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very high up in banking you know one of
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the highest
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and he's still only 55.
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i'll have this finish for you tomorrow
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mrs roberthood
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you know i've got a feeling you're going
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to be as pretty as your mother one day
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won't that be something
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well
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i must fly bye-bye
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bye-bye ivy
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oh my god she's trying to fix me up with
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an apple manager such a busy body what a
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valuable customer
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mum
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i found it in this room
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kenny
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got to do a map of europe
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actually scissors
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ken
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uncle burke thought he'd be nicer on the
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veranda but i said you'd be more
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comfortable in the study come inside
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here we are just in time for afternoon
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tea ah ken good to see you
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how you doing fine thanks uncle burt
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i'll leave you to it then
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so you you're doing all right hey yes
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thanks
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and uh
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your mum all right she's fine
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ivy fine good
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good
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you know i thought it'd be nice if we uh
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sat up on the veranda but uh your auntie
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dory thinks we'd be better off in here
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yes
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oh sit down ken
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well then ken uh
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well you know what this is all about no
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sorry
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you mean your mother didn't tell you
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huh
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well it's no big deal uh you see i'm
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just sort of filling in for your father
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if he was still alive he would have had
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this little chat with you but uh
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seeing as he isn't
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you see when i was your age the big
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question was
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what's it all about
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hey you know all this stuff about
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well the stuff about
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men and and women and
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having babies
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you know what's it all about how do you
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go about it what's the big mystery to it
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all
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well there's no big mystery ken there is
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no mystery at all it's
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simply
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part of the natural order of
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you know just like we all eat and
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breathe and
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go to the left
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they all do it they all
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well they all uh
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copulate
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come again copulate
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the insertion of the penis into the
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vagina
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and these symptoms of arousal lead to
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what's called the plateau phase
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in other words uncle burt you're about
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as hot it up as you can get and if
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stimulation continues it leads to orgasm
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sorry
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orgasm oh orgasm right causing
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ejaculation
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ejaculation
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no you got me there again
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well you know what happens when you have
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an orgasm uncle bert
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it's only me
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don't let me interrupt you
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that's the tricky bit ken oh my word
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that bit can be very very tricky
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are you talking about premature
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ejaculation
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well you know when you shoot your load
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what'd you say it was called again
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actually the main cause is anxiety the
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more you worry the worse it gets
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the squeeze technique that's right uncle
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herb the squeeze technique
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don't you think ken ought to be getting
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home it's half hour six oh uh yes yes
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well ken uh thanks for coming over
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anytime uncle burt
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i haven't even touched
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unclasps her warmed jewels one by one
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loosens her fragrant bodice
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by degrees her rich attire creeps
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rustling to her knees
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half hidden
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like a mermaid in seaweed pence of a
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wild she dreams awake and sees in fancy
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fears and agnes in her bed
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but dares not look behind
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or all the child
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is fled
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soon
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in her soft and chilly nest in sort of
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wakeful swoon
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perplexed chile
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until the poppied warmth of sleep
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oppressed her soothed limbs
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and soul fatigued
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for your
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precious love
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what was wrong with gloria she played
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like an eight her cousin
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do you know barry's playing
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juniors
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do you think she's better than billy
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watson billy watson thinks he's the best
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in wa but gary is molly thinks gary's
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the most super looking guy in the whole
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school i think she's right and looking
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from danny valetti
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anyone seen the milk
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don't you think it looks a bit like
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elvis presley elvis presley just his
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he's got eyes just like elvis presley
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danny valetti have you seen him in
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bathurst oh wow if you think tony's
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about built shirley's tony tony weaver
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shelley mcalpine
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it's the way he looks at me
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hey why don't we go to the beach on
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sunday we might see gary lloyd there
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that's how easy it could
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in the school be
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love together
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mayonnaise
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it grieves me to have to bring this
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matter to your attention mrs riddle but
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your son has a long record of minor and
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more serious misdemeanors
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bearing that in mind i think you'll
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appreciate the exceptional gravity of
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his latest um
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ken is planning to stay art when he
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finishes school mr reynolds mrs riddle
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would you call this
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you only have to see the nudes in the
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national gallery the sun is
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astonishingly prolific mrs riddle even
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the great leonardo would have been
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but the evidence suggests that what we
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have here is not so much a collection of
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priceless works of art
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as an extensive and i gather very
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lucrative
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underground industry
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curiosity experiments
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i know it's all part of growing up cam
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but look where it's got you now we have
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to look for another school i'm sick of
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school mum oh jeez ken come on keep
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moving and your drawing technique's
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ivy
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what's happened
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i want to stay the night with you
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oh um gwen phoned in a bit of a state i
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should think so i should think she's at
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a wit's end what on earth did you tell
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sorry
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two hours to tell him the facts of life
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well he he had a lot of questions dear
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i could have told him the facts of life
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in five minutes
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all he needs to know anyway
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what's so funny
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so
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fine chip i thought you'd gotten lost
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okay
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greek business the best my daughter
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elena she might think for you thanks
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you good boy you good boy
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either you want the stuff that sticks or
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the stick that stuff
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oh kenny kind of kidding stick around
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yeah
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yeah yeah see you did
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you hear the one about the uh lingerie
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salesman from barabadoo
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let's see
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roses are red
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violets are blue
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all day long
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i've been thinking of you
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perfect
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my grandma's stash
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yourself a flavor kenny
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wait you can grow a really nice one
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you see kenny
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most fellas it's wham bam thank you man
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no style no finesse
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all they think about is rush enough to
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tell their mates
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then they wonder why next time they get
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rejected
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who's that
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it's my mum yeah who's the fella mr
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williams
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boyfriend
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mum this is mr wiseman he gave me a lift
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max wiseman i've heard a lot about you
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from herbert no it's a pleasure to meet
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you mrs riddle now that is a fetching
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outfit may i say how much i admire your
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taste
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thank you terrific cut what uh from a
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pattern no i designed it myself better
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be on our way gwen why are you wasting
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your time making dresses mrs riddle
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herbert's told me never to believe a
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salesman especially one as good as you
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seriously we
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we should talk about this
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we want to be over mundaring where
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before sunset there's a huge flock of
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black cockatoos that roost there an
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incredible sight to see them coming in
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well nice to meet you mr wiseman ivy's
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making stuff for kenny oh you won't
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catch me under a flock of black
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cockatoos
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not without an umbrella anyway
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your mum's a good sport kenny
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see in the morning
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well thanks for everything mr wiseman
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hey hey hey
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forget the mr weisman crap
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it's max
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i think miss evans mr driver are having
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a scene what makes you think that
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just the way they always seem to be
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together
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and they'll both be on camp and i'm sure
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it's not an accident
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hey lazy
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so if they keep disappearing into the
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forest together
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i can just see my sevens
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no
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come on terry
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you can do better than that if there's
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one thing i cannot abide
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it's lack
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of
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effort
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[Laughter]
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[Music]
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roses are red
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violets are blue
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all of my life i've been waiting for you
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oh can
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take me again
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do you think he's all right
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okay
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it's like he blacked out or something oh
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had some kind of fit
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anybody got a light
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hell is it you never got married max why
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buy a book when you can
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join the library
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[Music]
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[Music]
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when i came
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what are you wrecking
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me excuse me ladies but how'd you like
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to rub shoulders with two of the most
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eligible and attractive men in the hall
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at first i would love to where do we
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find them well i can see you in ladies
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of taste and discernment right and we
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are very fussy who we mix with you if
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you don't mind me put my chat together
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allow me to introduce my associate mr
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kenneth riddle sit down kenny
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mr riddle is a junior executive in my
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organization i'm max weiss i'm single
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and so i'm also charming witty sensitive
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and understanding but don't take my word
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for it i'm quite encryp's high in
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testimonials elizabeth taylor marilyn
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monroe the gun
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secretary
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try this tripos
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i like it and for whom do you drive the
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meet commission by some chance
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i work for the physically conditioned
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watch out for max you could shock you
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shirley sorry mourinho don't tell me
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i'll get them eventually uh janet ollie
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she's brendan i'm iron that saves a bit
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of time
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for business brenda i'm fine thanks they
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can see that darling but would you care
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for another drink
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no thanks
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all right well if you insist come on
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brenda
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let me see two more drinks for ladies
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and a couple of beers in the gentlemen
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so what do you do for a living irene i
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work for the fisheries department oh
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that's a good line to be tell me more
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you got me yours thought it was an
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ashtray what are you doing
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for fun for a living living well
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we're in the rag tray
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my marketing director and over there
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you're looking at the future md of
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bollinger company
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quite frankly irene i thought you might
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be in the fashion
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well i had no good taste when i see it
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i'm sure you know what one i've already
388
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got too many vices as it is but just
389
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launched the new atomic bra and goebbel
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combination ladies a tommy yeah what
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makes them fall out i'll get you one if
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you like just got to check the sides
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excuse me we don't serve people under
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21.
