
01:43:29,043 --> 01:43:30,611
or you just can't do it,
1872
01:43:32,379 --> 01:43:34,247
anything can happen
1873
01:43:34,281 --> 01:43:37,185
and a whole lot
of miracles
1874
01:43:37,217 --> 01:43:40,420
when you just have
a little bit of faith.
1875
01:43:47,227 --> 01:43:48,629
Ah, shit!
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