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and the fact is that you shouldn't be
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here at all it's okay marge
397
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he's actually 27. it's a case of
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arrested development all right i'll let
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you stay but no alcohol
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hurry
401
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sorry i was just going anyway
402
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seriously
403
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kenny
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working late
405
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yeah
406
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like it
407
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it's great
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oh
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no
410
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i'm pleased with it
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i'm about to look my best
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to do for the london chairman of mr
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williams bank you can imagine how
414
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everyone's gonna be turned out
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what's the matter
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nothing mom
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can
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it's not gonna happen again you know
419
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remember
420
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mr alderton
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ordered a motors
422
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well he wanted to marry me but i turned
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him down
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not because i wanted to because of you
425
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and ivy because of all the fuss the pair
426
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of you kicked up if you want to go out
427
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with mr williams don't even bring
428
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yourself to greet him
429
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:28,880
how do you think that makes me feel
430
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ivy likes and why the hell shouldn't you
431
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,559
it's your business mum
432
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you bet it's my business and whatever
433
00:23:32,559 --> 00:23:37,840
this leads to if it's what i want to do
434
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then you might as well accept it
435
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[Music]
436
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so
437
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[Music]
438
00:24:10,559 --> 00:24:22,000
so
439
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[Music]
440
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,400
honey
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you have to help me
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i've tried everything
443
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:39,039
oh careful you tear the fabric
444
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,039
see if you can undo the zipper
445
00:24:42,159 --> 00:24:46,400
it's all jammed up oh i'm so late
446
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,799
oh
447
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,679
where's ivy when i need her
448
00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:51,840
well
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do you want me to call maisie
450
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,760
see if you can undo my bra
451
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:58,760
then we'll sort of ease the whole thing
452
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off
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help me kenny so it doesn't tear
454
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thanks
455
00:25:23,679 --> 00:25:28,320
and uh while i was wondering about in
456
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:30,880
the course there he was bagging bogeys
457
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,880
and birdies
458
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well now i have an opportunity to tackle
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him on my home ground and i hope
460
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retrieve some of australia's honor as
461
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well as my own
462
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ladies and gentlemen without further ado
463
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:49,360
i give you sir harry harvey what
464
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[Applause]
465
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my uh good friend cyril is extremely
466
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self-effacing
467
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i felt as loud might had you delivered a
468
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short one to bradman
469
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,240
would you mind passing that bottle of
470
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wine please
471
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:24,960
sorry as for the line
472
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as for the implement wants the work
473
00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:29,950
[Music]
474
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:41,700
away the kangaroos
475
00:26:38,110 --> 00:26:41,700
[Laughter]
476
00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:56,190
[Music]
477
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,480
that's pretty good
478
00:27:09,679 --> 00:27:13,279
i shan't be seeing mr williams anymore
479
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:16,000
we um
480
00:27:13,279 --> 00:27:19,000
we had a long talk and we both realized
481
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000
that
482
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hi kenny
483
00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:25,600
good night mum
484
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,799
i've got any spare order sheets i seem
485
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:35,120
to run out there was a young lady called
486
00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:36,799
julie fans from a place called cowgirl
487
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,720
next please i'm in a hurry i gave her a
488
00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:40,960
quid you know what you did
489
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,320
now uh sebastian is in charge of the
490
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,320
day-to-day running of the warehouse
491
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,640
he'll be your immediate superior oh
492
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:49,760
surely don't tell our word for a moment
493
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:51,679
thanks good on you mate jimmy
494
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,200
kenneth
495
00:27:51,679 --> 00:27:55,919
kenneth
496
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:59,120
this is buddy mcjanet good to meet you
497
00:27:55,919 --> 00:28:00,320
ken god he is our new assistant storeman
498
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,080
the bus been telling me you're all
499
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,720
working your asses off he said we were
500
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:06,000
going through a particularly busy period
501
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,640
mrs riddle
502
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,159
it's uh max wiseman i've been doing some
503
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,480
thinking
504
00:28:10,159 --> 00:28:14,640
where do i start well
505
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:18,399
all these boxes here have to be opened
506
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,399
and unpacked this one right yep
507
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:25,960
you better check with arthur first
508
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,960
seriously arthur's the boss
509
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,960
it's crazy i'm just an ordinary
510
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,559
dressmaker well ken tells me you've
511
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,320
studied dress design
512
00:28:40,559 --> 00:28:44,159
do you know when that was before the war
513
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,440
mrs riddle believe me i know what i'm
514
00:28:44,159 --> 00:28:47,919
doing now you won't have to say a thing
515
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,440
i'll do all the talking
516
00:28:47,919 --> 00:28:51,919
how unusual
517
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:53,279
10 o'clock thursday oh and i want you to
518
00:28:51,919 --> 00:28:54,960
wear the same dress i saw you in the
519
00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:58,240
other evening you know the one you wore
520
00:28:54,960 --> 00:29:00,399
when you went to catch the cockadoos
521
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:03,360
i didn't say yes
522
00:29:00,399 --> 00:29:03,360
or you didn't say no
523
00:29:06,290 --> 00:29:09,619
[Music]
524
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:21,520
only one question
525
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,520
how much do you want to spend
526
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:27,279
about 50 quid i can't believe it just
527
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,279
come and have a look at this
528
00:29:27,279 --> 00:29:32,000
any idea what you're looking at
529
00:29:29,279 --> 00:29:33,360
oh an fx told them a bargain of a
530
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000
lifetime
531
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:38,000
private sale belong to my brother-in-law
532
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:41,200
i'm selling it as a favor no commission
533
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,440
no marker now he's asking 70 but i know
534
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:46,080
he'll take 60.
535
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:48,240
how much have you got barry
536
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:52,039
not even 50.
537
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:52,039
i can lend you 20.
538
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:04,240
see what i mean
539
00:30:01,919 --> 00:30:05,520
well i only do them to amuse myself
540
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,200
mrs riddle
541
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,600
would you mind standing up for a moment
542
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,880
please just look at this mr bollinger
543
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,159
it's fresh
544
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,600
it's original
545
00:30:12,159 --> 00:30:15,200
striking
546
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,640
now it's cheek and it's very
547
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,840
sophisticated
548
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,279
now i've taken a look at what's in the
549
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:22,399
stores and i can assure you there's
550
00:30:19,279 --> 00:30:24,080
absolutely no comparison this is style
551
00:30:22,399 --> 00:30:25,580
mr bollinger this
552
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:33,360
is dynamite
553
00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:36,399
[Music]
554
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:39,360
losing time i'm fading fast i just wanna
555
00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:41,279
make it last try to let go of the past i
556
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:43,360
close my eyes embrace the blast
557
00:30:41,279 --> 00:30:45,919
sleepless nights and headaches stuck
558
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:47,919
restlessness to hell and back what's my
559
00:30:45,919 --> 00:30:50,640
purpose what do i grab a slippery
560
00:30:47,919 --> 00:30:54,559
surface a heart attack
561
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:56,880
and sometimes you just gotta believe
562
00:30:54,559 --> 00:30:58,640
there's something that'll give you
563
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,120
relief
564
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:02,640
there's something that'll have what you
565
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:05,120
need
566
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:08,159
what you mean
567
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:11,760
we're broken it's tragic we're not all
568
00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:15,679
elastic but maybe there's magic believe
569
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:18,159
you could have it and i know
570
00:31:15,679 --> 00:31:20,720
barry about friday have you spoken to
571
00:31:18,159 --> 00:31:23,919
janelle i've seen her after work and
572
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:26,480
you're definitely going to take her well
573
00:31:23,919 --> 00:31:28,799
i've got to ask her first
574
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:31,039
shirt well i was thinking how
575
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:33,519
how about my sister
576
00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:34,399
thriving why don't you ask her yes
577
00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:36,559
well
578
00:31:34,399 --> 00:31:37,760
she's okay you know
579
00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:41,120
what do you mean
580
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,120
well i reckon she'd be all right
581
00:31:43,519 --> 00:31:46,640
what is this
582
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,960
sorry this
583
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,640
oh well i don't know what you call it in
584
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,720
pommy land but in this country it's
585
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,240
known as the singlet not on these
586
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,679
premises
587
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,360
me mum will give me hell if i take it
588
00:31:55,679 --> 00:31:59,279
off you know what i mean janet this is
589
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:02,240
not a building site we do not go around
590
00:31:59,279 --> 00:32:02,240
like navi's here
591
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,840
so what do you reckon barry
592
00:32:10,159 --> 00:32:13,679
you're you're telling me your your
593
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,880
sister's like good for a good time i
594
00:32:13,679 --> 00:32:17,880
reckon if you went about it the right
595
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,880
way
596
00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:42,799
[Music]
597
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,559
there you doing ivy
598
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:47,039
i'm feeling awful
599
00:32:44,559 --> 00:32:47,039
ivy
600
00:32:48,399 --> 00:32:51,679
what's the funny smell in this car
601
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,000
oh
602
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:57,840
this beer got spilt
603
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,840
smells more like someone who's been sick
604
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:03,279
well why why don't you sit in the front
605
00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:05,200
four
606
00:33:03,279 --> 00:33:08,080
well there's no smell in here i'm happy
607
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:10,159
i am thanks oh my baby please open up
608
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:13,720
the door you got all i need plus a
609
00:33:10,159 --> 00:33:13,720
little bit more
610
00:33:20,850 --> 00:33:28,420
[Music]
611
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:46,960
baby
612
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:46,960
[Music]
613
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,000
come on
614
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,089
[Music]
615
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,080
thanks
616
00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:17,560
[Music]
617
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,560
hey
618
00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:27,079
[Music]
619
00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:31,079
sweetest lipsticks
620
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:37,720
foreign
621
00:34:38,830 --> 00:34:45,530
[Music]
622
00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:51,289
[Music]
623
00:34:53,839 --> 00:34:57,510
if you don't shut up i'm gonna smash
624
00:34:55,440 --> 00:35:06,580
your head right through this windscreen
625
00:34:57,510 --> 00:35:06,580
[Music]
626
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,880
you okay
627
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,280
yeah
628
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,280
come on
629
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000
uh
630
00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:48,069
[Music]
631
00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:27,500
[Music]
632
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,200
is
633
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,920
in the shadows
634
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,689
[Music]
635
00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:57,679
[Music]
636
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:06,280
[Applause]
637
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,280
there's the size
638
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,400
hi
639
00:37:12,079 --> 00:37:15,119
can i help you
640
00:37:13,359 --> 00:37:18,079
no it's okay i'm just waiting for my
641
00:37:15,119 --> 00:37:21,040
mother mrs costa ladies oh it's you that
642
00:37:18,079 --> 00:37:21,040
makes the biscuits
643
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,760
ballet
644
00:37:25,359 --> 00:37:29,760
i'm going to an audition of sun lake
645
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:32,160
well that's terrific
646
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:36,920
yeah but there'll be lots of others
647
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:36,920
i'll keep my fingers crossed thanks
648
00:37:41,350 --> 00:38:12,160
[Music]
649
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,560
kelly's my daughter she's very beautiful
650
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,400
she's going to be beautiful dancer dez
651
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,320
i'm sorry i fix him up your other in the
652
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,320
morning we're going to be late yes you
653
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:23,280
can come quick
654
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,280
bye ken yes
655
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:30,560
jeez barry did you say that hey
656
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:32,800
mrs costa lady's daughter whoa
657
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,480
oh yeah
658
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,760
beautiful
659
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,400
she just left
660
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,400
with her mum
661
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,119
lames fellaini
662
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,520
i just know i'm gonna see her again yeah
663
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,960
well you're trying on there mate and
664
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,920
those greeks will have your balls for
665
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:57,040
breakfast
666
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,839
and laney isn't that a terrific name
667
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,000
hey
668
00:38:57,839 --> 00:39:02,160
maybe i could ask a little driving with
669
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:04,240
you amazing yeah
670
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:06,160
maisie's gone off me thinks i'm not good
671
00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:07,200
enough for her i think it's ivy what's
672
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,680
done it
673
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,440
just when i was about to crack it
674
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,720
crack it with maisie well not with ivy
675
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:16,400
that's for sure how near did you get
676
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:17,839
one fleet or the other shall we walk or
677
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,160
take a dog
678
00:39:17,839 --> 00:39:21,599
i see
679
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,720
so we're having a nice little party are
680
00:39:21,599 --> 00:39:24,880
we
681
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:26,240
oh listen to this uh
682
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,359
you hear about the chinese couple that
683
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,720
got divorced
684
00:39:27,359 --> 00:39:32,800
well she went back to peaking and he
685
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:32,800
went back to wanking get out of here
686
00:39:35,359 --> 00:39:39,240
did you hear it i said mcjanet
687
00:39:45,359 --> 00:39:50,760
read it arthur it'll do wonders for your
688
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,760
sense of humor
689
00:39:55,850 --> 00:40:00,290
[Music]
690
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:14,449
um
691
00:40:02,970 --> 00:40:14,449
[Music]
692
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:27,440
and what's your husband my husband died
693
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,440
on the wall
694
00:40:28,610 --> 00:40:35,109
[Music]
695
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,520
rosa
696
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,480
so how we doing you were right they're
697
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,720
terrific yeah they're not a bad lottery
698
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:53,400
a bunch of walks hey but this man is
699
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:53,400
very cheeky let me just check him back
700
00:40:53,599 --> 00:40:56,480
so
701
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:58,000
you're finding yourself a nice pretty
702
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,070
widow
703
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,159
casanova
704
00:40:59,070 --> 00:41:02,159
[Music]
705
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,240
she makes them special for you
706
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,800
elena
707
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,480
it's her birthday on saturday she's 16.
708
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:21,319
we're going to have a big party you like
709
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:21,319
to come i'll be there good boy
710
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,640
okay
711
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,880
certainly mr bologna
712
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,079
mrs costa needs i will attend to this
713
00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:03,839
personally upon my return however i've
714
00:42:02,079 --> 00:42:07,119
just been invited to luncheon with mr
715
00:42:03,839 --> 00:42:09,760
bollinger oh very nice
716
00:42:07,119 --> 00:42:09,760
would you like this
717
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:14,839
an antiquity and delicacy mrs costa
718
00:42:11,839 --> 00:42:14,839
needs
719
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:59,239
it was a mistake
720
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:59,239
[Music]
721
00:43:01,359 --> 00:43:06,590
she's
722
00:43:03,430 --> 00:43:06,590
[Music]
723
00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:19,650
[Music]
724
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:31,920
uh gwen with your talent and uh my looks
725
00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:33,359
and a bit of luck
726
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,680
hey hey you were given any thought to a
727
00:43:33,359 --> 00:43:35,680
label
728
00:43:36,079 --> 00:43:40,160
perhaps gwen riddle sounds as exotic as
729
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:41,599
christian dior sounds to us you'll have
730
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,440
to do better than that
731
00:43:41,599 --> 00:43:44,800
go for something french like you say
732
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:48,720
exotic
733
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:50,319
ah is this really happening sure is
734
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:52,960
and it couldn't possibly be four dozen
735
00:43:50,319 --> 00:43:55,200
players of thought sir
736
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:57,040
yes mr mclavitt he'll do that for you
737
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:59,280
first thing tomorrow thank you very much
738
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:01,599
sir
739
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,560
is it two at your birthday arthur
740
00:44:01,599 --> 00:44:04,400
yes
741
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,720
21. geez
742
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:10,160
congratulations
743
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:10,160
i think you can it's okay
744
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:15,359
like janet
745
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,680
well uh how aren't you gonna borrow my
746
00:44:15,359 --> 00:44:17,680
tv
747
00:44:20,839 --> 00:44:26,240
yeah the celebrations tonight
748
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:27,440
my family's giving me a party
749
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,800
and besides you know the rule about
750
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:31,599
drinking at lunchtime
751
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,839
how about after work eh
752
00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:36,319
you can go into pubs now yeah bottle
753
00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:37,680
shops
754
00:44:36,319 --> 00:44:39,920
oh i get it
755
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:42,079
you want me to buy booze for you
756
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,760
no it was just that yes i know what you
757
00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:45,200
were thinking but right now i have a lot
758
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:48,319
of orders to get out
759
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,319
this is costa needies
760
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,880
why didn't you think you're doing this
761
00:44:49,839 --> 00:44:53,680
years ago
762
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:55,440
you make it sound so easy you need money
763
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,599
the right connections
764
00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:00,000
heaps of confidence in this business for
765
00:44:57,599 --> 00:45:02,960
every success there's 100 failures
766
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:06,000
you won't fail mum it makes you so sure
767
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:09,200
because you're terrific that's why
768
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:12,319
you've no idea how much that means to me
769
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,319
and this is your lucky day
770
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,839
look
771
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,319
house
772
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,880
of
773
00:45:26,319 --> 00:45:28,880
elegance
774
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:42,980
i think you've got it
775
00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:42,980
[Music]
776
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,910
aren't you going to invite us to your
777
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:50,240
party
778
00:45:48,910 --> 00:45:53,359
[Music]
779
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:54,960
well that's not very friendly
780
00:45:53,359 --> 00:45:57,440
well it's it's not what you chops would
781
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:59,200
call apartment like
782
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,640
no alcohol
783
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,720
now both
784
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:05,920
it's not allowed in our house
785
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:07,600
so who's going oh
786
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:10,679
people from our church
787
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,679
[Music]
788
00:46:11,359 --> 00:46:14,400
better get you home then
789
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,440
oh no more
790
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:21,320
it's not even six o'clock
791
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:21,320
[Music]
792
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,800
i get to like that stuff
793
00:46:28,910 --> 00:46:33,989
[Music]
794
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,319
i know that's what you're calling me
795
00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:40,160
behind my back i've never heard anybody
796
00:46:38,319 --> 00:46:41,380
call you that arthur
797
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,440
winger
798
00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:45,040
[Music]
799
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:47,520
well if they did i'm sure they didn't
800
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:50,400
mean it oh charlie
801
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:53,440
one of my best mates is a plummy bastard
802
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:55,599
we're calling that all the time
803
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,760
we're just a bunch of aussie bastards
804
00:46:55,599 --> 00:47:00,640
what's the difference
805
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,440
but i tell you there is a difference
806
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,560
i
807
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,980
am not
808
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:07,440
a pommy bastard
809
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:11,160
[Music]
810
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,160
i'm a welsh bastard
811
00:47:11,810 --> 00:47:32,230
[Music]
812
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:40,000
arthur where have you been your mother's
813
00:47:37,359 --> 00:47:42,480
so worried about you
814
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,480
arthur
815
00:47:42,530 --> 00:47:52,180
[Laughter]
816
00:47:49,839 --> 00:47:55,260
no i'm not i'm a bastard
817
00:47:52,180 --> 00:47:55,260
[Music]
818
00:48:00,610 --> 00:48:06,289
[Music]
819
00:48:09,839 --> 00:48:14,319
he told you that a friend of mine
820
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,240
just go on
821
00:48:14,319 --> 00:48:17,839
look nervous
822
00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:21,040
take my advice
823
00:48:17,839 --> 00:48:23,440
yes next time park your car around the
824
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,440
corner
825
00:48:26,319 --> 00:48:30,800
oh morris i told him someone saw his car
826
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:34,520
bugged in high street what
827
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,520
hey straight curly
828
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:50,000
guide camp at the weekend
829
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:57,119
from the house
830
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,119
of elegance oh wow
831
00:48:58,079 --> 00:49:00,880
mr wiseman
832
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,319
he's going to
833
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,760
introduce me to some very important
834
00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:07,440
people in the business
835
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,920
so wish me luck
836
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:13,480
with a name like the house of elegance
837
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,480
you can't go wrong
838
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:21,040
good evening hello
839
00:49:18,319 --> 00:49:23,359
i'll probably be late so don't wait up
840
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,359
maybe
841
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:29,720
mr wiseman
842
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:40,620
there you are
843
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:53,839
no no it's a table for four
844
00:49:40,620 --> 00:49:57,040
[Music]
845
00:49:53,839 --> 00:49:58,960
um uh just so daughter for me please got
846
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:01,040
to be on my toes haven't i
847
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:04,559
and the usual for you sir
848
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,559
yes yes thank you thank you
849
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:07,040
willie
850
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:15,680
i'll be glad when this is all over just
851
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:17,599
relax and enjoy the okay
852
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,119
look um you're more used to this than i
853
00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:20,640
am i'll answer questions when i have to
854
00:50:19,119 --> 00:50:23,640
and i'll leave the rest up to you okay
855
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,640
okay
856
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,040
did you hear the one about the irishman
857
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,520
who thought that a pair of teeth was a
858
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:34,240
set of dentures watch it my father was
859
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:35,520
irish oh sorry
860
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:36,800
you know it's funny my mother was dead
861
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,880
against me during the course and dress
862
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,800
design she young she wanted me to be a
863
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,240
nurse like her but daddy said follow
864
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,960
your dream
865
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:47,680
so why didn't you
866
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,960
oh follow your dream
867
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:52,480
oh
868
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,480
marriage children the war
869
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:58,160
now's your chance to do something about
870
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:58,160
it sure better later than ever yeah
871
00:50:58,359 --> 00:51:04,280
well your dream
872
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:04,280
come true
873
00:51:09,610 --> 00:51:12,809
[Music]
874
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,800
look i took a gamble i thought if i
875
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:23,839
asked you out to dinner just just the
876
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,839
two of us and maybe
877
00:51:30,079 --> 00:51:35,599
soft lights with music
878
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,480
no wonder everyone knows
879
00:51:35,599 --> 00:51:38,480
this is where you bring all your
880
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:40,319
floozies isn't it
881
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:42,000
to hot them up
882
00:51:40,319 --> 00:51:43,599
huh
883
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,520
gwen
884
00:51:43,599 --> 00:51:50,359
take me over
885
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:50,359
you said take me home right
886
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:06,000
put yourself in my place in your place i
887
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:07,599
would have said let's go out for dinner
888
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:11,119
together i wouldn't have lied about it i
889
00:52:07,599 --> 00:52:13,200
would have said no no i wouldn't
890
00:52:11,119 --> 00:52:14,319
for two days i've been gearing myself up
891
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,599
for this
892
00:52:14,319 --> 00:52:19,520
thinking about
893
00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:20,559
about what i was gonna say and how i was
894
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,720
gwen
895
00:52:20,559 --> 00:52:24,240
look i'm truly sorry
896
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:26,480
i honestly thought you were sending me
897
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,480
home
898
00:52:29,839 --> 00:52:33,200
i will set up the meeting i'll let you
899
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:35,599
know let's get something quite straight
900
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,520
max whatever your original motors we've
901
00:52:35,599 --> 00:52:39,119
really started something and i believe
902
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:41,200
in it
903
00:52:39,119 --> 00:52:43,040
i want it to succeed
904
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,400
all i ask of you is to behave like my
905
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:48,559
partner
906
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,559
not like a bloody traveling salesman
907
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:53,000
i'll see you in don't bother
908
00:53:09,070 --> 00:53:16,449
[Music]
909
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,800
i'll see you on friday
910
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:34,880
there was a young lady called yuri who
911
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:36,720
came from a town called algori if you
912
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,880
gave her a quid you know what she did
913
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:40,650
she pulled down her pants and said screw
914
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:49,739
me
915
00:53:40,650 --> 00:53:49,739
[Music]
916
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:55,240
oh
917
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:05,669
[Music]
918
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:11,760
in new york
919
00:54:09,599 --> 00:54:13,920
you could choose whatever you wanted
920
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,119
blonde brunette redhead
921
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,480
fat or thin
922
00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:18,720
the whole place was just packed with
923
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:20,880
them it was like a big fancy hotel
924
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:22,480
you could order drinks there was music
925
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,760
there was dancing
926
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,440
max is made
927
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,200
he got one with tits as big as
928
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,240
watermelons
929
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:32,359
geez
930
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:32,359
how can you tell if you've got vt
931
00:54:35,890 --> 00:54:47,929
[Music]
932
00:54:44,770 --> 00:54:47,929
[Applause]
933
00:55:02,559 --> 00:55:08,319
maybe it's a sign
934
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:09,920
an omen like telling us to turn back
935
00:55:08,319 --> 00:55:12,920
maybe i should have worn me bloody dust
936
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,920
coat
937
00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:31,559
[Music]
938
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:31,559
huh
939
00:55:33,850 --> 00:55:44,469
[Music]
940
00:55:46,319 --> 00:55:49,839
hey this is
941
00:55:50,330 --> 00:55:53,429
[Music]
942
00:55:56,290 --> 00:56:01,440
[Music]
943
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,799
know what this is ladies
944
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:04,720
our first
945
00:56:02,799 --> 00:56:07,599
order
946
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:07,599
gonna get a prank
947
00:56:12,319 --> 00:56:15,920
i've got some ideas for a range of
948
00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:17,520
evening wear very chic very
949
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,960
sophisticated great did you know that
950
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:23,359
the strapless gun is held up mainly by
951
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:23,359
public opinion oh max
952
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,160
what's wrong
953
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,000
i've
954
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:30,880
gone to a guides camp for the weekend
955
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,920
and uh
956
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:35,520
kenny's gone fishing at manju it's uh
957
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:38,400
it's the first time i spent the night on
958
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:40,559
my own this house it's not much fun
959
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,559
no
960
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:45,520
but why don't we go have a bite to eat
961
00:56:43,839 --> 00:56:47,040
why not
962
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:51,799
let's celebrate
963
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:51,799
you choose somewhere really nice
964
00:57:09,839 --> 00:57:13,839
you fellas on petrol are you running out
965
00:57:11,359 --> 00:57:13,839
of steam
966
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,839
where you fella's gone how gooey
967
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,880
we're going to visit my sister
968
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:31,120
all right
969
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,720
she works in the whole house
970
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:35,440
[Laughter]
971
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:38,640
good evening mr wiseman
972
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:40,960
a table for two
973
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:43,040
this all seems vaguely familiar have we
974
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:44,559
been here before by any chance
975
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:46,079
oh no it's coming back to me now it
976
00:57:44,559 --> 00:57:47,280
wasn't with you it was with some smart
977
00:57:46,079 --> 00:57:50,160
house in the right trade who's trying to
978
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:53,680
get the right caps uh um
979
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:55,119
uh an appetite uh a very dry martini
980
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,640
thank you very much yeah it would make
981
00:57:55,119 --> 00:57:58,480
mine a scotch she'll be followed by a
982
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,839
bottle of champagne mm-hmm it will be
983
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:02,319
fine good
984
00:57:59,839 --> 00:58:02,319
certainly
985
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:09,240
what's madame x
986
00:58:05,599 --> 00:58:09,240
don't you like it here
987
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:20,079
really
988
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:21,410
[Music]
989
00:58:20,079 --> 00:58:30,960
someone can get
990
00:58:21,410 --> 00:58:32,079
[Music]
991
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,599
now what
992
00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:36,599
yeah we just gotta wait until she cools
993
00:58:33,599 --> 00:58:36,599
down
994
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:42,799
i heard if you get syphilis it's like
995
00:58:39,839 --> 00:58:42,799
pissing boiling water
996
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,520
i wonder which is worse syphilis or
997
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:53,240
gonorrhea
998
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:53,240
what else next time
999
00:58:54,940 --> 00:59:01,400
[Music]
1000
00:59:04,860 --> 00:59:07,929
[Music]
1001
00:59:12,079 --> 00:59:17,440
the christmas tree's on fire santa's
1002
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:20,720
holding the
1003
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:23,760
my parents are both liars i got gifts
1004
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:28,319
but want subscribers thanks for the
1005
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:31,119
candy basket oh god another jacket my
1006
00:59:28,319 --> 00:59:33,760
stockings filled with
1007
00:59:31,119 --> 00:59:36,000
aren't they supposed to acid red lights
1008
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:37,440
geez maybe they're all holiday houses
1009
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:40,240
there's no point
1010
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:42,400
let's go home shut up everybody
1011
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:45,640
well i think max was bullshitting about
1012
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,640
hong kong
1013
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:50,160
maybe you got a toot like a signal
1014
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,330
[Music]
1015
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:01,839
you go and ask helen you go and ask
1016
01:00:02,319 --> 01:00:06,640
maybe auntie's right
1017
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:08,319
it's just a lot of [ __ ]
1018
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:10,640
you mean we came all this way for
1019
01:00:08,319 --> 01:00:10,640
nothing
1020
01:00:13,599 --> 01:00:16,839
i'll go
1021
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,469
[Music]
1022
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,720
that's it i saw that headlight
1023
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:43,799
well what are we waiting for
1024
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:50,000
arthur come on man i just look after the
1025
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:52,240
car for away oh come on arthur we're all
1026
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,480
in this together
1027
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:59,720
i see how you go
1028
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:59,720
well uh let me show them
1029
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:14,319
either you're bloody late or bloody
1030
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:17,920
early
1031
01:01:14,319 --> 01:01:17,920
what can i do for you all the same
1032
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:24,240
oh
1033
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:25,440
you're looking for girls are you come on
1034
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:27,839
then
1035
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:30,240
don't be shy that's the way
1036
01:01:27,839 --> 01:01:32,799
come on come inside
1037
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:32,799
come on
1038
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,400
come on
1039
01:01:42,799 --> 01:01:45,680
well now
1040
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,880
who would you like
1041
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,000
there's
1042
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:49,599
dixie
1043
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:53,559
rita
1044
01:01:49,599 --> 01:01:53,559
michelle chantel
1045
01:02:02,799 --> 01:02:08,559
wake up sweetie
1046
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:10,720
oh jesus christ minor it's 6 30. i know
1047
01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:11,920
sweetie but we've got two gentlemen just
1048
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,520
come in and one of them's asked
1049
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:16,240
especially for you we'll tell him to
1050
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:18,000
[ __ ] off he lied no bryce mona what do
1051
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:19,760
you think i am i've been up all bloody
1052
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,200
night you're one of my girls sweetie and
1053
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,720
as such i expect you to get with
1054
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:25,520
somebody else
1055
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:29,559
i'll speak to you later elaine
1056
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:29,559
don't you run away boys
1057
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:40,240
if you want me to go i will go just tell
1058
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,760
me to my face i said we'd discuss it
1059
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,880
later do you know what time i got to
1060
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,480
sleep
1061
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,240
this is rita just cause you owned this
1062
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:47,920
place it does not mean that you own me
1063
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:50,720
you'll kindly keep your voice down
1064
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:52,480
elaine why does it always have to be me
1065
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:55,680
why not your precious little dixie for a
1066
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:56,960
change or chantel
1067
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:59,359
do i really have to put up with this
1068
01:02:56,960 --> 01:03:01,599
sort of [ __ ] working all night and all
1069
01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:04,160
day like
1070
01:03:01,599 --> 01:03:04,160
dixie
1071
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:11,359
i don't want to talk about it later i
1072
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:13,280
want to talk about it now if you're too
1073
01:03:11,359 --> 01:03:15,680
tired to work you're too tired to talk
1074
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:18,319
so go back to sleep when you wake up you
1075
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:19,440
can start packing your things you can't
1076
01:03:18,319 --> 01:03:21,119
fire me
1077
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,300
you need me that's what you think
1078
01:03:21,119 --> 01:03:41,440
sweetie
1079
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:44,280
[Music]
1080
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:49,710
oh i love that girl
1081
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:49,710
[Music]
1082
01:03:53,119 --> 01:03:57,640
are you sure about this that's what
1083
01:03:54,559 --> 01:04:08,909
we're here for isn't it
1084
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:08,909
[Music]
1085
01:04:09,039 --> 01:04:13,839
it
1086
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:13,839
helps to take your trousers off
1087
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:18,520
car trouble
1088
01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:18,520
where are you from
1089
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:45,500
come on baby the clock's ticking
1090
01:04:42,410 --> 01:04:45,500
[Music]
1091
01:04:45,839 --> 01:05:03,580
you've still got 25 minutes
1092
01:04:49,050 --> 01:05:05,470
[Music]
1093
01:05:03,580 --> 01:05:06,510
[Applause]
1094
01:05:05,470 --> 01:05:08,880
[Music]
1095
01:05:06,510 --> 01:05:11,280
[Applause]
1096
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:13,200
she said it's what you get paid for and
1097
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:15,440
i said who the hell do you think i am
1098
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:17,119
and now she's fired you know i told her
1099
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:20,160
you know she says i'm the one they
1100
01:05:17,119 --> 01:05:21,680
always ask for that's [ __ ] those two
1101
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:24,240
little [ __ ] have never even been
1102
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,240
here before
1103
01:05:25,359 --> 01:05:29,280
am i working cause you said no if i can
1104
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:30,640
say no then so can you so who's gonna
1105
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:33,520
look after the customers when they
1106
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:35,839
arrive at 6 30 in the morning nobody
1107
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:39,039
they're supposed to be open all hours
1108
01:05:35,839 --> 01:05:41,520
yeah well it's time that changed
1109
01:05:39,039 --> 01:05:43,440
that's vermona to say why why shouldn't
1110
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:45,359
we have a say as well who earns all the
1111
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:47,520
bloody money anyway if it wasn't for
1112
01:05:45,359 --> 01:05:49,359
mona we wouldn't be here do you know
1113
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:52,079
that she's okay forget it told her to
1114
01:05:49,359 --> 01:05:54,000
pack up and go back to you already no no
1115
01:05:52,079 --> 01:05:55,760
now you came here for a good time and a
1116
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,680
good time is what you're going to get oh
1117
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:59,520
come off it mona i have never turned
1118
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:02,559
someone away and i'm not about to start
1119
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:05,559
now fine then you look after him
1120
01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:05,559
if
1121
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:17,520
what
1122
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:18,720
forget it what happened
1123
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,599
nothing
1124
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,880
yeah
1125
01:06:19,599 --> 01:06:24,319
nothing happened
1126
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:25,440
oh where's batty i don't know
1127
01:06:24,319 --> 01:06:27,440
come on what do you mean nothing
1128
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,799
happened
1129
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,640
okay
1130
01:06:28,799 --> 01:06:33,520
ted
1131
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:36,000
you come all the way from perth
1132
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:36,000
for this
1133
01:06:36,730 --> 01:06:41,640
[Music]
1134
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:45,880
forgot my money
1135
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,480
and get it
1136
01:06:51,359 --> 01:06:59,370
come on
1137
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:59,370
[Music]
1138
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:03,039
what's your name
1139
01:07:05,039 --> 01:07:24,559
don't go again
1140
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:24,559
[Music]
1141
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:31,520
oh i thought you'd gone we're having a
1142
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:33,119
meeting at 11. mona said 12. she's
1143
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:34,000
already talked to chantelle and michelle
1144
01:07:33,119 --> 01:07:35,440
the rest of us have got to stick
1145
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,480
together and decide exactly what we're
1146
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:37,680
going to say we're going to start
1147
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:39,680
standing up for our rides so we need
1148
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:42,400
your support okay be careful what you
1149
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:44,319
say to rita it'll all get back to mona
1150
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:46,880
[ __ ] michelle what are you talking about
1151
01:07:44,319 --> 01:07:48,799
you and chantelle and dixie what about
1152
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:50,240
us just see if she says anything against
1153
01:07:48,799 --> 01:07:52,319
mona at the meeting and don't say i
1154
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:54,240
didn't warn you stupid [ __ ]
1155
01:07:52,319 --> 01:07:55,280
speak for yourself you little [ __ ] face
1156
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,200
you should have put your foot down the
1157
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:59,280
same as eli why should i work whenever i
1158
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,640
want um 6 30 in the bloody morning i had
1159
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:03,119
car troubles coming on the way from
1160
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:05,280
perth and guess what
1161
01:08:03,119 --> 01:08:08,280
he's a virgin
1162
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:08,280
oh
1163
01:08:19,279 --> 01:08:25,279
right now he's the hottest tune in the
1164
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:29,100
one desert three
1165
01:08:25,279 --> 01:08:37,939
that's how easy it could be
1166
01:08:29,100 --> 01:08:37,939
[Music]
1167
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:45,600
i thought the car was abandoned
1168
01:08:43,359 --> 01:08:47,920
oh no i'm just fixing the accelerator
1169
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,920
actually
1170
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:56,560
okay then
1171
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:56,560
come on baby
1172
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:01,040
baby
1173
01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:03,520
give it to me
1174
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:06,520
give it to me like a randy young
1175
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:06,520
boy
1176
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:17,340
[Music]
1177
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,560
is
1178
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,920
is
1179
01:09:40,159 --> 01:09:43,359
another 15 minutes okay
1180
01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:49,279
come on baby let's start again a boy how
1181
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:51,520
can it be a bully a bullet's a car
1182
01:09:49,279 --> 01:09:53,279
straight a bull [ __ ] it is ask
1183
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:55,520
anybody a bullock
1184
01:09:53,279 --> 01:09:56,960
isn't a bullet like a young bull
1185
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:58,640
no it's
1186
01:09:56,960 --> 01:10:00,840
something different
1187
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:03,040
well i'll be
1188
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:05,520
buggered hey
1189
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:06,480
you're losing interest
1190
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:09,199
a little
1191
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:10,719
can't have your money back it's too late
1192
01:10:09,199 --> 01:10:12,239
come on baby
1193
01:10:10,719 --> 01:10:15,560
you'll manage
1194
01:10:12,239 --> 01:10:15,560
you'll see
1195
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:24,239
um
1196
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:24,239
can you lend me a couple of quid
1197
01:10:25,199 --> 01:10:29,960
oh daddy i'm always lending your money
1198
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:38,440
so
1199
01:11:06,239 --> 01:11:09,679
and this time
1200
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:11,840
i cracked it
1201
01:11:09,679 --> 01:11:15,440
hell ken
1202
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:15,440
barry went back for another
1203
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:20,080
what was it like
1204
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:23,440
ideal
1205
01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:26,679
i
1206
01:11:32,140 --> 01:11:37,180
[Music]
1207
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:43,600
and the doors
1208
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:47,400
but not the weather folks it's going to
1209
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:47,400
be a great day
1210
01:11:50,730 --> 01:11:53,890
[Music]
1211
01:11:56,180 --> 01:12:00,239
[Music]
1212
01:11:58,719 --> 01:12:02,480
everything's fine
1213
01:12:00,239 --> 01:12:03,760
and um thank you for a lovely evening i
1214
01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:07,800
really enjoyed it
1215
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:07,800
my pleasure partners
1216
01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:11,679
well i was wondering if you felt like
1217
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:13,760
going out somewhere
1218
01:12:11,679 --> 01:12:15,360
what did you have in mind
1219
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:17,120
it's always king's part
1220
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:18,239
it's not very original
1221
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:19,670
you have to think of something better
1222
01:12:18,239 --> 01:12:22,789
than that max
1223
01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:22,789
[Music]
1224
01:12:25,820 --> 01:12:38,529
[Music]
1225
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:45,480
yes
1226
01:12:50,239 --> 01:12:53,360
to
1227
01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:56,910
my heart
1228
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:56,910
[Music]
1229
01:12:59,630 --> 01:13:04,710
[Music]
1230
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:07,920
nobody
1231
01:13:04,710 --> 01:13:07,920
[Music]
1232
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:32,199
what does he want
1233
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:42,239
what's your name son
1234
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:42,239
hey i'm an address
1235
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:47,679
donald brad
1236
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:49,840
fitment said sorry
1237
01:13:47,679 --> 01:13:52,480
mcjanet
1238
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:54,239
barry mcdaniel well mr mcjanet do you
1239
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:55,040
care to explain how you your mate and
1240
01:13:54,239 --> 01:13:57,199
the
1241
01:13:55,040 --> 01:14:01,000
expert mechanic here come to me in
1242
01:13:57,199 --> 01:14:01,000
possession of a stolen vehicle
1243
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:07,159
[Music]
1244
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:11,120
i have to warn you i know nothing about
1245
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:14,679
sailing
1246
01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:14,679
neither do i
1247
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:20,460
[Music]
1248
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:25,810
well at least it wasn't a case of your
1249
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:34,890
place or mine
1250
01:14:25,810 --> 01:14:34,890
[Music]
1251
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:38,520
don't move
1252
01:14:38,670 --> 01:14:48,259
[Music]
1253
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:52,520
so
1254
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:11,199
find anybody yes
1255
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:14,080
it isn't you until after six
1256
01:15:11,199 --> 01:15:16,159
jeez that's another five hours
1257
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:17,920
let's go back to mona's place well sure
1258
01:15:16,159 --> 01:15:19,440
like there's lovely
1259
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,560
come on
1260
01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:22,000
why not
1261
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:25,640
because we barely enough money left for
1262
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,640
our tickets back to perth
1263
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:35,390
you might manage a cup of tea
1264
01:15:31,210 --> 01:15:35,390
[Music]
1265
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:46,869
[Music]
1266
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:53,669
like me
1267
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:53,669
[Music]
1268
01:15:56,400 --> 01:16:02,000
can tell me about your husband
1269
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:05,199
sounded like quite a guy
1270
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:05,199
kids don't even remember him
1271
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:10,480
what makes you mention george
1272
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:10,480
just thinking
1273
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:15,120
how's that you never got married again
1274
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:19,040
don't tell me nobody ever asked you
1275
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:19,040
because i won't believe it then don't
1276
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:24,560
look over there max huh
1277
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:24,560
over there what
1278
01:16:27,199 --> 01:16:29,920
oh [ __ ]
1279
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:34,400
oh
1280
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:36,700
come in you can trust me on the
1281
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:39,760
southland
1282
01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:43,159
[Music]
1283
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:43,159
look over there
1284
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:54,320
[Music]
1285
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:54,320
max
1286
01:16:54,380 --> 01:16:59,520
[Music]
1287
01:16:56,400 --> 01:17:17,739
no max don't be silly
1288
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:17,739
[Music]
1289
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:28,440
so
1290
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:28,440
finally mission accomplished
1291
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,120
gwen
1292
01:17:31,570 --> 01:17:37,120
[Music]
1293
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:39,760
i promise you i didn't plan this no
1294
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:42,800
oh max you disappoint me after all i've
1295
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:45,840
had no i hope sure but i i didn't expect
1296
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:45,840
it no i didn't
1297
01:17:46,159 --> 01:17:58,959
i'm jacking
1298
01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:58,959
[Music]
1299
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:05,040
geez barry
1300
01:18:02,719 --> 01:18:06,560
i'm just telling everybody he's bragging
1301
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:08,640
about it he's making it sound like all
1302
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:10,239
three of us got fixed up at moana's so
1303
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:13,280
fellas did you make out in the flesh
1304
01:18:10,239 --> 01:18:16,560
plastic out girly
1305
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:18,640
the whole bloody world knows
1306
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:20,719
do you reckon if i sent it to mona's
1307
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:23,840
place hay street kalgoorlie
1308
01:18:20,719 --> 01:18:26,840
it'll get to her telephone
1309
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:26,840
dixie
1310
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:33,440
hello ken riddle speaking good
1311
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:37,840
morning sexually transmissible
1312
01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:44,320
our diseases clinic reports this morning
1313
01:18:41,199 --> 01:18:45,760
that the ladies shall we say easy virtue
1314
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:48,320
tested positive
1315
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:49,840
and my anxious traits all of her recent
1316
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:51,760
visitors
1317
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:52,880
she's provided us with a list upon which
1318
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:54,560
the name
1319
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:56,560
appears
1320
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:58,960
it can't be me i've never been to
1321
01:18:56,560 --> 01:19:02,320
calgary
1322
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:04,159
we were assisted by the police
1323
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:05,199
still there mr little
1324
01:19:04,159 --> 01:19:06,480
yes
1325
01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:09,280
i would like you to come into the state
1326
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:11,280
laboratory for a checkup uh about 10
1327
01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:14,800
o'clock on thursday
1328
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:14,800
i appreciate your need for discretion
1329
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:26,159
what's up
1330
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:26,159
[Music]
1331
01:19:29,170 --> 01:19:47,510
[Music]
1332
01:19:49,679 --> 01:19:52,560
how are you doing hey
1333
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,159
i don't know
1334
01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:56,400
not too good
1335
01:19:54,159 --> 01:19:57,520
oh no no you can't tell yet
1336
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:59,920
you won't know for certain until after
1337
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:59,920
the test
1338
01:20:00,239 --> 01:20:03,360
well i want you didn't i
1339
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:06,960
he's got the stapler
1340
01:20:08,639 --> 01:20:11,280
a couple of jabs that's all it takes
1341
01:20:10,159 --> 01:20:12,639
kenny
1342
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:14,639
mind you i hear there's a new strain
1343
01:20:12,639 --> 01:20:16,719
going around one poor bugger got it so
1344
01:20:14,639 --> 01:20:20,880
bad they had to amputate
1345
01:20:16,719 --> 01:20:20,880
amputate what what do you think
1346
01:20:22,639 --> 01:20:27,120
only jagging mate
1347
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:27,120
hey
1348
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:33,639
hey come on ken
1349
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:33,639
dispatch off of asking
1350
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:37,199
yes
1351
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:38,400
certainly
1352
01:20:37,199 --> 01:20:40,000
kenneth
1353
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:43,320
telephone
1354
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:43,320
dr flobisha
1355
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:10,639
i suggest you ask mr wiseman for his
1356
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:12,800
advice
1357
01:21:10,639 --> 01:21:15,800
he's extremely knowledgeable in this
1358
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:15,800
math
1359
01:21:16,230 --> 01:21:23,450
[Laughter]
1360
01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:42,400
ah that's where they were be looking all
1361
01:21:40,639 --> 01:21:47,040
over the place for him these are for my
1362
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:47,040
mother oh mate a lady called louise gwen
1363
01:21:53,199 --> 01:21:57,600
look kenny um
1364
01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:59,360
let's go and have a nice quiet drink
1365
01:21:57,600 --> 01:22:00,560
anything i want to know eh all this
1366
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,320
fashion crap you don't think i know what
1367
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:04,239
you're on about no it's not true it's
1368
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:09,320
not what you think don't give me your
1369
01:22:04,239 --> 01:22:09,320
[ __ ] you just calm down all right
1370
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:16,080
oh okay
1371
01:22:14,639 --> 01:22:18,480
all right that's right
1372
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:18,480
come on
1373
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:25,800
it's not what you think kenny it wasn't
1374
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:25,800
just another
1375
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:28,960
i fell in love with her
1376
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:35,040
look it was something that happened it
1377
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:37,280
probably won't happen again
1378
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:40,080
she didn't exactly spell it out but i am
1379
01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:40,080
i got the message
1380
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:46,239
maybe i'm not the right guy for her
1381
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,239
funny you know
1382
01:22:46,480 --> 01:22:49,199
she's the first woman i ever fell in
1383
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:52,520
love with who didn't feel the same way
1384
01:22:49,199 --> 01:22:52,520
about me
1385
01:22:56,630 --> 01:23:09,280
[Music]
1386
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:09,280
no hard feelings they can
1387
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:13,499
[Music]
1388
01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:18,440
ken
1389
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:27,040
and french seam the bodice on the party
1390
01:23:24,639 --> 01:23:29,280
frog ah see see we do first thing in the
1391
01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:30,239
morning wonderful give rosa gonna kiss
1392
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:32,320
for me
1393
01:23:30,239 --> 01:23:34,400
ciao ciao
1394
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:36,639
can
1395
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:39,360
what happened
1396
01:23:36,639 --> 01:23:40,719
your face oh
1397
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:42,639
we were just fooling around have you
1398
01:23:40,719 --> 01:23:45,199
been in a fight
1399
01:23:42,639 --> 01:23:48,000
who did this to you no it's nothing mum
1400
01:23:45,199 --> 01:23:49,280
it's nothing
1401
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:51,600
i'm coming to the kitchen i can look at
1402
01:23:49,280 --> 01:23:52,800
it properly it's okay
1403
01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:55,920
i told you
1404
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:55,920
we were just fooling around
1405
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:05,069
queen riddle speaking
1406
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:05,069
[Music]
1407
01:24:12,060 --> 01:24:23,500
[Music]
1408
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:30,280
never break always fight never quit do
1409
01:24:28,719 --> 01:24:41,699
it right
1410
01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:41,699
[Music]
1411
01:24:45,570 --> 01:24:48,720
[Music]
1412
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:58,440
so i want to live
1413
01:25:04,210 --> 01:25:07,359
[Music]
1414
01:25:16,380 --> 01:25:22,159
[Music]
1415
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:23,760
i have a very special christmas treat
1416
01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:26,480
for you all tonight
1417
01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:29,120
the premiere range from the house of
1418
01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:29,120
elegance
1419
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:34,560
who's that
1420
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,560
who's that
1421
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:40,960
who's that
1422
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:43,690
crazy she looks beautiful in green pink
1423
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:53,240
hmm
1424
01:25:43,690 --> 01:25:54,090
[Music]
1425
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:57,249
[Applause]
1426
01:25:54,090 --> 01:25:57,249
[Music]
1427
01:26:00,220 --> 01:26:04,589
[Applause]
1428
01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:07,280
[Music]
1429
01:26:04,810 --> 01:26:09,600
[Applause]
1430
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:11,280
there she is my talented and wonderful
1431
01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:13,199
sister
1432
01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:15,360
follower and of course her partner in
1433
01:26:13,199 --> 01:26:17,679
crime and mastermind of the whole
1434
01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:17,679
venture
1435
01:26:18,970 --> 01:26:25,159
[Music]
1436
01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:25,159
the house of elegance
1437
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:32,249
[Applause]
1438
01:26:29,090 --> 01:26:32,249
[Music]
1439
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:37,709
terrific
1440
01:26:34,270 --> 01:26:37,709
[Music]
1441
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:41,199
oh
1442
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:43,600
this is arthur
1443
01:26:41,199 --> 01:26:43,600
lazy
1444
01:26:43,679 --> 01:26:46,080
harley
1445
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:50,320
[Music]
1446
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:51,920
you want to watch out for art he's a
1447
01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:53,120
he's a bit of a dark horse look who's
1448
01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:54,880
talking
1449
01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:58,159
now a little bit of shush please just
1450
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:59,760
for a moment now we have yet another max
1451
01:26:58,159 --> 01:27:02,560
weisman triumph
1452
01:26:59,760 --> 01:27:05,120
allow me to present his good friend and
1453
01:27:02,560 --> 01:27:07,540
master of the rhythm and blues
1454
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:15,430
little willy littlefield
1455
01:27:07,540 --> 01:27:15,550
[Applause]
1456
01:27:15,430 --> 01:27:19,330
[Music]
1457
01:27:15,550 --> 01:27:29,360
[Applause]
1458
01:27:19,330 --> 01:27:30,800
[Music]
1459
01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:32,639
how does an aussie woman get a man's
1460
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:34,080
attention hey
1461
01:27:32,639 --> 01:27:36,239
she drops the aggregate she wrapped
1462
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:39,360
around the beer bottle
1463
01:27:36,239 --> 01:27:39,950
man jose was funny did i
1464
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:41,360
mom
1465
01:27:39,950 --> 01:27:43,520
[Music]
1466
01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:46,840
know i had the stance
1467
01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:46,840
why of course
1468
01:27:46,940 --> 01:27:56,959
[Music]
1469
01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:02,760
let's jump
1470
01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:13,859
around
1471
01:28:05,020 --> 01:28:13,859
[Music]
1472
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:18,960
now it's nice to see young arthur
1473
01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:21,600
looking after my niece oh she's a very
1474
01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:25,009
retiring girl she needs to have some fun
1475
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:25,009
[Music]
1476
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:33,199
my turn kenny there's a young lady over
1477
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:33,199
there who seems to be unattached
1478
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:38,800
what a lovely girl
1479
01:28:36,100 --> 01:28:41,800
[Music]
1480
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:41,800
kenny
1481
01:28:42,239 --> 01:28:48,120
kenny
1482
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:48,120
thanks for the dance mom
1483
01:28:48,190 --> 01:28:55,610
[Music]
1484
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:57,760
hi
1485
01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:59,760
hi
1486
01:28:57,760 --> 01:29:00,880
how was the audition good i'm one of the
1487
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:02,400
swans
1488
01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:05,600
congratulations
1489
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:08,880
of course that thanks
1490
01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:11,040
i can tell about myself
1491
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:11,040
not
1492
01:29:11,199 --> 01:29:16,560
would you like to dance sure that'd be
1493
01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:19,800
wonderful helene go help you mama take
1494
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,800
my money
1495
01:29:19,950 --> 01:29:31,669
[Music]
1496
01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:39,679
you're the one to make that business
1497
01:29:37,199 --> 01:29:41,840
with a snack
1498
01:29:39,679 --> 01:29:44,080
it was a mistake
1499
01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:50,920
let me tell you something
1500
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:50,920
i laugh so much i nearly [ __ ] myself
1501
01:29:52,639 --> 01:29:55,880
you're drinking
1502
01:30:01,070 --> 01:30:09,819
[Music]
1503
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:16,310
[Music]
1504
01:30:16,290 --> 01:30:25,320
[Applause]
1505
01:30:16,310 --> 01:30:25,450
[Music]
1506
01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:34,800
[Applause]
1507
01:30:25,450 --> 01:30:36,480
[Music]
1508
01:30:34,800 --> 01:30:41,640
the land
1509
01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:51,280
[Music]
1510
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:52,560
[Applause]
1511
01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:55,070
excuse me
1512
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:58,260
you invited i'm looking for very mcjanet
1513
01:30:55,070 --> 01:30:58,260
[Music]
1514
01:30:59,199 --> 01:31:14,260
oh hi morris
1515
01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:14,260
[Music]
1516
01:31:15,199 --> 01:31:40,239
oh
1517
01:31:17,830 --> 01:31:43,239
[Music]
1518
01:31:40,239 --> 01:31:43,239
i
1519
01:31:43,810 --> 01:31:51,159
[Music]
1520
01:31:48,159 --> 01:31:51,159
i
1521
01:31:51,199 --> 01:31:56,800
don't have
1522
01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:59,800
anything
1523
01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:59,800
since
1524
01:32:01,199 --> 01:32:04,199
i
1525
01:32:06,639 --> 01:32:11,480
don't have
1526
01:32:08,480 --> 01:32:11,480
happiness
1527
01:32:14,900 --> 01:32:26,920
[Music]
1528
01:32:23,920 --> 01:32:26,920
is
1529
01:32:32,180 --> 01:32:32,180
[Music]
1530
01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:39,440
to is
1531
01:32:57,040 --> 01:33:00,040
says
1532
01:33:02,350 --> 01:33:11,080
[Music]
1533
01:33:08,080 --> 01:33:11,080
oh
1534
01:33:23,440 --> 01:33:26,440
oh
1535
01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:35,529
[Music]
1536
01:33:40,400 --> 01:33:56,360
um
1537
01:33:43,350 --> 01:33:56,360
[Music]
1538
01:33:58,590 --> 01:34:07,190
[Music]
1539
01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:16,039
when i came across a campfire
1540
01:34:07,190 --> 01:34:16,039
[Music]
1541
01:34:27,520 --> 01:34:33,280
like the girl from
1542
01:34:30,070 --> 01:34:35,880
[Music]
1543
01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:43,259
up
1544
01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:43,259
[Music]
1545
01:34:45,290 --> 01:34:56,819
[Music]
1546
01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:00,880
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